ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th October 2025
Episode Date: October 20, 2025Clint's first cry of '25. Does your name perfectly match your job? Is the bush back? We tested Mumma Di on how she pronounces certain words. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...information.
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Good everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Show.
Guys, I'm losing my voice again.
No, you can't lose your voice.
I've just come back with my voice.
Oh, mate.
Big weekend.
I actually think I actually think I've got a little.
little bit of the long COVID, eh?
Do you?
I'm just self-diagnosing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or I had a...
It wouldn't be the hens do.
Or I had a big night out.
Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't be the 2 a.m. text messages you were sending me on Saturday, would it?
Was that at 2 a.m?
Was that long COVID?
Part of it.
Keeps you up, hey.
Yeah, part of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of the symptoms is getting on it.
So long as one of us has a voice at all times, we'll stay afloat.
We'll keep the ship afloat, you know?
we should move on
I reckon
it'll be fine
Oh with the show
Yeah with the show
Yeah with the show
Yeah yeah
With the show on the road
Fun show today
Someone is getting deep inside our Lord box
We are going to give away two tickets
Two spots to one person
Who's offered something cool
To be in the box with us
And here's the fun part
You can still enter
Yes
You can still enter our box
If you want to
Our box is wide open
All you have to do is text
Lord and what you will bring
To our Lord corporate box
and you'll be in the draw.
Ella and Claudia, you're going to come in our box, aren't you?
To Lord?
Yeah, I'll be coming to the box.
Yeah, yeah, nice.
They've been bloody raving about it.
They're like, we, if other people get to go and bring Clint's box,
then we would need to be there.
Oh, we wouldn't have it any other way.
I don't like to get left out.
No, neither, yeah, yeah.
Lord is the key word, and the thing that you'd provide to 9-6-9-6 to sweeten the deal,
one person getting called back at 5 o'clock today.
We'll call three people this week and let them know.
Hey, you're in.
You're in, baby.
You are in our box for the Lord concert.
Trady versus Lady where the scores are tight again.
8786 in favour of the Trades?
Yeah, the Trades had a good win on Friday.
Can they back it up today?
0800 dial Z-M if you want to play.
Play Zatem's Bree and Clint.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
Three, two, one.
Yes, if you are keeping scores, so are we.
The trade is on 87, the lady's on 86.
Our lady is calling from Tohunger today.
She has 29 and her child wanted her to call through.
Welcome to the show, Hookie.
Hello, Hookie.
Are you there, Hookie?
I'm here.
There you are.
There she is.
What's your kid's name?
Elias.
Elias, cool name.
Okay, well, you're welcome to work together today, Hookie.
and Elias, you're taking on our Trady from Auckland.
He is 32, and he first tried a Jaeger Red Bull at the age of 25.
He's late bloomer.
Welcome to the show, Sam.
Gidday Sam.
Hey, guys.
Still drinking him today, Sam?
Nah, they're shit.
Yeah.
Blue V is where it's that, mate.
Oh, Blue V.
Blue V, shout out.
Blue V's not going to get you drunk, though, is it?
Oh, it's what you mix it with.
Yeah, exactly.
Blue V and vodka.
Is that what you're having, Sam?
Yeah, okay.
That sounds like an awful night and a worse morning to me.
Sam, your buzzer is tradie.
Hooky, your buzzer is lady.
First of three wins $50 cash from KFC, guys.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Which pop star is former Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau,
rumoured to be dating.
Is it Sabrina Carpenter, Katie Perry or share?
Lady.
Yes, Hockey.
Sabrina Carpenter
No
Worth a shot, Sam
Sorry, what were the other two?
Katie Perry and Cher
Katie Perry
Good answer
It is Katie Perry
One to the Trady's question
I'd love to see it if it was Cher
Yeah
I mean Shere's boyfriend is younger than him
Is he?
Yeah, Shire's boyfriend's 37
Or 38 I'm pretty sure
Justin Trudeau's like 54
Too old for Shire
How old is Shire?
It's like 78.
Yeah.
Question number two, what sport does Roger Tui Vasyshek play?
Trady.
Yes, Sam.
League.
Yes.
It is Rugba League.
Wow, two to the Trades.
You need this one hooky to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you think you know who sings this.
NOS please, somebody help me, yeah.
She's pretty famous
Who sings it?
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
What?
Okay, Sam?
Rihanna.
Yeah.
It is Rihanna.
Oh, done, that's the one.
But...
It's a Monday.
16 seconds to pick a Rihanna song is criminal.
Hey, that's okay.
Hookie, call back and play any time.
I feel like you've got the vibes now.
Okay.
Yeah, thanks, hookie.
And Sam, well done, mate.
You're a tradie versus lady champion.
Yeah, on you, Sam.
Sweet, no worries.
Not before that one, eh?
Careful, mate.
You almost didn't get the Riena song, you know?
Hey, I still got it.
You still got it.
You can buy a lot of blue V.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go buy yourself a slab of blue Vs with your 50 bucks.
Yeah, mate, I'll do that.
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Claudia, you said that you met someone on the weekend
that has the perfect name to what they do for work.
Yeah, you meet some funny characters in town.
So I was out Saturday night.
You just get to talking to people, you know, the people that are around and you...
Maybe if you're single.
Yeah, you do.
Were you on the prowl, Claude?
I'm always on the prowl.
That's my secret.
Did you pull?
No, I did not pull.
Oh, guts.
Or did I?
I'll never tell.
Tell us.
Tell us. Tell us.
I never kiss and tell, guys.
Oh, 800 dials at him or text her on 96696
if you hooked up with producer Claudia on the weekend.
Oh, this would be fun.
Whoa, full board of calls.
Whoa.
That's crazy.
Anyway, I got to talk to these lovely guys.
They're from Invercargall and it's so cute.
They're up here for James Blunt, which is happening this week.
Oh, yes.
Is the James Blunt concert this week?
It's tomorrow night, mate.
Is it?
Yeah, that's going to be a good time.
I love that Du Bois are up from Invercargo for James.
Blunt.
Most blokey group of boys.
But we got to talking and one of them,
he was telling us about his sister, who was a police officer.
Okay.
Turns out their family last name,
yeah.
Officer.
So she is officer, officer.
Isn't that insane?
Is wild.
When you started that story, I thought,
could it be a constable?
I thought I was thinking handcuffs or cuffy for short.
Yeah, yeah, that one's a bit of them.
I was thinking, yeah.
So was he an officer too?
Yeah, he was also an officer.
And a gentleman?
And a gentleman.
Was he wearing his uniform?
No.
He's not an officer.
Oh, he's just, he's an officer, but he's not an officer.
His sister is the officer.
They're both officers, but she's the officer.
Yeah.
What sort of job does he have?
Does he have an office job?
I know what his favorite show is.
