ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st April 2023

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello, you wonderful podcast listeners of ours. It's Brian Clint, and welcome to the podcast. G'day, everyone. Happy Friday, or happy whatever day you're listening to this podcast on. Podcasts are weird. It's a Friday for us, though, which means it's time For an international Birthday banger It's my birthday

It's my birthday It's Brian Clint's Birthday banger The podcast Yeah I don't know why You're shocked You know we bring it

Every Friday When we remember When we get around to it Yep If you want to do this If you want us to tell you What the number one song Was on your 16th birthday

Join our podcast family. It's on Facebook. Just search Brian Clint Podcast Family. You just got to hit request. We'll approve you. Don't worry. Don't be nervous. Everyone is welcome.

And then you tell us your birthday and eventually we get around to doing your birthday banger like Visma Simuls from Latvia. Oh, Visma. It won't be Simul. It'll be Simule, I think. Visma Simule. Simule. Yeah, it'll be fancy. Simule. From Latvia. Oh, Visma. It won't be Simul. It'll be Simule, I think. Visma Simule. Simule. Yeah, it'll be fancy. Simule.

From Latvia. Visma, what a cool name. I think you're our first ever... Listener from Latvia. You're our first ever Latvian. Thanks, Visma. That's very cool. You were born on the 12th of August 1992,

which means you were 16 in 2008. And Visma, you've waited long enough. Here's your birthday banger. She's playing at Prince King Charles Coronation. And Brie asked the question, do you think she'll do this song? I hope so. Imagine him dancing away in his crown with us. It's like, come here, Camilla.

Yeah, giving Camilla the elbow. Giving her kisses on the cheek. That could work. Ear kisses. Such a controversial song back in 2008. Yeah, funny to think about that, eh? It's a birthday banger for Daniel Drew. He's from New Brunswick in Canada.

G'day, Daniel Drew. You were born on the 10th of January, 1986, which means you were 16 in 2002. And here's your birthday banger. Oi, oi, oi, oi. It's not like you. Say sorry. Oh, banger.

It's still my different story. This time I'm... Nickelback. Canadian rock icons, Nickelback, for Drew from New Brunswick in Canada. Oh, Daniel. How good, Daniel. People from Canada surely respect and love Nickelback. And Drake.

And Drake. And Avril Lavigne. And Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. Yeah. And Celine Dion. Celine Dion. God, they have so many amazing people

Bryan Adams I don't know about that one And Eugene Levy And Brooklyn Heights And the Raptors, Gull Raptors Okay one more, Justin Dixon Is from Tulsa in Oklahoma Justin from Tulsa

G'day mate, you were born on the 11th of August 1981 Which means you were 16 In 1997 Justin from Tulsa. G'day, mate. You were born on the 11th of August 1981, which means you were 16 in 1997. And on that day, this was number one. I know you're still living your life. Oh. I saw a story about this song the other day which said P. Diddy has to pay Sting from the police

five grand a day For the rest of his life For this song A day Whoa Because he didn't Licence the sample No

Just put it out Puff and Huff Banger That is You've got the banger From 97 They all win it It's triple player We can't triple play it That is your birthday banger from 97. They're all winners.

Triple player. We can't triple player. All winners. It's going to be the first triple play on International Birthday Day. It's Nickelback. And it just works because Daniel's from Canada. They're from Canada. It's perfect.

It's meant to be. Match made in heaven. Here you go, Dan. Thanks for playing, everybody. Thank you, everyone. Thanks for being patient too. Podcast is taking a couple of days off. We're having a long, long weekend.

We'll catch you back on Wednesday, New Zealand time. Bye, everybody. Bye, guys. Be safe. Bye, everybody. Bye, everybody. It's not like you to say sorry Or was we not a different story? Afternoon everybody, happy Friday. If you listen to the news, at least you know your Friday can't be as bad as Elon Musk's whose rocket exploded four minutes after taking off.

The largest rocket ever. be as bad as Elon Musk's, whose rocket exploded four minutes after taking off. Yeah. The largest rocket ever. Elon Musk's giant, huge rocket only lasted four minutes. That's good stuff. He's claiming it was meant to blow up. Yeah, well, that's what they all say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was meant to do that. He's saying- Me meant to blow up. Yeah, well, that's what they all say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was meant to do that. He's saying... Meant to do that. Now, after it's taken off, he goes, yeah, that was a successful test. Yep, that's what was supposed to happen. That was a good test. I mean, for some developers, four minutes is not a bad effort. Yeah, yeah, true, yeah.

You know? It's still a big rocket, Elon. Don't worry about it. So phallic, eh? Yeah. So phallic. Yep. Today on the show, the cash combo has not gone.

There is $1,000 cash going to be given away on our show and the upsides as well. When you hear the three artists that you need to hear to win the cash combo, and they will play on our show. And look, I'm going to narrow it down even more. They will play before 4 o'clock. Ooh, that's exciting. Be listening out for them.

Good to have that going into the unofficial long weekend. Unofficial long weekend. But let's kick off the show right now with tradie versus lady. There's $50 up for grabs and the tradies are only one win behind the lady. So if you want to play, 0800 dial ZM right now. It's Calvin Harris. Hopefully he doesn't pull out of Coachella this weekend as well. I'd like to watch that

performance on the internet, please. Yeah, that would be good, wouldn't it? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Right, here we are. Last game of the week. Tradie versus Lady. All right, here we are. Last game of the week of Tradie versus Lady. The Tradie's on 32.

The Lady's just in front on 33. Today, our lady is calling from Dunedin. She is 28 years old, and her... Oh, you're going to have to read that. Sorry, I don't know if I have new glasses on. She's five centimetres off from having to be in a booster seat. Oh, my God. Welcome to the show, Alana.

G'day. Hello. Alana, how tall are you then? I'm 153. So you know the ad where it was like, wait till you're 148? Oh, yeah, for kids when they move out of their booster seat. Yeah. Yeah.

