ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st August 2025

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

So, which bin does the concrete go in?  The Private Parts song.  Unfortunately, Bree might've had a fall.  We have a breath holding competition...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Zadam's Brie and Clint. Disco. Disco, Disco. What's going on, everybody? It's Bray and Clint. Happy Thursday, everyone. I thought there was Bunty Arfo out there for a second. I'm going to pretend like I know who that is.

From the Warriors. Who? Fonte Afwar. What does he play? Rugby League. You don't know where he played? I think he's a prop Ford. Oh yeah?

I don't know. God, we've lost every single other Ford on the Warriors this season. Oh God, I didn't mean to get us started. Including Jackson Ford after he copped a three-week band! Hey, does anyone want to come to the grand final with us? We've got our winners that we're taking. Thanks for the 50,000 likes. We appreciate it.

If you want to do the exact trip that Bree and I are doing, you can actually pay to do the whole thing. It's all organised through boystrip.com.n.zid. They can sort you flights. I saw they're doing flights from Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch. Your accommodation is sorted. We have a party on the Friday night. We go to Randwick race course on the Saturday. We go and do a boat cruise on the Sunday out to the stadium.

And then we go to the NRL grand final, regardless of who is playing at it. The amount of fun that they get into one of these trips is outrageous. I'm so excited for it. And fun trip, boys trips, not just for boys. No, it's for everyone. For everyone. So if you're keen, boystrip.com. NZ, thank you for looking after us over there, boys' trip.

We're looking forward to that so much. We've got two stabs at the Secret Sound today. Have you baked the cake that Soundkeeper Brooke asked for? I think people can wait till fall to see what's happened there. Because if you've got the cake, we get a clue. Yeah, lead detective Soundkeeper Brooke set me a side quest yesterday to bake this particular cake that's going to save her marriage, hopefully. Right.

And... I don't understand this weird character she's doing. I love it. You know, she's really... Is she's got a wife? Yeah, she's got a whole family. I don't get it. So in 2025, you can marry a woman if you're a woman?

What? I know. It's a crazy concept, but I think they might have passed it back in Nile, like, maybe 10, 15 years ago now. Not in my country. So anyway, 4 o'clock, we'll find out if we're getting that clue. Thanks to Bree and her baking and soundkeeper Brooke. First, let's do Trady versus Lady, though.

What a game we had yesterday. Who won? Oh, did I not update the score? Was I too excited about the game? The Ladies won yesterday. The Ladies won, which means it's 71 to the ladies, 63 to the Trades. Remember we asked for the smartest. Trady? That's right. We've got the dumbest.

So, come on, where is the smartest Trady today? 0,800 dials at him. Play Z-Eames, Brie and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go! The most prestigious

game show in the country other than the chase. And Taskmaster? And Taskmaster, obviously. Hotly contested every day right here at this time on our show. The tradies are currently on 63. The ladies on 71. Our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 29 and she's a ballet teacher. Welcome to the show, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello.

Do you love that movie centre stage? Yes, I do. It is a great movie, isn't it? Is it quite accurate in terms of the ballet? Yeah, I'd say so. It's pretty cutthroat. in that movie step up where Channing Tatum has to go to ballet school for a bit. Is that accurate? Yeah, I love that. Apparently the All Blacks and professional rugby players do ballet as part of their training.

Wow. I heard that the Canberra Raiders in the NRL are doing Pilates. What? Yep. Where will it stop? You're taking on our Trady today from Danny Burke. He's 42 and this is his tiebreaker game.

Oh, okay, welcome to the show. Karen. Hello, Karen. Good, how you going? Is it a model train that we just heard in the background, Karen? Oh, yeah, there's a trainer going on. Yeah, it's all happening here. Wow.

Does that mean you've won a game, lost a game, and this is the decider? Yeah, the last one was a down trail too, so my kids are listening in. Shout out to them. There's a bit of pressure on today. Oh, my God, your last chance to earn the respect of your children, Karen, no pressure. You know what it's like, you never get your respect to your kids, but if you can try and get a little bit of the time. You've got to get a little bit of cool points where you can.

Okay, I get it. Karen, your buzz is Trady. Jess, yours is lady. The first of three is going to win the game today. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What was the name of the first ever New Zealand Bachelor? Trady.

Yes, Karen. Is it Art Green? It sure is Art Green. Big fan. Big fan. Who isn't? I mean, he's good looking and has a good personality. He's got the double.

Question number two, one to the Trades. Project What is a reality TV show where aspiring fashion designers compete in challenges like, yes, Kieran. Is it Project Runway? It sure bloody is, Kieran. Karen, our Trady, is a reality TV show genius. Yeah, he loves it. Project Runway is correct.

Hey, Jess, you need this one to stay in the game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Hi, my name is my name. Karen, for the win. Him and him. Wow. Oh, he's got it.

What a swing. Redemption round is a down-trow in the opposite direction, Karen. Well done, mate. Thank you. Jess. I'm lucky, Jess. You okay, Jess? Yeah, I'm just, I was so nervous.

I just, like, stage fright. Yeah. Okay, well, try again. Exactly. Call back again. I feel like you'll be ready next time. Awesome, thanks, guys. Hey, anytime.

Karen came back from a down-trail, so can you, Jess. Yep. Yeah, that's right. Experience is key. It's aspiring, Kerely. We're going to burn this onto a CD and send it to you to play to your kids every day, okay? Congratulations.

Thank you. You're welcome, Karen. Trades get a much-needed win. They move to 64 against the ladies' 71. 50 bucks, thanks to KFC. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. A couple of my favorite things, Clint. I do love a good, catchy song.

Yes. And I love also if that song. song is educational. Oh, okay. And I'm about to play you a song that is both of these things. There's a teacher over in Africa that has gone viral online. And when I say viral, I'm talking 90-something million views. Wow. Okay. Yeah, proper viral. So you know it's catchy. You know it's catchy. So her name's Gilda Waterbora. She's a teacher at Roagate Primary. school in Nebibia and overnight she's become a TikTok sensation after she posted a video of herself where she's leading her students in a sing-along where she's teaching them this song

about their private parts. Oh, okay, great. Which is, um, it's got a good message. An important message. Yeah. And we're going to play it for you now. I'm my private parts, private parts, private parts. These are my private parts.

No one should touch them No one should squeeze them And if you touch my private pass Private pass Private pass And if you touch my private pass I would tell my mother I would tell my father

I would tell my teacher Yay I love it It's going to be that it's a hit It's such a great song It's such a good song The way they perform it as well is excellent there's so much passion in that song yeah and there's you know there's a bit of gusto

behind it it's such a great message i think she's doing great work i just i thought to help her maybe something we can do as a radio station we can take that and turn it into like a a remix house kind of put a beat behind it put a beat behind it yeah yeah yeah see how wide we can spread this message yeah yeah no one touch my private parts Private parts, private parts. No one does my private parts. Bring the beat in. I mean, it'll be better than that.

It'll be better than that. So this time tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to see what I can do. We're going to debut the Private Parts Remix. Yeah, Private Parts dubstep maybe. Oh, I like that. Yeah, yeah.