We thought we could take some calls this afternoon
From people whose name matches their job
It's like the time the guy that we were getting
He was coming over to do our lawns
Because it was all dying
And his name was Doug
Doug the lawn guy
Yeah Doug the lawn guy
It's brilliant
Yeah
My friend was telling me she knows a nurse
Whose last name is nurse
Nurse Nurse Nurse
Nurse
No
That's pretty good
She's born for that job
My sister last name Thompson
dated a guy in high school last name Barfoot
Barfoot and Thompson
No way
That's awesome
In this text
I hooked up with Claudia on the weekend
Photos or it didn't happen
They also said she was the best of ever had
Yeah
She promised me tickets to the James Blunt
concert
She said
You want Blunt at Blunt
Let me be blunt
More like hello my lover
0800 dial ZM or text 9696 if your job matches your name
or someone you know's name goes perfectly with their job
Why do these bring so much joy?
Like they bring so much joy when the name of the person matches their profession.
It's so satisfying and you wonder were they born to do that job
or do they do that job because of what their name is?
Got a really interesting text.
This is quite fascinating.
Someone said it's actually called nomative determinism,
which is the hypothesis that people's names can influence their career choices.
It's actually science.
Yeah, right.
So you're subconsciously always thinking about it and you move towards it, like a baker.
Yeah.
Or a...
Candlestick, Meg.
Yeah, exactly right.
Yeah.
So here are the best ones that we've received in the text machine.
How many good ones.
I work for a timber company.
We have a guy who works with us whose last name is Wood.
Great.
Nice.
Great.
That's what did you say, heteronormative sexualization of the name.
That's what it was.
Is that the term?
Spot on.
Yeah.
That's crazy how word for word you just did that.
Someone said, this is another wood one.
They said, my friend Riemu is an arborist.
Brilliant.
That's so good.
He was born to do it.
He was.
I went to school with a guy who became a chocolate tester.
His name is Toby Lerone.
No, it's not.
I nearly said the F word there.
I can smell bullshit a mile off.
That same person, that same person, text through this,
which definitely tickled our pickle.
But we know it's not true, but this is very good.
They said, my friend from school became a chef,
and her name is first name, Lizzie, last name, Anya.
Lizzie Anya, the chef.
No.
That's my dream.
That's my dream name.
I want to change my name to that.
My friend knows an old guy named Stu who works in a soup kitchen.
I choose to believe that one.
I like that.
Someone said, my great grandpa was a doctor.
His last name was Blood.
So he was Dr. Blood.
Dr. Blood.
I mean, it doesn't get better than that.
My friend's dad is a fisherman.
Last name, fisherman.
Is that real?
Is that real?
Someone said...
You couldn't do anything else.
Could you?
You couldn't.
Yeah.
You'd have to be a fisherman.
Name, fisherman.
Job?
Fisherman.
No, no, I've got that.
I've got your name.
What's your job?
Fisherman.
And what do you do?
Fisherman.
Fisherman.
Someone said the PE teacher at our school is named Mr. Stretch.
Oh, perfect.
That's quite good.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a dude who does the ads for crank it cycles here in Parmy, and his surname is Pidley.
That's awesome.
I love that one.
Crank it, but.
Someone said, I know a nasty optometrist whose last name is frame.
Oh, okay.
Frame?
Are optometrist doctors?
They're not, eh?
Like our dentists are doctors.
Denters, doctors.
That was karma.
Oh, optometrist doctors?
Get off the radio.
I had a heart operation and my surgeon's name was Dr. Heaven.
No, no, you don't want that.
You don't want that?
You don't want that.
You don't want that.
Someone else said, I know someone.
named Brie who works at a cheese factory.
That's so good.
I know someone called Brie who's allergic to dairy.
Oh, that poor girl.
It's you.
I know.
My mate is in a family business.
They do refrigeration and aircon, family business.
His dad's initial is D, and their family name is Frost.
D Frost.
Defrost.
In the refrigeration business.
See, that's the only thing he could do.
He had to do it.
Derek Frost.
Someone said, I know Doug the grave digger.
No, you don't.
And he worked with Bernie in the crematorium.
No, you don't.
It's just good though to read out.
I know someone with the last name, Sergeant.
They are in the military.
They are Sergeant Sergeant.
Which is the same as the dude's sister that Claudia was hooking up with.
Officer, Officer.
Yeah, Officer, officer, officer.
Officer.
Oh, my God.
Look at all the new ones that are coming through.
I mean, and to be honest, what about I know a surgeon named Dr. Nobs, he's a urologist.
No, you don't, no.
If that's true, though, if that is true, that might be my favourite one of the day.
Not a job thing, but I worked with a heather leather.
That must have been hell for leather to be named heather, heather leather.
I'm just going to go on Facebook and see if I can find Lizzie Yarnia.
Because I'd like to be friends with it.
Liziana, yeah.
I know a funeral celebrant named Mary Death.
Mary Death.
She also used to work at the hospice.
I don't know about that one.
I don't know if I believe you.
I believe that one.
I reckon, yeah, I think that that one's real.
I knew a girl called Fern Archer.
She worked at Hunter Furn Furniture.
Do you reckon that's real?
Fern Archer.
Are we getting more gullible as we get older?
I don't know.
Yeah
Someone said
It's not quite what you're after
But I know a guy named John Butt
He's a driller
And his company is called
Butt Drilling
I have heard that one before
That's good
I think that one is real
I know a veterinarian called
Cat Schmeller
What's wrong with your cat?
I don't know
That's why I bought it here
Smeller
Give it to me
Let me smel her
Do you want to diagnose this or do you just want me to smel her?
Bring her over.
Oh, give her a shmell?
What about, I know a gynecologist named Fanny?
No, you don't.
Okay, wrap it up.
We're good now.
I reckon that's real.
Deep breath.
everyone.
Oh, that was a good time.
Earn Archer was my favourite.
No, Lizzie Arniew.
Guys, big news.
I had my first cry of 2025 today.
About time.
It's October.
Yeah, I had my first of my biannual cries.
I cry twice a year on average.
What is it?
You only allow yourself two cries a year.
No, it's not that it's what I allow myself.
It's just that's what I average, you know?
You said, as soon as it get past two,
you feel a bit, ew.
No, the word I used was gay, but not in a derogatory way, you know.
But I had it.
Today, I cried.
Congrats.
Yeah, thank you.
Really good.
Thank you.
Thank you, safe space, isn't it?
I don't sit out to make myself cry.
I'm not one of those people who goes, oh, shit, I need a really good cry.
I don't know when they're going to come.
Wait, are people doing that?
Yeah, I do.
Sometimes you have to, like, strategise.
Yeah, I know girlies who schedule in a good cry.
Makes you feel better.
Not me.
You know it's coming.
I just let them.
flow.
Yeah.
You know?
When they happen,
they happen.
Whenever they happen.
Although sometimes I do hold them back,
like when my partner and I are watching a movie.
Yeah.
And I know she'll judge me if I cry,
so I try and hold them back.
Sure.
I know some people use the scheduled cry as like a pressure release valve
because they know if they don't have the scheduled cry,
it's going to come out later at work.
At a bad time.
Is that true?
Yeah, they'll get some cry from work.
