ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 20th September 2022

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

We're active couch potatoes Clint's terrible Irish accent Lost luggage They found out how many ants there are..? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Alright, let's do this, baby! Welcome to the Brianne Clift Show. Who did that? It was like you doing that with your mouth. It was not her mouth. Oh, I've got something to talk about. Have a guess, Clift, the song that Ella struggled to know the name of slash has she even heard it before? Gimme, Gimme, Gimme by Ebba.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme your man. Claudia, can you bring the song up? Do you want me to put it on here? Yeah. Oh, I got it. Right. Oh, really? No.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Brie nearly fired me. I nearly fainted. I couldn't believe it. How disrespectful. She eventually did come around. In my defence, I'm not good with names or song titles or movie titles. Even actresses' names and actors' names. What happens in the chorus? What happens in the chorus
Starting point is 00:01:05 of this song? R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Okay, alright. That was good. But when I started playing it from the start, it took you a while to realise what song
Starting point is 00:01:13 it was, fair? Yep. But she did. She did quote the chorus. How dare you be 21 and not have heard every song in the world yet? I mean, Bree's honestly
Starting point is 00:01:23 mad at everyone I don't know. Yeah, this one was one of the worst. Who's it by? It's so disrespectful that you don't know. She's joking. She's joking. She's joking. Are you joking?
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah. Let's talk about how global warming isn't real. Aretha Franklin. Thank you. And you're trying to stir her up now. We also learned this about Ella today, that she is very easily triggered. Oh, don't do this. She just gets fired up about anything.
Starting point is 00:01:57 It's because at the moment I'm living at home and my two younger sisters wind me up all the time. And so when I get to work, I'm like triggered. Because I say bring back plastic straws are you and i this is actually i'm actually wait i'm actually being serious for a second go i fucking hate paper straws i fucking hate them have you seen those places that are super trendy and they're using pasta straws i would argue that that's worse that is worse but paper straws it I would argue that that's worse. That is worse. But paper straws, it doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:02:29 You need to come up with something else. You try being a turtle with a plastic straw in your nose. You try that. I've seen one video of a turtle with a plastic straw. You've never seen one. Yeah, it's in the ocean. I've seen lots of plastic on the beach. I'm not saying that I want to bring back plastic straws, but I'm saying...
Starting point is 00:02:44 Do you want me to get you a metal straw? But I'm saying we need to come up with something better than paper straws. What I was saying to Ella earlier was that veganism is actually worse for the planet because of the intensive fertilisation they're using to grow all these plants. The nitrogen runoff
Starting point is 00:02:59 is extreme. It's polluting the waterways. You should stop eating vegetables then. If you're so concerned. Well, I stopped years agoways. You should stop eating vegetables then. You're so concerned. Well, I stopped years ago, to be honest. I never started. To save the planet. What else? Are you done? This is this job, eh? We just pick on each other.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Wendy Houston's not like, she's alright. She's okay. You know, I mean, you know who's worse? Harry Styles. See, you lose at this game every time. Don't say that about Harry. Sorry, Harry Styles. Everything we're saying is to wind you up and you fall into the trap.
Starting point is 00:03:34 No, I'm just defending it. I'm standing up for what I believe in. Go on, get her with something else. Women shouldn't have the vote. Okay, you went You fired, I'm firing you You went too far I'm just saying it to wind her up though
Starting point is 00:03:50 Now I'm on your side, Ellen Yeah, we're all triggered See ya You cancelled You guys are so easy Oh man, all I had to do was take the vote off you Obviously, I'm kidding Let's start the podcast
Starting point is 00:04:01 I'm coming in Well, howdy pilgrims I'm just going to sit in that for a little while. I'll try a pasta straw. Crunch. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. The tradies sitting on 82 wins for the year. The ladies on 69. Nice. Let's meet our lady first. She is 39. It's her daughter's birthday tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Please welcome from Christchurch to the show, Shariah. G'day, mate. Hi. How old's your daughter turning? 21. Wow. You've got a 21-year-old Shariah? Yes, I do. Wow. Shariah, what's your daughter's name? We'll give her a shout out. Maya. Wow. You've got a 21-year-old Sherea? Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Wow. Sherea, what's your daughter's name? We'll give her a shout out. Maya. Maya. Happy 21st birthday to Maya for tomorrow. Yeah, you're going out on the town with her? You're only 39.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Oh, my. I don't know. She might be saving it for the weekend. I'm not sure. Yeah, right. Maybe she can't keep up with mum as well. Let's bring on your competition. Our tradie is 59. They've been mowing lawns since they were 11 years old. Yeah, right. Maybe she can't keep up with mum as well. Let's bring on your competition.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Our tradie is 59. They've been mowing lawns since they were 11 years old. They're also in Christchurch. Welcome to the show, Tate. G'day, Tate. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?
Starting point is 00:05:18 I like your energy too. We've got some good characters on Tradie vs. Lady today. Tate, your buzzer is Tradie. Sherea, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. Our national rugby and soccer teams are both playing
Starting point is 00:05:34 at Eden Park this weekend. When it comes to football, how many points is a goal from a free kick worth? Tradie. Yes, Tate. Yep, it's one. It is, of course, one point. All right, one to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Question number two. Which word can be placed before these three words? Bottle, bell and bird. I'll give you a clue. It's a colour. Trady. Tate's just Katie. Tate's Justin. Tate.
Starting point is 00:06:14 We'll go with Shreya. Mate, do you have an answer? Blue. Yeah, it's blue. Tate. No, Tate, where were you? You didn't answer in time. Where did you go, Tate? We lost you.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Tate, are you you? You didn't answer in time. Where did you go, Tate? We lost you. Tate, are you there? Oh, no. Where's she gone? Tate! I don't think Tate can hear us. Have you put us on hold, Tate? Well, he hasn't because we can hear him. Is there like some crazy delay going on with Tate or something?
Starting point is 00:06:41 Oh, no. I'm still here. Does he think we've lost Sherea, but we've actually lost him. Let's try one more, and if it works, it works. If it doesn't, we'll deal with that. What's our scores? Wait, let's just check. One all.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Tate, is your name Tate? Training. No, Pete. Pete. Oh, my God. Pete. Yeah. That's where we're going wrong.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Sorry, I thought you were saying Kate. No, that makes sense, Pete. I'm Sharia. Yeah, we know you're Sharia. Oh my God. Okay, is it one all? It's one all. Okay, we're good.
Starting point is 00:07:17 It's a level playing field, okay? It's a level playing field. It's first and three. Let's keep going. All right, guys, here we go. Question number three. Oh, that's. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number three. Oh, that's made my day, guys. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:07:28 The Balinese government wants Kiwis to live and work from Bali, and if you do, you won't have to pay any income tax. Name a place in Bali. Tradie. Yes, Pete. Pete. Tutah. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. When it comes to hair care, what do the letters GHD stand for? GHD. Pete's like, I've got no hope with this one. The H stands for hair. The H stands for hair. I'll give you that.
