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Episode Date: February 21, 2025Fridayoke - Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar (Super Bowl version). Our anonymous caller that's saying 'I love you' next week. This kid stole a real life penguin. Bree wants a shoulder ride. ...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh my god
It's Friday
Make some noise for the original
Selim's Bree and Clint
Good afternoon everybody, it is a pleasure to be with you for another Friday afternoon on the Bree and Clint show
Oh it's Friday vibes for sure, we are on, it's a massive show
We're going to give away a trip to Thailand, how epic is that?
All thanks to Neon and the new season of White Lotus streaming now.
We've got a massive Friday Oki on the show.
A never seen, never done before Super Bowl performance from you and I, mate.
I don't think I've been so nervous about my Friday Oki playing out in a long, long time.
Yeah, and I don't think
it's for the reasons
we're normally nervous.
No.
No.
Today at five o'clock
we'll do Kendrick Lamar's
Not Like Us.
They not like us.
They not like us.
They not like us.
So get your complaints
in early
on 9696.
They not like us.
You think the bank
will let you disrespect pop?
We're going to do our best,
okay?
That's what we're going to do.
But first, we're going to get into a round of tradie versus lady.
If you're keen to play along with us, the ladies are taking a lead in this.
We need two on 0800-DIAL-ZM right now.
A lady and a tradie, 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We'll play next.
Bree and Clint.
Time for tradie versus lady.
It's tradie vs. Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Clint,
because I am broadcasting out of the Christchurch studios today
because I'm going electric av.
Is the score 12 to the ladies, 10 to the tradies?
It's 100% correct.
Oh, she's good.
She's good.
Representing the ladies today from Hamilton is a 25-year-old courier driver.
Welcome to the show, Jules.
G'day, Jules.
Hello.
How often, how much of the show do you usually listen to because you're in the van so often?
Oh, most of it during the day, besides when I hop in and hop out for the thing.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that, Jules.
You're taking on our tradie today,
who's calling from the Garden City Christchurch.
They're 18 and they love butter chicken.
Welcome to the show, Xavier.
G'day, Xavier.
Mate, have you ever had a butter chicken kebab?
Yes, I have.
Oh, yummy.
Isn't that the best? Where do you get a butter chicken kebab? Yes, I have. Oh, yummy. Isn't that the best?
Where do you get a butter chicken kebab from?
I make them myself.
He makes them himself.
Yeah, I just get a naan bread and just put it inside of it.
Oh, right.
You make the kebab with your own in there.
And then you wrap it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you put any rice in there?
Or you have it with cheese pizza.
Oh, what?
Xavier is a genius.
This man really does love butter chicken.
Xavier, your buzzer is tradie.
Jules, your lady and the first person to give us three correct answers wins the game.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What milestone did US TV show Saturday Night Live recently celebrate?
Tradie? Stone did US TV show Saturday Night Live recently celebrate? Lady?
Yes, Jules.
Lady?
Oh, yeah, we said Jules.
Yeah, Jules, did you want to have a guess?
30 years?
No, not 30 years.
Oh, it was a good guess, though.
Good guess.
Xavier, you want to guess?
I don't know.
Nah.
It's a tricky one, that one.
50 year anniversary was the answer we were looking for.
No points there.
Question number two.
Dermatology is the medical speciality of what organ?
Lady?
Yes, Jules.
Go with your gut.
Go with your gut.
Coming to me now, skin?
Skin's correct.
Yes, skin, your biggest organ of your body.
Nice work.
One to the ladies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Ladies.
Jules.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande is correct.
Nice work, Jules.
You're away and flying.
Xavier, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number four.
What major event is happening in Hagley Park in Christchurch today and tomorrow?
Jules for the win.
The electric cabinet.
She's got it stolen right out of the Christchurch boys' hands.
You've done it, Jules.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Jules, I'm stoked for you to get the win.
Thank you.
Xavier, I'm most gutted for you because I know how much
Butter Chicken $50 cash would have purchased.
It's a lot of Butter Chicken.
But we will get you $50 KFC Chicken as a backup prize
because there's chicken in that.
So how's that sound?
Oh, that's good.
There you go.
And Xavier, you can put Butter Chicken sauce on KFC Chicken
and it's elite.
Yeah, that sounds yum.
Yeah, me.
Yeah.
Thanks, guys.
Here's a question for you, Clint.
You've got kids.
I do.
Have they ever ruined anything?
Do you mean like furniture or clothing or?
I mean anything.
Yeah, kids do that.
The mood.
The vibe.
There'll be people out there listening going, yeah, my body.
Yeah, there's a lot of things that my kids ruined.
This next story is one of those stories to a T
where a woman has gotten angry at her sister.
So it's two sisters.
They've both got kids.
So one of the sisters has a 10-year-old,
and she got him a PlayStation for Christmas.
Okay.
That he'd been wanting for a long, long time.
She got her own kid a PlayStation?
Yes.
She bought her own kid a PlayStation, and it's his pride and joy,
and he loves it a lot.
Very lucky kid.
So the other sister has a four-year-old.
And the sister with the four-year-old was visiting the other sister, right?
And they were sitting there like having morning tea, conversing,
and she wasn't watching her four-year-old.
And apparently at some point the four-year-old has grabbed some deli ham
and has put it in the CD player of the PlayStation.
And has closed it.
I love it.
I love it.
I mean, it's genius.
I'm imagining, you know how some of the ham you can get is circular?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it would have been that, eh?
And CD size as well.
Yeah, it's a perfect fit.
I see where the kid was going with it.
A bit floppy, but.
Yeah, true.
But I think apparently it actually took it into the machine
and then now the machine isn't working properly.
Oh, really?
He didn't get to play some kind of like butcher's game or something like that?
Yeah, what game would that be?
Something like Pig on the Run or something.
Yeah, it'd be Pig in the City.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, 2.0 or something.
Anyway, now there's a fight between the sisters
where the older sister has said,
you need to buy my son a new PlayStation.
Your kid ruined it.
Yeah.
And she said, the other sister said,
no, I'm not buying your kid a new PlayStation.
And so now they're not talking to each other.
Which you can say to your sister.
You can tell your sister to stuff off.
Which, what do you think?
What are your thoughts on that?
Should the younger sister...
If we went to someone's house and my kid destroyed their PlayStation,
I would be buying them a new PlayStation.
You've got to buy them a new one.
And just because it's your sister doesn't mean you can just get away with it.
She probably should be buying the new PlayStation, I think.
Do you take the ham PlayStation into EB Games, though,
and explain what happened and be like, hey?