When you say you had a cry,
yes.
Was it a legit cry or was it like, you know,
a little pathetic cry?
like one tear and you count that?
No, there were multiple tiers.
Okay.
It was full leakage freakage.
Noise?
No, no noise.
I'm not a weeper.
Was there a quiver of the lips?
Like the liltern?
No, a lot of sniffles.
There were tears on my pants, on my trousers.
Clint would sound like this.
Like through his mustache, you'd be like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, it happened.
Oh, for what?
We need to know.
Oh, okay.
there's this
Oh no
No it's good
It's good
Okay
It's good
It's good
Well no it's not good
It's terrible
It warrants a cry
It warrants a cry
I help out with this
This charity
That helps families
At Christmas time
And they get us to go in there
Once a year
And this year
They gave me a letter
From a child to read
Was this
Oh man
And I lost it
So
I know
Oh Clint
I thought you just stubbed your toe
Or something
No
No no no
No, it was an emo cry.
Yeah.
So, anyway.
Did you feel like you had to cry, though, in front of the people that gave you the letter?
Oh, it was a performance of cry?
They were filming me.
Yeah.
But you know me.
Wait!
Yeah.
Was it a genuine cry?
You know, me, I'm not that good an actor.
No, you are.
That's not a joke.
I was being filmed.
Oh, my God.
On camera.
So it's on camera, yeah.
I can't make the tears come out on purpose.
Be honest with me.
Yeah.
Did a party you go, oh, would be.
good footage if I did cry
part of me did go
I've done the best one
part of me went
as far as connecting with the charity
which is called the kindness collective
by the way shout out kindness collective
great people I did feel like maybe
I was the best
like you're going to be the lead
person in the video
like maybe they'll show that to the other
people that go in there to film videos
and be like this is what Clint did
if you could aim for something close to this
this will be able. Holy shit, Clint.
Anyway, my question for you guys as
regular cryers was
do you think that
because I've gone past my six-monthly
cry limit, like this cry is three months
overdue. Yeah. Do you think I've
opened the floodgates and I'm just going
to piss my face at the job of a hat
for the rest of the year? Like the rest of us.
Yeah. I don't think it works like that.
I hope it for you that I feel like
crying for you might be quite cathartic
and helpful. It was. Yeah.
It's quite exhausting crying, isn't it?
It's very exhausting.
It's quite a whole body experience, the old cry.
That's why you have to strategise for like an afterwork cry, not a before work cry.
You know where it's a great place to cry?
Yeah.
In the car.
Oh, on the drive home.
Like, but night time, not a daytime because people can see you.
I know.
At the light, someone is stopping in the car next door.
I know that I've had a car cry before because, I mean, I can almost remember.
I could probably name you all of my cries.
Can I just say?
Yeah.
That is.
wild to me. I still can't
wrap my head around. You've been there for two
of them. Two of my cries? Yes.
One was just out there. I can
name you all my cries. Yeah.
The good thing about a car cry
put the windows down. Takes away the puffiness
of the eyes right away. It is fresh air.
Actually that's quite helpful.
Thank you. Now I think
you're either someone who
cries often. Yes.
Or you're someone that
I think you're just built that
way.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Oh, so you reckon it's not going to...
I think it can change, depending on the stage of life you're in.
Oh, totally.
Kids changes the game, big time.
Yeah.
Having kids.
Did it change it for you?
Yeah.
So, wait, so you, did you never used to cry?
No, not really.
What, like, ever?
No, not really, no.
I had a funeral, yeah.
But I'm not a monster.
That blows my mind.
Yeah.
Anyway, cry stats, I'm biannual.
What are you?
Oh, once a fortnight.
I knew that once a fortnight.
Ellie, you're once a week, aren't you?
Not at the moment.
I'd say fortnightly.
Okay, you sound like you're on the verge of tears right now.
And Claudia, what's your cry stats?
Oh, once a day.
Some of them are happy cries, some of them are sad cries.
Once a day?
Yeah, I've watched a lot of dog videos.
Have you heard today's cry?
Not today.
No.
There's still time.
Hey, the day is young.
And the tears be flowing.
There is, Brinclent.
Hey, I've got breaking toaster news.
Big news in the world of toasters.
And before I give you this news, I know you've just bought a toaster, Bree.
You've just reinvest it.
Yes, I've been very invested in the toaster world and what's going on in Toaster News.
I've just recently bought a KitchenAid toaster.
Yes.
I love it.
At my recommendation, too, which I feel slightly guilty about now that I have this toaster news.
Because the news is there's a better toaster.
That's the news.
But it's okay.
From who?
Who says?
I'll show you the toaster and you tell me.
And it's gutting because when you buy a toaster, that's a 10-year purchase, right?
100% of it is.
You want a decade out of that toaster.
You want a good decade out of it.
And you're locked in because you bought a good toaster.
Yeah, not cheap.
Breville have launched, this is hashtag not sponsored by the way,
Breville have launched the world's first toaster
that constantly checks the toastedness of your toast
and then stops when it gets to the level of toastedness
that you asked it for.
What, I thought all toasters did that?
Not like this.
Claudia, please bring up the toaster.
You choose the shade of toast that you want.
It uses optical sensors to look at the toast,
and it goes off a shade.
So you tell it the shade of toasterness that you want.
So you pick the colour?
You pick the colour.
Not the amount of minutes you want it to be toasted for.
No, you pick the colour that you want your toast to be.
It constantly checks the colour of the toast and then when it hits that colour, stops, spits your toast out.
I hate to tell you, I'm pretty sure my KitchenAid toaster does that.
Uh-uh, it doesn't.
Are you getting paid by Bribble or something?
No, I'm not.
I'm willing to be paid in a free toaster.
Look, I'm telling you, on the side of my toaster, it has the option.
where it has little breads next to it
and you pick which bread
like completely like white
to completely like super toasted
and you pick somewhere on the bread.
Yes, but does the toaster know?
So you say I'm picking medium brown.
Yeah.
Does it know when the toaster's hit medium brown
or is that just a time setting inside it?
You know?
Yeah, see that I don't know.
This toaster, I imagine it doesn't matter
if the toaster's still frozen or not.
You say you want medium brown?
It will cook it until it's medium brown.
Okay.
Not for a medium brown preset amount of time.
Here's my question because, I mean, everything comes at a price.
Of course.
Because I want to know if the price pretty much correlates to the feature.
Yeah.
You can get a toaster for very cheap these days.
You can get a toaster from Kmart for 30 bucks.
My mum got a toaster from Kmart and it toast perfectly on one side.
Yeah, and then you just do the other side.
And then you just put it back in and do the other side.
It's weird.
So it's a two slicer.
You put the two bits in and it will cook opposite sides of each piece of toast.
And then you turn around.
Anyway, that's, that's, you get what you pay for.
How much?
How much is this brevel toaster?
You're really, you're stalling.
No, no.
Well, yeah, no, no.
It's, well, it's new technology, right?
When the iPod came out, it was horrendously expensive.