Starting point is 00:08:05 GHD. I don't think anyone's going hope for this one. The H stands for hair. The H stands for hair. I'll give you that. G-H-D. I don't think anyone's going to get that one. We were looking for good hair day is what it stands for, which makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? All right, guys, buzz in. Question number five, when you can tell me who sings this song. Katie? Yes, Pete, for the win.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Katie Peary. He's done it. He started the game as Tate. He finished the game as Pete, but it doesn't matter. You're the victor, Pete. Congratulations. 50 bucks, Pete. Nice one.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Thanks very much. What a bloody loser. Sorry about that, Pete. We don't know where Tate came from. Pete's like, I wonder why Tate's not answering them. When I heard his name was, when I heard he was 59, I was like, there's no 59-year-olds called Tate. Well, we just thought us deaf as a paste.
Starting point is 00:08:52 We did. Oh, well, you're the winner. Congrats. It's all thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint, ZM. See you, Pete. Bree and Clint. Have you guys ever heard of the term active couch potato?
Starting point is 00:09:04 No, that's a made-up thing. Anyone? Active couch potato. It's a term. Is that that thing? I've seen this on those infomercials where they have that little pedal system so you're sitting on the couch, but you're cycling while you're sitting on the couch.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I have that pedal system. Do you? Yeah, I got it passed down from my nonna. She used to pedal and watch Days of Our Lives And how ripped was your nonna? She was so ripped. Yeah, she was you know. She had that Lance Armstrong physique. She was Jim Tan
Starting point is 00:09:33 laundry, that was her kind of vibe. I know the vibes. It's a real term actually, well people are saying now, scientists have pretty much made this phrase up because, let me ask you just two more questions. Yeah. Who here, producers included, work out for 30 minutes a day?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Oh, me? Does walking the dog count? Yeah. It does count. Oh, yeah. Okay, yep. Does it? Yeah, it does.
Starting point is 00:10:00 It does. Walking the dog does count. It's 30 minutes of activity. So, I would say I do that. I definitely walk. I walk my dog, dog, dog. I walk my dog for an hour a day. So I'd be in that category.
Starting point is 00:10:11 You see these dogs in your yard. Get out of here, dog. What up, dog? Anyway, so do you also spend the rest of your time, would you say, sitting, watching TV? Yeah. Not doing anything watching TV? Yeah. Not doing anything really active? Yeah, I think so, yeah. Pretty much a lot of people, I think.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah, you bang out the exercise and then you feel good about just... Exactly. Yeah. Well, I've got some bad news. Apparently, if you answered yes to both those questions, then you meet the definition of what scientists are calling an active couch potato. Oh, God. That doesn't sound good.
Starting point is 00:10:45 The news gets worse. It means that despite your commitment to exercise, you could be at risk for a variety of health problems according to a new sweeping study, which is not great news. So what you're essentially saying is 30 minutes of activity is not enough. That's what this study is saying. So what they did was they got more, I think they got about 4,000 people from Finland. And they found out that they exercise, if you exercise for half an hour a day, but then the rest of the time you're sitting and pretty much not doing anything,
Starting point is 00:11:21 that your blood sugar, cholesterol and body fat were all elevated. So you're telling me, so when I read this study, I was like, so you're telling me that what I've been doing, which is the bare minimum, is not good enough. Is that what you're telling me? You want me to do more? Well, I'm just pissed off because there was that whole ad campaign on TV with the song and the pig and the trolley. Remember they're like, 30 minutes a day, you've got to push play. Well, I'm just pissed off because there was that whole ad campaign on TV with the song and the pig and the trolley.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Remember, they're like, 30 minutes a day, you've got to push play. Yeah. And we did it. And then we went back to the couch. We work.
Starting point is 00:11:53 So, like, how do we get around that? We ask Ross Boss for like a treadmill. Sometimes I walk to the kitchen. Yeah, there you go. And then I walk back from the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Yeah, sometimes I walk to the fridge. I think we should all get standing desks. No. Or the walking treadmills. Or yoga balls. I think I'd rather have high cholesterol. First COVID, now
Starting point is 00:12:09 standing desks. What next? What else will they take from us? Why even release the results of that study? Keep it to yourself. I'll just die early, it's alright. That's lewd and matterfix Big City Life. What's he going to remix next? Do you ever find yourself wondering that late at night?
Starting point is 00:12:30 You're just lying in bed and you're like, I wonder what Lude is going to remix next. Man, I Feel Like a Woman. Great idea. That would be awesome. Drum and bass, Man, I Feel Like a Woman. It would pop off. Let's go, girls.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yep, that'll work. Yep, cool. Okay, well, problem solved like a woman. It would pop off. Let's go, girls. Boom, tick-a-tack, boom, tick-a-tack, boom, tick. Yep, that'd work. Yep, cool. Okay, well, problem solved. So good. Maybe we should get in before lewd. This is a cost of living story. Ugh, the cost of living. Ugh, I'm sick of hearing it.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Almost as sick as I am of paying for it. It's frickin' meant away. It's so bad. Good that gas isn't $3.50 anymore, but it's still bloody expensive. I avoid getting petrol as long as I can. Bree's started whacking her car into neutral
Starting point is 00:13:14 and just rolling to work. I haven't used the air conditioner for six months. Well, summer's coming. In the UK, they're heading into winter and they're about to experience an 80% Price hike for power 80%
Starting point is 00:13:29 Have you guys noticed that your water bill Is out of control at the moment? No We don't know what's going on with our water bill It might have a leaky tap It's out the gate Do you reckon what? I think it's like 3 times the price Yeah you got a leaky tap. Do you reckon, what? Like an extra, I think it's like three times the price.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Yeah, you got a leaky tap, mate. You got a leaky tap for sure. Can that do that? Yeah. Oh, jeez. I need to check that then. Look for a puddle. Anyway, in the UK, 80% price rise in power,
Starting point is 00:13:54 which means a $200 a month power bill will become $360. That's outrageous. So there's a trend over there at the moment called extreme penny pinching. Okay. Which is like the most frugal way of living And I want to run these things past you And you tell me if you could do any of these Extreme penny pinching measures Stop trying to get me on board the family cloth
Starting point is 00:14:19 I'm not doing it No, family cloth, reusable toilet paper is not on here Okay, good But there is a toilet paper thing. Of course there is. Okay. Or one ply. Yeah, actually, let's start with that.
Starting point is 00:14:30 You split your two ply in two and you get two rolls of one ply. Which I feel like is defeatist because you're going to have to use twice as much toilet paper to get the thickness that you require. Well, maybe. I mean, it might work for wheeze, not poos. Yeah. You know? Your finger will go straight through it. That's what I mean.
Starting point is 00:14:50 And then you're going to have to pay for therapy because of that. Okay. So we're saying no to one-ply toilet paper? Yeah, not a fan. No, thank you. Not a fan. Reuse your tea bags. I did not know this.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I've always heard reusing tea bags as a joke, but apparently you can get two to three drinkable cups of tea out of one bag. My nan, RIP up in heaven, I am hearing you say to me, see, I told you so. Was she a teabag reuser? Yeah, she used to have- Was she a double dunker? She used to have eight cups of tea a day.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah. And she would always use her tea bags twice. Well, she would need to. Jesus Christ, her tea bill would be out of control. Black tea with four sugars. So you don't have to hang them on the line either, the tea bags. Just leave them in the cup and pour another thing of hot water on top of it. Good to go.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Okay, we're on board with that. I'm on board with that one. Make your own cleaning products. There's a recipe that uses five ingredients, which is tap water, vinegar, dishwashing liquid, eucalyptus oil, and three teaspoons of bicarbonate soda. It's meant to be as good, if not better, than store-bought stuff. Would you clean your toilet with a homemade cleaner?
