ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st June 2022
Episode Date: June 21, 2022Bree put Producer Anastasia to the test. Someone blocked the motorway with their couch. We've all been pronouncing this artists name wrong. Kate Bush has made a lot of dosh from Stranger Things. See ...omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey what up, welcome to the podcast, it's Bree and Clint
Hello it's me again, Rachel Orr, I'm back
Hello everybody, it's the Queen
I'm here too
Your character sounds a lot like new producer Claudia
That's exactly what I was going for
You're nailing it
Other producer Ella here
Donks is here too.
Yeah.
Oh, you're good, eh, mate?
He wouldn't even say mate.
Hey, I can't do it.
Hi, guys.
It's Donks.
And I'm here too. The world's sexiest man, Robert Pattinson.
This is more of a physical
impersonation.
Can we isolate Alice saying,
oh.
For podcast listeners,
we should do celebrity doppelgangers
for the new producers
so they can, you know,
picture.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we're going to have to publish profiles of them.
I reckon we do like, you know,
player cards.
Yes.
Like in the Wheatback.
Like to meet the new producers.
With the All Blacks.
Yeah.
Anastasia, can you make those
before you leave, please?
Can mine be shiny?
Is this how people find out?
You know, I had a player card once when I played for this soccer club.
Did you?
Really?
That's so cool.
Do you still have one?
I'd have it somewhere in my stuff, but it's so embarrassing.
Mum and Dad will have it.
So they all took these glamour photos of our soccer team,
and then they made these player cards,
and they'd give them to the girls that would play in the younger grades.
And it was so embarrassing because we were so shit.
Like if you try hard, you could grow up to be...
Yes.
You could be semi-professional footballer Brie Thomas.
I was like, we're not even like professional.
We're just playing a bit of pub soccer.
The girl's like, I'm aiming a bit higher than this.
I hope I get a little bit further than this.
I want to go to the Olympics But this is nice
Hey one of the girls in my team
Went on to play cricket for Australia
For 10 years
She was so good at soccer
She went to play cricket for Australia
Or she was so bad at soccer
She went to play cricket for Australia
I played soccer with a lot of girls
Who played in the Matildas
Thank you very much
Did I play in the Matildas?
No
But they did
That's okay
You've played footsie with a lot of girls
okay that joke works somehow i don't know i loved you in the background i got a question about cards
as i was going to ask on the podcast today because we're moving house at the moment
what do you do with old birthday cards throw them out you hold them for two years and then
you chuck them yeah make sure there's no money wow, wow. This is wildly different to what I thought.
Keep someone close to you. Like, what if your grandma
dies? You'll want your grandma's
cards. Yeah, so you can copy the writing for
a tattoo. Yeah.
Okay. Imagine a tattoo that said
here's five dollars, love you lot.
I'd love to get that tattoo. I'll get one too.
Great idea. You want to get one? Yeah.
Have you got a tattoo? You've got tattoos. I've got a couple, yeah.
So, just back to the cards quickly.
Consensus's Chuckum.
I keep them. Is it Chuckum? No, I
literally did a clean on the weekend and
I filed them.
I've got dozens. Chuckum.
Really? Yeah.
It's such a raw, unless it's something
that just says, happy birthday, love
Auntie Jan. Chuck it. But what if
someone writes a nice message in there
what are you ever
going to use it for
do you ever
think to yourself
I'm crying
do you ever think to yourself
might get out
some of those cards
and have a read of them
I do do that all the time
no you don't
I do
it's not what I expected
from you
you're the most sentimental
person I've met
I really thought
you would be a keeper
I keep certain stuff
but like just from
any day Joe blows.
Like I keep stuff from my mum.
Yeah.
And my partner.
Also a legend.
That's about it.
Cards.
You keep their cards.
Yeah.
Right, so it's selective which cards you keep.
Selective, depending on who.
God, you just accumulate shit over your life.
I've got so much just crap.
You should see the crap at my parents house of
mine that's still there yeah yeah i listened to a thing recently it was about i forget what it was
anyways this woman was talking about how they're renovating their house and took like 18 months
they put their whole house into storage and they lived off like the bare essentials just the
appliances they needed and then when the house was finally finished they're like shit we've got
all that stuff in storage they went to the storage locker and they went, we don't need any of this.
We've lived 18 months without any of it and we don't miss any of it.
Why would we unload this back into our house?
It was one of my favorite things when I went to film Treasure Island.
I was staying in this tiny little, it was like an apartment, but at this motel.
So it just had a little kitchen and one bedroom and a bathroom.
And it was so nice. I was like, this is all I need.
I don't need anything else.
And I could clean up in two seconds.
I was like, this is great. Oh, if my house was empty
it would be so tidy.
That's all I think about. Anyway, okay, good. Brutal
but good. I'll start chucking out grandma's
cards. Yeah, just get rid of them.
Not grandma's. Keep grandma's. Everyone else
is gone. Just keep ones
That are sentimental
Do you write anything in it
Unless there's like a nice
Really nice note in there
I couldn't read my grandma's handwriting
So that's an issue
Did you collect the money in it
And you've got the money already
Yeah yeah yeah
Okay yeah took the card
She used to give us bonus bonds
Oh holy shit
It's unreal
Well no
It wasn't that good
Cause
10 bucks
Yeah
Did you win any bonds
I think I won 2020 over the years.
I have no idea what the conversation is.
Bonus bonds.
What's a bonus bond?
You put your money in the bank, into the scheme,
and it doesn't earn any interest,
but it's in a weekly draw for cash.
Sounds like a scam.
But you can take the money out at any time,
so you don't lose the money.
If you put $100 into bonus bonds, it will be there forever
and it's in the drawer every week for money.
To win bonds.
And they draw like a million dollars a month.
It's very exciting.
They just stopped it like a year ago, correct?
Yeah.
Right.
Back to Producer Claude.
I want to know what tattoos you've got because there's no one else
in the team that's ever had tattoos except for me. Oh, no, Ben had tattoos. Ben had tattoos, but I want to know what tattoos you've got because there's no one else in the team that's ever had tattoos except for me. Oh really? Oh no, Ben had tattoos
Ben had tattoos but
I want to know what tattoos. Ben had a compass tattooed on his body
so when he was hiking, if he got lost
he couldn't know which way to go
He's smart
Pity the compass didn't move
I've got three tattoos
I've got a kauru on my arm for my mum
I've got a rosemary on my ankle for my nana
and I've got a mungleu on my arm for my mum I've got a rosemary on my ankle for my nana And I've got a mungberry on my arm for myself
So it's all
Yes
All garden related
True
Technically
Didn't think of that
That's really cool
Would you get any more?
Oh yeah probably
I was so commitment phobic about it for ages
Have you got some?
Yeah
Ella
I didn't know you've got some
Look at my cat
Hang on I'll stand up Meow I'll put you Do your pants back up now Have you got some, Ella? Yeah, I've got some more. I didn't know you've got some. Look at my cat.
Hang on, I'll stand up.
Meow.
Meow.
Do your pants back up now.
Okay, one second. I wouldn't have got the tattoo of a cat there.
It's on my arm.
It's on my arm.
Sorry, Ella.
I'm just joking with you.
That was good.
I like it.
I like all your guys' tattoos.
Yeah, we'll get some more like yours too.
Bree's got a nice Taylor Swift one.
Do you?
I've got a 13.
My favourite's your neck tattoo.
Thank you.
Do you have it?
I liked, I mean, I was going to get it on my face like Mike Tyson,
but I thought neck's more feminine.
I like the little teardrop under your eye.
It makes me sadder.
Hey, guys, who's keen?
Bree and Clint's gap week Tattoos
Matching tattoos
Done
Keen
Keen
I'm gone anyway
It doesn't matter
I'm not committing to it
That's why I left
I didn't want a tattoo
I love producer Claude
He's like
I'm not putting anything
In audio
I'm not doing that
I don't want Clint
To clip the audio
For later
Yeah that's a contract
That's a verbal contract
Legally binding
Looks like it's you and me mate
One question
Do you think face tats are hot
Yeah Yeah they are You're 21 You'll never regret that Nah you won't Verbal contracts legally binding. Looks like it's you and me, mate. One question. Do you think face tats are hot?
