ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st June 2022

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

Bree put Producer Anastasia to the test. Someone blocked the motorway with their couch. We've all been pronouncing this artists name wrong. Kate Bush has made a lot of dosh from Stranger Things. See ...omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey what up, welcome to the podcast, it's Bree and Clint Hello it's me again, Rachel Orr, I'm back Hello everybody, it's the Queen I'm here too Your character sounds a lot like new producer Claudia That's exactly what I was going for You're nailing it Other producer Ella here
Starting point is 00:00:22 Donks is here too. Yeah. Oh, you're good, eh, mate? He wouldn't even say mate. Hey, I can't do it. Hi, guys. It's Donks. And I'm here too. The world's sexiest man, Robert Pattinson.
Starting point is 00:00:40 This is more of a physical impersonation. Can we isolate Alice saying, oh. For podcast listeners, we should do celebrity doppelgangers for the new producers so they can, you know,
Starting point is 00:00:52 picture. Oh, yeah. Well, we're going to have to publish profiles of them. I reckon we do like, you know, player cards. Yes. Like in the Wheatback. Like to meet the new producers.
Starting point is 00:01:00 With the All Blacks. Yeah. Anastasia, can you make those before you leave, please? Can mine be shiny? Is this how people find out? You know, I had a player card once when I played for this soccer club. Did you?
Starting point is 00:01:10 Really? That's so cool. Do you still have one? I'd have it somewhere in my stuff, but it's so embarrassing. Mum and Dad will have it. So they all took these glamour photos of our soccer team, and then they made these player cards, and they'd give them to the girls that would play in the younger grades.
Starting point is 00:01:25 And it was so embarrassing because we were so shit. Like if you try hard, you could grow up to be... Yes. You could be semi-professional footballer Brie Thomas. I was like, we're not even like professional. We're just playing a bit of pub soccer. The girl's like, I'm aiming a bit higher than this. I hope I get a little bit further than this.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I want to go to the Olympics But this is nice Hey one of the girls in my team Went on to play cricket for Australia For 10 years She was so good at soccer She went to play cricket for Australia Or she was so bad at soccer She went to play cricket for Australia
Starting point is 00:01:56 I played soccer with a lot of girls Who played in the Matildas Thank you very much Did I play in the Matildas? No But they did That's okay You've played footsie with a lot of girls
Starting point is 00:02:06 okay that joke works somehow i don't know i loved you in the background i got a question about cards as i was going to ask on the podcast today because we're moving house at the moment what do you do with old birthday cards throw them out you hold them for two years and then you chuck them yeah make sure there's no money wow, wow. This is wildly different to what I thought. Keep someone close to you. Like, what if your grandma dies? You'll want your grandma's cards. Yeah, so you can copy the writing for a tattoo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Okay. Imagine a tattoo that said here's five dollars, love you lot. I'd love to get that tattoo. I'll get one too. Great idea. You want to get one? Yeah. Have you got a tattoo? You've got tattoos. I've got a couple, yeah. So, just back to the cards quickly. Consensus's Chuckum. I keep them. Is it Chuckum? No, I
Starting point is 00:02:49 literally did a clean on the weekend and I filed them. I've got dozens. Chuckum. Really? Yeah. It's such a raw, unless it's something that just says, happy birthday, love Auntie Jan. Chuck it. But what if someone writes a nice message in there
Starting point is 00:03:05 what are you ever going to use it for do you ever think to yourself I'm crying do you ever think to yourself might get out some of those cards
Starting point is 00:03:13 and have a read of them I do do that all the time no you don't I do it's not what I expected from you you're the most sentimental person I've met
Starting point is 00:03:20 I really thought you would be a keeper I keep certain stuff but like just from any day Joe blows. Like I keep stuff from my mum. Yeah. And my partner.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Also a legend. That's about it. Cards. You keep their cards. Yeah. Right, so it's selective which cards you keep. Selective, depending on who. God, you just accumulate shit over your life.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I've got so much just crap. You should see the crap at my parents house of mine that's still there yeah yeah i listened to a thing recently it was about i forget what it was anyways this woman was talking about how they're renovating their house and took like 18 months they put their whole house into storage and they lived off like the bare essentials just the appliances they needed and then when the house was finally finished they're like shit we've got all that stuff in storage they went to the storage locker and they went, we don't need any of this. We've lived 18 months without any of it and we don't miss any of it.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Why would we unload this back into our house? It was one of my favorite things when I went to film Treasure Island. I was staying in this tiny little, it was like an apartment, but at this motel. So it just had a little kitchen and one bedroom and a bathroom. And it was so nice. I was like, this is all I need. I don't need anything else. And I could clean up in two seconds. I was like, this is great. Oh, if my house was empty
Starting point is 00:04:34 it would be so tidy. That's all I think about. Anyway, okay, good. Brutal but good. I'll start chucking out grandma's cards. Yeah, just get rid of them. Not grandma's. Keep grandma's. Everyone else is gone. Just keep ones That are sentimental Do you write anything in it
Starting point is 00:04:48 Unless there's like a nice Really nice note in there I couldn't read my grandma's handwriting So that's an issue Did you collect the money in it And you've got the money already Yeah yeah yeah Okay yeah took the card
Starting point is 00:04:56 She used to give us bonus bonds Oh holy shit It's unreal Well no It wasn't that good Cause 10 bucks Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:03 Did you win any bonds I think I won 2020 over the years. I have no idea what the conversation is. Bonus bonds. What's a bonus bond? You put your money in the bank, into the scheme, and it doesn't earn any interest, but it's in a weekly draw for cash.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Sounds like a scam. But you can take the money out at any time, so you don't lose the money. If you put $100 into bonus bonds, it will be there forever and it's in the drawer every week for money. To win bonds. And they draw like a million dollars a month. It's very exciting.
Starting point is 00:05:33 They just stopped it like a year ago, correct? Yeah. Right. Back to Producer Claude. I want to know what tattoos you've got because there's no one else in the team that's ever had tattoos except for me. Oh, no, Ben had tattoos. Ben had tattoos, but I want to know what tattoos you've got because there's no one else in the team that's ever had tattoos except for me. Oh really? Oh no, Ben had tattoos Ben had tattoos but I want to know what tattoos. Ben had a compass tattooed on his body
Starting point is 00:05:50 so when he was hiking, if he got lost he couldn't know which way to go He's smart Pity the compass didn't move I've got three tattoos I've got a kauru on my arm for my mum I've got a rosemary on my ankle for my nana and I've got a mungleu on my arm for my mum I've got a rosemary on my ankle for my nana And I've got a mungberry on my arm for myself
Starting point is 00:06:07 So it's all Yes All garden related True Technically Didn't think of that That's really cool Would you get any more?
Starting point is 00:06:15 Oh yeah probably I was so commitment phobic about it for ages Have you got some? Yeah Ella I didn't know you've got some Look at my cat Hang on I'll stand up Meow I'll put you Do your pants back up now Have you got some, Ella? Yeah, I've got some more. I didn't know you've got some. Look at my cat.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Hang on, I'll stand up. Meow. Meow. Do your pants back up now. Okay, one second. I wouldn't have got the tattoo of a cat there. It's on my arm. It's on my arm. Sorry, Ella.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I'm just joking with you. That was good. I like it. I like all your guys' tattoos. Yeah, we'll get some more like yours too. Bree's got a nice Taylor Swift one. Do you? I've got a 13.
Starting point is 00:06:48 My favourite's your neck tattoo. Thank you. Do you have it? I liked, I mean, I was going to get it on my face like Mike Tyson, but I thought neck's more feminine. I like the little teardrop under your eye. It makes me sadder. Hey, guys, who's keen?
Starting point is 00:07:03 Bree and Clint's gap week Tattoos Matching tattoos Done Keen Keen I'm gone anyway It doesn't matter I'm not committing to it
Starting point is 00:07:10 That's why I left I didn't want a tattoo I love producer Claude He's like I'm not putting anything In audio I'm not doing that I don't want Clint
Starting point is 00:07:16 To clip the audio For later Yeah that's a contract That's a verbal contract Legally binding Looks like it's you and me mate One question Do you think face tats are hot
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah Yeah they are You're 21 You'll never regret that Nah you won't Verbal contracts legally binding. Looks like it's you and me, mate. One question. Do you think face tats are hot? Yeah. Yeah, they are, right? You're 21. You'll never regret that. Nah, you won't. Not doing that. Here's the podcast, everybody. Bye.
