ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st June 2023

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Mumma Di State of O prank. Bree's third task. Clint is a DIY guy now. Throuple property disputes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Kelt, everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show this afternoon. Happy Wednesday, everyone. I've got a big show for you planned today. State of Origin Game 2 is on tonight. It is. And obviously last time the State of Origin was on
Starting point is 00:00:29 we pranked my mum, the die hard Queensland Maroons supporter. Mama die hard. Yeah, mama die hard. We've got another one lined up. Poor old duck. Hey, they won last time. Yeah, this would be really mean if her team was losing.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Yeah. But they're not. They're winning, so it's fine. So we'll play that for you after five o'clock. We've also got on the show, you're telling me the third activity that I will be taking part in next week. If you've missed this,
Starting point is 00:01:00 Bree has been in the country for five years, which means she's eligible for New Zealand citizenship. We will offer her honorary Kiwi status if she completes four tasks next week. Two have been revealed. The national anthem at Eden Park, which I know you've been rehearsing. I've been doing a little bit
Starting point is 00:01:18 of rehearsing. I reckon you've got half the anthem memorised so far. I think that's been generous. And the other one is to climb the Sky Tower up the steps. 12 over 1200 steps. Doesn't sound like that many. Are you joking? Like the Sky Tower looks
Starting point is 00:01:33 like it's higher than 1200 steps. I walk three steps into my front door at home and I'm puffed. Anyway, I'm looking forward, I'm hoping the third one will be like. This one's right up your alley. Right up my alley? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Okay, good. This one's a bit of you. Okay. Yeah. Finally. It's physical. Again. But it's a bit of you.
Starting point is 00:01:53 But it's different physical. It's not endurance physical. I bet the third one's going to be like go three rounds in the boxing ring with Shane Cameron or something. How did you? That's it. That's not it. He can only use one hand, though. Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:02:10 Let's kick things off with the tradie verse. Lady, though, the tradies are creeping up the behind. If you want to contribute to that success or take them down a peg, we need a tradie and a lady on 0800 dials at M right now. Yes. Score update, 49 to the tradys, 55 to the ladies. If you think you can take it out this afternoon, we want you to call. Nothing worse than a trady up your behind.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Yeah. Right up your date. Bree and Clint. It's trady versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, another game of tradie versus lady. The tradies on a bit of a run at the moment. They're on 49 wins for the year,
Starting point is 00:02:52 slowly creeping up on the ladies. They're sitting on 55. Let's cross live to our lady calling in from Auckland. She's 36 years old. Her netball team name is Net Top Model. Welcome to the show, Rebecca. Hi. G'day, Rebecca. Hi. G'day, Rebecca.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Love the name. Who came up with that? It was me. Yeah. Yes, Bec. I'm loving it. What position do you play? I'm a shooter.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Of course you are. Damn, you're the best person on the team. You're the shooter. You're coming up with the team name. They need you, Rebecca. I hope they know that. Oh, they do. I carry the team.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, you're the Tyra Banks of the team. Well, let's see if you can carry this game of tradie versus lady. You're taking on our Hamilton-based tradie. He's 28, and he is going to Bali in a month. Please welcome to the show, it's Mike. G'day, Mike. Have you ever been to Bali before? Nah, man.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Nah, not me. Oh, you're going to love it. I'm telling you, the best places to go are the Bali beach clubs, and you just set yourself up on your private lounger. You get them to bring you drinks, food. Go for a swim. It's the best. Sound like a bit of you, Mike?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah, sounds pretty ideal, eh? Yeah. Okay, well, this 50 bucks will probably shout you one cocktail if you win it, so let's do it. Your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets that $50. Thanks to our mates at KFC.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. On which reality TV show do contestants shout out, I've got a text? Lady. Back just in. Is it Love Island?
Starting point is 00:04:20 It is, of course, Love Island streaming on TVNZ Plus as we speak. Question number two. How many points does the Star of David have? Is it four, five or six? Yes, Mike. Six. It is six. Nice work, Mike.
Starting point is 00:04:36 You're on the board. One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. I'm solo. I'm riding solo. Yes, Mike. Jason Derulo.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Jason Derulo. He sings his name enough, hard to miss. Yeah, bonus points if you'd sung it, but that's right, one point. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Bec, to stop him. Question number four. Which Friends character was played by the actress Lisa Kudrow? Lady.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yes, Rebecca. Lisa. Itrow? Lady. Yes, Rebecca. Lisa. It was Phoebe. Yes, nice work. Oh, we've got a game on. We've got a game on our hands. This is all tied up. This is for the win.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Question number five. Queensland play New South Wales in the second State of Origin game this evening. Who won the first game? Ready? Yes, Mike. Queensland. Queenslander. Queenslander. Queenslander.
Starting point is 00:05:32 And that gives Mike the win. $50 coming your way, Mike. Congratulations. Oh, lovely. Thanks, team. Enjoy Bali, man. Bree and Clint. Next week, Bree will have the opportunity to earn her status as an honorary Kiwi. Five years in the country. I'm nervous.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Five years on air for the Brie and Clint show next week as well. Pretty big milestone. Yes. And your chance to be inducted as a real fully-fledged Kiwi. I reckon you already are, but this is, we'll have a certificate if you can do these things. Oh, a certificate. I love a certificate.
Starting point is 00:06:03 We'll have a certificate. Is it going to be framed? Yeah. Claudia's good. Is it framed? Yeah, it'll be framed. I mean, or else I'll just lose it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You know? Yeah. I mean, I don't know where my degree went. To get it and to have the party at Lula Inn next Friday. We're going to broadcast the show live from Lula Inn next Friday. Invite everybody down. Everybody that's listening can come down and come and have a... To celebrate our five years as well.
Starting point is 00:06:28 To celebrate our five years, to celebrate your citizenship. God, there's a lot riding on my back right now. To have that party, you have to complete the four challenges. That's what I mean. To have our celebratory party for our five years on air, I need to complete these challenges. Yeah. I mean, yeah, a lot's years on air. I need to complete these challenges.
Starting point is 00:06:48 I mean, yeah, a lot's riding on this. So, so far, you know what two of the challenges are. They start next week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. We're revealing one a day this week. You're going to sing the national anthem at Eden Park, which you've been rehearsing, and I can vouch for the fact that she is on track. I mean, she's on track with the words, the tune, not so much, but the words.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That's never going to be on track, the actual singing part. And you're going to climb the Sky Tower from the base all the way up the inside of the shaft. Yeah, all 1,200 and something stairs. Can I just say, you guys, because I know you've put a lot of time and effort and thought into it, you, Clint, and the producers, you've made the first two quite hard. Yep.
