ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st August 2023

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Are you in therapy? (5:55) Taylor Swift ticket winners (19:13) Can Scottish people say this sentence? (32:47) Bree teases the sh*t out of Clint about his love of lotto (52:54)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody. Happy Monday. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys. How was everyone's weekend? My weekend? Yeah, I had a great time in Queenstown. Oh yeah, now tell us about it. Tell us about it. No, no, it was really good. We went to Symphony in the Snow. Yeah. Incredible.

Yeah. Like what an amazing event. 4,000 people on the top it. Tell us about it. No, no, it was really good. We went to Symphony in the Snow. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. Like, what an amazing event. 4,000 people on the top of Coronet Peak. Yeah. Unreal, like once in a lifetime. Then we got to go on the K-Jet, which was really fun, and I definitely did not scream my head off. No, but you didn't.

The whole time. And then people were ragging on this, but we went on the TSS Earnslaw Steamboat, and I think it was the highlight of my trip. Why were people ragging on it? Because they were like, why are you going on a steamboat? I was like, because it's awesome. Because I want to get steamed on a boat. Yeah. And so we got on the steamboat and then

they took us over to this sheep station and we got off and we had lunch. God, it was a good day. Sounds epic. Ladies who lunch. It's a good weekend all around. You were in Rotorua for the weekend. I was. I went down for Dancing for Hospice.

Man, that is a flash gig. I saw the photos from there. There were so many people. There must have been close to 2,000, 2,500 people. It's a big event. In the event centre. Yeah. All raising money for hospice.

It was incredible. Huge. The whole thing was amazing. Yeah, got my judge on. Yeah. Got my Lance Savali on. Oh, incredible. Huge. The whole thing was amazing. Yeah, got my judge on. Yeah. Got my Lance Savali on. Oh yeah, because he's a judge on Dancing with the Stars.

This is my favourite line that I used. You embody what this competition is all about. Yes, solid feedback. We've got to come up with feedback for every single person. You know? Did you ever just want to be like, that was all right? That was all right.

No, everybody who danced, you were all incredible. Tens across the board. Mate, all credit to anyone that gets up to dance in front of people. As long as I don't have to do it, we're all good. Hey, we've got a double pass to Taylor Swift, and we're giving it away in 60 minutes. If you collect the third and final song and call us just after 4 o'clock, you could be today's winner of two

A-reserve tickets to Taylor Swift in Sydney. I mean, it's big. I can't wait to kick off another amazing week, giving people the opportunity to go see her. But we're also going to do Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC. If you want to play, the number to call is

0800-s at M. It's Tradie versus Lady. Alright, another week of Tradie versus Lady. Let's go to the score line. The Lady's on 76 wins

for the year. The Tradie's on 69. Nice. Let's go to our lady first from Hawke's Bay. She's 24 and she has a cat called Bread. Welcome to the show, Izzy. Hi. G'day, Izzy. Is Bread your favourite thing in the whole world?

Yeah, she's definitely up there. Oh, I meant like just Bread in general. Yeah, the food. To call your cat Bread, you must love Bread. Yeah, yeah. I just bread in general. Yeah, the food. To call your cat bread. You must love bread. Yeah, yeah. I love both of them. Good answer. Good for you, Izzy.

You're taking on our training today from Dunedin. He's 26 and he has a saying that he lives by. I can't wait to hear what this is. Welcome to the show, Hone. G'day, Hone. Hey, what's up, guys? What's the saying, my friend? I've had this saying since I was about seven years old

that I learnt from these people that come into my primary school. Yeah. I go by, if it is to be, it is up to me. Every word in that sentence phrase is only two letters. Oh, that's cool. If it is to be, it is up to me. Hey, I love that, Hone. That's good.

Okay, well, if a tradie versus lady victory is to be, it is up to me. Hey, I love that, Hone. That's good. Okay, well, if a tradie versus lady victory is to be, it is up to you, okay? Hopefully. You would love that song from Bebe Rexha, wouldn't you? What one? The one that's pretty close to that saying. If it's meant to be. Hone, your buzz is tradie.

Izzy, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who won the FIFA Women's World Cup Grand Final? Yes, Izzy. Spain.

It was Spain. It was Spain. Took it out 1-0. It was a fantastic final. Took down the Lionesses, the English team, to take the title. Question number two. One to the title. Question number two, one to the ladies. The boy band One Direction was made up of Harry, Niall, Louis, Liam and who else? Sorry, please.

Yes, honey. Zayn. Well done. It is, of course, Zayn Malik. He's on the money. Nice work. Is One Direction your specialty category, honey? Always.

What makes you beautiful? Yeah, I would say. Good chat. All right. We got one apiece so far. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Last Friday night.

Katie. Honey. Katie Perry. Well done. It is Katie Perry, Last Friday Night. That's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Izzy, to stay in it. Question number four.

Teva, Birkenstock and Roman are all types of... Lady. here, Izzy, to stay in it. Question number four. Teva, Birkenstock and Roman are all types of... Lady. Yes, Izzy. Sandal. Well done. Nice. This is a fantastic game for a Monday. Both of you on it. Here we go. Question number five. This is for the win. In the Hunger Games series,

how old do you need to be before you enter the draw? Yes, Hone? 18. No, it's not 18. I'll finish the question and Izzy, you get first guess. How old do you need to be to enter the draw at the reaping? Is it 10, 12 or 16? 12.

She's got it. Whoa, what a game. What a game. Guys, that was really good. I feel like you both were right up there. Right up there. You've inched it out and you've taken out a tradie first lady victory this afternoon. Congratulations.

Thank you. On the money, Izzy. Bree and Clint. I saw this headline that caught my attention because the headline read something like, most successful people all do this same thing. Oh, yeah, okay. And I was like, oh, I want to know, because normally I've read an article and it would say,

most successful people get up super early. Yeah, yeah. That's been one of the ones I've seen in the past. It's not read Dan Carter's new book, is it? How did you know that? Oh, he's got a book out about success. No, it's not that. But I mean, he would love that.

Do you reckon he does this thing? For book sales? I reckon he probably does. Okay. This article talks about how most successful people all go to therapy. Oh, there you go. That's something that a lot of successful people do. Regularly? Yeah. Well, it doesn go. That's something that a lot of successful people do. Regularly?

Yeah, well, it doesn't really go into it, so I'm assuming it means like regularly. But I mean, what's regularly? Once a week? Once a fortnight? Once a month? Once a quarter? All of those things are the definition of regularly. It's just you have a standing appointment.

