ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th November 2023

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

We talk to someone that got to party with Post Malone! Weird things that happened to you in Palmerston North.  Clint's Aussie experience.  Does a famous person follow you?  Bree's genius Christmas present idea.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM 3 and Clint. Hello everybody, what's going on? Welcome to the show. You got that breath first? Someone said to me the other day, they said, you're allowed to do the accent if you look like the person. Oh. I don't know if that is the rule by the way. So if you get cancelled for doing those

Bruno accents, don't come for me. Oh, that was Bruno. Oh my god, a video of him. Remember when he dropped from the ceiling at that awards show onto Eminem? Was Eminem in on it? Or wasn't he? Was anyone in on it? I don't know. With Bruno and

Borat and Ali G. Was anyone in on it? I don't know. With Bruno and Borat and Ali G, was anyone in on it? It didn't appear so. We are ready to go with another good show. We're going to get you along to Symphony in the Domain today. Plus all the news about Coldplay. I've just come back from Perth and seen Coldplay live in concert over there.

Wow, that is the biggest show on the planet at the moment. How many people were in the stadium? 60,000 people in the stadium, back-to-back night. So 120,000 people saw Coldplay in Perth over the weekend. That is huge. Yeah, and they're coming here to Auckland. That got announced this morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. All the details for that are up at ZM online,

but we will give you details and tell you how you can score some free tickets to Coldplay later on in the show. Today actually marks World Children's Day, celebrated on the 20th of November. And as per usual, we're going to kick off the show with Tradie versus Lady, but we're going to do a kids version. Yeah. To celebrate the kids. We know there's a lot of kids that love to listen to Tradie vs. Lady in the car.

They play along. So the questions are going to be kid... Focused. Focused. Yeah. They won't go towards the Tradie or the Lady telly. So we just want some kids. Some kids to play.

Yeah. If you're keen, you want to win $50 cash to put in your piggy banks. If you're a kid, give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM to play Tradie vs Lady. You children better know what the official cash rate is at the moment if you want to take out this game. Oh, don't listen to him. They'll be nice and easy-ish questions.

It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. It is World Children's Day today Ladies versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. It is World Children's Day today, and we know that there are a lot of kids that always love to play along with Tradie versus Lady. So this game today is catered towards them. Let's get some kids on to play. Our first caller is 10 years old.

They're from Auckland City, and they are one of five children. Welcome to the show, Ruby. G'day, Ruby. Hello. Hello. How old are you, Ruby? Ten. Oh, ten.

Clint said that. Yeah. Whereabouts are you in the kids? Are you the oldest? Are you the middle? Are you the youngest? I'm the fourth. Oh, you're the fourth one.

Okay, perfect. You're taking on our other competitor from Hamilton today. They're nine years old and they really like soccer and futsal. Welcome to the show, Lucas. G'day, Lucas. Hi. What position do you play in soccer slash futsal? I usually play in...

Pardon? Sport Attack. Nice. Yeah, attacking player. We like it. Guys, if you want to answer a question, just yell out your name, okay, if you think you know the answer to it. And today, the first person to get three correct answers is going to win the competition,

and you're going to get $50 cash. Sounds good? Yeah. All right, guys. Yell out your name if you think you know the answer. Here we go. Question number one. What is five times five?

Ruby. Yes, Ruby. Five. Yeah. She's away and she's flying. That's one to Ruby. Question number two. What food does Bugs Bunny eat? Ruby.

Yes, Ruby. Carrots. It is carrots. She's on the board with two. Okay, Lucas, you need this one here to stay in it, okay, buddy? Yeah. So buzz in if you know. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Yeah, you got that yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Ruby. Yes, Ruby. Justin Bieber. tell me who sings this song. Ruby. Yes, Ruby. Justin Bieber. It is Justin Bieber. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Ruby, you win the kids edition of Tradie vs. Lady,

but Lucas, we're going to make sure that you get a consolation prize as well. So stay on the phone and our producers will find something for both of you guys for playing. Thank you. Thanks for playing, guys. Happy International Children's Day. That was fun. Yeah, they were good. We should do that again. Ruby's a boss. Ruby bossed it, yeah.

Sorry, I was just texting someone about how I've just bought baggy cargo pants. Yeah, I noticed. Yeah, which makes me real Gen Z'd. Welcome. Baggy cargo pants. Yeah, I noticed. Yeah. Which makes me real Gen Z. Welcome. Baggy cargo pants. Welcome to the trend from two years ago. No, but also it's weird because it makes me a Gen Z,

but it also makes me a millennial because millennials invented baggy cargo pants in the 2000s. Yeah. And now we're like, oh, can we have our baggy cargo pants back? Newsflash, millennials. Yes, you can. You can have them back. You're not a Gen Z because Gen Zs were wearing them two years ago.

I don't care about that. Whereas the only ones wearing them now are us millennials who are like, ooh, nostalgia. Yeah, well they're ours. So, hands off.

Hey, we don't own a pair of pants. Hands off. Leave something for us. Don't get me started on Gen Alpha. Everything's baggy on Gen Alpha. Leave their children. Yeah.

Leave them alone. Yeah, back off. We'll get to them when they get to their 20s. Let's baggy on Gen Alpha. Leave their children, Gen Alpha. Leave them alone. Yeah, back off. We'll get to them when they get to their 20s. Let's pick on Palmerston North instead. Just kidding. We love you, Palmy. There's an American person who is living in Palmerston North

who posted on Reddit about a weird experience that they've had in Palm Vegas. Is that what we call it? I don't think so. Palm Vegas. Palmy North we call it? I don't think so. Palm Vegas. Palmy North. Palmy Naughty? Palmy North is my New Zealand hometown. Is it?

Yeah, that's what I claim it to be. You fuck a papa to Palmister North? Absolutely. Do you? Yeah, like I feel like if I was born in New Zealand and grew up here, I would be from Palmerston North. Palmerston North, you have my heart. They do.

So this is what they wrote on Reddit. This is an American person living in Palmerston North. Okay. They wrote, so I'm sitting at the traffic lights and I hear, hey, from the car next to me. And then the guy holds up a beer bottle and says, want a beer? This is a first for me.

Does this happen a lot in Palmerston North? I hope that wasn't the driver. The person being offered the beer was the driver. I don't know that the person offering the beer was the driver. Probably not if they're beside each other. Probably have to be a passenger to driver. But I don't know. It doesn't confirm.

Most people on Reddit commented with, no, that is not normal to be offered a beer while you're driving. The American person who posted it did not confirm whether they took the beer or not. Because you can kind of see that if you're from a different country and you don't understand the local protocols,

you might take the beer so as not to appear rude. But then you take the beer and the person goes, oh, shotgun. Scull it. And then they're like, I'm an undercover police officer. Oh, just kidding. Me too. Just testing the waters at the traffic lights.

I thought this afternoon we could do a different kind of phone topic. And, I mean, you will have had to have been there to be able to participate in this. Surely most people have been to Parmy North. Who hasn't been there? Most people have had a bender in Parmy North. We want to know on 0800 dial ZM or on the text machine 9696, what is the weirdest thing that ever happened to you in Palmerston North?

