ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st April 2026

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Can Clint guess what song Bree does her strip teases to (it's not as weird as it sounds).  What are the most attractive hobbies?  TERRIBLE initials.  Clint had a real experience at the massage place.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-M's Brean-Klin podcast. Z-M's Brean-Klint, thanks to KFC. Go, let's go. I think I met you in a dream last month. Zatem's Brean-Klint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brean-Klint Show.

G'day, guys. Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Yeah, correct. Oh, yeah. Taco Tuesday. Two-for-1 tacos all day on the Brean Clint show today. Does any other?

The other food get the same kind of press that tacos do on a Tuesday? Frye. What's on a, like a fry up? Fries. Oh, fries on a fry? I've never heard of that. Do you have hot chippies on a Friday? I'm all for that.

Yeah, yeah, I thought it was a thing. Roast on a Sunday. Sunday roast, yeah. They just need a more catchy name for it. Nah, it's called a Sunday roast. Yeah, no, it just doesn't rhyme. Leave it with me. Okay.

Um, any other days? I think that's it. Claude? It's not a food, but thirsty Thursday? Oh, thirsty Thursday's a big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A madrasse on a Monday? Madras Monday, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm all for that. Any W foods? Um. Wake and bake Wednesdays. Hell yeah. Watermelon Wednesdays, but that's only in season. Someone said Friday Pie Day. Ah, okay.

That's good. I'm all for that. Friday's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we, here we go. Our next radio, big idea. Should we try and start a new one? A new day.

Yes. And a particular food on that day and like reinvigorate the industry of one particular food or meal. And reinvigorate the day too. Yeah. So look for an overlooked day. Like what day is overlooked in my moment? I was going to say Tuesday, but they've got tacos. Of course they do.

Yeah. Wednesday is, of course, there's a different type of meal. Yeah. Yeah. Probably Thursday. Thursday? Probably Thursday, yeah. Thursday, though.

Yeah, I know. Is it Saturday? It could be Saturday. Someone said taco and Tuesday does not rhyme. Yeah, that's a fair point. Yeah, we'll take that point. You know what I meant. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, someone said it's fat Fridays. You eat fast food on a Friday. I love that. Wasabi Wednesdays. Yeah, but it's not a whole meal. No, it's not a whole meal. Oh, and yes, meat-free Mondays are a thing. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Okay, leave it with us. Leave it with us. We'll work on it. But also, we would welcome your suggestions on the text machine because you're smarter than us. Oh, wings Wednesday. Wings Wednesday.

Oh, yeah, wings on a Wednesday. That is a thing. Because all the pubs do it. Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to the sports bars. Okay, well Wednesday's taken care of. Tuesday's taken care of.

It's Saturday, I'm telling you. Okay. Slushies. Slushy Saturday. Nah. Cilantro Saturdays. Salami Saturdays. Hey, I don't mind a sausage on a Saturday.

Sausage Saturdays. Sausage Saturdays. We did it. We got there. Wahoo. All right. Can you do. just eat as much sausage as you can on a Saturday.

Let's get into the show. Free Olivia Dean tickets on the way when you hear the Olivia Dean track of the day. I can give you a clue it's going to happen. The next time we're going to play it, it's going to be after 5 o'clock today. There's your hot tip. Right now we're doing Trady versus Lady. 50 bucks, you'll win. But you have to play right now.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Ladies up by about five. So who's got it today? Play Zatim's Bree and Clint. Bree and Cleans. This is the main event. Trady versus ladies. Yes, welcome back to another installment of the Trades versus the ladies.

The ladies have won 31 times this year. The Trades are on 26. It's pretty tight, really. That's pretty good. The ladies have maintained their lead, but no one's blown out. The ladies took quite a massive lead at one point. Oh, yeah, yeah. They were about 10 or 11 points in front, so the Trades have pulled them back.

Five points. is assailable. Our lady is calling from Canterbury today. She's 33 and this is her third time playing. It'll be her tiebreaker. One win, one loss so far. Welcome to the show, Regan. Giday, Regan. What are you coming off most recently? A win or a loss, Regan? A win. Oh, momentum. This is like game three in the state of origin. Yeah. Which way is it going to go? Yeah, you, the Marones or the Blues? Maroons. Nice.

You're taking on our tradies today. He's from Crows. He's 38, and he snapped his ankle playing rugby overseas. Welcome to the show, Tim. Hey, Tim. How's it going? When was that, and how bad was it? Oh, I was at least about 10 years ago. And, yeah, it's just I got rods and plates and bolts on my ankle.

Is that the end of your rugby career? Yeah, I can still play a bit of social stuff, but nothing semi-pro or anything now. Yeah, ouch. Yeah. That sounds awful. My mum currently has two broken ankles, two moon boots. How long were you in a moon boot for with that kind of injury? I had to learn to walk again for like six months.

Wow. Yeah, it was pretty bad. And did you do it sidestepping like Bree's mum did? Yeah, I went to steps and someone grass-cutted me. Same thing happened to my mum. Same thing happened to Mama die. Yeah, yeah. She did the old show and go to the scutter step.

She did the old, yeah. Timmy buzzers, Trady. Regan Lady, first of three correct answers gets the 15. bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What do you call a tree that retains all its leaves throughout every season? Nothing? Nobody? No. Dust? Okay. It's evergreen. Evergreen is what we were looking for. Evergreen is what you call one of those trees.

We move on to question number two. Which New Zealand City is hosting the Warriors this weekend? Training. Yes, Tim. Auckland. No. Regan? Yeah, Regan. No. It's Wellington, actually.

Wellington, yeah. They sold out. They sold out 35,000 people. Henry Stadium, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. All right, no points there. We move on to question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.

Do you get deja vu? Yes. Reagan. Olivia Rodriguez. Nice. Well done. Very excited for her new music. All right.

One to the ladies. Question number four. Which member of the British Royal Family is married to Megan Markle? Trady. Ladies. Will? No, not well. It's worth a shot, Regan?

Reagan. Harry. Harry. The other one. Prince Harry. All right, two to the ladies. You need this one, Tim, to stay in the game. Question number five. Which X One Direction band member is currently dating Zoe Kravitz?

Lady. Yes, Regan for the win. Zane? No, not Zane. Was worth a shot, Tim? Harry. Harry's correct. It is Harry.

Back-to-back, Harry answers for Trady versus Lady. Tim accidentally got that correct. Yep. Hey, sometimes you stumble around in the dark and you get it spot on. Hey, one to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number six. In which season does Whitetongy Day fall on? Lady.

Yes, Regan. Autumn. No. Tim? Spring. No. It's actually summer. We stay at two to the ladies, one to the Trades.

Question number seven. What Pixar film stars characters named Woody and Buzz? Lady. Trady. Regan. Toy Story. She's done it. Regan's down to the wire game went down to the wire, but you've pulled it off, Regs.

You've got two from three wins in Trady versus Lady. Thank you. Can I give a shout out? Yeah, of course you can. Just to all the support workers around the country. Oh my gosh. Yeah, of course you can. That's lovely, Regan.

