ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st February 2023

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast where Ella is taking photos of Brie because Brie's back! I'm back, bitches! So good to be back. It was fun doing radio today. The biggest flaws. No, guys, stop.

No, stop it. Okay, that's enough. No, guys, stop it. Where have you been, bitch? What a banger. What a banger. I've been away. How long have I been away?

Two weeks. Two and a bit. Two and a bit. Too many. Too, too many, did you say? Yeah, Clint's been annoying us. I've been annoying you. You've been annoying me.

Okay, well, there's some beef that we need to figure out. I can't. I can't. God, I leave you guys for two weeks. I have to take Ella to the airport tomorrow and put her on a flight. What? I can't do it myself. You cannot.

Last time we took you to the airport, it was like herding fucking cats, Ella. When Brie and I took you to Australia, it was like we were taking our daughter. It was like unaccompanied minors. She left her passport on the wrong side of customs and just walked through. I think you know what we have to get her? One of those suitcases where she sits on it. And we roll her through the airport.

We wheel her through the airport. You know those kids that have leads? You need one of those. Guys, I was nervous. I'm way better now. I've actually made... A colouring in book for her on the plane. I'm bringing a book. A little packet of chips. Some'm way better now. I've actually made... We need a colouring in book for her on the plane. I'm reading a book. Little packet of chips.

Some hummus and carrots. Some dipper dunkaroos. Oh, nice. All right, fine. This sounds great. You should take up this offer. I am keen. Yeah, I kind of like this offer too.

I'm taking her into the bougie airline lounge tomorrow, actually. Is there alcohol? There is alcohol, yeah. Not for minors, though. No, you need an ID. We need to be able to reach the counter where the booze is stored, first of all. Are you done? Are you done?

No, no, no, no, no. You know, I've never taken full advantage of the bar at the Kodoo Club. It's because we're always flying to do work. I know. But this time we're flying for an O-Week, so surely. No, but... We're flying to do a radio show. Oh, yeah.

And then we've got to go on stage and host a party. All good. Remember that idea I came up with where I really wanted to give away KORU memberships, like, on our radio show, and then we give away, like, 15 of them, and then we all book a flight the cheapest flight doesn't matter where we're going and we all go to the koru club get pissed as farts and then get on the flight and then go to the koru club at the other end and then get back on a flight but it's

just literally a party it's a great idea the issue is it's the most expensive promo of all time because those memberships cost so much money. You know? Yeah. You could do a collab with Air New Zealand. Also, what I've learned is that with radio stunts, you're best to stay as far away from the airport as possible. Like, just everything about it.

There's never been one that has gone down well. Mate, Hamish and Andy took a whole cruise ship of people. Really? Not to an airport. Yeah, well, then they did a flight, didn't they? I don't know. A whole aeroplane. Okay, we'll keep brainstorming.

I like it. Yeah, I'm keen. I'm into it. Ella and I will kick it off tomorrow. I think it'd be so fun. Yeah. Can you imagine? So you don't pay for drinks because everyone's got their memberships.

Honestly, I think I'm allergic. Keen, no. Keen, no. Keen. Sounds good. I hope they have potatoes. Yeah, they do have potatoes. Yeah, they got potatoes.

Sick. Breakfast potatoes. I'm down. I have some kind of lentil shit for you to eat. You know what really annoys me? What? When they don't have the little Kranskis or they don't have the hash browns. If you've just joined us, we're now complaining about the things that they don't have in the VIP lounge at the airport. This podcast has taken a very unrelatable turn.

But, you know, we are where we are. So you're either coming with us on this journey or you're not. And if you are coming, Bree and I will be seated at the front of the plane with the extra leg room me and Ella will be right at the back mate

it's my one bougie thing that I treat myself to I'm gonna I'm gonna bloody live it up fair enough yeah you Leah

oh wait that is your one thing hey nice blazer by the way what this is old this is like four years old, guys.

Coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Enjoy the podcast. It needs to be dry cleaned. Oh, that's also boozy. I was going to say the most expensive of all the cleaning. It hasn't been dry cleaned since I've got it and it's four years old. It stinks.

Yeah, your assistant's been busy. Oh, shut up. G'day, everybody. Are we live on the radio, Claude? Are we live on the radio? Are we on? Claude, are we live on the radio? I mean, now you are. You know how I feel happened to me because I'm obviously, I've been away and I was staying in a hotel, Clint, and I went to check out this morning. And she's like, you know, there's $11 room charge on your room because I got a drink at the bar one night. And then she said, is the router still in your room? And I said.

You said, no, I'm checking out. I said, no, I'm leaving. I'm checking out. I said, no, I'm leaving. I'm leaving today. She said, the router that we lent you and she's obviously not from New Zealand and I double checked again and went, what? And I assumed she was talking about the router that they'd lent me for the Wi-Fi in my room

but it was a very awkward situation for me when I had to ask four times what she was talking about. Well, we have been telling people that you've been away filming Naked Attraction, so maybe the router she's referring to is the person that you appeared with on the show Naked Attraction. I mean, it does fit.

Maybe that's the router she's talking about. You know, Big Router. The Big Router. Is he in there? Yeah, she was like, no more guests in your room. That's an extra charge. Also, if you could clean up the language, please. Brie, it's

three o'clock. Jeez, come on. You're not on Naked Attraction now. I'm talking about the router. Hey, today on the show, another thousand dollars up for grabs thanks to Two Degrees with Brie and Clint's group chat. If you've got three friends that you think will answer the phone, four o'clock is when you can get in touch with us and play that game.