We'll see what we can come up with. Private Parts, the Remix. Stay tuned. You are my private parts, private parts, private parts. These are my private parts. should touch them no one should see them and if you touch my private bus

private bus and if you touch my private bus then I will tell my mother I will tell my father I will tell my teacher Bangorang It's good Very good

I hope that teacher gets very rich from this She should get a raise 100%. I've talked about on this show before how I'm not happy with the green bin situation in Auckland. I don't know how other places around the country work. Text through to 9669696. Is it included in your rates that you just get green bin services? And by green bin you mean green waste, right?

Green waste. Yeah, yeah. Because it might be a different colour, eh? Yeah, a lot of bins are green like they colour code the bins. But you're specifically talking about something. something for garden waste, right? Yes, exactly. Like, yeah, grass clippings or branches, whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, we have to book ours in and then pay for it every time. Yeah, because not everybody has green waste. So why should everyone pay for it? Yeah, that's a good point. Like, if you live in an apartment, why should you have to pay for green waste bins, you know? I'm sure that it all works out in the wash. In the wash.

I'm paying for stuff I don't have, you know? Like what? Look, I don't want to get into details. I'm sure there's something, surely. Like kids playgrounds, I'm not playing on them. You are so, I've seen you. Okay, that was one time, and I hurt myself. So I'm not playing on them.

You drink on them. I'm not playing on them anymore because I hurt myself. I only broke my arm. The reason I bring it up is there's a post that's going viral on this local council Facebook page over in Australia, I think it is. the Redland City Council Facebook page where they're publicly shaming someone who has been stuffing slabs of concrete

into their green pen. Oh, okay. And they've been found out. Uh-oh. Oh, oh. I don't, I won't name names, but a friend of ours, Matt Heath, who works for this company,

famously confessed to putting concrete in his recycling bin once. in the recycling question question and totally hypothetical you can put it in your red bin though I don't know if you can well where am I going to put it then I think concrete's your responsibility what do you mean

buried in the garden I'll put it in the red bin really I'll go on the record and say I put a little bit in there every time just like the Shawshank Redemption mate am I not allowed to do that Allegedly.

Allegedly. No, I'm going to tiny, tiny bit here and there, like your Andy Dewframe, shaking it out the leg of your trousers. That's what I mean. That's okay. Look, but you imagine if someone puts a slab of concrete in there and then the crane thing picks it up to tip it into the truck. Yeah.

That's not my problem. That's the thing. It's no one's problem, right? Out of sight, out of mind. Well, turns out, look, we are... Stop. Sorry. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Is it against the law? No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no. You asked the information about things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get this, this is where you need to live. Todanga has five bins in total. Five! Glass. For what? Compost, garden, rubbish and recycling. Oh, too much. No, but there's your garden bin.

That's a whole bloody job. That's a whole other day job just to sort out all your bins. Do they all go on the same day? Or is it every day of your week taken up by putting out a different bin? Wild! Which one do we not have? We don't have a glass. We don't have glass bins.

It's all in the one. It's all in the recycle, right? Yeah, yeah. You just put your cardboard, your paper, your glass, and your concrete all in the recycling bin. Yeah. Can someone text through if they know if you're allowed to put concrete in the red bin

and we'll move swiftly along, but I just need that information, hypothetically. Anyway, turns out on this Facebook post where they're shaming this person, they said that the fines can range from $220. Up to $18,000. $18,000. Depending on, I think, if you've done it before,

or how many times you've gotten caught. Oh, if you're a repeat concrete offender. I looked up what are the laws in New Zealand, and similar vibe. Fines can range between $100 to $400 for your first offense, and then I think they can get bigger and bigger. For specifically putting, what, concrete in your green waste bin? It says in New Zealand, the fine fine.

for putting the wrong items in your green bin. Oh, okay. So stuff that's not meant to go in your green bin. Stuff that's not meant to go in there. Yeah, right. Anyway. If it's green, it can go in, right? No.

Like, can I put bamboo in there? Over, I think also stuff that's over a certain length. Someone's texted and said, hey, do you guys know how to dispose of car batteries? Does it sound like we know how to dispose of a car battery? I put concrete in my bloody red bin. Do you reckon I know where car batteries go? No.

Absolutely not. Where do car batteries go? You take them to a refuse station. I actually do know that. You take them somewhere to be disposed of. Same with phone batteries, right? I think some places like Marshall batteries kind of places can deal with them for you. Yeah.

Do they still exist, martial batteries? I don't know. But where do you take any batteries? The battery on my Dyson died a while ago. What do I do with that? Well, yeah, all things batteries need to go to a special place. Somebody said you're not even allowed to put flax in our green bins. See, it's green.

It's green. What? I kind of put flax in there. It's green. Is flax green? Yeah. Mate, we're all doomed. The planet's doomed.

Listen to us. Most people are like us too, you know? I know there's the smart ones out there that all know all about the recycling and what goes where most of us are dummies. I'll say this. The planet's gone. I'll say this. I'll say this. I don't know what the rules are. Bring back plastic bags at this point because we're all doomed. I will say this. Put your flax in before your concrete because the concrete will help to squish down the flax. No, the concrete. And then you can get more concrete and flax into the green bin.

We establish the concrete goes in the red bin. We think. Oh yeah, yeah. All recycling. Then they'll reuse it. ZDM's Brinclin. There's a brand new season at Survivor, starting on TVNZ tonight. This time it's Survivor Australia versus the world. And we have a Kiwi champion competing on that show. She joins us on the show right now. Lisa Holmes.

There she is. Hello. Thank you very much. Our only representative from New Zealand, did you feel that pressure going into this season, Lisa? Yes, I certainly would have liked to have had a few more Kiwis out here. You know, New Zealanders. and Kiwis have, I know that doesn't make sense. New Zealanders and Australians have such a

historic relationship. I did think they could have made space for a few more of us, but oh well. Lisa, I know for a fact, one of your all-time favourite survivor players is Surrey. What was it like getting to meet her and let alone play the game with her? It was so incredible to play with Surrey. I can't even, I just can't, I just can't describe it to anyone. Whenever anyone ask me about it, I'm just like, imagine the person you, you know, like the most in the whole world and you know like we'd be it like a rock star or historical figure or whoever it is and then imagine they just like turned up at your place of work and we're just like cool we're just hanging for like the next while it's just hard to even conceptualize what it was like

honestly it'd be like me playing survivor with lady gaga right okay yeah like to give you context how would lady gaga go not well i imagine um she'd have a strong social game she would yeah it's just the heels on the sand is the thing that i worry about and the meat dress i think wouldn't be great. The flies that would come on the meat dress of Benishing. We're talking to Survivor New Zealand champion Lisa Holmes. You're going into this with your eyes open this time. You've done a full show before. You've won

a show. What have you done in preparation to get your body ready for another season of Survivor? Do you carboload? Do you hit the gym into strength training? What is it that you did to try and give yourself an edge? Well, what I did was I didn't have a heap of time to get ready

which was like a little bit of a difficulty. But anyway, what I did as soon as I found out, I just, you know, changed everything about my life in a super sense of a way, you know, just like, went to the gym every day, ate drastically differently, you know, did a lot of internal work. Went and lived in the bush for like a month. I've already done that. I didn't need to do that again.

