ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st June 2024

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brie and Clint Save Like A Boss with KFC's 999 Wicked Pack Oh my god It's Friday Make some noise for the original. ZM's free and clean.

Yeah, how many shows you know got their own MC to start the radio show? Huh? Huh? Not many, if any. Yeah. Hi, everybody. Happy Friday. Before a short week.

Friday before a short week. No Friday. Friday of work next week for Matariki. Oh, yeah. That Friday. Before a short week. Friday before a short week. No Friday. Friday of work next week for Matariki. Oh, yeah, that's going to be great. Do love a short week. And it's unusual to have the Friday off rather than the Monday. Today is also the shortest day of the year. It is the winter solstice, which means that while we will have a very short day today,

from tomorrow, the days start getting longer. Back towards summer, which is something to look forward to. Which is a great thing. Every day will get not noticeably longer, but that tiny little bit longer and longer and longer. I feel like the sun doesn't come up till like 7.30. Yeah, it's like 10 past, quarter past seven at the moment. It's like late.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So dark. We'll start changing. Today we'll play what's the, no, five on time. My God, we're going to play five on time for $19,500 today. That's a big moolah on the line. If you want to play, all you have to do is stop our clock at exactly five seconds. We'll hand over the money.

We'll do that at four o'clock today with an activator at five to four. And the first thing we'll do to do is tradie versus lady where the tradies called one back yesterday. They sure did. Can they do it again? Go back to back? There is a great prize

up for grabs thanks to the tool shed. If you want to play, give us a call now. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady, I reckon.

It's the tradie versus lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies 3, 2, 1, let's go Yes, thank you Tool Shed Great prizes you've provided us For the last couple of weeks And today is no different

That 35 litre vacuum cleaner worth $299 And the $50 cash Still up for grabs Our lady's from Gizzy. She's 37 and she listens every day. And her kids really wanted her to play Tradie vs. Lady. Welcome to the show, Courtney. Hi, Courtney.

Hi. Are the kids with you right now? I've got two out of three. I've just picked up one from school and she's in a bit of disbelief. Wow. What are the kids' names? I have Quinn and I have Waikura here with me. Quinn and Waikura.

Hi, guys. Good to have you on ZM. Okay, you'll take on our trading today from Hawke's Bay. They're 39 years old and they're a massive Ed Sheeran fan. Welcome to the show, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, guys. How many times have you seen him live, Nicole?

Twice now. Twice? That's impressive. Very good have you seen him live, Nicole? Twice now. Twice? That's impressive. Very good. What's your trade, Nicole? I'm actually not a tradie. I do payroll. Payroll?

We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take it. You can represent the tradies? Absolutely. Nicole, your buzzer is... Let's go with names, actually. Nicole and Courtney as your buzzers.

First person with three correct answers wins the game. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Who holds the record for the most Emmy Awards for Outstanding Hosts for a Reality or Competition Program? Is it Jeff Pross, RuPaul, or Steve Harvey? Courtney. Yes, Courtney.

Is it Jeff Pross? You would think he's hosted Survivor for many, many years, but no. Nicole? Steve Harvey? No. No, the answer is RuPaul has won the most Emmys for his time hosting on RuPaul's Drag Race. No points there. Question number two.

In what city were the first infections of COVID-19 discovered? Courtney. Yes, Courtney. Was it in China? Yes. In Asia? No. I mean, it was a good guess.

Nicole? I've just gone completely blank. Yeah, you'll kick yourself once you hear it. You'll know exactly what it is when I say it. Wuhan. Wuhan, yeah. Wuhan, yeah. Wuhan, China. All right, no points there.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. How do you sleep when you lie to me? Courtney. Courtney. Sam Smith. Sam Smith is on the money. You're on the board with one.

Question number four. Which two teams will play the Super Rugby final tomorrow at Eden Park? Nicole. Courtney. Yes, Nicole. Is it the Blues and the Chiefs? Well done. Nice work, Nicole. You've evened it and just won a piece. Question

number five. Which Tom Cruise movie franchise is this theme music to? Courtney. Courtney's in. I haven't even really heard. But I'm going to say Mission Impossible. Well done. I don't know if he's in any others.

Yeah, is he in any other franchises? I don't know. I don't think so. Top, um. I guess you could say top. Top has got two, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were very fast anyway.

Well done. Two to Courtney, one to Nicole. You need this one, Nicole, to stay in it. Question number six. What planet was Superman originally from? Was it Krypton, Cybertron or LeBron? Nicole. Courtney.

Krypton. Krypton's correct. She's got it. And that's the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. It was a good game today. Great game from both of you.

Thanks for playing. And Courtney, you're our winner today with that prize. Thanks to the Toolshed. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you. I've got a very happy Quinn in the back. Your kids are going to be so impressed with you.

Courtney, all that listening has paid off, my friend. We'll get out those prizes to your ASAP. Thank you. Have a great weekend. Cheers, mate. The Tool Shed is your one-stop shop for power tools, hand tools, and ear tools. Bree and Clint. We have a producing team here at the Bree and Clint Show.

They're very smart and clever and talented and good at their jobs, but sometimes everybody says silly things, right? Sometimes. Happens to the best of us. Sometimes we call it the producers say the darndest things. It's our producer Ella. Mainly it's just Ella. Are you surprised? Despite all the jokes we make, she is a fully grown adult.

How old are you? 23. 23. When are you 24? October the 30th. She's an engaged woman. Thank you. She's an adult.

I am smart, but sometimes I have my moments. She's even going to move out of her parents' house soon. No, she did, and then she had to move back because she realised that she didn't know how to cook. That's right. It's expensive out there. That's right, and she couldn't work the washing machine. Oh, shut up.

I'm not that incompetent. Well, aren't you because... I've done my washing this morning. Aren't you because ask us the question that you asked yesterday to do with the work microwave. I lifted up my tinned beans and I said, can this go in the microwave? She said, can I put a tin can in the microwave?