But it will come down.
It'll come down.
How much?
You can get the Breville toaster that looks at your toast while it toasts it for $469.
What?
Is that a four slicer?
No, that's for the two slicer.
Is that for the toe?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I think you can get a four slicer, but I don't have the price for that, and I don't imagine it's cheaper.
Yeah, it's your first born child if you want the four slicer.
Yeah.
For the low, low price.
To be honest, it'd be cheaper just to burn the odd piece on the Kmart one, wouldn't I?
Hey, you take your chances.
Absolutely.
Anyway, big toasted news.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
This is the tea.
Dean's here, poor old Kim Kardashian, doesn't know how much milk costs, Dean.
No.
So she's done an interview, a really incredible interview on all her dating with Alex Cooper.
Touched on lots of things.
He talked about Tanya where she talked about life.
and, you know, life seems like, like, you know what, I'm actually quite out of touch with, like, a lot of, like, normal things.
She's like, I mean, I don't even know what a carton and milk would even cost.
Have a listen to this audio and, uh, she's been here.
I mean, I don't have a concept of what, like, certain simple things cost, which really, um, is, you know,
I'd like to know a milk carton costs, you know.
Like it's an affliction she's suffering from because she's, you know, because she's, you know,
She doesn't know how much things cost.
Dean, it does remind me of the time that the Prime Minister of New Zealand was asked
how much his weekly groceries cost, and he said $60.
And everyone was like, are you living in the 90s?
$60.
Oh, back in 1923, what is this?
Yeah.
Look, she followed that up in that interview, because I've seen the longer clip of that.
And she said, to contrast that, she does know how much she does.
she spends on things like glam.
So the people who come in and make her look every day.
Got it.
And she said she would have to check with her business manager,
but she wouldn't be surprised if she spends $1 million a year on glam, Dean.
But I mean...
Hair and makeup.
Hair and makeup.
Yeah, for sure.
Surely she's not getting glammed every day.
No, they do.
Every day?
They do.
They have glam rooms in their house.
Yeah.
And they have people who work full time on their glam.
glam team, and every day she will go to that room, so she never does her hair and makeup.
Well, I think rarely right, Dean.
Yeah, no, you're right about that.
Like, I know for sure Chris Jenna, she's up at like 4 a.m does her workout, and she's in glam at 5am.
Yeah.
Oh, no, that's no way to love.
No, no, no.
Like, when they travel, they travel with their full glam team.
Like, they're spending a lot.
Yeah, go on.
I was going to tell you about this as well.
Something I know on inside it.
Do you know that, so there's a pecking order as well.
So Kim's at the top.
Chris might be underheard and like Kylie,
but all of the glam teams sometimes work among each other,
but there's a pecking order.
So if Kim wants them, she's the priority.
If Kim's busy, traveling New York,
then the others get to use them.
Oh, my God.
Who's at the bottom?
Who's at the bottom of the pecking order?
Rob.
Rob.
Yeah, yeah.
Rob at the bottom.
And then...
Maybe Kendall.
And then, no, not Kendall.
Well, Kendall doesn't really need much.
Yeah, true.
So she might be at the bottom.
That's the T with Dean McCarthy.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Hey, I don't know if I'm being overly critical of celebrity baby names here,
but I read...
There have been some unique ones over the years.
And the celebrity ones get attention the most
because I think people are scared that it's going to start a trend.
They're like, if Chris Martin names his baby apple,
then we're going to be flooded with a whole lot of apples.
Yeah.
Because names are trends.
Yeah, but it could have just been a fruit salad.
They could have been a pineapple.
They could have been a watermelon.
Bad Harvest.
Yeah.
You know, there could have been a papaya.
That's not bad name.
Hey, papaya.
Comequot.
Oh, yeah, see, that's where it gets a bit weird.
Yeah.
I'd rather papaya.
You'd rather a baby papaya than a baby cumquot, wouldn't you?
Yeah, yep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anne-Marie's revealed her new baby's name.
Anne-Marie, you know Anne-Marie?
British singer, Enette.
How old's Anne-Marie?
Unsure.
Maybe six months old, though.
Oh, okay.
And we've just learned...
She's 34.
34, I am.
You tell me if Anne Marie's baby name is good or bad.
Has she given her...
Because she's got a hyphenated name.
Yeah.
Has she given her baby a hyphenated name?
Well, she's given the baby...
Kind of.
It's first and middle name.
So I think the name is meant to be said together,
but it's first in middle name,
not technically hyphenated.
I'll let Anne Marie reveal the baby's name to you.
All right.
Are you going to reveal...
Yeah, I haven't told anyone yet.
Do you want to know?
Yes.
Okay, his name is Forever.
Yeah, Forever Sugar.
Wait, Forever Sugar.
Forever Sugar.
I hate it.
Boy as well.
Don't like it.
I don't care.
What?
It would make it better if it's a girl.
Oh, Forever Sugar has female connotations to me.
It's got a feminine energy.
Does it not?
It's got a noun energy to me.
Forever Sugar.
Give her a chance.
Do you even know what I want to know why she named her son Forever?
Yeah, go on.
My nan used to sign off every card with Always and Forever.
Yeah.
All the time.
And now my mum does it and my sister does it.
And I just think Forever is just, I don't know, it's just a cool name.
Sugar is his middle name because I had the diabetes thing that you get when you're pregnant.
So, sugar, because she had the diabetes.
Why didn't she name him always?
correct yeah i mean my nan used to sign off cards yours sincerely but my name's not sincerely is it
yeah yeah and my nan used to sign off with bar bitch and my middle name is bitch
yeah true that's true that's true story that is true story my my brother's names will because
my nan used to sign the cards off with you're out of the that's really
Random to name the baby after the affliction that you had during the pregnancy, too.
Yeah, that's quite interesting.
It's like naming your baby perennial tear or something.
Or Stitch, no, because that's what you get, because she got sugar and she had diabetes, so she went with sugar.
I feel like I'd rather sugar than diabetes as a middle name, though.
But are we being judgmental?
Imagine forever diabetes.
That doesn't have a read to it.
Forever and always diabetes.
Yeah.
Marie.
Is that Emery's last name?
No.
Is it not?
No.
That's her hyphenated name.
Am I being overly critical, guys?
Nah, I don't think that.
Take the motivations out.
I'll be honest, that's a crap name.
Crap name.
That's an awful name.
Claudia, what say you?
Yeah, I hate it.
Forever should.
You hate it.
I really don't like it.
I don't like it.
Gloria, that's a baby.
You can't hate a baby.
It feels like a name you should give like a goldfish.
Not even.
Not even worth a gold.
I'm so sorry if there's any Forever's listening.
Do you reckon there is?
I don't know. Forever sugar.
Forever sugar sounds like some kind of bad chemical compound, you know?
Yes.
Unfortunately, you've ingested Forever Sugar.
What would his nickname be?
The company was leaching Forever Sugar into the groundwater in the local community.
What would his nickname be?
ForEves.
Four.