Starting point is 00:07:32 No, that's the end. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Bree and Clint. What time is it? Three, two, one. Hey, it's Bree and Clint! G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:07:52 You forgot your name, I understand. No, I didn't forget anything, mate. No, it sounded... you paused. No, I'm changing the intonation on my sentences to keep things interesting. You sounded like Anchorman then. Yeah, I'm just changing up the way that I speak
Starting point is 00:08:08 to keep things, you know, keep them guessing. Right. Yeah. Never let them know your next move. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I don't know if I like it, but it might grow on me. Okay. Well, just give it a chance. It's like the Drake album, right? You've got to give it a chance. Oh, I gave that a chance. Drake's like,
Starting point is 00:08:23 please give it a chance. I gave it a chance yesterday at five o'clock when we played that song. Drake's like, please, please give it a chance. Drake's like, please give it a chance. I gave it a chance yesterday at 5 o'clock when we played that song. Please, please give it a chance. I made 14 house music songs. I know I'm a rapper, but please. Just trust me. It's like that time I did Degrassi High. Yeah, please. And I was an actor on that
Starting point is 00:08:38 show. Yeah. And then I went into rapping. There's only so many sad boy songs you can handle from a multi-illionaire, eh? You know? At some point you're like, all right, man. All right, yeah, cool. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It's just not believable. Shout out Drake if you're listening. I'd love to go on that plane sometime. Drizzy. Champagne puppy. My boy. He's so rich, that guy. Today on the show, we have brand new Beyonce music dropping.
Starting point is 00:09:02 We are expecting it in our inbox at 4 o'clock. We will play it for you as soon as we receive it. Loki, quite excited about this. I heard rumours it's Halo Part 2. Which I am fizzing for. Yeah, well Halo fans will be excited. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Plus, we're going to play the name game before 5 o'clock. You can win yourself some KFC chicken dollars. There's lots of fun stuff coming up on the show today. Yeah, including right now where you can win yourself $50 thanks to KFC if you want to play tradie versus lady. The ZM Podcast Network. We found out last week when your mum was here that she went and saw Top Gun, walked out of the cinema and then turned around and went right back in
Starting point is 00:09:41 and watched it again. She's an interesting woman, my mother. She did a back-to-back. Yeah. Can you imagine what she's going to be like for the Elvis movie? Oh, my God. It's three hours long. We're not going to hear from her for a week.
Starting point is 00:09:53 When is she going to pee? She's going to have to dehydrate herself. She takes a bottle into the cinema. Does she? Yeah. She's all class, that woman. Love her. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies for your Tuesday. Score update. The tradies sitting on 54 wins. The ladies sitting on 41. The gap stays about the same. The tradies had two good weeks, and they just can't be reined in. Let's go to our lady first.
Starting point is 00:10:22 She's 35 years old. She's from Westport, and she has a twin sister. Welcome to the show, Tessa. G'day, Tessa. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Are we talking identical twin, or? Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:34 You are. Really? You ever mess with your boyfriends at high school? No. Oh, we did once, but they caught on pretty quick. Yeah, good. That's a test. A test to see if it's true love.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Sorry? What gave it away? The foul mouth that is me. All right, we'll rein that in for the game, Tessa. We'll meet your opposition. He's 24. He lives in Auckland and he plays soccer. Welcome to the show.
Starting point is 00:11:01 It's Drew. G'day, Drew. Hey there. I'm sensing your right wing. Nah, I'm not. No, sweeper. I'm the striker. Oh, so close.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Right wing, striker, same thing. He's the superstar. Okay, here we go. Drew, your buzzer is tradie. Tessa, yours is lady. First to three points, gets $50 cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Here we go, guys. Question number one. Reports out today that Kate Bush is cleaning up after a popular show used her song Running Up That Hill over 40 years after its original release. What popular Netflix show featured her song? Lady. Yes, Tessa? Stranger Things. It was, of course, Stranger Things.
Starting point is 00:11:46 One point to the ladies. Question number two. There is new Beyonce music dropping at 4pm today. Name the girl group she rose to fame in. Lady. Yes, Tessa. Destiny's Child. It's Spot on the Money.
Starting point is 00:12:00 You're so casual too, Tessa. You're so chill. Thank you. Question number three. You can perform a down shower here, Tessa, if you win this one. This could be for the win. Okay. Okay. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:12:14 I wanna make love Lady. Tessa. For the win. Asha. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Tessa you couldn't be beat this afternoon
Starting point is 00:12:27 you beat our tradie hands down it's a down trowel so Drew you have to drop your dacks and walk around the site now okay yeah well there
Starting point is 00:12:36 don't worry we'll put Cotton Eye Joe on for you next Drew so it's not as weird this is a really strange story one of well no it's not that weird. Bree and Clint. This is a really strange story. One of, well, no, it's not that strange. It's, it's, it's full on, I guess. One of Elon Musk's kids is legally changing their name
Starting point is 00:12:55 because they don't want to be associated with him anymore. This is not Control-Alt-Delete, his recent kid. No, it's not QWERTY Keyboard, the latest kid. No, no. That's the one he had with Grimes. Yeah, that's not this kid. This is an adult child. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Okay. So Elon's transgender daughter was named Xavier Alexander Musk at birth. She's now 18. And now that she's turned 18, she wants to change her name. She wants a brand new name. I mean, fair enough. She'd also want to, you know, change her name so it suits who she is. Her identity, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:29 New name, Vivian Jenna Wilson. Wilson is her mum's last name. Right. In America, which this is all very normal. So she's taken her mum's name. Yeah, yeah. I think my cousins did something similar to this because their dad wasn't around.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Yeah, fair enough. Anyway, in America you have to give a reason for why you want to change your name. Okay. Listen to Vivian's reason. So underneath reason, it says, gender identity and the fact I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father
Starting point is 00:14:00 in any way, shape or form. She hates him. Yeah, it sounds like she does not have a good relationship there. Elon Musk is one of those people where I think if you are that intelligent you're always going to be a bit weird, eh? Yeah. And he's that successful.
Starting point is 00:14:18 He's done videos where he says he basically lives at the Tesla plant and he works 20 hours a day and sleeps for four and he doesn't leave, which doesn't leave much room for a family, does it? I always think about it like people who are that smart like find it hard to interact with people who aren't on their level. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Do you know what I mean? Yeah. They don't understand like certain social cues or whatever because they're so intelligent. But it's no excuse for neglecting the kid. Of course it's not. Anyway, she's out. She's like, screw you, bruh.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I don't want the Musk last name. It is a bold call when he is, and I know money's not everything. I mean, he is the richest man in the world. Well, she might change her mind later on, but it sounds like she's not. When she needs a house deposit. Sounds like she's not going to. No, no, and fair enough too.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yeah. I thought we could ask if anyone listening to our show this afternoon has changed their name for any reason, for family reasons, for you're just like, oh, I don't like this name. I want to be called Thor. There's a girl. And you just change it yourself. There's that girl on MasterChef Australia at the moment
Starting point is 00:15:23 that talks about how she changed her name. Right. I can't remember what her original name was. It was something like Stephanie or something like that. Yeah. And her name is Harry now. Okay, that's quite a big change. Yeah, and she said...
Starting point is 00:15:36 What's the reason? She just said she never ever felt like a Stephanie, if that's what the name was. It never fit who she was. She just thought the name didn't suit her. Well, I think it was more about her identity and this journey she's on. And she's like, you know, Harry feels like me.
Starting point is 00:15:54 What about that when I went to university and I rebranded from Clinton to Clint? Does that count? Is that the same thing? Oh, I don't think that's the same thing. Nah, it's a bit different. Because when do you do the rebrand where you shorten Clint again? Drop the N.