My four-year-old put a piece of ham in there.
The PlayStation's not working.
And they go, oh, do you know what's wrong with it?
No idea.
Yeah, you have a moment where you have to decide whether you tell them it's full of ham or you don't know what's wrong with it? No idea. Yeah, you have a moment where you have to decide whether you tell them it's full of ham
or you don't know what's wrong with it.
You know how some people try and get their iPhone repaired
on insurance and they're like, this is clearly water damaged.
And you're like, oh my God, I had no idea.
No, it's not.
They're like, sir, there's ham inside this PlayStation.
You go, oh my God, I had no idea.
It must have come that way from the factory.
Sir, there's a full club sandwich in this PlayStation.
There's a three-layer club sandwich in here.
So who stuck their meat in this PlayStation?
We've all done it.
I thought we could ask this afternoon,
was it you as a kid that ruined something?
Or was it your kid that ruined something and how expensive was it?
We told that story a couple of weeks ago about the kid who went on the museum trip and stole an ancient Egyptian artifact.
Yes.
Didn't break it.
No.
But did steal it.
Yeah.
So, I mean, I don't know what's worse.
No, breaking it's worse.
Breaking it's probably worse.
At least you can show some responsibility by not breaking it.
You don't get a criminal conviction for breaking it.
No, because it's an accident.
It's an accident.
Unless it wasn't.
Yeah, you do have to go to one of the Prime Minister's boot camps if you steal it.
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Maybe it's your current child or it was you as a child
or maybe it was a sibling when you were younger.
What did they break and how expensive was it?
And is it as funny as sticking ham in the CD slot of a PlayStation?
It's pretty good.
Bree and Clint.
Right now we're talking about stuff that you might have ruined as a kid
or your now current children have ruined after this story about these two sisters
where they both have kids.
One has an older son who's got a PlayStation
and the other one has a younger son who put ham into that PlayStation.
Which is a great story.
And these texts and calls are all so much worse than ham in a PlayStation.
Our first caller wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
What did you kind of ruin as a kid?
It wasn't me, but growing up,
my sister's friend went to the Antarctic Centre in Christchurch.
Okay.
And they stole a little blue penguin by putting it down their pants
and the mum found it in the
bathtub after they'd driven two hours home.
A real penguin?
A live penguin, yep.
Anonymous. I have heard
this story
for years. I've heard it
on and off for years and it's one of those stories
that seems so crazy that it just
I feel like it couldn't be true.
Are you telling me that's a real story?
It's a real story.
The mum had to call the Antarctic
Centre and explain that she had one of the
penguins in a bathtub in Timaru.
And it got all the way back to Timaru.
Wow. The Antarctic Centre's
in Christchurch. Yeah.
Was the penguin okay?
Yeah, it was fine. I think quite happy in the bathtub. Did they let her the penguin okay? Yeah, it was fine.
I think quite happy
in the bathtub.
Did they let her
kick the penguin?
No, unfortunately not.
Did they come and get it
or do you have to
return the penguin?
I believe they came
and got it.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
I don't think the pants
was the best form of transport.
Yeah, probably not.
Stick it back in your pants.
Quite sweaty.
If it liked being in the pants,
stick it back down the pants and drive back.
Anonymous, phenomenal story.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's okay.
Let's go to Jess on 0800DARLS.M.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
Hi.
What got ruined?
Was it by you as a kid?
Yeah, so it was my sister's third birthday.
I was five years old.
She had this massive
Disney princess bouncy castle.
Cool. And her and my
older sister decided that I wasn't
allowed on it. Classic. Oh, rude.
For the whole day. Yeah, pretty rude.
The rule for the whole day?
Yeah, yeah, for the whole day. Classic
sister business.
Classic older sister and younger sister
picking on the middle child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a and youngest is to pick it on the middle child.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a butter knife and I
gave it a few slashes and mum and dad
were pretty upset with that.
Classic middle child behaviour.
I hear you, Jess.
If I can't go on the bouncy castle, nobody can.
No one can.
Was anyone in the bouncy castle when you slashed it?
No, it was a victimless job.
A victimless crime.
Jess, can I ask, have you grown up to be a criminal or are you?
No.
I'm a teacher.
You're a teacher.
But Jess, no exes of yours have ended up with mysteriously slashed tyres over the years?
No, no.
You learned your lesson.
You didn't write a song for Carrie Underwood about...
No.
No. Okay.
Well, glad to hear you've reformed, Jess, and thank you for the call.
That's hilarious.
Can you imagine?
I just picture Jess being so furious as a five-year-old
to have the idea that she could pop that jumping castle. It's quite incredible for a five-year-old to have the idea that she could pop that jumping castle?
It's quite incredible for a five-year-old to think of that.
It actually is quite amazing.
I'd be terrified that I was raising a psychopath, you know?
100%.
And I would hide all of the knives.
The signs are there.
Vicky's here.
Hey, she turned out all right.
I'm here.
So she says, hi, Vicky.
How are you going?
Hi, Vicky.
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Yours might be worse.
I don't know. I don't know. That was pretty crazy. What did you do? It was prettyicky. How are you going? Hi, Vicky. Good. How are you? Good. Yours might be worse. I don't know.
I don't know.
That was pretty crazy.
What did you do?
It was pretty crazy.
What did you do?
What did you wreck?
What did you break when you were a child?
I half burnt down a restaurant.
You half burnt down a whole restaurant?
Which apparently, in your eyes, is not worse than a whole bouncy castle.
That's right. That's right.
That's right.
How in the world did – was it on purpose, Vicky?
No, no.
We were sitting at our own table, all the kids and the adults were at another table.
And back then you could smoke in restaurants, so the parents were smoking.
And I thought I'd be the same and rolled up my napkin and lit it in the candle to have my cigarette.
And then when the napkin set fire, I put it on the ground
because I didn't know what to do.
And I didn't want to tell on myself,
so I sort of let it go for a little bit until the flames were quite big.
Oh, my God.
You're the reason for fake candles in restaurants now, Vicky.
I am, I am.
You're the reason that smoking got banned in restaurants.
Oh, good one, Vicky. You're the reason that smoking got banned in restaurants. I'm proud of that. Good one, Vicky.
Yeah, we love that.
Vicky, because we were talking before, Brie goes,
if my kid ruined the PlayStation with ham, would I replace the PlayStation?
And I said, yes.
What happened in your situation?
Did your mum have to rebuild half a restaurant?
I imagine she probably had to pay some excess for the restaurant.
Wow.
Yeah, she would have.
