ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st August 2024

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

No After Party today because of a Clint v pole incident (6:00) Kids say the creepiest things (9:57) Who's the oldest person you know? (25:58) Taylor Swift is coming to Auckland?! (31:57) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We've just been talking to our friends from Auckland Sleep who are going to help us do the Sleep Championships. They're the ones that are going to monitor. They hook people up to these machines and they're going to monitor who has the most sleep. It's all legit. We've got a chat with them coming up later in the show today, all about sleep and how to sleep well, and some advice for anyone who wants to compete in it. If you've missed it, we're going to have our competition to find New Zealand's greatest sleeper.

It's happening in a couple of weeks' time, but you can register for it now at ZM Online. We'll put you in a room. It's over three hours. We monitor your sleep. It's during the day. And if you are the best sleeper, you'll win five grand and a huge supply

of Braveface supplements as well. Yeah, this is such a great competition. It is the championships for the non-athlete. Yeah. You know, after the Olympics, we thought, what is something

that everyone can do? Go register for it now, ZM online. Fun show coming up. We do have the one golden song in our show sometime today. So when you hear it, oh, $800. Do you know what it is? I don't actually know what it is. I know what it is.

What is it? Harry Styles. Which one? Gold? No. Oh, no, my brain's lost it. I'm just having a look. See if I can see it when Harry Styles is coming up on our show.

You're so golden. Is it watermelon sugar? Watermelon sugar, that's the one. All right. When you hear it, 0800 dial ZM if you want a grand. First, though, tradie versus lady. If you'd like to play with us, you should call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need two people to play.

Big prizes up for grabs. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint. It's the Tradie versus Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go.

Yeah, we love it here. Tradie versus lady to kick off the show, just to see who's got the upper hand early in the day. The tradie's on 65, the lady's on 75. Our lady's from Whangarei. She is 37 and she can write her name with her toes. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hi, Harry. Hiya. Quite impressive. How did you learn that you could do that in the first place? I kind of got monkey toes and they're good for like

picking up pigs and they're hanging out lopping them. Yeah. I'm picturing it now. Have you tried peeling a banana with your toes? No.

You should give that a go. That'd be the ultimate monkey toes. Or even better, knit a sweater. Eat a meal with chopsticks. People would pay for that online. I'll say. You're taking on our training today from Hamilton.

He's 24 and he wins money way too often. Well, let's see if he's up for it today. Welcome to the show, Josh. Hello, Josh. What's the biggest lump sum you've won in one go? Probably about $40,000 from the casino. What? Okay, that is a serious amount of money.

That's wild. Okay. What game? Just on the pokies and then $17 on Lotto as well, I guess. God, you're a lucky man. Well, we're playing for 50 bucks cash and a GI tools pack from the tool shed today. Josh, you're the tradie. Hannah, you're the lady.

First to three wins. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Hannah, just in first. Queen. Queen's correct. It is, of course, Queen. first. Queen. Queen's correct.

It is, of course, Queen, the great Queen. One to the ladies. Question number two. What is the main ingredient in the Kiwi classic pavlova? Cream. Josh just got in there first. Eggs. Eggs will do, yep.

We will take eggs. We also would have accepted sugar because there is a lot of sugar. Or egg white. All right, question number three. Which chocolate bar used the slogan you're not you when you're hungry? Lady.

Hannah's in first. Snickers. Snickers is correct. Of course, Snickers. Nice work too to the ladies. The ad with the late Betty White. That was such a good ad. God, that was a good ad. Two to the ladies. The ad with the late Biddy White. That was such a good ad. God, that was a good ad.

One to the tradies. Question number four. The All Blacks have won a record 50 games in a row at Auckland's Eden Park. Who was the last team they beat there? Yes, Josh. Argentina. Argentina's correct. Argentina last weekend.

Nice work. We are all tied up in this game, which means this is the tie-break question. Question number five. What is the largest continent on Earth? Is it Africa? Hannah's in first. Europe. Europe.

No. Josh? Australia. No. How about we give you guys the options and you can play again? Or do we move on? We move on. Okay.

But the answer was Asia. Asia. Asia. The other options, Africa, North America or Europe. No points there. Question number six, still the tie-break question. Which new pop star sensation sings the song Hot To Go? Lady.

Hannah's in. What's her name? Chapel Rose. Chapel Rose, correct. Well done, Hannah. We've got 50 bucks cash and a prize from the tool shed coming your way. Congratulations. Awesome, thank you. Well done. What a game. That was a great game. Very good game. Thanks to the Toolshed, they've got 30

stores nationwide. They're Kiwi owned and trusted by tradies. I think I might have a small concussion this afternoon. Playing sport? No. You've got a concussion playing sport? Exercising? No, not even exercising. No. I walked into a pole.

I walked into one of those poles that have the parking signs on them you know that says like 60 minutes whatever it is those white poles i was walking my daughter to kindergarten this morning and luckily i wasn't holding her she was holding my hand on the side of me that wasn't the roadside. But I was preoccupied looking at a car that was driving past. Yeah, a car. Is that what we call it here? It was a car. Unfortunately, it was a car. And I did that thing like the meme with the guy with the girlfriend

where he's looking behind him. This might be the most bogan story you've ever told on this show. What kind of car? Skyline. I walked past it. I'll tell you what car it was in a second but it wasn't that impressive. I really want to know what the car was. I walked, I walked, I turned my head like 90 degrees but kept walking

and then as I turned back there was a pole right in front of me and it went wham! Right in the centre of my forehead. I'm sorry to laugh. I've already asked if you're okay and you said yes, so I can laugh. I, like, collapsed on the ground and had to, like, drag myself over to some steps to sit on with my daughter, my three-year-old daughter beside me.

Did she laugh? She was perplexed because I was holding my face. I was like, you know when you get a knock to the head and you're just really sort of discombobulated? And I said, I'm sorry, Maggie, I've really hurt myself. I just need a minute. I just need a minute. Just stay beside me.

Hold my hand. I just need a minute. And she goes, silly pole, which was very sweet of her to say because I thought she was going to say silly daddy, but she didn't. She said silly pole. The car, I know you want to know what the car was. Yeah, what car was it? The car was like a late 90s Honda Integra.

