ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th October 2025

Episode Date: October 20, 2025

Clint's first cry of '25.  Does your name perfectly match your job?  Is the bush back?  We tested Mumma Di on how she pronounces certain words. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. Guys, I'm losing my voice again. No, you can't lose your voice.
Starting point is 00:00:25 I've just come back with my voice. Oh, mate. Big weekend. I actually think I actually think I've got a little. little bit of the long COVID, eh? Do you? I'm just self-diagnosing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Or I had a... It wouldn't be the hens do. Or I had a big night out. Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be the 2 a.m. text messages you were sending me on Saturday, would it? Was that at 2 a.m? Was that long COVID? Part of it. Keeps you up, hey.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Yeah, part of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of the symptoms is getting on it. So long as one of us has a voice at all times, we'll stay afloat. We'll keep the ship afloat, you know? we should move on I reckon it'll be fine Oh with the show
Starting point is 00:01:03 Yeah with the show Yeah with the show Yeah yeah With the show on the road Fun show today Someone is getting deep inside our Lord box We are going to give away two tickets Two spots to one person
Starting point is 00:01:13 Who's offered something cool To be in the box with us And here's the fun part You can still enter Yes You can still enter our box If you want to Our box is wide open
Starting point is 00:01:21 All you have to do is text Lord and what you will bring To our Lord corporate box and you'll be in the draw. Ella and Claudia, you're going to come in our box, aren't you? To Lord? Yeah, I'll be coming to the box. Yeah, yeah, nice.
Starting point is 00:01:34 They've been bloody raving about it. They're like, we, if other people get to go and bring Clint's box, then we would need to be there. Oh, we wouldn't have it any other way. I don't like to get left out. No, neither, yeah, yeah. Lord is the key word, and the thing that you'd provide to 9-6-9-6 to sweeten the deal, one person getting called back at 5 o'clock today.
Starting point is 00:01:56 We'll call three people this week and let them know. Hey, you're in. You're in, baby. You are in our box for the Lord concert. Trady versus Lady where the scores are tight again. 8786 in favour of the Trades? Yeah, the Trades had a good win on Friday. Can they back it up today?
Starting point is 00:02:13 0800 dial Z-M if you want to play. Play Zatem's Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Yes, if you are keeping scores, so are we. The trade is on 87, the lady's on 86. Our lady is calling from Tohunger today. She has 29 and her child wanted her to call through.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Welcome to the show, Hookie. Hello, Hookie. Are you there, Hookie? I'm here. There you are. There she is. What's your kid's name? Elias.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Elias, cool name. Okay, well, you're welcome to work together today, Hookie. and Elias, you're taking on our Trady from Auckland. He is 32, and he first tried a Jaeger Red Bull at the age of 25. He's late bloomer. Welcome to the show, Sam. Gidday Sam. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Still drinking him today, Sam? Nah, they're shit. Yeah. Blue V is where it's that, mate. Oh, Blue V. Blue V, shout out. Blue V's not going to get you drunk, though, is it? Oh, it's what you mix it with.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah, exactly. Blue V and vodka. Is that what you're having, Sam? Yeah, okay. That sounds like an awful night and a worse morning to me. Sam, your buzzer is tradie. Hooky, your buzzer is lady. First of three wins $50 cash from KFC, guys.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which pop star is former Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, rumoured to be dating. Is it Sabrina Carpenter, Katie Perry or share? Lady. Yes, Hockey.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Sabrina Carpenter No Worth a shot, Sam Sorry, what were the other two? Katie Perry and Cher Katie Perry Good answer It is Katie Perry
Starting point is 00:04:07 One to the Trady's question I'd love to see it if it was Cher Yeah I mean Shere's boyfriend is younger than him Is he? Yeah, Shire's boyfriend's 37 Or 38 I'm pretty sure Justin Trudeau's like 54
Starting point is 00:04:20 Too old for Shire How old is Shire? It's like 78. Yeah. Question number two, what sport does Roger Tui Vasyshek play? Trady. Yes, Sam. League.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Yes. It is Rugba League. Wow, two to the Trades. You need this one hooky to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you think you know who sings this. NOS please, somebody help me, yeah. She's pretty famous
Starting point is 00:04:55 Who sings it? Oh, my God, oh, my God. What? Okay, Sam? Rihanna. Yeah. It is Rihanna. Oh, done, that's the one.
Starting point is 00:05:06 But... It's a Monday. 16 seconds to pick a Rihanna song is criminal. Hey, that's okay. Hookie, call back and play any time. I feel like you've got the vibes now. Okay. Yeah, thanks, hookie.
Starting point is 00:05:25 And Sam, well done, mate. You're a tradie versus lady champion. Yeah, on you, Sam. Sweet, no worries. Not before that one, eh? Careful, mate. You almost didn't get the Riena song, you know? Hey, I still got it.
Starting point is 00:05:37 You still got it. You can buy a lot of blue V. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go buy yourself a slab of blue Vs with your 50 bucks. Yeah, mate, I'll do that. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Claudia, you said that you met someone on the weekend that has the perfect name to what they do for work.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yeah, you meet some funny characters in town. So I was out Saturday night. You just get to talking to people, you know, the people that are around and you... Maybe if you're single. Yeah, you do. Were you on the prowl, Claude? I'm always on the prowl. That's my secret.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Did you pull? No, I did not pull. Oh, guts. Or did I? I'll never tell. Tell us. Tell us. Tell us. I never kiss and tell, guys.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Oh, 800 dials at him or text her on 96696 if you hooked up with producer Claudia on the weekend. Oh, this would be fun. Whoa, full board of calls. Whoa. That's crazy. Anyway, I got to talk to these lovely guys. They're from Invercargall and it's so cute.
Starting point is 00:06:35 They're up here for James Blunt, which is happening this week. Oh, yes. Is the James Blunt concert this week? It's tomorrow night, mate. Is it? Yeah, that's going to be a good time. I love that Du Bois are up from Invercargo for James. Blunt.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Most blokey group of boys. But we got to talking and one of them, he was telling us about his sister, who was a police officer. Okay. Turns out their family last name, yeah. Officer. So she is officer, officer.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Isn't that insane? Is wild. When you started that story, I thought, could it be a constable? I thought I was thinking handcuffs or cuffy for short. Yeah, yeah, that one's a bit of them. I was thinking, yeah. So was he an officer too?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Yeah, he was also an officer. And a gentleman? And a gentleman. Was he wearing his uniform? No. He's not an officer. Oh, he's just, he's an officer, but he's not an officer. His sister is the officer.
