ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st July 2025

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

We ask Ross Boss - How many likes to get us to the NRL Grand Final?  Please like our post - https://www.instagram.com/breeandclint/p/DMW-PTvpcWM/ Home haircut and beauty fails.  What is "old" to a Gen Z?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, cheers to KFC. KFC's cult favourite Hot and Spicy is now available nationwide at KFC. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint Hello everybody welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. It's Monday, it's a new week and we're ready to go

God if this gig doesn't work out you could become a race caller Or an auctioneer or an auctioneer. I understand why auctioneers talk so fast Because don't you want everyone to understand what you're saying? No, you want the opposite. Oh you want to confuse them, you want to bamboozle them. Absolutely. Yeah right. Somebody's got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got two hundred, two hundred, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, got one, sold for a million five hundred. Last time we sold our house was an auction and I was

there kind of hiding in the bushes. You never see auctions in this country on houses. I know right and there wasn't that many bids and so the auctioneer is like can I get another bid please? Anybody please? Anybody? No. Just. And I was like, please bid on my house. Did you ever feel compelled to just step in and put in a little bid? Oh, I was like, even I'd pay more for this house and I own it. Is it illegal, is it illegal to hire someone to go in there and just do bids?

To push the bids up. I don't know if it's illegal. I think it is. But the issue is if it lands on that bid. You're screwed. You gotta buy it. Yeah. You buy it back from yourself. Because my neighbour was there and I was tempted to go, can you just do a couple bids for me? Question. Then they would have had to buy the house. If let's say the market's flopping. I think floppy is the term. Floppy. Yeah, in a floppy market. Let's say you put your house on the market and no one's bidding and then you go in a new bid and you pay less than what you did the first time. Yeah. Is that like a tax write-off? Wouldn't it be good if your mortgage then went down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, no, no, no, this is the second time I've bought it. It's cheaper now, yeah. And I bought it for cheaper. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha round of tradie versus lady. Okay Clint great idea scores 55 tradies, 57 ladies so

it's tight and we'll have a fresh round straight after this. Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint. You show us up that much so pick the most difficult language, the most impressive and can you count to 10? Okay I'm gonna do Japanese. Okay good. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 2. Why does it sound so cute in Japanese? Yeah, yeah, you sound like a Harajuku girl. That was good.

We're suitably impressed. You're taking on our tradie from Hamilton there 43 and her trade is trading cards. Welcome to the show, Alicia. Hey, that fits in. Hello. You're quite literally a tradie. Yeah, literally. Yeah. What type of cards are we talking?

So I'm a store manager for a trading card game shop. Oh my god. Wow. So Pokemon cards, Magic the Gathering. I showed these off on our Instagram account while Bree was away. What do you reckon my full set of Oddbods cards is worth? Alicia from the trading card store in Hamilton? Yeah I've seen those, those are pretty cool but it's not stuff that we sell so yeah I have to say though I think you need

better folders for them though. Yeah yeah I need to store them better you're right. Alicia can help you out with that. One last question, what's the most expensive Pokemon card you've got at the store at the moment? In store at the moment, it's a Gardevoir and it costs about $1,200. Holy moly! Alright, Alicia, your buzzer's trading. Erin, oh no, let's go with names today.

Keep it nice and clear. Alicia, Erin, those are your buzzers and the first three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Here we go, best of luck. Question number one, which female artist released a song for the recent Brad Pitt film F1 the Movie? Was it Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo or Tate McCray? Erin. Erin just got in. Tate McCray. It was Tate McCray. We just played it a couple of songs ago. One to the ladies. Question number two.

Who did the Warriors beat last night? Come on guys. I'll give you a clue. They live in a castle. No. I don't think that's gonna help. Alicia just got in there. No. What'd she say? The nets. She said the nights.

Oh, you said nights, did you? Then we'll give you a point. She did. Okay. We'll give you a point. It's one apiece, question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this Erin's in. Stan Walker. Is on the money two to the ladies one to the tradies

question number four what time is also known as 1600 hours? Erin. Elisha. Erin. Eilishah. Erin. 4pm. 4pm is correct. Is that the win? That is the win. For... the ladies. Ladies. She's a lady. Oh, we know, we heard you as well Eilishah. There's this thing that happens where you hear what was said down your end. We hear them at the correct time. And if you listen to the radio, you will believe us that you were just ever so slightly behind Erin. But it was a good game. Okay, no worries. It was a good game. No way, we try and keep it as fair as possible. We do, we're very honest.

There's a phone delay, but we reckon we're hearing them at the right time. And this one goes to Erin. Well done, Erin. Yeah, thank you. Sweetest. Well done, Erin, good job. Good game to kick off the week. The ladies come out on top though.

Nice. Come out on, they're triumphant. That's what I said. Why'd you have to take it there, eh? ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Look at our boss, Ross boss in the studio right now. Hi Ross. G'day Ross. Hi. What a rare treat,, Ross Boss in the studio right now. Hi Ross. G'day Ross.

Hi. What a rare treat. He's so suspicious of us whenever he comes in studio. He never trusts us. Massively apprehensive right now. It's okay, you can trust us. We've been here for seven years. Have we ever let you down?

Never. Just at the radio awards every year, but sure. That was good, that was a good bear. Ross, question for you. Did you watch the Warriors last night? Of course not. Didn't you? No.

Oh my God. Do you know Ross? I don't think he's ever watched a sporting game in his life. I was up the was like 20 years ago. Okay. So you were day one, were you? Before it was cool, yeah. But just day one.

Let me fill you in. The whole country's talking about it. It's huge. Helen Sieber, Helen Sieber has scored for the Warriors! Unbelievable! Stupendous moment! Rugby League! I've got goosey. Rugby League! I mean that does sound amazing. I did see a meme about it so I did know that there was some sort of great try. Exactly right.

Unbelievable. We've come up with the next big promo for ZM. We think this is a real game changer. Can you read this post that we're just about to put up on our Instagram page and approve it for us, please? Just read it out loud for us. Just describe what it is. It says 10,000 likes and our boss will send us

to the NRL Grand Final with someone who likes this post. Oh my God, Ross, that's so nice of you. Stop it. Wow. Isolate that audio. Happy opposite days. No. He Ross, that's so nice of you. Stop it. Wow. Isolate that audio. Happy opposite days. No.

No. It doesn't say that. How much does it cost? Hold on, are they in the finals? No. No, but it's looking good. It's looking good. And we're pre-empting.

This is our year, isn't it? Yeah. But if we don't book it now, Ross. Then you won't get to go. We won't get to go. 10,000 likes. Yeah. If this post that Bri and I want to put up on Instagram gets 10,000 likes, you do it. 10,000 likes? Yeah. If this post that Bri and I want to put up

on Instagram gets 10,000 likes, you'd do it for 10,000 likes wouldn't you? I'd do it for 100. 100,000 likes. No, but that's actually a challenge. Hold on, let's go through your Instagram. You can't go back on that now. Hold on.