And in my head. So good. In my head, I was going, I went, God, you don't see those anymore, do you? You don't see many of those anymore. And I was having this moment where I was going, where did all the late 90s Honda Integras go? That's the car.

That's the car. That turned your head. I know. So much that you ran into a pole. Yeah. That was it. I mean, you're easily distracted, aren't you? Well, turns out, evidently, yes.

But I think I'll try and pay more attention now because my head is fricking killing me. It was like six hours ago and I feel drunk from it. And I've got this little egg in the middle of my forehead and it was a very busy street. So people definitely saw it happen. And it was outside a very busy cafe and they definitely saw it happen. And it was outside a very busy cafe, and they definitely saw it happen.

They would have seen you looking at the Integra. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just glad because there'll be a camera somewhere. Like I reckon the cafe probably had a camera outside. There'll be footage somewhere. Go ask the cafe for footage. I'm just glad that it was a car because imagine if it wasn't imagine if i was

being a perv imagine you deserve it imagine if it was yoga pants then you deserve it yeah i know yeah i know but do we agree i didn't deserve it i mean i feel like because you were checking out a honda integra you kind of deserve it yeah i don't deserve it i don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. Is that the ultimate compliment for a car guy, though? Like if a guy literally concusses himself looking at your car? That's the ultimate. That's what you want. People talk about having a head turner of a car. Yeah.

Yeah, he's got a head injurer. He's got a head slammer. He's got a head banger. Oh, mate. Put some ice on it. You'll be right. Thoughts and prayers. You'll be right, mate. Put some ice on it. You'll be right. Thoughts and prayers. You'll be right, mate.

Bree and Clint. Look, there's something I think we can all agree on, is kids can be real creepy. They can. They can say some real creepy things. You don't know where it's come from. And sometimes kids can be creepy. Freak you out with some of the things they say.

This story is no different. So a woman has posted to X, formerly known as Twitter, about a creepy thing her kid has said and she's asked for advice. So she said this, this morning I went into the garage and noticed that the attic was wide open. Okay. We don't use it and it's a heavy panel. So I freaked out.

But I freaked out even more when my five-year-old looked at me then stared up into the darkness of the attic and said, a man lives there. Oh, oh, no. I then said to my five-year-old, what are you talking about? What man? My five-year-old then said, you know, the shadow man. Burn that house down right now.

I'm never going back in there. Never again. You got to do a couple of tests though. Burn it down. You got to find out if the five year old has older brothers or sisters who are trying to put the shits up the five year old. But actually the five year old has just freaked the crap out of

the parents instead. I'd be moving out. That's it. That's all I need. I'd be out of there quick smart. Some people believe that kids can see like spirits and stuff up to a certain age. Yeah. Like they haven't. I believe that.

Do you? Yeah, totally. My wife believes it. Yeah. And my wife is desperate for our daughters to see a spirit. She's like, come on, guys, please see something. Yeah, your wife says that. And then when it happens, I bet it's the last thing that she wants.

She's like, please, can you guys make contact with someone from another realm, please? A lot of people say, because I used to babysit these little kids when I was younger. I wasn't very old. I would have been quite young as well. But I was babysitting these little kids and one of them, the older one who was about seven or eight, had an invisible friend. Yeah.

And a lot of people say, because this invisible friend was quite demanding. Okay. From like my memory of it was quite a demanding friend. And a lot of people say that invisible friends are actually just spirits. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, sure.

Like did you have an invisible friend? No. See? But I don't believe I've ever seen a spirit. See? But I don't believe in that stuff. But like, I'm going to see it, right? That's because you're not open to it. I had a conversation with my three-year-old the other day about how she's going to have

eight children when she grows up and they're all going to live at our house. They do say some scary stuff. That is terrifying. I said to her, really? So you and all eight of your kids are going to live here with us? She goes, yep. I said, and the daddy? And she said, no, the daddy died.

Yes, creepy. Creepy as. I thought we could ask on 0800DIALZM, what is the creepy thing your kid said or did? And you can't really explain it, but it was just creepy. Maybe it wasn't your kid. Maybe it was someone you were babysitting. Maybe it was your friend's kids that you were looking after.

I don't know. Sometimes they don't say it. Sometimes they draw it. They can draw it. They can sing about it. They can sense it. If you've got a yarn about a creepy thing you heard or saw from a kid? We'd like to hear it.

I've said it once, I'll say it again. I stand by it. There's sometimes things you can't explain, and kids will say certain things or do certain things, and it's weird. We want to know the creepiest thing a kid has said to you this afternoon, and John has called up. Hi, John. Hi, John.

Yes? Who's the child we're talking about, John, and how old were they when they said this creepy thing? So the kid's actually my brother. He was about four or five years old. Right. And so he was sleeping in bed with mum the one night that he was out working night shift.

And he woke up at about two, three o'clock in the morning and he turns to mum and he goes, mum, there's a man sitting at the edge of the bed. And mum wakes up and she looks and obviously there's nobody there. So she says, no, go back to sleep. You know, you're seeing things. And you just carry on to tell mum, no, there's an uncle sitting at the edge of the bed and you need to say hello. And my mum goes, no, you're seeing things.

Just go back to sleep. There's no one there. And he turns to mum and he goes, the uncle's getting upset. You need to say hello or he's going to hurt you. Oh, no. And, yeah, mum's freaked out. And she's like, listen, you just need to go back to sleep. There's nobody there.

And she fell back to sleep and there's no issues. So, yeah. Oh, hell no. Hell no. I thought you were going to say, and that night Mum passed away. Oh, that's so creepy. It's creepy enough. It's creepy enough, John.

We appreciate it. Someone texted her and said, My three-year-old always talks about a girl in her room. One night when putting her to bed, she said to me, Mummy, please leave my door open so that little girl can leave my room if she wants to. Oh, I just got shivers. Yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I just got shivers all over my body.

It's a two-part, though. Do you want to hear the second part? She always spoke about her again. One day in the living room, she laughed and said, Oh, don't worry about it. Her fire truck is stuck. I said, Who? What fire

truck? My three-year-old then said, That little girl. She's hiding now though. The next day, a toy fire truck, I have no recollection of buying, turned up in our garage with its lights and sounds going. I think I should probably move. Yeah, I reckon.