Starting point is 00:15:57 Absolutely. All right, we're on board with that. Why not? Water down your shampoos and conditioners. Apparently, you can get two bottles out of one, depending on which one you use, if you just water down your shampoos and conditioners. Apparently, you can get two bottles out of one, depending on which one you use, if you just water down your shampoo and conditioner. See, I always think this when you get right down to the bottom
Starting point is 00:16:10 and you're like, oh, I've got to get at least four more washes out of this. So you put a bit of water in. Yeah. And it's actually a better consistency. And it's fine, right? Yeah, it's fine. Okay, well, we're on board with that.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Not a bad one. Not a bad one. The last one, shower with your flatmates. I already do that. You know, just... Yeah. Not a bad one. The last one, shower with your flatmates. I already do that. You know. Yeah. Well, you do.
Starting point is 00:16:30 I do that. Yeah, you're sleeping with your landlord, so you do that. Yeah, I am. That also is good for, you know, paying less rent. Sleep with your landlord. Sleep with your landlord. That was a good one as well. I might have made up the showering with your flatmates one, but I mean you've got to do what works, right?
Starting point is 00:16:47 You've got to do what it takes. But if you need to use that when you get back home tonight, then just don't mention that. And don't blame us. Yeah. Don't blame us. We're not involved. Whatever happens to the flat, we don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:16:58 You don't know about your shared showers or your one-ply toilet paper. Imagine flat meeting, guys. So, look, the water bill is going up, so we're going to have to start showering together. Shotgun Sandra. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest
Starting point is 00:17:16 live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a model has come out on TikTok and said she had a lengthy affair with married Adam Levine from Maroon 5. She did, just in the wake of the announcement that he's pregnant with his third child to the stunning Behati Prinslow.
Starting point is 00:17:34 This woman has come forward and she said that they had like a year-long affair. She's shown the receipts, alleged receipts. They could be, you know, computed. You could do that on Facetune if you're, you know, half good at it. But basically it shows the conversations between them where, you know, he's like, oh, you're so hot.
Starting point is 00:17:49 You're even hotter in person. She alleges they had this on again, off again thing for over a year. And he recently slid in the DMs again. And then she went on about why she wanted to out him something about, I don't know. Fame. Really, she just wanted, yeah, she just wanted TikTok followers, you know. So, like, do we believe her? I don't know. I mean,, she just wanted TikTok followers. So do we believe her? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I mean, anyone can kind of make that up. Adam Levine's team have not responded in any way. And like I said, he's ready for his third child. But I have another Adam Levine story to tell you. Adam Levine has seen me in my underwear. Really? Adam Levine has seen me in my underwear. I used to live with a girl
Starting point is 00:18:26 who dated James from Maroon 5. Okay. And I came down at 3 a.m. in the morning and I was hearing a kerfuffle, a kerfuffle down in the kitchen. I'm like, what's going on? I come down in my underwear
Starting point is 00:18:36 and there's Adam Levine, James, the hearty friend of mine and my old roommate sitting in the kitchen having shots. We lived in CeeLo Green's house, and I rented this room. Basically, it was a cupboard.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I literally lived in the cupboard. It was so small. It was so expensive. But I was in Hollywood Hills. I was like, yeah, this is fabulous. And, yeah, that is the story of Adam Levine. Dean, that is wild. How have you never told us this story?
Starting point is 00:19:00 We've been talking to you for four years, and we didn't know this story about you. You were living in CeeLo Green's house, and Adam Levine was having shots in your lounge? Are you sure you just weren't doing a bit of the old hoochie-cooch marijuana and you've drank all this? Wow. No, I wish. I wish.
Starting point is 00:19:18 He's very connected. I'm so sorry. We believe you. I did not have an affair with him. No, I was going to say, is that the next thing? Okay, good. But he's sitting in a stick. Okay, good. Good to know. That that the next thing? Okay, good. He's sitting in a stick. Okay, good to know.
Starting point is 00:19:25 That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Can we all agree that airports are very stressful places? Yes. They are. You're tired. You've probably been sitting down for 15 hours if you're on long-haul flights.
Starting point is 00:19:43 You want to spend as little time as possible in an airport, but the safest thing to do is be there as early as possible. Yeah, especially when you get off a flight. You're not in a good mood. No, and you're not thinking straight. You're often dehydrated and tired. It's true, which is what I'm going to put it down to. I mean, there's a lot of factors in this story,
Starting point is 00:20:01 but there's video footage that is captured the moment a huge brawl has broken out at a Manchester airport over lost luggage. Yeah. But look, listen to the situation. So apparently this all went down on Sunday night following a delayed flight from Amsterdam. Right. So the flight was meant to get in at 10.20pm. Yep. But it arrived at 11.45pm.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Right. So it was already quite late. It was a very short flight. Very short flight. But anyway, they get to the baggage carousel and they're all standing there waiting for their bags. And apparently one of the passengers was handed a piece of paper telling them that due to unforeseen operational challenges, it meant that their luggage could not be offloaded in a timely manner and there was no clear indication as to when they would receive or be sent their luggage to their chosen places. That's very frustrating at 11.45 at night to be told your bag's not coming out.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I get that. Yeah, so it's all due to a ground staff strike at Amsterdam airport. So all their luggage is back in Amsterdam. Oh, their luggage didn't even get on the plane. I don't believe so. So it is a big struggle. They just had this exact issue with,
Starting point is 00:21:22 you know how Air New Zealand have just started flying to New York again? Over the weekend they launched that flight. We talked about it last week. Long haul. 17 hours, 16 hours, 17 hours or something. Yeah. Bunch of the passengers' bags didn't make it onto the plane.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Really? So they're all the way in New York City and their bags didn't make it. That's a bad time. And I didn't know planes could do this. If they're predicting they need more fuel for the flight, like if there's bad weather and they know they're going to need more fuel, they just take some bags off. Do they? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Oh, Devo, it's your bag. Yeah. How do you decide whose bag gets taken off? I don't know. Maybe if you have a really obnoxiously coloured bag. Yeah, or badly packed bag. Yeah, so that's why everyone has black suitcases, you know, because they're all just kind of plain.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Gutted to get on holiday and not have your luggage with you. It'd just be so frustrating because that's everything that you need. It is the worst situation possible. Remember I told you my sister and her new husband for their honeymoon went and did Route 66 and they got to LA. It's not 69. Oh, I heard you wrong. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Yeah, could have been the other way around. It was their honeymoon. it's not 69 oh I heard you wrong sorry yeah um yeah could have been the other way around uh it was their honeymoon but got to LA and her luggage was nowhere to be seen yeah gutted
Starting point is 00:22:32 for your honeymoon too you want to look cute you want to pick all your honeymoon outfits out but you think about it if you if your luggage doesn't arrive and even if you've got travel insurance and you can go and buy new stuff
Starting point is 00:22:41 you have to get socks undies bras pants shirts warm clothes going out clothes, hair products, face products, makeup, bloody toothbrush, toothpaste, everything. Yeah, literally everything. I feel like it's a really bad situation. Shoes.