Starting point is 00:16:10 I can't wait for that. I hope we're still working together. I reckon it's the 20th anniversary of that joke for me personally. No, it never gets old. Oh, $800 at M. We want to know, did you change your name? And are you willing to share with us what your old name and your new name is? Brianne Clint.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Elon Musk's daughter wants to change her name because, quote, she no longer lives with or wants to be related to her biological father in any way, shape or form. That's on the legal document. That's what it says. I mean, she's not shy about saying what she thinks. No, absolutely not. She's clearly had enough.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I don't care how many billions you have, Dad. You're still a bit of an arse. Do you reckon she didn't get a Tesla for her super sweet 16th? Who knows? Up yours, Dad. I'm out. Remember I told you about that friend of mine? I used to work with him.
Starting point is 00:16:58 His name was Chase Jones. No. And I believe he had the middle name Peter. Oh, okay. No. And I believe he had the middle name Peter. Oh, okay. I think. And he legally, on his driver's license and his birth certificate changed his middle name from Peter to Danger. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah. So his name was Chase Danger Jones. Just so he could say... Danger's my middle name. Yeah, right. I quite liked it. I think Johnny Danger might have legally changed his... Yeah, could have. Named Danger as name. Yeah, right. I quite liked it. I think Johnny Danger might have legally changed his Yeah, could have. named Danger as well.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Yeah. Not sure. RIP Johnny Danger. Let's go to some calls. Hello, caller. Hello, caller. That's you. We're not using your name yet
Starting point is 00:17:35 because we're going to ask what your name used to be. Hello, caller. Is that me? Yeah, that's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, caller. Ready, hold on.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I'll turn down the radio. Okay, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, caller. Ready, hold on. I'll turn down the radio. Okay, all right. Yeah, yeah. We'll just wait here. Hi. Oh, hi. There you are. Yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Here I am. There we are. Were you doing a reverse park or just a straight beeline into the park? I'm just pulling over right now. Nice. That's what we like. Safety first. If you can multitask, what did your name used to be? Sarah. Sarah. Okay, pretty stock standard name. And what's
Starting point is 00:18:12 your name now? Sassy. What is it? Sassy. Sassy. Did you legally change your name from Sarah to Sassy? Yes, I did. Wow. Yeah, I was called Sassy since I was a baby, like as a nickname, and it just stuck forever. So I decided that I'd eventually change it so I didn't have to explain to people when they say, oh, is that your real name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sassy, can I ask, like going from a Sarah, a pretty stock standard common name, like, you know, when you go to a souvenir store. You'll always find Sarah.
Starting point is 00:18:51 You'll always find Sarah on the key rings. How do you go now finding Sassy on the key rings? Nah, not anywhere. Not anywhere, no. You can never find anything. Is there a lot of pressure on you to always bring the Sass now that you've legally committed to the name Sassy? I've always
Starting point is 00:19:07 naturally bought the sass anyway. That's her nickname, Clint. Sassy. Well, she got it when she was a baby. Yeah, true. So you don't know. Yeah, that's true. What came first, the nickname or the personality? We may never know. Is it a hard process legally changing your name and how much money does it cost?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Nah, it was pretty easy. It cost about, I'll say around 150, somewhere around there. Oh, that's not too bad. So we could change... Pulled out some paperwork, sent it in and done. We could change Breeze for a wacky radio stunt sometime. Oh, can't wait. We could do a promo called The Wheel of Names.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Don't, sassy. Don't get on board. We could come up with a new name for Breeze. Don't get on board. Just change your middle name. Could be like Bree Baked Beans or something. Hey, I don't mind that. Damn, she is sassy.
Starting point is 00:19:53 That's good. You know, that's quite original. What about this text from someone who said, I changed the spelling of my name. I went from Jason, J-A-S-O-N, to Jason, J-A-Y-S-O-N. No, Jason. Why would you add a Y in? Jason, no. You're just making it more complicated.
Starting point is 00:20:07 No, why do people do this? You know when someone's like, oh, my parents called me Alicia, but they spelled it with a Z and three sixes. Just spell it Alicia. Yeah, okay. Well, thanks, Jason, with a Y. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy's here with Goss on Khloe Kardashian
Starting point is 00:20:30 Who after that big cheating scandal In the latest episode May already be back on the market Dean Hi guys yeah here's the deal on this one Apparently the rumour in Hollywood is that Khloe Kardashian Is dating a new man Shocker though it's not an athlete It's not a basketballer He is quote a new man. Shock her, though. It's not an athlete. It's not a basketballer.
Starting point is 00:20:46 He is, quote, a private equity investor. So he's some rich and, I'm sure, good-looking banker. That's what she needs. I'm happy about this. I hope it's true. This is kind of the rumor they've been seeing together. Apparently, they were introduced through Kim Kardashian. I think she needs someone like a serious, awesome businessman
Starting point is 00:21:03 who isn't out there trying to become a reality star or an athlete or anything. I think she needs like a good, rich, nice guy. It won't last, Dean. It won't last. Why not? Because if Kris Jenner gets word of this, she will go, Look, Chloe, here's the situation. Your failed relationships have kept this show going for the last six seasons.
Starting point is 00:21:26 You're very relatable. So you need to either date a footballer or I will go out on a limb, maybe a golfer. Tiger Woods. Have you thought about Tiger Woods? Get back with Tristan. Yeah, there you go. Oh, Tiger Woods.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah. Yeah, Tiger Woods would be good. Either that or she gets in the ear of the private equity guy and she goes, how much is it going to cost for you to cheat on her? What are we looking at? We need a ratings. This is awful, by the way. No, I'm happy for her.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I'm actually, if it's true, and I think you're right, Dean. I think it's exactly what she needs. You know, someone that's a little bit more neutral, a little bit more level-headed. Plus, I've seen that new house of hers. She needs someone to get her finances in line. The size of that pantry alone. She's spending too much money.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Her pantry. She needs to rein it in. Her pantry is the same size as my living room. Yeah, I reckon. It's ridiculous. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:22:22 One of the biggest songs everyone has been talking about in the last month or so is Kate Bush's Running Up That Hill. Yeah. It's a song from 1985, originally released by Kate Bush, but back in the charts over the last month because it was featured in the latest season of Stranger Things. Yeah. I've got a mate called Nato who's older than us. Yes. And he remembers when this song
Starting point is 00:22:49 was released originally. Really? I saw his Facebook status yesterday that said running up that hill sucked the first time around and I can't believe kids are falling for it again now. No! I commented and I said that is a bad take. Low blow. That is a bad take. It's a low blow.
Starting point is 00:23:05 But look, people are loving it because in the past three weeks, like I think in the last week it's picked up about 48 million global streams on Spotify. Wow. And then the week before that it was 57 million. And then the week before that 32 million. I wonder if it had that many streams at all before this. No, I'm pretty sure it didn't.
Starting point is 00:23:26 You know, because it predates streaming. It would have been up there, but it wouldn't have been getting that kind of traffic. It's currently sitting in the number one spot in New Zealand. Amazing. Australia. Amazing. Sweden.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Wow. Switzerland. Yeah. The UK. Okay. And I think it's around number four in the US charts at the moment. I love the stuff. Like, I love... It's crazy. I love the stuff. Like I love.
Starting point is 00:23:46 It's crazy. I think everybody loves a comeback and an underdog and that's both of these things, right? She never got to number one originally. No. But 40 years later, the world's like, go on. Here she is. Get up there, Kate.
Starting point is 00:23:57 And I think the main question a lot of people would want to know is. Who are we doing next? Yeah, who's going to gonna make it who do we pick next to bring back um is it rick astley is it ricky martin who are we gonna are we gonna well you know sky's the limit uh but my question and my mind always goes to i wonder how much money she's making off of this you know success now yeah yeah. Yeah, and it won't be, well, I feel like it won't be mega because streaming is something else, right? You get 0.004 cents per stream.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It's not a lot. No. We know. We released that song. Remember we released that? We made $300 off that song. You paid for our dinner, wasn't it? Not too bad.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Not too bad. I did some research and apparently Kate Bush doesn't license her music out hardly ever. And so the people from Stranger Things knew that and they really wanted the song. So they actually sent her over the scripts and the scenes of where the song
Starting point is 00:24:57 will be used. Anyway, so that's why she said yes and I feel like it was a great decision because I've done the calculations. So it's around about 137 million streams in three weeks just on Spotify. So let's just concentrate on that because there's a lot of other stuff involved. So about that many streams.