And maybe leave the kid behind. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What's the creepy thing a kid told you? So not too long ago, my four-year-old was telling me how his grandpa, not granddad, hangs out in his room.

Right. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay, cool. And then he was telling me how he's got one arm and one leg. And then that night I was just telling my husband about the random stories that my son tells me and my husband just went white and was like, oh, my dad lost his arm and his leg before he passed away in an accident.

And we'd been together like 10 years and I had no idea until that moment. Yeah. He'd never talked about it? No, he'd never talked about it. So there's no way your four-year-old could have heard you guys talking about it and then, I'd never talked about it. So there's no way your four-year-old could have heard you guys talking about it and then have turned that into a...

I had... No, I had no idea up until that point. He'd never told me that. That means Grandpa was actually there. Yeah, I think it's nice. I think it's nice. It's actually... That's actually quite a nice and comforting one. Yeah, apart from the bit where

there's ghosts in your house. But yeah, yeah, sure. No, but it's Grandad. Who cares? He's coming back comforting one. Yeah, apart from the bit where there's ghosts in your house. But yeah, yeah, sure. No, but it's Grandad. Who cares? He's coming back to visit. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Better than some creepy girl that's lost her fire truck.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. I mean, as long as Grandad's not watching you when you're in the Nerdy Anonymous. But yeah, you know, it's fine. Yeah, it's all good. I just think about... I'm sure Grandad is very respectful. Do you reckon?

Yes. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi Lisa Hi Lisa Hi When my daughter was about four or five We were living in this flat And she used to tell me about this witch

Called Wendy the Witch Who was in her room And then I asked her And she goes Oh yeah, Wendy said she drowned in a well How old was your daughter Who was telling you this? She would have been about four

Oh no And then one time I tried to get in her room And I couldn't open the door How old was your daughter who was telling you this? She would have been about four. No. And then one time I tried to get in her room and I couldn't open the door and my daughter Nicole said, oh, yeah, Wendy's holding the door back. Shut up. Oh, no. Shut up, Lisa. Wendy sounds like quite the troublesome witch. You know, the bit that upsets me about that is four-year-olds have no reason

to know what a well is. A well's quite... They don't know what a well is. A well's quite an old-school thing. I know, creepy. Yeah, that's creepy, Lisa. Alright, Lisa. Thank you. See you, Lisa. Thanks for the nightmares.

God, there's so many creepy ones coming through on the text machine. Someone said, my sister, as a three-year-old, told my dad she remembered her mum covering her head when she lived in Pompeii. She said Pompeii properly in everything. Like we're Mount Vesuviuses where the eruption happened. Exactly.

That's reincarnated. They say that happens. They do say that happens, yeah. Whatever you believe, those were some pretty good stories. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well,

do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk. Here we go, Google Down time. We had a few weeks off, but we're back to find out who is the fastest Googler. If you've texted through a name on 9696, you could pick up 50k of seed chicken dollars. Here's the rules. I've put these questions into Google.

First person to yell out the correct answer, I'll give you a point. First to three points takes the win. Are we ready? I've got a strong feeling it's not my week. I've had a knock to the head and I'm not feeling the sharpest today. Even when you haven't had a knock to the head it's not really your week.

I'm just saying this week I've got an excuse. That's good. It's good to have an excuse. Claude, anyone feel like it's their week? I feel like if Clint loses there's no good feeling in the victory. Because he's maybe concussed. Well, just focus on beating Ella.

Okay, perfect. Excuse me. Here comes question number one. What is Blake Lively's real name? Blake Brown. What the heck? Wow. How did you know that?

That's her hair care line that she won't stop talking about. True. She really won't. They can't shut her up. More like Blake Blonde. Nice. What a boring name. Yeah, so that's why she changed it.

Blake Brown. Made it something a bit more lively. Yeah. See you first. So much more life in a day. All right, here we go. Question number two, one to Claudia. How long do donkeys typically live for?

11 years. 27 to 40 years. That's right, Claudia. Wait. Amazing. You're telling me I could meet a 40-year-old donkey? Can I just say, my time in Greece, I saw no real donkeys. What?

No real ones? Well, we didn't go to any of the touristy islands. Oh, yeah. That should be the sequel to 40-year-old virgin, 40-year-old donkey. Are you okay? Yeah. He's going to blame that horrendous joke on his head knock as well.

40-year-old ass. Nice. Question number three. Turn his microphone off. I wish I could. No, I can. Turn to Claudia. Turn his microphone off. I wish I could. No, I can. Hold on. There we go. Okay, I've turned it off. It's so much quieter.

I can think. Claudia gets this one. She takes the game. Question number four. Number three. Sorry. Who's got the concussion? What was the largest dinosaur ever? A titanosaur.

Titanosaur Patagonian Majorum. Yeah. Claudia wins. You know what? You have plenty to go. He's almost there. Actually, I'm going to give you each. Patagonian Majorum. I'm going to give you each to go. He's almost there. Actually, I'm going to give you each. Patagonian Majorum. I'm going to give you each a go,

and then I'm going to judge who said it the best, and I'll give them the point. Patagonian Majorum, the titanosaur. Titanosaur, Patagotitan, Majorum. Titanosaur, Patagotian, Majorum. Okay, yeah, nah. I'm still going to give it to Claudia. And that is the game.

Claudia wins. You know, I was wrong. I actually feel quite happy with that. Yeah, a win's a win. A win's a win. You own that win. Jeez, that dinosaur is all neck, baby. All neck.

It's a big dinosaur, eh? Who wins? Well, the phones were blocked, so I'll find someone that supported me. We'll call someone who texts Claudia to 9696 and give them some KFC. Plenty of texts to call back. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, she's the fastest growing pop star in the world at the moment, but Chapel Roan is in the news for something else today. She sure is. She's divided fans by going on a rant about basically how people should be leaving her alone. Have a listen to this. This is her TikTok rant

about how fans are approaching her and her family. Check it out. If you saw a random woman on the street, would you yell at her from the car window? Would you harass her in public? Would you go up to a random lady and say can i get a photo with you and she's like no and then you get mad i'm a random just think about that for a second okay harassment stalking whatever is a normal thing to do to

people who are famous i don't care that it normal. I don't care that this crazy type of behaviour comes along with the career field I've chosen. It's weird how people think that you know a person just because you see them online or you listen to the art they make. That's weird. It sounds like she's having a hard time adjusting to fame. Because it has happened very, very fast. Very quickly, yeah.