You're a great person, Regs. Well done. We'll get that 50 bucks cash out to you very soon. And thanks for playing, Tim. That was a good game. Good on you, mate. Cheers, congrats. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

All right, stop dilly-delling. We have the opportunity. I think we go to a song. I think that's all we had to do here. We have been given a gift from the gods. Bree has allowed me 10 guesses to find out what her striptease song is. When you say what my strip tea song is, it's my song of choice that if there ever a situation where I need to perform.

A seductive routine. Yes. This is the song you use. Yeah. Correct. I know, and this is the bit I'm kicking myself about, I know you have said it. I think I've said it once, yes. And when you said it, I clocked it and I put it in my brain.

And all my brain has remembered is that there is a song and you said it. It's lost the detail of what the song. song was. But I know as soon as I figure it out, it'll come flooding back to me. Okay. So, you've kindly allowed me ten guesses of the artist. And if I get the artist, tomorrow we guess the song. Yes, and you get five guesses. All I have to go off is that Ellie Golding was kind of close. Kind of close, yeah. Kind of close, yeah. So I'm going to start broad and I'm going to go Tovlow. That's a great guess. Yeah. It's so good, but it isn't right. Okay.

I'm going to stay in a similar vein as Tovlo. And I'm going to go Robin. Another great guess. But no. No. The artist that Bree performs her strip teases to when she's feeling Randy. Detail in? I don't think it's this one.

Okay. But it fits the brief. And it is you coded. I just don't know if they're sexual enough. For guest number three, I'm going with broods. Not broods. Yeah. What are you going to be like?

I'm a breeder. Doesn't really work, does it? This one would work. Okay. This one would work because of the lyrical content. Right. Is it Azalea Banks? No.

I guess that. Get it eaten. 2-1-2. Okay. No, I knew it wasn't that one. This is a long shot, this one. La Rue? Not Leru.

Not sexy, eh? Nah, bulletproof. This time. That, down that missed around. I mean, depending on the, you know, the tempo. Okay, I've got five guesses left. This is the artist that Bree has said publicly that she performs her strip teasers too. Marina and the Diamonds.

Prima Donna Girl. All they ever wanted was the world. No. No. Definitely not. I can see it, though. You've really gone for one era, haven't you? Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like you might be a little bit slightly off. Too early or too late? Too early. You need to go slot like a little bit. Little mix. No. Fifth Harmony.

Oh, that's a great guest, but no. Oh! A member of Fifth Harmony? Nah. Motivation, Normandy. Great song. But no. That is not my strip tea song of choice.

Oh, I've got two guesses left. Yeah, you need to go later. Ella, do you want one of the guesses? Because I've got one more written down, but I don't believe that it's good this last one that I've got written down. Oh, I'm trying to go, like, in the same round. Troy Savan. But is that, again, not sexy enough.

Oh, Trois-Savans pretty sexy. Oh, he is, isn't he? It's earlier stuff, though? No. No, I don't lock it in. It's not Trois-Avarn. No. I won't take a guess off for you for that guess.

See ya. No. One guess left. Wait, let me just look at the text machine. I just wanted to see if anyone was texting through their guesses as to what artist sings my stripte song. Genuine. No, that'd be too obvious.

It's not an obvious one. I would say the artist, though, is like super famous. I would like to give my final guest to producer Claudia. Oh, okay. who I believe has a piece of audio that we can use for our guess. I dug deep for this. Like I went into the Bruegland archives

and I found something and I'm not 100% sure it is right. I will allow Claudia to help you with the guess of the artist but not she has to stay out of the song then. Then I can't play this audio that I found. No, you can't play the audio but you can. Oh, but we have the audio. You can. All of those stupid guests.

were just so I could get to the audio that I wanted to play. You can ask her for the artist. She can give me the artist. She can get, well, she can give you what she thinks the artist is. Yes, I'll allow that. Claudia. Come on, Claudia. I believe that the artist that Bree does a strip tease too is Ariana Grande.

Oh, that's such an obvious one. How did I not think of that? Claudia. Yes, Bree. Unfortunately. You are correct. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

That's it. There's no more Claudia involved in the guess. So tomorrow I get to guess the song. That's it. Yep. Oh, this is going to be great. And, I mean, I don't think you get 10 guesses now. Five.

I'll give you four. Five. I'm halving it, five. Lock it into four. Let's split the difference and say six. Four, done. Lock it in tomorrow. This time tomorrow, we will reveal Bree's big strip tea song.

And if we get it. No. Then baby, we get it. That was never a part of this discussion. That was not a part of it. I don't, I don't consent. I'll bring the chair. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast.

I found a clip which has listed the top five sexiest hobbies for men. Well, most attractive hobbies for men. Same thing, really, isn't it? and I don't believe I have any of these hobbies. You don't have a hobby though. I'm not trying to be nasty or like say something mean, but do you have a hobby? No, but neither do you.

No, that's why I can say it to you. No, famously we don't have hobbies. You and I have discussed this before how we don't have a hobby, but we love one. My wife has been on a 12-month long journey to get a hobby. Doesn't she knit? She knits now. It's a good hobby. It's a good hobby.

It's mindful. Yep. It's practical. She's knitted everybody in the family of Beaniey except for me. that's okay but everybody in the family's got a last on the list yeah some people outside the family have got scarves I still haven't got anything but some people

some people outside of our family have got things too full jumpers coat my mother-in-law knitted me this vest it's a wonderful hobby yeah it's not on the list of the top five most attractive hobbies for men would you like to hear them yeah go on see if you agree the number one thing is reading number two

learning a foreign language number three playing instruments, number four cooking, and here's one I couldn't keep a straight face on when she said it. Woodworking. Woodworking was number five. Yeah, woodworking hot. She was laughing at woodworking. Why is she laughing at that?

I think it's hot. I think it's hot. Like a man, that's good with these hands. Reading, cooking, music, playing an instrument. I... Woodworking. And what was the other one in there? Learning a foreign language.

Learning a foreign language. I have to completely disagree with this list. Do you? As in the order. Okay. And some of the things on there. Yeah. Mainly the order I have a problem with.

I don't know if they were ordered. I think it was just a list of five. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. But that's okay. Go ahead. I know what's at the time.

You're going to say cooking. Cooking's at the top. Yeah. If a man can cook, holy smokes swoon. Yeah, but that's because you're a feeder. And so you want to be fed as well. It's one of your love languages. So to have it returned to you.

I think it's like just, hot across the board. I feel like most people would feel that way. Well, I can't do it, okay? So give it a break. I'm not saying geez, it's not always about you, mate. Producers, do you agree? He's cooking at the top?

I have a husband who cooks and it is hot. Yep. Okay, say another hobby I can't do like backflips or something. You know what else is really hot? Snowboarding. Oh, that is a good one. Name an unattractive snowboarder. I can't name one. Who's the ginger guy that was a...

