ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st June 2021

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

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yeah hi hi and welcome to the first of two bri and clint podcasts being uploaded today this is our full podcast which includes a short chat with the winner of rupaul's drag race down under kita mean but there's also a second podcast going up which is a full unedited uncensored conversation with the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race down under, Keita Mean. Yeah. So if you're a big RuPaul's Drag Race fan, you will love that. And she's so lovely.

Yeah. So cool. Just so genuine. If you think that this podcast has too much of us and not enough- Keita Mean. Keita Mean, then can I suggest the other podcast we're uploading today? More Keita Mean. The Keita Mean podcast. Yeah. Although there's a lot of us on there too other podcast we're uploading today more key to mean the key to me yeah although there's a lot of us on there too because we're facilitating the chat she's seriously

impressive ma'am she's so impressive she's owned she has her own businesses she's been doing drag for over 10 years yeah and um yeah she's those heels alone i know and she'd been in those since 4 a.m ben you ever walked in a pair of high heels before? Nah not yet Should we do a test? Do a test? Yeah Who do you reckon

Okay producer Anastasia Clint Who do you reckon would be better in heels? Clint You reckon? Clint You said that with too much confidence Ben's got pretty dainty legs though

I've got bad ankles Yeah Oh true like me Can I come at you with a curveball Because I'll do this I think you'd both be horrible I'll shave my legs too He's going to talk about the size of his feet for it Good luck finding a high heel shoe that will fit me

I'll borrow Keita Means Fuck She's got me there Let's just buy a drag heel I feel willing to fork out some money for a drag heel for a comedy race. And you have to wear it for a whole day. Oh, okay. So not just a race.

Yeah. I want you to wear a high heel for the whole day and then discuss what it was like. Find me a heel. Find me a heel. Don't give me a comedy heel Like what Keita was wearing No I'll get you Because that was like It was like a platform heel

I'll get you I'll get you a starter heel I'll get a kitten heel No We're not getting Not a kitten Kitten heels Are banned on this show

Can I have one of those We can have a wedge They should be banned No You know what kitten heels give you Kinkles Yeah you know what Kitten heels give you

What Virginity Well I could do with mine back I'd love to know what losing it give you? Kinkles. Yeah, you know what kitten heels give you? What? Virginity. Well, I could do with mine back. I'd love to know what losing it would be like a second time. No, we're not doing kitten heels. You're getting the standard stiletto. Okay. And we'll see.

Can you give me a nice one? What it's like. You'll get what you're given. I mean, how many bloody size 12 men's bloody heels do you think I've got? I don't know. You seem to make it sound like it was going to be quite easy. I'll go to the drag shop. Are you a size 12 men's bloody heels do you think have got wrong? I don't know. You seemed to make it sound like it was going to be quite easy to say. I'll go to the drag shop. Are you a size 12 men's?

Yeah. He's a size 12 men's. So 14 women's. I think Keita Meena would probably be the same size as you. Yeah, I reckon. They do have special stores for bigger feet, like heels and stuff. We'll go to a drag store. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. They're just normal ones. They also sell normal size heels at drag my friends are size 13 women's and um yeah it was a real thing i'll be as tall as ross boss your friends are size 13 women's yes that's like your size like smaller than you but this is a girl she um she yeah it was really actually hard because like school balls and stuff your first school ball i'll be a nightmare. Yeah, but there's certain sites you can get big heels.

Yeah, it's a nightmare for you and I, Anastasia, and we've got size 10. Oh, yeah, I know. It's just loving sneakers. Yeah. I can do that. But it wouldn't be entertaining. No shit, everyone can do it. Easily, I can nail that one.

No, I'd love, I want you to wear a pair of heels all day. You find them, I'll give it a go. No, not give it a go. You're not allowed to take them off. And if they're too sore. Great. All I can do is give it a go. And you have to crawl around.

Clint, have you worn a bra for a whole day? Have you done that at another radio station before? Yeah, yeah. I remember that. Yeah, but it's not the same. Well, I filled each cup with 1.5 kgs of chicken mince

to simulate a real breast. It's not attached to your body though. It was as attached as I could get it. It'd be similar but not the exact same. I gave it my best shot. And how big? I had double D's. Yeah.

Does that pass the test? Bigger than yours Excuse you For one, don't comment on my boobs And for two, I've got double D's Thank you No, you revealed to us on air the other day That you spend your whole life thinking you're a double D

Some bras I've got D, some bras I've got double D That's where I got confused So in bonds I'm a D But then in my ones from bras Some bras I've got double D That's where I got confused So in bonds I'm a D But then in my ones from bras and things I'm a double D I don't ask about them And so I can only go off the most recent information you've offered And the most recent information was You had your own boob size wrong

Well that's what happens Yeah Cool okay well Can I get some Louboutins some red bottles it's not happening you'll get what you're given can i get some um to be honest can i get some gucci's no what if i like it oh trust me from someone who has worn heels a lot you will not like it can i have the croc ones i don't reckon you'll be able to walk in them. The croc ones are expensive, Clint. You're listing off expensive. Oh, okay.

Someone doesn't think I'm worth it. I'm going to get you ones from PaySmart. Or Payless. Payless Plastics. I think I'm worth a little bit more than that. I'm excited for this. Yeah. Okay, you find them.

You give me a man challenge. Do you want me to chop wood? P standing up for the rest of the week. Oh, that's easy. But don't get any on the floor. That's the challenge. That's hard, though, because as a woman, you never know where it's going. Yeah.

Well, trust me, as a man, sometimes you never know where it's going. Yeah, but why don't you just sit down? That's what I just don't understand. Like, you guys are terrible at it. You're bad at it. So just sit down. imagine how hard it's gonna be when i'm in heels i'll be even more elevated like it takes away the problem of you pissing on the floor yeah just sit down and wee yeah you know i moved out flats on the weekend

um we have four bathrooms in our house and one of them's on the floor where there's no bedrooms or anything so none of us ever go to that toilet except for when we have guests around, which is obviously like a Saturday night. And I was cleaning the walls and was like, oh, what are these weird drips, like this liquid that's on the wall? So these are drips. And I was like, it's so weird. It's almost like someone's got some weird syrup.

And then I was like, I realise what I've been cleaning. Duh. Oh, yeah. It's disgusting. It's everywhere all the time. Boys, you suck. Yeah. Pee peeing down.

Sit down. A boys public toilet. Oh, it's always disgusting. Like, guess what? Us, our toilets don't usually smell like that. No. Anyway. Sit down to wee.

We're not next week when you do the stand up wee challenge. Who came up with the idea that they're like, oh, you know, it's a good idea, save time. Save time and stand up. Well, you don't have

to take your pants off. You don't even wipe, which is gross. I know you've talked about it on the show so many times, but when you guys revealed that you guys don't wipe after pain.

Was your mind blown? There was like life change. I've never thought about it. It's so bad. And then the same way after that. It's so bad. I'm mad. The same way I feel. It's disgusting. The amount of stale urine that would be in your underwear.

Get out of your system. We've got to go. We've got to go. No, you get out of your system and wipe it. Yeah. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Cutty everybody, welcome to the show. Happy Monday, it's Brie and Clint. What a day, what a great day to be a Kiwi.

I mean, the first ever RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under and a Kiwi queen, Keita Mean, took it out. Bree's still buzzing. Still buzzing. My money was on her from ages back. And if you haven't watched the show, you have a reason now because a Kiwi won. No spoilers, though.

