ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th September 2021

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast Where, spoiler alert, halfway through the show today We find out that we're coming out of lockdown in 48-ish hours Thank God Thank Jebus Like I was not good yesterday. No.

I just got to that point. I feel like. Hit the wall. Yeah. It's just, I think just every, you know, it's like everything, one thing after the other. And like when you've been in lockdown for how many weeks, five weeks, it's like one tiny thing can set you off because you're just not in a good place.

You're just in limbo and it shows you how like fragile the human mind is you imagine what it's like if you're a prisoner i don't know how those people survive especially if you're a prisoner who's been wrongly accused like if you know that you're innocent imagine sitting in a jail cell for 10 years how do you not go insane? You probably do. You probably go a bit insane. Of course. And I feel like a lot of people do because we're not built that way. Shout out to the prison contingent of the Brian Clint Show audience.

That's quite interesting. Is there anyone that listens to this podcast from prison? Yeah. There probably would be. Could there be? Maybe. Depends on the type of prison and what sort of rights you get. Do they have Wi-Fi? Internet. Is there Wi-Fi in prison?

Some prisoners get time on the internet and stuff. To do their Hotmail. Oh, yeah, they'd be on the Hotmail. To check on their Neopets. What's that noise? I'm literally going crazy. I just had a quick story. Remember the package of mine that got stolen out of the letterbox?

Oh, yeah. The needle? Yeah. I think my courier driver might hate me because I contacted the company and I said, package got stolen. It's not your fault. I know it was in the letterbox. I know it got stolen.

Is there anything I can do? And they said, oh, they shouldn't have left that package in the letterbox so we can do a claim on it and claim against it, and they will have to pay us, the courier company, and then we can send you another one. They'll repay us. We can send you a new one. It's like, great, cool, let's do that.

He goes, I'll send it to your work this time so it doesn't get lost. So I sent it to work. It got bounced because our work's all locked up at the moment because we're in lockdown. That's what happened to my package. What do we do when that happens? Contact the company. Contact the delivery company or the company you bought it off.

Mine's come from Australia Post. Yeah, we'll contact Australia. I've got something coming from Australia. It's been waiting, like, maybe it's up to eight weeks. It's just a vinyl. Anyway, the courier company called me and they said, hey, we've got your package here. It's been rejected.

I was like, that's fine. Can you send it to my house? But can you please put a note on it not to leave it in the letterbox? Because last time this package got left in the letterbox and someone stole it. And she goes, oh my God, that shouldn't have happened. Yes, I'll put a note on it to leave it on the doorstep.

They left it in the letterbox. It got stolen. The whole front of the package was an orange sticker that said, do not leave in letterbox. Take to doorstep. I'm talking like this big. On the outside of the box. On the outside of the package, yeah.

And the package got left in the letterbox. Oh my God. So it didn't get stolen. But it didn't get stolen, but only because my wife saw the courier van pull up and she went out and she saw it. Not only was it in the letterbox, it was half hanging out of the letterbox on the roadside.

Attention to detail. I like that. I think he fucking hates me. No, I'm kidding. In fairness, I'm going to stand up for courier drivers here. Can you imagine what their lives are like at the moment? Yeah.

And to be honest. And I'm not having a go at courier drivers. Just this guy specifically. Just that courier driver? Just this courier driver from this company. To be honest, he's probably just so exhausted and so busy that he's just not even looked. I bet you he didn't even look at the sticker. The sticker had the address on it.

The address was handwritten with the same pen that said, do not leave in letterbox. Take to doorstep. It's not looking good. I've got like four or five packages and I don't know where any of them are. Isn't that fun? It's not fun. It gives me anxiety. But it's always fun to have a package coming.

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. Oh, my God. What? Look what arrived today. There's a new Samsung. No, not a new Samsung. Another baby. The rum.

The hipster rum. Oh, it's already here. It's already here. I got that sponsored on my Instagram yesterday. Nice. Really? Because we were talking about it. Yeah.

Anyone can read today. Listen to us. Anyway, hipster. Now I really want my packages. I don't even know what they are. Yeah. Do you want to know what's in the hipster rum? Rum.

Tonka beans. Nice. My favorite bean. Clove. The Brazil nut. Good to cover up. Cinnamon. People who watch Friends will get that joke I just made.

Do you want to know what I had for breakfast? I started off with porridge. Oh, yum. Which had brown sugar. Oh, so you're not going for the coconut sugar. Stewed apple. Oh, no. Are you doing a Friends line?

No. I love stewed apple Oh no Are you doing a Friends line now No I was I love stewed apple On my eggs The Brazil nut Was a friends line Yeah right Nutmeg ginger and orange peel There you go

That's what's in my hipster rum Cool Have you had some yet No it arrived at Two o'clock this afternoon Yeah so why wouldn't you Have a little swig My question stands

Tonight Tonight's the night Have a swig tonight Yeah Are you going to have it Like just straight Or what are you going to have it Like just straight Or what are you going to have it with No let's have it on ice

Don't sit there And pretend like You know what you're doing Well I don't need to A spite To go all those things He's got to start somewhere Have it on ice

He's got to start somewhere No I'm not saying That it's not okay That he's starting somewhere But he's just pretending Like he's starting from the top Oh no I wouldn't waste a good rum

I'm getting sick By polluting it I'll just have it on ice On Saturday I bet you he's starting somewhere, but he's just pretending like he's starting from the top. Oh, no, I wouldn't waste a good rum by polluting it. I always have it on ice. On Saturday? I bet you he's going to have one sip of it straight and be like, I can't drink this. Lizzie said to me, cold package. You don't even like rum. Hey, like I said, you got to start somewhere. You got to do something with your life.

Like where's my eyebrows? Oh, you know what I made a decision about? Yeah, my eyebrows. I've got eyebrow chat too. Yeah, I've got lots of eyebrow chat. You go first. No, no, I was just saying the only package I've received is from Australia. You didn't buy the eyebrow stamp like I bought.

No, I didn't buy the eyebrow stamp. I bought the actual salon treatment stuff from Australia. What treatment stuff? Give up on the eyebrow stamp, by the way. No, I'm ordering it again. It's coming. Huh? Do you want to dye my eyebrows? I bought the actual stuff. I can dye your eyebrows. I'd be good at it already.

For those who don't know, the eyebrow stamp that Brie wants, because she puts a lot of work into her eyebrows each day. It's probably like 15 minutes. She's hoping to get a stencil, which means she can spray her eyebrows on like she's fucking Banksy. It's not spray paint, it's a stamp. Yeah, okay, stamp.

It's like a powder stamp. Yes, it is. No, it's not. It's not going to work because there's too much subtle nuance and delicacies involved with getting it right. You'll have wonky eyebrows or they'll be too dense. It's like if someone sold you a, what if it was a full facial makeup stamp? You know, it wouldn't work.

If they're like, if you press this on your face, you'll get makeup. You believe it'll work, it'll work. In the video, it looks like it works. Yeah, well, that's what infomercials are, Brie. No, but it's not an infomercial. It's real people on TikTok, like just everyday people. Not real, that's bullshit. Also, well, okay, well, this is really good lead-in to my other chat then.