That was the part I was least worried about. Yeah. The sort of, you know, fire, shelter, all that stuff. Right. I need to ask, it would be a mess if I didn't ask this. Look, you've won New Zealand Survivor. You're now on, you know, the. the world stage of Survivor, any thoughts of Lisa Holmes playing Celebrity Treasure Island?

Well, you know, never say never. Come on, we'd love to have you. I don't think I fit the definition of a celebrity really. I think you do. I'm just a random person from Christchurch who really like Survivor. I think the term's a bit Lucy Goosey anyway, but I think you do fit the bill. I think you fit it very well. If anything, I think you're overqualified and you would have an unfair advantage.

And I know someone who could put a word in, you know, with the right people, if you're keen. If you're open to it, yes or no? Well, I'd be down for pre-game alliances, certainly, yeah. My last question for you, Lisa, you will be on the last season of Australian Survivor with the iconic Jonathan La Paglia, JLP. What was he like to work with?

Just swoonworthy. I know. What are they thinking? Why are they got rid of him? He was, it was a big part of it. Like, everyone was excited to see him and to interact with him. I think he knew how much of a fan I was. So it was just super special.

He's an amazing, cool, just so much a part of it. Cannot rate JLP highly. Got it. If he's available now, there's someone you should get for Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah. I just even have on set,

not even to be on the show. Was he even better looking in real life, Lisa? Somehow, yes. I knew it. Great answer. I bloody knew it. Hey, we're so excited for this. We're so excited to see how you go.

You're our only Kiwi competing in this. So Lisa Holmes from Survivor, best of luck. We'll be watching. Thank you so much. You can watch that brand new season of Survivor. From tonight on TVNZ Plus. ZD.M's Bree and Clint podcast.

This is the tea. It's a while since we've seen KJ Upper on our screens, but he has confirmed he's about to use his natural Kiwi accent in a big Hollywood production for the very first time. Interesting, because obviously he was in, what is it? River Lake, Riverdale. Riverdale. That's the one. Riversard, mother. I was a big fan. Super successful show, Riverdale. So the world,

but he was using an American accent in that, right? So Americans in the world will know him as Archie on Riverdale with his American accent. He said he hasn't used his Kiwi accent on screen for 10 years since Shortland Street, actually. Yeah, right. I feel like... What do you mean since Shortland Street? He is a Kiwi, so his natural accent is Kiwi, right? Yes, correct.

Okay, just checking. Because I have seen him in interviews in the last couple of years where that thing is starting to happen where, you know, Kiwis or Australians, when they're in Hollywood too long, their accent starts to go. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Her some famous examples of it, five seconds of summer. Oh, yeah.

Remember they all started talking like this in their interviews? The Kid LaRoy? Yes, yeah, yeah. Well, not KJ, he still has his Kiwi accent. I feel like it's the final frontier to normalise hearing a fuck New Zealand accent in a movie. Tiger did good stuff when he played that tree in Guardians of the Galaxy. Yes, he did great work. Was it Guardians of Galaxy?

In Thor? Groot. No. He wasn't Groot. No, he was that big wood thing. Wasn't he called it? Like he was rocks, right? Right, corg?

Corg. He wasn't a tree, that's right. And I'm pretty sure he had a Kiwi accent in that Ryan Reynolds movie, Fall Guy. Oh, did he? Free guy. Free guy. I'm pretty sure he had his Kiwi accent in that too. Okay, well, Tyca's done a bit for us. We need more, though.

Would you like to hear KJ up his New Zealand accent in this film that he's done? It's called The Map That Leads to You. He's playing Jack, a young Kiwi traveler who's retracing his grandfather's travels through Europe. Okay, let's hear it. This is what it sounds like. So you've just been traveling My great-grandfather kept a journal I'm trying to go to every place that he wrote about

You just see what happens It kind of stresses me out Really? Mm-hmm Why? I just like to know what's next I know you think it's crazy What would happen if you didn't catch a flight home today?

Oh my God, I hate it so much I hate it so much I hate hearing our accent I hate hearing it You were gagging over there at it I love it I think it's hot. I think he sounds sexy.

I really like it. Producers, what do you think? I can't confront him. I feel you can't understand us. What happened? It's jarring to hear it on the big screen. I like it and I think we should campaign that Sam Neal redos all of his parts in Jurassic Park as a Kiwi accent.

That would be so funny. That's what he should do. He should go back and redo it. Russell Crow should have to redo Gladiator but with a Kiwi accent. accent. My name is Marcus, Eurelius. Azelius. And I'm from Timaru. I'm the father

to a murdered son husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next. My vengeance. We're allowed to say it about ourselves, guys. Come on. I like it. No one can understand us. No one can

understand us. I think KJ. Arpa sounds great. I can't wait to see it. lucky he's hot. The ZDM Podcast Network. We've just dropped a fresh clue for the secret sound. Brooke's gone, level with me. Did you really bake that cake? Are you going to tell her?

No, I'll never tell. I'm on your side. I tried to bake a cake. And it was a disaster. So I just went, oh, there she is. She's back. Yeah, you did a great job. I thought, I mean, it looks great.

It looked great. I did everything I could to save her relationship with Daphne. What, who is it, Define? Dinsel. DeFamwee, who was it? Anyway, anyway, great way. You know, and it's not my fault that it didn't work out. Guys, I don't know if I'm late to the party on this,

but recently I have started watching a show and I am entranced. Oh, okay. I've become obsessed. I really like this when you find a show late and there's like four or five seasons there waiting for you. Not only is there four or five seasons of this show that I'm talking about. I believe, I'm just looking up, I believe there is seven. Seven seasons.

And I've started from season one. I might be late to the party, but how good is Drive to Survive? Yeah, Drive to Survive's good, yeah. Have you started it from the start? From the start. You can jump in anywhere. Yeah, you can jump in anywhere. I think we've got a little bit of audio here of Drive to Survive.

This is a season like, no other. Unbelievable start from Hamilton. It's just insane. Oh, they've touched. Staffen is into the lead. Come on. Yeah, it's great. They bring it down because no spoilers.

I have started from season one. So I feel like we're currently in 2019. Yeah. The season of Formula One that's taking place, yeah, it's 2019. Lewis Hamilton's still at Mercedes with... Careful, I don't want any spoilers. He is currently still at Mercedes, yes. And he's with, he's with Bortas?

I haven't got up to that episode yet. Well, you don't know who he's driving with? No. Okay. I know zero. Is Daniel Ricardo in it? Yes. Okay, cool.

He was in some of the first episodes of season one. Yeah. And he was with Red Bull, but they do talk about how he then changes and moves over to Renault. Yeah. But that hasn't happened yet. He's the star. That hasn't happened.

Of those first four seasons, he's the star. Yeah. And my partner and I were so, we're so into it. And my partner goes to me, I didn't realize Daniel Ricardo was Australian. Oh, yeah. Like, we know nothing. We know zero. No, no, no.