Specifically Palmerston North. Last time Bree and I went there, a woman called Brittany volunteered to take us on a tour of the city and she took us up a mountain to the makeout spot. She goes, this is where everyone comes to hook up with each other. Yeah. It's called Porkchop Hill. A lot of people get porked at Porkchop Hill. So do you have a Palmerston North story that you want to share with us this afternoon?

We'd love to hear your Palmerston North stories and don't hold back. Yeah. Yeah. We want to hear them. Palmerston North want to hear the stories about Palmerston North. We want to hear them warts and all. Did you get offered a beer at the traffic lights? Hey, Claude, can we please load Laura Daniels' Palmerston North song, please?

Yeah, perfect. That'd be good. It's all about, forget an American town, it's all about Palmerston North song, please? Yeah, perfect. That'd be good. Bree and Clint. It's all about, forget an American town, it's all about Palmerston North this afternoon. Or as we affectionately call it, P-Naughty. P-Naughty, that's the term we were looking for. P- I love this song from Laura Daniel and Stan Walker.

Is Stan Walker on this? Yeah, Stan Walker on it. Jeez. After an American man has been offered a beer at the traffic lights while he was driving, we're asking what's the weirdest thing that's happened to you whilst in The Mighty Manawatu. Let's go to Luke first.

Hi, Luke. G'day, Luke. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. You spent some time in P-Naught go to Luke first. Hi, Luke. G'day, Luke. Team, how are you? Good, thank you. You spent some time in Peanauty? Bit of a romantic, yeah. Yeah. Ooh, porkchop hill.

Too long-winded for you. Yeah. Started one fateful new year. I had some good buddies up there, so I went to party with them and met this chick and thought she was all right, but didn't really do anything about it. A year later, back up there for New Year's,

same group of mates, same shake. We end up adding each other on Messenger. And then the next night, I went out with this buddy of mine and we went to, there was a bar in the middle of town that had a whole bunch of pool tables at the back. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Had a couple of shots there.

Went to the Irish bar and then quite fittingly, out the front of it, it got to midnight. I had a really early flight the next day. So I said, look, I've got to call it, man. He wasn't keen on that. So we had a fight. He walked off. And the only other person in Palmerston North I knew was this chick that I'd met at the party.

So I messaged her. And she said, yeah, yeah, come around. So I thought, I better not go empty-handed. So there was a bottle store still open just after midnight there. I grab a six-pack, a bottle of vodka. I crawl through her bedroom window. Nine years later, we're married with a kid. Yeah, you are.

No way, Ray. Hey. Yeah. Oh, that is, I mean, I have a feeling that could be the Notebook sequel. That's all class, eh? That is all class. A man climbing through a bedroom window with a bottle of vodka and a six-pack in his hands. That is romance, if I ever heard it.

It's Parmy Kris Kringle. You never know what's going to crawl through your bedroom window on Palmerston North. You're the Palmerston North bachelor. You're the bachelor. What did you get her from Secret Santa? Actually, don't answer that. Thanks, Luke. Jeff's here.

G'day, Jeff. G'day, Jeff. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What happened to you in Parmy North? Oh, I don't know. It's going to be a hard-to-beat Luke story. G'day, Geoff. G'day, Geoff. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What happened to you in Palmy North? Oh, I don't know. It's going to be a hard-to-beat Luke story. That was a pretty classic.

Back when I was at uni, there was a place called the Fat Lady's Arms, and the Lions Tour was coming to New Zealand, and they were having a competition to do the All Black Harker in the pub and to get win-free tickets to to the Tessa Athletic Park. I was drunk as a skunk, stood up on top of the sin bin, had to deal with your trousers around your ankles and I completely forgot

the all-black harker. So I ended up doing my old school harker and everyone was just going, boo, boo, boo, and the guy goes, what the hell was that? I said, that was the first ever all-black harker done by the originals in 1896.

Everyone looked at each other and went, whoa, and everyone cheered and gave me the tickets. You bullshitted your way to free tickets in. Exactly. Jeff, way to think on your drunk feet, my friend. Beautiful memories of a beautiful place. Thank you, Jeff. Delightful.

No worries. There's a lot of text messages that we can't read out, including someone who hotboxed their car on the Esplanade and a police officer knocked on their window

and just laughed. And said, time to move on, lads. He was like, shock, boys. So, yeah, we've got to get back there. We haven't been back there

since the Venute. We haven't been back to get back there. We haven't been back there since the Venute. We haven't been back to Palmerston North. We haven't been back there since they crowned a RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under winner from Palmerston North. That's right. Spanky Jackson still resides in Palmerston North. Someone's just texted in late and they said, I went to Palmerston North for a boys' trip.

The first bar we went to was having a pyjama party. I had to get naked to get in because clothes weren't allowed. It was pyjamas or nothing. Surely. Sounds normal. Sounds like a perfectly normal night out. That's why they call it P-Naughty. That's exactly why they call it that.

Speaking of P-Town, just this morning I've flown back from Perth. I was lucky enough to go and see Coldplay perform their world tour in Perth over the weekend. Have you been to Perth before? Never been to Perth. Jeez, it's good. So far. It's so far and that's the big barrier for people like

yeah, but it's so far. Beautiful weather though in Perth from what I've heard, what I've seen. But Italy's far and people still go there. I mean, it's true. I'm not comparing Perth to Italy. No, you just did so far. Beautiful weather, though, in Perth, from what I've heard, what I've seen. But Italy's far, and people still go there. I mean, it's true. I'm not comparing Perth to Italy. No, you just did. But. You're saying Perth was that good, that it was just as good as your honeymoon you had in Italy.

It was better. My wife wasn't there. No, I'm kidding. It is great. It's a great place. It was 35 degrees, but not to sound too cliche, it was a dry heat. It was 35 degree dry heat.

It was delightful. Yeah, no, Western Australia, very dry heat. The humidity's more in North Queensland. Correct. You know, higher in North Queensland. Correct. We had a day off yesterday after the show, and so we went out to the beach,

to a beach called Cottesloe in Perth. And I just, not to give you my holiday diaries, but I had, I think, maybe my most Australian experience of all time. Why? What happened? Did you burn the soles of your feet on the sand? No. Because that's the true Aussie beach experience. No, it was actually beautiful white sand.

It wasn't too hot for my feet whatsoever. It was nice. No, but when it's hot, the sand can burn your feet. Right. No, well, the sand wasn't the risk. The risk was we were about to get in the water and a siren went off. Shark siren. Everyone just ambled out of the water like, oh, okay, time to get out of the water.

And I asked somebody, I said, what is going on? They're like, this is a shark siren. There's a shark in the water. Don't worry, there's shark nets. Yeah, but everybody had to get out of the shark net too. Yeah, just in case. In case the shark does a free willy and dives into the shark net. I went and talked to one of the surf lifeguards and I said, what's the deal?

He's like, oh, shark spotted at the bay around. So we're putting the chopper up. We're going to just monitor it. They nuke it. When it swims off, we'll let you back into the water. They drop a bomb on it. Yeah. Yeah, they just pew.

They do not. They don't. They just watch it on it. Yeah. Yeah, they just pew! They do not. They don't. They just watch it until it swims away. But everyone just headed back onto the beach. And then I said, how often does this happen? And he goes, oh, once a month. Okay. But everyone was very chill with it.