Starting point is 00:25:19 From my calculations, she would have gotten about $800,000 in royalties. Not bad. From Spotify. But, I mean, that's just Spotify. There's physical sales, downloads. There's other platforms that it's being used on. So I was probably right with my million dollars.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yeah, around about. Around about a million dollars. And she probably, you know, she'll make more. Someone will pay her to use it on something else now. Yeah. Someone will go, we've got to have that Kate Bush song or get one of her other songs or something like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah. Can you imagine Cyndi Lauper? She's like, come on. She's got her fingers crossed. She's like, when's my bloody turn? This girl wants to have fun, please. I still want to bloody have fun. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yesterday, actually, police had to coast part of Auckland's northern motorway because someone spilled their load all over the motorway. They dropped their load. This is terrifying, actually. It is. I always think about this when I'm following someone with stuff on a trailer or it's tied around their roof. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:24 And I'm like, have you tied it down properly? I've called the police while following someone with an unsecured load before to be like, it was furniture and you know if you don't put the drawers in properly and you face the drawers and they're like hanging out of the thing, I'm like, these drawers are going to
Starting point is 00:26:40 fall out, they're going to bounce off the motorway they're going to go through my windscreen just like Final Destination so I've gone to the passenger's lane and I called the police and they're like, stay with the car sir, we're going to fall out. They're going to bounce off the motorway. They're going to go through a windscreen just like Final Destination. So I got into the passenger's lane and I called the police and they're like, stay with the car, sir. We're going to find the car. Stay in pursuit.
Starting point is 00:26:51 You're such a Karen. No, I was trying to help. I was trying to help. I tried to get up beside the guy and be like, your drawer's around. Why down your window? And he pulled the fingers at me.
Starting point is 00:27:01 He's like, leave me alone. Anyway, your loss. This person yesterday on the Northern Motorway, it was a couch, an armchair that fell off. Quite a big item. Luckily
Starting point is 00:27:14 it was at the on-ramp so they weren't doing like a 100k. It wasn't like a 100km couch. Don't know if they knew it came off. You know how quite often people will lose things and just carry on and have absolutely no idea. Then they'll get to their new flat and they'll go, where's my armchair? Now how funny is it when you see
Starting point is 00:27:30 Ismond on ramp bro? You've seen something on the motorway someone's lost something and then like a kilometre up the road a car's pulled over and they've realised that far. Yep, yep, yep. The New Zealand Police Facebook page posted about this.
Starting point is 00:27:45 They've used it as a... Has anyone lost a count? Close. They're using it as a learning experience. They wrote... It's quite good from the police because it was an armchair. They wrote, who has been a lazy boy or girl
Starting point is 00:27:59 and not secured their load properly? And they've put up the motorway video of it. It's good from them. The New Zealand Herald have published this story with an equally good headline. They've written, so close yet so far. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:28:14 So close yet so far. So far. So far. I get it, so far. Did you know that if something falls off your car while you're driving, the fine is 600 bucks? Is it? if you lose something on the motorway? Well, it probably should be more because you could kill someone.
Starting point is 00:28:30 You could kill someone, yeah. You know what I mean? I feel like $600 slap on the wrist considering the risks. Let's talk about unsecured loads, though, and things that you've lost off your car or off your trailer while you've been driving. You want to do this at 4.20? Yeah, I want to hear the things that people have put on the car
Starting point is 00:28:47 and then when you got to the destination, the thing was no longer on the car anymore. Imagine a fridge coming off the back of a trailer. A fridge would be a shocker. I've seen some mattresses on the top of cars that have had a life of their own in the wind because they strap it on the top of the car and they can't see it,
Starting point is 00:28:59 but the mattress is waving around like one of those things outside a car yard. Yeah, that's terrifying. Have you ever seen the video, I think it's a photo of a guy on a moped and he's got a barbecue, like he's put his head through the legs of the barbecue, but he's riding on the moped
Starting point is 00:29:14 and the barbecue is sitting on his body? Jesus, no. Terrifying. Google it. You know, I've helped a friend move a couch with a car before. Yeah. And it's a real weird story, but this friend of mine, her name's Amy, she used to live around the corner from me.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah. And this is when we were quite young and, you know, you couldn't really afford furniture. Or trailers. Or trailers, exactly. And she calls me up one night and she says, hey, are you at home? And I was like, yeah, I've had a few drinks, but I'm at home. She goes, can you walk to my house?
Starting point is 00:29:48 There's a free couch just down the road from my place. I want to go get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, yeah, sweet. I'll be over there soon. Anyway, so I walked down to her place and she's like, what my idea is is we drive my car, which was like, I think it was a Holden Astra.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Oh, yeah, a little car. Two-door Astra. Yeah. And she goes, let's drive my car down there and then we'll just put the couch up onto the roof and we'll just slowly drive it back up the street. And I was like, are you joking? She goes, that's the only way to do it.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Did it work? So we drove this car down there and there's this couch sitting on this trailer outside this house and it was a white couch. Anyway, so we've managed to get this couch kind of half in the boot and I had to stand. This is so illegal, by the way. It's in a suburban street but still don't do this at home. And I was the one that was tasked with holding the couch.
Starting point is 00:30:41 It was teetering in the boot. So I was walking the couch as she was driving. Anyway, we got the couch back up to her place. We got it inside. And then in the next couple of days, I see this post on our community Facebook page that someone's stolen this couch. Yeah, it was on a trailer.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I was going to say, that's not a free couch. She told me it was free. That's someone else's couch. And then I called her and I said, do you know that wasn't a free couch? She goes, I've just seen it. I'm going to go, that's not a free couch. She told me it was free. That's someone else's couch. And then I called her and I said, do you know that wasn't a free couch? She goes, I've just seen it. I'm going to go talk to the people. What fell off your car? Someone had a major mirror yesterday on Auckland's northern motorway
Starting point is 00:31:17 over on the shore when their armchair fell off the car onto the motorway. Cop had to shut the lane, get out, move the couch off the side of the road. Not very relaxing. No, no. He's like, I'm meant to be solving ram raids and I'm out here moving someone's furniture. This is not the job. But you're right, at least he could have a little sit down when the road was clear. He could recline.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Yeah. So we're asking you, what fell off your car when you were driving, when you were moving? What was it? Dean's here. G'day, Dean. G'day, Dean. Hello. How are you guys? Good, thanks. What was it? Dean's here. G'day, Dean. G'day, Dean. Hello. How are you guys?
Starting point is 00:31:46 Good, thanks. What didn't you tie down properly, Dean? So I was working for a drone company about 20 years ago, and I just started with them. And, you know, the water meter boxes that are in your back house, your water meter for your home? Yeah. It's a little plastic box. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah, well, I somehow didn't tie them on my truck properly, and I lost about 60 on the Northwestern motorway. 60 of them. How much does a water meter cost? Well, water meters can cost about $100, but these are just the plastic boxes. Oh. That house your water meter.
Starting point is 00:32:21 No. What a mess to clean up. So I had about four people that, thankfully, were helping me put the boxes quickly on my truck. But unfortunately, a cop car came, and I got a fine, yeah, $600. It is $600. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Yeah, that was 20 years ago. So I'm quite surprised it's still the same. You'd be trying to get out of there as quickly as possible, eh, so the cops didn't see you. Like, shit, just chuck him on the truck, chuck him on the truck, I've got to go. Please, hurry up. I was, but I wasn't quick enough. Yeah, bugger. Okay, alright. Well, good to know the fine is
Starting point is 00:32:53 600 bucks. Thank you, Dean. Someone on the text machine said, my mate did a wheel up on my car and it felt fine after a few kilometres, so I stopped and then I watched the wheel roll away in front of me. How terrifying. Thank God you weren't going like 100km around a corner or something.