The insurance probably.
And did she never take you out to a restaurant for dinner ever again?
Probably not for a long time.
And I actually worked next door to the same restaurant now as an adult.
You're kidding me.
Yeah, we go there often.
They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime.
Yeah, I thought they would have got a restraining order on you, Vicky.
I don't think they know who I am.
But I know.
That's scary.
We're in danger.
We're all in danger.
Thanks, Vicky.
Fantastic.
Those are great stories.
Brie and Clint.
What do you get a 104-year-old for their birthday, Brie?
I could think of a few things.
Could you?
Yeah.
Really?
I reckon it would be nearly impossible to buy for a 104-year-old things. Could you? Yeah. Really?
I reckon it'd be nearly impossible to buy for a 104-year-old, wouldn't it?
Yeah, you'd imagine they'd have everything they want.
Or they wouldn't be able to do some of the, I don't know.
Loretta Chamberlain is in the news.
She just turned 104.
And for her 104th birthday, she asked to be put in jail.
What?
Yeah. She said she wanted to experience
it. She lives in New York
and on Monday just gone, the
Livingston County Jail
said sure and they brought her
in and they locked 104 year old
Loretta up in a jail cell.
How long was she in there?
Not long.
Just enough to get a feel for it.
To experience it? They gave her the full experience.
They brought her in.
It was her birthday, and they brought her in,
so they had coffee and birthday cake for her.
And then she met a police dog.
Cool.
And then they fingerprinted her, took her mugshot, handcuffed her.
Strip searched her.
That's a bit too far.
Then led her to a jail cell and locked her up.
See, that's what I mean.
Like 104, you've probably, like you said, you've done everything,
you've seen everything,
and you're just trying to find something new for you to experience.
Plus you've got that currency, that social currency on your side
where you can go, hey, might be my last one.
Yeah, like can you help me out?
You reckon I could go to jail for a bit?
Yeah.
She could have asked to, I don't know, probably not like pilot a jumbo jet
or something, but, you know, there'd be most jobs you'd go, yeah.
Like if a 104-year-old came here and said, hey,
I want to do one of these radio breaks, I'd go, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Get in here.
Of course you can.
What age do you reckon it changes where you have that age currency?
I'd find it very hard to say no to someone over 100 for anything.
If you've made it to 100 plus, you can ask for anything.
Unless saying yes was going to impact mine there or other people's safety.
Yeah.
Let's say, I've got one for you.
What's her name?
Loretta.
Let's say 104-year-old Loretta says,
my dream for my birthday, for my 104th birthday,
is to have a pash with you, Clint Roberts.
Well, I'd check it with my wife, who I'm sure would be fine with it,
and then we'd do it.
And she wants full tongue. Well, that's an it with my wife, who I'm sure would be fine with it, and then we'd do it. And she wants full tongue.
Well, that's an experience for me too.
I mean, how often do you get offered it?
When else am I going to get to pash a 104-year-old?
I mean, I've got high hopes of pashing my wife when she's 104.
But you don't know if you're both going to make it to then.
And there's no guarantee she's still going to want to pash me by that age.
I mean, it's true.
You've got to play the cards that are in front of you.
So you give it a whirl?
Like, absolutely.
Yeah.
You've got to.
You've got to take opportunities like that when they come.
So Claudia Aranella, producers.
Teeth in or out for the 104-year-old?
You can choose.
She gives you the choice.
She goes, teeth in or out, honey in and her out. Yeah. Sunny?
Yes, producers?
Yes, we accept.
Sorry, what was the question?
I was just wondering if you can organise a 104-year-old for Clint to kiss?
Yes, we can.
Excellent.
Oh, Monday's going to be a ripping show.
She's got to be hot, though.
Oh, she will be.
She's got to be hot.
A 104-year-old isn't hot.
They're all hot. I'm keen, though. Oh, she will be. She's got to be hot. A 104-year-old isn't hot. They're all hot.
I'm keen, but I'm not desperate.
Sure.
I'll message you through all my typers.
You let us know.
We'll search the country.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, it is all coming up gaga at the moment.
And the latest thing that's got people talking is the rumour
about a telephone music video part two.
Part two.
I'm still getting over part one.
Like I still haven't recovered from part one 10 years ago.
I'm still in the grave.
So I'm calling you from the grave.
If it cuts out, that's where I am.
Here's the thing. She's only... the thing she's only i need to chill i need to chill lady gaga part two of the best
part of all if you are a fan you'll know this beyonce was involved and a part of and collided
with telephone part one here's some audio of gaga and there's a hint that beyonce might be involved
the music video for your song telephone said to be continued at the end.
Will it ever be continued? Yes.
When? I don't know. Will this person
be in it? Maybe. You being truthful? I can't keep
the picture of Beyonce. Yeah, interesting.
That was from a time
when Lady Gaga music video releases
were like a major event.
Everybody would gather around YouTube
to watch the video
and you're right.
It does say to be continued at the end.
That video came out in 2009 though, Brie.
Are they really going to bring it back up now?
Isn't that wild?
Well, I mean, I believe her
because she was hooked up to a lie detector
and she seemed excited about it and like it had already started happening.
Right.
You know, that was the vibe, like they'd already done it.
Don't you reckon, Dean?
Yeah, and I'll tell you what I think.
This is taking it to another level.
I think the question was intentional and I think that it was a nugget,
you know what I mean, like a seed.
This is how you get people talking about it.
Yeah, to create.
Of course it is.
We just say these things at face value, but we've got our cynical Hollywood correspondent for a reason.
He sees through the bull crap, and he tells us the truth.
That's what we have him for.
Yeah, he also gets the goss from, you know, Hollywood parties and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, that too.
I do.
That too.
Out of all the questions they could have asked Gaga.
Yeah, exactly.
I think there's a thousand million questions they asked that one.
It makes so much sense now that you say it, Dean,
as if it was a random question.
Of course it was, you know, had some point to it.
Dean McCarthy, he's like a fabulously gay private detective,
and that's why we have him on this show.
He gets the answers.
Bree and Clint.
Here is a question.
Have you ever thought about whether heterosexual males
or heterosexual females,
which one of those says I love you first the most?
No.
Like who's saying it first?
No, but isn't the
stereotype that
lesbian women move the fastest of
anybody? Oh, lesbian women
have said it before they've even met
each other. Yeah, they've moved in together before their
first date, eh? Yeah.
They've usually
got four kids by
the time they're on their fourth date.
That's where the term U-Haul lesbian comes from, eh?
Exactly.