Yeah. To which Brie and I, I can't remember whether I rolled my eyes more or I sort of gasped more. It was kind of a combination of the two. I think it was all three of us, me, Claudia and Clint, all at this exact same time went, no! So you now know that you can't put a tin can in the microwave. Look, some things are just good.

But can I ask, why do you think you can't put a tin can in the microwave? Because I know some things can't and sometimes it's a big deal and I don't want to. Why is it a big deal? What would happen? It explodes. Yeah. Like friction and science and microwaves.

But what's a tin can made of? Tin? Yeah. And can metal go in the microwave? No, actually, I wouldn't put a spoon in the microwave. So no. No. Thank God.

Wouldn't do that. I'd put a fork in. That's work shopping. Multiple reasons why you can't put a tin can in the microwave. Yeah, lots. And I learnt that, thank you guys, yesterday. The refried beans were good though. She knew. She was just checking.

And good on her for asking, right? Thank you. Could have been worse. She could have gone, she could have been too scared to ask. She could have been worried that we would ridicule her on live radio for it and she could have just gone ahead and done it. Should have known better. We would have been in a whole different situation.

I suggest just Googling it from here on out, Ella. Then you don't have to cop the ridicule from us. Is your Google search history just everything? Is it just can I? Probably. Followed by a different phrase? Yes. Can I put this here?

Can I do this with this? Ooh. Can I put diesel in my petrol car? Diesel is cheaper. Can I use it? Ah, keen! Can my Demio run on diesel? It makes sense.

It's cheaper, right? We want to ask, like Ella, the fully grown adult, what is the thing that you should have known? You should have known, but you didn't. You didn't. And maybe you asked and got told and everyone was like, oh my God, I can't believe you don't know that.

Well, maybe you didn't ask. You just went ahead and did that thing. I would love to see the percentage of adults that actually know how to do their taxes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't. No. No. I don't think anybody does.

And I'm not embarrassed by it. I don't think anyone knows how to do that. I have no idea what is going on. Yes, Ella? Like Bree, I don't know how to do fractions either. And Clint, yesterday you were trying to teach Bree off here some fraction stuff, and I was like, I have no idea either. I missed that in school. Yeah. So I don't know how to was like, I have no idea either. I missed that in school.

Yeah. So don't know how to do that. No idea about fractions. They don't make sense. And to be honest, I've made it. Fractions and frictions. I've made it this far in life. Yeah, I don't need that.

Yeah, I've got the little cups that tell me what one third of a cup is. You've made it 30% of the way through your life. Oh, don't do that. So you're saying she's going to live to 100? Yeah. No. Hold on. Wait, no, hold on. Oh, you live over

100? Really? Shush, I'm figuring it out. So 60 would be 60. 100. Oh, $800 at M or you can text it to 9696. Be brave. We won't make fun of you. We want to know what's the thing that you should have known as an adult

but you didn't. You didn't. You just didn't. Bri and Clint. Brianna, don't stop the music. Say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. Say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. If you know, you know.

Say it one more time, I'm not going to stop. Please don't stop the music. That's one of the things we're talking about, isn't it? One of the things you should have known as an adult, but you just didn't. You just didn't know. Our producer Ella asked if she could put a can of beans in the microwave. We said, um,

if you want to create a bomb. Unopened? Opened? We didn't check. Opened or unopened? Oh, good question. Maybe a little bit slightly opened, like the packets that you get, like microwavable rice. Okay, well it's better than unopened, I think, but still. They made those plastic packets for the microwave. They're handy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool it's better than unopened, I think. But still. They made those plastic packets for the microwave.

They're handy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool. That's confusing. Far out. They walk among us. So we want to know, what is the thing that you should have known as an adult but you didn't? And it's okay, because you know now.

And maybe you narrowly avoided disaster or maybe you learnt through disaster. First person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. now, okay, and maybe you narrowly avoided disaster or maybe you learnt through disaster. First person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what should you have really known as an adult but you didn't? So I'm 35 now, but it took me until I was 24 to find out what animal ham came from.

Anonymous. Okay, where did you think it came from? Anonymous. Okay, where did you think it came from? Well, that was, I genuinely didn't know. You just didn't know, yeah, yeah. You know, you can get a pork roast and bacon is bacon, but where does ham come from? It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer goes, you're right, Lisa, like some big magical animal.

Big magical animal up in the sky. The penny dropped when my nine-year-old said to me, Mum, what is the pig in Toy Story called? Oh. Damn. Oh, that's what did it for you. Let's test you on some other things, Anonymous. Where does the meat prosciutto come from?

35 and don't know. 35 and don't know. Salami? No, and that's embarrassing because I really like salami. You're hilarious, Anonymous. It's all pig, right? It's all pig. It's all pig.

I didn't want to assume that I knew. I thought I knew. I was a little bit like you, Anonymous, so don't feel too bad, okay? Oh, is it? Someone texted and said, I'm 40 and I still don't know how to tie a tie. Every time I have to tie a tie, I have to YouTube it. A lot of people are like that. Especially people who don't wear ties often.

Yeah. You know? If you're only wearing it like once or twice a year, that's fair enough. From a tie to a tire, someone texting and saying they had no idea how to change a flat tire. You really want to learn how to change a flat tire before you need to change a flat tire. You really want to learn how to change a flat tyre before you need to change a flat tyre. You don't want to be learning as you go. You can, YouTuber, but you don't want to have to do that

on the side of the road, like on the side of the highway. No way. Do a dummy run at home. 100%. Yeah. Although, I mean, that's the last thing I feel like doing on my weekend. Totally. All right, everyone, come outside.

We're going to all take the tyre off and then put a tyre back on. And then after that we're going to do a fire drill. You should. You should. How annoying were fire drills? But you don't. How annoying are fire drills now at work? Our work is so anal about fire drills.