So does that make you five foot? Yeah, five foot exactly. Five foot exactly. Pocket size. Hey, Alana, how's the weather down there? It's actually not too bad today. Oh, good. Good, because it's crap up here.

Not as humid. You're taking on our training today. They're calling from Queenstown. They're 26 years old, and they eat Best Foods mayonnaise by the spoon. Welcome to the show, Jordan. Jordan, look, I love Best Foods mayo just as much as the next person, but by the spoon? Definitely by the spoon.

Do you buy that jumbo jar? You know how there's the regular jar, the squeezy bottle, and then that big whopper dog jar? Is that you? I don't have to buy anything. I just eat the mayo that the boys buy at work. The boss has been on my case about it this week already, so.

He's on your case for eating other people's mayonnaise. Jordan, honestly, just, I mean. Get a hobby. Or eat some Nutella. Have a piece of bread. At least put your breast foods mayo on a piece of white bread or something,

like a spread. God, I feel like I'm back at home when I used to eat salami by the slice. By the stick. And my dad would be like, put it on a piece of bread. Okay, Jordan, your buzzer's tradie. Alana, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck.

God, imagine your poos, Jordan. Anyway, question number one. What is Tuesday's public holiday commemorating? Brady. Yes, Alana, you're in. Anzac Day. It is, of course, Anzac Day. Question number two.

If you're born on the 13th of August, what star sign would you be? I'll give you a few options. Sagittarius. Yeah. Alana? Leo. You would be a Leo. Thatittarius? Yeah. Alana? Leo. You would be a Leo. That is on the money.

Two to the ladies. You need this one here, Jordan, to stop her. Question number three. On which streaming platform... Come on, Jordan. He's like, where's the mayonnaise questions? Question number three. On which streaming platform can you watch the reality TV show

Love is Blind? Ready. I'm going to say Jordan. You're Justin. Is it TVNZ On Demand? No. Good guess, but no. Alana, for the win.

Is it Netflix? It is Netflix. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Jordan, do you have any idea how much mayonnaise you could have bought with $50? So much. Do you know how much KFC I could have dumped in a jumbo jug?

Jumbo jug? You see, now that sounds like a good time. KFC and Best Foods Mayo. It's all about you, Alana. Congrats, you're the Tradie First Lady Champion. Awesome, thanks, guys. Nice work. Have a good weekend, mate.

Make sure you do up that booster seat, Alana. Bree and Clint. A woman is in turmoil because she's having a bit of a situation where her and her husband can't figure out what name they're going to have after they're going to get married. Oh, okay. So here's the situation. She has a double hyphenated last name.

Yep. And so does he. Okay. She doesn't want to change her name because she's an only child. So she feels like she's the only one, well, she's the only one that can carry on their family name. And he's the same. Okay.

So now the conversation has started where she's like, well, if we have a baby, is the baby going to have four last names? Well, are they not willing to do that themselves? Are they not willing to become quadruple hyphenated? No, I think they also don't want to do that. Like if her last name is Jackson Smith and his last name is... So, for example, they've given an example. They've changed the last names for privacy reasons.

But let's say, yeah, her name is Fuller Smith and his name is Watson Jones. So then the baby would be Baby Fuller Smith Watson Jones. Oh no, you've forgotten the middle name. Oh, and the middle name, yeah, of course. And the middle name. And then what if the middle name's a

hyphen, like Lisa Marie? What if the first name's hyphenated? That's a long name. Like Sally Ann. I feel like this is a pretty easy compromise. You pick your favourite name of yours out of the hyphenated last name and he does the same and you hyphenate the two best. You come up with a new name out of the two.

So you just put it, so say hers is Fuller Smith and his is Watson Jones, so you go Fuller Watson. Or you just put it, so say hers is Fuller Smith and his is Watson Jones, so you go Fuller Watson. Or you keep your last names, he keeps his last names, the baby is born, you don't give it a last name, and then when it's old enough,

you make it choose. Which ones do you want? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, who do you like better? And that's whose last name the kid gets. They have to choose between mum and dad. You like when couples break up and they put the dog in between them and they go, run to the person you love the most.

That's who gets to keep you. Make the kid do it. I feel like that's a bit harsh, letting the baby grow up without a last name. Okay, okay. I've got an earlier one then. A little bit complicated. I've got an earlier one then.

Whichever one it says first, mumma or dada, that's which last name they get. That's the last name they get. I thought it'd be really interesting this afternoon to talk to people who have a really long name. Oh yeah. Like maybe, and I

don't know what the combination could be. Maybe you have a hyphenated first name, middle name and last name. Yeah, double middle names. Always bumps a name out quite a bit. Yep. I want to go on the hunt for New Zealand's longest name. Also, some names, some words in some languages just are long. Are long in general.

You might only have one first, one middle, and one last name. But they might all be really long. But the words themselves could be really, really long. That's true. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We're looking for New Zealand's longest name. In full. In full. We need your name in full and Claudia you have to type out their entire

name. Okay we need the entire name typed out correctly onto the screen. No spelling mistakes. You have to spell it 100% correctly. You have to spell it 100% correctly. You've got to honour their name. Honour their heritage by spelling it correct. We will check spelling. Let's kick it off with Hannah.

G'day, Hannah. Hannah, are you there? I am here. Hi, we've got you now. Perfect. You think you've got a long name, Hannah? I think I've got a couple of good contenders. Okay, we'd love to hear it.

Yeah, my son and his dad. So my son's full name is Theodore Ulysses Finn Freeman and his initial spell tough. That's cool. Wow, that's good. Okay, yeah. I like it. So that doesn't fit on any forms and then his dad's name is Gareth

Halfred Gustav Freeman, which I didn't even know until about four months into our relationship. I just thought his name was Gus. Like it's only four names, right? But each of those four names is a total mouthful. Yeah, they're quite long. They're strong. Yeah, they're strong.