It just happens very quickly.
But no, this is a study that was done.
I find this quite interesting where they've essentially tried to figure out
between the heterosexual people, who is saying I love you sooner?
Okay.
I reckon women feel it sooner, but men say it sooner.
That's my prediction.
Okay, cool.
Let's get to the results.
New research has indicated that heterosexual men are more likely to say I love you sooner
than women as they consider romantic relationships to be more vital.
So let me break it down for you.
According to this study, men are likely to think about saying I love you
around 42 days before women do.
Really?
Apparently, according to this.
And you know why?
Because I was like, I want to know why.
What's the science behind it?
And there is science behind it.
So according to this, men don't really get from their male friendships
that emotional support that women get from their female relationships.
Whoa.
So they put a lot more pressure on that female.
They need it more.
They need it more. They need it more.
Women are like, I like this guy, but my life is pretty good.
I'm getting a lot of care and affection from my friends.
And the dudes are like, wow, someone who I feel feelings about.
I better go all in.
Someone is showing me emotional support and I need them
because I don't have anyone else.
Oh, that's kind of sad.
Isn't that funny?
And that's what they reckon is the reason why, yeah,
men put that out in the open a lot sooner and feel it a lot sooner
because they're craving it.
I wonder if, by extension, men who are in healthy relationships
in their friend group are harder to pin down.
Like they're less likely to commit to a relationship because they're like,
oh, my life's good.
I love my friends.
Yeah, normally this study also says normally when they have that really core
group of mates and they're a lad's lad, turns out they're a bit of a dick.
Oh.
To women.
Really?
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I don't need no woman.
I've got the lads. I'm going to go meet the lads at the pub. No, no. I'm joking. I'm joking. I don't need no woman. I've got the lads.
I'm going to go meet the lads at the pub.
No, no.
I meant it in a positive way.
No, I was joking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was joking.
I'm sure they didn't go that deep on the study.
How fast do the gays say it?
Gay men never say it.
No, they never say it, eh?
Yeah, it's not in a gay man's vocabulary.
It's implied, but you don't want to surrender power by saying it, eh?
Yeah.
It's a Mexican standoff for gay men.
Totally.
You know, most of the time they've been together for 50 years
before they talk about moving in with each other.
We were at our friend Maddie and Ryan's wedding,
and they were like, Maddie, do you take this man to be your husband?
He was like, I don't know. Does he?
Yeah.
Does he even like me?
Ask him first.
Yeah.
I just want to know if he even likes me.
Does he?
I will, but he needs to say it first.
I'm not going to say it if he's not going to say it.
I thought we could put it out there this afternoon on 0800 dials at AMO.
You can text us on 9696.
Who said I love you way too soon or they took way too long?
Oh, my God.
It's opposite ends of the scale.
Either they said it very, very quickly.
On the first night.
Yeah.
Or they've taken way too long.
Didn't our friend's former producer, Ellie, and her partner,
didn't they say it on the first night?
Was it?
I think they said it on the first night.
But I think they'd been friends for like two years.
Yeah, okay.
So there's a bit of grey area there.
Okay, yeah, sure.
Kind of.
Okay, 0800DARLS at M or text 9696.
Really early or really late, I love using your relationship.
We'd love to in your relationship.
We'd love to hear your stories.
The study's out that says heterosexual men are more likely to say I love you sooner than the women.
And it has a sad background.
It's because men are more in need of love than most women are
because they're not getting it.
Yeah, they're missing that emotional support that females get with their female friendships
that males don't get with their male friendships.
So we want to know, who said I love you really soon,
like way too soon, or even way too late as well?
We're getting some great messages.
Let's go to Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
Good.
Who was it?
And was it early or late?
It's got to be me next weekend and it's going to be early.
We started talking on the 1st of February and next weekend is going to be the 28th
and we've only met each other for two dates so far.
What?
And you're going to L-bomb her.
Yeah, I am.
Wow.
What makes you want to do that, Anonymous?
How are you feeling
so entranced with her?
We've chatted
every day constantly since
through Messenger and
when you know, you know.
Anonymous, are you confident that
she feels the same way?
Yeah, absolutely. Well then
great. I'm all for it then. Anonymous,
I am so invested.
Can you please call us back or text us back next week?
Because I need an update as to how it goes.
Okay, that's no problem at all.
I'll definitely do that for you guys.
I've got a question for you.
If you know it and you feel it now,
why are you waiting another full seven days before you say it?
Because we won't see each other and I want to say it in person
rather than over messenger.
Stop it, you romantic human being, you.
Is this a long distance situation or is it like you're just busy?
No, we're in the same city.
It's just that we can only see each other every second week due to kids.
I'm so invested.
Me too.
I need to know what she says back.
If she says thank you or if she says I love you back.
I need to know.
I love spending time with you.
That's not going to happen anonymous.
That's not going to happen.
Yeah, so I'll definitely update you guys.
That's for sure.
Thank you.
Please do.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
He's running into the fire full tilt. Yeah, and good on him. Yeah, why not? He's running into the fire, full tilt.
Yeah, and good on him.
Yeah, why not?
He feels it, so he's going to say it, you know?
I hope it goes well.
I really do.
Nothing's been said, nothing.
It could.
It could.
It could.
It really could.
It could go perfectly, and she feels exactly the same,
and she says it back, and it's amazing.
It's not the end of the world if she doesn't feel it yet either.
It's not the end of the world. It's not, it yet either. It's not the end of the world.
No, it's not because that happens as well.
There's quite a lot of text actually on the text machine
where people have dropped the L-bomb real early
and then people were like, I'm not ready to say that yet
and then they turns out have been together for like 14, 15 years.
So it does work out.
Georgie's here.
Hi, Georgie.
Hi, Georgie. Hi, Georgie.
Hi.
Do you get it really soon or really late?
I love you.
I'm just going to say I'm really invested in that last guy's story too.
Oh, my God.
Aren't you?
Yeah, yeah.
Because...
Hang on.
Wait, wait, Georgie.
Georgie, stay with us.
Stay with us.
You're going to stay on the line.
Anonymous, are you still there?
Yes, I am.
What's the date in seven days' time where you're going to say...
Yeah, 28.
I love you. No, no. 28. No, no, no. Georgie knows. No, I know the What's the date in seven days' time where you're going to say, I love you?
No, no.
Georgie knows.
No, I know the date on the calendar.
What are you guys doing?
What are you going to do for the date?
Well, that's probably going to be not for radio.
All righty-o.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, the old naked I love you on the third date, eh?
Wow.
