ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st July 2023

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

Old af food in the fridge. Online purchases gone wrong. Trying our hand at football commentating. Fridayoke - Barbie Girl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Spree and Clint. That's us. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's Spree and Clint. Guys, can you feel it? I can feel it. It's football fever, baby.

I think I caught it last night. Woo! God! If not, I'm at least a close contact to football fever. Mate, if you were not watching the football ferns last night, where the bloody hell were you? Bri and I were in the stadium and holy crap, that was one of my favourite sporting experiences of my whole life. Mate, history was made last night. To put it into context, the football ferns took on Norway in their first match for the World Cup.

And they won 1-0. First time the Football Ferns have ever won a game at a World Cup. Pretty amazing. History was made last night. Gutted for the Norwegians. Also, did you hear about their cat? What? What happened? The cat from Norway got stuck in a doorway. What? I'm lost. Have you not read the book My Cat Likes to Hide in Boxers? No. Oh, really? I must have missed that one.

The cat from Japan? It's got a really big fan. I haven't seen it. The cat from France loves to sing and dance. But terrible news for the cat from Norway. It's stuck in a doorway. Oh, gutted. Gutted for him.

There's more football on. It just keeps rolling. There's football on every day now. I've just been down to the cloud in Auckland to check out the setup down there. They've got a 34-metre screen down there in the cloud where you can go and watch the games live. Finally. Are my photos there too? Sorry?

Are my photos there? Oh, in the cloud? Yeah. Different cloud, sorry. Oh, bugger clouds? Yeah. Different clouds, sorry. Oh, bugger. Different one. Sorry, you made the cat jokes. I had to jump on board the dad jokes.

Yeah, I was going to say, between that, between the two of us, we are the funniest show on the radio this afternoon. Mate, we are on fire. Nah, but in all seriousness, yeah. Yeah, in all seriousness, our condolences to the cat from Norway. Yeah, honestly. Nah, but the football ferns, amazing, amazing effort last night, ladies. Like, you really inspired the whole nation.

Yeah, I'm getting a jersey. It's incredible. It's so good. The strip is so nice, too. Let's play Tradiverse, lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC, and the tradies are closing. It's 60 games to the tradies, 64 games to the ladies.

Oh, $800 at the end if you want to play with us. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The last game for the week of Tradie vs. Lady. The Tradies having a good week this week. They've caught up a touch there on 60 wins for the year.

The lady's still out in front on 64. Let's go live to our lady first in Auckland. She's 50-something and she broke both arms at the same time. Welcome to the show, Chris. G'day, Chris. G'day, how you doing? How did you manage that, Chris? Many years ago, jumping a chain fence and it caught on my ankles and landed on my wrist.

Chris, I did the exact same thing. I fractured both of my elbows at the same time the exact same way. Well, I hit it and played a game of netball with them broken so I didn't have to embarrass myself. Oh, no, I couldn't have done that. That's unbelievable, Chris. Couldn't have done that. That's unbelievable, Chris. Couldn't have done that. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling from Auckland as well.

They're 35 and they have the fastest hands on the building site. Welcome to the show, Tarns. G'day. Hey, how are you doing? G'day, Tarns. What do you mean by that? What are you fast at? Yeah.

Oh, no, so I work for Carter's and, you know, the other guys like placemaking and that. They don't really like me, so stealing the sales. Because you're too fast. Too fast, mate. Too fast, too furious. Fastest hands in the West. Well, let's see how fast you are on your buzzer this afternoon.

Yours is tradie. Chris, yours is lady. First of you to get three correct answers is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Last night it all went down at Eden Park. The football ferns took on Norway in their first match for the FIFA Women's World Cup. What was the score?

30. Yes, Tans. One nil. One nil. To who? To the ferns. The ladies. Okay, good.

Just checking. Just checking. Yeah, just checking. You got the point. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. Football fans are visiting New Zealand from around the world right now.

How do you say hello in Japanese? Tradies. Yes, Tans. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. He is fast. You're on the money, Tans. Chris, you're right there, though.

You just need to be a bit quicker on that buzzer. Question number three. You need this one to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Katie. Tans for the win. Is it Ebba? He's got it.

Bang, bang. Bang, bang. And the building side erupts, Tans. He's got the $50 cash and he's got the absolute glory. For our own Tans from Carters, you're the victor. Awesome. No, thank you. Very good for the boys.

Have a good weekend, mate. I saw this article on the internet today, which was talking about a girl who was visiting her mum who had just done a bit of a freezer clean out. Oh, yeah. Or she cleaned out the pantry and the freezer and the fridge. And I think it was long overdue because something that was found in the freezer was definitely out of date.

Not edible? No, I'm going to go out on a limb and say definitely not edible. Right. What they found in the freezer had a best before date from 1997. Oh, okay. Yeah, probably don't eat that. A 26-year-old lasagna. Oh, yuck. A store-bold lasagna. Oh, yuck.

A store-bought lasagna. So I looked into it because I was like, how is it even still there? Like a lasagna surely would have went like real bad. It's a dried lasagna. Okay. Which is apparently it was bought for a camping trip. But I've never even heard of a dried lasagna okay which is apparently it was bought for a camping trip but i've never even heard of a dried lasagna is that like a fossilized lasagna what is that is it a dehydrated lasagna and then you've got a you've got to soak it is it like one of those

meals they get in the army sounds like you know or like when they take up to space why are you freezing that anyway it does it doesn't matter The point is the thing is older than our producer Ella. The lasagna is older than you, Ella, by quite a few years. That's weird to think of food as older than me. Yeah. What the heck? It exists. We had food before you were born.

Yeah, there was food that exists before you. Shocking revelation. Must have been one of those big deep freeze things. And she just must never clean it out. I mean, we always had a freezer in our laundry and there was stuff in there that I couldn't

even imagine how old it would have been. A lot of people keep a piece of their wedding cake in the freezer. Yeah. But I think you're meant to keep it for a year and then eat it on the first anniversary. But some people don't get around to it. They forget. And then it's there forever. And then you can't get rid of the wedding cake because it symbolizes the marriage itself.

