ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st January 2026

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Unhinged behaviour.  Forget the 2016 trend, how great was the year 2006?  Bree doesn't know the difference between the Kiwi and Aussie accent.  NZ's most expensive pie.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. KFC Summer Bucket is back. A free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last. ZDM's Brie and Clint. Poopoos. You weren't lying.

That was hilarious. Told you how to funny thing to open the show with. God, he really has the knack, doesn't he? He does not miss. Does not miss. Let him call. I'm like a less bald LeBron James. Welcome to the show.

No, just kidding. He got fake hair implants, didn't he? I think so, eventually. Yeah. God, I love LeBron. Yeah, I don't know a lot about basketball, to be honest. Have you watched the Netflix series where they follow him through the Lakers season? No.

Super interesting and they like follow him through his family life and stuff. It's really good. How's Bronny going, his son? Is he still on the tease? He's there? Because LeBron's, didn't LeBron say you either sign him to the team or I'll leave? I think that probably did happen. Do yourself a favour.

If you've never Googled LeBron James's feet, go Google it. David Beckham should have done the same thing with Manchester United and Brooklyn. He should have said sign Brooklyn or I'll leave. I don't think Brooklyn ever played football, did he? No, he didn't. But it could have avoided all this mess if he did, couldn't we? Yeah. Gave him some direction.

We'll have the latest on that, David Beckham, Brooklyn, Beckham, Victoria. Beckham drama coming up in the show. Our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, will have the latest in the tea just before 4 o'clock. And other than that, you know, just a good old show for you. A good old, fun, old, rollicking old, Brean Clint show. Guys, we're just warming up here at the Brean Clint show.

We're just getting back into the swing. We've got some absolute belters in the show like the most expensive pie. Oh, I've just been doing the research on New Zealand's most expensive pie. Can I just get a little bit of crowd research coming in? What's the most, just 9696, Texas, what's the most you would personally pay for a pie? Top of the range gourmet pie, are we talking? Yeah, yeah.

You know it's a very good pie. Like, it's the, like, you know. It's more than you would usually like to spend. How much are you willing to spend on a pie is what I'd like to know on 966. Top of the range rolls Royce of pies where I know I'm getting the goods. But it's still just a pie. But it's still just a pie. It's just a pie.

It's just a pie. 12 bucks. Okay. Get your thoughts in. I'll reveal new. New Zealand's most expensive pie about 3.30. I hope it's not the crayfish one because that one's funny. We'll get into Trady versus Lady first, though.

If you want to play, it's won a piece in Trady versus Lady. We'll wait to kick off the year. Let's see who can move their team ahead. 0800 dial Z-M. You could win 50 bucks. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus Lady.

That's right. Back for 2026. Trades versus the ladies. The people do love it, and you can win 50 bucks if you take it out. One a piece. It's the perfect start for Trady versus Lady this year. Trades won on Monday. Ladies, one on Tuesday.

We are all level. Let's go down south to our ladies today. She's 29. She's... It is Wednesday. Okay, come on back up. We've had enough. She's recently had a baby.

Please welcome to the show. Our Lady. Hannah. Hi. How old's your baby? Name. She's six months old and her name is Peyton. Oh, I like that.

Like One Tree Hill. Were you a fan of that show? No, I've actually never watched it, but I did hear that there was a Payton on that show. Well, Peyton Manning from the NFL. No, it doesn't worry about. No, not that one either. Okay, just an original Peyton.

Very good, very nice. You're taking on our tradies today. Also from the Otago region. He's in South Targo. He's 33 and. he's currently driving a tractor around and around in circles. Welcome to the show, Jack. You day, Jack.

Good, thank you, mate. Let's have a guess what kind of tractor. He's in a cabuta, is what I reckon. Okay, I reckon, oh, mate, hard to go past the John Deer. Yeah, if you're rich. Jack, what are you in? New Holland. New Holland.

Smoking a paper. Smoking a craper. All right, Jack, the tradie. is Trady and Hannah, the lady, your buzz is lady. The first to three correct answers gets $50 cash from our friends, KFC. We've got one more. Yeah. Creep de Vip.

Sorry, that was good. That was the best one. All right, here we go. Question number one. They have hits like good luck, babe, and Pink Pony Club. Name the artist headlining, yes, Hannah. Chapal Rhone. Chapal Rhone is correct.

The rest of that question was headlining Laneway Festival in a couple of weeks, and your correct Chapel Rhone will be in the country. One to the ladies. Question number two. Who played Happy Gilmore in the Happy Gilmore films? Hi, did he? Hannah. Hannah.

Adam Sandler? Adam Sandler. It is Adam Sandler. How's the phone reception in that New Holland? Jack, have you got us on, like, are you hearing us okay? Yep, no, good as go. Okay, all right, babe. Here comes your big comeback, okay?

You need this one here, Jackie Boy. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. and you're closer to you. Yes, Jackie. Oh, it's just set my mind. Go on. He's in the country at the moment. Ed Sharon.

Yeah, there he goes. Wellington tonight for Ed Sharon at Sky Stadium. It's going to be huge for the loop tour. One to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number four. How many ribs are in the human body? Is it 20, 24 or 32? Lady.

Yes, Hannah, for the win. 20? Oh, Jack. I missed what you said. What was the question? Your options are now 24 or 32. For the number of ribs in the human body? 32.

32? It's 24. We move on to question number five. Gray's Anatomy is currently in its 22nd season. Name one of the main characters. Trading. Yes, Jack. Meredith Gray.

Well done. We're all tied up here in the first. the sixth, this is for the win. Question number six. In 2025, Brad Pitt starred in a movie about what type of sport? Trades. Yes, Jack, for the win. Baseball? The big Brad Pitt movie of last year, no. It was worth a shot. It was F1 motor racing. We move to question number seven. I'd love to see a 61-year-old Brad Pitt do a basketball movie, though. He could have been the coach.

Oh, yeah, true. Who played Batman in the Christopher Nolan directed Batman films? Just yell out anyone that you know has played Batman. Never watched them. You've never watched the Batman's. Okay, guys, no worries. The answer to that question was Christian Bale. We moved to question number eight.

This is still for the win. Can you tell me who sings this? Jack for the win? Lady. Usher. He's got it. I'm had it all. I went the distance.

Hannah, well played. Thank you. You almost got there. So good on you. But Jack, you're our Traity First Lady champion today. Good on you. Woo-hoo. Oh, that New Holland got him over the line.

Eventually. Eventually. I thought he was going to get pants at the start there. Me too. 50 bucks. Yeah, it was. You made it hard work. Yeah.

On the edge of our seats, Jack. Z&M's Bree and Clinton podcast. Something that I think we're all bonded through, especially as women. is we've all had that one time where you've gone to the hairdressers might be a new hairdress, and you've got your hair done, and you've got the bits and bobs, and you get to the counter, and they tell you how much it is, and you go, what?

Yeah, see, I'm not bonded through that. That's not an experience. I think it might be more a girl's thing. Yeah, for me, and you know exactly how much it's going to be. That's the standard price of my haircut. And a lot of men don't even say anything. They just sit down, and the hairdresser goes, I'll just do what I always do.