Starting point is 00:22:59 You have to buy shoes. Especially for a woman because none of your makeup or anything is in that bag. Everything is in that bag. Oh yeah, that list was for girls. The guys list. Man,
Starting point is 00:23:09 if you're a guy and you lose your bag, you have to buy a t-shirt, a pair of undies and some shorts. Sweet. Sweet.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Pretty good to go. Hey, I thought we could take calls this afternoon. I wait 100 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Tell us about a situation where you lost your baggage.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Yeah. Yeah. Where were you? How inconvenient was it? And maybe you didn't get it back. And when I say you lost your luggage, let's be real, it was probably going to be the airline. Or you might have lost it. Or you could have lost it.
Starting point is 00:23:38 You might have left it somewhere. But probably mainly the airline. 0800 dials at M. Text them to 9696. Share it with us this afternoon. Remember when you just left your bag at the airport? Oh yeah, I drove home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Didn't even realise it? Bree and Clint. Have you lost your luggage on a trip before? And how bad was it? You reminded me that I drove home without my bag that time. That's so weird. Yeah. To leave the airport, get in your car and leave
Starting point is 00:24:06 without thinking about the bag. And it's not like I got halfway home and I went, shit, my bag. I went to a party, like carried on with my life. Totally did not recognise that you left your bag at the airport. My phone rang. Yeah. Hi, it's Air New Zealand. Did you leave a bag on the carousel at Auckland Airport?
Starting point is 00:24:22 Yep, I did that. Yeah, I'll come back and get that. Yeah. Yeah, do, please. It's not really a cool thing to do. I don't know if we'll get similar situations, but let's see. Let's talk to Jamie. G'day, Jamie.
Starting point is 00:24:35 G'day, Brie. How you going? Good, thank you, mate. Have you lost your luggage before? Yeah, I have. Where? I caught a flight from Christchurch to Nelson, and baggage mishand through on the baggage machine,
Starting point is 00:24:51 goes to the plane and get to Nelson to find out where's my luggage, ring up, find out it's in Antwerp, Dargill. So you went up the South Island and your bag went down the South Island? Yeah, sure did. Hey, Jamie, this is quite similar to yours. Someone texted her and said, years ago my dad flew home on a domestic flight from Nelson to Dunedin. His luggage never arrived and the airline couldn't figure out what had happened.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Three weeks later it turned up and apparently it had been to LA and back. What? Yeah. Wow. The luggage just wanted to trip. If the airline sent my baggage to LA, I'd be like, send me to collect it. Right? It really inconvenienced me.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Send me to Los Angeles. I need to go personally collect it. And I will go and get that bag. Much like you, AJ, when you were like, send me to Invercargill. I need to go. Yeah, yeah. That was two and a half days,
Starting point is 00:25:40 and then I got it back. Yeah, right. Oh, you poor bugger. That bag has seen some things. Let's talk to Michael. G'day, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hi, Clint. Oh, you poor bugger. That bag has seen some things. Let's talk to Michael. G'day, Michael. Hello, Michael. Hi, Clint.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Hi, Bree. Tell us, Michael, where did you lose your luggage? Well, it was on a family trip. We got off at the bus stop in Mexico, and our family got a taxi to go to our hotel. We went 40 minutes out, found out it was the wrong hotel, and found out that the correct hotel was two minutes down the road from the bus stop. But when we
Starting point is 00:26:16 got to the proper hotel, we found out my sister had lost her camera and some paintings she had bought, like a really expensive camera. And so her and my dad basically went back to the original hotel we'd gone to, thinking that was the correct hotel, and then went to the taxi depot to pick it up. So they'd gone and, yeah, so there was a good few hectic hours of going,
Starting point is 00:26:44 where is this? Did you get your stuff back? Where was the bag then, Michael? Did you get your stuff back? Yeah, we got the stuff back, but it was from going into the taxi depot and asking them. Right. So they got lost within the taxi organization. And that's scary.
Starting point is 00:27:01 It's scary in another country, especially when you don't speak the language. I get that. Yeah. That's freaky. You would be a bit worried about that. Sarah's here. G country, especially when you don't speak the language. I get that. That's freaky. You would be a bit worried about that. Sarah's here. G'day, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Hey, how are you doing? Good, lost luggage. What happened to you? So it was my first time overseas and we were going to Argentina for my dad's school reunion. Lovely. And we flew to Iguazu and so there was 11 of us, and 10 bags came off, and not mine. No, Sarah! Right, okay, yeah. Yeah, so I had to wait about three days, I think, at once to get it back, and in the
Starting point is 00:27:32 meantime, I got quite sick and had to go to hospital. Oh my God. I had to get like a jab in my butt to stop me from throwing up. Oh my God. Oh, Sarah, you've had a bad first trip overseas, haven't you? Iguazu, you're in Brazil at this stage, is that right? So, yeah, Iguazu Falls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:49 But we're on the Argentinian side. Oh, okay. So we came out of hospital, obviously looked terrible, and I would have been 18, and the only clothes that fit me out of my family were my grand clothes. Amazing. And so we had to do the big walk around at Glassview Falls
Starting point is 00:28:09 and we got a big family photo and I look like absolute horror and wearing my gran's clothes. Sorry, I've got to ask the question. I need to ask it. Did you wear your gran's undies? No. You didn't go for the granny panties? Sarah's like, funnily enough, that was the only thing that didn't fit.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Oh, thanks, Sarah. You'd be tempted to steal a hospital gown, I reckon. 100%. Just wear it as a dress. That's why I love carry-on. If you can fit it all in that little thing and you can take it with you, it can be a lifesaver. Always put a pair of undies in your carry-on. Yeah. can fit it all in that little thing and you can take it with you, it can be a lifesaver. Always put a pair of undies in your carry-on.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Yeah. Always. And one of Nan's chemisoles. Yep, totally. Bree and Clint. If you have not watched the final of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, you have about five seconds to block your ears, stuff something in them, turn the radio off, whatever it takes.
Starting point is 00:29:02 This is your spoiler alert. Because we're about to welcome to the show the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 2022, all the way from Palmerston North, it's Spanky Jackson! Hey! Spanky bloody Jackson, we spoke to you at the start of this whole bloody journey. Did you think we would be sitting here talking to you
Starting point is 00:29:24 as the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2? Oh, no, it's absolutely wild. Like, who comes from Palmy does drag and then takes out a drag competition? I mean, how wild is that? How wild is that? A lot of these TV shows, to keep things a secret, they film alternative endings. Did they film all three drag queens winning?
Starting point is 00:29:46 And did you only find out on Saturday when this episode went to air? Yeah. So that's how they do it. So we filmed in January and then we don't find out until literally Saturday night. We've just been waiting that whole time. That's cruel. Actually not. Like when I won House of Drag,
Starting point is 00:30:05 I knew for a whole year before it aired, which was way harder. Whereas this, it was like, oh, well, whatever happens, happens. True. And I really didn't expect to win. You didn't have to keep a secret. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah, because obviously we all know, and RuPaul knows the best, that drag queens can't keep a secret spanking. Right? Hello. Seeing as you are the second kiwi to win rupaul's drag race down under and there's only been two seasons of rupaul's drag race down under does that mean new zealand queens are better than australian queens oh look i wouldn't say that because i consider that i represent for both countries to be fair. I've spent 12 years of my life in Melbourne so I
Starting point is 00:30:48 wouldn't be half the drag queen I am today if it wasn't for the legends of both New Zealand and Australia. So my drag genetic makeup comes from both countries. You're bi-national. Yeah, well not quite in the way that you're saying. You're a top and bottom. Hey, I love the top and bottom and I love to wear no bottom. As you do, as we saw on the show. The thing I find so cool and you're just such a likeable, warm human being. What is the reception been like back in Palmerston North that you've taken out the title?