You really love it.
Okay, thanks, guys.
Yeah, we actually haven't been there yet.
Whoa!
Holy moly, that is a big full schedule night for you, Anonymous.
Georgie, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but I know you're invested as well.
Anonymous, are you going to say it before or after you guys do the thing?
I guess I'll see the feeling. I would like to say it before or after you guys do the thing? I guess I'll see the feeling.
I would like to do it before, but I think it'll be a bit nicer after.
Anonymous, anonymous.
Can I give you a bit of advice?
You take it or leave it because it's your life, up to you.
I would say it before so then she's not confused if it's, you know,
your judgment has been clouded, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Georgie agrees.
Although there's a bit of clarity that comes afterwards.
Make sure you say it before.
If you say it before, make sure you also say it after.
So you're like, hey, but...
Unless you feel different.
Yeah.
I just don't know how long before I get through the door
before things start happening, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, Rob.
Oh, jeez, that sounds hot and heavy.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Jeez, Georgie.
Do you need a drink of water?
I feel like I need a little...
I do.
Open a window or something.
Some little parts.
Yeah.
Look out.
When did your I love you come, Georgie?
Four days after we started dating.
Four days?
Four days?
It was like that.
We went away for a weekend,
got a little caught up,
you know, and then dropped the L-bomb.
Sorry, Georgie, can I clarify, was it you or the
your partner that dropped the L-bomb?
He dropped it after four days.
What did you respond? Yeah, did you like
it or were you overwhelmed by it?
I dumped him.
Georgie! No, that's not
what Anonymous wants to hear.
Wait, no, no, hang on.
Happy ending.
I get home, I tell my mum, and she's like,
you didn't have to dump the guy, just tell him not to drop the album.
So I was like, okay.
So I told him he could tell me he likes me,
but he wasn't allowed to use the love word.
Right.
And we just celebrated 13 years together.
Stop, there it is.
That's the exact story Anonymous needs to hear right now.
Did you dump him directly after he told you he loved you?
No.
No, I wasn't quite that cruel.
But when we got back, I was like, I think he might have just...
He said, I love you.
And what did you say?
I should have remembered it was that long ago.
I think it was that awkward, like, oh, cute.
Oh, wow.
Cute.
Georgie.
Cute.
I hate that feeling.
I know that exact feeling.
Just so awkward.
Oh, you poor thing.
That's his fault for putting you in that position, I think.
Yeah, no, but it worked out in the end.
So 13 years, couple of kids.
Georgie, set a reminder on your phone right now.
4.30 next Friday.
Oh, no, that's when it's happening.
It's happening next Friday.
Oh, yeah.
I'm putting it in my calendar.
Wait, are you telling me?
We find out from Anonymous on Monday.
Are you telling me that you, me, and Georgie
and the rest of the country have to wait a full week
and a whole weekend.
And an extra weekend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's too long.
Yeah.
It's a long time.
I say we force it.
I say we put them together earlier.
We'll pay for the hotel room.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly, Georgie.
We'll go three ways.
Me, you and Georgie.
Hey, hey, wait.
That's not what we were talking about.
That wasn't on the table. I meant on the bill. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah, right, you and Georgie. Hey, wait, that's not what we were talking about. That wasn't on the table.
I meant on the bill. Okay, right.
Bree and Clint. One second
song challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of
no hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second. Songs from the start
and the fastest team to guess
three correct songs wins the game.
Joining Team Bree today is Philippa.
Kia ora.
Hi, Philippa.
How are we?
Can I call you Pip?
Well, normally people would call me PJ.
PJ, perfect.
I'll call you PJ.
PJ, you and Bree are in a unit and you're taking on me and Dylan.
Kia ora, Dylan.
Hi, Dylan.
Hi.
Can we call you Dilly?
Oh, I don't mind at all.
Okay, perfect Dilly.
Wait, if we call him Dilly
I want to call Phillip a Philly
and then we've got
Philly and Dilly.
Oh, that's a bit of fun.
That's a bit of fun.
Alright Philly and Dilly.
Claudia's in charge
so listen carefully.
Hey, guys.
So, like Clint said, we're going to start a song from the beginning.
You just need to buzz in with your name, and I need the artist and the name of the song.
There is a theme running through this today, so I would say the song of the moment is the
song we're doing for Friday Oaky today, Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar.
Yes.
Famously written about Drake.
They not like us. They not like us.
They not like us.
Oh, did you hear that throat bubble?
We do love it.
Maybe the greatest dish track of all time.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So what's the theme?
So the theme, all of these songs either mention other artists
or are written about other artists.
Famously.
Oh, that's so cryptic.
Nah, it's pretty easy once we get into it.
I thought it was going to be songs that have Drake on them.
I wouldn't be able to name a single one.
I've got to be honest.
Unless they're an actual Drake song.
Does that count?
Fair enough.
Okay, let's do this thing, shall we?
So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.
Buzz in with your name if you know what the song is.
First team to three points takes home the win.
Here we go.
Clint.
Oh, that was tight.
I think Bree might have just snuck in.
That's Clint's favourite song, Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5.
You got it.
I was about to say, who gets mentioned in that song?
And then I realised.
What a banger. Yeah, wow, what a banger Yeah wow
What a banger
Okay there's one point
For team Brie
We're over to Philly and Dilly now
You ready Philly and Dilly?
Alright Philly and Dilly
Good lad
You can only buzz in
With Philly or Dilly
Okay?
I like it
Come on Philly
I want to hear Dillon
I don't know where he is
I hope he's on some kind of work.
I want to hear him shouting, Dilly, Dilly.
Dilly.
Good luck, guys.
Philly.
Oh, yes, Philippa.
Oh, Philly's in.
Miley Cyrus, how did he knew it was her?
Oh, come on.
Dilly knew it.
He just didn't want to say it. Oh, come on! Dilly knew it, he just didn't want to say it.
He just didn't want to say it.
Oh, 2-0, Dilly. We're on our knees.
Yeah, I know.
Why would you say that?
I'm going to get it here. I'm going to get it here.
Yeah, you have to get this, Clint, otherwise it's all over.
Here's your song. Come on, Clint. Thank you.
Good luck.
Clint.
Oh Clint.
Yep.
That's Justin Timberlake and Cry Me A River.
You got it.
Written about Britney Spears.
Rumoured to be.
Yeah.
Oh yeah rumoured.
Allegedly.
Rumoured to be.
We may never know.
Could be about anyone.
We're still in the fight, Dilly.
It's not happy, eh?
No.