She's 26 years old. And a lot of the things she's saying are true. It's all true. It shouldn't be okay to be harassed just because you're famous. But, right, Dean? It sounds like it's all coming at her a bit fast. And you've actually nailed it on the head. So the thing is, the reason she's so overwhelmed is because it's so fast.

It wasn't a gradual burn. It wasn't like, oh, slowly, oh, people recognising. No, it's been so intense. And everything she's saying is absolutely true. But the thing is, right, it really does come with it. I'm sorry. It just does. That's the point. And it's not

saying it's right, but it definitely comes with the territory. Unless you want it to be one of those, like, you know, Marshmello, the DJ that no one's ever known what he looks like. He could go down the street. No one has a bloody clue. The guy who DJs in the helmet. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember her? There was an artist called her. Originally, no one had ever seen her face. She ended up showing it because she wanted to. But so, like, it comes with it. I think it is invasive, but it definitely comes with it. But I don't know whether she needs to be ranting to her fans about it. I don't know.

I don't really love how she went about it. I kind of have to agree. It is a hard one, and obviously we can't comment because we have no idea what it would actually be like. But I think the part that will rub people the wrong way, not the harassment or the

stalkers or all the stuff that is so inappropriate, but like her fans coming up to her and wanting a photo or wanting to talk to her for 10 seconds. That is a part of it and a big reason why you're having so much success because these people

are listening to your art. Someone like Lady Gaga should get in her DMs and be like, hey, girl, look, I know what you're going through. I've been there. I did it. This is how you deal with it. This is the good bits.

This is the bad bits. This is what you should expect. But, yeah, interesting. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. He's the one who harasses stars on the red carpet, just like Chappell Road. And he gets paid for it.

He gets paid for it. He's very good at it, too. I get paid. Brianne Clint. The world's oldest living person has passed away. So I guess the world's previously oldest living person. Her name was Maria Brañas. She was a Spanish-American,

and she died in her sleep at the age of 117. 117. 117. God, you'd be just wanting to go at that point. Do you reckon? I would. It's all about quality of life, isn't it? And if you're still at a certain level of quality.

That's true. I can't comment. Yeah, we don't know. Maybe she was one of those, you know. Super healthies. That's true. I can't comment. Maybe she was one of those super healthies. You know when you see someone and they're 100 and they look like they're 70?

They're active, right? I find it in the way they walk. Yeah, the walk says a lot. Like Joe Biden. I reckon if he walked better people would have given him another chance. But he had that walk about him where they were like, oh, I don't know. Where it looks like

he was going to have a fall. Yeah, I guess. And this is not being ageist. These are incredible stats. She received the title of world's oldest person just last year when the previous oldest person died. She was a French nun who lived to 118.

Wow. And the title got handed down to Maria. Maria was born in San Francisco on the 4th of March, 1907. Were cars even invented then? No. What? Well, they weren't, they weren't, they weren't like widely available. I think they'd been invented.

Like there was still horse and cart around yes 100% it was a mix of both in San Francisco you were getting the tram or a horse was penicillin invented get this

she was 94 when 9-11 happened what the hell she was alive during World War 1 2 she can remember crossing the Atlantic Ocean

by boat during World War 1 that's how old can remember crossing the Atlantic Ocean by boat during World War I. That's how old she is. She would have been around when the Titanic sank. She was alive when the Titanic sunk. Yeah. And she wasn't a child. The Titanic sunk in 1912,

so she was five years old when the Titanic sunk. So she would have gone to the movie and gone. She's seen some stuff. She would have gone, I remember that. She goes, well, they didn't get that right. The boat wasn't that colour. She survived COVID. She got COVID at age 113.

Wow. And it still didn't kill her. Oh, good on her. Isn't it? That's amazing. Get this. Her family have tweeted something that she said just days before she passed away. She said, I don't know when, but very soon this long journey will come to an end.

Death will find me worn down from having lived so much, but I want to meet it with a smile, feeling free and satisfied. Yeah, she was ready to go. What an attitude, though. What a woman. What an amazing life story. What an incredible woman. Yeah, she was ready to go. What an attitude though. What a woman. What an amazing life story. What an incredible woman. Yeah.

Who's the oldest person to ever live? I don't know, but I know that they were in their 120s. I've looked at this before. Oldest person ever recorded. Yeah. How old did you say? From memory, I think it's 124. I think it was a Japanese person.

Janine Calment. Oh, no, it's a French person, isn't it? The longest documented and verified human lifespan is that of Janine Calment of France, a woman who lived to the age of 122 years and 164 days. Yeah. I don't even, like, you don't even think that's possible. Imagine your knees at that age. You wouldn't have any knees. You wouldn't even, like, you don't even think that's possible. Imagine your knees at that age.

You wouldn't have any knees. You wouldn't have any knees left. There'd be no cartilage left. There'd be nothing there. You would have worn it all down. We are going to, this afternoon, try and find the oldest person that we know. And by we, I mean you, me, and everybody listening.

Who's the oldest person you know? I have been thinking about this. Yeah, who is it? And I'll only say this because I know the person is out of the country at the moment. Yeah. I think it's my father-in-law. He's the oldest person you know? Yeah, and he's not even that old.

He just turned 70. But I think that's the oldest person I know. How is that the oldest person you know? I don't know. But I can't think of anybody older the oldest person I know. How is that the oldest person you know? I don't know. But I think that's, I can't think of anybody older than that that I know. My grandparents have all passed away. Yeah, same.

So I now look at my parents and my wife's parents and he's the oldest. You don't have any like older family friends? No. Well, if I do and I've forgotten them, I'm sorry. We have a family friend in our family who lived next door to us for many, many years. He might be the oldest person I know. I think he's 89. 89?

Yeah. 89? 89. Okay. That's pretty old. Still alive? Still alive. Definitely?

Yeah. Okay. I think. When did you last check? Well, I. Definitely? Yeah. Okay. I think. When did you last check? Well, I saw him last Christmas. Okay. Well, that counts. Claudia, who's the oldest person you know?