ForEves.
Ever.
Ever?
Ever.
Ev.
If Trevor's nickname is Treve, he'd be forave.
Forave.
Freb.
Freve.
Freve.
It doesn't roll off the tongue.
Ella, you're into fruity things.
Good name, bad name.
Into fruity things.
You know, I do like different names.
I do.
Me too.
Unique names.
Apple is on the cusp, but forever sugar is ridiculous.
Apple's not on the cast.
What?
Custed apple.
I agree.
Shocking name.
Yeah.
All right, try again, Ann Marie.
Thanks a lot.
I'm pop them singing, bye, ba, blah, bye.
Our vegan producer, Ella, came to us with a bit of a gripe about a meal that she had over the weekend.
Ella's with us now.
Hi, Ella.
Hello, good evening.
You said you on the weekend paid an extortionate amount for a pizza.
I did.
It was date night.
Great use of the word extortionate, by the way.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I just thought I'd say that.
Thank you.
Yeah, good work.
Ella.
back to you Ella
Um yeah no
Divilly went on a nice date
You obviously budget for it
In our brains it was like yep well
A date with your husband
Yes
Yes
Why is that so funny
I know it just means the marriage is new
Oh right
We have no kids
You guys are still doing that kind of thing
So cute cute
Clint
Keep it up keep it up
Okay
And we you know
Get drinks we splurge a little bit
On like the menu
And it did say pizza
Which was
already quite expensive.
Yes.
Do you want to know how much?
Yeah.
Like the standard price for the pizza.
The standard price for large.
The standard pizza with your standard ingredients.
Yes.
Oh, this is pre-veganing.
Exactly.
So you still need to veganise this pizza.
Yeah.
Okay.
The standard price of the menu pizza is.
Like $32.
Which is on the steeper side.
At a restaurant, though.
Is it?
Yeah.
I feel like it's, I mean, it's not, I wouldn't say it's cheap.
No.
But I wouldn't say it's like it's like.
Like, whoa.
Exactly.
That's no Domino's $599, is it?
No.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
So we decided, yeah, we'll just do that.
That's a dine-in restaurant pizza.
Yes.
Okay, yep.
And so how much did it go?
Yeah, that's my thing.
You had to get, what, vegan cheese, vegan dough?
Yeah, the dough had milk in it.
Crazy to me that the dough is not vegan.
I know.
Anyway.
I feel like there's so many different ways you can make dough.
True, I've never made it, so.
It's pretty hard
I thought it was flour, water, yeast
Which, yeah, you can make it like that
But there's other ways you can make it
Okay, so you've veganed the cheese, the base, anything else?
No, that was it
It was literally the base and the cheese
You can get quorn?
What?
Quorn.
Corn?
Are you not eating any corn?
Do you mean corn, C-O-R-N?
No, the vegan meat alternative.
Corn.
I've never heard of corn.
How are you vegan and you're not eating corn?
I'm sorry I haven't eaten corn.
Corn.
Okay.
The veganized pizza.
No, no, no, not corn.
Quorn.
Quorn.
Q-U-O-R-N.
Quorn.
Quorn.
Okay, I'll do that later.
Okay, the vegan price of the pizza.
Right, back to the vegan pizza.
For two additional things, they say, oh, just be a little bit.
It was $46.
That is ridiculous for a big pizza.
God, they were really taking new vegans for a ride.
But they're ripping us off.
Do you know how much we paid overall for the dinner?
That's pretty rough.
$104.
Wow.
That's a lot of money.
I'm not understanding that.
You are a massive inconvenience for the restaurant though.
Because they have a process, they have a production line for meals that they're spitting out.
And it's not like you have an allergy.
You've chosen to be vegan.
Yeah, I have for the animals.
So you've gone to the restaurant.
Yeah, but they didn't ask you to do that.
You've gone to this restaurant.
Do not get me started.
I see both sides.
Do I think that's quite a lot of money for changing two things?
Yes.
Yeah, there's quite a lot more.
But do I also see the point Clint's making?
Yeah.
It's like when a gluten-free person goes to an Italian restaurant.
Oh my gosh.
And you're like...
Gluten free people don't have a choice.
No, I know, but...
They literally don't have a choice.
No, no, I know.
Bad example, but I'm just trying to think of the worst place they could have gone.
Keep digging, Clint.
Wait, in other way more serious news,
Someone has just text through and says
Corn isn't vegan, it has egg in it
Well, I can't eat that
What's the point of corn then?
Wait, I need to Google corn now
Is corn, is corn just for the vegetarians?
Is this like a, what kind of thing is it?
What did you say?
It's like a, it's like a, it's like a,
I think it's like a pea-based
Oh, that should be all right?
Why would it have egg in it?
Is corn vegan?
Yes.
Someone said think of the animals.
The delicious animals.
Stuff you.
Some, it says here, there's good news for you, Ella.
It says no.
Not all corn products are vegan.
Some contain egg milk and other non-vegan ingredients, but some corn offers a range of vegan products.
If some, if some, if some, some vegan showed up at my restaurant and asked me for vegan corn.
Hey, what's worse than normal?
Quorn.
I'd be like, we've seen vegan corn.
Can I go on my angry vegan rampage yet?
Someone said, Ella, yeast is a living organism.
How can vegans, how can vegans dare eat yeast?
Because it doesn't have feelings. It doesn't have pain receptors.
You know what else doesn't have feelings?
Oh, go away.
Go away. Let me go on my vegan rampage.
Vegan in this economy?
Geez, must be nice.
Do you know quorn is now doing quorn sausages?
They're also doing quorn snitchels.
Ooh.
Quorn mints and corn pieces.
I really need to get a glow to this corn.
Can you smell that?
That's a corn summer.
Guys, am I turning you vegan?
It's a quorn summer.
You are the vegan and we just introduced you to quorn.
How do you not know corn?
I don't really cook.
I just get what I get eaten
God, if any quorn brands
are looking to sponsor a radio show
We're the one
We're hooty and the blowfish and quorn
And losers
And KFC
We can only be hooty
If we're like corn adjacent
Right
No blowfish
No blofish because we're vegan
Yeah too
Yeah
So hootie and corn
But we're not eating the fish
Oh you are
This is sacrilegious guys
We're KFC through and through
Okay, till we die.
And corn.
No.
Quorn F.C.
Hey, we're going to play How Many Next.
And look, we've already had Toaster News on the show today.
I will say that this is toaster adjacent.
Today is How Many.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Hey, real quick.
No more corn chat.
Just real quick.
No more corn chat.
We're moving on.
Did I ever tell you guys the university I really wanted to go to?
No, which university was it?
I really...
Hold on, I'm getting it out.
I always really wanted to go to Cornell.
That's it.
No more...
I don't get it.
No more corn chat.
Cornel.
How many?
How many?
How many?
That's a good amount.
This is how many.
The game you win by having the most something.
Ellis still...
There's a university called Cornell, but what I did was, I changed it to Corn.
Okay, no, anyway.