Okay, hit me. I made a decision this morning that when we get out of lockdown i'm gonna get a shit ton of botox that was one decision and my second decision is that i'm gonna get my eyebrows feather tattooed oh nice oh yeah so then it takes away that problem microblading yeah yeah because my friend said to me one of my friends who's had hers microbladed she said it makes her wear a lot less makeup because she doesn't feel like she has to put on. They're always done.

Because when you've got your eyebrows done, like. Lucy's had it done. It was brilliant. Yeah, I really want to get it done. But then I looked into, where did Lucy go? Lash Noir. That's where I want to go. Do you know how long the waiting list is?

They don't want me to go there. It's a trendy place. That's where I want to go. Eyebrow tattooing has come a long way, can I just say. If you're listening to this and you're thinking about those old ladies whose eyebrows have long since fallen out but they've got those curvy lines tattooed

up on there. It's not the same. I think it's fairly pretty mainstream now. Yeah, and it doesn't last forever. No, it lasts for a long time. It lasts for a long time. And you get touch-ups, right? But you won't be an 80-year-old. With a big black line on my face.

Because here's a shocking thing that you may not believe. Thick eyebrows won't be trendy forever. What? Yes! And so if you had permanently thick eyebrows, that was the same problem with thin eyebrows. Those weren't cool forever. So you had thin eyebrows tattooed on and then...

I just can't see going back to thin eyebrows being trendy. Yeah, but two years ago, could you see yourself ordering a pair of cargo pants on the internet? Yeah, probably. I wasn't very cool. No, bullshit. You know? Yeah, that's a great point, mate.

Everything goes in circles. Well, do you see in a couple of years the bush coming back? Oh, bush is back, baby. The bush is not back. I'm screwed. I just started laser. The bush is not coming back because I'm fucked if the bush is coming back. It's the bush and the bush and the bush is back.

If the bush comes back, I don't give a shit. It's not coming back for me. When the boys from the bush are back in town. You guys don't know that song. It sounded good. Was it a song about pubes? No, it's a song about being from the bush. Being with the boys.

So you could say we're all from the bush. And the boys from the bush and we're back. The Aussie listeners will know that song. And we're back in town. Love you Australia. Here's the podcast everybody. G'day everybody. It's Brie and Clint. Hello everyone. happy Monday.

Happy Monday. How was everyone's weekends? The same as the last four weekends. I feel like they're having a big laugh because we're literally living in that movie Groundhog Day. Yeah, there's been a whole lot of those Netflix shows come out recently where, you know, they live a day and then they wake up the next day and it's the exact same day and it takes them like five days to figure out that they're in a loop. Yeah. We're in a loop.

We're in a loop. I was having a bit of a crappy day yesterday and I was just like, I'm just just give us something. Just give us so we feel like we're making progress. Yeah, but I feel for them as well because they can't, if it's not the right time, it's not the right time, you know?

And if we go down too early just because we feel like we have to go down, then the five weeks that we've done will be for nothing, you know? If it gets out of control again. But we need something. But I mean, is level three that different to level four is now what I'm thinking? I don't know. I don't remember

what level three looks like. Is it level three? I don't remember what level two looks like. I don't remember what level one looks like at this stage. We're so far away.

I feel like level three is takeaways. It's takeaways and contactless pickup from businesses that can do contactless pickup. So if your business

can operate in a contactless way, then you can open up, which I imagine means that Bunnings will put all the big bags of soil just outside, and it's like an honesty policy, like an honesty box. You've got to put some coins in the box and then lift your own soil into your own car. Yeah, because that's the first thing I'd like to steal is some soil.

Yeah. Oh, you don't need any soil? Look out! Some of us have been dreaming about bags of soil from Mitre 10 for the last... What do you need bags of soil for? I've got plants to plant ahead of summer, mate.

I've got some veggies to plant. There's a regular bad boy over here stealing soil. Okay, we're going to take that announcement live today when it happens. I feel like the whole country is wanting to know

what is happening today. So we will take the announcement from the Prime Minister live just after four o'clock as it happens. But right now, let's do something fun and give away some cash. Thanks to Tradie vs Lady. If you want to play, you can call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

We need a tradie and a lady to play. We had a text last week. Someone's saying, can a lady tradie play for the tradies? Yes! Anyone can play for everyone. So call now if you want to play. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. All right, here we go. Another week of tradie versus lady. The tradie's still ahead at 79. The lady's sitting on 74 wins for the year. Who's going to 80 points first? Let's find out. Our lady today is from Dunedin.

She's 22 and she is learning how to knit. Very cool right now. Welcome to the show, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hi, how are you? Are we at that point of lockdowns, are we? Yes, we are, even though I'm not on lockdown. It's good mindfulness knitting. It forces you to sit in one place and not on lockdown. It's good mindfulness, knitting.

It forces you to sit in one place and focus on something that's not your phone, or so I hear. My nonna was an avid knitter. Yeah, what are you hoping to knit first? Are you starting with a scarf, Georgia? No, I think I'm going to go for a big old blanket. Yeah, nice. Ooh, that's ambitious. All right, you'll be taking on our tradies today.

He's 28, he's from Parmy, and he loves fishing on the weekends. Welcome to the show, Brandon. G'day, Brandon. How's it? What's your favourite fish to fish? I'll go for a bit of a snapper. Oh, snapper. Good bloody fish.

What's your favourite fish to eat? All of them, really. Yeah, all of them. A bit of everything.. Bit of everything. Bit of everything. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Okay. Brandon, you buzzer's tradie.

George, you buzzer is lady. First to three, 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck, everyone. All right, here we go. Question number one. Daylight savings starts very soon, but what exact day does it start?

Tradie? Yes, Brandon? Sunday morning. Correct. Sunday the 26th. This Sunday, I can't wait. Bring it on. Bring it on.

One to the tradies. Question number two. We find out whether Auckland is coming out of its longest ever Level 4 lockdown. What time is that announcement? Brady. Yes, Brandon. 4pm. That is correct.

He's off to an absolute flyer. Georgia, you need this one here, okay? Okay. Question number three. The sci-fi film The Martian, released in 2015, is a story about a man who gets stranded on Mars after his crew leaves him behind. Who is the main actor in this film?

Is it A, Ben Affleck, B, Mark Wahlberg, C, Matt Damon, or D, Brad Pitt? Brady. Brandon, for the win. B. B, Mark Wahlberg is incorrect. Georgia. I'm going to go with D.

D, Brad Pitt, also incorrect. It's Matt Damon. We move on to the next question. Still two to the tradies. Name somewhere the Queen of England lives. Ladies. Georgia was the first one to buzz in clearly. So, Georgia?

Buckingham Palace. She's on the board. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number five. Can you tell me who sings this song? No, that's not a song. This is the song. Brandon, who will win?

Post Malone. He's got it. Georgia, you pulled one back, but Brandon, too good. 50 bucks coming your way. Awesome, cheers for that. Sweet, guys. Have a great week. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint. Stop yawning. Stop trying to make me yawn by yawning, okay? It's not good for the radio. That doesn't work. There's no such thing. There is such thing. It's the most...