100,000 likes. I think we've got about 70,000 followers on our Instagram. Yeah, I know, but like what's a post get for your normally likes? Just you guys playing one of your silly games. Yeah. Eight and a half thousand likes. Oh, okay. He's got a point.

This one, 161,000 likes. Okay, no, we've got to revisit this. No, but that, no, no, that's a once in a generation video. That's different. And you want a once in a generation trip? Well, you said it. Could we negotiate? 10,000 likes, okay, And you want a once in a generation trip? Well, you said it. Could we negotiate?

10,000 likes, okay, maybe we shot a bit low. 50,000. 50,000 likes. What timeframe? It's in October. The game's in October. No, he's asking how long to get the likes. What timeframe?

Give us a month. No! A week. 50,000 likes. Two weeks. 50,000. Two weeks. Yeah, so we can milk the content out of it.

And the idea being someone who likes the post... Will get to come. Gets to come with us. October. Yeah, October to the NRL Grand Final where the Warriors... The Warriors are gonna be. It's a Bre and Clint guarantee. They'll be there. They'll be playing. Touch wood, touch wood. Sydney? Sydney. Once in a lifetime trip. If you can, okay I'm just going to double down. If you can get one of the warriors to like endorse you on the radio, yeah, and you get 50,000 likes in a week, I'll see what I can do. Oh 50,000 likes in a week! If it's going to be I'll see what I can do, can we have two weeks? Then you'll see us work hard to get it. What if there's a pandemic? I just, you know, you never know guys. Okay put some teas and get it. What if there's a pandemic? I just, you never know guys.

Okay, put some teas and season it. Yeah, if COVID comes back, obviously. All things permitting, yes. But a warrior endorsing 50,000. Yep. Can it be ex-warrior, current warrior? Current. Okay. What if it's Sean Johnson? What if it's like the GOAT SJ?

Doesn't count if he's not in. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because now I know that Clint knows him as well. Who scored that try? Lekka Halasema. Oh my god, that's my favourite player. Okay, just so we're clear. If we can get 50,000 likes and an endorsement from Lekka Halasema by...

Sunday, 5pm. This Sunday? Next Sunday, 5pm. No, one week. Oh, one week. Or I could do your working week if you want and go Friday. No we'll take Sunday. Okay we'll take Sunday. Yeah Sunday's good. Yeah and then we can take someone to the NRL Grand Final. Shake his hand. Deal. Deal. You see this Claudia? I didn't say anything about accommodation.

Alright we've got to get the post up. The post is going up right now. I've got a message, Hallucina. We need all the likes we can get. Okay, at Bri and Clint on Instagram. We need to get 50,000 likes in seven days. Mate, piece of biz. Also, there's other things to talk about on the radio this session this week. I don't want every break just to be about this self-serving. No, you should have done it before you showed up.

Nah, you made the deal, mate. It's going to be all... Yeah, but I get to take... No. This week it's going to be all rugby league. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. This week it's gonna be all rug-a-ballo. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Turns out a study has said that when it comes to predicting a baby's sex, it's not 50-50.

What? You know how like obviously when you think of if someone gets pregnant you're like oh 50-50. It's a coin toss. Yeah. Yeah. Flip of the coin. Could be a boy, could be a girl. Yeah, that's what I thought it was. According to this study, no. Really? It says here, a study published over the weekend, actually, in the Journal of Science Advances,

it describes that the odds of having a boy or a girl as flipping a weighted coin is actually unique to each family. Oh, so it's the genetics that you bring to the table. So it found evidence that an infant's birth is associated with maternal age and specific genes. Oh, buzzy. So the older you are, the more likely you are to have one or the other.

So I've looked into that. Where was the information around that? Because it said that, obviously it comes down to also the genes within two people making the baby. But says here maternal age is a factor. Women who started having children, according to this study, after the age of 28 were slightly more likely to have only boys or only girls. Oh, interesting. So if they had more than one child, it was likely to be more likely to be only boys or

only girls. If you did it after 28. Yes. So it also said, researchers estimated that families with three girls had a 58% chance of having another girl. So if you've got three girls, you know how there's families, they'll have three girls and they'll go, we'll try for- My friend Jordan is all girls, three girls. We'll try for one more, we'll try for a boy. So it's not 50-50.

It's 58% female, 42% male. While families with three boys, it's even higher, had a 61 percent chance of having a fourth boy. Wow, I think about my parents who had three boys and then rolled the dice one more time and they were quite, I think, I mean I'm thinking about I was 10 years old, but I think they were quite open about the fact they really wanted a girl. Yeah. And they got it. Yeah, so it would have been a lot less likely.

Yeah. Yeah. Four boys. They rolled the dice on that one. Four boys. Yeah, hell no. Four boys. Isn't that interesting? I wonder if people had this information, because this is a new study, if that would then change

people rolling the dice to get, you know, a baby of a different gender than what they've got. Right, right. If you had your family already and you're like, we have all boys or all girls. We want one or the other. Do we go again? Surely 60-40 is still good enough odds. Like it's still pretty close to 50-50.

If you told me it was like 70-30. What's another 10% change is it? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well it's dressed, it's more than double the chance then that you're going to have one than the other. Yeah, I see what you're saying. But, but ultimately you go into it

and you're always going to be happy. If it's a healthy baby, you just want a healthy baby. Yeah, unless you've got four boys and you're dying for a girl. Yeah, unless you're desperately trying to raise an all-black. But you could get a black fern. Or if you've got eight girls and you just really want a boy. That's what we want to talk about this afternoon. Can we find New Zealand's biggest only boy or

only girl family? Yeah, that's what we're after. And I want to even extend it. If you want to bring in cousins, like let's say on one side of the family, there's 20 cousins. They're all girls. You know, that to me counts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The toilet seat never goes up in your house. Yeah, yeah. Or you know like your extended family like it's just all boys or all girls. The bigger the number obviously the more compelling. I've already kicked it off with and we weren't exclusively boys so mine doesn't count but it's got to be over three. It's got to be in your immediate family. It's got to be over three. But if you can do that in your family and it's all one type. Quite impressive if you've got a same-sex couple parents because then you're definitely all boys or you're definitely all girls. Two mums with

five daughters. Yeah, yeah. Like that's wild. Daddy's Franklin. A study out of the weekend said that when it comes to determining your baby's gender it's not a 50-50 split. Yeah. It comes down to so many things. Remember all the grannies and stuff would tell you there's a meal you can eat or an angle at which you can do it. January, March, May are more likely to be girl months.