She hasn't know corn.
She's not going to know Cornell.
Where is Cornell?
This is the game you win by having the most something, and Katie is going to play this afternoon.
Kiyoda, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Today you're going to win if you have the most appliances on your kitchen bench.
Do you know your number off the top of your head?
Yeah, I think we've got about eight.
Eight.
Oh, geez.
Eight.
Can you go on, I mean, I'd hate to fact-check for you, but can you run us through the appliances?
I'm just interested to know.
Yeah, I'm a keen cook and baker, so I have a K-mix, like a kitchen-aid, a jug, a hand-mixer,
a coaster, a food processor, coffee machine, a microwave, and a blender.
Four, okay.
Any corn sitting in your fridge?
No, unfortunately not.
Oh, Katie, you haven't lived until you've tried.
Delicious corn.
Eight is going to be hard to beat, Katie.
You need to pick the person that you think you're most likely to have more appliances on your bench than.
Is it Bree?
Is it Claudia in the flatting situation?
Is it Ella who's living in someone's basement at the moment?
Or is it me, Clint?
I'm going to go with Bree.
You're going to go with Bree?
Yeah.
You think you've got more sitting on your bench than I do?
My kitchen is quite old.
And quite small, I've been there too.
Okay, let's lock in Brie and go to Claudia.
Claudia, how many on yours?
Can I ask a question?
If the microwave's in a little knock and not on the bench, do I still count it?
I count it, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Because I didn't include mine.
Is it under the bench?
No, it's in that little microwave spot above.
So it's not on the bench.
Okay, no, it doesn't count.
In that case, I only have three.
Three?
Yeah.
What are they?
I've got a kettle, a coffee machine, and a toaster.
Nice.
Yeah, the essentials.
Ella, what about you?
Five.
Five, what do you got?
I've got, and bear in mind, this is all my friends, because I live in her basement.
We use the kitchen.
Toaster, rice cooker, kettle, toasty machine, coffee.
What, it's all sitting on the bench?
Yeah.
The rice cook is out permanently.
Well, yeah, we use it most days.
Damn.
Okay.
We've got coffee machine.
Air fryer.
Yep.
Kettle, Toaster, Thermomix.
Whoa.
Five.
All right, so Katie would have won if she picked any of you.
Yes, she would have.
But would she have won if she picked me?
I've only got four.
Oh, I've no other kitchen bench space to fit anything else.
I'm going to go with you.
Toaster, Kettle, air fryer.
Did you get the ninja thing?
No air fryer.
We have to keep that in the cupboard because we don't have to.
enough room.
Toaster, kettle, coffee machine, soda stream.
Oh, soda stream.
Katie, no one was going to beat you with eight appliances in your kitchen.
That's mental.
I've got no cupboard space, so everything goes on the bench.
Ah, fair.
Yeah.
Hey, you win.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Well done.
Cool, thank you.
Nice work.
No problems.
Someone texted in before and said I would not be calling in for 50 quorn dollars.
So.
No.
No.
Someone goes, also, this is so corny.
Yeah, our corn jokes are about corny, aren't they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw these people talking about, sorry.
One sec.
I saw these people talking about who are the most famous five people in the world right now.
Yeah.
And I thought it was quite an interesting conversation.
Uh-huh.
Because I feel like everyone's will be different,
but I'm really interesting.
to know for you
who are you thinking
are the top five most famous people
in the world right now? I think there's going to be
crossover. Yeah, of course, I agree.
And I think there'll be some universal
truths, you know, like there'll be one or two people
that have to be on every list. But yeah,
the rest could be mildly, less subjective. Do you want to hear my
list? Yes. I've kind of
ummed an art over this. So the
mainstay, I think, for everyone's list,
Trump.
He wasn't on my
Trump's not on your list
No, maybe it's
Yeah, I don't know
He
The most powerful
Most controversial man
On the planet
Is not in your top five
Most Famous People
He wasn't
He's been
Famous for 50 years
And he's now
The President for the second time
Okay
I thought that one was going to be universal
But that makes it more interesting
I guess
I went Trump
Zuck
Elon
God, you got an awful list
Yeah
I was trying to toss up between
Oprah or Taylor Swift
It's Taylor Swift
Yeah
She's famous with
You know
A certain group of people
But
No, she's she's household name
Yeah she's household name
Yeah
Household name for sure
And certain households
No I'd say pretty much
Every household
And then I went
My last spot
I was going to give
Oh do they have to be alive
Yes
Okay
Why who were you going to say
If they didn't
And who have you replaced them with
Well I had Michael Jackson
Or Queen Elizabeth in there
Okay
Neither of them are alive
Yeah so we'll cancel that one out
Yeah
And then
I was tossing up between
The Rock and Will Smith
The Rock more household name
Than Will Smith I'd say
Do you think
Like now?
Like we're talking now
Now
And that's why I would say
Taylor Swift
Before Oprah
Okay I'll go
Trump, Zuck
Elon, Oprah, The Rock.
That's my top five.
Okay.
What's your top five?
My top five, Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Elon Musk.
Yeah.
The Rock or Beyonce.
I was tossing up between either or.
Yeah, yeah.
And Ed Shearren was on the list too.
Ed Sharon?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like you think about, I mean, not only is he doing like all those new songs in different languages now.
Yeah.
Which, like, puts him into, like, different, like, households and countries.
Do they know Ed Shearing in Africa, though?
Yeah.
Do they?
I reckon.
Okay.
Okay, that's my question.
Yeah.
Like, because you have to think about all the different parts of the world.
That's the thing.
Yeah, it's easy to be in your own bubble and say things like Taylor's Left.
Or Trump.
Or who else?
Did you say Zuckerberg?
People, there's people in Africa that don't know who that is.
They don't have a computer.
You reckon?
Yeah.
And yet I've still got
I reckon I've got a Facebook page
Well maybe
Yeah
Okay Claudia hit us with your list
The ones that didn't quite make my list
But I was floating Brad Pitt
And Chris Martin
I forgot about Brad Pitt
Yeah
I feel like that right
But they didn't make my final list
But I think I'm pretty similar to you guys
I've also said The Rock
I said Christiana Rinaldo
Donald Trump Taylor Swift and Beyonce
Pretty similar
Yeah
Ella
Ella is going to be
Britney Brosky
Benson Boone
It's not
The Lorax girl
Yeah, Olivia Dean
Love her
Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber
Gordon Ramsey I thought
Could be well known everywhere
Britney Spears and Daniel Radcliffe
Because of Harry Potter
I don't hate that list
It's not an awful list
I don't hate that list
It's not a bad list
There's some thought in there it's good
I think you're crazy not to have Trump on there though
No way
Trump not
But everyone knows who he is
I don't even want to think about him
No I know
But it's not
Who do you like the most
That's not the list
I feel like he was on my cusp of people
Nah.
I just think music has more reach.
Yes, amen, brother.
Than politics?
Music has more reach than hate.
That's not.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
Like music in terms of going into...
Okay, you accept Trump, I'll accept Taylor.