Everybody knew exactly what was going on. And they just headed up to their towels and sat there. And then after about 45 minutes, you just heard the siren go boop, boop. And everybody knew what that meant and they went yay little tennis clap and then they just walked back into the water I was like you don't know that the shark is

gone they just can't see it anymore us Australians are such dumb dumbs aren't we well it wasn't I didn't see it as dumb I was just like it's just part of part of our life I obviously have had that happen to me where I've been at a beach That was dumb. I was just like, you're just like, oh, yeah, it's just part of our life. Like, I obviously have had that happen to me where I've been at a beach.

It's pretty, not super common, but it is common. Yeah. I ain't getting back into the water, though. Oh, I got in the water. Oh, I wouldn't be. I didn't think I had a chance for a swim yet. The shark spoiled my swim, so. The nets only go so far down.

Do they not go to the bottom? That's what I was wondering about the net. Oh, I mean, all the nets are different. To be honest, though, if I'm a shark, I can get through a net. If you really want. If you really want to. If you're a 12-foot shark, you can do whatever you want. And guess what? If there's some yummy, yummy Australians in that net, I'm getting in.

The flags to a shark is like a buffet. They round up all the humans. Oh, thanks. You put them all in one place for me. That's actually what I was here looking for. Nah, it's pretty safe. It is pretty safe. Like the lifeguard said, they're pretty onto it these days.

They've got the helicopters and they've got the cameras. And a lot of the sharks that do come in close to the beach in Australia are all tagged. Oh, okay. So they can see where they are. They had like 50 of the little nippers as well, like the 12-year-old surf life-saving trainees. Send them out.

They'll deal with the shark, you know. They're all there with their boards ready to go and their little hats. Anyway, bloody good. If you get the chance. If you've got a spare seven and a half hours, fly to Perth. Just pop over to Perth. You won't regret it. Last Thursday, Friday's Live went down at Spark Arena.

What a line-up. What a great show. Such a great show. It was so much fun. On the bill was everyone from Travie McCoy to Jojo, Boys to Men were there, Kelly Rowland, Jason Derulo, and of course, Flo Rida. One of us on this show has made friends with one of the stars

that was performing live. Yes. I think we did this in a two-part reveal. Yes. The star who has decided to follow a member of the Brian Clint show is Flo Rida. They've reached out, they've gone

you're my type. You're my people, I like the cut of your jib. I even heard that the person from the show that they have followed touched Flo Riders' hand on the night. There's video evidence. They were bragging about getting Flow Riders' sweat on their body. Yeah, they haven't washed their hand since.

Flow's flow. Don't call it Flow's flow. Flow's flow. Flow's juices. Okay, enough suspense. There are four members of this show. There is Bree and I. Flo? Flo's Flo. Flo's Juices. The, okay, enough suspense, okay? There are four members of this show. There is Brie and I, and then behind the scenes,

there is our producers, Ella and Claudia. Will the person who is now friends with Flo Rida please stand up? Oh, I'm standing. It's very visual. It's producer Claude. It's Claude. Claudia. What the hell happened, Claude?

So you have posted this video of where Flo Rida does this bit in his set where he goes out into the crowd. He's on the shoulders of one of his team members and he's high-fiving people and he's, you know, giving. He's singing and he, like, hopped into the crowd at one point and was, like, kissing people on the top of the head. It was pretty wholesome. It's very fun.

Yeah. Kissing people on the top of the head. Yeah. Like he's the Pope. Like a little, just on the top of the head. Yeah, yeah he's the Pope. Like a little, just on the top of their head. Yeah, yeah. It was really cute. And at one point he was on the shoulders and he's going straight past you

and you filmed this video where you put your hand out and he high-fived your hand and then you turn your hand around and you can see that it's glistening with sweat. And you can hear me over him going, he touched me! He touched me! So how did it come that he decided to then turn around and follow you on instagram he was reposting a bunch of things and i was like sick yeah i want to be reposted and i realized i had a great video yeah and i was like he's gonna love this and i hadn't tagged him so i went back like maybe an hour after i posted it tagged it didn't

think anything of it. And it was the next day that I saw more stories were going up, more stories were going up. And then this notification came through going at official flow, started following you. And then he reposted my story. So he followed me first. Are you sure it's him? What's his Instagram? It's definitely, it's got the blue tick.

What is it? It's like Jet Set 1, but it's at official underscore flow. There's a blue tick. It's not a period undies company or something? Nah, it's definitely him. Definitely him. The big question, Claudia, Flowrider, who, can I just say, Flowrider only follows 7,372 people.

It's a very exclusive club. Have you looked at who he's following? No, I haven't. I had a quick look because I was like, what list am I in? And he's got Shaggy, obviously. Jack Harlow. And then it looks like the rest is just ladies.

Damn. Hot ladies. And I'm one of them. Yeah, line up. The big question is, Flowrider follows you. Do you follow Flowrider? I do now. You're going to go and follow him now.

You didn't. I did after. I wasn't following him. But I do now. It wasn't a thing when he was like popping off back in the, you know, early 2010s. Yeah, I didn't have social media. Have you guys chatted yet? Instagram wasn't a big thing.

Nah, but should I send him a message? Yes. What should I write? We had success with this when Channing Tatum started following Brie. Brie messaged him and he messaged back. And then Brie messaged him again and... And he left me on scene. He left you on scene.

What do I call him? Like Flo or Mr. Ryder or... Hello, Mr. Ryder. Hello, Mr. Ryder. Hello, Mr. Ryder. Maybe Big Daddy? No. No? Okay. No, don't do that.

That's like a second message kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then say to him, I know how to drive a manual. That'll get him. That's what guys like. Want to come take a ride. Ooh.

Yeah. So I'm bad at this stuff. No, do that. Do that. Let's see how it goes. No, do that. Do that. Let's see how it goes. It'll stand out. We want to ask this afternoon, like Bree with Channing Tatum and like Claudia with Flo Rida,

does a really famous person follow you on Instagram? Who's the most famous person that follows you? Somehow I'm on Rose Matafayo's close friends list. Oh, yeah. I think I'm on there accidentally, so I don't like to talk about it too much because I don't want her to realise. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, we discussed before, is Miranda Kerr a thing in New Zealand? Yeah. You know, she follows me on Instagram. Why didn't we go to Australia and try and find Miranda Kerr? Mate, we can go next year if you want. Oh, AndrewDarles.com.

This is just a chance for you to have a brag this afternoon. We want to know who is the most famous person that follows you on Instagram and why? How did it come about? How did it come about? I'm so interested.

We'd love to hear your stories. 0800DARLS.M or text them to us on 9696. We won't even make you prove it. Nope. Brianne Clint. Right now we're asking

who's the most famous person who follows you on Instagram after producer Claudia scored a follow from none other than Flo Rida That's one to tell the grandkids about Yeah that's in the diary And then you run the risk of like because we're saying Brie and I are saying you should message him

You don't want him to realise that he followed you by accident No that wasn't an accident You don't want him to realise that he followed you by accident. No, that wasn't an accident. Oh, I'd say you don't want to give him the opportunity to unfollow you. True. Should I delete the message that I sent? No.

What did you send? I just said hi. Just hi? No, not just hi. But I didn't want to do the thing that you said where I can drive him in your car. Send him a selfie. Send him a cute selfie.