All that crap. But I mean, fun. It's a mean, fun. It's a bit of fun. It's not 50-50. There's so many things that influence it. What we're trying to find this afternoon is New Zealand's biggest all-boy or all-girl family. How many can we get? We're talking siblings. We can even add cousins into it.

Did your dad produce an entire netball team? What can we find? Emma's on the phone. Oh, $800 at him. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello, hello, how are you? You're gonna get the ball rolling for us and I assume you're calling with all girls, yeah?

No, I'm actually not. Ooh. So my granddad was one of five boys. Okay. He went on, obviously with his wife, had four boys. Yeah, okay. And then each of those boys had boys.

Right. Yeah. Except for me, I'm the only girl of that generation. You broke the cycle Emma. Yeah I did, yeah. God. And then we've all gone on and had a boy and a girl. You really did break the cycle.

Oh my god. I can feel the estrogen power through the phone from you. I've also got another statistic. Yeah? I had my first baby at 32 and it was a boy. Yeah. And I had my second baby at 35 and it was a girl. Oh, that flies in the face of what we were saying, doesn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, it does. So I'm sorry. I don't want to. It's not scientific. I can only speak in my own words. Bri said a slightly weighted coin. It's weighted on one side. Yeah, it's slightly weighted towards one of the other. Yeah. Well, I would have thought I would have speak of mine. No, Bree said a slightly weighted coin. It's weighted on one side. Yeah, it's slightly weighted towards one of the other.

Well, I would have thought I would have had all boys, there would have been all boys, right? And then maybe gone on and had one boy, one girl or something. According to your family history. Yeah, yeah. A real sausage fest in your family, Emma. Like, yeah.

When you came out, they're like, what do we do with this? We've never seen one of these. No they were so excited. I bet they were. I was with my grandmother. Oh yeah. You would have been spoiled rotten.

100% my grandad would take me shopping for everybody's Christmas presents. The boys would get boxing hankies. That's so cute. And I'd go and get beautiful clothes. Yeah that's so nice. How good. Okay, thank you. Am I great way to start it off?

Let's go to Shannon. Hi Shannon. Hi Shannon. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What do you got for us? We're looking for the biggest all boy or all girl families. Well, my dad ended up giving seven girls.

Seven. And Shannon. Including me. I was gonna say including you, but then I was like to say including you but then I was like obviously including you. Have you ever asked if they had have got a boy where would they have stopped? Like were they trying to get a boy? Oh he was definitely trying for a boy.

What from the first one? There were three different mothers as well. Oh god he really just was producing girls. He can't blame any of the mums. It was all him. He's the lady maker. Yeah, yeah, and his mum and his brother and sisters both had a boy and a girl.

Yeah, right, so it's him. Starts with him. Seven girls. Okay, Shannon and the seven sisters. Someone texted her and they said, my grandfather's family was 12 boys and then they had a girl. Wow. It took you 13 goes to get a girl. That girl would never have got out of boys hand-me-downs ever. I was gonna say that

girl would never have dated anyone in her life. Taku is here, hi Taku. Hi Taku. Hello there. We're looking for the biggest all boy or all girl family. What have you got for us? Oh well I've got eight brothers. Whoa!

You have eight brothers? I have eight brothers. Holy! I've got three older brothers, then there's me, and then I've got five younger brothers. However, my parents were trying for another girl and the last two ended up being twin boys.

Twin boys? Taku, you're in a sausage sandwich. I am. What's it like having that many brothers? I loved it, absolutely loved it. I was like the queen of them all. Of course. I bet you would have been. What about what Bree said before

about how you would never have been able to bring a date home? I never did anyway. They would have ridiculed them. Yeah, yeah, because your parents would be like, please no more boys in this house. Oh my goodness, I love having sisters-in-law though. I bet, oh my god, that would be so nice for you. It would have just like changed your world.

But mind you, with my dad, he's got seven sisters and two brothers. So he he grew up in a lady dominated family. You guys do it all one way. It's very black and white in your family, isn't it? Thanks. I've got two sons and a daughter. So OK, well, they go. Yeah, thanks, Taki. That's great. How about this? Grandad is one of 13 boys.

Pfft. Ha ha ha. That's wild, eh? It's a soccer team. Yeah, that is literally a soccer team of boys. Someone else said, I'm the only boy and have three sisters. All my sisters had girls and I also had a girl.

The girl gene is strong in our family. Someone else said, my uncle really wanted a boy and he had seven girls. Oh no. That's the problem with wanting it too much. The universe is like not today. No you're gonna learn a lesson. ZN's Brian Clint. As a millennial what do you think is the age where you're like that's old? Hmm keeps changing. Yeah. As you get older it changes. Every year it keeps changing.

And also every one you meet, it keeps changing. Like I'll meet a cool 55 year old and I'll be like, man, 55 looks exciting. Nah, but I've got a standard. Like 55 for me is definitely not old. Oh, okay. I thought you were about to say definitely old. Definitely not. Definitely not old.

Old to me, once you're 77, 78, that to me is old. Because I feel like that, but I mean it's all relevant. You know, you could meet a really young 77. Could go any day, that's old. Well depending, it's all relevant, isn't it? But when I think of a 78 year old, most 78 year olds are getting to be... Yeah, but I wonder if you ask a 70 year old what's old if they would say 80. And if you ask... But then like I've met 70 year olds that don't seem old at all. Of course. You know? They've went around and they've asked Gen Zers, what age do they think is old? Interesting. So do you wanna hear the stats?

So essentially they said, the question was, when does old age really start? Yep. 22% of the people. Gen Zs. Gen Zed said, by the time you've reached 35. Okay, yeah. 26 said 40 is the true marker. So that's 50% of people from the Gen Z's that say 40. By the time you're 40 year old. Yeah. And then 31, which is the highest percentage, said that oldness sets in at the age of 60.

Oh, okay. We just had a text from someone who said, my teen says 24 is the start of the transition. 24! And by 26, you're old. We have a Gen Z. We keep one on staff for moments like this. Her name is Ella. Just blowing off the dust, hello. Hi, Ella.

Hey. What's old, Ella? And be honest. Be honest. It's a hard one. Old lady would be like, you know, 80. Old person in general, 45. Okay, 45 is your marker. Yeah. For old. I'm sorry to offend anyone. No no no. We're asking

you to be honest. But then I know people who are that age now because the older you get the more you know. Yeah. And my mom doesn't feel old but she's 50 something. Yep. But yeah if I stand back from it subjectively 45. 45 is old. Yeah okay okay I'm gonna go back in my cupboard bye. No yeah thanks it was great we appreciate it. What about you Claudia what do you think? Oh I feel like if the question specifically was what age are you not young I feel like 35 to 40 feels about right. Okay but if it's what age are you old. Yeah yeah. No not looking at anyone specifically anyone specifically. Do you look at me as old? No, not all the time. When? Just when it comes to technology. Do you look at me as old? Yes. I mean, no, sorry.