Here's a list.
Trump, Musk, Bezos, Taylor, Bread Pit.
Why do they...
See, I don't agree with Bezos.
I don't agree with...
And I don't agree with...
Musk.
Like, I think, yes, especially...
Elon Musk. He's very well known.
He's also the world's wealthiest person.
But do you think people
in certain countries give a crap about
that or a hearing about that? They're not
hearing about that. I like this list. The Rock
John Sina, Donald
Trump, Taylor Swift, Elon
Mask. That's a good podcast.
Oh, Jesus.
John Sina.
Z. N's brain Clint.
Someone said, I've not laughed
this hard guys since you did
Irish or Lyrish, but Fern Archer, who works at the furniture store, has set me off at work looking
crazy.
Can I tell you guys that Brie just tweaked, she'd just figured out the Fern Archer one in the last
45 seconds?
And I like it.
I like it a lot.
Fern Archer who works at Hunter Furner Furniture.
That's good stuff.
I like it.
This fern, last name, aren't you?
Welcome to our furniture store.
So good.
This is birthday banger where you tell us your date of birth
and we tell you the number one song on the day you turn 16
or we can do it for your mum, Mila.
Good afternoon.
Hi, Mila.
Hi.
How old are you?
I'm almost 10.
Almost 10.
Okay, this is great.
And you're calling up to do mums.
What's her name?
Rachel.
All right.
What's Rachel's birthday, Mila?
20th of October.
Wait, it's today.
Oh, my God.
It's today.
So, can you tell your mom happy birthday from us?
Thank you.
You are welcome, Rachel.
You were 16, though, in 2012.
And on this day, 20th of October, 2012, this was number one.
Oh, it's an absolute tune.
from Calvin Harris.
Vintage banger with Florence and the Machine.
You guys like it, both of you?
Guys, it's a great one.
Okay, happy birthday, Rachel.
Wait there, we're going to do Marie's birthday banger.
Kilda Marie.
Hi, Marie.
Hi there.
How are you today, Marie?
How was your weekend?
Oh, it was good, actually.
Thank you.
How about yours?
Good to hear, lovely, Marie.
Probably a little bit too good, if you know what I mean.
Brie was on her hen's doing.
She's got about 40% of her voice left.
Push the boat out a bit too.
much, Marie. Hey, what's your
birthday?
This is 3rd,
1971. All right, that means
you were 16 in 1987
and we've done our calculations
Marie. This is your birthday banger.
Millie Bobby Brown
from Stranger Things father-in-law.
John Bon Jovi, that's living on a prayer.
Do you like it, Marie?
I do, thank you. God, you got to like it.
He doesn't like Bon Jovi.
I mean, Clint doesn't.
Exactly. I'm not a huge fan, but he was a real...
But that song. He was a real stud muffin in 1987, wasn't he, Marie?
Just a little bit, yeah.
Still is.
Still is.
Yeah, true.
Good point, Brie.
Let's do Terran's husband's birthday banger.
Hi, Taryn.
Hi, Taryn.
Hello, how are you guys?
We're good.
Why is your husband so special?
Why aren't you doing your own birthday now?
I have done mine, but it's our anniversary today, too.
So I thought I'd do him.
Oh, cute.
Taryn.
What's your hubby's name?
Tony.
Shout out to Tony.
Good luck for tonight.
Hopefully it all works out.
Hey, Taryn, what is Tony's birthday?
The 12th of September 1985.
All right.
That means he was 16 in 2001.
And on that day, this was number one.
Oh, maybe an insight as to what's to come.
All right.
Taryn's loving it.
Taryn gets it.
Taryn gets it.
It's good, Taryn.
Oh, Taryn gets it all right.
Put this on tonight, Taryn.
Okay, wait.
I like that one too.
Taryn on your anniversary.
That's a good song.
Bon Jovi's a good song for Marie.
I like them all.
I've got to go with Mieler and Rach,
because it was a banger and it is Rachel's birthday two days.
That's my vote.
Yeah, no same.
Yeah?
Yeah, of course.
Hey, Mila, are you there?
Yeah.
You won!
Can you tell Mum she won birthday banger?
Yay, oh, thank you guys.
Have the most amazing birthday, Rachel, okay?
Thank you so much.
And we'll pop this one on for you, Mila and Rachel.
Here it is.
From the year 2012, it was number one on this day.
Calvin Harris and Florence to the Machine.
Brian Clint on ZM.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
ZM Brinclin.
That's a birthday banger for Mila's mum, Rachel.
Whose birthday is today?
Calvin Harris, Florence and the Machine, sweet nothing.
Absolutely criminal to think that that song is 13 years old today.
13 years?
Disgusting.
You know I hate when you do that.
No, but it's important to mark the passing of Timebury.
Otherwise it's just going to race.
And before you know it, I'd rather that.
Okay, fair enough.
Hey, have you heard the audio of former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson trying to say chat GPT?
No?
Oh my God.
It's one of those things where you go, wait, you can't say chat GPT normally and AI.
Actually, I'm going to play it for you right now.
One thing that really encourages me is AI.
I love AI.
Do you use AI?
Absolutely.
Do you use chat chitpity?
Do you know chichipt?
I love chat chit.
I love it.
Chachibitti is fantastic.
It's so nice.
Chachimiti.
Sorry, what the hell?
A.
I.
Chejibati.
You know who does sound?
A.I.
It's him.
Boris Johnson.
It got me thinking about people who have weird ways of saying normal things.
Careful.
She's listening.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
How do I do this?
So for a completely unrelated reason,
we're going to get Bree's mum,
Mama die on the show next.
The Z.M. Podcast Network.
Over the weekend, former Prime Minister of Great Britain,
Boris Johnson was giving an interview.
Somehow the topic of AI and ChatGPT came up.
And that's when the world learnt that he can't say either of those words.
One thing that really encourages me is AI.
I love AI.
Do you use AI?
Absolutely.
Do you use Chat Chipitti?
Do you know Chachipiti?
I love Chachipti.
I love it.
Chachipti is fantastic.
It's so not.
Chach Gptu.
Say it again.
Why did he kind of go South African?
Why, why any of it?
Why any of it?
So to analyse that, we've got our resident linguistics expert on the show.
Bree's mum, Mama Di.
Hi, Mum.
Hi, guys.
How you going?
We're well.
How are you?
Really well, thank you.
We know that you have studied, you care a lot about the English language.
You know your linguistics, and we thought you could set an example this afternoon, Mum, of how to pronounce certain things.
No problem.
I reckon I'm really good at it.
Yeah, I agree.
That's why you're here.
Let's cover off the basics, first of all.
So just what Boris had.
Can you give us an AI?
AI.
Sweet.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
And chat GPT?
Chat.
Oh, don't stumble at the old.
Don't stumble early, die.
Take a breath.
Have one more go.
Have one more go. Chat, GPT.
Chat.
Chat.
Oh, shit.
GTP.
Oh, okay.
I thought he was bad.
Yeah.