Sean White, hot. Okay. Ginger's are hot. Snowboarding is still hot? I thought we'd never move towards skiing these days. When I go up the mountains, guys. Nico Portia, I thought he moved us over to skiing. When I go up the mountain once every two years,

there is just something about a snowboarder. Like they can just, they look so hot and so cool in all their gear. And then I look at myself, I'm like, I don't look anything like that. I'm wearing the same helmets, same goggles, same jacket, same pants. and I look like a thumb compared to that guy. Yeah. There's just something about it. I mean, no, you don't.

Yeah, Clare. Sorry. You've never seen me. Okay, we'll put it on the list. We'll put it on the list. We'll put it on the list. Adoptorting. Okay, well, hear me out. Garden, not so much, but when Ryan, when I'm like doing gardening and I'm like, Ryan, can you do this, this and this? And the heavier jobs. So like landscaping. Yeah. Yeah. Hello. interior design and having like a really nicely made up house.

DIY. No, not necessarily DIY. Right, having good style. Good style, but like interior design, like great lamps, great furniture, like everything's cohesive. You don't know if that's a hobby. Okay. In that case, hiking. Guys, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.

Axe cutting. Axe cutting. Cutting, sorry. Wood chopping. Wood chopping. Yeah. Sounds like your dad that you're into, eh? Guys, hear me out.

What? That doesn't snowboard, and he doesn't know how to cook. Give me out. Axe. Axe. Oh, someone who makes, can make good cocktails. Mixology. At the bar, there's his gone to cook-top, and he does it.

I think that's cool. Yeah, I would agree with you. Pottery. No. It's cool. For a girl, hot. Well, that's the list I'm doing. Oh, yeah, good point.

It's all right. It's cute. Hot. Painting. Yeah. Are they created it? Rock climbing. You know what I think it comes down to?

Yeah, rock climbing. You know what I think it comes down to? When someone genuinely has a passion for something and they're not just doing something. Formatively. Yeah. That I think is hot to me. And you can tell when it's like a genuine passion.

Depends what it is. What if it's miniature trains? What if it's Yu-Gi-O cards? Pokemon card. Bay Blades, hello. Oh, 100 dials at em. You pull that rip cord. Yeah, do it faster.

Text us on 9696.9.6. Contribute, guys. This is for men and women. It doesn't matter. We want to compile the list of the most attractive hobbies. And who knows? Maybe Bree and I will adopt one of these. Maybe here in lies the hobby that we have been looking for all this time.

I'm probably not going to. No, neither, but still keen to put the list together. Okay, good. That is Franklin. We want to know the sexiest hobbies. There's a list that's been released. these are the most attractive hobbies for men. The number one thing is reading.

Number two, learning a foreign language. Number three, playing instruments. Number four, cooking. And here's one I couldn't keep a straight face on when she said it. Woodworking. Don't laugh at woodworking, okay? There's much more embarrassing hobbies for men like gaming. Okay? If someone, yeah, if, okay, I quite like gaming.

For myself, um, woodworking's hot. Yeah, we've already added to the list, snowboarding. acts using garden maintenance, interior design and hiking, apparently. And we've asked for the definitive list from you guys. For men or women, what are the most attractive hobbies? Karen wants to contribute. Good afternoon, Karen. Hi, Karen.

Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. What is it, Karen, for you, the hottest hobby for men? I actually love watching my manly builder husband and help out fostering our teeny tiny, like four-week-old, six-week-old foster kids. Cute. You're not going to believe this, Karen.

Our producer Ella and her hot husband who can cook also foster four-week-old kittens, don't you, Ella? And it's cute. Oh, my husband can cook too. Yeah, and she said something similar. She said seeing Ryan, her husband with those teeny tiny kittens, does something to you, doesn't it? I mean, yeah.

Yes, it does. It's great stuff. I get the same feeling when I see a man pack a dishwasher well. Oh. Hot. They just know, eh? Oh, yeah, that's sexy. Again, is that a hobby, but I know what you mean.

But you know where they take pride in it? They know what they're doing. I'm so boring that I reckon packing the dishwasher would be one of my hobbies. We asked what's the hottest hobby. Someone said bonzai. Bonzo trees. They trim those tiny little Japanese trees. I killed a bonzai tree once.

So did I. Yeah. You know, I meant to leave them outside. Yeah, who knew? Who knew? I was like, the bonzies looking a bit small. Put it outside. How much was yours?

Mine was $150. Yeah, up there. Mine was my flat mates. They're not cheap, hey. What? Yeah. It wasn't even yours. How old was it?

I don't know. How old is any bonsai tree? They can live to like a hundred. Well, I hope it wasn't that. We said, what's the sexiest hobby? Someone said ferrier, which is the term for someone who shoes horses. Hot. Hot.

I did, when I was on... My dad can shoe horses. When I was on TikTok, What can't your father do? Honestly, I'm so sick of hearing the things that your father can do that I can't. I'm so sick of it. So good. Any time I have to hire a tradesperson to do something,

Brie goes, my father can do that. Well, name something that you think my dad can't do. We've never had someone build a retaining wall at our house because my dad would just do that. No shit. He's got his own backer. No shit. Do not call your mother that. No, he calls her the dump trunk.

The front home. Should we come up with a segment where we just try and... Find something I can do that your father can't? Yeah, find something you can do that day can't. There's only one thing that I can do that your father can't. And that's DJ. And he doesn't want to do it. He doesn't want to do it.

No grown man wants to do it except for me. We said, what are the hottest hobbies? Someone said surfing, obviously. Yeah, surfing just universally. Hot men, women, just hot. Someone said bodybuilding, but only naturally. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the reided ones. Yeah, but I feel like people have to spend a lot of time on that. Yeah, but, yeah, but if it's your hobby. Yeah, but is it, you know, where you end up spending too much time on a hobby? Oh, yeah, an obsession. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a girl and my hobby is pole dancing.

Hot hobby. Shout out the Garden Pole Dance Studio in Lower Heart. Yeah, let's get a garden pole. I hope that, um, Garden pole studio was all right in the floods. Yeah, I hope so. If not, up the pole. Do you reckon, like, because it's called the Garden Pole Dance Studio,

they call them like the hose? You know? Maybe. I hope so. Someone says, my partner shows dogs, German shepherds, to be exact. He's really good at it, but I don't know if it's attractive watching your partner getting dragged around holding on for dear life to a dog lead. No, that's not attractive, but it is attractive when someone's dog is obedient.

Do you get that? When someone has their dog under control. My friend who's a dog trainer. Yeah. Shout out to Jono. Watching him with dogs, so hot. Whereas me at the dog park with my giant golden retriever just going, Mani!

Mani, come back! Come back, mani, come back. And he does not come back. Every time I just feel a little bit of my... Soul leave your body? Yeah. Your dignity? Dignity is a big part of it.

Your self-worth? Yeah. Yeah. Respect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking through the list to see there's any that I do. Guys in motorsport are hot.