Stop. I'm not going to look at you, okay? Okay. I need to tell you a story about a woman in Santa Cruz, California, who has been served a burger with a severed finger inside it. Like, I get, you know, when a hair sometimes strays

into the food. Like, that's understandable. There's a million hairs on your head. You can't control that. You can't control what you can. But you know what I mean? I get it. I understand. I even get when a bit of fingernail gets in there. I get it. You know, accidents happen.

I had a friend who got a juice from a juice bar in Auckland before. The juice bar will not be named. And they sucked a fingernail up the straw into their mouth. It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever witnessed. And I can't imagine how it was for that person. Did it have fingernail polish on it? No, but I bet he wish it did so he could take the fingernail in and go, show me your fingers, show me your fingers.

Remember I told you that time I went to the Mexican place and the girls' fake nails were poking through the latex gloves? Yes, you did. And now I can't eat at that place anymore. Thank you very much for telling me that. Look, I get all those things. Yeah. that place anymore. Thank you very much for telling me that. Look, I get all those things. Try explaining the mishap of having

a severed finger in the food. So, Stephanie Benitez was having a burger at Hot Burger in Santa Cruz last week when she, yeah, she found a finger in the patty, a part of a severed finger.

She's uploaded a picture of it to her Facebook page and it's very clearly a severed finger. She's uploaded a picture of it to her Facebook page and it's very clearly a severed finger. I need to see this. She took it back to the counter and said, hey, there's a finger in this burger. They didn't go, nah, that's not a finger, that's just a bit of protein.

They went, oh, oops, we would like to offer you your money back. They, yeah, I know, just her money back. They also said that it's not really their fault because the burger patties arrive pre-made. So it's not their fault. Well, I mean, you know, they got a point. No, the finger's got a point. They've got a bad supplier for their burger patties.

The finger ain't pointing at anything anymore. Can you frigging imagine if you found a finger in there? You'd think you were part of a mafia hit or something. You wouldn't know. Oh, my. I can't even. I can't even picture it. Let's trace it back to the source and imagine you're the place that makes the burger patties

and you're a person who makes burger patties and you lose a finger. You say something. Surely you say something. I mean, that is, you know, something you might bring up with your boss. Yeah. So that they can take the appropriate measures. Hey, boss, this might screw up the batch of burger patties, but bad news, one of my fingers came off

and I'm pretty sure it's in the mixture. I don't know when it happened. Probably good just to write off today's stock. I think it was probably between this window and this window. Also, I took three Band-Aids from the staff first aid kit. I hope that's okay. Oh, unless this is mafia stuff and someone's put like a, you know when they try and hide a body and they've put like a whole body in?

Yeah, because the first place mafia people hide bodies is in burger patties. Or they put it, maybe they put it into a, nah, that's too gross, eh? Yeah, that's real grim. I know what you were going to say. I wonder this afternoon if we have any listeners who have lost fingers. Absolutely. You reckon? Yeah, I think that's something that's quite common.

You used to hear stories back in the day from old school All Blacks who broke a finger playing rugby and it meant their tour was jeopardised. So they went and had the finger amputated. They were like, oh like oh well can't not tour for the all blacks i'll just chop my finger off so craziness i'm growing up in the country you know a lot of you know very tough individuals yeah and i knew this guy who was an actual cowboy like he rode bulls and like yeah must. Like that's the type of person. Yeehaw.

Anyway, he told me the story one time, but he was doing something with ropes and tying up bulls or whatever he was doing. Yes. And the rope got caught around his thumb and then the bull has like run off and popped it off. Yep, that'll do it. Yeah.

Pretty hard to be a cowboy when you're missing a thumb. How are you meant to hold on, you know? Let's do it. Let's see if we can get some stories in this afternoon. Are we going to do toes as well? You want to do toes? I feel like you've got to include them. All right, all the phalanges.

Yeah. If you've lost one of your phalanges, fingers or toes, we want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800-DARLS-ADM or you can text your story in, if it's too hard to tell, you know, to 9696. Yeah, that's totally fine. I feel like there's going to be some interesting stories. I had a friend who was missing four fingers once. Oh, here we go.

What's the joke? No, no, no, there's no joke. I wish there was a joke. Damn, that sounded like a joke. Oh, yeah, it was. Every time I saw him, I was like, hey, man, high one. Talking about this lady who found a finger inside her burger patty. Excuse me, I need to apologise to the good town of Santa Cruz, California.

This wasn't there. It was in Santa Cruz de la Sierra in Bolivia. Oh, right. So different Santa Cruz altogether. So if there's a hot burger in Santa Cruz, California listening, we apologise. This is the Bolivian hot burger. Different. The lady who found the finger in a burger, and I've shown you the finger.

It's quite a lot of finger. Yeah, it's like two knuckles worth, eh? It's hard to miss. Yeah. She wrote on her Facebook page, it's been translated to English, said, at the time of eating and when chewing, I found It said, Is she suing? I'd say she is. I hope so.

That's like mental stress. Yeah. How much money do you reckon the hot burger company's got? Oh, not much. Take them for all they're worth. Well, if there's fingers in their burgers, not much. We want to know from you guys this afternoon, have you lost a finger?

How common is it to lose a finger? Could a finger just end up in the food that you're making? You know, do they just sometimes fall off? Is that how fingers work? That's not how it works. Antonia's here. Hi, Antonia. Hi, Antonia.

Hi, guys. How's it going? Good. Who lost a finger? So I've actually got three stories. One was a guy I worked with who cut them off with a skill saw when he was three. Who's letting a three-year-old play with a skill saw? I know.

I don't know. Another was a guy who shot his off with a shotgun. Again, I don't know how he managed that. How does he get his hand up close enough to the top of the arm? Oh, my God. I have no idea, but he's a special fella. Yeah, it sounds like learning tunes, but yeah, okay. And my last one was my sister's ex

actually cut three of his off with the hoof cutters at the meatworks. Do you notice, Antonia, the one thing that those three people all have in common? What's that? They're men doing stupid things. Absolutely. I thought you were going to say

the one thing those people all have in common is they know Antonia. So I'm noticing a treat. Antonia. I thought you were going to say the one thing those people all have in common is they know Antonia. So I'm noticing a treat. Antonia. I'm the common denominator. You're the common denominator. If I came round to your house and I had a look in your deep freeze out in the garage, I wouldn't find three men's fingers, would I?

No, not quite. And Antonia's like, can you chop some wood for me with this super sharp axe? But first, I'm going to give you eight beers. And pop this blindfold on. Okay, Antonio, we'll take your word for it. Thank you for calling. Let's talk to Carl. Hi, Carl.

G'day, Carl. Yeah, hi, guys. Is it you that lost a finger, Carl? Yeah, pretty much. What happened? At least most of it, yeah. What happened? I was working Shakespeare Bay or Farm, ramming in marquee pegs,

and my sleech hammer hit the peg, but my finger was in the middle of it. Yeah, that absolutely mutilated it. All right. A few days before Christmas, and yeah, so I had a shitty Christmas that year. Why do these things always happen A few days before Christmas and yeah, so I had a shitty Christmas that year.