You know what got us into it is because we happened to stumble on a show called Formula One Academy or F1 Academy Really good And it's about reality show About this new program that they're doing This is news to no one But that show has changed Formula One Like it is massively blown it up as a sport

Well they say that it's increased viewership By like 50% It's crazy And they're trying to do it for every sport now Which I still stand my ground on the fact that I don't love that Formula One isn't a real race. It's not a fair race. Well, it's not. It's not a fair race.

Okay, so you love Drive to Survive, but you don't love Formula One? At this stage. Yeah, fair enough. No, I'm not saying I don't like Formula One. I'm just saying... You don't have to like Formula One. It's not a fair race. Right.

You argue, tell me why it's a fair race. Because the team with the best car wins And the best driver No, not correct Okay Because, mate, you can have the best driver Yeah But if you don't have the best car

Or the most money to have the best car You might not win The best car and the best driver Not necessarily Okay You have to have the best car I think, for sure Yeah

But if you have like a driver That's like somewhere at the top Doesn't have to be the best They can win But do, okay, yeah So it's not a real race It's not a fair race It is a real race.

It's a stupid argument. It is a real race. It's a stupid argument. It is a real race. It's the pinnacle of motorsport. It's not a fair race. It is the ultimate of, of, of, it's the total tippity top of that sport. It is not a fair race. Full stop.

Okay. Well, we'll agree to disagree. Okay. Why are we arguing over this? What are we doing? But you know what I like about F1 Academy? It follows the journey of girls getting into F1 and they always, and they all race the exact same car.

Oh, yeah. So the best driver wins. Yeah, yeah. Because it's the, yeah. Like, what's the boat one? What's the boat? That's what they do. Do they?

All the same boats. They all have the same boat, yeah. So it's a fair race. Anyway, late to the party. That's like, the argument for fairness, I think is stupid because then you're like, what if you extend it to soccer? And you go, well, all the plans.

players have to be just as good as each other. You have to have the same, you have to have players with the same skill, but otherwise it's not fair because that team's better than the other team. They've got faster players. It doesn't make any sense, though, because they're human beings. No. Whereas you can actually control an actual machine and that they're all exactly the same,

whereas human beings, you can't control that. Fairness, shminess. Anyway, I thought I'd love to hear from people who you were late to the party on something, but you were like, late to the party, but how good is... Oh, okay, yeah, sure. Like my mum, for example, late to the party, but she was... She said, how good is friends? She just started with friends.

Last year. Oh, yeah. So very late to the party. Last year, my wife and I were late to the party, but how good's Outlander? I've heard it's good. We watched seven seasons of Outlander in 12 months. Right, so you were late to the party. Very late.

Late to the party. It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast I was late to Breaking Bad I managed to get on Were you? Yeah but I managed to get on before it finished Okay But I definitely watched the first like three seasons

On like DVD box set Yeah And then back to back And then I was on board with everyone else Yeah gotcha Because what was there five seasons? Not sure I think there was five

Yeah Of Breaking Bad But so good Once you're on board How good But yeah So I'm late to the party But I've finally

gotten on board to drive to survive. Very good. I was the same a couple of years ago with Sopranos and then made it my whole personality for about two years. Yeah. Late to the party. I'm going to buy a go-kart.

I'm going to start racing down at the track every weekend. That sounds like a smart idea. Yeah, I think so. Never too late. I think it's never too late to start. Not only could you be the only woman and F1, you could be the only... Oh no, Lewis Hamilton's a bit older than you.

Excuse you. I was going to say you could be... Excuse you. You, you're older than me. Yeah, I'm not trying to get into Formula One. Hey, if we, if you and I... I support you in your dream, by the way. I support you.

You're focusing on the wrong detail. If you and I went down to a racetrack... Oh, God. This is why you should do it, because you're too competitive. If you and I went to a race track, I would beat you. Quite possibly. Quite possibly. Flat out.

Are you scared to say that I wouldn't? Because you think that we then will have to go to the race track? can find out. I was not looking for this. Hey, is there any racetracks available where we go have a race? Claudia? Yeah, I'm going to email Hempton down, so they're just down the road. We'll see if we can

organise it. Anyway, Clint's hating this. Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi. Can you complete the sentence for us? I'm late to the party, but... I love Law & Auto SVU. Oh! Are they still making it?

Yes. They sure are Olivia Benson and the whole crew, am I right, Charlotte? Yes. God, you'd have about 45 seasons banked up to watch, wouldn't you, Charlotte? Oh, 24? Wow. I think there's nearly 30 seasons. Wow.

Hey, Charlotte, how hot's Olivia Benson? Oh, 10 out of 10. She is the best. Where do you watch Laura and Order SVU? Oh, Prime. Prime. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Okay, thanks, Charlotte. Thanks for putting us on to that. Lots of texts coming through on late to the parties. Someone said late to the party, but how good's gossip girl? I binged all of it in the past month. Wow. That's amazing. That is late to the party.

So you know who gossip girl is? We won't say in case anyone else is late to the party. Yeah, we don't want to, no spoilers. Yeah. Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. Go on, say it for us.

I'm late to the party, but shit's creek I discovered a week ago. Oh my God. So good. One of the greatest, most joyful television shows of all time, I think, Shits Creek. Yeah, I get it now. I understand. I was really late to the party on Shits Creek, too. I started watching that last year.

Same. And I was so excited when I did, because I was like, oh my God, this is so good. And I've got so many seasons to watch. Ew, David. Yeah, I understand that. And the fold and the cheese, I now understand. You write it off. You just write it off.

I'm so happy for you, Chelsea. That's one you can watch over and over again, too. It's awesome. We asked you, watch your late to the party. What about this one? Late to the party, but how good is Outrageous Fortune? Definitely best New Zealand produce show of all time. Have you watched Outrageous Fortune?

Have you done it? I don't think so. You should do it. Yeah. And you should do it from the start. I've watched bits and pieces. They just put all of it on YouTube. South Pacific Pictures just put the whole thing up on YouTube for the 20-year anniversary, I think.

Nice. So it's free. You can watch it for free. Yeah, I definitely need to watch it. Late to the party, but how good is Gilmore Girls? Oh. I just watched it this year. Oh my God.

I'm finished now and I miss them every day. You can rewatch it. Also, they did that reboot, didn't they? Didn't they do a new one? Oh, yeah, not as good. Yes, producer Ella, do you have one of these? Yeah, I talked about it while you're away, Bree, but I am late to the party. But how good is the Truman Show?

Very good. It's so familiar great. Yeah, yes you watched. Well, I had the same last week when I watched. Happy Gilmore. Made a big impact on you. I'm so excited to watch the second one. What was I going to say?

They should make a sequel to the Truman Show. That's what I've been saying. That's something I'd actually watch. Ella, this is for you. We're getting a lot of I'm late to the party, but how good is the rookie? I mean, it is fantastic. Season 7. Ella came in.

and goes, oh, I've got bad news. The rookies take it a turn. It has. It's gone to the dogs. It's gone slapstick. I want the bad thing. You know what that's called? You know what that's called?

