ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st July 2021

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

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Welcome to the Brain Climber Podcast I mean how good was just the Do you ever just think about songs and you're like that was a great noise Baja Men, is that what you're talking about? Yeah, the noise where they're like Entire fortunes are built off people's ability to realize that a noise is catchy yep and if the Baja men are rich it's just it's not because of get big fluffy bad fluffy get back you'll flee you're in for the mongrel it's because they were sitting the men were sitting around the

Baja at one stage and someone just realized that who let the dogs out who who who who it's catchy it's so catchy yeah like certain like noises we're not talking about lyrics it's just like the noise the hook yeah the essence like in another example cisco thong song that brilliant see Yeah, it's not the verse of the thong song that you're here for No, it's that noise I'm here for the noise It's great I just love giving a shout out to, you know Really solid noises in music

Nah, you've got a point Yeah That's it right there. That's money. But then there's genius also in putting that behind it. Yeah. But if you don't have the noise,

then nothing makes sense. This is so funny. You'll find out why this is funny later in the podcast. But there's something that happens on the show today and now we both think that we're musical experts. Now tell them. You can tell them. You reckon you don't want to spoil the surprise?

No, you can tell them, because then they can, because what if we don't tell them and then they miss out? Do you reckon people tune out halfway through this podcast? Maybe. Okay, we turned Bree's poetry into music today. She didn't know it was happening, and we got Saatchi, who are a New Zealand electronic act, to turn her song into, her lyrics into, her poem into a song.

Does it have the power of the Baha men? That's yet to be seen. The vocal is a girl named India who has an amazing voice. And I loved a text we got where they said she could read a heat pump instruction booklet and it would sound amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually was so surprised. a heat pump instruction booklet, and it would sound amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually was so surprised. Not really, because I know how talented these musicians are,

but they had to work with my lyrics, but it was pretty damn good. I'll play just a little bit. I'm not going to play the whole thing here. You'll have to skip through the podcast if you want to hear it. Oh, don't do that. Then you'll miss all the other good stuff. That's all you get, just that bit. I'm hooked and I've heard it.

Watch this space, everybody. Very cool. I wish that was the next Hot Mess Express collab. Oh, same. But things just haven't worked out that way. That could be our next song. We have to buy our own lyrics back from Saatchi. Yeah.

I've got a lot more sad emotional poems in this phone. Does the Hot Music Express do sad songs though? Yeah. Do they? That's the space we move into. We released a high energy banger and then we released something like that. Is it time for the Hot Music Express to release their breakup album? Yeah. That's still drum and bass, but it's like, you know, emotional and it's in there.

It's involved. I'm sad, bitch. Tissues. That time of the month. Eat my feelings PMS I've sent a text And she has read it Gonorrhea

Gonorrhea? Fuck I took it too far Anything else That needs to be brought up today? I don't think so. How manly am I, by the way? I didn't bring it up on the show today, but see this on my arm there? Oh, is that, I know what this is.

That's allergy testing. No, it's not allergy testing. What is it? That's fence paint, baby. I've been out there doing the mahi. I've been out there with the tradies painting the fence. Yeah, you do that mahi. I did I've been out there with the tradies painting the fence. Yeah. You do that mahi.

I did a big arvo on the tools yesterday. Painting. And that's just DIY life. Is that what you call him? You have paint on you. There's probably some paint in my hair too. Just, you know. No, that's your grey hairs.

I don't want to brag. No, I'm painting black actually. Oh, then what's the white in your hair? That's grey hairs. Oh. Yeah, just tradie life. If there's any tradies listening to this podcast on site, can I just say, recognise the hustle, guys.

How come you have an Audi station wagon and not a Ford Ranger? As my wife said, I'm not allowed one. I guess the tools will fit in the back of the Audi, won't they? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, you don't put dirty... Wreck the leather. Don't put dirty stuff in the Audi. Wreck the leather.

I had to pick up some more fencing boards. You also don't want to damage the heated seats. No, you don't want to damage the heated seats. Wait, does it have heated seats in the back of the car as well? Don't know. I've never ridden in the back. You should try riding in the back one. That'd be really...

That's the ultimate luxury. How about, how about. Buy yourself an Audi and then get someone to drive you around in it. You know when you can ride in the back? We should go back to the idea we had last year that we never got around to. Don't know why, where I do a burnout in your Audi and you can sit in the back. Sit in the back seat, yeah. That sounds awesome.

And test out the heated seats. I'd be interested to know because. What does it, you want to know if it's got heated seats. I'd be interested to know because... You want to know if it's got heated seats in the back? If it's got heated seats in the back, you know your car is flat. Should we send Ben down there now? Should we send Ben to the basement? Ben, can you... I'll dial you in, mate.

Look at Ben. He's like, no. Can you come and get my car keys? Can I get my keys? Come on. Let's do it. You want to know? Let's do it.

No one's going to care about this tomorrow. No, I'm not going to care tomorrow. I need to know now. This is how we know how flash Clint's Audi is. If it's got heated seats in the back, it's flash. Have you lost the keys? There's a bad time to lose the keys. Horrible time.

Where's my keys? This is awkward, isn't it? They're not in your bag? Producer Anastasia, help me out here. Got him! Well, it looks like a fancy key. Fancy key. How much would that cost to replace?

How much would the key cost to replace on one of those things? They're really expensive, Aves. Like $1,000, I think. Any keys, any of these digital keys are expensive to replace. There's a computer chip and all that kind of shit in it. Have we got Ben on the line? Bring him up. Come in, Ben.

Come in, Ben. Come in, Producer Ben. Yeah, he's on his way. What's the bets? What's the bets? Producer Anastasia, do you think heated seats in the back of Clint's Audi, brand new 2021 model? What do you think? It Anastasia, do you think heated seats in the back of Clint's Audi brand new 2021 model? What do you think?

It's not a 2021 model, it's a 2016. So brand new 2021 model Audi, yes or no? I don't know, like I've got this rule that I don't go into like expensive cars because like the owners are normally like road wankers. So

that was a solid burn from you. I just don't know anything about expensive cars, but you know what? It's an expensive car. So I'm going to say yes. I don't, I just want to put this out there. Heated seats are becoming more and more mainstream. Whatever you say,

mate. You get heated seats in a ute these days. That's a luxurious vehicle to me. Yeah, it must be nice. Ben, where are you at the moment? I've never had a car with heated seats.

Waiting for the lift. Didn't think to take the stairs this morning. Ben? Yeah? Clint says heated seats in cars are quite common. Does your car have heated seats? No, I haven't tried. His car's from the 90s.

No, it's 2000-something. It's 2003. That'd be nice. That donut must be nice. I'm going to say it doesn't. I'm going to say there would definitely be cars that have heated seats all the way through. There is, yeah. 100%.

I'm going to say yours. In Vaughan's car park. Are you down at B2? Found it. That's the big Audi. Does it look flash? Brand new? Nah, it's his. Ah, who cares? All right.

Here we go. Oh, there's lots of stuff in the boot. Not the boot. Not the boot. Get in the back seat. No, it's in the back seat. Yeah, I'm in the back. Okay.

He can't get in the back seat. Oh, will the buttons be in the back seat? Yeah. Okay. Ah. Oh, well, you control it. Start the car up. Yeah. Oh. Oh, will you control it? No, don't start the car. Take it for a drive, Ben.

Do a skid. Do a burnout. Why is the radio on? It's like a spaceship to Ben. Okay. All right. How do I do the heated seat? Are you in the back seat?

I'm not telling you how to do it. Can you see do I do the heated seat? Are you in the back seat? I'm not telling you how to do it. Can you see a button for heated seats anywhere? Ah. Not yet. Look on the door handle. It'll be like

a little heater sign and a seat. Door handle. If you can't see it, it's not there. Look in the back of the centre console where the rear

air conditioning panel is. Don't touch the solid gold that's in the centre console, though. Clint's taking that to the bank. I have no idea what I think. I feel like we sent the wrong person. Producer Ben doesn't care about cars. All right, come back. Anastasia, you ready to go down and have a look at my...

No, no. Oh, my God. I'm going to say no. Okay, come back, Ben. That was anticlimactic, wasn't it? Yeah. I'm going to say no, it doesn't. Oh, cool.