Wait, so I'm a... Just whenever your Wi-Fi stops working, I'm like, oh yeah, me and the Wi-Fi don't have any good relationship. She's not old. She's stubborn. Okay, there's a difference. That is very true. She's not old, she's stubborn. That's true. Which is a symptom of old. Real snap hole real quick one how old are you and what age do you consider old text that to us on 9696 your age and the age that you consider old. Yeah interested to know. That ends Bree and Clint. Kia ora everybody, Bree and Clint. Next on the show, I want to talk home haircut fails. You weren't here the other week, Bree,

when Claudia, on a whim, just decided to cut her fringe. She didn't even have a mirror. She just pulled a bit of her fringe out and chopped it off. Just a little snip. The no mirror thing is wild. Well, does it look bad though? It'd look like a cry for help if you ask me. I mean I cut my hair every couple of weeks.

Do you? Oh you do. Bad Ames, Bree and Clint podcast. You were just saying before that you cut your own hair at home. Yeah I cut my hair. Just snippity snip off the ends. I've always maintained that I think cutting women's hair is easier than cutting men's hair though.

Cause you just go along the bottom. Have you done both? No I've done neither to be honest. women's hair is easier than cutting men's hair though. Cause you just go along the bottom. Just go snip, snip, snip. Have you done both? No, I've done neither to be honest. But when I go and get my hair cut, it's very complicated. There's bits that need to get pinned up and they snip in and they do a bit of shaving in and then they do some thinning and things like that.

Your one, surely, you just go, you show me how long you want it and then I brush it down straight and it's going tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, across the bottom. That's exactly how women's hair is cut. isn't that what you were doing to yours at home I'm I'm not a hairdresser, and I'm just cutting off my split ends. I'm not actually giving myself a real haircut. Yeah, right This is a celebrity in the news today who I didn't realize they did their own haircuts But I guess they just shaved their head so how hard can it be that celebrity is the man with the multi-million dollar face David Beckham

And he's had a witsy. Who would have thought. Yeah. Who would have thought the David Beckham obviously I think back in the day He wasn't doing his own hair. You don't reckon he did his own cornrows? No He wasn't dying his bleach. He wasn't bleaching his hair himself. He didn't invent that little gel mohawk thing that he had. He's had an issue with the clippers. Here's him being filmed by his wife Victoria Beckham. What have you done? The thing of the clippers fell off my head. You're trying to give yourself a haircut, what have you done?

It's not funny. Let me see, let me see. I mean the hours of content that the kids have got from this. The clipper head fell off. It does not look good. I'm gonna always be honest with you. It looks terrible. Are they still in lockdown over there?

Why is David Beckham, one of the richest footballers of all time, to ever exist on this planet, why has he cut his own hair? I reckon he's got like a number two all over on his head and the clipper has fallen off and he's gone raw dog clipper straight to the front left of his head and so then it's gone skin, skin short on that bit. God he's a good looking man. And that's where he's safe.

He's got a obviously got a well-shaped head he can just shave it right down and he'll be fine but yeah. I just don't understand how, let's wait, what's his, what is his net worth? David Beckham, how much do you think? Him and Posh together would be billionaires wouldn't they? Let's have a look. He's worth 500 million pounds. David is. Oh combined. Together they're worth a billion. So they're a billion. Yeah. Give or take. And how much is a haircut? What? Not that much. Isn't it about 15 pounds? But you know what they say you don't become a billionaire by paying other people to do stuff you can do

yourself. Yeah god, my uncle is a great example of that. Can we talk to people about home haircut fails this afternoon? People who really balled it up. They thought they were going to nail it, they thought they were going to cut an acute Zoe Deschanel fringe, or they thought they were going to do a little dye job before the wedding or something like that, and you've just muffed it. You've really butchered it. 0800 dials ZM or text Just Orient to 9696 we'd love to hear about it this afternoon. Also let's just open it up past haircuts. I want to

know if you've had a nightmare dying your hair too. How hard could it be? Nightmare wax job. Nightmare yeah yeah. Just nightmare at home beauty fails. If you DIY'd it, and you F-B-B-K'd it, we wanna hear about it. It's the one. The ZM Podcast Network. David Beckham's in the news.

He's had a home haircut fail. He's at a whoopsie with the shaver. What have you done? The thing of the clippers fell off my head. You're trying to give yourself a haircut. What have you done? It's not funny. Let me see. Let me see.

I mean the hours of content that the kids have got from this. The clipper head fell off. It does not look good. I'm gonna always be honest with you. It looks terrible. Why does she sound like she's talking to her eight year old boy? Like, isn't that what all wives sound like when their husbands have made a mistake? Yeah. Side note for a second. They might be the biggest celebrity couple goals for me ever.

David and Victoria. They're the real deal. You know, like, we've asked this question before but like there's not many celebrity couples where I'm like oh they are the real deal but they definitely are. Yeah that doco, that Netflix doco. I don't know who's above them. It's a good question. Tom Hanks and his wife. Oh yeah. They can be in the mix. We want to know what's your biggest home haircut or even just home beauty DIY fail? And Alex has called up.

Hi Alex. Hi Alex. Hey, how's it going? We're good. What happened to your eyebrows, Alex? Well, in my younger days, I was going on a date and I trimmed the beard and made it look a bit nice. Good on you.

I thought, oh, my eyebrows are a little bit bushy. Yeah. Give them a trim. So I shaved one of them. Yeah, and didn't realize that I hadn't, well, I didn't change the cap on it. So essentially skin faded my eyebrow. Just one of them?

Just one eyebrow. So if you can imagine what David Beckham did to his head, I did it to my eyebrow. Just one of them. Just one eyebrow. So if you can imagine what David Beckham did to his head, I did it to my face. What did you do after you realized your mistake? Did you draw it on or what? No, I shaved the other one. There was no other. No Alex, no! No, I would have been tempted to do the same.

No! Yeah, you've got to balance it out. I had to do, no, I had to do both because otherwise it looked like a caterpillar and some blaze of grass. Opposed to what? You looking like you were sick or an alien. How did the date go? How did the date go, Alex? Long story short, I found out my best mate had dated her and we both compared the same notes on her.

So yeah, it didn't go very well. Okay, okay, Alex. Alex, Alex, Alex. Alex sounded smart. He sounded smart. He ruined it. He sounded smart. He ruined it. Thanks, Alex. Let's go to Tess. Hi, Tess. Hi, Tess. Hi. Hi.