You should have watched it already. Yeah, yeah. What did your RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under finale party look like? Had pizzas, beers, and beers. Sweet. It was pretty good, actually. Yeah, sweet. There was quite a few of us, and it was awesome to watch.

A Kiwi won drag race, and a Kiwi team won the Super Rugby, so bloody good weekend to be a New Zealander. We have Keita Mean on the show this afternoon, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race and a Kiwi team won the Super Rugby, so bloody good weekend to be a New Zealander. We have Keita Mean on the show this afternoon, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race. She is coming in fully dragged up at 5.30, straight after birthday banger this afternoon. I saw on her Instagram she had to start, because she was on Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning,

she had to put her makeup on. She started at 4am to be ready by like 8.30, I think. Good news is, though, with that much makeup, you can't tell there's any bags under her eyes. No. It covers everything. She looks fresh as. Speaking of Birthday Banger, by the way,

we've got a special announcement about Birthday Banger today. I don't want to say too much, but if you've ever wanted to go to a live Birthday Banger party... You just said everything. No, I don't want to say too much. No, you just pretty much did the announcement. But if you've ever wanted to come party with us where we did Birthday Banger Live,

there could be something exciting. Okay, well, there's no announcement today now at Birthday Banger Time. I don't want to say too much, but we could be going to Christchurch with the Birthday Banger Live party. There'll be a special announcement made on the show at 5.30. Look at Producer Ben shaking his head at you.

I know, Ben. I'm not going to say too much, okay? I promise. This guy, apparently, Producer Ben, been doing this for ages. Can't tell. Before then, though, $50 thanks to KFC. Up for grabs.

It's cash with Tradiverse Lady. You want to play? Call now. 0800 DIAL ZM and you'll have a chance to pick up that $50. We'll play after Harry Styles and Golden. Bree and Clint ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. You want a score update for the year? I'll give it to you. The Lady's sitting on 53 wins. The Tradie's sitting on 38 wins. This is where you guys go head-to-head in a trivia-based quiz. And the Lady's so far way in front.

Seeing as they're so far behind, let's bring our tradie on first. He's 28. He's from Tamaki Makaurau. At Intermediate, he won a boys' netball tournament. Congratulations, Joseph. That's nice, Joe. What position in netball? Sorry?

What position in netball did you play? Wing attack. Yeah, nice. Oh, nice. Wing attack out there, just ready to strike. Lucky you didn't play wing defence. He's the Rico Ioane of netball. Because no one wants to play wing defence.

Let's go to our lady. She's 24. She's from the Garden City and she has two small children. Her name is Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. What are your kids' names? Asher and Riker. Oh, cool. Very cute. Okay. Very cool.

Joseph, your buzzer is tradie. Michaela, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The final of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under was on over the weekend. Keita Main took out the crown and the title.

Is she an Australian or Kiwi queen? Tradie. Yes, Joseph. Kiwi. Yeah, up. Kiwi. Yeah, up the Kiwi. She is a Kiwi and very well deserved. She'll be joining us later on the show. One to the tradies. Question number two. The Super Rugby

final was also on over the weekend. Who won? Lady. Yes, Michaela. The Blues. Nice work. It was the Blues. Love that the tradie got the drag race question and the lady got the rugby question. All right, here comes question number three. A tornado also hit Auckland over the weekend.

What is the name of the movie where a tornado transports Dorothy and her dog Toto to Oz? Lady. I'm going to say Michaela. Michaela, just. The Wizard of Oz. That is The Wizard of Oz. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

We've got a tight game on our hands. Here comes question number four. Just do it is a tagline of which popular sports brand? Lady. Michaela again for the win. Nike. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

That was a tight game, I tell you. Yeah, either one of you could have won that. But Michaela, congrats. You and the two kiddies have got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC coming your way. Thank you so much. No worries, Michaela. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about Stephen King. Oh yeah,

he's the scary book guy, right? Some call him one of the most creepy writers ever, so he's done... This is not the scary music I expected it to be, by the way. No, this is like just some casual jazz. Shall we stick with it or?

Doesn't suit the break at all. No, let's get rid of it, yeah. What else you got? I think this is what I meant to... No, that's not it either. No, no. What is going on? Ben, can you find me

some spooky music? Ben's on it, we'll get it. Some of the stuff you would know Stephen King from is things like Pet Sematary, The Shining, Cujo, Secret Window is more recent with Johnny Depp. And then he's also done stuff like, obviously, you need to mention It. There we go. You know, The Clown.

He's the scary guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's terrifying. Writes some weird stuff. Anyway, he's come out today and he's spoken about what he is scared of. Okay. Because I mean, he is the man for writing everything so terrifying. So does he have any phobias himself? He actually does suffer from a real phobia. Right. He's talked about how he is scared of lifts before,

which is common, but he said the thing that he suffers from the most is a phobia called trischidecaphobia. Trischidecaphobia. Sure. And that is a fear of the number 13. Really? Uh-huh. Not a Taylor of the number 13. Really? Uh-huh. Not a Taylor Swift fan?

No. So some people obviously consider the number 13 unlucky. A lot of people do. But he has such a thing about it that it's an actual phobia where he's terrified of the number 13. So he's superstitious about it. So he does things like he always takes the last two steps back on a set of stairs if it's 13. Whoa. So if he

walks downstairs. So he counts every set of stairs he goes down? Yeah. Wow. So if he walks down a set of stairs and it's 13 steps, he'll walk back up two and then jump. Wow. Yeah. I mean, no way to live your life, but good inspo for your books. He also said, when I'm reading, I won't stop on page 94, 193, or 382, since the sums of these numbers add up to 13. Oh, he's that fanatical about it. Yeah, it's a phobia. Wow. He's full on, yeah, scared of it. The number 13. You've got a phobia?

Yeah, it's weird. You don't like me bringing it up because then people will send us pictures of it. And we haven't talked about it in ages, so I've gotten away with it for ages. You want to say what it is? I don't want to phobia shame you. No, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid at all. Clearly.

I have something called trypophobia. Mm-hmm. And it's a fear of clusters of little holes. Look out, there's a crumpet behind you. Like you can talk, you've also got a weird phobia. I'm going to say your phobia is weirder than mine. Weirder than a fear of repeating holes. You're afraid of an old banana skin

That's not true It is true Bring in the banana skin I'm afraid of all old fruit Exactly I feel like yours is weirder than mine Why are you phobia shaming me? Don't phobia shame me

I'm not phobia shaming you The amount of times that you have tormented me in here And thrown pictures about of clusters of little holes. Yeah, that's different. That's phobia pranking. Anyway. The reason we're not phobia shaming each other. It's because we want you to call up with your phobias.

Yes. And we're not going to phobia shame anyone. No. We'll take any type of phobias. We want the weird ones. Yeah, yeah. You know, not the snakes or the spiders because they're all pretty common. No, no heights.

We don't want heights. Heights is common. What else is common? We want a fear of things like toenails or a fear of certain... Not wearing underwear. A fear of someone not wearing underwears or a fear of commitment. No, that one's common. That's way too common.

You can call us now, 0800DIALZM. Do you have and suffer from a weird phobia? Yeah. You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Stephen King, obviously one of the creepiest writers that ever was, has come out and talked about his phobia, what he's scared of, because obviously he writes about a lot of scary stuff.

He said he suffers from Triskaidekaphobia, which is a fear of the number 13. Is that phobia specifically about 13 or is it about just a phobia of numbers? No, I think it's about the superstition around how number 13 is unlucky. It's amazing how every phobia has its own name, eh? Yeah.