Nah, ditch it. We can't throw out the wedding cake because that's like throwing out our marriage. So I guess we just live with this wedding cake for the rest of our lives. I read this story and I messaged our show this morning and I said, guys, can you have a look through your cupboard, through your pantry, through your fridge, and I want to see who out of us four has the oldest thing in our fridge or pantry. Okay, mine's quite disappointing because we had a power cut earlier this year.

Remember in the store? Oh, you're not going to have much in. Our power was off for 12 days, so everything in our fridge got thrown out. Not the pantry, though. Yeah, but we also moved house last year, so it's all pretty fresh. Worst we've got is a bottle of milk that expired last week, but we're still drinking it. You're still drinking the milk?

I reckon they expired it on the milk. How many days expired is it? 17th. What's today, the 21st? 21st. Oh, nah. That's not borderline. That's not borderline.

Nah, you've got seven days. You've got seven days. Are you joking? You've got seven days. Are you joking? You think you have seven days after the milk says? I do. I do. Nah. I'll keep drinking this milk until next week. Mate, you're making like something in your stomach right now.

You could make a sourdough or some mushrooms. Maybe mine's not underwhelming then. That's disgusting. Seven day old milk. Who's going to go then? What have you got in your pantry? Mine's pretty underwhelming because I live with the opposite of a hoarder. My partner is the opposite.

You've got a chucker. I live with a chucker. So the oldest thing I could find was in our pantry and it was ground cardamom and it was meant to be used on the 8th of the 3rd, 2020. Ground cardamom doesn't expire. That's good to go. It kind of has gone quite hard in the bottle though

and it doesn't really shake out of the bottle anymore. Cardamom. Yeah, it's cardamom. Ella, what have you got in mum's pantry? I had flat now, thank you very much. What's in the flat? What was the oldest thing? I recently, maybe a couple of months ago,

cooked tofu scrambled, and I found some leftovers in the fridge. From when? In the back of the fridge. A couple of months. A couple of month old tofu scrambled? Yeah, it's not looking good. Oh, that's yuck.

It's vegan, doesn't go off. Good to go. It's good to go. Yeah, it's not looking good. Oh, that's yuck. It's vegan, doesn't go off. Good to go. It's good to go. Yeah, that's off. No animal parts in there. Producer Claude, you might be the winner. What is the oldest thing you found in your pantry slash fridge? Well, I did a dive in the fridge,

and I will say we have a pretty high turn over at our house. I also live with a chukka. A chukka. But I did find at the back of the fridge, it's a chilli paste in a little tube. Yes. But I did find at the back of the fridge it's a chilli paste in a little tube. Yes. Which expired

Christmas 2019. Oh, the winner. The winner. Yeah, the winner. Oh. That's good to go as well, by the way. Nah, that's in the bin now.

No, that's fine. Nah, bin. The chilli paste doesn't go off. Yeah, but I've got the chilli paste. I don't need the 2019 version.

All right, stop flexing on all your chilli paste, Claudia. She's got a heap of chilli paste. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon. Do you have something that's really

old in your fridge or pantry? Can you take out the title this afternoon? Yeah, have you got the oldest food item in the pantry right now? Or the freezer. Or the freezer. Or the pantry, fridge, freezer. What is the oldest thing in your fridge or pantry?

Can you beat a lasagna from 1997? Yeah, a woman found a dried lasagna, 26 years expired. So let's go to the phones and see what we've got. Ruben, good afternoon. G'day, Ruben. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, mate, what's the oldest thing you found in the fridge or pantry?

Basically, we went away to our holiday batch and we found some cracked peppercorns. Okay. In 2008. 2008? Yeah, yeah. Still good, though, Reuben. Still good.

Yeah, well, that's what we thought, eh? But no one wanted to try them, so ended up in nowhere. I feel like pepper doesn't go off, does it? It's like salt. Doesn't go off, does it? It's like salt. Doesn't go off. If it went clumpy, just re-grind it. You know one of the only foods that doesn't have an expiry date? Honey.

Yeah. One of the only ones. It doesn't help Reuben much with his pepper, does it? Yeah, sorry, Reuben. I still would have eaten it. All right, thanks, Reuben. Let's go to Briar. Kia ora, Briar.

Hi, Briar. Hi. What was it, Briar, that you found that was really old? In my grandma's cupboard, I found oregano. Oh, no. Oregano. That's the one. Nice work, Briar.

From 2001. Whoa. 2001. Oregano from the turn of the century. Yep. Do you know if Nana was still using it? Yep. She was.

Yeah. Waste not, want not, right, right? No, we did a pretty good clean out after that, though. Yeah, she's from a pretty different generation. Why is it? Like, I remember, I still to this day remember going over to my Nan's house and she'd bring out biscuits and you'd eat it and it would taste like they were so stale.

Because they were. That they'd turned into some other type of food. They'd gone soft and then they got hard again. And I'd always say to Nan, I'd say, these are stale. And she goes, oh, no, they're not. You're being silly. Just dunk them. Just dunk them in your tea.

Just dunk them. Thank you, Briar. We're getting so many text messages about people who still have their placenta in the fridge or freezer. Well, freezer. Not fridge. Freezer. I wouldn't put it in the fridge.

It will not keep in the fridge. Where was that one about the Cadbury chocolate block? Did you see that one? No. Oh my God. I want to find it because it was quite concerning. A lot of support for me in drinking my milk one week after the expiry date. I think what they

say, it's three days if it's open milk. It's good after the expiry. But who are these people? Who says that? Scientists? No, that's big milk. That's big milk just wanting you to get new milk. It's like when they intentionally slow down your iPhone so you buy a new one. It's the same with milk.

They're just trying to get you to buy the latest and greatest milk. Yeah, I see what you're saying, but I think just buy new milk, really. It's an option, too. You know? What about the – do you know what the peaches one is? No. Have you ever heard that? My mother-in-law has blackbody peaches in her freezer from at least

the 90s. Jeez. What's blackbody peaches? Oh, here's the cabby one. They've missplout Doris. Black Doris peaches. Oh. That's what it will be. Oh. Even then. Don't eat your blackbody peaches or your black Doris peaches. Yeah, both.

Not great. They didn't used to be black. Producer Claude? Isn't a black Doris a plum? Oh, yeah, it is. Well, that doesn't help us. Oh, sorry. I'll do some Googling.