But we've got to get into tradie versus lady. The tradies have just pulled ahead for the first time this year. I believe it's 13 games tradies, 12 games ladies, Bree. Ooh, I love a close game. So we're still pretty much one for one. That's a one, back and forth. If you want to represent the ladies or the tradies, you can choose and you've just got to call us now on 0800

dials at M. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree's back and she needs a Tradie vs Lady update. I believe it's 12-3 to the tradies. I think they just went ahead for the first time yesterday. Okay, that's good.

I like a close game. It's been Matty's job to update the scores, and he wasn't here yesterday, so it kind of just... Oh, everything just falls by the wayside. I see. I've got enough on my plate, mate. I've got enough to do it. I can barely see the screen that we're meant to read off now, so how am I meant to keep up to move everything?

We're going to deal with that next week. Don't you worry about that. Let's meet our contestants. Our lady today is calling in from Christchurch. She's 22 and she's a teacher. How's she able to, I guess school's out, time to play. Welcome to the show, Abby. Hi.

G'day, Abby. How do you go with the schoolwork these days? Are you on top of it? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Are you on top of it? Yeah, I guess so, yeah. Do you mean how's she going to go with this test? Exactly. Yeah, are you ready to go back to school? I normally get everything right, so I mean, yeah.

Yes, Abby. That's what we want. We want to level up these scores, my friend. Okay, Abby, you're taking on our tradie, they're from Christchurch too. They're 17 years old and they work with a... Oh, I can't say that at all. They work with a guy moose.

What does that mean? A what? A guy named moose. Oh, you've written they work with a guy moose. See, that's not my eyes problem. That's a language problem. That's an Ella problem. Welcome to the show, Jonty.

G'day. G'day, Jonty. Mate, you're 17. Is Abby your teacher? She could be. Oh, no. Jonty's like, nah, bro. Dropped out. Let's do this thing. Jonty, your buzz is tradie. Abby, yours is lady. Whoever gets three answers correct first

wins 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Rihanna says, even though she's expecting her second baby soon, there is a chance she will drop a new album this year. Who is her famous rapper baby daddy? Lady. Yes, Abby.

A-set Rocky. Well done. Oh, she's on the board. Nice work. One to the teacher. Question number two. Whittaker's is releasing a new white chocolate and cookie-flavoured block soon. Name one of their other flavours in the Whittaker's is releasing a new white chocolate and cookie flavoured block soon. Name one of their other flavours in the Whittaker's range.

Yes, Abby. What? Gingerbread something. Gingerbread man. No. Cookies and cream. Oh, Abby. There were so many.

Abby, Abby, Abby, Abby, you would not accept that answer from your students, so we cannot accept that answer from you. Abby, you could have said the normal dairy milk. You've got to give it to Jonty. Jonty, do you want to have a guess? Milk chocolate. Yeah, okay, yeah. That is in their range.

It is. All right, we're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. I don't know what you heard about me. Trady. Ebby. Happy Sims.

Nice work. She's on the board again. That's two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Geordie Barrett has officially switched positions at the Hurricanes. He'll now play at second five, whatever that means. Name one of the Geordie's other brothers in the All Blacks. One of the Geordies?

Name one of the Geordies. Sorry, I haven't pre-read these. John T. Bowden Barrett. Bowden Barrett. Of course pre-read these. John T. Bone Barrett. Bone Barrett. Of course. Two to the Geordie's. Bone Barrett.

Here we go. We're all tied up, guys. This is for the win. Question number five. Harry Styles performed in Sydney last night. Name one of his songs. Lady. Evie Just.

Justin. Golden? Yep, that's it. She's got it. She. Abby Just. Justin. Golden? Yep, that's it. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. And just like that, we're all tied up again. Abby, you've won $50 cash thanks to KFC.

Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work, Abby. Killed it. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. There are some crazy fundraising efforts going down already for Cyclone victims.

The one on the New Zealand Herald for the Red Cross has already raised $5 million. And now there is a concert being pulled together with some superstars going down this Friday in Christchurch. Check out this line-up, Brie. Lorde. Wow. Neil Finn. Amazing. Marlon Williams, Tiki Tane, LAB, Supergroove.

They're just some of the names who will be performing on the Ototahi 4 Aotearoa Cyclone Relief concert. Isn't that incredible? Lorde is so good. She's obviously the biggest name on that bill. There's some amazing artists there, but she always jumps in and does that. She did the same thing for the aftermath of the Christchurch shootings,

didn't she? Yes, that's it's awesome to see, you know, when people from a country that's obviously going through something so bad, so horrific, just kind of band together and it's cool to see artists jumping on board to raise money. It's going down this Friday at the Christchurch Town Hall.

It's hosted by Mike McRoberts. And if you want details, you should Google it. Ototahi for Aotearoa is the name of the gig, raising money for victims of the cyclone. Brian Clint. Hey, this is a wild, wild cheating story. Well, I find it wild anyway. I feel like you will too.

An Anglican priest has resigned from his position after having an affair with a woman that he married a few months earlier. And when I say he married her, I mean he was the celebrant. He officiated the wedding between her and her husband. Now ex-husband. And now ex-husband because he then was like, oh, I want to get in on this marriage. He's like, I do.

I mean, you say it, not me. No, you say I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm leaving the names out of this because this story went down in Northland, in New Zealand. Really? This is not one of these weird, wild stories from the back blocks of England

that's been reported in the Daily Mirror. Uh-uh. This is a homegrown scandal, baby. In fairness to him, I have always heard becoming a celebrant is a good way to meet people. This is wild because he has been brought before the Anglican Church Tribunal. Because it's, I mean, it's bad practice. Is it frowned upon?

Well, he said he didn't know it was against the rules. He said he didn't realise, as an Anglican priest, that hooking up with the woman who you've just married off, he didn't realise that that was a no-no. Show me the verse in the Bible where it specifically states that this is not okay. Well, it's kind of implied with the whole sanctity of marriage, forever till death do you part thing. And he's like, well, you know, that's ambiguous.