If you can check. So am I relatable again? Oh, sure. I don't like them, really. What, heated seats? No. Apparently it makes you feel like you've weed your pants a little bit. They give you swamp ass.

Yeah. Yeah. They make your ass sweaty. Yeah, sweaty. I've got a really hot ass. Yeah. I just got a hot everything. Where do you sweat the most?

This is a good question. Where do you personally? In the driver's seat of my brand new Audi. Now, where? What place do you sweat the most from? Upper lip. Centre of my chest. See, everyone has one, right? Mine, I think mine's face.

Yeah, face. Yeah, yours is face too. Yeah, we have so many similarities Brie. Yeah, we are pretty much the same. Yeah. I wish I was young and, you know, thin like you are still though. Alright, this is getting depressing, I reckon. Now we're going to flip the moat.

Go on. Send out the new song. Well, it's coming up in the podcast, Anastasia. Oh, no. Release it now. Release it. Yeah, I forgot about that. Whoops.

Les Vaughan and Megan are on a much-deserved break. Don't worry, they'll be back soon. In the meantime, play ZM's Bree and Clint. Morning, everybody. Bree and Clint. Today, Wednesday. Wednesday, yeah. All kind of blurring into one.

I came up with the genius idea yesterday, and I stand by it. Oh, can I guess what it is? Yeah. Rename Wednesday to Hump Day. No. It's like the middle of the week and now we're sliding down. That's already been done.

It's already been done. All the good ideas have been done. What's your idea? Yesterday, I was very tired and I was trying to do my work and then my dog Whitney was annoying me and I was like, I'd already taken her for a walk to the dog park and a play. Yeah. But she needed to go for another one so I was like,

oh, I really don't want to. So I put her on the leash and I took her around the block, which isn't far enough, but I was like, oh, I'll just take her around the block. And that's when I saw a scooter parked on the corner. Like a lime scooter. Like a lime scooter, but it was an Uber one, and I decided, I was like, what if I hire this and then I'm in, you know,

she goes for a run. Wait a minute. And I don't have to do much. Wait a minute. Did you literally see a scooter outside the dairy? Nuck my nut. Nuck my nut. Walking my dog on a scooter.

And to be honest, I know what people are going to say. Yes, I realise how stupid and dangerous it is. Is it? Well, I mean, she could dart out in front of it. Right. But that was the risk I was willing to take. Because people walk their dogs on bikes. Yeah, that's true. People have got like border collies and they can't

keep up with it and stuff. I see them riding a bike beside the dog. Yeah, but you have to train your dog. And you have to train yourself. Like how skilled are you at dog scootering, I guess? Well, that's the thing. Yeah, but you have to train your dog. And you have to train yourself. Yeah. Like how skilled are you at dog scootering, I guess? Well, that's the thing. I actually saw you talking about this on your Instagram and you said that you're now convinced you're going to get an e-scooter.

I think I'm going to buy one. Are you? Yeah. Any advice on the text machine? What's the best and cheapest? No. Do you want best or do you want cheapest? I want the best cheapest.

You want best cheapest. Yeah. You want the cheapest best. You want best cheapest. Yeah. You want the cheapest best. The cheapest best. I want you to get one like, do you remember on the movie Zoolander, the character Hansel played by Owen Wilson, he rode a scooter, not an e-scooter, but he rode a regular scooter. I'm not getting a Razor scooter.

Yeah, I know. You can get your e-scooter, but he stored his in a satchel. So he carried it around on a satchel on his back. That's right. It was very cool. Yeah. I don't know how heavy the batteries and stuff are in these e-scooter, but he stored his in a satchel. So he carried it around on a satchel on his back. That's right. It was very cool. Yeah. I don't know how heavy the batteries and stuff are in these e-scooters, but I think you should get a satchel to go with your...

Yeah, because they fold down. Yeah. Imagine how big the satchel would be. But imagine how cool you would be, you know? I'd be so cool. Probably too cool for here. I reckon. You know?

I'd be off to, like, the fashion world. Yeah, see you later. You're off to work for Tralee's Cooper. Milan. Yeah. I'm off to Milan. Oh reckon. You know, I'd be off to like the fashion world. Yeah, see you later. You're off to work for Tralee's Cooper. Milan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's kick the show off this morning with another round of Tradiverse Lady and $50 cash up for grabs.

All right, if you want it, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM and see if you can beat out your opponent. We have written none of the questions yet. No, I've written five. Have you written five? Yeah, I'm onto it. All right, well, I'm going to put my feet up

and we're going to go slow. Maybe another coffee. You've got to write the last two. All right, get ready for some rugby questions. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.

Just come up with another brilliant idea after our phone system has literally shat its pants. Apparently we can't hear. Do you want to test it? Let's test it out first. Pippi, are you there? What are you saying? Yeah, it's a little bit crusty.

Can you give us a check one, two, check one, two? Check one, two, one, two. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's try Anthony's line. Anthony, are you there? Yep. Can you give us a check one, two, check one, two, testies, testies? Check one, two, check one, two, testing.

Good. I reckon we can get away with this. I'm glad you didn't say testies to test the phone line, Anthony. You were onto that one. Testies, testies. One, two, three. All right, let's give it a go. You're going to give it a go?

Let's give it a go. Okay, our tradie this morning is Anthony, and our lady this morning is Pippa. You guys are playing for $50 cash. First to three questions right wins. Why did I look at that and think her name was Pippi? Pippi. I have no idea. Oh, her name is Pippi. It name was Pippi? Pippi. I have no idea.

Oh, her name is Pippi. It is. Your name is Pippi. Hi, Pippi. Morning, it's Pippi. It's Pippi. There we are. Okay.

Got it. Your buzz is Lady. Anthony, yours is Tradie. Good luck, guys. Let's see how far we can get through this. Here we go. Question number one. The 2020 Olympics kicks off on Friday.

Name the four different strokes in the swimming events. Lady? Anthony. Freestyle. Yep. Stroke. Yep. So have you stopped answering the question or has your phone line dropped out? Freestyle, breaststroke.

Bad stroke. You got one more. There he is. Butterfly. or has your phone line dropped out? Freestyle breaststroke. Bad stroke. You got one more. Butterfly. There he is. Butterfly. Bit of help from his friends in the back. Nice work.

One for the tradies. Question number two. England celebrated Freedom Day yesterday. What are they free from? Freedom. Yes, Anthony. Lockdown. That is.

They are free from lockdown. Been in lockdown for pretty much 18 months. Very exciting times for the UK. Question number three. You could win it here. Anthony, who sings this song? Yes, Anthony. Can we get that again?

It's Sia. Yeah, he's done that. It is Sia. Okay, well done, Anthony. Sorry, Pippi. These phone lines are tickled this morning. That is not good. I mean, it's not like we're a radio station,

so it's all good. We'll send Ben into the mainframe. He's going to climb in. He's going to reroute the train sponsor. We'll be all right. Brie and Clint. Brie and I are just watching the trailer for the new Jackass movie. I like it. I think it's going to be good.

Of course you like it because it's nostalgic. We grew up when Jackass was such a big thing. Yes, but I feel like that- They all look quite old and I'm very worried for all of their bones and health. They look better than I thought they would though. You reckon? Like, yeah. Depends who we're talking about.

I thought Steve-O would be a steaming pile of like- Nah, Steve-O- He's cleaned up though, eh? You know why? I follow him on Facebook. He makes quite a lot of good content on Facebook. Yeah. And he got all of his teeth. He's had

you know how many veneers he's had? Surely all of them. No, he's had, no, as in sets. Oh, how many sets of veneers? I think he's had like four sets of veneers. Really? Yeah. Well, he ate light bulbs as part of his live set, so. I mean, he also talks about

all the times that he knocked his teeth out. He said one time he did this stunt where he jumped off a third floor balcony to impress a girl and he landed on his face and he lost all of his teeth. Anyway, the movie looks good. Hey, did you see last night Lorde has teased brand new music? I have not seen this. I must not be on the newsletter mailing list. Oh, you've got to get on the Lorde email.

It feels like she's emailing you personally. I don't know how to do it. Just go to lorde.co.nz and sign up for it. Oh. Like it's the 2000s. Yeah, right. She's teased a new song. I want you to see if you can guess what the name of the song is

if I give you options, okay? Okay. Because the song's got a bit of a weird name. Right, so there's my first clue. Yeah. So I've got some options for you and you can decide out of these which is the new Lord song. Okay. First option, is the new Lord song called Stoned at the Nail Salon?