You brought me another problem, not a solution, Claudia. They might make peaches too. I have my son's placenta in the freezer from when he was born 18 years ago. Yeah, but placentas don't have a use-by date on them. No, they don't. You know? No, they're good to go. Like, technically there's no use-by date on it. Here's the Cadbury one. Cadbury dairy milk chocolate, 250

gram block, expiry 8th of the 3rd, 2010. Wow. Yuck. Wow. I don't think, I don't think chocolate lasts that long. Shannon, what's the oldest thing you found in the fridge or freezer or the pantry? It's in our pantry. Yeah.

And it's a couple of bottles of vermouth. Oh, yeah? Oh, is that fancy wine? That's liqueur, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. So basically you use it to make martinis. Yeah. Okay.

And how old are we talking, Shannon? Well, my husband, now husband, and I nicked it from my parents for a cocktail party for our engagement party. Yeah. We've been married 15 years. Okay. Right? And when I asked mum when did she get it or when did they get it, she said, oh, well, long before you were born. In fact, it was already in the cupboard, I'm pretty sure,

when your dad and I started dating. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's an old bottle. Back in 1979. That's the family vermouth. That's still good, Shannon. That's the family vermouth. You've got to give that to the next couple who you want to live a long and happy marriage together. It's the Was it still good Shannon? Just the family vermouth You've got to give that To the next couple

Who you want to live A long and happy marriage together It's the lucky vermouth That's a family heirloom Yeah it is Well I mean To be fair Like it was in the family

Until you know Death to my parents part Yeah exactly right That's pretty amazing Shannon You win Shannon Congratulations Well done Nice work

Yep nice Thank you Nice work Shannon Have a shot of Thank you. Nice work, Shannon. Have a shot of vermouth on us. And also just have a shot of disinfectant after you drink that because I don't know how good it is. There's a story in the news today about a guy in the UK who bought a new laptop off Amazon.

Okay. And he was dumbfounded when the delivery turned out to not be a HP laptop. Instead, it was two boxes of Weet-Bix sellotape together. Has he been sent the wrong thing or has he been had? Because Amazon's a pretty reputable website. I'd say one of the biggest reputable ones. Nah, he got Weet-Bix.

They're referring to the man as the serial online shopper. He's like, guys, guys, that's not funny. My feelings are hurt. Stop making jokes about me. He paid $1,000 for the laptop and he got two boxes of Weet-Bix. I know the cost of groceries has gone up, but it's not $1,000 for two boxes. I mean, they kind of do the same thing though, don't they?

Well, a Hewlett-Packard laptop and a box of Weet-Bix. Same thing. The man said, I've never had an issue before, but honestly, when I got the parcel, I did think this feels a bit light to be a laptop. It's because it's two boxes of Weet-Bix sellotaped together. That'd be pretty heavy, wouldn't it? Two boxes of Weet-Bix? No. Not as heavy as a laptop. It's because it's two boxes of Weet-Bix sellotaped together. That'd be pretty heavy, wouldn't it?

Two boxes of Weet-Bix? No. Not as heavy as a laptop? Oh. Like, think about it. Think about it for a second. Pick up your laptop. Oh, I think it'd be pretty close. Like a different kind of weight. Depends on what type. Isn't it?

You know how you get the long, thin box of Weet-Bix? Yeah. Or the double stacker. Depends which one, eh? Depends, yeah, depends. I feel like it'd on what type. Isn't it? You know how you get the long, thin box of Weet-Bix? Yeah. Or the double stacker. Depends which one, eh? Depends, yeah, depends. I feel like it'd be quite close. That's why the scam is. Bree, this is completely beside the point. He wanted a laptop and he got two boxes of Weet-Bix.

Yeah, true. They might weigh the same, but he can't Google information on two boxes of Weet-Bix. We're missing the whole point of what's gone down. So is it a scam? Has he been scammed? It's an accident. And Amazon have apologised. And they've given him a full refund. How did they even, like, I'd understand if they sent him a different type of laptop,

you know, because I'd be like, okay, well. Grab the wrong laptop. I get how you've mistaken that. But two boxes of Weet-Bix. It does feel a bit malicious, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Like someone in the packing room was like. Oh, gosh, how funny would this be?

He's like, screw this guy. This guy's going to think that this is the new type of laptop. I've had this happen to me. I tried to buy a cat scratching post off a dodgy Chinese website. Yeah. The cat scratching post looked really cool. It was like a... I remember this.

I remember this, yeah. It looked like a cactus, like with one shaft up the middle and then two shafts going off the was like a I remember this. It looked like a cactus like with one shaft up the middle and then two shafts going off the side like a cactus and it was green rope wound around the cat post and it had like yellow flowers on it cactus flowers that were bells

and what arrived so I ordered it and I bought it it was like $55 once you did all the shipping from China and everything. Yeah. And when it arrived, it was a bag of green rope and two bells. Did it say scratching post art and crafts? It must have been.

Like you had to do it yourself? It didn't say that, but it must have been implied somewhere that it was a do-it-yourself. I'll be so angry. They just sent me green rope. They just sent me green rope in a bag. You could have made your own though, in fairness. No, I couldn't. Well, how would I make my own?

You just get a post. What's the post? Get a post and wrap it around. I was so angry I just threw it in the bin. I didn't even try and return it because it took so long to arrive. I didn't even bother. That's the risk you take with buying from certain websites. And I reckon that's the risk they take too.

They're like, let's make this so hard that they won't bother returning it. Like I've bought from websites before where I'm like, there's no way that this is coming and it's going to look like this. And in all fairness, it turns up and it's exactly what it says it's going to be. Makes me want to buy one of those imitation iPhones that they've got on Wish. Mate, I... Or AliExpress. Look, I'm not going to lie.

I have purchased things from time to time from DHgate. Oh, yeah? And let me just say, pretty bloody close. Has anyone bought off that Teemu website yet? Nah. Has anyone gone full Teemu? I keep getting invites from people saying, please accept this Teemu

invitation so I can get some money. It seems like the scammiest thing, but you've bought off it, Claudia. Yeah, I bought 30 crock giblets. Did our giblets come from Teemu? Oh, I take it back. Those are great giblets. Yeah, it was like five bucks. Five bucks. Claudia got me the Paw Patrol giblets. How much for shipping?