I thought that was just guidelines. I thought that was a maybe, yeah. The tribunal noted that it was not a one-off incident. He didn't just get drunk on church wine one night and slip and fall. He'd been having an affair with the married woman for a while. She'd been married to her husband for less than six months. He probably met this woman at the wedding. Probably the first time they met was while he was marrying her to her husband.

Yeah, that's what I want to know. Is that where he met her and thought, oh yeah, I'm going to pursue her? He's like, damn, she looks good. She's like, I know, it's my wedding day. I've put in a lot of effort. This is literally as good as I've ever looked in my life. He's like, damn!

God, help me! Wait, let's just think about this for a second. Yeah. How does this play out? So he meets her. Let's just say he meets her at the wedding, right? He's married them. Yeah.

Does he slip into her DMs? Does he get her number from the call sheet from the wedding day? Like, how does it work? I don't know how the Anglican church works. I went to a Catholic school, so I don't know how their system works. But do they have confession? Like, do you think she went into the confessional and she was like, forgive me, Father, I am having second thoughts about my marriage. And he's like, you should hook up with me.

He's like, that's completely understandable. It's totally fine. Not a sin. It's totally fine. Not a sin. It's not a sin. Your penance, a seafood dinner and a candlelit walk on the beach with me. That is what you must do to repent. Yeah. We joke. It's not funny.

It's serious, isn't it? It is quite serious, isn't it? Because someone's got hurt, isn't it? It is quite serious, isn't it? Because someone's got a hurt, haven't they? I want to ask the question, who is the super surprising cheating story about? And by that, I mean, were you shocked to find out that your partner or someone you know cheated with this specific person? Because you've got to admit that finding out that your partner has cheated on you with a priest, with a priest.

That's pretty wild. I want stories of milkmen. Yeah, that's so cliche that you feel like it would never happen. That's what I mean. Has it ever happened? I want to debunk that theory, that old saying. Has anyone actually ever cheated with the milkman? I want a story of the dentist.

You know, I would find it weird if a romance had bloomed while the dentist was like fiddling around inside your husband's mouth. That he was like, oh. Yeah, he's like, that's a good looking molar. I know my molars and you got good ones.

You need three fillings. I'll give you a... Oh, hey, hey. Hey. Bree and Clint. This is wild. Can you imagine the town when they found this news out? Can you imagine the congregation at the church?

Because he's resigned. They've gone, no, no, no. Okay, right. No, you can't do that. Can you imagine the gossip within that church that would be going down? That would be the biggest news since, I mean. Since. Since.

Oh, the death of Christ. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the birth of Christ. Yeah. Big news. Passover. No, that's Jewish.

Let's get some callers on and ask the question, who were you really surprised to find they cheated with? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Who was it? What was it?

My ex-partner of 20 years. She ended up having an affair with my nephew, 25 years her junior. Get off the grass. No. She? No. No, seriously. How did you find out, Anonymous? Caught them. Not good.

Oh, no. Who were you more mad at, your nephew or your wife? Probably both. Yeah, but if you... Yeah. Yeah, true, I guess. The sad thing is, she used to change his nappy when he was a little kid. Oh, yeah. you... Yeah? Yeah, yeah, try, I guess. The sad thing is, she used to change his name to Nappy when he was a little kid. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Okay, now that's disgusting. She's off. That's disgusting. She's off. That's not right. Can I just put it out there?

Yeah. Her name happened this year. Her name happened this year. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We just lost Anonymous. We just... I think he was just saying her first name.

But let's move on swiftly. What about this one? This one is kind of, has the same kind of vein as the story you talked about of the priest from Northland. They said, my dad had an affair with the vicar's wife. Is that real? Well, I'm assuming. He is so arrogant that even after it was exposed

and ended, he carried on going to the same church. Dad's a bad room reader, eh? That's a bad room read. Someone said my ex was banging the postie. The ultimate, they've written, the ultimate cliche. Delivery. I've got a package for The ultimate, they've written, the ultimate cliche. Delivery. I've got a package for Emily. It's quite a large, no, I'm kidding.

Handle with care. I can't call you guys, but I slept with my uncle's wife, and I didn't realise until afterwards. How did you not realise? Maybe you've never met your, maybe you're not close with that side of your family and you just hooked up with someone at a bar and then down the track it turned out she was married to your uncle. You went to the

family reunion and you were like, wait a minute and then you were like, please don't be my cousin, please don't be my cousin You're my auntie, please don't be the blood auntie Please don't be the blood auntie Please don't be the blood auntie Have you seen the video of Pink doing the rounds

I think it's an old video But someone was interviewing her And they said to her What was your least favourite music video to make ever And she said the Lady Marmalade video With Christina Aguilera and Maya and Lil Kim. And Lil Kim and she said that video and the guy was like, oh, why? You know, why?

And she's like, oh, you know, just people will, just certain energies and certain people were quite difficult. And then she goes on to say, Maya and Kim were great. And then just moves on. Really? Yeah. That's shade. That is such a moment in time,

that like era. I actually forgot, this is real shady, I forgot that Pink was on that song. I think there were too many big egos on there and Pink was kind of just in there doing her thing. I forgot that she was on that song. And she was awesome on that song. And she was awesome on that song.

Missy Elliott was on that song too, if you remember. Oh my God, that's right. Was it for Moulin Rouge? It sure was. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, speaking of people coming to the country and playing music, Harry Styles is coming very soon. The videos of his Australian shows

look amazing. I'm so pumped. I've got my ticket. I'm going to hang out with all the young people. I'll be the oldest one there, but I don't care. Ella's going. She's going to literally explode when Harry comes on stage, aren't you, Ella?