Starting point is 00:07:27 So I'm hoping that there's a couple more easier ones. Today's challenge is physical. Well, one of them is physical. And the other one, the one I can think of is physical. And the other one. You can't remember what the other one is. The other one requires some courage. Would you like to draw another one?
Starting point is 00:07:48 I hope I don't get the physical one. I've got your last two challenges here. You can pull one of these. I hope it's not the physical one because I don't know if I'm mentally prepared. Okay, she's got one. Let's have a look at this. This is the third of your challenges that you'll need to complete next week to achieve the status of honorary Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:08:04 I really don't know what this is going to be. Defend a goal against a football fern. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, she's begging herself. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Does that mean I'm going to be goalie? You'll be goalie. Oh, crap.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Oh, no. We have a football fern who is currently training for the FIFA Women's World Cup. Oh, crap. Oh, no. We have a football fern who is currently training for the FIFA Women's World Cup. Oh, shit. She is going to kick at you in goal and you will remain in goal until you save one goal. Oh, no. Or the football fern's leg falls off,
Starting point is 00:08:43 whichever one comes first, you know? I don't know how many kicks she's got in her. It's quite like we are in the middle of winter. And if, I mean, I've had it happen before. If I cop a ball to the thigh, she's going to hurt. But I will do it. Once to save one goal. Surely, I mean, how long could it take? Surely you can save one goal.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I mean, how long? What position? Surely you can save one goal. I mean, how long? What position does the football firm play? Striker. Oh, shit. You could have got me someone like... No, we're going to get the goal kicker. We can get the one who slots the goals to come and kick the goal. It's going to be a long, long morning for everyone involved.
Starting point is 00:09:23 That's challenge number three. There is one more to reveal to you tomorrow. Wait, so which one was this? What was this one? That's the third of four challenges. Was this the physical or the courage? Oh, that's the physical. Okay. Yeah, that's the physical, yeah. So what's the courageous one? You'll find out tomorrow. Okay. Alright guys, it's a big day in the Thomas L family because it's State of Origin Game 2, Queensland versus New South Wales.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And obviously I come from Queensland and my family are huge Queenslander supporters, especially my mother. She's mental for Queensland. She is out the gate. i don't think she loves any i think she nearly loves the maroons more than her children like that's how much she's just a diehard she bleeds maroon she does and we messed with her last game um and we've had an idea this time so this is what's happened so you guys are in on the joke so essentially she hates new south wales she hates the blues team can't stand them so what we've done is earlier
Starting point is 00:10:32 in the show off air we've called her and we've asked her a bunch of of unrelated questions dummy questions yeah yeah like we told her it was a random pop quiz and we asked her a bunch of questions so she would give us certain answers, which would mean she said certain words. We have then taken those words. Producer Claude has then rejigged them to make it sound like she's saying phrases like, I love the blues. The blues are incredible. Up the blues. Things that she would never say. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Things that she would never say. We are now going to call her and confront her. She's standing by. I'll bring her on now. Good evening, Mama Di. Hello, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:11:21 Happy State of Origin Day, Mama Di. Game two. How are you feeling? Very confident. You feeling good? Obviously, you know, being a Queensland fan, as you say, going into game two with already one win under your belt, you'd be pretty pumped.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I'm very pumped, but you never take the Blues for granted. That's for sure. Bare mistake in game one. Yeah, well, it's interesting you say that because we have called you to interrogate you about some audio that has surfaced of you, Mum, which is quite alarming. Oh, no, it wasn't anything from the game, was it? No.
Starting point is 00:12:00 No, no. These are clips that have been captured of you. Yeah. And we just want your honest feedback. We just want to know. Just an explanation, really. Yeah, like you say you're the biggest Maroons Queensland supporter, but how do you explain this audio?
Starting point is 00:12:16 The blues are incredible. What the? No. What is going on? That is the lowest of lows. Is that you? Is that you? Is that you? Is that your voice? No. What is going on? That is the lowest of lows. Is that you? Is that you? Is that you?
Starting point is 00:12:26 Is that your voice? Maybe. Wait, wait. We've got some more audio here. I've been cut. We've got some more audio. I've been hacked. How do you explain this one?
Starting point is 00:12:35 I've been blue. Oh. I've absolutely disgusting. I'm going to start drinking now. So, wait. We couldn't understand. I've been hacked. The evidence. I'm going to start drinking now. So, wait, we couldn't understand. I've been hacked. I've been violated.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I've been hacked. Mum, the evidence is piling up because that's not the only audio we have. We also have this. Come on, guys. I love the blues. Oh, that is the absolute the pitch. Oh, that is the absolute, the pitch.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Oh, my God. I've been violated. I had no idea. I had no idea you were such a big New South Wales supporter. I feel quite upset by it, and I feel like you've lied to me, Mum. I feel like you've lied to me my whole life. Brianna, honestly, I'm going to ring up Cameron Smith now. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Wait, before you call him. Yeah. Love you, glue. Oh, that is the worst one. That is absolutely. You also quoted what the scoreline will be tonight in game two of The Origin. This one is weirdly specific. Yeah, we have the audio here.
Starting point is 00:13:49 The score prediction is, I think it's going to be close. I reckon there's a try in it. 26 to 20. Oh, no, you guys. You're backing in the blues, mum. Oh, no, you guys. Oh, I have wangled that around. Oh, Brianna, Clint, that's it. That's it. No blue nothing.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I'm going to go and take off everything. I can tell how much she's fuming because she's lost her train of thought. Were you drunk? Is that what it was? Have you been drinking again? Is that where this audio has come from? I'm going to start after that. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Mum, is there anything else you'd like to say before you go? The Blues' best team ever. Oh, Brianna. That's the worst one ever. Oh, that is. Well, there you have it. Mama Di, the Blues' number one ever. Oh, that is disgusting. Well, there you have it. Mama Di, the Blues' number one supporter. She's backing them in.
Starting point is 00:14:50 We're out of Queenslander. For the win. Queenslander. And we'll get one last comment from you, Mum. Up the Blues. There it is. Bree and Clint. Guys, I need to talk to you about a situation that happened this morning
Starting point is 00:15:06 because I feel like I may have been rude. Ooh. May have been rude to someone, but I don't know. It's not like you. I'm on the fence. Yeah. I'm on the fence about it. Part of me goes, nah, I think I did the right thing,
Starting point is 00:15:18 and then part of me goes, maybe I was a bit rude. Okay. How much input do you want on this? No, I just want... Honest answers? Yeah, and people listening, I'll take bit rude. Okay. How much input do you want on this? No, I just want... You want honest answers? Yeah, and people listening. I'll take your feedback as well. You can text us on 9696.