Yeah.
Yeah, they are, right?
You're 21.
You'll never regret that.
Nah, you won't. Not doing that.
Here's the podcast, everybody.
Bye.
No, that's the end.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrim.
Bree and Clint.
What time is it?
Three, two, one.
Hey, it's Bree and Clint!
G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint.
You forgot your name, I understand.
No, I didn't forget anything, mate.
No, it sounded... you paused.
No, I'm changing the intonation on my sentences to keep things interesting.
You sounded like
Anchorman then.
Yeah, I'm just changing up
the way that I speak
to keep things,
you know,
keep them guessing.
Right.
Yeah.
Never let them know
your next move.
Okay.
I don't know if I like it,
but it might grow on me.
Okay.
Well, just give it a chance.
It's like the Drake album, right?
You've got to give it a chance.
Oh, I gave that a chance.
Drake's like,
please give it a chance.
I gave it a chance yesterday at five o'clock when we played that song. Drake's like, please, please give it a chance. Drake's like, please give it a chance. I gave it a chance yesterday at 5 o'clock
when we played that song. Please, please give it
a chance. I made 14 house music
songs. I know I'm a rapper, but please.
Just trust me. It's like that
time I did Degrassi High.
Yeah, please. And I was an actor on that
show. Yeah. And then I went into
rapping. There's only so many sad
boy songs you can handle
from a multi-illionaire, eh?
You know?
At some point you're like, all right, man.
All right, yeah, cool.
Yeah, okay.
It's just not believable.
Shout out Drake if you're listening.
I'd love to go on that plane sometime.
Drizzy.
Champagne puppy.
My boy.
He's so rich, that guy.
Today on the show, we have brand new Beyonce music dropping.
We are expecting it in our inbox at 4 o'clock. We will play it
for you as soon as we receive
it. Loki, quite excited
about this. I heard rumours
it's Halo Part 2.
Which I am
fizzing for. Yeah, well Halo
fans will be excited. Yeah.
Plus, we're going to play the name game before 5 o'clock.
You can win yourself some KFC chicken dollars.
There's lots of fun stuff coming up on the show today.
Yeah, including right now where you can win yourself $50 thanks to KFC
if you want to play tradie versus lady.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We found out last week when your mum was here that she went and saw Top Gun,
walked out of the cinema and then turned around and went right back in
and watched it again.
She's an interesting woman, my mother.
She did a back-to-back.
Yeah.
Can you imagine what she's going to be like for the Elvis movie?
Oh, my God.
It's three hours long.
We're not going to hear from her for a week.
When is she going to pee?
She's going to have to dehydrate herself.
She takes a bottle into the cinema.
Does she?
Yeah.
She's all class, that woman.
Love her.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
All right, the tradies versus the ladies for your Tuesday.
Score update.
The tradies sitting on 54 wins.
The ladies sitting on 41.
The gap stays about the same.
The tradies had two good weeks, and they just can't be reined in.
Let's go to our lady first.
She's 35 years old.
She's from Westport, and she has a twin sister.
Welcome to the show, Tessa.
G'day, Tessa.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thanks.
Are we talking identical twin, or?
Yes.
You are.
Really?
You ever mess with your boyfriends at high school?
No.
Oh, we did once, but they caught on pretty quick.
Yeah, good.
That's a test.
A test to see if it's true love.
Sorry?
What gave it away?
The foul mouth that is me.
All right, we'll rein that in for the game, Tessa.
We'll meet your opposition.
He's 24.
He lives in Auckland and he plays soccer.
Welcome to the show.
It's Drew.
G'day, Drew.
Hey there.
I'm sensing your right wing.
Nah, I'm not.
No, sweeper.
I'm the striker.
Oh, so close.
Right wing, striker, same thing.
He's the superstar.
Okay, here we go.
Drew, your buzzer is tradie.
Tessa, yours is lady.
First to three points, gets $50 cash.
Thanks to our mates at KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one. Reports out today that Kate Bush is cleaning up after a popular show used her song
Running Up That Hill over 40 years after its original release.
What popular Netflix show featured her song?
Lady.
Yes, Tessa?
Stranger Things.
It was, of course, Stranger Things.
One point to the ladies.
Question number two.
There is new Beyonce music dropping at 4pm today.
Name the girl group she rose to fame in.
Lady.
Yes, Tessa.
Destiny's Child.
It's Spot on the Money.
You're so casual too, Tessa.
You're so chill.
Thank you.
Question number three. You can perform
a down shower here, Tessa, if you win this one.
This could be for the win. Okay.
Okay. Buzz in
when you can tell me who sings this song.
I wanna make love
Lady. Tessa.
For the win. Asha.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh.
She's a lady. Tessa
you couldn't be beat
this afternoon
you beat our tradie
hands down
it's a down trowel
so Drew
you have to drop your dacks
and walk around the site now
okay
yeah well there
don't worry
we'll put Cotton Eye Joe
on for you next Drew
so it's not as weird
this is a really strange story
one of well no it's not that weird. Bree and Clint. This is a really strange story. One of, well, no, it's not that strange.
It's, it's, it's full on, I guess.
One of Elon Musk's kids is legally changing their name
because they don't want to be associated with him anymore.
This is not Control-Alt-Delete, his recent kid.
No, it's not QWERTY Keyboard, the latest kid.
No, no.
That's the one he had with Grimes.
Yeah, that's not this kid.
This is an adult child.
Right.
Okay.
So Elon's transgender daughter was named Xavier Alexander Musk at birth.
She's now 18.
And now that she's turned 18, she wants to change her name.
She wants a brand new name. I mean, fair enough.
She'd also want to, you know, change her name
so it suits who she is.
Her identity, absolutely.
New name, Vivian Jenna Wilson.
Wilson is her mum's last name.
Right.
In America, which this is all very normal.
So she's taken her mum's name.
Yeah, yeah.
I think my cousins did something similar to this
because their dad wasn't around.
Yeah, fair enough.
Anyway, in America you have to give a reason
for why you want to change your name.
Okay.
Listen to Vivian's reason.
So underneath reason, it says,
gender identity and the fact I no longer live with
or wish to be related to my biological father
in any way, shape or form.
She hates him.
Yeah, it sounds like she does not have a
good relationship there. Elon Musk
is one of those people where
I think if you are that intelligent
you're always going to be a bit weird, eh?
Yeah. And he's that successful.
He's done videos where he says he basically
lives at the Tesla plant
and he works 20 hours a day
and sleeps for four and he doesn't leave,
which doesn't leave much room for a family, does it?
I always think about it like people who are that smart
like find it hard to interact with people who aren't on their level.
Yeah, sure.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
They don't understand like certain social cues or whatever
because they're so intelligent.
But it's no excuse for neglecting the kid.
Of course it's not.
Anyway, she's out.
She's like, screw you, bruh.
I don't want the Musk last name.
It is a bold call when he is, and I know money's not everything.
I mean, he is the richest man in the world.
Well, she might change her mind later on,
but it sounds like she's not.
When she needs a house deposit.
Sounds like she's not going to.
No, no, and fair enough too.
Yeah.
I thought we could ask if anyone listening to our show this afternoon
has changed their name for any reason, for family reasons,
for you're just like, oh, I don't like this name.
I want to be called Thor.
There's a girl.
And you just change it yourself.
There's that girl on MasterChef Australia at the moment
that talks about how she changed her name.
Right.
I can't remember what her original name was.
It was something like Stephanie or something like that.
Yeah.
And her name is Harry now.
Okay, that's quite a big change.
Yeah, and she said...
What's the reason?
She just said she never ever felt like a Stephanie,
if that's what the name was.
It never fit who she was.
She just thought the name didn't suit her.
Well, I think it was more about her identity
and this journey she's on.
And she's like, you know, Harry feels like me.
What about that when I went to university
and I rebranded from Clinton to Clint?
Does that count?
Is that the same thing?
Oh, I don't think that's the same thing.