Oh, yeah. I can't think about it. You're going to combust. Literally. Hey, Ella, would you say you're a massive, massive Harry Styles fan, aren't you? Yes. And how many concerts, how many tickets

have you got for his world tour? Literally, this is my first time seeing him. Did you never see 1D? No. No, I just didn't get concerts back as a kid. Yeah. So it's my first one. Yeah. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah. Yeah. Now's the time to see them. It's so much more. Yeah.

I went to that One Direction concert and I reckon I... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Pardon me? I went to the One Direction concert. Did you? How old were you? Wait, wait, wait. How old were you? Wait, wait, wait. How old were you? Probably like 26. I don't feel so bad going to the Harry Styles concert now.

I don't know if I'm still going to get attacked by Directioners for saying this 10 years on. It wasn't good, man. It wasn't, really? Really? When you go to, and maybe I don't get it, maybe I don't get it, but when you go to a boy band show, I expected a little bit of dancing. They didn't do any dance moves.

Did they not? I don't think that was them. No, I know. They kind of just walked around and did some singing. Man, they did a lot of talking. Like a lot of just like. I love that. See, Ella, Clint was spoiled because he was brought up in the Backstreet Boy era.

All right, I see. And the NSYNC era, you know. We got very spoiled. Bow, bow, bow now. Bow now, bow now. Wow, wow, wow. We were like, where are the puppet strings? Where is the robot dance moves?

So they went all out. Why aren't they in Outer Space? This is boring. Well, how much did you pay for tickets, Ella? Let's be honest. Like $200. Okay. Yeah.

I mean, it's not crazy, crazy expensive if he's your favourite artist of all time. It's actually not by modern standards. Yeah, not too bad. I found this TikTok of a woman who was talking about how much she has spent on Harry Styles concerts. And this, she's gone multiple, multiple times. And this is going to blow your mind on how much money she has spent on going to see Harry Styles. take a listen i went to 17 harry styles concerts over the past four months and i want to know how much money i spent because that's really not what i was thinking about while i was having the time of my life i actually couldn't care less now i care and i'm a little curious so i'm gonna add up some numbers right now um okay i wasn't expecting that i spent thirty thousand I spent $30,599 on Harry concert. $30,000. That makes me feel sick.

That's halfway to a house deposit. That's wild. And she didn't even know. There should be some sort of like loyalty system where if you go to 10 Harry Styles concerts, you get the 11th Harry Styles concert for free. You know who we should ask? She's going diamond gold elite, hoping that Harry will pull her out of the crowd, surely.

And obviously, I think that includes like flights, accommodation, surely it has to, you know, on top of the tickets and stuff. We should ask our resident Swifty Megan from social. Yeah. Because she did a similar thing where, I don't know what year it was,

but she was living in the States and she travelled around America and went to so many Taylor Swift concerts. I'd love to know how much she thinks she spent. Yeah, let's figure it out. And whether she thinks it's worth it. I want to know if that woman reckons that's $30,000 well spent. You know? Like, once you've seen it once, haven't you seen it?

That's how I feel. You know, and then you live with that amazing memory. But Harry Styles, I mean, he does strange things to people. He does. I've seen the way even my wife reacts when he comes on TV.

He just oozes've seen the way even my wife reacts when he comes on TV. He just oozes charisma. The way she talks about him and looks at him makes me want to wear a woman's blouse. Hey, we'll get you some pearls. You'll be well on your way. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Oh, it's good to be back because I've missed this. Birthday Banger, you call us, tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th, and this is where we play one of those songs out in full. Let's start with Ebony. Kia ora, Ebony. Hi, Ebony.

Hey, guys. How are you, Ebony? Oh, surviving. Surviving? Whereabouts in the country are you, Ebony? Oh, surviving. Surviving? Whereabouts in the country are you, mate? The dirty south, Invercargill. Oh, I haven't been to Invercargill for a while. Are you guys good down there?

It's currently a bit wet outside, so it's a bit better than the sunny days, but it's still Invercargill. Brie and I are coming dangerously close to you tomorrow. We're going to be in Dunedin. It's not bit better than the sunny days, but it's still in the car. Brie and I are coming dangerously close to you tomorrow. We're going to be in Dunedin. It's not even remotely close. It's closer than we are right now. It's closer than we are right now.

You might be able to smell us. True, actually. I got confused between how geography works. Ignore me and let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 6th of a March 1996. All right, Ebony, that means you were 16 in 2012.

And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this was number one. Invercargill is a two and a half hour drive from Dunedin. That's so far. Split the difference and I'll meet you in Belclutha.

How does that sound, Ebony? As long as you buy me coffee. Okay, yeah, sounds good. Invercargill, did you say, Ebony? I'm pretty close to you at the moment. I'm in Queenstown. Oh, that's all right. That's closer.

Wait there, you get re-smashed and let's do a birthday bangerstown. Oh, that's alright. That's closer. Wait there, you get re-smashed and let's do a birthday banger for Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. How are you doing? Whereabouts in the country are you, mate? I'm in Auckland. Oh, you're pretty close, Clint. I actually am dangerous. Maybe a bit closer than Invercargill. A little bit.

Man, what a fail. Abby, mate, what's your birthday? 15th of June, 1997. All right, Abby, you were 16 in 2013. And on that day in 2013, this had a number one hit. Lord and Tiddiscords. Oh, there's a classic. There's a classic. Oh, that is classic Lord right there who scores. Oh. That's kind of classic. That is a classic.

Oh, that is classic Lord right there, Abby. Can you believe that song is 10 years old? No, I can't. It feels like maybe a couple of years ago it was released or something. I know. And you still think of her as a 16-year-old as well a lot of the time, like this real successful kid. She's 26.

Yeah, because I think we're around the same age. True, because she was 16 when that came out. True, you would be the same age. Yeah, yeah. Wait, you're from Auckland. You could have went to school with her. I actually know some people who went to school with her, yeah. See?