Starting point is 00:07:35 They're both officers, but she's the officer. Yeah. What sort of job does he have? Does he have an office job? I know what his favorite show is. We thought we could take some calls this afternoon From people whose name matches their job It's like the time the guy that we were getting
Starting point is 00:07:56 He was coming over to do our lawns Because it was all dying And his name was Doug Doug the lawn guy Yeah Doug the lawn guy It's brilliant Yeah My friend was telling me she knows a nurse
Starting point is 00:08:08 Whose last name is nurse Nurse Nurse Nurse Nurse No That's pretty good She's born for that job My sister last name Thompson dated a guy in high school last name Barfoot
Starting point is 00:08:19 Barfoot and Thompson No way That's awesome In this text I hooked up with Claudia on the weekend Photos or it didn't happen They also said she was the best of ever had Yeah
Starting point is 00:08:33 She promised me tickets to the James Blunt concert She said You want Blunt at Blunt Let me be blunt More like hello my lover 0800 dial ZM or text 9696 if your job matches your name or someone you know's name goes perfectly with their job
Starting point is 00:09:00 Why do these bring so much joy? Like they bring so much joy when the name of the person matches their profession. It's so satisfying and you wonder were they born to do that job or do they do that job because of what their name is? Got a really interesting text. This is quite fascinating. Someone said it's actually called nomative determinism, which is the hypothesis that people's names can influence their career choices.
Starting point is 00:09:27 It's actually science. Yeah, right. So you're subconsciously always thinking about it and you move towards it, like a baker. Yeah. Or a... Candlestick, Meg. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:41 So here are the best ones that we've received in the text machine. How many good ones. I work for a timber company. We have a guy who works with us whose last name is Wood. Great. Nice. Great. That's what did you say, heteronormative sexualization of the name.
Starting point is 00:09:55 That's what it was. Is that the term? Spot on. Yeah. That's crazy how word for word you just did that. Someone said, this is another wood one. They said, my friend Riemu is an arborist. Brilliant.
Starting point is 00:10:09 That's so good. He was born to do it. He was. I went to school with a guy who became a chocolate tester. His name is Toby Lerone. No, it's not. I nearly said the F word there. I can smell bullshit a mile off.
Starting point is 00:10:21 That same person, that same person, text through this, which definitely tickled our pickle. But we know it's not true, but this is very good. They said, my friend from school became a chef, and her name is first name, Lizzie, last name, Anya. Lizzie Anya, the chef. No. That's my dream.
Starting point is 00:10:44 That's my dream name. I want to change my name to that. My friend knows an old guy named Stu who works in a soup kitchen. I choose to believe that one. I like that. Someone said, my great grandpa was a doctor. His last name was Blood. So he was Dr. Blood.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Dr. Blood. I mean, it doesn't get better than that. My friend's dad is a fisherman. Last name, fisherman. Is that real? Is that real? Someone said... You couldn't do anything else.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Could you? You couldn't. Yeah. You'd have to be a fisherman. Name, fisherman. Job? Fisherman. No, no, I've got that.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I've got your name. What's your job? Fisherman. And what do you do? Fisherman. Fisherman. Someone said the PE teacher at our school is named Mr. Stretch. Oh, perfect.
Starting point is 00:11:32 That's quite good. Yeah, yeah. There's a dude who does the ads for crank it cycles here in Parmy, and his surname is Pidley. That's awesome. I love that one. Crank it, but. Someone said, I know a nasty optometrist whose last name is frame. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Frame? Are optometrist doctors? They're not, eh? Like our dentists are doctors. Denters, doctors. That was karma. Oh, optometrist doctors? Get off the radio.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I had a heart operation and my surgeon's name was Dr. Heaven. No, no, you don't want that. You don't want that? You don't want that. You don't want that. Someone else said, I know someone. named Brie who works at a cheese factory. That's so good.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I know someone called Brie who's allergic to dairy. Oh, that poor girl. It's you. I know. My mate is in a family business. They do refrigeration and aircon, family business. His dad's initial is D, and their family name is Frost. D Frost.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Defrost. In the refrigeration business. See, that's the only thing he could do. He had to do it. Derek Frost. Someone said, I know Doug the grave digger. No, you don't. And he worked with Bernie in the crematorium.
Starting point is 00:12:51 No, you don't. It's just good though to read out. I know someone with the last name, Sergeant. They are in the military. They are Sergeant Sergeant. Which is the same as the dude's sister that Claudia was hooking up with. Officer, Officer. Yeah, Officer, officer, officer.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Officer. Oh, my God. Look at all the new ones that are coming through. I mean, and to be honest, what about I know a surgeon named Dr. Nobs, he's a urologist. No, you don't, no. If that's true, though, if that is true, that might be my favourite one of the day. Not a job thing, but I worked with a heather leather. That must have been hell for leather to be named heather, heather leather.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm just going to go on Facebook and see if I can find Lizzie Yarnia. Because I'd like to be friends with it. Liziana, yeah. I know a funeral celebrant named Mary Death. Mary Death. She also used to work at the hospice. I don't know about that one. I don't know if I believe you.
Starting point is 00:13:55 I believe that one. I reckon, yeah, I think that that one's real. I knew a girl called Fern Archer. She worked at Hunter Furn Furniture. Do you reckon that's real? Fern Archer. Are we getting more gullible as we get older? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yeah Someone said It's not quite what you're after But I know a guy named John Butt He's a driller And his company is called Butt Drilling I have heard that one before
Starting point is 00:14:27 That's good I think that one is real I know a veterinarian called Cat Schmeller What's wrong with your cat? I don't know That's why I bought it here Smeller
Starting point is 00:14:39 Give it to me Let me smel her Do you want to diagnose this or do you just want me to smel her? Bring her over. Oh, give her a shmell? What about, I know a gynecologist named Fanny? No, you don't. Okay, wrap it up.
Starting point is 00:15:03 We're good now. I reckon that's real. Deep breath. everyone. Oh, that was a good time. Earn Archer was my favourite. No, Lizzie Arniew. Guys, big news.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I had my first cry of 2025 today. About time. It's October. Yeah, I had my first of my biannual cries. I cry twice a year on average. What is it? You only allow yourself two cries a year. No, it's not that it's what I allow myself.
Starting point is 00:15:34 It's just that's what I average, you know? You said, as soon as it get past two, you feel a bit, ew. No, the word I used was gay, but not in a derogatory way, you know. But I had it. Today, I cried. Congrats. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Really good. Thank you. Thank you, safe space, isn't it? I don't sit out to make myself cry. I'm not one of those people who goes, oh, shit, I need a really good cry. I don't know when they're going to come. Wait, are people doing that? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Sometimes you have to, like, strategise. Yeah, I know girlies who schedule in a good cry. Makes you feel better. Not me. You know it's coming. I just let them. flow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:10 You know? When they happen, they happen. Whenever they happen. Although sometimes I do hold them back, like when my partner and I are watching a movie. Yeah. And I know she'll judge me if I cry,
Starting point is 00:16:19 so I try and hold them back. Sure. I know some people use the scheduled cry as like a pressure release valve because they know if they don't have the scheduled cry, it's going to come out later at work. At a bad time. Is that true? Yeah, they'll get some cry from work.
