ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th March 2026

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

When did you lie about your age?  Our 4th roaster for The Roast of Bree & Clint - Sharyn Casey!  Does Clint know the answer to these girl-themed questions?  Fridayoke - Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Zendams, Brea and Clint. What's going on, New Zealand? Welcome to the Bree and Clint show for a Friday afternoon,

where we are officially on sale, Bree. That's right. Tickets are on sale right now for the roast of Bree and Clint, and I hate to say it, but tickets are selling fast, which makes me think that people want to see us get roasted. Not only are they selling fast, there's only three front row seats left. Yeah.

That will be the best view in the house to be down the front. Where we are, you'll see the beads of sweat running down our brows from those seats, and there's only three of them left. And they're only 25 bucks. All of the seats are only 25 bucks. They sure are. We're not one of those gigs that has a VIP section, and a VVIP section.

It's all 25 bucks. Yeah, go get your tickets right now from either itticket.co.n.z or comedy festival.com.com. We're going to announce another roaster joining the bill at 4 o'clock this afternoon. Yes, we sure are. And we have semi-recovered from our warm-up roasting from Haley Sproul this morning. I don't know if I have. I think I'm okay. Okay. Good for you.

Because I know Haley meant it with love. That's what I'm choosing to believe. That's choosing to tell yourself. I know that you want to believe that. Yeah. And that's what I will be telling my therapist. All right, very good. We're also going to give away double passes to Robbie Williams,

who's coming to the country in November. We've got an Auckland double pass and a Christchurch double pass. We're going to give that away during Friday Oakey to someone who texts in a vote during Friday Oake this afternoon. Yes, correct. So you don't have to get on here. Everyone can get in. Everybody can get in on the draw for that.

and we'll do it at 5 o'clock if you want to go and see Robbie Williams for free. Right now we're doing Trady versus Lady though, 50 bucks. Our last 50 bucks of the week. If you want it, you've got to win, and you've got to call now, 0800 dials at him. This is the unofficial national anthem of Australia. I need to stand for this one, sorry. We will also be announcing the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand this afternoon. Oh, we are too! That's so exciting.

When are we doing that? The voting has not closed. We will have a winner at 5 o'clock. Okay, perfect. And we'll play the winner on the show. Oh, great. What a fun show we've got. And the winner will be invited to come on the show.

Whether they come is up to them. We haven't invited them and reached out. We welcome all comers. Multiple times. No word back yet. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady.

All right. Last game of the week for the Trades and the ladies to go at it. The Trades on 18, the lady's on 24. Our lady is in Fangare. She's 40 and she is an animal lover. Welcome to the show. Kylie. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. What's your favourite type of animal? Oh, all of them. All of them? All of them. You can't pick one.

Even rats? Yes, yep. It's perfect. Even rats. I love all animals. Even possums. Even possums. Even like ibises?

What is that? It's a bin chicken. In Australia with the big long beak and the warty nose. One bit me one time. It was so scary. Did it? Did you ever get an injection? I was a kid, so maybe.

Yeah. All right, Kylie, the animal lover. You're taking on our trady from Hunterville. He's 38 and he's milking his cows this weekend. Welcome to the show, Stephen. Gidey, Steve. Hello. Is that a rarity or you milk your cows every weekend?

I milk your cows pretty much every week. Yeah, what a life. Have you ever had a taste? Yeah, do you ever give yourself a spray? Yeah, I've done it a few times actually. God, doesn't get fresher than that, does it, Steve? Oh, sure doesn't. Have you had a cow pat on the head before? Oh, I've had it all.

Yeah, he's the real deal. All right, Stephen, the dairy farmer, your buzzers' tradie. Kylie, the animal lover, your buzzer's lady. First person to three correct answers gets our $50 cash prize. from KFC. Best of luck, here we go. Question number one. What breed of dog is predominantly used

for general purpose and patrol policing work in New Zealand? I'm going to say Kylie. Kylie. K-9? K-9? Yeah, dog. What breed of dog?

German Shepherd. Well done. It is German Shepherd. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. In which decade did man first set foot on the moon? Lady.

Kylie. Kylie. It was. the 60s. 1969. Nice. Question number three, you need this one,

Steveo, to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Clay to me. Kylie. Kylie. How's the job? No.

Oh, Kylie. You fumbled the bag, Steve. The door is a jazz, Stephen. What is it? Is it Westlife? No!

I'm going to give you both another go. Louis Williams. Stephen. Robbie William. Well done. It is Robbie. We move on to question number four.

Sillian Murphy plays Tommy Shelby in which iconic Netflix series, which also has a movie dropping today. They wear those cheese grater hats. Cheese cutter. I know, I'll call it a cheese grater. No one knows it? No. No, picky blinders.

We move on, still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Cheese grater hats is good. Question number five. What is the main ingredient in hummus? Kylie for the win? Oh God, it's so much of my tongue. Oh, chickies. She's got us.

Oh, she's a lead. Guys, great game. That was very exciting. That was very exciting game. Stephen, yeah, we can't give you the win. But is there a KFC near your farm? There's one in part of me. How about you?

We give you 50 bucks KFC chicken dollars to go and have a feed when you get a day off. You treat yourself, Steve. Oh, I love that. Thank you. Thank you. and the partner. All good. You're sorted.

And Kylie, you bloody legend, you're a tradie-versed lady champion. 50 bucks cash. Yeah, I thank you guys so much. Everything's coming up Kylie today. Thank you. You're welcome. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. How exciting for Hannah Montana fans.

It's the 20th anniversary. Would you, would you? Yes. Like the honour. Yeah. I'm showing me my first Hannah Montana episode. Oh. That's the best of boom.

You should, oh my God, you should watch it with your girls. Oh, yeah, that's fun. Is there a Hannah Montana movie? Yes. The Hannah Montana movie is iconic. Okay. Wonder what platform you stream Hannah Montana on these days. Is it Disney?

Disney. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. It's where it originally was showed. Yeah. So I guess that's where it would be now. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

Yep. I'm not... Disney Channel. I'm not pretending to have never seen Hannah Montana, okay? Very exciting, 20th anniversary. and there's been talks of something happening. Yes. A reunion of some sort, right?

Of some sort, some kind. I saw Jason Earls, who plays Hannah Montana's brother on the show. Okay. Has started a podcast talking about all the different parts of the show and reminiscing on memories. I think it's him and some of the producers from the show. Okay. I mean, we would have rathered Miley Cyrus

But, or Billy Ray? Nah. No, not Billy. Was he the dad on the show? He was the dad. So her real dad was her dad. Correct. But some actor was her brother.