Oh, see, that sounds lovely. Yeah. Nah, for the girls, there's a lot of different options. There's all kinds of things that you can be charged for and you get to the end. And sometimes you are overwhelmed with the price that you're handing your card over to pay. And you're like, hey, yeah. Well, I see the credit card statement after my wife goes and gets her hair card. And even I'm like, what did they do?

What did they do for that price? It's a great question. I saw a girl who's been through this exact scenario. Take a listen. I went to get my hair done yesterday. I just get highlights. And yesterday I chose to get a whole head of highlights. I think in the past maybe I've done partial highlights.

And she did tell me before that the prices have increased. And I was like, totally fine. Don't worry about it. So it took maybe like two and a half, three hours. I didn't get it styled. I didn't buy products. Blow, dried it. How much do you think it cost?

$721. $7 before tip. Ah? Ah. So I'm pretty sure that girl's from America. So that's $721 American.

Before tip. That means it's about a $1,200 heckout. Plus the tip. So the tip's 15%. Yeah. So she's had... She's paid almost

$1,500 for that heckout. So she had full head of foils and a blow dry. I've literally just booked in to get a full head of foils and a blow dry next month Yeah, yeah, what's your budget? Which I think the price I'm paying is like $2.50.

Yeah. And so that's to put it into context for a place here in Auckland. Are you getting a full head of foils? Yeah, highlights. What are you doing? I'm just getting some... What? No, no, no, we're interested.

What's the change up? No, there's not, it's not a big deal. This is a bit of a big deal. You don't usually get a hair cut, let alone a whole head of highlights. I never go to the hairdresser. No, what's coming up? I thought nothing's coming up. Are you getting engaged?

Guys. Oh, is it an engagement photo shoot? Oh my gosh. You guys have blown this way out of proportion. Well, we've known you for a long time. Not once. Have we seen a speck of colour going to that hair. Shut.

Are you doing a book to it? Shut. up. I'm just going to the hairdresser. She's running for prime minister. I know what it is. I know what it is. It's some like nerdy high school student has asked Brie to be their date for the school ball. You know when that kid asked Milakunas to go to the prom? It's that. That's good of you, Bree. That's really nice. Oh, shut up. No one's ever asked me. I'm just going because I'm in need of a change. You want a bit of a juz. That's it. That's nothing else behind it. Quite a radical change.

I'm not getting bright red highlight. I'm so excited to see it. Oh my God, now I don't want to go. I don't even want to go anymore. I think you could just sneak a whole head of foils past us. Geez, I don't think it would get that reaction. Fullying is our love language. Far out.

I'm so embarrassing. I don't even know why. You haven't even done it yet. Do you want us to come with you? No. God, no. We should all go at the same time. Absolutely not.

We should all get a whole. A whole head of foil. I'm never telling you where I'm going. We want to know about your hairdresser-based Bill Shock this afternoon. Has this exact situation happened to you? You went in. Maybe you got a perm. Oh, perms aren't cheap.

Aren't they? No, not cheap. Maybe you got a belliage. Oh, that's a thing, isn't it? Yep. Maybe you got your hair, the keratin hair straightening thing. Yeah. Not cheap.

How much out of interest are you with? willing to share how much your wife's hair is on the bill? Do you remember? Yeah, I think it's like 140. Oh, that's not bad. 140? Claudia's balking it. How much do you pay? Claudia goes to just cuts. Oh, how dare you? No, I got a nice place is now. I'm paying like 200. Yeah. Oh, you think 140's cheap. It's cheap. Is she just getting a haircut though? Yeah. Hair cut, though. Yeah. Haircut blow dry. Oh, I don't know. Oh. You're like, geez, I don't take that much of an interest. She looks good, okay? Ella, how much are you? Well, I pay like, yeah, 200, but then it's like if you want nice hair products as well, that's 60.

Don't fall into that. That's the upsell. With all due respect, Ella, $200 for what? For a haircut. Ella has coloured her hair over the years. Has she? She's got layers now. Yeah, I got layers. Remember when she was ginger for a bit?

Oh, we get this right. I love that, but it's just, yeah. So did we. Dead end. We're talking hairdresser, Bill Shock. And look, we pulled Bree up. I mean, she dropped a bombshell on us that she's getting a whole head of foils shortly.

It is not a bombshell. It is not a... I might be a bomb shell soon. I think we're entitled to be... It's not a big deal. Taken aback, at least. Someone texts in though and they said, I hate men for this reason.

We can get our hair done if we want to with no reason. Thank you to that person. I just want to do something nice for myself. Without having it, everyone making a big deal. Yeah. Well, take us a compliment, you know? We're showing an interest.

Like, you haven't even seen it yet. Maybe I'll get it done and you won't even be able to tell the difference. And at least you've broken the camel's back on the shock now, you know? So we'll be... Right, Claudia, we'll be ready for it when she comes in. Mate, you've got the memory of a goldfish in a month's time when I've got my booking. I'll walk in. You go, wow!

I've put it in a calendar. It's fine. We were trying to get out of you when it was coming up, so thank you for that. Shut up. And where are you going again? Oh, leave me alone. We can figure that now. You are?

Nothing. You are? Nothing. We want to know about your hairdresser Bill Shock. And let's start small, shall we? We mentioned Just Cutts before. Someone said I had hairdresser Bill Shock when I went to Just Cutts the other day, and the price has gone up to $40.

That sounds reasonable. What did it used to be? I don't know. $20? $25? I don't know. I don't know what a Just Cuts cost. This one here is.

come through. $260 for a toner in blow dry. When she asked me to re-book, I said, oh, yep, I'll call you and let you know. I never went back. That's quite expensive for a toner and blow dry. Toner and blow dry. Yeah. What's toner? Toners where, I'm pretty sure if you got blonde hair, they put a toner through to take, like, the yellow out of it.

Oh, gets the back to the right color. Yeah. And then a blowy. Yeah. So no hair cut. No hair cap. $260. No hair cut.

Yeah. Geez, okay, yeah. Someone else said, this story is wild. So strap in. It says, my hairdresser charged me $450 for half a head of foils and a root color. This was after she had me waiting for an hour. And then after she had put on some color, she went to mix up some more.

And she came back out and said, Don't panic, but I've put the previous client's hair color on your hair. It was bright red. I spent in total four hours there so she could neutralise the colour. So Bill Shocked total and total hairdresser anxiety for me after that. I've never been back. I can't believe she charged me at all. She shouldn't have charged you.

No, at least she should have charged you half price. At least. She shouldn't have. I can't believe. That's wild. If she charged you full price. I feel like you're well within your rights not to pay. To go, hey, I'm not paying for this.

You've made me sit here for four hours. You put someone else's hair color in my hair. You've stuffed up and then you're making me pay for it. You go, hey, you're going to save money by not charging me because I won't post a Google review. You're welcome. Yeah, yeah. I've been 300 bucks for a trim and curtain bangs only.