Starting point is 00:15:31 So here's the situation. I was at a coffee shop. I was on my way to a meeting, so I was buying coffees for my colleagues. Yeah. So I'd ordered my coffees, and it's a small little coffee shop, so not big.
Starting point is 00:15:45 And then I was sitting on a stool that was just off to the side of the register. So I was waiting for my coffees. You'd placed your order already? Placed my order. So I was sitting there waiting and the coffee shop's quite small, so they're quite busy. There's one guy serving and taking orders. Anyway, this guy walks in and he is on the phone.
Starting point is 00:16:07 So he's on the phone talking to someone and he looks like a businessman. Right. Like quite busy, quite like serious. Sooty booty. Sooty booty, talking on the phone. And he walks up to the register and he stops his conversation. So he pulls his phone away from his face and then the guy says oh what would you like? And the business guy goes
Starting point is 00:16:31 can I get a flat white? And the guy goes is that regular milk or is it what type of milk? And he goes yeah regular. And then he continues talking on the phone. So no please or thank you. But before he pulls the phone back up to his face, after he says regular milk, I couldn't help myself and I pipe in and go, please.
Starting point is 00:17:00 And I say it for him. Like you're his mother. And then I was like, oh, my God, I can't believe you just did that and was like, in my mind was like, did you just say that out loud? Because the first time he did it when he said, I'll have a regular flat white, he didn't say please and it annoyed me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:18 And then when he asked what kind of milk and he said regular and he goes, yep, and he didn't say it and I was like, please, and piped up and said please for him what did he say he he looked at me and i just stared at him and in my mind i was like oh no and he goes oh he and then he goes oh yeah please okay so you got through to him i I think so. Or he was embarrassed and he just said it to get out of the situation. I love that you're sitting on a tiny stool in this situation too. And he's standing at the counter in what sounds like quite confined spaces. Yes, it's a very small coffee shop. And so everyone else in the coffee shop,
Starting point is 00:18:01 there was two other groups of ladies, all heard it. He's like, the woman from Celebrity Treasure Island just tell me off. I can't. That's one of my pet peeves when people aren't polite or say please and thank you. It's not hard. Yeah. And obviously you're busy talking on the phone and it just came out and I was like, oh my God, have I overstepped the mark?
Starting point is 00:18:25 What did the barista say or do? The barista, he's so cute because I kind of know him because I go in there every now and then and he kind of looks at me and gives me a smirk. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're all on the same page. I think so. I think if somebody did it to me, if I was the businessman, I'd like to think that I
Starting point is 00:18:44 Would take it on the chin. Yeah. And if you've been raised right, you'll go that's my bad. That's my bad. Yeah. Shit, I should have said that. Also, mind your business. Yeah, but also mind your business. You're getting a lot of support on the text machine.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Everybody in support. Don't worry, Brie, I would do this too. Not rude at all. Good on ya. He's rude, not you. And then this one text. Bree's been promoted to Karen status. I'm fine with that. If that's what it means, I will call you out. The most awkward part
Starting point is 00:19:15 was that I had to sit in the coffee shop just across from him for like five minutes. And you're like, oh God, I hope that phone call doesn't end. Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? Luke Combs doing Tracy Chapman, Fast Car.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Song's really dividing people, eh? It is. I feel like that song has been done a lot. We had a remix. Who? Jonas Blue. Joel and Pitch. Really? Didn't Joel and Pitch do a remix? We had a remix. Jonas Blue? Joel and Pitch. Really?
Starting point is 00:19:46 Didn't Joel and Pitch do a remix? No, Jonas Blue. Or was it Jonas Blue? Yeah, I literally just said that. I'm pretty sure it was. Let's check.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Let's check. I want to know now. Luke Combs, Tracy Chapman, Jonas Blue. And it was a remix. Okay, so thatman, Jonas Blue. And what, and it was a remix. Okay, so that's the worst one.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah. And I would say, I would say this is the best one, obviously. Can't beat it. Tracy. Can't beat Tracy Chapman. And then I feel like this is a,
Starting point is 00:20:26 this is a, this is the second best one. I quite like it. I like it too. Yeah, I don't mind it. Give it a chance is what I would say. We're not going to play the Tracy Chapman version on ZMT, so you might as well. Yeah, this is what we... Although you never know.
Starting point is 00:20:45 We played that Fleetwood Mac song after that guy rode the skateboard and made a TikTok. I feel like Tracy Chapman Fast Car has just kind of, you know, broke through, like, each different decade in its own way. Like, it just keeps on going and going. Speaking of classics, can we talk about Adele for a second? She's still in Vegas at the moment. She's just restarted her Vegas residency.
Starting point is 00:21:11 So it was finished and then they're like, please stay. Please do more. We want more. So she went away and had a break and she's just come back. The first weekend of Weekends with Adele again, like the new season, went down on the weekend. She's had a real glow up in the last three or four years. And I think you'd be forgiven for thinking
Starting point is 00:21:29 that she's a classier version of the Adele that we all knew and loved. Like there's this new version of Adele and she's... She's a more mature version, I would call it. Yeah. I think she's still the... Don't know if she is. I think she's still the same.
Starting point is 00:21:45 I think she's more mature in certain ways. But she's still the same kind of rough around the edges, lass underneath. And that's what we love, right? Yeah, that's what we love about her. This is audio recorded at Adele's residency in Las Vegas over the weekend. Oh, no. What is she?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Nectar bottle of Chardonnay on stage or something? Close, I reckon. Oh, no. She is speaking with the audience and she's talking about her Spanx that she wears underneath her outfit. Yes. Take a listen. I wear Spanx, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:14 just keep them in a bit. And I sweat a lot, but it doesn't go anywhere, so I'm basically just sitting in my own sweat. So my doctor gave me jock itch. Do you guys know what that is? Jock itch, is it? No, but that sounds like I'm a big Nuggets fan there, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:22:30 Jock itch, yeah. So it looks like I'm like an athlete, basically. I was about to squirt it on myself. For a while, I was told you might be a jitter. Just gesturing to her downstairs rage and just going, yeah, I just squirt jock itch all over meself.