All right, I will. Yeah, just you smiling with the little piece. Did you call him Mr. Flow or Mr. Ryder? I called him Mr. Ryder. Mr. Ryder. Yeah, we're not on a first name basis. No, yeah. No.

So we want to know, Bree's got Channing Tatum. Who's your most famous person that follows you? Bear's called up. Hi, Bear. Hi, Bear. Hi. Tell us, Bear, who follows you on social media? Well, it's none other than your friend, Cam Mantle.

Really? Cute. We've been friends for a few years now. Yeah, nice. Nice. Have you collected anybody else from the ZM alum? Like, have you got Fletch and Vaughan or anybody else? No, but if they do want to follow me, I mean, feel free to.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Send me a message. I'll follow you. We're an easy get. Thanks, Bear. Let's go to Jack on our 800 dial feel free to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Send me a message. I'll follow you. We're an easy get. Thanks, Bear. Let's go to Jack on our $800. Come on, Jack.

Give us some real star power here. No shade to Ken Metzl. Who's the most famous person that follows you on Instagram? The Blue Man Group. The Blue Man Group. Wait, remind me who. Oh, the Blue Man Group. I kid you not.

Do they really? Yeah. In my year six disco, me and the boys decided to go as the Blue Man Group. And a couple of days later, they somehow followed me on Instagram. Did you tag them in a picture of you guys? I must have.

You must have, right? And looking back on it, we actually looked really stupid. Like, we had blue paint in our eyes and everything. Are you blue? Is that why, like, are you a part of the Blue Man Group, or they just decided

that you were cool enough to become a part? Yeah, I thought they were pretty cool, so they must have thought I was cool. Okay, well, that's the biggest celebrity we've got so far, so thank you, Jack. Someone texted and said Nicki Minaj added them on Snapchat. That's big.

That is big. That's big. Something that is just as big says here, they didn't follow me, but I posted a digital drawing of a fantail on Instagram and Vivo Hair New Zealand liked it. What's a digital drawing of a fan towel got to do with Vivo Hair Salon? I don't know, but

they obviously appreciated the art. No, you're right, it's a win. Take it, it's a win. We'll take that. Let's go to Anonymous on our 800 dials at M. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi guys, how are you? Good, thanks. You must have some serious celebrity clout if you don't want your name identified within this topic. It's not really me, it's my

daughter and that's why I didn't want to mention her name because she's not here at the minute. I don't want to do it without her permission. Fair enough. But about four or five years ago, she was just on Instagram, and she got a like on one of her posts. At the time, she was on one of those accounts that are unfiltered or anyone can look at things.

Okay. I was like, oh, my God. And I checked it out. It's a black eyed peas. It had a verified blue tick. And then it was really weird. So over the next year, like they continued to like her post. Now, at the time, whenever she got the first like, she wasn't following them.

No. Yeah. They just like randomly found her account. That's so random. Had she posted anything to do with the black eyed peas? No, not at the time. Hadn't put their song in her Instagram story or anything like that? I don't know if she could do that then.

I don't know, maybe she did. But yeah, it was so weird. And she's just a regular cute, teeny teen. Who do you reckon it is? Do you reckon it's Will.i.am or Apple.dapp? It's Apple.dapp. Yeah, I mean, I feel like Will's got bigger things to do. He's busy. An's Apple Diep. Wouldn't it be? Yeah. I mean, I feel like Will's got bigger things to do. He's busy.

Anonymous. It's shade. Could it be? It wouldn't be Fergie, eh? Nah, Fergie's too busy cartwheeling. She left. Yeah. She left.

Or it could be Taboo. Could be Taboo. We've narrowed it down, Anonymous. It's either Apple Diep or Taboo. I'm taking Apple. Okay, sweet. Yeah. That's so cool, though.

I'd love that. Imagine being a teenager and seeing that. As a mum, I'd be a bit weirded out why one of the Black Eyed Peas was liking my kids' pictures, though. You know, my teenage daughter's pictures. They were cute. They were cute pictures.

Yeah, fair enough. There you go. Fuzzy G. I think Flo Rida wins I think I mean Flo Rida Claudia I think you win For the day

I think you're the most Celebrity followed person On the team at the moment I think I'll take that It's big My quest is to get Acon Oh that's a good one Yeah

If anyone can hook us up Next year Friday's live Yes Gotta touch his hand Brian Clint Let's play Guess the Noise It used to be It used to be

It used to be Guess the Voice Until It got too hard To find celebrity voices Is this easier Producer Claude To find noises

Yeah it actually is Because I was thinking Just like Apps and Like technology It could be anything It could be anything We thought it would be like

Door slam Or car horn But no Last week Claude put in the Wilhelm scream. And we all learned something. Didn't we just? We would never have got that. So here to play with us and win some KFC

is Ashley. Kia ora Ash. Hi Ash. Hi. How are you? We're good thanks Ash. You'll be on my team okay? Yep. It's when you there's KFC my friend. And Carl you're joining team Clint. Kia ora. G'day Carl. Kia ora. Okay we're going to do thisFC, my friend. And Carl, you're joining Team Clint. Kia ora. G'day, Carl.

Kia ora. Okay, we're going to do this thing together. We're going to get you some KFC for dinner, Carl. Uh-huh. Oh, good confidence. Yep, we're into that. Okay, Claudia, give us the setup. Give us the spiel.

So this is Guess the Noise. Pretty self-explanatory. I'm going to play a noise. It could be from a TV show, technology, maybe even a meme. You just need to buzz in with your name, and if you can tell me what it is, I'll give you a noise. It could be from a TV show, technology, maybe even a meme. You just need to buzz in with your name and if you can tell me what it is, I'll give you a point. First team to three points will win. Let's do it. Let's go. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.

Good luck. Here's your first noise. Clint. Clint. That's the friends clap. It is. Yes. Shot. So recognisable. You can hear it, eh? Oh, stop.

How many claps is it? Are we all going to do it? Four. Four, right? Don't stop at that. No. We are good. So I did five.

Ella? No, there is five. No, there's four. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's four. We're not going back down this road again. Let's go to Carl and Ashley. You weren't even there for Friends at last.

You weren't even alive. You weren't even born. I'm the biggest fan. You were born in 2001. Turn her off. Sorry, 2000. Turn her off. All right, guys. Ashley, Carl, it's your turn. Buzz in Sorry, 2000. Turn her off. All right, guys.

Ashley, Carl, it's your turn. Buzz in when you know. Here's your noise. Don't. Don't. Oh, my gosh. No idea. It's from a TV show.

Don't. What? Don't. Don't. Yeah, Carl, say Carl. Don't. Buzz in, Carl. Sentence? Yeah, Carl. Say Carl. Carl. Buzz in, Carl. Carl, say Carl.

Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl, say Carl. Say the word Carl. Oh, Christ. Ashley, buzz in, Ashley.

Steal it. Hello. Hello. Ashley, buzz in, Ashley. Steal it. Hello. Hello. I don't know. Okay. I'm going to give the point to Carl. He had it. He so had it.

Yeah, he had it. Is he still there? Carl, are you still there? Yeah, he is. He's back. Carl, when you want to answer one of the questions, you've got to buzz in with your name Carl, okay? I don't know. you could hear me.