Geez, you guys are getting taken for a ride. 300 bucks for a fringe. I wanted to be the best fringe you've ever had. I've said to you guys before that I believe men's haircuts are more complex than women's haircuts. and yet you get charged so much more for yours than ours. I think men's haircuts are a different beast. There's a lot of skill that goes into men's haircuts.

If it's not like a buzz cut kind of thing. But I think you're forgetting... Or a piss fringe. Yeah, a little piss fringe. There's so much more variety and different things that women get done to their hair. Oh, you mean the extras? Like other than haircuts, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair. That's fair. Someone said my hair... But this is my point, not that one. No, not that one. It was curtain bangs and a trim for 300 bucks. Should have went to the barber. The barber could have done that. Yeah.

This person said my hairdresser told me that he'd take care of me and give me a discount off my cuts and colours because I'd just bought my first home. $400 haircut wasn't in the budget. But he could have had that. The discounted rate was like $330. But then when I went back for my next appointment, he charged me $400 again.

Oh, geez. So is that a good discount, you reckon? Do you reckon that warrants? Like, does that warrant the hairdresser? It is a good discount. It is a good discount. I think it's a decent discount. It's just the $400 thing is the issue. It's a lot.

It's the starting point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about this one? I recently went to get a haircut expecting it to be about $100. And when I was there, the ladies started giving me lots of education on how to look after curly hair and told me that I'd be getting products with this haircut. I started to worry and thought, okay, maybe it will be like an extra 50 bucks. But then I was told it was an extra $250.

I was in major shock. I didn't realize they had a special cool cut price. I just wanted a decent haircut for curly hair. That sucks. Are you going to Inco Studio in Ponsonby? Is that where you're getting it done? Your radical change? You'll never know.

Are you going to heroines? Nope. No. They've missed a real trick heroine's hair salon. Why? Because they've spelled it heroin, like a female hero. Why don't they spell it here? Yeah.

Oh, maybe that was already taken. Surely. Yeah. Yeah, there's so many good, you know. Yeah. Are you going to... If you guess it, if you guess it, I will tell you. Are you going to V-Vo?

No. Are you going to Rodney Wayne? Is Rodney Wayne still around? Are you going Rodney Wayne? No. Can't afford it. You're dead right. Okay.

All right, we'll keep doing it. Yeah. Why do you guys care so much? What picture are you taking in? Who are you taking in? Are you taking Kristen Stewart? No. She is, eh?

From that, what was the rock and roll movie she did? The Kristen Stewart one? That'll be it. The Joan Jet one. The Joan Jet one. Is that where you're taking it? Runaways. Oh my gosh. I'm not even getting a haircut.

Are you getting an undercut? Shut. Shut. Are you getting the answer? Are you getting the Justin Bieber? lesbian buscat. Oh. Bound degenerous.

Oh, shut up to generous. Z. N's Brancel. Last year we went on an extensive mission to find the dish of the nation to find out what the quintessential food of Aaltero in New Zealand was. And we were quite happy to land on the pie. Yeah, the pie took it out,

which I think was a worthy winner. I think it was too. We had plans of doing a nationwide pie mission. Never quite got there. We'd love to do it this year. Never say never, but we never quite got there. We got in touch with a few pie places to make the Bray and Clint pie. I saw the Zed petrol station

stole our, well didn't steal, but lent heavily from our survey. They were promoting their pies as the nation's dish. No. The nation, they're they, because they do great pies at Z. Hey, compliment taken. Complement taken. They do great pies at Z and they do. They had all these billboards everywhere. It said like the nation's dish or something. And I was like, yep. That's smart from them.

Compliment taken. Remember we got in touch with fat bastards down it? Is that the name of the place? Yeah, an invocargle. An invoccal? Hey, the offer still stands. We'd love to collab. Yeah.

Well, I think I may have found New Zealand's most expensive pie. And I asked earlier, how much are you willing to pay for a pie? Not how much do you think a pie should cost? Because I think there's two different things. Yes. How much are you willing to pay for like a top of the range? The most you're willing to pay? The rolls roy.

like all the best ingredients. But it's still just a single-serve pie. You said $12? I said $12 is probably up there. I reckon it's 14 max for me. Before I expected to come with like... Somewhere between 12 and 14. Some kind of side after that.

I believe a good pie should cost about $8 these days. Like a good pie. Yeah. Not like a pie warmer pie, a good pie. Have you ever had the buffalo chicken pie from pie rollers? No. I think it's about a $15. pie, but it's damn good.

Well, this pie makes that pie look like chicken feed. BJ's pies in Hamna Springs just outside of Christchurch is in the news because they're currently selling a crayfish pie for $50 a pie. $50.50.50. Was this the pie that made the news last year too? Oh, it could have been? I've just seen it in the news today. Remember, you and I wanted to go taste a little. the most expensive pie?

Oh yeah, it is too. Was it crayfish? And did they have gold leaf on the top or something? It might have been a different pie. I think maybe this is the place though. Right. And I think their thing is expensive pies. Here's someone from PJs explaining why their pie is $50.

Yep, $50 for a crayfish pie. You heard it right. It's locally sourced from Kikura. We have potato like a leg mash. Crayfish on top topped up with a besk. Bisk is made out of crick. fish cask and it's a Tennessee toniac and a local white wine. We make only small batches and it's only available for three orders.

Sounds beautiful. Sounds lovely. I just, 50 bucks though. I couldn't tell my dad that I'd spent $50 on a pie, you know? I couldn't feel comfortable. You should call your dad and ask him if he wants to try. Go halves.

Go halves on a crayfish pie, but it's 50 bucks. No, you'll go, oh, crayfish, yuck. I doesn't like crayfish. No, no, he's a mince and cheese man. I'd go hard with you. 25 bucks. I don't want half a pie though. Yeah.

Yeah. Because then we'd have to get another pie. Yeah. Then we'd have to get a Coke. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, there it is. If you know of a more expensive pie, can you text us on 9-6-9-6?

I think that's it. And I think maybe when we go down to Crycheurch for the Lord thing, we should try and get down to Hamner Springs and get one of the crayfish pies. Keene. Yeah. So long as we're using the company credit card. I was going to say. Keene to use the company's money.

It's tax deductible, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely. ZM's Brean Clint podcast. Time for the T. The T, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. This is unplanned, but our Hollywood correspondent, Dean. Hi, Dean. Currently on with Mr. Fantasy.

Is that right, Dean? Yes, Mr. Fentanyi is right here. I'm going to put him on the line. Yeah, Breed Clint from New Zealand. Oh, oh, New Zealand. Hi there. Hi, hi. Hi.

Mr. Fantasy, welcome back to the show. We've talked to you once before. Yes, I remember that. I remember that. What's happening? What's happening with you? Why are you hanging out with Dean McCarthy? If you can see where I am,

I'm standing on a red carpet with shiny lights everywhere, and Paris Wilson's about to come. No way. She's about to come. Yeah. And she's about to arrive. Mr. Fantasy, when are we getting new bops from you? I saw on TikTok you were in the studio making new music.