Because I think the difference is you go regularly when things are good and bad or you go when things are bad. Yeah, see, that's not regularly. No, that's not. Yeah. No. So it doesn't have to be every week,

but if you're going and you have someone that you see. It could be once a year. Yeah, it could be once a year. And you go and do a big dump about what's been going on in your life. Yeah. Yeah. Like a in your life. Yeah. Yeah, like a warrant of fitness.

Yeah, they just talk about how like going to therapy is kind of like health and wellness and exercise for your mind almost. It's like having a personal trainer for your brain. It's like tuning your brain. It's like giving your brain a service almost, like getting it a woof. Yeah. The way I look at it too is a good way to – A boff. A boff. It's like giving your brain a service. Yeah. Almost like getting it a wharf. Yeah. The way I look at it too is a good way to. A boff.

What's a boff? A brain of fitness. Oh, yeah. A bee wharf. Yeah. It's a good way to just check that things are good as well, like get some outside perspective on things. Yeah.

It's just. Yeah. This article goes into how they did a study around people who did go to therapy regularly and people who didn't and how benefits of therapy can include fewer sick days, fewer medical problems,

improved relationships and increased work satisfaction. Yeah, totally. Help your relationship at home i mean yeah it's kind of like exercise for your brain that's kind of how i look at it but i think it's also difficult because i mean i've been to diff like therapy throughout the years it's also i think can not be beneficial if it's not the right person for you yeah okay you know like i think it's quite a it's quite a struggle, I think,

where you have to kind of go through different people and realise that not every therapist is going to work for you. Like you need to like go through the different ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of my experience anyway. Yeah, so it can help if you get referred or something. It's kind of like a personal trainer. Yeah.

Sometimes, like, you know, it'd be the perfect personal trainer for you. Or a hairdresser. And you see results, like a hairdresser, and then other ones you're like, oh, I think I need to find someone else. Yeah, fair enough. You know? I thought we could ask people this afternoon a real simple question. We don't need to go into, like, real big details,

but are you in therapy? Oh, okay. Regular therapy. And how long? And do you recommend it? Yes. Is it a yes or is it a no? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, if you're

in regular therapy, it's probably a yes. As long as it's not like quarter-pointed. Even then, if it is quarter-pointed, if it's had a positive impact on you, feel free to give us a call on 0800 dials at M. How have you found it? And was it free? 0800 dials at M or you can

text us on 9696. Are you in therapy? A couple of texts coming in. Are you in therapy? Bree and Clint. A couple of texts coming in. Does retail therapy count? Because I always feel better when I do that. I feel that person on such a deep level because I have fallen into this trap many times.

Does it count? Doesn't count. No, it doesn't count. No, it doesn't count. Although I wish it did count because how good would that be? Another text. Does Thai massage therapy count? No. No. Doesn't count. I mean, it did count because how good would that be? Another text, does Thai massage therapy count? No.

No. It doesn't count. I mean, unless you're recovering from an injury, but no. No, it doesn't count. It's not the type of therapy we're talking about. It is not. Let's talk to Izzy. Hi, Izzy.

Hi, Izzy. Hi. Sorry, I'm a little bit nervous. It's okay. Okay, don't worry, Izzy. We've got your back okay. We just want to know, are you in therapy, like regular therapy? Yep, I go to regular therapy.

Like sometimes it'll be one week and then, you know, I might go for like way to two weeks or whatever. Okay. Because I'm feeling good that week. But, yeah, go to it regularly. And how long have you been like going to see a therapist regularly? So probably since July last year or so because I had a car crash.

Oh, right. Oh, no. Right. And that was like a part of, you know, your recovery. Yeah, to go to a therapist and, you know, talk through everything and whatever else. Yeah, because it's obviously a very traumatic event in your life. Yeah, yeah.

And it's been great for you? You see the benefits? Yeah, definitely see the benefits. And I think people, you know, should not be scared in there to talk out because, you know, they're there to listen and they're there to give advice and whatever else. It's a great message, isn't it? Yeah, I also think that people shouldn't,

like the stigma around going to therapy Is like it's an embarrassing thing Which I Don't you reckon Izzy Anytime someone says to me that they're in therapy I'm always kind of like I put them on a pedestal That's me because I'm kind of like

They're doing the work I'm like you're doing the work Like what a lot of people should be doing Hey Izzy it sounds like you've got a bit on We'll let you go Thank you for calling and being brave. Thank you. We appreciate it.

Someone's texted and said, as a therapist, I agree it can be great for a relationship to have someone external to support working through issues together before they fester and become impassable. You shouldn't dump all that stuff on your partner. They're your partner. They're not your therapist. But do you think they also mean, mean like issues in a relationship as well?

Possibly. Like having an external person. Yeah, or issues at work. Be able to like, you know, break down some of the communication, you know? Possibly, yeah. Yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. You were actually, are you in couples therapy right now? No, but me and my partner have been in the past, and without it, we wouldn't still be together. So it was literally something that helped us massively to get where we are today, I guess.

Really? And how long did you guys see a couples therapist, and how long did it take to kind of work through everything? So probably about a year in total. So first we started off seeing someone together. Yeah. And then we did things separately because we both grew up very differently. He grew up, I guess, it's really hard to explain.

I grew up in what I would call a normal household. Yeah. And he grew up in a household where he saw a lot of things that weren't normal and he came into our relationship feeling that they were normal. So we had a lot, I guess, of cycles to break and to do that we then had to do therapy separate because we needed to learn our own tools, then come back together. Good on you guys for putting in the work.

And are you guys happy now you've worked through most of the issues? Yeah, so that was probably six years ago. So we've been together for 10 years. Wow, okay. Yeah, so no, we're married now and everything. That's amazing. It's great. Good on you, Anonymous.

Thank you for sharing. We really appreciate it. Thanks, Anonymous. I love this text that's come through. It says, yes, I'm in therapy, self-chosen therapy. I see my therapist once a fortnight, have done for the past five-ish years. Best thing I've done, have improved my life in all aspects, work, marriage, other relationships,

and most importantly, my relationship with myself. Yep, there you go. Oh, that one hits me. I'm actually... What do they say? Self-care is not selfish. No, I'm in the market at the moment for a new therapist. So if anyone's got some, good therapist in Auckland,

text them through on 9696. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Give it to us straight, Dean. We've been burned before. But what is the latest on a five-person Spice Girls reunion?

We have been burned before, haven't we? Geri Halliwell has said this, okay? Ginger Spice has said there will be a reunion at some point. That's what she said. She said at some point there will be something. It's just very vague, but also very hopeful, because, you know, I'm a big Spice Girls fan. We're all Spice Girls fans. Like, it's been a minute since they were all together.