Not if Philly has anything to do with it, right, Philly?
Oh, no.
Come on, Philly, you thoroughbred.
Philly and Dilly.
I'm Philly.
Philly.
Come on.
I'm Taylor Swift.
They shafted us, Dilly.
Yeah, I know.
I was just about to buzz in.
God, Philly, you were all over that like a rash, my friend.
You carried the team and you won 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work.
Yeehaw.
And Dilly, you can leave with your integrity intact.
Your dignity is still preserved, Dilly.
Dilly's dignity.
No worries, guys.
Thanks for playing, mate.
Call back any time.
You've been a lot of fun.
No worries.
Stupid radio show. What are we listening to? mate, call back any time. You've been a lot of fun. No, no worries.
Stupid radio show. What are we listening to?
Bree and Clint.
Ladies
and gentlemen,
Bree and Clint's
Friday Okie.
Every week we do Friday Okie
on this show. Every Friday we take on
a banger of a song.
We cover it.
We do the best we can.
And you guys get to choose who did the best one.
Bree, tell them what we're doing this week.
Look, it's probably the most talked about song in the world in the past seven days.
And we've decided we're going to do Kendrick Lamar.
They not like us.
They not like us.
They not like us. They not like us.
They not like us.
I've never felt less entitled to do a song than this one.
But it's a good challenge.
Just when you thought
this song couldn't get
any more controversial.
If you've never played
Friday OK with us before,
this is what we need.
We need five brave souls to listen all the way through to our Not Like Uses.
They're not that long.
They're only about a minute each.
And then call up on 0800-DIAL-ZM and tell us who did the best.
Who did the best?
Yeah, who was the best out of the two?
And it's not about if they're good or not.
It's just who was the best.
Who was the best?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Out of these two, who was the best?
You picked it.
Rules dictate.
You go first.
You ready for it?
I'm ready.
All right, here we go.
Here's Breeze, Not Like Us for Friday Oaky.
Oh, no.
It's a cultural divide.
I'm going to get it on the flow.
You really about to do it?
40 acres and a mule.
This is bigger than the music. You really about to do it? 40 acres and a mule, this is bigger than the music.
You really about to do it?
Yeah, they tried to rig the game, but you can't fake influence.
Then get on it like that.
Hey, I'm tripping, I'm sliding, I'm riding to the back like pow.
Muzzin' on the beat, bro, deep, bro, any rep.
Uh, he a free throw, man down, call it Amber Lambs, tell him breathe.
Nail them boys to the cross, they walk around like teeth.
What's up with these Geronio, uh, trying to see Compton
Industry can hate me, Bumble and they mama
How many ops you really got, I mean it, too many options
Been a crash on this body, I'm John Stockton
What?
Beat y'all and hide the Bible if God watching
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show
Certified boogie man, I'm the one that up the score
Walk him down, hold time, I know he got some hole.
Pole, extosh, bully death row.
Say Drake, I hear you like I'm young.
You bet not ever go to cell block one.
To any that talk to him they in love.
Just make sure you hide your little sister from him.
They tell me Chubb's the only one that get your hemi downs.
Party at the party, playing with his nose now.
Back I got a weird case, why is he around? Certified lover boy, certified what? Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. We'll be right back. They not like us. No. They not like us.
No.
They not like us.
What?
They not like us.
No.
They not like us.
No.
They not like us.
I am quite impressed.
Really?
Yeah, I am quite impressed.
Claudia, you've got that same look on your face.
You can't deny she's a great rapper.
I don't know.
I could have denied it until that one.
Do you think I just, like, did it all right?
I think, look, it's an impossibly hard song to do.
It's so, it's so incredibly hard.
He is the greatest and most important rapper of our generation.
So the bar is so high.
And I don't think you made a fool of yourself.
Someone just said, um, that was awesome and I'm not joking.
Someone said that was actually incredible. I don't
know how Clint will beat you. I mean, look,
it's not toot our own horn too hard. That's
for other people to do after the segment. Hey, I'm
happy. If people thought I did alright, I
don't mind if I win or lose.
I'm stoked with that. I am nervous
to go second, but let's just do it. Here
we go. Alright, good luck, mate. Good luck. You got it.
Once you've heard this, you can vote.
On Friday, okay. Oh, no!
It's a cultural divide. I'ma get it on the floor.
You really about to do it?
40 acres and a mule. This is bigger
than the music.
You really about to do it? Yeah, they tried to rig the game,
but you can't fake influence.
Think it only like that.
I'm tripping, I'm sliding, I'm riding through the
back like bow.
Mustard on the B-bro, D-bro, A-rap, uh He a free-throat man down, call an ambulance, tell him breathe
Nell and boys, tip the cross, they walk around like T's
What's up with these jabroni, uh, uh, tryin' to see Compton
Industry can hate me, bump them all in a mama
How many ups you really got, I mean, there's too many options
Finna crash on this body, I'm John Stockton
What? Beat your ass and hide the Bible of God watchin' I mean, there's too many options. Finna crash on this body. I'm John Stockton.
What?
Beat your ass and hide the Bible of God watching.
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show.
Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the skull.
Walk around whole time.
Ain't no we got some ho, po.
Ex-door sh, bully to throw.
Say, Drake, I hear you like him young.
You better not ever go to cell block one.
To any, talk to him, they in love love Just make sure you hide your little sister from them
They tell me chub's the only one that get your hand-me-downs
Party after party, playing with his nose now
Bucker got a weird case, why he around?
Certified lover boy, certified
Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap
I'm on him tough
Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap
I'ma do my stuff
Why you trolling like a
Ain't too tired
Trying to strike a chord
And it's probably a minor
They not like us
No
They not like us
No
They not like us
What?
They not like us
No
They not like us
No
They not like us
What?
Well, there you go.
Very good.
Very good. Very good.
A major thanks has to go to our producer, Sam, this week.
He has worked wonders with that track.
He's absolutely crushed it.
I think I definitely enjoyed yours way more than mine,
but I think it's just because I was cringing at mine.
I feel the same way about yours.
You know, hoping that I haven't embarrassed myself
so I could enjoy yours more.
Well, look, obviously we like them, but does anybody else?
If you want to pick the winner of Friday Okie today,
the phone lines have just gone open
and we're looking for five people to call through,
give some honest feedback and tell us who the winner is this week.
We would love to hear what you thought.
Please be kind or not. Be brutal.
We like both. It's all good. We can take it.
Yeah, we can take it.
Brie and Clint.
Friday Oki.
Coming off the back
of a big Friday Oki.