That's a good way of putting it. What about you, Hannah? Do you have a long name or you just have a – I couldn't think of any more boring. I'm just Hannah Jane. Love that. Okay, thank you, Hannah Jane. Let's talk to Natalia.

Hi, Natalia. Hi, Natalia. Hey. Tell us, Natalia, who do you think is in the running for New Zealand's longest name? We'll say my son's got seven. Seven names? Seven names. Okay, this could be a contender.

Give us your son's name. Kahurangi Sean Phoenix Granger, Newtow, Robinson Taha. That's so... So he's got four last names because we thought he was the last baby. So you chucked them all in there. Yeah, we gave him like my maiden last name

but also my mum's last name and then the same with his dad. Oh my God. So it's on his and then the same with his dad. Oh my god. So it's on his passport, it's on his IRD. Yeah. Oh, I picked up on something interesting you said there. You said you thought he was the last. Was there another child after that?

Yeah, ended up moving to the South Island and had the very lucky last. Natalia, but you used up all your good names on your son. All the names are gone, yeah. Oh, gutted. Seven names. How about this? My son's name is Pacian Mania Tutanakai Toa Shwas.

But that's his dad's last name. I also want to give him my last name, which would make him Pacian Mania Tutanakai Toa Shwas Christy. Or McEwen Christy. McEwen Christy. Don't leave out McEwen. It's pretty important. That is a contender.

That is a long name too. Nina has caught up. Hey, Nina. G'day, Nina. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. You think you might be the winner for New Zealand's longest name? Out of this batch, I probably am, yes.

Oh, I'm excited for this, Nina. Give it to us when you're ready. Okay. My name is Nina Sylvia Jacobs Alexander Davis Elliot Vargoski. How many names is that? How many names is that, Nina? It's eight. Eight. And why, Nina?

Why do you have eight names? So I was the firstborn female, So I got my grandmother's name I've also got my mother's maiden name I've got the name I was meant to be If I was a boy I've got Which is kind of ridiculous The kitchen sink's thrown in there

Yeah, yeah, the type of car you were driven to the hospital in is in there What they had for lunch that day Nina, Kia, Sportage Egg salad sandwich. And the last two are in reference to my godmother with her maiden and married name put in there. It's all quite beautiful

and they've all got good reasons to be in there. Is that a tradition you're going to keep up with your kids? Is your daughter going to have nine names? No. They've definitely got to carry my last name, I think, but that's the only one I'll put along. Nina, like, cool, because it is unique, but I just picture you when you're filling out any type of form.

Like, I struggle. Yeah, it'd just be a nightmare. It only gives you a certain amount of allocated space, to put it all. Yeah. Let me have a go at your initials. Are they N-S-J-A-D-E-V? Is that your initials? That sounds right, yes.

You could nearly have another name just by using your initials. As your name. As another name. Someone sticks this in about All Black Joe Moody, who I thought had the most basic name. It's a fine name, Joe Moody, but it's quite standard, right? They're saying that the All Black Joe Moody's real name is Joseph Paul Tamatia Pokai Whenua Pitama Moody.

That is outrageous. Imagine if the commentators had to use his full name every single time that he got the ball. It'd be a very, very long call. He would have scored the try and they're still announcing it. There you go. Cool name though. Lots of cool names.

Your partner's challenge is to memorise it in the first six months of meeting you. That is the key. Either that or your phone number. Yeah, one or the other. What's harder? Probably the phone number Phone number yeah Brian Clint Do you remember James Blunt?

Never heard of him Never heard of him? Well this is him here Oh right It's a nice song Is it? I like this song This is a wounder this song

I didn't mind this one Another great song from James Bl didn't mind this one. Another great song from James Blunt. I like this one, yeah. He gets a lot of stick, James Blunt. He's very funny on social media. He's very funny, he's very clever. There's a disaster relief organisation called Relief Aid.

They do stuff in war zones and flood hit areas and things like that. They've launched a fundraising campaign called hashtag Blunt Aid. Okay. Kind of like Live Aid or those gigs where they get the world's biggest artists to come and play. One of the biggest concerts ever. Exactly right. And all the money goes to charity. So this one's called Blunt Aid.

It's a little bit different though. Have a listen to this. Right now the world needs humanitarian aid more than ever. It's time to create a song.

But this time we'd like to propose something different. Instead of raising money selling the single people will donate money to stop the song from being released.

We're calling it Blunt Aid. Our goal is to raise $50,000 to deliver emergency aid and there's only one man on the planet with the talent and self-deprecating humour to pull this off. And that's you,

James Blunt. They want people to donate, you, James Blunt. They want people to donate, Sue. James Blunt won't release new music. That's what I mean. He's so funny and can laugh at himself. He's not on board. They didn't get his permission to do this before they did it. They're just

doing it. Did they not? In the hopes that he gets the joke enough to go, oh yeah. So it requires him to make a song and then threaten to release that song and then if they raise $50,000, him never releasing that song.

Imagine if people travel back in time and they're like, they come here and there's like a person that's like, wait a second, so someone's threatening to release music and people are paying a hostage fee. Exactly right. They're playing like a ransom. They tweeted

at James Blunt, please help us. We need a hero. One who can musically hold the world to ransom. Anyway, if you really don't want to hear new James Blunt music, go and hit up Live Aid.

Yeah, donate. Donate today. Donate today. Yes. From the bottom of your heart. Bree and Clint. Look, we're talking about this guy who has spotted a pricing error on a Japanese airline website where they've accidentally priced all of their business and first class flights, ridiculously cheap.