Oh, okay. How is Lenny, Carl? There he goes. There it is. Carl! All right, let's go again. Okay, that's two points for Team Clint. Bree and Clint, this one is for you guys.

Bree. Bree. That's a Nokia 3315. Oh, bonus point. Boom! Brie. Brie. That's a Nokia 3315. Bonus point. Boom. God. That's ringtone. That's ringtone. It's pretty polyphonic for a Nokia, isn't it?

Wait, what? It's pretty... What's that word mean? You know when ringtones... Speak English. Can you say that? You know when ringtones went from just being beeps to actually sounding musical? Yeah.

Remember when you get your ringtone and it was a polyphonic ringtone? You had to pay extra for it? You had to pay like three bucks for it. Nokia were the leaders. I just carbon dated myself, didn't I? They were the leaders in telephones. All right, let's do another one. Yeah, Ashley and Carl, this one is for you guys.

Come on, Ashley. Buzz in with your names so you can tell me what this is. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. That's 420, isn't it? It's like scuba diving underwater. It's a good guess, but this one is specifically from a movie. Carl, you know it?

That's Star Wars. Yeah, I'll give you that. Yeah, that's Darth Vader's breathing. God, it's so weird when you hear it just isolated. Yeah, it's gross. I don't like it. No, I would never. I thought that was Brie vaping.

And that was the wind just then. Was it? That's a win for Team Clint. Some good sounds, Claude. Well done, Carl. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you. Yep.

No worries, Carl. Seamless, that game. I'm still rocked. I'm still rocked by the fact that Ashley said she had no idea what... Don't! Don't! Is it Simpsons, no. People aren't watching that.

And Ella thinks there's five claps in the friend song. I mean... One, two, three, four, five! It's one, two, three, four. Okay, wait. Give her one chance to do it. No one do it apart from Ella. Don't stuff it up.

One, two, three, four, five! No. I read it. I read it. I read it in an official friend's book. You did not. What? You did not. I did.

Brian Clint. One of the greatest rom-coms of our time, Clint, and you probably haven't seen it, is He's Just Not That Into You. Is that the one with Ben Affleck where he smokes the cigarettes? That's it. You haven't seen it. I have seen it. Bradley Cooper is the one with Ben Affleck where he smokes the cigarettes? You haven't seen it. I have seen it. Bradley Cooper is the one smoking.

I was so close. I think I have seen it. Oh, my God. He's just not that into you. You haven't seen it. It's a great film, fantastic film, and the premise is exactly in the title where they talk about signs that he's just not that into you.

There's a dating expert that has posted a video breaking down different signs that show that he is just not that into you. And I thought we could go through some of them. Yeah. And I feel like it'll be helpful for some people trying to decide whether someone they've been seeing... Yeah, don't they say your friends, mean well, and they'll gas you up,

and they'll say, oh, no, it's just because of this, and it's just because of this. Not me. Actually, they should be straight up with you and just say, hey, I just don't think he likes you that much. I'm brutal. Yeah. I'm like, move on.

Okay, so let's go through these signs then. Okay, this is the first one. Number one is when they only weekend or night text you. That's their fun time, and that's their time that, you know, they don't got much going on. They could be looking for something, looking for some fun. If they text you at night, it's a booty call. Yep, booty call.

They're not serious about you if they only have time for you at night times or weekends. What if they're nocturnal? What? What if they're nocturnal? I mean, if you're dating an owl yeah well maybe you know what if i don't know how many owls you've dated i agree if you get the text you up he's into you but not for what you think he's into you for no yeah okay let's get another one number two if all

you see is his bedroom he just wants to hook up and he is not bringing you out on dates he is not showing you his friends he's not bringing you to dinners if he's not doing that he doesn't want you to see that or be involved with his life yeah yeah yeah like if he's not like inviting you to dinners or to meet his friends or even to the living room to watch a movie yeah then if the dates exclusively begin at his room like there's no relationship It's not a serious relationship and if you're in it for fun then great then that's fine. If you're in it for something

serious, move on. Okay, next one. Number three, if he's a bad texter, any guy will text you and find time and make time to text you if they want to and if they're interested and if they want to pursue you. And if not, they'll call call you and if they don't and he's a bad texter no sweetheart he's not a bad texter he's just not that interested in you there's no such thing as a bad texter that really isn't if someone is keen on you it does not matter what they're doing unless

they are in a submarine where there is no reception. Does this rule transcend romantic relationships? Like if a friend doesn't text you back, does that mean that they don't care about you as a friend as well? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, unless they have ADHD, which... Okay, well, what if you're dating them and they have ADHD? Then is that an excuse too?

Not an excuse. Oh, right. Because even if you have ADHD, if you're dating them and they have ADHD Then is that an excuse too? Not an excuse Because even if you have ADHD If you've got Romance overrides it If you're keen on someone You will remember to text them When it comes to ADHD it's the two R's Romance and Ritalin

That's what you look for And last but certainly not least If he isn't making real plans with you and booking in advance at a dinner or planning when the next time he's going to see you, if he's interested in you, he will make that plan and pursue it and do something special for you

because he wants you to be his. Yeah. It's true. That could have all been condensed down to if he only texts you for sex, he's not that into you. That's the gist of it, right? Yeah, pretty much. But I mean, been condensed down to, if he only texts you for sex, he's not that into you. That's the gist of it, right? Yeah, pretty much.

But I mean, it's good to get specific. Yeah, totally. There will be people listening going, oh, right. Right, so that makes sense. Just go through your text message conversation. Go through the last 10 text message exchanges you guys have had. It's very easy to do.

You should be able to tell if that person is into you. There's time codes on all those texts. Exactly right. And just see what times he texts you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Cheers to Big Barrel, where mates look after mates. Yeah, celebrating Big Barrel's birthday.

If you win Birthday Banger with us today, you're going to score $100 cash. That's right. Thanks, Big Barrel. We're going to hook someone up this afternoon. Let's start with Steph., you're going to score $100 cash. That's right. Thanks, Big Barrel. We're going to hook someone up this afternoon. Let's start with Steph. Hi, Steph. G'day, Steph.

Hi. Oh, my gosh, turn it down. Hi, how are we doing? Good, babe. Are you okay? Yeah, my daughter's fine. I want to listen. What's your daughter's name?

Maya. G'day, Maya. How are you? She can't hear us because mum made her turn it down. Oh, no. Gutted. Hello, Maya. How old are you?

I'm eight. Eight. Well, soon in eight years' time, you can do your birthday banger, okay? She's like, soon? That's my whole life. That's like double. That's all the time. I know.

Steph, it's all about you right now. So give us your date of birth and we'll do your birthday banger. I'm the 22nd of the 1st, 1991. All right, Steph. That means you were 16 in 2007. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. That I see the lights around. Banger

From the key ways evermore Coming straight out of fielding God, I love that song. Do you remember that one, Steph? Um, yeah. She's not into it. I love it. They're friends.

They're friends. They're friends. Okay. Yeah, okay. All right, wait there. Let's do a birthday banger for Nicole. Kia ora, Nicole. Hi, Nicole.

Kia ora. How was your weekend, Nicole? Good. Good, thank you. Did you get up too much or just relax at home? I had a friend's hen's do so it was fun. You had a hen's do? That's why she's being cagey.

