ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th May 2021

Episode Date: May 20, 2021

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Hi guys! Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, where if I was to paint a mental picture for you, Bree is wearing a Whitney Houston t-shirt, Anastasia is wearing a white crew neck t-shirt, I'm wearing a t-shirt with a fish on it, Ben is wearing some kind of thermal hiking layer, and I think your mum Bree is wearing two scarves. Yeah, she's a scarf lady. Yeah, she's scarfed up to the max. Loves a scarf.

Can we get her in here? Can we get Di in here? Yeah, come on in, Mum. Is that possible? We'll bring her in. She's just sitting outside the studio at the moment where the producers are. But she's a VIP guest.

She should be here, pride of place on the guest microphone. Oh, you look nice, Mum. Oh, thank you. I've been out shopping. Oh, have you? Did you buy that jumper? No, I didn't, but I bought a few other things, which I'm not going to say on air because you'll tell your father.

Well, he doesn't listen to the podcast. Yeah, and he doesn't get to have any say in anything. He didn't get your anniversary present. He's on the show today, actually. We actually take him to task for that. Yeah, and he doesn't get to have any say in anything. He didn't get your anniversary present. He's on the show today, actually. We actually take him to task for that. Oh, really? He's in the dog box. Okay, and so he should be for a while. Yeah. And so you have free reign to

purchase whatever you want. Yeah, I think I want to go for a luxury car. Oh, okay. A Tesla. A Tesla. Hard to get home when you carry on. There's a really... No, the new WRX supercar that's coming out. Why do you like all the WRX STIs?

That's what it's called. It is what it's called. I know, but I just realised what it meant. Yeah, that don't imprison me much. Hey, you know where you should go? Great shop. I'll take you there if you want. A shop, it's on K Road here. Hey, you know where you should go? Great shop. I'll take you there if you want. A shop, it's on K Road here in Auckland called Peaches and Cream.

I've heard of that somewhere along the line. Have you? Have you been? No, I haven't. Oh, okay. Is that for real? Yeah, we'll go. We'll go there.

Let's go. Okay. I want to go to the Sky Tower. Oh, well, Peaches and Cream kind of has Sky Towers. Of sorts. Ben, don't bring up the Peaches and Cream website. Oh, Brianna,

it's not a sex shop, is it? No. Well, it looks like one. I don't think you should be googling that at work, Producer Ben. Can I ask you, Mama Di, as someone with a long and successful marriage, and we've talked about this on the show before, do you and Steve have separate bank accounts? No.

Do you have an account that he can't see? No. Does he have an account that you can't see? No. No, but in fairness, Mum, he doesn't know how to see any accounts. No. Well, I'll tell you the secret behind it, Clint. Okay.

He doesn't know how to do internet banking, so he's got no idea. My dad has never used an ATM before. Really? He actually rang me today and asked me to pay a bill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so he's got no idea. You've masterminded that, eh? You've intentionally not taught him how to do any of the accounting.

Well, I'm not that good at it, but I know what I'm spending and he doesn't, so that's not too bad. I've done something right. You know what's crazy is my dad, who obviously is a farmer, he's so out of touch with what things cost. Like he actually doesn't know because he is never at the shops slash he never buys anything. It's really rare that he buys something.

Like he goes to a shop and buys something. So what do you reckon he thinks a coffee costs? He wouldn buys anything. It's really rare that he buys something. Like he goes to a shop and buys something. So what do you reckon he thinks a coffee costs? He wouldn't know. Oh, probably $1.50. Yeah, he thinks everything's way cheaper. So when we used to get like a pair of sand shoes back in the day. Wait, what do you guys call them? Trainers.

Yeah. Trainers? Same thing. Yeah. Sneakers. Yeah, sneakersers? Same thing. Yeah. Sneakers. Yeah, sneakers. Dad would be like, oh, how much did those cost?

And we'd be like, oh, these cost $25. And he's like, yeah, that sounds about right. And how much did they cost? Oh, they were like $130. Don't tell them. Yeah, no. Don't upset the poor guy. No.

But I think it's the same with most men in general or husbands, isn't it? Never tell them the full price. No. Tell them half. My dad's the same, but he does go to the shops. It's just the same conversation every time. Whenever I take my dad to the pub and I get a beer, he'll go, how much did that cost? And I go, oh, it was about $11.

And he'll go, $11? I used to be able to go to the pub with a $20 note and I wouldn't be able to walk home. Well, what about when your father? That was 50 years ago. That's what I keep telling him. I was like, Dad, that was literally 40 years ago. And he goes, still.

Your father had a whinge about the ice creams at where we used to go. And he whinged because they'd gone up to 60 cents. And he wouldn't pay. Yeah, Dad was like, no, these used to be 30 cents. That's too much. To be fair, that is 100% inflation. That is pretty crazy. If the last time you checked in and it's doubled in price,

you would freak out a bit, wouldn't you? Yeah, but Clint, if he comes home and says a tractor costs this and it's secondhand, it's got good mileage, that always sounds good. Like if it's something he likes, he plays up the good parts of it. I see. Yeah. Yeah, right. But if it's something he doesn't want, he up the good parts of it i see yeah yeah right if it's something

he doesn't want he'll say oh no like i want to buy a holden malou ute hsd my mom is such a bogan no isn't she she's talking about subaru wrx yeah yeah tractors malou there's nothing more Bogan Than a Holden Maloo Ute Can I just say Wait a minute It's red and it's got the hump Back on it Bogan Yeah that's the one

It looks like it's got two jet skis in the back Yeah Did you buy it? No we didn't You know you should have That would be an investment piece Yeah that's what they That's what they were

That's what they were buying it for That's why they were buying it Who talked you out of it? Stephen. Stephen. No, and you were also looking at the club sport as an investment. We just bought the new Rex. Yeah.

They looked at the certain Holden limited edition as well when, you know, because obviously Holdens don't get made in Aussie anymore. No, they don't get made at all anymore. No. No, this was when they stopped getting made in Aussie. Oh, right, right, right. But there was still some around that had get made in Aussie anymore. No, they don't get made at all anymore. No. No, this was when they stopped getting made in Aussie. Oh, right, right, right. But there was still some around that had been made in Aussie and mum and dad were like, oh, we've got to jump on this and buy one.

No, this was only not that long ago. Well, they've been in the game a long time. They always look. Mum's always on the market for a Maloo. Yeah. Loves a Maloo. Or a Monaro. I'd be happy with a Monaro.

My uncle. Tarana? Would you do a Tarana? I'd love a Tarana. Yeah, definitely a Maloo. Or a Monaro. I'd be happy with a Monaro. My uncle. Tirana? Would you do a Tirana? I love a Tirana. Yeah, definitely a Tirana. Oh, now I'm involved. What about a one-ton Rodeo? Now I'm bogan.

One-ton Rodeo. No, no, we've got a Ranger. That's enough. Oh, right. My uncle, my rich uncle, he bought a limited edition Holden GTS. Oh, yeah. Which that's like the one above the club sport, the one above everything else.

Apparently it was, I think, the actual last one off the factory. Yeah, it was like a special one. Welcome back to Driven, the car podcast for all your car needs. Look at Anastasia. She's so over it. Look at her. One last question while you're here because I think you're about halfway through your time here in New Zealand.

Are you having fun? I wanted to ask you this morning when it was just us at home. Oh, I'm just having a great time and I have to say the food and just going out every night. This is 18 months in. I haven't been out in about for that length of time. So it's just been fantastic. And the people are fantastic.

But it just makes me wonder, is it a New Zealand thing that people keep asking you for your phone number? What? Who's asking you for your phone number? Well, the taxi, the Uber driver last night asked me for my number because he thought you were in comedy, Brianna, and I said, no, you have to get someone who's a bit famous, you know, the comedy best. Thanks.

Yeah, thanks, Mum. Just, you know, cut me down to the Uber drivers. Thank you. I just had this lady off the street. I was sitting out on the veranda and this lady came in the street and she asked me for my number. Yeah, that's called Gloria Vale. You've got to stay away from them.

You're being prospected, I think. Yeah, or Hillsong. I got a really funny feeling about that lady. Not a Kiwi thing. Not a thing. No, not a thing. Not a thing. Speaking of comedy.