Stupidly cheap, like 300 bucks, you said. Yeah, he spent $17,000 on, I believe, 25 different flights. These are like round the world trip, like first class. So he spent $17,000. They were actually worth $250,000, which is, I mean, what a steal. I love the idea of spending money250,000. Yeah. Which is, I mean, what a steal. I love the idea of spending money to save money. Yeah. He's like, wow, look at all this money I saved.

I was like, yeah, well, you would have saved a lot more if you didn't buy any of the flights. Yeah, but if he sells them, imagine the money he'll make. I don't reckon you can sell them. Why not? I don't think, have you ever tried to sell a flight that you've purchased? Well, you just pay for the name change

and you include that in the price. I guess. Maybe. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's still going to be cheaper than buying a business class flight. Exactly. I wonder if it costs business class prices to change the name on a business class flight. Yeah, that's a great question. We want to know this afternoon, what did you get a really stupidly good deal on because the price was wrong? Hunter Grace has called up. Hi, Hunter Grace. Hi, Hunter Grace. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Was it you that got a really good deal because they got the price wrong?

It was. I was walking through the supermarket one day and there was a bunch of iced coffees all lined up and they're usually about $4, $5, $6. Yeah. And they were for like $1.50 or $2. So I grabbed an arm load, went over and scanned them and I went, oh, excuse me, the price is wrong.

So a woman ran off and checked the tag and came back with it in her hand and was like, no, she's right. So what usually would have cost me probably about $25, $30, cost me about $5. Nice. Hunter Grace, is it because, I need to ask the question, is it because they were about to go off or just they got it wrong? No, they just got it wrong.

Yeah, because she's saying when she scanned it, it still said $5 a thing. And she said to the lady, excuse me, it says $1.50 over there. This is what I was talking about. You need to honour the price. You need to honour the price. Thank you very much. Yeah. The lady was like, yeah, we do actually.

Oh, what a good day, Hunter Grace. What a day to be alive. Kerry's here. Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. How's it going? Good, thanks. Kerry, tell us, my friend, what was the great deal you got because there was a pricing error? So I broke my phone at work, so I went to the shop after to grab a new one. The price was wrong, so I got a $300 credit on it, as well as

a new TV that was happening at the same time for the deal. What? So, yeah. What a score. You got a phone and a TV and a $300 credit. Yeah. What the hell?

What kind of con man are you? Just right time, right place. Yeah. God, you'd be happy with yourself, wouldn't you? You'd be buzzing off that. God, I love this text so much, and this hits me right in the feels. It says the Gillette razor blades were once listed for $1 per box, and they went and bought a bunch of them.

So many that five years later, I still have two unopened boxes. Why are Gillette razor blades so expensive? It's actually. They're like $17, $18 or something, aren't they? It's actually ridiculous. And to be honest, I stand by using a rusty one because I'm not spending all this money. Oh, you're better than a rusty one.

Yeah. You're better than a rusty one. But I get it. I don't want to spend $17 either. Have you used a rusty one before? No, I don't shave. Yeah, no, neither. I've never used a rusty one. But I get it. I don't want to spend $70 either. Have you used a rusty one before? No, I don't shave. Yeah, no, neither. I've never used a rusty one.

Let's go to Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Kia ora. I think yours is the best. I think yours is incredible. Tell us when you got a great deal because the price was wrong. So I was shopping around for a laptop for uni.

And so I was happy with it. It was $1,350. Went to the till, paid for it, looked at my bank statement, and I had only paid $13.57. What? Oh, she's put it through wrong. Yeah, I went back and I said, hey, look, this is rung up wrong. I only paid $13. And she said, holy moly, thank you so much. She forgot the extra zero, that sort of thing. Oh, you're a good person, Bianca, because that was obviously her accident

and then you've gone back because you were like, she'll probably get in trouble. I had the exact same thing happen to me. I had to buy like $1,125 worth of tyres, like a whole set of tyres. I told you about this and they put it through as $125, $1,000 off and I went back as well, Bianca. That's not what you told me.

You said, I got a great deal and I rode off into the sunset on my real cheap tyres. I went back and I thought the guy was going to be like her and be really grateful but he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we would have found you. I'm like, no, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. Not with my brand new ties.

Have you seen the tread on these things? I can do drifts. Thanks, Bianca. Have a good weekend. We'll talk to you later. See you, Bianca. You too. Thank you.

Bree and Clint. Zit in Bree and Clint. Friday Jams, it's Nelly Furtado. We've sent a text in that said, man, you guys are playing some nostalgic bangs today. Shouldn't they mean bangers? Maybe they don't. Maybe there's a new word for it.

Maybe we call it bangs now. Everything shortened. Bangs. Yeah. Well, we are playing the bangs. We'll do a birthday bang a little bit later. Right now, though, we're going to do a birthday banger. What did you say?

Oh, shush. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Everyone's allowed to shorten it except me.

We love to bang on this show. Including in this game, this is where we go head to head, Clint, picking songs and the artists that sing those songs the fastest. As quickly as we can. We don't do it alone. We do it in teams. Rose is going to join Team Bree. Hi, Rose.

G'day, Rose. Hi. How you going? Do you know your songs, Rose? I hope so. Yeah, just give it a whirl. That's my philosophy. Just give it a hoon.

Someone who knows their songs is Hannah. She's joining my team. Hi, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. Hi. You're like a walkling. Walkling? You're like a walking Shazam, aren't you, Hannah?

Hopefully. Yeah, I know you are. I've heard that about Hannah around the town. They say that. To run the game, producer Claudia joins us. Hi, Claude. Hello. How are you going? Good, thanks. Claude, producer Claudia joins us. Hi, Claude. Hello.

How you going? Good, thanks. Claude, do we have a theme for today? Absolutely. So, Weekend 2 of Coachella is starting. So, I've decided to take a look back on past years of Coachella and, yeah, do other headliners. Other headliners of Coachella. Alrighty.

