ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st March 2022

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast with Bree. The Bree and Clint Podcast with Bree. Okay, enough criticism from you, okay? Oh mate, it's a tough thing to say. The Bree and Clint Podcast with Bree, it's a shit name for a show, that's why. It is a shit name for a show. Maybe we should just call it the Brie and Clint podcast. Yeah, well, we can.

Oh, right. It requires a bit more attendance from you for that to happen. Yeah, okay. Well, next week, mate, I'm back in full HD the whole time. Technicolor. Yeah, Technicolor. Brie's dialed in from a secret location. She's on the whole show today, which is a real treat

because Channing Tatum's on the show with us It was a moment I couldn't miss So I had to, you know, pull some strings Move some stuff around I wasn't going to miss this for the world And it was actually one of the coolest things ever To play this interview out We did a few weeks ago now

But just a full circle moment wasn't it for us yeah it was the end of a long journey which I'm sure you're aware of if you get this podcast you probably started it from the start you'll know god you'll know what we've been through god we've been through a lot we've been put through the

ringer I mean you know first world problems but it has been a struggle we flew all the way to Los Angeles on free flights. We stayed in that free accommodation. Oh, that was hard. We had all that free food. We didn't find Channing Tatum.

I messaged him. He left me on scene and today we get to confront him about that. Ben, any word from management about whether they want to send us back to Los Angeles after this big interview? I've seen it on the news websites. Our management or his management? Either.

Whoever wants to fund this. I don't mind who it is. We're not picky, yeah. Nah. Why did you ask if it was our management or his management? I don't know. You made it seem like one of the managements was

willing to. Nah but talks with Ross he said well maybe you will have to go over now. But that would obviously mean that

we'd have to confirm an interview. Nah I like to leave these things up to Charles. That's not really how our show works. And at this point

it's either whole broadcast from his house or nothing. From Channing Tatum's house? Yes. Well, fuck, I'm keen. I'm keen for that.

Send me over now. That's the only step up from here. No, no, no, no, no. No, a step up would be meeting him. Yeah, a step up would just be meeting him in the flesh, getting a hug from Channing Tatum. Would a red carpet count? I think so.

Yeah, actually, what am I saying? Yeah, if it involves A trip to Los Angeles Yeah I reckon that counts Yes it definitely counts Are we back Do you reckon we're back At a COVID Place where we can travel

Now Do you think that We're there I think we're getting there Yeah What's the deal They're opening up to tourists Here in New Zealand

Next month We had your mum on By the way To talk about that Because she can come over now Yeah Ben kind of mentioned it What were her thoughts? She said, oh, mate, I'll be there with bells on

That's a good mum-of-die impression I thought it was alright She's keen, she's dead keen to get over here I'd love to have her over here But then I don't think she would leave She liked it too much last time she came Yeah You know what happened when she came over last time?

You need a granny flat Yeah, I know Because she came for three weeks i think it was anyway um my mom's the type of mom where you know she's a mom she cooks and she looks after you know people and all that oh she turned into a different person when she was here i remember a couple of days i'd worked you know slogged my guts out working and i get home and here's my mum sitting on the couch. She's watched about eight episodes of one show and I go, hi, mum, and at this point it's 7.30 and she goes, oh, hi. I go, what are you up to? She goes, oh, I'm just entranced by the show.

And I go, what's for dinner? She goes, oh, I didn't get to the shop. Sorry about that. I was like, you've changed. Who are you? I like that. She's regressed back into being a teenager. It's your turn to provide now. Yeah, no, fair enough. I like that she gets, you know, to

relive her teenage years. Plus she started smoking heaps of weed. She loves it, doesn't she? Loves to get on the bongs. She's on the bucky bongs. Okay. Sorry, yeah? I was going to say, I never knew what She's on the bucky bongs. Okay. Sorry, yeah? I was going to say,

I never knew what that was until I moved to New Zealand. It's a very Kiwi way to smoke weed, I think. Is that a Kiwi thing? Well, yeah, it's not flash. No, because I'd never heard of it. I'm not big on the weeds, but I've encountered the odd bucky bong in my time. Yeah, right.

It's a half cut off Coke bottle in a bucket of water and you put the weed in the top and you light it and then you drag the coke bottle out of the water so it pulls all the weed into it. What? And then you suck all the weed out of the coke bottle. So I'm told. Yeah. I mean so the legend goes.

I genuinely don't know that much about it but I know how they work. Sounds like you knew a fair bit just then. I know how to engineer one. Described it in intricate detail. I don't know much about it, but it works. Where are you from again? Sunny place called Rotorua, the home of the buckybong.