I'm lucky to still have one grandparent left. So my Nana. And I feel bad. I don't know exactly how old, but she's 92 for sure. 92? Whoa. She's either 92 or 94, but I'm pretty sure she's 92. I just had a great idea. When's Nana's birthday? Whoa. She's either 92 or 94, but I'm pretty sure she's 92. I just had a great idea.

When's Nana's birthday? January. Should we take her out on the pizzo? Like, really send it with Nana. We could do that. Whatever we do, don't surprise her. No, we won't surprise her. No, she's actually really sprightly. She walks faster than I do.

Oh, my God. I'm taking your Nana out. You're a daughter, though. That's fair. When's her birthday? January what? 20th. Oh, my God. I'm taking your nan out. You're a daughter though. When's her birthday? January what? 20th. Oh my god, I'm going to have a joint birthday with Claudia's nan. You and Rosemary on the town. And we'll get

strippers. Ella, you can't beat that, can you? No, I can't. My grandma, I think, is like 87. That's still pretty good. And she's very sprightly. That's very good. Rude but sprightly. Rude but sprightly. Rude but sprightly. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's a weird rumour going around

that Taylor Swift is coming to Auckland to perform at Eden Park at the beginning of 2025. I don't believe it. Shows by Taylor Swift at Eden Park in Auckland have been advertised online. They have dates laid down for two shows at Eden Park in February 2025. The information is on the website All Events,

which is not a website I've heard of before, but it is a website. And it also is on the website All Events, which is not a website I've heard of before, but it is a website. And it also is on Google. If you Google Taylor Swift Auckland shows, up until today, it has shown that there'll be two shows there on the February 27th and February 28th for Taylor Swift concerts.

This reeks of a scam. Doesn't it? Reeks of it. It reeks of one of. Doesn't it? Reeks of it. It reeks of one of those Viagogo type scams, which I feel like she's the wrong artist to do it with because Taylor Swift fans are so savvy about everything Taylor Swift, they would just go, well, this

is clearly bullshit. Yeah. Right? This is clearly not true. Frontier Touring have been contacted for comment and they have confirmed that this... It's not happening. She's not coming. I knew it.

She hasn't been here since 2018. She's likely never coming here again. And she's definitely not coming here in February 2025. How could we get her here? Like what could we do to get her into the country? We could kidnap Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Do you reckon that'd be enough?

Bring him here. I think you'd have to kidnap her. She'd be like, he was a nice boyfriend while he lasted. Onward the errors to her. I don't know. I feel like it would lure her in eventually. Kidnap a cat. Meredith.

Or both cats. Are both cats still alive? I'm pretty sure. She's always running at least three cats. She's got three cats. Yeah, she's got three. Yeah, Meredith, Benjamin and Olivia. Three cats is a great way to ensure that you always have at least two cats.

Running three cats. Yeah, you're always just cycling through. Okay, that's great. That's great. We could kidnap three cats, place one in Auckland, one in Wellington and one in Christchurch. And then we get shows across the country. Like a little scavenger hunt. Yeah.

That's a good idea little scavenger hunt. That's a good idea. And we're like, you can have your cat back once we get a show. I feel like she is so big now that to get Taylor Swift to New Zealand we would have to build like an 80,000 person stadium and it's just never going to happen. That's so wild to me.

Yeah. Like 80,000 person stadium. Well that's what she did in Australia. That's what the stadium is. Was that, well, I wonder, I'd love to, I might Google after this, what is the smallest stadium she's performed at on this Eris tour. That would be interesting to know. Because I feel like, I want to say it's 50. You reckon she's done a 50? I could be wrong, but I'll Google it. Eden Park have also commented,

because they really wanted the Eras Tour when it was in Australia. They really wanted one. They've commented and they've confirmed that it is not happening. But they're still very keen. They're still very keen. Fun fact, I don't know what the smallest stadium is on the Errors Tour. I'm still looking. But the biggest, Melbourne Cricket Ground, MCG.

Yep. Yep. Her and the Pope both performed the MCG. 100,000 people fit in there. Bree and Clint. Look, I don't make the best decisions sometimes. And on my recent holiday to Greece, I made a very, very bad decision to go out on the pizzo one night.

That's what you do on holiday, though. Yeah, it is. It is. But I didn't take into account that we were living and travelling on a boat. Yeah. And when I say a boat, I'm talking about a sailboat, not a huge super yacht with big stabilisers in the bottom. I'm talking like a sailboat that goes up on an angle when you're sailing

and you're going 10, 12 knots and it's rough. Like a sailboat, pretty rough when you are on the high seas. And this one night I went out, I had way too many cocktails because it was happy hour and they were six euro a pop. And I thought, that's a good deal. I'm going to have six or seven of those. Yeah. And I hit it hard.

And I'm not joking when I say the next day was probably one of the worst days of my life. Yeah. Like, I just regretted everything because I didn't get seasick the whole time apart from this day after I'd had a huge night out. And as soon as we got up and we started sailing, that was me gone. I've went straight back down to the back of the boat. Yeah.

The captains put down the little lip there so I could sit on the back corner and I threw up for five hours. Oh, yeah. Because we sailed for five hours that day and I could not move from that spot. I was so violently ill. Did you have electrolytes or anything on the boat? No. Could you rehydrate?

Five hours? Five hours? Five hours. You would have been a dusty husk by the time you got to your next destination. I was just the shell of a human. I just was in a world of pain. I feel hungover on boats normally. Like just being on a boat makes me feel hungover. So

to be hungover on a boat. Oh God, it's so bad. Yeah. I'm just remembering it now. What a shocking place to be hung over. I actually remember now I have done this. I was very, very hung over on the Inter-Islander Ferry one time. And Inter-Islander Ferry is about a three and a half hour crossing. It was a severe storm.

And it took us six hours to get across the Cook Strait. Oh, yeah. And so you can imagine how much was moving around. I can relate to that. I passed out. Like I was so violently ill from it that I passed out. There's nothing worse. Like nothing worse.