Tell us, Tess, what was the at-home beauty fail you had? My boyfriend trusted me to cut his hair for the first ever time. Oh no. And all been going very well and he was trying to do like the faded bits on the side. And I went down to get him off the water and while I was gone he was tidying up his ears so he took off the razor guard. I came back and just took the razors straight to his head and just did a cut all the way down to the skin, straight down the side of his head and ruined the complete haircut and then had to commit to the skin shaved look for the rest of his hair. You gave you gave your new boyfriend a baldy?

Yeah, pretty much. A whole new meaning to a skin fade. Yeah. Oh no. Did he ever let you cut his hair again? No, he hasn't. Did you like your handiwork? Did you think he looked good with this haircut you gave him? It wasn't the worst one. Did you lie to him and tell him that it looked good to make him feel better and to let yourself

off the hook a bit? Yeah. Yeah. Good idea, Tess. It's like when Bree cut my hair in lockdown. Hey, that was not, Tess, don't listen to him. That was not a bad haircut. And he never paid me for it.

I think you got enough enjoyment out of it. Oh, so you assume I don't want to be paid for my services. Someone said David Beckham will be cutting his own hair so that the barber can't grab his hair and clone him. Or sell it on eBay. Be like, lock of David Beckham's hair. Yeah. You know what would be more impressive and would go for more money?

David Beckham's pubes. Yep. Can you imagine? I'd bet on that. Now I reckon, well, we're surprised he was cutting his own hair. I'd be surprised if David Beckham was getting someone else to cut his pubes. Oh no, he's doing that for sure. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi anonymous.

Hi, long time listener, first time caller. There you are anonymous. And guess what? If you call us again, you can do this all again because you're anonymous right now. Oh, I sure can. Hell yeah. What a time to call to. What's your home DIY beauty fail, anonymous? Well, it was during COVID times and I couldn't get out to the beauty parlor.

So I was like, do you know what? I'm going to give myself a Brazilian. I looked kind of confident on YouTube. Full, sorry, sorry, sorry. Full Brazilian. Yeah. The full nine yards anonymous. The full nine yards. Good on you for going, you know what, how hard could it be? Yeah, well it was extremely hard. I even had a mirror and I was 14 pounds and they just say things got stuck and I could not get it off. Oh god. And I was crying.

Yes. And my husband said, you okay? And I was like, um, you've never been stuck. We've just had a lip through together and I had to get some oil and, um, dissolve it. And I was like, cool, I'm all good. I thought I got rid of most of it. And then I went to go sit on the toilet and I actually got stuck on the toilet because I got wax on the back too.

Anonymous, you're a hoat. You sound like the most fun person to be in lockdown with. Does she? Yeah. Does she? You didn't get your partner just to finish it off, just to go three, two, one, rip. No, because he wasn't keen and I was like, you know, this is the first and last time that I'm going to do this. Anonymous, without, you know, giving too much detail, where was the main part that you got stuck?

In the front. Oh, yeah. I mean, it could have been worse. The gouges would have been worse, wouldn't it? I just think, like, it's very probably more sensitive. Yeah, it really is. And I wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't recommend it. I've never had a Brazilian,

but I don't imagine it all comes off in one strip. So the brave- You're doing multiple. So the bravery to go in there and know that you're gonna have to three, two, one, rip on yourself multiple times. God, you are a soldier, Anonymous. Thank you, thank you. Absolute warrior. Yeah, Anonymous. Thank you, thank you.

Absolute warrior. Yeah, Anonymous, thank you for your service. Honestly. You can't see, but Bre and I are saluting you right now. Honestly. Yeah. The NRL is calling because you are a warrior. I'll take it, I'll take it.

That is brutal. She got stuck to the toilet. Flaps of steel. I did, I did, and I had to clean the toilet after. And that was, yeah, that was fun too. Anyway, so to recap, the end of the story. I hope your husband appreciated the effort, Anonymous. Yes, I think he did.

Good. Okay, great. That's all that matters. That effort is going on report. It's 10 minutes in the Simden. This is like, why does this woman want to be anonymous? But now I get it, now I get it. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for calling Anonymous Great Story. It's ZM's Bre and Clint podcast.

Anonymous told us about their home Brazilian fail during lockdown, which involved them getting stuck to the toilet seat. And someone texted them and they said, ah yes, ye olde Fuf foo glue eh? Not ideal. The worst part would be because she said she got stuck to the toilet seat yeah you know what's worse than that mm-hmm is when you the two flaps get stuck together. Oh yeah, okay. I thought you were going to use a euphemism there.

Well, that is a euphemism. Is it? Well, what else would they be called? Actually, maybe, you know. It was fairly, I think that's the word for them. Yeah. Do they have another name? The old duckbills.

Is that better? Hold on, what else can I come up with? I thought you were going to say like the gates were locked or something like that. The old duckbills. Is that better? Hold on, what else can I come up with? The gates were locked or something like that but no we're just going with... What else? What else could I have used? You could have probably used literally anything but we are where we are. Old hot dog buns. Okay.

It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. How many is it though? That's it. If you have the most of the thing, you win 50k of sea chicken dollars on this very game. For example, if it was between you and I and who has the most breasts, I would win.

No, we have the same amount of breasts. You don't have breasts. I do have breasts. They're right here. You have pecs. I have breasts. Yeah. Do I? I win.

Is this not a male breast? I would say it's a peck. Thanks. Tissues. Cordy's got her binoculars out. He's so small, I can't see him. Alaina is here to play How Many today. Hi, Alaina.

Hi, Alaina. Hello, how are you? We're good. I can't see them. Elena is here to play How Many today. Hi Elena. Hi Elena. Hello, how are you? We're good. If you have the most thing, more than the person that you choose to go head to head with today, you're going to win 50k of chicken dollars. We just need to check, have you owned at least one cat in your life? Definitely, yes.

Okay, well good. I'm feeling quite confident with this one guys. Are you? Well, Ella's come up with today's theme. Ella, what is the question? How many? How many cats have you had ever? Ever. The criteria we put on this was that you have to have had the cat until it died or at least intended to. Which I don't like because I've had lots of cats that I've looked after and cared for and fed. Yeah but are they your cats?

They're not your cats. Well, we're at one point, but I have to go, what, with the cats that are my cats? Just because you house set a cat for a weekend doesn't mean it counts. No, that doesn't count. No, like, did you own the cat? Okay, give us an example. I'm fostering cats. That doesn't count.

They're not your cats. I can't do it for three weeks. Nah! Oh my god, that does not count. There's a flash in the pan. Yeah. You're looking after. Do you agree, Elena? You're caring for.