And a lot of them start with tri, like my phobia. Tripophobia? Tripophobia. A fear of repeating holes. I don't know if my phobia has a name. It would have a name. Fruitophobia? It would have a name, I'd say. We want to know about your weird phobias this afternoon though and Emma's called through. Hi Emma. Hi Emma.

Hey, how's it going? Good, you're in a safe space. We're not going to prank you. There's not a black thunder driving up to your house with this thing that you're afraid of right now. So tell us what your weird phobia is. I can't watch people brush their teeth, like not on a movie or a cartoon or anything. It just freaks me out. Watching people brush their teeth. Where do you think that stems from?

I don't know. I think I must have had like a dramatic dental experience when I was a kid because I'm not really good with the dentist either. How do you go with brushing your own teeth in the mirror?

I'm fine. Like, I don't, like, it doesn't affect me if I do it, but even, like, I can brush my son's teeth but if he brushes his own teeth it freaks me out.

What about when you see an ad for toothpaste? Yeah, I can't watch that. No, I can't. Wow. That is quite weird, Emma. I haven't heard of that one before. Let's talk to Charlie. Hey, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.

Hi. Are you still biting fingers or what are you doing? No, I'm just taking livers out of horses. Oh, okay. Wait, you're taking livers out of horses? Oh, you haven't heard the Magic Mountain Charlie one? Oh, you haven't heard the Magic Mountain, Charlie, one? Oh, damn it.

You backed it up with a great joke. Your YouTube video does. Damn it, Charlie. That's our fault. I thought you had a weird kind of horse-related job. That's bloody our fault, Charlie. Charlie, tell us what your weird phobia is. Smooth concrete, like brand- new concrete under my feet. It just gives the same kind of irritated freak out

as like polystyrene does for people. Right. Really? You said here it's newspaper that's really smooth as well. Yeah, it has to be. Like I have to crumple the shit out of it before I can touch it. Wow. Okay, so fish and chips are a no for you.

And polished concrete's quite trendy in people's houses these days. You can't go around to someone's genie-in-home or something, can you? No, no. It looks amazing, but it just feels not so amazing. Hey, Charlie. Socks on is fine. I've got an interesting question to ask you, because it's obviously about textures and stuff.

Something that really freaks me out as well is touching those microfibre cloths. Oh, yes. What are you like with those because they freak me out? Yeah, no, I'd have to agree when they're, like, dry or not wet. Yeah, it feels like it's eating your hand. It's weird, eh? Yeah, they're going to hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Charlie, good. That's good weird phobia. Shaina's here as well. Hi, Shaina. Hi, Shaina. hand. It's weird, eh? Yeah, they're going to hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Charlie, good. That's good weird phobia. Shaina's here as well. Hi, Shaina. Hi, Shaina. Hey. Hi, how are you? You've got a weird phobia?

Yeah, I don't know if it's called a phobia. I don't know anyone else that has it. What is it? I don't like the white trail that the plane leaves behind in the sky. What? You mean sky riding? No, like if a plane's flying past and i can't see the plane and it leaves that white trail i know what you're talking about the chem trail that the plane leaves behind it yeah what does it do to you when you see it does it freak

you out or it freaks me out and i have to run inside so i can't see it well it is the government that is the government you know those chemtra. That's how they get mind control. That's how they're keeping us all under control. Shut up, Clint. Leave her alone. They're in 5G. Once they combine those two things, they'll have ultimate control. Shaina, don't listen to them.

Someone texted in and said they've got a phobia of old ladies. Old ladies? Yeah. Really? Wasn't that you that texted in? No, I didn't say that. You said earlier. No. Why would you have a phobia of old ladies? Yeah. Really? Wasn't that you that texted that in? No, I didn't say that. You said earlier. No.

Why would you have a phobia of old ladies? I love how that same person then texts again. They said specifically women, not men. What is it? The smell? Or is it how they keep feeding you? Old ladies are lovely. I love old ladies.

I've got a hypothetical question for everyone in the studio. Let's say you've got, obviously, you know, you're at that part of your life where people are getting married and they're having babies and they're doing all that stuff. Hypothetically, say you weren't able to attend, say, an engagement party or a baby shower or, you know, something like that. If you're not able to attend said party, do you still have to buy a present? Is it the pre, so you said baby shower or engagement party. Yeah, something like that.

Are you specifically talking about a pre-event? Because the baby shower is the pre-event to the birth and the engagement party is the pre-event to the actual wedding. Mm-hmm. Are you talking about just pre-events or any events? Any events. Oh, no, you don't have to buy a present. No.

No, come on. You don't. No, you've got to be honest. You don't have to buy anybody a wedding present if you're not invited to the wedding, absolutely. It's not your wedding. Of course if you're not invited to the wedding. Absolutely. It's not your wedding. Of course if you're not invited to the wedding. Yeah.

I'm saying like, okay, let's just break it down. Let's say it's a baby shower. Yeah. You, for some reason, can't attend that baby shower. Yeah. Do you still have to buy a present? No, you don't have to buy a present. No.

What if someone messages you and says, still have to buy a present no you don't have to buy a present no what if why is someone making you buy a baby what if someone messages you and says i'm gonna buy this do you want to go in on it even though i know that you're not going to the and you're not going to the party yeah um oh they've put you in an awkward situation what do you think do because yeah yeah yeah like i know that it's not about, you know, to be honest, all these things mean kind of nothing to me. I think it's all just a big hoopla to get people to spend money. Just buy your own stuff in my opinion.

And if you can't, then you probably shouldn't have that thing. But I just think if I'm going to put all of this money and it's quite a lot of money, in for this gift, I'm not even going to be there. They're not even going to know if I put in or not. How much do they want you to put in for a baby shower present? $60 or $70. What's the thing they're buying?

It's a monitor. Oh, yeah. There's so many things. There are so many things that you can or could or want to buy. Just, no. Produc producers, what do you think? Yes or no? Yeah, there's lots of variables, but I just think if you're not going to be there, then it'd probably be nice

if they said, oh, it's from us. It's from us. She can't attend at the moment, but it's from us. Like, it's not like I'm avoiding it on purpose. I actually just can't go. You'll buy the baby a present when the baby's born. Yeah, definitely. Oh, you're not going to get buy the baby a present when the baby's born. Yeah, definitely. Then it'll remember. Are you not going to get them a baby present either when the baby's born?

I mean... Are you going to go and meet the baby? Yeah, well, the thing is I'm here and they're in Australia. Oh, no, you... No, no, no. You don't have to buy a present until you meet the baby. The rule states if they're in a different country, you don't need to buy them a present.

What if I just want to meet the baby? That's fine. What if I want to make the effort of going to meet the baby? If you don't want to buy anyone a gift, you don't have to buy them a gift. That's not true, because society has backed us into a corner where we always have to buy gifts. And then the people

who are hungry... Who are you angry at here, the baby or society? Society. We want to talk about when your ex resurfaces in your life or that part of your life comes back and you think it's done, you've had that breakup, you've moved on, and then all of a sudden... It's been years. It's been years in some cases, and all of a sudden it's back on

because Taylor Swift announced over the weekend that she is, you know, she's re-recording all of her albums. The next one she's doing is Red. She tweeted, the next album I'll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on the 19th of November. This will be the first time you'll hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on it. She's doing a 30-song album.

That's crazy. You know what else is funny is that obviously Scooter Braun, which is Justin Bieber's manager, and he's the one that screwed Taylor Swift over. Yeah, he bought all their rights. Yeah, and she released the fact that she was re-recording this album, Red, five months early. She wasn't meant to announce it, but she's so petty,

and I love this, I love how petty this is, that she said on June 18th that she was doing it, so she announced it. Yeah. Because that's Scooter Braun's 40th birthday. Yeah, it's a boss move. That's so good. And it's so cryptic.