Nah, it's a bit different.
Because when do you do the rebrand where you shorten Clint again?
Drop the N.
I can't wait for that.
I hope we're still working together.
I reckon it's the 20th anniversary of that joke for me personally.
No, it never gets old.
Oh, $800 at M.
We want to know, did you change your name?
And are you willing to share with us what your old name and your new name is?
Brianne Clint.
Elon Musk's daughter wants to change her name because, quote,
she no longer lives with or wants to be related to her biological father
in any way, shape or form.
That's on the legal document.
That's what it says.
I mean, she's not shy about saying what she thinks.
No, absolutely not.
She's clearly had enough.
I don't care how many billions you have, Dad.
You're still a bit of an arse.
Do you reckon she didn't get a Tesla for her super sweet 16th?
Who knows?
Up yours, Dad.
I'm out.
Remember I told you about that friend of mine?
I used to work with him.
His name was Chase Jones.
No.
And I believe he had the middle name Peter.
Oh, okay. No. And I believe he had the middle name Peter. Oh, okay. I think.
And he legally, on his
driver's license and his birth certificate
changed his middle name from
Peter to Danger. Oh, that's right.
Yeah. So his name was
Chase Danger Jones.
Just so he could say... Danger's
my middle name. Yeah, right.
I quite liked it. I think Johnny Danger
might have legally changed his... Yeah, could have. Named Danger as name. Yeah, right. I quite liked it. I think Johnny Danger might have legally changed his
Yeah, could have.
named Danger as well.
Yeah.
Not sure.
RIP Johnny Danger.
Let's go to some calls.
Hello, caller.
Hello, caller.
That's you.
We're not using your name yet
because we're going to ask
what your name used to be.
Hello, caller.
Is that me?
Yeah, that's you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, caller.
Ready, hold on.
I'll turn down the radio. Okay, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, caller. Ready, hold on. I'll turn down the radio.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll just wait here.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
There you are.
Yeah, cool.
Here I am.
There we are.
Were you doing a reverse park or just a straight beeline into the park?
I'm just pulling over right now.
Nice.
That's what we like.
Safety first. If you can
multitask, what did your name used to be? Sarah. Sarah. Okay, pretty stock standard name. And what's
your name now? Sassy. What is it? Sassy. Sassy. Did you legally change your name from Sarah to Sassy? Yes, I did. Wow.
Yeah, I was called Sassy since I was a baby, like as a nickname,
and it just stuck forever.
So I decided that I'd eventually change it so I didn't have to explain to people when they say, oh, is that your real name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sassy, can I ask, like going from a Sarah, a pretty stock standard common name,
like, you know, when you go to a souvenir store.
You'll always find Sarah.
You'll always find Sarah on the key rings.
How do you go now finding Sassy on the key rings?
Nah, not anywhere.
Not anywhere, no.
You can never find anything.
Is there a lot of pressure on you to always bring the Sass
now that you've legally committed to the name Sassy?
I've always
naturally bought the sass anyway.
That's her nickname, Clint.
Sassy. Well, she got it when she was a baby.
Yeah, true. So you don't know.
Yeah, that's true.
What came first, the nickname or the personality? We may never know.
Is it a hard process legally changing
your name and how much money does it cost?
Nah, it was pretty easy.
It cost about, I'll say around 150, somewhere around there.
Oh, that's not too bad.
So we could change...
Pulled out some paperwork, sent it in and done.
We could change Breeze for a wacky radio stunt sometime.
Oh, can't wait.
We could do a promo called The Wheel of Names.
Don't, sassy.
Don't get on board.
We could come up with a new name for Breeze.
Don't get on board.
Just change your middle name.
Could be like Bree Baked Beans or something.
Hey, I don't mind that.
Damn, she is sassy.
That's good.
You know, that's quite original.
What about this text from someone who said, I changed the spelling of my name.
I went from Jason, J-A-S-O-N, to Jason, J-A-Y-S-O-N.
No, Jason.
Why would you add a Y in?
Jason, no.
You're just making it more complicated.
No, why do people do this?
You know when someone's like, oh, my parents called me Alicia,
but they spelled it with a Z and three sixes.
Just spell it Alicia.
Yeah, okay.
Well, thanks, Jason, with a Y.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy's here with Goss on Khloe Kardashian
Who after that big cheating scandal
In the latest episode
May already be back on the market Dean
Hi guys yeah here's the deal on this one
Apparently the rumour in Hollywood is that Khloe Kardashian
Is dating a new man
Shocker though it's not an athlete
It's not a basketballer He is quote a new man. Shock her, though. It's not an athlete. It's not a basketballer.
He is, quote, a private equity investor.
So he's some rich and, I'm sure, good-looking banker.
That's what she needs.
I'm happy about this.
I hope it's true.
This is kind of the rumor they've been seeing together.
Apparently, they were introduced through Kim Kardashian.
I think she needs someone like a serious, awesome businessman
who isn't out there trying to become a reality star or an athlete or anything.
I think she needs like a good, rich, nice guy.
It won't last, Dean.
It won't last.
Why not?
Because if Kris Jenner gets word of this, she will go,
Look, Chloe, here's the situation.
Your failed relationships have kept this show going for the last six seasons.
You're very relatable.
So you need to either date a footballer or I will go out on a limb,
maybe a golfer.
Tiger Woods.
Have you thought about Tiger Woods?
Get back with Tristan.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, Tiger Woods.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tiger Woods would be good.
Either that or she gets in the ear of the private equity guy
and she goes, how much is it going to cost for you to cheat on her?
What are we looking at?
We need a ratings.
This is awful, by the way.
No, I'm happy for her.
I'm actually, if it's true, and I think you're right, Dean.
I think it's exactly what she needs.
You know, someone that's a little bit more neutral,
a little bit more level-headed.
Plus, I've seen that new house of hers.
She needs someone to get her finances in line.
The size of that pantry alone.
She's spending too much money.
Her pantry.
She needs to rein it in.
Her pantry is the same size as my living room.
Yeah, I reckon.
It's ridiculous.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
One of the biggest songs everyone has been talking about
in the last month or so is Kate Bush's Running Up That Hill.
Yeah.
It's a song from 1985, originally released by Kate Bush,
but back in the charts over the last month
because it was featured in the latest season of Stranger Things. Yeah.
I've got a mate called Nato who's older than us.
Yes. And he remembers when this song
was released originally. Really? I saw his
Facebook status yesterday that said
running up that hill sucked the first time
around and I can't believe kids are
falling for it again now. No!
I commented and I said that is a
bad take. Low blow. That is a bad
take. It's a low blow.
But look, people are loving it because in the past three weeks,
like I think in the last week it's picked up about 48 million
global streams on Spotify.
Wow.
And then the week before that it was 57 million.
And then the week before that 32 million.
I wonder if it had that many streams at all before this.
No, I'm pretty sure it didn't.
You know, because it predates streaming.
It would have been up there,
but it wouldn't have been getting that kind of traffic.
It's currently sitting in the number one spot in New Zealand.
Amazing.
Australia.
Amazing.
Sweden.
Wow.
Switzerland.
Yeah.
The UK.
Okay.
And I think it's around number four in the US charts at the moment.
I love the stuff.
Like, I love... It's crazy. I love the stuff. Like I love.
It's crazy.
I think everybody loves a comeback and an underdog
and that's both of these things, right?
She never got to number one originally.
No.
But 40 years later, the world's like, go on.
Here she is.
Get up there, Kate.
And I think the main question a lot of people would want to know is.
Who are we doing next?
Yeah, who's going to gonna make it who do we
pick next to bring back um is it rick astley is it ricky martin who are we gonna are we gonna
well you know sky's the limit uh but my question and my mind always goes to i wonder how much money
she's making off of this you know success now yeah yeah. Yeah, and it won't be, well, I feel like it won't be mega
because streaming is something else, right?
You get 0.004 cents per stream.
It's not a lot.
No.
We know.
We released that song.
Remember we released that?
We made $300 off that song.
You paid for our dinner, wasn't it?