Ooh. Mm. It's an option, put it down. Stoned at the Nail Salon. Second option, is the new Lord song called High at the Kebab Shop. Okay. Yep. Good place to be.

Kebab Shop. Third option is the song called Wasted in the Uber. These are all quite relatable situations for people, aren't they? Aren't they just? And one of these is the real name is the new Lorde song, which I believe is going to be released today. Is it people, aren't they? Aren't they just? And one of these is the real name, is the new Lorde song, which I believe is going to be released today. Is it today, Anastasia? Tomorrow is the new Lorde song called Munted at Kmart.

Nah, it's not that one. Isn't it? Nah. Isn't it? It would stand out though, wouldn't it? No, surely it's not that. Okay. Because that's, look, if I'm smart, I would automatically take out.

I'm not done yet. Oh, you're not done? There's more. There's more options. How hard are you making this? I'm not making this would automatically take out... I'm not done yet. Oh, you're not done? There's more. There's more options. How hard are you making this? I'm not making this easy on you. Okay. Is the new Lorde song called Peeled on the primary school playground?

Okay. What does that even mean? It means that you're a bit wasted and you're hanging out on a playground. You're stoned again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of these are about being stoned. Right. Is the new Lorde song called Buzzed at Bunnings?

And final option, is the new Lorde song called Tripping at the Physio? Okay. One of those is the brand new Lorde song. If I'm smart about this, get rid of Buzzed at Bunnings because she wouldn't put any brand names in. So Munted it came up.

Yes, we'll get rid of those two. Wasted in an Uber. Are you getting rid of all those three? Yep, all brand names. She's not going to put a brand name. Okay, yeah, you're right. Yep, get rid of them. In the title of a song because, I mean, that'd be worth a ton of money.

Yes, good point. Or unless she's done a deal with Bunnings. I mean, she could have, but I don't see it happening. I don't see Lorde and I don't see her down at the sausage sizzle dishing up sausages. Turning a snag. Okay, yeah, I'll tell you you're right to get rid of those ones. What one do I want it to be?

So all you've got left is stoned at the nail salon, high at the kebab shop, peeled on the primary school playground or tripping at the physio. I feel like for the automatopaea, is that what it's called? Peeled at the primary school playground. That's alliteration. Same thing. I'm going to say, I'm going to look in Peeled on the Primary School Playground.

Okay, you think the new Lorde song is called Peeled at the Primary School Playground? Yes. I can confirm the name of the new Lorde song is Stoned at the Nail Salon. I knew there was something about that one. That was my second choice. She is on a big weed buzz for this new album. Salon. I knew there was something about that one. That was my second choice. She is on a big weed buzz for this new album.

Yeah, well obviously that's what she's called her second song. She obviously had smoked a big bit of reefer before she named it. Her and Chloe Swarbrick will be taking the bill back to Parliament. Do you reckon they hang out? I hope so. They're both cool. They've be pretty cool.

Stoned at the nail salon. When is that coming out, producer Anastasia? Tomorrow, Thursday. Tomorrow, Thursday. Yeah, I got too excited thinking it was Wednesday, American time.

Yeah, right. Imagine going to the nail salon stoned. And being lured. And being lured? Yeah. If I was lured and I was stoned

at the nail salon, I would be so paranoid that everyone was looking at me going, they know I'm Lord. They know I'm Lord. They know that I'm Lord. I'm just thinking about what happens at a nail salon and if you're like in that mind space where they lift your foot up and they're like

scraping all the dead skin off your heel, I'd freak out. But hey, each to their own. They're speaking another language And you're like They're talking about me They're talking about me They're talking about me

They are talking about you They are yeah Bree and Clint Time for the latest From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA

With Dean McCarthy Dean The Free Britney movement Is taking another turn And it kind of seems From the outside That Britney And her sister Jamie Lynn are turning on each other. Oh, they sure are.

Britney is throwing Jamie Lynn under the bus, under every single bus you've ever seen, actually. Here's the thing. First of all, last week she called out the fact that Jamie Lynn had performed remixed versions of Britney songs and Britney was not happy with it. Just today, Jamie Lynn posted a selfie with the caption, May the peace of the Lord be with you and your spirit.

And right afterwards, Britney Spears posted her own thing and said, May the Lord wrap your mean beep up in joy today. This is bad guy part two. Anyway, so she's clearly, clearly mocking her sister. And shortly after, Jamie changed her caption to emojis. In fact, Jamie has turned off comments. So I went for the comments because, hello, shady. Went to look at the

comments. No comments. You cannot actually write a comment because Jamie Lynn is just getting slammed by everyone. Because here's the thing. Jamie Lynn has not been there for Britney, clearly. Britney has said that no one in her family has been there for her. She's been on this kind of journey on her own on an island, if you will.

And she really wants freedom from this conservatorship. So Jamie Lynn, girl, your time has come. Yeah, wow. It's so hard to know what's true and what's not and what's going on and what hasn't. But obviously... But all the fans care about is go Britney and whatever Britney says is right.

So you get why Jamie had to turn her comments off, right? Absolutely, because can you imagine that angry mob coming for you? Yeah. Where are the Jamie Lynn Spears fans at? They need to fight back. What was that team? All three of them. What was that team?

All three of them. You're savage, James. That is the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Were you a big Breaking Bad fan? Huge Breaking Bad fan. Did you watch it at the time or were you late?

I joined Breaking Bad, because how many seasons were there? Six? Five or six. I joined at like season four and the others had already run and then I joined as season four was coming out. So I had heaps to catch up on and then I had to wait for the episodes to come out. Do you know how much I love Breaking Bad?

I feel like I joined in season two and I tried to get people on board and they were like, nah, that sounds stupid. It did take ages for people to get that show A. It did. Me and my friends, there was a massive group of us. We hired out a cinema and we watched the finale live in a cinema. Oh, I thought you were going to say you hired out a camper van and went and cooked some meth.

Well, that was the after party. That's the full fan experience. Yeah. There's a story out today and I've seen stories about this house before and it's the Breaking Bad house, the house that Walt and Skylar lived in. And Walt Jr. And Walt Jr. It's where Walt Jr. had breakfast every day.

Exactly. It's a real house. It's in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And obviously since the show was created in 2008, it's attracted fans. Yeah. People love to drive past it. They love to go look at it. And there's quite a lot of problems.

If you're a big fan of the show, you'll remember a scene where the pizza gets thrown on the roof of that house. Yes. Anyway, people were throwing pizzas on the roof. Very annoying if you're the owner of that house. But they've put up a big fence. This is making news today. They've put up a big fence because they're so sick of people, you know, hanging around the house.

You're never going to stop people hanging around the house. Unfortunately, you now own a piece of pop culture and people are going to want to see it forever. Yeah, it's like getting the apartment that Carrie Bradshaw lived in in New York and not expecting people to walk up to the stoop. That apartment, the... Catherine Kim House. Catherine Kim House, the outrageous Fortune House in West Auckland,

the Brady Bunch House, any of these iconic houses, don't buy it if you don't want fans to come to it. Any of the houses on Ramsey Street in Neighbours? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a real street. The Rovers Return Pub on Coronation Street, that's not a real street. That's a set. Yeah.

There's a video of someone driving past the Breaking Bad house. You can't exactly tell what they're saying, but let's just have a listen to the angry owner who's had enough. Hi. How are you? I love you. Okay. You're a liar.

Bye, Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Joanne's obviously a reference from the show. I can't tell if the owner actually likes the attention or not. Well, judging by the giant fence they've put up and the road cones they've put around their house, I would say no. Well, I mean, yes, because you don't want pizzas thrown on the roof,

but why would she sit out the front and wait for people to come past and yell obscenities at them? It's like people who buy a house next to a speedway. It's like those people who live next to Western Springs in Auckland and those houses are now worth like $3 million and they're like, we don't want stock cars here. Well, guess what came first? Stock cars.

And guess what came first? Breaking Bad. I mean, unless you cars here. Well, guess what came first? Stock cars. And guess what came first? Breaking Bad. I mean, unless you built this house yourself, in which case you shouldn't have let Breaking Bad pay you to use it in the TV show. Yeah, but it was a good payday for them. I feel like AMC, the company that made Breaking Bad, should just buy the house.