Starting point is 00:31:24 Nobody even cares. Nobody can even care less. That's kind of nice though, isn't it? Oh, it's so nice. Honestly, I literally arrived home an hour and a half ago. And yeah, it's nice to come home to Palmy, which is quiet. It is separate from all of the madness. But I did get on the plane.
Starting point is 00:31:44 And one of the ladies happened to be from Palmerston North and she screamed and yelled and made the whole plane clap for me when I walked on it. So, I mean, I've definitely made an impression in New Zealand. I just don't know if Palmerston North watched it. Yeah. No, they will.
Starting point is 00:31:59 They'll get around to it. And when they do, they will claim you 100%. What does it mean for a queen to win a competition like this? What will this mean that you're able to do now, Spanky Jackson, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under? I mean, the thing is, I was working in childcare for the last eight years, so it was like I was already juggling drag and a full-time job. So now I finally am able to actually go and do what I'm supposed to be doing
Starting point is 00:32:24 with my life, which is entertaining, bringing joy and love to the world and trying to make it a better place. Yeah, later, kids. Yeah, later. Sorry, kids. Spanky's out of here. I love that, Spanky. I think that is such an amazing outlook to have.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You're a double-crowned winner now, baby, and we can't wait to see you take over the world. Palmerston North and then the world. Woo! I know right And then Spanky Jackson Winner of Rooftop Drag Race Down Under
Starting point is 00:32:49 Oh my god Thank you so much You're very welcome Thank you for joining us We love you We're going to come see you When we come to Palmy You have to come sing a song
Starting point is 00:32:57 Yeah At karaoke night Come Bree and Clint Last night Was the funeral Of Queen Elizabeth II. Did you watch it?
Starting point is 00:33:07 I did watch about 20 minutes. Yeah, it was long. It was really long. Yeah, I learned some pretty interesting things though. Yeah. Apparently the coffin that the Queen was obviously being... Transported in. Transported in.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Had to be fully bulletproof and all this stuff had to be, you know, kind of in it. How would you shoot a coffin? Hey, mate, people do some weird stuff. It was like, I think, 500 to 600 kilos. Stop, she's already dead. Yeah. 500 or 600 kilos, that thing weighed.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Really? Yeah. Right. Well, there's lots of weird stuff that you see and something like that. There's so much tradition. Oh, my God. Did weird stuff that you see in something like that. There's so much tradition. Oh, my God. Did you know that Abbey, Westminster Abbey, that was built,
Starting point is 00:33:50 I heard this last night, that Abbey was built in 960. It's 1,000 years old. Wait, 960. What? 960. Things were even built back then? Exactly right. This is doing the rounds though.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Every country put their best and brightest presenters on this. And they kind of acted as commentators. Here in New Zealand we had Simon Dallow and Hilary Barry. The creme de la creme. Just talking about what you were seeing on the screen. Explaining it. Kind of trying to demystify the process. In Australia on Channel 9 they had Peter Overton
Starting point is 00:34:25 and Tracy Grimshaw reporting. Yes, I do know both of them. They have gone viral for making a bit of a whoopsie. What did they do? Their job was basically to commentate the funeral and say and identify who the people were who were walking into the service. Your Joe Bidens,
Starting point is 00:34:42 your Jacinda Ardern's, your dignitaries. Kanye West. No, not Kanye West. Was he not invited?ens, you're Jacinda Ardern's, you're Dignity's. No, not Kanye West. Oh, was he not invited? Well, if he was there, yes, identify Kanye West. Right. Someone quite important showed up and got out of a car and this person even spoke at the funeral.
Starting point is 00:34:57 That's how important they were. Okay. In terms of their celebrity, like where are they on the scale of how well known? Good question. Like are they an A, B, C, D, E, F, G? They're new to their job, but the job they hold is extremely important. Oh, it's the prime minister.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Have a listen to this. Who's this? No, hard to identify. Maybe minor royals, members of the, I can't identify them at this point. We can't spot everyone, unfortunately. They look like they could well be local dignitaries. It's hard to see. We're looking at the backs of their heads, mate.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I'm just told that was Liz Truss, the new Prime Minister, in the distance that we could see hopping out of that car. Going through the doors. Well, thank you very much. I'm so embarrassed. The Prime Minister of Great Britain. What are you two up to?
Starting point is 00:35:50 I like the way he goes, oh, it's hard for us. We're only looking at the back of their heads. It was a face shot. It was the Prime Minister. Was it? She ended up speaking at the funeral. She was like a VVVIP at the Queen's funeral. They weren't the only ones to have a bit of a muck up. We've just had this one come through.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Someone caught a Paddy Gower F-bomb on the broadcast. Really? Yeah, I think this is quite hard to hear, but have a listen. This went out on New Shub last night. Paddy Gower dropping an F-bomb on the Queen's Funeral broadcast. You've helped me do that.
Starting point is 00:36:22 All right, thank you, everyone. They do know her. It was Jacinda Ardern leaving her hotel wearing a black corduroy. She walks out into the crowd and Patti Gow goes, oh beep, they do know her. God, I love some Patti Gow, right? He's good, eh? He's so good. All right. Bree and Clint. One of the biggest stories, obviously, over the past couple of days has been the Queen's funeral that took place last night
Starting point is 00:36:59 here in New Zealand time. And the story about David Beckham who lined up in the line for 13 hours. My wife, Lucy, had a buzzy thought last night because everybody was going in there to file past the coffin and pay their respects. What if she wasn't in there? Yeah, well, I mean, you'll never know. Did you think about maybe she wasn't in there? Because that body had to lie in that room for days on end. Yeah, you just don't know. It was an open casket. What if she wasn't in there? Because that body had to lie in that room for days on end. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:26 You just don't know. It was an open casket. What if she wasn't in there? What if she wasn't in there for the parade last night? What if she was never in there? What if she was already, you know? Well, I mean, it's more, you know, the thought and people being there to pay their respects. It doesn't really matter.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Nah, you'd be a bit ripped off if you stood in line for 13 hours and there was nobody in there. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't care. Well, you're never going to know. Well, you're never going to know. One woman who lined up, queued for multiple hours in the very early hours of the morning, was one of the people who was the last people to get cut off from the line.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Oh, no. So, didn't make it in. Yeah, because a bunch of people didn't. Yeah, a lot of people. And they started warning and they said, look, from here backwards, there's a high chance you won't get in. We've got a clip of this woman talking about not getting in and how she felt. We went the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:38:23 So, if we didn't go the wrong way, we would have probably made it in time. So absolutely gutted. We went across the bridge rather than straight over. So it's a shame. But it must be. It is frustrating. Wait, she was queuing in the wrong direction. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Not my mistake. It was a small mistake. What was she queuing up for? I don't know. I think she was queuing up for the Krispy Kreme. I've done this before where I have waited in queues
Starting point is 00:38:51 for a long, long time for certain things. Yeah. Like I remember back in the day I queued up to the Katy Perry concert for 12 hours so I could get barrier. That's what they say in the concert world. That's at the front of the stage, right?