Starting point is 00:22:46 You know what else works really well is, what's her name, powder. Baby powder? No. Talcum powder. No, no, no. Flea powder. No, you're used in cooking. Corn starch.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Corn starch. You're joking. I was joking. You're joking. No, corn starch works well when you're sweaty. Corn starch? Yeah, corn starch is good. Baby powder if you're sweating works well when you're sweaty. Cornstarch? Yeah, cornstarch is good. Baby powder if you're sweating heaps and you're wearing Spanx
Starting point is 00:23:09 because Adele is right. You wouldn't have worn Spanx before. No. Oh, my God, it's horrible. Because it doesn't let anything in or out. So you do sweat and you like sit in it. And if you put baby powder in there, it turns into a paste. I'm keen to say, I'm scared to say anything on this show anymore
Starting point is 00:23:28 because last time I said it, you organised it for me. Should we put you in a pair of Spanx? I'd like to experience Spanx. I don't think you would. It's not fun. Really? It's not fun. No, because.
Starting point is 00:23:39 But what if I look really good? Oh, like I don't think it would change you that much. Tight. Just, it just. Tight.. Just smooth as everything out. And I don't think you really have the curves to smooth. Oh, I don't know. Claudia took a photo of my butt and those high heels, which made it look like I was packing some heat down.
Starting point is 00:23:57 It was perky. We could put you in the full leotard Spanx. No, no, no, no. Don't get carried away. Yeah, a full leotard that goes up to the neck. What do you think, Claude? No. You can get those from places. Have you won the full experience? I've had to wear one of those. I'll just borrow
Starting point is 00:24:10 Ketamines again, I guess. Oh, we can put you in some padding, because that's what drag queens wear. They put padding in the spanks. No, I take it back. I take it back. I'm fine, actually. I'll just wear my jockeys. 3B. I'm just going to, just, what? 3B cream is real good. 3B cream is that one with the ad where the boobies are bouncing out.
Starting point is 00:24:28 It goes, do we have to swear and suffer all day? Don't forget the butt cheeks. The butt cheeks were there too. Yeah, the butt cheeks moving. Anyway, Adele. Yeah, I'm just squaring jock H all over me crotch. Anyway, he's rolling in the deep. All right, let's sing a love song, shall we?
Starting point is 00:24:44 We could have had it all. crotch. Anyway, he's rolling in the deep. Alright, let's sing a love song, shall we? Now I'd love to go to that show. By the way, we got carried away. The rumour is she is being paid $2 million per show. Per show? For that Vegas residency. God, that's worth it. And she just signed on for 34 new shows. Plus they're
Starting point is 00:25:03 filming one of them for TV. Wow. And the TV deal is $10 million. Wow. US. Finally, she'll be able to, you know, buy a house in the suburbs. Let's talk messy pet divorces, pet custody battles. This is something that is quite common these days.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And this situation is quite full on. So listen to this. Three years ago, this is what someone has written in asking for advice, legal advice. They said, three years ago, my ex bought a French bulldog. Her name was Gigi. She purchased the dog for $8,000. We broke up a few weeks ago and while we're not fighting over custody of the dog, she's happy for me to keep Gigi. She's insisting I need to repay her not only the initial purchase cost of the dog,
Starting point is 00:26:05 but also for three years of very expensive vet bills worth around $5,000. I don't think this is fair as during the relationship, I paid for all of the dog's food and accessories and took over the majority of the caring responsibilities, including feeding her, taking her to and from vet and doggy daycare training and taking her on walks. There's no way I can afford this $13,000 bill and I feel like she's taking advantage of me.
Starting point is 00:26:38 This person's cucked. What are they talking about? Who's paying eight grand for a dog? That seems a bit excessive or am I wrong? I think it's excessive and I wouldn't do it but people do. So let's just put that aside. Let's just answer given
Starting point is 00:26:53 but when you're buying a French Bulldog for $8,000 you're getting a brand new one. How old's this French Bulldog? Well it depreciates. I'm not paying $8,000 for one that's like a second hand French bulldog. Yeah, well, that's true. It's like, you know, a car is the price it is when it's brand new.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Yeah. When it's been used for three years. I see what you're saying. Half of it's gone. Because, I mean, as much as I hate to say it, and I don't think of my animals as a, not as family members, but as an asset, but that's what it is. The dog is an asset.
Starting point is 00:27:27 It's depreciated. And it depreciates. I think technically by law, that's what it actually is. Yeah, the dog's a tax write-off. God, it just sounds like a nightmare. But let's avoid trying to establish the fair market price of a secondhand French bulldog for a second. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:43 And talk about the fact that you don't charge your partner to take over an animal when a relationship breaks up. You figure out who is best placed to look after that animal. Where is that animal going to be? Who wants the animal more? And you do what's right for the animal, don't you? And if this person obviously wants the dog, loves the dog, cares for the dog, I'm not saying the other
Starting point is 00:28:06 person doesn't, but clearly this person wants the dog more you don't turn around and then go well that'll cost you 13 grand. You don't get to claim back the cost of the medical bills by the way. That's a running cost of having the dog I hate to keep using the car analogy
Starting point is 00:28:21 but when you sell somebody a car secondhand, they don't pay you back for all the services that you did on the car while you had it? It would be different if you had have asked the person in the relationship to pay for half at the time. Yeah. That's different. Yeah. If you both obviously like look after the dog and it's your guy's dog, but you can't ask for it afterwards. Is there an element of emotional blackmail here?
Starting point is 00:28:48 Absolutely there is. The person who has been landed with the French Bulldog clearly wants it because they love it. And the person who is asking for the money doesn't really care enough to fight for the dog. They just want the money. So they've got them over a barrel. They're like, no, I don't want to pay you $13,000 for this dog, but actually I love this dog and I feel like that's what I have to do to keep the dog in my life. Legally, I don't believe that person has to pay that amount. No, legally they don't.
Starting point is 00:29:20 No. But legally that person can just go and say, oh, well, I'll take the dog then. Well, that's true. Well, again, I think then it goes into, it can go to family court. Probably. You know? I wonder if family court deals with animals. Surely. I'm pretty sure they do.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Surely. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can take it to family court. If you're a lawyer involved with that sort of thing, can you text us what the deal is? I reckon they'd say it all the time. It can get really messy. Yeah. Like those type of things. And obviously at the time when you're getting animals together, you're not saying, should we get a pet prenup? Yeah. You know? That is why my wife Lucy and I got two cats though. In case. Because that way if we ever broke
Starting point is 00:30:00 up, we could have a cat each. Or we knew whose cat was whose. You can split them up. Yeah, we know who was getting which cat. What was that discussed? Yeah, openly. Yeah, me and my partner talk about that in our relationship too. If we were ever to break up, which dog would you like? You know, just in case.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah. I want to ask people, have you been through this situation? Not the exact one one but was there animals involved in your relationship and did you break up and what happened? Did you have a messy breakup because of the animals? Not the breakup being because of the animals but did it get messy over the animals?