Surfing, surfing, surfing, surfing, surfing. Motorsport? Firefighting. Hunting and fishing. Firefighting is not a hobby. What if you're a volunteer firefighter? Oh, yeah. That's what they said.

A hobbyist firefighter. Yeah. Someone said, my husband thinks. I think that Warhammer is a hot hobby because he does it and so does Henry Cavill. What's Warhammer? Oh, it's the Dungeons and Dragons thing, eh? Those little figurines? Oh, yeah.

I'm not too sure exactly, but I'm pretty sure it's like a game, yeah. It's hard to call that not hot when Superman does it. You know? It's not hot. When the Warhammer community found out that Henry Cavill was a Warhammer guy. You know, don't do it. Yeah. In the Warhammer community.

Oh, my God. We got one, guys. We got a good one. Someone said hunting and fishing, rock climbing. Hot hobby, drinking craft beer. That is not a hobby. I got one. I got one. Yeah, but even I drink craft beer.

But your father does too. ZD.N's Brian Clint. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. This is an interesting story, Dean. Who's the Hunger Game star? Who has been totally trolled by Taylor Swift fans? and he's sick of it.

He's sick of it. Josh Hutchinson, you would obviously know him. He's like the cute little dude that was in all the Hunger Games movies. Cute. Wait, stop,

wait, stop. You know what, Dean? I have to back you up and say that is an accurate description. Peter? How is you describing? Peter was the other love interest. Jennifer Lawrence was like two foot taller than him.

Yeah. He's like her armrest. Poor Peter. The hot little armrest. All right. All right. The little guy from... Hey, I'm not...

Look, I wouldn't kick him out. I wouldn't say no. Anyway, yes, we know how you're talking about, Dean. Josh Hutchison. Yes, so while I'm a fan of his, he's not a fan of Taylor Swift's, and that has caused all of the Swifties to gang up on him so much so that he has removed himself from social media and the internet. He literally, he was doing an interview with GQ Magazine in 2025,

and he got asked about whether he was a Swifty, and he said, oh, I'm definitely not a Swifty. And then the fans turned on him, and he had to literally remove himself from online because of the backlash. Like, it was wild. I've read a little bit of this interview that he's done just recently about that interview, and he said that what he was saying was he just doesn't like her music.

Like, it's not for him. He said he's fine with Taylor Swift. He does nothing against Taylor Swift, but he's not a Swifty. And he said all of the fans took that as him slamming Taylor Swift. So they went on him, and they said, it's because he's short. He doesn't like Taylor Swift because he's threatened by her, because he's short. And he's like, that's not what I said. I just said I don't like Taylor Swift's music.

Anyway, yeah, it's caused him to leave social media. This is why you don't say. This is why I love Taylor Swift. Yeah. This is why you are a huge fan, aren't you? Absolutely. Yeah. Swifty.

That's what they call me. Big Swifty. Yeah, huge Swifty, you are. That's the T with Dean McCaffee. You're a Swifty as well, A, Dean? Oh, God, yes. I'm a few see you on Beyonce, I'm and Oprah, you name that. I'm everyone.

The Libra. The Libra. Dean wishes to remain gainfully employed, so he's a fan of them all. Their names, Brean Clint, podcast. I want to talk about people who have terrible initials, or bad initials, or funny initials, or your parents just didn't think about what the combination of the first letter of your first name, the first letter of your middle name, and the first letter of your surname would spell. Well, sometimes it's not even that.

sometimes it's like the first two initials in your last name or your first name. Yeah, that can work too. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like where it can obviously not work out to your favour. I saw a post about this. And I am someone who has, not terrible, but mildly amusing initials.

Clinton, Paul Roberts, my initials are CPR. Oh, yeah. Like when you resuscitate somebody. You know, I've heard of CPR. Yes. It's quite a common one. Good, just checking. No, I've heard of it.

I've actually, yeah, no, it rings a bell. Cardio pulmonary resuscitation. Rings a bell, yeah. It's where you push on the chest and you breathe into the mouth. Oh. Is that a universal? Anyway, those are my initials. Yeah, right.

You want to hear some from the post? Yeah, go on. Tim Miller wrote my dad thought about my initials before he gave me my name. My middle name is Ian. So Tim's initials are T-I-M. That's good. Tim. Tim's initials are Tim.

Someone said on the post said, my son's initials are D-A-D and he doesn't have one. Oh. That's a real rough. Maria wrote on this post that I saw, I'm a lesbian and my initials are M-E-N. How are your parents meant to know that? How are they meant to know?

You know? Yeah. Be crazy if they did know. Just a funny coincidence. Yeah, yeah. Someone wrote, my initials are L-E-G. and my sister, who has a different father to me, has the initials A-R-M. Shut up, that's awesome.

The leg and arm twins. That's so good. Andy Suzanne wrote on the post, My initials are A-S-S. Nice. Ass. As-ass, ass. Evie said my initials are E-E-W, and my brothers are A-W.

Wait, E-E-W? Yep, and A-W-W. Aw, Ew. Ew and or. Ew. Oh, it's one of those sticks. Ew. Ewe.

Ew. Ew. Wait, I don't know if the second part sounds quite right. No, it's not right, eh? The first bit's right. Neer. Ew. That's right.

What's the other part? Waw. Oh, that was closer. Yeah, that was pretty good. We'll keep it there. Leave it there. Frédéric said my initials are FML. FML.

That's pretty fun. And one more, someone wrote, my daughter has the initials, VJJ. I did consider it, but decided to stick with it. I like it. I hope little Vajajay doesn't mind later in life. Vajajay the baby.

You said there's one of these in your family. No, there was about to be. Right. Because obviously my last name's Thomas L. Yes. And then they were talking about giving the baby names would be T-I-T. Oh, tit the baby.

Tit the baby. So what did they change? The middle name? The middle name was changed. To what? Because they were set. A, tit for tat. Well, they'd be tat for tit, wouldn't it?

Yeah. I think it was actually to end, so it ended up being TNT. Sick. Nice. Much better than T-I-T. A baby from rural Queensland with the initials T-N-T. T-N-T. It's Dano made.

That baby is going to drink free 4X for its entire life. Can you imagine? I just imagine. Oh, TNT's exploded. He's nappy again. We want to know if it's yours or your partners or someone you know who has terrible initials. Wasn't well thought through beforehand. Or maybe like Tim Ian Miller, it was perfectly thought through.

The ZDM Podcast Network. Right now we're talking terrible initials. Your parents did not think these through. We've already heard from someone who did think it through, but still did it and gave their daughter the initials VJJ. At least you stand by it. You're like, yep. Yep. But I did it anyway.

Yeah. It's a character building, isn't it? Or maybe they just really love the names. It's worse to call your daughter or your son Vajajay. Both not ideal. Not ideal. But, you know, that's your right as a parent. Sophie's here.

Hey, Sov. Hi, Sov. Kowda, gang. Not really my initials, but just how my name has kind of ended up. Okay. I married, so my name is Sophie S, and I married a guy with the last name, Hart, H-A-R-T. Okay.