It was, I'm pretty sure it was free that day. I take it all back. I'm a Teemu ambassador. Although it makes it a bit suspicious where all those things came from. Don't think about it. Someone on the text machine said, I ordered a Nintendo Switch carry case and I got a baseball bat.

I mean, not really the same, is it? Not even close. Not really the same. We want to know on 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, what was your online purchase that wasn't what you expected once it arrived in your inbox? Brian Clint. He ordered a $1,000 laptop off Amazon

and he got two boxes of Weet-Bix sellotape together. Would you eat the Weet-Bix? Absolutely. Out of spite? Could do something. And then Amazon's like, sorry, we can't give you a refund. These Weet-Bix? Absolutely. Out of spite. Got to do something. And then Amazon's like, sorry, we can't give you a refund. These Weet-Bix have been tampered with. Not quite the same thing, but do you remember that woman

that was doing her grocery shopping online and she was doing her order and it turned up to her doorstep and instead of ordering 600 grams of chicken breast, she ordered 60 kilos of chicken breast. Oh, that's right. And all boxes and boxes of chicken breast turned up to her house. She mustn't check the last thing and just have her credit card just go through. It's wild.

Josh is here. Hey, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hey, how you doing, guys? Good, thanks, Josh. What did you order and something else turned up? Yeah, during COVID, I wanted to add some dumbbells to my gym and looked at some adjustable dumbbells.

Yeah. And I had it advertising on Instagram and it looked really legit. It was like all up about $100 delivered. I thought, that's pretty good and it goes up to 25 kilos. So I did a little bit of research, but ordered it, and I had an envelope with a face mask turned up. What? How the hell is that anything to do with dumbbells?

I don't know. It was some sort of scam, but my wife laughed at me for so long that I just put it on the back burner and forgot about it. Yeah, you do. You can't be bothered sorting it out. Oh, Josh, you poor bugger. Yeah. You poor thing. And that's why Josh still isn't ripped to this day. That's the reason why this text is so good. Someone said, I bought some beautiful wall art, but when it arrived, it was the size of a credit card. Oh, gutters.

Oh, gutters. Oh, gutters. You're like, God, this is cheap for some wallah. Good for a doll's house. Pretty much, that's about it. Campbell's here. Kia ora, Campbell. Hi, Campbell. Yeah, g'day, guys.

How's things? We're good. What's the thing you ordered and what showed up? So I didn't order it. My daughter's 13th birthday, becoming a teenager, so my wife thought we'd get her. We've got dogs. We do a lot of training. So she thought we'd get her one of those sterling silver farm whistles,

but a really nice one. I know the one. They go under your tongue. Dog whistle. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one, yeah. So she went online, bought one of those. I don't know where it was from, but it turned up.

Obviously, it all wrapped nicely. So we gave it to her on her birthday. She opened it up, and it was the size of a small pendant that you'd put on like a Oh no, you got a dog whistle Pandora charm. It came on a necklace, but like it was just

fits of laughter as you can imagine. Very small dog. It doesn't make a sound. It's not a whistle at all. Well, it doesn't make a sound to you, Campbell. It might make a sound to the dogs. I can just picture your daughter opening it And going what is this mum and dad A whistle for an aunt Yeah pretty much

It was the funniest She still wears it occasionally Yeah it's got extra special meaning now It's that time dad screwed up The 13th birthday present Thanks Campbell have a great weekend mate Jono's here g G'day, Jono. G'day, Jono. Hi there.

What'd you order, Jono, and something else turned up? I ordered a set of lights for my Lego set. And I had a pair of jeans turn up. A pair of jeans turned up and you ordered some

Lego? Yep, that's correct. Were the jeans made of Lego? A pair of jeans turned up and you ordered some Lego. Yep, that's correct. Were the jeans made of Lego? No, they weren't, but it took me a while to convince my friends I didn't order it because they were the same. They were my size jeans. Wait, so they were the perfect jeans for you, but somehow you didn't order them. Correct, yeah. Okay, so did you wear the jeans?

No, they had some nice pink stripes on them and no, they weren't for me. Oh, they had pink stripes on Correct, yeah. Okay, so did you wear the jeans? No, they had some nice pink stripes on them and no, they weren't for me. Oh, they had pink stripes on them, okay. You've got to rock them, Jono, I believe in you. Thanks, Jono, we appreciate it. Give me some feedback to say that Teemu is legit, by the way. I take it back, whatever I said about Teemu

before, people are saying Teemu is really good. Yeah, people have gotten some good stuff off there. This person, though, people have gotten some good stuff off there. This person, though, said, I ordered a ring off Wish. It took a month to arrive and when it did, it was used. It had a hair tie with hair still attached to it. Oh. What?

A ring on a hair tie with hair attached to it. Ew. Ew. You don't want to stick your finger in someone else's ring. Ring, yeah. Bree and Clint. Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, Uptown Funk for Friday Jams. Did that song win a Grammy?

Yeah. Yeah, well, it deserved to. I don't know that, but see how confidently I said it? Oh, I believed you. Yeah. Did Uptown Funk win a Grammy? What do you think? Yes or no? I already said. I believed you. Did Uptown Funk win a Grammy? What do you think? Yes or no? I already said what I think.

The Uptown Funk collaborators won the Grammy Award for Record of the Year. I thought so. It's got Grammy of the Year written all over it. You need to learn to just believe me the first time around. You didn't know. You took a guess. Yeah, but just all over it. You need to learn to just believe me the first time around. You didn't know. You took a guess. Yeah, but just roll with it, you know? Like my prediction for the football fans game last night.

Let's move swiftly along. Excuse me. You were completely wrong on your prediction and I was right. Yeah. Yeah. We're not going to talk about it though. Why not? Because I was like.

What was your prediction? I can't even remember what you predicted. You predicted way more goals than what happened. I dogged the girls in my prediction. You thought, you said there's no way the football ferns are going to get up tonight. Okay, okay, okay. And I said to you, I said to you

that is not the attitude that we need right now. We need to go in. I have the faith I believe and I reckon it'll be 1-0 to the football ferns to go in. Yeah. I have the faith, I believe, and I reckon it'll be 1-0 to the football ferns, and then boom. Yeah, and I said, ha! Yeah, you went, ha!