Why do these things always happen a few days before Christmas, eh? Always. Which finger, Carl? My index finger on my right. I'm lucky I'm left-handed,

right? I love how much you're laughing about it too. Glass half full. I wasn't laughing at the time, but... Which finger, by the way? Index finger.

My index finger, yeah. So the one next to the thumb. Jeez, really limits your nose-picking abilities, doesn't it? Oh, it limits everything, even picking things up. Could have been worse. Could have been your middle finger and you couldn't flip people off. I mean, you've got two, so I guess it's all right.

Well, he can't alternate, can he? Anna's here. Hi, Anna. G'day, Anna. Hi. Hi, guys. Who lost a finger, Anna? G'day, Anna. Hi. Hi, guys. Who lost a finger, Anna? My partner did, actually.

Okay. What happened? He lost two of them last year. He's a plumber, so they were working with a digger, and the digger bucket got jammed, so he was trying to unjam it, and it just fell and just cut both of his fingers off. Two of his fingers off.

Which hand? His dominant hand? His left hand. His right hand did off, two of his fingers off. I know. Which hand? His dominant hand? His left hand. His right hand of it. It was his left hand. Yeah. And we've actually got a keepsake. So we're on a Thin Stilletel freezer.

How much of his fingers are we talking, Anna? It's like from the middle of his knuckle, like his knuckle upwards. Oh, yeah, that's quite a lot. What are you going to do with the finger that's in the freezer? What's the long-term plan for it? That's what I said to him. Like, we've got to get rid of it, but he can't part with it

because one of them was crushed and the other one was clean cut off. Anna, you should put it in like an ornament and have it like, you know, set in like some sort of... Like a resin. Yeah, resin. Put resin in it and then you can put some little lights in the resin and it can light up. I know.

The world's worst doorstop. That'd be amazing. Yeah, right. Okay, thank you, Anna. You're right. Three stories, not a single woman in them with a lost finger. All men. I don't think a woman has ever lost a finger.

I don't know about that. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Zima Cathy. Dean, this is super exciting. Adele has made something official on the gram. Oh, and that's when you know when it's real and genuine and official when it's on the gram. She's actually posted a photo with her boyfriend,

official boyfriend now. So here's what she did right. I liked it. It's kind of like a sneaky, subtle, fabulous way of doing it. They do a photo dump, and then the last photo in the photo dump is the new couple photo. J-Lo did it recently. She slid one in there with Ben Affleck, and now Adele did it. Now, this guy, right, so she's dating this guy named Rich Paul.

He's a super sports agent. That's how they describe him. He handles some of the biggest names in sport. I'm not going to pretend I know who any of them are, but they're really big deals in the world of sport. But congratulations to Del. Love seeing her. Love her.

Dean, I mean, to have a nickname like Rich Paul, how rich is he? It's up there. It's up there. He's like a real, I don't know. I actually don't know his net worth. Sometimes when you Google people's net worth, it's not real. It's up there. He's like a real, I don't know. I actually don't know his net worth. Sometimes when you Google people's net worth, it's not real. So I don't really know. Oh, we Googled Breeze and it said it's like $20 million.

Yeah, not far off. I think I'm about up to $30 million now. Mine, there's one of mine that says I'm $18 million. One of mine says $100,000. One says $1 million. Yeah, right. I'd be happy with any of those To be honest That's the latest

Live out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy This weekend Daylight savings begins Which means you need to What was the She had song say

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Yeah, but we're all... When do we gain it back? Winter. So do we actually gain it back? Yeah, yeah. Or do we just... Yeah, you get a 25-hour day. Okay.

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Let's be real though. No one changes their clocks anymore. Your phone just does it. Yeah, the phone does it. You just wake up and it's done. And then if you've got like a G-shock or something, you just don't get around to it. You just learn to live with it. You go, oh, it's four o'clock, but I haven't changed it for daylight savings.

Oh, it's three o'clock. Yeah, it's like when you're in the car and you're like, I'm not reading that manual. I'll just make sure I remember that this clock is one hour out. 100%. You just adjust. One town in New Zealand has decided that this daylight savings, that's it.

No more changes. TR now have said that once we change our clocks this weekend, that is the time that they will stay on for good after that. What? They're creating their own time zone within New Zealand and Te Anau, which is south of Queenstown, but not towards Invercargill, it's near Fiordland National Park,

have decided, yep, here we'll just be on daylight savings time all the time. Can you do that? Well, it seems like they can. Like, isn't it, don't they get extra daylight down there anyway? Well, maybe they want to really make the most of it. They want to live in the sunshine for most of the day. I get it.

I get it. Because when we change our clocks for winter, I get a bit of that seasonal depression feeling, you know, where you're like, oh, winter's so long. Winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've put up signs around the town saying adjust your clocks to TR now time.

So what happens when, so say I'm super pumped tonight, Celebrity Treasure Island is on at 7.30 on TV too. Yeah. But then. So you'll need to say join me tonight at 7.30 on TV too or 6.30 in TNL. See, that's so confusing. I mean if you want to communicate to your TNL fan base.

So that means all of your TV guide is out. Yeah. So you're not going to. The rugby, whenever the rugby's on. You'll miss the rugby. People in TNL have to do the calculation every time. You'll miss all your TV appointments. And then let's say you make an appointment in Queenstown

and you're like, okay, sweet, I've got to remember to go to that appointment at one o'clock. And then you turn up. You'll either be an hour early or an hour late. And then, you know, because you forget because you're just living on that time. Also, the days do get shorter in winter. Like we're on that part of the tilt of the earth. There is less daylight.

So they might be clawing back an hour in the evening So it stays light a little bit longer But sometimes it won't be getting daylight down there Until like 9 o'clock in the morning Which isn't good either Not ideal But I'm keen for someone to give it a go Because I hate daylight savings when it changes

I hate the darkness I'm keen for someone to give it a go. Mate, we need some wins in lockdown at the moment here in Auckland. Also, it's a good tourism thing, I guess, right? You go, come to Te Anau where time stands still. Literally the only people on this time, like we're on our own times. We'll need to workshop that. Yeah, we'll work on the tagline.

Yeah, work on the tag. Te Anau, what is the time? tagline. Yeah, work on the tag. TR now. What is the time? Is that it? That good? Back to TR now. And then tell us what time it actually is. Bree and Clint.

Tell them, Cindy. Confirm that Auckland will move to Alert Level 3 at 11.59pm tomorrow night, Tuesday the 21st of September. And Cabinet has accepted his advice for Auckland to stay at Level 3 for at least two weeks, with Cabinet first reviewing those settings on Monday the 4th of October. We don't care about those two weeks. All we care about is this Wednesday, Level 3, baby!

I don't think it could have come at a better time because I feel like even the mood within our team here at work, like we were starting to really hit breaking point. I had a little meltdown just before the show. I had a meltdown, complete meltdown yesterday where I watched, I think, a show for six hours back-to-back where I was like, I don't even want to go outside. I don't even want to go for a shower.

You're like, what's the point anymore? You're like, well, I don't even care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And I feel like this is some endorphins that we all needed. People were going loopy-la-la. Like, we were ready to go and honestly, like, hunt down that couple that flew to Wanaka. Like, they were terrorists.