Starting point is 00:30:37 Maybe there's people listening right now that have broken up they had animals and they still share custody because people do that. A lot of people do that. Yeah. And you have weekend visits and you have to keep seeing your dumb ex so that you can hang
Starting point is 00:30:50 out with your dog. Does that mean you just see your ex for 10 plus years? However long the dog or the cat's got left on her. Yeah. Yeah. While the animal's still alive? Yeah. Oh, that seems messy.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I've got friends who broke up and they shared a cat and the cat had to go between houses. Oh, the poor, the cat wouldn't have. Cats don't like going between houses. The cat would have hated it. Oh, 100DilesAtEmp, text us on 9696. We want to know about your messy pet divorce stories this afternoon. Remember that story? You probably don't remember, but a good friend of mine from back home was in a long-term relationship.
Starting point is 00:31:30 They were together, I think, when they got a dog for about three years. Yeah. And when they got the dog, there was a conversation that happened where apparently they said to each other, if one or the other breaks the relationship up or calls the relationship off, the other person gets the dog. Yeah, you forfeit the dog. Yeah. Which I remember.
Starting point is 00:31:49 That's emotional blackmail. Yeah, that's emotional blackmail. I don't know who came up with that. You are using the dog as like a. Bargaining tool. No, as a threat to not leave the relationship. To be like, if you're unhappy, you can't leave. You have to stay here for the lifetime of the dog. Because then I get the dog. Yeah. And
Starting point is 00:32:07 in the end, my friend broke up with him and he got the dog. Yeah, because that's the deal they agreed to. Not ideal, eh? Let's talk to some people who have had one of these breakups. This person wants to be anonymous. Hello anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hiya. This happened to you. You had multiple animals in a relationship and then broke up. Yeah, we did. So we had cats pretty much from the beginning. And then about four years in, it was actually his dog mainly,
Starting point is 00:32:38 but obviously both of our dogs. And then when we split, I was moving to somewhere that could house all animals whereas he wasn't. So he lives about 10 minutes down the road so I have all the animals full time. He comes down, picks the dog up, takes him out or takes him for multiple days or whatever and he also contributes to all the animals' food. Oh, that's so interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:02 That's really interesting. How did you come to that agreement where he still contributes to the bills? I think it was more from him. I didn't really mind because, I mean, they were at my house, so I was going to do it anyway. But, yeah, he just... How long have you guys been broken up? About a year and a half now.
Starting point is 00:33:20 And it's still working for you guys? It is. So now his house is actually built. So now it'll actually all change. So he'll take the dog full time and I'll visit and take him. My God, you guys work so well together. You guys should think about getting into a relationship. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I'm so invested in this story. Yeah, why did you break up? Yeah, why did the relationship not work? There were just lots of different things that affected into it, I guess growing apart as well. Have you, maybe is there a spark that's rekindled? Or look, I'm not trying to force you to get back with your ex. No, we're definitely still good friends,
Starting point is 00:33:57 which I guess is really lucky in a situation like this. You know, you don't find three often after breakups. So, yeah. Well, that's really, it's nice. You never know. One day you could share often after breakups. So, yeah. Well, that's really, it's nice. You never know. One day you could share a passing glance over one of the cats. Oh, yeah, you never know. You never know.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Anonymous, it's nice to hear, you know, that people can have good relationships after a breakup, you know. Totally. It's nice. And obviously, you know, is maybe telling of what their relationship was. We've got another anonymous caller here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Hi there. Tell us got another anonymous caller here. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi there. Tell us about your messy pet divorce. So actually similar to the previous caller. So we have shared custody of our dog. Slightly different. So we have a daughter together. Human daughter or dog daughter? Sorry, human daughter.
Starting point is 00:34:43 You never know in these conversations, anonymous. So, okay. Human daughter or dog daughter? Sorry, human daughter. I have to clarify. You never know in these conversations, Anonymous. So, okay. No, human daughter. Yeah. So, wherever our daughter goes, so if she comes to my place, to his place, the dog goes. So, essentially, the dog goes with the daughter.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Oh, gotcha. So, you've got shared custody of dog and daughter. Yep. So, if you're getting a day off parenting, you're also getting a day off the dog. You are truly, you're like... Living your best life. Yeah, you are free.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Not living your best life, I shouldn't say that. Living your most relaxed life. No, no, no, you can say that. On behalf of everyone with kids, you can say that. You're living your most relaxed life, I should say. Yeah, exactly. Oh, yeah, good. We both equally loved her,
Starting point is 00:35:26 so we couldn't really decide who would get her over the other. Good on you guys. And that's awesome for your daughter to see that you guys can deal with things maturely like that as well. It's so good. So technically, yeah, you've got joint custody of both your daughters, one dog, one human. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Cute. I love it. I like it good situations that doesn't always work out that way someone texts through and said my ex and I had a one-year-old dog and I decided I wanted to get another one so I did a couple of months later I wanted to end our three-year relationship and she said that was all good but i get to keep the one-year-old dog i said like hell so i went and bought her a new dog so i could leave both with both dogs all went well and she rehomed the puppy that i got her a couple of months later anyway i think that's how dogs work but you don't just replace one like, it obviously worked in that situation. No, it didn't. She went and sold the dog that you bought her.
Starting point is 00:36:27 What? She said that she onsold the puppy. Yeah, maybe that person realised she actually doesn't want the dog. She just wants to take it from me. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Don't get pits together. What about, this is quite interesting too. Someone said, I used to work at a doggy daycare and we had quite a few dogs that were cared for by both, i.e. split custody. Most times it worked well. A couple of times it didn't and ended up with instructions not to let the other person pick the dog up under any circumstances.
Starting point is 00:37:05 We always went by the instructions of whoever was the registered owner of the dog. Got pretty messy sometimes. People who work at doggy daycares don't get paid enough to deal with your marriage drama. They would say it all. Oh, man. Because the person would turn up and go, I'm here to pick up the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'd be like, no, you're not allowed in, sir.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Let me see my dog! We'll call the police! Far out. Let's play let's play oogly googly do you feel lucky well do you it's time for brian clint's google down punk guys i've renamed google down to oogly googly i'm really tickled by that yeah why did i did I know Claudia would like it? Because she wants to be the oogaly, googaly champion. She'll be the oogaliest, googliest if she can take the win in this one. Simple game. This is where Clint, Claudia and Ella go head to head to see who is the fastest Googler.