When are you dropping it? Well, that's the special question, isn't it? The music is coming, and it's just coming very soon, and it is being massaged right now. So you can trust that. Do you know what I mean? Take my word for it, because it is coming. And everyone's been asking, and there you have it.

Wonderful. Thank you, Mr. Fendency. It was a lovely surprise to have you on the show. We weren't expecting this. I hope you're licking everything and tasting everything. And I love McCarthy too. He's a good man. He is.

Give him a lick. He tastes delicious. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love you, man. There you have it. Bye, guys. Wow. See you, Dean.

We're on the red carpet. Are you saying goodbye to Mr. Fantasy, or are you saying goodbye to us? I actually say goodbye to Mr. Fantasy. He's walked away. You guys know who he is? We're still filming this. Did you know who he was? Yeah, yeah, we know Mr. Fantasy.

Yeah, we know all about Mr. Fantasy, Dean. The rumor is KJ. Arpa. That's the rumor on the street. Oh, yeah. I'm going to send you the video. We've actually filmed this. so I'm going to be able to send you the video. You can zoom in and you tell me what you think.

Yeah, yeah. I've got to run. Carmel Lectra's right here. I'm about to touch with Carmeletra. Paris Hilton is walking the red carpet in any moment now. It's a new Netflix documentary. It is about, it's got an infinite icon. It's a visual memoir of her life.

So it's going to be amazing. Okay, you're busy. You go. Thank you so much, Dean. We'll talk to you later. Bye, Dean. That sounds like a bit of me, though. I love Paraselton.

Come and Elektra. Yeah. Throwback. Love it. We were going to play the David Beckham clip of what he's said. Talk about it now. Well, I guess we can. Yeah.

David Beckham has spoken on the Brooklyn Beckham thing. It's kind of coded and veiled, but you know exactly what he's talking about. This is an interview that he did hours after Brooklyn Beckham's post went up yesterday, which, if you missed it, absolutely slagged off his entire family. You know, I've always spoke about, you know, social media and the power of social media, you know, for the good and for the bad. I've tried to do the same with my children to educate them. They make mistakes.

Children are allowed to make mistakes. they learn. So that's what I try to teach my kids, but you know, you have to sometimes let them make those mistakes as well. There's an absolute masterclass in passive, aggressive behaviour there because he's called him a child, he's minimised his feelings and he said that it's a mistake that he will learn from. And that is just, I say one-nill, David. 100% because he's done it in a classy way, which makes him look like the bigger person. but he's taken multiple shots back at Brooklyn. So it continues.

That's the team. The ZDM Podcast Network. David Gitter and the crew. Oh, man. Sorry. Carmen. I changed the brand. David Gitter, Tones and I and Teddy Swims.

I've changed the brand of protein bars that I'm eating. And I've gone for a discount one. God, it's bad. It tastes like medicine. If there's time later on, can you tell that story again? Yeah, sure. So good. We want to talk about...

No, don't pad for me. It's my bit, okay? Just let me have a sip of water. Okay. Jesus, just let me live my life. Just trying to do the right thing. Help you out. The right thing would be to check if I'm okay.

Okay? Well, you're still jabbering on. What you're doing is just... I'm trying to be professional. Trying to pad for time for you. I'm trying to be a good friend. Okay. Make it seem like there's nothing wrong.

Thanks, but no, thanks. Oh, sassy. Sassy. You can realize you've gone up a pants size into sassy. I'm wearing my elasticated sassies. Do you remember when I told you about my friends who don't have predetermined sides of the bed to sleep on? They're married, they have children, they've been together for 15 years, they do not have their own sides of the bed. Still blows my mind this story.

Unhinged. Like what about all the stuff you have on your side table? No. The way they operate is whoever goes to bed first just goes to the side they feel like. That is outrageous. Yeah, and whoever comes in second goes to the other side. I don't know how people live like that.

This clip I'm about to play you is up there with that, I believe. Okay. It's in the same realm. It's the same realm of unhinged behaviour. Okay? It's from a podcast called Girls Got to Eat. And you tell me if I'm overreacting. Okay.

Doesn't everyone charge their phone at night? I don't. What? When do you charge it? Whatever the wind blows. I don't know. Shut up, Raina. You don't plug it in at night?

No. So you feel comfortable waking up at like a 30. That what a drain? And then you'll just drain it. And then what if you have to run out? I feel good if it's over a 10. If I wake up and it didn't charge for some reason and it's at like a 30 or a 40, I'm anxious. What?

Squeeze me? What? Excuse me? Why wouldn't you? You charge it at night. It's clearly the best time to do it. Quick round the room. You obviously charge your phone at night.

Yes. Claudia, you're charging your phone at night? Every night, yes. Ella? Most nights. Oh, see, I told you. She was our outlier. Why wouldn't you be charging it?

Can't be bothered. Ella, this is, it's twofold. First of all, charge your phone. Have some semblance of organisation in your life. Please, you stress me out so much. I know. And I'm not saying this to stress you out. Two, too.

Yes. Your job is phone. That's your job. Your job is phone. Yeah, I know. You're our social media producer and your job is phone. I got a little charge of dongle here. I'm fine, see?

And if I know I've got a big event that I need my phone for, I'll make sure it's very much charged. I just don't see why you wouldn't do it. It just is so much easier and provides like a streamed line. I know. I agree with the other podcast lady who goes, who said her day would be ruined if she woke up but she hadn't charged her phone.

It just makes your day so much easier where you don't have to think about, oh, then I can maybe charge it then, or I can sit here and charge it. Literally, my phone died at the Ed Shearing concert, couldn't get home, had to stay the night at my friends. Ella! There's a great example.

That is a good example. What would happen if you charge your phone at night? And it's so easy. You just have the charger beside your bed. My charge is out of my room. Right, okay. Yeah. This is our producer who also doesn't have a pillow.

And then I found out today, her and her husband share a bath towel. Shower towel. They have one towel. Yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah, sorry. They have one towel. What, do you think there's different towels for a bath

and different towels for a shower? Isn't there not? No. There's no such thing as a shower towel. No. They have one towel in their relationship. That's so yuck. There's two on the rack,

but I think the problem is Ryan, my husband just picks the first one, which is my one. Oh, no. That's gross. How often is that towel getting washed? Maybe every week. My partner and I had a fight.

My partner and I had a fight because she, every time she would like wash her hands in the bathroom because my towel sits on top, she would wipe her hands on my towel. And I was like, wipe them on your own towel. Her hands are clean. And let alone her using my towel after she showers. Ella, Ella. Right. His body's clean.

Ella. Yeah. How many times a day do you shower? Twice or once? Or none. Twice? It depends how I feel. Oh, your bits and pits are all over that towel.

Yeah. How often does your partner shower? Yeah, every day because he runs. So once or twice? Once. That tells being used 21 times a week by two people before it gets a wash. Okay, I'll send this break to him and he can sort himself out. That's so, yeah.