Obviously, there was the 2019 tour where it was Victoria-less, but the rest of them all went and made it pretty good cash. So, I don't know. But I still, even though it's come out of Jerry's mouth that said this something will come, I don't believe it until it comes out of Victoria Beckham's mouth.

That's when I'll believe. Yeah, me too, Dean. Because I feel like I've been burned by this so many times where I want it so bad. The last time we saw them all together was when they performed at the 2012 London Olympic Games. All five. All five of them.

Which was ages ago now. That's 11 years ago. That's a long time ago. How do you get someone who has everything and all the money in the world to do something if they don't want to do it? So the rumour I have heard is that she is at a place now where because she has everything, that

this is a fun thing. Whereas before, it was potentially encroaching on her the seriousness of all her other businesses and things like that. Her and David are both in their just give it a go, have fun era now. And some people are saying that that video that she put out on her Instagram and TikTok a couple of weeks ago where she was at that party and she did a karaoke version

of a Spice Girls song, they reckon that is planting the seed for the comeback. I was going to say, it does seem like a more fun Victoria Beckham. And David Beckham looked absolutely steamed in that video. Yeah, they did. They did. So watch this space, I guess. Fingers crossed.

I mean, I'm keen. The rumor was headlining Glasto 2024, but I don't think that's happening. God, that would be epic. Yeah. I'd fly. I'd fly. I'd go. You'd go? I'd mortgage my car.

Remortgage my car. Can't even mortgage a car. Yeah, what is it? Refinance. I'd refinance the car. Sound advice from Bea Thomas-Ellen. Great insight from our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. I've got another celebrity exclusive.

Okay. I know I've got another celebrity exclusive. Okay. I know I've been bringing big celebrity exclusives to the show recently. There was Monday last week, I saw Natalie Portman and Jason Momoa. No. No. Steven Adams.

Shit. Jesus. I did. I did. Yeah, no, we believe you even more now. And then Wednesday, I was hanging out with Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso. This is another big scoop.

No other radio show has this, okay? You may be aware that over the weekend, musical supergroup The Wiggles were in New Zealand. Hot potato, hot potato. Yeah, they were in studio talking to Fletcher and Hayley, weren't they? Yeah, they were. Hot potato, hot potato. Yeah, they were in studio talking to Fletcher and Hayley, weren't they? Yeah, they were. Yeah. Some people may know that the Wiggles also attended the Warriors game

at Mount Smart Stadium on Friday night. I did see that they were there, yeah. Did you know that the Wiggles are officially Warriors ambassadors? They're on the Waz bandwagon. Are they? Did you know that? Nah. Have a listen to this.

This is audio recorded at a W you're in the Waz. If you're happy anymore, then you're in the Waz. You're the Waz. If you're happy anymore, then you're in the Waz. Pretty good. That's so cute. Yeah. So I don't know what else needs to go our way for the Waz to go all the way.

God, the Wiggles are behind them. The Wiggles are behind them. I should ditch the skivvies and just get Warriors jerseys. Different coloured Warriors jerseys. That would be so funny. That would look great, wouldn't it? God. Did you see Brodie Kane ran into Anthony at the game

and she had a shirt, I think, that she'd gotten made and it said... It was a think, that she'd gotten made. And it said... It was a Tevlova shirt. Yeah. Yeah. And it said, what did it say? It said the... It had the Wiggles logo, but they replaced it with the Warriors.

With the Warriors players. And he was like, can I have that shirt? And she handed it over to him. Yeah, she gave him the shirt. It was pretty cute. Anyway, up the waz, up the Wiggles. And then the kids are like, wah! Wah!

Wah! Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint, that's Taylor Swift in You Need to Calm Down. Taylor Swift, the Heiress Tour, live in Sydney. Another double pass up for grabs to see Taylor Swift on the Heiress tour if you have our three Taylor Swift songs for today. That is correct. You needed to listen at 8, 12 and just then, and someone has done all of that

and they've gotten through on 0800 dials at M. That person is you, Taylor. Hi. Oh, I got help. Taylor, you're on the air. The hard part is done. Hi. You need to calm down, Taylor.

Where are you right now? Who are you with? Paint the picture for us. Let us know what's happening with you, Taylor. I'm with my friend right now. We're at boarding school trying to win tickets. Okay, amazing. Have you been trying all last week? Yes, I've been trying for so long.

Did you ever think you would actually get through? Not really. Well, you have. You're here. Oh my God. We just need you to give us the three

Taylor Swift songs. 8 o'clock, 12 o'clock and 4 o'clock and then you'll get the tickets, Taylor. Okay. I have The Man,

Fearless and You Need To Calm Down. Taylor fearless and you need to calm down. Taylor? You're going to see Taylor! You did it! Oh my god, this is this is like listening to memories. I went to boarding school.

I know what this would be like right now in that boarding house. The girls will be going nuts. Who are you going to take with you, Taylor? Thank you so much. Who's going to Sydney with you? My friend. My friend, Lila, is going with me. Is Lila there right now, Taylor?

Yes. Put her on the phone. Thank you so much. My parents couldn't pay for me to go, so this is really exciting. Is Lila there right now, Taylor? Put her on the phone. Oh, well done, girls. That's so cool. You deserve it. You put in the hard work. You listen to ZM and we're sending you to Taylor Swift. And don't forget, guys.

Guys, don't forget, the seats are a reserve. Best seats in the house. That is a very excited boarding house. Well done. Well, you guys processed that one. You're also in the draw for a double pass. Tickets, flights, thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat. Everybody who wins from us is in the draw to get their flights covered,

thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab A Seat. And another chance tomorrow from 8 o'clock with Fletchbourne and Hayley. 8, 12 and 4. Those are the times you need to be listening to ZM. Taylor and Lila, they're off. The girls, they're going to see Taylor in Sydney. Can you even imagine how crazy they're going to be going right now? I can't even imagine how excited I will be. How are they going to concentrate for the rest of the week at school?

Bree and Clint. Look, I regret doing this. Yeah, I thought it was bold. Yeah, it was. It was too bold. I thought I could handle it. I don't know if I can. You ask people to call in with their bad eye infection or eye injury stories.

Yes, and reading some of the... Oh, I can't read some of these. Oh, no. Claudia is currently vetting the calls before they go to air, and her words to us just before were, how gross do you guys want to go? Oh my god, listen to this text. My boyfriend got a Mentos

thrown at his eye and nearly went blind. That's outrageous. Claudia, before we start picking up these calls, how gross are we going? We've toned it down a little bit. The one I told to you was maybe the worst by far. No. You know what I'm going to think about before I go to sleep?