You're just hot property. Yeah, that's what it is. In all the wrong reasons, for all the wrong reasons. We've got to go. We's what it is. For all the wrong reasons. We've got to go. We've got an improv night to go to, Mum. I think we're going to a show every single night this week. Tonight we're going to Snort Live. Don't pretend you're going to the show. You're in the show. Okay, I'm

performing in the show. Do you want to do a quick bit of improv? No way! We should do this. This is warm up. Anastasia, get in here. Because I'll lose my confidence. We'll do some theatre sports to get your brain moving, okay? So what I have to do tonight is the audience throw out a word and then I have to do a quick like one minute, two minute spiel and tell a story using that word.

Love it. Peckle. What was it? Peckle. Peckle, go. Peckle. Well well this one time when I was in America I lived over there for a couple of years and I was in our uni there and one person said to me I've you ever tried a really large pickle that

comes in a bag and I said to the funny but what are you doing you this is heckling get to the funny but, we went to the service station, and lo and behold, there's giant pickles in a bag, and they're in their own juices. Oh, Brianna, that's terrible. This needs work. We're trying to build you up here. It's not meant to be funny.

It's meant to be a story. Great job. I like the story. Thank you. I didn't like the big part. The pickle part was all right. It was. It was a giant juicy pickle.

Oh, Brianna. We ate those pickles when we were over there, remember? Yeah, it tickled my pickle. All right. No, I see I was on a roll then. Yeah. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

We did that for you. Always good to have a wrapped pickle. Yeah. Yeah. Keep your pickle in the bag. Be safe. Wrap your pickle. Have a great night, everybody.

See you later. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, 4, 3, 2, 1. Good evening everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint. So I'm in a Facebook hole at the moment. You know when you see a recipe on Facebook?

You're like, oh yeah. I follow a few recipe pages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tasty. Remember when Tasty was real big? Yeah, and they had that way of filming their recipes. Or the stop motion. I was like, that looks so easy.

Yeah, that was cool. I'm currently looking at how to make caramilk chocolate mousse with four easy ingredients. What? What's in it? Caramilk? I haven't found out. I haven't found out yet. What would you like to know?

I'm going to take a stab and say caramilk. Yeah, sure. Caramilk. Correct. Yeah, caramilk's in there. No. Cream. Cream. Same thing. Twoamel milk. Correct. Yeah, caramel milk's in there. No. Cream. Cream.

Same thing. Two more ingredients. Salt. No. No salt. Sugar. Yeah, brown sugar. Oh, I'm close.

One more ingredient. I'm close. Baking soda. No. Two eggs. Oh. That's nothing. Hey, look.

I'll post a recipe on your wall, okay? Okay. Don't worry. Yeah. Maybe we should post it on the Brian Clint Facebook. No. We're not doing that. Maybe we should post it on the Bree and Clint Facebook. No, we're not doing that. Should we become a recipe page? No. You don't

even cook. I've got an air fryer. You don't even use it. Can you do mousse in the air fryer? No. You can't. That's one thing you can't do. Today on the show we are filling Guy Williams' cart for ZM's Add to Cart. No, that's going to be a big cart.

What does that giant man want in his cart? I'm going to go hazard a guess and say there's probably some shoes in there. Oh, I just opened the four o'clock one and I am 100% correct. Oh yeah, there's some cool things in here. He's a big sneaker head, Guy Williams, so those will be in there.

How tall is he? Six foot... Well, I'm 6'2", and he was taller than me. I think he's about 6'4". Yeah, he's a big unit. Yeah. He always says he could have played professional basketball.

I'm like, yeah, but you didn't. He says, yeah, I could have. I said, yeah, you didn't. I mean, I could have played a few things professionally. I could have played for the All Blacks. I've seen your injury list of when you played rugby. I'm going to say no. And that's why I didn't.

Got injured too soon. We're going to start the show off, I'm going to say no. And that's why I didn't. Got injured too soon. We're going to start the show off, though, with 50 bucks cash, thanks to KFC with Tradiverse Lady. Yeah, if you want to play, it's a trivia-based quiz. 0800 DIAL ZM, and you can go head-to-head with someone else.

We'll play with whoever gets through straight after the Kid Leroy on ZM, Breein Clint. Breein Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, the tradies versus the ladies. The ladies have now pulled away to 11 wins in front.

Yeah, a big way for the boys to come back, but let's see how they go. Grace is up first. She's 22. She's from Auckland, and she went to going live the other night, so she's seen Bree stand up live. Wow. Welcome to the show, Grace. I apologise, Grace.

Hey, guys. I'm very sorry. Have you called up for a refund? Is that why you're calling us, Grace? No, no, calling to talk to Brianna. Oh, very good. No refunds, Grace, no refunds. Calling to talk to Brianna. Oh, very good. No refunds, Grace. No refunds.

You're taking on our tradie today. He's 33 and he's a concrete layer. Please welcome to the show, Andrew. Hey, Andy. Andrew. Andrew. Yeah, how's it going, guys? You're going to be faster on your buzzer than that

to win the game this afternoon, Andrew, okay? All right, guys. Your buzzer is tradie, Grace, yours is lady. First three correct answers wins $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. New Zealanders are about to get their sick leave doubled.

How many days a year? Ooh, yes, Grace. It's going up to... We lost you there. It's going up to what? You know? Yeah. It wasn't actually the question.

You didn't actually let us get the question out, Grace. The question was going to be, how many days do New Zealanders currently get? Would you like a free guess, Andrew? 10. No. No. I was going to say, that's not right.

It's five. No one gets it. No one gets it. Let's start from scratch. All right, question number two. Five. All right, guys. Can you name who sings this song?

That was Grace, I believe. 21 Pilots. No, not 21 Pilots. Andrew, do you want to guess? Can't think of it. It's Five Sauce. Five Seconds of Summer. Okay, five sauce. Five seconds of summer. Okay, no points.

On to question three. Question number three. What is seven times seven? Tradee. Andrew in just. 49. That is correct. One to the tradee's.

Question number four. Worldwide, what is the most popular juice? Is it A, apple? Slater. Yes, Grace? Orange. Nice work. That was risky, that one there.

You went in hard and you got the points. I like it, Grace. Question number five. The trailer for the Friends reunion has officially been dropped. Name the cafe that all of the Friends hang out in. Lady. Andrew, I believe. Just Andrew.

Central Perk. It. Central Perk. It is Central Perk. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Rihanna has officially announced she's in a relationship with famous rapper. Is it A, Drake, B, A$AP Rocky, or C, Eminem? Lady.

Grace. Is it Drake? It's not Drake. It's not Drake. Andrew? A$AP Rocky. It is A$AP Rocky. Tight game. Very tight game.

Sorry, Grace. 50 bucks cash coming out to you, Andrew. Well done, mate. Nice work. Thanks, bro. Bree and Clint. I'm going to take a second this afternoon $50 cash coming out to you, Andrew. Well done, mate. Nice work. Yeah, thanks, bro. I want to take a second this afternoon to acknowledge the young, hot grandmas.

Oh, yeah. What's up, young, hot grandmas? Of the world. My mum. She's a young, hot grandma. Oh, no comment, but I mean, yep. She is. That's what I tell her, and it makes her feel good about it. No, I wasn't between a rock and a hard place here.

What do you want me to do? Call your mum hot or not call your mum hot? You just don't talk about my mum. Right, okay. Okay, full stop. Well, her feel good about it. I'm between a rock and a hard place here. What do you want me to do? Call your mum hot or not call your mum hot? You just don't talk about my mum. Right, okay. Okay, full stop. Well, you're talking about her. I'm allowed to. Right.

Does she know what the term gilf means? Yeah, I have explained it to her once or twice. I wanted to talk about this one particular young hot grandma and her name's Alice. And she calls herself the youngest hottest grandma on the planet. Wow. That's what she's saying. There should be a competition for it like Miss Universe.

Absolutely. There should be a Miss Grandma competition. I would go to that. No worries. Each country nominates their hottest grandma and sends them into the competition. Can you imagine? It'd be great television. Oh, yeah.

So there's a story about her, Alice, who celebrated her 42nd birthday in Las Vegas this week. She's 42 and she's a grandma. No, wait. The story gets better. She was a grandma long before this birthday. Okay. So she became a grandma.