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
I did some research and apparently
Kate Bush doesn't license
her music out hardly ever.
And so the people from Stranger Things knew
that and they really wanted the song. So they
actually sent her over the scripts
and the scenes of where the song
will be used. Anyway, so that's why
she said yes and I feel like it was
a great decision because
I've done the calculations.
So it's around about 137 million streams in three weeks just on Spotify.
So let's just concentrate on that
because there's a lot of other stuff involved.
So about that many streams.
From my calculations,
she would have gotten about $800,000 in royalties.
Not bad.
From Spotify.
But, I mean, that's just Spotify.
There's physical sales, downloads.
There's other platforms that it's being used on.
So I was probably right with my million dollars.
Yeah, around about.
Around about a million dollars.
And she probably, you know, she'll make more.
Someone will pay her to use it on something else now.
Yeah.
Someone will go, we've got to have that Kate Bush song
or get one of her other songs or something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you imagine Cyndi Lauper?
She's like, come on.
She's got her fingers crossed.
She's like, when's my bloody turn?
This girl wants to have fun, please.
I still want to bloody have fun.
Bree and Clint.
Yesterday, actually, police had to coast part of Auckland's northern motorway
because someone spilled their load all over the motorway.
They dropped their load.
This is terrifying, actually.
It is.
I always think about this when I'm following someone with stuff on a trailer
or it's tied around their roof.
Yes.
And I'm like, have you tied
it down properly? I've called the police
while following someone
with an unsecured load before
to be like, it was
furniture and you know if you don't put the drawers
in properly and you face the drawers and they're like
hanging out of the thing, I'm like, these drawers are going to
fall out, they're going to bounce off the motorway
they're going to go through my windscreen just like Final Destination
so I've gone to the passenger's lane and I called the police and they're like, stay with the car sir, we're going to fall out. They're going to bounce off the motorway. They're going to go through a windscreen just like Final Destination. So I got into the passenger's lane
and I called the police
and they're like,
stay with the car, sir.
We're going to find the car.
Stay in pursuit.
You're such a Karen.
No, I was trying to help.
I was trying to help.
I tried to get up beside the guy
and be like,
your drawer's around.
Why down your window?
And he pulled the fingers at me.
He's like,
leave me alone.
Anyway, your loss.
This person yesterday on the
Northern Motorway, it was
a couch, an armchair
that fell off.
Quite a big item. Luckily
it was at the on-ramp so they weren't doing
like a 100k. It wasn't like a 100km
couch. Don't know if they
knew it came off. You know how quite
often people will lose things and just carry
on and have absolutely no idea. Then they'll get to their new
flat and they'll go, where's my armchair?
Now how funny is it when you see
Ismond on ramp bro?
You've seen something on the motorway
someone's lost something and then like
a kilometre up the road a car's pulled
over and they've realised that far.
Yep, yep, yep. The
New Zealand Police Facebook page
posted about this.
They've used it as a... Has anyone lost a count?
Close.
They're using it as a learning experience.
They wrote...
It's quite good from the police
because it was an armchair.
They wrote,
who has been a lazy boy or girl
and not secured their load properly?
And they've put up the motorway video of it.
It's good from them.
The New Zealand Herald have published this story
with an equally good headline.
They've written,
so close yet so far.
Oh, no.
So close yet so far.
So far.
So far.
I get it, so far.
Did you know that if something falls off your car
while you're driving,
the fine is 600 bucks? Is it? if you lose something on the motorway?
Well, it probably should be more because you could kill someone.
You could kill someone, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I feel like $600 slap on the wrist considering the risks.
Let's talk about unsecured loads, though,
and things that you've lost off your car or off your trailer
while you've been driving.
You want to do this at 4.20?
Yeah, I want to hear the things that people have put on the car
and then when you got to the destination,
the thing was no longer on the car anymore.
Imagine a fridge coming off the back of a trailer.
A fridge would be a shocker.
I've seen some mattresses on the top of cars
that have had a life of their own in the wind
because they strap it on the top of the car
and they can't see it,
but the mattress is waving around
like one of those things outside a car yard.
Yeah, that's terrifying.
Have you ever seen the video,
I think it's a photo of a guy on a moped
and he's got a barbecue,
like he's put his head through the legs of the barbecue,
but he's riding on the moped
and the barbecue is sitting on his body?
Jesus, no.
Terrifying.
Google it.
You know, I've helped a friend move a couch with a car before.
Yeah.
And it's a real weird story, but this friend of mine, her name's Amy,
she used to live around the corner from me.
Yeah.
And this is when we were quite young and, you know,
you couldn't really afford furniture.
Or trailers.
Or trailers, exactly.
And she calls me up one night and she says, hey, are you at home?
And I was like, yeah, I've had a few drinks, but I'm at home.
She goes, can you walk to my house?
There's a free couch just down the road from my place.
I want to go get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, yeah, sweet.
I'll be over there soon.
Anyway, so I walked down to her place and she's like,
what my idea is is we drive my car, which was like,
I think it was a Holden Astra.
Oh, yeah, a little car.
Two-door Astra.
Yeah.
And she goes, let's drive my car down there
and then we'll just put the couch up onto the roof
and we'll just slowly drive it back up the street.
And I was like, are you joking?
She goes, that's the only way to do it.
Did it work?
So we drove this car down there
and there's this couch sitting on this trailer outside this house and it was a white couch.
Anyway, so we've managed to get this couch kind of half in the boot
and I had to stand.
This is so illegal, by the way.
It's in a suburban street but still don't do this at home.
And I was the one that was tasked with holding the couch.
It was teetering in the boot.
So I was walking the couch as she was driving.
Anyway, we got the couch back up to her place.
We got it inside.
And then in the next couple of days,
I see this post on our community Facebook page
that someone's stolen this couch.
Yeah, it was on a trailer.
I was going to say, that's not a free couch.
She told me it was free.
That's someone else's couch.
And then I called her and I said, do you know that wasn't a free couch? She goes, I've just seen it. I'm going to go, that's not a free couch. She told me it was free. That's someone else's couch. And then I called her and I said, do you know that wasn't a free couch?
She goes, I've just seen it.
I'm going to go talk to the people.
What fell off your car?
Someone had a major mirror yesterday on Auckland's northern motorway
over on the shore when their armchair fell off the car onto the motorway.
Cop had to shut the lane, get out, move the couch off the side of the road.
Not very relaxing.
No, no.
He's like, I'm meant to be solving ram raids and I'm out here moving someone's furniture.
This is not the job.
But you're right, at least he could have a little sit down when the road was clear.
He could recline.
Yeah.
So we're asking you, what fell off your car when you were driving, when you were moving?
What was it?
Dean's here.
G'day, Dean.
G'day, Dean.
Hello. How are you guys? Good, thanks. What was it? Dean's here. G'day, Dean. G'day, Dean. Hello.
How are you guys?
Good, thanks.
What didn't you tie down properly, Dean?
So I was working for a drone company about 20 years ago, and I just started with them.
And, you know, the water meter boxes that are in your back house, your water meter for
your home?
Yeah.
It's a little plastic box.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I somehow didn't tie them on my truck properly,
and I lost about 60 on the Northwestern motorway.
60 of them.
How much does a water meter cost?
Well, water meters can cost about $100,
but these are just the plastic boxes.
Oh.
That house your water meter.
No.
What a mess to clean up.
So I had about four people that, thankfully,
were helping me put the boxes quickly on my truck.
But unfortunately, a cop car came,
and I got a fine, yeah, $600.
It is $600.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that was 20 years ago.
So I'm quite surprised it's still the same.
You'd be trying to get out of there as quickly as possible, eh,
so the cops didn't see you. Like, shit, just
chuck him on the truck, chuck him on the truck, I've got to go. Please,
hurry up. I was, but
I wasn't quick enough. Yeah, bugger.
Okay, alright. Well, good to know the fine is
600 bucks. Thank you, Dean. Someone on the text
machine said, my mate did a
wheel up on my car and it felt
fine after a few kilometres, so I
stopped and then I watched the wheel
roll away in front of me.
How terrifying.