Elena, we're not counting Ella's three week foster cats, are we? I don't think so because she's not going to have them until they die. That's right. You don't intend to keep those cats. Question though, do very young, like when you're young, childhood cats count? Yes, of course they do. Yes, childhood cats definitely count. And cats that are still alive now... They count.

They count if you intend to keep them until they die. If they're your pet. Yeah. If you currently have a cat as a pet, they definitely count. Okay. So, Elena, how many cats have you had ever? I have lost count at 13. Ho!

13 cats? I currently have five. Oh my god, we've got a crazy cat lady on the phone. Woo! Wait, you currently own five cats? Yes, I have one that's in her twenties and one that's like a little baby and every age in between.

Woo! Wow. Oh my god. You are who I want to be when I'm older. What a broad spectrum of cats. We literally have Nicole Scherzinger on the phone. I don't get it. Elena, who do you think you have had more cats then?

Who do you want to go head to head with? Bree, Clint, Claudia or Ella? Not Ella. I know Bree's the dog person, but I also know she has a cat. I believe Clint has a cat as well. I'm an animal person. I have dogs now but I like all animals. She uses a litter box. Okay I'm going to go Clint. Me. Okay Bri how many cats have you had?

I'm pretty sure I've had five. Five? In my lifetime, yeah. You would have won if you chose Brie. Elena, Claudia, how many cats? I grew up with a mother who was the certified crazy cat lady. So across my life, I've had 12. Booo!

Eww! Touch and go there, Elena. You still would have won. Ella, the cat foster mum, how many cats? It would have been way more, but because of these silly rules and restrictions, it's actually four. Four? Yeah. You're the least catty so far. Wow so far. I'm feeling full of things. I do have four kittens at home. You'd still lose even if we included the foster kittens. Elena I currently have one cat you're right. I've got another cat on the bookshelf but it's just the ashes.

But I did have that cat so it counts. And prior to that three more cats total of five. You win 13 cats. Elena, well done. Go Elena. Yay. I was going to send you some KFC but I feel like we should send you like some cat biscuits or something.

Either or they'll both be appreciated. Yeah yeah. You lead the feed Elena or her million cats. Or both. Or both. True. Or'd either feed Alayna or her million cats. Or both. Or both, true. Or both. How perfect! That's how many.

Play ZM's Brian Clint. Olivia Rodrigo. People love Olivia Rodrigo. She's so talented, isn't she? All the Brits are obsessed with her after Glastonbury. Yeah, I mean, can't wait for some new music from her. Yeah. She's in the news at the moment though,

not for her music, but because a video, not a video, a photo of her has sparked a bit of a viral online debate. So essentially the photo, her and her boyfriend, she dates a 22 year old actor I believe by the name of Partridge I think his last name is Lewis Louis Louis Partridge He has done shows like disclaimer in another show called pistol. You're clearly a big fan. Huge fan. I've never heard of the guy. Yeah. Never heard of him. But she's, they've been

dating since 2023 so they've been dating for a fair while and they were photographed out to dinner where she was paying for the meal. Okay. And it set off the internet. The internet is a blaze. And they said, how dare he let her pay for a meal. Really? That's her boyfriend. He should be paying for the meal. Okay. In 2025. Yeah, in 2025. She's worth a reported 25 million. Yeah. And I doubt her boyfriend, who I'm a big fan of, Louis Partridge, is worth the same. I

could be wrong. I'll be hard to I could be wrong. Oh, it'd be hard to be worth Olivia Rodrigo money at 22 if we don't really know who you are. Yeah. Totally. Yeah, but you and I have talked about this. Like, it's not about,

paying for it is not about how much money you have. It's about, like, you know, like. It's about. It's about fairness. And it's about, often it's about's date it is, isn't it? What who organized the date. Yeah isn't that what you're supposed to say? I don't know.

Everything in my relationship is 50-50. Was it always? From the start? Oh I think I paid for a fair few things upfront. Just because I like to do that but. Once you're living together it's 50-50. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't know if these guys are living together. They're obviously very young. How do you feel about it? I mean, I think if you're in a relationship, you figure that stuff out when you're in a relationship. You know, like if someone, I think it's, yeah, it's whatever's working for your relationship, but I think it's yeah, it's whatever's working for your relationship but I think it's 50-50. Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Annoying that you're

Olivia Rodrigo and people take photos of you paying the bill for stories like this. I mean, annoying for her boyfriend. Awkward for him. Yeah. Not for her. You'd almost be, if you're the boyfriend, she's like I am paying for this dinner. You'd almost be like okay but can you just give me your F-POS card so I can go and pay for it just for the photos please. Can you just make me like a card from your account so I can just look like I'm paying for everything. What do you think Claude? I feel like 50-50 makes sense. Like it doesn't have to be the expectation it'll be exactly 50-50. Nah. No. Yeah, pay a little bit there, they'll pay a little bit over there, you know. When I was dating a hundred years ago I did like to pay but maybe that was just... Did you always pay? Yeah I think so, yeah. That being said when people offer to pay I'm

always like oh okay then. If someone insisted on paying I would let them. The rule for me is you say once you go oh no no it's okay we can split it and if they offer a second time then you accept it. I don't know if I'd want to date someone that wants to pay for me all the time because that's not my type of person. Oh that sounds really awful. I know what you mean, Bri, you can't be bought. No, yeah, and I also, I'm the type of person I don't want to feel like I owe anyone anything. You know, I've always been that way. Claude, if you say a miracle happens

and you get a Tinder match tonight. How dare you? And it progresses to a date. And is it the person who says, shall we meet up for a drink? Is the onus on them to pay? Ooh, that is a great question. Or is the onus on them to pay for the first drink?

What he's asking is, can your body be bought? And the answer is usually yes. And it's less than you think. That's the new thing. Bri's on Claudia's Tinder account at the moment. Bri and I are both in long-term relationships, so having a little glimpse inside Tinder is always very exciting, isn't it? Where are the ladies and the boys at?

I'm trying to get into your psyche, Claude. Like, I take it very seriously because I'm like, what would Claudia like? And Caleb, 27, that's a no. That's also a no. Bree almost exploded when she found a six foot eight man on there before. He was so hot.

She's like, I don't need to know anything else, yes. Very, he's six foot eight and very handsome too. He was very handsome. And well dressed. Well dressed and the perfect age. Do you remember what his name was? No. I was like, sexy, I didn't need to know. Did you take yes?

Absolutely. And now we wait. And now we wait for a match. If you get a match. You'll be the first person I call. Can you please, yeah, can you please text me and let me know? Yeah, you should get good cell phone coverage from the top of that man. Yeah.

Also, you'd never have to endure the season of winter. Isn't it colder up there? No, because you're closer to the sun. Oh, I was wondering where we were going with that one. You're closer to the Earth's atmosphere. That is Franklin. We've got one. We've got a match on Claudia's Tinder account.