Yes. Okay. And there's a part in the podcast because the first episode came out this week. And there's a part where he talked about how he lied about his age in the audition to be the brother on the show. And they didn't find it. out till halfway through the first season. Take a listen. I lied to them and told them I was 18 years old. The character's

16, nobody's going to buy it. And what's funny is Lisa London, who cast it. She brought me in and she was like, hey, I know you're 19 because I had lied to her in a different audition. Would you be okay when you go in there? They're trying to cast it as close to age as possible. Would you lie and tell them that you're 18? And I was like,

I think I can do that. And it wasn't until halfway through the first season. One of the higher up network executive showed up on show night. And he was like, hey, So you're 28. Yeah. And I was like, I am. Is that true?

He was 28. He was 28. I was like 18, 19, who cares? He lied and said he was 18 because the role was for a 16 year old. The brother was meant to be 16. So he lied and said he was 18 and then he forgot and then lied and said he was 19. But he was actually 28. Wow.

I mean, he must have good skin. He is quite a short. human being and he did look very young. Yeah. Like you wouldn't look at him and go oh he's so old. Like he fit the role.

Wow. Yeah. He would have crapped his decks when he got busted. You know? Because this is the break of a lifetime, right? It's too late though. You're done half.

Oh, I guess it's not too late but I mean you're pretty far in. They could have had an episode where Hannah Montana's brother dies. Grim. That would have been a dark episode day. On the Disney channel. How grim.

It made me think about... It's the worst of both. Made me think of the OC, who I am a big fan of, and reading a story about how, so the main four in the OC were Ryan, Marissa, Seth and Summer, and they were all meant to be like 15, 16 year olds on the show. They were high school students on the show. And I remember reading this article,

and it talked about what ages they all were. And I think, like, Misha Barton was like 17, So that's pretty much fine. Yeah. 16 or 17. And then like the others were like around 18. And then the guy who played Ryan Atwood was like 27. Yeah.

Yeah. It's the same with Kinnaki from Greece. So they were high school students. He's 27. Yeah, like how old was Rizzo? Oh, that's a good question. I reckon she was a bit older. How old?

And then what about at the school dance in Greece? where, yeah, how old was reserved? Like 48? 33, yeah. Yeah, it's wild. Stockard Channing. Here's my question. She was 33 playing a 17-year-old.

Here's my question for the producers. If Clint and I were to go for a TV show role or a movie role, what would be our age range that we could play? Yeah. Like, what's our minimum age? What's our maximum age? I can shave the, bear where I can shave the mustache. I can shave my mustache too.

Shot in HD or 4K? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1080. You go first, Claude. Oh, I was going to go first. I'll follow your lead. Bree, I think you could play 27. Yep, I agree.

I'll take it. At the lowest. Yeah, and the highest? 37. I'll take that. Yeah, pussy. You pussyed out. No, I don't think you could play 40.

I don't think I'll believe it. No, I think you could play 40 and you're like the hot mill. I'm not mature enough. Yeah. Yeah. And me? Like 40 to 50. What, my youngest age is 40.

That's a joke. Youngest age. God, I've been roasted so much today. I just see you as a grown-up, so it's hard to like, you know. Do you want me to do it and I'll be honest. 34. Okay, Bree's got more experience. I'll let her do it.

Shut up. I think it's hard because I can't remember what you look like without a beard. I reckon you could play. 30 33 to 45. 6. Like at a push.

But I think, I mean, you know, you want your age bracket to be wider so you get more roles. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Again, you could play hot milk. Like we can put some more salt and pepper in your hair and like age you up. It's aging up that I need.

You go to James Bond. You can be the new James Bond. No, if I'm too old, if it's just Elba's too old. I'm too old. We want to know when you lied about your age this afternoon. Yeah. Why did you lie about your age?

What were you lying about it for? And how much did you lie by? Like, how drastic was it? Or did someone lie about their age to you? Scandal. Yeah, maybe you were enlisting soldiers for the war. Or maybe you're going on a date and they lied about their age. Oh yeah, that's a better option.

Yeah, yeah. Olivia, good afternoon. Hi, Olivia. Hi. Was it you that lied about your age? or someone else? Someone else. It wasn't me.

Okay, let's move. Give us the details. So I, at the age of 19, joined Tinder, and so I set my age range from 18 to 24, 25. Okay. And I was matching with some people, and this guy had his photos on there. He said he was 24, and I was like, okay,

even at 19, 24 was a little bit of a push for me. Yeah, gotcha. And we met up in person, and when I met him, I was like, oh, my gosh, you are old. What, he looked older. Than his pictures. A lot older. I made, I think I was like, wow, you've Photoshopped your photos or those photos are a good 10 years old.

Okay. Oh, you reckon he was in his mid-30s? I can tell you how old he was because he went to a bar. Okay, oh, this is good. I got a peep at his ID and he was 38. 38. 38. And he said he was how old?

24. 24. Trying to date a 19-year-old. That's creepy. I called him out on it. He was not happy and the date ended there. Yeah, I bet it did. Good on you, Olivia.

Oh, that's weird. It is weird that you can just, that you don't have to age verify yourselves on the apps. I feel like that should be a part of it. And all it would take is scanning in your driver's license. Yeah, true. They should be doing that. Let's go to Maddie.

Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello. Tell us who lied about their age? My dad. Your dad. Your dad. Your dad.

Yeah. So my mom was a receptionist at a plumbing company. and along came this new cute truck driver who was really interested in her and she didn't want a bar of him. He was very persistent though and told her he was 18. My mum was 16 at the time. He then had to get all his mates to play along with him.

And it wasn't until about a year down the track he was introducing my mum to his grandmother and she outed him and said that he didn't even have a licence and he was actually 14. What? Oh, thank God. So he wasn't even allowed to need a duck trailer. Sneaky little smile.

Maddie, I thought you were going to say your pervy old dad was 28 when he was hitting on the 16-year-old receptionist. It was going to go one way or the other. He must be a tall 14-year-old, Maddie. Yeah. Well, he's not now, so. He grew early and then stopped. How does your mum feel about having accidentally dated a 14-year-old? Well, I don't know, because 45 years later and three kids, they're still together.

It all worked out. I would have been out of there. That's so funny. 14-year-old truck driver? Yeah, he didn't get fired from the job either on his brother's license. Wow. Oh, good on your dad. Great story, Madie.