I want crying. It's called jumping the shark. What is that? It's when a TV show tries too hard. Tries to do something new to keep people excited. It's gone too far. I'm late to the party, but how good is the handmaid's tail? Yeah.

It's a sore point in my house. Did that just finish? Forever? Just finish forever. Right. That was one I tried to get my wife into. I said, we should watch this show. I've heard great things.

And she said, no, I'm not keen on The Handmaid's Tale. And then she started watching it without me. And then she watched the entire thing without me. She just plowed her head and made it her show. I'm surprised your marriage got through that. I know. So now I won't watch it out of spite. I would have been gone.

Someone's just done all of Stranger Things. I binged four seasons in the last two weeks. Oh my God, did you leave your house? Stranger Things. The last season's just about to drop, isn't it? Yeah. And they're all like 30. All the kids are like, oh my God, should we play Dungeons and Dragons?

But they've got like a full beard. They've all got chest hair. Eleven's in like a push-up bra. Full mustaches. Oh my God, we're just some kids trying to solve a mystery. Yeah, me too. Eleven's got eight kids. She's a single mom that works four jobs.

If only we could stop the demigorgia. Yeah, if only we were adults. Drives a little minibus for all the kids. Hey, shout out to change your things. It's not too late. Could still be good. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Time for what's the plot.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can't. Brie and Clince What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where this time last week

Blackfern Ruby Toey filled in for you She felt all the pressure of defending the $650 prize total But she was also conflicted She's like maybe I want to throw this Maybe I want to give the money away to someone And I said you can But prepare to face the full wrath of Brie

She messaged me and said That she would never do that to me and she said that she will die trying to save this money and she knows how much it means to me. Once she understood that you've been working, working, working 14 weeks now to get up to today's price total. She took it very seriously. So that means Rachel will have a shot at $700 today.

Hi, Rachie. Hello, Rachel. Hey, guys. You're a big movie fan, Rach. I am, but I'm someone who's not very good at remembering names. That's okay, that's okay I have beaten Brie a couple of times before because I play every week in the car

and I would have beat Ruby Tilly last week Okay Interesting, Rachel What's your favourite movie? Oh, that's a hard one I'm such a boring like, you know, Titanic Oh, I love that movie That's not boring

It's one of the greatest movies of all time Last week's category that you said you would have done well and Rach was Kiwi films. I can tell you it's kind of that again this week. Not exactly, but kind of, okay? Today, the theme, because Taika Waititi has just celebrated his 50th birthday in Ibiza with 100 celebrities and 50,000 cigarettes, we're doing movies that are associated with Taika. Okay. Okay. Here we go, guys. I'll read out the plots. You buzz in with your name to have a guest. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Just go for it when you think You know what it is.

First to two wins. First movie. Three flatmates are just trying to get by and overcome life's obstacles. Like being immortals. Brie? Brie. Is it Thor Ragnarok? Thor Ragnarok.

Incorrect. Rache, free guess. Oh, I don't even know. I have no clue. Once I continue, I think you will both get it. So be hot on your buzzer. Are you passing in your free guess, Rach? Yeah, yeah, good done.

Like being immortals who must feast on humans. Brie. What they do in the shadows? What we do in the shadows, I'll accept it. Have you seen it, Rach? No, I haven't. We're werewolves, not swear wolves. It's very good.

Rache, I recommend. Very good. All right. Movie number two, Taika Associated. A lonely German boy Brie Brie Oh my gosh

Oh no I'm having a blank I'll have to give you a three Two The Nazi movie One That is the movie That is the movie

Rache I believe Brie now has it But she's been buzzed out So you're going to get one stab at this And I think Brie's going to steal it straight after that Go on Rache Yeah I don't know it I can't give you any more and I can only give you three, two, one.

A lonely German, Bree. Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit. Oh, she's too good. She's too good. Oh, Rach, to be honest, I was very, very lucky this week. I'm not going to lie. And you know what?

I really, really admire how honest you were. Rach, we cannot give you $700 cash. We can give her something. You 50 KFC chicken dollars as your consolation prize, though, for playing. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you so much. And I'd love to play you again, Rach, very worthy opponent. Thank you.

I will try again. Okay, good. Call back anytime. Thanks to KFC. Hot and Spicy is now available across the menu at KFC. Play ZDN's Bree and Clint. Bree, how long do you think you could hold your breath for? Oh, like at least 15 seconds.

15 seconds? Yeah, yeah. Is it the holding the breath or is it the not talking? bit this artist. I think the not talking part. A Croatian diver has just set a new world record for the longest time spent holding their breath underwater. No thanks.

I hate this. I hate free diving. I can't watch it. It gives me so much anxiety. So this is not free diving. This is just being underwater. He's done it in a... What, like at the hotel pool? No, like the local pools.

Really? Really? In Croatia. It's like a three meter deep diving pool. Okay. This This is, yeah, I can stomach this. The number is going to absolutely blow your mind, okay? The guy's name is Vitamir Marichich. I hope I'm saying that correct. He's Croatian. He has broken the world record by holding his breath for a total of 29 minutes and three seconds.

That's a whole episode of a TV show. Half an hour. He broke the previous world record by five minutes. And they say aliens don't exist. That's unreal. There were a hundred people there to watch him do this. They would have thought he was dead. Like at what point do you go, surely you've got scuba divers down there

and he has to give him a thumbs up every 30 seconds or something like that? Yeah, that's scary. That's so scary. Great opportunity for us to see who can hold their breath the longest. I haven't allowed half an hour for us. I think we'll be safe. I don't know if we're going to go near half. half an hour.

The issue with doing it on the radio is we have to make noise. Otherwise, our radio station crashes. So what I've arranged, Bree, is while we hold our breath, the people will get to listen to the Jordan Sparks classic No Air. It's a great song. Executive Time Keeper, Claudia, is here to keep score for us. Hi. Hello, Claude.

And we'll just see how long we go. Should we make it to the end of the Jordan Sparks song? Claudia, you're in charge of the show. Okay, yeah, I can do that. The Jordan Spark song is 4 minutes 20. If you pass out, do I keep timing or do I stop it then? I honestly don't think I'm going to last past 30 seconds. If we pass out, if we pass out, the idea is we start breathing, so you stop our time there.

I'll stop as soon as you pass out. Are you ready, Bree? I don't know. Should I stand up or sit down? I'm going to stand up. I'm going to take this quite seriously. But when you're ready, let's do it, yeah? Hold on.

I'm not ready yet. Okay, sorry, yeah. It's a breath-holding competition between Brie and Clint. Get that air on board. Okay, let's just do it. Three, two, one. Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air. If I should die before I wait

It's because you took my breath away Losing you was like living in our world with no air Oh I'm here alone didn't want to leave My heart will move It's incomplete But there was a way that I can make you understand But how do you want to be

Bree's out. Was that good? What was it? Forty-two. I'm out too. That was really quick. I mean, I called it. I knew. If I get over 30 seconds, I'll be happy. Okay, times. Claudia. So obviously, Brie finished first. Yeah. Brie came in at. 45 seconds.