Hello, Isaac. Now I need to investigate who you've matched me with. We've got one. We've got a match on Claudia's Tinder account. Hello, Isaac. Now I need to investigate who you've matched me with. I'm also waiting to hear back from a few very tall drinks of water. Yeah, and by your waiting to hear back, you mean Claudia. I mean, yeah, Claudia. Remember this is Claudia, we're doing it for Claudia. You don't get to date these men.

Totally, unless it's that six foot eight guy. I'll send him your way. Then you've got to let me know. This story, I mean's that six foot eight guy. Then you gotta let me know. This story, I mean it couldn't get better. It sounds like a movie plotline and if you missed it yesterday, maybe the game of the NRL season, the finish anyway. I don't know if I've seen a better finish in the NRL like I saw yesterday Warriors v Newcastle we've got the audio of how it finished take a listen Alizeba has scored for the Warriors! Unbelievable! Stupendous moment! Rugby League! Rugby League!

Rug-Bulloog! To steal a quote from you, that guy nearly blew a poo-poo valve. He did eh? He was going off! He was losing it. It was pretty special. The Warriors, if you didn't pick up from that, the Warriors won by the way. Full time was up. It was in literally the dying seconds. It was so exciting. And it was a game that we were meant to win by like pretty convincingly because it was against the Newcastle Knights who aren't doing very

well this season. No. But there was also another added layer where in the news the coaches and the staff at the Newcastle Knights had talked about how the whole team had been hit with gastro. Yeah. And they didn't even know if they were going to have a team to play last night against the Warriors. They didn't train in the days leading up to the game. The majority of the players were in bed on IV fluid drips the day before the game. I've got a few quotes from the coaches.

It says here, we had 12 of the boys in bed over the last 24 hours. It was a busy morning on the phone to the doctors and staff running around trying to get medicine and food and Trying to get some of the boys to eat anything and to keep it down They they then said the vast majority didn't even get to eat Before kickoff as they just couldn't hold anything in we chopped and changed I think I wrote the team sheet out about four times this morning.

You'd argue they deserved to win after all that. After going through all of that. How? How did they play so well? They all had the squirts. You know the days following food poisoning when you've been down and you're like, You're wrecked. I'm weak. I'm weak. Everybody weighs themselves directly after having food poisoning and they're like, I've lost five kilos. It's like the life gets sucked out of you. Yeah. It's horrible. And then you have to go and play 80 minutes of NRL rugby league. Dangerous. Actually dangerous. Actually dangerous. Wild. It got me thinking about,

you know, maybe this has happened at your workplace or at your family Christmas or on your family holiday, maybe within your sporting team, like when you go away to play at a tournament, maybe the whole team got struck down by something. Doesn't have to be Gastro, but it can be. Maybe it happened to the whole wedding party just before the wedding Yeah, you will get whacked with gastro or something like that. Mmm. Gastro is the bad one Especially when there's white dresses maybe the wedding was in barley belly and you got a barley belly Maybe the wedding was in barley and you all got barley belly in barley belly in barley belly. It's a play I would not be visiting barley belly. Yeah, I'm not visiting Barley Belly, Deli Belly.

Don't drink the water from either of those capitals. Don't eat the curry. Yeah, when did the whole squad, whatever it was, get struck down with an illness at the same time? How did you guys recover? Did you recover? Did you have to call the whole thing off and postpone it? Or did you soldier through?

Wasn't it, I reckon some of my biggest childhood trauma memories are when the whole family gets struck down by the vomiting bug. I was so terrified as a kid, as soon as one of the siblings gets vomiting, you're just terrified, you're like, when is it gonna get me?

I went down with norovirus on Christmas day while we were hosting Christmas at our house. And the whole family, they were sympathetic but they just sent me straight to the room and they said, they just quarantined me. They said, you, we love you, Merry Christmas, in there, we'll bring you, we'll bring you food and water but you go in there please. If that was, if I was there at your family Christmas I would have locked you in the basement and thrown away the key. You'd be like, that's it, the whole family's going to KFC,

everyone except Clint. Yep. I wouldn't have even thrown food down there, I would have locked you in the basement and thrown away the key. You'd be like, that's it, the whole family's going to KFC, everyone except Clint. Yep. I wouldn't have even thrown food down there. I would have been like, no one talks to him, nobody even breathes near that door. Just stand back and spray that dead hole spray into the room. 0800 dial ZDM or text us on 9696. We want to know when the whole squad got taken out by an illness at the same time. Could have just been your family. ZN's Brian Clint. When did the whole squad go down? Got taken out by either food poisoning, a sickness, whatever it was.

It's happened to the Newcastle Knights. They nearly couldn't play yesterday against the Warriors. They nearly didn't have a team. They nearly didn't have a team that could run on and play because they all got struck down with gastro. You've got to respect them for even showing up really don't you? Yeah. So we asked when did the whole squad get taken out? Like this text it says it was my first Christmas at my boyfriend's family home and we were all accusing his mum of being hung over but then everyone started dropping one by one. Except for me.

Oh, that's a victory. How did you escape? Well, his family must have weaker genes than your family. Or did you take them all out on purpose? Oh. Ah, that's that. Are you the designated carer in that situation? Oh, hell no.

It's like a blessing and a curse, isn't it? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Oh, Oh hi how's it going? Good thanks. What did you get struck down with and who was it? Oh well I was on a school trip and it was a real challenge trip. It was we're heading to Cambodia and Thailand. It was actually for five weeks over the summer break. Okay. And so it was, it was not a gas show as such, but whatever was in the water, I guess. Yeah. And, you know, 12 students,

I was one of two staff members and we had a guide. And so two thirds easily got struck. I absolutely got struck. I was one of the worst ones. Oh no. So, you know, both ends going, you know, a lot of pain, a lot of body aches. Oh, she died.

Oh, you're right. Oh, we're going to. Sorry, you were cutting in the mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I tried to. Yeah, hear me now. Yeah, how old, so you're in charge, you're one of two in charge of 12. How old are the students?

Yeah, high school, high school. And my colleague and I, by that stage, we were, I mean, this was 2012, so we're sort of mid to late 20s. We did have a world challenge guide. However, the worst of it for me was we were crossing the border Christmas Eve between Cambodia and Thailand. Yeah.

There was no, and we weren't flying. We had to do a four hour journey to the border. And then they were standing in line, letting all these locals through first. And then another, and that was about four hours to get to the border. And then they were standing in line, letting all these locals through first. And then another, and that was about four hours to get through the border, and another four hour journey at the other end. So because I was dealing with diarrhea,

I had to have a pill to essentially clog me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Emodium. It was a very, very painful experience. Emodium? Emodium. Yes, yes, that's the one. Yeah, clogged you right up.