Like, you could be wiping your face where he's wiped his pain. That's right. Okay, we'll turn her off now. Speaking of unhinged baby. Too far. We want to know the unhinged behaviour that you've witnessed. Maybe it's from your significant other, maybe it's from a friend of yours. Maybe it's from your sister, some part of their behaviour or personality.

Where you're like, that's not okay. That's not right. What are you doing? That's not normal human behaviour. That's not how the world operates. You should be hiding this behaviour from everyone. You should not have this on display. I hundred dials of them.

Or you can text it to 966966. Yes. What's the unhinged behaviour you've witnessed? It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're talking unhinged behaviours. We just played the clip. of the person who doesn't charge their phone at night, which fired us all up,

except for our producer Ella, who also doesn't charge her phone at night. And then couldn't get home from the Ed Shearing concert the other night because she had no battery on her phone. I honestly don't know how she survives. Someone texted and said, Clint's tone is really giving fed up with Ella's shenanigans energy. Yeah, it's like you're my big brother and I just annoy you.

A big bro. Yeah, I reckon that is the energy. This reminds me of a video I watch recently. What the hell? Wasn't that step, bro? Yuck. We want to know the unhinged behaviour that you've been privy to. And Carolyn is called through.

Hi, Carolyn. Hi, Carolyn. Hi, Bree. Hey, Clint. How are you? We're good. Who are you dobbing in, Carolyn? Well, actually, Ella encouraged me to dobs myself in

because I call her my spirit animal. I don't charge my phone at night either. Do you not? When do you charge it, Carolyn? Oh, you know, here and there in the car When I'm not answering phone calls I should be answering and I don't know It happens

Where is your charger? Where does your charger live? In the lounge in a cupboard What? Why? What? Why? So to charge your phone, you need to be in the lounge And you have to go and put your phone in a cupboard

I have to go put my phone in a cupboard Yeah, I don't think of it. Has this behaviour ever come back to bite you? Oh, well, you know, only a few times. I might have mentioned to Ella the time. Well, I might have missed, well, I have missed two international flights. What? I love how she just casually.

I might have missed two international flights. I cried and they gave her a room me a replacement for one of them, but the other one I had to pay for again. Anyway, I would say, I was going to say we should introduce you to Ella because you guys are piece in a pod. But I actually am scared about the world in which you two would exist if you were together, you know, like, if you were encouraging each other. Yeah, some kind of vortex.

Someone has to have a working phone to get home from the Ed Sharon concert, you know? Someone has to. You would have had a nice night staying with their friends. It's sweet. All kinds of fun things happen when you don't have your phone charged. I don't know if they do. I think they happen regardless. So stressful.

I feel like Ella and Carolyn are those friends. You know, in friendship groups, you always have like a minder of certain friends. Yes, everyone has a role. Yes. So like Ella and Carolyn always need someone with them at all times. Unbelievable, I'm the organiser of my friends. How? You don't have a phone to organise anything. Who are your friends? A herd of cats? Oh, oh, what's that from it one in the morning?

I look at it sort of. The first time we went on an international trip with Ella was like the first week we were working with her. I felt like we were taking our 12-year-old daughter on a flight. She left her passport on the other side of customs. We went through. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've done that.

I left it somehow between Paris and London on the Eurostar. And then once I left it behind under a pillow in Damascus. You're grounded, Carolyn. You're grounded. You're New Zealand grounded. You're not allowed to leave the country, okay?

Doesn't matter. She'll miss her flight anyway. In my defence, I was new to the job and really flustered. Carrying the passport was not the job. So what's been the excuse for the last three years? then. How dare you? Oh, come on, you can't say you're a very organised person. I try.

I'm not spreadsheets. You've gotten better. You've gotten better. We asked what's your unhinged behaviour. Someone said, my boyfriend will wipe his face after brushing his teeth on the hand towel that we use for visitors to dry their hands on. No, no, no, no. That's gross for them and gross for her.

You don't wipe your face on the hand towel because the hand towel is communal. You wipe it on your own towel. Also, the hand towel is disgusting. Yeah, plus I wouldn't be putting my face on the hand towel. Yuck. That's like, ugh. Someone said, my sister dated a man that only wore three pairs of undies a week.

Jim shower every day and would just put the old ones back on. I've told you about my flatmate. That's awful. Who you know this person, by the way. Okay. We can't name them. Okay. You tell me off air them.

Yeah, I'll tell you, I'll remind you, two undie cutter. He had the undies that were on and the undies that were in the washing machine. And this... And he wasn't repeating his undie wears, but he would do a full washing cycle for one pair of undies because he needed undies to wear the next day. See, now that is unhinged behaviour. If I lived with that person, I'd be ropeable.

That costs a fortune. There are people out there texting us who don't charge their phone every night. What about this one? My guy is washing his hands before a wee, but not after. That is unhinged. Someone else said, my boyfriend still licks the bowl after eating ice cream and has no shame about it. I'm kind of all for that one.

I actually don't mind that one. Like if you're at home, in the comfort of your own home, I'm kind of for that. Either I lick it or the dog's going to lick it. The ice cream bowl, then is. All right. No, there's more good ones. Is there?

Yeah, my friend puts her mouth up to the water dispenser. on her fridge. She doesn't use a cup, and I'm literally scared to even drink water from that house. She drinks from the fridge like it's a water fountain. That is diabolical. An adult. That's disgusting.

Someone said, my wife uses my face shaver to shave her legs in other bits, but never washes it out and leaves all the soapy, gunky stuff in it. I have to wash it out the next day. That's disgusting. Get a Venus like a normal woman. Yeah. Isn't that where you guys? Or just gets another razor, for God's sake.

Someone said our friends who are a long-term married couple, they groom each other's downstairs on the regular. Okay, that's just a kink thing. That's different. What would you like this week, honey? A palm tree. Just the usual, please, babe. A ZM's Brinklin podcast.

Our survey into whether we should keep Google Down or not was, it got a good response. Yeah. 50% of the text said, love Google Down. Can you guys get rid of name in a haystack? And the other half of the text said, I hate Google Down, do more name in a haystack. It's hard to know.

And for the people that texted through saying, Google Down is the worst segment I've ever heard in my life. We didn't ask you to be that honest. No. We just said, do you want to keep it or not? Just keep it or not. We appreciate your feedback. They've obviously been sitting on that anger for a while.

Here's my opportunity. Oh, finally they've asked me. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant cleanse. Google down. Punk. All right, here we go.

This could be the last one. Well, let's if we come up with something new for next week. We'll just talk. We'll just play it by you. We'll just have some chaty banter. What's that? Producer Ella? Pre-psychic radio.

Make that a weekly event. No, that is not a weekly event. That's an every now and then. It's only one that comes to her. When the messages arrive. So it depends on the moon cycle. Okay, can we take the brainstorm offline? Can we just do Google Down?

I love brainstorming on it. Me too. Okay, here we go. Google down. I've put these questions into Google and the team need to be the first person to yell out the correct answer. If it's you, I'll give you a point.