Oh. What happens if the hen's do stays at the hen's do? I see, Nicole. We won't ask you if there was a stripper or not We will assume there was Nicole what was your birthday my friend 6th of November 1985 Alright that means you were 16 in 2001

And let me take you back to your 16th with this one It's a bit of Mary J. Blige. Love it. Such a banger, Nicole. Can't go wrong with that song from Mary J. That's very 2001. One more for Laura. Kia ora, Laura.

G'day, Loz. Hello. How was your weekend, Loz? Not bad. Get up to anything exciting? I actually went to the Christchurch races. Did you? A little bit.

Did you wear a fascinator? I'm not one of those girls. Yeah, I've never been one of those girls. It catches the spew. If you spew at the races, you get caught. Hard to get through the mesh, eh? Yeah. Hard to get through the netting.

All right, Laura, well, tell us your birthday. 18th of August, 1997. All right, that means, Laura, well, tell us your birthday. 18th of August, 1997. All right, that means, Laura, you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th, this was number one. I love this man, Rita Ora. Yeah, vintage Rita. It's a bit of Rita Ora. You like that, Laura?

You're right. It's not bad. She lives. You like that, Laura? You're right. That's not bad. She lives in Point Shev in Auckland now. Yeah, round the corner. Okay, wait there. Laura from the Christchurch Racers. I'm going to vote for the Evermore song. Even though Steph didn't enjoy it, I'm going to vote for it.

Mate, I'm right there with you. We're on the same page. Steph, you've won Birthday Banger and $100 cash thanks to Big Barrel. Woo-hoo, thank you. Oh, Steph, there you go. You have to like this song now. Yeah, we're paying you to like it. I'll sing it.

Yeah, you'll sing it. You can use your Mates Club account when you shop at Big Barrel and get rewarded. Big Barrel, where mates look after mates. Here is your Birthday banger from 2007. Oh, what a chain. And the old TV One ad. This is even more on ZM Brian Clint. I see you by the water.

Your toes dipped in the sand. I thought that it was over. Brian Clint. ZM Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger Today from 2007 for Steph is Evermore and Lights Surrounding You. What an absolute tune. There's a TikTok during the rounds at the moment. And they do all the time when people go, I was today years old when I learned this. And some of them I'm like, yeah, duh.

There's a guy on TikTok that his whole account is I was in my 30s when I – I wish someone had told me this before I was in my 30s. Yeah, yeah. And some of them I'm like, that's not true. Just because someone's told you that now, it's not true. Where they're like, the hole in the middle of the pasta spoon is a measurement of pasta. That is a coincidence. They didn't put that hole there. Can be though. No but

I mean could be. Yeah but. Have you done the research? No. Yeah. I don't actually have a spoon with the hole in it. Don't you? No I've only got wooden spoons. Oh you need to get one. In tongs. In tongs. Right. For the spaghetti. Anyway it's not about me. Have a listen to these ones.

See how many of these you're learning about today for the very first time. I didn't know that everyone experienced deja vu and when I started experiencing, I thought I was slowly developing a superpower. I didn't know that blankets don't produce their own heat. I didn't understand in movies when children grew into adults

that they were two different actors. I thought the movies just had to wait all of those years for the child to grow up. I didn't know that cars needed oil changes until after I'd No, wait, this person's just dumb. This is so buzzy. I'm not joking. On Saturday, I put on the movie, the fantastic film, Suddenly 30 with Jennifer Garner. Yeah.

That stars her, like there's obviously someone that's cast as her younger self when she was 13 and then she grows up into Jennifer Garner. My partner and I were sitting on the couch and my partner goes, so it was right at the start of the movie where obviously the kid is acting, not Jennifer Garner. Yeah. And my partner goes, oh my God, Jennifer Garner is so cute as a kid. Shut up.

And I went, you know that's not her, right? Did she think they filmed it over like a 25-year period? And then I go, you know that they cast a young actress that looks like Jennifer Garner and that's not actually Jennifer Garner. And she goes, oh, I just thought it was a really old movie. Oh, my God, maybe it's more common than I'm thinking. Maybe I was being too critical. And then someone goes to me, one of my friends that night,

goes, I was so gutted when I heard the news that Tina Turner had died. I thought the car lady had died. Oh, Tina from Turner's. Yes. Not the same person, guys. Thankfully, Tina from Turner's. Is alive and well. She was on Taskmaster.

She was so funny. Bubba is her real name. Okay. There's a slightly different flavour to how I thought these were going to go, but yeah. There's something that I have an actual one of these. Something that I was today years old when I learnt that a SodaStream bottle has a use-by date on it. Did you know that, producers?

You told me that last week. Blew my mind. They have a use-by date on the bottle, kind of like a pillow, how a pillow has a use-by date on it. Wait, Claudia, are you just finding this out? Is it written on it? Yes. On the pillow?

Yeah, the pillow's on the tag and the soda stream's on the bottom of the bottle. Oh, my God. Underwear? They're good. They never have a use-by date. They don't expire. I'll admit to one that I was last year years old when I realised that the water needs to be boiling

before you put the spaghetti in. I used to put it in cold and then turn the element on and I thought it would melt down as the water got warmer. You really have no idea in the kitchen, do you? And I had half-cooked pasta, so I was really cooked down one end and not cooked down the other. Oh, my God. Spaghetti's such

an easy thing to cook, too. I know. Especially when you know that you have to boil the water first. Oh, my God. Oandred Diles at M, what's your one? What's the thing that you just realised? What are you today years old when you learnt? Do you look silly?

But at least now you know, right? Yeah. You know? It's fine. At least you've learnt it now. And you can move on with your life smarter. Bree and Clint. We're being very vulnerable this afternoon.

And admitting the things that we didn't know that we didn't know. After this TikTok has gone viral. I didn't know that everyone experienced deja vu. And when I started experiencing, I thought I was slowly developing a superpower. I didn't know that everyone experienced deja vu and when I started experiencing, I thought I was slowly developing a superpower. I didn't know that blankets don't produce their own heat. I didn't understand in movies when children grew into adults that they were two different actors.

I thought the movies just had to wait all of those years for the child to grow up. I didn't know that cars needed oil changes until after I'd owned one for a year. The kids in movies one is the weirdest, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Like, come on one is the weirdest, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Like, come on.

Well, that and the blanket one. You thought the blanket produced its own heat. Oh, no, that one I don't think is as silly. Really? Like an electric blanket? I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it. But then when she said it out loud, I was like, whoa.

So we're asking you to admit the thing you didn't know that you didn't know. And Sophie's called up. Hi, Sophie. G'day, Soph. Hello. Tell us, Sophie, how many years old were you and what did you learn? I was 30 years old and I learnt that ponies are not baby horses but they're a different species entirely. I feel like

you can get away with that one. I feel like. No, no, no. Really? No. It's like saying a Shetland pony is a baby horse. Well, careful. You're about to teach Sophie something else as well. Sophie's like, what? Sophie's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's like saying a miniature pony, a miniature horse is a baby horse. I was trying to make Sophie feel good. Sophie knows how dumb it sounds, eh Sophie? I do now. Yeah, she knows. She does now. Thanks Sophie. Very brave, very honest. We've all had those moments. This one has blown my mind and I don't really feel like fits in this category

but I'll read it out anyway. Ready? I was today years old when I figured out that in rural areas, your address is how far away you live from the end of the road. So if your address is 350, it means you live three and a half kilometres from the end of the road. Well, you lived rurally. Is it true?