Thank God you weren't going like 100km around a corner or something.
That's so scary.
That's like a comedy program, watching the wheel roll off.
You know what happened to my dad?
Did it?
He bought that Datsun, that old school Datsun he's got, and he chained one of the tyres on it
and then the wheel came off and it ripped the guard off the whole car. I knew he didn't know much about
cars, that man. Careful. I knew he didn't know his way around the
wheel nut. Renee's here. G'day, Renee. Hi, Renee.
Kia ora te whanau. How are you today? Good, thank you, mate. What was it that
wasn't tied down on the car properly? Oh my God. So this was
somebody asked.
I was coming up to some light,
then I saw a ute in front of me with this real big, like, formica tabletop.
Oh, yeah?
And I thought it wasn't secured.
I thought, oh, that's what it does.
So he stopped suddenly at the light.
The tabletop just comes straight through,
skidding across my bonnet,
and stops right before the windscreen,
then flings back and lands onto the road.
Man, that was it for me that day.
I thought I was all over.
Yeah, you were.
That was like Final Destination.
Literally, poor thing.
And what happened afterwards, Renee?
I'd love to hear.
What did this guy say?
So he stayed in the car while two of his mates chucked it on top
and then they just carried on their way.
You're kidding. They didn't come and apologise
to you? No, no, they were gone.
I would
have repped him a
new one. I was just such
a fright, you know. I was just like, oh.
I would have really hit him where it
hurts and got a biro pen and marked
the table up real good.
Get some
keys out, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just scratch up on the table.
Yeah, take this.
Oh, my God, this next text.
Yeah.
You wait.
Someone has texted her and they said,
My father-in-law was shifting a cow in a horse float to his farm.
As you do.
At some point, going through the local town,
the ramp at the back fell down
and the cow walked out of the back of the float whilst
he was driving.
This is so good.
They got ages up the road before they realised and had to go back and find her.
She was having a great time eating someone's lawn when they found her.
Cute.
They lost a cow off the back.
Nat's here. G'day, Nat. Hi, Nat. Hey, the back. Nat's here.
G'day, Nat.
Hi, Nat.
Hey, afternoon, team.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Tell us, was it you that lost something off the back of the car?
Well, it was technically mine, but no, it was my now husband,
but it was boyfriend at the time.
Yes.
My mum was moving house and asked me to move the brand new washing machine I'd brought as a 19-year-old
out and out to his parents' house.
Yeah.
So he loaded it up on the ute and I'm like,
okay, so should we like strap this down?
And he's like, nah, nah, nah, it'll be all good.
It's fine.
Like it's heavy.
It won't go anywhere.
And I was like, okay, nah, nah. It'll be all good. It's fine. Like, it's heavy. It won't go anywhere. And I was like,
okay then. We're heading south out of Rotorua
and lo and behold
we hit the 100k zone and the washing machine
flew off the back. No!
Yep. Smashed all over
State Highway 1. Yeah.
People are so gung-ho, eh?
They don't tie anything down. They just chuck their
bags, their dogs, their kids in the back of the ute,
and they're like, she'll be right.
Yeah, yeah.
Nat was heading out to his parents' house,
and let's just say there was a slight domestic on the side of the road.
I bet there was.
Can't have been too bad, though, Nat.
You still married him.
It was brand new.
I feel sweethearts.
What can I say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This might make you feel better.
Someone else has text through and they said,
I watched a fridge still in the box fly straight off the back of the ute
on the motorway in Auckland.
Luckily, no other cars got hit.
A fridge.
A motorway is way worse, I have to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm glad it was an isolated highway.
Yeah, totally.
Oh, yeah, totally.
That makes it way better than that.
Plus, that fridge was in a box. That'll be fine. That'll be good to go. Yeah. totally. Oh, yeah, totally. That makes it way better than that. Plus, that fridge was in a box.
That'll be fine.
That'll be good to go.
Yeah, boxes.
They've got polystyrene in there.
Super protective.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Easy game.
You've got to guess celebrity names as fast as you can.
Grace is going to take you on today, Bree.
Hi, Grace.
G'day, Grace.
G'day.
How are you guys going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Or as they call her when she plays games like this, Amazing Grace. Oh, Grace. G'day, Grace. G'day. How are you guys going? Good, thank you, mate. Or as they call her when she plays games like this, Amazing Grace.
Oh, hey.
Amazing Grace.
Okay, Grace.
Here's how the game works.
I'll throw out a name.
You need to be the first person back with two celebrities who use that name as part
of their name.
Like, for instance, if I said Ben, you would say-
Stiller.
Stiller.
Affleck.
Affleck.
Ben.
Ben. Ben. Smith from the Affleck. Affleck. Ben. Ben.
Ben.
Smith from the All Blacks.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Good, good, good.
Yeah, good work, good work.
Don't worry, that one was not an active round.
That was just a tester.
Okay?
You say one name, you claim that celebrity, okay?
If you say it first, you claim that one.
So you can also use...
It doesn't have to be their first or like...
Like it can be a part of their name, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So like if it was Grace, I could say Chloe Grace Moretz.
Chloe Grace Moretz.
Chloe Grace Moretz.
Yes, or you could say Grace Kelly.
Yes.
Either or.
Either way.
Yep, that would work.
Okay, here we go.
First to three wins 50 KFC chicken dollars in the name game.
First person to give me two famous Kellys.
Clarkson.
Clarkson.
One to Bree.
Roland.
And Roland, two to Bree.
Kelly Clarkson.
Oh, Kelly Clarkson.
That was two seconds.
Yeah, I know.
It's that fast.
Kelly was...
All right, Bree, let's go.
Come on, let's go, Grace.
Yeah, yeah, get back in the game, Grace.
You know what, Grace?
I always start strong and then my brain goes to mush.
Well, I just got off work, so my brain is mush.
Yeah, there's a couple of obvious ones there for Kelly, okay?
The next ones might take a little bit longer.
Okay.
First person to give me two famous...
Anthony's.
Hopkins.
Hopkins, one to Grace.
Anthony... Oh, Van Der Isch. Anthony's Hopkins Hopkins One to Grace Anthony Oh
Banderas
Anthony what?
No that's Antonio
That's Antonio
Yeah no it's Antonio
Anthony
My brain's just like
I've got four of them written down in front of me
I always go to say Anthony Kalia
Which you guys don't know who that is
Oh my So we've got you guys don't know who that is.
Oh, my God.
So we've got Hopkins.
I don't know, Grace.
I have no idea.
There's a famous TV chef or food reviewer with Anthony in his name.
Anthony.
There's a Director General of Health in America with Anthony in his name.
What?
There's J-Lo's ex-husband.
What's his name? Oh, my God. Man, you guyshusband. What's his name?
Man, you guys are shocking.
What about Mark Anthony?
Oh.
Anthony Fauci.
Who's that?
He's the Director General of Health in America. Oh, I mean, how did I not get that one?
Who's led the COVID pandemic for the whole world for the last three years?
Or Anthony Bourdain?
Oh, I do.
Yeah.
Lots of Anthony's.
Yeah, after you say it, we know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? Well, I do. Yeah. Lots. Lots of Anthony's. After you say it, we know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
Well, I think Grace won that one
because she got one.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
Level playing fields.
And I didn't get any,
so she has to win.
We'll have to give you the point there
for what did you say?
Anthony Hopkins.
We'll do that one.
Okay, here we go.
This one could be hard.
Oh, that one was just hard.
It was already hard.
I had five.
You guys had none. You have Googled. Yeah. That one was just hard. That was already hard. I had five. You guys had none.
You have Google.
Yeah.
That is true.
I need two famous Jessys.
Jessie.
Oh, God.
Jessie.
Oh, the runner.
Jessie from Jessie's Girl, the song.
Can't have Jessie from Jessie's Girl, no.
Did you say one, Grace?
And that's Rick Springfield.
Yeah, that's Rick Springfield. Yeah. Jessie, the song? Can't have Jessie from Jessie's Girl, no. Did you say one, Grace? And that's Rick Springfield. Yeah, that's Rick Springfield.