Enough said. All right. We should end it there. Let's go. Let's leave. Brie will be back properly on Monday and we'll see you then

if you want to go and check out the video of Channing Tatum you should it's fun it's on our Instagram page and our Facebook page wherever you

wherever you can get your vids you know enjoy that see you next week Brie bye see you guys bye

holy shit finally ZM's Brie Ekl, featuring Hollywood superstar Channing Tatum. Well, in a way. He's on the show for about six minutes. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brianne Clint Show with special guest Brie. I'm back, baby, for this show, and then I'll be away for a little bit longer but then I'll be back next week. Yeah.

She's joining us today via live link from a secret location somewhere around New Zealand. Actually, we assume you're in New Zealand. We've got no idea where you are for the secret TV show of yours. Well, even you don't know, Clint. Secretly, you might know behind the scenes but for radio purposes, you don't know either. You're like buried treasure.

No one has any idea where you are. Some people have called me that, yes. Hey, today on the show, we had to get you on because today, after four years of waiting, Channing bloody Tatum joins us on the show. He's here to meet you, essentially. Well, he's here to promote his new movie, Dog, but he was a big surprise for you when we recorded this, wasn't he? Mate, there was no way.

I didn't care what I was doing, what I was filming, where I was. I wasn't going to miss this moment on our show. I feel like it's been the longest journey ever with you and I and our listeners. We'd given up. We'd actually given up. Well, we had, we had, but let's not say that we, let's just say we had it on rest. We put it on rest for a bit.

Yeah, it was on the back burner. I never thought this day would come. I honestly didn't. And it was the biggest surprise ever because I had forgotten about it. Well, was he happy to see you? You tell me. What's up, man? Here we are.

How's your mom? The most surreal experience. Channing Tatum not only happy to see you, but talking to you about your mum. Like, so weird, hey. The full Channing Tatum interview is going to play out just after five o'clock after the secret sound at five. So when you're driving home this afternoon,

you'll get to hear us talking with Channing Tatum. And before then, we've got to do a whole bunch of things. We've got to check in with your mum and see how she's feeling about Channing Tatum. And before then, we've got to do a whole bunch of things. We've got to check in with your mum and see how she's feeling about Channing Tatum today because she'll be excited too, especially if he's asking after her. Oh, mate, can you imagine how much my mum's head is going to swell after Channing Tatum asking how she is?

Magic Mike asked about me. We'll get her on the show before four o'clock. Two shots at the Secret Sound this afternoon. You can play at four and five o'clock for $50,000 thanks to Neon. But we'll start the show with Tradie versus Lady. Yes, let's do that. Scores, the Tradies are ever so slightly ahead. But let's just go for it, Joey.

Has it evened up? It has. The Tradies have pulled out in front. I do love a good game, a good, nice, even game. So let's do it. 0800 DIAL ZM if you want to play tradie versus lady with me and Clint. Yes, that's right. I'm back.

She's back. And we'll play next. We'll do it after Lil Nas X. This is Industry Baby on ZM. Bree and Clint. Baby, baby. Bree and Clint. Channing Tatum's on the show too at 5 o'clock.

Right now, though, it's time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Channing Tatum's on the show too at 5 o'clock. Right now, though, it's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. This is the part where I normally do the Tradie vs. Lady scores, but I don't know them. What are we up to, Clint? Great question, Bree. The Tradies are blazing ahead.

After a slight Lady comeback last week, they've pushed out a gain. It's currently 21 games to the Tradies and 15 games to the ladies. Ooh, okay, okay. Let's get this show on the road then, shall we? Let's meet our lady. She is 39 years old. She is from Rotorua and she breeds Maine Coon cats. I love a Maine Coon cat.

Welcome to the show, Stacey. Hi, how are you guys? Hi, Stacey. Where I'm currently staying, there's a Maine Coon that the owner owns and I didn't, I never realised this, but they always have an extra finger. No,

that's just a polydectyl. Some do, some don't. You've got a special breed there, Bree. That's a rare one. Really? I can't hear Stacey. Oh, we can make sure that can happen. Can you hear Stacey now? Oh, Stacey, are you there? I can hear you now, Stacey. Wait, so that make sure that can happen. Can you hear Stacey now? Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Are you there? I can hear you now, Stacey. Wait, so is that a rare one, is it?

It's not a rare one. It's another thing that some Maine Coons do have the polydactyl gene and some don't. Polydactyl gene. How interesting. It's Metard Tradies Day. He's 22 years old. He's from Christchurch and he rides motorbikes. Yeah, bro.