First to three takes the win. Here comes question number one. How many Tickle Me Elmo's was sold in 19. $900,000. $1 million. I'm going to give it to Clint. Approximately $1 million.

That's a lot. Which is a lot. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Thank you. Okay, it's enough. Question number two. How many number one global hits has Lady Gaga had? Six.

Oh, good from you, Claudia. It is six. Just dance. poker face, born this way, shallow, rain on me and die with a smile for people playing along at home. Wonder Claude, Wonder Clint. Question number three. What is the name of the movie coming out this year that stars Margo, Robbie and Jacob Allerty? Wuthering Heights.

Wuthering Heights. She said Wuthering Heights. Come on. I'll give it to it. Thank you. What is it, sorry? Wuthering Heights. What are you?

But I knew what you meant. Wuthering. Wuthering. It could be an accent thing, so I'll give it to you. Thank you. Everyone is one a piece. Question number four. Who wrote the book, The Great Gatsby?

We should know this, guys. Scott Fitzgerald. If Scott Fitzgerald. I forgot the F. I'll give it to you, Claude. Oh, thank you. If Scott Fitzgerald is correct. Man, if Scott Fitzgerald.

F is such a average first name. Question number five. How many prime ministers has New Zealand had? Forty-two. Your call. You know what? I feel generous, so I'll give it to Ella. I'll take it.

Even though you said 12 and then you said 42 at the same time as Claudia. Have we squeezed out 42 prime ministers? When America is only on to like president number 50 something. Wow. Shorter terms? Yeah, I guess. They get bullied out faster. And presidents can go back to back.

Prime Ministers can go back to back. Drone Keated back to back to back. Did he? Yeah, that's if you liked. Yeah, right. The country ends up hating people so they're like, nah. Yeah. Next.

Question number six. That's crazy, eh? We love you. We love it. We love you. No, we hate you. Get out. Never come back.

Question number six. Who invented the robot vacuum? Donald G Moore. Well done, Claudia. Thank you. Nothing's changed. That is the win. Donald G. Moore is correct.

Georgina, well done. You backed Claudia for the win, so there's $50 coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you very much. Well, God, Claudia. Thank you very much. Georgina, you want to keep Google down in 2026 or get rid of it for something else? Oh, keep it going. Yeah. She just won 50 bucks, of course.

Yeah, yeah. She's biased. She's biased. Bree and Clint. Next, Brie wants to pay tribute to one of the biggest movies of this century. I would have to say the nostalgia is going to hit everyone who grew up in the 2000s very hard next. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. I thought I'd hit you with a bit of nostalgia this afternoon. God I love nostalgia. It's a powerful drug.

Isn't it? And I don't think nostalgia. Because everything was better in the past, Bree. That's what your brain tells you. Yeah, well, it only remembers the best things. That's right. You know, it's like, oh, I remember that. Remember this?

And the reason I want to bring up nostalgia this afternoon and take you back to a place is because today marks 20 years since the iconic high school musical. Zach Ephron, Vanessa Hudgens. 20 years. 20 years today. So Zach Ephron is 20 years older than he was in high school musical. Correct. That's a weird thing to think about.

Which I mean he was very young in that movie. Yeah. Argoni would have been probably 16. Really? Don't quote me on that. I've never seen it. I can't believe you've never seen high school musical. Yeah.

But again, I've seen nothing, so. Yeah. You need to. Maybe when your daughters are a bit older, they will love it. Oh, yeah, I'll save it for that. That will be cute. Yeah. I thought to celebrate a high school musical turning 20 today,

I could take you back 20 years and remind you of a few things that also turned 20 this year. Okay. Let's kick it off with the iconic movie Devil Wears Prada. And you have no style or sense of fashion. I think that depends on what you're... No, no. That wasn't a question. Which the new Devil Wears Prada movies coming out this year. Yes, it does.

Obviously, to celebrate 20 years since the original. Very exciting. The film Borat turns 20 this year. I get the step. He must get the step. I get the step. Clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success.

Great success. Also, a movie you saw for the first time last year or the year before, Step Up. I can't believe there's no one else. None who have the time. And you say that he can dance? He's adequate. Adequate.

See, that's my concern. Kenning Tatum's big breakout. Yeah, 20 years ago this year. The TV show that launched 20 years ago this year was Hannah Montana. Oh. Was it the first thing Miley had done? It was the first time we met Miley Cyrus? Yeah.

So we met Miley Cyrus at the same time we met Troy Bolton. Yes. Wow. It was kind of the era of Disney movies and shows, you know. The TV show that also came out 20 years ago was Grey's Anatomy. Now in its 22nd season, I think. But not final season? I don't think so.

I think, yeah, I think it's just going to keep going. Also, the Hills was 20 years ago this year. Including this song from Natasha Beddingfield came out 20 years ago. Okay. We're not even done yet, but how good was 2006? An absolute cracking year. Yeah, 2006 was where it was at, eh? Also, Taylor Swift's debut album came out in 2006.

She's been at it for 20 years. 20 years. Two decades. Wow. A few more things. We'll get through Twitter launched in 2006. And the Nintendo Wii also came out in 2006. The Wii, such a good time, eh?

Is this music from Wii? Yeah. Oh, I see this on Reels all the time. I had no idea what it was. It's from Wii Sports. Is it? Or it's from when they're creating the characters on the Wii. You know when you're like creating your little avatar?

This is going to drive you insane. I've never played Wii. What? Oh, Claudia. Hold on, wait, I'm going on Trade Me. I'm going to buy a Wii. God, if you've just tuned in, that sounded weird. Yeah, a lot of Wii chat on the show this afternoon.

Nah, I'm buying a Wii and you're playing Wii for the first time. Well, what a great year, 2006. Oh, here to go. Also the year I started in radio. Is that? Yeah. I was still in high school. What a great year.

I was six. 150 bucks. A wee in six games. Not a bad deal. Do you want to play? I love to be good friend. Can I play tennis? Yeah.

It's one of the best. No, bowling's the best. Bowling. My poor Nan played once and then she couldn't lift her arm the next day. What do you mean? Do they play DVDs? Wees? Yeah.

So, no. Xbox dues. Does. What, do you want to get your Blu-ray collection out or something? Clint's box. Bree and Clint. The Beckham's Brie and Clint Podcast. The Beckhams are currently airing all of their family dirty laundry for the world to see.

So we thought, do you want to fill us in on the drama that's currently going on in your family at the moment? Because maybe you don't have the 16 million followers that Brooklyn Beckham has. So there's a chance that the world won't get to know what's going on in your family. But you still want to vent? Well, fair not. It's a service that we're providing this afternoon. And Kristen has called through. Hi, Kristen.

Hi, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. What is the family drama going down in your family, Kristen? So the initial incident happened back in 2018. Okay. My father asked if he could use my bank card to make a trade-me purchase, which I told him no. Right. Got it.

I didn't want him having my card details. But so subsequently, he didn't end up purchasing. some brakes for his bike. He biked to work, fell off and broke his hip. He was 52 years old and had three vehicles, a full license, and a full-time job. So he had absolutely no reason to be biking to work. But apparently I'm at fault for breaking his hip. What?