There's like 1,000 people in this building and they all pile, we all pile out down the stairs and no one wants to be there. And the fire warden's got this special vest on. They're like, everybody in the right place. I'm like, I'm going to get a coffee. And they're like, no, no, you need to report here so we know if you're on fire or not. And I'm like, it's a fake fire. I'm going to get a coffee.

If there is a real fire in this building, I will not be near those stairs that are super close to the building. Just so you know. Eden's here. Hi, Eden. Hi, Eden. Hi. What's a thing you should have known as an adult but you didn't?

Well, I was 28 and I'd hired a car and I had my kids with me. Yeah. And I got to a gas station and I panicked because I didn't know what side the frigging gas cap was on. Yeah. And my six-year-old at the time was like, well, what side's the arrow pointing? And I'm like, what do you mean?

And he's like, well, what side is the arrow pointing? And I looked and I was like, it's to the right. And he was like, it's on that side. And I was like, what? Your six-year-old told you this? Yeah. That's when you know they've watched too many life hacks on YouTube. Is that where it comes from?

I was going to ask. It's paid off. Yeah. At that point, you should have just thrown the six-year-old the car keys and gone, well, you drive us. I was tempted. Yeah.

I was tempted. God, it's paid off letting him watch the YouTube videos then. Very embarrassing. Thanks, Eden. That's so good. Someone texted her and said, I always thought a visa to get into a country was the same visa you got from the bank.

I'm 25 and only just learned that they are two different things two days ago. That's cute. You need a visa. But I'm scared of credit cards and I've got a MasterCard. You're like, I can go to whatever country I want. I've got a visa debit. Don't be afraid to ask, right? Yeah, just ask.

Just ask. If it's something you don't know, just ask. And like breezy, the safest way to do it is to ask Google. It's fine. I look like an idiot all the time. Yeah. I ask questions like that all the time on the radio. Yeah, she looks like an idiot. I play the character so well.

Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, extra, extra read all about it. The princess of pop herself has new music out. I'm not talking about Kylie Minogue or Britney Spears or any of the princesses of pop.

We're talking about Paris Hilton. She has a new song called I'm Free. I think she's always been free. I mean, she's had, you know, rich billionaires. She's had a pretty good time. But here's the goss, right? So new song, fans are loving it. Here's a little sneak peek of Paris Hilton's new song, I'm Free. Buzzy, she's gone back to doing music.

I know she's a DJ now and she's a mom and she's everything else. Mate. But her music was like a moment in time. I think we can all agree that Paris Hilton had one of the greatest pop songs ever released. You're talking about Stars Are Blind? Of course I am. That song is...

It was iconic. Thank you, Dean. This part, this part. Banger. You're kind of right and I always felt about this song that if it was done

by anybody else it would have been a bigger hit. Would have been a hit. But I always felt about this song that if it was done by anybody else, it would have been a bigger hit. Would have been a hit. But the world was busy hating Paris Hilton at the time or just ridiculing her, right? Exactly right. No one wanted to look uncool to say that. Oh, that's not a bad song.

If Atomic Kitten had done that song at the peak of their fame, it would have went well. Dean, you live in Los Angeles. Have you ever met Paris Hilton or been to a Paris Hilton DJ set before? I've never been to a DJ set, but I've met her, and I have to tell you my story about her. I was at a party. We were standing in the kitchen, and I brought a bottle of tequila

because I knew she liked tequila, so that was going to be my in, and it actually was my in. Anyway, I was like, there were no glasses, and I was like, Paris, there's no glasses. She walks up to these two dudes, grabs their champagne flutes out of their hands, pours them down the sink and goes, here's two glasses for us. She is an icon. And the two dudes were like, the two dudes just looked at us.

And I was like, love it. And then she jumped, these couches were all pink leather, and she jumped on the couches and her stiletto was popping holes in the leather. And she was like, pop, pop, pop. You know when you pop that bubble wrap? Yeah. She's a shocker. That is shocking.

I love her. Oh, my God. I love her so much. But you have the perfect Paris Hilton story, Dean. It's so good. Oh, my best. Yeah. That's the goss.

Love her. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent and friend of the stars, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. A study has revealed that women who think they're attractive think they deserve taller men. It's a weird psychological link.

But that's what the study found. Do you feel hotter if you have a taller man? I wonder if it goes the other way. You get yourself a tall man, you're like, oh, yeah, I really am that bitch. Please never do that in my presence again. I feel real uncomfortable. We're going to do our own market research

and we're going to find out what the crazy height difference is in your relationship. Do you have a big height difference in your relationship? This text came through. It said I'm five foot, which is about 149 centimetres. Five foot. On a good day. Yeah. And my partner is 6'1". Wow. So that's pretty big. It's more than a foot.

Foot and one inch. Foot and an inch. They also said, and did you know this? So the woman who said she's five foot said that she's not allowed to ride some rides at Rainbow's End. No. And she's 32. He's 6'1". He's not crazy tall, but you are on the verge of being crazy short. So the difference is...

Five foot is teeny weeny. You better hope he doesn't have a growth spurt. Let's talk to Stephanie. Hi, Stephanie. Hi, Steph. Hi. Do you have a big height difference in your relationship, Steph? Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm five foot one. Yeah. Okay. And... Oh, so I'm five foot one. Yeah. Okay. Sorry for calling. Sorry for that crazy short comment just before. No, that's all right. I'm one and a half.

I'm five foot one and a half. Oh, you're way taller than crazy short. Way taller. Way taller. Yeah, yeah. But my husband is six foot one. Yeah. We got a foot.

We got a foot. It's a foot. Do you love it, foot. We got a foot. It's a foot. Do you love it, Steph? Oh, I do. I do. I do love it. Got it. I'm short and fat.

He's tall and skinny. Oh, okay. Steph, you're a card. I think Bree was imagining you were riding him around like a horse. I was just picturing him picking you up. Nah, not riding around like a horse, but, you know, let's not go there. You're on air. Okay, Steph.

Okay, Steph. And the other thing is our children. Your children. Yeah. Yeah, so we've got three boys. Yes. Our oldest boy is a real shorty. He's only 5'10", maybe 5'11".