Wait, she's not a cat grandma, is she? Her cat is her killer. No, no, no, no. So Alice currently has a 27-year-old daughter and a 24-year-old son. And she's a grandma to three young kids. And she became a grandma for the first time at the age of 32 when her daughter Kayla gave birth at 16. She, whoa. Yep.

So they're both 16 and pregnant. Yes. Wow. So she, so Alice gave birth to Kayla when she was 16 and then her daughter Kayla gave birth to her first. Followed in her footsteps. Yeah, child at 16. Wow.

So she was a grandma at 32. So you would already be a granddad. Yeah. Whoa, that's wild. Whoa. My daughter's wild. Whoa. My daughter's not even two. I could picture you as a granddad. You've got the slippers.

Not now. Oh, yeah. You've got the slippers. Oh, no, I'm up for the lifestyle. No, you already lived the lifestyle is what I'm saying. Yeah, that's why I'm up for it. Yeah. I'm up for the lifestyle.

I just not keen for my daughters to rush into parenthood. Yeah, true. You know, there's stuff to do. Eventually the borders will open. You'll be able to go on a contiki soon. Okay, there's no need to rush into parenthood. Yeah, true. There's stuff to do. Eventually the borders will open. You'll be able to go on a contiki soon. Okay, there's no need to rush into child rearing. Just take your time. 16 and 16, this family, if the trend continues,

and by the way, we're not encouraging 16-year-old pregnancies. If the trend continues, she could easily be a great grandma by the age of 32, 42, plus 6, 50, 40, 48. She'd be a great grandma by 48. That's wild, isn't it? Yeah. So wait, so

she's... And a great grandma by So she'd be, no, no, no, wait. So she's a grandma now. No, so she'd be a great, great grandma. By 64. Yeah. So then technically, could she be a great, great, great, great grandma

and still be alive? And still be alive. She'll be another 32 years from there. So 64 plus... She could. Stop making me do math. But yeah, she'd be in her 90s. It's possible.

It's possible. It's possible. That's wild. But stop having 16-year-old babies this family. Just slow down. Yeah, just take it easy. Can you imagine Christmas at that house? The 22-year-olds rock up and grandma's like,

oh, time's getting on, love. There'd be so many presents to buy for people. Oh, that too, yeah. I wanted to find some young grandparents this afternoon. Sure. Did you become a grandma or a grandad quite young? Yeah. And do you think you got it

going on? Are you New Zealand's youngest, hottest grandma? Yeah. That's what I want to find. Right, okay. You can nominate someone else if but I'm assuming if they're young, hip and cool, they'd be listening right now. Sure thing, yep. Call us up. 0800 dial ZMS-ZM.

Are you a young, hot grandparent? Or you can text us on 9696. We're on the hunt this afternoon, the grandma hunt. Young, hot, virile. Virile? Yeah, we're looking for young hot grandmas. There's a story about this woman who calls herself the youngest hottest grandma

in the world and she first became a grandma when she was 32. Her 16 year old daughter had her first child which made her a very young grandma. Yeah, so let's break the stigma that grandparents are old? I don't know.

They're not. Cody's here. Hi, Cody. Hi, Cody. Hi. Now, you're the daughter of a young, hot grandma. Is that right? Yes.

Right, okay. Oh, interesting. And, okay, tell us the story and the details about how this came about. Well, so I made my mum a nana at 40, so I was 18. Yeah. And people tell my mum she looks way too young to be a nana.

They've mistaken my son for her son. Her son, yeah, yeah. I mean, could be, yeah. When I was actually giving birth, they thought my mum was my sister. She would love, Cody, she would love that. That's how young she mum was my sister. She would love that. That's how young she looks. She would absolutely love that.

I mean, 40 is very young for a grandma, in my opinion. What does she like to be called? Nanny? Nana? Yeah, she's a nana. She's a nana. She's a 40-year-old nana. Okay, that totally works.

Good. We've got one. There's quite a few texts coming through on this. Someone said, My mum is a nana of 12 grandkids with one due in two weeks. The oldest would be eight. She'll be 47 in July. She's 47 and she's got 12 grandkids?

I didn't know that they had text message reception in Gloria Vale. Wow. That's crazy. So nice to hear from one of them. Rebecca's here. Rebecca, you are a young, hot grandma. Yes, Bec. I used to be hot.

Oh, don't play yourself down. Don't play yourself down. What age were you when you became a grandma? Okay, so my mum had me at 19. And then I was 18 when I had my first child. Okay. And then when I turned 38, I had my first child. Okay. And then when I turned 38, I had my last child. So I've got five children.

Yes. And my... Told you, be wrong. My first grandchild was born 19 weeks after my youngest child. Wait, wait. So you gave birth, your last child was at 38 and then one of your kids gave birth eight weeks later.

19 weeks later. 19 weeks later. Wow. 38-year-old grandma. That is young, hot grandma. So I would go off walking with the two babies in a pram and people would say,

oh, what gorgeous twins. That's amazing. And one of them was your child and one of them was your grandchild. Yeah, and I didn't bother explaining it. No, don't. They now go to school. Yeah. Like, my daughter goes to school with two of her nephews and one of her nieces.

That's so wild. Beck, let me ask you. You still know how to cut a rug, Beck? Because you're a grandma, do you say things like Beck in my day? I bet you do, Beck. I bet you do. I can tell. You still hold your own.

Rebecca, where is the best place to get Werther's Originals these days? Oh, you leave Beck alone. You're more likely to have Werther's Originals than Beck. Yeah, that's why I was asking. You know, though, they call me Gigi because when I was 38 and just had a child,

there was no way I could be a man or a grandma. No. So I was like, no, no, no, I think we'll go Gigi. Gigi. At that stage, it was gorgeous, gigantic grand. And then when I was doing marathons, it was gorgeous grand. And now it's, you know. I thought it was because you maybe wore a G-Bang.

Young hot grandma. Young hot grandma. Young hot grandma. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, big news for Demi Lovato. They have come out as non-binary. Yes, Demi Lovato made the announcement today that they are non-binary, which means Demi will use pronouns of they and them.

This is the second huge star to come out as non-binary. Obviously, Sam Smith also came out as non-binary, I think, last year it might have been. So, as you can imagine, the LGBT community are very excited about this. It's another huge star to kind of express themselves and their truth, which is an incredible way to inspire young people, of course. So it's a big story around Hollywood today. And congratulations to me, Lovato. Very cool.

Yeah, congratulations to me, Lovato. It's a big step to come out like that, especially when you're in the media and in the public eye because she's going to get all kinds of criticism. Oh, she will. They will. Excuse me, they will. And it will take some time.

They will. And it does take some time. They will. And it does take time for people, you know, to get used to things and warm up. But it shouldn't. That's what they want to be called and that's what they should be called. It's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles with the latest.

Thanks to Disney's Cruella in cinemas May 27th and on Disney Plus with premiere access on May 28th. Conditions apply. Next on the show, sound the stupid purchase alert, because I've got another one for Brie. Why is it always me buying these dumb things? Because you're the one who always buys them. Yeah, fair enough.

You're a sitting tart. I can't wait. What is it? Brie and Clint. Sound the stupid purchase alarm, because I've got another one for Brie. Oh, we actually do have a stupid purchase alarm. I feel like I've already done my dash on this. No.

This year. I've already bought something this year. No, you're not even nearly done. I bought those stupid number plates. Yeah, and this next purchase is perfect to go with those stupid number plates. How good would your Leshgo number plates, L-E-S-H-G-O, the number plates you do own, which you paid how much for? $1,700.

$1,700. No, I said $17. $1,700 for. How good would they look on a Lamborghini? Yeah. Always wanted a Lambo, but it's not a realistic dream. The Leshko Lambo. It is a realistic dream because currently on Trade Me

there is New Zealand's cheapest Lamborghini for sale. It's a Lamborghini Aventador. Are you familiar? I love the Aventador. There's a couple on sale on Trade Me actually. There's one currently up there for $567,000. Is that on Trade Me? Secondhand, yes.

Someone's actually selling their Lamborghini Aventador on Trade Me. Genuinely, yes. That's amazing. On Trade Me. Secondhand purple yes. Someone's actually selling their Lamborghini Aventador on Trade Me. Genuinely, yes. That's amazing. On Trade Me. Secondhand purple as well. Oh, yeah. Purple is a very big Lambo colour. When you are spending half a million dollars,

you want a safe option like purple. Yeah. I'm not going to – obviously, that Lambo is not available for you. No. I believe you, Brie Thomasel, should buy New Zealand's first cardboard Lamborghini. I've seen it. Yeah. I've already seen it.