Only the fans would have figured that out. I figured it out. I was like, that's so weird that she's announcing it this early. She's also announced that one of the songs on the album is going to be 10 minutes long, one of the existing songs. It's a big change from current songs we're playing. Yeah, one and a half minutes. Fans have done the mahi, and I've been out there and checked this

with one of New Zealand's foremost Taylor Swift experts, Megan Sager, and she's confirmed the details that fans have already figured out the 10-minute song will be all too well, this song. Which is the Jake Gyllenhaal song. The album where she wrote songs about Jake Gyllenhaal, songs about Harry Styles. No, I think the bulk of this album, the whole album is about Jake Gyllenhaal.

Here's the details, okay? I've checked these. They dated in 2010. He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and wasn't comfortable with the attention that they were getting as a couple. He also said he could feel the age difference. She was 21 and he was 29. So they broke it off and Taylor got an album out of it.

So, you know, everybody got something out of it. Yeah, win-win. But obviously her re-recording this song that came out years ago and she's doing a longer version of it now and there's all this press about it. She is obviously going to come back into his life in some way. He's already getting it. He's getting tagged in memes.

His breakup that happened 10 years ago is now news again. His ex, Taylor Swift, bam, straight back into his life because she's re-releasing the album she wrote about him. Well I mean you know. We want to talk to you guys this afternoon about when this might have happened to you when an ex might have popped up back in your life down the track. Yeah how did they

come back into your life? Maybe they started working at the same company you're at. They took a job where you work. Maybe they started dating one of your friends like or in the same company you're at. They took a job where you work. Maybe they started dating one of your friends, like, or in the same friend group. Yeah. You know?

Like. Maybe they joined your netball club and you're like, come on. You can go wing defence. Come on. This is my turf. Literally, this is literally my turf. Truly. Oh, $800 a dim.

We want to know this stuff. It might be for positive reasons, right, Brie? It might be. It might be for positive reasons. Maybe they came back into your life 10 years later because for some reason you were in the same amateur theatre company cast and then you got back together. And then, I mean, this is a hypothetical.

Yeah, and you put on the best amdram of The Wizard of Oz anyone's ever seen. It was amazing. 0800 dials at M. You can text him to 9696. Your story's about when your ex re-entered your life. We warn him this afternoon. Brian Clint. It's about when your ex came back into your life.

Jake Gyllenhaal is about to enter a long, long, long world of hurt as Taylor Swift re-releases the album she wrote about their breakup. He's like, oh, not again. It was 10 years ago, Taylor. re-releases the album she wrote about their breakup. It's like, oh, not again. It was 10 years ago, Taylor. 10 years ago. But it's also her memories. Yep.

So she's entitled as well. Release your own album, Jake. We want to know from you guys, when has this happened to you? When's the ex come back into focus? This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How's it going? Tell us, when did the ex come back into focus. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. How's it going?

Tell us, when did the ex come back into your life? About 10, after about 10 or 11 years, my wife and we were looking for a daycare for our children. Yeah. And unbeknown to us, we signed our son up to a daycare centre where she happened to be the teacher. Who happened to be the teacher? His ex. Girlfriend.

Oh, whoa. Oh, no. Okay, this is a good relationship question. Were you up front with your partner straight away and say, hey, I need to tell you something, I used to date that teacher? Or have you kept it a secret and that's why you're anonymous? No, she happily knows. And it's all good?

Yeah, yeah. No, like I say, I wouldn't say it was a mutual breakup. Oh, no, anonymous. It was more a mutual friend relationship now, you know. Imagine if she came up to you and then she was like, see, I always told you I'd raise your children. This person wants to be anonymous too.

Fair enough, we are talking about breakups and your past. Hello, anonymous number two. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Tell us, what's the situation? Has an ex come back into your life? So my ex after seven years decided to slide into my DMs. Oh, no.

While he was in a relationship and so I'm engaged and he was engaged as well and he kind of wanted to ask for advice and then decided to go a little bit into server, trying to do a little bit of a rendezvous. No. So he was being inappropriate. to go a little bit into further, trying to do a little bit of a rendezvous. Too bad my... No! So he was being inappropriate. Yeah, my now fiance was helping me

reply to his messages as well. So we were having a great laugh. Wow. What did you say to him, Anonymous? We were kind of just playing along with it and just kind of like seeing how far he'd go. And then I was like, oh, by the way, me and my fiance are both replying to this.

Are you going to tell his fiance? Do you feel like you should drop the screenshots on her? Yeah, I feel like as a girl I should, but then I'm also like, oh, do I? That's really hard. Obviously, if she was one of your friends, I'd have no hesitation. I'd be like, you send her all the screenshots in the world,

but then you're a stranger. But then she's going to marry this guy. Don't you feel bad that she's going to marry him? Well, that's what I mean because eventually things are probably going to go south if he's doing that stuff now. So maybe you should just tell her. Sleep on it, Anonymous. You're in a tricky situation.

I'm not going to advise you what to do. Very tricky. Justine's caught up as well. Hi, Justine. Hi, Justine. Hey, how are you? Good. When did your ex come back into your life?

About July last year. Okay. How long had it been? About two years. Right. And how did they come back into your life? So he messaged me and then we met up and three weeks later I was proposed to. What? What?

What? What? Yeah, on top of a mountain. He obviously missed me. Obviously. Did you say yes? I did, yeah. Wow.

Justine, wait a minute. Why did you break up in the first place for two years? Relationships are hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to Justine. She's like, I know I sound crazy. Also, July last year. Some people can stick.

July last year, you would have been drunk off lockdown as well. You'd be the first guy you'd seen in like three months as well, right? You were like, you look and smell so delicious. Hey, congratulations, Justine. That's a happy ending. Big congrats. Nice work. Thank you.

Disaster hit on Saturday morning, Clint. Hungover? No, I wasn't hungover at all. I realised that I needed to check my voicemails. Right. I'd put it off for about nine months. Nine months? I never check my voicemail.

If you're leaving a voicemail, you're annoying. Text me. Why? And I know people will be like, well, why do you have a voicemail set up then? Because I don't know how to get rid of it. It probably is easy. Voicemail is one of the most annoying things in the world to check, especially if you haven't checked it for a bit. You know what my

voicemail says? What? Hi there you've reached Brie Thomasel if you obviously can't get me please send me a text and I'll text you back. Like a normal person Yeah yeah yeah. Please send me a text Or don't do anything I'll see that I missed your call and I'll get back to you Well yes but yeah my voicemail does

say send me a text and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Anyway, what I was confronted with is you know when, obviously, you haven't checked your voicemail and I need to hear the last voicemail that was left because it was about an appointment that I'd missed. Right. And you hear this dreadful thing on your voicemail where it says, you have 50 voicemails.

And then it takes you all the way back to the start. It doesn't start you from the last voicemail. The newest one, yeah, yeah. It takes you all the way back to the start. And the person speaks so slowly. You have one new message. Received on September 14th at 7.42pm. I'm like, oh, my God, just get to the point.

Anyway, this is no BS. There was 54 messages, voicemails, and I'm not joking when I say that 50 of those messages were from two people. The same two people. Right. One main culprit being my mother. Yeah, I can understand that. The other main culprit being my father.