Like I just. But sailors drink so much. How do they deal with it? They probably got their sea legs. You get used to it. They're a different breed, eh? Moving and rocking around. I've got some friends who sail and the amount of rum

they consume. They are a different breed. They are. And from that day onward in the holiday, I learnt my lesson and I was a lot smarter. I still went out and still had some drinks and whatever but I was a lot smarter. I still went out and still had some drinks and whatever, but I was a lot smarter. And I had vodka lime sodas instead of

pina coladas that are creamy and full of sugar. They should have chucked a fishing line out behind the boat while you were spewing all that chum into the water. Imagine what they would have brought up. You know how awkward it is when you're on a boat with your entire partner's family and you're just chundering off the back of the boat? No, I don't know but I can imagine. Demoralising. It just really is. It made me think about times that people have gone out and had a huge night and then have had to front

up for something the next day. They weren't thinking about future them. Yeah. They got caught up in the moment. And whether that be, I mean, a wedding. Your wedding. Say, what if they were officiating a wedding, you know? Or they were going to a family event.

Or you were appearing in court. Yes. And that's the question I want to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. When did your night out come back to bite you because of something you had on the next day? Yeah. Like what did you have to do where you were so insanely hungover? Maybe it was a huge exam.

Bree and Clint. Made a bad life decision on my recent holiday. you were so insanely hung over. Maybe it was a huge exam. Bree and Clint. Made a bad life decision on my recent holiday. I was travelling around the islands of Greece on a small sailboat and one of the nights, me and the pals, we went out, got on the pizzos. Look, cocktails, it was happy hour. They were quite cheap. We had a few too many

And the next day we sailed for five hours And I proceeded to sit on the back of the boat And throw my guts up for the entire time Just you? How did everybody else fare? It was just me It's so unfair, eh? There was, like, in all fairness

The other people that had gone out Weren't feeling great either And there was a few people sitting on the back of the boat. But just me. You're the only one that went to Chunderville. Yeah. Well, I'm not a cocktails person. Like there's too much sugar in them.

Doesn't agree with me the next day. So I've learned my lesson. So I normally am a vodka lime soda gal. But. But when you're on holiday. Oh, it's holiday. Peter Kalata's mojitos. Why not? So we're asking, when did you have to back it up when you were on holiday. Oh, it's holiday. Peter Kalata's mojitos. Why not?

So we're asking, when did you have to back it up when you were not feeling okay? Someone said, my brother's birthday is a few days before my nana's birthday and wedding anniversary. My brother turned up to my nana's 70th birthday and 50th wedding anniversary, so hungover from his party that he spent the whole event sleeping in the spare room. Not ideal. Not ideal. Not ideal. And you've done it twice now. No, no, no.

It was a joint event. Oh, it was a joint event. It was a double whammy. So he missed Nana's 70th birthday slash 50th wedding anniversary. Oh, everyone would have been there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone. Someone else said, I had one of the biggest nights of my life

starting off at a vodka bar in Melbourne with somebody else paying and getting home at God knows what hour. But I was moving the next day and I forgot that the people were coming over to help me disassemble my furniture and pick me up to move all my stuff. That gives me actual trauma. You just pay them extra and you go, I'm not able to help. I'm sorry. I don't think they

expected you to help. Because you know me and you know how much I hate moving. There's not many things. I hate more. Exactly right. Marisa is here. Hi Marisa. Hi, Marisa. Hello. What did you have to back up on a big hangover?

A few years ago, I was moving to Australia. It was like a Friday night, and so I obviously had a few drinks. Okay. Okay. Go, Marisa. Yeah, and then the next day, I had to fly to Wellington and go to a family wedding. Oh, boo! Yeah, so it was like a 7 o'clock or 7 a.m. flight.

Barely made it. What time did you get in, Marisa? I think it was like 4. Oh, Marisa! And the flight was at 7. Yeah. You would have reeked at that wedding. You would have smelt so bad.

You'd be like, can everybody else start drinking, please, so that no one else can. I'd booked an emergency exit row, too, and I asked to move because I just wasn't up for that responsibility. When they asked Marisa, they're like, is everyone willing and able? And Marisa's like, not me. Not willing, not able.

You need to move me right now. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hi, guys. How are you doing? We're good.

When did you have to back it up, not feeling the best? I went to a huge festival, hadn't slept the night, and had a spontaneous invitation to go meet my partner's parents for the first time. Oh, that's not good. No, no, no. On the way back from the festival. Oh, that's...

So we hadn't rested or anything. On no sleep? No sleep at all. How many hours? It was quite a big night. I feel like you were being set up for like a disaster. Do you feel like that? Well, he couldn't get out of it.

His mum kept asking, so we had no choice and we just had to go. I reckon his mum knew. I reckon his mum knew. It was like a power move. She's like, oh, pounce. I'll get her just after the festival. We're still together, but she never has brought it up. How did it go?

Are you still together? Yeah, we're still together. We're going on 11 years now, so we've never come up again. Look at you go. You must have really pulled yourself together. Someone So, yeah. True love. Never come up again. Look at you go. You must have really pulled yourself together. Someone said, I'm a lawyer. I had one good day in court on the first day of a hearing. So, I went out and got blind drunk only to undo all of the good work the following day,

trying not to vomit in court and being wrung out by the judge. I am... Someone else said, so violently hungover and I was on a 15 hour bus ride in Thailand with one toilet for 60 people. Oh, that is not okay. Oh, no. That is not

okay. Oh, it would have been so hot, dude. Ange, you're the last one in this terrible binge drinking segment. Look, come on, guys. It's not what we're drinking. It's how so hot, dude. Ange, you're the last one in this terrible binge drinking segment. Come on, guys. It's not what we're drinking. It's how we're drinking. But Ange, what happened to you? Well, it wasn't actually me.

It was my brother. Okay. So my brother, both my brothers, my stepdad and my mum all went out to the pub because my mum and my stepdad were getting married the next day. Okay. And they went to the pub that I was working at. And so my brother and my stepdad were getting married the next day. Okay. And they went to the pub that I was working at. And so my brother and my stepdad got really, really drunk and then ended up having this huge punch-up in the pub

in front of all the people that I worked with. And then I got there first, and I managed to break them up before the bouncers got there. Yeah. But not only that, my oldest brother got really drunk and got into a fight with some random. Turns up at the wedding with stitches all in his face and all that sort of stuff.

And my brother and my stepdad thought they were sort of okay the next day, but not really. You know what I mean? So then the wedding just sort of turned into a bit of a shambles too. My God. He gets drunk, hits on the photographer. And you know whose fault this is, eh, Ange? You know whose fault this is?