That's a true love story. We asked who lied about their age. Someone said my mom lied about my age to get me into a Christian camp over the Christmas holidays so that she could get rid of me. Unfortunately, I had a wee accident and broke my tooth, and they had to take me to the dentist, and I had to disclose my true age. It's always the dental record. that come back to bite you, isn't it?

This one's good. It says, I've lied about my age. I've lied so much about my age that my husband doesn't even know how old I am. In fact, neither do I. Wow. Yeah, true. I'd love to do a deep dive so we could figure out how old you are.

Someone lied to me about their age, my ex-boyfriend. So I was 23 at the time, and he said he was 21. I had the ID to go with it. Turned out he was 17, like a fresh 17. I was mortified. He'd used a fake ID. When we broke up, because of the lie, obviously. I went out to a bar.

I saw him there and I ratted him out to the bounces to get him thrown out. Good on you. Don't let him get away with it. Someone said, lots of parents lie about their kids' ages for free food. I am victim to this from my mother. Kids under eight eat free. But mum, I'm a leverage. Molly, you're eight.

You are eight. Kids don't understand the scam. And kids are very proud of it. of the age that they are. And if you call a kid younger than they actually are, they'll correct you so fast, you know? But, you know, just get on board the hustle, okay? Shut up.

Get on board the hustle. I'm trying to get you free dinner, okay? Eat your bloody chicken nuggets and chips. Mom, I'm 27. Do you want the free ice cream and jelly in coloring in, or do you not? Do you want your raspberry coke? Because I'll drink it. I'll take it off you.

ZD.M's Brinclint. I saw this thing today which says, It's a new study into how long it takes human beings to get over a long-term X. Do you want to hear, I've looked up. I think I know the theory you're going to use, but yes, I do. Because it is quite famous from Sex and the City. And I believe it's Charlotte on the show that actually carries going through a real awful breakup. And Charlotte says essentially the rule is, however long you dated that person.

So let's say you dated them for two years. it takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. So it would take a year to get, like truly get over that person. And that's the popular theory. And that's kind of why the study was done to go, is that true? It's a study that's published in the social, physiological and personality science journal. Oh, that's my favourite one. Same, me too.

It found, so the length they have used for long term, because long term, different for everybody, but they've said, for this, we are saying long term is four years plus, a relationship that lasted four years plus. And they've said, it takes approximately 4.18 years for emotional attachment to an ex-partner to be halfway dissolved. A relationship of four years and over takes 4.18 years to be half dissolved. So it takes eight years to get over someone. The research, yeah, eight years in total. That's exactly right. Oh, one load of BTS.

For the emotional attachment to be fully dissolved. For you to still not have a soft place in your heart for them, for you to still not have a pang of what could have been, for you to still not be tempted to check their Instagram page. Okay? I'm not

talking about you still crying in the car outside the gym, every day kind of thing. It's for you to fully let go. Okay? The research also suggests that the biggest factor in delaying recovery after a breakup is continued contact with that X. So if you stay in touch, it's going to drag things out. If they stay in your life, it's going to take longer. Right. They also found that starting a new relationship, because you know what they say? You know, they say, oh, best way to get over someone is to get

under them. Exactly right. They said that's not necessarily true and that that doesn't necessarily speed up the process. Have they tried it? Have these scientists tried it? It's pretty good. They did. say that having kids together can actually speed up the process of getting over your ex. Why? But they said it's often more intense. I think what that means is the emotions are heightened and the fights that you may need to have after a breakup will come faster and be more intense. Because you have to see each other so much. You have to stay in each other's lives because of the children, right?

Yep. So how long does it take to truly fully get over next? Eight years. Eight years. That's the most depressing statistic I've heard in a while. Yeah. What if you date someone for like three and a half years? So not the full four years.

You broke up with your last X eight years ago. And you just got engaged to your partner? That's no correlation. Is it not? No. And that particular X and I only date. How long did that? Oh, yeah, true.

That wasn't long term. Like two years? Yeah, yeah, right. So not like super long term. All right. If you say so. Do you talk to any of your exes? I try.

They've blocked me. The Roast of Bree and Clint is happening. There is no backing out now. The tickets are on sale. They went on sale this morning. And they're already selling faster. They're only 25 bucks. I'm just as surprised as you that they're selling really well.

We haven't even announced the full lineup yet and the tickets are selling well. Who have we announced? James Mustapick. Liv McKenzie. Angela Dravid. And now we bring you Radio Royalty,

an icon of New Zealand media, and one of the most unhinged, savage people I know, please welcome to the show. Your friend, our friend, it's Sharon Casey. There she is. You've just been

waiting in the wings for this opportunity to take us down a few pegs, haven't you, Sharon? Oh my God. It's super. As I saw this get announced, I was in the comment section. Like, who do I send my photos to? Who do I have to talk to about this?

I am so keen. And don't think it was lost on me, Clint, that you're trying to grease up to me. I'm a little intro there. I know what's happening and nothing can save you. And I've got evidence as of two days ago that you're a raging sexist, and I'm willing to take you down at this row. Jesus Christ. You know, people say James Mustapick is the one to be.

be scared of because he's so savage. I'm genuinely terrified about what Sharon is going to say. If you don't know our history, Sharon and I have known each other for, I don't know, maybe 20 years. We worked together at the edge years ago. So some might say she knows you the best.

She knows me. No, Sharon knows me the worst, if you know what I mean. I know where the body's buried. I've got a wonderful story about the time that Clint tried to hold my hand in the back of a taxi. No, no, no, no, no.

No, out of bounds, off limits, illegal. Okay, okay, what about, what about the, what about the story about that time that you try to get everyone to sing karaoke? But it turned out it was a little bit inappropriate. Oh, no, no. Sharon, no, I may have said that, okay, I'm going to get out ahead of it. I'm going to get it ahead of it. Clint tries to get us to sing our Kelly in here all the time. And we said no, that's not okay.

anymore and he said he's my favourite though I'm going to get out ahead of this so Sharon can't use it I may have accidentally said the N word on stage once but it was in a lyric okay it was in a lyric Not okay and I didn't mean No not okay not okay not okay But it's ancient history

That's not what Sharon was talking about That wasn't what I was talking about Clint I was talking about the time that you grinded yourself against a pole in Wellington singing Usher But if you want to bring that up I am more than happy to talk about that Because that was one of the most awkward moments of my life.

See, look, this is what I was saying. I'm not comfortable with Sharon being a part of this. Hey, Sharon. It's too close to home. After this roast, there's going to be a job going on the Brian Clint show. Do you want to come and be my co-host after this? Oh, I tell you, well, I feel like we'd have a great time. You know, the only thing that I have thought about is ever since year that I had been asked to do this was I've got pages and pages and pages of stuff on Clint.

but I can't think of anything for Brie at this stage apart from the time that she let someone think that she was me and got a free meal or something. I don't know what you're talking about. The good thing is, the good thing is, Sharon and I have to see each other after this. We have a lot of friends in common. We are friends.