Because we were so, you know, we're so under the bummer. We're like, if I have to stay in this bloody house, you have to stay in this bloody house. And then today, they've just busted a bunch of gang members crossing the border, the Auckland border going south. I think they were coming back into Auckland. The police chased them and they caught them and they found in their car $100,000

cash and a bootload full of KFC. I mean, you know, if that story couldn't get any more Kiwi. Also, you've just instantly devalued all of that KFC. You know, it's like a drug bust. You've taken the value out of the market. Because you've got this KFC.

Well, yeah, I can get KFC on Wednesday too. Can you imagine if there's like people out there, you know, on the black market dealing fast food? Well, it looks like there was. No, you're kidding. No. I found out yesterday because I was talking to my neighbour over the fence and I said, are you guys going okay over there?

And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all good. I actually, for my job, I have to travel out of Auckland. And so yesterday I was in Tikawiti. I was like, oh my God, I should give you my KFC order. And he goes, I've intentionally not told anybody about this

because of this very reason. I was like, ha, yeah, yeah, dumb idea, yeah, yeah. You don't have to get me anything if you don't want to. You know, a friend of mine, he's the same. He's a truck driver and he just sends me constant messages of all this food that he's eating at the moment and bringing back into Auckland. I'm like, do you want me to come to your house

and find you? Because I will. That's bad friending from him, to be honest. Not cool, man. 11.59pm tomorrow night. Wednesday. Alert level changes. The rest of the country staying at two.

Lots of good bits though. Brian Clayton, back in a second. ZM. Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene

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And all he said was, Leshko. I heard he wasn't there. I heard he was getting his car keys and he was heading to the drive-thru. Yeah, he was lining up. Which is weird because he's in Wellington. He's been able to have KFC this whole time. And he just thought to celebrate. We need a judge to help us pick a morale booster this afternoon.

One person. Just give us a call. Oh, $800 at M. Like right now, we'll put you live to air and you can help us pick these. But Bree, let's get to work. All right. What do we got? So these are songs.

It's usually to boost the mood of the nation. We do it while we're in lockdown. At this stage, tomorrow will be our last one for a bit. The mood is up. So we just need to match it this afternoon. Yeah, we just need to keep going. Are we going to do that with T-Pain? It's staying in.

It's staying in, right? It's quintessentially. It's on that level. Yeah, good. All right, so are we going to do it with Flo Rida? Brayden's our judge. Brayden, do you reckon Flo Rida has the right energy this afternoon? Oh, I think he does.

Yeah, all right, he's in. I reckon too, Brayden. Yeah, when it hits the drop, it's perfect. Bit of a banger. Okay. I've got to get a feeling. Posty, Post Mal Malone They always say Congratulations What's up

Yeah Ida Regan Doesn't have the vibe Ida Like I love that song Yeah It's a bit low The message is good

Yeah It is Yeah Let's cut it Abram Let's cut it Okay What about this one This is good Jamie Foxx Okay, we'll go with this one. What about this one?

This is good. Jamie Foxx and Justin Timberlake. I'll put this in. Yeah, winner. I'll put this in. Yeah. All right. Let's go left field a little bit. What about this song?

It's very left field, but it fits. It's very left field. Brayden, do you want this into the finals? No. We'll leave that one out. All right. No, no. Thank you.

Yeah. What about, oh, the OG. We started with it. What about Queen? We are the champions, my friends. It's a classic. It's a classic, right? Absolutely classic.

Sweet. Okay, we have our list, everybody. Our morale booster today is going to be Queen. We are the champions. Jamie Foxx, All I Do Is Win. Oh, no, sorry, T-Pain, All I Do Is Win. All I do is win, win, win, no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get it.

Flo Rida, Good Feeling. Or Jamie Foxx and Justin Timberlake Everybody know what they're going to vote for? Yes Brayden you good? Yep Alright we'll say it together In three Two

One Queen Good feeling You sure you don't want to change to Queen, Brayden? Yeah, we've got to go with the classic, haven't we? Yeah, we've got to go with the classic. Brayden's like, I was just testing you guys. I was testing you.

If you insist, Brayden. Here you go, New Zealand. Here's your morale booster. ZM. Bray and Clint. So you know those emails that come through and the subject line is, free beer? And then the first thing the email says is, now that I've got your attention, this break is the radio version of that.

Right. Except you might get free beer out of it. So it's clickbait radio. Kind of. Nah, it's just an idea. It's just an idea. And if it works, you could give this a go. You know, you could do this.

There's a guy in Hastings who has posted on Reddit and he said, I will be heading to Brave Brewery in Hastings at a certain time and I'll be sitting at the bar seats. Come and say hello. The way you get free beer is just turn up and I'll buy you a free beer. Maximum beer price, $15. We can either chat and share a beer together or you can take your beer and enjoy it by yourself.

Now, to save me buying every person in the town a beer, the next person to turn up and say hello, you buy them a beer. And then the process continues. So you basically hand over the free beer, giving responsibilities to the next person, and then the next person, and then the next person. So you only ever have to buy one beer. But if you're the last person to show up, then you get a free beer. So technically only one person gets a free beer. Yeah. And if you're selfish enough, you can be that person. Well, no, not selfish.

If you sit there and enjoy your beer and no one shows up, then what are you going to do? You're going to sit there. Because you hide in the corner where no one's walking past. Yeah, or like smash your beer real fast, scull it, and then just run out of the bar like, oh, no one came. Free beer. Quick run. It does require a certain level of honesty.

It's the same as that principle of in the drive-through where you go, I want to pay for the person behind me, you know? And then you drive off. And you hope that they pay for the person. me, you know? And then you drive off. And you hope that they pay for the person. And it's selfless and then you hope that they pass it on. Can I just say tomorrow in Auckland is not the day to do that because there are going to be some very big orders being placed. Yeah.

Don't be doing it tomorrow. It's quite interesting. I had a friend that would always, you know, you know that one person in your friend group, I feel like this was this one particular friend of mine back when we were all, you know, you know that one person in your friend group, I feel like this was this one particular friend of mine back when we were all, you know, at uni and we were poor and struggling and we all like scrounged together our money. And we go out to the pub and one person goes, right, I'll buy the first round and they buy the first round

and then, you know, it goes on from the friend to the friend. This one friend would never ever put her hand up until like last always try and wait till last yeah and more times than not she would get out of it because people would either be done drinking that had enough yeah or they've you know too pissed to remember too pissed to remember so it doesn't really matter yeah it's the same as the people if you're doing rounds and they just nurse a drink and they're like, oh, no, no, oh, no, I'm all good.

And then they get a round behind and then they go, oh, actually, I don't have to get any, you know, because you guys are all drinking more than me. So, you know. I hate those people. Yeah, keep up.

Binge drink like the rest of us, you know. Okay, well, that's not a good idea either. There's an idea. It's called daisy chaining, by the way. That's it. Yeah, that's the name of the paying it forward. It's an idea. It's called Daisy Chaining, by the way. That's it. Yeah, that's the name of the

paying it forward. Paying it forward. Bree and Clint. From their head to their toes, too high or too low, they're short and they're stout,

they're up and they're down. It's the fight of the heights. Very simple game where Clint and I go head to head guessing how tall celebrities are.