Starting point is 00:16:32 When you say you had a cry, yes. Was it a legit cry or was it like, you know, a little pathetic cry? like one tear and you count that? No, there were multiple tiers. Okay. It was full leakage freakage.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Noise? No, no noise. I'm not a weeper. Was there a quiver of the lips? Like the liltern? No, a lot of sniffles. There were tears on my pants, on my trousers. Clint would sound like this.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Like through his mustache, you'd be like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it happened. Oh, for what? We need to know. Oh, okay. there's this Oh no
Starting point is 00:17:11 No it's good It's good Okay It's good It's good Well no it's not good It's terrible It warrants a cry
Starting point is 00:17:17 It warrants a cry I help out with this This charity That helps families At Christmas time And they get us to go in there Once a year And this year
Starting point is 00:17:25 They gave me a letter From a child to read Was this Oh man And I lost it So I know Oh Clint
Starting point is 00:17:34 I thought you just stubbed your toe Or something No No no no No, it was an emo cry. Yeah. So, anyway. Did you feel like you had to cry, though, in front of the people that gave you the letter?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh, it was a performance of cry? They were filming me. Yeah. But you know me. Wait! Yeah. Was it a genuine cry? You know, me, I'm not that good an actor.
Starting point is 00:17:54 No, you are. That's not a joke. I was being filmed. Oh, my God. On camera. So it's on camera, yeah. I can't make the tears come out on purpose. Be honest with me.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Yeah. Did a party you go, oh, would be. good footage if I did cry part of me did go I've done the best one part of me went as far as connecting with the charity which is called the kindness collective
Starting point is 00:18:20 by the way shout out kindness collective great people I did feel like maybe I was the best like you're going to be the lead person in the video like maybe they'll show that to the other people that go in there to film videos and be like this is what Clint did
Starting point is 00:18:34 if you could aim for something close to this this will be able. Holy shit, Clint. Anyway, my question for you guys as regular cryers was do you think that because I've gone past my six-monthly cry limit, like this cry is three months overdue. Yeah. Do you think I've
Starting point is 00:18:51 opened the floodgates and I'm just going to piss my face at the job of a hat for the rest of the year? Like the rest of us. Yeah. I don't think it works like that. I hope it for you that I feel like crying for you might be quite cathartic and helpful. It was. Yeah. It's quite exhausting crying, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:19:06 It's very exhausting. It's quite a whole body experience, the old cry. That's why you have to strategise for like an afterwork cry, not a before work cry. You know where it's a great place to cry? Yeah. In the car. Oh, on the drive home. Like, but night time, not a daytime because people can see you.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I know. At the light, someone is stopping in the car next door. I know that I've had a car cry before because, I mean, I can almost remember. I could probably name you all of my cries. Can I just say? Yeah. That is. wild to me. I still can't
Starting point is 00:19:38 wrap my head around. You've been there for two of them. Two of my cries? Yes. One was just out there. I can name you all my cries. Yeah. The good thing about a car cry put the windows down. Takes away the puffiness of the eyes right away. It is fresh air. Actually that's quite helpful.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Thank you. Now I think you're either someone who cries often. Yes. Or you're someone that I think you're just built that way. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, so you reckon it's not going to...
Starting point is 00:20:09 I think it can change, depending on the stage of life you're in. Oh, totally. Kids changes the game, big time. Yeah. Having kids. Did it change it for you? Yeah. So, wait, so you, did you never used to cry?
Starting point is 00:20:23 No, not really. What, like, ever? No, not really, no. I had a funeral, yeah. But I'm not a monster. That blows my mind. Yeah. Anyway, cry stats, I'm biannual.
Starting point is 00:20:35 What are you? Oh, once a fortnight. I knew that once a fortnight. Ellie, you're once a week, aren't you? Not at the moment. I'd say fortnightly. Okay, you sound like you're on the verge of tears right now. And Claudia, what's your cry stats?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Oh, once a day. Some of them are happy cries, some of them are sad cries. Once a day? Yeah, I've watched a lot of dog videos. Have you heard today's cry? Not today. No. There's still time.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Hey, the day is young. And the tears be flowing. There is, Brinclent. Hey, I've got breaking toaster news. Big news in the world of toasters. And before I give you this news, I know you've just bought a toaster, Bree. You've just reinvest it. Yes, I've been very invested in the toaster world and what's going on in Toaster News.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I've just recently bought a KitchenAid toaster. Yes. I love it. At my recommendation, too, which I feel slightly guilty about now that I have this toaster news. Because the news is there's a better toaster. That's the news. But it's okay. From who?
Starting point is 00:21:47 Who says? I'll show you the toaster and you tell me. And it's gutting because when you buy a toaster, that's a 10-year purchase, right? 100% of it is. You want a decade out of that toaster. You want a good decade out of it. And you're locked in because you bought a good toaster. Yeah, not cheap.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Breville have launched, this is hashtag not sponsored by the way, Breville have launched the world's first toaster that constantly checks the toastedness of your toast and then stops when it gets to the level of toastedness that you asked it for. What, I thought all toasters did that? Not like this. Claudia, please bring up the toaster.
Starting point is 00:22:26 You choose the shade of toast that you want. It uses optical sensors to look at the toast, and it goes off a shade. So you tell it the shade of toasterness that you want. So you pick the colour? You pick the colour. Not the amount of minutes you want it to be toasted for. No, you pick the colour that you want your toast to be.
Starting point is 00:22:44 It constantly checks the colour of the toast and then when it hits that colour, stops, spits your toast out. I hate to tell you, I'm pretty sure my KitchenAid toaster does that. Uh-uh, it doesn't. Are you getting paid by Bribble or something? No, I'm not. I'm willing to be paid in a free toaster. Look, I'm telling you, on the side of my toaster, it has the option. where it has little breads next to it
Starting point is 00:23:06 and you pick which bread like completely like white to completely like super toasted and you pick somewhere on the bread. Yes, but does the toaster know? So you say I'm picking medium brown. Yeah. Does it know when the toaster's hit medium brown
Starting point is 00:23:23 or is that just a time setting inside it? You know? Yeah, see that I don't know. This toaster, I imagine it doesn't matter if the toaster's still frozen or not. You say you want medium brown? It will cook it until it's medium brown. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Not for a medium brown preset amount of time. Here's my question because, I mean, everything comes at a price. Of course. Because I want to know if the price pretty much correlates to the feature. Yeah. You can get a toaster for very cheap these days. You can get a toaster from Kmart for 30 bucks. My mum got a toaster from Kmart and it toast perfectly on one side.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah, and then you just do the other side. And then you just put it back in and do the other side. It's weird. So it's a two slicer. You put the two bits in and it will cook opposite sides of each piece of toast. And then you turn around. Anyway, that's, that's, you get what you pay for. How much?
Starting point is 00:24:17 How much is this brevel toaster? You're really, you're stalling. No, no. Well, yeah, no, no. It's, well, it's new technology, right? When the iPod came out, it was horrendously expensive. But it will come down. It'll come down.