I don't know. I've never measured. Like, my old address was 424. So does that mean I live 4.24 kilometres? Well, there probably wasn't 424 houses on the street, so it could be true. Oh, my God. That's blowing my mind.

Can someone corroborate that for us? That has blown my mind. Wait. I could do it on... Okay, so the main road of my parents' new place is very close, and we're 1-1-1. It's true. Just Google Schmapser.

Yeah. It's so true. Lexi's here. Hi, Lexi. Hi, Lexi. What did you didn't know that you didn't know until you knew it, and how old were you? So I was 25,

and I found out that the numbers on the toaster is the time that it goes for, not the level of toastiness. Yeah, it's the minutes, eh? Yeah. That one got me. About two years ago, that one got me. Got me too. Don't worry about that, Lexi.

I was like, what? Yeah, I thought it was just the level of toastiness. Well, technically it is the level of toastiness because it's five minutes toasty, six minutes toasty. Wait a second. It is. It's both. I always thought it was the level of toastiness because it's five minutes toasty, six minutes toasty. Wait a second. It is. It's both. I always thought it was the level of brown.

Yeah, yeah. Like how brown do you want it? Like do you want it at a six or do you want it at a four? How brown do you want it? I just thought it was like the heat of the quills, but obviously I was wrong. Thanks, Lexi. I'm with you, Lexi. Michael's here.

I know 800 dials at him. Hello, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hey, guys. G'day, g'day. G'day, g'day. What is the thing for you that you didn't know that you didn't know? I'm actually being vulnerable on behalf of an ex-girlfriend.

Okay. That's very brave of you, Michael. That's so nice of you, Michael. Hi, Lucy, if you're listening. She's throwing the name out, too. We're cool. We're cool. We're cool.

We're cool. So we were going out, and I was either mid to late 20s, and she told me that she thought that service stations had to be built over natural oil repositories. What, she didn't realise that they go in there and they dig a big hole, put the oil tank down there? I think it was an unchecked belief she had from when she was a kid, like five years old

She never had a reason to recheck it. No, and I can see why a kid would believe that. Yeah, if a parent has told her that, I mean that's on the parent But it was about time that she learnt the truth. Well, the petrol does come up out of

the ground, so she could be excused up until about the age of 17 I reckon she could be excused. Yeah. Well, the petrol does come up out of the ground, so she could be excused up until about the age of 17, I reckon she can get around that much. Yeah, I think so. Thank you, Michael. And shout out to Lucy if you're listening. Shout out to Lucy, who's probably filling up her car right now as we speak.

This one has also blown my mind. I need to read this out. I was 23 slash 24 when I learned that haschem was not the German universally accepted word for warning. It was just a shortened word for hazardous chemicals. Yeah. What? What, are you learning that too?

Yeah. I didn't know what hazchem meant. Oh, really? Nah. Wow. I just kind of always knew, oh, don't go in there. There's hazchem in there. Don't go in there.

That's hazchem. It's hazchem. I knew kind of always knew, oh, don't go in there. There's Haskem in there. Don't go in there. That's Haskem. It's Haskem. I knew it was something bad. But I didn't know what. Someone said, yes, the address thing is true, by the way. That. So we're getting it backed up. That's such a good one.

Finally, George is here. Hi, George. Hi, George. Hey, team. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, George, what was the thing that you learnt later on in life? It was actually my nephew.

I was watching a movie with him. He was 20 years old. And the credits came on at the end of the movie and it said, cast in order of appearance. And he turned to me and said, who gets to decide who's the most attractive person and gets to go at the top of the list? In order of physical appearance is what he thought it was.

Yeah, he thought it meant... So he turned to me and he said, look, Richard Armitage is a good-looking guy, but I don't think he was the best-looking person in the movie. Wow. I would have never thought about it like that. Isn't it incredible that someone else's mind can just get it so wrong? George, what is your nephew doing now?

Well, he's living in England now and he probably doesn't know that I'm calling about him. We'll make a video of it and then you can send it to him. I love it so much. You should have let it roll and just gone, well, let's do the movie in order of appearance, then let's rank every member of the movie, according

to you. Yeah, right. Well, he said to him, he was like, Richard Arbitage was pretty close, but not quite right. What movie was it? Do you remember? No, I can't remember. Some movies would be hard, wouldn't it? In the order of appearance. And then you'd be like, is it from best to worst or from worst to best? He really wanted to know who was the person who got to make that decision, though. He was like, but who gets to do that? It's obviously the director.

The director's rolling in there, making those big decisions. There you go. There are so many of these still coming through as well. Someone said, I'm 60 and I just learned the toaster thing now. There you go. We're teaching people some things. Someone said, we're two 30-year-olds and we thought that when you have a vasectomy, nothing comes out. A lot of people.

A lot of people. A lot of people. I mean, it can happen. It can happen. Brian Clint. Stick with us right now because I'm about to blow your mind with a genius idea. Okay. Like strap in. No, actually, I'm not going to overhype it.

No, no, no. I'm actually having second thoughts because Christmas is coming up and I like to be creative around Christmastime. I always say to people it's not how much you spend on the presents, it's the thought that goes into a present. Yes. And I feel like I'm on to a winner. Producers, I feel like you're going to be on board with this,

but maybe I'm wrong. I can't wait. Maybe I'm wrong. So, you know, around Christmas time, obviously, you have quite a lot of people that you don't buy gifts for. Yeah. And then you've got friends and family that you will buy gifts for, but it can get really expensive.

So people end up making homemade marmalade or they might bake a bunch of cookies. Yeah, gingerbread men. Or maybe a fruitcake and they'll give them out to a few people. I've got a great idea. Okay. It all started about two months ago when my partner and I were discussing

funny things that we'd seen on the internet for some reason and we started talking about what we wanted to get my friend Dan, our really good friend Dan, who's been on this show before. We love Dan. He's come over for a bath unannounced.

He's eaten a whole bag of marshmallows. Our friend Dan loves a good, funny, you know, story. And I said to my partner, I said, what if we, for the next couple of months, take a photo of our two dogs every time they do a poo. Oh, my gosh. And we have it turned into a calendar. Oh, my God.

That we give to our friend Dan for Christmas. A dog shit calendar. I love it. Is it a different dog shit every day? Yeah. So I'm planning. These are the photos I've got so far. Disgusting.

So that's Whitney. And then there's some of, that's another one of Whitney. She's looking at you like, why are you photographing me? There's one of Meryl. This is for a gift for a person that you like. Yes. Right. But here's the idea, guys, and let me know if it's fun.

I'm thinking I'm going to get these mass produced, so you guys are all going to get one. Oh, I want it. Can't wait. I'll have it. I knew you guys would be keen. Are they very expensive to produce? I don't know.

I need to look into it. Yeah. Because I'd be willing to forego one. You're not keen? Well, where am I going to put it? need to look into it. But if they're like... Because I'd be willing to forego one. Like if... You're not keen? Well, where am I going to put it? Wait, hear me out. In the bathroom.