Oh, right. What Producer Ben and I have done, I sat with him for a good 30 to 45 minutes, rolling in countless voicemails into the system. And we've come up with a montage of all the voicemails that I've received in the last eight months. Can't wait. So please enjoy. Monday, May 17th. Brianna, you never listen to your messages, so I don't even know why I'm leaving once.

But anyway. Hi, beautiful girl. Hi, Brianna. It's only March. March 30th at 8.05pm. Hey, sweetie. Wanted to say Mum and I just wanted to say g'day, see how you were. Hey, Rana.

Mum and Dad, mate. How you going? Hey, FaceTime me tomorrow. Yeah, we'll talk to you. Talk to you soon, I hope. Hi, Brianna. Mum, just seeing if you're doing FaceTime. Hi, Brianna.

It's Mum. Hi, Rana. I'm so sorry I missed your FaceTime last night. Sunday, January 24th at 9.43pm. Hi, Brianna, it's only Mum. Hey, Brianna, ring me back, mate. Sorry I got cut off. Hi, Brianna, it's Mum.

Hi, Rana. How are you going? Brianna, I just want to be auntie. I see how yous are going. Hi, Brianna, it's Mum and Dad. Hi, Brianna, I just want to be auntie, see how yous are going. Hi, Brianna, it's mum and dad. Hi, Brianna, it's mum. November 23rd at 9.21pm. Hi, Brianna, it's mum, just thinking about you guys.

Hi, Brianna, morning, mate. Hi, Brianna, it's only mum thinking of you. It's sweet, it's sweet, really. It's the cutest thing in the whole world, and I love you so much, Mum. Please continue to call me, but stop leaving me damn voicemails. Bree and Clint.

What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't Slim Shady. Real or fake name, baby? What is their real name? The idea of the game? Guess whether the celebrity is using their real name or a stage name. We play as teams.

Mike's got through first. Hi, Mike. G'day, Mike. Hey, guys. You got through first. Would you like to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? Who feels like winning today? Bree has the better track record in this game.

But that also means Clint is due. I'm overdue. All right, let's go with you, Clint. Go on, then. Mike, it's me and you. That means Tia. It's you and Brie. All right, Tia Maria, let's do this thing.

Tia. Tia. Hiya. I'm here. Yeah, good start. Okay. You guys will have five seconds. You've got to concentrate, okay?

As a team, to answer the question, Anastasia runs the game. Anastasia, I think Tia and Bree should start first. Awesome. Alright, guys. Celebrity number one. Tia. Yeah. Listen to me, please. If you know, just yell it out because we've only got three seconds. Okay? Sorry, Anastasia. Okay, sweet.

Awesome, guys. Celebrity number one is Matt LeBlanc. I reckon that's real. What do you think? Real. Real. Real name. Real name. Lock it in. Matt LeBlanc is his real name. Get in, Tia! Point to Brian Tia.

Well done. Put on the Baileys. We're drinking tonight. They got an easy one, Mike. Let's hope we get a nice easy one too. Let's go, Anastasia. Just a slight stab from Clint, Matt. Alright, guys. This one might be easier. Heart. The celebrity number two is Julianne Moore.

Do you know who that is, Mike? Yeah, I think real. Okay, I'm going with you then. You don't even know who that is. Mike does, and we think it's real. How do you not know who that is? She's a famous actress. Okay.

She's stunning. Unfortunately, boys, that's her fake name. She went to the Screen Actors Guild and basically there's another actress with that name, with her name Julie Smith. So she had to change her name just because someone else was registered as an actress. Her real name's Julie Smith.

Julianne Smith, yeah. I like her new name, I think. It's a bit more... I like her fake name. A bit more. Yeah. Okay, Tia and Bree, you're up. her new name, I think. It's a bit more... I like her fake name. A bit more. Yeah. Okay, Tia and Brie, you're up. All right, celebrity number three.

This is a bit of a throwback. It's a Beatles one. Come on, Tia. It's Ringo Starr. Tia. I'm going to say fake. Oh, I feel... Okay, let's go fake.

Let's fake. Oh, no. Ringo Starr is not his real name. Yes. That's his fake name. Oh, my gosh. Nice. His real name's Richard Starkey,

and Starr as the last name just sounded cool. Yeah, it sounds way better than Richard Starkey. It would have been very unusual if that was his given name. Come on, Mike. We need this. Just to stay in the game, we need this, Mike. If they don't get this, Tia, we win. You guys win. Awesome. All right, to stay in the game, we need this, Mike. If they don't get this to you, we win. You guys win.

Awesome. All right, celebrity number four. Mike, listen up. It's Jane Fonda. Oh, I know who Jane Fonda is. That's a tough one. Are you thinking fake? I'm thinking real.

Lock it in. Real fake? I'll go with you on this one. Real. We think it's Jane Fonda's real name. She's real. She's a real person. She'd have a real name.

Most of these celebrities are real people. No, but I mean she's real. You know, like she's raw and real. She's using her person. She'd have a real name. Most of these celebrities are real people. No, but I mean she's real, you know? She's raw and real. She's using her real name. That's her real name. Good work, mate. Good work. Let's go to Bre and Tia. If we get this, we win.

All right. Celebrity number five is Nicole Kidman. What do you think? I think real. What do you think? Okay, real. Oh, no. Okay. What do you think? Okay, real. Oh, no. Okay.

Did you say real? Are you lucky in real, Tia? Yeah, I said real. Yeah, real. That's her real name. Yes, Tia. Oh, yes. The most unsure winning answer ever, but you've done it.

Every single question that you guys got right and you did get them right, Tia went, oh, no. And I was like, wait, did you say the opposite? You're like, no, that's what I said. The pep talk at the start really helped. I'm just doubting myself. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Tia. Well done, Tia. Not our week, Mike.

Thank you so much. Mike's here disgusting. Thank you. You're welcome, guys. Mike, still cute though. Bree and Clint. I know it's been a while, but if you want to dust off all your bits, Clint, it's been a while since you've dated, gone on a first date.

Dust off my bits? Yeah. Well, to be fair, I wouldn't need to. Been a while since you went on a first date. Blow out the cobwebs. Yeah, trust me, there'd be some cobwebs and some crimps. Get the CRC, spray it down so it stops creaking. You need some WD-40 maybe on some certain parts.

But, you know, it's been a while since you went on a first date. But you still have a view and I think a take on who pays on a first date. Yes. Like, for example, do you remember what it was? When you went on a first date with your current wife. Lucy, yes. Sorry, I shouldn't say current wife. I always do that.

I try to educate people on this too. I always do that. Don't say current wife because it suggests that there's going to be another wife. Sorry, your for now wife. I'm just kidding. When you went on a first date with Lucy, who paid? I believe I did No actually

You sure? We did long distance And I think it was kind of like turnabout But I'm pretty sure on the first date I paid The first date I'm talking about the very first date I would want to pay for the first date Because I think it's chivalrous.

But I also understand if a girl or a partner feels strongly about wanting to pay as well. Yeah. I mean, it's such an overdone conversation. It's always been talked about. I think it changes as time goes on. There is a TikTok user by the name of Ask Nelly, and she has a very strong viewpoint on this. Sure, okay.

Take a listen. Men should never let a woman pay for a first date because if you're asking a girl out and then going Dutch, it just shows you're cheap, you weren't raised right, you're not chivalrous, or you're dating outside of your price range. And by that, I mean you're taking a girl out on a date that you can't afford to be on. So instead of trying to flex at a nice dinner, you're better off taking her on a picnic in the park.