Starting point is 00:24:32 How much? You can get the Breville toaster that looks at your toast while it toasts it for $469. What? Is that a four slicer? No, that's for the two slicer. Is that for the toe? Yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I think you can get a four slicer, but I don't have the price for that, and I don't imagine it's cheaper. Yeah, it's your first born child if you want the four slicer. Yeah. For the low, low price. To be honest, it'd be cheaper just to burn the odd piece on the Kmart one, wouldn't I? Hey, you take your chances. Absolutely. Anyway, big toasted news.
Starting point is 00:25:07 It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. This is the tea. Dean's here, poor old Kim Kardashian, doesn't know how much milk costs, Dean. No. So she's done an interview, a really incredible interview on all her dating with Alex Cooper. Touched on lots of things. He talked about Tanya where she talked about life. and, you know, life seems like, like, you know what, I'm actually quite out of touch with, like, a lot of, like, normal things.
Starting point is 00:25:38 She's like, I mean, I don't even know what a carton and milk would even cost. Have a listen to this audio and, uh, she's been here. I mean, I don't have a concept of what, like, certain simple things cost, which really, um, is, you know, I'd like to know a milk carton costs, you know. Like it's an affliction she's suffering from because she's, you know, because she's, you know, She doesn't know how much things cost. Dean, it does remind me of the time that the Prime Minister of New Zealand was asked how much his weekly groceries cost, and he said $60.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And everyone was like, are you living in the 90s? $60. Oh, back in 1923, what is this? Yeah. Look, she followed that up in that interview, because I've seen the longer clip of that. And she said, to contrast that, she does know how much she does. she spends on things like glam. So the people who come in and make her look every day.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Got it. And she said she would have to check with her business manager, but she wouldn't be surprised if she spends $1 million a year on glam, Dean. But I mean... Hair and makeup. Hair and makeup. Yeah, for sure. Surely she's not getting glammed every day.
Starting point is 00:26:53 No, they do. Every day? They do. They have glam rooms in their house. Yeah. And they have people who work full time on their glam. glam team, and every day she will go to that room, so she never does her hair and makeup. Well, I think rarely right, Dean.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Yeah, no, you're right about that. Like, I know for sure Chris Jenna, she's up at like 4 a.m does her workout, and she's in glam at 5am. Yeah. Oh, no, that's no way to love. No, no, no. Like, when they travel, they travel with their full glam team. Like, they're spending a lot. Yeah, go on.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I was going to tell you about this as well. Something I know on inside it. Do you know that, so there's a pecking order as well. So Kim's at the top. Chris might be underheard and like Kylie, but all of the glam teams sometimes work among each other, but there's a pecking order. So if Kim wants them, she's the priority.
Starting point is 00:27:40 If Kim's busy, traveling New York, then the others get to use them. Oh, my God. Who's at the bottom? Who's at the bottom of the pecking order? Rob. Rob. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Rob at the bottom. And then... Maybe Kendall. And then, no, not Kendall. Well, Kendall doesn't really need much. Yeah, true. So she might be at the bottom. That's the T with Dean McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:28:02 The ZDM Podcast Network. Hey, I don't know if I'm being overly critical of celebrity baby names here, but I read... There have been some unique ones over the years. And the celebrity ones get attention the most because I think people are scared that it's going to start a trend. They're like, if Chris Martin names his baby apple, then we're going to be flooded with a whole lot of apples.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Yeah. Because names are trends. Yeah, but it could have just been a fruit salad. They could have been a pineapple. They could have been a watermelon. Bad Harvest. Yeah. You know, there could have been a papaya.
Starting point is 00:28:34 That's not bad name. Hey, papaya. Comequot. Oh, yeah, see, that's where it gets a bit weird. Yeah. I'd rather papaya. You'd rather a baby papaya than a baby cumquot, wouldn't you? Yeah, yep.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anne-Marie's revealed her new baby's name. Anne-Marie, you know Anne-Marie? British singer, Enette. How old's Anne-Marie? Unsure. Maybe six months old, though. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:02 And we've just learned... She's 34. 34, I am. You tell me if Anne Marie's baby name is good or bad. Has she given her... Because she's got a hyphenated name. Yeah. Has she given her baby a hyphenated name?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Well, she's given the baby... Kind of. It's first and middle name. So I think the name is meant to be said together, but it's first in middle name, not technically hyphenated. I'll let Anne Marie reveal the baby's name to you. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Are you going to reveal... Yeah, I haven't told anyone yet. Do you want to know? Yes. Okay, his name is Forever. Yeah, Forever Sugar. Wait, Forever Sugar. Forever Sugar.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I hate it. Boy as well. Don't like it. I don't care. What? It would make it better if it's a girl. Oh, Forever Sugar has female connotations to me. It's got a feminine energy.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Does it not? It's got a noun energy to me. Forever Sugar. Give her a chance. Do you even know what I want to know why she named her son Forever? Yeah, go on. My nan used to sign off every card with Always and Forever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:10 All the time. And now my mum does it and my sister does it. And I just think Forever is just, I don't know, it's just a cool name. Sugar is his middle name because I had the diabetes thing that you get when you're pregnant. So, sugar, because she had the diabetes. Why didn't she name him always? correct yeah i mean my nan used to sign off cards yours sincerely but my name's not sincerely is it yeah yeah and my nan used to sign off with bar bitch and my middle name is bitch
Starting point is 00:30:43 yeah true that's true that's true story that is true story my my brother's names will because my nan used to sign the cards off with you're out of the that's really Random to name the baby after the affliction that you had during the pregnancy, too. Yeah, that's quite interesting. It's like naming your baby perennial tear or something. Or Stitch, no, because that's what you get, because she got sugar and she had diabetes, so she went with sugar. I feel like I'd rather sugar than diabetes as a middle name, though. But are we being judgmental?
Starting point is 00:31:20 Imagine forever diabetes. That doesn't have a read to it. Forever and always diabetes. Yeah. Marie. Is that Emery's last name? No. Is it not?
Starting point is 00:31:32 No. That's her hyphenated name. Am I being overly critical, guys? Nah, I don't think that. Take the motivations out. I'll be honest, that's a crap name. Crap name. That's an awful name.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Claudia, what say you? Yeah, I hate it. Forever should. You hate it. I really don't like it. I don't like it. Gloria, that's a baby. You can't hate a baby.
Starting point is 00:31:49 It feels like a name you should give like a goldfish. Not even. Not even worth a gold. I'm so sorry if there's any Forever's listening. Do you reckon there is? I don't know. Forever sugar. Forever sugar sounds like some kind of bad chemical compound, you know? Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Unfortunately, you've ingested Forever Sugar. What would his nickname be? The company was leaching Forever Sugar into the groundwater in the local community. What would his nickname be? ForEves. Four. ForEves. Ever.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Ever? Ever. Ev. If Trevor's nickname is Treve, he'd be forave. Forave. Freb. Freve. Freve.