Welcome to the show, Jaden. G'day, Jaden. What type of bike are you riding at the moment? I don't currently have a bike at the moment, but I like my KDNs. Wait, it says here that you ride motorbikes, but you don't have a motorbike. So technically you don't ride motorbikes. I'll be getting one very soon. It's like saying, I fly aeroplanes.

Jaden's like, I crashed my last one last weekend. Okay, Jaden, your buzzer is tradie. Stacey, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, everybody. Alright, guys, here we go. Question number one. The top half of the North Island was

hit by a weather bomb this morning. How do we generally measure rainfall? Is it centimetres, millimetres or kilometres? Yes, Stacey. Millimetres. You nailed it. You're on the board with one, Stace. Nice work.

Question number two. Out of the Kardashian sisters, who is the oldest? Is it Kim, Kourtney or Khloe? Jodie. Jaden. Jodie. Kourtney or Khloe? Jaden. Jaden. Kourtney. Kourtney is correct. You've nailed that, Jaden.

Nice work. Did you know that or was that a guess? That was a wild guess on that. Oh, don't lie, Jaden. You've been keeping up with the Kardashians, I can tell. Love it either way. All right, one apiece. Question number three.

Drive to Survive is one of the most watched Netflix shows in the world right now. Who won this morning's F1 race? Was it Mercedes, Ferrari or Red Bull? Jaden. Yes, Jaden. Yes, Jaden. Mercedes. Another guess.

Correct, Stacey. Ferrari. Well done. Can't go past the Ferrari. They did indeed take it out. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. In the tennis world, how many Grand Slam tournaments are there?

Give you guys a clue. It's between two and seven. Tradie. Lady. Yes, Jaden. Go four. Four. Mate, you've nailed that. Jadie. Lady. Yes, Jaden. Go four. Mate, you've nailed that. The French Open, Wimbledon, Australian Open and US Open are the big four.

He's crushed that. We're all tied up here. Question number five. This is for the win. Barack Obama is going to be hosting a new nature TV show. What is his wife's name? Lady. Stacey, for the win.

Michelle Obama. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Stacey. A win for the ladies. You get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Awesome, thank you.

Sorry, Jayden, no money to go towards your imaginary motorbike this week. He had good vibes, didn't he? Oh, the best. It was a close game. It was a close game. Great game of tradie versus lady. I missed it. That's new music from Tiesto with Ava Max. She's the sweet bit psycho

chick. Yes, I do recall that song. It's never music from Tiesto with Ava Max. She's the sweet bit psycho chick. Yes, I do recall that song. It's never left my brain. It is burnt into our subconscious. Sometimes when I'm asleep, it just goes, Oh, my mama, oh, my mama. Today on the show, none other than the Channing Tatum joins us for an interview at five o'clock.

And you go, oh, cool, Channing Tatum. No, it's a bit bigger of a deal than that for us, right, Brie? Yeah, there's a little bit more history behind this one because he somehow, for some reason, followed me on Instagram way back when, probably like five years ago now. It was just before we started doing this show. So possibly 2017. Yeah, so quite a long time ago.

Didn't know if it was an accident or if it was the real deal or not. But then it's been a long journey since, hasn't it? Totally. We've been to LA to try and find him. You've triple messaged him and been left on read three times. But he fell in love with you

from watching videos that you made about your mum. So it's only right that we get the real reason that Channing Tatum follows you on the show this afternoon. Good afternoon from country Queensland. It's Mumadai. Hi, Mum. Mumadai. How are you going?

Good. Thank you, Mum. I mean, a big moment for the show for me, but mainly for you. I think I've just been to the doctors. I'm going to have to go back and get some heart tablets, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, she said the same thing. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, true, true. And we're going to have the same experience. Look, it's a great interview. It's already done, and you came up in conversation more than once. Have a listen to this. What you do to your mom is kind of inhumane, but it's also hysterical. I hear it in my head,

Brianna! I can't do it. I can't do your accent. Really, what you're hearing there is Channing Tatum do a mum-and-die impersonation. That is crazy when you think about it. That is just ridiculous when you think about it. That is just ridiculous when you think about it. This average little old lady in country Queensland

and you've got, you know, a movie star saying what I say. It's just ludicrous. Is it a bucket list ticked off for you, Mum? Oh, my God, Brianna. I think it's more than that. You think about it. It's so surreal. It's just surreal.

What was a bigger moment, Mum? Getting married to Dad or this right now? Oh, geez. You know, it's... Yeah, well, I can't even say it because I'm kind of in two minds. That's right.