Yeah, it's good, eh? You know what I will say about this? It's a very good cardboard version. It's to scale. It's the same size as a real Lamborghini Aventador. And apart from the fact that it's cardboard, I could barely tell the difference. I mean, it's pretty spot on. Let me sell you on a couple of

details on the cardboard Lambo before you put your money down, okay? It comes complete with one owner's handbook, which I believe is made out of cardboard. It comes with one official unopened cardboard Lamborghini repair kit. And the K's on the clock, it's done less than 100 metres.

It's because it can't drive. One owner and the number plate currently reads on the cardboard Lambo, Honda. Well, yeah, I like the irony of that. But not for you, it'll say Leshkol. Leshkol. Yeah, so I'd like to know, Bree, and this is the Stupid Purchase Arena. You've made many a stupid purchase.

I know you want it. Yeah, I'd love it. Yeah, how much are you willing to pay for it? Because if it's less than that amount, then I think you should go and buy it. Oh, look, cardboard, perishable. Perishable, yeah. I need to be careful here.

Because you've got the number plates. Imagine how good the number plates would look on there. Where is it? It doesn't matter. We'll get it sorted. It's cardboard. You just put a stamp on it and the courier will pick it up and deliver it. It's basically a package.

It's a massive package. I'm going to say $300. You'd pay $300 for it? That's it. Okay. If it's less than $300, you have to buy it. Current bid, $1,000. Whoa!

Who's paying $1,000 for a cardboard Lamborghini? I reckon it'll fall through. You reckon? Yeah. You reckon it's a fake bid? Fake bid. Yeah, right. Would you spend $1,000 on that?

No, but you would. Actually, I need to shut up. Yeah, right. Would you spend $1,000 on that? No, but you would. Actually, I need to shut up. I'll talk about houseplants for a second because a new record has been set for New Zealand's most expensive houseplant. Sold on Trade Me. They're all sold on Trade Me. Yeah, I think it's like a,

this is like an underground kind of, you know. Hustle. Hustle. Yeah, because, and it is a good hustle too because if you know what you're doing, you buy the plant, you cut a bit of the plant off and then the plant literally grows itself into another plant.

Yeah, you've got, it's like a money tree. It's literally a money tree. Oh my god, it's literally a money tree. This record-breaking plant is a Florida ghost. Don't expect you to be familiar. So I'm going to bring a picture of it up on screen. And Bree, can you please describe the Florida ghost?

I mean, it just looks like a plant. Yeah, it does look like a plant. It's got kind of, I mean, not massive. Is that a lighter? Yeah, that's a disposable lighter. It's the size of a disposable. It looks like a really small, like big leafed. Fern?

Would you say fern? No, not a fern. I don't know. It's the size of a lighter. I'm the wrong person to ask. Yeah, it's the size of a lighter and it's green. Like I said, it's record-breaking. It's very tiny.

I hope you're sitting down. The Florida Ghost was put on trade me for a dollar reserve, okay? So don't get angry at the people who are selling the Florida Ghost. Oh, they knew what they were doing. They were happy to let it go for a dollar. They knew what What they were doing They were happy To let it go for a dollar They knew What they were doing They were keen

To let it go for a dollar The Florida Ghost Sold on Trade Me After 265 bids For $12,250 Does that Does that bush Cure

Dysfunction In the privates area What is it doing Why is it so expensive Not as far as I know No not as far as I know Does that bush cure dysfunction in the private area? What is it doing? Why is it so expensive? No, not as far as I know. That is stupidity. Why is it so expensive? I can answer that.

It's because it starts out white and then it turns green. So for that reason, people pay. That's it? Yeah. This topic makes me so angry. But like I said before, New Zealand... Makes me so angry. New Zealand, since 2015,

has experienced a 2,543% increase in indoor plant sales. Kiwis are going bonkers for indoor plants. Yeah, it's the latest scam. And people are falling for it. They're like, ooh, I'm on Thera. I'll pay $1,200 for that. If you knew what it was, though, then maybe would you – What do you mean?

Like if you knew – That what? It changed from orange to white? It's kind of like shoes, right? If you don't know what the Travis Scott McDonald's Air Jordans are, they're just shoes to you, right? But if you know what the Florida Ghost is, maybe it's worth $12,500. No, never. You know why it's not worth $12,500?

Why? Because it's a plant and they can die at any point. Why are you spending that? You couldn't go on holiday, eh? You couldn't go on holiday. You'd have to take it with you. It's like having a child. Yeah, imagine getting your friends into house sit for you and they overwater your $12,500 Florida

ghost. Yeah, I don't know if you'll be friends with them anymore. Or they pick it off and they put it in their salad because they think that it's a basil plant. So, so stupid. I would really love to know because obviously we don't understand. No. But why is that plant worth that much? Surely it's not because

it changes colour. Big deal. I think that's a big part of why it is. I think it's the variegated whatever it is. Look, I'm not a plant person, but I'd love to talk to some plant people this afternoon. Colour your hair if you're so stoked with changing the colour of something. You can buy a $30 one from the chemist. You could literally change the colour of your whole house for $12,000.

Wear a different coloured t-shirt. Who I'd like to hear from this afternoon is anybody who has an expensive plant or a partner who is addicted to buying expensive plants. Yeah, how many marijuana plants are you currently growing and where? Not marijuana plants. Yeah, you said expensive plants. Okay, fine, fine, marijuana plants. Okay, no, we can't take those calls.

Because you guys did not vote yes. That's why we can't take the calls. You had expensive plants. Okay, fine. Fine, marijuana plants. Okay, no, we can't take those calls. Because you guys did not vote yes. That's why we can't take the calls. You had your chance. 0800 dials at M. We want to know about your expensive house plants this afternoon. Might not be 12 grand. Oh my God, imagine if the person who bought the ghosty thing called us. Imagine if they called.

Yeah, yeah. We'd love to hear from you. 0800 dials at M. Or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. The new record has been set. New Zealand's most expensive pot plant has sold on Trade Me. A Florida ghost, which for those wondering, it's a philodendron,

has sold on Trade Me for $12,250. I just really, like, don't care about this topic. Right. Like, I just, I don't understand why people pay so much money. I would love to know that as well. You know? I'd love to know what it is. And it's not just this plant.

People are paying so much for all different types. I want to know what makes them so valuable. Yeah. You know, what is it about this thing in particular

that makes it worth $12,000 or $6,000 or even $1,000 for a pot plant? So we're asking, do you have an expensive one? Tegan's called up. Hi, Tegan.

Hi, Tegan. Hey, how are you guys going? Don't tell me you've got an expensive plant, Tegan. Well, I kind of came with the house. We bought a house and it came with this cactus. Okay, that's different. It's called a San Pedro and they go on Trade Me for like, there was one on there for like 80 centimetres,

and it was selling for $300. Wow. And we have about four or five of them, and they are pretty much over 100, like, they're nearly as tall as me. Right. So like 160 centimetres. So you could be sitting on a couple of grand in cactuses. Pretty much.

I want to sit on them. That's a bad idea, Tegan. Okay, expensive cactuses. Pretty much. I don't want to sit on them. That's a bad idea, Tegan. Okay, expensive cactuses. I like it. Let's talk to Grace. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hey, guys.

Have you got an expensive pot plant, house plant, plant? I bought a variegated monstera for $500. And, okay, I waited in line for this plant that I bought for $500. How long, Grace? How long did you wait in line? Oh, probably only like three hours or something. Grace! What are you doing

with your life? You waited in line for... Hold your horses. I sold it for $850 a few days later. Oh, so that's hustle. Yeah. I have a few plants, but they're not expensive. But I'll tell you why.

Grace, you're a pot dealer. Yeah. You're literally a pot dealer. You're literally a pot dealer. I understand why you don't understand why people want these plants. But, you know, there's some cars out there in the world that are one of one. People will pay thousands of dollars. It's just like the novelty, I think.

Yeah, but isn't like plants, isn't there a lot of them? Well, the really rare ones grow super slowly, so you can't just rapidly divide them. They grow super slow because they've got variegation and they've got white and pink on the leaves and so they can't like photosynthesize as far. Yeah, right. God, you really know your plants. She's a pot dealer, mate. She knows her stuff.