And even the most progressive girls who insist they split it with you and say they don't mind, do mind. Not because they can't afford it, but because it shows us your character. And if you're a girl and you're paying for first dates, then I'm here to tell you that he ain't it, sis. She's passionate, right? She is so passionate. She has a point where she said if a guy asks you out on a date and then expects you to pay, that's wrong. I think it comes down to who asked for the date?

Who organised the date? Yeah. Like if you want to take them out, you're asking to take them out and treat them and if they ask to take you, it's regardless of gender, right? I think so. Yeah, if you've asked someone out on a date, which means… It's assumed that you're paying.

And if you've picked the place, then you should probably pay on the first date. Yeah. I think, though, after the first date, I think maybe one person, whoever asks who out on the first date, if there is a second date, the other person picks the place and they pay. Yeah.

And then it's just, you know, one each. One for one. One for one after that. Yeah, unless you're sugar daddying it and you want to, you know. What, pay for all the dinners? Flex on it all, yeah. Yeah, but even if you earn like a good amount of money, do you get a bit over paying for everything all the time?

Some people wouldn't get over paying for it all the time, but I can also see that the other person would probably enjoy being able to pay for it every now and then, right? I think it's just even. To go, please, let me get this one. I'd feel really good about to pay for it every now and then, right? I think it's just even- To go, please, let me get this one. I'd feel really good about it if you let me get this one, right? I think it's also even just the gesture of someone does always want to pay. Yeah.

Like even just being like, hey, I can get this one. Yeah. And then being like, no, no, no, it's fine. Or you both wear running shoes on the date and no one pays. Running shoes? Just bolt. You know, whatever you're into. I'm sorry.

Bree and Clint. This is Mind Blown Mondays where we ask you guys to blow our minds. But... With stories of coincidence. Yeah. If you don't and it's not mind blowing... You get this. It's a brutal game.

And we don't enjoy judging it. You know, it's hard for us. You know, sometimes the truth hurts. And I wish you guys listening could fart out our stories sometime. Because some of our stories are fart worthy. You will have the opportunity to fart out my story this afternoon. I'll kick it off. You know, it's only fair that we share one if we expect

people to take on this mammoth challenge, right? So I'll do one and you can let me know. Producer Ben, can you get the fart or the mind blown noise ready and I'll give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down. Good, that's a good way to do it. I'll just say I think you're going to fart me out

but it blew my mind. And it continues to blow my mind because I can't stop thinking about it. Enough talk, more story. Okay, two weeks ago, two weeks ago, my brother's baby was due. He's having a child with his partner and it was due, it was the morning after the due date. Anyway, completely separate to that, my family, we're having breakfast,

we're in the lounge, we're listening to a playlist and on that playlist comes up a Florence and the Machine song. For some reason, the song really stands out to us to the point that Lucy and I, my wife, end up having a conversation about it

and she's like, who sings this song? I said, it's Florence and the Machine. I love this song. I haven't heard it for ages. The playlist had been on all morning. We hadn't talked about any songs on the playlist whatsoever, but we dwelled on that one song for some reason to the point that I ended up going to Spotify and putting on Florence and the Machine radio. And we listened to that for the rest of the morning. That's fine. Fast forward an hour later, I'm in town. I'm dropping my car off to be fixed.

My mum texts me and she said, your brother's daughter has been born. Her name is Florence. Alright, I've got my thumb up. It's on the side. Producer Ben. No! Why did the song stand

out so much? What song was it? It was Lung. I think it was Why did the song stand out so much? Why did the song stand out so much? What song was it? It was Lungs. I think it was Lungs or it was off that Lungs album. I mean, you know where I would have probably given you a thumbs up? Like if you had a song where Lil Uzi came on and then your brother named his new baby Little Uzi,

then I would have been like, that's mind-blowing. You know where I think my one falls over too? It's a little bit too personal. Yeah. Like it's amazing for me and my family and my brother. It's a little bit too close. Yeah. You've never met my brother.

You don't care what his daughter's called. Cool name though. Don't take it back. I'm not taking it back. I'm sticking to it. I think it was a fart. Yeah. Can you beat it?

Do you have a mind-blowing story you want to share with us this afternoon? Do you want to take us on? Yeah. And we're going to be brutal today. As you can tell. Clint's already been farted out. As you can tell. If baby Florence isn't enough to get over the line, what is?

If you're willing to give it a go, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We want to get your mind-blowing coincidences on air this afternoon. You can also text us on 9696. Yeah, we can call you back. Bree and Clint. We want your mind-blowing stories this afternoon. Give them to us because, you know, it's worth a shot.

Sometimes it blows your mind. Sometimes you get the fart. If you do it, you'll get this. Maybe don't you get this. There's no in between. There's no grey area. No, it's that. It's that clean cut.

Or it's the latter. Hard game to win. We know that. And when you come on, please know we welcome you on with love, no matter what the result is. Our first contestant for Mind Blowing Mondays wants to be Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello, how are you? Good, thanks, Anonymous. Now, you sound lovely, but we're not going to go easy. We want your mind-blowing story this afternoon, and we'll give you our real reaction, okay? Deal? Okay, deal. Go for it.

Blow our mind. Okay. Got married. Didn't work out. Filed the divorce papers. Got the letter back from the court. It had a particular date that the divorce was finalised. Ten years later, got married again.

That didn't work out either. I'm just unlucky in love. And three years after we separated I filed for the divorce papers. I got the letter back from the court exactly the same date on both of my

settlement papers. But the crazy thing is that both dates were 4 of july independence day oh you saved it you saved it saved it right at the end oh i was so i was so ready to fight you out i was so ready and we were like this is a fart this is a fart and then you go the craziest thing though and you saved it right at the end. Well done.

Well done. Like Graham Norton says in Anonymous, you can walk. Well done. Nice work. Now go celebrate. We're on a high. Let's go to Joanne. Hi, Joanne.

Hi, Joanne. Hi. We love you. We appreciate you. We respect you. But we have to give you an honest answer, so when you're ready, please blow our minds. Okay, so my husband and I have been married just on 30 years.

We'd both been married before. Oh my god, give her a mind explosion. How did you manage 30 years? That's it, Joanne. I'm convinced. Okay, you're married for 30 years, then what? We'd both been married before. So when we got married, my sister,

she was my bridesmaid at my first wedding and of course she was at my second. My husband had his best mate who was his bestid at my first wedding, and of course she was at my second. My husband had his best mate, who was his best man at his first wedding, and at our wedding. So we were talking about it, and I said, oh God, when I got married the first time, my first husband, his best man was the same name, Gary. And then he said to me, oh my God, he, my first wife, her bridesmaid was Sharon. So we had Sharon and Gary, the names for both our first weddings and then our wedding. And then the kicker is that when we had our wedding, they got on really, really well, but they were both married and in relationships. But 28 years later, everything had changed and now they're together.

We love you. We love you, Joanne. You know what, Joanne? 30 years. You know what, Joanne? Great story, though. Just not for the right kind of story we were looking for, but I actually really love this story.

It's a beautiful origin story. It just didn't blow our minds. But it's a fart, Joanne, for today. I think what you've got is a lovely coincidence, not a mine. But, in our opinion. But, Joanne, you get the mine blown from me for $30,000. So you've won. You win some, you lose some. Okay, let's go out on Jane.