Starting point is 00:38:01 We have people standing by who have text through the name. They're going to pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars if they're back the winner. And here's the rules. I've put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the first answer that pops up. If you yell out that answer first, you get a point. First to three wins the game.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Got it. Ready to play? Ready. What are you laughing at? I feel like I've got it this week. Why? I don't know. Something in my mind. He's so confident. He's trying to knock us, Claude. There's one way to find
Starting point is 00:38:32 out. Let's play. Question number one. Who won Player of the State of Origin Series in 2022? Who won Player? Patrick Kerrigan. That's correct, Clint. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Patrick Carrigan took out player of the State of Origin series last year. Game two on tonight. You don't have to know who it is. That's what Google's there for. No, like it's not even coming up in mine. Like what was that question? Doesn't matter. Clint has the point.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Well, I'm confident that I'm going to get the next one. Good. I like it. Question number two. Who invented the hairdryer? Who invented it? Alexandra Friend or Andrea Godfrey. I'm going to give it to Claude.
Starting point is 00:39:17 She started first. It was in 1888. Did you guys realise that? 1888. Did they have electricity in 1888? Apparently so. It was probably full of hot coals. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah, maybe. I think it was those big ones. All technology back then sounds terrifying. Yeah. You know when you used to go to the hairdresser? Well, I don't remember. But they had those massive things that they put over your head. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:41 That was technically a hairdryer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Wonder Claw. Wonder Clip. Do they still do those? I think they might. I think some Yeah. That was technically hair dryer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, one to claw, one to clench. Do they still do those? I think they might.
Starting point is 00:39:48 I think some places do, but they're not like that anymore. Yeah. They're a bit more. You guys try to dice an ear wrap yet? Not yet. Nah, bro. Oh, man. Nah.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I feel like I'd just get a big knot. Nah. Nah, they're magic things. I watched my wife use it. They are incredible. I think it's certain hair types that works the best. Yeah, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:07 You're a bit hairy for it. Excuse you. Take a point away. I actually want more hair on my head. I'd love a thick mane of hair. Less on the back, more on the head. What the heck? Where did that come from?
Starting point is 00:40:19 I'm about to deduct a point. Yeah, you should. No, I'm going to. Deducting a point from Clint because I am the judge of this game. Yeah, being rude. What a crock. No, you went for me once and I let it go and then you had another crack, so no points.
Starting point is 00:40:35 One point to Claudia. All that power's gone to your hairy knuckles. Clint, you need to sit in a corner. Go to timeout. I've had a full laser hair removal. I just want to oogly googles. Question number three. How many seasons are there of Love Island UK?
Starting point is 00:40:56 Ten. Ten. I also would have accepted over nine seasons because we are currently in season 10. Over nine? No, Clint gets the point. One to Clint, one to Claude. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Who was the first person to go to space? Yuri Gagarin. That's right, Claude. I will give you that one. Just got in there before Clint. Ella, you playing? Okay. Two to Claude. I will give you that one. Just got in there before Clint. Ella, you playing? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Two to Claude, one to Clint. Question number five. What year was the Treaty of Waitangi signed? 1844. Clint's wrong. What did you guys say? I made one up, but I didn't even finish it. 1840.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Claude just got in with 1840 before Ellen takes the game. That means the KFC this afternoon is going to Peter. Congratulations, Peter. Thank you. I was robbed. I was clearly robbed. I was disadvantaged. That was sexism.
Starting point is 00:42:03 You wouldn't have won anyway, so. What is the ugliest of googlers? Yes, the ugliest of googlers. Peter, you can go and try the new Hot Honey Double Down. That's out now at KFC. Congratulations. Nice work, mate. Cheers. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. And this is Birthday Banger, where you get to call us up, you tell us your birthdays, and we tell you what was the song that was number one when you turned 16. That real nostalgic time of your life where it takes you back. Let's kick it off with Ryan. Kia ora, Ryan. G'day, Ryzy. Hey, how we doing, guys?
Starting point is 00:42:38 Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Just finished work, pulled into the driveway, and surprisingly, it's my first time trying to get in here on the birthday banger and I got through. You got through first time. That's massive. Ryan, did you just say you've waited? You're in your driveway and you've waited in your car for this. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of not a bad thing to just chill out for a bit before I go inside. Yeah, I like that. I always do it. I love it. It's like me time in the driveway.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Tell us your date of birth and we'll do your birthday banger. August 30th, 1985. All right. I hope we don't disappoint Ryan. He was 16 in 2001. And here is your birthday banger. Oh, Rizey. How good.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You get blue and all rise. All rising. How good. All rising. You get blue and all rise. Come on, Ryan, tell me you love it. I'll take it. I'll take it. You'll take it. Yeah, good man. It's a great one.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Okay, wait there. Birthday banger for Veronica. Kia ora, Veronica. G'day, Veronica. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. On a scale of one to ten, how good was your day? Oh, eight.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Eight's good. We'll take an eight. Pretty good. I'd take an eight. Rock solid. Love that. Must have had a good lunch. Veronica, give me your birthday. That's how I rate my day, Veronica.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good lunch can make a great day. I rate my day. It's because I had head lunch. Oh. Oh. You got to an eight and you didn't even have lunch. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:44:09 No. I know. I'd be so hangry by now if I hadn't had lunch. Yeah, me too. I'd be raging. Well, Veronica, let's get you home quickly then. What's your birthday? 25 October 1976.
Starting point is 00:44:23 All right, my love. That means you were 16 in 1992. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Yeah, Veronica. Hey, you didn't get lunch, but how about a snack? You get Billy Ray Cyrus in those tight jeans. I would gobble up that mullet. I don't know about you, Veronica.
Starting point is 00:44:50 I don't know. Delish. Not a mullet thing. Those tight acid wash jeans. For any of our Gen Zs listening. I think I just swallowed some vomit. Listen to Veronica. Veronica goes, oh. Swallowed her vomit.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Well, there's your lunch. For our Gen Z's, that's Miley Cyrus' dad. Yes. Yeah. And there you go. One more birthday banger from Mere. Kia ora, Mere. G'day, Mere.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Hey. How was your day, my friend? Not too bad. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's round it out with a birthday banger. What's your birthday? 25th of December, 1991. Oh, you poor bugger.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Christmas Day. Birthday on Christmas Day. Oh, well, let's hope you get a good birthday, Banger. You were 16 in 2007. And this is it. Leona Lewis. You're a good singer, love. Good singer, love.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I was desperately trying to find jingle bells to prank you with. Has she not already been through enough? Okay, wait there, media. We're going to decide between Leona Lewis, Billy Ray Cyrus and Blue All Rise. I feel like there is no decision to be made. It's Risey with all rise, I think. Risey? Yeah, Ryan, Risey with All Rise, I think. Risey? Yeah, Ryan, Risey.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Oh. Yeah. I think you're calling the song Risey. No, I call it Ryan, Risey. Risey, you've won with Blue and All Risey. Congratulations. Beautiful. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:18 That's great. Beautiful. Nice work, Ryan. Our birthday banger is from the year 2001 this afternoon. I just picture Ryan. He's like, now I've got to sit in the driveway for another however many minutes. Hey, stick with us. Straight after this, we have pulled off an epic prank of Mama Di.