I feel like if they ever made money, they should just buy the house. They should just buy it and, like, turn it into a tourist attraction. Why not? Make heaps of money from it. I was watching the news last night. Six o'clock news.

TV1, New Zealand's news. And there was a story in there where I'm like, how are you guys airing this and not thinking you're going to get complaints about it? Again, not from me. I think it was crack up, G. I think it was great to have it in there. I don't know if you do. No, it was great. I feel like you're trying to be cool, but you've obviously

had this thought where you're like, oh, people are going to complain about this. Yeah, I think so. I feel like people should complain about this. I don't know how you feel about this particular word. It's not the story. The story was the feel-good story. What word is it? It's just the use of a certain word which got used quite a few times in the story. Oh, no the feel-good story. What word is it? It's just the use of a certain word which got used quite a few times in the story.

Oh, no. Let me paint you the picture first. The flooding that's happened in Westport and the South Island over the last few days. I know the word. It's wrecked a lot of houses. Starts with M. Yep.

There is a local rugby team, or the local rugby teams have got together to go around and rip people's carpets out of their house because the carpets are wet. The carpets are wet. They have to get them out because they'll go mouldy. You don't want a wet carpet. No, you don't want a wet carpet. That's what I always say.

And that's what they could have said. They could have said you don't want a wet carpet. No, they've used different words. Or you don't want a moist rug. Let them say the word. Let them say the word, okay? Let them say the word. They'll get the complaints. Here's the story.

A volunteer group calling themselves the Moist Movers who are offering to come and remove flood-damaged carpet from Westport Homes. And the leader of the Moist Movers, Mordena Isaac. Mordena, Matty, yes. And the Moist Movers have been getting underway. But we just want to show you the meaning of moist.

It truly is still moist here in Westport. Craig from the moist movers. Good morning, Craig. How are you? Morning, Isaac. Yeah, very well. And that kind of tells you how damp this all is. How moist is it, Isaac?

Oh, so moist. Like just the moistest moisture that has ever moistered. But that is the fine work that the moist movers are doing here. If you guys are willing to let me join the crew, I think I'm ready to be a moist mover. Isn't it funny? They've all just walked off. Like I said, I'm not going to complain.

Look, moist movers really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? If you're getting married soon and you're trying to decide on a venue, maybe this will sway you in your decision about where. Big decision, the venue. It is a big decision. But this might be the one because a Florida-based firm called Space Perspective is offering people the opportunity to get married in the skies in the not-so-distant future. Really?

Yeah. A space wedding. So this is how it works, which I'm not super keen on this part. Space Perspective has its own space balloons. Oh, no, thank you. No, thank you. has its own space balloons that can fly up to eight people a whopping 100,000 feet off the ground. You want me to go to space in a balloon?

So to put that into perspective, the average commercial aeroplane cruises at an altitude of between 33,000 feet and 42,000 feet. This balloon goes to 100,000. Right, so double what you can see from an aeroplane and a bit more. And a bit more. I'm looking at it now. Ben's brought up a picture of it.

It's like a little pod. Yeah. It's not like a normal hot air balloon. Nah. It's kind of like a venue, like a wedding venue itself. Yeah. But all enclosed. And then they've put wires to it, and then they've connected

that to a giant balloon, and that floats into outer space. I can't think of many things that I'm less keen for. I would not be keen. You know? Not keen. But it seats around eight people. I don't understand how hot air balloon technology is still a thing.

It seems like something of the past, but yet we're still like persevering with it. Let's put some of this hot air up into this balloon and up we go. Me and my wife, Lucy, went to Melbourne a few years ago and we're looking at things to do on that, on one of those

sites, one of those like, you know those sites? Red balloon. Literally. Something like that. Yeah, one of those sites where you book an experience. Australian version of grab one. Yeah, and one of those sites where you book an experience it was literally red balloon grab one yeah and one of the things you could do was go up

in a red balloon in a hot air balloon and then cruise down the is it the Yarra River in Melbourne the Yarra yeah is that the river and I was like

oh babe we can go on a balloon she goes are you mental don't want to do that why would yeah anyway sorry to any balloon enthusiasts listening

I mean it's pretty amazing. Looks amazing. My sister got proposed to on a hot air balloon. Did she? Yeah. If my partner did that to me, I would probably be too scared to say yes. Anyway, they're saying that this could be available as early as 2024. Right.

So technically if you're engaged now, you could book it and just delay your wedding a little bit. You could book this as your as 2024. Right. So technically if you're engaged now, you could book it and just delay your wedding a little bit. You could book this as your wedding venue. If you want to know how much it's going to cost you, this might change your perspective. Oh, yeah. How much for a space wedding? Space wedding, eight people, 360-degree panoramic views

of the Earth's surface. Yeah. 180K. Right. Might just look at booking a ferry to Waiheke, to be honest. And you've only got the venue for six hours. Then you've got to come back down to Earth. Open bar?

I don't think so. Surely. Bree and Clint. Big day today, guys. Huge, massive. It's the day we've all been waiting for. It's the release of the new emojis that we're going to be getting in the next year. Oh, I love new emoji day.

Oh, wait, have they released the list or are they releasing the emojis? No, the list. But they're going to roll these out over the next however long. Pretty excited. Isn't it lame the things that we get excited about? Can you imagine someone from 1990 listening to this conversation, they'd be like, what's an emoji? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the hell is that? And when are we getting hoverboards? Yeah, weird. Obviously, the one that's got the most press at the moment is The Pregnant Man. That one's getting quite a lot of media attention. There's the Multiracial Handshake, which is pretty cool. You were saying Pregnant Man represents the transgender community. I think so.

I'm pretty sure. Right. The multi-racial handshake. A teary-eyed smile, which I love that one. Teary-eyed. Top right. The top right. Very cool. What would that be for? Tears of joy. Yeah, that's what it kindars of joy. Is that what that is for? Yeah, that's what it kind of looks like. Yeah, okay. There's also other things like an x-ray, which is quite cool.

A crotch. A crotch. Not a crotch. Not a crotch. There's that too, actually. A crotch. No, just a crotch. Are those baked beans?

I think they're magical beans, maybe. Oh, magic beans. They look like're magical beans maybe They look like kidney beans What would you send kidney beans to suggest? I don't know This is what I'm interested in Because you can have an intention for the emoji But then it's up to the community About how they get used

We learnt that with the eggplant emoji Yeah see I'd like to know What their intentions are with the beans. What about the one where it looks like it's something spilling? Yeah, water being tipped out of a cup. Yeah, what do you think that is? Spill. Come on,

mate, spill. Shouldn't it be a cup of tea then? No, because that's gossip. If I want you to spill, I want you just to open up to me. Just spill your guts. Come on, What's on your mind? Spill. Right, different. That could be it.

You know what's a kinky one? What? Is that lip bite one. Where's the, oh. So it's the regular lips that you have already, but you're just biting the corner like, hmm. What was the emoji you always wanted and has it been added or are you still waiting?

I was quite excited when we got a rugby ball emoji. Yes, I am that late. How often do you use the rugby ball emoji? Well, I'm talking about rugby. Oh, yeah, great. You talk about that a lot. But before that, we had to use the American football football. And I'm like, uh-uh, not the same.

God, what an absolute travesty. I was super pumped when they brought in the middle finger. Oh, yeah. That was a great one. That was a great decision. We're getting a king. Is that a king up the top there? I think so, yeah.

See, this is the thing. There's so many emojis that people want, and then it's weird to choose these 30 and go, these are the ones we need. And two of them are a bird's nest. One is a bird's nest with eggs in it and one is a bird's nest with no eggs in it. What is that meant to do?

I don't know. Something about the bird in the bush or something. What is it? Yeah, I don't know. There's a troll. We're getting a troll. There's coral. What would you use troll for if you're feeling like a bit of a troll? Internet troll. Oh. I reckon. Yeah, right. So not if you feel like you look like a troll today.

Have you felt like you needed that emoji recently? Most days, waking up at 4 o'clock in the morning, yeah, I would send you the troll emoji. How old is too old to use emojis? I feel passionately about this. There is no age that is too old to use emojis because boomers need to start incorporating some emojis into their diet because it softens the text message.