Jessie, the runner.
I can't remember his name.
Wow.
He's an athlete.
I mean, nobody's perfect, but surely you can get one.
Nobody's perfect.
Oh, Jessie J.
Jessie J.
Okay, that's one.
Jessie.
Jessie James. Jessie James. There you go. Jessie J. Jessie James. Okay, that's one. There you go. Jessie. Jessie James.
Jessie James.
There you go.
Jessie J.
Jessie James.
Oh, come on, brain.
Would have accepted Jessie Mulligan from the project.
Of course.
But nobody's perfect.
We're letting down the team.
We are doing so good.
This is bad.
We're in it together, mate.
We're in it together.
That's it.
Bree gets the next one.
She wins the game.
At least she's not kicking my butt right now.
Yeah, you get the next one.
You take us to tie break, Grace.
Here we go.
I need two famous.
You want to be fast on this.
This is an easy one, okay?
I need two famous Roberts.
De Niro.
De Niro's one.
Roberts.
Robert.
Robert.
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. is one.
Oh, Robert. Give me another one. Robert Downey Jr. is one. Oh, Robert.
Give me another one.
Come on, Grace.
Robert.
Oh, my gosh.
Julia Roberts?
Does that count?
No, I can't take Julia Roberts.
I could take Batman.
Batman?
Batman?
Who?
Batman.
Robert Pattinson.
Jesus Christ.
No point.
Okay.
This is sudden death.
Whoever gets the next one wins the game, okay?
Oh, Bree.
I'm just having so much fun, Gracie.
You?
I am actually having a good time.
Clint's not.
He's getting frustrated with us.
I said freaking Batman.
What kind of clue do you want?
Get over it, Clint.
It's just KFC dollars.
Yeah alright fine.
Okay this is
this is sudden death
okay.
Sudden death.
Come on Grace.
If neither of you get this
I get the KFC.
We got this one.
Okay.
I need two famous Lisas.
Lisa Wilkinson.
Lisa Marie Presley.
Lisa Marie Presley is one.
Yeah.
Who's Lisa Wilkinson?
Oh she's Aussie.
No.
I'll accept
Lisa Marie Presley. That's one to Grace. Who's Lisa Wilkinson? Oh, she's Aussie. No. I'll accept Lisa Marie Presley.
That's one to Grace.
Lisa.
Lisa Simpson?
Lisa Simpson.
At this stage, I'll accept Lisa Simpson.
Yeah, that's one to Grace.
Lisa.
Grace, you're not Lisa Adams.
No.
You're not even trying.
What about Phoebe from Friends
Lisa Kudrow
Yeah
It doesn't really count
When you have to give us
No it doesn't
No it doesn't
I think Grace wins
You don't get to decide that
Grace do you want to win
He's real yelling at you
50 KFC chicken dollars
Well done Grace
We'll send them out to you
Grace horrible job this afternoon
I know
But we read it together
And it was fun
Beyonce's back
That's her new song
It's called Break My Soul
From her new album
Called Renaissance
Which comes out
The end of July
Can't wait
You know what that song
Gives me vibes of?
Yeah
RuPaul's Drag Race.
Oh, does it?
Has she ever been on RuPaul?
She hasn't, but I'm sure they would welcome her.
They would die for her.
They would.
They would love a bit of Bey.
The queens with Queen Bey.
Wouldn't they?
Yeah.
Hey, speaking of RuPaul's Drag Race,
and that's how you do a radio segue, people.
Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to tell you
it's not a segue until you complete it?
You can't just say speaking of after something.
You actually have to link it together with the thing.
Speaking of RuPaul's Drag Race,
I was watching it last Friday night.
Now you got it.
Got it.
Got it, guys.
Got it.
I mean, seamless.
You're a premature congratulator.
Anyway, I love that show.
Yeah.
I watch all the seasons, all the different versions.
Currently, at the moment, I'm watching-
You're a rooter.
I am.
Is that what they call RuPaul's Fest?
Yeah.
You're a big rooter.
Bunch of rooters.
Currently, I'm watching All Stars, All Winners,
which is amazing for people watching it.
You'll know how amazing it is.
So on the show, they always have a celebrity guest judge.
Yeah.
And the last episode I watched, they had a guest judge,
and she's a singer.
I know who she is.
I thought I knew how to pronounce her name,
but apparently I was mistaken.
Right.
Embarrassing for you, who works in radio,
and you may have even interviewed this person.
I don't think I have, thank God.
But the amount of times I've back announced her songs
where I've said her name the way I think it should be said
or the way I thought.
It's not Lady Jar Jar, is it?
You wouldn't believe it.
Okay, let's play a game.
So I'm going to play you one of this artist's songs.
You'll know who it is.
And I want to hear from the group.
Producers, you can go first, how to pronounce her name
and then Clint, how you think her name's pronounced.
Sure.
Okay, so this is the artist I'm talking about.
Icon.
What a tune.
She's amazing.
Global hit.
Yeah.
And I thought I knew how to say her name.
I'd like to go last because arrogantly, I think I know how to say her name. I'd like to go last because arrogantly,
I think I know how to say her name.
Okay, good.
I think I do know.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go to new producer Claude.
Producer Claude.
How have you always said that artist's name?
I feel like everyone has always said Tove Lo.
Tove Lo.
Right?
Tove Lo.
Tove Lo.
That's Tove Lo.
That's what you've been saying, right? That's what I've been saying. Okay. Tove Lo. Tove Lo. Right? Tove Lo. Tove Lo. That's Tove Lo. And that's what you've been saying, right?
That's what I've been saying.
Tove Lo.
Producer Anastasia?
I don't know.
Is she Swedish, by the way?
She's Swedish.
How close is that to the Netherlands?
I thought not that close.
Where you're from, is it not?
Not that close.
That seems similar to me.
Nah, I think I'm still wrong,
but I've heard it be said Tove Lo.
Tove Lo.
Tove Lo? It sounds Swedish. That's just what she's saying, Tove Lo, with an accent. I think I'm still wrong, but I've heard it be said tov-a-law. Tov-a-law. Tov-a-law?
That's just what she's saying, tov-law, with an accent.
So I think I've just heard tov-law with an accent.
Tov-a-law.
Like tov-a-law.
I thought it was tov-a-law.
Producer Ella, do you want to jump in on this?
Do you have any idea or do you say tov-law as well?
I said tov-love.
Tov-love.
Am I right?
We'll just give you a rest.
Throw that in there.
Clint.
I believe I know how to say it.
Okay.
I think her name is pronounced Tuvalu.
Tuvalu.
Let's go to RuPaul.
This is from last week's episode.
RuPaul, how do you say her name?
The fabulous Tuvalu.
Welcome, my darling.
Thank you.
So who's your favourite girl group?
Definitely Spice Girls.
Zigga zigga.
Tuve Lu.
Tuve Lu.
What?
Mind blown.
I should have had an explosion there.
I should have had that there.
I was waiting for it.
I've Googled her name
and do you want to know what the
first article comes up? Yeah.
It says, Drag Race has
finally taught the world how to pronounce
Tuve Lu's name correctly.
So it wasn't
just me. Yeah.
Turns out Clint knows everything
and we know nothing. She was
backstage at Rhythm and Vines one year,
the last Rhythm and Vines that I was a part of.
Oh, name drop.
Here we go.
She wasn't performing.
She was dating someone who was on the line-up.
Okay.
And so she was hanging out in the artist area where I was.
And did you talk to her?
No, but I said, holy shit, there's Tove Lo.
And my very cool, very hip friend, Tim, said,
bro, it's Tove Lo. It's Tove Lo. Okay, it's Tove Lo. Tove Lo and my very cool very hip friend Tim said bro it's Tove Lo
Tove Lo
Get some culture about you
you swine he said
as he drank a sav
I was really like
gobsmacked by it because you know when you know
something for so long and then I was
just like pardon me
Plus if you say Tuvalu,
most people will think
you're saying it wrong.
Yeah.
That's the other thing.
They'll go, oh,
she doesn't know how to say
Tove Lo's name.