Whoever gets the most closest three times will win. Yep, that's how it works. That's right, isn't it? Yeah, let's meet our contestants today. Isaac is here. Hi, Isaac. G'day, Isaac. Who would you like to play on your behalf this afternoon, Bree or me?

I'm going with Clint, I'm the same. Okay, brilliant. I'll take you, which means, Bree, you and Caitlin. You get me by default, Caitlin. All right, awesome. Good. Both of them sound very disappointed. Anastasia will run the game,

and we'll go as close as we can in feet and inches. Awesome. This week's theme is female singers. Oh, yeah, right. Cool. So let's start off with celebrity number one is Rihanna, who obviously attended the Met Gala last Tuesday or Monday in America with A$AP Rockety.

Clint has put down 5'7". Bree has put down 5'7". Who's going to change? All right, awesome. Bree's staying with 5'7". Clint's put down 5-7. Who's going to change? All right, awesome. Bree's staying with 5-7. Clint's put 5-8. Good change, Clint. Rhianna's 5-8.

Is she? Mm-hmm. Good stuff. Awesome. You know, I checked on the weekend. Turns out I'm not even 5-10. I'm 5-9 and a half. How did you measure yourself?

With a measuring tape? Oh, yeah. Like a... Yeah, but you need a good doctor to do it. Your height or I'm shrunk. measuring tape? Oh, yeah. Like a... Yeah, but you need a good doctor to do it. Your height doppelganger? I'm shrunk. Yeah, all that, yeah.

Do you know who your height doppelganger is? Who? Taylor Swift. Really? Her favourite number's also 13. Do you reckon she's got it

tattooed on her ankle? She's super rich and I... Are you really good at singing? I have been through a lot of heartbreaks. And with that, we'll move on to our second celebrity, Lort. Oh.

That's an interesting one. Just released her third studio album, Solar Power. I've got a really awkward photo where I'm standing next to her, hugging her, and she's quite a bit shorter than me. She looks like she does not want to be near you. Yeah, I know. People keep liking it, that photo. Awkward.

All right, Bree's put down 5'7". Clint's put down 5'6". That was an advantage for you, that photo. She's 5'5". Damn it. Did you think Lorde was the same height as you thought Rihanna was? Yeah. Yeah, right.

Lorde looks quite tall. I was shocked by that. I mean, she looks quite tall. I was shocked by that. I mean, she looks quite tall. You met her as well. Yeah, she looked tall because I was drunk and pretty much on the ground. That isn't always a good way to meet someone. With that, let's move on to celebrity number three, Dua Lipa, who obviously today has announced her New Zealand show.

Bree's put down 5'10". I think she's tall. Clint's put down 5'7". I'm sorry, Bree. Do is 5'8". That's a win to Clint. Who invented this bullshit game? I think it was you, Bree. Isaac, congratulations.

We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, sweet. You have a million,FC chicken dollars coming your way. Sweet. You got a million, Clint? Whereabouts in the country are you? Hamilton. Oh, yeah, you're sweet. You're good to go. Chug it on the pile, man.

All right, good stuff. That's Fight of the Heights. Bree and Clint. Which means it's your chance to blow our mind with a story so strange, such a major coincidence. It just shouldn't really have happened, right? No, it shouldn't have. However.

But they do. But sometimes the stories don't quite get up to standard, right? It's hard to say why. It's hard to pinpoint what it is in that story. It's a gut feeling, something we get in our waters. It's similar to when you've got gas. You get that feeling in the pit of your stomach and you're like, something's not right here. And just like when you get gas, if it's not

right, you get this. Shot. No, it's no follow through. Today, we're going to kick it off with a story that's been submitted by one of our international listeners. We have a podcast group, which you can get our podcast every day, by the way, and if you do get it, make sure you join the Brianne Clint Podcast family on Facebook. Yeah, we'd love to have you there. We banter in there. People, you know, throw around ideas.

You can suggest ideas. And Gordon actually wrote in and said, I've got a story for that Mind Blown segment of yours. All the way from Scotland. Name's Gordon Sharp and I will be doing this story in a Scottish accent. No, thank you. So back in 2000, okay, I won't be doing that. But I would have tried for you, Gordon.

But this is his story. He said, so back in 2002, I went travelling around Australia. I was in Brisbane and went out in my kilt one night. I had a few too many lemonades and ended up falling asleep on the bench not far from Central Station. Anyway, I woke up and I flagged down a taxi to the hostel I was staying in just near Roma Street Station. It was literally a two-minute taxi ride and I fell asleep in the

back of the taxi. Fast forward to the next morning in the hostel. I woke up and was going for breakfast and there was a Scottish girl in the lift along with the security guard. The girl asked where I was from. I said I'm from Scotland. She said no way, whereabouts. I told her next to Aberdeen. She then proceeded to ask exactly where I was from. I told her I was from Turriff and she said she was from Fivie. They are 10 miles apart. I'd never met her before. I joked and said, you would know my dad then. He was the high school caretaker. Everyone knew my dad. She said she did. She asked my age. I told her. And it turns out I went to school with her big brother and we all used to hang out together.

Next part of this, this is the next part of the same story. One year later, I was back in Scotland with a group of mates. We went to Ireland for Paddy's Day. We had many more lemonades and we were walking around trying to find a club to get in. All of a sudden I hear someone shout, Hey, Gordon, turn around. And it's the Irish security guard working in a club as a bouncer in Ireland.

He let us in and we got free drinks. Wait, who was the bouncer? I don't know, but this is just the story I've been sent. How does the bouncer relate? Is the security, the bouncer the security guard who he met in Brisbane? Is that the person from the elevator? Ben? Yeah, same person. Right. I thought the person that he met in Brisbane. Is that the person from the elevator? Ben? Yeah.

Same person. Right. I thought the person that he met was a woman. No, it's not. The one in Brisbane. That's a very good point. All right. I'm a little bit lost.

Yeah. So what I got from the story, he met a girl in Brisbane when he was travelling. I've never met a female bouncer, sorry. Haven't you? Haven't you? I love how you just were like, that story doesn't make sense. No, you know.

He met a woman and he said that she was security guard. Yeah, you know your unconscious bias? I was like, oh, well, the security guard's a man. When did he meet a man? No, okay. All right. No, we'll give it the security guard's a man. When did he meet a man? No, okay. All right. No, we'll give it.

Yep. Gordon, yep. Good. Go, Gordon. You're sending through your story. A bit of a messy setup because of me, but can we get mind-blown stories come through this afternoon? Yes. You know, stories where you go, ooh, okay.

Oh, my God. Imagine how mind-blowing it would be if a woman security guard called through. Not possible, sorry. That would blow your mind. Shut up. Oh, Andrew Diles at him. Can you blow our mind? Bree and Clint.

Mind-blowing Monday. I've had a text in I think this is directed at me I think it's directed at me No it is directed at you It might be I think it's directed at me It says

As a female bouncer I'm offended that you think I don't exist She also said To blow your mind even more I'm also a machine operator Get off the grass You're not going to believe this Clint

Yeah But I went upstairs Of our building before lockdown happened. Yeah. Turns out one of our bosses. Yeah. Don't say it. Don't say it. Is a woman. I know.