Because an okay text message by itself, it feels pass-ag and blunt, even if it wasn't intended that way. But okay with a smiley face emoji, completely different text message. Yeah, see see I just want people like my mum to understand what the emojis mean

because if she keeps using the eggplant to describe her lasagna she's going to get in trouble. Dad's home, dinner time, eggplant emoji. This morning we're going to weigh in on someone else's relationship. We love doing that.

We do. We've got to vicariously live through other people sometimes. Well, this person has specifically asked for advice. So you can give your take on this. They're opening their relationship. It's a post, yeah, but not like that. Not in that way. It's a post that I came across last night

where someone basically wants to know if their boyfriend is cheating on them. So I'll give you the info and you can tell me do you believe that this person's partner is cheating. I'm pretty good at the investigative stuff. She's 24, he's 25 and here's the crux of it. I found

nude pictures of my boyfriend in his camera roll that weren't sent to me. Should I be worried? Yep. Be worried. Yep. I'll give you a couple of details.

I'll give you a couple more details. Don't need them. Be worried. Oh, really? It's done? He's cheating? Yep. Well, let me give you a few more details just in case.

Unless actually depending. Oh, so you do want details. No, well, I want details depending if the photos were taking a picture of maybe a rash or... So they weren't. Okay. They were of his thingy when his thingy is ready to do thingies. Oh, yeah. If you know what I mean.

Oh, yeah, he cheating. Jeff Bezos rocket was ready to take off. Yeah. Put it that way. So she's written, I have been dating my boyfriend for eight years. That's a long time. And we love and trust each other very much.

He has never done anything to make me lose trust in him. Today, I randomly saw a picture of his thingy in his photos. I asked him about it and he said he was going to send it to me and forgot. There you go. He took it and he's like,, yeah, I'll send that off, and then just didn't get around to it. Oh, okay, yeah. For context, she said...

Story checks out. Yeah, not cheating. She said, for context, she said that they do send those kind of photos to each other. Oh, okay. But they only ever do it through Snapchat. They don't do it in Messenger, and they don't do it on text message.

Oh, now I'm really... They rely on the absolute fortified safety of Snapchat. No one's ever hacked Snapchat. No, never ever. Snapchat is like a vault. So for this to be true, he would have had to taken the photo in Snapchat and

then saved it down to his camera roll and then also forgotten to send it on Snapchat for, yeah. Yeah, it does seem, okay, there's a few more details in this. If they do send those photos to each other, because I mean if they don't ever send those photos to each other, then he's 100% cheating if she found the photos. And it's just there in the camera roll.

If it's something they don't do. Or, or, or, or he was just doing it for himself. Maybe he was like, hey, I love- Have you recently taken any photos of your member? No, but I've never taken a nude. I've literally never taken a nude. Exactly. But this guy and her, they do take nudes.

So it's not a weird thing that he might take a nude. And maybe he just wants it for, you know, for reference. What? To look at it when he's what? Why would he want that? Maybe he's doing a 12-week challenge and he wants to see what it looks like at the end. Never have I thought,

oh, I'm going to take a bit of a nude here, just for me. Just hold on to it. Just for me. Yeah, those nudes of yours. They weren't just for me. They got sent, right? Yeah, they weren't just for me.

She said, I really don't know what to think. Is it likely that he is cheating or am I over-exaggerating things? So now that you've got the facts, what do you think? I mean, it's hard because obviously they do send those photos to each other. Yes. I thought this was going to be a clean-cut situation, but I mean, it could be true.

Yeah. I mean, eight years, do you give someone the benefit of the doubt? Remember, she's already hit him up about it. So she's come clean and she said, I found this picture, why have you got it? And his excuse was, I forgot to send that one to you. So... I mean, you know, the story checks out.

Does it? I think so. So there's a chance that he's not cheating? There's a chance that he's not, but there's also a big chance that he is. Let's throw it out there this morning. Call us and text us 0800 dials at M or 9696 to text. Is this guy

probably, on the balance of it, is he probably cheating on his girlfriend? She found nudes in his phone of himself that she had never received. Why are they there? Cheater or no cheater? Cheater or no cheater? You decide. Text us 9696 or call us now. 0800

dials at M. A scenario where we want to know is he cheating this morning? She has found photos, nudes of himself on her boyfriend's phone. She never received them. They do send nudes to each other but she didn't receive this one. They usually do it on Snapchat.

These pics are in the camera roll. Is he cheating? Also question, how can she tell that she didn't receive that one? Don't they all look the same? Like once you've seen it, you've seen it. Maybe he was holding a copy of today's newspaper next to it. Yeah, I mean, is that what people do? Like a ransom photo.

So many takes on this. Someone texted and said, my husband and I are listening. We've been married for 24 years and we both think that he's cheating. No man takes a picture like that and then doesn't send it. I like the texts that have come through about why she looked at his phone in the first place. Someone said, what made her look at the phone in the first place? If she was looking for proof, she already knows. Oh, yeah.

But maybe she wasn't snooping. Maybe she was like, I don't know. People go on their partner's phone sometimes. Maybe she was trying to get a picture from a wedding that the two of them attended that was on his phone and she wanted to eardrop it to herself. Look, she probably was snooping. Are we trying to?

And I agree with that. If you are already looking, sometimes you already have the answer if you're already there. Here's a text message from someone who has a nude of themself on their phone and they're not cheating, but it's never been sent. He said this text message, I took one of those photos after watching that Netflix show Sex Life just for comparison and I was utterly disappointed.

Just to make you feel better, I feel like every man would be disappointed after watching that show. It's fake. It's a prosthetic. The sex life one. You sure? No, but that's what scares me. You sure it's fake? I feel like it should scare you too. Like everybody should be scared of that thing.

What's the balance of, because we've got to come to a conclusion on this. Someone asked was he, yeah, he was definitely pointing north, put it that way in the photo. Yes, he was aroused. It wasn't a medical photo. So I mean, yeah it wasn't

like he was taking a picture of a spot. No, he wasn't using one of those WebMD websites where you have to upload a picture for diagnosis. How embarrassing if you had to take one of those photos for the WebMD. What would be worse, your partner finding this photo

or your partner finding a picture of a rash that you took on yourself? Rash. I don't want my rash to be found. You know, why is a rash

so embarrassing? Some bits down there are so hard to get a good angle on too. Got another situation, kind of like the one we just did with the guy, was he cheating, was he not?

This situation, listen to the story and then I want to hear people's opinions, including everyone here in the studio, on who's in the right and who's in the wrong. This woman writes and says, one of my co-workers, let's call her Rhonda, has been making my work life a living hell recently. We have worked together for a couple of years now and things were great. I would even say we were work friends. She invited me to her daughter's baby shower last month.

Oh, that's nice. So obviously this woman doesn't know Rhonda's daughter. No. But she got an invite to the baby shower. But she goes, you're my friend, come to my daughter's baby shower. Present grab, if you ask me. I agreed to go. What I didn't know was this was not a regular baby shower.

I arrived with a gift and was talking to my other co-workers that were there. We all figured out that none of us had actually ever met the daughter. Rhonda introduced her daughter to our little group and I congratulated her and thanked her for having us. She laughed and said something like, thank you, I'm not actually pregnant though just quite yet. What? But it's always good to be prepared for when it does come.

What? That's what the daughter said. The daughter who's having the baby shower and is not pregnant. Whose baby shower it is. Wait, there's more. I was visibly confused, which seemed to offend her, after she walked away from our group and my co-worker explained that Rhonda had told her that when we arrived that this isn't a regular baby shower

and her daughter had been feeling down recently because quite a few of her friends had gotten pregnant. I asked the friends if they knew beforehand. They also said no and they were confused as to why we were asked to bring gifts but decided not to make a big deal about it. Rhonda said, so anyway, this woman went on to say that she made a bit of a scene and said, I'm taking my gift and I'm leaving. She took the present back.

Yeah. Well, she just bought a gift for this daughter that she's never met before. And there's no baby. So she got a bit annoyed and she was like, I'm taking this gift with me. Right. And then stormed out. Anyway, and now apparently things between her and Rhonda aren't very good. Well, good.