If you've just joined us, you missed Brie and I
doing Kendrick Lamar's Not Like Us.
Brie's sounded like this.
And mine sounded like this.
You mentioned, Brie, I don't think we've had this many texts about a Friday Oki in yonks.
A lot of people texting through feedback, mostly positive.
It says two things as well.
It speaks to how big that song is right now worldwide.
And also what an incredible job our producer Sam does with this feature.
Shout out.
We would be nothing without that production.
He's honestly so talented and a miracle man.
He really is.
Yeah, he's great, but no one else hire him, please.
We need him.
Please don't take him from us.
Jay Ray is here to vote on Friday Oki.
Hi, Jay Ray.
G'day, Jay Ray.
Hey, guys.
What did you think?
Oh, it was a bit dismal to me.
What?
Oh, Jay Ray.
We're in here striking our own egos and you didn't enjoy it.
Nah.
I think, like, 10 out of 10 for effort.
I feel like you put in more effort than you do for the other songs
just because you were trying to make up for your lack of rapping skills.
Totally.
That's all we ask.
All right, Jay, you brutal, honest person.
Who's the winner, Brie or Clint?
I'm going to go for Brie. Sorry, Clint. Nah, you're all good. I'll take it, Jay, you brutal, honest person. Who's the winner, Brie or Clint? I'm going to go for Brie.
Sorry, Clint.
Nah, you're all good.
I'll take it, Jay Ray.
Thanks, Jay Ray.
Have a great weekend.
Shannon's here.
Obviously, I tried too hard.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi.
Hi.
What did you think?
Firstly, long-time listener, first-time caller.
Wait a second, Shannon.
You wait right there.
Oh, you get the celebration.
You deserve, Shan.
Who are you picking for Friday Hokey?
Me or Brie?
I am picking Clint today.
Thank you very much, Shannon.
We appreciate it.
Have a good weekend, mate.
Let's go to Jen on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, Jen.
Hi, Jen.
Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Jen. Hi, Jen. Hi. Hi.
What are your thoughts this week, Jen?
Did we, did we, was it a pass or a fail?
It was a pass.
You guys were so much better than I thought.
I had no expectations.
Yeah, same.
You both excelled.
Okay.
Oh, stop.
We'll take that.
But who excelled the most, Jen, if you had to pick one?
Oh, it was really hard, but I would go with Clint.
Thank you very much, Jen.
I'll back that.
Thank you, Jen.
See you, mate.
Weekend 2-1.
Let's go to Kobe on our $800.
Hi, Kobe.
Hi, Kobe.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Now, we need to hear your thoughts and then you vote.
Was one of your better ones you've done?
I've heard some ones where it's been a bit, yeah, there's been a couple of misses.
A bit tough on the ear.
This one was the better one.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll take it.
And who do you reckon did slightly better than the other?
Yeah, I reckon Bree just got it.
Oh, you've kept me in the game.
Yeah, you sounded like you had more personal beef.
She's got more beef in her.
You know what?
It's funny you say that, Kobe, because Sam, the guy who produces them,
goes, you're quite angry this week in the booth.
Bree's more beefy.
It's two all.
That means Casey's going to pick it.
Hi, Casey.
Hi, Casey. Hi, Casey.
Casey.
Oh, there you are.
Oh, God, I thought we'd lost you.
I love a decider.
Before we lose you, Casey, let's just go for it.
Who's going to win Friday Oki this week?
Who is it?
Oh, the suspense is killing me.
Who?
I don't know.
Casey, can you say it again?
I can't.
Claudia, do you know her vote or do we have to go to another caller?
I do know her vote.
Okay.
And I also heard a little snippet of her saying just then,
the winner of Friday Oki this week, Brie Thomasel.
Oh. The winner of Friday Oki this week, Brie Thomasel.
Well done, mate.
I feel like we were both winners this week.
I feel like it was a tie.
I feel like, you know. I'm just glad to not walk out of a week embarrassed like I usually am.
And I'm surprised because I thought I would be most embarrassed trying to do this song.
So there you go.
I think, yeah, we managed just to scrape by, mate.
Well done.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
The number one songs when you turn 16,
that's what we do here at Birthday Banger.
We'll do three, and then we'll play one out in full.
Matt's going to go first.
Good afternoon, Matt.
G'day, Matty.
Yo. Yo.
Plans for the weekend, Matt?
Oh,
not too much at the moment, just
family time.
Fish and chips. Nice.
Oh, how bloody good. That sounds
like a great dinner. What is your
date of birth?
24th of June, 1994.
Right, that means you were 16 in 2010.
And here's your birthday banner.
Tune, Millennium Anthem, Naked and Famous, Youngblood.
Do you like it, Matt?
Pretty mellow, but yeah, it's all good.
I reckon it suits you.
It's a mellow vibe.
Pretty chill, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Good for a Friday hour.
Good for a Friday hour.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait there, Matt.
Let's do Isla.
Isla's going to do Mum's Birthday Banger.
Hi.
Hi, Isla. Hi.'s going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi. Hi, Isla.
Hi.
How old are you?
12.
You're 12, so you can't do yours yet, but we can do Mum's.
What's her birthday, Isla?
The 2nd of March, 1997.
All right, that means...
1977, yeah.
1977.
1977.
All right, that means she was 16 in 1993, Isla.
And here's mum's birthday banger.
Oh, lover, lover, lover.
You don't treat me no good, no more.
I can hear mum laughing in the background.
What is mum's thoughts, Isla?
Bit embarrassing.
Bit embarrassing.
It's a tune, though.
Can I say...
You feel quite old, though.
It's one of my all-time favourite songs ever.
Yeah, it's a classic.
From Sonia Dardo, yeah.
Yeah.
Don't be embarrassed.
Wait there.
We'll do one more birthday banger for Zach.
Hi, Zach.
G'day, Zach.
Hello.
Hello.
What are you up to for your weekend, Zach?
Yeah, nothing.
Drop the kids off and peace and quiet.
Oh, that sounds bloody brilliant, Zach.
What is your birthday?
27th of July, 1994.
Okay.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2010.
Same as Matt, but here's your birthday banger.
Oh, it's a tune.
Yolanda, be cool,
and we know speak Americano.
What do you reckon, Zach?
No.
No.
That's a lie.
Zach, can I check?
I quite like it.
Are you hiding from the kids right now?
You sound like you're calling us
from inside a wardrobe.
Yeah, are you in the pantry?
No, I'm in the car.
Okay, fair enough.
He's hiding in the car in the garage.
I'm voting for that.