Wild. Classic New Zealand day. Yeah. One more birthday banger for Vanessa. Kia ora, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi. How are you, mate?

How are you going? How's your day? Yeah, good, good. Just heading home now. Oh, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi. How are you, mate? How are you going? How's your day? Yeah, good, good. Just hitting home now. Oh, good. Well, let's get you home with your birthday, Banga. What's your birthday? The 15th of May, 1986.

All right. That means you were 16 in 2002. And I feel like it's going to be a ripper. Here it is. I'm a hazard to myself. Banga! Don't let me get beat. Feel like it's going to be a ripper. Here it is. Banger. Vanessa, Brie and I have just been talking about Pink. And how many bangers she has and how good that stadium show is going to be.

It's going to be epic. Don't let me get me from 2002. Do you like this as your birthday banger? Awesome. It's awesome, eh? Yeah. I'm jealous of your birthday banger? Awesome. It's awesome, eh? Yeah. I'm jealous of your birthday banger, Vanessa. That's like solid gold pink right there.

I vote pink. I vote pink. I vote Vanessa. I vote pink. Me too. Got to do it. We're doing it. Vanessa, congratulations.

You just won birthday banger. Woohoo. Thanks, guys. Brian Clements. You're on ZM. I don't support the team. I can't take direction and my socks are never clean. Teachers dated me. Bree and Clint.

ZM, Bree and Clint. Vintage Pink from 2002. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Vanessa. Ella hates it. She hates pink. It is a perfect pop song.

Nah, I'm over it. Really? Have you ever heard it before? I'm over it. Yeah, I've heard the song and I just thought Rhys Mastin, that song never gets played and we should have played that. No, I've heard the song, and I just thought, Rhys Mastin, that song never gets played,

and we should have played that. No, those are not the words that you said. You said, Rhys Mastin, Goodnight, is better than that pink song, and it's better than Lord Tennis Court. Well, no. Oh, you need to hand in your citizenship. Hand it in. No, I like Lord.

And that's why I said Ella gets the deciding vote in Birthday Banger. One. One and every four times. Literally always goes to Claudia. Or else we play Rhys Mastin and One Direction Perfect every time. This though, this. Banger. Grammy. Thank you.

Award winning. Yeah, give it a Grammy. Alright guys, are we doing this Grammy. Thank you. Grammy. Award winning. Yeah, give it a Grammy. All right, guys. Are we doing this here? Yeah. We do that these days, don't we? Yeah, we do. I'm excited for this because we talk about this quite a bit on the show because it's quite fun to do.

But things that give you the ick. But I found this list where this woman has written a list of really specific ics or as Clint would like to say here, let's see if I can get this right. Yeah, yeah, go on. Specifics. Yeah. Specifics. That's good.

That's good for you, mate. I reckon we've coined something there. Yeah. I'll pay that. We could turn this into a segment. So I thought we could go through the list and see if we agree or disagree. You know, I still stand by my theory about it. Yeah.

Do you remember what it is? No, what's the theory? Men don't get the ick. You don't reckon? No, and I'm right. Men don't get the ick. They think they might. They don't.

Men don't get the ick. We don't have it. What if you saw... We don't have the ability to get the ick. What if you saw the woman that you were dating pick her nose and eat it? I'd be like, oh, don't do that. But can I please still have a pash? Can we still cuddle?

I can look past it. Anyway, get into your specific icks. Let's see what they're like. Maybe some of these do resonate with me. Let's see. Some of them are men specific, so maybe you are onto something. The first one this woman has said is

anytime she sees a man using an umbrella. Oh. Men need to stay dry too. And she said, especially if the wind catches it and it turns inside out. What if it's like the umbrella that I've got, one of those little mini umbrellas? Oh, no.

Because I think a man with a fully sized umbrella, I feel like that's fine. That's like golf. That's like English. Yeah, but are you compensating for something? No, but you can use it as like a walking stick and things like that. Oh, no, like golf, that's like English. Yeah, but are you compensating for something? No, but you can use it as like a walking stick and things like that. Oh, no, don't do that. But I do understand a woman losing attraction to a man for using a blunt metro.

So metro of you. I think if I see anyone with an umbrella and it turns inside out, it doesn't matter what the gender is. Or chasing a beach umbrella down the beach that's going away and it's going in all different directions. Oh! Oh! And then they go to grab it, but the wind catches it again.

Moves the pole. And it keeps going. Oh, no. Have we uncovered umbrellas as the new thing? Yeah. I think just get rid of umbrellas. She said also this is something that's a specific... By the way, by the way, by the way,

I've always wanted to bring this up and I've never had the chance to do it. You know about this because I know you've got your arm stuck in it before. The company where we work has an umbrella bagging machine. So when you come inside on a wet day, you can stick your

umbrella into this machine and it will coat your umbrella in a very thin, very small plastic bag. Not good for the environment. Where was the need for that? Like what part of... I think it's something to do with Where was the meeting where they're like

You know what this building needs And they're like More toilets? Uh uh uh No Umbrella bagging machine Yeah how about they give us the tissues back Before they give us the umbrella bagging machine

Claudia? I use that stand Do you? Yeah Every time I keep the bags for later as well Because otherwise you're just, umbrellas just dripping all over the place. For dog poos. Okay, alright.

Well, I'm wrong. She's the problem. No, I'm wrong. Anyway, let's move on with more specifics. Yeah, this is a list this woman has written of specifics. She said that when men are waiting naked for the water to get warm before the shower. Poor naked vulnerable men.

This one is for everyone. If they eat spaghetti and have an orange ring around their mouth. I'm so paranoid about wiping around my mouth. I constantly wipe it. Do you think the same goes, because I think it maybe doesn't, do you think the same goes for the red wine ring around the lips? Or blood mouth. You know when you drink too much red wine and your teeth go red?