That story you just told me. Just tell a little bit of it. Tell us what you... No! No, no, no. This is the call that Claudia has not put through for us. No, but it's the same thing as she tells us. Yeah, it was the surgery to correct some vision things and part of the surgery was removal of the eyeball.

No, no. But then they put it back in. Yeah, they made it come out. I didn't know they could do that. Yeah, they just pop them out. My brother had a surgery on his eye and they essentially cut the top layer of his eyeball off. Oh, yeah, like a cataract.

Yeah. Okay. Well, let's get him in. Let's see. Let's just do as many as we can handle. Okay, Brie? Might be one. One and done.

Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Kia ora. How's it? We're good. Be gentle with us. We want to know your eye infection or eye injury story.

Yeah, so it's a little bit complicated to explain, but more or less, I had an acid vaporizing gun explode in my face. Oh. And just spray sort of three phases of liquid gas and fucking crystal acid straight into my eyeballs. Oh. And, yeah, I thought I was blind. Are you not blind? No, thank God I was blind. Are you not blind? No, thank God I'm not.

Did you have safety goggles on? I should have, but I took them off because they were fogging up. And, yeah. Jacob, can I ask, what were you doing with an acid vaporizer gun or whatever you called it? It's like a beehive treatment. Oh. Fogging. Oxalic acid fogging.

How's your vision now? It's all good. I was working with a Christian guy and he prayed for me all the way to the hospital. They'll do it. They'll do it. Amazing. That's the key. That is the key. Thanks, Jacob. We appreciate it.

Can I just say, isn't the human body amazing? Oh, it's incredible. That he was able to recover from that? Yeah, wear your safety goggles. Cherie's here. Hi, Cherie. Hi, Cherie. Hi, how you doing?

Good, thanks, Cherie. We survived the first one. Yeah, the first one we've survived. Cherie, I don't know about yours. Did you have an eye infection or an eye injury? I had, when I was about 19, I ended up getting like an ulcer on my eyeball, so like a bubble on my eyeball. I didn't know they could ulcer.

It was from, so this is a lesson learned. I slept in my contacts too much. So if you wear contacts, take them out, you'll end up with a yuck sore ulcer on your eyeball or whatever it was. Ew, gross, Cherie. Cherie, do they do the same thing to humans when you go get your eye checked as they do to dogs?

Because I've had to take my dogs in when they've had a sore eye and they put the dye into the eye to see if there is anything. Yeah, like a UV type of dye thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had to chuck that in and it was gross because it like went down the back of my nose and then like into my throat and stuff. We told a story recently on this show about a girl

who found out she had 64 contact lenses stuck down the back of her eye because she never took them out. She just kept going to sleep with them in and then she'd forget about them in the morning, couldn't find them, so she'd put a fresh set in. And they were like going to the back of her eyeball. They were all behind her eyeball, Cherie. Oh, my God, mine's not that bad.

No, yours is not that bad. I feel a little bit better now. So you made a full recovery, though, Cherie? Yes, I did. I just had to keep putting gross ointment in my eye for, like, two weeks. Oh, no. Definitely learned a lesson. Okay, great, cool.

Don't have too many late nights and forget to take your contacts out. I see what you're saying, Cherie. I see what you're saying. She went out on the pizzo and, you know, came home. You know when sometimes you forget to brush your teeth? Yeah. Yeah. Just like that.

Can we do one more? Yeah, I think I can handle one more. Amy, you're the last one. Tell us your eye infection or eye injury story. So it was an eye injury that occurred 12 years ago. I was helping a friend trying to get a door off and using a screwdriver to get the bolt. Okay.

The screwdriver slipped and I cut my eyeball twice. Oh. With the screwdriver. Yeah. And, yeah, it had blood coming out my eye. No, um, yeah, it had blood coming out my eye. No, Amy, no! No, no, no, no. When you cut an eyeball,

do they put stitches in the eyeball? It's just ointment and a patch to keep it protected. Oh my god. An eye patch. But if I had of stabbed it with a screwdriver, I would have lost it. Oh my god. An eye patch. But if I had have stabbed it with a screwdriver, I would have lost it.

Amy, you're so lucky. I'm sure you realise how lucky you are. Very lucky. God, you're lucky. Thanks, Amy, we appreciate it. Can I just say, I applaud all of you listening right now, that no one called up and

thought to make a pink eye joke. Good on you, can I say. We have very mature listeners. We didn't get single pink eye, no. Not a single one. No. Oh, someone text through. I slept at a four-star motel and woke up with pink eye.

That could be true. We don't know. That could be true. Four stars sounds nice. Yeah, four stars is not bad. Let's play Guess the Voice. Very simple game where producer Claude runs the show. She plays us celebrity voices,

and you just have to guess it quicker than whoever you're versing. Joining my team is Tohu. Kia ora, Tohu. Hi, Clint. How are you doing? We're good, man. How are you going? 15 minutes till I finish work, so I'm doing really good. Oh, jealous.

Okay, you'll be taking on Team Bree and Giselle. Hi, Giselle. Hi, Giselle. Hello, everyone. Oh, my gosh. I'm so nervous. Giselle, don't worry. It's you and I, okay?

We've got each other's backs. Yes, girl. Okay? All right, boys versus girls. Boys, boys, boys. Claude, what's the deal this week? So, as we all know, the FIFA Women's World Cup ended last night. Amazing game.

Did you guys watch it? So epic. It was so good. Did you watch it too, Giselle? Yes, I did. I did. Amazing. Yeah, Tahu?

Yeah, yeah. Such a good way to finish such an amazing World Cup. It makes sense that those two teams were in the end because they were both, like, incredible. Yeah. So, I've gone with a, it's a loose theme, but a football theme. Okay. So all of these people. A loose football theme.

People to do with football? Something to do with football. Not necessarily footballers. I don't know a lot about football either, Tohu, but I know that Bree does. Giselle, is it your specialty category? I'm not too good, but. That's not, oh no, Kenneth is. Do you... That's not... Oh, no, tennis is.

Do you say tennis? Yes. Oh, I love tennis too. Can we... I'm promising. Yeah. Well, think outside football. Football movies, football TV shows.

Yeah, got it. Generally football themed. Generally football themed. Yeah. Okay, let's do this thing. So, the way the game works, I'll start a celebrity voice. You just need to buzz in with your name

and tell me who it is. Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Alright. Good luck. Yeah, if you swore during a show... Jason Sudeikis. Crushed it. Oh, Ted Lasso. The brown paper bag over your head. They call it the brown bag foul so that, you know, they had like, there was a referee.