Starting point is 00:39:08 Where you're literally the front row right at the front. How long did you say? 12 hours. 12 hours. See, if I queued up for 12 hours for a concert, I'd be too exhausted to enjoy the concert. It was a bit like that, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah, I felt very tired. Let alone hold yourself up and fight for your position in the front of the mosh pit. Yeah. And when you're like a tall person like me, like everyone behind you is just so annoyed at you because they're like, why are you standing on barrier? You're ginormous.
Starting point is 00:39:36 And you're like, because I stood in line for 12 hours, you son of a... It was worth it though. I was just saying to Soundkeeper Georgia, it is one of those experiences where I mean I did the same thing for the Ellie Goulding concert back in the day. Man, you're a hard out, eh? I don't... Yeah,
Starting point is 00:39:52 I spent a lot of time queuing and the people in front of us, I'm still friends with those people today because you spend like, you know, these lots of hours together. Lucky you're a big deal celebrity now who gets free tickets and VIP access, eh? I wish.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I bloody wish. I don't. I thought we could talk to people. Now you're a queue jumper, eh? I wish I was. How do I get that? I don't know. Have you figured it out yet?
Starting point is 00:40:17 No, I don't know. Well, let me know if you do. I think there's like a special door at like Spark Arena. Is there actually? I think there would be, yeah. Well, if Lorde wants to go to a show, she's not standing in the queue. True.
Starting point is 00:40:28 You know, she couldn't. She'd get mobbed. Yeah, that's fair enough. I thought we could talk to people this afternoon. Oh, 800 dial ZM. If you've ever queued for a really long time for something. I haven't, but I remember we sent... I remember that traffic jam you were in that time.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah, yeah. We sent a guy that I worked with to queue up for the new iPhone. Oh, yeah? How long did he wait? We sent him three days early. That's so mean. Yeah, but it was for a radio stuff. Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
Starting point is 00:40:59 He did it. He made the news because he was the only one in the queue. I bet he was. It was three days out. Everyone else was like, we've pre-ordered this online. He was the first person in New Zealand to get the iPhone 4 or something, though. Cool. Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us on 9696.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Have you ever stood in a queue for a long time, and what was it for? Yeah, what was worth queuing up for? Why did you do it? Remember you used to have to queue up for concert tickets? That's right. Yeah. So glad that's not a thing anymore. Have you loved something
Starting point is 00:41:33 so much or you wanted something so much that you stood in a queue for hours and hours to get it? And was it worth it? Yeah. Like, was Katy Perry worth 12 hours? The whole experience and you just feel like you've accomplished something and it was worth it. Like it's a memory I'll never forget, you know.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Would I do it again? Oh, my back's pretty sore these days. You're not in the 12 hours for Katy Perry stage of life anymore. And to be honest, I had to sit down. You don't have the stamina anymore. I think I had to sit down like two songs from the end because I was so tired. Let's go to Evie. She's called up on 0800 DALS at him.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Evie, what did you queue for? It was one night we were queuing for ACDC tickets, me and my dad. And he actually took me down the night before with our little sleeping bag. And we stayed out there there and there was actually quite a few other people that stayed down there that same night and so we queued up. What an amazing memory. Where were you? In Lower
Starting point is 00:42:34 Hutt at the old tickety, I can't remember it was like on Main Street. Yeah, right. It wasn't in the mall, it was like just out of the But that's a fun thing that you and your dad got to do together. That was probably just as much fun as the ACDC concert, right? Oh, we'd go that far. I don't really remember the concert because I was so young,
Starting point is 00:42:50 but I definitely remember waiting for the ticket. See, Brie? Yeah, because it's trauma. Camping out with your dad and a bunch of other... You didn't want to go. Dad wanted someone to run and get food for him every now and then, so he took the cab. Go get me a pie, Evie. Yeah, actually, we did, so he took the cab. Go get me a pie, Evie.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Yeah, actually, we did, so that would make sense. Oh, good on you, Evie. ACDC concert, I'd queue for that, 100%. Sue Hill's called up. Kia ora, Sue Hill. G'day, mate. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you.
Starting point is 00:43:16 What did you queue up for? So I went to Sylvia Park. This was in 2017. I waited for eight hours. So Grab a Seat had a giveaway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So basically, like, if you get in and win,
Starting point is 00:43:33 you get to pick one of the balls in the bucket and then open up the ball and it tells you, like, what you got a free flight to. So you could go to, like, Europe, America, like... Okay, okay, okay. So you queued for the chance to win a free flight somewhere. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Amazing. Okay. This is worth waiting like eight hours or whatever. Oh, I got to know what ball you got. Oh, it wasn't worth it. Eight hours. To Hamilton. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:53 What did you get? Okay. So it was like you got to take part in this little game. Yeah. And the problem was that it was like a little machine that you go inside five at a time. And in 30 seconds, there's confetti flying everywhere. And in that 30 seconds, you have to pick a gold one. Oh, you won nothing.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Okay, so eight hours. You've been in the machine. What did you win? So there was 1,000 green ones and like a couple of gold ones. So you've got to like pick it. But it was really hard because it's flying so fast. But the problem was, the funny thing was, I'm colorblind. You're colorblind. Yes. but it was really hard because it was flying so fast. But the problem was, the funny thing was, I was colour blind. You were colour blind?
Starting point is 00:44:26 Yes. I couldn't tell which ones were the gold ones. No! That is so rude. Okay, so one more time, one more time. You've queued for eight hours. You've gone in the machine. You're colour blind.
Starting point is 00:44:37 You can't see the gold things. What did you win? I won nothing. Oh, Sue Hill. Oh, you poor bugger. When the time stopped, I looked to my friend and I was like, do I have a gold one in my hand? He said no.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I looked into his hand and then he said I got one. So he won. Oh, good. And I didn't. Where did he win flights to? He got a free flight to America. Worth it. Oh, that's worth it.
Starting point is 00:45:02 You, not so much. Yeah. Hey, Suhil got a free ride to Sylvia Park. He did. So there's some great... Swings and roundabouts. Great text coming through on this. Someone said,
Starting point is 00:45:12 I queued for 14 hours at Post Malone's last New Zealand concert so we could get the barricade. So worth it. We took a shoe where we all signed the shoe before the concert and we threw it on stage. He saw it, picked it up, poured beer into it and did a shoeie. See, for a Post Malone fan, that would be worth it. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:45:32 That's Micah. And here's probably my favourite text of today. Someone's text through and they said, I was in line for over three hours waiting for the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen merch to drop at the warehouse. I was about 10 at the time. Now, that is commitment from that 10-year-old. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Isn't it? Did they get it? I'm assuming they did. I'm assuming they did. Yeah, right. Job done. Eden, finally, you queued up for something. What was it?
Starting point is 00:45:56 So I went to a Billie Eilish concert in 2018. It was the Tuning Fort right next to Spark Arena. Yes. And me and my friend got there at like 10 a.m. on the day, which isn't very long, but then we saw her pull up to the venue and she threw a cookie down at all of us. Whoa. It was pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:46:11 What type of cookie? I think it was an Oreo. Yeah. Okay. But then afterwards, after the concert finished, loads of people left. We stuck around for like an hour, and she came out afterwards and she met all of us, and we got to give her our drawing,
Starting point is 00:46:24 which was pretty good. Worth it. Pretty good. Pretty worth it, Eden. Love that. Very worth it. You know a story that's not worth it is the person who said, I waited in line for the Scooby-Doo ride at Movie World for five hours.