And so my work email has been Sharts for the last seven years. And his name is also an S-name as well, so he's Shart as well. You're the Shart couple. That's us You're the shatters Yeah Oh my gosh This is the moment

My first time calling the radio This is the moment I had to share Yeah This is your claim to fame You had to share Your shart with the world I had to cheer the sharts You know

To share the sharts around I say so I love how good a sense of humour You have about it too That makes it even better This is a prime example Of when men should take Their wives' last name

Both of you could avoid this you know. Luckily we didn't name our kids. Our kids have not yes names. Good. We could have done a Kardashian vibe, but no. You could have been the shark family. You got to shart out a couple of sharts.

You know? Hey, cheers guys. Cheers, thanks, mate. That's great. Oh, that was brilliant. Let's go to Esther, whose sister has terrible initials. Hi, Esther. Hi, Esther.

Hi. Hi. I wouldn't say terrible initials, but not as funny as the shark family. No, that's hard to be. It's hard to top a shart. I always say that, Esther. That is hard to top a shot. I will give you that.

But no, my sister's initials M-E-L, and her name is Melanie. And my parents had no idea when they gave her an E-name is her middle name, that it would spell out her nickname in the future. So that's kind of cool. Seems crazy they didn't realize that. Yeah. When I came along, they decided to give me the initials e-em-m-L. So my sister and I've got very similar initials,

And they totally didn't mean to do that, but my sister definitely got the best initials, I'd rather your guys initials than the shart. The shart situation. Yeah. 100%. You'd take your own name over shart or for JJ, weren't you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%, thanks to. Jackie's here.

Hey, Jackie. Hi, Jackie. Hey, how are you? We're good, thanks. You gave your daughter terrible initials, Jackie. Not intentionally, but yes, she is T-I-T. We've got a little daughter-tete. We've got a little tit.

Certainly do. Oh, this is so good. Everyone's got a big tit and a little tit, don't they? Yeah. Because when she gets older and she's being silly, you can say, oh, stop being a tit. Don't make a titty yourself. She'll go, I can't, mum.

You know I can't stop. You know me that. And actually my other daughter that messaged me one day and said, oh my God, Mom, do you know what Talia's initials are? And I'm like, no, like, you know, T-T, but no, she had to remind us that her middle name.

She's Suther with an eye. Yeah. She's so good. Thanks, Jackie. Very good. When her daughter needs support. Oh, Tett needs a bit of support. That's when you get your son, Brian, Roger, Anthony to help out.

We asked, do you have terrible initials? Barry Ian George has messaged in and he said, I am quite a big guy. And my initials is a B-I-G. How good? How'd they know? He said, how'd they know? How would have they know? That's a chicken and egg situation, you know?

Did you get the initials big because you were going to be big? or are you big because you have the initials big? Yeah, we will never know really. We will never know. This one is very good. It says, my sister, her initials are C-R-A-D currently, but her first boyfriend had a P last name, so it could have ended up as C-R-A-P.

She had to break up with him. My partner's parents knew exactly what they were doing when they named him. His initials are L-S-D. L-S-D. He then also decided he wanted our son to have the same initials. Yeah, right, okay. Interesting. Someone else said, I have a nephew.

He has the initials BBC. That one is questionable. Oh, British Broadcasting Corporation. What's wrong with that? Nothing. Right. My son's first name starts with an F, and our last name starts with you.

Wasn't purposeful, but he does love writing his initials down as a 10-year-old. If you. F you guys. A 10-year-old would love that. Someone said, my brother, his first initial is a G, and his last name is Ross. G Ross. Gross. Oh.

Not ideal. I like it. I once dated a guy whose initials were A-B-J. Wait. A-B-J. A-B-J? Nice. Is it a quote a...

No, don't want. My initials were going to be E-G-G, but luckily my mum. I'm realising threw her name in there so it ended up being E-G-S-G. Oh, yeah. You don't want to be an egg at school. No, you don't want to be the egg. My name is Oliver Miles Goodwin.

OMG. I love how formal the name is. Oliver Miles Goodwin. And then it's like, oh, mj. My initials are DNR. Let's hope hospital charts don't abbreviate to initials. Oh my God. Imagine you're in hospital and your initials say do not resuscitate.

Yeah, that's not. not ideal, eh? Wow. Someone said, my married initials are PMS. Coincidence? We almost gave our daughter the initials ass.

Her name was supposed to be Ava Sienna, but my husband realized and changed it to Sienna Ava. Lucky Dad swooped in. Yeah, Dad gets the medal there. Someone else said, a comedian I follows,

his name is Ryan Kelly. R. Kelly. Oh, Kelly, unfortunate. Yeah, very unfortunate. My name is Shari and Dockety. My initials are sad. Aw. Dockery, sorry, dockery.

Someone said my initials are OMO, like the 80s washing powder, but you can call me 007. OMO. I have the initials STD, not ideal as a teenager in the 2000s. Yes, that would have sucked. There must be some people whose initials were STI. Which I'd rather, because at least there's the Subaru, you know. No?

Yeah. You can be like, nah. Remember, they changed it from STD to STI. Because they're like, it's not a disease, it's an infection. No, I'm like... And the STIs will be going, no, no, no, no, no, leave it as STD. I'm pretty sure there's... They both exist.

Oh. I'm pretty sure there's... Oh, you can have an STD or an STI. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, yeah. Four door or two doors. Yeah, not in Subaru. There's only STIs.

WR. Manual or automatic. What was Sabaru thinking? It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I saw a post earlier today about how long Margot Robbie from the Barbie movie can hold a plank for. Oh, I don't want to know. Don't you? She has everything.

She'd be fit as. And she's one of the most, like, attractive women in the world. She's talented. She's funny. Yeah. She's so funny. Yeah, she's rich. Great personality.

She's nice. Yeah, it's rich. I don't care because it's going to be amazing. It's going to make us all feel bad. Well, what if this is the thing that you have over, Margot, Robbie? What if this is your thing? I know it's not. Her trainer, David Higgins, posted a leaderboard

because he was working out the Barbie cast when they were filming the film. God, there is few things that I hate more than a leaderboard at a gym. Well, you might be on top with a leaderboard after this. I'm never on top. Margot was at the top. She beat everybody, including Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Gosling. Gosling.

Gosling. Ryan Murphy? She beat Ryan Gosling? She beat the Gossil. She beat Ken. She beat Ken. He's literally got an eight pack. She beat all the Ken's.

So today we have been planking and I have our results here. I don't know. I haven't looked at these results. Any chance for Clint to do some sort of fitness challenge on Air 8? Any chance he gets. This is the person who literally challenged our producing team to 100 metre sprint. No, that was from a listener. Yeah.

That was not me. Well, I wasn't allowed to participate. So I have to do this one. Okay. Before I reveal Margo's number, I will reveal our number. And we will begin with Claudia. Claudia, Plank. That's not a good sign, Claudia.