Starting point is 00:33:12 That's so scary. That's like a comedy program, watching the wheel roll off. You know what happened to my dad? Did it? He bought that Datsun, that old school Datsun he's got, and he chained one of the tyres on it and then the wheel came off and it ripped the guard off the whole car. I knew he didn't know much about cars, that man. Careful. I knew he didn't know his way around the wheel nut. Renee's here. G'day, Renee. Hi, Renee.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Kia ora te whanau. How are you today? Good, thank you, mate. What was it that wasn't tied down on the car properly? Oh my God. So this was somebody asked. I was coming up to some light, then I saw a ute in front of me with this real big, like, formica tabletop. Oh, yeah? And I thought it wasn't secured. I thought, oh, that's what it does.
Starting point is 00:33:54 So he stopped suddenly at the light. The tabletop just comes straight through, skidding across my bonnet, and stops right before the windscreen, then flings back and lands onto the road. Man, that was it for me that day. I thought I was all over. Yeah, you were.
Starting point is 00:34:09 That was like Final Destination. Literally, poor thing. And what happened afterwards, Renee? I'd love to hear. What did this guy say? So he stayed in the car while two of his mates chucked it on top and then they just carried on their way. You're kidding. They didn't come and apologise
Starting point is 00:34:26 to you? No, no, they were gone. I would have repped him a new one. I was just such a fright, you know. I was just like, oh. I would have really hit him where it hurts and got a biro pen and marked the table up real good.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Get some keys out, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just scratch up on the table. Yeah, take this. Oh, my God, this next text. Yeah. You wait. Someone has texted her and they said,
Starting point is 00:34:52 My father-in-law was shifting a cow in a horse float to his farm. As you do. At some point, going through the local town, the ramp at the back fell down and the cow walked out of the back of the float whilst he was driving. This is so good. They got ages up the road before they realised and had to go back and find her.
Starting point is 00:35:15 She was having a great time eating someone's lawn when they found her. Cute. They lost a cow off the back. Nat's here. G'day, Nat. Hi, Nat. Hey, the back. Nat's here. G'day, Nat. Hi, Nat. Hey, afternoon, team. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:35:29 Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, was it you that lost something off the back of the car? Well, it was technically mine, but no, it was my now husband, but it was boyfriend at the time. Yes. My mum was moving house and asked me to move the brand new washing machine I'd brought as a 19-year-old out and out to his parents' house. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:55 So he loaded it up on the ute and I'm like, okay, so should we like strap this down? And he's like, nah, nah, nah, it'll be all good. It's fine. Like it's heavy. It won't go anywhere. And I was like, okay, nah, nah. It'll be all good. It's fine. Like, it's heavy. It won't go anywhere. And I was like, okay then. We're heading south out of Rotorua
Starting point is 00:36:09 and lo and behold we hit the 100k zone and the washing machine flew off the back. No! Yep. Smashed all over State Highway 1. Yeah. People are so gung-ho, eh? They don't tie anything down. They just chuck their bags, their dogs, their kids in the back of the ute,
Starting point is 00:36:26 and they're like, she'll be right. Yeah, yeah. Nat was heading out to his parents' house, and let's just say there was a slight domestic on the side of the road. I bet there was. Can't have been too bad, though, Nat. You still married him. It was brand new.
Starting point is 00:36:41 I feel sweethearts. What can I say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This might make you feel better. Someone else has text through and they said, I watched a fridge still in the box fly straight off the back of the ute on the motorway in Auckland. Luckily, no other cars got hit.
Starting point is 00:36:55 A fridge. A motorway is way worse, I have to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad it was an isolated highway. Yeah, totally. Oh, yeah, totally. That makes it way better than that. Plus, that fridge was in a box. That'll be fine. That'll be good to go. Yeah. totally. Oh, yeah, totally. That makes it way better than that. Plus, that fridge was in a box.
Starting point is 00:37:05 That'll be fine. That'll be good to go. Yeah, boxes. They've got polystyrene in there. Super protective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. Easy game.
Starting point is 00:37:16 You've got to guess celebrity names as fast as you can. Grace is going to take you on today, Bree. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. G'day. How are you guys going? Good, thank you, mate. Or as they call her when she plays games like this, Amazing Grace. Oh, Grace. G'day, Grace. G'day. How are you guys going? Good, thank you, mate. Or as they call her when she plays games like this, Amazing Grace.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Oh, hey. Amazing Grace. Okay, Grace. Here's how the game works. I'll throw out a name. You need to be the first person back with two celebrities who use that name as part of their name. Like, for instance, if I said Ben, you would say-
Starting point is 00:37:42 Stiller. Stiller. Affleck. Affleck. Ben. Ben. Ben. Smith from the Affleck. Affleck. Ben. Ben. Ben. Smith from the All Blacks.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Oh, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Good, good, good. Yeah, good work, good work. Don't worry, that one was not an active round. That was just a tester. Okay? You say one name, you claim that celebrity, okay?
Starting point is 00:37:58 If you say it first, you claim that one. So you can also use... It doesn't have to be their first or like... Like it can be a part of their name, right? Yeah, yeah. So like if it was Grace, I could say Chloe Grace Moretz. Chloe Grace Moretz. Chloe Grace Moretz.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Yes, or you could say Grace Kelly. Yes. Either or. Either way. Yep, that would work. Okay, here we go. First to three wins 50 KFC chicken dollars in the name game. First person to give me two famous Kellys.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Clarkson. Clarkson. One to Bree. Roland. And Roland, two to Bree. Kelly Clarkson. Oh, Kelly Clarkson. That was two seconds.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah, I know. It's that fast. Kelly was... All right, Bree, let's go. Come on, let's go, Grace. Yeah, yeah, get back in the game, Grace. You know what, Grace? I always start strong and then my brain goes to mush.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Well, I just got off work, so my brain is mush. Yeah, there's a couple of obvious ones there for Kelly, okay? The next ones might take a little bit longer. Okay. First person to give me two famous... Anthony's. Hopkins. Hopkins, one to Grace.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Anthony... Oh, Van Der Isch. Anthony's Hopkins Hopkins One to Grace Anthony Oh Banderas Anthony what? No that's Antonio That's Antonio Yeah no it's Antonio Anthony My brain's just like
Starting point is 00:39:16 I've got four of them written down in front of me I always go to say Anthony Kalia Which you guys don't know who that is Oh my So we've got you guys don't know who that is. Oh, my God. So we've got Hopkins. I don't know, Grace. I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:39:34 There's a famous TV chef or food reviewer with Anthony in his name. Anthony. There's a Director General of Health in America with Anthony in his name. What? There's J-Lo's ex-husband. What's his name? Oh, my God. Man, you guyshusband. What's his name? Man, you guys are shocking. What about Mark Anthony?
Starting point is 00:39:49 Oh. Anthony Fauci. Who's that? He's the Director General of Health in America. Oh, I mean, how did I not get that one? Who's led the COVID pandemic for the whole world for the last three years? Or Anthony Bourdain? Oh, I do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Lots of Anthony's. Yeah, after you say it, we know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Well, I do. Yeah. Lots. Lots of Anthony's. After you say it, we know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Well, I think Grace won that one because she got one. Yeah, actually, yeah. Level playing fields. And I didn't get any,
Starting point is 00:40:13 so she has to win. We'll have to give you the point there for what did you say? Anthony Hopkins. We'll do that one. Okay, here we go. This one could be hard. Oh, that one was just hard.
Starting point is 00:40:22 It was already hard. I had five. You guys had none. You have Googled. Yeah. That one was just hard. That was already hard. I had five. You guys had none. You have Google. Yeah. That is true. I need two famous Jessys. Jessie.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Oh, God. Jessie. Oh, the runner. Jessie from Jessie's Girl, the song. Can't have Jessie from Jessie's Girl, no. Did you say one, Grace? And that's Rick Springfield. Yeah, that's Rick Springfield. Yeah. Jessie, the song? Can't have Jessie from Jessie's Girl, no. Did you say one, Grace? And that's Rick Springfield. Yeah, that's Rick Springfield.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Jessie, the runner. I can't remember his name. Wow. He's an athlete. I mean, nobody's perfect, but surely you can get one. Nobody's perfect. Oh, Jessie J. Jessie J.