Jane, we're one win, one loss. You're going to do it for us, eh? You're going to blow our minds. Oh, I'm going to do it for you, all right. Yes, Jane, we're one win, one loss. You're going to do it for us. You're going to blow our minds. Oh, I'm going to do it for you, all right. Come on, Jane. Yes, Jane, do it. Okay, right. Now, a few years ago, a friend of mine who I worked with,

her and her husband were trying to get pregnant. She said, look, I can't get pregnant. And I said, look, I'm going to put a spell on you so that you are going to get pregnant. Whoa. So we sat there, and I told her, shut your mind, and I put a little spell on her. Anyway, a month later, she came to me, and she said, Whoa. she told me around about the date and I said no, no, no, no, hang on a minute. No. Baby is going to be born on the 11th

of July, which is my birthday. So, anyway, guess what happened? Baby was born on the 11th of July, on my birthday. I've got to give it to you because I love you so much. You've got to give it to her. She cast a spell on the lady. Okay, I think we might be splitting

the vote. She cast a spell on the lady. Okay, I think we might be splitting the vote. She cast a spell on the lady. She protected the birthday. Lovely story. I think mine has been tested. No, it's great. It's great, Jane. But I would have given you the fart. Oh, come on, Bree.

Don't be boring. But, Jane, can I say, though, I truly believe what an amazing gift you gave that woman. You put that baby in it. Have you gone into business casting spells on infertile couples? I mean, don't, but. I've been trying to cast a spell on you guys answering my phone for the box, and it hasn't worked. Oh, no. I love that, Jane.

You're awesome. Thanks for listening, Jane. Have a great evening. Hopefully we talk to you tomorrow for the box guest, okay, Jane? So do I. See for listening, Jane. Have a great evening. Hopefully we talk to you tomorrow for the box guests, okay, Jane? So do I. See you later, Jane. It's time for Birthday Banger, but we mentioned at the top of the show we've got a special Birthday Banger announcement.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Birthday Banger. Live. Yeah, for the first time ever, Birthday Banger is coming to you live. How might you say? Well, that's exactly what we're saying.

We're trying to figure that out. We're putting it all together. That's for us to work out. Don't worry about that. Coming up with the stage and all that kind of jazz. But no, we're bringing a Birthday Banger live to you guys, and you can come. The very first Birthday Banger live party will go down in Christchurch at the Carlton from 7pm on July the 2nd.

That's a Friday. We're going to broadcast our show from Christchurch, then head straight to the Carlton after the show. You come down. We'll figure out what your Birthday Banger is live in the bar at the Carlton. If I get this, not only do you get to figure out your Birthday Banger, you get to have a good time with your mates, the whole place then votes on what is the

top birthday banger of the night and they win $500 cash. It's done on crowd participation. You can choose other winning birthday bangers. That's right. Good night out. So if you want to come, Anastasia has created a Facebook invite that's going to go up on our Bree and Clint Facebook page right now. You need to register for this

so we can make sure that we've got your song in the system. And you can do that right now at ZM Online. You can book a seat for you and up to three mates to be at our birthday banger live at the Carlton in Christchurch on the 2nd of July. It'll be real fun. We're super excited about this one. Let's just do a radio birthday banger now. We'll start with Jeremy. Hey, Jeremy.

G'day, Jez. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. What's your birthday? 25th of June, 1985. All right, Jeremy. You were 16 in 2001 on the 25th of June. That's quite soon, Jeremy.

That's this week. Yeah, on Friday, yeah. Oh, happy birthday for Friday. Thank you. Let's see what your birthday banger is. Greg David. Awesome. Oh, gosh.

I don't know about that one. It's a classic, but it's not a banger. Is that fair to say? Yeah, pretty much. Okay, all right. I feel like Jeremy wanted something else. Let's go with Shelly. Hi, Shelly.

G'day, Shelly. Hey, how are you? Good. How was your weekend, Shell? Yeah, it much. Okay, all right. I feel like Jeremy wanted something else. Let's go with Shelly. Hi, Shelly. G'day, Shelly. Hey, how are you? Good. How was your weekend, Shell? Yeah, it was super good. You're not in Christchurch, are you, Shelly? No, I'm in Auckland. Okay, you can't come to the party.

You might as well do your birthday banger right here, right now. What's your birthday? 25th of August, 1994. All right, Shelly, you were 16 in 2010 on the 25th of August. And on that day, this was number one. Tayo Cruz. Not bad, not bad. Banger, Shell.

He's one of the few artists who's achieved a birthday banger back-to-back play before as well. He has. It's got momentum, Shelly. It's a good one. Let's go to Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, guys.

How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good to hear. Catherine, what's your birthday? 1st of the 3rd, 1993. Oh, you poor soul.

A crappy birthday like me just after New Year's. You were born on the... You were 16 in 2009, and here's your birthday bang. I'm so sorry, Catherine. Salt in the wound. Again. The raw deal. Who was raging out

to this song on New Year's Day? Jason Mraz, I'm yours. That's pretty good. Oh, you like it Catherine You like it Catherine We like it too then You love a fedora hat

A straw fedora He was known for those Yeah yeah The best line in that song The best lyric is It's called scatting Is it? Thought that was something else

My winner for birthday banger today Is Shelly and Tyo Cruz Dynamite. Oh, I like this music bit that we've got today. Yeah, it's good, eh? Gives it a bit of a vibe. Should I pick Jason Mraz? If you pick Jason Mraz, I'll pick Jason Mraz. Some people just want to watch the world burn, and I'm into it today.

Nah, I'm going Tayo Cruz. Oh, sweet. I've changed my vote to Jason Mraz. Okay. Just kidding. Shelly, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah, Shelly. Thank you.

For Shelly, the winner of birthday bangers, Tyo Cruz. Someone on the text machine? Because one of the other Birthday Bangers was Jason Mraz. Someone said, I do not appreciate the Jason Mraz slander. Slander's a strong word. It wasn't slander. We were just saying he sucks.

We just said he sucks. I did not say that. I don't think he sucks at all. I think he was very fond of a straw fedora hat. Oh, yeah. He hung his whole personality on it. To be honest, you're the one that was ripping him more than me. Oh, okay.

I voted for him. No, you didn't. Just announced as well, the first ever Birthday Banger live. The party is happening in Christchurch at the Carlton Bar. It's a Friday the 2nd of July. You can come down. We'll find out what your Birthday Banger is in the bar. Play the best ones out.

And someone who has the best Birthday Banger of the night is going to win $500 cash. Just reading it here. Special guest Jason Mraz is going to be there. He will be there. We've got promotional fedoras made for the event. The event is live on our Facebook page. You can go on RSVP and you can register your birthday banger at ZM

online right now so we can make sure we've got the song. Very exciting. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the studio the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under. It's Keita B. Hey! I'm aner, baby.

You did it. You won. What the heck? Oh, my God. This is so surreal for me. I can't imagine what it's like for you. Oh, my God. It's totally not real.

This is you, by the way. This is you. You're on Spotify, baby. What's that like, hearing yourself? You're a recording artist now. Oh, my God. Well, I mean, there's a lot of filters over there. Over there, vocals.

Come on now. A little bit of reverb. We do a bit of karaoke on this show. We can tell when someone can see. What is a good queen without a bit of a filter, though? Amen. Right? It's all part of the fun.

I thought I had a filter on my mouth to be honest. Me too. Get the dental dams. This is a win for New Zealand, by the way. It was Trans-Tasman, it was RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, and you've done it for New Zealand. Oh, wow. How good is that? We should actually give you one of these too.

Welcome in Her Royal Highness, the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under, Keita May. The winning prize for RuPaul's Drag Race is, or the cash component is 30 grand, right? 30 grand cash? Yeah. Have you got it yet?