Okay. It's not that short. Yeah. It is in my house. It is in my house. It is in your house. What are the other boys? 6'3 and 6'4". Wow. Wow.

Where the hell did they get those jeans from? Not from you. Me. They got them from me. Not you. They got my height. That's why I don't have any. You saved it up for them.

You gave it all to them. I don't have the good looks. That's the good looks. So they got everything. That's the good looks. So they got everything. That's an interesting comment. What do you think about Bree's research that said hot chicks think they deserve a tall man? How do you feel about that? Bullshit.

Okay. Yeah. I'm not hot. But, you know, I've still got a tall guy and I love him to bits. We've been married coming up 30 years. What can I say? We love you, Steph. You're great.

You've got a great personality and that's what counts. Oh, yeah. I've got a good personality. No, just kidding. See you, Steph. Someone texted her and said, I'm a female. I'm 5'5 and my fiancé is 5'0. He's 13 centimetres shorter than me.

Yeah, right. Okay. I mean, you're both quite short. Yeah, yeah. And he's the shorter one. Five foot for a man is short. Five foot for anyone is quite short. Five foot for a woman is short.

Alex is here. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. What's the crazy height difference? My partner's 6'4", and I'm 5'3". Jeez. 6'4", and you're 5'3".

Wow. And same question, Alex. I mean, it's only fair to ask. How big is it? No and I'm 5'3. Jeez. 6'4 and you're 5'3. Wow. And same question, Alex. I mean, it's only fair to ask. How big is it? No, I'm just kidding. His shoes. How big is his shoes? Size 13, but depends because sometimes it's a size 14.

And do you ride him around like a horse? That's what we wanted to know. Well, he can dunk on a basketball hoop because he's a basketball player. Oh, so he's tall, yeah. Can he reach the very tippity top of a supermarket aisle? Yes, yeah. Oh, that's handy, isn't it? If basketball is his sport as a tall man,

what's your sport as a short woman? I like to play a little bit of indoor netball, but he also outshines me. I was going to say, that's his domain as little bit of indoor netball, but he also outshines me. I was going to say that's his domain as well. Indoor netball? What position do you reckon Alex I reckon she's a wing defence? Yeah, I play defence.

He definitely plays shooter. So when we play together, we just biff it at each other. I love it. Don't try and defend him though. That's not fair. Yeah. Thanks Alex. That's great fair Yeah I know Thanks Alex That's great Shah's here Hi Shah

Hi Shah Hi there Tell us Shah What's the height difference In your relationship Well not relevant now But When I was with

My youngest daughter's father Yeah The height difference Quite significant I'm 5 foot 2 He's 6 foot 5 Wow Yeah that's a big difference How tall is your daughter She'm 5'2", he's 6'5". Wow, yeah, that's a big difference.

How tall is your daughter? She's 5'8". Oh yeah, right in the middle. She split the difference. Yep, something like that, yeah. Did you get sick of people commenting on it when you would go out in public? Did you get sick of people commenting on the height difference?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The old saying is the long and the short of it. We got tired of that. I bet you did. And the answer was always make no difference when you're lying down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Is that true, Char, from experience?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, seriously, it's true. But I don't believe that it's a thing of, you know, women or anything. I think guys that are taller like the smaller women because they feel they can protect them. Yeah, right. It goes both ways. Yeah, I think it actually comes more about them feeling they can look after you.

They feel more masculine by having a small partner too because they're the big man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fascinating. There's definitely interesting psychology to it. Absolutely. And as a small, tiny, you know, wee chick, you can actually feel a little bit more secure

when there's that knowing, you know. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Hey, thanks, Char. You have a great weekend, mate. Thanks for calling. Appreciate it, Char. Will do. Cheers.

Couple of texts here. I'm 5'5". He's 6'9". 6'9"? He's enormous. 6'9"? He's 6'3". I'm 4'11".

Wow. 4'11". That's how tall the Veronicas are, fun fact. 4'11". I'm 6'9", and my wife is 5'3". See, you know what? It's a foot and a half difference. You know what is interesting?

6'9", if you see someone in public who's 6'9", it is noticeable. Like, it stands out. Our boss is 6'9". Yeah, and it stands out, you know? And I don't think... I can't think of another time where I've been in public and went, oh, that guy's like 6'9".

Like, Ross is the only person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it funny? All of our bosses here at ZM are huge. Yeah. He's 6'9". Our other boss, Mike, is like 6'7". And yet none of them are intimidating.

Yeah, they're all quite lovely and soft, aren't they? Bree and Clint. Time for the one Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of some hesitating. You only got one second, one second. Time to play the One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible.

Joining Team Clint to win some KFC is Sean. Kia ora, Sean. Hi, Sean. How's it going? We're good. That means, Zach, you'll be on my team.FC is Sean. Kia ora Sean. Hi Sean. How's it going? We're good. That means Zach you'll be on my team. Hi Zach. Kia ora. Right fellas, Claudia's going to run the game for us and whoever

comes out on top's getting the KFC. Hi Claude. Hello. Yep, so this is the game we call the One Second Song Challenge. Basically how it works is we'll start a song from the beginning. You need to buzz in with your name and I need to know what the song is. Tell me the artist and the name of the song and I'll give you a point. Alrighty then.

First team to three points will take home the win. The theme this week, not sure if I've mentioned to you guys, but I'm actually going overseas next week. Are you? Yeah. Has anyone thought I should tell you now? You're going to Europe, eh? Yeah, man. Did you put in your leave? I didn't see that come up on the calendar.

I figured I'd sort that out later. Okay. But no, I'm actually going to America. So all the songs today are kind of American themed. They all have that in the lyrics of the titles. Right. America. America.

I love my F4250. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Here is your first song. Brie. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go first. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Here is your first song. Brie. Brie. This is America. Yes.

Childish Gambino. Yeah. Well done. I'm actually surprised at myself. You were so calm. Yeah, I was. He's coming too. He is.