As if. Because we looked at the odds, and the football ferns were paying $8 to win. $8 to win. If you put $1 on that game last night. Yeah, how much would you have won? $8. So if you put $100.

That makes sense. On the football ferns to win last night would you have won? $8. So if you put $100 on the football ferns to win last night, you would have got $800. If you put $1,000 on the football ferns to win last night, you would have got $8,000. Should have believed me, shouldn't you? Should have believed you. Should have believed me. We would have been laughing all the way

to the bank. If you put $20 on the football ferns to win last night, you would have made $160. I mean, we would have been laughing all the way to the bank. If you put 20 bucks on the football ferns to win last night, you would have made $160. I mean, that's a good bet, isn't it? I don't know if that math is correct. I'm out of my depth now. I think it's about right. I think I am right. Don't look at me.

It's like the Bruno Mars uptown funk. I asked how much you'd win if you put a dollar on it. Makes sense. So if they're paying $8. Paying $8, you put a dollar on. I wonder how much you'd get. Yeah. Let's move swiftly along.

There's a dinosaur egg for sale. I saw this in the news and thought, I wonder if I, Brie Thomasel, could be the owner of a dinosaur egg. You could. And then I looked at it, and it's quite reasonably priced. It's not cheap, cheap, but it's much cheaper than I would expect to pay for an 80 million year old dinosaur

egg from the Cretaceous period. Is there still a dinosaur baby in there? Oh my god, second dumb question in one break. Yeah, there is. It's just waiting for the right mummy to come along. No, but is there? No. Oh. No.

What's an egg? Actually, again, I'm saying things that I don't know. It's an egg. It could be. The egg's for sale in Auckland. Is it here? It's at Webb's Auction House. Oh my God. It's from the Mongolian desert. Like I said, it's from the Cretaceous period. It's 80 million years old. And

look, it's not like it's not a ridiculously cheap amount of money, but they're expecting it to go for between $2,000 and $3,000. Jeez. It's beautiful, by the way. It looks like a piece of art. It would look amazing on top of your mantelpiece or in the middle of your dinner table.

It looks like a rock. No. No. It looks like a rock to me. It looks like the map of the universe to me. It looks like when you're up in an airplane and you're above like a city at night. It looks like a cityscape. Are you working for the auction house now?

Are you trying to sell this egg? What if I was? How much would you be willing to pay? Two or three thousand. I reckon we could work something out. I reckon we're going to be able to do a deal here. What type? What type of dinosaur do they know?

No, I don't know. No, I don't know. I don't know. That's going to affect how much I want to pay for it. You know, like if it's a velociraptor, like that's a pretty cool egg. Yeah, okay. Where if it's like a, you know, one of the lame dinosaurs, you know the one that had that thing on its head and they had butt heads?

Oh, those weren't lame. They were cool. Not – The two-legged ones that ran at each other. Yeah. Ugly ones. I like the ones that have got the two big balls on the end of its tail. They swing them at each other.

Oh, see, they're cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, you buy the egg, you can tell people it was whatever dinosaur you want. They're not going to check. Well, that's true. That's quite a fun conversation to have. What dinosaurs were cool and what dinosaurs were lame?

You've been on the brownies before the show today? Right now it's time for the one second song challenge. Brie and I go head to head guessing songs as quickly as possible with your help. And someone's about to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Caitlin, you're going to be on my team.

Good afternoon. G'day, Caitlin. Hey, Clint. Hi, Brie. You know your songs, Caitlin? Oh, I try. Just give it a whirl. Just got to get in there quick.

All right, it'll come to you. You and me are taking on Brie and Cody. G'day, Cody. G give it a whirl. Just got to get in there quick. All right, it'll come to you. You and me are taking on Bree and Cody. Kia ora, Cody. G'day, Cody. G'day, how are you? It's you and me today, mate. Let's win you that KFC, all right? Good stuff, good stuff.

Let's do it. Good stuff. Producer Claudia runs the game. Hey, Claude. Hi, Claude. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. You look ravishing today, Claude.

Oh, you look ravishing today. Oh, thank you. Stop it. Claude, you look hot. You made it weird. Why is it weird when I say it? It's the tone of voice, I think. It's also the words that you use.

Claude, you look ravishing. No. Ah, still weird. I don't like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, once again, Song Challenge. The theme today is because the Barbie movie came out this week, and it was amazing, and the soundtrack is so good and there's so

many massive stars on it. All of these songs are artists that feature on that soundtrack. So it's not the soundtrack song but it's some of their big songs. These guys are on the Barbie soundtrack. Yeah, got it. So I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me who it is and what the song is. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go

first. Ready to go? Ready. Here you go. Good luck. Brie. Oh, no. It hadn't even started. It was all right with me. Yeah. It is.

That's what she does. She buzzes before she knows what it is. That's the only way I've got a chance. Don't give her too long. Nicki Minaj. Super freaky girl. Yes. Woo! Oh, that was good.

How come we don't play that song anymore? I'm shocked. I don't know why. I don't know why. That is crazy. I think it's a great tune. That's so weird. You're on the board, Cody. Yeah, one point for Team Bree.

So, Caitlin, Cody, and this one's for you guys, just buzzing with your name. Here's your song. Caitlin. Oh, get in there, Caitlin. Billie Eilish, Bad Guy. Yep, you got it. Nice work, Caitlin.

Duh. I'm so glad Caitlin got that one, because I would have said Bad Girl. I was going to say Bad Girl too. I think we played a Rihanna song earlier earlier and it's got us all muddled up. I literally just thought that in my mind. I was like, I would have said bad girl. Bad girl, Riri.

Okay, one apiece. Yeah, we'll tie it up. Sabrina and Clint, back to you guys. Clint. Boom, clap. Bye. Oh, God, I'm having a mind blank. Sound of my heart.

Oh, Charlie X here. blank. Sound of my heart. Oh, Charlie X, yeah. Yes. Sound of my heart. The beat goes on and on and on and on and on. I was going to say Fancy. Really? It's a good song, that one. Yeah, I love that song.