It turns out Rhonda's probably not the sort of friend you want anyway. No. Here's the thing. I totally get in such a relatable feeling of being envious or sad that people around you are getting pregnant, especially if you want a baby as well. That's relatable. Yeah, but you don't throw a fake baby shower.

You don't throw a fake baby shower. That's the equivalent of throwing a fake wedding because your friends are getting married and you don't have a husband yet but it's always nice to be prepared so you have a wedding or an engagement party. No, it's an engagement party, isn't it? You'd have an engagement party when there's no engagement.

The thing before the wedding. I mean, it's a very weird situation. You reckon it's just a ploy to get free stuff, right? Absolutely. But the free stuff she's going to get is of no use to her. She's going to get nappies and baby clothes and changing tables and stuff like that.

Well, who knows? In the story, apparently when she asked for her gift back, this woman, she said, can I have my gift back? Apparently Rhonda said, no, you can't have it back because my daughter, that's why she's very excited to open all her presents. Weird situation. What is she going to do with all that baby junk? I don't know.

Sell it on Trade Me? Right. Maybe? Does she identify as pregnant? Is that where we're at with this? Oh, shit. Bree and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually a game we like to play on our show where the contestants, everyone here in the studio, and one of you guys ferociously trying Google questions. I give you the fastest. The greatest Googler wins $50 cash. I think we should be eligible for the cash. I reckon we were up early enough this morning that... Legally, you're not allowed.

Well, just you then, Emily. $50 up for grabs. Good morning. Morning. Come on, Emily. I feel like you're a winner today. What are you feeling like? I feel like a winner.

Good. Behind the scenes, Anastasia said to us this morning she didn't want to play. That's how gutted she is about getting pantsed in Google Down last week. First loss in months. Look, wouldn't call you the best loser. No. Or the best winner.

No. Very competitive. Yeah. But, hey, no, not a bad thing. This is the rules, guys. I'm going to read out questions you need to Google. When you think you know the answer, you need to yell out the answer that you think it is. If it's wrong, you are out of that question.

And if it's right, I will award you a point. First to three points wins. Got it. Here comes question number one. What is the real name of the mum from Home Alone? What is the real name of the mum from Home Alone? Catherine Anna Hara. I'm going to say that was a dead heat.

I would have said that one. Do we get a point each? A point each. She's the mum from Schitt's Creek as well, right? She is Canadian, actually. Didn't know that. Question number two. I think Schitt's Creek's Canadian, the whole show.

Is it? Question number two. I think Schitt's Creek's Canadian, the whole show. Is it? Question number two. Who won the seventh season of RuPaul's Drag Race? Start Googling. Violet Chachki. I'll give it to you. Violet Chachki was the winner of the seventh season of RuPaul's Drag Race. Anastasia is out in front.

I literally wrote Sissons to Paul. Let's check in on Emily. Emily, how are you going? I'm good. Come on, Emily. We forgot to ask you what kind of device you're Googling on this morning. How are you playing? iPhone.

iPhone, okay. That's what everyone's Googling on. And are you on the bus? Are you doing it on the bus to work or something? No, I've actually just finished work. I'm sitting in the car park still. No way. What do you do for a job?

I'm a merchandiser, so I work for Arnott, so I just go in and I stock their biscuits. Oh, interesting. At your grocery market. Yeah, right. Well, feel free to swing by here with some biscuits. You sound like a good friend to make. Come on, Emily.

We love a ginger nut over here, Emily. All right, two to Anastasia. Oh. That's Emily wins. Emily has won the game. Nice work, Emily. Emily's like, I've been up all night stocking these bloody shelves and then you give me

Griffins. Sorry, I had ginger nuts on the brain. Alright, here we go. Two to Anastasia, one to Clint and Emily has a thousand points. Question number four. How old was Elvis when he died? How old was Elvis? 42. Nice work,

Benjamin. Very well done. He was 42. He died in 1977. I didn't realise he was so young. On the toilet. On the toilet. Here we go. One to producer Ben.

Anastasia's on two. Clint's on one. And Emily has already won the game, but we're still playing. Question number five. Who won the gold medal in the men's 200 metre freestyle at the 2000 Sydney Olympics? Michael Phelps. Good guess, but no. Peter Van Dan Hootenband.

Peter Van Dan Hootenband is the correct answer. Shit. Clint, coming up the rear. Another point for Clint. He's Dutch as well, Anastasia. He's one of your countrymen. That's what makes it worse. That's why I picked the question.

Peter Van Dan Hootenband. Emily. Emily's already won the game. She can keep playing. You already the game. She can keep playing. Question number five. Here we go. How old was Michael Jordan when he got drafted? How old was Michael

Jordan? 23. No. That's not right. That's not what I've got from my googling. Anyone else? 21. That's right, Emily. I was my Googling. Anyone else? 21. That's right, Emily. I was going to guess.

It says about 21. This is so hard. Nice work. Okay, here we go. It doesn't even come up. This has never happened before. We've never had to ask this many questions. Also had a very awkward moment in between the game.

Question number one. How many orcas are there left in the world? No, not many. 50,000. 59 orcas are there left in the world? No, not many. 50,000. 59 orcas. Anastasia's taken out the game with 50,000. A prox. I mean, yes.

Oh, yay. 59 orcas. How stupid am I? Emily, you wouldn't believe it. You've won the 50 bucks. Friends? Oh, wow, really? Can we be friends still?

Yes. That's okay. I get free Tim Tams in case you're wondering. Friends? Oh wow, really? Can we be friends still? Yeah That's okay, I get free Tim Tams in case you're wondering I mean, Tim Tams And Tim Tams are better than ginger nuts Tim Tams shit all over ginger nuts As a consolation prize, Emily, you don't get the $50 But you do get a Griffin sampler box That's okay, I've worked for them too

Brie and Clint I promised you a surprise Brie this morning And a surprise I have for you I think you might like it I don't think I will I think I've liked one surprise Out of the whole time we've ever been on air That you have given to me

Oh that's rude You made me wear Crocs for a week and you called it a surprise Yeah and I got you those Crocs for free. Okay. I didn't want them. But yeah, there'll be a little bit of awkwardness. If you have listened to us for the last couple of weeks or have been filling in on The Breakfast Show,

you'll know that as a family, we discovered that Bree used to write poetry in her phone. She shared that information, she volunteered it, and she very bravely let me read out some of the poetry that she writes in her notes app live on air. Yeah, I thought that was very generous. I agree. I let you read it out and then it was done and finished.

That's it. It's over. However, I believe the poetry is so good that it needs to live on. If you missed it, this is some of Bree's poetry. It's from Bree's Night's at Bonnetone. I don't know if I can listen to this. Feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above, above out of my mind.

The love I never had to find It was always there In this I never want there to be A last kiss We didn't have to listen to it again We did have to listen to it again We all remember, we all have it burnt into our brain You know what is also considered poetry?

Song lyrics And so what I've thought is That poem needs to turn into a song So please welcome to the show Very good friends of the show It's Saatchi Will from Saatchi And one of the boys amazing vocalists

India joins us in studio this morning Morning guys Good morning Thank you Shitting me Is this a better surprise than the Crocs Brie? joins us in studio this morning. Morning, guys. Good morning. Thank you for shooting me. Is this a better surprise than the Crocs, Brie? I'm not going to make any comment just yet. I'm just going to sit here.

You're not still wearing the Crocs? Great to see you guys. Good morning. I love you guys. Great to see you guys. Let's actually move India over to this microphone here. I think we're having a couple of technicals. That's okay.

Now, Will and Nick, who's not here at the moment, he's sick. You guys have received Bree's poetry. You guys do this. You deal with lyrics. What did you think? Honestly, amazing. Honestly, amazing. Like, I'm being genuine.

What? Hang on. Let me just put these in my cover. Yeah. They were honestly amazing lyrics, Bree. Us and India worked on the song yesterday. And Klee, could be a good name for the show. amazing lyrics, Bree. Us and India worked on the song yesterday and Clint could be a good name for the show.

Clint executive produced it. And yeah, I think we got, we turned your lyrics into... Are you sure you want to do this? Because obviously your new song is out at the moment and it's absolutely going gangbusters. You don't want anything to overshadow. This is a side hustle.

Side project. But I believe the lyrics are so good and these guys agree. Are you happy for the Saatchi brand to be associated with this track? Right?