You're two teams that are like red and blue. It was great and you'd compete against each other. I mean, you know, fake competing. It's kind of like wrestling. We're on the board, Giselle. We've got one. Yeah, that's one point to Team Bree. So, Toho, Giselle, this one is for you guys. You ready to go?

Okay. Yeah, ready. Here you go. And, you know, kids, though, they beat you up. I got, you know, my daughter's like, you know, I oftentimes, like, it's not an alarm clock that wakes me up. It's like a knee to the jugular. He owns a football team.

I think I know this one. Oh, I know, I know. Giselle? Giselle? Ryan, something Ryan. Yeah. Yeah. He's married to Scarlett Johansson.

No, he's married to Blake Lively. That's right. Do you know his last name? Um, Ryan. It's not Ryan Gosling. It's Ryan. It's the other one. The other one.

Yes, Ryan. You're so closeling It's Ryan It's the other one It's the other one Yes Ryan You're so close She's so close You've got the point Giselle It's Ryan Reynolds Nice work She's having the best time

And I'm having the best time Now that you're here Giselle I like your energy She is having fun But Tohu Now it's our job To absolutely crush her Okay Okay We're going to do this We're going to pick this up I like your energy. She is having fun, but Tohu, now it's our job to absolutely crush her, okay?

Okay. We're going to do this. We're going to pick this up. You and the boys. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. When you're 13 and 14 and you're, like, you know, getting pimples and you're, like... Clint. Clint.

Amanda Bynes. Yes, it is. Of course, from She's the Man. Exactly right. Growing six inches and you're awkward. It's not fun. Such a good movie. That's two to our team, one to Clint's team.

Exactly. So, Tohu, Giselle, back to you guys. Giselle, you could take it out here. You can win this for us. You need to get this one, Tohu, to stay in it. Good luck, guys. Here you go. I mean, I literally remember telling people that I was doing it

and saying, you know, it's called Bend It Like Beckham. And I'm going, that's really embarrassing. Really? Yeah, yeah. No, and they were all like, don't worry, nobody will see it. It's fine. I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint.

I look quite pretty. She's in parts of the Caribbean. Is that Victoria Beckham? Is that the part? Oh, what? No, it's not. She was in Bend It Like Beckham, parts that the... Oh, wow. No, no. She was in Benaluk Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, English. Oh.

Giselle? Giselle? Yes, okay. Is it Keira Knightley? She's got it! She's got it! Oh, Giselle! Come through with the gods!

Oh, my gosh. Sorry. Hey, well done, Giselle. You're the winner of Guess the gods. Like KFC. Oh, my gosh. Sorry. Hey, well done, Giselle. You're the winner of Guess the Voice. Giselle, I like your energy, and I'll have whatever you're having, my friend. Oh, my gosh. You're going to ruin my day. It's KFC.

I believe she's having KFC. It is. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. We'll get it out to you, Giselle. Okay. You sweet woman. We've just put the call out for some Scottish people to give us a call on 0800 dial ZM

to help us with an experiment that we want to do. And we've got some. And they've responded. We've got three Scots on the phone. Should we check their accent first, see if they're as strong as we need for this experiment? Yeah, let's just check. Amanda, are you there?

Hello, I'm here. And what part of, are you there? Hello, I'm here. And what part of Scotland are you from, Amanda? I'm from Glasgow. You're from Glasgow. I love Glasgow, Amanda. Perfect. Okay, stay with us, Amanda. We've got Michelle on the phone.

Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. You're Scottish, Michelle? Yes, I'm Scottish. I'm also from Glasgow. Also from Glasgow. I love it.

I love the Scottish accent. It's such a great accent. Why are you doing this to me? It's so recognisable. Why are you doing this to me? No, I don't want you to do the Scottish accent. I want people with Scottish accents to do the Scottish accent. But you know how excited the Scottish accent makes me.

I know. I just need you to hold it in for a bit. Okay, I'm holding it in. And one more. Jordan, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Jordan, whereabouts are you from? Yes, I am from Glasgow

also. Three Glaswegians on the phone with us this afternoon. Glastonians. Okay. Guys, I've got you all here today because I found a clip which is about a phrase that Scottish people sometimes struggle to say.

Have you seen this clip? Yes. Potentially. You have seen it. Oh, no. I hope you seen this clip? Yeah. Potentially. You have seen it. Oh, no. Okay, right. I hope you've all been practising. This is the clip that I'm going to get each of you to attempt after this. There's some Scottish people that kind of say,

Potpo Bodgerololam. Potpo Bodgerololam. Potpo Bodgerololam. Potpo Bodgerololam. Potpo Bodgerololam. Bodgerol. Bodgerol. Potpo Bodgerol.

I feel like he nearly got it. That was one of those that was pretty close. Pretty close, eh? The phrase that that man is struggling with is purple burglar alarm. So Amanda, if ever so kindly, would you kick us off with the phrase purple burglar alarm? Can I say it? Okay. Purple burglar alarm. Oh I say it? Okay. Purple burglar alarm.

Oh, she's crushed it. Not bad. Better than me. Okay, we'll go to Michelle next. Hi, Michelle. Hi. Okay, when you're ready, give us your best purple burglar alarm. Go for it.

Purple burglar alarm? Oh, Michelle, come on. I believe in you. You got one more in you? Do another go. I don't see it. That's how you... Could you say it again?

Michelle's like, I didn't see anything wrong with mine. I reckon she can do better. I reckon we give her a second chance. Michelle, purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar alarm. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. I love it.

I love it. And the last person to give it a go is you, Jordan. How are you feeling? Are you confident you're going to nail this one, Jordan? Nah, not at all, actually. I've done this a few times. But I think this time I'll definitely nail it. Come on, Jordan.

We believe in you. You've got this, mate. This is your moment to shine. This is the Scottish purple Burglar Alarm Test. And Jordan, you're up. Purple Burglar Alarm. Not bad. Sounded a lot like Michelle's attempt, if I'm honest.

Your tongue sounds very heavy in your mouth when you're doing that, Jordan. If my ear serves me correctly, I feel like Jordan and Michelle are from the exact same part of Glasgow. Because I've got the same accent when they say it. Okay, thanks, guys. We appreciate that. Thank you, guys. And can we just say we love your accent, especially me.

I'm obsessed. Thanks, Rob. Thanks, guys. Give us a call when you want us to say Fosh and Chops for you. Yeah, anytime. Happy to do it. Bree and Clint. Yes.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. Your birthdays. But what was number one when you turned 16? Well, that's what we do right here, right now. Libby's going first.

Hi, Libby. G'day, Libby. Hi, how's it going? Good. How's your Monday been? Not too bad. Just in traffic at the moment. Oh, well, let's make it go a bit quicker and do your birthday banger.