Okay, 2-1 to Cody and Brie. Caitlin, keep us in this, okay? You could win it here, Cody. Come on. Cody, Caitlin. Caitlin, you get this one and I? You can win it here, Cody. Come on. Cody, Caitlin. Caitlin, you get this one, and I'll get the last one, okay? Okay, deal. Okay, deal, deal, deal.

Good deal. Here you go. Good luck. Caitlin. Caitlin. It's Lizzo. I feel like you know it. I do.

Oh, it's on the tip of your tongue. I can feel it. Cody, do you know it? If you do, we'll buzz Caitlin out. Do you know it? I think so, yeah. Okay, sorry, Caitlin. Cody for the win.

It's Lizzo. Yeah. And it's about the win. It's Lizzo. Yeah. And it's about damn time. He's got it. Oh, Cody. Get in there, son. That was tough. That was tough.

Good game. I'm lucky, Caitlin. You played well. Nah, well played, then. Cody. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. Oh, perfect. That was actually a good win. Dream team, then. Cody. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations.

Oh, perfect. That was actually a good win. Dream team, Cody. We did it. That was a good win, guys. Barack Obama's new playlist is out. He can do no wrong, eh? I love me some Barack. He puts his playlist out regularly.

It's regarded as very well, it's very influential, Barack's playlist. Yeah, people are always talking about his playlist. So very cool. So, like, to feature on a Barack Obama playlist is very cool. Yeah. Much cooler than being on Trump's... Cassette tape. Now that's what I call Trump

Volume 5 The new place is out and there's a New Zealand artist on it This is cool Who do you think it is? Who do you think of all the New Zealand artists That Barack Obama is putting on his playlist? Lord? No but she would fit

I think he has put Lord on there in the past Yeah She's not on this one though Lorde? No, but she would fit. I think he has put Lorde on there in the past. Yeah? Yeah, she's not on this one though. Not on this one. Who else would Barack be putting on the playlist? Is it Crowded House? No, but Crowded House would fit the bill.

Looking at the playlist, correct? Because it's not all new music that he puts on there. No, it's a mix. It's a mix, yeah. My last guess. Oh, correct? Because it's not all new music that he puts on there. No, it's a mix. It's a mix, yeah. My last guess. Oh, I know who it is. Who is it? It's Dave Dobbin. That's who it is.

That's the Beths. God, he is cool, isn't he? He is cool. You have to be cool to be into The Beths. I say that because I'm into The Beths. What's your favourite Beths song? I like the Jump Rope Gazers album. And what's three songs from that album?

The first one's pretty good. The closing track is pretty good. The closing track is pretty good. Yeah, and the middle track? Or you don't like the middle track? Shut up, okay? I just accept the fact that I'm cooler than you because I say that I like the Beths. Okay, I'll let you believe. I say that

I'm into the Beths, which makes me cooler. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. Do you want to hear some other songs that's on Barack Obama's playlist? Yeah, I'd love to. This will be some artists. They'd be stoked with that, by the way. They are. Yeah. Do you want to hear some other songs that's on Barack Obama's playlist? Yeah, I'd love to. This will be some artists there. They'd be stoked with that, by the way. They are. Yeah. They shared it with the caption, whoa, okay.

Whoa, didn't expect this. Okay, Barack. Settle down, Barack. What else is Barack Obama into? He's into scissor. Snooze from Scissors on Barack Obama's playlist. It's a vibe. I can imagine him and Michelle.

Don't, don't do that. Running a bath. Don't do that. Leave the Obamas alone. She's like. Yes, you made it too hot. Go get a bath bomb. Did you do a fart in the bath, Barack?

Tupac is on Barack Obama's playlist. This is what I picture Barack listening to. Why? I don't know. It's just cool vibes. It is cool, yeah. And I picture him smoking weed. He's late to the party on this.

We've been listening to this song for ages, Barack. Yeah, this isn't you, Barack. What he is into, and this is on the Zedium playlist, Barack Obama has added Luke Combs' version of Fast Car to his playlist. It's taken over. Yeah.

Sad to Tracy Chapman, but good. Oh, she'd be stoked with that. She would. Is there any Taylor Swift on there? On the new playlist? On Barack's. I have a quick look. I didn't see it on there. On the new playlist? On Barack's. I'll have a quick look.

Hang on, I didn't see it on there. She's not in the ones I highlighted. I feel like he's Mr. Beat if there's no Taylor Swift. Oh, you're asking, did he put some on? Yeah. Let me just check. I need to go and look at my eyes. Okay, you go away and have a look.

Because, I mean, everything is Taylor Swift right now. I wonder if he would have taken his family to the Taylor Swift concert. You know how she has always had famous people there? No. There's no Taylor Swift. He's trying to be cool. Everyone's into Taylor Swift. Mate, Taylor Swift is cool.

Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. Taylor Swift's cool. He's trying to be a little bit alternative, you know? Yeah, but then when you're trying to be like that, it means you're not like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, he's not trying.

I like people who are alternative, but then they can be like, still love Taylor Swift though. That makes you cool. Like me. My Beths. My Beths fandom. He's got Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj on his playlist. And they hurt that I'm up when I'm being us.

Calling my phone, but they know I don't answer. In the hood, I'm like Princess Diana. Yeah, Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj on his playlist. Yeah, Ice Spice is cool. She's cool. And Janet Jackson is on Barack Obama's new playlist. See, that's a cool mix. That is a cool mix. He's got a bit of everything. And Leonard Cohen is on there as well. You know, good vibes. A bit of everything. And Leonard Cohen is on there as well.

You know, good vibes. A bit of everything. It's a bit all over the playlist. All bit all over the place, that playlist. But I'm not criticising. I wouldn't. I couldn't. Bree and Clint.

Time for Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Strap in, everyone. It's going to be a rough ride. Every week we go head to head singing these songs. We spend some time with a professional, making them sound as good as they can. Shout out to Sam, who does the best he can with what he has. What a bloody legend.

This week, Brie chose Barbie Girl. Barbie, let's go party. the best he can with what he has. What a bloody legend. This week, Brie chose Barbie Girl. One of the most iconic songs from the last 30 years, I reckon. Yeah. As a pop song, it's genius. Like, it just broke into another dimension. It's definitely going to break into another dimension this afternoon. We're going to take it up a notch. Brie will go first, then you'll hear my Barbie girl.