Did they have... Oh, no. Was it? What? Did Guns N' Roses do Coachella recently? Maybe. Oh, I don, no. Was it? What? Did they... What? Did Guns N' Roses do Coachella recently? Maybe. Oh, I don't know.

Or was it last year? I don't know. Oh. I don't know. I'll just shut up. Okay, Brie and I first. Yeah, so Brie and Clint, you're going to go first.

I'll start a song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the title of the song to win a point. When we're ready, here's the first one.

Brie. Brie. Oasis, Wonderwall. Yeah. Back up. When did Oasis headline Coachella? What a bang. 2002.

Yeah, that's a bang. Such a bang. That is such a bang. 2002, right. Jeez, throwback. There's a rumour, a strong rumour, because they hate each other, but there's a strong rumour they're reuniting for a tour next year. They really don't like each other, eh?

Noel and Liam. Anyway, over to Rose and Hannah. Are you guys ready for a turn? Come on, Rose. You got this, Hannah. Come on. Good luck, guys. So buzz in with your name if you can tell me this song.

Rose. Oh, who was that? if you can tell me this song. Who was that? Rose, I think. Rose Just. Beyonce. Is that Crazy in Love? Yeah, it is. Come on, Rose. Hannah knew that one too, didn't you, Hannah?

I did. You were out by a whisker. Just by a whisker. Hannah, there is so much pressure on us now. We literally cannot drop a song from this point on. It's been done before many times. I'm going harder. Just channel me.

I've got to do this next one myself. Channel me all the positive energy you've got, okay? Yeah. All right, here we go. Let's do it. I'm ready. Let's just do it. Let's just get into it.

Yeah, let's get into it. Okay. One, two we go. Let's do it. I'm ready. Let's just do it. Let's just get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. Okay. What? Brie. Oh! Damn it! Brie. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Outcast. And. Oh, what's the name of it? Oh, no, Brie. Shake it like a Polaroid picture? No, Brie, no. Oh, Salvation.

There's Outkast, Hey Ya. Of course it is. We had to give them one, Rose. We had to give them one. Yeah. You finish it off now, Rose. Oh, yeah. You guys.

Okay, Rose and Hannah, this one is for you. Hannah? Hannah, yeah. You guys. Okay, Rose and Hannah, this one is for you. Hannah. Hannah, just in. It's Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. Yes, Hannah. Oh, no. Mumble-y. That means we're all in for the last one, isn't it?

Yeah, we're all in. Come on, Rose. We're all in. Anyone can buzz in, okay? Whatever team gets this one is going to take home the point and win the whole game. Anyone can buzz in. Whoever's name I hear first, I will take an answer from.

Okay. Good luck, everyone. Here you go. Bree. Bree. That is the killer's Mr. Brightside. Yeah, girl. Woo-hoo.

Can't even be mad. That was a great game, everyone. They won fair and square. Yeah, they did. They did. Fair and square. Everyone got one. Everybody got one, yeah. That was a good game.

Rose, you're taking home 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, awesome. Thank you. Nice work. Bree and Clint. It's time for Friday Oaky. Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you. Nice work. Bree and Clint. It's time for Fridayoke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Fridayoke.

Here we go. Fridayoke is back for another week. How good was Bon Jovi last week? Bon Jovi was a lot of fun. I had so much fun singing Bon Jovi. It was a lot of fun, and I so much fun singing Bon Jovi. It was a lot of fun and I feel like we just keep bringing the throwbacks. Yeah, we're in that mode

at the moment, aren't we? Yeah. We thought with all the Blink 182 hype that is going around on TikTok at the moment because they're back together and they played Coachella

last weekend and now they've just been bumped up to headliners of this weekend's Coachella. So if you're watching that stream online this weekend, it's going to be an even bigger Blink 182 show. We've got to do some.

We've got to do some Blink 182. We've got to throw it back to the 182. We thought about doing all the small things, but really it's got to be this song. Where are you? And I'm so sorry. It's iconic. Blink 182. It's iconic. Blink-182.

It's got the most Blink-182 voice in it. Yeah. This picture of fringe, like a black fringe going over one eye. Who's got the better Blink in them? Is it Brie or is it me? We've both spent about 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and what you're about to hear is the results.

Oh my god. First time doing Blink 182. We're going to skip straight to the Tom DeLonge verse. That bit that you heard there. Yes. And a chorus. And when you've heard both, you can pick the winner.

Here's my Blink-182 for Friday O'Keefe. I miss you. Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep. I cannot dream tonight. I need somebody at all ways This sick strange darkness

Comes creeping on so haunting every time And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me You're already a voice inside my head I miss you Don't waste your time on me You're already a voice inside my head. I miss you, I miss you. What do you think? Well, it brought me joy.

For sure. Someone texted and they said, LeMayo, sorry, what is Clint's accent? I'm doing Blink-182, okay? That's how they sound. That was the challenge and that's what I did. Yeah. Yeah.

That was so funny. I love that. Oh, it's getting some harsh feedback. Oh, look at time. Let's skip ahead, let's skip ahead. Let's go straight to Breeze. Oh, God. Let's balance things out.

I am dreading this now. You got an emo, pop- punk, emo voice in you? I definitely went through an emo phase. You've got to channel that here. Yeah, you really do. Had that dark eyeliner. Real dark. After this, we're going to get you to pick the winner of Friday O'Keefe.

So listen carefully. Here's Brie182. Where are you? So listen carefully. Here's Brie 182. Strange darkness comes creeping on, so haunting every time. And as I stare, I counted the webs from all the spiders. Catching things and eating their insides, like indecision to call you. And hear your voice of treason, when you come home and stop this pain tonight. Stop this pain tonight Stop this pain tonight Don't waste your time on me You're already the voice inside my head I miss you, miss you Don't waste your time on me

You're already the voice inside my head I miss you, miss you I'm happy with that. Yeah, it's not bad at all. I feel like I couldn't do much better. This is what I believe, okay? Yours is nicer. Yeah.