So I know that there will be a limit. I know that there will be, I know that there is a limit to her love. Right, Sharon? Well, well, well, people don't call me Sharon Limitless Casey for no reason. And it's because I love to write. I'm really looking forward to it. I've already written three different drafts.

And I just, I'm trying to figure out which way to go. I'm just wondering, what's the rules on slide shows? I've got wonderful images that I can use. Your time is your own, Sharon. You use it as you see fit. Okay. We are genuinely lucky to have you as part of this roast. It may not seem like it.

I may not feel like it. But we are. So thank you very much. We're looking forward to hosting you at the Roast of Briencland at the Q Theatre on the 8th of May. Oh, it's going to be amazing. I'm very, very excited. Also, I just hope that James Mustapick has remembered that terrible segment that you used to make him do before he was famous on our radio show back in the day about Shortland Street. No, that was Guy Williams that made him do that.

I had nothing to do with that. I think you should message James and just. remind him of that, Sharon, just so he, you know, it's at the forefront of his brain. Hey, Sharon, we're so excited. We'll see you on the 8th of May. You end your Bob. I can't wait. I can't bloody wait.

You can find Sharon on her podcast a little bit extra. It's very good and she is officially part of the roast of Bree and Clint. Thanks, Shaz. Love you, Shaz. Thank you for plugging my podcast. Very, very thirsty. It's so nice to get some radio promo. Thank you.

We're not paying you. any money. So that's all we've got for you. It's a great podcast, everyone. The ZEM Podcast Network. If you missed it, we just added Sharon Casey to the roast of Breynne Clint. The tickets are selling. They went on sale this morning.

They are selling quite quickly. And if you would like the link to buy or at least have a look at what tickets are left, you can text Roast to 9696. And we'll send you the link straight back. That's Roast to 966. I just had a look. And you know when, like, for comedy shows and that, because I buy tickets to comedy shows so often.

I know that when tickets are selling fast, they put a little fire emoji. Oh, we've got the fire emoji. And we've got the fire emoji. Yeah, fire emoji. Tickets are selling fast, baby. Yeah, go to comedyfestival.combe. Or itit.combe. com.com.

Because, yeah, you don't want to miss out on seeing us. Get real sad. Fire emoji. We also got a rainbow flag. Is that because of you? No, I thought that was because of you. It was just such an ally. Oh, okay.

Well, yeah. Speaking of you, you were saying in the break that one of your favorite things about this job is that you get to work with such beautiful, emotionally intelligent women. I didn't judge you on your looks. I did say the intelligent part. I was meaning, I was meaning personality, beautiful-wise. Yeah, yeah. You made it about looks. No, you literally did.

No, I said, like, beautiful, as in, like, beautiful people. Beautiful souls. Like, beautiful souls. Like, why does beautiful have to be, like, related to look? Okay. Anyway, that's a you thing. We can work on that. Oh, my God.

Ella said to me that she would like to put us to the test, and when she says us, it's normally you, about things that girls should know, and you're a girl dad, so I feel like this is important for you. I just want to know if you also know these things. Okay. You're such a womanizer.

You should. Well, I work with women. I let womanizer. I don't know. Do you know, this is fun fact, that Britney Spears song was the inspiration. was Clint Roberts when he used to wear those really low scoop t-shirts back in the day. Oh, eyebrow piercing.

Yeah. You had like a feather erring. Why is the roast started now? Okay, May 8. Same from May 8. Anyway, Ella's going to test us on things and stuff. I work with women. I live with women.

I should know a bit about them. So hit me with your questions, Ella. Okay. So I'm going to say a few things. Just explain it. If you think you know it. Okay. What is a water line?

Oh, it's where the water comes up to on the side. of the bath. It's usually a skum ring around the side of the bath after you've had a bath. That is the yuckest thing. A scum ring. A water line. A water line. Something to do with makeup.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. It's in your eye. When you do your eyeliner at the bottom. Yeah. Your waterline. Black eyeliner or whatever.

Yeah. One point brie. Purple shampoo. What's that? I know this one. What does it do? It's a toning shampoo for when you've had particularly blonde coloring put into your hair. Yeah, I believe it's only blonde.

Yeah, correct. I'll give you that. Well done, one point. Got him. What is a Pepsmear? It's a cervical check for cancer. Yeah. And?

STDs? Yep. Is it? Yeah, they test for everything. Nice. Nice. I'm not going in there and letting someone look up my hoo-ha and just having one test. Oh, check the whole lot.

You do the whole thing. Give me the full one. Give me the full wharf. Full one. Got that one. Yep. Cool. Okay.

So if I say this sentence, what does it mean? I'm a 38D. What does that mean? Brass eyes. My gosh, you got that. That's easy. These are quite easy. Do they get harder?

Yeah, I reckon this one might be. Depends. Your wife might have this. What's a guasha? Oh, I use her one. It's the thing that moves, it moves, it moves, it's for lymphatic drainage to get the, just to get all the water and shit out of your face. Damn, okay.

This is kind of... You're doing well. Guasha. What does the word Lutiel relate to? Your period. Oh my gosh, Clint. He's one for the woman.

It started out funny when I was shit, didn't it? But I'm actually doing quite well. Should we do a hard one of these next week? Well, yeah. Because I feel like... I mean, you've done very well. But I feel like...

To know how men in the car are going with this. Yeah, me too. I feel like if you're married, if you've got a wife... You might know them. You should know most of these. I mean, the waterline was the hard. hardest one.

Not every man pays attention. Oh my God. Oh, listen to him, big noting himself. Crick, think of a hard one. Huh? A hard one. Is that all your questions? Well, I have, um... Do I ace your test?

What's my cellar water? It's for removing makeup. Oh my gosh, he's on fire. Damn it! This is backfired. You have any more? Um, I can pull one out of my ass. What is...

Incorrect. That's not where you stick it. What? I thought that was a trick question Oh Yeah yeah I'm not meant to be a radio host It's okay

I don't think on the top of my head It's okay I nailed it You can just you can literally just Congratulate me No I don't want to You can Okay let me think I know you want to me to fail

But you can just Can just say well done Are you up for round two next week Absolutely Someone said is Clint cheating No I'm not I'm just that good And not on his wife either

If anyone was wondering It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast Please don't stop the mill What the hell? Bree and Cleanse. One Second Song Challenge First though, the One Second Song Challenge,

which Claudia says this week is particularly hard, Bree. Oh no. Does that scare you? Yeah. Does it? Yeah. Because I'm not, I wouldn't say, I'm okay at this game.