Then we're looking for five people on 0800 dials in to pick the winner of Barbie girl. Yeah, can I just say before you play mine, I couldn't get a hold of Ken. So I had to ask my Uncle Ray to step in to do Ken's part. Did you? Yeah. So it's not Ken, it's Ray.

Yeah, it's my Aussie uncle Ray. As a bonus for you guys this afternoon, one person who votes on Fridayoke is going to score a double pass to Fridays. Yes. The return of Fridays 2023. The festival. The festival.

So keep that in mind as you pick the winner this afternoon. We'll start with Bree. Here's Bree's Barbie girl. Good luck. Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken. You want to go for a ride? Sure Ken. Jump in. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Anyone seen my dog? I'm a plump, pimple girl In a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight

I'm your darling You're my doll, rock and roll Feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there Hangy panky You can touch, you can play If you say, I'm always yours. I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, yeah. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, yeah.

Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah. Yeah, solid effort, I think. You're gonna win. You're gonna win win because yours is, the singing bit is good and the other bit is funny.

Mine is tragic. I'm actually quite happy with my effort this week. Yeah, I think you should be. I feel like you should be. Oh, that tickled my pickle. I just want to say I did the best I could. Yeah. I mean, that's what I did.

You just got to work with what you got. I tried to channel my Barbie and that's what I did. You just got to work with what you got. I tried to channel my Barbie, and that's what I did. So here it comes. All right, good luck, mate. This is my Barbie girl. Hiya, Barbie. Hi, Ken. You want to go for a ride?

Sure, Ken. Jump in. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. Come on Barbie, let's go party.

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair or dress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation. I'm the blonde pimple girl in a fantasy world. Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your dolly. You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink. Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky

You can touch, you can play If you say, I'm always yours I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair I'm just me everywhere Imagination Life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party

Ah, ah, ah, yeah Come on Barbie, let's go party Ooh, ooh, ooh Come on Barbie, let's go party Ah, ah, ah, yeah Come on Barbie, let's go party Ooh, ooh, ooh I love this text.

Someone said, Clint is giving Spongebob. It's such a fun song. It is such a fun song. Such a fun song. It's so hard to sing. We need five people to pick the winner of that this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. Try like a damn vampire.

You ready to sing that for Friday Oki next week? Absolutely not. Way too hard. I think it's got us ridden all over it. So difficult. Let's get some results. Ladies and gentlemen gentlemen Bree and Clint Friday Hockey

We're playing for a double pass To Fridays Yes we are It's back The line up is yet to be announced But they've teased That it's coming back Next week I think the line up drops

Yeah so that's exciting Look out for that Someone who votes Is going to score a double pass To Fridays this afternoon, but they've got to pick between Breeze, Barbie Girl or my Barbie Girl. This was Breeze. Come on, Barbie, let's go party.

Ah, ah, ah, yeah. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah. Bree and Uncle who? Uncle Ray. Uncle Ray. Yeah, Uncle Ray. Someone texted and said, Bree and the Uncle go hard.

Yeah. Uncle Ray slaps. Someone else said, I definitely wouldn't party with Bree's creepy uncle. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's the ultimate nightmare fuel. Yeah, that's a good idea. He's been banned from all family Christmases. I understand that.

It's taking on My Barbie Girl. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, yeah. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, yeah. Come on Barbie, let's go party. Ooh, ooh. Someone said. Clint sounded like he was holding in a poo. That's what I was going for, okay? You nailed it. That's what I was trying to do. Rachel's here. Hey, Rach. Hello there, Rachel. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks, Rach. What are your thoughts this week on Friday, Oki? As much as Clint was really good, my vote's going to Bree and Uncle Ray.

Uncle Ray. He's going to be stoked with that, Rach. Thank you. Have a good night. Have a great weekend, Rach. You too, Rach. Have a great weekend. Appreciate your vote.

You're going to have to split the title with Uncle Ray if you win. You know it. I don't want to call him. I blocked his number. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. How are you? Good, thanks, Alex.

Tell us any feedback this week. It's got to be the Men's Prison Talent Show by Clint. The Men's Prison Talent Show? It just brought me some good visuals. Oh, my God. I don't know if that's a good visual. Oh, my God. I don't know if that's a good visual. Oh, my God, that is so descriptive, Alex. I actually really like it.

And I'm going to take the vote, so thank you very much. We appreciate it. Thanks, Alex. Let's go to Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi, how are we? Did you like our Barbie girls this week, Jamie?

I think it was a pretty close one. Yeah, I reckon it was pretty close too, but you need to vote for someone. It's got to be Brie and the 40-year-old smoker Uncle Ray. 40 and then some, I reckon. I think he's about 68, I reckon. But I'll take it, Jamie. Appreciate you.

Thank you, Jamie. It's 2-1 to Bree. We're going to go to Jono. Kia ora, Jono. G'day, Jono. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks, Jono. Did that make you week, Jono?

Oh, it did. It really did. I've been listening to you guys for ages, and this is the first time I've been able to get through, so I'm just stoked to be on. Welcome to the show. We're glad to have you here, but you do need to deliver your vote for Friday Oaky.

It was a very close one. It was very close. I liked Clint's. It was very good, but I'm going to have to say Bree, just because she hit the Guild's vocals just a little bit better. It was very close. I liked Clint's. It was very good, but I'm going to have to say Brie, just because she hit the girls' vocals just a little bit better. Yeah, she definitely did that. But I feel that Clint's Ken version was a lot better.

Okay. So, both of them, I'm going to say Brie. I would have to agree with you, Jono. That's not criticism of Brie. That's criticism of Uncle Ray. No, no, no. That's positivity for both of you. That's on Uncle Ray, yeah.

I'll pass it on to Uncle Ray, Jono. You've got the win, but one more vote from Reuben. Who's it going to be, Reuben? G'day, Reubs. Oh, man, I've got to say big ups to both participants this evening. I think you both did really well. But what stood out for me was Trent, your pen sounded like your Barbie. So my vote goes to Bree. There we go. Thank you, Reuben. Come on, Barbie friend sounded like your Barbie. So my vote goes to Green.

There we go. Thank you, Ruben. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, yeah. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm stoked with that win. And we got to deliver the Friday's tickets.