But mine's more authentic. Oh, I put on the accent. I put on the accent. I feel like I bought it this week. Okay, then if yours is nicer and more authentic, then what's mine? Entertaining. then what's mine? Um, entertaining. Well, the people are going to decide. It's not up to you or me.

We're looking for five people right now who can call through on 0800DARLS.M. The lines are open. And pick the winner of this week's Friday Okie. We need five votes to sort it out. Call now. Bree and Clint. We need to find a winner of Friday Okie. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint. We need to find a winner of Friday Oki. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Oki.

We just did Blink 182. And I don't know if it says good or bad about it, but there is no shortage of people willing to vote on this week's Friday Oki. That's good. That's a good thing. That's what we want. Do you reckon it means they liked it so much? Not necessarily. They had to come in and have you reckon it means they liked it so much? Not necessarily.

They had to come in and have their say on who they thought was the best. Yeah, no, that's definitely got to be it. But they had to say who was better than good. My Blink-182 sounded like this. And Bree's Blink- 182 sounded like this. Don't waste your time on me. You're already the voice inside my head.

So much fun. So much good text message feedback coming in too. But we have five people lined up ready to vote on this. Let's kick it off with Hayden. Kia ora Hayden, happy Friday. G'day Hayden. Yolda. You're a big Blink 182 fan?

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah. And did we do it justice? Do you think we did the boys proud? I think you did actually, yeah. Okay, good. That's what we hope to do every week. Who did it better?

Was it me or Brie? I think it was television's Clint Roberts. Television's Clint Roberts? I'll take the vote. Thank you, Hayden. You have a great weekend. Thanks, Hayden. Have a good weekend, mate.

Let's go straight to Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi. G'day, Christy. Happy Friday. You too. What are your thoughts this week, Christy? I am definitely leaning towards Bree.

Get in there, Christy. Appreciate you. Why? What did it for you, Christy? I loved it. It sounded like you were singing out of your nose, and that is definitely how they sing. You know what?

That's a nice way of saying she sounded a bit nasally. Look, I'll be honest, Christy wasn't on purpose. Thank you, Christy. It's one all. Let's go to Holly. Kia ora, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hey, guys. Hey, Holly. Did that bring a smile to your face, Holly?

Yeah, I was cracking up. It was a hard song, too, to be honest. It's harder than it seems. Yeah, it's quite a lot of my voice was nearly wrecked by the end. It's up, it's down. But we gave it our all. So who do you reckon did it better? Who's got the best Blink-182 this week, Holly?

I think it was a great effort from both of you, but I'm going to have to go with Bree, just because, Clint, the song along was much more who are West Country farmers, than it was. Than it was American. Was it more Tom DeLonge than it was?

It was a lot more, ride my combine harvester. I hear what you're saying, Holly. And that's good constructive feedback from Holly. I'll take that into my next Black 182 performance. Let's go to Jack. Hi, Jack. G'day, Jack. Kia ora, team.

How are we? We're very good, Jack. We need your thoughts and your feelings. Look, Clint, respect to you, brother. That was fantastic. But Brie in that chorus took it home. Yes, Jack. She did do a very nice chorus.

She did a very smooth... I don't know why. I genuinely don't know. Jack, you're like, I was really shocked. You and me both, Jack. Thanks, Jack. She's got the win, but Julie's taken the time to call up, so we're going to take a vote too.

Julie, who's it going to? I have to say definitely Brie. Definitely Brie. She's cemented it. Appreciate you. Maybe I should bring back my mullet black haircut that I used to have and then my eyeliner. That's not what Blink-182 wear. I'm telling you, as an emo girl back in the 2000s, I had a mullet.

Oh, you want to look like a girl at the concert. You don't want to look like the band. Yeah, I was a fan and that's what I used to have. Well, 4-1, it was close. Where are you? Right, here we go. Birthday banger for you. I know there'd be a lot of people stuck in traffic right now,

so hopefully this gives you a bit of a pick-me-up. Let's start with Hannah. Are you stuck in traffic, Hannah? I am, actually. Of course. We're about to tell you. Give us an impromptu traffic report. I've just come off.

I'm on Rosedale Road. And the traffic is? Pretty bad. Pretty bad. Bumper to bumper, would you say, Hannah? Well, I can see the traffic is? Pretty bad. Pretty bad. Bumper to bumper, would you say, Hannah? Well, I can see the brake lights pretty good. Yeah. Thank you.

Great report there, Hannah. We appreciate it. So official from you, Hannah. We love it. What's your birthday, mate? 10th of April, 1996. All right. That means you were 16 in 2012.

And on the 10th of April, 2012, this was number one. Hey, I was number one. Carly Rae Jepsen. Wasn't she meant to have a big comeback this year? Hasn't she played at Coachella before? Surely. I think so, yeah. Yeah, you'd go to the Carly Rae Jepsen.

Absolutely. Sick to hear this song. Fun. What do you reckon, Hannah, stuck on Rosedale Road? Do you like this? Yeah, it's a banger, mate. It's a banger. Hannah, don't lie to us.

You're allowed not to like it. Yeah, it's all right. It's all right. I'll take it anyway. 2012, she's like, can I get like The Weeknd or something? Nope. Carly Rae Jepsen. Let's go to Robert. Kia ora, Robert.

G'day, Rob. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Are you stuck in traffic, Rob? It's not too bad on the top side of Christchurch at the moment, but it is pouring down with rain. Oh, yeah. Same in Auckland.

At the same time, though, how good's Christchurch? How good is Christchurch? I've had a few earthquakes today, so. Really? I've heard there's been a few tremors going on down there, which would always give you a bit of a squeaky bum moment if you've lived there for a little while, right, Robert? Yep.

Yeah. Yeah. I've lived for a few of them now. Yeah. Well, Rob, you've been waiting, so let's deliver. What's your date of birth? 16th of June, 83. All right, that means you were 16 in 1999.