Starting point is 00:41:02 Okay, that's one. Jessie. Jessie James. Jessie James. There you go. Jessie J. Jessie James. Okay, that's one. There you go. Jessie. Jessie James. Jessie James. There you go. Jessie J. Jessie James. Oh, come on, brain.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Would have accepted Jessie Mulligan from the project. Of course. But nobody's perfect. We're letting down the team. We are doing so good. This is bad. We're in it together, mate. We're in it together.
Starting point is 00:41:22 That's it. Bree gets the next one. She wins the game. At least she's not kicking my butt right now. Yeah, you get the next one. You take us to tie break, Grace. Here we go. I need two famous.
Starting point is 00:41:31 You want to be fast on this. This is an easy one, okay? I need two famous Roberts. De Niro. De Niro's one. Roberts. Robert. Robert.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. is one. Oh, Robert. Give me another one. Robert Downey Jr. is one. Oh, Robert. Give me another one. Come on, Grace. Robert. Oh, my gosh. Julia Roberts?
Starting point is 00:41:54 Does that count? No, I can't take Julia Roberts. I could take Batman. Batman? Batman? Who? Batman. Robert Pattinson.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Jesus Christ. No point. Okay. This is sudden death. Whoever gets the next one wins the game, okay? Oh, Bree. I'm just having so much fun, Gracie. You?
Starting point is 00:42:16 I am actually having a good time. Clint's not. He's getting frustrated with us. I said freaking Batman. What kind of clue do you want? Get over it, Clint. It's just KFC dollars. Yeah alright fine.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Okay this is this is sudden death okay. Sudden death. Come on Grace. If neither of you get this I get the KFC. We got this one.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Okay. I need two famous Lisas. Lisa Wilkinson. Lisa Marie Presley. Lisa Marie Presley is one. Yeah. Who's Lisa Wilkinson? Oh she's Aussie.
Starting point is 00:42:43 No. I'll accept Lisa Marie Presley. That's one to Grace. Who's Lisa Wilkinson? Oh, she's Aussie. No. I'll accept Lisa Marie Presley. That's one to Grace. Lisa. Lisa Simpson? Lisa Simpson. At this stage, I'll accept Lisa Simpson.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Yeah, that's one to Grace. Lisa. Grace, you're not Lisa Adams. No. You're not even trying. What about Phoebe from Friends Lisa Kudrow Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:06 It doesn't really count When you have to give us No it doesn't No it doesn't I think Grace wins You don't get to decide that Grace do you want to win He's real yelling at you
Starting point is 00:43:19 50 KFC chicken dollars Well done Grace We'll send them out to you Grace horrible job this afternoon I know But we read it together And it was fun Beyonce's back
Starting point is 00:43:32 That's her new song It's called Break My Soul From her new album Called Renaissance Which comes out The end of July Can't wait You know what that song
Starting point is 00:43:42 Gives me vibes of? Yeah RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh, does it? Has she ever been on RuPaul? She hasn't, but I'm sure they would welcome her. They would die for her. They would.
Starting point is 00:43:59 They would love a bit of Bey. The queens with Queen Bey. Wouldn't they? Yeah. Hey, speaking of RuPaul's Drag Race, and that's how you do a radio segue, people. Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to tell you it's not a segue until you complete it?
Starting point is 00:44:12 You can't just say speaking of after something. You actually have to link it together with the thing. Speaking of RuPaul's Drag Race, I was watching it last Friday night. Now you got it. Got it. Got it, guys. Got it.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I mean, seamless. You're a premature congratulator. Anyway, I love that show. Yeah. I watch all the seasons, all the different versions. Currently, at the moment, I'm watching- You're a rooter. I am.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Is that what they call RuPaul's Fest? Yeah. You're a big rooter. Bunch of rooters. Currently, I'm watching All Stars, All Winners, which is amazing for people watching it. You'll know how amazing it is. So on the show, they always have a celebrity guest judge.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Yeah. And the last episode I watched, they had a guest judge, and she's a singer. I know who she is. I thought I knew how to pronounce her name, but apparently I was mistaken. Right. Embarrassing for you, who works in radio,
Starting point is 00:45:17 and you may have even interviewed this person. I don't think I have, thank God. But the amount of times I've back announced her songs where I've said her name the way I think it should be said or the way I thought. It's not Lady Jar Jar, is it? You wouldn't believe it. Okay, let's play a game.
Starting point is 00:45:36 So I'm going to play you one of this artist's songs. You'll know who it is. And I want to hear from the group. Producers, you can go first, how to pronounce her name and then Clint, how you think her name's pronounced. Sure. Okay, so this is the artist I'm talking about. Icon.
Starting point is 00:45:56 What a tune. She's amazing. Global hit. Yeah. And I thought I knew how to say her name. I'd like to go last because arrogantly, I think I know how to say her name. I'd like to go last because arrogantly, I think I know how to say her name. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:46:08 I think I do know. All right. Okay. Let's go to new producer Claude. Producer Claude. How have you always said that artist's name? I feel like everyone has always said Tove Lo. Tove Lo.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Right? Tove Lo. Tove Lo. That's Tove Lo. That's what you've been saying, right? That's what I've been saying. Okay. Tove Lo. Tove Lo. Right? Tove Lo. Tove Lo. That's Tove Lo. And that's what you've been saying, right? That's what I've been saying. Tove Lo. Producer Anastasia?
Starting point is 00:46:29 I don't know. Is she Swedish, by the way? She's Swedish. How close is that to the Netherlands? I thought not that close. Where you're from, is it not? Not that close. That seems similar to me.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Nah, I think I'm still wrong, but I've heard it be said Tove Lo. Tove Lo. Tove Lo? It sounds Swedish. That's just what she's saying, Tove Lo, with an accent. I think I'm still wrong, but I've heard it be said tov-a-law. Tov-a-law. Tov-a-law? That's just what she's saying, tov-law, with an accent. So I think I've just heard tov-law with an accent. Tov-a-law. Like tov-a-law.
Starting point is 00:46:52 I thought it was tov-a-law. Producer Ella, do you want to jump in on this? Do you have any idea or do you say tov-law as well? I said tov-love. Tov-love. Am I right? We'll just give you a rest. Throw that in there.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Clint. I believe I know how to say it. Okay. I think her name is pronounced Tuvalu. Tuvalu. Let's go to RuPaul. This is from last week's episode. RuPaul, how do you say her name?
Starting point is 00:47:20 The fabulous Tuvalu. Welcome, my darling. Thank you. So who's your favourite girl group? Definitely Spice Girls. Zigga zigga. Tuve Lu. Tuve Lu.
Starting point is 00:47:32 What? Mind blown. I should have had an explosion there. I should have had that there. I was waiting for it. I've Googled her name and do you want to know what the first article comes up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:49 It says, Drag Race has finally taught the world how to pronounce Tuve Lu's name correctly. So it wasn't just me. Yeah. Turns out Clint knows everything and we know nothing. She was backstage at Rhythm and Vines one year,
Starting point is 00:48:06 the last Rhythm and Vines that I was a part of. Oh, name drop. Here we go. She wasn't performing. She was dating someone who was on the line-up. Okay. And so she was hanging out in the artist area where I was. And did you talk to her?
Starting point is 00:48:19 No, but I said, holy shit, there's Tove Lo. And my very cool, very hip friend, Tim, said, bro, it's Tove Lo. It's Tove Lo. Okay, it's Tove Lo. Tove Lo and my very cool very hip friend Tim said bro it's Tove Lo Tove Lo Get some culture about you you swine he said as he drank a sav I was really like
Starting point is 00:48:37 gobsmacked by it because you know when you know something for so long and then I was just like pardon me Plus if you say Tuvalu, most people will think you're saying it wrong. Yeah. That's the other thing.