The fact that you have to think about it speaks volumes. It does. That's totally fine. Now that we've got Channing Tatum, and you'll get to hear it at five o'clock today on the show, are there any other celebrities you'd like to hear impersonate you? Who should we track down next? Would you like Morgan Freeman?

Would you like to hear Morgan Freeman doing an old Brianna? I reckon that would be fantastic, but I reckon Ricky Martin. She swings for the fences. I mean, someone super relevant. Ricky Martin, we might

be able to rustle that up. That's so weird that you say that. I checked my Instagram memories today and today is the seven year anniversary of the day I met Ricky Martin. No! What are the chances of that? No! Totally! Bizarre, eh? No! So it's not out of the realms of possibility. Ricky Martin

could enter our sphere of influence. You never know. But anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Today's all about Channing Tatum. Do you have a message that you'd like to give to Channing Tatum, even though we can't talk to him again, it's already been recorded. What's your message to Channing Tatum, just in case he's tuning in

for the interview today, Mama Di? Well, the message I've got is absolutely clear, is that we've got a seat for him at our table at Christmas with the family. And there's two words that I'd absolutely describe.

You go on. Describe him. Yeah, what are they? Stud muffins. Oh, jeez. That's a perfect summation, I think. I'm so glad she wasn't there for the interview. And, Mum, I may or may not have invited him to Christmas.

You'll have to tune in after five to hear what he says. He can sit next to Ed Sheeran. Bree and Clint. I am also on the show today. I'll be back next week fully. But I've been away on a secret mission filming some TV, and I've had no time, Clint, no time on my hands. But there's one thing I have had time for,

and it's keeping up to date with maths. Well, I heard that's interesting because I heard you were away shooting maths. Well, you know, it's good to watch past seasons when you're on. I heard you were the intimacy coach on the new season of Married at First Sight New Zealand.

I would love that gig. I'd get him to do some real weird stuff. I would never. I would honestly, I'd run a mile if you were the intimacy coach. I'd go, cool, some real weird stuff. I would never. I would honestly, I'd run a mile if you were the intimacy coach. I'd go, cool, thanks for the opinion. Don't want to, I think I'm going to write leave. I'm going to go back on Tinder, I think. But

I mean, it's been crazy this season. Oh, look, look, look, look, look. I have a love-hate relationship with the TV show Married at First Sight. Like, I don't want to watch it. I don't want to enjoy it. And at the start of every season, I go, go, I will never watch that. And then by the end of the season I'm going, how could Carolina do that to him?

And that episode last night, look, full spoiler alert, but that episode last night was one of the most gripping episodes of reality TV show, reality TV that I've ever seen. See, that's a big call because there's been a lot of crappy reality TV made. A lot. What do you think was so shocking for you? Because I haven't seen it, but I don't mind if you spoil it

for me. So here's the spoiler and I'll give you a second. So when Carolina walks in with the other guy who's not her husband, the guy who has left the show two weeks ago, but she started having a secret relationship with the day after he left the show while still stringing Dion, her husband, along

and accusing Dion of not trying hard enough in the relationship. And treating him like crap. While she's pashing up old muscle butt at the club. When they walked back into the commitment ceremony arm in arm, I genuinely believe that all of the contestants and the experts had no idea what was going on. Well, let's be real. The experts always have no idea what they're doing.

But John in particular, he did a great job of keeping this room together because they wanted blood. The people in that room, they were baying for blood when that happened. And even if that reveals what happens to you, it's worth watching because, man, it is bizarre.

That is wild. I can't wait to watch that episode because I haven't seen it yet. I thought I would give you a few stats and even if you don't watch maths and you think it's a bit of crap, you'll find this interesting. Go on then. So I thought we could run through the stats of how many seasons

there's been and how many people have been on the show and how many successful couples they have gotten out of the show. I already know it's going to be grim, but yeah, go on then. Okay. Oh, mate, I don't think you're ready for how grim. Okay. So over eight seasons, there's been eight seasons of the show. I don't think that's not this one included.

There's been 71 couples. Wow. Out of that 71 couples, how many do you think are still together? I reckon there's that one couple from the first season and there's that one Bondi couple where she's quite hot and he's a teacher. But there must be more than that. I'm going to say out of 71

they'll have maybe 8 couples? There is only 5 couples that are still together, giving the show a success rate of just 7%. It's about the same success rate as dating in the real

world. You've gone on this show, you've put your whole life out there for a 7% chance at happiness. A 7%. You may as well just take your luck on Tinder. Totally. And your reputation's been dragged

through the mud at the same time. Exactly right, mate. Not my idea of a good time. And to be honest, I won't be watching that show tonight because I'll be busy on TV too watching 60 Seconds at 7.30. Me too.