And Robert, here it is. Your birthday banger. Don't you know it's true what they say? They laugh, it ain't easy. But your time's coming around. So don't you stop trying. It's Club 7 and bring it all back. R.I.P. R.I.P.

R.I.P. Lost one of the band members. Just last week. Just last week. What do you reckon, Robert? Is that a banger? I'm embarrassed to say I have that CD still. Good man.

Yes, you do, Robert. Don't be embarrassed, mate. Wear it with pride. Meant to be your birthday banger then. One more for James. Kia ora, James. G'day, James. Hello.

We're about to leave, James. We're losing James. Kia ora, James. G'day, James. Hello. We're about to see you, James. We're losing James. You're cutting in and out and in and out. Can you get your date of

birth to us, James? Doesn't matter, we've got it written down. Let's do it for him. James was

born on the 8th of July 1977, so that means he was 16 in 1993. And James, if you're listening still,

here's your birthday banger. I love this song so much. I don't know why, it's a guilty pleasure. It's such a good song. James, do you like this? Yes. Oh, well, not really. I'll be blunt and say not really.

Yeah, not good. He's breaking up. We can't tell if he likes it or not. What's that, James? Your favourite song ever? Yeah, no, not really. Sorry, not really. It's okay, James.

I'm going to vote for S Club 7, so we'll just have to see what happens I know I'm never going to get culture bait And I kind of want to lock it in So I'll go S Club 7 Vote for the song that you think is going to set the mood for this Friday Where it's raining in a lot of the country And people are stuck in traffic

And people want to, you know, they want a vibe. It says Club 7. There it is. Bring it all back. The Robert. Robert and Christchurch.

You've just won Birthday Banger. Well done. Good start for four matches. Have a great weekend, man. Don't stop. Never give up. Put your head high

and reach the top. Let the world see what you have got. Bring it all back to you. Bree and Clint. Stephen Sanchez on Zidium. Bree and Clint. Oh, song's not finished.

It's finished when we say it's finished. Pull it down. Thanks, Stephen. We appreciate you. We love you, Stephen. It's finished when we say it's finished. It's that type of Friday. There's the height of arrogance and I am here for it. Well we need to talk about this because it's very serious, it's scientific

and I think we need to kick off the music. Yeah that is the music I'm looking for. Kind of goes well with what we're about to discuss. Now, look, Clint and I both love astrology. No, I don't. Oh, that's not what you said off air. Oh, okay. For the purposes of this break, yes, I do.

Yeah. And I am such an Aquarius. You're such an Aquarius. Oh, my God. You have no idea. I'm such an Aquarius. You're such an Aquarius. Oh, my God, you have no idea. I'm such a water sign. There's a woman, an astrologer by the name of Susan Taylor, who has discussed what she thinks are the most hated star signs. This is really, this is quite harsh, can I just warn? Does she mean hated by people

or hated by the universe? People. Okay. She says that these star signs are some of the hardest to get along with. Okay. And she does give reasons. Okay, so let's discuss. There are 12 zodiac signs. And she says she's actually split them down the middle and says these six, according to her and astrology, are more likely, and these are her words,

to be despised by others. Okay, go on then. She says, Geminis, Virgos, Leos, Aries, Scorpios and Libras. No Aquarius, baby.

No Capricorns. Oh, producer Claude and producer Elorard happy. What the nerve? How dare you? Wait, what star signs

are you guys? I'm a Gemini. I'm Scorpio. Oh my God, you're such a Scorpio and you are such a Gemini. Stop it. Claude, it gets worse for you. Oh!

Because she then has given a top three. Okay, so let's kick it off with number three, most hated star signs. This is not my opinion. This is astrologist Susan Taylor. She says, Okay. It's a striking indictment on the Leos. It's real harsh. Yeah.

Number two, Virgos. It's a striking indictment on the Leos. It's real harsh. Yeah. Number two, Virgos. Can also be pretty difficult to be around at times, according to Susan, on account of their icy personalities and condescending behaviour. Claudia, you're going to be the worst. I'm shocked. Coming in at number one. No.

For what astrologer Susan Taylor says is the most hated star sign is the Gemini. No! There's no way. Due to their turbulent personality, leaving friends unsure what to expect, their unstable character and constant mood swings means the Geminis are regularly hard to be around and make for truly unreliable friends. Oh, no.

Half of that, Claude was kind of gesturing like, eh, fair enough. I mean, maybe they're not wrong. Ouch. Claude, Claude, just remember, star signs are stupid and astrology is fake. True. Unless you agree with what they're saying.

True. You guys don't think I'm hard to get on with, right? Nah. No. That's a glowing review. No, you're not hard to get along with at all. I do think you have some Gemini traits because I have had a lot of Geminis in my life.

My sister's a Gemini. I've dated a lot of Geminis in my life. My sister's a Gemini. I've dated a lot of Geminis. Oh. I feel like Geminis definitely have like kind of two personas. Do you feel like that's you? Yeah, probably. You know? They're two-faced.

They're very indecisive. There's party Gemini. Yeah. And angry Gemini. You guys only get Angry Gemini. There's Beyonce Claudia and then there's Sasha Fierce Claudia. Exactly. Well, there you go.

There you go. A bit of astrology for your Friday. Sorry, Geminis. Someone said, you are right, my ex-husband is a Gemini. Oh, it is real. It is real. Must be real. Bree and Clint.

I always find it interesting when someone tries to put together the definitive list of the best something, and it's not a survey, and it's not voted on. They've just gone, I am the expert. This is what is good. Yeah, like what gives you the credentials to put together that list? I back everybody's ability to do it. You should definitely list your top five. It's

subjective though, isn't it? Yeah, it is definitely subjective. The news website stuff.co.nz this week has published the top five apples in New Zealand. But it's just their opinion. I love it. They didn't ask me. I love it. They didn't ask you. Daughter of an apple farmer, did they?