Starting point is 00:48:47 They'll go, oh, she doesn't know how to say Tove Lo's name. Let's get some people on who have realised they've been saying something wrong for ages. Like, did you recently find out
Starting point is 00:48:56 your whole life is a lie and the thing you thought was pronounced one way is actually pronounced another way? Maybe you got made fun of at school for the way that you said a certain thing
Starting point is 00:49:04 because that's how you said it in your household and turns out that's completely wrong. of at school for the way that you said a certain thing because that's how you said it in your household. And turns out that's completely wrong. Turns out not the way you say it. Brian Clint. Guys, turns out Tove Lo, you've been saying it wrong, just like me. It's actually pronounced Tuve Lu.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Tuve Lu, yeah, correct. I can't believe it. Welcome to the light. You're not the only person who's been pronouncing things wrong. God, this is cracking me up, some of these texts. Someone's text I sent in said, I always used to say shoo-shee or soo-shee.
Starting point is 00:49:31 So good. Shoo-shee. What about, this is my favourite text. They said moe or moe or moet. Still don't know how to pronounce it. No. What is it? So moe, I think everyone says moe because they think it should be fancy in French.
Starting point is 00:49:46 I call it Moet. You call it Moet. I think it's Moet. I think it's actually meant to be said Moet. Is it though? Well, I had a friend who worked there for a bit and he said Moet. But I mean, he wasn't the classiest guy I've ever met. He's like, screw the Moet, give me a Monster Energy drink.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Let's get Hayden on. G'day Hayden. G'day, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. What have you been saying wrong this whole time? Oh, you know the mattress which was called Squab? Squab?
Starting point is 00:50:15 Squab, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I've been saying Swab since probably, I'm like 28 now. I probably figured that out when I was 25. So like a Squab mattress, you've been calling it a swab mattress. No, swab mattress is what you do to... No, that's more like a DNA test, I think.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Can you imagine Hayden's like, oh, I've got to go get my swab mattress and someone's like, what? Someone's texted us, by the way, and they said it's 100% Moet. That's exactly how you say it. Oh, it's etched in my brain now. It's Moet.
Starting point is 00:50:43 What about the person who texted us and said they pronounce it G-nock-y? G-nock-y. G-nock-y? G-nock-y. G-nock-y. G-nock-y? G-nock-y.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Is that how you say it? It's G-nock-y. G-nock-y. That sounds like you've got a blocked nose. Yeah, that's how you say it. What about the person- Or a blocked nose. What about the person who said, I thought you said a-kay, but it was actually a-sah-hee.
Starting point is 00:51:05 You know, like an Asahi bowl? That's a hard one anyway. So you know how Met lipstick is spelled M-A-T-T-E? Yeah. They're pronouncing it Metty. Have you got any Metty lipstick? I love that one. Zana's here.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Hi, Zana. Hi, Zana. Hi, guys. Mate, what have you been saying wrong this whole time? Well, okay, it's not me. It's my best friend. When he was younger, he used to pronounce his own name wrong, like his last
Starting point is 00:51:33 name. He used to call it Adelaide. His own name wrong? Yeah. Okay. And then, I think when he turned 18 or 19, his dad finally told him it's meant to be pronounced Adelian. Adelian.. But yeah, Ardelyan instead of Ardelyan. So now that he's like, I think he's 27 and he's still... Nah, dad's messing with him. It's Ardelyan. He was right all along
Starting point is 00:51:56 and dad's like, he's turned 18 and dad's like, I'm going to mess with this kid. Our last name is Ardelyan. I think... Even to this day he'll still call himself Ardillion because it's just too awkward. I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I think if the name is so hard to pronounce that even the person with the name can't pronounce it, it's too hard.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Put it this way. Your name is said however you pronounce it. Yeah, exactly. What about the person who said, I always thought the lamb chops were called lamb chomps. That one's cute. No, that's cute. I can get on board with that. Mum, can we have lamb chomps for dinner lamb chops were called lamb chomps. That one's cute. Nah, that's cute. I can get on board with that. Mum, can we have lamb chomps for dinner? Can we have lamb chomps?
Starting point is 00:52:29 What about the person that said, uh, the VW car Touareg always thought it was said tow rag. Oh, yuck. I drive a tow rag. G'day, Gerald. A tow rag. Hey, um, so you know the car brand Peugeot, yeah?
Starting point is 00:52:45 Peugeot, yes. Used to call it Pierre Goods. Wait, be careful. What did you call it? Pierre Goods. Pierre Goods. Pierre Goods. That's a French car, right?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Peugeot, isn't it? Yeah. And where are you from, Gerald? Where's your accent from? Well, I am from Nigeria. Okay. And so I have always, like, called it Pierre Goods, but that was, like, when I was younger.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Yeah, there you go. I think they need a rebrand. I think they should call it how you say it, Gerald. Yeah, that sounded even more exotic. Finally, Casey, what's the thing you've been saying wrong for ages? It is viganer, as in salt and viganer chip. Wait, what did you say? Viganer.
Starting point is 00:53:34 I can't spell it because I can't say it. You've got to be very, very careful with that pronunciation. Yeah, I've been told it sounds like something to care. Yeah. Casey, say it again. Salt and... Viganer. Yeah, I've been told it sounds like something to care. Yeah. Casey, say it again. Sultan. Veganer. Can you say it right? If I severely think about it.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Can you say it right? If I severely think about it. Go on, severely think about it for us. Let's work together. I'm going to give you a drum roll. Let's build you up to it. You're going to say it correctly in three, two, one. Vinegar. Yes! Well done. Well done. Correctly in three, two, one. The nigger.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yes! Well done, well done. I'm not going to lie, Casey, I was really hoping you'd fail. I really wanted you to mess it up. Because it was going to be very funny. We'll go out on this last one from this text. My ex used to say, pyjamas. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I reckon that's why they're your ex. You're getting ready for bed? I'm just going to put my pyjamas on. Pyjamas in, what is it? Bananas in pyjamas. Bananas. Bree and Clint. Hey.
Starting point is 00:54:37 It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where you call us up. You say, this is what my birthday is, and we figure out what was the song topping the charts on your 16th birthday, and then we play our favourite one out of three. Anna's here.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hello. Anna, Anna. Anna. Anna. Okay, hi, Anna. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:55:01 Good, how are you? Good. Good, mate. What's your birthday, Anna? 1st of August, 1975. All right, Anna. How are you going? Good. How are you? Good. Good, mate. What's your birthday, Anna? 1st of August, 1975. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 1991. And let me take you back to your birthday.
Starting point is 00:55:15 And this would have been number one. Everything I do, I do it for you. It's Brian Adams. Sure is. Was this on a movie? Yes, I believe so. Do you like it, Anna? A little bit slow, but, you know, not too much.
Starting point is 00:55:37 You know, it is a little bit slow, but, I mean, Bryan Adams, what a talent. Yeah, he is a bit of a ledge. Okay, it was from Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. Oh, I like that movie. Yeah, that's where I remember it from. It's a great movie. Okay, cool, let's do a birthday banger for Matt. G'day, Matt.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Hello, Matt. Hey, all. Hey, all. You got big plans for the long weekend, Matt? Yeah, going out to town and then pretty much putting on the weekend. And sending it, am I right, Matt? Yeah, that's the one. Yes, Matty.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Oh, I've got such big plans. What's your birthday, Matt? 30th of December, 96th. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And on that day back in 2012, this was number one. Impossible, impossible. James Arthur. James Arthur James Arthur From X Factor UK
Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah Yeah Well Britain's got talent One of them One of those Yeah This is huge I mean this is not going to jazz you up
Starting point is 00:56:36 For the long weekend But it's a good song right Matt Yeah it's not too bad It's alright Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Not the best one we've heard.
Starting point is 00:56:45 You're not going to send it to a bit of James Arthur. Matt goes up to the DJ. Hey, DJ, can you put James Arthur Impossible on? I really want to light up this dance floor. The DJ's like, impossible. And Matt's like, yeah, that song. I don't have it. No, impossible.