I guess. You're really putting us on the spot here. If you've got a contract. I guess that's not the confidence. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. We'll have to see if Bree approves. Oh, true. True. There's a lot of

loops to go through. I can't believe you have taken time out of these professional musicians' busy lives to make them do this. I got a phone call

from Dan asking to do this. It was very serious. Yeah, it's very serious. Very serious. It's made in a professional studio. Like, there is studio time. There's money been spent on this. It was very serious. Yeah, it's very serious. It's very serious. It's made in a professional studio. Like there is studio time.

There's money been spent on this. Guys. Huge production. If it goes big, are we splitting it or? We could work something out. It's already registered. It's evenly split.

As the EP, I'll take 50%. Do you want to hear your poetry as a song? Oh, I don't know. Do you want to hear what Saatchi and India have done with your poetry

that you thought when you wrote in 2017 after what seems like a very emotional breakup would never see the light of day? We did feel a little bit guilty taking those lyrics. They were obviously from a very personal place. There was no way to make this sound happy. Trust me, it was not a good time for me. You know what?

I know how talented India is and I know how talented the boys are from Saatchi, so I do want to hear it. You're willing to hear it? I'm not going to guarantee. I'm not going to cringe, but I'm sure they've done an amazing job and made it sound actually decent. All right, Bree's Poetry, the musical debut of her poetry as a song, will be played straight after the brand new Saatchi.

No! This is new from Saatchi It's called Down on your luck On ZM This is a banger though Banger Will from Saatchi

In India One of the vocalists Who works with Saatchi Are in studio this morning Because together We have worked on a Hashtag collab To produce

Bree's secret poetry Into a song No one's heard it yet Well except for us We've heard it. Let's hope you guys have heard it. It's good. It's actually really good.

Who's been singing it? It's actually really good. Yeah. Well, you've got some of the best in the business to polish what I'm calling probably turd lyrics. So we'll see. Back yourself. Back yourself.

Okay. Here's the poetry without music. This is what we discovered last week. It's context. It's context. From Bree's notes at one time. I don't know if I can listen to this. Feeling stuck.

Stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above. Above out of my mind. The love I never had to find. It was always there In this I never want there to be A last kiss We know, we get it

It's the fourth time we've heard it The time has come Bree, do we have your permission to debut your poetry as a song? Yeah, go on, people have put in work I'm not going to deny, you know, all the hard work. Will from Saatchi, when you're ready, would you introduce the song with its name?

Okay. No, this is serious. What would be the artist? Would it be Brie? Brie featuring India and Saatchi. Stark, brackets, game called love. Here we go feeling stuck stuck in this game called love just need to rise above out of my mind the love i never had to find in you all i see is you and me how did i get to be above out of my mind

the love i never equal to Then I realized that me plus you were never equal to Now I'm feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Stuck, stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love. Stuck. Stuck in this game called love. Stuck in this game called love. That's all they paid us for. I mean. I mean, is it fire?

I think it might be fire. I mean, how amazing are you, India? Your voice is incredible. And how amazing are the boys from... I already know how amazing are you, India? Your voice is incredible. And how amazing are the boys from... I already know how amazing you guys are at making beats and tunes and stuff. Yeah. Pretty bloody good.

But the feedback is pouring in already. We've got banger. We've got fire emoji. We've got you have to release the song. It's blowing up. It's a one-minute song. It's really trendy. I mean, that's trendy.

TikTok, blow up. It would be perfect. As a radio announcer who needs to go toilet during the songs can we not do one minute songs please oh yeah doesn't allow much time

what happens to the good four minute bring it back honestly we do a lot of you know funny stuff pranks on each other or whatever

you guys did an amazing job on that thank you so much are you guys happy with it yeah low key yes pretty bloody good. It was the easiest song I've ever written.

I don't have to do the rest. Yeah. It was all written. I reckon we have to spin it again. Yeah, let's do it one more time. One more time. Okay, so what are we doing? We're doing this is Bree featuring India and Saatchi,

executively produced by DJ Clint. This is Stuck. Stuck. Brackets. Brackets. Game called love I like it guys Fire

Brackets radio edit Feeling this now Stuck in this game called love Just need to rise above Out of my mind The love I never had to find in you All I see is you and me How did I get to be Above, out of my mind, the love I never had to find in you

Then I realized that me plus you were never equal to Then I realized that me plus you were never equal to Now I'm feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Stuck, stuck in this game called love Stuck Stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Bonafide Banger, that's Brie featuring India and Saatchi produced by me. It's called Stuck Game Called Love.

Brackets Radiohead. Brackets Radiohead. I hate to pat myself on the back, but I really like it. I mean, I wasn't really involved apart from, you know, some weird emotional lyrics I wrote back in 2017. Really good lyrics, though. Saatchi's brand new music video for Down On Your Luck will be released at 7 o'clock tonight.

That is a banger as well. Will from Saatchi in India, thank you for coming in, guys. Honestly, one of my favourite moments we've had on this show. Honestly, that was epic, guys. Thank you so much. Release the song! Release the song! What can we do? Some sort of competition to get it released? How can we do that? We'll leave it to the production team. We need to see the support

on the text machine. Oh, we should upload it to TikTok. Should we release the song? Text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, we're going into a birthday banger with two people today because we are just overloaded with people who want the Saatchi song released.

I know. The text machine is going ballistic. We appreciate that support. Very nice. Let's go with who we've got. Our birthday banger is where we find the number one song on your 16th birthday and we play the very best one in full. We'll start with Sarah.

Morning, Sarah. G'day with Sarah. Morning, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Morning. Hey. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Very good, thanks, Sarah.

What's your birthday? 15th of November, 1986. All right, Sarah, you were 16 in 2002 on the 15th of November and on that day, this was number one. The tide is high but I'm holding on On that day, this was number one. Oh, yeah, this has got vibes. Atomic Kitten.

Atomic Kitten. It's so interesting watching this film clip. One of the girls is heavily pregnant. Oh, yeah. And she's like, they're trying to hide it. I was going to say, are they trying to hide it? They are. They're trying to hide it in the film clip, but it's just impossible.

In 2002, it wasn't about embracing a day. They were like, you can't let anyone know you're pregnant. You need to stay young forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like Atomic Kitten, The Tide Is High, as your birthday banger, Sarah? That's all right. It's not my favourite, but it's all right.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I feel like I've got the same vibes as Sarah. It's no push the button. Like, it's no, no, that's sugar. Yeah. Damn it, I always like I've got the same vibes as Sarah. It's no push the button? Like it's no, no, that's sugar. Yeah. Damn it, I always get them confused. It's no hole again. There you go, that's the reference I wanted. You can make me whole again.

Megan's got it. You only have to take out one song to win today, Megan. Morning. Morning, Megan. Morning. How are you? I'm good. That's good to hear.

Megan, what's your birthday? 6th of May, 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 6th of May. And in 2001, this reached the top of the charts. I'm walking away from the troubles in my life. I'm walking away. Ah. Craig David.

Craig David. Craig David. The song that producer Ben is going to walk down the aisle to. Wait, he's walking down the aisle? Yeah, I know the reference doesn't make sense, but he loves Craig David that much. 2021, Ben, if you want to walk down the aisle, you bloody do it. Oh, that bit. Yeah, I thought you meant that he'd be walking down the aisle to a breakup song,

but that makes this a good point too. I mean, you know, all the stuff, all the stuff. Megan, do you like Craig David as your birthday banger? I did like him. Yeah, no, he was good. Okay. Wait, you did like him? Or you do like him?

I do like him. It's better than Atomic Kitten anyway. There we go, all right. It's better than Atomic Kitten, that's why it gets my vote. Yeah, Craig David. Craig David. Craig David. Megan, you've won birthday b vote. Yeah, Craig David. Craig Darvids. Craig Darvids. Megan, you've won birthday banger.

Have a great Wednesday? Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday. See you, Megan. Thanks a lot. See you again. Brian Clint, his birthday banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint.

A little bit less energetic birthday banger than what we've been playing, eh? Bit of a mellow vibe. Yeah. Crog David and Walking Away, the winner of birthday banger this morning. We do it every day at this time. Well, we usually do it in the afternoon, don't we? Yeah, well, we do. But we've been doing it since filling in for Fletch, Vaughn and Megan.