That'll be a great show. It's alright, Sean. You get us back on top here, okay? You can do this. Come on, Zachy. This is America. Okay, good luck, guys.

Here's your song. What is your song? Sean Reed. I think Sean might have buzzed. Who buzzed him with their name? That was really confusing. I definitely heard the word Sean,

but I heard some other voices going on too. I said Brie. Okay, so Zach buzzed him with Brie and Sean might have buzzed him with Sean. I think we have to write it off. Someone said the song though. I think that was Sean. Yeah, it was me.

Yeah, I'll give a point there. You made the call, Yeah it was me Yeah I'll give a point there You made the chord It's a point to Sean and Clint We'll take it This is BS Zach I said Brie I like that Okay Brie and Clint

Back to you guys buzzing With your own names If you know what this is Clint Brie and Clint, back to you guys. Buzz in with your own names if you know what this is. Clint. Brie. American Idiot Green Day. Yeah. Nice.

All right, Zach, you've got to get this one to keep us in it. Easy. Zach and Sean, you need to buzz in with your names before you say the song, okay? Can I say Brie's name instead? Okay, yep. Yeah, I'll take it. You can. Easy. Zach and Sean, you need to buzz in with your names before you say the song, okay? Can I say Bree's name instead? Okay, yep. Yeah, I'll take it.

Yeah, you can. Yep. Okay, good luck. Okay, no, wait. Sean, what name are you going to say? Sean. Sean, okay.

Okay, it's Sean versus Bree. Sean versus Bree, which is Zach. Come on, Bree! Good luck, guys. Just a number one champion, Sam. Oh, Bree was in.

Brie, what was that? Oh, man, I lost it. Sean, do you want a free guess? No. Start it again. Okay. Just a number one champion sound. Yeah, Estelle, we're about to get down. Get down. We're the hottest in the world right now. There's the name of an artist right there. Start it again. No? Okay.

There's the name of an artist right there. Who's it? Oh, God. Buzz in from now if you know it. Use a buzzer. This might be a write-off. American boy. No one knows that song. We do.

Everyone except you guys. We played it half an hour ago. I wasn't listening. I was watching my daughter play netball. Yeah. This is unfair. Wait, who said that? Was that you, Zach?

Yeah. Zach wasn't listening then. Pick a song that for future reference that was American Boy by Kanye and Estelle thanks Claude oh that's an American Boy never heard of it

in case that ever comes up again let's just make this one for the win shall we this is going to be the hardest one and honestly I feel like only one person's

going to know it but we'll give it a go good luck everybody everyone is allowed to buzz in Sean with Sean Bree with Bree Clint with Clint

or Zach with Bree okay this is chaos good luck guys buzz in. Sean with Sean, Brie with Brie, Clint with Clint or Zach with Brie. This is chaos. Good luck, guys. Brie. Brie. The American national anthem. Word to Sean. Brie shot Brie Brie It's Taylor Swift

Oh Clint No way And Clint The song is American One Taylor Swift Miss Americana

I'll give it to you And the Heartbreak Prince. Brie gave me the Taylor Swift bit. So smug. Hey, Sean, you get some free KFC. Congratulations. Thank you. Zach, do you want some free KFC too?

Oh, you got it, mate. Thank you very much. That's not Zach, that's Brie. Brie, do you want some free KFC? Brie, do you want to share some KFC with Brie? Absolutely, mate. Thank you very much. That's not Jack, that's Bree. Oh, sorry, Bree. Bree, do you want some free KFC? Bree, do you want to share some KFC with Bree? Absolutely, mate. Love it. Let me know. Jeez, if you're on drugs listening to this,

you would be absolutely spinning right now. Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. We're live on the Brie and Clint TikTok right now as well. If you want to join us, just search Brie and Clint on TikTok. And this is Friday Okie where we go head to head singing songs as best we can.

We work with a professional engineer who makes us sound as good as possible. He does a very good job. Can I say without him, this would be so much worse. If you can believe it could get worse, it would be so much worse. We could go way worse than this. Because he has returned to the top of the charts after two and a half decades, we're going to do an Eminem song this week. No, tell the truth.

You, originally, you chose the new Eminem song, Houdini, and you came out of the music booth and you said, I'm changing the song, it's too hard. I don't think we could do it. This would have been really fun.

And then behind the scenes, Clint said to me, he goes, I reckon I could have done it, but you would have struggled, so I changed it. And I behind the scenes Clint said to me, he goes I reckon I could have done it but you would have struggled so I changed it. And I said how dare you? I was being nice. I thought I was being nice. Anyway, we're going to do the real Slim Shady.

We've both given it our best go. You can pick the winner on our 800 dial ZM once you have heard both, okay? That's how it works. Seeing as I chose it, I'll go first. And we'll see how we go. May I have your attention, please? Here we go.

Enjoy, everybody. May I have your attention, please? Happy Friday. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here. Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before.

Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door. Started whooping her ass worse than before. They burst with divorce, throwing her over furniture. It's the return of the Ah, wait, no wait, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiot, Dr. Dre's dead. He's locked in

my basement. Feminist women love Eminem. Chica, chica, chica, Slim Shady. I'm sick of him. Look at him, walking around Thank you. Green's a hump of dead moose. My bum is on your lips. My bum is on your lips. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Women with your pantyhose. See the chorus and the ghost. I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. Because I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up. There you go. One down, one to go.

What do you think? I was happy with it. You happy? Yeah, yeah. It's always good when you're happy with it. I tried to get through it in one go. And I did. I did get through it once in one go.

But it just sounds, it gets so jumbled. There's so many words going on in there. I got through it in one go and one it just sounds, it gets so jumbled. There's so many words going on in there. I got through it in one go and one take, actually. Really? No. I was going to say. I did my best. I have no idea how this turned out, but I did my best.