Starting point is 00:46:36 You're going to love it. You'll get to hear it. Straight after this, Brian Clint. Please, gotta believe what I say. What I will tell happened just the other day. Brian Clint. A psychologist, Clint, has revealed the four ways you can tell if your crush is interested based on how they text. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is always good to know, I think. I always tell people not to read too much into texts.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Am I wrong? I think it I always tell people not to read too much into texts. Am I wrong? I think it's certain. Should you be psychoanalyzing every single bloody character that's in that text message? Well, I think there's a lot in saying what you just said. I think if you have to, then they're probably not that into you.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Or you're really insecure and paranoid. Or that. Let's get into, there's four things. Let's get into the first one. Slow texting. When you start feeling like you need to play games to get their attention, it's a huge red flag they're not actually interested. Or they're busy.
Starting point is 00:47:38 See, nah, I disagree with you. Or they don't prioritise their phone. Nah. Or they're at work. Nah, nah. If they like you, they will find aise their phone. Nah. Or they're at work. Nah, nah. If they like you, they will find a way to text you back. There's a lot. Yeah, yeah, okay, yep.
Starting point is 00:47:52 Some people come in really hot with the texts early in the relationship, though. Yeah. You know, like some people are a lot and they need a lot of replies. I mean, it's all in context, right? I think, you know, if they're taking like a day to reply, then they're not into you. Oh, no, no. If they reply to you the next day, you're a low priority.
Starting point is 00:48:11 You know what I mean? Yeah, okay. Like if you don't hear from them for like hours and hours, I'm not saying they have to be like by their phone 24-7. I thought you were saying like five or ten minutes. No, no, no, no. Right, okay. But, you know, if it's yeah a long time in between i agree with
Starting point is 00:48:25 that one um these are the signs from a psychologist that the person you're texting might not be that into you yes this is the second one two you text them way more than they do if you're constantly the one that continues the conversation and if you stop it they don't continue it red flag yeah i agree yeah like if if someone's interested and they want to get to know you, they will ask you questions. That's the same in real life. That's not just a texting thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:51 If you're out for dinner with them and you're driving the conversation, they... Aren't that into you. Yeah. Or they're not that interesting as well. No, but they don't have to be interesting to ask you questions. No, I know. They could be quite into you, but they're
Starting point is 00:49:06 just like... Or they could feel a bit awkward. Yeah. You know, but over text, I think there's no excuse. Yeah, I agree. You know, to feel awkward. Like you have heaps of time to think about your questions. Just go to chat AI and say, give me 15 good questions to ask someone I've just started dating. Exactly. I'll give it
Starting point is 00:49:22 to you. Okay, here's number three. If they like your Instagram pictures and reply to your stories from time to time, but they can't hold a normal conversation. Yeah. That's a red flag. I think so. So I think what it means is,
Starting point is 00:49:36 so say they will like a Instagram story of yours or they'll like a photo of yours on Instagram, but then they won't have like a fully fledged conversation over text. Yeah. You know, it just means... What's the red flag there? I think the red flag is like they're just kind of keeping you there. Ah.
Starting point is 00:49:53 But they don't want to go any deeper than that. Okay. So maybe it's like an option, like as a hooker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I think. Or they've got a girlfriend. Or that. Or that.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Okay, there's one more. Should we do this? Yeah, one more. Or that. Or that. Okay, there's one more. Should we do this? Yeah, one more. Four, no hard plans. You're texting and texting for days, but you don't actually make any concrete plans to meet in person. What did she say? No houseplants.
Starting point is 00:50:18 She's got an accent. No hard plans. Number four, no houseplants. If they cannot keep a houseplant alive They cannot keep a relationship alive Look, I'll be honest, that is a red flag No houseplants Come round to my place, man Heaps of plants
Starting point is 00:50:35 Half of them are dead But they're still there in the pots I've got hope, you know Still counts Yeah, still counts Listen up, ladies I am entering my handyman era Is that what? You know what? Yes. Bree and Clint. Listen up, ladies. I am entering my handyman era.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Is that what? You know what? Because this actually worries me. Like, I look at you as a person and think, I am quite worried about you using power tools. No, no, no, no. Take that back. Remember earlier? No, like, I'm just being honest.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Like, I actually worry. Earlier this year, remember, I became a chainsaw guy? I started using that chainsaw. And I was thinking you were going to come back without a finger or a hand or something. Like I genuinely worried for your safety. I did what all chainsaw guys do and made an Instagram reel of me using the chainsaw so everybody could see what a good chainsaw guy I was. Yeah, I think that's the last thing chainsaw guys do.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Do you want to see my new tool that I've got here? Yeah, you were telling me earlier that it's a nail gun, right? I have. Please. Oh, jeez, someone's going to get hurt. I've borrowed a nail gun. Honestly, don't point it at me because, no, no, no, for real. I'm not pointing at you.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Okay. It's got no battery in it. I don't care if it's got no battery. Don't point it at me. Oh, it does have nails in it. Okay. Yeah. Put it down. Yeah. Oh, shit, it's pointing at Claudia. Oh, I don battery in it. I don't care if it's got no battery. Don't point it at me. Oh, it does have nails in it. Okay, point it down. Yeah. Oh, shit, it's pointing at Claudia. Oh, I don't know what to do with it. Honestly,
Starting point is 00:51:52 someone is going to get really injured and I'm guessing it will be Clint. No, they're not. I've got some repairs that I need to do around the house. I need to shore up some trellis that is hanging. You don't even know what that means. I do. I've got to put nails into it, so it's fixed. Okay?
Starting point is 00:52:07 And so I've borrowed a nail gun. I believe, and this is what my wife said to me, because I said to you the other day that we want to do some renovations, but times are tight, bloody cost of living crisis. And I said to her, I'll take down the wall that we want taken out. Do I feel like your wife, Lucy, would feel the same as me? She does. And probably not have much confidence in you. She does, which I feel is your wife Lucy would feel the same as me and probably not have much
Starting point is 00:52:26 confidence in you. She does, which I feel is an attack on my manhood. I think she knows you best. Like, I'll be honest, you know if you were to do something creative like put together
Starting point is 00:52:42 like a musical show I would have a lot of confidence in you. Whereas like if you were putting together a flat pack, not as much confidence. I can flat pack. Thank you very much. It takes me a while and I have a few beers while I do it. It takes everyone a while.