The only show I watch on Monday nights. That's TV2 at 7.30. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA

with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. Scarlett Johansson has been very honest with everybody except her kids. There's something she's not going to tell them,

Dean. Yes, she's been, well, I don't know if you'd be calling it lying about it or hiding it, but basically she got asked on the Drew Barrymore show, what is one thing that you will not be telling and hiding from your kids? What did you know about? Have a listen to this. Here's her answer. I used to smoke when I

was younger. I just don't want her to ever think that I ever thought it was cool because she can never, ever, ever smoke because that's what you do. You forbid your kids from doing things and then they don't do them. So, yeah, I just hope she never kind of figures that out. Yeah, interesting because her mum has played so many roles on TV. Like, it's going to be interesting to know the impression of her mum.

You know, like, can she separate her acting mum from her real mum? But interesting that Scarlett Johansson was a smoker. It's hard to think of people who are sort of youngish having been smokers, because smoking is such a dated concept now, right? It's so interesting. Like, I have been watching, I watched a really old episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I know, trash. But they're all smoking in it, and it's so weird to see people smoking. It's just strange. Dean's in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, where all the trends are set. Many people still smoking the old analogue cigarettes over there, Dean, or is it all

vapes? Yeah, they vape. People vape. I cannot even remember the last time I saw someone smoking. Remember in California, weed, what do you call it on radio? We someone smoking. Remember in California, weed. What do you call it on radio? Weed. Weed?

Yeah, weed. Yeah, it's legal here, so you kind of smell that around the place. But speaking of Scarlett Johansson, I don't think I've ever told you this. I once saw her out in the wild. So I was at a restaurant in New York, this, like, dark little restaurant, and you have to pull a big curtain to go in. Yeah. And this chick walks past me, and she came out of of the toilet and she walked past me with these jeans on,

black Doc Martin boots, like a white shirt, just like a T-shirt and these reading glasses. Even the color of your hands is very, very, very, very unassuming. Not in a ballroom gown, super chill, super like casual. That was when I saw her out in the wild. Yeah. And then I used the restroom after her.

That was, that's my story. Dean, I can just picture that show coming out very soon where you narrate seeing celebrities in the wild. And now we see Scarlett Johansson out in the wild wearing normal clothes. It'll be great. I'll tune in. There's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. This guy from Perth is getting a bit of play at the moment. He's being applauded for posting what they're calling the world's first honest flatmate wanted ad. Oh, I like this. You know when you're looking for a flatmate and you're like, we're a social flat. We like to have dinner together. Blah, blah, blah. Stuff that this guy has said, I'm going to write what I actually want in a flatmate.

Oh, I can't wait for this. Brutal honesty. So he lives in Perth and this is what he's written. He said, rental seekers, one large room with high ceilings. Lovely. Furnished or unfurnished, up to you. Only renting it out because I want to save for a motorbike.

I really, really don't want a flatmate. Especially someone who talks too much or has lots of visitors. I'd prefer someone who just wants to use the room to set up a LAN for computer hacking between nine and five, or a fly-in, fly-out worker who's away for four days at a time. They're the unicorns of flatmates, let's be real, the fly-in, fly-out. Totally, right? Yeah. Except I hear they party quite hard when they do get back.

True, that is true. They're 100% when they're there and, you know, or 200%. He says, unlimited internet, half the bills, no eye contact or boring, polite, casual conversation. Oh my gosh. Smoke outside, do your own dishes, and replace the toilet roll. Refreshingly honest. 10 minutes to the airport, 15 minutes to the city.

Large contained backyard with a lemon and orange tree. Grow a veggie garden if you want. You can grow weed or mushrooms if you share. Otherwise, no other drugs, no pedos. $165 a week. I think that's pretty good. Hey, I like it. Straight up, right? You know what you're going to get.

There's no beating around the bush of trying to get to know each other or going, oh, how do I relate to this person and what should I do? They don't care. They don't care. Just rent a room. And most people don't, do they? No, no. Well, depends what you're in it for.

Some of the most fun flats I've lived in are like party flats where everyone gets on. But not everybody wants that, right? Not everybody is actually keen for that. So people just want to keep to themselves. And they only rent because they have to because owning your own house is too bloody expensive. Let's be real.

No one's renting because they want to. Like no one's going, oh, I'd love to move into a house where I don't know anyone. I have to deal with everyone's living habits and the awkwardness when I don't want to talk to people. I think this guy, he had me at lemon and orange tree slash grow your own weed in the backyard. I mean, straight up. Maybe it's time for you to move to Perth. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave.