Starting point is 00:32:30 It doesn't roll off the tongue. Ella, you're into fruity things. Good name, bad name. Into fruity things. You know, I do like different names. I do. Me too. Unique names.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Apple is on the cusp, but forever sugar is ridiculous. Apple's not on the cast. What? Custed apple. I agree. Shocking name. Yeah. All right, try again, Ann Marie.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Thanks a lot. I'm pop them singing, bye, ba, blah, bye. Our vegan producer, Ella, came to us with a bit of a gripe about a meal that she had over the weekend. Ella's with us now. Hi, Ella. Hello, good evening. You said you on the weekend paid an extortionate amount for a pizza. I did.
Starting point is 00:33:19 It was date night. Great use of the word extortionate, by the way. Thank you. Thank you very much. I just thought I'd say that. Thank you. Yeah, good work. Ella.
Starting point is 00:33:25 back to you Ella Um yeah no Divilly went on a nice date You obviously budget for it In our brains it was like yep well A date with your husband Yes Yes
Starting point is 00:33:37 Why is that so funny I know it just means the marriage is new Oh right We have no kids You guys are still doing that kind of thing So cute cute Clint Keep it up keep it up
Starting point is 00:33:47 Okay And we you know Get drinks we splurge a little bit On like the menu And it did say pizza Which was already quite expensive. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Do you want to know how much? Yeah. Like the standard price for the pizza. The standard price for large. The standard pizza with your standard ingredients. Yes. Oh, this is pre-veganing. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:34:09 So you still need to veganise this pizza. Yeah. Okay. The standard price of the menu pizza is. Like $32. Which is on the steeper side. At a restaurant, though. Is it?
Starting point is 00:34:21 Yeah. I feel like it's, I mean, it's not, I wouldn't say it's cheap. No. But I wouldn't say it's like it's like. Like, whoa. Exactly. That's no Domino's $599, is it? No.
Starting point is 00:34:29 No, it's not. No, it's not. So we decided, yeah, we'll just do that. That's a dine-in restaurant pizza. Yes. Okay, yep. And so how much did it go? Yeah, that's my thing.
Starting point is 00:34:40 You had to get, what, vegan cheese, vegan dough? Yeah, the dough had milk in it. Crazy to me that the dough is not vegan. I know. Anyway. I feel like there's so many different ways you can make dough. True, I've never made it, so. It's pretty hard
Starting point is 00:34:56 I thought it was flour, water, yeast Which, yeah, you can make it like that But there's other ways you can make it Okay, so you've veganed the cheese, the base, anything else? No, that was it It was literally the base and the cheese You can get quorn? What?
Starting point is 00:35:11 Quorn. Corn? Are you not eating any corn? Do you mean corn, C-O-R-N? No, the vegan meat alternative. Corn. I've never heard of corn. How are you vegan and you're not eating corn?
Starting point is 00:35:23 I'm sorry I haven't eaten corn. Corn. Okay. The veganized pizza. No, no, no, not corn. Quorn. Quorn. Q-U-O-R-N.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Quorn. Quorn. Okay, I'll do that later. Okay, the vegan price of the pizza. Right, back to the vegan pizza. For two additional things, they say, oh, just be a little bit. It was $46. That is ridiculous for a big pizza.
Starting point is 00:35:50 God, they were really taking new vegans for a ride. But they're ripping us off. Do you know how much we paid overall for the dinner? That's pretty rough. $104. Wow. That's a lot of money. I'm not understanding that.
Starting point is 00:36:03 You are a massive inconvenience for the restaurant though. Because they have a process, they have a production line for meals that they're spitting out. And it's not like you have an allergy. You've chosen to be vegan. Yeah, I have for the animals. So you've gone to the restaurant. Yeah, but they didn't ask you to do that. You've gone to this restaurant.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Do not get me started. I see both sides. Do I think that's quite a lot of money for changing two things? Yes. Yeah, there's quite a lot more. But do I also see the point Clint's making? Yeah. It's like when a gluten-free person goes to an Italian restaurant.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Oh my gosh. And you're like... Gluten free people don't have a choice. No, I know, but... They literally don't have a choice. No, no, I know. Bad example, but I'm just trying to think of the worst place they could have gone. Keep digging, Clint.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Wait, in other way more serious news, Someone has just text through and says Corn isn't vegan, it has egg in it Well, I can't eat that What's the point of corn then? Wait, I need to Google corn now Is corn, is corn just for the vegetarians? Is this like a, what kind of thing is it?
Starting point is 00:37:08 What did you say? It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, I think it's like a pea-based Oh, that should be all right? Why would it have egg in it? Is corn vegan? Yes. Someone said think of the animals.
Starting point is 00:37:23 The delicious animals. Stuff you. Some, it says here, there's good news for you, Ella. It says no. Not all corn products are vegan. Some contain egg milk and other non-vegan ingredients, but some corn offers a range of vegan products. If some, if some, if some, some vegan showed up at my restaurant and asked me for vegan corn. Hey, what's worse than normal?
Starting point is 00:37:53 Quorn. I'd be like, we've seen vegan corn. Can I go on my angry vegan rampage yet? Someone said, Ella, yeast is a living organism. How can vegans, how can vegans dare eat yeast? Because it doesn't have feelings. It doesn't have pain receptors. You know what else doesn't have feelings? Oh, go away.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Go away. Let me go on my vegan rampage. Vegan in this economy? Geez, must be nice. Do you know quorn is now doing quorn sausages? They're also doing quorn snitchels. Ooh. Quorn mints and corn pieces. I really need to get a glow to this corn.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Can you smell that? That's a corn summer. Guys, am I turning you vegan? It's a quorn summer. You are the vegan and we just introduced you to quorn. How do you not know corn? I don't really cook. I just get what I get eaten
Starting point is 00:38:55 God, if any quorn brands are looking to sponsor a radio show We're the one We're hooty and the blowfish and quorn And losers And KFC We can only be hooty If we're like corn adjacent
Starting point is 00:39:11 Right No blowfish No blofish because we're vegan Yeah too Yeah So hootie and corn But we're not eating the fish Oh you are
Starting point is 00:39:20 This is sacrilegious guys We're KFC through and through Okay, till we die. And corn. No. Quorn F.C. Hey, we're going to play How Many Next. And look, we've already had Toaster News on the show today.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I will say that this is toaster adjacent. Today is How Many. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Hey, real quick. No more corn chat. Just real quick. No more corn chat. We're moving on.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Did I ever tell you guys the university I really wanted to go to? No, which university was it? I really... Hold on, I'm getting it out. I always really wanted to go to Cornell. That's it. No more... I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:40:07 No more corn chat. Cornel. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. This is how many. The game you win by having the most something.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Ellis still... There's a university called Cornell, but what I did was, I changed it to Corn. Okay, no, anyway. She hasn't know corn. She's not going to know Cornell. Where is Cornell? This is the game you win by having the most something, and Katie is going to play this afternoon. Kiyoda, Katie.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Today you're going to win if you have the most appliances on your kitchen bench. Do you know your number off the top of your head? Yeah, I think we've got about eight. Eight. Oh, geez. Eight.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Can you go on, I mean, I'd hate to fact-check for you, but can you run us through the appliances? I'm just interested to know. Yeah, I'm a keen cook and baker, so I have a K-mix, like a kitchen-aid, a jug, a hand-mixer, a coaster, a food processor, coffee machine, a microwave, and a blender. Four, okay. Any corn sitting in your fridge? No, unfortunately not. Oh, Katie, you haven't lived until you've tried.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Delicious corn. Eight is going to be hard to beat, Katie. You need to pick the person that you think you're most likely to have more appliances on your bench than. Is it Bree? Is it Claudia in the flatting situation? Is it Ella who's living in someone's basement at the moment? Or is it me, Clint? I'm going to go with Bree.