What's your date of birth? 28th of November, 2000. All right. That means you were 16. Pretty easy math in 2016. And on your 16th birthday, Libby, this was number one. Oh, banger. The Weeknd and Daft Punk.

You like that one, Libby? Yeah, that's a pretty good one, actually. That's a pretty good one. Yeah, it's a vibe from the weekend. That whole album was so good. That Starboy stuff was amazing. Yeah. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Emma, whose birthday's today. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello, how you doing? Good. Happy birthday for today, mate birthday's today. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello, how you doing? Good. Happy birthday for today, mate. Thank you.

What did you get up to for your birthday? I went to some hot pools and sat in some pools and went out for lunch. Gotcha. And had coffee. Yeah. It's been great. How bloody good, Emma. Well, let's top it off with your birthday, banger.

What year? 1976. All right. That means, Emma, you were 16 in 1992. And on this day in 92, this was number one. It's Billy Ray Cyrus, Emma. Miley's Dad. Do you like it?

Oh, it's a classic. It's a classic, yeah. It was huge for him. Remember my brothers and I line dancing

to this song in the backyard? The mullet to die for as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Emma, I like yours.

I think it's a good one. A denim vest? Did Billy Ray Cyrus rock a denim vest? I believe he didn't have a shirt on underneath. Like a sleeveless denim vest or something? Yeah. From memory?

And he had the American flag on the back of that denim vest? No, that was Bruce Springsteen. Oh. I'm getting my... Getting your icons confused. Getting my icons mixed up. Hey Michael, welcome to Birthday Banger. G'day Michael.

Michael. Michael, are you with to Birthday Banger. G'day, Michael. Michael. Michael, are you with us? Mika. Michael. Michael. Oh, his phone's gone into alien mode. Has he butt-dialed us? Oh, there he is.

Oh, we were just about to hang up, Michael. We got you. Hey, Michael, give us your birthday, mate. Oh, he's gone again. Oh, he's gone again. Oh, he's gone again. Lucky I've got the birthday already. We'll put him on hold. Claude, you talk to Michael, see if you can get him.

Let's do his birthday banger. So Michael was born on the 16th of June, 1971, which means he was 16 in 1987, and this was at the top of the chart. Huge. Oh, absolute stonker from Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody. It's a massive tune.

He'd be happy with that. I'm happy with that too. I think I'm going to vote for Whitney Houston. Stop. I'm going to vote for Whitney Houston. Stop. I'm going to vote for Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody. It's been ages since we've done a Whitney Houston. Are you?

The show was built on playing Whitney Houston. Don't dangle the carrot in front of me because you know. I vote Whitney Houston. Oh my God, I'm so excited. We get to play Whitney. Only if you vote for it. I'm always going to vote for it. This is what we need on a Monday. It's the vibe. This is the vibe. This is what we need on a Monday. It's the vibe.

This is the vibe. This is the vibe. Brian Clint, he's your birthday banger winner. You're on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. That is a true birthday banger icon for Michael from 1987, Just Don't Tell Ross.

No one message Ross. No one tell Ross. Whitney Houston. He loves Whitney. He loves Whitney. Yeah, he'll be fine. There's video evidence of how much he loves Whitney. Hey, by the way, we have a $500 cash prize

and a Farmer's Market Pet Food Prize Pack to give away before 6 o'clock. If you want to win this, we've got a fun game where you just have to guess what song the cat is meowing. It's called Guess the Meowzik. It's actual real fun. We're going to play it in the next 15 minutes, okay? We'll give away $500 cash and a farmer's market pet food pack. So stick with us.

If you ever heard something on radio which just made you say classic radio, that is Guess the Meowzik. And I'm so here for it. I'm actually. Okay, this is a teaser for you, okay? This is a little teaser. Guess the Meowzik. We're pretty pumped about it.

And a great prize pack as well. Right now on the show, I want to talk about something one of my friends said to me over the weekend that caught my attention because I don't know about it. So this is the situation. So a friend of mine, she is in a long-term relationship. They've been together for a long time. They bought a house together. Her and her partner. Her and her partner Her and her partner Yep

So they own the house I don't believe they've ever had a flatmate Or they may have But anyway it doesn't matter It's just them in the house Yep She said to me that I believe next week

One of her friends Is going to move into their house that they own Okay Right So one of their friends Is going to move in They must have they own. Okay. Right? So one of their friends is going to move in. They must have got that new interest rate. Well, yeah, probably.

They need some help with the rent, with the mortgage. Anyway, and she said that when her friend moves in, she's not going to make her do any housework. Hey. And I went, what? So she'll be living there full time, paying rent. So she's not a guest. No.

She's a fully fledged flatmate. Yeah. Paying rent, living there full time, but she doesn't have to do any of the housework. Does she pay extra so she doesn't have to do any housework? I don't believe so. Why does her friend get special treatment that she doesn't have to do any housework? I don't believe so. Why does her friend get special treatment that she doesn't have to do any housework? I feel like my friend maybe feels awkward about it or doesn't know how to transition

from her being a friend into friend flatmate. Friend slash flatmate. You know? Yeah, right. Well, my friend did say she was like, oh, you know, she can cook a couple of times a week or whatever. So they're going to share meals? I think so. And then I'm like, wait, so she cooks a couple of times a week

and then you guys cook the rest? The rest of the time, yeah. And she goes, yes. And I said, so how does that get her out of doing housework? Yeah. I said, sounds like a bloody good deal. Are you looking for another flatmate? So someone else will just clean the toilet that she uses?

Yeah. I would feel so awkward if I was the person. I doubt, I doubt the friend, because I don't believe the friend has been told, but I doubt the friend will do nothing. I don't know. You never know. Like, if someone's handed it on a silver platter,

they're like, we don't want you to lift a finger. Like, if they make it awkward every time she tries to pick up the vacuum cleaner, eventually you'll stop. If they're like, don't do that. Please don't do that. Is she a clean freak? Is she like, doesn't like anybody else to do the housework? Nah, I don't think so. There's a chance that that could change

the friendship dynamic because if she's messy or, you know, like there's just a risk with that that you could become resentful of. There's always a risk, isn't there, when you live with friends. There's always a risk. And I'm not saying this happens every time, but there's definitely situations where you can be friends with someone

for 10 years and then you live with someone and it breaks up the friendship. People don't tell you that when you turn 18 and you move out of home. That living with your friends. Bad idea. Sometimes it's awesome. Sometimes it's awesome. If you're like perfectly matched for living together, awesome.