That's all I could do. Here comes Slim Breezy. You can vote on the winner straight after this. Brian Clements. May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will a real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat. Will a real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here. You're likely never seen a white person before. Jaws all on the floor. Like Pam, like Tommy

just burst in the door. Started whooping her ass worse than before. They first were divorced, thrown her over furniture. It's the return of the old Wait no way You're kidding He didn't just say

What I think he did Did he? And Dr. Dre said Nodding you idiots Dr. Dre said He's locked in my basement Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka

Slim shady I'm sick of him Look at him Walking around Gravity's you know what Flipping the you know who Yeah he's so cute though Yeah I probably got

A couple of screws Up in my head loose, but no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms. Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose. I can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. My bomb is on your lips. My bomb is on your lips. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss. But if you feel like I feel like I got the antidote,

we will wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, get it going. I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All your other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All your other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up No bads Obama's on your lips, Obama's on your lips. My bum is on your lips. So mature. That's my favourite line. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss. Hiya.

Who are you going to vote for? Oh, $800. Our phone lines have just gone open. We're looking for five people to pick the winner. And up for some, you know, some feedback, some criticism. You can say whatever you want once you get on air with us. Our favourite is hearing your feedback, so you can text that through to 9696.

Who's got it? Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. You just heard us do our best M&M impersonation for Friday Okki this week. Here's the number one song in the world right now with that new Houdini song. So we went way back and we did the real Slim Shady.

Mine sounded like this. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? And Brie sounded like this. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. Oh, yeah, the Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I've come up with a new rap name. Have you? Yeah. What is it? It's the only time I'll ever be this. So my new rap name is Slim Lady. Slim. I'm now Slim Lady.

The real Slim Lady. The real Slim Lady. Please stand up. We've got five people standing by to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week. Varying response on the text machine. So let's see what the calls say. Nick's going to go first. Kia ora, Nick.

Hi, Nick. Hello. How's it going? Good, thanks. Did that bring you a little bit of joy this afternoon, Nick? It really did because Eminem is my jam. Oh, great. I grew up with Eminem, so that was the best.

Okay. So this is an educated vote then, Nick. Oh, it is. It really is. Okay, so who had it? Was it me or was it Brie? Well, you're both amazing because it's a very hard song to rap, but I had to go with Slim Lady.

Slim Lady. I'll take it. It is harder than you think, that song. It is so hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick would know. Thank you, Nick, the Eminem expert. Let's go to Penny on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hello, how are you? Good Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick would know. Thank you, Nick, the Eminem expert. Let's go to Penny on 0800.

Is it him? Hi, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. What do you think this week, Penny? I have to agree. I was impressed with both of you.

That's hard to rap. But I listened to the first half of Clint's song and didn't even realise you were doing Friday Yoki. So my vote's for him. There you go. That is the ultimate compliment. That is the ultimate compliment. Thanks, Penny. We appreciate it. That's a big compliment. We're one apiece. Georgia's on the line. Hi, Georgia.

Hi, Georgia. Hi, how are you? Happy Friday. Oh, yes, finally. Finally. Georgia, we need to hear your feedback and your vote. Well, I'm a huge Eminem fan, seen him live. Love him. And I've got to go with Brie

because doing that song, you need that attitude in it and Brie, you definitely hit it. Thank you, my friend. I brought all the white trash I know to that song. Thanks, Georgia. We appreciate it. Thanks, Georgia. Loretta and Charlotte are on the line. Hi, guys. Hi, team. Hi. Georgia. Loretta and Charlotte are on the line. Hi, guys.

Hi, team. Hi. Hi. Do you guys like Eminem? Sort of. Sort of? Sort of. Not your favourite, but, well, it doesn't matter.

We need to know who was your favourite today in Friday Oki. Sorry, Brie. I'm going for Clint. No worries, mate. Thank you very much. You've tied the game, which means we get to go to Decider, and it's Shaq. Kia ora, Shaq.

Hi, Shaq. Kia ora. Shaq Attack. What did you think about our Eminem renditions? I think every time I hear Bree, she reminds me of Miranda Sings. You know what? That's pretty fair. That's pretty fair.

Every time. But I think for today, just because of that intro, it's a straight win for Clint. It's a Clint win. I'll take it. I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up. Thanks, Shaq. You have a great weekend, mate. Thanks, Shaq Attack. See you, mate. Slim lady. I'm Slim Lady. Yes, I'm the slim lady.

All the other slim ladies are just imitating. That was live. Oh, we should bring it. That was a freestyle. That was a freestyle. Shit, dog. That was a freestyle. We should bring out some, like, product.

Slim lady product. It's called a Zimpack. Yeah. We should start our own brand. Call it Slim Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Right, birthday banger, last one of the week. Number one song's When You Turn 16, and we'll play our favourite one. Kerry's going first. Kia ora, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. How are you?

I'm not bad, not bad. How are you guys? Oh, bloody, not bad. How are you guys? Oh, bloody good, Kerry. It's a Friday and we're doing your birthday banger. All we need is your birthday. What is it? The 29th of June, 2002. All right, Kerry.

That means you were 16 in 2018. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. He's a top man. We've had him on the show before. George Israel in Shotgun. What do you reckon, Kerry? Oh, not a personal favourite, but it's still a churn. It's a churn.

Georgie Boy. What was his first one? Budapest. Yeah, yeah his first one Budapest Yeah yeah Miles and Budapest I'll be riding shotgun George Ezra voice Is a real thing That's cool

Let's go to Oliver Who's going to do Mum's birthday banger G'day Ollie Hello Ollie Hi how are you Good thanks What's mum's name

Her name's Fiona But before I go any further This is our first time calling Wait a second. Oh, you've done it. You set it off. You set off the lights here in the studio. That's what happens.

When you do this, people show up with a bottle of champagne with fireworks coming out the side of it. Bring in the verb. Oh, we thank you, Ollie. We thank you for doing that. We'll have a champagne for a Friday. And let's do your mum's birthday banger. What's her birthday?