I'm voting for Yolanda B. Cole.
Yeah, go on.
Really?
Yeah, go on.
I think it had the right vibe for a Friday.
Didn't it?
Yeah.
Zach, even though you said no, we said yes,
and you've won birthday banger.
Sweet, nice, cool. Yeah. Zach, even though you said no, we said yes, and you've won Birthday Banger. Sweet.
Nice.
Cool.
Yeah, sweet.
The kids are there, so we can't talk back.
Must be bad reception in the car.
Yeah, it must be.
Here you go.
From 2010, Zidim.
Zidim, Bree and Clint.
The winner of Birthday Banger today
from 2010.
That's Yolanda
B. Cole and We Speak No Americano.
I just think of that, um,
what was that funny TV
show where they did that dance to it?
I don't, doesn't ring a bell.
The, oh, it was
the UK comedy show with the
young guys in high school
Oh, Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners, yeah
I saw Yolanda Be Cool touring when that song was big in 2010
I believe it when I went to a Yolanda Be Cool concert
Did they be cool?
They did be cool a bit
But they also played that song three times
Stop
I'm not kidding.
I get twice.
I do get twice.
They're a DJ duo, and they dropped We No Speak Americano three times.
People loved it.
I mean, I didn't want to hear any of their other music.
It was a global hit.
Yeah, it was.
You're going to Electric Ab tonight, aren't you?
I sure am. Going tonight and tomorrow. I'm going to Electric Ab tonight, aren't you? I sure am.
Going tonight and tomorrow.
I'm going to go straight after we finish here.
Is there a special area for the over 30s who are attempting to do two nights at a festival?
I hope so.
A place where you can just put earmuffs on and decompress for a bit?
I think they call it the millennial pen.
Yeah.
They just put us all in a little pen where there's like soft places to sit.
You can take your shoes off for a bit.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I had this thought because we went to, me and my mates went to Laneway
a few weeks ago, and we had this really amazing moment
where my friend Megan, who you and I both know who works at ZM,
looked at me and was like,
I really want to get on someone's shoulders
because she's obsessed with Charlie XCX, right?
And she's very short.
And she's so short.
I reckon she's 5'2", if that.
And she was like, can you please find me someone?
Because I tried to put her on my shoulders
and I just did not have the balance.
And I went on the hunt and eventually I found this girl where it was me and my partner and
we lifted me get up onto this girl's shoulders.
And she just looked like she was having this out-of-body experience riding on someone else,
like a pure stranger's shoulders.
And I was like, you know what?
One day I want to do that.
I've never had the opportunity in my life, ever.
Have you never been on the shoulders?
Never.
Really?
Like it really terrifies me because I've never been a small woman.
I have what's called tall privilege at festivals.
So I can see everything at a festival anyway.
And I often, it's quite patronising,
but I'll often squat down to say Megan's height
just to experience a minute of the gig from that level. And it's awful. It but I'll often squat down to say Megan's height just to experience a
minute of the gig from that level and it's awful
It's horrible eh? It's so horrible
All I can see is backs and butts
but even I have been up on the shoulders
before at a festival
Who was it? Who was it to put you up?
Do you remember or was it a stranger?
We did it at Rhythm and Vines, we took turns
me and my rugby friends, we were like well I'll do
you and then you do me, it'll do you. Of course you did.
And then you do me.
It'll just be like a line out and we'll be fine.
But honestly, the view that you get is life changing.
Yeah.
Because not only do you have a full view of the stage,
you are looking down on everybody.
It's almost like an out-of-body experience.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's what it looked like.
Megan was just living her best life.
And I just had this thought where I'm-
I didn't know that this was one of your dreams.
Because I-
You'll hate this because I'm not there.
I'm very good at shoulder rides.
I'm very good at getting people up there.
I'm good at keeping people up there.
Do you reckon-
I've got the balance that you're looking for, yeah.
Do you reckon I could have ridden on your shoulders?
Mate, I've had the balance that you're looking for, yeah. Do you reckon I could have ridden on your shoulders? Mate, I've hit bigger than you.
I've had a prop forward on my shoulders before.
Yeah, well, the thing is, right, is the reason I haven't
is it's been a very insecure, like terrifying thought of mine.
Oh, it's a trust exercise.
Yeah, yeah. You know? Oh, it's a trust exercise.
Yeah, yeah.
You're vulnerable.
I'm so vulnerable.
It's like how I never want to be picked up by anyone.
You're in a very vulnerable state,
so I've never asked anyone to put me on the shoulders.
If you're going to Electric Avenue tonight and you see Bree,
she wants it.
She needs encouragement.
Can I give you the safety tips that you need?
Yes.
Getting onto the shoulders is a three-person exercise.
You need someone to squat down and put their head between your legs from behind.
And then you need to put each of your hands onto a person either side of you.
Right. In the up, in the going up, you are completely stable.
Once you're up there, you're good to go.
But you need a hand on each shoulder while you go up.
And see, I feel like that is the key.
That's the key.
Because people underestimate, I think, how hard it is from the squat position
to stand up with someone on your shoulders.
And then they'll just get your feet off the ground
and they won't be fully extended yet.
And then they'll go face forward and then you'll go face forward.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
But you can do it.
You can do it.
That's good advice.
And if it doesn't happen, if everyone avoids me like the plague.
Take it personally.
Then I will take it personally.
Brie and Clint.
And that is us.
We are done for the week.
Brie is off to Electric Avenue.
And as we talked about earlier, she's looking for a shoulder ride.
Come on, people.
Who?
I don't know if I'll get it tonight.
Do you reckon I will?
Yeah, I reckon you will.
Yeah, you put it out to the universe so it'll happen.
So here are the requirements that we talked about earlier. Around 80 kilos with bad balance. So if you think you've got the core
strength and the stability to put this, all of this
on your shoulders, then give me a shout. Obviously the earlier you get her
the lighter she'll be because I reckon you'll be two or three cans of Pals heavier each hour.
Yes, absolutely.
So it does get harder as the night goes on.
Plus that Hungarian puffy bread.
Although that's quite light, that stuff.
Yeah, that wouldn't be too much, but, yeah, it is the Pals intake.
Go on, make a little girl's day.
Put Brie on your shoulders.
Come on.
I've never had it before. I'm always the one with people on my shoulders. Have a great girl's day. Put Brie on your shoulders at Electric Avenue. Come on. I've never had it before.
I'm always the one with people on my shoulders.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
If you're going to Electric Camp, stay safe,
and we'll see you guys back next week.
Bye.
See ya.
Bye.