The person behind the bloody bar serving them the drinks. You! Hey, this is not... You! You were filling them full of the liquor. I will not take the blame. You did this. Ange is like, you know what, you don't be hilarious.

I'll fill them all full of alcohol and then we'll see what happens. And then I'll just watch them go. Yeah. Pick each other off one by one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Kick each other off one by one. It's like the New Zealand hangover movie. Oh, it was just, it was quite funny though. I mean, like the dog woman ripped up my bridesmaid's

dress and oh, it was just a shambles. This could be literally turned into a movie. It was quite hilarious. Yeah, my uncle hitting on the photographer, which he's not really all that smooth. And your family sounds like a right good time. It does.

It does. Oh, yeah. Like, that shit crazy, but a lot of fun. Last one. My husband was so badly hungover for our own wedding that I'll forever laugh at our photos because you can just tell how badly he was struggling. We

planned and had our wedding within a month so the night before I said to him, why don't you just go out and have a stag do? So him and his mates did just that. All of them felt very sorry for themselves at the wedding but as they say the best way to get over a hangover is to start drinking again. It was

hilarious. I love how good their attitude is to start drinking again. It was hilarious. I love how good their attitude is about it. Totally. That's awesome. Anyway, everything in moderation, everybody. This might be the winner. Nowhere near as bad as the others, but I went to Costco super hungover. Oh, no. No way.

No way. Not on your life. No, I'm out. No. I wouldn't even go there with kids. That place is chaos when you're fully alert. Let's do a birthday banger. Do you want to know the number one song the day that you turn 16?

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. We do all the heavy lifting. We figure out what your birthday banger is and then we play our favourite one.

Nicole is going first. Kia ora Nicole. Welcome to the show. Hi Nicole. Kia ora. How you going? Good thanks. Whereabouts are you calling from? Christchurch. Oh lovely windy Christchurch by the sounds. Oh it's beautiful.

It's the best sunset. It's amazing right now. Oh, lovely. Very jealous. Okay, Nicole, tell us what your birthday is. 15, 16, 17. All right, that means you were 16 in 1986. And, Nicole, we've done the math.

Here's your birthday bag. How will I know? Trust me, let's. How will I know? Trust me, let's How will I know? Oh, it's a bit of Whitney Houston. Yeah, woman. Whitney Houston. Yeah, great song.

What a banger, Nicole. How will I know if he really loves me? It's not some of the super, like... It's not in the big five. No, it's not, but it's still a great song. Let's do Sarah's birthday banger. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hello. What have you been up to today? I'm in Christchurch as well, actually. Christchurch? Looking at the same sunset. I was going to say, how's the sunset? What colour? It's a nice bright orange.

Oh, cool. Okay, lovely. Well, tell us your birthday, Sarah. The 4th of April, 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on the 4th of April, 2013, this was at the top. I will never be royal. Royal.

It's a run in our blood. That kind of love's just ain't for us. Set her up for life. Lord's first het Royals from 2013. What do you reckon, Sarah? That's a tune. I'm happy with that. That's a tune, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's a Kiwi icon. You've got a good birthday banger to whip out at parties, you know? You've got a good one. Exactly. I'm happy with that one. All right, right there, Sarah and Christy. Let's go to Andy, who's going to do his daughter's birthday banger. Oh, their daughter's birthday banger.

Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Yeah, hey. She is sitting next to me, but she's a bit of a funny guy. Yeah, fair enough. Has your daughter recently turned 16, Andy? Back in March, yeah. Back in March.

Okay, cool. Well, this is the first year she's been able to do her birthday banger. What exact date are we talking? The 6th of March. 2008, that would be. So she was 16 this year. And on the 6th of March this year, this was at the top. Texas Hold'em, Beyonce.

Is she a fan, Andy? Like you said, it's not bad. It's not bad. It's a great Beyonce song. I like it. It's different. It's nice. It's unusual.

It got chewed up by TikTok. We don't play it anymore because it got played so much. But it is a great song. We can't take that away. I guess, based off those, that we'll be voting for Whitney Houston this afternoon. much, hey? But it is a great song. You can't take that away. I guess based off those, that we'll be voting for Whitney Houston this afternoon. I'm voting for Whitney.

Yes! Come on, Nicole! Nicole with the lovely sunset and Christchurch. Congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Thank you, guys. This one's for you, Nicole. Thanks for calling through.

Oh, this has made my week. Certainly the oldest song we've played in Birthday Banger for a while. It is. Oldie but a goodie. But the classics hold up, right? Always. Here you go. Whitney Houston from 86.

It's your Birthday Banger for Nicole on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger is Whitney Houston. No regrets over here. No regrets. R.I.P. Whitney. Makes me sad sometimes.

Have you watched the recent doco that came out about her life? No. Was it last year? I haven't watched the movie either. Yeah, I went to see the movie in cinemas. Yeah. It's real sad. Yeah. Like a lot of horrible

hard things happened to her in her life Oh yeah Doesn't just happen That kind of tragedy No No But yeah Fantastic movie though

Do recommend going to watch it Very insightful Next on the show Bang it Sorry Next on the show You're getting wrapped up In the music

I am. If you're interested in competing for $5,000 in our Braveface Prize Pack and being crowned New Zealand's greatest sleeper, we have some expert advice on the show for you. From the people at Auckland Sleep, they're going to tell you what good sleep is and how to get it. These people are going to be judging the competition, hooking you up to machines

and judging it so you want to know what these people have to say. The sleep experts at Auckland Sleep and we will talk to them next. Bree and Clint. We are on a quest to find New Zealand's greatest sleeper. It's called Bree and Clint's Sleep Championships with our friends at Braveface.