Some weeks I'm better than others, but. Average. It makes me doubt Claudia's opinion of hard. Hey. I never doubt. No question my opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Bree. One point to Bree.

No points to Brie. Come on. On Team Clint this afternoon. Competing for Free KFC is you, Nicholas. Hi. Hi, Nicholas. Hi. You scared of the idea of expert mode in the one second song challenge?

No, we got this, right? Oh, yeah. How old are you, Nicholas? I'm 15. Yeah. You know what? 15-year-olds love? Music.

Yeah. Good stuff. Who's on my team? Elijah. Hello, Elijah. Hey, what's up, guys? Not much, mate. How old are you?

27. Sounds like a lie. Wait, Elijah. Yeah, why did that sound like you were lying? Wait, Elijah. No, I couldn't remember. 1998. There he is.

We already did the segment earlier on this show. Who was lying about their age? That was the most unsure answer of it. Hello, fellow youths. Hey, you know what 27-year-olds love? Music. Yeah. Let's go, Elijah.

Caudier's in charge. Let's do this, Claude. All righty. I'll talk you through the rules, tell you why I think it's going to be hard. So the way it works is we start a song from the beginning. You guys are working in teams to guess the songs, taking turns. I need

the artist and the name of the song and the first team to three points will win. The theme, this is where it gets a little bit harder, I think. So, symphony's going down. Brazilian house music. Yeah, it's Brazilian house. How did you know? Symphony is going down in Auckland's domain tomorrow. So these

are all songs that are like dance pop. They play on the radio, so you will know them. Oh, like a D.O.D. kind of thing. Yeah. What's D-O-D? I don't know. Sunny Fadera.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'm not going as deep as that. These are like surface level kind of DJs, but I think the artist is where it's going to be hard. All right, all right, all right. Bree and Clint, you're going to go first and show us how it's done. Here's your first song.

Clint. I think that was Clint. Avichy levels. Well done. You would have got that one though, Brie. Yeah. I felt I buzzed in first. I think she did too.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Elijah. What did you think, Nicholas? Down. Nice. You agreed, right, Nicholas? Yeah. I knew it.

Yeah, yeah. All right. Keep that radio turned down because it's your guy's turn. Okay, Nicholas and Elijah buzz him with your name if you know it. Here's your song. Elijah. Elijah. That's the rude sandstorm.

Banger. Goes hard on symphony, too. I think I'm screwed you overclad. No, no, we're good, Nicholas. You're like your time, Nicholas. That's what I'm doing. Okay, Bree and Clint, back to you. Bray.

Did you buzz it before it started? Betty Benassie cinema. It's worth a try. The chain smokers in Coldplay, something just like this. I'm very impressed. Okay. Can we? I feel like this is...

I know all of these. This is very geared towards Clint as he's a DJ. I feel like next week, can we do... Australian pop. I'll do Australian deep cuts. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. Lots of hilltop hood. Do Australian country music artists.

Yeah. A bit of Troy Cassadale. Can you stop complaining? You haven't lost yet. Yeah, Elijah, you got this. We got this. Yeah, this could be for the win, though. Nicholas, Elijah, this is for you. I feel so close. Elijah?

That is, Calvin Harris feels so close. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. serves this. Katie? Banger, banger, too. And we're all tied up. I'm so screwed.

I'm so sorry, Liz. It's okay, Nicholas. It's okay? We're at tie break, okay? We're all going to contribute to this one. Yeah, everyone's in on this. Me, you, Elijah, we're all in. Elijah, this one's for you, mate.

You got this all over it. Here is the last song. Clint. Elizabeth. Clint. You couldn't have just given it to Elijah. He's done all the work. You couldn't have to go.

I want it for Nicholas. David Gitter, see a bulletproof. Is it what it's cool? That's three of you buzzer niggs. Is it titanium? Yes. See, I got in his head, Elijah. What an outcome.

What a game. It's not gay, man. Okay. It was terrible. Call back and play anytime, Nicholas. Typically, I lost her. But not you, Elijah. You've, you've,

one. Oh, thank you. Cheers. We'll get that KFC out to you, ASAP, mate. A ZM's Breaklin podcast. The voting is closing right now for our unofficial national anthem,

so we will have the winner at 5pm. That's for the whole nation, that song. That's our unofficial national anthem. How bloody exciting. Look, I said I've got some bad news for you. You did.

And I wasn't lying. Look, simple question for you. When you go to have showers and you wash your body, what do you wash your body with? Soap. Yep. And what kind of soap? Oh, bar soap.

Bar soap. Can you play that clip of audio for me, please, when you find it? Okay. Over the coming decade, bar soap is projected to become near extinct. Body wash has come to dominate the personal hygiene market. And this is in part because bar soap users, skew old. Oh dear.

People over 55 love some bar soap, whereas 18 to 34 year olds think that it's dirty. Yeah, I understand that. I like lots of things that are technically old people things. You actually do. Let's go through, let's just rattle off the couple

off the top of our head. Bar soap is quite, I mean, they're saying it is very skewed. Yes. More towards the older person. Yeah. Rum and raisin ice cream. No, you've given me rum and raisin. I like the idea of rum and raisin. I like fruit and nut chocolate.

So it's same thing. Sure, yeah, yeah. It's in the same category. What else do you like with that we've talked about recently? I like my CDs. I prefer to listen to my music on CD. Yes, producers have some. Yes, producers?

We'll not order off a QR code. Oh, yeah, refuses. We'll never order off a QR code. No, we'll never. Is your phone font still bigger? Yes. It's easier. It's easier to see.

The only reason your phone font, I can justify all of these things. I won't bore you. But the only reason your phone font isn't bigger is because you're scared of what other people will think of you. And can I say? Young eyes. That's what else recently that we talked about.

And you've recently said that you think we have too many sick days awarded to us each year. Oh yeah, yeah. Which is, I mean, I would say more. I sympathise with the business owners who have to fund all of your sick days. Yeah. But you always carry cash. The multi-million dollar business we work for. I think they'll be all right.

Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, and you always carry cash. Can I pitch bar soap to people? Go for it. It is so much cheaper. It's so much cheaper than liquid soap. And soap is soap, baby. Soap is soap.