I'm happy with that. Pretty good. I'm pretty happy. Yeah, I'm stoked. And the champ. And the champ, Clint, came in at 54 seconds. Yep. Did you want to hit the 60?

I was so close to a minute. I bet your wife have said that. We want to talk about absolutely stacking it. in public. Or as the French say, eating le shit. Eating le shit.

Yesterday on our walk to the car park from where it's like a block and a half away from where we work here at Zedem. You have to cross roads of traffic. Bree and I go there together after the show each night. And yesterday we were heading there with quite a bit of stuff.

You had like a box of groceries. You had a box of fresh produce. It was like a comedy sketch that we hadn't planned. If anyone has had a wonky box before. Excuse me? A wonky box? Is that why you fell over? Yeah.

It's very ironic, to be honest. A wonky box is where it's all like the misfits of, you know, produce and they put it into a box. It's huge. It's a big box, big cardboard box of fruit and veggies. It's all just loose fruit and veg. Breyer and I are crossing the main street in Auckland, Hobson Street.

Hobbson Street? I think it's Hobson Street. Is it a Hobson Street? Four lanes of traffic anyway. And yes, okay, we'll be honest. Oh, don't admit to that. We didn't use the pedestrian crossing. The light went red.

I'm so ashamed. I'm so ashamed. One way traffic, so we thought the light's red, we'll just weave through. Not a big deal. Not a big deal. You know, zip across. We do it from time to time. We got a bit nervous.

We got a little bit of a canter on. I get across the road. And then I hear, whop bang! And that very specific noise that a reusable drink bottle makes when it's empty and it's bouncing across the road, the ding the ding the ding ding ding ding ding ding and i turn around and brie is starfish face down on the street surrounded by apples and potatoes and carrots and a butternut squash holy hell i have not eaten shit like that in years that was brutal it was real dramatic eh it was real dramatic like fruit and veg just went flying across the street and at that very moment the light turned green and i have to step back out into these four lanes of traffic.

First of all, check on my friend and see if she was okay. And then, like, some kind of traffic warden, marshal the traffic, and be like, just wait. Just wait. We're just going to pick up the veggies. Just wait. I literally fell directly in front of this one car. And then you and I, it was the saddest scene. The light was green.

And then you and I are just there trying to pick up all of this produce from the actual gutter. We had no time to check if she was injured or not. we just went into survival mode and I'm like, this is all fresh groceries I'm like kicking tomatoes into the gutter just to get them out of the way so the cars can come up. It was

single-handedly the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me at least this year. Something just texted and said Bree Starfish on the road with her wonky box. What am I listening to? If you've just turned in yeah, that would sound weird.

It does, yeah. We're talking about stacking it. We're talking about eating in public. People saw you go ass over tit. And it's very relatable because I think everybody has done it. I did it at Eden Park that time after the All Black. Yeah, you've been drinking though. You had an excuse.

Yeah. I had no excuse last night. No, no. I hadn't had one drink. I had a chain link fence leaving Eden Park. Yeah, so that's, I mean, I feel like, yeah, you get away with that one. You know what I was? The only good thing I took from absolutely eating it last night.

in front of a heap of people is the fact that I fell and I fell hard. You saw it. Like it looked bad. Got up, not a scrape on me. It's a very good point because someone's just texted and said, did Bree stack it?

Or is she at the age where she had a fall? I don't think I am yet. Because if I was... You just fell? Yeah. You didn't have a fall. If I had a fall, I'd be hurt. If you had a fall, you'd have a day off work.

We'd say Bree's off today. because she's had a fall. She's had a fall. Not a scrape on me. My hip, I mean, it does hurt, but it's just from, like, it just always hurts. See, I'm of the opinion that you may have had a fall, but you don't want people to know that you're at have a fall age,

so you're here pushing through. You're like dose up on codeine, getting through. What do you want me to do to prove it? Look, look at it, look at this. Look, I'm good to go. Not a scratch on me. That's not a wonky box. Mate, this box is in tip-top condition.

The box is in full working order. We want to know where you stacked it. Where were you when you ate the proverbial in public and you went over and everybody saw? I said to you last night, I was like, I'm so glad you were here because you know what in this situation is so much worse is if you stack it like that and you're by yourself. Yeah. Because then no one's like laughing with you. And you're in the middle of the road gathering up your vegetables by yourself, just desperately trying to get. They're like, oh my God, that old woman's lost her groceries for the week. Dead is Franklin.

We're just reminiscing about yesterday crossing the road. Brie with a box full of fresh produce when she went over. Gone ass over biscuit. She's stacked it in front of peak hour traffic too in Auckland CBD. Not to mention, as soon as I hit the road, the light went green. And so I stopped traffic. I completely stopped the traffic. Yeah, yeah.

Yep, you were a hazard. It was incredibly embarrassing. Did you get secondhand embarrassment from me? No, I think I went into survival mode. And I was like, I've got to be the hero. I've got to help. I've got to sort this out somehow. That's nice.

We got through it together. You said to me afterwards, you were like, it looked pretty bad. It looked bad. It had the noise and everything. It's like when your palms slap cold concrete, you know, it's brutal. So we asked, when did you stack it? when did you eat it?

Someone texted in and said, I'm a police officer. I ran after a bunch of kids who had stolen and dumped a car. My boot got stuck in a mud patch and I ended up face planting into a grass verge. The worst part was

it's all on the Eagle helicopter footage. That's so good. That would have got emailed around. I love it. A hundred percent of what off. That would have gone around the station. Hey, Tony, come and have a look at this. Abby's here.

Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, how you going? We're good. Where'd you stack it? And who saw it, Abby? So my friend got married at Edinburgh Castle, and at the bottom of the concourse there's quite a high set of stairs.

Yeah. And I fell down in front of the whole busload of guests on the way to the reception. How many stairs do you reckon you went down, Ebby? Probably like 10. I don't know. It was quite impressive. On your bum or on your face? Fords.

Oh, I think I'd rather my bum. And I felt kind of bad because everybody's coming up to me at the reception. Like, you're the girl that fell down the stairs. Like, you're from New Zealand, blah, blah, blah, blah. You upsage the bride with your fall. You're the girl that broke her fall with her face. Renee's here. Hi, Renee.

Hi, Renee. Hi, her. How's it going? Good, thank you. When did you absolutely eat it, Renee? Oh, 10 years ago when the shame still burns, I was in Thailand on the way over to an island, like on the boat getting over there. I stopped at the island.

The waves were like coming in real fast to the tour guides were helping everyone off the boat. I thought I was too cool. so I jumped off on my own not waiting for help underestimated ended up landing quite deep falling over backwards at the same time the boat is coming in because the waves were quite big

so the tour guide has to grab me by my ankle and just yank me backwards up onto the beach By your ankle Yeah and my mate is just wetting herself watching the whole thing Like it's so good It still kills me

You're upside down soaking wet That's like an early full moon party in Thailand yeah yeah luckily everything stayed on I just love that the tour guide had to grab you by your ankle just like he's grabbed a fish out of the water yeah yeah yeah he's pulling out a live one and like look what I caught at my wedding we were walking back into the venue

after being away for the photos I didn't see the lip on the deck and tripped over in front of all of our guests no not when you're the bride that's yeah that's so so unfair because everyone's already looking at you yeah it could be anyone else at a wedding.