Oh, Christ, is that what blood mouth is? Okay, sweet. Oh, yeah. And it looks like you've been eating raw meat and your teeth are all red. That's not as icky as the spaghetti one, eh? It's not. Spaghetti is a silly food, I think. A silly food?

You've lost sexual credibility because one, you've had a spaghetti dinner and two, you can see the evidence on your mouth. I think that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Alright, let's rip through some of these. She says adults who order milkshakes at restaurants. Oh, this one's, yep, this is so good.

When they sneeze more than twice. My wife had a go at me for loud sneezing just yesterday. Oh, I hate it. I hate people who are just so aggressive with it. Yeah, yeah, I get it though. Yeah, okay. What about this one? Specifics when they have their windscreen wipers on faster than necessary.

Or they put the window wipers on instead of the indicator when you're in the car with them and it's real early in the relationship. You're like, oh my God, I'm going to have to wet your own car. Not good. Men who still wear ankle socks get a real pair of socks. Claudia's pointing at me. No, you guys transitioned me into full length socks this year. And I think your ankles look way better.

I think they look much more fitting for you. What about not having a Spotify premium account, but insisting that they should connect to the speaker. These are specifics. I reckon it's time to get some in. I reckon we get some more on with their specifics. Can I give you one last one? Yeah. She says, using a bath towel at the beach.

This text has just come through. Someone said a specific anyone wearing those glasses where the lenses go dark in the sun, they're called transitions, I believe. They always stay dark a while after you get inside and makes the person look real sus. They're a boomer. They're such a boomer.

Mate, you know what happened? I came home one year for Christmas and my brother and his girlfriend, they both wear glasses and they both were on this transitions buzz and I was like, oh, you both got transitions. They're very sporty.

They're very outdoorsy. I kind of get it. I'm not excusing it. These didn't look sporty. Some of these are incredibly specific. We're talking your very specific ick. Someone said, watching them get spun around in the barber chair gives me the ick. That's what we asked for.

We've got Fran on the phone. Kia ora, Fran. Hi, Fran. Hi. Hi. What is it for you? What's your specific ick? I feel bad because it's actually my husband Hi, friend. Hi. Hi. What is it for you? What's your specific? I feel bad because it's actually my husband that does it.

Yeah. He wears underwear with togs. I, look, look. No. I do this. I do do that. I don't know what the solution is because no men's togs have the little net undies in them anymore. So what are you just meant to freeball inside those board shorts?

Is that what we're supposed to do? Send more money and buy quality togs. No, but they don't exist. I can't find them. Are you sure? All the cool ones. You change your underwear afterwards as well. Leave the undies on and get dressed

because that's what he does too. Oh, no, I don't do that. No, no, no, no, not walking around with wet undies on after a swim. That's a UTI waiting to happen. Fran, you have to tell him, okay? If he's giving you the ick for your marriage sake, you need to tell him, okay?

He's probably listening right now. Okay, yeah, good. Tell him on the radio. Fran, also, let's just talk about did the guys change into a fresh pair of undies and then put their togs on? Because if you're getting in the same hot tub as me, I don't really want the jocks that you've been wearing all day in the hot tub.

He's definitely not changing. No, no manners. That's off. I'll level with you right now. No manners changing those undies. That's off. He's like, well, I'm not going to change them. I'm just going to go swim in them. I'll level with you right now. No manners changing those undies. That's off. He's like, well, I'm not going to change them. I'm just going to go swim in them.

They'll be dirty. Let's go to Ellie, who's got a very specific ick. What is it, Ellie? I can't deal with guys who wear scarves. Oh, no. Specifically, when they fold it in half and then do the, you know. Lose it through itself, yeah. Yeah, lube it through itself.

What if it's a former All Black who's doing some commentary from the sideline and he's at Orange Theory Stadium in Christchurch, it's the depths of winter and it's very cold. Can he get away with it? Maybe. Ellie, what if it's one of those scarves from 2012 that every man and his dog were wearing,

like an Arabian Nights scarf? Yeah, the Middle Eastern pattern scarf. They're horrible. I have been guilty of so many of these icks. It's really making me look at myself. I've seen pictures of you in those exact scarves. Ella's got a very specific ick to share with us. Ella, what is it? I really don't like gloves in general, but I saw a YouTube video, this vlogger Cody Coe,

and he was showing a vlog of him golfing and he was wearing gloves. You know how you wear a glove to golf? Yeah. I don't get it. That's an ick. It's hideous. Golf gloves. It hurts.

Yeah. But you need it for the traction. Oh, for goodness sake. No, you don't. So it makes your hand ouchy if you don't wear a glove when you go golfing. No, actually, I can't. Yeah, you get chafe on the hand. All right.

Thanks, Ella. Jordan's here. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. You got a very specific ick for us this afternoon? My ick? Yeah, men with man buns. Men with man buns.

Oh, you're not into the man bun? It's not 2012 anymore. No, you're not Russell Brand, eh? No, exactly. Get your scarf and your man bun and your waistcoat off. It's not. You can't do anything to make it look attractive in the sweater. You're not Matt Corby in Byron Bay in the mid-2010s.

I get it. I get it, Jordan. Yeah, okay, thank you very much. These are flooding in. Fedoras are a specific for some people. Oh, yeah. I mean, some people can pull them off, but not many. Toe rings?

Who's still wearing a toe ring? I rocked a toe ring for a while. Yeah, you'd be a toe ring person. I rocked an anklet for a while. Is that a nick be a toe ring person. I rocked an anklet for a while. Is that a nick? Did you wear a belly chain? Were you a belly chain person? Nah, never had a belly chain.

What about the chains that go from the nose to your belly button and they go all around your body? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can hook them up to the nipple ones if you're real adventurous too. Yeah, yeah. Man, we were bogan, eh? What do you mean were? Bree and Clint.