Starting point is 00:41:45 You're going to go with Bree? Yeah. You think you've got more sitting on your bench than I do? My kitchen is quite old. And quite small, I've been there too. Okay, let's lock in Brie and go to Claudia. Claudia, how many on yours? Can I ask a question?
Starting point is 00:42:03 If the microwave's in a little knock and not on the bench, do I still count it? I count it, yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. Because I didn't include mine. Is it under the bench? No, it's in that little microwave spot above. So it's not on the bench.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Okay, no, it doesn't count. In that case, I only have three. Three? Yeah. What are they? I've got a kettle, a coffee machine, and a toaster. Nice. Yeah, the essentials.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Ella, what about you? Five. Five, what do you got? I've got, and bear in mind, this is all my friends, because I live in her basement. We use the kitchen. Toaster, rice cooker, kettle, toasty machine, coffee. What, it's all sitting on the bench? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:42 The rice cook is out permanently. Well, yeah, we use it most days. Damn. Okay. We've got coffee machine. Air fryer. Yep. Kettle, Toaster, Thermomix.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Whoa. Five. All right, so Katie would have won if she picked any of you. Yes, she would have. But would she have won if she picked me? I've only got four. Oh, I've no other kitchen bench space to fit anything else. I'm going to go with you.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Toaster, Kettle, air fryer. Did you get the ninja thing? No air fryer. We have to keep that in the cupboard because we don't have to. enough room. Toaster, kettle, coffee machine, soda stream. Oh, soda stream. Katie, no one was going to beat you with eight appliances in your kitchen.
Starting point is 00:43:33 That's mental. I've got no cupboard space, so everything goes on the bench. Ah, fair. Yeah. Hey, you win. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Well done. Cool, thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Nice work. No problems. Someone texted in before and said I would not be calling in for 50 quorn dollars. So. No. No. Someone goes, also, this is so corny. Yeah, our corn jokes are about corny, aren't they?
Starting point is 00:43:59 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw these people talking about, sorry. One sec. I saw these people talking about who are the most famous five people in the world right now. Yeah. And I thought it was quite an interesting conversation.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Uh-huh. Because I feel like everyone's will be different, but I'm really interesting. to know for you who are you thinking are the top five most famous people in the world right now? I think there's going to be crossover. Yeah, of course, I agree.
Starting point is 00:44:33 And I think there'll be some universal truths, you know, like there'll be one or two people that have to be on every list. But yeah, the rest could be mildly, less subjective. Do you want to hear my list? Yes. I've kind of ummed an art over this. So the mainstay, I think, for everyone's list, Trump.
Starting point is 00:44:51 He wasn't on my Trump's not on your list No, maybe it's Yeah, I don't know He The most powerful Most controversial man On the planet
Starting point is 00:45:03 Is not in your top five Most Famous People He wasn't He's been Famous for 50 years And he's now The President for the second time Okay
Starting point is 00:45:15 I thought that one was going to be universal But that makes it more interesting I guess I went Trump Zuck Elon God, you got an awful list Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:26 I was trying to toss up between Oprah or Taylor Swift It's Taylor Swift Yeah She's famous with You know A certain group of people But
Starting point is 00:45:38 No, she's she's household name Yeah she's household name Yeah Household name for sure And certain households No I'd say pretty much Every household And then I went
Starting point is 00:45:48 My last spot I was going to give Oh do they have to be alive Yes Okay Why who were you going to say If they didn't And who have you replaced them with
Starting point is 00:45:58 Well I had Michael Jackson Or Queen Elizabeth in there Okay Neither of them are alive Yeah so we'll cancel that one out Yeah And then I was tossing up between
Starting point is 00:46:07 The Rock and Will Smith The Rock more household name Than Will Smith I'd say Do you think Like now? Like we're talking now Now And that's why I would say
Starting point is 00:46:17 Taylor Swift Before Oprah Okay I'll go Trump, Zuck Elon, Oprah, The Rock. That's my top five. Okay. What's your top five?
Starting point is 00:46:27 My top five, Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo. Elon Musk. Yeah. The Rock or Beyonce. I was tossing up between either or. Yeah, yeah. And Ed Shearren was on the list too. Ed Sharon?
Starting point is 00:46:42 Yeah. Okay. Like you think about, I mean, not only is he doing like all those new songs in different languages now. Yeah. Which, like, puts him into, like, different, like, households and countries. Do they know Ed Shearing in Africa, though? Yeah. Do they?
Starting point is 00:46:58 I reckon. Okay. Okay, that's my question. Yeah. Like, because you have to think about all the different parts of the world. That's the thing. Yeah, it's easy to be in your own bubble and say things like Taylor's Left. Or Trump.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Or who else? Did you say Zuckerberg? People, there's people in Africa that don't know who that is. They don't have a computer. You reckon? Yeah. And yet I've still got I reckon I've got a Facebook page
Starting point is 00:47:24 Well maybe Yeah Okay Claudia hit us with your list The ones that didn't quite make my list But I was floating Brad Pitt And Chris Martin I forgot about Brad Pitt Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:34 I feel like that right But they didn't make my final list But I think I'm pretty similar to you guys I've also said The Rock I said Christiana Rinaldo Donald Trump Taylor Swift and Beyonce Pretty similar Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:44 Ella Ella is going to be Britney Brosky Benson Boone It's not The Lorax girl Yeah, Olivia Dean Love her
Starting point is 00:47:54 Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber Gordon Ramsey I thought Could be well known everywhere Britney Spears and Daniel Radcliffe Because of Harry Potter I don't hate that list It's not an awful list I don't hate that list
Starting point is 00:48:06 It's not a bad list There's some thought in there it's good I think you're crazy not to have Trump on there though No way Trump not But everyone knows who he is I don't even want to think about him No I know
Starting point is 00:48:14 But it's not Who do you like the most That's not the list I feel like he was on my cusp of people Nah. I just think music has more reach. Yes, amen, brother. Than politics?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Music has more reach than hate. That's not. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Like music in terms of going into... Okay, you accept Trump, I'll accept Taylor. Here's a list. Trump, Musk, Bezos, Taylor, Bread Pit. Why do they...