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in partnership with Spark Lab. Bree and Clint. I have been away for a fair amount of weeks. I'm back fully next week. Only back today for Channing Tatum, of course. But I'm away filming a TV show. Channing appreciates it, by the way. Yeah, I know he should.

I mean, I'm taking time. He's like, hey, thanks, Libri. No, I really appreciate her coming in today. Well, that's good. At least he appreciates it. But I'm away filming a TV show at the moment. And Clint, something we do every day is we drive to and from set and we listen to some music, you know, on the way there

and on the way back to, you know, give us some energy. Hype music. Yeah, hype music. And it's quite interesting because you're in the car with, you know, on the way there and on the way back to, you know, give us some energy. Hype music. Yeah, hype music. And it's quite interesting because you're in the car with, you know, different ages of people and some people you don't really know and you get to know people's music tastes. And there's a guy that's been in the car every day and he's a bit older than me, like the next generation up. Is he a Gen X?

Gen X. He's in the Gen X era. And he said to me like maybe a week in, he was like, it's so interesting to me that you like all of this older type people music. And I was like, what do you mean? I was like, he goes, you know, Van Morrison and the Bee Gees and, you know, stuff that I really like. And I said, well, I mean, that's what my parents listen to,

so of course I love that stuff. Yeah. And it occurred to me that, you know, it's so interesting that your parents' musical taste has such a big influence on your own or that's what I think anyway. Well, apart from the Wiggles, that's the only music you hear for like the first like maybe eight, nine years of your life

before kids at school start getting their own taste in music and that sort of thing. So if your parents have got shit music taste you're kind of doomed for a while right? Like if that's your blueprint for what good music is and I think about this too with people who are having kids now who are big dubstep fans in 2010

They're screwed. When they're putting on the Skrillex albums while the baby's being raised, what's that baby going to come out like? You know? Can you imagine? What instrument do they want to learn when they get to high school? You're like, nah, this is a classic. It's called Skrillex.

It's called Bangarang. It's a Bangarang classic. Give me some of the music your parents have imprinted on you. Yeah, mainly I think for me, I mean, there's quite a lot, but there's two that stick out for me in terms of my adolescence and how they've influenced me. One would be the Bee Gees. That's why you love platform shoes so much.

Yeah. And having your big hairy shoes so much. Yeah. And having your big hairy chest on display. Exactly. I mean, I'm just drawn to it, you know. I was influenced. It's in your DNA, yeah. Big fan of the Bee Gees, and the number one would have to be, and if you've listened to our show,

you'd know how much my mum and my dad love this man. Have you seen the trailer for the new movie? No. Oh, my God, it looks so good. Tom Hanks plays Elvis's manager, the guy who discovers it. I thought you were going to say he plays Elvis. I was like, what? He could.

He's that good. No, he's in a fat suit and he plays Elvis's manager. Wow. It looks quite incredible. And the guy playing Elvis looks very good could. He's that good. He's in a fat suit and he plays Elvis' manager. Wow. It looks quite incredible. And the guy playing Elvis looks very good too. I mean, keen. So they're mine and it's come from my parents. I want to go around the studio and see what has been the influences from your parents.

Yeah, easy. My mum, I didn't realise how much my mum influenced this on me until she came around recently and she said, the last three times I've been here, you've been listening to the same album that we had on cassette in the car, my favourite band, Talking Heads. Do you know Talking Heads? Of course.

We had the Road to Nowhere cassette in the car and I'm like, oh, that'll be why. Great album. So that came from mum and from dad. Yeah, what was from Papa Roberts? Oh, easy. He's got this on vinyl. Sounds like him.

Yeah, yeah. Doesn't it? Yeah, totally. No, no, no, no. Dad loves classic rock. In fact, I stole his, you know that Pink Floyd album that everyone has the T-shirt of where it's the glass prism with the rainbow, the light going in one side and it coming out the other side? I stole his one.

Did you? Yeah, yeah. Well, he didn't have a record player, so what's he going to do with it? It's mine now. He doesn't have an old classic. I got that from my parents. Producer Ben, you're a bit of an old soul when it comes to music as well. What have your parents imprinted on you?

I would have said very quickly Elton John. Yes, of course. We do know that about Benjamin McDowell. Just not Benny and the Jets, apparently. No, not that one. Not that song. Not that song. That song sucks. Maybe, not that one. Not that song. Not that song. That song sucks.

Maybe The Eagles. Oh. You're so easy listening, man. I know. How do you work at ZM and not at Coast? I know. Do you want me to tell you what Anastasia told me? She's not here today.