And I reckon, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking what you're thinking. Jono, mate, you've got the tickets for your feedback this week. Oh, thank you so much. That's awesome, guys. You're welcome. We'll see you at Friday's 2023 line-up coming next week. Congratulations.

Yeah, awesome. Thank you so much. And thank you for supporting our show. We appreciate you. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. With Pack and Save.

Thanks to Pack and Save and their super birthday deals, we've got a $250 Pack and Save gift card to give away to whoever wins Birthday Banger. That's right. First, we've got to find out the three songs, and then we'll vote. Let's start with my Uncle Ray. G'day, Uncle Ray.

I might just be the younger version, though. Jeez, good performance in that Barbie Girl song Uncle Ray You nailed it You did a good job Crushed it Ray Hey mate, what's your birthday? 3rd of May 1985 Oh this isn't my Uncle Ray, he's too young

Way too young Way too young Must be his son I don't have the vocal Ray Neither did Ray Yeah, neither did Ray You were 16 though Ray, Ray, in 2001. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.

But are you Uncle Ray, S Club 7? That's me, all right. I think that'll be me in the lounge. Have a date. Yeah, have a cunny cunny. I like that. This might be my Uncle Ray. That's a good one, Ray. I think that'll be me in the lounge. Have a date. Yeah, have a cunny cunny. I like that. This might be my Uncle Ray. That's a good one, Ray.

I'd stick around. Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Lisa. Kia ora, Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Evening. How's your week been, mate? Great.

Great. It's a Friday. Oh, even better that it's a Friday. I like your attitude. What's your birthday? 18th of November, 1980. All right. That means you were 16, Lisa, in 1996.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I like the way you work it. No diggity. I like the way you work it. I like the way you work it. Definitely a banger. No diggity. Blackstreet, Lisa.

It's a rip-up. Definitely a banger. Definitely a banger. Definitely a banger. Could win you a $250 pack and save gift card. One more for Serena. Kia ora, Serena. Hi, Serena. Kia ora. You got much on for the weekend, Serena?

Just full of typical children's sports and that. What sport are your kids playing? At the moment, they're all playing rugby and one plays soccer. Oh, nice. Nice. It's full on.

Yeah. My whole Saturday gone. Sounds full on. Well, let's see if we can win you this $250 to pack and save. What's your birthday? 4th of July, 1983. All right, Serena, that means you were 16 in 1999. And, Serena, we've done the calculations

and this is your birthday banger. How good, Serena. Ricky Martin. Banger. It's a huge song from Ricky. It's a good one. Okay, we're going to decide between Blackstreet, S Club 7 and Ricky Martin.

This Ricky Martin song's got the vibes for me. I like them all. Yeah. But I think it might be Ricky Martin. I'm going Ricky Martin. Yeah. Are you going Ricky Martin? I'm going Ricky Martin. Serena, you've picked up the $250 Pack and Save voucher.

That's fantastic. Just wait there. We've got a special message from Stickman for you. Kaboom! Shake the room! You've won a pack and save gift card to celebrate super birthday deals on now. Good stuff. Stickman.

There you go, mate. You enjoy that and enjoy your weekend, alright? Will do. You too, guys. Thank you. Kaboom. What a moment it was last night. A piece of history was made when the Football Ferns won their first ever game at the world cup against norway it was unreal and you and i both were there we got to see it that's nicely done hand is off after it wilkinson's in

the middle wilkinson new zealand won norway nil New Zealand 1 Norway 0 Hannah Wilkinson And look at what it means It was amazing It was It was incredible

It was so, so cool to get to see it Against all odds Against all odds The football ferns just rose to the occasion So cool to get to see it. Against all odds. Against all odds. The football ferns just rose to the occasion. As soon as they started playing that first half, I was like, we're on here. I thought, Norway, you're in trouble because the football ferns were just on fire. And finally in the second half, I think it was like the 48th minute maybe.

Something like that. It was early in the second half. Yeah, Hannah Wilkinson drilled one into the back of the net. So Something like that. It was early in the second half. Yeah, Hannah Wilkinson drilled one into the back of the net. So cool to see. Can't wait for the next game. So pumped. They play Philippines on Tuesday. So if you're in Wellington, make sure you go get tickets to support the girls or watch it where you can.

I thought to celebrate, obviously, you know, this piece of history, you and I could do our own rendition and uh and commentate the iconic moment i feel like i'm gonna besmirch such a historic occasion with my commentary you just have to put passion and energy into it okay okay yeah and that's and that's what it's about i can do that that's what it's about yeah do you want to go first do you want me to go first i want you to go first okay okay i will go first go first? I want you to go first. Okay. Okay.

I will go first. Claudia, can we get the footage up? If we've got the footage, can we get the footage up on the screen so we can watch it as we go? Yes. Is that what we can do? I've got the footage on my laptop, but we can have it. Yeah.

Okay. We need some background noise. Yeah, I can deal with that for you. Okay. Here we go. Okay. All right. I'm just going to start playing it here.

I kick it out from the back, down the right-hand side, passes it to Jackie Edd. She's gotten around the bloody defender. She's beaten her. She's kicked in the middle. Wilkinson! Wilkinson drills it into the back corner. Go, you good thing!

The football fans! One, Norway, zero. Nice. Go you good thing The football ferns One Norway Zero Nice I've never heard a commentator say bloody before She kicks it around the bloody Kicks up the bloody guts I think we need more of that in the commentating I think

Okay I'm going to try and bring a similar energy to it Okay I can do that I can do that I can get into that Just get into the energy I'm a football guy now I can do this So Claude when you're ready Kick that video off

And we'll go The football ferns Kick it out From inside their own goal One of them runs down the side And they kick it to the other one That's a forward pass Oh no that's not a thing in soccer

They kick it in Hannah Wilkinson Goal It's a goal Suck it Norway Shove that up your butts! Football fans, rule! Norway sucks!

Yeah, I think we might both have lost our jobs commentating. I think I might have got a little bit too into it. Yeah, I don't know how they compose themselves. I'm more biased in my commentary. I'm more of a New Zealand explosive. Yeah, you might have to commentate like you know, the Canada versus Nigeria game where you don't have

invested interest. Yeah. We'll take that feedback on board. Brant Clint. Go the Ferns. Play ZM's Brant Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door

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