Her birthday is the 5th of December, 1983. All right, that means she was 16 in 1999. And her birthday banger is this. S Club. We all party like an S Club party. Show you how. Everybody move. Side to side. S Club. Absolute bop an S Club party. Tune. Absolute bop from S Club.

I know she'll like it. Do you like it, Ollie? Yes, pretty good. Yes. There's no wrong saying it's a tune. It's a tune. I knew Fiona would like it. Thanks, guys. Cherie's here.

Kia ora, Cherie. Hit me Friday. Hi, Cherie. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. What are your plans for the weekend? Not much, not much. Just enjoy it.

Sounds good to me, Cherie. Kick back. Yeah. Have a few drinks. Maybe a wee brownie. No, I'm kidding. I read my mind. Jeez.

We're kidding. We're kidding. Cherie, where do you live? I'm kidding. What's we're kidding Cherie where do you live I'm kidding what's your birthday Cherie Montjuica come over okay I'm in the car

can you look can you two please focus I think Cherie's already had one can you two please pull it together for 30 seconds okay Cherie let's try and concentrate Cherie tell me your birthday You two, please, pull it together. Don't tell anyone. For 30 seconds. So good.

Okay, Cherie, let's try and concentrate. Cherie, tell me your birthday. 22nd of the 11th, 92. Right, Cherie, you were 16 in 2008. And on the 22nd of November, this was number one. Yeah. Oh, I feel like it fits you to a T, Cherie. It does.

It was one of my favourites. Yes. Bit of RiRi and T.I. Live your life. Exactly. That's such a show. Oh, such a banger. Okay, wait there, Cherie, you bad.

You naughty wee thing, Cherie. Bad gal. You naughty girl. That laugh. She's a naughty girl. She got such a good laugh, eh? I get told that all the time, but it depends what I'm laughing about. I've got about 100 laughs. Yeah, right.

This is your I'm doing naughty stuff laugh. That's why it's good. It's real cheeky. I feel like she'd have a real, like, strong, evil laugh too. I'm voting for Cherie. T.I., live your life. I'm going to go with my girl Cherie. Live your life.

Cherie, you're the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah. All right, Cherie. We won't call you tomorrow at around 4.20. You know what I'm saying? Because you'll be busy. I'll be busy.

Baking. Good night, guys. Have an awesome night. See you, Cherie. Have a good weekend, mate. Bye. We're going to go far. Because everyone knows. good night guys have a nice weekend have a good weekend bye Brian Cleany on ZM the winner of

birthday banger on ZM is T.I. and Rihanna live your life from the year 2008 how good absolute banger.

From Meow, Riri and T.I., what a good combo. Hey, up next on the show, and people can text through their input if they've got one, want to launch a new game, a new segment. It's pretty easy, pretty simple. I like to call it I think we can all agree. And then you have to say something. We're all on the same page, right? To try and get people to agree with you and you need a unanimous agreeance.

Is that a word? Yeah. You need people to unanimously. Unanimously. It needs to be unanimous, okay? Unanimous. You need to all unanimous, okay? Unanimous. You need to all be in agreeance. That's it.

That's how you say it. Oh, it's a Friday. We have to agree on the thing that everybody says. Exactly. I want to do it next on ZM. If you think you've got one, text it through to 9696. I think we can all agree. That we can't say unanimous.

Something that I've noticed, especially over the last like five years or so, is that no one can agree. No, we're more divided than ever. We're more divided than ever. No one agrees on anything. And I thought we should play a game on this show. And I've come up with this concept

where we're going to try and get everyone to agree on the same thing. Yeah. It sounds impossible. Let's find some common ground. Exactly. I like to call the game, I think we can all agree that, and then you have to say the thing.

You have to put forward your thing that you're trying to get everyone to agree on. Yeah. That is the aim of the game, to get everyone to agree on the same thing. Like this text that has already come in. I think we can all agree paper straws are worse than plastic straws. Agreed. As a straw, agree.

Agreed. Agree. For its primary job of being a straw, agree. Whoever, whoever invented paper straws needs a kick in the pants. But the turtles. I know the turtles. I don't give a shit about the turtles. Brianna!

But we're using these plastic straws. Like I do, I do. Don't get me wrong. But we're busting our asses using these paper straws while Taylor Swift's flying around in two jets. If we can come up with wind turbines, we can come up with a better thing than a paper straw. Exactly right.

I'm sorry. The paper straw. Metal. You end up using four of them and then that's worse for the environment anyway. Yeah. Anyway. We agree. We agree.

We agree. Okay. So, guys, you say your thing and then afterwards you either say agree or disagree. Yeah. Kick us off. Kick us off. All right. I'll kick us off with my first one. I think we can all agree that mosquitoes are the worst. Yeah, agree.

Agree. 100%. Low-hanging fruit. You went for the easy option. We're starting somewhere. You literally packed something that everybody already agrees on. Mosquitoes bring absolutely nothing to this planet. You didn't even take a chance.

No, well, I'm warming up. We're warming up. We're warming up. Okay, who wants to go next? Okay, next. I think we can all agree that filming yourself in public is cringy. At the gym, doing like a street style video. I'm not saying don't do it.

I understand if you need to do it for content, but don't expect me not to judge you. Whoa, whoa. It's just the big one. Don't expect all of us not to judge you. Agreed. Agreed. Agreed, but also do it.

No buts, no buts. There's no buts in I think we should all agree. There's no buts. Who's next? Who's next? Yep. Wait, what's the sentence? I think we can all agree that out of all of the colours,

yellow lollies are the worst. Agreed? I agree with that. Disagree. Why? Have you tried green? Green's my favourite. Yellow's always the worst.

Yellow's always... Lemon or banana. Green Skittles are lovely because they're apple. Tangy apples are good. They're green. But in general though, if you have a rainbow of colours of lollies, a yellow one.

If I had a handful of fruit burst. Yeah, yellow's not my favourite. Agree. Agree. I don't know if it's the worst. Go us. We're very agreeable. I got one.