Yeah. Apart from the bride. Someone said I was at Tempin bowling with my partner and my three-year-old. It was absolutely packed. My three-year-old decided to take off down one of the lanes. And instinctively, I went after her, not thinking about how slippery it was. No. And when ass overhead straight onto my tailbone had to grab her and crawl back down the lane.

That happened three weeks ago and I'm still sore. Strike. Imagine that. You slide all the way into the pins. That would hurt bad. We were sitting in the car and my friend was running full tit towards us and she didn't see one of those concrete car park stopper bars on the ground. All of a sudden, she was just gone.

That's amazing. She hit the gravel hard. Where Jessica go? This was 25 years ago and we still give her shit about it today. So memorable. I love that. Shanaia is here. Hey, Shanaia. Hi, Shania.

It's Janaya. Sorry, Janaya. Where'd you eat it, Janaya? Um, at the gym on the treadmill. Oh, this is my worst nightmare. How did you manage that? I just got to the gym and I had my phone and my frank green drink bottle and my bag on and I stepped on the treadmill without realizing that someone had left it going. Oh.

And I completely fell down, flung off the back. Like, I would have been a meme in the staff room. I've seen this happen. That's horrible. We've got a video of my friend. Adam, we were drinking and we put the treadmill up to full speed and we challenged him to get on the treadmill at full speed so I know the sound that it makes.

Your feet go directly out from under you and your shoulders or head just hit the treadmill, Ayesha? With my knee and, yeah, the drink bottle, my phone flew backwards. I had to find that, yeah. And you still completed your workout, right? Yeah, I had to not let it defeat me. See, that's commitment tonight. I would have gone home.

I would have gone home. I would have never gone back to that. that gym, that'd be the end of my fitness journey. I think that'd be a... I look, I mean, I get up in the morning and go, oh, there's one drop of rain, probably won't go to the gym. Jenaia's like, got a broken leg and she's like... Oh, must do five sets of deadlifts.

Might finish my set. Someone said I was on a night out crossing the road, and a car stopped being a creep. So I went to flip the bird, and at the same time I stood in a pothole. Oh, God. Kill me now. The guy laughed and drove off.

That sucks. That really sucks. We're asking you when did you absolutely eat it? Oh, that's our treadmill text. Someone said I spectacularly stacked it while carrying a friend's IVF baby. Oh, what? I was at a three-year-old's birthday party

and I broke my ankle in front of every guest. It was exceptional. Oh my God. So you're pregnant with your friend's baby at a kid's birthday party and you broke your ankle. That is actual worst-case scenario. That is literally got everything. I don't think you're going to top it.

Well, Kea Kaha, New Zealand. That's made me feel better. Has it? Yeah, a little bit. God, if anyone at TVNZ has security footage just outside. No. On Hobson Street there, I'll pay really good money.

Imagine if they did. I'll pay really good money Sorry to keep bringing it up How you stacked it on a main road in front of traffic yesterday I ate bitumen And your groceries went flying Someone just texted and said How good would it be if the person who you carked it in front of

Had a dash cam on their car Can you imagine that footage? I don't I think it was a taxi I think it was a taxi van Was it? I didn't take no notice because I was so mortified. I think it was a white taxi van.

Oh, could have been a dash cam on there. It was that taxi company whose logo is red and yellow. It's got like a red and yellow checkerboard logo. That's what's in my mind. That's what I can see. I don't think we need to find them. If that taxi company is listening, like I said, I'm not expecting you to give us the footage for free. How much would you pay?

I'm open to negotiating. What is it worth to you? Ella, what sort of hits do you think that would do on our TikTok again? count. If we could get the footage of Brie eating a face full of bitumen and her groceries going flying with love. If we could get that footage, how many hits do you think that's worth to the Brie and Clint

Instagram page? More than the Aquapo videos. So millions. I would pay. Millions? Yes. Oh, that's going on the company card then. If we can access the footage, it's going on the company card. I would pay my own money. I would pay 100 bucks. Yeah, I'll chip in. Yeah, I'll put in a hundred bucks. Fortier said she would too. You guys are evil.

Listen to what you're saying. You would pay. You would all chip. It's the kind of slap-sick comedy you can't script, you know? And it's genuine, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a real genuine. I just imagine the people in traffic, they're like, holy shit, is that the woman off Taskmaster?

Absolutely eating shit on the road in front of me right now? She's doing it on TV and in real life. Here we go, birthday banger's number one song on your 16th birthday. Zach's up first. Cure to Zach. Good day, Zach. How are you, right? Thank you, mate.

All we need from you is your birthday. I'm 18 for September 92. All right, that means you were 16, Zach, in 2008. And on that day, this was number one. Lady Gagher's first hit. Arguably her best song. What do you reckon, Zach? No, it's shit

Okay To the point He's not here to mince words I wanted Zach to be a bit more honest You know about his feelings Tell us what you really think Amy's here to play Hi Amy

Hi Amy Hi What have you been doing today Amy I'm just working I'm actually just driving to Fongadei From Road to us Yeah See this is a decent drive

Wait is that your commute Yeah Oh no I'm just Yeah going away for the weekend. But yeah, it's a decent drive. I'll be cracking up listening to you guys. Well, glad we can help.

I'm glad my falling over is sending you, Amy. Thank you for that. What is your birthday, mate? 28th of May 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And on the 28th May 07, this was at the top. I love this Neo song. It's a Neo classic.

It's a great music video. Yeah. Okay, it's got the seal of approval from Amy on the way from Ruchirua to Fangare. One more for Charlie. Hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm great. What have you been? I was the first time I've got through. No. Would you say, Charlie? What would you call that?

What would you, yeah, what would you describe it as? Like, have you been listening for a while? Yeah, have you been a long-time listener? Yeah, so you'd be... I am a long-time listener, yeah. Go Charlie. She didn't even know that she was a long-time listener, first-time caller. We'll get it out of you, even if we've got to milk it from you.

Hey, Charlie, we're excited you're finally here. What is your birthday, mate? Well, I thought I was mixed it up a bit for you guys. Yeah. I'd say it's the 25th of February 19-703. Oh, it's a goody, Charlie. That means you were 16 in 1989. We've done our calculations, and this is your birthday bang.

Oh, sweet. Oh, it's a lot. You cannot be angry at that. Seriously, that brings back a lot of memories and, you know, I won't go into what. Some good ones, some bad ones, show. And some memories that aren't even there. Probably. I'm voting for it.

Me too. Charlie, I'm backing you in. Charlie, you're the winner of Burnley Banker today. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Okay, Frank. Weed as, here's the proclaimers on Zidim. Well, I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man who weeks I'm next to you.

ZDM's Breed and Clint podcast. Thousand hold on let your door God that song makes me want to start drinking Doesn't it? Doesn't it? It's just got that power about it. That vibe. That's Charlie's birthday banger.