Starting point is 00:57:00 I don't have it. Yeah, that's the one. DJs love when you do that, eh? Oh, every DJ loves a request. Make sure you punish them. And if he doesn't play it after 15 minutes, make sure you go and ask him. Yeah, you go ride it on a napkin. Yeah, that's the one. DJs love when you do that, eh? Oh, every DJ loves a request. Make sure you punish them. And if he doesn't play it after 15 minutes, make sure you go and ask him. Yeah, you go ride it on a napkin.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Oh, yeah. And then try and get it in the booth. Make sure you ruin his night along with everybody else's with your request. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:57:18 Good, thank you, mate. Have you got big plans for the weekend? No, just going to enjoy the long weekend. Nice. Oh, you and me both, Sarah. to enjoy the long weekend. Nice. You and me both, Sarah. Sounds like a good time. What's your birthday? 20th of July, 1991.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Oh, so it's like a month away. Yeah. Okay, cool. Happy birthday for a month. Oh, not yet. Oh, hurry up then. I'm going to take my time. You were 16, Sarah, in 2007.
Starting point is 00:57:45 And on your birthday... Hey! Get to the point. You get T-Pain bartender, Sarah. How good? Nice banger. You're like, oh, if I do my maths right, your birthday's about 30 days.
Starting point is 00:58:01 That's approximately four weeks. Shush. I vote for that song to win birthday banger, by the way. I bet approximately four weeks. Shush. I vote for that song to win birthday bag by the way. I bet Matt wishes that was his song. Bartender.
Starting point is 00:58:11 So he can send it. Cast your vote. Okay, so we've got Brian Adams. And you know, that's, I mean, it's a great song. And then we've got,
Starting point is 00:58:20 I mean, James Arthur. And I haven't made my decision yet. I'm still, I mean, it's good. You've made my decision yet. I'm still, I mean, it's good. You've got 12 seconds. And then, yeah, I think I'm going to go Brian Adams. Wrong answer.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Go bartender. Sarah, you just won birthday burger. Congratulations. It's awesome. Have a good Arthur day. Bree and Clint. Producer Anastasia will finish up on this show at the end of this week. But look, she's not going too far.
Starting point is 00:58:48 She's staying in the company and we're very excited for her. But Something Clint. Not that music. Something we will miss is her vast indie music band knowledge. She's so hip. She goes to every festival You've never heard of Nah I really don't like this
Starting point is 00:59:07 She's Gen Z Yeah she's Gen Z She knows what's cool When she's singing that music She likes to start a sentence with You guys won't know this band but Yeah And then when we play stuff on ZM
Starting point is 00:59:18 She goes that was big like a year ago That's just traumatic Yeah you thought To sum it up Leigh Mavathius I've been listening to them for like four years bro You thought Takeover was released last year It's just traumatic. Yeah, you thought... To sum it up... Lee Mavathius. I've been listening to them for like four years, bro. No, you thought Takeover was released last year. It's two years old, three years old.
Starting point is 00:59:30 That's exactly what we're talking about. That's not indie. That's DMV. Look, here we go. Look, to sum it up, she's the person that goes to a festival and she goes to all those small tents because she likes to support the indie artists.
Starting point is 00:59:42 No, not to support the artists, just for the cred. No, it's discovering new music. So this afternoon, Anastasia, you're going to be put to the test. I've put together a little quiz to see just how much you know, and I like to call this game Band or Bogus. All right, producer Anastasia, here's how it works. I'm going to give you the name of a band or an artist and you just have to tell me if they're real or bogus.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Okay? Okay. First one. Is this a real band? Nessie and her beard. Nessie and her beard. Nessie and her beard. Bogus. You're saying that is a bogus band, not real?
Starting point is 01:00:31 Unfortunately, they are real, and here's a bit of the music. How do you not know this? This is right up your alley. But this is probably true. Okay, turn it off, turn it off. People are going to crash their cars with that sound. Okay, give her another one. She's none from one.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Okay, another one. Is this a real band or not? They are called That Time of the Month. You know what? I'm going to say that's real. No, that is a fake band. Why would anyone call their band that? Come on, Anastasia.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Why would anyone call their band Nissyium the Blah Blahs? All right, what about an artist? Let's go simple. This is Stitcher. Reb Fountain. What was it? Red Fountain? Reb?
Starting point is 01:01:14 Reb with a B. Yeah, let's say. Reb? Real? Yeah. Oh, you're lucky you got that one right because they're a Kiwi artist. Yeah. Reb Fountain is real. Well done. I think I've heard of. Rib Fountain is real.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Well done. I think I've heard of Rib Fountain. Yeah. Haven't seen them. Keen on a bit of Rib Fountain. What about, is this real or not, the Sloppy Apple Pies? Sorry, I knew this was real there.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Whoops. Made two years without doing that. I'm going to say, for the sake of it, no, I'm going to say no. What was the word? The sloppy apple pies. Obviously, you've never heard of them. No. Are they a real band?
Starting point is 01:01:52 No, because they're fake. Oh, cool. That's a fake band. Well done. So how many has she got so far? Two from four. Two from four. So you need these last two to get the cred that you have been preaching for the last couple of years.
Starting point is 01:02:04 To get your free laneway ticket. Is this a real band? Yeah. Pink turds in space. That's bogus. And if they're real, you should really be looking at where you're finding your music, right? Let's listen to some of Pink Turds in Space because they're real. Oh, these guys played a...
Starting point is 01:02:27 They slap. Pink Flamingo Pier. Did you not see them? Flamingo Pier. House music. Clint. Anastasia, they've been big for years now. They were big on Bebo.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Okay, you've got to get this one. This is the last one. If you want to walk out with any kind of musical cred, you've got to get this one, Anastasia. Okay, this is your make or break. Yeah. Real or fake band? Band or bogus?
Starting point is 01:02:49 Gay for Johnny Depp. Is that a band or is it bogus? Bogus. You're saying bogus? Yeah. I'm going to lock that in. It's a real band. That is gay for Johnny Depp Oh, I mean
Starting point is 01:03:09 Just some I mean, Clint, you and I know these bands Obviously Because we've been seeing them around the circuits for years Let's say we'll meet up Wellington Waterfront The Rock Stage Gembeam Homegrown
Starting point is 01:03:22 Should I see you there, front lift? To watch Yeah, but you won't know any of the bands. You won't know any of the bands. And can you bring me a seat? If you can bring me a seat, I'll come. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is
Starting point is 01:03:35 the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. I was talking to you about this earlier. I'd never heard of it, but you have the Jennifer Aniston salad. Dean's got goss on a salad. I can't wait to hear this. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Okay, let me explain.
Starting point is 01:03:51 For those of you who aren't across this and the millions that are, Courtney Cox once did an interview and she said that she and Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow ate this particular, it's a version of a Cobb salad, but with a few extra ingredients. She said i used to eat it every single day now she listed the ingredients and this became a tiktok viral
Starting point is 01:04:10 sensation you would go on tiktok type it in that jennifer aniston salad and you're going to see people influences all around the world making this exact salad which they believed and we all believed jennifer aniston ate every single day and Well, today she's actually come out and released the statement through her Elle magazine interview and said, I actually never ate that salad. Never had it. I've never had it. I had a different, she's like, I had like a Greek salad.
Starting point is 01:04:36 And so everyone who's done the TikTok videos, the dances, the hashtags, that wasn't a thing. It was not her salad. Sorry to be the bearer of this. Are you telling me that we can't believe everything we hear on the internet? Wild. What is this concept? I can't wrap my head around it.
Starting point is 01:04:57 I don't understand people who eat the same thing for lunch every day. Life's too short to eat the same thing. She's so rich as well. She could order in a pizza from Italy for lunch if she felt same thing. She's so rich as well. She could order in a pizza from Italy for lunch if she felt like it. She could get whatever she wanted, although I say that. We go to the pub on Fridays for our planning
Starting point is 01:05:14 meeting, Dean, and I've been getting the same thing every Friday for the past year. What's that? Three Heinekens? Yeah, my standard order three Heinekens and a Caesar salad. It's called a wet salad, yeah. And a Cobb salad.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the Cobb salad. Can't forget that. That's the latest on the Jennifer Aniston salad live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

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