I was like, what are you doing here? Stop the segment right here. We're not going to get any more mind-blowing than that. Unless it's you, Amanda. Hello. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks, Amanda. I'm excited to hear your story.

You've caught us in a pretty good mood. We've found out we're going to Level 3 here in Auckland, so, I mean, it could be easier this week. Great. Well, first of all, I am a security bouncer. Nice. Yeah, wait. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Wow. You got me again. Amanda, what is it like to be the only female in your field? It's pretty good, actually. I don't get much grief. But when you've got an earpiece in and the boys are talking about their night before, what they found, you just have to remind them

that there's a woman listening. Yeah, right. I feel like we're talking to Santa Claus. Like, that's how we give them to you. Look, look, look, look, look. We didn't know. I have had my unconscious bias addressed, and I will no longer think that. You know women can vote now.

Well, next time you come down to Queenstown, you'll see me on one of the doors. Oh, please don't bounce me. Please don't bounce me. Please don't bounce me. It won't be for this. It'll be for the shoes you're wearing. Is that your mind-blowing story? No. So my mind-blowing story was I was brought up in Scotland and I used to

drink Andre's like everybody did with a group of people. And years later, I went to the olympics in sydney 2000 and we went to the torch parade and there was obviously thousands and thousands lying in the street and i got a tap on the shoulder and i turned around and it was one of the boys that was part of that circle that we used to drink back in scotland so i couldn't believe my luck and he's like my sister's here and couldn't believe my luck, and he's like, my sister's here, and I was like, are you serious?

And he's like, yeah, I've moved to Sydney. I'm now married to your kids. He said, well, Gillian's come to visit, and Gillian was the girl I went to school with. He married a girl that you went to school with? No, no, no, that was his sister. Right. So she was visiting him, so I used to drink with him. So out of all these thousands

of people watching the torch relay in Sydney in the Olympic 2000, I got one tap on the shoulder and it was him that we used to drink with years and years and years ago. Did you know that he was there in Sydney when you were there? No, not at all. And you guys hadn't stayed in touch? Nothing at all. We do now, but not before that. And one more detail, you're a female bouncer.

I certainly am. The tick. You got the tick, Amanda, mainly for Clint can't believe that we're talking to a female bouncer. Incredible this afternoon. Probably one of the most amazing interviews we've ever done. I can't believe we found her. The first one.

Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi there. Are you ready? Are you set? Don't tell me you're a female bouncer. No, I'm not, unfortunately. I couldn't take too much more.

I already told you we've talked to the female bouncer. Emily, when you're ready, please blow our minds. Yeah, so my necklace that I wear every day, it's got my initial E on it, and it's also got my grandmother's eternity ring, so the two fit together. I've worn it every day for the last, I don't know, maybe close to 10 years.

And I was with my partner a little while back, helping him clear out and move house and came across this old little trinket box i was looking through it and i pulled out this necklace that was identical same initial e and same little ring around it with little diamond studs and i sort of stopped and thought what that's my necklace. And my partner had completely forgotten about it, but it was his little sort of lucky charm from when he was a teenager. He used to take it to all of his school exams and stuff.

And yeah, it was just bizarre that it was the same exact necklace and also his grandmother had given it to him as well. How old do you think this piece of jewellery was? Oh, it looks pretty ancient. I'm going to say 50-odd years. I reckon. Emily, don't tell me you and your husband have the same grandmother

that was dishing out marriage. Oh, isn't that weird? That would be an unfortunate twist in the story, I know. That would be very unfortunate. No, that's pretty wise. She's like, wait, what's your grandmother's name? She's like, Edna, what's your grandmother's name? Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.

Good, all right. Thank you, Emily. We appreciate it. Thanks. Hey, I've got one more mind-blowing story for you, Clint. Yeah. You wouldn't believe this, but I drove a car myself to work today. Amazing, right?

I don't believe it. Amazing. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go.

A birthday banger to celebrate Auckland moving to level three tomorrow night. Yes. Mainly to celebrate the takeaways that all of us are going to consume. 100%. I feel like I've forgotten what it's like. The city of Auckland is having the world's biggest cheat day this Wednesday. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be full on.

Yeah. So, actually, you know what? Let's just be kind and just think of all the people that have to work at these places. Oh, that is a massive consideration. Holy crap. We feel for you guys. They're going to have like a team huddle before they go in.

It's literally going to be like going into a rugby match. Let's talk to Marama. Kia ora, Marama. Hello. Kia ora. Where are you calling from? Mount Maunganui. Oh, talk to Marama. Kia ora, Marama. Hello. Kia ora. Where are you calling from? Mount Maunganui. Oh, you're already free. Yeah. Yeah. What was the first

takeaways you got? Um, McDonald's. Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. Okay, what's your birthday, Marama? 19 February 1981. Alright, you were 16 in 1997. And on the 19th of February in 97, this was top of the chart.

This is iconic. Were you a No Doubt fan, Marama? Yeah. Yeah, it's good, eh? You like Gwen Stefani stuff solo more? Yeah, yeah. No, she's awesome. Yeah, she's very cool.

Okay, wait there, Marama. Let's get one on for Dave. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. Yeah, hi. Where are you calling us from, Big Dave? From Toronto. Oh, another one in the bay.

Oh, another one. How's things, Dave? What have you been up to today, mate? Oh, I just went to KFC because I needed some. Dave, you know what? If we hadn't got told we're going to Level 3 tomorrow night, I would have said, hang up on Dave. I'm over it.

You guys have been there for about three weeks now. How many days have you needed KFC, do you think, Dave? Three weeks. Every day, three weeks. That's a great answer, Dave. You sound like my type of guy. What's your birthday, mate? 18th of October, 1965.

All right. So you were 16 in 1981. And on the 18th of October in 81, this was... 65. 65. 65, 81. Yeah, so we'll do your 16th birthday, Dave. So we'll do your 16th birthday, Dave.

Oh, of course. You know how this works, eh? Yeah, I do now. Yeah, okay. Here's your birthday banger. Yes, Dave! What are the chances? The big KFC muncher gets the chicken dance for his birthday banger.

And I'm also flipping you the bird right now, Dave. That is classic, Dave. Do you know the dance, Dave? I sure do. I'll bet you do. Who doesn't know the dance? He does it in the drive-thru daily. All right, wait there, Dave.

Good to hear from you. Let's talk to Alison. Hi, Alison. G'day, Alison. Hi. I don't know how you're going to beat the chicken dance this afternoon, Alison. Oh, I don't know. Hey, you never know.

You could get the Macarena or the Ketchup song. What other songs have a dance to them? The burger song. I don't know. Hot potato. Hot potato. Hot potato. Fruit salad.

Yummy, yummy. All right, let's see. Alison, what's your birthday? 26th of June, 1983. All right, let's see. Alison, what's your birthday? 26th of June, 1983. All right, you were 16 in 1999. And on the 26th of June in 99, this was number one. Sixpence, none the richer. This is huge 90s teen movie vibes, eh?

It was in so many. Dawson's Creek. Yes. What are your thoughts, Alison, that bring back memories? It certainly does. That's a tune. I love that song. I love Dave.