Not when you're 18. But it can sometimes cost you a friendship. I feel like it's such good advice because like everyone has no idea what's going on when you're 18. No. Like let's be real. You're all just trying to figure it out. So live with strangers first.

I remember moving in with some good friends. Yeah. And I burnt something on the bottom of the pot, but it was their pots. They were like more established than me. They had nice things like pots. And I burnt something. So I was like, oh, you do what any student does, left it to soak for a couple of days. And then I got something. So I was like, oh, you do what any student does. Left it to soak for a couple

of days. And then I got the message and it was like, hey, are you ever going to clean this pot? And I was like, oh, whoa, that's not a friendship text. That's a clean the damn pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clean the bloody pot that we paid for. And it changed the friendship dynamic for a while. We're good now, but it changed things for a while. And sometimes

it can never go back. Yeah. If certain, like if it gets real bad. I thought we could talk to people this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM. Did you lose a friend after you lived with them? Like what happened in the situation of living

together that caused a friendship to end? Will you never live with a friend again? Bree and Clint. These text messages that we're getting on this topic. Scary, eh? Real sort of cautionary tale. Doesn't mean it can't work. Some of my best flatting situations in my whole life were living with some of my best friends. Some are the best,

but I feel like it's good to assess. It's really good to know that if you are friends and you can kind of see it going south, that you acknowledge it. And then be like like we need to separate or find a way that we can live together because I don't want to lose you as a friend.

Or just not live together and keep the friendship. We said did you lose a friend after you lived with them and someone texted us and they said yeah I came home one day and my flatmates just didn't speak to me. To this day I still don't know what happened. Oh that's horrible. Like at least give the poor person

closure. It sounds like they were living in quite a, like, clicky flat. Yeah. Like, if they all decided to stop talking to you, that sucks. Yeah. Someone else said, uh, my best friend moved into my flat. It was fantastic until she moved her boyfriend in and he stayed

and expenses increased. All other flatmates, four others, came to me to speak to me about her and him paying his extra part. She threw an absolute tiffy and moved out that weekend. You know what? I've had this exact same fight in a flat where if they're living there. It's so common.

Like if they've moved in and they're living there, they need to pay their way. How many nights a week can they stay before you expect them to start chipping in or the partner to start chipping in on their behalf? Oh, I'm not too, like depends, I think. I reckon you get a night a week. Nah, more than a night. So if your partner stays over more than one night a week,

you don't reckon you should check like an extra 20 bucks in the flat account or something? Oh, like yeah. For water and power and things like that? What, $20 a week? I don't know. What's the line? Oh, see, I think that's being a bit rough.

Okay. Over one night and they have to put $20 in. More than one night. Yeah, right. So two nights. Two nights. So every night. Yeah, screw it. Yeah, pay something. Chip in. Every night you stay, it's $20. Yeah, than one night. Yeah, right. So two nights. Two nights. Yeah, screw it. Yeah, pay something. Trip in. Every night

you stay, it's $20. Yeah, that's right. It's a cheap accommodation. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? Yeah, that's you. Hi. Anonymous, you lost a flatmate, a friend flatmate after you lived with them. Why?

Well, I kind of lost two friends actually, unfortunately. So this is, I think I was 19. It was my first flat and a friend and I moved into a flat and then I said, hey, there's this other guy I know who's looking for a flat. We'll bring him in. We had become friends because we used to work together also with my boyfriend who was his friend. And so me and my boyfriend broke up, and then this other flatmate turned around and wanted to hook up. I was not at all interested in him at that point.

So he threw a big tantrum and just moved out really quickly, leaving us in the lurch to try and find a new flatmate. Oh, what an a-hole. Because you wouldn't hook up with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a loser. What a baby. Yeah, he's supposed to be my friend and also friends with my ex.

Okay. Oh, that's messy. That's messy. He's friends with the ex and then he got upset because you wouldn't hook up with him. What a weird dude. Anonymous. Can I say it sounds like it was actually for the best that he just left you in the lurch because you don't want to live with someone like that.

Hell no. No, like he just dug his hole deeper and deeper. Yeah. Nah, you're better off. Thanks, anonymous. I like this. I slept with a guy not knowing that my friend that I lived with was secretly in love with her. Oh, that's bad news.

And I'm imagining from that text message that you slept with the guy at your flat. So your friend who was secretly in love with him knew about it straight away. Yeah, that's going to drive a rift through the flat, isn't it? A real bad rift. Someone else texted her and said, we have a friend because we were talking about before a friend of mine who's having a friend move into their house and has told her that she doesn't have to do any chores.

No chores. Someone texted her and said, we have a friend living in our home and I politely told him not to worry about chores when he first started. Eight months later, he's never even cooked for us once. I cook meals all the time and he's also never vacuumed or anything. Lol, don't be polite. Yeah, you've got to be up front from the start, I think.

Yeah, pull your weight. Especially with boys. Fiona, finally, did you lose a friend when you lived with them? Yeah, I did, unfortunately. So it kind of stemmed from an incident where I'd had maybe too many lemonades. Okay. And you know those candles that you can buy that come in that metal bucket thing? Yeah.

The citronella ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had accidentally not blown it out and the whole bucket literally melted. Okay. And there was wax all over the deck and everything. So from then, my friend said, look, zero tolerance wine. So I was like, okay, that's fine. Wait, Fee, can I just ask, were you living in your friend's flat

that they owned? Yes. Okay, right. Okay. Wait, they banned you from wine? Why didn't they just ban you from candles? I was like, sorry, I completely forgot to blow it out. I thought it would have burnt out and it was raining and, yeah.

Oh, they sound too hectic, Fi. That sounds like you were living with your parents. Oh, I know. But the outside table did actually catch fire. Right, you failed to mention that part, Fiona. So anyway, long story short, I don't think she really trusted me after that. Neither would I.

There was a few times where I'd left my door open a certain way in my bedroom and a few times I'd come home and it was completely shut and I was like, okay. So I put a camera in my room. Oh my God, this story's getting better and better.

Okay. And then what happened? And then I was driving to work and I got a notification on my phone to say there was a person detection. Yeah. So I was thinking, oh, God, please let it be the kids going up there. Yeah. No, it was my flatmate. She was going all through my stuff, all through my drawers and under my bed.

And she saw the camera and she still kept going. Oh, nah. I think she was looking for wine bottles or whatever. What would she be looking for? It doesn't matter what she was looking for. She shouldn't have been in your room. No, and where I was, upstairs, there's my office and just my bedroom. So there's no reason for kind of anyone to have gone there.

No, it doesn't matter. She's in your room. Please tell me you're not living there anymore, Fee. No, no, I had to move back with my parents. Fair enough. Yeah, and you didn't set their table on fire, did you? Not yet. And are you back on the wines?