Claudia's plank was a very respectable one minute 40. What? I'm okay with that. Oh, no, I've lost. You should be very okay with that. That's amazing. You're so shocked. That's incredible.

Claudia. It's very good, yeah. Wow. Oh, my, no. Why are you guys so short? I'm so sorry, Claudia, but I actually don't believe that that's right. We have video footage, so it can be checked. Are you stoked?

Well, not anymore. I wasn't. Sorry. Sorry. Maybe we're all better than we think. Next up is producer Ella, who planks for one minute and three seconds. Oh. Okay, it was over a minute.

It's over a minute. That's what's important here. That's good. That's what I wanted. It's really good. Next we have Clint. Oh, I'm last. I haven't looked.

I haven't looked. Okay. Two minutes 30 for me. Well done. Yep. It's respectable. Why does Claudia get a goddamn parade for a minute 40? But two minutes 30, it's like, shit.

Because they expected me to do bad and they were expected to do good. Oh, okay. And Bree. Oh, God. I don't want to know. 151. So, the leader board goes... Wait, wait, wait.

I got, wait, I planked for one minute and 51 seconds. Very good. You know how sad it is when I plank at the gym? I only go for 30 seconds. You could do two minutes. You're only nine seconds off two minutes. That's crazy. I'm not that I'm that close to you.

We haven't revealed Margot's number yet, but the leaderboard for the show goes Ella fourth, Claudia third, three second and Clint first. Look how Devo Ella is. Claudia, I'm still, you're the one that has shocked me the most. This is a win for Claudia because her goal was to not come last. It's a massive win. Not last. It wasn't hard for you.

A minute 40 is hugely respectable. Thank you. So are any of us better at planking than Margot Robbie? I forgot about this. Margot Robbie. I'm happy anyway. Planked for four minutes and 10 seconds. Oh, get in the bed, Margot Robbie.

Honestly. More than twice. as long as most of us. I bet, I bet her farts reek. Yeah, I reckon too, yeah. A ZM's Breinklin podcast. Next, we're going to play Let's Get Classical, and we've even played this for a little while. It's been a number of weeks, but the rivalry lives on.

Oh, the rivalry is still heated. We'll never die. It's you and I, Bree, we're a team, and we play against our producer Ella. Mm-hmm. Who can hold a tune. She can play an instrument. She can. She's the most musical on the show.

So she has the advantage. She should be able to beat us in this game. Fun fact about myself. I play left-handed guitar. Are you ambidextrous guitar? Well, I can't do right. No, she's left-handed. Everyone does right.

Yeah, yeah. But are you ambidextrous on the guitar? No. No. Oh, she can't do both. I can't do both. No, but technically, yes, she's ambidextrous because she's using her left-handed.

No, but I'm left-handed. Yeah. And so I've picked up left-hand good-shed. She's only left. Wait, so you're left-handed. Yeah. And you say, I play the guitar left-handed. Because... So why was that interesting? Wouldn't you just say I play the guitar? You're not musicians, clearly. It's a thing where main musicians usually go right-handed.

Yeah. Guitar. Like, like... Wait, you're left-handed people. You should learn on the right. But they just, yeah, so they just play right-handed. But I went left. So technically they're ambidextrous. Sure. No, because they can't play it left.

No, no, but is it ambidextrous just where you can use both hands? Sure. Yeah. You can do it. You can do an activity with both hands. No, I thought it's just when you can do at least one thing well with. Possibly. Is it?

Possibly. You know? Like I'm left-handed, but I use the mouse with my right hand. Your fun fact might have ruined the show. No, I loved it. Yeah, yeah. Made my brain hurt. Do you think Team Brean Clint have it?

Or do you think Team Ella has it? 96-96. I hate to say it, but after my display just there, I don't think many people believe in us. No, I know. Even though I still think I stand by what I said. I'm going to Google it. Play ZDM's Breanclint.

Are you ready to have your mind blown? Yeah. I've done the research. I've got the answers I need around ambidextrousness. Yeah, ambidextrism. Ambidexterity. Yeah, that actually I think is that, yeah. So apparently to be ambidextrous, only roughly 1% of the population is actually ambidextrous.

Yeah. And to be ambidextrous, you need to be able to perform most tasks. Yes. Like writing, cutting, eating equally with both hands. Yes. So then I was like, okay, what if you? can do, like, play the guitar. Yeah.

You know, with your non-dominant hand. And so that's called cross-dominance or mixed-handedness. Yes, not ambidextrous. No. Not ambidextrous. Yeah. I have that with my feet. You have cross-dominance with your feet.

I'm pretty sure I'm cross-dominant in my feet. And what are you doing with your feet? Because in soccer, I can kick just as good with my right foot, which is my dominant foot, as I can with my left foot. Yeah, that's ambidextrous. No, that's cross-dominance. Oh, okay. So again, the thing that Ella was talking about,

left-handed people playing the guitar right-handed. Not ambidextrous. Also not cross-dominance. Because they can't play it with their left-hand. No, they can't. Yeah. They just learn from a young age to pick right-handed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they learn that way. I feel for left-handed people. Yeah, it's really hard. You know? You feel for people listening to this show. You're right. Welcome to the big show. It's Bree and I guessing songs in classical style as quickly as we can against our producer Ella and Claudia is in charge.

Claudia. Hello, the game's pretty simple. They're all songs that you'll know and love. You just need to tell me what they are. Oh, gosh, again. God, it's been a while. Blow the cobwebs off. Yeah, honestly.

We're playing for you guys at home. Let's do it, Claude. Let's do it. Buzzin with your name. Tell me the name of the artist and the name of the song. First person or team, sorry, to get to two points wins. Here's your first song. Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter.

It is indeed. I forgot we were playing and wasn't concentrating. Oh, that's pretty. I was still thinking about ambidextrity. I'll take it. 1-0. Could be a quick game. That's a good point. Okay, one point for Ella.

Here's another one. Ella. Clint. Ella. Vampire Olivia and Rigo. She's done. Yes. Well done.

Well done. I had that one. I was just a beat off. Wait. Wait, what? Excuse you? Pardon you? Pardon?

Jeremy. Are you ambidextrous? Jeremy, you correctly picked Ella. You get 50 KMC Chicken Dollars. Congratulations. Awesome. Well done, Ella. Are you ambidextrous, Jeremy?

No. No. Are you a right-handed person who plays the guitar with... Actually, don't worry. Let's move on. We've got to move on. Cheers, Jeremy, you have a great night. Thanks, Jeremy.

Thank you. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. I am not a massage guy. You're not a massage girl either, Bree. Nah, makes me feel a little bit weird. Yeah. It's not my natural environment. However, I went for one today.

That is very fancy on a Tuesday, must I say. Isn't it? Isn't it? And I think this might be what self-care is. Because, you know, it's been a bit of time relaxing. A bit of time with myself. Fell asleep for a bit. It was lovely.