We're in a cost of living crisis. It's better. It's infinitely better for the environment. You get three bars in a cardboard box as opposed to a bottle. And you can't even recycle the pump from the bottle. The pump goes in, even if you recycle the bottle, which is dubious at best. I'm skeptical about whether it works. But the pump, straight in the, straight in the,

into landfill. Straight to landfill. Well, we don't buy a new pump every time we buy ours. We have one big one and then we buy refills for that one. Just as bed. So there's no pumps. Well, okay, you saved the pump. Yeah.

Good for you. How much is your body wash? Do you know how fucking expensive body wash is? It's like $18 a bottle for that power. I have to go and buy dirty old bar soap for my dad when he comes to visit because that's what he likes to use. And you know what you think it's dirty is because you're rubbing it on your body. Can I do a real quick educational thing on how you use bar?

I know how to use it, but guess what? The thing that worries me is that even if I know how to use it, right, which is I rub it on my hands and then I wash my body with it. Yes, no, you wash the body with the leather. You put the soap back. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. But how do I know the next person who jumps into the shower isn't going to get lazy and go, oh, I might just put this in my pits and bits, you know?

What's your fiancé? That's the only person you live with. Why do you care? Yeah, but what if someone comes to stay? We have people coming to stay all the time. my fiance's brother and his partner came, and then what if I see a curly, whirly hair in there? I have to get rid of that bar of soap, don't I know.

It's family. Whereas I'm never... It's family. It's all good. I'm never looking in the shower gel for pubies. Like, I'm never having to worry... It's all good. About the thought of, could be.

There could be. Yeah. Is your wife a bar soap user? Yeah, I actually always used body soap. She actually forced me into using bar soap. The truth comes out. Actually, it's actually my, I actually much prefer the liquid stuff. It's easier to use, but my wife's a bar so I am a bar soap person.

Remember, I think it was last week I bought you that clip about what the Lion King song actually says? Yes. Quite good, eh? Or was it? Ah, there's a lion. Yeah, listen. Dancing gongia, babi. You were where you?

Ingoeniamma. All right. Yeah, what does it mean? It means, Luke, there's a lion. Oh, my God. You're joking. That is not what that means.

That's exactly what it means. It means look, there's a lion. Oh, my God. I've just realized that person sounds like Rafiki. Yeah, a little bit. That's Learn More Joe Nassi. He's a podcaster. He has quite a popular African podcast.

Well, and that clip went, viral too, right? Because we were all like, oh my God, that's so crazy that we've been watching the movie for so long and it said that. That's so funny. Well, now the original composer of the Lion King song has filed a lawsuit against Janassi because according to him, that's not what it says. And he's freaking furious about it. Why is he so angry? The guy's name is... Chill, bro. Lebo M. He's 61. He is angry and he's suing because he believes that they've made false statements of fact.

He also says that they have mocked the chance cultural significance with exaggerated imitations. I don't know if you can sue for that. Jeez. I know who I'm not inviting to my next party. Correct. That guy. Correct.

He's totally missed the point that even if it is a troll, like... It's just a bit of fun. It's not that deep, man. It's just a podcast. Relax. So do you want to know what it actually says? Kind of no now. Well...

Just out of spite of that. party pooper dude. Well, Janassi has done a clip on his Instagram and he said that this composer, the original composer, has missed the point. He goes, through comedy, we open up a conversation and your ability to actually share what it says.

Like, I would have loved to get this guy on the podcast and talk about it. Otherwise, no one cares. Like, no one else was talking about Lion King. No one wanted to know the true meaning. They did because it was funny. But otherwise, you'd be like, oh yeah, cool, whatever. But I'm going to tell you anyway.

Yeah, I'm going to tell you anyway. Yeah. I want to know. It says, so this bit here in the Lion King that we all know and love. Says, all hail the king, we bow in the presence of the King. Which makes sense they're holding him up. I like the other one better. Oh, look, there's a lion.

Me too. Oh my God, there's a lion. Anyway. God, I want to watch the Lion King now. The original. The original, not that other. Has anyone seen it? The Donald Glover Beyonce one?

I tried to watch it and I couldn't get through it. I don't want to see a real talking lion. It was, no, but it's not even real. Oh. Like it was just, it's not meant to, I don't know. Have you watched The Real Life Aladdin with Will Smith? Yeah. It's average as well.

It doesn't hit as hard. For us, millennials. That's my opinion. Obviously, there are people who really love it. And I get that. For me, it just, yeah, didn't hit the same. My daughters, who are four and six, one of them always prefers the original cartoon version, and the other one always prefers the real life.

She calls it the real people version. Are you going to get rid of the one that likes the real people versions of stuff? Yeah, trying, yeah. So, wait, does one always like the real people version? Right, and the other one likes the cartoons? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I really want to know who's who. The contrarian likes the one that no one else likes.

What does that mean? The one who always wants to say something different. Right. Yeah, yeah. Likes the cartoon. No, the Real People version. Oh. For the last two weeks, you and I, Bree, have been on a quest to find out what is the unofficial national anthem of Altero, New Zealand.

We started with 32 songs, and we put them in head-to-head battles with each other until we were left with two. We had the likes of Scribe and Crowded House and Nijian Mystic and Lord and Dane Rumble and Shea Fu. There was a crazy list of songs that were included and yes, as of yesterday we got down to Just Two. They were Poiree'er. And Dave Dobbins, slice of heaven. I'm quite confident in the results. I've had our social media manager, producer Ella, run the numbers. We had almost 100,000 votes in this competition.

A lot of voting took place to get to the winner of this competition. So we can announce that the winner of Brian Clint's unofficial national anthem is Dave Dolman. Kind of new from the start, eh. If you're going to symphony tomorrow, Bree and I have control of the decks on the main stage. And there will be a moment when the crowd is at its fullest that we will play the unofficial national anthem of New Zealand. And if you're there, we'd love you to stand and put your hand over your heart and just recognise this song for what it is. The unofficial national anthem of New Zealand.

Thank you if you voted. Here it is, everybody. ZDAM's Bree and Clint Podcast. You guys voted it in. It is, according to the people, the unofficial national anthems of this country. New Zealand. Dave Dobbins Slice of Heaven.

We tried to get Sir Dave Dobbin on the show and he is nearly ready to send Claudia a cease and desist letter. Yeah, I think I've been blacklisted. Stop contacting me. Sorry, Sir Dave. You got dogged by the Dobbin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Dobbs.

Doesn't take away from the greatness of the song and thank you to everybody that voted. That was a fun process. It was a heap of fun. Time for Friday. Ladies and gentlemen, Friday Okie. Speaking of a heap of fun. Our Friday staple, every Friday we go in the booth and we cover a song.