And it's been really fun in the mornings, I feel like. Good vibe on your way to work. Yeah. You know? I mean, that one might have had you crying in the car this morning, but, you know. Step in your step. Which was the song that producer Anastasia of Craig David's

had never heard of? This one. No, was it this one or was it... No, she knows this one. She had it in her walking away. No, she'd never heard this one. Seven Days, Craig David. The song?

Never heard it in my life. That is wild. I also didn't even one. Seven Days, Craig David. The song? Never heard it in my life. That is wild. I also didn't even know Walking Away was by Craig David. How old are you? 23. What year were you born? What's that? What year were you born?

97. Oh, good year. Do you remember that year, Clint? You were 21? Shut up. NSA has only been alive for seven days. Greg David reference. She wouldn't get that joke, though.

Damn it! Bree and Clint. ZM. Buy five McCafe coffees. Get one free on the McDonald's app. Filling in for Flesh, Vaughan and Megan. Please don't break the studio. It's ZM's Bree and Clint.

Hi, everybody. Bree and Clint here. Three more days and then the guys and Megan. Please don't break the studio. It's ZM's Brianne Clint. Hi, everybody. Brianne Clint here. Three more days and then the guys are back and you're free of us. Really liked hanging out in the mornings. Same, actually. It's been fun. It's a bolt in up the bloody... What?

Don't worry, I'm tired. You want to talk about funny street names? Yeah, I found this quite interesting and I'll give you all the details on it next or right here. Let's do it now. Let's do it now. If you're in the market or to sell your house or to buy a house, this is quite good information. Maybe. Take it with a grain of salt. They say that apparently desirable street names Or less desirable street names

Can have an impact on the price of your house Right, so if you're out there trying to get your first home You should be looking to buy a house on Butt Street You'll get it for cheaper Dick Lane No, I don't think there's a Dick Lane Apparently some of the more aspirational street names include Beach Road, Park Street, Grandview Road. That sounds a little fancy, doesn't it?

Anything Ocean View would drive the price up, right? Yes, anything Ocean View. Apparently, this article says it has the potential to add 5% to 10% to your house price. Just the name of your street. That's what this says. You should get together with your neighbours. If you own a house, you should get together with your neighbours and campaign to change the name of your street to Royal Ocean Seaview Beach Estate Lane.

Sold. I'd buy a house there. Wouldn't you just? Just change it together. Just before you put street on it, it says descriptors like boulevard and parade sound more prestigious. Don't they just?

I don't think there are any streets in the Auckland suburb of Remuera or Fyndalton and Christchurch. There's only boulevards. Yeah, there's only boulevards and parades. Yes. But then on the other hand, they say that, you know, certain street names can devalue the house.

Do you want some examples? Yeah. Butt Street. Fanny Lane. Wankay Road. There's no, no, there's no. Beaver Street. Willie's Avenue.

All these are actual street names. And I want to douse people because, I mean, I don't live on a particularly fun, either-or sounding name. What street do you live on? Not telling you that, Clint. But we can talk about your street name. I think I remember it. No, I want to hear from people.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you live on a funny sounding street? Or boulevard? Or boulevard. Or parade? Or parade, yeah. Yeah, what is the funny sounding street that you live on? There is a Beaver Road on the Southern Motorway.

There's a huge sign. You would know, wouldn't you? There's a huge sign off-ramp for Beaver Road. You know where all the Beaver Roads are, wouldn't you? Do you know how you get to Beaver Road on the Southern Motorway? There's a huge sign. You would know, wouldn't you? There's a huge sign off-ramp for Beaver Road. You know where all the Beaver Roads are, wouldn't you? Do you know how you get to Beaver Road? How? Head south. Turn left at the dam.

Just before the mudflats. Dental dam. Oh, wait, Andrew, dials it in. Bree and Clint. This is so immature. I know, but you know how I know that I'm immature? It's because I still find it funny. I still find it a little bit funny.

Like Dixon Lane. We're asking you for your funny street name that you live on. And all of these coming in, you would feel awkward giving the address to your mother-in-law? Yeah, imagine if you were texting your mother-in-law and you said, oh, come on down to Muff Street. We're number 69 Muff Street. You've got to go all the way up.

Imagine if you got 69 on Muff Street. That'd be gold. That'd be worth a fortune, that house. Let's talk to some people. Chantal's here. Hi, Chantal. Hi, Chantal. Good morning, how are you?

Good, thanks. Is it a street you've lived on or you've just seen? No, streets I'm living on at the moment. Right. What street are you on, Chantal? Dick Street. Like D-I-C-K. You live on big old Dick Street.

Is Dick Street long or short? It's short. Is Dick Street Is it long or short? Oh, it's short. Is Dick Street Is Dick Street straight or does it have a curve? It has a curve. Does it have a cul-de-sac at the end?

No, thankfully not. Is it hard to find? Sorry, no. You know what? That's enough. That's enough. Thank you, Chantal from Dick Street.

Chantal, very good. We've had a text message in from Cockburn Street in Whangarei. Shout out to Cockburn Street. We've had a text in from Dingle Road. Dingle Road. Now, my favourite, have we got the, my favourite one. Actually, we'll do that one last. Homebush Street.

Someone lives on Johnny Bro Place in Hamilton. Johnny Bro. Do you reckon that's real? Is it named after Johnny Danger? Maybe. That's quite cool. Apparently there's a shooting butts road in Martinborough. My favourite one.

There's a Muff Road in the Timaru District. Shout out to Muff Road. Where was that? Oh, this one is my favourite one out of everyone. I don't know why. Someone texted her and they said, we live on Lickfold Lane. Our street sign is constantly being stolen.

Lickfold Lane. Your street is cancelled. Google has called and they've said that your street's cancelled. What about Rukaka Street? That's a good one. Rukaka Street? That's a good one. Rukaka. Toswill. Toswill Road.

Woodcock Lane. Good one. And they said, I know someone who lives at number 69 on Woodcock Lane. Yep. You know what? That's prime real estate, actually. That's good stuff.

We can't get out of here this morning without playing our song again. I don't think. I think before we leave. Hey can't get out of here this morning without playing our song again, I don't think. I think before we leave. Hey, we control the ship here. We're in charge now. So if you missed it, Brie very honestly revealed some of her poetry to us last week, which, again, it was a brave thing to do, Brie.

It actually really was. I don't think people understand. That's so personal. That's probably one of the most personal things I've shared on this show. We found it in her notes app on her phone. We found out that is the most personal part of someone's phone. It's not the camera roll, it's the notes app. It is the notes app. And thank you for

allowing us to play the acapella poetry again. Very nice. No, no. I don't know if I can listen to this. Feeling stuck. Stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above, above out of my mind. The love I never had to find, it was always there in this.

I never want there to be a last kiss. Last kiss. Makes me cringe. The incredible boys at Saatchi along with India have reimagined Bree's lyrics and as a gift, a koha, no, even more, this is a taonga, Bree, this is special. We present to you the Saatchi India Bree collab, Bree's poetry as a song. I actually rate it.

I'm getting behind it. This is Stuck. Down on your love on ZM. Feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above, above out of my mind. The love I never had to find in you. All I see is you and me. How did I get to be Above out of my mind

The love I never had to find in you Then I realized that me plus you Were never equal to Then I realized that me plus you Were never equal too Now I'm feeling stuck Stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love

Stuck Stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Like it was meant to be a joke But but I actually wish that it was longer. Yeah, same. I wish that it was a full song. I wish that it went for a full two minutes. Yeah.

That the songs go for these days. A full two minutes? Anyway. I actually, like, yeah, so good. They did such a good job on it. We're trying to find a way to release that song and get it out there to the people because I believe that Stark Game Called Love,

sorry, that's the real name of it. Stark, brackets, Game Called Love. The radio edit. I think it's a hit. That's our show, everybody. Thank you for letting us join you on another morning as we fill in for Fletchbourne and Megan. I feel like it was a big show today.

It was a lot going on. A lot of stuff. I've exerted a lot of show today. It was a lot going on. A lot of stuff. I've exerted a lot of emotional energy. Exerted? Exerted? You've been exerting some... Is it exerted? Exerted, yeah.

Exerted. Hey, I've been up since four. I need to go to the toilet and exert some... I exert a lot of things actually. Have a great day everybody