Starting point is 00:48:41 See, I don't agree with Bezos. I don't agree with... And I don't agree with... Musk. Like, I think, yes, especially... Elon Musk. He's very well known. He's also the world's wealthiest person. But do you think people
Starting point is 00:48:56 in certain countries give a crap about that or a hearing about that? They're not hearing about that. I like this list. The Rock John Sina, Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, Elon Mask. That's a good podcast. Oh, Jesus. John Sina.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Z. N's brain Clint. Someone said, I've not laughed this hard guys since you did Irish or Lyrish, but Fern Archer, who works at the furniture store, has set me off at work looking crazy. Can I tell you guys that Brie just tweaked, she'd just figured out the Fern Archer one in the last 45 seconds? And I like it.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I like it a lot. Fern Archer who works at Hunter Furner Furniture. That's good stuff. I like it. This fern, last name, aren't you? Welcome to our furniture store. So good. This is birthday banger where you tell us your date of birth
Starting point is 00:49:58 and we tell you the number one song on the day you turn 16 or we can do it for your mum, Mila. Good afternoon. Hi, Mila. Hi. How old are you? I'm almost 10. Almost 10.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Okay, this is great. And you're calling up to do mums. What's her name? Rachel. All right. What's Rachel's birthday, Mila? 20th of October. Wait, it's today.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Oh, my God. It's today. So, can you tell your mom happy birthday from us? Thank you. You are welcome, Rachel. You were 16, though, in 2012. And on this day, 20th of October, 2012, this was number one. Oh, it's an absolute tune.
Starting point is 00:50:50 from Calvin Harris. Vintage banger with Florence and the Machine. You guys like it, both of you? Guys, it's a great one. Okay, happy birthday, Rachel. Wait there, we're going to do Marie's birthday banger. Kilda Marie. Hi, Marie.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Hi there. How are you today, Marie? How was your weekend? Oh, it was good, actually. Thank you. How about yours? Good to hear, lovely, Marie. Probably a little bit too good, if you know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Brie was on her hen's doing. She's got about 40% of her voice left. Push the boat out a bit too. much, Marie. Hey, what's your birthday? This is 3rd, 1971. All right, that means you were 16 in 1987
Starting point is 00:51:28 and we've done our calculations Marie. This is your birthday banger. Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things father-in-law. John Bon Jovi, that's living on a prayer. Do you like it, Marie? I do, thank you. God, you got to like it. He doesn't like Bon Jovi.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I mean, Clint doesn't. Exactly. I'm not a huge fan, but he was a real... But that song. He was a real stud muffin in 1987, wasn't he, Marie? Just a little bit, yeah. Still is. Still is. Yeah, true. Good point, Brie.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Let's do Terran's husband's birthday banger. Hi, Taryn. Hi, Taryn. Hello, how are you guys? We're good. Why is your husband so special? Why aren't you doing your own birthday now? I have done mine, but it's our anniversary today, too.
Starting point is 00:52:17 So I thought I'd do him. Oh, cute. Taryn. What's your hubby's name? Tony. Shout out to Tony. Good luck for tonight. Hopefully it all works out.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Hey, Taryn, what is Tony's birthday? The 12th of September 1985. All right. That means he was 16 in 2001. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, maybe an insight as to what's to come. All right. Taryn's loving it.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Taryn gets it. Taryn gets it. It's good, Taryn. Oh, Taryn gets it all right. Put this on tonight, Taryn. Okay, wait. I like that one too. Taryn on your anniversary.
Starting point is 00:53:08 That's a good song. Bon Jovi's a good song for Marie. I like them all. I've got to go with Mieler and Rach, because it was a banger and it is Rachel's birthday two days. That's my vote. Yeah, no same. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah, of course. Hey, Mila, are you there? Yeah. You won! Can you tell Mum she won birthday banger? Yay, oh, thank you guys. Have the most amazing birthday, Rachel, okay? Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:53:35 And we'll pop this one on for you, Mila and Rachel. Here it is. From the year 2012, it was number one on this day. Calvin Harris and Florence to the Machine. Brian Clint on ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM Brinclin. That's a birthday banger for Mila's mum, Rachel.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Whose birthday is today? Calvin Harris, Florence and the Machine, sweet nothing. Absolutely criminal to think that that song is 13 years old today. 13 years? Disgusting. You know I hate when you do that. No, but it's important to mark the passing of Timebury. Otherwise it's just going to race.
Starting point is 00:54:20 And before you know it, I'd rather that. Okay, fair enough. Hey, have you heard the audio of former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson trying to say chat GPT? No? Oh my God. It's one of those things where you go, wait, you can't say chat GPT normally and AI. Actually, I'm going to play it for you right now. One thing that really encourages me is AI.
Starting point is 00:54:43 I love AI. Do you use AI? Absolutely. Do you use chat chitpity? Do you know chichipt? I love chat chit. I love it. Chachibitti is fantastic.
Starting point is 00:54:52 It's so nice. Chachimiti. Sorry, what the hell? A. I. Chejibati. You know who does sound? A.I.
Starting point is 00:55:00 It's him. Boris Johnson. It got me thinking about people who have weird ways of saying normal things. Careful. She's listening. Oh, okay. Yeah. How do I do this?
Starting point is 00:55:12 So for a completely unrelated reason, we're going to get Bree's mum, Mama die on the show next. The Z.M. Podcast Network. Over the weekend, former Prime Minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson was giving an interview. Somehow the topic of AI and ChatGPT came up. And that's when the world learnt that he can't say either of those words.
Starting point is 00:55:34 One thing that really encourages me is AI. I love AI. Do you use AI? Absolutely. Do you use Chat Chipitti? Do you know Chachipiti? I love Chachipti. I love it.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Chachipti is fantastic. It's so not. Chach Gptu. Say it again. Why did he kind of go South African? Why, why any of it? Why any of it? So to analyse that, we've got our resident linguistics expert on the show.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Bree's mum, Mama Di. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How you going? We're well. How are you? Really well, thank you. We know that you have studied, you care a lot about the English language.
Starting point is 00:56:19 You know your linguistics, and we thought you could set an example this afternoon, Mum, of how to pronounce certain things. No problem. I reckon I'm really good at it. Yeah, I agree. That's why you're here. Let's cover off the basics, first of all. So just what Boris had. Can you give us an AI?
Starting point is 00:56:37 AI. Sweet. That's pretty good. Yeah. And chat GPT? Chat. Oh, don't stumble at the old. Don't stumble early, die.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Take a breath. Have one more go. Have one more go. Chat, GPT. Chat. Chat. Oh, shit. GTP. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I thought he was bad. Yeah. I can't give you a point there, Diane, unfortunately. Wait, we'll give you one more chance. Okay, compose yourself. Yeah. The website. which uses artificial intelligence is called chat gTP no that's a fail but that's okay
Starting point is 00:57:28 that's okay that's okay it's okay it's a wrap up and you know you know genuinely genuinely she's not taking the piss no i know this is dead set serious no i know hey mom uh another favorite of ours uh from you is the way you say that certain singer's name Oh, Arianda Grunde. Yeah, that one. How do you say her name? Arianda Grunde. My best to stop watching.