Finally, Anisha's called up. Hi, Anisha. Hi, Anisha. Hello. How's it going? If our last caller was a pot dealer, you're a pot addict. You've got how many plants in your house? About 39 in total.

39 indoor plants. Is there any room for anything else? Oh man, I should send you guys a picture. No, there is literally no room for anything else. Right. How do you know when you're inside? What's different from being outside? How do you realise,

oh, actually, this is where the TV is. Is it the TV? Is that the only difference between indoors and outdoors? Yeah, there's a TV and it's a bit warmer. And Anisha, how do you hide the irrigation system from the cops?

It does beg the question, doesn't it? We don't know. We didn't ask her what time. Those plants are worth a bit of money too. We've been doing this show for a fair while now. What? How many years? Three years. Three years. And early into this show, if

you weren't on board the Brie and Clint train yet, we did something that we were pretty proud of called the Bisexualer. Yeah. We've got a little bit of it here. Have a listen. Brie and Clint present the Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland and I'm The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise.

I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. We wanted to break the mould and the stereotype of dating shows a little bit and bring you guys something that you don't normally see in mainstream media. Yeah. And that was a bisexual woman going on dates with women, men, and following the journey of, yeah, someone who is bisexual,

and that was Anne-Lise. Yeah, it was. It was fun too. It was heaps of fun. We got to play Cupid and organise a whole lot of dates. Yeah, it was really cool. She ended up picking Tom at the end. And they were together for a bit.

I don't think they're together anymore. They never took the holiday that we gave them. No. We gave them a trip overseas. That think they're together anymore. They never took the holiday that we gave them. No. We gave them a trip overseas. That was the prize. And they never went. But, yeah, super proud of that journey that we did on this show. And that was back in 2018 that we decided to do that

and just showcase, yes, something that I thought should be showcased on mainstream media. And this is massive news in Australia today. But the next Bachelorette who is appearing on the Aussie series is Brooke Blurton, who is a bisexual. Yeah. And she will be dating guys and girls on The Bachelorette. This, guys, marks the first time globally that that franchise

will have a mixed gendered cast for The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. That's all over the world. This is the first time. It's never been done. It's never been done. Obviously, we did it. Yeah. Well, we did it, but on that franchise, never been done.

You're going to come to us for advice? Maybe. Yeah. We might give them a few tips. I mean, it would be nice. We've done it. Okay. I think we've got some audio of Brooke talking about,

and if you don't know who that is, she was on the Nick Cummins The Honey Badger season and then she was also on Bachelor Paradise and now she will be the next Bachelorette. Did she leave the... Yes. She's the one who left the Honey Badger series. So, yes, she's the one that everyone...

He really liked her and she left. Yeah, everyone thought he was going to pick her at the end, but there was controversy because apparently he told her, I'm not going to pick anyone at the end, and she goes, stuff this, I'm leaving. Oh, is that why she boosted? Yeah, so that's her. Was she openly bisexual when that series went to air?

I can't remember if it was in that one or in The Bachelor of Paradise. Okay. But one of the series. But anyway, here's a piece of her talking about before it was announced whether or not she'd be open to doing The Bachelorette. Well, I thought that you were going to be the pick for The Bachelorette. Look, there was no offer made, but I wouldn't say that I'm not open to it. There was kind of talk and speculation about certain things.

I don't know. I'd be very open to it. I'm a little bit different in a sense that I date both sexes. And whether Channel 10 and Warner Brothers would be up to a bi-bachelorette, I don't know what that would look like and what, you know, if Australia are really ready for that. Well, it turns out Australia need to get ready for it because it's coming. Yeah, get ready.

It's a massive win for the LGBTQI plus community and for bisexuality visibility and just a huge step forward. So it's really cool. There's going to be multiple sexual preferences represented because there'll be straight, bi and gay people on the show. Yeah, it'll be great. Yeah, interesting. I hope they show it here because they've finally straight, bi, and gay people on the show. Yeah, it'll be great. Yeah, interesting. I hope they show it here

because they've finally done something to change up the... It needed a bit of a zhuzh. Not since New Zealand decided to run two Bachelorettes at once has there been such a shocking twist in the Bachelorettes. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. For What's the Plot? Once upon a time

there was a girl she was smart debatable talented eh athletic not really but picking a movie title

based on just the plot line that she can do Brie and Clint What's the Plot The jackpot has hit $450 in What's the Plot? And to claim it, you have to guess two movie plots correctly before Bree does. Who's on the chopping block?

It's Brent. Hi, Brent. G'day, Brent. G'day. Fighting words from Miss Thomaselle already. Do you back your movie knowledge to take her down and pocket the $4.50 this week? Oh, I hope so, mate. I've been brushing up my knowledge. Good.

Good man, Brent. I like that. I want to take on the best. Okay, your buzzer is Brent. Bree's buzzer is Bree. First to two correct answers wins. The theme this week, in light of the Friends reunion going to air next week, movies that star the core cast of Friends.

Oh, interesting. Jennifer. Oh, no. Courtney. Is that not your specialty, Brent? I thought we were doing indie silent films. Indie silent films. Oh, I did say that, but that was a joke.

Have you been brushing up on your indie silent films, Brent? Obviously, mate. Me too, Brent. I'm outraged. Okay. Oh, what's the point? Look, you're going to have to roll with the punches. Here we go.

All right. All of these movies all have either Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Ross, or Chandler in them. Slash they're real. Slash they're real. People. Actor and actresses. Movie number one.

Don't wait for me to finish the plot before you buzz in. When Brooke, an art dealer. Bree. Bree. The breakup. The breakup. Oh, she's hot on her buzzer. Oh, yes.

She's hot on the buzzer, Brent. But is it right? It's right. I got through five words in the breakup. Is 100% correct. Yes. My word. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.

That's some speed, Brent. Yeah. Sorry, Brent. That's what you're dealing with today, Brent. I was a lucky one. Actually, Brent, who's I was a lucky one. Actually, Brent, who's your favourite friend? Joey.

I don't have any Joey movies. I don't think he's been in any. I don't think he's been in a single movie. That's exactly why he's my favourite. Who's your second favourite friend? Chandler's pretty, I think, as well. Chandler, okay. I'll see if I can help you out.

Moving number two. Mike was a high school basketball player. Great! 17 again. Dammit! Can we get a replay on that one? No, it had to be close. Sorry, Brent.

There's nothing in it for you this week. Also, thanks for having me on. It's been an absolute pleasure. Brent, you bloody legend. You made us laugh and I appreciate that. You're a great sport and you will leave today with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations.

Nice work, mate. Thanks, guys. Have a good one. See you, mate. Next week we will play for $500 cash in What's the Plot. Maybe that'll be the week we get around to indie silent films. Who knows? Fingers crossed.

Fingers crossed. Brian Clint. Hey, Clint, can you do me a favour and give my mum a call? Yes, I can dial her in. Yep. Hello? Hello, it's us. Hi, guys.

How are you going? Good. I'm just checking in that you're still, you know, working hard at home, have dinner ready. Oh, Brianna, I don't know if I've got time to talk to you guys. I've got a pretty heavy schedule. Oh, yeah, you're watching more binge-watching and television shows, eh?

Right. Hey, Mum, I've got an idea, which we talked about yesterday on the show, how Dad didn't buy you a 40th wedding anniversary present. Yeah. Which I think is absolute BS. I really do. So I've got this idea where Clint and I are going to call him up

but you're going to pretend not to be here so you don't say anything, okay? We're going to call him up and I'm going to call him out about it as to why he didn't get you a 40th wedding anniversary present. And then we're going to make him pledge and promise on air, under oath, that he will never forget to buy you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or anniversary ever again. Oh, really? Yeah.

As long as we've got it recorded, that's amazing. This is hashtag justice for Mumma Di. We need you to stay quiet, really? Yeah. As long as we've got it recorded, that's the main thing. This is hashtag justice for Mum and Di. We need you to stay quiet, okay? Yeah. So stay quiet, and then once he's promised and pledged, you come in right at the end and go, right, I've got the audio, that's it, you're under oath, alright, right at the end.