Hey, Clint, I think I need to bring something to people's attention because I need, I think we need to delve into this and really investigate. And this needs to be a group decision from people listening and the producers. Yeah. Because I saw something that disturbed me a little bit last night on Instagram. Oh, no, not this. No, not this. I told you this in a vulnerable moment.

No, no, I noticed it by myself, actually. No, you did not. I specifically pointed this out to you because I thought we had a trust thing going on. No, it was definitely just I kind of was observing and I was watching your Instagram story actually and you were on there and you were talking about your adult Invisalign that you're going through at the moment. Correct, it's just called Invisalign but yeah, correct. Oh, sorry. So you were talking about the adult Invisalign and

you know, how you're going through your next moulds and you keep changing them to help move your teeth. And there was a sound that I heard during the Instagram story and I'm not too sure what this... You did not hear the sound. I heard the sound when I was uploading the video and it's hashtag SponCon, so I had to get somebody to approve this video first.

And when I sent it away to get it approved, I didn't even hear this noise. I didn't hear the noise when I was recording the video. I didn't hear the noise when I sent it off. The only time I heard it was when I was uploading it. And I don't know where the noise came from. I think you heard it when you were unloading

it because you take a listen to this piece of audio and you you see if you can hear this particular sound in Clint's Instagram story I'll show you the weird box thing that I put in my mouth which is going to show It's so much better When it's isolated Hey Claude if you're listening Can you just isolate the sound please

And boost it for us if you can No Do that for us Claude That'd be great No I actually believe That it's an old man noise clawed, that'd be great. No. I actually believe that it's an old man noise that I opened because in the video Called a fart. No, no, no. I've opened my

mouth and I think it's like some noise that's come out from deep inside me, out my mouth. It was deep inside you and then it was released. Let's just play it one more time. You tell me that you haven't accidentally in your SponCon did a fart. He's

going on this and it will guide you through the whole thing. I'll show you the weird box thing that I put in my mouth which is going to show you a whole new side of me. It sounds very sinister, doesn't it? The evidence is very compelling. I know.

I'm like OJ Simpson here. And I know we like to have a few laughs on this show and stitch people up. This is not a stitch up. That is on Clint's Instagram story right now. Go watch it. Hashtag sponsored. I'm so glad that that Instagram video expires in like 30 minutes.

No! In 30 minutes, that video is gone. Well, people listening to this are going to be able to go and have a listen to that, Clint. Just wanted to bring that to people's attention. Text us to 9696. Was that a fart or not? Thanks, Bree.

Hey, great to have you back, mate. I missed you on the show. It's good to have you back. Bree and Clint. You're a Bachelor fan, eh, Bree? You get down with a Bachelorette? Mate, we've missed you on this show. It's good to be back. You're a Bachelor fan, eh, Brie? You get down with The Bachelorette? Oh, you're more of a Bachelorette than a Bachelor fan, right? I come and go.

Yeah. You liked it when that hot chick from the Honey Badger season was on it, eh? Yeah, Brooke Blurton. That was a good season. Brooke Blurton. Man, Brooke Blurton is a hard name to say, eh? Brooke Blurton. Brooke Blurton. Man, Brooke Blurton is a hard name to say, eh? Brooke Blurton. Brooke Blurton.

You have to kind of blurt it out. Anyway, how many versions of The Bachelor have we had? Obviously Bachelor, vanilla version. Yeah. Bachelorette, vanilla version. Then we've had double bachelors. Double bachelors. We've had a triple bachelor recently. Have we had bi-bachelorette?

Yes, that's Brooke Blurton. That was the Brooke Blurton season, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, Bi-Bachelorette? Yes, that's Brooke Burton. The Brooke Burton season, wasn't it? Yeah, Bi-Bachelorette. Well, there's Bi-Bachelorette. Bi-Bachelorette Brooke Burton. Say that. Bi-Bachelorette Brooke Burton. Breaks hearts.

Damn it, we ran out of Bs. There's a new one. The Bachelor producer, his name's Mike Fleece. He's announced on Twitter that there's a new version coming. It's called The Golden Bachelor. What do you reckon a golden bachelor is? A golden bachelor. Has it got something to do with Austin Powers, gold member?

No, nothing to do with Austin Powers, gold member. And it's not like a highly decorated Bachelor, like a Bachelor who's had like three successful seasons. I mean, if they were successful, he'd still be with the girls. It's not that. I know what it is. Yeah. The Bachelor is a millionaire.

Oh, that's a great guess. But no. No, that was Joe Average. Remember that show? Yes, I do. Where he pretended he was Povo, but he was actually like a multi-millionaire. God, that's a throwback. No, the Golden Bachelor will see senior citizens compete to find love.

Stop. I'm so on board for this. How cute is that? Oh, my God. I'm already obsessed. So he's an old bachelor dating old bachelorettes. I guess they could also call it the widower, couldn't they? Oh.

Well, we don't know. He might have just been single his whole life. But a lot of the time at that age, it's people who have been married and their partner has passed on and they're looking to find love in their later years. But, yeah, the widower is a bit of a dark title. We'll scratch that one. Not the best name.

Doesn't hook me in. I am so keen for this. I will be tuning in. Yeah. That sounds adorable. Yeah. The ad says, The producers of The Bachelor are looking for active

and outgoing single men and women in their golden years for a new exciting dating show. What I'm looking forward to is the cocktail parties when the old birds get absolutely sluzz-o'd on gin and they just start ripping shreds off each other. You think 20-something-year-old girls looking to find love are wild? You wait to see some women who have been around the traps a little bit and they've got nothing to lose.