Starting point is 00:57:56 My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. Do you like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah, that's pretty good. She can't say it, but boy, she can sing it. She can sing the hell out of it. Hey, Mum, do you remember? Who's to say that I'm not wrong? Um, mum, her Whose name it actually is? We should, no, no, actually,
Starting point is 00:58:24 Mama Di's right, we should have asked her We should have asked her when we sat down with her How you correctly say her name Imagine, that would have been the biggest scope In the interview, she'd gone Thank you for finally asking It's actually Arianda Grande Well, I used to have a problem
Starting point is 00:58:43 With one of Brianna's teachers Oh yeah, which one? Mr. Arcadiochano. You mean Mr. Archidiakano? Yeah, so I used to just say Mr. A. I mean, that was the way to go. Yeah, that took away that problem. My other, Mom, can you remind me what was that cartoon called that we loved
Starting point is 00:59:04 and Pikachu was in it? What was that cartoon? Oh, do I have to say it? Yeah, what was it? With ash You know with ash Catch them And what was it
Starting point is 00:59:21 What was it called Started with a P Do you remember? No I don't remember Yeah you do Bullshit How did you say it mum Poker
Starting point is 00:59:32 I reckon it is Pokemon With a D on the end My mum would always go Oh that show was on You know the show that you love Pokemon You've got to catch a mauled. Okay, magemon.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Well, at least I can own it. So that's one thing about it. Yeah, yeah. The last one, Brie wanted you to say, not me. I'd never ask you to say this. Brie wanted to see if you could just say, see an enemy for us. Seenemone. Perfect, actually.
Starting point is 01:00:12 You nailed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish I'd been drinking. I probably got most. Can you call us when you have been? Yeah. I will. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 01:00:24 We're off to use chat, PTB. Oh, geez, I've laughed so much. She can smell it on. Here's Ariande on Zidim. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast. Genuine question for everyone. Producers, Clint, everyone listening, is the Bush back?
Starting point is 01:00:45 Is the Bush back? And when I say bush, yes, that bush, we talked about last week, Kim Kardashian bringing out a range of G-strings that had fake Merkins on them. Yeah, they had, they're a hairy G-string. Yeah. Makes it look like you've got quite a shaggy bush, doesn't it? A full bush. Yeah, yeah. And it made me think, I was like, wait a second, if these trends, I mean, I'm not saying I like
Starting point is 01:01:16 the G-strings from Kim Kardashian But if they're kind of If this is starting to trickle through the fashion world Well she wouldn't be doing it If she hadn't heard murmurings That the bush was back You know? The murkering's or the murmuring
Starting point is 01:01:30 The murkering's that the bush is back I know that you are anti-Bush revival Because you've had your bush surgically removed There's nothing I can do now Not surgically removed I had it lasered Yeah Like I just pictured surgically removed
Starting point is 01:01:45 they've come in and taken that piece of skin off. No, no, no, no. Like a scalping. Yeah, like a... Yeah, yeah, sorry, wrong term, wrong term. So, so you're actually anti-Bush. It's in your best interest to be anti-Bush. I'm not anti-Bush.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Like, I'm wanting everyone to do what they want to do. Yeah. Me personally, I'm anti-Bush for myself. I don't think I ever am going to want to bring back the bush. I'm happy being a bald eagle. bald as a badger And I also, you're right Very different to a spread eagle
Starting point is 01:02:21 Yes, yeah, yeah, no, but we don't want it at the same time No, well, me, if we're putting our cards in the table, I'm Pro Bush Yeah, you're going to keep yours I'll keep mine, yeah You're keeping yours in? I'll keep it under control, but You keep it trim though, don't you? I keep it tight, yeah, yeah, but it's got to be something there
Starting point is 01:02:40 Otherwise, you know, on a fella I feel like it's different for the lads though I feel like this is a different conversation Because I feel like True, we're not talking about boys, are we? I feel like the bush never really left In the way that it kind of did for us. And men's bush doesn't trend
Starting point is 01:02:57 So for the ladies, pro-bush. Okay, good to know. Great to know. Producers? So funny. I think I'm pretty neutral bush. Neutral bush? You can't be on the fence.
Starting point is 01:03:09 I lean anti-bush, but fence bush. Seek, and you're a millennial. I feel like for us millennials... Are you a swing bush voter? A swing bush voter. I feel like for the millennials, we literally have grown up in the time where it was very on trend
Starting point is 01:03:29 to have no bush. The shapes are quite confronting though. Yeah. That they try to pedal. I don't like those. The shapes? The landing? Yeah, the heart.
Starting point is 01:03:38 The V. Yeah. The arrow. I was never really into the... The lightning bolt. The Yax marks the crotch. The Soviet sickle. Ella, what about a Gen Z take?
Starting point is 01:03:54 What's happening in the Gen Z bush world? What is happening in Gen Z? I'm impartial, but I like the movement coming back because, God forbid, I haven't shaved, and there's a little bit slipping out when I'm swimming. It doesn't matter. Jesus, Ella, you don't need to. it's so graphic.
Starting point is 01:04:10 You guys have been going off about Bushes and Merkins. Are you pro or anti-Bush? I'm happy for it to be here. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm happy about it. I'm genuinely interested to know, like, how many Gen Zeters' bushes have you? And is it, is it trendy, genuine question?
Starting point is 01:04:28 Is it, would you say, more trendy to have bush or no bush for the Gen Zitters? I think cleaned up, tidied. Okay. I think it's, mm. Yeah, I really don't know. Some have lasers, some just trim it. Some have it all growing out everywhere. She hasn't seen enough.
Starting point is 01:04:45 She can't give us a definitive answer. She can't. Ella's like, guys, I'll go out to the gyms and I'll go, and I'll go do research this weekend. I said a few. I'm sadden to think Ella's seen no bush. I've got sisters. No bush for Ella.
Starting point is 01:05:00 I've got sisters. It's ZM's Breinclint podcast. That's the end of our show. Hooray. Hooray. Bree's voice survived. Yeah, it's still here. Yep.
Starting point is 01:05:14 And I survived. And you survived. You've been quite perky. I have. I've had three coffees. And then I also have the supplements that I've got for the gym at the moment, like a before the gym type thing. Oh, look at the time.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Producers, have you got somewhere to be? I've got to go too. But here's the thing, Brie. I took them and then didn't go to the gym. Hey, tomorrow if there's time, can you tell that story again? Because shit, that was interesting. This just isn't, I didn't survive the show. I have been roasted to a crisp.
Starting point is 01:05:56 I'll bring you some extra sunscreen tomorrow. Okay, bye guys. Play ZM's Brea and Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on Z. B.D.M.

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