Kill me. By the end of that, just kill me. That honestly sounds... Throw me in a ditch. I don't think you can get whiz. I don't think you can get whiz. Yeah. You're on a bus with high school students, you're the teacher, you're meant to be looking

after them and you're trying not to shit your pants. And you're in a 12 hour transfer between countries. Oh god, no! Here's a great text we asked when did everyone get taken down someone said we were on a great New Zealand horse trek horse riding cycling and walking the length of New Zealand we got gastro and I was throwing up off the horse. That's so grim that is so grim. At least you can the horse can keep walking yeah and you're kind of like bleh.

Leave it in the past, you know. Just tell the horse just keep moving forward. Yeah the horse will take care of it. T's here, hi T. Hi T. Hello. What struck down the whole team T? So I went on a cruise for my 21st last year, I think. It was a two week cruise. And I think during the end of the second week or halfway through the second week, the whole cruise started to catch the bug and I was going around the whole cruise. It was so horrible. My whole family was sick because my whole family came to my 21st. It was pretty horrible. What were the symptoms of the sickness? I don't know if it was the food they were feeding us or like it was nauseous.

Everyone was catching a cold or cough or whatever. It doesn't take much to go around the boat does it? It's pretty common on a boat. Have you watched that Netflix show Poo Cruise yet Cruise Tee or Too Close to Home for you? I have not watched that but funny thing I work with sewage too. Well Tee that could be your 30th. So yeah that's my story. You work with sewage, was anyone pointing the finger at you for bringing the bug on board T? Nah, like there's a lot of elderly on cruises. What are you saying elderly people shit their pants a lot or something? Nah, cause it's like I don't know, they're immune to things.

Hey you said it T. Thanks T. What about this text? It says, on the way back from a family holiday, we got Indian in Topol. Night before my mum's birthday too, we arrived home at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m. with food poisoning. It then slowly took each of us down.

Safe to say we made up for it with three days of birthday celebration. Isn't that the worst too when the first person to go down with food poisoning. And you know you had what they had. Yeah and you're just sitting there waiting. You're like this is horrible. This is for the parents out there. It says nothing beats holding a bowl for your own vomit

while trying to give your youngest child a bowl for their vomit and knowing that you have to clean up both vomits afterwards. Yeah, what happens when there's only one vomit bowl in the family? Oh, it's a you-go-I-go situation. Well, I remember we got the vomiting bug at my house once and my sister was bad. She had the vomit bowl. My dad just then started using his hands. He was like here, and I was just vomiting into my dad's's hands and then what happens if mum also wants to make a salad well you're using

the salad slash vomit bowl to vomit and then your brother wants to open a large pack of potato chips yep or make popcorn and you're using the vomit slash salad slash popcorn slash potato chip bowl for vomiting yeah you have to eat it out of a mug last one my fiance got Kemper Labeckacter in the Galapagos Islands on a year 13 trip and she shat over her best mate trying to get out of the tent. She tried to bring the tights home too. That's so, no they go in the bin. They're bin tights. Oh what if they were lulu lemons? Pupu lemons. We were talking just before about when the illness took down the whole squad, someone texted and said, my brother and dad both got sick on a plane and had to share one sick

bag between them. What in the world? If that was me, I would just continue to be sick because every time you would put your face in the bag, you would be just sick more. You'd get sick again because of all the sickness in the bag. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But think about the other people on the plane and they watch this bag getting fuller and

fuller and... Like there really wasn't another bag? Like how budget... What are you lying to me on? Like that's not economy. Name and shame. That's not economy. That is peasant.

Hot, I heard of them making budget cuts on Budget Airlines, but that's ridiculous. This is Birthday Banger, the number one songs on your 16th birthday. And Jackie's going to go first. Hi, Jackie. G'day, Jackie. Hi, guys. How was your Monday, Jackie? Yeah, good. Just topped it off though. Oh, good. Well, let's see if we can get you a good one. What is your Monday, Jackie? Yeah, good. Just topped it off, though. Oh, good. Well, let's see if we can get you a good one.

What is your date of birth? 17th of October 1992. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th, this was number one. I feel like it suits you, Jackie. That's quite a... We're losing her. Oh, we're losing you. But do you like it, Jackie?

Yes. Yep, that's very me. Yeah, it sounds... I don't know, it's just the vibe. It's a good match. Let's see if we can do the same for Jackson's dad, Kieran. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi. Alright, we're doing your dad Kieran's birthday banger. What's his date of birth? I'm eight to eight, 18, oh no, 1983.

All right, that means he was 16 in 1999. We've done some calculations and here it is. If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price your dad a bit of a genie in a bottle? Yeah, he loves it. He loves it for other reasons. Yeah, that would have been big for a 16 year old Karen weight there. We're going to do Cordo's birthday bang out. Someone say an awakening. Corraldo, hello mate how's your day?

Good thank you, how about yours? Yeah good thank you. Hey all we need is your birthday. 28th of the 11th 1987. Alright that means you were 16 in the year 2003 and back on that day in 03 this was at the top. Oh it's Britney Spears featuring Madonna. Me Against the Music, is this the song they did together when they kissed? Hmm, were they, no., they weren't promoting this song? Oh, maybe.

Because if they were, how weird that we've got Christina in there as well, the other person who was on the stage during the kiss. That's buzzy as. Anyway, it's about you, Coraldo. What do you think about Brittany and Madonna for your birthday banger? I mainly don't really recall recall it to be fair. Really? Easy does.

It's the iconic film clip where they're kind of like in different areas and they're fighting and then they end up in the same room and Brittany's in the iconic blue outfit. Oh vaguely, vaguely. Yeah vaguely same. Yeah I know the song though. Yeah the song's great.

No, don't know if it's a winner though but over to you two. Yeah, okay, thanks Coraldo. Wait there, we'll do our best. We've got Christina, we've got Pink, and we've got Brittany and Madonna. God, all the 2000s icons. Yeah, it's a big line up. I'm voting Brittany. I'm voting Jeannie in a bottle. Alright, that means we go to Claudia.

Is this the entire cast of Lady Marmalade? Close. Yeah, we just need Maya. Oh yeah. And Missy Elliott. And Missy. Oh and Little Cat. And a whole bunch of other people. Yeah, yeah.

I think for me it's gotta be Christina. Christina? Yeah, Jeannie in a Bottle. Christina. Oh yeah. Hey Jackson, you and your dad just won Birthday Banger, well done. Oh thank you. You're welcome.

Well done, well done. From the thank you. You're welcome. Well done, well done. From the year 1999, you're on ZM. I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights waiting for someone.