I love Marama. We can't play the chicken dance. I've got to vote for this song here. We can't play the chicken dance? How long is it? There's no words. You've heard the whole song. What we played for Dave. I'm gonna vote for this song here. We can't play the chicken dance? How long is it? There's no words. You've heard the whole song.

What we played for Dave is the whole song. My vote is the chicken dance. Fine, we're going to split vote. I want the chicken dance. Producer Ben, we literally have got news that we're going to be able to... I'll play you the chicken dance. We don't even have the full version. It just does this.

It just does this for like two minutes. Okay, everyone quiet. This is not the winner, by the way. They're doing the dance. Dave, Dave, you see what you've done, mate? I'm getting gay. You see what you've done, mate? I'm getting gay, if they... You see what you've done? Do you want me to send you up some?

Yes, please. Wicked wings, please, Dave. Sixpence on the retro. Surely sixpence on the retro. This is the best part. All right, hang on. There's frigging chickens in the background. The part where you swing your partner round and round. One more time! Alright, that's enough. That's enough.

It was more than what I thought you'd give me. Alison, congratulations. You've won one of the stranger birthday bangers. Congratulations. Nice workout. Thank you. They're all guys. What are the odds we found out we can get KFC,

like not tomorrow, the next day, and we get the chicken done? I know, right? Time for a secret break. Well, it's actually a secret break that's failed pretty miserably, kind of, but not really. So I had thisably, kind of, but not really. Okay. So I had this idea, you know, we're trying to come up with zany fun ideas for the radio all the time. Trying to reinvent the wheel every day here in the radio studio.

And I read this story online which was talking about the hiccups. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we talked about this. No, not the hiccups. That's something else. Talking about yawning and how yawning is a lot of the time people confuse it to be because of this reason, but it's not this reason. Yeah.

So I want to ask you, why do you think we yawn? Why do we yawn? I heard that it's because you don't have enough oxygen in your blood. So you're forcing more oxygen in. That's exactly what most people think yeah uh but turns out um you're right there just carry on every time i think about yawning i need to yawn yeah it's weird isn't it yeah um what happened earlier in the show you were fake yawning to make me yawn you've been doing it all day yeah so my plan was is that i wanted to pretty much fake yawn

for the first like two and a half hours of the show and now it's working. It wasn't working earlier in the show. That's because I actively started ignoring you. Well, it was working because when I was yawning, you would yawn and everyone knows that it's contagious. So let's debunk some myths here this afternoon. Okay.

Apparently, no correlation was found in a study that was done in 1987 between the urge to yawn and oxygen deprivation. Right. So that's busted. So today, the main theory, do you know why we yawn? No, I've got absolutely no idea. The main theory. Because we're tired.

...is because it is for arousal. Not that kind. Not that kind. I was about to say, have you spent two and a half hours trying to get me aroused? No. Because that'd be messed up. It doesn't usually take that long. Yeah.

I don't want to know. It says here, as we start a tire, particularly if we're watching something super boring, our bodies yawn to give us a little kickstart. Oh, to arouse the senses. Yeah, to like wake you kind of back up. Yeah, right. So it is kind of for tiredness, which makes sense. But anyway, I thought we could do a bit of a study, a bit of a test here this afternoon

because I've already tested it for the first couple of hours in the show. Yeah. But ready? Stop yawning. My eyes are watering. You're ruining the study so i'm gonna yawn yeah and we're gonna see if it works you don't need to so you just have to look at me i've yawned six times in this break so you just have to look at me okay ready yeah go for it nah i think it's because i know that you're faking it now, so it's not working.

But when you just talked about you and the idea of you... F*** you. I love studies like these because I find it very interesting and that's how I know I'm getting old. Okay. I actually cleaned my bathroom on the weekend, so this is super relevant for me because it's talking about what parts of your bathroom are the dirtiest.

Wait, is this like last week when I told you that your phone was the dirtiest item and then I had to lick my phone? Today you will be licking one of the toilets here at work. No, I'm just kidding. It's actually not the toilet. No. I think I know what it is. You think you know what it is?

I think I can guess what it is. Okay. Is the dirtiest part of the bathroom the toilet brush holder see that's what i would have thought too yeah that's yeah did you know i only this is side note and this says a lot about me do you know i only found out in like the last five years that you're meant to fill that thing with disinfectant um are you joking no i'm telling the truth and before i just had a just manky brush just hanging out in there really yeah which is why i don't get those ones where the brush sits on a stand and the brush is exposed i'm like nah so now that i know this thing needs to be submerged and disinfected 24 7 we just put

um we just put straight vodka in ours yeah that, that work? Yeah. Yeah, just don't smoke in there. Yeah, not good. No, it's not anything to do with the toilet brush, according to this study. Yeah. And then my mind went to the shower drain. Oh, my God. The stuff I pull out of our shower drain.

Grim in there. Any man married to a woman, especially a woman who has had children recently, the drain's your job, men. Man up and deal with shower drain. Grim in there. Any man married to a woman, especially a woman who has had children recently, the drain's your job, men. Man up and deal with the drain. Yeah, that's just one of the jobs. But shit, some of the things. I pulled one of Bob Marley's dreadlocks

out of there the other day. Yeah. It's so grim, eh? The sinkhole's not good either. Yeah. Both horrific places. It's neither of those places, according to this study.

Yeah. Apparently, one of the dirtiest parts In your bathroom Is the towel racks What? The towel hangers The heated towel rail Must be nice

Do you not have a heated towel rail? Do you not have a heated towel rail? We actually do but Whitney chewed through the cord So we don't have it anymore It's super common in New Zealand to have a heated towel rail Because actually do but whitney chewed through the cord so we don't have it anymore um that's super common in new zealand to have a heated towel rail because it is quite um moist your towels don't dry otherwise yeah i know everyone doesn't have a heated towel rail but not everyone does um and apparently yeah the towel towel rail one of the dirtiest places in the bathroom you know why people wipe their bum on it no yes that is the reason no

what is it how often do you clean those well never but how often do you clean the tv screen you know like are you putting the dirty wet towel that you've just cleaned all your crevices with yeah and hanging it over the tv no No, no, I'm not. But. Where bacteria can grow. Yeah, but I wash the towel. So does it matter? Yeah, well, we've learned also what you do with your towel as well.

So think about that. What do I do with my towel? You know what you do with your towel. What do I do with my towel? You get the razor and you. Oh, no, there's a special towel for trimming on. You never said that there was a special towel for trimming on. You never said that there was a special towel for trimming on. You just said you trimmed onto a towel and we were like, why?

Hey, this isn't about me, all right? This is about you and your manky shower rail, okay? Anyway, yeah, they say it's because, like, I clean the bathroom on the weekend. I don't go near the towel. No, there's enough to clean. Yeah, the shower's hard enough. The shower and the toilet and the sink.

The tiles. Yeah. They're the main issue in the bathroom. Okay, cool. I'm going to choose to ignore this news, if that's okay. Is that cool? It's like that news when it came out and they were like, when was the last time you washed your legs?

Yeah. Who cares? Yeah. It just falls by the wayside. You should be washing your face mask every day. Well, I choose not to hear that news. I didn't hear that. What?

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