How long was the massage? Unless it was a deep tissue massage. So it was a 60 minute massage. And there was 30 minutes before the massage where you got to sit in this room on like a heated seat. And I just played like ambient music with chimes and things like that and bells and stuff. And I fell asleep in that bit.

There was no falling asleep in the massage. Oh my God. Do a number on you today? Oh my God. Because they said, do you want it medium or firm? I was like, well, obviously I want firm. Ouch. Have you ever had a deep tissue massage?

Yes, I have now. They hurt. Man it hurt. A lot. But I think it was good hurt. Man or a woman? Woman, very strong. Climmed right up on top of me, got her elbows into me.

You've got such strong hands. I don't know how they do it all day. I don't know how they do it without their hands literally falling apart. I mean, I feel like it's training. Yeah. Anyway, I went there and they led me to this changing room and they said, right, sir, take your clothes off. We'll leave, obviously.

You take your clothes off. I like to start taking my clothes off before the person leaves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a power move. Yeah. And I thought, I... Just to show that I'm comfortable. And I thought, well, okay, I'll take my clothes off. Keep my undies on, obviously.

Put the robe on. And they said, no, no, we've got undies for you to wear. Let me show you the undies. Because you obviously have the paper G when you go and get your spray tan done. Paper G string. Have you ever seen these? These are the paper undies that they. give the fellas when you go and get a massage.

Look at these bad boys. It's a pair of shorts made out of paper. It's a pair of paper bloomers. I've never seen that before. And there is no support in these bad boys. And it's thin as I can see you through this. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, did the job of covering the bits.

Why do they get you to do that to avoid the oil? I'm getting on Yundies. Maybe that's what it is. I couldn't really figure out what it was for. But yeah, I guess that's what it's for. So you can pop them in the bin afterwards. I tell you what, they wouldn't be any good for a more well-endowed man, if you know what I mean.

I feel like it doesn't matter because they're so see-through. Wait, is that what my paper G-string looks like when I put it on when I go get a spray tan? Yeah, it'll be the same. Can you see my hand through that? Like, I can see the outline of your knuckles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's not looking good for my moose knuggle. Look, I'm talking through the undies now.

They're so thin. There's nothing. Yeah. There's nothing. So did you wear those? Not these ones. This is a fresh pair, but I wore these. I saw you open them.

Yeah, yeah, this is a fresh pair. I thought I'd get a pair and take them home. Yeah. Shock the misses. Wear them tonight. Come out of the bathroom in these. I dare you. I dare you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Claudia, can you... What do you think my chances are if I wear these to bed tonight? Can you load up Justin Bieber boyfriend for me? Picture this, right? Clint goes home. The kids, they get put to bed. Mm-hmm.

Clint goes into the bathroom. He's like, right, I'm going to put these paper shorts on. And then I'm going to turn all the lights off except for one hall light. So there's some backlighting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then next minute. Not in a million years. Now that is an image I'll never get off my retinas.

There is Brinclent. Now we've got to go looking for a name in a haystack. It is the hardest And coming up on longest Losing segment On New Zealand Radio It's officially never been one Yeah

Currently being imitated on other stations Thank you, the sincerest form of flattery That is such a nice compliment But this is the original name in a haystack Where today we will call a random business Selected by one of our producers And ask for a person with a random name selected by one of our other producers.

Correct. Let's go to Claudia first. What are you choosing today, Claude? I'm doing the name. Right. We banned Elephant doing that. Oh, that's right. We did ban Elephant. Find more chance next week, I reckon, and then we can cut her off.

Because she was picking names like Frog. Yeah, and Floridian. Last time she picked Dakota. It was Fletch. That's a fine name. She said barcode works at Brumbies. Show me the proof. And I said Brumby's hasn't been a bakery in New Zealand for 12 years.

I don't even know what Brumzies is. Exactly. What are you saying? Claudia, what is the name? Peter. Peter. Okay. Solid name.

Solid name. I like it. Ella, where does Peter work? Please don't say something stupid. Pet stop in Dunedin. Is it the car place? Good work. Is that okay?

It's good work. I think that's a good spot. Thank you. Okay. I feel like Peter could definitely work at cars. Peter definitely lives in Dunedin. 100%. Yeah.

And he definitely works with his hands. Yep. Yeah. I like this, Ella. Hopefully he is working today. If he is, and we're about to call and ask for Peter. Today he'll win $3,250. Sorry, what?

$3,250. Out of the blue. Out of the blue. But doing nothing, just having the name, Peter. Claudia, please connect the call to Pit Stop Deneden, where today if Peter answers the phone, he'll get over three grand. Come on, Pete. Come on, Pete.

Good afternoon, pit stop. We're speaking with Justin. Hi, Justin. How are you? It's Brian Clint from ZM. Hello. G'day Justine. Hey mate, we play a silly game on our show called Name and a Haystack

and we're looking for Peter. Does he work there? No, there's no Peter here. Ah, bugger, Justin. Anyone with a name that sounds like Peter? No. No. No, Pete's no pets?

No. No. Isaac. Definitely the closest. Yeah, right. Not very close though, is it, Justin? No, not close enough. Justine, you're going to shit a brick when I tell you this.

If Peter did work there and he answered the phone, he would have won $3,250 cash, Justine. Oh, don't tell me there. Okay, I won't. We take it back, Justie. Bloody hell. Oh, well. Close the thing, I've got to Peter's a brother.

Oh. What's your brother's name? Peter. Oh, that is pretty close. But he lives in damn Christchurch. Oh, bugger at Peter. Does he work at Pitstock? No.

It's better than nothing, Justine. We'll take it. All right. All right. You've been a delight. We appreciate your time. a great afternoon. Thanks, Justin.

Thanks. Hi, Roo. Okay, bye. Oh, what a lead she was. I do not have a car in Dunedin that needs servicing. But if I did... I'd take it to Justine. In a heartbeat.

What a G.B. A heartbeat. The closest things just got to Peter is Isaac. Which I mean carry the eye at a peak. No, it's not close. No, it's not close at all. Nothing against Ella on that one.

Yay. There's still a good suggestion. Dumb name, Claude. Oh. Yeah, why? Why didn't you pick Isaac? I was channeling her brother. Yeah, that's right.

We were actually kind of close. It was her brother. Yeah, it's pretty good. Next week, $3,300 in Naman Haystack, and we'll fail then too. Next on the show, we told you about it before. Tell you again, we've got free tickets to the roast of Bree and Clint with our competition this week, roast or toast. Yes, this is a sold-out show going down on May the 8th at Q Theatre. If you want to be there, you have to win the tickets through us.

That's right. What are you laughing at? Justine. What? I'm laughing at Justine. Got Isaac here. Is that closer? Oh, don't tell me that. ZD.N. Brinclent.

All I want from my birthday, to the birthday banger. Let's do it, guys, your birthday bangers. If you don't know what that is, it's your number one song when you turn 16, and we figure it out here on the Brue and Clint show for you. We're very lucky to have a birthday girl on the phone today for birthday banger. Hi, Zoe.