Starting point is 00:46:37 We finally got to the front and the ride had broken down. Oh, five hours. Can you? I would never wait that long. Scooby-Doo ride's pretty good. I mean, it is good, but is it five hours of going? It's, five hours. Can you? I would never wait that long. Scooby-Doo ride's pretty good. I mean, it is good, but is it five hours of your life good? No, nothing for me is five hours. Honestly, nothing is five hours good.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Shaggy, the ride is broken. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Part of the reason is this segment right here, birthday banger. We do it at the same time every day.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Your birthdays, and we figure out what was the song top in the charts on your 16th birthdays, and then we play one of those songs. Amber is here. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hello. Hello, Amber. Where are you calling us from, Amber?
Starting point is 00:47:24 From Auckland. Ah. Lovely. How's your day been, Amber. Where are you calling us from, Amber? From Auckland. Ah. Oh, lovely. How's your day been, Amber? Oh, it was all good till I just hit a traffic. Classic Auckland, am I right? Classic Auckland. Boo.
Starting point is 00:47:35 We wouldn't have this problem, you know, in Nelson, would we? Good. Good regional reference. I like it. Crushed it. Yeah. Okay, Amber, what's your birthday? 12th December December 1990.
Starting point is 00:47:47 All right, Amber, you were 16 in 2006. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. I don't feel like dancing, dancing. I'm giving up my time, that's the best I do. I don't feel like dancing, dancing. I can break it down when I'm coming to the moon. Sisters, sisters. Sisters.
Starting point is 00:48:05 And I don't feel like dancing. Amber, what do you think? Do you like it? Scissors Sisters. Scissors Sisters. And I don't feel like dancing. What do you think? Do you like it? I think it's good when you're cleaning the house and you're dancing alone. It's got a place. It's a bit of fun. I don't mind a bit of Scissors Sisters.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I'll bet you don't. Let's move on to Lexi. Hi, Lexi. G'day, Lexi. Hi, how are you? Good. How's your day been, Lexi? Not too bad. Not going to lie. Are you on your way home?
Starting point is 00:48:32 Yes, stuck on the northern. Oh, not you too, Lexi. We wouldn't have this problem if we lived in Rutsuruwa. Good way, eh, Lexi? Good local reference. They probably have traffic too. Good point. That's a very good point. You would. They probably have traffic too. True, good point. It's a very good point.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah, good point. You should have went smaller, like Kaitaia or something. Yeah, Kaitaia. Yes, yes, Lexi's on board. All right, Lexi, what's your birthday? The 10th of September, 1996. All right, that means you were 16, Lexi, in 2012. Actually, you would have traffic in Rotorua.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Thanks, Lexi. It's kind of a small city now. I don't know if you know that claim. Hey, Lexi. It's kind of a small city now. I don't know if you know that claim. Hey, Lexi, here's your birthday banger. Let me love you. A heart of darkness. There's quite the line. I'll take you there.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Banger. Neo and Let Me Love You. Do you like it, Lexi? Come on, Lexi. It's so banger. Like, 60. Yes. We love you. Do you like it, Lexi? Come on, Lexi. It's a true banger. Like, 60... Yes.
Starting point is 00:49:30 It's ruined that kind of vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever Lexi said, that is such a banger. One more for Sharon. G'day, Shazza. G'day, Shaz. Hi. How are you, Sharon?
Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah, not too bad. Good to hear. Some of Bree and I's favourite people are named Sharon, so I've got high hopes for your birthday banger today, Sharon. I don't know. Sharon, we are messing. We might not even have a record. I'm going to put $100 on the fact that I love your birthday banger. If I hate it, I'll give you $100.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Yep, you're on. Damn. All right, let's do it, Sharon. What's your birthday? 10th of the 1st of any civil. All right, that means you were 16 in 1993. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Now, Sharon, I don't know... How could you not like the Queen of Soul? I don't know if you know this, but I named my dog after Whitney Houston. That's how much I love her. Well, there you go. Bad news is, Sharon, you now owe Brie $100. That was the deal.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Wait there, we need a vote on this. I know I should pick Whitney. I kind of want to choose Neo. I do like that Neo song. I really like it, but I'm going with Sharon and Whitney Houston. I can't go past. I'm going to split the vote.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Just to keep things interesting, I'm going to go Neo and Let Me Love You, and we're going to give it to producer Claude to decide on this one. Claude, what's the winner of Birthday Banger? You can also have a Scissor Sister if you want. We're actually in agreement in the producer's booth here. We're giving it to Neo. Okay. Sorry, Brie.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Brie's mad. Oh, she's so mad. You didn't have to chuck in the... Can I change my vote? You didn't have to chuck in the three-on-one thing. To be honest, it's not your guy's fault. Clint started it, so... Look, both are good songs, okay?
Starting point is 00:51:26 Lexi. Don't put Neo, I mean I love that song, in the same category. Hey, this is Lexi's moment, okay? Sorry, Lexi. I'm so pumped for you. With a 3-1 majority, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. It's the best song.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Would you have rathered Whitney Houston? Actually, don't answer that. I don't need any more trauma. Blame yourself, you can't be blamed for the way that you feel. Had no example of a love that was even remotely real. Bree and Clint. I, I'll make you laugh. Love you. ZM, Brian Clint workout in the studio
Starting point is 00:52:21 that's the winner of Birthday Bang and Neo taking down the Scissor Sisters and Whitney Houston. Bree's not happy. I'm sad. Because we didn't play Scissor Sisters? Mainly Whitney, but also Scissor Sisters. What have you got against Neo? Nothing against Neo.
Starting point is 00:52:42 I love that song. But Whitney Houston is just a song you would never hear on ZM and I like to, you know, change it up. We've never not chosen that song when it's come up in birthday day. That's why. It's the end of an era. Producer Ben would have always had my back. Oh, RIP producer Ben.
Starting point is 00:53:02 RIP Ben. Not dead. Just gone. Just dead to us. Brian Clint. National Academy of Sciences, which is a group of scientists from the University of Hong Kong, have worked out how many ants there are on Earth. Yeah, this is an interesting one because how would you count all the ants?
Starting point is 00:53:21 One by one. This is the question. It's impossible. How would you count all the ants in their little ant. This is the question. It's impossible. How would you count all the ants in their little ant farms? I knew you were going to ask this. And their little burrows down in the sand? The way they worked out the number is very complicated and boring, so we're not going to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:53:36 No, I need to know. Give me the layman's terms. They went to an area in different parts of the earth, like a bunch of different locations and they mapped off, I don't know, a certain area and they counted the ants in that area and then they multiplied it by the landmass
Starting point is 00:53:54 of the earth. That's pretty basic math actually. Yeah. Yeah. Don't get bogged down in that bit, okay? They're confident that they're correct with this number. Are they? Stop fact checking my ant news! I don't know if I'm confident, but anyway I'm still keen they're correct with this number. Are they? Stop fact-checking my ant news. I don't know if I'm confident. But anyway, I'm still keen to hear what these scientists... Don't say scientists like that.