Just do me a favour though, Brianna, ask him first, what did he get me? And just, I'd like to see what he's there for. Oh, no, don't worry. We will incriminate him first. Here we go. Let's put in the number. Okay.

Hello, service speaking. G'day, Dad. Hey, sweetheart. Clint's here as well. Hey, Dad. Hey, mate, how are you? Good, good, good, good, good. Dad, look, this isn't the best call,

not the best reason to be calling you for, but I feel like it has to be done. Why? Look, I've got something I need to confront you about. Shit. Okay. Yeah, I'd be afraid if I was you too, Big Steve. Yeah, I am.

Look, I feel like it's something that I need to step in because I don't think it's right. And that would be the fact that you did not buy my mother a 40th wedding anniversary present. So a trip to New Zealand doesn't count? Come on. From one married man to another, did you tell her that the flights to New Zealand

were her 40th wedding anniversary present? I did after I saw what she bought for me. She bought you not one, but two very thoughtful, sentimental gifts, Dad, and you failed to buy her anything. She wants to go camping, so I'm going to do that when she gets back. Okay, so look here, I've got a few ideas for you. You could put all of this into a bundle. You could, like you said, book a whole weekend away

that you have planned yourself. Nice. Because she would love that. A new engagement ring. Update the engagement ring. Oh, pricey. Why not? Pricey, but it'll get you out of the dog box. And the last thing, a Satisfyer Pro 2. What? You Google it yourself. You Google that. In all honesty, Dad, the reason why I called you this afternoon is I want you to make me a promise Right here right now Yep

I want you to promise That for the rest Of your guys lives together You will never forget To make her feel special And buy her something On her birthdays Christmases

And anniversaries Okay You need to say I Stephen Thomas L Stephen Thomasel. Stephen Thomasel. Pledge. Pledge, yep. That I will never forget one of my wife's birthdays, Christmases or anniversaries.

That I will not forget any of Diane's birthdays, Christmases or anniversaries. Ever again. But ever again. Amen. Amen. Amen. Mum, is that good enough? Is that all you needed, Mum? I hope it's recorded because it sounds very dodgy, doesn't it?

No, it's not dodgy at all. I just told you. I'm hopeless when it comes to stuff like that. I'm good at other things, not so much of that. Come on. What other things? Actually, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Have you had a big stuff

up at work? You can admit it to yourself. It was an absolute doozy because there's a tradie from Melbourne, Australia who has put his blunder at work online. His name's Draygan Fisher and he's a landscape, landscaperer.

Landscaperer? Landscaper. Speaking of big stuff-ups at work, being able to talk properly as a radio broadcaster. He builderises, landscaperings. He builds stuff. Anyway, he's put online this big stuff up he had at work where he was sent to a certain property.

His boss, Tyler, sent him to a certain backyard and said, you start and I'll come meet you after. Wait, his landscaping boss's name is Tyler? Yeah. He should have been a plumber. He should have been a plumber. Anyway, so Driegan got there first and he goes, all right, here's the number. This is the number of the house.

I'll go on in and start work. Start landscaping. No one was home, but that's all right. Driegan got hard to work and he realised he was at the wrong house. Oh, no. He's dug up half the backyard. Oh, no. I think we have some audio of Driegan here.

I get a text saying the address is 37. I word up the client and we'll come in with an excavator, wait at the tiler, pulled up the pavers. I'm going to find out there's a 37 all the way down there too. I've just gone to a complete stranger's house, pulled out their pavers, waited for the boss just to find out it's the wrong house. What a dragon.

What a dragon. So he's blaming it because apparently the way the street is set up, there was two houses with the number 37 on them. Yeah. Can I just say, if I made a stuff up like that and I was a trainee, I wouldn't put it online. I would not put it online because you live job to job.

If I see that Driegan up there with that video, I'm not hiring him. If he doesn't even know which house to landscape, he's not getting my work. The good bit is the person at the other 37,

which I assume is They got some free work. 37A, yeah, if he's pulled up your pavers, they've got to finish the job. You're going to end up with free landscaping. I mean, how good? Yeah. Yeah, I he's pulled up your pavers, they've got to finish the job. You're going to end up with free landscaping. I mean, how good?

Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be mad about that. Call Tyler because Draygan's just about to tuck into a week of free work on your front lawn. Yeah, look out. Yeah. I wanted to know from people, have you had a really big stuff up at work? And I feel bad for him because he's in the line of work

where it's going to come out of his pocket. That sucks, doesn't it? In those construction jobs, you're working job to job. The company doesn't hold any money probably, so he's going to have to fix it up himself. Luckily, he's got the skills to do it. He can get in there and fix it himself. And he's got his mate who's a tiler to help him,

which would be good. Get some outdoor tiling done. But yeah, yeah, sure Are you willing to share Your big work stuff ups with us? What was the big stuff up You had at work? Come on, share it with us

I worked at a radio station Where one of the interns Crashed the promo vehicle On the first day Turning out of the car park To go out onto the street What an idiot Who would do that?

Did you do that? Not on my first day Right But I did take off the mirror On the brand new promo car What an idiot. Who would do that? Did you do that? Not on my first day. Right. But I did take off the mirror on the brand new promo car. Yeah, right. It's a surefire way to get a hit in the industry. It wasn't my fault, though. Guy came out of nowhere.

If only you had a mirror or something to see him. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What big stuff up did you have at work? Brian Clint. A tradie has spoken out about how he had a massive stuff up at work when his boss sent him early to start landscaping at someone's property. He did that, no worries. He just was landscaping the wrong backyard.

He took a digger to someone else's yard and dug it up. Complete strangers. Can you imagine if you came home and your front lawn had been ripped up? You'd be like, I don't understand. Have we got beavers? Yeah, as long as you've got some new tiles or pavers, I'd be stoked. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's the big stuff up you had at work?

Jared's caught up. G'day, Jared. Hi, Jared. How are you going? Good, thanks. Thanks for sharing this afternoon. First of all, what do you do for a job? Back when I was a diesel mechanic.

Okay. Not doing that anymore. Oh, no. What happened? Oh, I just changed jobs. But I left a bung out of a diff and went along the road, dropped all the oil out and blew the diff up. And what sort of vehicle?

Like a heavy truck. And how much was the damage worth? About 10 grand. I'm going to pretend like I know everything of what you're saying. Man, you really bunged up that diff, didn't you, Jared? Yes, yes, I did. Or I didn't. Right, okay.

And we will believe you when you say that you chose to leave that diesel job of your own accord. Yes. That's totally fine. We won't pretend you were. Yeah, we fully believe you, Jared. Totally, Jared. We fully believe you. There's so many texts on this.

Someone said, my brother took a wrong turn in a truck in Auckland and he ended up near the Sky Tower holding up peak hour traffic for four hours. Yeah, that'll do it. You're like the Ever Given of the Auckland Motorway. Like a big container ship blocking up the... Yeah, right. Everybody in the city would hate you. Like every single person would hate you for that.

Oh, listen to this one. Someone said, I lost my boss's credit card going to the supermarket to run an errand. Everyone's Ubers were connected to that company card. So we had to cancel the card. And many people were angry at me for a long time. Yeah, you were at everyone's free Ubers. Ryan's here. Hi, Ryan.

G'day, Ryan. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you. What big stuff up did you have at work? It was a bit of a good one, actually. I'm from a border and we were taking down a jib in a room that was the communications room for the entire village sort of thing.

And as I was pulling down the ceiling, we were at three o'clock on a Friday thinking, oh, you're all good. I kind of slipped and smashed the... Man, I wish our communications centre wasn't so bad right now because we can't really hear what you're saying, Ryan. Oh, really? Yeah, it's not your fault.

We got some communications problem with our phones. Yeah, someone's had a big stuff up at work here. Just quickly, how much damage did you cause? What was the cost of the damage? Actually, I don't know, but we had about five fire trucks

and the whole place got evacuated. Oh, whoa, yeah, that's a big one. That'll do. Oh, Ryan. Maybe we can hear Matthew. Matthew, big work stuff up?

Yeah, what's up, team? How are you? Good, thank you, mate. What was the stuff up? Yeah, what's up, team? How are you? Good, thank you, mate. What was the stuff up? Oh, that's good. I'm a builder and we were working on a house down a long driveway and a concrete truck was coming down. He jumped out of his truck, forgot to put his handbrake on,

and he flipped his truck. And so the concrete truck just was there spilling out all its concrete all down some massive... He flipped a concrete truck? Yeah, yeah. Concrete truck was upside down. Wow. Sideways and all the concrete was spilling out.