Hi, Zoe. Hi. Happy birthday. Thank you. And I heard that you're turning 16. literally today. Yep. So this is the first day ever you could actually find out your birthday banger.

Yep. And you got through. What are the chances? Here we go, mate. Here we go. So that means your birthday is 21st of April, 2010, which means you were 16 today. So the number one song today, Zoe, is... Oh, it's a beauty.

The biggest artist in the world right now, Olivia D. What do you reckon, Zoe, do you like it? Yep. Yeah, it's good. Oh, it's such a goodie. And it's going to age well too. What did you get for your 16th birthday, Zoe? Trip to Armageddon.

Yeah. Nice. In Auckland? Yep. Are you going dressed up as something, Zoe? I am going as the lamb from course of the lamb. Of course you are. Neesh, but I love it.

Very good. Wait there. We're going to do Bradley's dad's birthday bang. Good day, Bradley. Hi, Bradley. Hi. How old are you, Bradley? Hi.

How old are you, Bradley? Oh, how old? Yeah. Um, 39. Okay, and you're going to do Dad's birthday banger? Yes. Okay, what's Dad's birthday? July 2nd, 1986.

Oh, Dad's 39. We got it now, Bradley. Okay, wait, no, who was that? What? Who was that? Um, just where little sister. Oh, nice. Okay.

I thought that was Bradley for a second. Bradley. This might be dad. Wait, is your dad's name Bradley? Yes. Okay. Oh, your dad's name is Bradley. Who's 39?

We got it. What's your name? My name's Kayla. And how old are you, Kayla? I'm 16. Okay, that makes more sense. All right, we're good. We got there, Kayla.

Apologies. It means your dad was 16 in 2002, and here's his birthday bag. It was worth the weight. Oh, yeah. That's a banger, Kayla, do you think? Dad, Bradley, would like it? Yes, I think he would love that song. Yes, me too.

It's such a goodie. Wait, there, one more birthday banger for Ryan. Hey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Now, just checking, your name's Ryan. Yeah. What's your dad's name? My dad's name.

Tim. Tim. I knew that. I was with him last night. Bray Say on to Tim for me Hey Ryan What is your birthday

My birthday is 25th of December 1990 Little Christmas baby Ryan Oh yeah What a beautiful gift Mary's boy child Ryan

You were 16 Easy Math in 2006 Here's your birthday bag You know That wasn't written about I was not expecting that Was not written about your dad, Tim. Hands off, Tim.

Do you like it, Ryan? Do you like Beyonce? I was half expecting a Christmas song. Were you? Yeah, true, true. I mean... They very rarely go to number one in New Zealand. No, that's the thing.

Mariah Carey, I reckon, would have had the number one spot many, many years over. Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between Olivia, Rod, Olivia Dean, Nelly and Beyonce. Oh, it's got to be Nelly. It's got to be Beyonce. Oh, really? Yeah. Really?

that Beyonce song. Okay. Yeah, not to be a... I stand by my choice. Okay. Claudia, you back up in the hot seat. You've been called on a lot recently. You're going to have to do it again.

Who is the winner of birthday banger today? It's going to be Nelly. Yeah, it's hot in here, isn't it? Yeah, the much is it a bit slow. Claudia famously hates Beyonce. That's right. Yeah, that's true. Kayla, your dad Bradley has won birthday banger.

Go on you, Kayla. Oh, my goodness. He'll love that. Let him know, hey? Make his day. Yeah, he'll love it. Here we go. Number one in the year 2002.

Nelly's Hot and Herr on ZM. ZM's Brean Clint podcast. Nelly and Hodden Hurr on ZM. It's Kayla's Dad's Bradley's birthday banger, number one in 2002. The ZM Podcast Network. The number that someone has to earn that you would consider them to be rich in 2026. That is my question. 2026 is the key bit because everything's changed.

A lot of stuff has changed. Gas is doubled. Groceries are through the roof. Power. How much a house costs? Exactly right. So not to sound like a boomer, but money ain't what it used to be. Oh no.

And I haven't actually considered this number in my mind recently. I know what I always thought it was. Okay. But I reckon that number's out of date now. Okay. I'm interested to know what you used to think it was and you said that you know what this number used to be. For me, anybody who was on six figures, I thought was rich. So, 100 grand and over.

Me too. A hundred grand. I was like, that person is rich. Yeah. Yeah. Which, if you earn 100 grand now, that's still a fantastic place to be. It's a great salary. But I don't think you can call yourself rich.

I don't think you would feel rich. In Auckland, no. No. If you have a family. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're 21 and you're on $100,000. Rich.

I reckon you'd feel pretty rich. Yeah, and I would consider you to be pretty rich for a 21-year-old. If you're 25 with no kids and no mortgage and you're on 100 grand, you'd be pretty rich. Yeah. You'd be pretty rich. Oh, yeah. So let's go around the room.

Producer Claudia, what's the number? Because you said there is a number right from a survey. Yeah, so there's a survey that's been done. I think they surveyed nearly like over 50,000 people. Yeah, right. And they've asked them the question, what salary does someone need to earn? For you to consider them. Yeah, for you to consider them rich in 20,

Let's do our quick survey and then we'll reveal the number. Claudia? First thought was 150, but I think that's too low. I'll say 250. 250 to be rich, quarter of a milly. Yeah. That's a lot. That is a lot of money. And the word is rich. Yes.

The word is not well off. It's not well off. No, it's rich. Yeah. Ella, rich, what's rich? 200,000. 200,000? Yeah.

Okay. I'd say 250, 300. Yeah. Like that for me, I'm like, rich. That's rich. Yeah. Yeah. 200.

Yeah. I think you can do a lot with 200. Surely. I hope you can. I bloody hope so. Okay. What does the survey say? The survey says, so this is what the majority has said to the question,

how much does someone have to earn in 2026 for you to consider them rich? 4.50 plus. No. No. That's definitely rich. So these are the, do you want, let me break down the numbers. So the numbers are. So 21% of people said 450 plus.

Yeah. Then for the 350,400 bracket, 19% said that. Similar. And then the next highest amount that people voted what they think someone has to be considered rich is 250 to 300. So pretty much what we all said. Yeah. Ella said she could only visualize the number in fortnightly income.

Because that's helped them we get paid. Yes. So I've just done a quick after-tax amount. What's this on $450? This is on $450,000. Oh, no. This is going to depress me. Someone who is on $450,000, which I don't know anybody that is, but say there is.

After-tax, each fortnight, they would receive in their bank account. This is after-tax. This is what they're getting in their bank account. After-tax, after Kimi-Saber. Oh, my God. What is it? $10,384. Oh, my God.

I'm actually going to cry. Oh, my God. A fortnight. 20 grand a month. $5,000 a week. I feel actually sick. What would you do with all that money? Give back to the people and the world.

No, stuff that. I'm buying myself a sports car. Sounds nice. I'll get a boat. Jet ski and life-ruining decisions is what I would do. Come on, darling. Let's go down to the country club for a game of tennis. I'm coming.

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