Yeah. We don't have hers loaded because she said the music that I listen to was Dutch music forced upon me from my parents. Yeah, right. We don't have much loaded because she said the music that I listen to was Dutch music forced upon me from my parents. Yeah, right. We don't have much Dutch music on the computer, unfortunately. Yeah. I'm really interested because I find it fascinating and I want people to call up this afternoon.

0800 DIAL ZM. What is the music that you love now because your parents do and they listened to heaps of it when you were growing up? Yeah, they imprinted it on you when you were young. Your Spotify playlist is their record collection maybe. Yeah, pretty much. 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Had a realisation the other day that our parents have a massive influence

on our musical taste, Clint. Well, especially now that I have kids and I realise there's constantly music on in the house. And I'm wondering, am I influencing Maggie and Tui? Am I setting them up for good? Like, do I have good music taste? Do you think I've got good taste in music? Yeah, I mean, Maggie and Tui are going to be so into Nicki Minaj later on in life.

They're going to love it. Yeah, they're going to go, there's only one Frank Ocean song that they know when they get older. Yeah, they're like, oh, this is Frank Ocean. We've asked you this afternoon, what is it from your parents that has been imprinted on you? Like, what do you love because your parents love it? Jake's called up. G'day, Jake. Hi, Jake.

How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Hi, Jake. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Very well. How old are you first, Jake? Oh, I'm actually 31 in less than two weeks. Okay, perfect. Happy birthday for two weeks. Thank you.

Jake, what do you think you got from your parents' musical tastes? Oh, I believe I was born in the wrong era. So I was born in the early 90s, 91, i i'm stuck in the 50s and 60s so i listened to uh frank and nancy sinatra and uh quite a bit of nick king cole oh nice what a classy dude and your parents were super into into those artists yeah yep super or more my father my mum was more into like amber and stuff but but you. But you weren't lucky enough to get that musical taste, ABBA? I wouldn't call it lucky. You should be so lucky.

Thanks, Jake. Let's talk to Kayla. Kia ora, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, Kayla. How old are you? I'm 24.

Okay, so you're quite young. And do you think your parents' musical taste had an influence over you? A hundred percent. I think they have great taste in music. Okay, well, tell us, what's one that sticks out for you that your parents love that you now love? So mum loves the Dixie Chicks. Oh, yeah. I'm not ready to make night. Oh, sorry, I just got ahead of myself with the Dixie Chicks. Oh yeah.

Oh sorry, I just got ahead of myself with the Dixie Chicks. Oh, bring that on. And what does dad like? Dad loves Nickelback. Oh wait, wait, wait, what? That was a pivot that I was not ready for.

What the hell, Kayla? How old is your dad? He's quite young. He's 44. Oh, yeah. Snake Bang and the Nickelback demo. Yep. I was like, oh, you Dixie Chicks are going to get some kind of country vibe going on.

Nickelback. I love it. So you love Nickelback as well? Oh, 100%. Why wouldn't you? I agree with you, Kayla. They're, you know, I feel like they're the most underrated band of our generation. Definitely.

Lots of UB40 being texted in. Lots of Neil Diamond being texted in as well. Some people texting in to say they're grateful that they haven't picked up their parents' musical taste spree. Yeah, there's a few people. Someone said, my dad used to listen to some really weird 80s techno crap and I'm glad it didn't rub off on me. Someone else said, my parents liked Nora Jones, musical theatre and acapella. Luckily, I didn't inherit their music taste.

Oh, there's a place for some Nora Jones. I don't mind a bit of Nora Jones. I reckon there's room in your life for Nora Jones. There's a time and a place. When you're feeling really sad. A lot of Credence Clearwater Revival. God, I love them. Yes.

Meatloaf has come up quite a lot. Yes. There's so many good ones. Cold Chisel. Yeah. The Beatles. Simon and Garfunkel. Let's go out on Jess.

Jess, are you here and you're influenced by your parents' musical tastes, yeah? I am. Hi, guys. How are we? Good. Thank you, Jess. Jess, I want to know... Oh, thank you, mate.

It's really good to be back. I've missed you guys so much. I'll be back in full-fledged mode next week, but it's so good to be back. Jess, tell us, how old are you? I'm 33. Okay. You're about the same age as us. Yeah, my dad was a musician when I was a child.

Oh, okay, so he played in bands and stuff. Yeah, he played in a country music band, but actually, in fact, when they were warming up for a gig, they jammed up some Metallica. So when I was seven years old, my favourite song was Interstellar. You had cool parents! That sucked, actually. That's so cool.