This week it was announced superstar Robbie Williams is coming to perform two shows in Auckland in November. He's going to do Eden Park in the brand new one stadium in Christchurch. Jeez, I'm excited for this. So we're going to do Robbie Williams for Friday Oakey. The Man Had a... bangers. God, he does, doesn't he? He's got so many bops that you've to get.

Very exciting. We have got two double passes to give away to see Robbie Williams live this afternoon. We sure do. The way you can enter is by texting through to 9-6-9-6 some feedback on Friday Oake. Yeah, anybody who rates, who picks their winner in Friday Oki today

is in the draw for the double pass. We're going to draw a winner just after birthday banger, so about 5.30 this afternoon. Yes. You just have to vote. That's all you have to do to be in to win this. Yeah. You can't vote until you've heard both of our Fridayokies though.

So we need to do those. We sure do. Who picked the song this week? You did. Did I? Who picked the song? I'm pretty sure Clint did. I didn't pick it.

All right, I believe you. So I'll go first. Good luck. You'll hear my Robbie Williams and then you'll hear Breeze Robbie Williams. I've got a big intro, doesn't it, this song? Oh, no, there it is. It did have a big intro, but we cut it off.

All right, here it goes again. You'll hear mine, and then you'll hear Breeze. Here we go. Good luck to both of us. She's a short one this week, isn't she? Short and sweet. Not much time to impress. You'll have the same amount of time.

What were your thoughts on your efforts? I would have liked another verse or two to really warm into it. Oh, yeah? I really felt like I could have got a bit more into it if I'd had a bit more time, but... I feel like I'm just, I'm going to shine in a short amount of time. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right. I'm going to, it's really in my wheelhouse, I feel. A man from the UK is right up my alley. Here's Rob Brie Williams. Okay. For Friday, okay. Here we go. Oh, I really load your harmony there at the end.

Oh. Why are you choking? Joking on your lies. You're right? You got to take a sip of your drink. Oh, I've got Brie and Clint chip stuck in my throat. Always get the sponsor in there. Heartland, we love you.

Heartland, we love you. Who are you got? You've heard them both. Who did the better Robbie Williams this week? We need five people to call through to vote. That's the only way we're going to get a winner. Yes. If you call, you're also in the drawer for the tickets.

Yes, but if you text through who you're voting for, we're going to put you in the drawer to win those tickets to see Robbie Williams in either Auckland or Christchurch. What a prize. That is Franklin. We're in the midst of a Robbie Williams Friday Oakey. Friday Oaky! Quite short and sharp this week from us, wasn't it?

It was, very short and sharp. Mine sounded like this. So come on, let me. And Bree sounded like this. And just for voting this week, not that we're trying to buy your input, we just want to hook you up with some good tickets. We've got double passes to the Auckland

and Christchurch Robbie Williams shows, which go on sale next week. They're on in November. He's doing the big stadiums, Eden Park and 1NZ. Honestly, how are we going to survive in October November? Everyone is coming to the country in those two months. This one is mega too.

So still time to vote, 966 if you want to text it in. We do have our five callers who have called through to pick our winner. And we're going to go to Genevieve first. Hi, Genevieve. Hi, Genevieve. Hello. You're a big Robbie fan, Genevieve? I am, yes.

I loved his movie too. Oh, me too, Genevieve. Oh, the monkey movie, yes. God, it was good, wasn't it? Yeah. Loved his Netflix doco as well. Genevieve, who are you giving your vote to in Friday Oakey this week? Flint.

Yes. Thank you, Genevieve. You have a good weekend. And good luck with those tickets. That's all right, mate. Let's go to Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi. What did you think of our Robbie Williams? Like, not too bad. Not super great. Not too bad, but not super great. We'll take it. Not the worst. Not the worst.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, you want to be there to see Robbie Live, don't you? Yes, I do. Well, then you've got to vote. Who are you picking, Bree or Clint? I'm picking Bree. Thank you, Chels. Appreciate you, mate.

Rob Bree Williams. Ashley, good afternoon. Hi, good afternoon, guys. What's your favorite Robbie Williams song, Ash? Oh, Angels or Rock DJ? Oh, you're nice. Two juggernauts, followed closely by Bree or Clint's cover of Let Me Entertain You, right? Yeah.

Yeah. How are you voting for, Ash? Um, my vote's for Brie. Clint, you're a little bit shouty. Yeah, I felt that. Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Ashley. I'll take that vote from you. You're in the draw for the tickets. Janelle's here. Hi, Janelle. Hi, Janelle. Hello. Hi. It's 2.1, Janelle. Yes. What do you reckon? Could be all over here, couldn't it? It could. Yeah. Which way are you leaning?

Free was very melodic, but, Clint, she gave a lot of heart and grunt, so I have to go for you. Yes, Janelle. Did you say melodious? Did you say, Malone? Or melodic or moronic? I was questioning which one. I was like, if it's melodic, it's not too bad. You're moronic and I'm a grunter, according to Janelle. Thanks, Janelle. Thanks, you're in the draw for the double passes as well.

Keep your phone on, okay? Oh, thank you. Sweet as, one more vote, Bree. We're at tiebreak. This is for the win and Sandy. The power is in your hands. Oh, Sandy. All my God.

Oh, more, God. Look a moose, Sandy. Can you give us some feedback first, Sandy? Do it X Factor style. Keep us hanging on a little. but. Right. So I actually thought that you started off so well, Clint.

Like, you just sounded like Robbie. It was incredible. Three, slightly off tune, but pretty, as I say, melodic is the lady. That's what I was going for, yeah. But in the end, I had to pick Clint. Fair enough, Sandy. All right. Thank you, Sandy.

So come on, Landy. You like the shouters, Sandy. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Good luck with the draw, Sandy. You're in a... You can be doing Auckland or Christchurch if you win? I'll be Auckland.

Auckland. I've just wanted to B&B actually, so please. Oh, look out, Sandy, look out. Sandy, you will pick... Have a good weekend. Yep, thanks so much. See you mate. You haven't missed out on a chance to get in that draw.

You can still tell us who you preferred. 9-6-96. If you could tell us which show you would prefer Auckland or Christchurch, that could be helpful too. And we will draw a winner for our two Robbie Williams double passes. Just after we do a birthday banger, so in about 15 minutes time. Yes, so get those texts through.

Birthday banger now, if you want to get on for birthday banger, the number's 0,800 dials at M. It's where we find out the number one song when you were 16. First, here's Harry Siles. I finished his Netflix concert last night. How was it? Good. He does songs that you know at the end.