No. No, I can't be trusted with it apparently. Really? No, no, no, no. It's coming, it's coming. Okay. Keita, look, you and I, I've been messaging you on Instagram throughout the whole competition, just being like, girl, no, no. It's coming. It's coming. Okay. Peter, look, you and I, I've been messaging you on Instagram

throughout the whole competition just being like, girl, you got this. I'm backing you in for the win. And then I had this thought where I was like, I wonder if she actually knows if she's won or not. And then I realised you didn't even know that you'd won, right? Yeah, 100%. So we don't.

I knew that I'd made it to the last episode and I knew who was obviously in the last episode with me. But right before we wrapped filming, basically the last thing we all did was they filmed four alternate endings. So everyone had to pretend like they'd won. Every single one of us. But the funny thing is,

it was more, people often have asked me today a lot, like, does that mean the reaction's not authentic? Yeah. The less authentic reactions are probably, like, the ones where I didn't win. And I'm just, you know, you have to do the clap, like, congratulations, and, like, the smile.

Yeah, yeah. I loved the most seeing your self-discovery and your adventure in terms of, like, how you grew so much as a person and learnt so much about yourself? Did you think that that's how it was going to go for you on the show? No, not at all. That's the funny thing.

That's something I struggled with on the show because usually when I'm in drag performing for an audience, I'm just like Keita, the crazy clown lady that's like having a few drinks, saying some outrageous jokes and just sort of having a good time. Because you're so quick. A little bit quicker now that I've lost a few kilos. See what I mean? Keita Meen is here.

You've just won RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under. I think, I mean, I've grown up watching RuPaul's Drag Race. And from someone like me who is in the community, watching has been such an outlet for so many people. And I think when it came to Australia and New Zealand, it was such a special thing because it felt like our countries and our communities were getting showcased.

And you're such an amazing representative for Australia and New Zealand and our community. So congratulations from us. It's amazing. Thank you. That's so sweet of you. You know, it's a lot of pressure because also I am not the perfect role model. That's so sweet of you. You know, like, it's a lot of pressure because, like, also, like,

I am not the perfect, you know, like, role model. That's why you're perfect. You know, like, I'll have too much champagne and just, like, totally make a boob of myself at the club. Hashtag Saturday night. I think that's part of why you won. Oh, well. Ladies and gentlemen, your RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under champion,

Keita May! The brand new Fast and Furious movie is out. Fast 9. You know what I always say? Yeah? I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

You do always say that, yeah. And for those 10 seconds or less, I'm free. Which is weird because the speedo in your car is in kilometres, not miles. I know. It's a hell of a conversion you're having to make every day. I'm like, why do I say that all the time? An auction for Paul Walker's iconic

Fast and the Furious car has happened probably at the best time possible. Oh, they would have done it on purpose, eh? I know. I'm guessing that would have been the case. He had a 1994 Toyota Supra, two doors, orange, no tow bar, and no back seat for the kids. It sold for, Paul Walker's Fast and the Furious car, $800,000.

Oh, my God. Which is crazy, right? Those cars, though, I was having a look on Trade Me today at 1994 Toyota Supras. Old car. Old, old Japanese car. Well, yeah, it is an old car. But they're quite iconic. They're still going for about $60,000

with ridiculous Ks on them. That's wild that that one went for $800. Yeah. Perfectly timed around the new movie. I asked you guys for a one-word review of the new Fast and Furious movie. And you have not disappointed. Before we start, you're a big Fast and the Furious fan, Brie. Do you plan on seeing Fast 9?

Absolutely. Wouldn't miss it. Really? Nah. I've watched every... You're still hyped? I've watched every Fast and the Furious movie. Yeah.

I even re-watched them sometimes. Really? I watched Tokyo Drift the other night. It was on TV. Even Tokyo Drift? It was on TV the other night, last weekend. I'll definitely be going to see it. Okay, so your review without seeing it would be excited, right?

You'd be excited? Yep. Yeah, okay. Anastasia has seen Fast and the Furious 9, a one-word review of Fast and the Furious 9, Anastasia? Unrealistic. That could be a positive thing. That could be a positive.

I'm not being negative. It's a great movie, but yeah. Some reviews coming in on the text machine of Fast and the Furious 9, which I just don't have high hopes for as a movie, but maybe that's a good thing, right? But you're not a fan. Go in with a low bar. You're not that big of a fan, are you?

I was a fan of the first six. Yeah, but I mean, there's some alright stuff after six. Here's some reviews. Explosive. That's good. Surprising. Oh yeah, that's good. Someone wrote physics? Question mark. Someone wrote disappointment.

Oh, okay. Someone said accelerating. Accelerating or exhilarating? No, exhilarating. Someone said accelerating. Accelerating or exhilarating? No, accelerating. Accelerating, okay. Someone said family. Oh, see, that's good. Yeah, I like that.

That's a good one. I like that. Cringeworthy is a review of Fast 9. Someone wrote repetitive. Someone wrote ludicrous. Is he still in it? Ludicrous. Yeah, I think so.

Is he? Someone wrote Hey Let's reference the last one Family Yeah but where's the rock then? I mean He's off doing

Hobbs and bloody Sure thing They had to replace him With another wrestler They've got John Cena Someone's review One word review Of Fast and the Furious 9

Space? Question mark If they take those bloody cars into space, if Don drives his bloody hot rod into outer space. They've already dropped them from an aeroplane. Let me say one thing. Ask any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Yeah. Winning's winning. And somehow that relates to the inch or a mile. Yeah. Winning's winning. And somehow that relates to the film as a review. I want to see it. I do want to see it. I hope they make it to 10. You need to see it. Yeah, yeah.

They've got to go to 10. You've got to admit. Yeah. And then they've got to stop. Yeah, they probably are. Bree and Clint. If you're looking to test your relationship and see how solid your foundation is.

Why would you want to do that? If you want to know if the person you're with is the one. I think you should just, you know, live in bliss and don't ever really test anything. Have you built your relationship house on rock or sand? I've got an experiment for you, but warning, it goes horrifically bad for these people. A couple

have chained themselves together as a way to test their love. They were chained together for 123 days, and as soon as they were unchained, they broke up immediately. Why would they

do that? They said they wanted to test their bond. They did it on Valentine's Day and they've just broken the chains now. They've been chained up together since February 14, 2021. God, there's some stupid people in the world. Some of the issues they encountered in their relationships. She took way too long getting ready for his liking.

Of course, while she's doing her makeup, he has to stand there in the bathroom chained to her. What about the toilet situation? I imagine toilet business wasn't that enjoyable either. What about if you want to roll over in bed or even just having the chain in bed? Oh, no. Some issues were also that he said she talked too much while he was cooking. I mean, it sounds like a rock-solid relationship anyway. Sounds like he's the one that's got all the complaints.

Well, she did have a complaint. She got an infection on her wrist where the chain had been rubbing too hard. So that's not a complaint about him, though. She's 29. He's 33. They're from Krakow in the Ukraine. And they're free. They've said they're now enjoying some time apart.

God, I just can't imagine what that'd even be like. I wouldn't want to be chained to anyone. I think Bree had the right advice at the start of this. Don't test your relationship. Why are you doing that? If it's surviving right now, just be happy with that. Why do you want to go digging around at the foundations? Why do you want to go prodding at it?

You know how I tested my relationship once? Dutch oven. No. I just went and played a game of ten pin bowling together. Because trust me, that is a real test of a relationship. And I know this about you, actually. You've always said, if she can't hit a 7-10 split, she's not

the girl for me. Exactly right. You want them to be able to split them. Split them good. Straight down the middle. Yeah. tiktok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app Play ZM