Let's get some people on
who have realised
they've been saying
something wrong for ages.
Like, did you recently find out
your whole life is a lie
and the thing you thought
was pronounced one way
is actually pronounced
another way?
Maybe you got made fun of
at school for the way
that you said a certain thing
because that's how you said it
in your household and turns out that's completely wrong. of at school for the way that you said a certain thing because that's how you said it in your household.
And turns out that's completely wrong.
Turns out not the way you say it.
Brian Clint.
Guys, turns out Tove Lo,
you've been saying it wrong, just like me.
It's actually pronounced Tuve Lu.
Tuve Lu, yeah, correct.
I can't believe it.
Welcome to the light.
You're not the only person
who's been pronouncing things wrong.
God, this is cracking me up, some of these texts.
Someone's text I sent in said,
I always used to say shoo-shee or soo-shee.
So good.
Shoo-shee.
What about, this is my favourite text.
They said moe or moe or moet.
Still don't know how to pronounce it.
No.
What is it?
So moe, I think everyone says moe because they think it should be fancy in French.
I call it Moet.
You call it Moet.
I think it's Moet.
I think it's actually meant to be said Moet.
Is it though?
Well, I had a friend who worked there for a bit and he said Moet.
But I mean, he wasn't the classiest guy I've ever met.
He's like, screw the Moet, give me a Monster Energy drink.
Let's get Hayden on.
G'day Hayden. G'day, Hayden.
G'day, Hayden.
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, thank you, mate.
What have you been saying wrong this whole time?
Oh, you know the mattress which was called Squab?
Squab?
Squab, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I've been saying Swab since probably,
I'm like 28 now.
I probably figured that out when I was 25.
So like a Squab mattress,
you've been calling it a swab mattress.
No, swab mattress is what you do to...
No, that's more like a DNA test, I think.
Can you imagine Hayden's like,
oh, I've got to go get my swab mattress
and someone's like, what?
Someone's texted us, by the way,
and they said it's 100% Moet.
That's exactly how you say it.
Oh, it's etched in my brain now.
It's Moet.
What about the person who texted us
and said they pronounce it G-nock-y?
G-nock-y.
G-nock-y?
G-nock-y.
G-nock-y.
G-nock-y?
G-nock-y.
Is that how you say it?
It's G-nock-y.
G-nock-y.
That sounds like you've got a blocked nose.
Yeah, that's how you say it.
What about the person-
Or a blocked nose.
What about the person who said, I thought you said a-kay, but it was actually a-sah-hee.
You know, like an Asahi bowl?
That's a hard one anyway.
So you know how Met lipstick is spelled M-A-T-T-E?
Yeah.
They're pronouncing it Metty.
Have you got any Metty lipstick?
I love that one.
Zana's here.
Hi, Zana.
Hi, Zana.
Hi, guys.
Mate, what have you been saying wrong
this whole time? Well, okay,
it's not me. It's my best friend.
When he was younger, he used to pronounce
his own name wrong, like his last
name. He used to call it Adelaide.
His own name wrong?
Yeah. Okay. And then, I think
when he turned 18 or 19, his dad
finally told him it's meant to be pronounced
Adelian. Adelian.. But yeah, Ardelyan
instead of Ardelyan. So now that he's like, I think he's 27
and he's still... Nah, dad's messing with him. It's Ardelyan. He was right all along
and dad's like, he's turned 18 and dad's like, I'm going to mess with this kid. Our last name is
Ardelyan. I think... Even to this day
he'll still call himself Ardillion
because it's just too awkward.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
I think if the name is so hard to pronounce
that even the person with the name can't pronounce it,
it's too hard.
Put it this way.
Your name is said however you pronounce it.
Yeah, exactly.
What about the person who said,
I always thought the lamb chops were called lamb chomps.
That one's cute. No, that's cute. I can get on board with that. Mum, can we have lamb chomps for dinner lamb chops were called lamb chomps. That one's cute.
Nah, that's cute. I can get on board with that. Mum, can we have
lamb chomps for dinner? Can we have lamb chomps?
What about the person that said, uh, the
VW car Touareg
always thought it was said tow rag.
Oh, yuck.
I drive a tow rag. G'day,
Gerald. A tow rag.
Hey, um, so you know
the car brand Peugeot, yeah?
Peugeot, yes.
Used to call it Pierre Goods.
Wait, be careful.
What did you call it?
Pierre Goods.
Pierre Goods.
Pierre Goods.
That's a French car, right?
Peugeot, isn't it?
Yeah.
And where are you from, Gerald?
Where's your accent from?
Well, I am from Nigeria.
Okay.
And so I have always, like, called it Pierre Goods,
but that was, like, when I was younger.
Yeah, there you go.
I think they need a rebrand.
I think they should call it how you say it, Gerald.
Yeah, that sounded even more exotic.
Finally, Casey, what's the thing you've been saying wrong for ages?
It is viganer, as in salt and viganer chip.
Wait, what did you say?
Viganer.
I can't spell it because I can't say it.
You've got to be very, very careful with that pronunciation.
Yeah, I've been told it sounds like something to care.
Yeah.
Casey, say it again.
Salt and... Viganer. Yeah, I've been told it sounds like something to care. Yeah. Casey, say it again. Sultan.
Veganer.
Can you say it right? If I severely think about it.
Can you say it right?
If I severely think about it.
Go on, severely think about it for us.
Let's work together.
I'm going to give you a drum roll.
Let's build you up to it.
You're going to say it correctly in three, two, one.
Vinegar. Yes! Well done. Well done. Correctly in three, two, one. The nigger.
Yes!
Well done, well done.
I'm not going to lie, Casey, I was really hoping you'd fail.
I really wanted you to mess it up.
Because it was going to be very funny.
We'll go out on this last one from this text.
My ex used to say, pyjamas.
Oh, no.
I reckon that's why they're your ex.
You're getting ready for bed?
I'm just going to put my pyjamas on.
Pyjamas in, what is it?
Bananas in pyjamas.
Bananas.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, this is where you call us up.
You say, this is what my birthday is,
and we figure out what was the song topping the charts on your 16th birthday,
and then we play our favourite one out of three.
Anna's here.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hello.
Anna, Anna.
Anna.
Anna.
Okay, hi, Anna.
How are you going?
Good, how are you?
Good.
Good, mate.
What's your birthday, Anna?
1st of August, 1975. All right, Anna. How are you going? Good. How are you? Good. Good, mate. What's your birthday, Anna? 1st of August, 1975.
All right, mate.
That means you were 16 in 1991.
And let me take you back to your birthday.
And this would have been number one.
Everything I do, I do it for you.
It's Brian Adams.
Sure is.
Was this on a movie?
Yes, I believe so.
Do you like it, Anna?
A little bit slow, but, you know, not too much.
You know, it is a little bit slow, but, I mean, Bryan Adams, what a talent.
Yeah, he is a bit of a ledge.
Okay, it was from Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
Oh, I like that movie.
Yeah, that's where I remember it from.
It's a great movie.
Okay, cool, let's do a birthday banger for Matt.
G'day, Matt.
Hello, Matt.
Hey, all.
Hey, all.
You got big plans for the long weekend, Matt?
Yeah, going out to town and then pretty much putting on the weekend.
And sending it, am I right, Matt?
Yeah, that's the one.
Yes, Matty.
Oh, I've got such big plans.
What's your birthday, Matt?
30th of December, 96th.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2012.
And on that day back in 2012, this was number one.
Impossible, impossible.
James Arthur. James Arthur James Arthur
From X Factor UK
Yeah
Yeah
Well Britain's got talent
One of them
One of those
Yeah
This is huge
I mean this is not going to jazz you up
For the long weekend
But it's a good song right
Matt
Yeah it's not too bad
It's alright
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah
Not the best one we've heard.
You're not going to send it to a bit of James Arthur.
Matt goes up to the DJ.
Hey, DJ, can you put James Arthur Impossible on?
I really want to light up this dance floor.
The DJ's like, impossible.
And Matt's like, yeah, that song.
I don't have it.
No, impossible.
I don't have it.