They didn't ask you to contribute to this list. I feel like I have very strong opinions about this one. Even I have strong opinions about it, and I don't really care about apples. It's definitely, I feel like people like what they like. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And there's so many different types and flavours.

People might say, oh, an apple's an apple. They're really not. Yeah. You can't compare apples and apples. Is that the saying? That is the saying. I thought we can be more journalistic about this. We can be more thorough. We can bring on an expert. So please welcome to the show, apple orchardist

Bree's dad, Big Steve. G'day Steve. G'day Dad. Hey guys, how are ya? Dad, finally your time to shine on our show as the apple expert. About time. That's all I can say. Steve, is it apple season right now? It certainly is. They're in the middle of probably the busiest part of harvest now.

You'll find there'll be three or four varieties on the go at the moment. So the apples that you would get in the supermarket right now, they're fresh apples. They haven't been stored somewhere. No, that's exactly right. They'll be straight off the tree. Into the packing houses and into the distribution centres. Good time to buy. Good time to buy. Dan, look,

you've just visited me over here in New Zealand and the one thing you love to do when you visit me is that you always buy all the different New Zealand varieties when you're here to try them all. So you're going to – this is perfect timing for this. Okay.

Don't tell me what you found the best yet, okay? I'm going to give you the top five apples according to this website. Just want you to pass judgment on each apple, okay, Steve? Sure. Okay. Absolutely. Number five, hugely controversial for Bree and I. Number five in the top 5 apples Is a jazz apple

I know how I feel about them Yeah I'd have it higher Up the list myself Me too Bree and I would have it Closer to number 1 Millet number 1 Yeah

Me too Because it's got It's such a Good dense apple Great flavour Yeah You're absolutely right. Spot on.

So, Steve, every apple from here on has to be better than a Jazz, otherwise it doesn't deserve its place. That's true. Okay. Number four is an Ambrosia. Close second, I think. Dad, are they the ones that you bought first when you came to visit? Yes, they are.

I really like those, yeah. You like an Ambrosia? I think they're real good. Ambrosia's a good apple, Steve? Yes, they are. Okay. They're a great apple. Very good. Number three is a rose. No, I don't particularly like the flavour of rose myself. Neither do I. The third best apple in the country is a rose? I think not as good as an ambrosia or a jazz. Better than an ambrosia or a jazz?

No. Okay. Pacific rose for me is down the bottom for me. Really? Okay. I can't wait to hear. I'm literally on the edge of my seat. This is Apple Radio. I really am on the edge of my seat. We're hooked on apples right now. I'm on the edge of my seat. This is Apple Radio.

I really am. This is hot content. Okay, number two. We're right at the meat and veg of this thing. This is the business end of the competition. What is in at number two? Big Steve, according to this list, the second best apple available in New Zealand is a Royal Gala.

Ah, okay. I'd probably have it. It's a good early apple. Definitely for a first cab off the rank Very nice, because I grew a lot of A lot of galas, but Taste-wise, I'd have it probably about Fourth, I think I agree with you, Dad

It's a bit of an old-school variety You know, they've made some other ones that are really Kind of the new up-and-comers Yes, that's right Great apple, but I'd probably You know, they've made some other ones that are really kind of the new up-and-comers. Yes, that's right. Great apple, but I'd have it probably towards the end. The writer says it was a number two because it's the reddest. That doesn't seem like good criteria.

That should not be a category. No. People eat with their eyes, unfortunately, but when you taste it, it's different. I don't care if it's white, if it tastes good, you know? Yeah, true. All right, we're at the top. What have they got at number one? Steve, would you care to hazard a guess?

Oh, they're going to put the bloody Granny Smith, aren't they? Do you care to hazard a guess on what this website says is the greatest apple in New Zealand, Steve? Apple Orchardist and Bree's Dad. I would like to hazard a guess. I really wouldn't like to try. Okay, all right. Well, let's give it to you straight.

Oh, if it's a Grady Smith, I'm going to tear this studio apart. The greatest apple in New Zealand, according to stuff.co.nz, is a tango. Tango? Yeah. No, not for me. Sorry.

You laughed. Steve laughs in the face of a tango. No, not for me, sorry He laughed Steve laughs in the face of a tango He goes, tango So can I just ask, I think I've got this correct Would you completely flip that list on its head? I would personally I might be old school in taste but that's what I'd say

No you're the expert You're the one producing the apples I'd flip it on its lid myself That's it Okay Steve we really appreciate it No other radio show has dedicated six minutes to talking about apples this afternoon And I'm proud of it

Well they bloody well should Thanks Dad Bye That's the end of the show everybody apples this afternoon. And I'm proud of it. Well, they bloody well should. Thanks, Dad. Bye. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us on another week of the Bree and Clint show where we are skiving off for a long, long weekend. Yes, we are. And I hope that you are too.

Do not go to work on Monday. Do not send your kids back to school on Monday. No one will be there. Do not do anything work on Monday. Do not send your kids back to school on Monday. No one will be there. Do not do anything productive on Monday. Nothing. Relax, put your feet up, have a good time. Cruise through to Tuesday and then catch us on Wednesday for a three-day week. Which pretty much you can take a half day on Wednesday as well.

Totally. Yeah. Totally. Then work from home on Thursday. And, I mean, Friday you can finish it. day on Wednesday as well. Totally. Yeah. Totally. Then work from home on Thursday. And, I mean, Friday you can finish it. You can wrap up at 2 p.m. Knock off early on Friday, yeah. Absolutely.

Great week on the way. Podcast is out very shortly. If you need something to help with your road trip, something to play in the car, that will be up very, very shortly. And we'll catch you guys back on Wednesday on The Branklin Show. We'll see you then. Bye.