They're going to go hell for leather on this show. They start ramming each other with their walker frames. No, you back off. These are new tennis balls. You back up. It's time to play, guys. Just the tip. Wait, I wasn't ready for it.

I wasn't ready for it. Wait, that's not the game. This is a game we're inventing on the fly. Yeah. You can call it that. You't ready for it. Wait, that's not the name of the game? This is a game we're inventing on the fly. Yeah. You can call it that. Alright guys, it's time to play Just The Tip. Here's how it works. A game

a lot of people play when they're out on a Saturday night. Exactly. But this one's a little bit different. Here's how it works. A waitress in Melbourne has been given a very grateful, a very grateful, sorry, can we start this again? No, this game show cannot stop. Obviously, I have not prepped.

She's been given a very big tip, right? But I'm not going to tell you how big. Was generous the word you were looking for? Yes, it was. She was giving a very generous tip? Yes, I was looking for a G word. Brie's been flustered by just the tip. I don't think I'm the right host for this show. She's been totally rocked by just the tip. I'm being really, really rattled. Turns out all it takes, just the tip. This is quite a big one.

Okay, here's how we're going to play. It's a big tip. It is. It's a big tip. I'm going to play you the audio of this woman talking about it and kind of how it happened. And then you guys are going to guess how big the tip was. Have we got audio of her receiving the tip? We do.

It's recorded audio of the woman from Melbourne. Here she is. Gorgeous, Jane. Good hit at me. Here it comes. I made them say the number out loud because I thought, what if I have just gotten too excited and I've stupidly read an extra zero or something like that?

She came up to me crying. She was just like, is this real? Like, was it a mistake? What do I do? I am just extremely grateful to know that they thought that much of my service. That sounds like a bloody big tip to me. It does sound like a big tip. I'll give you a few details. Yeah, sounds like it's got multiple zeros.

Yeah, well, I'm not going to give you any more clues, but here's one clue. The bill of the actual amount of food and drink that the person paid for was around $500. Oh, decent, yeah. Okay, and it was at a fairly nice, trendy restaurant. So, all right, it's time to play Just the Tip. Clint, let's start with you. I think our Melbourne waitress has received a tip of $1,000. All right, Clint, locking in $1,000. What about producer Claude? Claudia, welcome to Just the Tip.

Oh, thank you. It's so nice to be here. You're now complicit in this Broadcasting Standards complaint because you're participating. How much? What's your guess? I'm going to double it and say $2,000. Oh, that's an

extremely big tip. That's a massive tip. Ella, welcome to Just the Tip. Thank you. What's your guess? I think the tip is huge and it's $4,000. Don't be stupid, Ella. Don't be silly. They don't exist.

You always take it too far. Come on. All right. Well, it's time to find out how much the Melbourne waitress received with her generous tip. The amount she received was a whopping $10,000. What? That's huge.

That's a huge tip. That's the biggest tip I've ever heard of. At that size, I'd be happy with just the tip. Too big, too big. That's above average if I ever did hear about it. That's well above average, yeah, yeah. Oh, I've got to play this game more often. That was invigorating.

That was a fun game. I mean, if we still have our jobs to play this game more often. That was invigorating. That was a fun game. I mean, if we still have our jobs after playing this game. Yeah. Remains to be seen. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. New music from SZA and Lizzo. I was about to say SZA and Lizzo.

SZA and Lizzo. It's called Special. I love that song. It's good, eh? I love it. Yeah, it's got a great voice. It's so good. I love Lizzo's music because it's so uplifting.

I've been listening to a lot of Lizzo the last couple of weeks. Yeah. Hey, quick question because I have been away for a couple of weeks. Yeah. I've left and since I've come back, Madeline McCann, there's this story going on about this woman that is claiming she's Madeline McCann. Haven't seen it.

You haven't seen it? Yeah, haven't seen it. Oh, my God. Let me fill you in. Let me fill you in. Wait, before you do, is this real news or did you get this off TikTok? Well, it is off TikTok, but it's everywhere. It's on all the actual news websites as well.

I haven't seen it on any of the actual news websites. You haven't? Oh, my God. So let me fill you in. There's this woman. I believe she's in Poland, and she's claiming that she truly believes she's Madeleine McCann. So here are the details. She has no memory of her childhood, really, like from, I think, from seven years up.

So from before that, she doesn't really remember much. There's no photos of her mum pregnant with her. She's asked her mum a bunch of times, where's the photos of you pregnant with me? Her mum always brushes it off. Her teacher said she only turned up to school from like five years onwards. She has the mark in her eye like Madeleine McCann did. There's a young photo of her when she was like six or seven that looks very similar to the last photo of Madeeline mccann

like but obviously a little bit older anyway apparently madeline mccann's parents are getting a dna test you have to get a dna test yeah um that is that sounds i'm so skeptical of these things so i'd like yeah i'm so skeptical of them one because she could she could genuinely believe that and it not be her yeah totally in the age of tiktok how horrific if somebody is doing this for like kudos i don't know i don't want to be too cynical imagine if it is her imagine if it's her i mean it is a massive story and like who knows really what's genuine and what's not but apparently Madeleine McCann would be 19 right now. Yeah.

And this woman is 21. But then she says she doesn't even know if that's her real age because her childhood was so blurry and she doesn't really know anything about it. So they're getting a DNA test. Crazy. Crazy. Yeah. It's wild.

All right. We've got to get out of here. Bree and I will be live from Dunedin tomorrow. We're going to O-Week. What degree have you signed up for? Basic math. Yeah, I'm just there for the vibes, to be honest. I'm just going to sort of feel it out.

You, what's your degree? Oh, I can't say that. Were you going to say gynecology? No, I wasn't. Neither. Were you going to say gynecology? No, I wasn't. Neither. I'll tell you off air. See you tomorrow when we're live from Dunedin. Bye, everyone.

Bye, guys.