Yeah, that's a... That's probably one of the worst trucks you want to tip, isn't it? You know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was quite surprising to sort of come around the corner and see a concrete truck upside down. Yeah.

I hope you guys wanted a concrete garden because you've got one now. Hopefully everyone was okay. That's crazy. This can't be good because our last person wants to remain anonymous. Anonymous, you're a helicopter pilot. Oh, no. What was your big work stuff up?

Well, I sprayed 10 hectares of the wrong block. Yeah, there was seedling pine trees and amongst some real long grass, and I took it upon myself to spray it. It wasn't actually on the map, but I just decided I'll spray it anyway because it'll look the same and evidently sprayed 10 hectares

of someone else's freshly planted pine tree. You killed 10 hectares of pine tree from a helicopter. Anonymous. Anonymous. I mean, how much did that cost? It was in excess of $50,000. Anonymous, with all due respect, can I say, you're far too casual for my liking to be a helicopter pilot

when you're like, I saw it, so I just sprayed it anyway. That terrifies me. That puts the shits up me big time. I think that shows initiative. Thanks very much. You legend. That's so, so scary. Did you have to pay the 50 grand?

Oh, no. The company put up for it. Oh, don't worry about it then. He just flew away. Let's just say I wasn't the flavour of the week. No. Free and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Here we go. Your birthday banger for a Thursday. We do this the same time. What? I was laughing at the Greta Thunberg thing.

Oh. Sorry, there's a text message that came in and Brie comes in the studio and goes, apparently Greta Thunberg's had a heart attack. Is this what it says on the text machine? I think the text is referring to the 10 hectares of trees getting sprayed. Yeah, that makes more sense. I hope she hasn't had a heart attack.

She's young. How bad will you feel if she actually has had a heart attack? I think that's talking about our environmentally destructive helicopter pilot from before. Anyway, sorry. Back to Birthday Banger. Amanda's here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, here. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda.

Hi, guys. What's your birthday, mate? Birthday is 3rd of the 11th, 83. All right, Amanda, you were 16 in 1999 on the 3rd of November. And was there a big hit in 99? Well, here's one. Oh, there was five. This is a feel-good, all-time classic birthday banger.

Amanda, do you love it? Love it. What am I saying? That's a great one, Amanda. Okay, wait there. We'll get a birthday banger on for Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie.

Hi. How are you going? Not too bad. Are you pumped? You're about to find out your birthday banger, Jamie. I am, actually. Yes, good. I listen to this like every day. Okay, perfect. I'm excited for you. What's your birthday?

26-07-1996. Alright, Jamie, you were 16 in 2012 on the 26th of July and in 2012, this hit the top of the chart. Wow. Jamie. I went crazy when that song came out. Did you? Well, you were 16

and it was the biggest song in the world. Hey, pretty iconic. Like, everyone knows that song. We get in a lot of trouble for this segment with Ross Boss, but we'd get kudos for playing that. That is legitimately one of his top five all-time pop songs. Is it? Yeah.

That was a good song. That was my favourite all-time song at that stage. At that time, yeah. Yeah, and you know what? I am not sick of it. Really? I still like it. Is that a contender for a winner?

It could be for me, yeah. Okay, all right. Well, we'll see how we go with Tamara's birthday banger. Hi, Tamara. Hi, Tamara. Hi. How are you, mate? Sorry?

How are you? I'm great, thank you. That's good. Tamara, what's your birthday? It's 14th of January, 83. Oh, you Capricorn. You were 16 in 1999 as well on the 14th of January. And in 99, this had a number one hit.

Oh, man. The Offspring. That takes me back. That is a throwback, yeah. This was a huge song. Do you like it, Tamara? Absolutely. Yeah, that's a great throwback.

Okay, wait there. This is going to be really hard for me personally because that song is quite important to me. It's part of my heritage because we used to rollerblade to that song. Oh, God. You do this to yourself. And I know the irony.

I know the irony of a bunch of white kids rollerblading to a song called Pretty Fly for a White Guy. I know. Oh, God. But I can't see past it, so I'm going to have to go out there and be true to myself

and vote for the offsprings Pretty Fly for a White Guy. I'm voting for the offspring. Oh, God. But I can't see past it, so I'm going to have to go out there and be true to myself and vote for the offsprings. Pretty fly for a white guy. I'm voting for the offspring. Oh, are you? Yeah. I was around in that time too, rollerblading. Oh. I didn't even need to tell the embarrassing rollerblading story.

Nope. Tamara, congratulations. You've just won a birthday banger. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Tell me, baby. Uh-huh, uh-huh. From the year 1999. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Here we go. Oh, yeah. From the year 1999,

your birthday banger today is The Offspring's Pretty Fly for a White Guy on ZM. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6 You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So don't defraud, play us straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway Gotta find a feel To keep it real

For you no way For you no way So if you don't break Just don't compensate At least you know You can always go on rickety late The world needs one of these Hey, hey, do that brand new thing

Yeah, they told me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh Yeah, they told me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh Yeah, they told me, baby Uh-huh, uh-huh And all the girls say I'm pretty fly For a white guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn't have ice cubes, so he bought vanilla ice Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass So don't debate, play us straight You know it really doesn't get in any way You gotta play the field, and keep it real For you, no way, for you, no way

So if you don't break, just overcompensate At least you know you can always go on and get laid The world loves one of these So hey, hey, do that brand new thing Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting inked done He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 Friends say he's trying too hard and he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting ink done. He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31. Friends say he's trying too hard, and he's not quite hip. But in his own mind, he's the, he's the Doobestrap.

Give it to me, baby. Oh-ho, oh-ho. Give it to me, baby. Oh-ho, oh-ho. Give it to me, baby. Oh-ho, oh-ho. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis. So don't you fake. Play it straight. ¡Suscríbete al canal! ZM Brand, Clayton the winner of Birthday Bagger is the offspring and pretty fly for a white guy.

Two 1999 tracks in Birthday Bagger today. I know, 99 was a good year. Yeah. Will Smith had an album in 1999, Big Willie style. Yeah, The Rainy Days Were Dying. That's in this song, is it? I think so, yeah. Damn it, I thought it was about to do the line.

Oh, when the rainy days are crying. I'm going to keep on, keep on trying. There it is. I'm going to keep on, keep on trying. All the bees and birds are flying. Bree and Clint. I'll be there for you. Yeah, Bree and Clint, that's Justin Bieber.

Have you just given up today? Oh, it's Bree and Clint. I'll be there for you. Yeah, Brian Clint, that's Justin Bieber. And hold on. Have you just given up today? Oh, it's Brian Clint. No, I was going to start with Justin Bieber's name. But then I was like, nah, you know what? Our name first. He gets enough. We go before the Bieber.

Yeah, we do. Well, in this house we do. You're in our house. If I was at a Justin Bieber concert, then... Then his name first. Yeah, but Justin Bieber, you're currently playing at a Brian Clint concert. So, wait your turn. Fair enough.

Look, this is very exciting. Everyone's probably seen it by now. The trailer has been released for the Friends reunion. It looks really good. It actually looks really good. We're really jaded and cynical because we've been talking about this for no shit, two years. And we're like, I don't even want to see it.

Then the trailer dropped this morning and I got all the feels and I'm like, I need to see this, I need to see it ASAP. It looked really good. One part, they redo the Friends quiz in the Friends show which, if you recall, it's the one where they're trying to fight over the good apartment.

Yeah, the boys try and get the girls' apartment. Yes, exactly. We thought we could, you know, reminisce a bit this afternoon, see who is the biggest Friends fan, you or me, Clint, and go head-to-head in a Friends quiz. I think each of us have seen the entire season about six times. Yes. So it should be a fairly even-weighted match,

except for the fact that I'm really bad with names. So you may have a slight advantage. Our quiz master this afternoon is producer Anastasia. And weirdly, she wasn't alive when Friends was on TV. Yep, that's a fair point. I've seen the reruns, though. Oh, yeah, Gen Z love Friends. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Gen Z do love it because it's timeless. Yeah, it is timeless. I've seen it like three or four times. There you go. All right, so how's it going to work? We'll just do some quickfire questions, five questions each. I'll go back and forth. And, yeah, we'll see who's the biggest Friends fan.