Starting point is 00:52:58 I can do a flat pack. We're all not good. Anyway, I don't really know. I don't need anything. I thought I might need some advice. I don't think I need anything. It says you just push the battery in and it says click twice. Please just be careful with it.
Starting point is 00:53:11 And you're good to go. They're actually so dangerous. Have you ever used an air gun before? Yes. Have you? Yes. What are you doing tomorrow? Let's talk about this thruple that's in the news today.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Kiwi thruple. Thruple from Kumu in Auckland. Oh, the thruple from Kumu. Yeah. That's where Vaughan lives. Wait, Hayley lives out there too. Oh, imagine. Shocking.
Starting point is 00:53:42 No, they've both got a partner. They'd be in a quadruple. What do you mean? Vaughn's got Sade Yeah, and then they add one more person to the mix It's a thruple Yeah, oh, right I thought you were saying that Vaughn and Hayley were in a thruple together Oh, no, no, no
Starting point is 00:53:57 Oh, so they've both got a partner I mean, yes, could be But I'm just saying either of them We don't want to start rumours, okay That's salacious Not a rumour if it could be true. But I know for a fact that Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley are all sleeping together. So that's not a rumour.
Starting point is 00:54:11 We saw it. This is not the throuple that we're talking about. Okay? This is a couple. Who would be the boss, can I ask, in the Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley relationship? Like if they were a throuple. Yeah, yeah, Hayley. Hayley would be the boss. She would keep them organised, yeah. Oh, no, I kindouple, Hayley would be the boss.
Starting point is 00:54:25 She would keep them organized, yeah. Oh, no, I kind of think Fletch could be the boss. Like he might be the alpha dog. Can I talk to you about this real throuple, please? Can I get back on track? Are you sure it's not them? It's not them. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Because their names are in this article. Right. But I'm going to leave their names out of it because everybody is talking about them today and I'm sure it's hell. But the situation is fascinating. Okay? So here's the situation. Woman number one, we'll say.
Starting point is 00:54:53 It's a two-woman, one-man throuple. Yes. Woman number one owns a house. Got it. She bought a house in the early 2000s for around $500,000. On her own? On her own. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:03 She paid the deposit herself. She paid $40,000 deposit to secure this $500,000 house. There's a mortgage on the house. God, did she pay half a million in the year 2000? Yeah. Shit, we got no hope. She then enters a relationship with a man and a woman who are already married. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Oh, I see. Interesting. So the married couple and her, that's the throuple. So the married couple have added her to their marriage. Yep. And now they're all together. Yep, but they didn't marry her because you can't do that. No, but they, yeah, yeah, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:55:38 So as a thruple, they move into woman number one's house. Right. And for the next 15 years, all three of them in their throuple live in this house and contribute to the household the paying of the mortgage until 2017 when they all break up. Slowly but surely. Wait, all of them break up? Yeah, one of them left the relationship and then shortly after that, the other part of the relationship fell over. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:00 So they're all broken up. The dispute now is the house is worth $2 million in the year 2023. Must be a nice house. But there is no de facto relationship law for throuples. Marriage law would cover this off. Because she wasn't a part of the marriage. But the person whose house is in, the name, she's not married to anybody. No.
Starting point is 00:56:20 But the married couple who are no longer a couple who lived there for 15 years and paid the mortgage for 15 years they're like well what part of the property do we get it's gone to the supreme court in wellington because there is no law for this there's no there's no trying to figure it out to sort out the breakup of a thruple but technically wouldn't um you know, they don't need to be married. No. So technically there'd be a de facto relationship. No, there's not.
Starting point is 00:56:51 No, there's not. Because there's no de facto law for throuples. No, but I'm saying technically she would have had a de facto relationship with both of them. You can't have a de facto relationship with two people. That's what I'm saying to you. The de facto law. That's crazy. No, but the law doesn't exist for relationship with two people. That's what I'm saying to you. The de facto law. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:05 No, but the law doesn't exist for relationships of three people. That's why this is such a weird thing. So what are they going to do? That's why it's gone to the Supreme Court, because they've had to go, holy crap, and whatever they decide is going to set the precedent for throuples to come, you know? I think it's pretty simple.
Starting point is 00:57:22 I think it's pretty clear cut, in my opinion. Like, if I reckon this is what should happen. Listen to me. Thank you. I know everything. This is what I think should happen. So she bought the house on her own originally in the year 2000. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:36 She paid $40,000 as a down payment. Yeah. So, oh, man, this is confusing. So then whenever they joined, whatever she had already paid, technically she should get back. And then everything else, so whatever's left of the rest, then they should, I mean, the house needs to be sold and then they split it three ways.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yeah, but if it's a messy breakup and she doesn't want to give the married couple anything, then that's where it gets icky because I think she technically doesn't have to. Yeah, well, she doesn't, does she? And you thought your two-person breakup was complicated. Imagine breaking up as a throuple. My head hurts just listening. And that's the end of the show.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Thank you so much for joining us this afternoon. What's everyone up to tonight? What's the 411? I'm trying to think of what I could suggest that means I don't have to watch Love Island. I don't want to go home with a major distraction like I need to show up with
Starting point is 00:58:37 a puppy. A puppy, yeah, that would do it. I started watching a new show last night called Based on a True Story. It's got Kaley Cuoco in it. I started watching a new show last night called Based on a True Story. It's got Kaley Cuoco in it. I want to watch that. I want to watch that. Pretty good.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I was quite hooked. Very good end of episodes and it hooks you into the next one. So that's good. I love Kaley Cuoco. Yeah, she's great. She's really good in this. You finally warmed to her. Well, it took a long time after, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:06 she was such a prominent part of a TV show that I hate so much. Seven rules for dating my teenage daughter. No, I like that show. You know the show. I don't speak of its name. But also, also, don't, why are you? Now you're bringing up the song. You're bringing up the theme song. What song?
Starting point is 00:59:27 Here we go. She's great in this. Even the theme song is infuriating. You've never watched it. Don't pretend like you've watched it. I have watched it. You have not watched it. I have watched it.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Name three characters. The three nerds in the hot chick. Name her character. Belle. Even I know that's wrong. I don't know her character's name, but I know it's not that. Have a great night, everybody. Also.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Where do you watch the Kaley Cuoco show? Based on a true story, I'm pretty sure it's on TVNZ. I think it is, yeah. Also, go the Mighty Maroons State of Origin Game 2 wherever you're watching. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye, guys.
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