Starting point is 00:54:10 They're real scientists. Sorry, these scientists have to say. The total number of ants burrowing and buzzing on the Earth came to a whopping total of nearly 20 quadrillion. 20 quadrillion? 20 quadrillion, quadrillion 20 quadrillion which is a real number but i know that that's not comprehensible so it's 20 000 trillion ants oh yeah that's i can wrap my head around that way easier okay it's a two you know how a million is one with six zeros after it? Yep.
Starting point is 00:54:46 How many zeros? Is it? It is eight. Yeah, one with six zeros. 20 quadrillion. How many zeros? It's a two with 16 zeros after it. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:57 That's how many ants there are. That's a lot of zeros. And you know what I've just thought about? You know if the ants figured this out. They'd rise up. And they all got together. As soon as that happens, we're gone. I haven't seen an ant's tale.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Is that what that's, or a bug's life. Is that what that's about? A bug's life. There's also the movie Ants with a Z. It's quite scary film. There's also that movie Galavant. I don't know if you've seen that one. I mean, we could be doomed. Here's a more, oh, there's the number on the screen.
Starting point is 00:55:25 That's a two with 16 zeros after it. That's just ridiculous. For every one person on earth, there is 2.5 million ants. So this summer, when you start squashing ants in your kitchen, there's no way you could squash enough ants. And this is what I'm saying. One person, right, versus 2.5 million ants. Who's going to win?
Starting point is 00:55:49 It's the ants. Who would you rather fight? 2.5 million ant-sized ants or one human-sized ant? One human-sized ant. Really? At least have a chance. A human-sized ant? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Just not one of those bull ants because they look real scary. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here live from Hollywood. This is big movie news that I haven't even shared with Brie yet. Dean, tell us
Starting point is 00:56:20 the movie which is about to make a comeback. I'm gagged. It's been 15 years since the last Oceans movie. Oceans 14 is coming. Matt Damon. I know. Brad Pitt,
Starting point is 00:56:36 Matt Damon, George Clooney are back. Now here's the thing. There are endless storylines. This is the best franchise. One of the best franchises ever made. This is the best franchise. One of the best franchises ever made. You can take this anywhere. They're so unlimited.
Starting point is 00:56:50 They're all gorgeous. They all still look absolutely gorgeous. And it is just star power. Now, here's the thing. They're obviously trying to get all of them in the one room at the one time. It's the difficult part. Trying to coordinate schedules with the biggest stars in the world. Very difficult.
Starting point is 00:57:06 But it's coming. It's in the works. Everyone's signed on. And I think we're going to see some really good surprise cameo superstars as well. Will we see a little Julia Roberts one in? Absolutely. Yeah, I think there's going to be some great ones. A crossover with Ocean's 8 and Rihanna's in there as well. I was just about to say, after this one,
Starting point is 00:57:22 Ocean's 14, they should then do a dual one where it's the cast of Oceans 8 and the cast of all the Oceans 12, 13, 14, and they should call it Oceans 24. I was going to say Oceans 69. Yeah, what you said is better. That makes a lot more sense. I mean, 69 makes sense too.
Starting point is 00:57:40 If you know, you know. There you go. Well, that is exciting. I'm so keen for that. I love those films. Ocean's 14. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. I feel like there's a lot of different ways to get someone's number these days.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Yeah. You know, people get creative. Remember that guy that got those business cards printed when the song by Carly Rae Jepsen was big? Yes. I remember that. What did he say on them? I think the card was something, because obviously the song was Call Me Maybe.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Yeah. And it was something like, hey, here's my number, his phone number. Yeah. So call me maybe or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he would hand them out. It's a little cute, right? You know, it's a bit cute.
Starting point is 00:58:21 I wonder, because you and I have been out of the dating game for a while yes are you still exchanging phone numbers i think not as often are you adding each other on linkedin yeah linkedin is the most you know what i mean wouldn't you just get in the dms isn't that the the way to go i don't i don't know i don't know it's very foreign to me i reckon when it gets a little bit more serious you or you still get someone's number. Yeah. But not on like a night out. So you can add them as your emergency contact at the gym. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:58:49 Yeah, right. Yeah. I saw a story where this girl shared the creative and kind of messed up thing that this guy did to get her number at a party. Okay. So she, bit of context around the story, she locked eyes with this guy at a Starbucks. Right. Right. And he was kind of staring at her a bit and she was like, do I know that guy?
Starting point is 00:59:11 Like, he's not saying anything to me. Yeah. And then that afternoon she's went to a party and this guy is at the party. Turns out he was friends with one of her friends. Freaky. Yeah. Right. So she's already seen him at
Starting point is 00:59:26 starbucks she's now seen him at the party and i'll let her tell the rest of the story i started having a conversation with him and then my friend leans over and he goes oh yeah he can't hear so he takes out his phone and he shows me the little add contact thing and he types in his notes add your phone number so we can communicate this way and then he texts me and he says you have such an amazing smile i was like, that's so sweet. Then all decided that we were going to go to a house party. Then I decide to not go to the house party. And I go to a different party.
Starting point is 00:59:51 And I walk into this different party. And guess who's talking to all these people in this room? Fine. So I go up and I go, oh, hey, how are you? So this boy starts immediately apologizing, saying that he's so sorry for pretending to be deaf. Because, and I quote, it was an easy and smooth way to get my phone number because he was shy. That's so messed up.
Starting point is 01:00:15 There's no long-term thinking in that. Eventually she's going to find out you're not deaf, bro. Like, what are you going to do when, you know, it's like two years into the relationship and he's like, I can't keep this up anymore. I remember one New Year's I pretended to be Irish. Just to try and make myself more interesting. Going, let's hear the accent.
Starting point is 01:00:35 No way. Nah, let's hear the accent. No way, no way. Well, if you pretended all night, the accent must be pretty good. That was like 15 years ago. Yeah, go on. One sentence. And it must be pretty good. That was like 15 years ago. Yeah, go on. One sentence. And it can't involve potatoes. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Or top of the morning. Hey, Bree. Oh, my God. I just gave myself the ick. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Lucky, because I just started eating chips. You've been eating chips all afternoon. Correct, but the audience didn't know that., because I just started eating chips. You've been eating chips all afternoon.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Correct, but the audience didn't know that. You and I have been eating chips. I said at the start of the show, you and I went on a shoot today where we had to drink wine and eat chips at 8 o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday. I have eaten so many chips today. Yeah. We're 80% chip. Yeah. And 20% wine.
Starting point is 01:01:22 The shred starts tomorrow. What is shredding for? Oh my god Ow That one hurt the top of my mouth Yeah Doritos will do that Slimming Treasure Island
Starting point is 01:01:33 Is back tonight The keyword is in there We would love you to win That $2000 island escape From us on Thursday But to get it You have to text In the keyword
Starting point is 01:01:42 On the screen To 9696 Here's a tip It's not example That is just showing you What it looks like That's the example To get it, you have to text in the keyword on the screen to 9696. Here's a tip. It's not example. That is just showing you what it looks like. That's the example. Yeah, when it's during the episode, it's not in the ad break.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah, it's not in the ad break. No, so look for Mike and Clint's faces during the episode. Text that word to 9696. More fallout from the Mike King cluster goes down tonight on the show. Oh, yeah, plenty more. So don't miss it. 7.30, TV2. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow the show. Oh, yeah, plenty more. So don't miss it. 7.30, TV2. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Bye. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.