I can't give you a point there, Diane, unfortunately.
Wait, we'll give you one more chance.
Okay, compose yourself.
Yeah.
The website.
which uses artificial intelligence is called chat gTP no that's a fail but that's okay
that's okay that's okay it's okay it's a wrap up and you know you know genuinely genuinely
she's not taking the piss no i know this is dead set serious no i know hey mom uh another favorite
of ours uh from you is the way you say that certain singer's name
Oh, Arianda Grunde.
Yeah, that one.
How do you say her name?
Arianda Grunde.
My best to stop watching.
My neck is flossing.
Make big deposits.
My gloss is popping.
Do you like my hair?
Gee, thanks.
Just bought it.
I see it like it.
I want it.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
She can't say it, but boy, she can sing it.
She can sing the hell out of it.
Hey, Mum, do you remember?
Who's to say that I'm not wrong?
Um, mum, her
Whose name it actually is?
We should, no, no, actually,
Mama Di's right, we should have asked her
We should have asked her when we sat down with her
How you correctly say her name
Imagine, that would have been the biggest scope
In the interview, she'd gone
Thank you for finally asking
It's actually Arianda Grande
Well, I used to have a problem
With one of Brianna's teachers
Oh yeah, which one?
Mr. Arcadiochano.
You mean Mr. Archidiakano?
Yeah, so I used to just say Mr. A.
I mean, that was the way to go.
Yeah, that took away that problem.
My other, Mom, can you remind me what was that cartoon called that we loved
and Pikachu was in it?
What was that cartoon?
Oh, do I have to say it?
Yeah, what was it?
With ash
You know with ash
Catch them
And what was it
What was it called
Started with a P
Do you remember?
No I don't remember
Yeah you do
Bullshit
How did you say it mum
Poker
I reckon it is Pokemon
With a D on the end
My mum would always go
Oh that show was on
You know the show that you love
Pokemon
You've got to catch a mauled.
Okay, magemon.
Well, at least I can own it.
So that's one thing about it.
Yeah, yeah.
The last one, Brie wanted you to say, not me.
I'd never ask you to say this.
Brie wanted to see if you could just say, see an enemy for us.
Seenemone.
Perfect, actually.
You nailed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wish I'd been drinking.
I probably got most.
Can you call us when you have been?
Yeah.
I will.
Yeah, thank you.
We're off to use chat, PTB.
Oh, geez, I've laughed so much.
She can smell it on.
Here's Ariande on Zidim.
It's ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast.
Genuine question for everyone.
Producers, Clint, everyone listening,
is the Bush back?
Is the Bush back?
And when I say bush, yes, that bush, we talked about last week, Kim Kardashian bringing out a range of G-strings that had fake Merkins on them.
Yeah, they had, they're a hairy G-string.
Yeah.
Makes it look like you've got quite a shaggy bush, doesn't it?
A full bush.
Yeah, yeah.
And it made me think, I was like, wait a second, if these trends, I mean, I'm not saying I like
the G-strings from Kim Kardashian
But if they're kind of
If this is starting to trickle through the fashion world
Well she wouldn't be doing it
If she hadn't heard murmurings
That the bush was back
You know?
The murkering's or the murmuring
The murkering's that the bush is back
I know that you are anti-Bush revival
Because you've had your bush surgically removed
There's nothing I can do now
Not surgically removed
I had it lasered
Yeah
Like I just pictured surgically removed
they've come in and taken that piece of skin off.
No, no, no, no.
Like a scalping.
Yeah, like a...
Yeah, yeah, sorry, wrong term, wrong term.
So, so you're actually anti-Bush.
It's in your best interest to be anti-Bush.
I'm not anti-Bush.
Like, I'm wanting everyone to do what they want to do.
Yeah.
Me personally, I'm anti-Bush for myself.
I don't think I ever am going to want to bring back the bush.
I'm happy being a bald eagle.
bald as a badger
And I also, you're right
Very different to a spread eagle
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, but we don't want it at the same time
No, well, me, if we're putting our cards in the table, I'm Pro Bush
Yeah, you're going to keep yours
I'll keep mine, yeah
You're keeping yours in?
I'll keep it under control, but
You keep it trim though, don't you?
I keep it tight, yeah, yeah, but it's got to be something there
Otherwise, you know, on a fella
I feel like it's different for the lads though
I feel like this is a different conversation
Because I feel like
True, we're not talking about boys, are we?
I feel like the bush never really left
In the way that it kind of did for us.
And men's bush doesn't trend
So for the ladies, pro-bush.
Okay, good to know.
Great to know.
Producers?
So funny.
I think I'm pretty neutral bush.
Neutral bush?
You can't be on the fence.
I lean anti-bush, but fence bush.
Seek, and you're a millennial.
I feel like for us millennials...
Are you a swing bush voter?
A swing bush voter.
I feel like for the millennials,
we literally have grown up
in the time where it was very on trend
to have no bush.
The shapes are quite confronting though.
Yeah.
That they try to pedal.
I don't like those.
The shapes?
The landing?
Yeah, the heart.
The V.
Yeah.
The arrow.
I was never really into the...
The lightning bolt.
The Yax marks the crotch.
The Soviet sickle.
Ella, what about a Gen Z take?
What's happening in the Gen Z bush world?
What is happening in Gen Z?
I'm impartial, but I like the movement coming back
because, God forbid, I haven't shaved,
and there's a little bit slipping out when I'm swimming.
It doesn't matter.
Jesus, Ella, you don't need to.
it's so graphic.
You guys have been going off about Bushes and Merkins.
Are you pro or anti-Bush?
I'm happy for it to be here.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
I'm happy about it.
I'm genuinely interested to know, like, how many Gen Zeters' bushes have you?
And is it, is it trendy, genuine question?
Is it, would you say, more trendy to have bush or no bush for the Gen Zitters?
I think cleaned up, tidied.
Okay.
I think it's, mm.
Yeah, I really don't know.
Some have lasers, some just trim it.
Some have it all growing out everywhere.
She hasn't seen enough.
She can't give us a definitive answer.
She can't.
Ella's like, guys, I'll go out to the gyms and I'll go,
and I'll go do research this weekend.
I said a few.
I'm sadden to think Ella's seen no bush.
I've got sisters.
No bush for Ella.
I've got sisters.
It's ZM's Breinclint podcast.
That's the end of our show.
Hooray.
Hooray.
Bree's voice survived.
Yeah, it's still here.
Yep.
And I survived.
And you survived.
You've been quite perky.
I have.
I've had three coffees.
And then I also have the supplements that I've got for the gym at the moment,
like a before the gym type thing.
Oh, look at the time.
Producers, have you got somewhere to be?
I've got to go too.
But here's the thing, Brie.
I took them and then didn't go to the gym.
Hey, tomorrow if there's time, can you tell that story again?
Because shit, that was interesting.
This just isn't, I didn't survive the show.
I have been roasted to a crisp.
I'll bring you some extra sunscreen tomorrow.
Okay, bye guys.
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