Yeah, that's the one.
DJs love when you do that, eh?
Oh, every DJ loves a request.
Make sure you punish them. And if he doesn't play it after 15 minutes, make sure you go and ask him. Yeah, you go ride it on a napkin. Yeah, that's the one. DJs love when you do that, eh? Oh, every DJ loves a request. Make sure you punish them.
And if he doesn't play it after 15 minutes,
make sure you go and ask him.
Yeah, you go ride it on a napkin.
Oh, yeah.
And then try and get it in the booth.
Make sure you ruin his night along with everybody else's
with your request.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you got big plans for the weekend?
No, just going to enjoy the long weekend.
Nice. Oh, you and me both, Sarah. to enjoy the long weekend. Nice.
You and me both, Sarah.
Sounds like a good time.
What's your birthday?
20th of July, 1991.
Oh, so it's like a month away.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Happy birthday for a month.
Oh, not yet.
Oh, hurry up then.
I'm going to take my time.
You were 16, Sarah, in 2007.
And on your birthday...
Hey!
Get to the point.
You get T-Pain bartender, Sarah.
How good?
Nice banger.
You're like, oh, if I do my maths right,
your birthday's about 30 days.
That's approximately four weeks.
Shush.
I vote for that song to win birthday banger, by the way. I bet approximately four weeks. Shush. I vote for that song
to win birthday bag
by the way.
I bet Matt wishes
that was his song.
Bartender.
So he can send it.
Cast your vote.
Okay, so we've got
Brian Adams.
And you know,
that's, I mean,
it's a great song.
And then we've got,
I mean, James Arthur.
And I haven't made
my decision yet.
I'm still,
I mean, it's good. You've made my decision yet. I'm still, I mean, it's good.
You've got 12 seconds.
And then, yeah, I think I'm going to go Brian Adams.
Wrong answer.
Go bartender.
Sarah, you just won birthday burger.
Congratulations.
It's awesome.
Have a good Arthur day.
Bree and Clint.
Producer Anastasia will finish up on this show at the end of this week.
But look, she's not going too far.
She's staying in the company and we're very excited for her.
But Something Clint.
Not that music.
Something we will miss is her vast indie music band knowledge.
She's so hip.
She goes to every festival
You've never heard of
Nah I really don't like this
She's Gen Z
Yeah she's Gen Z
She knows what's cool
When she's singing that music
She likes to start a sentence with
You guys won't know this band but
Yeah
And then when we play stuff on ZM
She goes that was big like a year ago
That's just traumatic
Yeah you thought
To sum it up
Leigh Mavathius
I've been listening to them for like four years bro You thought Takeover was released last year It's just traumatic. Yeah, you thought... To sum it up... Lee Mavathius. I've been listening to them for like four years, bro.
No, you thought Takeover was released last year.
It's two years old, three years old.
That's exactly what we're talking about.
That's not indie.
That's DMV.
Look, here we go.
Look, to sum it up,
she's the person that goes to a festival
and she goes to all those small tents
because she likes to support the indie artists.
No, not to support the artists, just for the cred.
No, it's discovering new music.
So this afternoon, Anastasia, you're going to be put to the test.
I've put together a little quiz to see just how much you know,
and I like to call this game Band or Bogus.
All right, producer Anastasia, here's how it works.
I'm going to give you the name of a band or an artist
and you just have to tell me if they're real or bogus.
Okay?
Okay.
First one.
Is this a real band?
Nessie and her beard.
Nessie and her beard. Nessie and her beard.
Bogus.
You're saying that is a bogus band, not real?
Unfortunately, they are real, and here's a bit of the music.
How do you not know this?
This is right up your alley.
But this is probably true.
Okay, turn it off, turn it off.
People are going to crash their cars with that sound.
Okay, give her another one.
She's none from one.
Okay, another one.
Is this a real band or not?
They are called That Time of the Month.
You know what?
I'm going to say that's real.
No, that is a fake band.
Why would anyone call their band that?
Come on, Anastasia.
Why would anyone call their band Nissyium the Blah Blahs?
All right, what about an artist?
Let's go simple.
This is Stitcher.
Reb Fountain.
What was it?
Red Fountain?
Reb?
Reb with a B.
Yeah, let's say.
Reb?
Real?
Yeah.
Oh, you're lucky you got that one right because they're a Kiwi artist.
Yeah.
Reb Fountain is real. Well done. I think I've heard of. Rib Fountain is real.
Well done.
I think I've heard of Rib Fountain.
Yeah.
Haven't seen them.
Keen on a bit of Rib Fountain.
What about, is this real or not,
the Sloppy Apple Pies?
Sorry, I knew this was real there.
Whoops.
Made two years without doing that.
I'm going to say, for the sake of it, no, I'm going to say no.
What was the word?
The sloppy apple pies.
Obviously, you've never heard of them.
No.
Are they a real band?
No, because they're fake.
Oh, cool.
That's a fake band.
Well done.
So how many has she got so far?
Two from four.
Two from four.
So you need these last two to get the cred that you have been preaching for the last couple of years.
To get your free laneway ticket.
Is this a real band?
Yeah.
Pink turds in space.
That's bogus.
And if they're real, you should really be looking at where you're finding your music, right?
Let's listen to some of Pink Turds in Space because they're real.
Oh, these guys played a...
They slap.
Pink Flamingo Pier.
Did you not see them?
Flamingo Pier.
House music.
Clint.
Anastasia, they've been big for years now.
They were big on Bebo.
Okay, you've got to get this one.
This is the last one.
If you want to walk out with any kind of musical cred,
you've got to get this one, Anastasia.
Okay, this is your make or break.
Yeah.
Real or fake band?
Band or bogus?
Gay for Johnny Depp.
Is that a band or is it bogus?
Bogus.
You're saying bogus?
Yeah.
I'm going to lock that in.
It's a real band.
That is gay for Johnny Depp Oh, I mean
Just some
I mean, Clint, you and I know these bands
Obviously
Because we've been seeing them around the circuits for years
Let's say we'll meet up
Wellington Waterfront
The Rock Stage
Gembeam Homegrown
Should I see you there, front lift?
To watch
Yeah, but you won't know
any of the bands.
You won't know any of the bands. And can you bring me a seat?
If you can bring me a seat, I'll come.
Bree and Clint
from iHeartRadio. This is
the latest live from LA
with Dean McCarthy. I was talking to you
about this earlier. I'd never heard of it,
but you have the Jennifer Aniston
salad. Dean's got goss
on a salad. I can't wait to hear this.
Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys. Okay, let me explain.
For those of you who aren't across this and the millions
that are, Courtney Cox
once did an interview and she said that she
and Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow ate
this particular, it's a version of a Cobb
salad, but with a few extra
ingredients. She said i used to
eat it every single day now she listed the ingredients and this became a tiktok viral
sensation you would go on tiktok type it in that jennifer aniston salad and you're going to see
people influences all around the world making this exact salad which they believed and we all believed
jennifer aniston ate every single day and Well, today she's actually come out and released the statement
through her Elle magazine interview and said,
I actually never ate that salad.
Never had it.
I've never had it.
I had a different, she's like, I had like a Greek salad.
And so everyone who's done the TikTok videos, the dances, the hashtags,
that wasn't a thing.
It was not her salad.
Sorry to be the bearer of this.
Are you telling me that we can't believe everything we hear on the internet?
Wild.
What is this concept?
I can't wrap my head around it.
I don't understand people who eat the same thing for lunch every day.
Life's too short to eat the same thing.
She's so rich as well.
She could order in a pizza from Italy for lunch if she felt same thing. She's so rich as well. She could order in a pizza
from Italy for lunch if she felt like it.
She could get whatever she wanted, although I say
that. We go to
the pub on Fridays for our planning
meeting, Dean, and I've been getting
the same thing every Friday
for the past year. What's that? Three
Heinekens?
Yeah, my standard order
three Heinekens and a Caesar salad.
It's called a wet salad, yeah.
And a Cobb salad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the Cobb salad.
Can't forget that.
That's the latest on the Jennifer Aniston salad
live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.