Like watermelon sugar. Uh, yeah. And the sign of the times. The back arena? Yeah, and who let the dogs out? Simply the best? Yeah. And Mamma Mia.

Because I know all those songs. ZDems, Brinclen. Springclen. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers right now. Number one song when you turn 16, we'll figure out three and play our favourite. Happy Friday, Tess. Hi, Tess.

Hi, happy Friday, guys. What are you up to for the weekend, Tess? Well, my sister's home from Melbourne, so we're just going to do some things, and then she goes in on Sunday. Oh, that's exciting, though. How long since you've seen your sister? Christmas. Oh, fun. Not too bad.

Nice. Okay, Tess, what's your date of birth? 9th of November, 1998. All right, Tess. That means you was 16 in the year 2014. And on the 9th of November 2014, this was number one. 660 special. What do you reckon?

Isn't she so good? I love that. Yeah. Yeah, the bolt from 660. They made the first. the semi-finals of our unofficial national anthem. We don't forget your roots. Debbie's going to do a birthday banger.

Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hello. You've got a raging weekend in store, Debbie. We're going to the balloons over Wicado in Hamilton. Oh. What's that? Hot air balloons.

Hot air balloons. Have you done hot air balloon before, Debbie? No, I haven't gone up in one. Neither. You don't have to go up. You can just sit there and watch them all flying above Hamilton, eh, Debbie? Oh, that's exciting, Debbie. I'm not going up either.

I'm never going up. I don't reckon you could pay me. My sister got engaged in a hot air balloon, and I was like, not for me. Yeah. No, thanks. But you'll have a great time, Debbie. What is your birthday, mate?

21st of August, 1988. Okay, that means you were 16 in 2004. And on your 16th birthday, Debbie, this was number one. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Chin. Natasha. another Natasha Bittingfield song. Natasha, I love you.

Are you a fan of that song, Debbie? Yeah, I do like it and I think my girls would like it too. Yeah. Oh, what are your girls' names? Taylor and Peyton. Oh, shout out to Taylor and Peyton. Wait there, guys, we've got one more boot they're being to do for Chloe. Kura Chloe.

Hi, Chloe. Hi, how are we? Good, thank you, mate. What are you doing for your weekend? Oh, I've been roved into help and make work tomorrow, so that's going to be fun. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, he needs help with his installation company, so Give him a hand.

Is he paying you, though? Well, and beers, hopes. Oh, Chloe. A major... She's a good friend. She's a good friend. Yeah, but your friend is a shit friend, though, Chloe. For asking that of you.

I'm just going to go out there and say it. What's your day to birth, Chloe? 30th of November, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005, Chloe. And come on, she's due for a good one. What is it? Oh, it's a bit of... Matterfix, Big City Life.

What are you reckon, Chloe? Yeah, not bad. Very nostalgic for me this song. I love this song. And then it got remixed a couple years ago and went back to the top of the charts again. One of my ex-girlfriend's prize possessions was a bra that was signed by the lead singer of Matterfix.

Nice. Nice. And for that reason, and the great memories I'm voting Matterfix. Same. Are you? I love when you do the, when you're like shocked at what I'm voting for. What do you think I was going to vote for? I probably then Tasha Benningfield song.

Do you not know me at all? Do you not know me? Do you want to sign the Matterfix, brough? I would love. Chloe, you just won birthday banger. Have a good weekend working, okay? Thank you, you two. And up the one.

Up the last. The winner of birthday banger today for Chloe from the year 2005, it's Metafix and Big City Life. How did the remix sound? It was faster. It had like a drum and bass beat underneath it. Who did the remix again? Was it lewd? Lude, yeah. Was it lewd? It was lewd, wasn't it?

I think so. Yeah, it was. You got a bit of it. Yeah, this was a banger too. I don't know. They're like, all right, lewd, you've got to make your own song this time. And he was like, no keen. Nah.

Not keen. He's like, I might just remix another song that was popular ages ago. Make my own song. How lewd? How lewd of you to even ask me to make my own song? That is ludicrous. Ludicrous. The Z-M Podcast Network.

The roast of Bree and Clinton is going down on the 8th of May. This morning to align with the tickets going on sale, we made a special trip in to be on the Fletchbourne and Haley show, didn't we, Bree? Yeah. So technically we got up early to have mean things said to us. We were guests on their show. We were guests. Is that how they treat their guests?

How dare they? When someone comes to their house for dinner, do they say the meanest things they can possibly say to their faces? And all I'm thinking now, if that's what they said to our face, what are they saying behind our backs? Oh God, I didn't even think about that. To be fair, we did ask them to do it. And if we can't handle this, we are not going to be able to handle half a dozen of the country's best comedians roasting us live on stage in front of 400 people. Yeah, this was just a small warm up to that.

If you missed it, Haley Sprowl had the honours of roasting us. And it was our first real roast, wasn't it? It was. There is a video. It's had quite a bit of feedback. But if you missed it, this is what Haley said about us as a roast this morning. Bree Thomas L is here giving off main character energy in a show that no one wants to watch. She's constantly laughing before the punchline because deep down she knows it's the only laugh that's coming.

Breast vibe is I've done therapy once and now I'm going to diagnose everyone at this branch. Clint's here looking like he still owns a Facebook album called Mad Nights 2012. Clint on here is constantly saying, yeah, like he's buying time for a better thought that never comes. Clint's constantly laughing at Bree's joke just like he's trying to stay employed. Together, Brin, Clint has the chemistry of two. The people who got paired up because everyone else said no. Bree and Clint's together sound like a podcast your Uber driver accidentally puts on, but you're too polite to ask him to change it. And in the afternoons, their show feels like a meeting that could have been an email.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Heyy, please stop it. Clint's crying. I wasn't crying. You were crying a little bit. I wasn't crying. I wasn't crying.

I saw a tear. They were happy tears. I saw quite a big. tear come out of your face. I'll give it to her. Some of those were pretty good. I think that were all pretty good. But I mean, I do have main character energy.

And I am on a show no one wants to watch. Yeah. Celebrity Treasure Island. And I am trying to... Boom. Roasted myself. Got myself so you can't get me. And I am trying to stay employed.

Quite a big mortgage. Yeah. That was a good one, Brie. That was a good one. Yeah. You can go watch that video now. It's on our socials. Yes, and you can buy your tickets for the roast too,

because that is just the tip of the frickin iceberg. Text roast to 9696.96, if you can't be bothered, Googling it yourself. They're only 25 bucks. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.