We're going to find someone who gets the best sleep over three hours during the day in a big arena with other people not the perfect sleep conditions but that's where it will test your sleep right yeah we wanted to make you know the olympics easier yeah for for the common person yeah you know so we thought what does everyone just do and that's sleep but sleep is not easy for everybody. So today from Auckland Sleep we have Sumit Samant. He's an ear, nose and throat surgeon and we're going to talk about what good sleep actually is. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. We want to measure this right. We want to use machines

to measure people's sleep. How can you tell if someone is actually asleep? What is the thing that we should be measuring during the sleep championships? The best way to figure that out is to look at stages of sleep. So the device that we'll be using, it's quite clever. It's a very simple medical grade device that just sits on your index finger. Okay. And it records things like different stages of sleep, how much you're moving, how you're breathing, what your heart rate is like. What are the different stages of sleep that you're talking about? So starting from wakefulness when we aren't asleep yet, we go through different stages of non-REM sleep where you gradually become from lighter sleep to more deep sleep and

then the deepest sleep where your body is resting it's healing it's recovering the immune system is being rejuvenated and then you come to REM sleep and it's a really active stage of sleep where you're thinking a lot you're making new nerve connections in the brain so you need a good proportion of each stage you've right to be complete sleep so do you think for fairness over this three hours for this competition that we're going to do we should be measuring anything that isn't wakefulness? Yes exactly we want to see people sleep yes and then how well they sleep so we're looking at both quantity and quality. That's so interesting but I feel like in a sleep championships because obviously there's a big prize on the line you need to count every type of sleep as sleep.

That would be the overarching criterion to decide who's the winner. Some real easy things for people who maybe don't have chronic sleep problems but want to get some better sleep out of this. Are there things that people should avoid eating or drinking later in the day that can affect their sleep or in the evening while they're watching Netflix? Absolutely. Alcohol is a big one. Is it? Yes. Everything in moderation is really important for sleep. So you read a lot of blog articles or, you know, talking about how no screen time before sleep. Yeah. Which is a super big thing for younger generations. That's right. The reality is you have to be moderate. You know, the best diet is not what is proven to be the best,

but what you can sustain. Totally. Same for sleep. The best sleep pattern or schedule is what you can sustain. Final question before you go. For anybody who's looking at entering the Brian Clint Sleep Championships and maybe winning this amazing prize, what would you suggest to someone who is coming for a sleep competition at nine in the morning?

How do you best prepare for that? I mean, this is potentially advice that I suppose we would give our shift workers, right? So you need to have a bit of sleep deficit. Right. So you need to potentially have been awake the night before for a degree. Don't sleep before the sleep championships. Yeah. Don't try to game the system too much.

If you're naturally good sleepers, like how you're an athlete coming for a championship, you'll do fine. Trust your ability. That's exactly right. It's very helpful. It's very interesting. If you want to know more information from these guys,

if you have sleeping problems, you should visit aucklandsleep. It's very interesting. If you want to know more information from these guys, if you have sleeping problems, you should visit aucklandsleep.co.nz. Thank you for helping monitor our athletes during the Sleep Championships. I'm very, very interested in the data you're going to get out of this. Thank you. It's good to be on board.

It'll be really interesting and cool, I think. We can't wait. If you're keen to register for it, you could win $5,000 and some amazing stuff from our friends at Braveface. Go and register for Bree and Clint's Sleep Championships now at ZM Online. Bree and Clint. Believe it or not, that's not the main thing on mine and Bree's mind at the moment.

It's actually our impending photo shoot in which we will be removing our clothes for a good cause, okay? For a good cause. Of course, yeah. We've decided that if we can raise $100,000 for the Cancer Society with the ANZ donation station next Friday, we'll release our cheeky, cheeky pics.

Pics. You know, the type of pics we're talking about. By those we mean, you know. They've often got cheeks in them, cheeky pics, don't they? They do. These will have a couple of cheeks. No, four cheeks to be exact. Are we putting our cheeks in the cheek?

This is what we need to decide. Which parts? Are you going top or bottoms? Oh. Like, they're tasteful, so. Do you mean top of the cheeks or bottom of the cheeks? Yeah, top of the cheek, bottom of the cheek. Oh.

Like, are you going. Bottom, do you reckon, Claude? Bottom is nicer than top? Do you reckon? Not in my bottom. I don't want to see the crack, though. No. Oh. Like, are you going... Bottom, do you reckon, Claude? Bottom is nicer than top? Do you reckon? It's the juicy bit. Not on my bottom. I don't want to see the crack, though. No.

No. The bottoms, you see a lot more. If I did the bottoms, and I can't speak for you, but if I did the bottoms, I'd have to scoop something up so that something else wasn't visible. Good point. You know? I think you're safe.

Yeah, well... Just put your legs close together. Oh, yeah, you can do it like that. Yeah. We are taking this quite seriously. We have booked a photo studio. We have booked a photographer. We're going to talk to a boudoir photographer

about how you take the best cheeky pics. When are these being taken? Because I'm going to get the most, like, violent spray tan you've ever seen. Monday. I'm going to get them to spray tan abs on me. Okay. Are you putting abs in it? Yeah. Okay. I don't know if they can do that. It's up to

us how much we reveal but you can be assured that if you make a donation. Our bodies, our choices. Yeah, our bodies, our choices. But your donation will release the pics. Our Ds and double Ds. Yeah. So, look, it's all for a good cause. If you have any tips for us on how to take a good cheeky photo.

There'd be people out there who know exactly. Can you text us on 9696? Can you let us know the secret to a good one? What are the hacks? Is it high angles? Is it soft lighting? Is it good lighting? What are the hacks? Is it soft lighting? Is it good lighting? What is the lighting? You know, what's the trick? You don't want

harsh lighting. No, you don't want like fluorescent lighting. No. You don't want office lighting. You want it to be as dark as possible, I think. Anyway, we're doing it and it's for a good cause. Free and Clint. And that's it. That's the end of the show. We're out of here. I think I'm going to go to A&E

You've been to A&E so many times in the last year Haven't you? Yeah I don't feel good Well you probably shouldn't drive Yeah well I think I will drive No you shouldn't drive Well okay I'm not going to A&E I'm just going home

Well you need to call your wife And tell her what's going on Yeah I walked into a pole today I've got a sore head So I'm going to get checked out Well, you need to call your wife and tell her what's going on. Yeah, I walked into a pole today. I've got a sore head, so I'm going to get checked out. It was, and before people text through, again, yes, it was at a certain club. I think you've got to say, yes, it was funny. And it was funny.

It wasn't at a club. It was on the street. I was perving at a car. A Honda Integra, to be exact. And I lost my Honda Integrity. Have a great night. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.