Because what I'm planning, it's quite hard to be on the lookout for when they're going to do a poo and get a great photo every time. But obviously I only need 12. But here's my idea. So it's a poo a month, not a poo a day. A poo a month.

Okay, all right. Yeah, not a day. God, I thought it was like one a poo a month, not a poo a day. A poo a month. Okay, all right. Yeah, not a day. God, I thought it was like one a day. No, no, no, no, no. I only need 12 photos. But here's the idea. Here's the idea. So for the Easter month, so Wednesday, I mean Easter changes,

but for Easter month next year. April-ish. Whatever dog I can get bunny ears onto, I'm going to do that and then capture them, you know, and get her, like when she's doing a poo, she'll have the bunny ears on so that'll be Easter. And then for Santa, dress them up as Santa. For December. Guys, I think I'm on to a winner.

I'm going to give this to my mum for Christmas. You can sell these big time. You can make money. I can't figure out if your mum would be into it or not into it. I think... Because there's a chance she could really love it. Yeah, in a weird way. But she doesn't want that in her nice new house. I just think

I just think there's a lot of work that's going to go into this, right? It's not easy capturing these moments. It's better than what I thought it might be. Because I thought it might be a month of pictures Of you doing a poo Oh that could have been

Because there's a lot of people who would take a picture of what's in the bowl And then make that Don't, please don't I could throw one of me In there for good measure On your birthday month You could be January Guys, funny, yes or no, should I continue on with this?

Because at the moment I've got a lot of photos of my dogs pooing on my phone. Yes or no, thumbs up or thumbs down? It's making you happy, so I say thumbs up. Yeah, thumbs up. I say. There'll be Black Friday sales to make your calendars as well. Guys, I hope I get all of you in the secret Santa for work. You can say on the cover, I give a shit about you.

Twelve months of poos. Ho, ho, ho. Guess who's floating around Auckland City at the moment the day before, actually a couple of days before his Auckland show, Post Malone. Spotted down at the viaduct in Auckland last night at Danny Doolin's. Legend.

What a legend. Danny Doolin's, if you've never been there, is an Irish bar. They always have live music and it's like, it's where you go if you're going to have a big night. So I'm not surprised that Post Malone turned up there. However, if I was in the bar, I would be very surprised to see Post Malone in there doing some karaoke like this. Singing Sublime with the band. Imagine you've gone to Danny Doolin's on a Sunday.

There's Post Malone up on the karaoke. What would that feel like? What was he like? Well, we have someone who was there at Danny Doolin's last night who partied with Post Malone. Welcome to the show, Rachel. Thank you. When we say party, we don't just mean that she was there.

I've seen the selfies of you and Post Malone in Danny Doolin's, Rachel. How good? Yeah. What were you thinking when he first showed up in there? Were you like, this has got to be a prank. Where's Ashton? Yeah, well, so we walked in, and he was just sitting there on a stool,

and I was with my friend, and I was like, that's Post Malone. And she's like, no, it's not. He wouldn't just be there. And I was like, that's definitely him. I feel like he's got pretty distinctive tattoos on his face. You still wouldn't just be there. And I was like, that's definitely him. I feel like he's got pretty, like, distinctive tattoos on his face. You still wouldn't believe it, though. You still wouldn't.

Yeah. Yeah. Just in the Vidak. Because most celebrities, when they come to the country, they will go to Waiheke Island or they will go. They'll keep a low profile. Their record company will, like, book out a whole restaurant for them. Postman Alone's like, nah, screw it.

We're going to Danny Dolan's. Rachel, I've seen footage of you where you're actually singing songs with him. What was he like? Was he in good spirits? Oh, he was great. He was just having so much fun and he was just sitting on the stool sort of just singing with the band and he was even shouting out requests. One of the requests was Peaches, Justin Bieber. So he sang for you guys. We just heard him doing Sublime.

Did you, Rachel, sing for Post Malone on the karaoke? I did, actually. What did you sing? Mountain Mama. Oh, Country Roads. Take me home. That's the one. Beautiful.

Are you going? So it's tomorrow that he plays the Outer Fields in Auckland at Western Springs. Are you going to the show? I'm not. I wish I was. Did you not? You got your selfie? You sang with him?

You didn't? She got a free concert last night. She doesn't need to go. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Also, what were you doing in Danny Dolan's on a Sunday night, Rachel? I'd rather not speak about that. Sort your shit out, Rachel.

Well, no, don't sort your shit out because you got to meet Post Malone. That is incredible. That's a once in a lifetime That is such a good selfie for the gram Well done Rach. We're stoked. Thanks for sharing with us. Nice work Rach. Oh thanks Thanks guys. If you're going to that show tomorrow you're in for a real treat. He is such well seems like such a great guy

I've seen him live. He opened for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. One of the best live performers I've seen in a long time. Brian Clint. And that is the end of the show. Remember, if you want to score one of the first double passes to go and see Coldplay live at Eden Park here in Auckland next year on their Music of the Spheres world tour,

go and check out Zedium on Facebook right now. There's a double pass up there that you can win. We'll hook you up, hopefully. Such a great show. What's everyone watching now? Because I feel like a lot of shows have wrapped up. Yeah, I ran out. I've run out of shows.

I've run out of shows, and I'm looking for something else. I'm on the hunt. I'm on the TV show hunt. Well, we just finished selling Sunset, which if you like that show, that new season's pretty good. Yeah, it's all right.

For trashy reality TV. Bit of a mindless watch. What else did we watch? Oh, we watched the Robbie Williams doco. Watched it's all right. For trashy reality TV. Bit of a mindless watch. What else did we watch? Oh, we watched the Robbie Williams doco. Watched it. Very good. Yeah, no, but other people might not have watched that yet. I watched it.

Okay. Ready, see if you can name something that I have not watched yet. No, that won't be possible. Why do I watch so much stuff? I don't know. And I can't sit there and be like, I'll watch one episode and then I'll leave the rest for tomorrow. Morning show, obviously excellent. Watch it.

I know you've watched it. I've watched it. Have you watched Lessons in Chemistry yet? Watched it. With Brie Larson? Watched it. On Apple TV? Watched it.

Really? Yes. Because I love Brie Larson. Yeah. Have you watched Shortland Street? Watched it. I'm up to date. Maybe you should go and watch from the start.

Mate, Shortland Street hooks me in. I'm up to that. Maybe you should go and watch from the start. Mate, Shortland Street hooks me in. It hooks me in hard. There'll be some nights where obviously I'll get home and I catch the end of it and I'm like, jeez, I'm hooked. There's always an episode of Coronation Street or The Chase going around. Oh, The Chase. Yeah, no, I do. There was an episode of The Chase literally last week. I think it was on Friday. And I read the article when the actual episode went to air in the UK. But it was an episode where one of the questions was,

who is the Labor candidate in the suburb of Mount Albert? In Auckland. In Auckland. In Auckland. In New Zealand. Yeah. And the young girl goes, Jacinta Ardern. Oh, that was controversial. And then they didn't give it to her because it was Jacinta Ardern.

They didn't give it to her. That's bullshit, Bradley. Mate, how incredible that she even knew who it was. Give it to her. Brian Clint, we'll get you back tomorrow. Have a great night, everybody. Bye. Bye, guys.

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