All right, quiz us up, Anastasia. All right, let's start off with Brie. What year did Friends first premiere? Oh jeez. I know this one. We talked about this yesterday Brie. 91. Incorrect. 92. I can't have the point

but can I guess? Yeah you can. 1994. That's correct. Wouldn't have known that. That's not a Friends question. It's literally a Friends question. About's correct. Wouldn't have known that. It's all right. That's not a Friends question. It's literally a Friends question. About the show. And let's segue into a question for Clint. What colour is Monica's apartment?

Ooh. What, the whole apartment? What colour are the walls? Purple. Correct. That's such an easy one. All right. Back to you, Greg. Here we go. It's a stitch-up. No, it's not. No, it's not a stitch-up. It's a an easy one. All right. Here we go.

It's a stitch-up. No, it's not. No, it's not a stitch-up. It's a bloody stitch-up. You've got one question wrong. Don't throw in the towel and claim stitch-up, all right? Monica dated an ophthalmologist named... This is such a stitch-up.

What was Monica's boyfriend's name? Oh, wait. What did you call him? Wasn't he a dentist? The proper term is ophthalmologist. Oh, wait. What did you call him? Wasn't he a dentist? The proper term is ophthalmologist. Oh, so you're trying to trick me.

Look, just say his name. Richard. That's correct. Not everyone's trying to trick you, okay? Played by Tom Selleck. This is what happens when you work in radio.

You're on edge all the time. Okay. Clint. Clint, what is Joey's name? Who dated a college student named Elizabeth Stevens? Ross. Correct. Brie, Ross says whose name at the altar in London?

Rachel's name. Correct. Clint, what was the occupation of Rachel's fiancé, Barry Farber? Oh, this isber? Oh. Oh. This is the first episode. He was a banker? Interesting.

He was an orthodontist. I was going to say dentist, so. He was an ophthalmologist. Yeah, what the hell is an ophthalmologist? I had to Google how to pronounce it. I don't know. Brie, who is Joey's agent? Oh, I love this character.

Estelle. Correct. Clint, Ross's first wife, Carol, leaves him for who? A lesbian. I'm going to need a name Mr. Can't name names guy Alright, who's it Brie? Kim?

No I can't remember What does it start with? It's S Susan Susan It was Susan So we're sitting at three points to Brie

Two to Clint Last question for you, Bree. Who was the last friend to find out... Actually, yeah. Who was the last friend to find out about Monica and Chandler's relationship? That was Ross. Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

Did you like your last question? I feel like we scored the same. No, you got four out of five. You've got three. And I've only got three out of five. What? Oh, you got one quick? Yeah, so if you... I can't count. Oh. You've got three. And I've only got three out of five. What? Oh, you got one quick. Yeah, so you get four.

I can't count. Oh. So Brie's one. Yeah. I got two wrong. Did you? Yeah, you got one wrong. Does it really matter?

Mate, you thought it was rigged against you. Now you think it's rigged for you. I told you, working in radio puts you on edge. So big news today. New Zealanders are set to get double the amount of sick leave that they currently get. Yes, because I currently have never taken a sick day whilst being here, so that really helps me out. Did you know that it accumulates? Oh, I would have so many days. Well, if you've been here for three years, you'll have 15 days, Owen.

Oh, stoked. Yeah, you should go on a full bender. I thought, because it is going up to 10 days, we're going to have to practice applying for sick leave. And to do that, you've got to call the boss. So I figure, let's call the boss and each ask for a

sick day. Not at the same time. No, not at the same time. You'll go first and you're going to tell Ross that tomorrow you're planning on having just a classic chronic diarrhea. Oh my God. It's so believable for me. Yeah, I know, but you're forecasting it. Okay. Hello. Look, just a bit of a quick heads up for you I'm going to this comedy thing tonight

And a few of us are going to Nando's beforehand I'm waiting for the gig, yeah No, no, no, this is actual serious And I like to eat the extra hot sauce there So I need to clear my schedule for tomorrow So I can't come in tomorrow You're such a dick You need to clear my schedule for tomorrow so I can't come in tomorrow you need to use the word violent it's gonna be it's gonna be real violent and in my bathroom it'll be very violent and I can't take that risk of coming to work

because that's not where I want to be in life at 30. Look, this is how much I love being in Anastasia. You do, because that would be unfair to bring that into the studio. That's what I thought. It's a small space. That's what I thought. So Bree can have a sick day? A shit day, did you say? Yeah, well, yeah.

Cool, that's all we needed. Thanks, Ross. Cool, see you. Thanks, Ross. Okay, cool. Okay, bye. Oh, it's so good from him. Well, there you go. You've got tomorrow off. Yes. I'd like the. Thanks, Ross. Okay, cool. Okay, bye. Yes, I've got from him. Well, there you go.

You've got tomorrow off. Yes. I'd like the day off too. Okay. All right, your sickness, and this is obviously straight after. You need to tell Ross you need the day off because you've got horrific hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids? Horrific, like you can't even sit down.

Hey, Ross, it's Clint. Yeah, it's Clint from, yeah, we're doing it again. Hey, I hear that you're giving Bree the day off tomorrow, which is fine for her, and I don't want this to encroach on her day off, but tomorrow I feel a horrific bout of hemorrhoids coming on, so I also need the day off tomorrow for my hemorrhoids. What's a poo thing?

It's all bum related. No, no, it's sick day related. Mr. Potter related news story? No, it's sick day related news. I'm just giving you the heads up. We're not coming in tomorrow, so deal with that. Clint's also got gout. Well, I know that one's factual.

And he drives his Audi and eats rich food. Cool. Thanks, Ross. We're good, man. We're good. We got what we need. Thanks, Gat. Ross was really funny today.

I'm going to try and hold it together for this next story. Okay. But it's very funny. So a lady named Maxine, she decided that she would get on the beersies and the wines and everything else. Nice. Go, Maxine. Yeah, and then hit up the kebab shop. Yeah, what a combo.

You know, I mean, who doesn't want to do that? The holy trinity, beers, wines and kebabs. We've all been there. We've all hit the kebab shop. Beers, wines, kebabs, I a combo. You know, I mean, who doesn't want to do that? The holy trinity. Yeah. Beers, wines and kebabs. We've all been there. We've all hit the kebab shop. Beers, wines, kebabs. I'm in. It's great. It's a great time.

Anyway, the next day she thought, oh, I feel terrible. I feel so bad. I probably should go to the gym and try and sweat it out. I never understand those people. I've never sweated out a hangover in my life. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. I don't think it works. You never understand those people. I've never sweated out a hangover in my life. Me neither. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. I don't think it works.

You just hung over somewhere else. And she decided she'd do a spin class. Oh, yeah. Okay. Which is super intense. Well, my thing is you're already dehydrated from your drinking. The spin class is going to dry you out like a raisin. Yeah.

And it also wasn't good for Maxine because something else happened. Oh, downstairs? She, let's just say the entire gym had to be evacuated because of Maxine. Right. Let's take a listen. Here's her account of what happened. This one time I went to a spin class after a night of heavy drinking and 4am kebabs. And I farted a fart that smelled so bad that girl threw up. And they had to evacuate the entire gym because they thought they had a sewage problem.

No. No. Maxine's cancelled. No. That is disgusting. That is horrific. What would you do if that was you? Oh, my God.

Would not own up to it, first of all. I would not. I'd be like, who was that? I just remember one of the craziest stories. You know what happened to me once? I was living near Sydney and we were meant to catch this flight and the flight was delayed. And I was like, oh, this is so annoying, whatever. And you know what happened.

You know why the plane was delayed? Why? Because apparently someone had done the most horrific, horrific business in the toilet that it stunk out the plane so bad that they had to go back to the airport. What, emergency landing? Yes. They had to emergency land the plane

so they could deal with the situation. None of this is okay, by the way. Okay, look, I know nature calls and I know that some things are uncontrollable. Sometimes it's not your fault. If you're at risk of doing an evacuation that causes an evacuation, don't leave the house. It's a great life motto.

That's your duty, okay? Yeah, it's a great life motto. It's like what Ashley Bloomfield says, stay home, save lives.