I was going to say, it sounds like he thinks it's your fault. Yeah? Yeah, and so the last time I spoke to him, I didn't speak to him at all after that. And then in 2021, my Nana sadly passed away. So I got to see him on my 21st birthday at my Nana's birthday. at my inners funeral, which he did wish me a happy birthday. He just said, your car looks a bit shit.

Oh. Did you say father or father-in-law? My father. My father-in-law, oh, he wouldn't dare do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Kristen, has your father always been a bit of a knoll? Talk to him in like 10 a share, so I don't even know. He's still alive, to be honest.

Why was he asking to use your bank card? Did he not have one? He owed the bank. I think it was close to $8,000, and my sister also owed the bank money so he couldn't use her card. So why would you hand over your card? Why would you be handing over your card details?

I wasn't going to risk it. I wasn't going to risk it. Yeah, fair enough, mate. Yeah, Kristen, that's shit. Sorry you're going through it, but hey, thanks for sharing your family drama with us. We appreciate you. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi Anonymous. Hi. Hi, tell us about the family drama. Frankly, my sister married a man who none of us are overly fond of. Wait, say that again? Say that again, sorry, Anonymous? My sister married a man that none of us are overly fond of. Okay, right, and how come? He just, he's just a bit of a dick, quite frankly.

The way he treats my sister is super great. Right, yeah. Like, a couple years ago, I had a kid. Like, seven-ish months pre-gents. He all sitting at the dinner table, and he goes, can you cook me a tomato place? And it wasn't actually like, they were like, can you like, we'll get up to it. Oh, yeah. In front of the family as well.

So the whole family feel this way about him. Has anybody talked to your sister about it? If I don't probably be met with hospital, I think. Okay. Be there when, quite frankly, I could inevitably pick up the pieces. Yeah. And being like, actually the whole I want for my life.

Yeah. I'm just going to let it play out and we'll be there for her, hopefully. Like, I mean, hey, hopefully he gets better. It's not an issue. Yeah. But if she, she'll figure it out eventually what she needs to do. But isn't it always the case? I feel like families always get more complicated when the siblings are getting into, you know,

relationships and getting married and you're adding extra people in and that's when things go south. Well, you're not just marrying a person, are you? You're marrying a family. That's the thing. We asked, what's the family drama going on in your family? Someone has texted and said, my sisters are currently fighting with each other. because Sister A told Sister B she wanted to kill her. Oh, Jesus.

They aren't speaking. Sister A can't remember why the argument even started or why she said that. My guess is it was chocolate related. Oh, no. That's just something you say to your sister. Like within a sister relationship at some point, you will tell each other you want to kill each other.

At some point you might try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here's another sister one. It says, and I haven't spoken in two years. She took my daughter to get a tongue piercing without speaking to me

and then got angry at me for being annoyed at her and now won't be in the same room as me. Suits me just fine. How tone-diff can you be to get someone else's child's tongue-pierced? I mean, it's not even like... Wait, wait, we don't know how old the daughter was. What if the daughter was like 27? Well, yeah.

And that's the daughter's choice. You can't be angry at your sister, but if she was like... No, I think you still can be angry at your sister. What? Because... What, if the daughter's 27? Yeah. That's the daughter making the choice then. No, but you should still have gone, oh, you should talk to your mum about this.

27? Yeah, if she's coming to you and she goes, can you take me to get my tongue pierced? Like, she can go and get her tongue pierce on her own. God, your poor daughters, you're going to run a tight household in there. No, she is interfering. It doesn't matter the age. She has interfered. You reckon?

I think it definitely. changes it. Anyway, the daughter's not 27. Okay, the daughter will be like 16. Yeah, can that person text back? I know that they're not. We didn't realize my dad had a secret family until the other woman announced on Facebook

that they were engaged. Needless to say, shit got real. Yeah, I bet it. Whoa, you found out about dad's secret family on Facebook. That's wild. And an awful way to find out. Yeah. What about this?

My family drama is that half of my family have come out about how against they are with gay marriage, saying that they do not want to attend or have anything to do with our weddings. I am gay and so is one of my brothers. Me and my mum had talked about her giving me away and now our family has been torn in two. That's sad.

That one is really sad. That's not your fault. They're going to miss out, not you guys. Yeah, that's their loss. Yeah, that's their loss. I'm not talking to my mum at the moment because she was talking about me in the family chat because she didn't like the way that I did my laundry.

She was trying to turn my sisters against me. Why? What do you do with your laundry? What are you doing? What about this? My nana passed away a few years ago. My dad's mum. My mum used to send her money every month to support her

and so she could enjoy her life slash go away with friends. My mum told me a few times that she can't wait for her to die so she doesn't have to send her money anymore. I'm still furious. She passed away quite quickly of cancer. That's hectic. Family drama, my mum's grumpy at me because I went through IVF and I didn't ask her first. What?

I'm 30. I own my own home. I'm married and I moved out when I'm 16. See? This is like the 27th thing, getting the tongue piss. You don't need to ask your mum. You're your own person. That's crazy.

My brother's ex-wife cheated on him through their whole marriage was her choice to end the marriage and then she proceeded to act like the victim ever since, posting BS on Facebook. Oh, that is drama. That is drama. Anyone who tries to get their point across on Facebook? Yeah. Not good, eh?

Should be taken with a grain of salt, in my opinion. Call me judgmental. Good, thanks guys. Thanks for the drama. That was juicy. Next, we're going to do a birthday banger. Okay, no drama involved. Just your 16th birthday.

Just straight fire bangers. Yeah, and if you are 16th, Brie will take you to get your tongue pierced. That person message back. Oh, yeah? They said my daughter was newly 16 with no job at the time and had asked for money for clothes for that particular shopping trip. Yeah.

So yeah, no, not okay. Not okay. 16. A child. Yeah, not okay. Your sister was in the wrong, for sure. You put a hole in my child. They've got a lot. What's the we're going to do with her now? Oh, $800 a day.

She's not in a punk band, you know? Look out your birthday banger. Dead is Brinclan. It's my birthday. Brainclan's birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16.

We'll figure out three and play one. Cade's up first. Cutta Cade. Hi, Cade. Hey. How's your day been today, Kate? Oh, I'm off the bed. Oh, good to hear, mate.

What's your favourite flavour of chips, Cade? Um, personally, I'm a salt and vinegar person. I feel like salt and vinegar. It's the nation's chip. Is at the tippity top. It's just on a, you know, high at the moment. Kay, what's your date of birth?

We'll tell you what your birthday banger is. 10-494.94. 10-494. Okay, that means you was 16 in 2010. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. God, this was big.

Usher and Will I Am, OMG. What do you reckon, Cades? Oh, I love it. This one I got married as well, so. Yeah. No way! Wait, you got married at 16. Yeah, wait, what?

Yeah, I got married at 16. A week before 16 got, like, a lot of them were lost. Yeah. Just married, six kids later. No way. Yeah, just got to full out games week. That's not something you hear every day, Kate. No, it's not.