Right, Ella. I think we can all agree that Taylor Swift put Travis Kelsey on the map. Okay, three, two, one. Agreed. Yeah, fine. Yes! That was so hard. She killed a shitload of turtles, though.

Oh, Clint, damn it. Clint, the turtles. Stop it. It was the rainforest. Did she hurt you? And the dotterals. Why are you so salty? What about those dotterals?

The Bethel's Beach community are like, disagree! Disagree! I'm going to do a controversial one. I think we can all agree that although the kiwi is the national bird, it's a pretty lame animal. Disagree! And who come here as an Australian? It doesn't even fly

It can't even fly Can I tell you why I agree with you? Yeah Because a bird's job is to fly Thank you The definition of lame for a bird Means that it's injured and it can't fly It is, without question, lame

If it can't fly, it is lame You have to take it to the vet because it's lame You're saying the kiwi is lame? It is, without question, lame. If it can't fly, it is lame. You have to take it to the vet because it's lame. You're saying the kiwi is lame? It's lame. No, I am a patriotic New Zealander. Disagree. I love how cute little kiwis are. I love you.

Look at you, delusional. They're stinky and loud. They are stinky and loud. I've never even seen one because they're nocturnal. Do they even exist? I think we can all agree kumara chips are nice, but they ain't got shit on real potato chips. Disagree.

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Okay, we can't agree. We can't agree. Disagree. We can't agree. I have another one. Everyone can agree that being too cold is better than being too hot. Agree. Too cold is better than being too hot. Absolutely.

Disagree. Disagree. I have to agree. Because you can always put more clothes on. Exactly. Oh, no. Dumb argument. And you don't get sweaty.

I can always have a beer. What? But you're, like, super hot. Thank you. Oh, no, don't argue. And you don't get sweaty. I can always have a beer. What? But you're, like, super hot. Thank you. No, not like that. How dare you? Agree. Is that yours?

Do we all agree? I agree. It's a good game. I like it. Bree and Clint. Have you seen this stuff online? Well, it's kind of everywhere how much running clubs are blowing up at the moment. Yuck.

How trendy running clubs have become. I'm not in one and I know you're not in one. I'm not a runner. No, I tried to be a runner earlier this year. Yeah, you did. You had a bit of a period and then you... And now my knee doesn't work. You hurt your knees.

And my knees are... Just one knee. My knees are shot too. I can't run. Well, there are multiple articles online and TikTok videos at the moment saying run clubs, running clubs are the new dating apps. Joining a run club, they say, is the best way to meet single people. For fit people, yes.

Well, no. They're saying no. They say run clubs are for everybody. What if you don't want to meet someone that's a runner? You're better to join a run club if you're not fit because then you'll get fit. No, but then you'll meet someone that most likely is fit and is a runner. No, there's all kinds of people at run clubs.

I think I've never been to one. Not that I can see. They say it's a great way to meet a new partner and the benefits are that often they're fit and hot. See? And if you're into running, then you have a common interest. What if I'm not into running?

If you're not into running, I've been thinking about this. Yeah. Because this news is everywhere. If you're not into running, but you're looking for a partner, your job is to find the other people that are not into running and are just there to find a date as well. Take them on a date and never go back to the running club. That's how you game the system.

I'll take what I need from this running club and I will never return. One article I read said if you're going to date a runner, though, if you're not a runner and you're going to date a runner, here's the thing you need to know. They said runners are known to be highly disciplined, laser focused on the practice and obsessed with their health. A bit selfish. Yeah, and can be quite annoying to live with.

Super fit people can be a little bit selfish because you have to be. You have to be. You know, like you have to be if you're going to be, you know, super conscious about your fitness. I could never live with anybody who weighed their food before they ate it.

The reason is because, it's not because of how it made me feel about myself. It's because I'm not a feeder per se, but if I'm going to do something nice for you, I'd like to make you a cup of tea and a biscuit. Or I'd like to make you a cheese toasty or something like that. And if I can't even do that, I just don't know how to show you that I appreciate you.

Yeah, no, I hear what you're saying. I feel like I really connect. And I think it comes back to my Italian heritage. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I really connect with I think it comes back to my Italian heritage. I know that sounds ridiculous, but I really connect with other people through food, and I love to cook food for people. I love to share food with people and have that experience of, you know, going to a restaurant and eating food and that, so I'd struggle too.

Which could be fine with runners, especially long-distance runners, because they need to eat a lot of food, particularly carbohydrates. I mean, that's true. Maybe you should get together with a runner. They might be the only people that can keep up with you carbohydrate wise. I don't know if my current partner would love this idea.

Oh yeah I forgot about them. I forgot about mine too. How about you get with a runner and you report back. I got really caught up in this didn't I. And that is the end of the Bree and Clint show for a Friday. Turn the mic up. Hoorah!

Let's trot! Thanks for a great week, everybody. It has been a great week. It's been a very fun week. Looking forward to a fun weekend. I'm going to the Super Rugby final, and I will be sitting. I'm a Chiefs fan through and through, always have been. I'm from Rotorua and I am going

with nine Blues fans Oh, I don't know about that. Those are my numbers You couldn't find any Chiefs fans to go with? Well, I live in Auckland But surely! I know Surely some Chiefs fans are coming up for the game I've got six Chiefs jerseys from different eras and I've offered friends

in our group to switch teams, to change allegiances and come on over and return for a jersey, and no takers thus staying loyal. They said, no, bro, we bleed blue. Blue loyalty. I like it. What time is the game? 7.05 Saturday night at Eden Park.

It is completely sold out. There'll be 40,000 people at the game tomorrow. I'm not going to be able to go anywhere. Nah, I'll be screwed. It's right near my house. And it's such a big deal that the train drivers that have been on strike all week have decided to cancel their strike just for Saturday so everyone can get to the game and get back.

Good on you, boys. Taking one for the team. We appreciate you. It was very thoughtful. Very thoughtful. Have a great weekend, whatever you're doing, and we'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show. Bye-bye.

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