No, no. Yeah, careful of those Cardinals. They are ruthless. Thank you, Fiona. Great story. Bree and Clint. Last week, one New Zealand couple won $37.125 million in lotto. It's the third biggest lotto win in New Zealand history.

Yeah, wow. And the couple that won it just popped into the supermarket to get a block of chocolate. And then when they were there, they saw the poster that said it was $37 million. So they thought, oh, we'll grab a ticket as well. And then three hours later, they won $37.125 million. Yeah, it's a lot of money.

They've come forward and talked about it. They said, and this is the craziest bit to me, they both went to work the next day. Yeah, because you want to keep up appearances if you don't want everyone knowing. No, I don't. I don't want to keep up. If I have $37 million, I don't even want to keep my pants up. I don't care. You don't care if everyone knows? They can to keep it. If I have $37 million, I don't even want to keep my pants up. Like, I don't care.

You don't care if everyone knows? They can't prove it. But there will be signs. You would love, can I just say, knowing you as a person, Clint would want nothing more than for everyone to know. Like, you know how there's a lot of people, I think most people would be like, I don't want anyone to know. Whereas, you know how there's a lot of people, I think most people would be like, I don't want anyone to know.

Yeah. Whereas you... No, this is not true. You'd be calling the Herald. You'd be calling everyone at the Herald. You'd be like, hi there, Clint Roberts here, you know, from ZM. I just want to let you know that I won the 37 million.

You're making me sound flashy. I'm not a flashy guy. I'm not. I'm not a flashy guy. Tell another one. They said, we were both at work the next day. I had a lot of meetings but it was easy to get through

them knowing I had this winning ticket. Was it easy? Unless you are like a doctor. Wait, had they not claimed it? Or you have a job where people rely on you for something. No, they knew they'd won. But they hadn't claimed it yet. How could you? This is what I'm saying. Good point, good point. I don't know. You have the ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're sitting there at work, but you have this ticket.

I couldn't do that. From the Kapiti Coast, they won in Paraparoumu, I believe. $37 million. I'm absolutely not going to work the next day. I'm not. And I want to know, as a group, how much money do you need to win to quit your job? $37 million. I'm never going back to work ever. No, me neither. Not just the next day. I'm never going back.

No, me neither. $37 is ridiculous. How low will you go? How low? I mean, it's a great question. Producers, do you want to weigh in on this? How much would do it for you? Claudia, how much money for us to never see you again?

I'll take a $50. $50 million? I've been trying to get out of here for ages. $50. 50 bucks? Nah, but for real, I reckon even a million is a lot, but maybe like 10? What? Yeah, I know what you're saying. Look, I'll be honest,

a million... I think it's less than 10, but it's more than a million. A million isn't enough these days, like with the way things are going. You'll pay off your mortgage. It's not enough to retire on. Nah. No, it's not.

You could live pretty well. Unfortunately, it's not. It's definitely not. So you want to go 10? Yeah, I'll go 10. Okay. Ella, how much? I'm going to stick it out.

And I'm going to say 50. Give me 60 million. Ella's been working for four years, by the way. She's on her fourth. 60 million. Yeah, I'm not leaving. I'm not going to leave you guys and go see her. I might go and do a UE

or whatever. You mean an OE? Yeah, that. Okay. And you learn some English. I'm going to go to the UE. Spend some money on English clubs.

Can you imagine working with someone that you knew had 60 million dollars? I wouldn't want you to be here. It'd be impossible to get you to do anything. Guys, I'd shout you drinks all the time.

Okay, I'd want you to be here. That'd be fun. Thomas, how much? do anything. Guys, I'd shout you drinks all the time. Okay, I'd want you to be here. That'd be fun. Thomas L, how much? Is this to like... Quit. Oh, I love this job so much. I do too, but you can walk away and not have the Monday to Friday pressure

of doing a job. And so the background to it is once you quit your job, you don't know when you're going to get another job. So you have to be okay with not having a job for a while. Yeah, right. How much? I feel like I'd be the same as Claudia.

I'd be around 10, I think. You're kidding. 10 mil. Because then if I could be smart, if I was smart with my money and invested it, I could potentially... Live off it. Yeah.

How much for you? I reckon it's five. potentially. Live off it. Yeah. Yeah. How much for you? I reckon it's five. Five? I reckon it's five. Yeah. Pay off the mortgage and then be smart with it. If you're smart with it, you don't invest it right. Which I wouldn't be.

Clint comes back in 12 months. He's like, guys, you know how I went into the office and took a poo on someone's death? Can I retract that? Because the payments are due on my new Audi and I am really behind. I need that. I need that money. Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint.

That's Picard. It's Helen back. Thank you for joining us today on a show where we learned that Scottish people struggle to say the phrase purple burglar alarm. There's some Scottish people that kind of say purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar the phrase purple burglar alarm. There's some Scottish people that kind of say purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar alarm.

Purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar alarm. Burglar. Burglar. Purple burglar. If you'd like to hear three excellent Scottish ZDM listeners attempt to say purple burglar alarm, you should get the Brian Clint podcast.

It is hard to say. I'm not going to lie. Burglar. Yeah. Burglar. Purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar alarm. Purple burglar Alarm, you should get the Brian Clint podcast. It is hard to say. I'm not going to lie. Burglar. Yeah. Burglar. Purple Burglar Alarm. Purple Burglar Alarm. Purple Burglar Alarm.

Or Purple Buggler Alarm. Try and say it in a Scottish accent. Why would you make me do that? Hold on. Got to get in my Scottish accent. Glasgow Purple Burglar Alarm. Yeah. Go more Scottish.

No, no, I feel like that's it. You have a go. Purple bugle alarm. You sound like that character from... I sound like I'm underwater. From Futurama. Oh, the squid guy? What would be a phrase that's hard for us to say?

See an enemy. See an enemy. No? Hold on. See an enemy. See an enemy. See an enemy. Yeah.

Is that it? I think so. See an enemy. You've said it so many times now it sounds weird. See an enemy. It never sounded particularly normal to start with. That's such a hard word to say. See an enemy. See an enemy. I never said it particularly normal to start with. That's such a hard word to say. See an enemy.

See an enemy. Oh, that was close. That was close. I'm happy with that. Let's end on that. Let's end on that. You know like how when you're skiing and you have a good run, you're like, let's end on that.

Let's end on that run. When you run into someone that you don't like, do you see an enemy? See an enemy. That was even better. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you see an enemy? See an enemy. Yeah. That was even better. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye.

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