No, no. Oh, M-G, indeed. Thanks, Kate. Wait, there you could be our winner. Caz is next. Hi, Cass. Hi, Cass. Hey, there, how are you?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad, thanks, not too bad. Good to hear, Kaz. Hey, you didn't get married at 16 too, did you? No, I don't have stories quite like that, sorry. No, that's all good, Kaz. All we need is your birthday.

12th of Jan 75. Oh, happy birthday for the other week, Cass. Thank you. You were 16, though, and nine. 1991. And Kaz, we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday bang. Oh, it's a goody, Cass.

It's a goodie. Maybe one of the best one he'd woners ever. Are you into it? Yeah, I guess so. A little bit of embarrassing. It's got a good novelty factor. And it got that much cooler when he did an ad for fridges? Yeah, he did an LG ad for a fridge freezer.

for a fridge freezer that made ice cubes. Round ice cubes. Yeah. Wait there, Kaz, we're going to do one more birthday banger for B. Hi, B. Hi, B. Hi.

How's your day been, B, B? Oh, good, busy. You've been a busy bee then? Yes. Get in! What's your favourite flavour of chip, B? Mine's salted vinegar, too. Sold and vinegar, yeah.

Oh, hell yeah, B. I can confirm the Breen chip is not salt and vinegar if you wanted to have a guess. Not some vinegar. It's an all new flavor. We think it's a new flavor. Yeah, all new. Hey, B, what is your birthday, mate?

30th of November, 1994. Right, that means you were 16 in 2010. In B, here is your birthday banger. From the Kesha vault. Cheon. B, you've got to be happy with that. I think I prefer the first one. Oh, scandal.

Kesha's going to be in the country very soon. Is she? She's playing an electric ab. Oh, she has too, that's right. Yeah. All right, we've got to choose between Casha Vanilla Ice and Will I am and Usher. I'm a Kesha girl through and through.

Yeah, me too. Really? Yeah. Well, I'm an Usher man through and through, but in the context of these three songs, I vote Casher. Oh, nice. Hey, B, you've just won birthday banger, and in honor of you, we're renaming it to

We Be Who We Be. You are welcome, B. From 2010, Turn it up, Brian Clint. Hot and dangerous. ZD.N. Brian's, Brian Clint. Tune for B, it's a birthday banger from Kasha from the year 2010. We are who we are. I completely forgot that she's coming to play Laneway this summer.

No. Electric Avenue. Letchard. Oh, I'm so gutted. I'm not going to be there. I tried. I tried to get tickets. Allegriac Avenue is so good.

And I'm so happy for Christchurch that they have that festival. It's going to be great. and you know what it does to Auckland is is it makes us experience what the rest of the country experience is when all the concerts are in Auckland? Yeah, you have to travel. Yeah, and you're like, oh, I can't make it.

That's so annoying that it's not in Auckland. But that's what everybody else deals with all the time. Good to spread it around. God, she has... She'll play all these bobs, eh? Oh, hopefully. I hope she doesn't do her new stuff. Because...

Give the people what they want, she will. Play the heads, she will. She will. Mark. Dead Am's Brie and Clint podcast. I had a realisation over the holidays

that I don't think I can tell the Aussie and the New Zealand accent apart anymore. Oh, Raleigh? Well, when you do that, I can. But I just don't think I can. Like, my partner all the time will be like, they're Kiwi. Like when we're watching TV shows or movies,

oh, that's a Kiwi. I'll be like, is that? I can't tell. It's because you, I think, now have a trans Tasman accent. It's mixed, hey? It's mixed. The Aussies.

would think you sound Kiwi and the Kiwis will think you sound Aussie. You're trans. Yeah, trans Tasman accent. Yeah. Hmm. I thought we could do a bit of a test this afternoon where you and I, you're the, what's it called in a, when you do like a... Oh, the safety.

You're the safety? Yeah. Yeah. The control. The control. You're the control in this test. And we're going to get people on. We've asked people to call if you're Kiwi or you're Aussie.

And I'm just going to see if I can tell the difference. Ella's vetted these people. Are they all genuine or is anyone trying to jupe us in this Ella? I don't think so. You think they're all legit? Yeah. Okay, very good. Let's bring on our first person.

Danica. Hi, Danica. Hi, Danica. Sure, mate. Danica, whereabouts in the country do you live? Tarniki Makoto. She's trying to throw us. I know how we can tell.

Okay. Danica or Danica? Danica. It's Danica. and she's a Kiwi. See, I had no idea. Darnica. I was going to say, I was going to say Aussie.

Bloody chance. Yeah. Thanks, Darnaca. Thanks, Darnika. Let's go to Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Hey, guys.

What's your favorite music at the moment, Olivia? Oh, I really like Tate McRae. Okay. What, have you been to any shows recently? Um, yeah. We, like, did movies count? Kiwi. Ozzy.

Olivia? Oh, I am actually a Kiwi, but I was, it was a bit hard, though, because I grew up in Ozzy for a few years when I was younger, but I'm a Kiwi. It's an Aussie accent, though. I can hear it. No, I'm a Kiwi. It is, because you said, Kiam. She said, does that count?

No, the Kui goes. Does it count? Well, I reckon you're trans, like Brie. Bit of bias. Yeah, I think I have a trans-Tasman accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks. Liv. Let's go to Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hi, Ryan.

Good day, guys. What do you do for work, Ryan? I'm a people leader in technology. I look after a techie geek. You're a techie geek. Techie geek. Are you Mac or Apple? Mac or PC? No, I look after them, so I'm not technical at all. You just call the help desk or pull it out on the wall because I have no clue. You look after the people?

Yes. Ozzy. My gut says Ozzy. What do you think, Clint? He's a, oh, he's just giving it away, he's Ozzy, yeah. I was going to say Kiwi. Were you? Yeah, yeah.

I got one. I think it's because he sounds like one of my friends. Bella, hi Bella. Hi, Bella. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you play any sport, Bella? Yeah, a little bit of pickleball, which is good fun.

Kiwi. Kiwi. Bella? You got it. Yeah. Maybe I'm not as bad as I thought. so clearly with Bella. Yeah, Bella,

yours is the thickest. Or should I say, the fuckest. It's because she's playing, it's because she's playing puckleball. Puckleball. Yeah, yeah.

Are you in the South Island, Bella? No, I'm from Wellington. It's pretty close. Okay. Wellington. I was going to throw you up from the AXX,

I thought no. Yeah, Bella's was easy. Give us your best Ozzy X. Let's hear it. Oh, good day, good day. That was kind of South African.

A little bit Indian as well. I know. Thanks Bella. Thanks Bella. Really, go, not as bad as you thought. Not as bad as I thought. Can we play again? Yeah.

Next week? Just a test. We should do different countries. Okay, what country do you want to do next week? We could do India. You have to pick if it's a Kiwi accent or an Indian accent. We could do... Greenland.

Yep, Greenland. Yeah, sure, yeah. Because if I know my accent, the Greenland accent is the accent I know the most. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Insah, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.