She was born in 73. That was number 1 in 89 on her 16th birthday. I really enjoyed it. I feel like that song suited Charlie's energy to a tea. And that's when I really love birthday banger. Yeah, that's in the connection cement. because I would have been happy to go with Amy and Neo as well. Yeah, I liked Amy and Neo as well.

You're going to trust your gut with these things, right? The ZM Podcast Network. Justin Bieber and Go Baby on ZM with Fri and Clints. That's his song from his latest album, released a month ago. Yeah. A couple of months ago, something like that. The iconic line from that song is, of course,

these two lines That's my baby She's iconic iPhone keys Left glass on it Everyone sings it Just gets stuck in your brain Doesn't that

Yeah yeah It's a real earworm I thought we could Do our own versions Of that Because he's obviously Written it about his wife Haley Bieber

And he's picked out You know Certain factors about her And I thought Wouldn't it be fun If you know We all wrote one for each other.

These are the lengths Brie will go to to have someone write a song about her. I just want someone to compliment me for once. Is that so much stars? We're doing it as a four way

with our two producers, Ella and Claudia. And I feel like she came up with the idea. She's really excited about it. Whoever drew Brie out should go first. That's me then.

Because we drew names out of a hat to make it fair. Yeah, we've all got someone different. Okay, so as Claudia, I have Brie. Okay, do you, Claudia, you want to go Do you need to hear the timing or anything?

No, I think I've got it. You can know it. I'm a musical genius. I've got it. Okay. This is Justin Bieber's Go Baby, except it's Claudia doing it about Brie. Oh my God, I'm so excited. That's my babe, Bree. Your mum's iconic.

Your dad's a hearty. I see where you got it. Yay! It was very good. I like that. Holy shit. No notes. No notes.

Okay. Who got Claudia? I got Claudia. Oh, do you want to go next? I kind of regret mine now, though. When you're ready. I'm not good at timing. Here's Justin Bieber's My Baby, except it's Brie about Claudia.

That's my colleague, Claudia. She's chaotic. Where's a vest? Finds Carabina's erotic. Not a lesbian, though. You should have gone first Just to be clear Sorry, God

It was really nice And it wasn't even in tune or in time either That's my colleague Claudia That's my colleague Claudia She's chaotic So I'm your colleague and you're my bay Well I'm not going to say That's my hot friend Claudia

She's chaotic Too many syllables There was less syllables Okay That's my colleague She is Claudia That's my colleague from all Okay, just me and Ella.

Yeah, who wants to go next? I'll go. Do you hear my song about you, Ella? Maybe. Okay, Justin Bieber's baby, but it's Clint about Ella. That's my vegan. She's anemic. Child bride screams a lot.

And oh my days, she fosters kittens. It's cauliflower. Just eat it now, my vegan. I feel so much better about mine. Oh, wow, no, that was good. That was good. I hated that. Claudia, aren't you glad you got me now?

Yeah, I'm from quite grateful. I heard all of Ella's key points. How did it ride? How does it take you? Five seconds? It was pretty good, I thought. I put so much time into yours. Well, let's hear it then. Okay, oh, okay.

Yeah, true. You can't criticize until you've done it. Ella's could be the best. Here it is. Justin Bieber's. my baby except it's Ella about Clint. Oh, say his name it's Clintie Winty

Winty. Hates to say it but I'm his favorite and damn he's daddy two kids flying there's one thing this man cannot do which is listening That was pretty good That was actually quite a nice one

Say his name it's Clintie Winty Yeah, that made me feel sick. Oh, I just find that fun to call him that. I throw up in my mouth every time someone does it. I feel like he hates it. Ready? Blinty-Winty. Clintie.

That's my rap name. It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Two people have died in Italy from eating bad guacamole. Is this recently? This is over the weekend. It was served at a food festival in Sardinia. And guacamole was tainted with botulism. What's...

Botulism. So I've done a little bit of research. Botulism is like a bacterial, what do you call it, infestation that happens when the guacamole isn't stored or refrigerated properly. So it's kind of like, what's the other? Like salmonella. Salmonella. Yeah, that sort of thing.

Yeah, yeah. I don't want to get too science. I don't know, because I don't know. But yes, it's when it's improper food storage can cause this botulism. It's a bacteria. But it's just crazy. thing that you can die from bad avocado, bad guacamole. Remember I have said this to you that I and a friend of mine got food poisoning from old

guacamole once? No, I don't remember that. Yeah. Wow. And I remember because I was like, that's the only thing I've eaten. It has to be this. And I tried to tell my boss that I had gotten food poisoning from, and he didn't believe me. He goes, oh, you're drunk, you're hungover.

And I was like, I'm telling you, it's the only thing that I've eaten. So, as a service to the people I've put together a list of other foods you may not realize can kill you. Okay? And we'll start off with one that everyone knows thanks to the Simpsons, puffer fish. Is that actually true? It's true. A Japanese delicacy, but if not prepared by a licensed chef, the tetrodoxone, the tetrodotoxin in the organs of the fish are one of the deadliest poisons on earth. Why would you bother?

How good can the fish be that you risk eating one of the most toxic poisons on the planet? Just have a piece of snapper. Just get into the Terriky. Yeah. Like how good can it be? Have a piece of salmon. And second food that can kill you, cherry pits. What?

The little pits from cherries, little stones. What you mean? They contain a cyanogenic compound that can turn into cyanide when digested in your guts. This is a myth. Swallowing one whole cherry pit is usually fine But if you crush it or chew them They can become toxic in your stomach You'd have to eat a lot of them though

It doesn't say that you'd have to eat a lot of them It just says you'd have to crack it open And the inids of the pit have to get into your stomach These are foods that you may not be aware can kill you Nutmeg In small amounts Nutmeg is a spice But a few tablespoons can cause hallucinations

Seizures and even organ failure What the hell Nutmeg? Why do they sell it in such large quantities then? Yeah, we've got a whole stack of it. Yeah, exactly. What about when people were doing the cinnamon challenge? Imagine if they were doing the nutmeg challenge. You were telling me I've got enough nutmeg in my house to kill a man.

That's crazy. These are foods you may not be aware can kill you. Two more rhubarb leaves. I did know this one. I didn't know that. The stalk is edible, but the leaves contain olexic acid, which can cause breathing problems, seizures and kidney failure.

Crazy. Rubarb leaves. Buzzy. The last one? And the last one, green potatoes. Is that when they've gone off? Yeah, sprouted, or they've been exposed to too much light. They contain solanine, solanine.

They contain something which in high amounts can cause nausea, paralysis and even death. High amounts, though. I think you'll be right. eat a ton of it. They gross me out too much to eat them when they grow those arms and shit. Oh, same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes there is no choice. Sometimes your whole meal is based around the potatoes

and they're the last thing you've decided to cook. And you need to peel those things. And you just got to get the knife and dig out of that bit. Just dig out there bit. You know when the potato, like if you press it, it's kind of soft but it's manageable. Yeah, yeah. You're like, I'm going to mash it anyway. It's on the cusp.

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