Has it survived? Like, do you still like Metallica? Because I found I went through a huge Metallica phase as a teenager. But you kind of get over it. Do you still love Metallica? Oh, no, I still love that song. That song will always stick. Unfortunately, my dad's not with us now Metallica? Oh, no, I still love that song. That song will always stick. Unfortunately, my dad's not with us now.

Oh, yeah, no, that's... And my kids have been influenced by it. My kids, yeah, very much listen to a bit of Metallica too. And, yeah, it'll live on forever. Yeah. Oh, well, hey, sorry to hear about your dad, but that's your song for life, mate. That's nice that you've got that, right?

Yeah, it's a good song, definitely. And I feel it's your dad coming to say hello every time you hear a bit of Metallica. That's a real lovely memory. There you go. Next time you try and take credit for the music that you like. It was your parents all along. As uncool as you may think that they are.

We've got a special guest on the show. What's up, man? A very special guest. A guest that's been Three years plus In the making Clint We've been waiting On this guy Longer than some people

Wait on a response From a Tinder date I was trying to be relatable Never been on Tinder So relatable It's Channing Tatum What's up man Here we are

How's your mum That there is the Channing Tatum Asking about your mum Brie That's right Thatning Tatum asking about your mum, Brie. That's right. That's correct. Yeah, if you haven't listened to us for the longest time, you might be unaware why this is a big deal.

Like, shows get celebrities. He was on the project last week and did a great interview. It's for the same movie, Dog, that he's promoting at the moment. But for us, it's personal, right? That's right. And we barely talked about the movie, although I've seen it. It's a great film. It is a great film.

There's a lot of history with me and Channing Tatum. About four or five years ago, just kind of before we started our show, he followed me on Instagram. And at the time, I was literally posting random stuff on Instagram, nothing special. And I thought it was a hoax. I was like, oh, this is obviously a fake, you know, account or someone trying to prank me. And anyway, I ended up messaging him and he actually messaged me back and I was like, this can't be real. This can't be the real deal. He's too famous, eh? It doesn't make sense. Yeah. I think the account that followed me had 12 point something million followers at the time.

And I was like, is this the real thing? And I couldn't understand it. And then it's been quite the journey since. What happened then? What happened next? So what happened after that was you messaged him, he messaged back. It kind of just sat at that. After that got out, our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy was on a red carpet and Channing

walked past and he took his chance to get some info for us. This is Dean talking to Channing in 2018. I follow one of my friends on Instagram, Bree Thomas you know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical and her mom, literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't

even try and they're funny and Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just cannot not laugh at each other. I think that's what, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing. We have dined out on that clip for four years. We've also put it to work.

We got flights to America paid for by the company off that clip. We flew to Los Angeles to try and track this guy down. We went on a week-long mission called Chasing Tatum, which was a failure, but we still went and did it, right, Brie? That's right. It was probably one of the biggest Brie and Clint show failures we've ever had. At the time.

At the time, yeah. We've had a few more since. But we're such a – something that if you listen to our show, our show is 100% real and authentic. We don't pre-plan anything. There's nothing set up. We literally went to LA with this basic as plan to try and find this guy and it didn't work.

We hear everything in radio called a consultant who, like, reviews all of your ideas and tells you whether you're doing a good job or not. He said to us, great idea, great idea obviously you've already organized him right we're like no no he's like what there's an interview right when you get there there's going to be an interview we said uh no no should there be and he's like yeah there should be we're like oh no that's fake that's fake we're to do it for real. We don't want to do that fake stuff. Anyway, at the last moment, the last Hail Mary, when we were in LA, we'd been there for a week and I was like, okay, I'm going to have to message him one more time on Instagram.

It was the Thursday. We flew out on the Friday. Oh, God. And hope that he replies and magically, you know, we have this amazing moment and he replies and we get to meet Channing Tatum. So I sent him a message and he left me on scene. And a selfie.

And I sent him this real ugly selfie and he never replied. So since then there has been zero contact with Channing Tatum until now. Straight after the secret sound, Channing Tatum joins us on the show and you're going to ask him once and for all, why did you leave me on scene, bro? What are you up to? What was that about? How awkward is that?

Stick around. You're going to find out with us. Bree and Clint. Bree's been away for about four weeks now, but you're back today, Bree, because it's Channing Tatum Day. That's right. Look, let's break it down really quick in case you haven't really

followed this journey for the last three years. About five years ago, Channing Tatum followed me on Instagram or who I thought was Channing Tatum. It seemed like the real account. I messaged him. He messaged me back, told me I was hilarious or funny. You know, small plug for myself there. Anyway, and then I told you about it and we came up with this big elaborate plan that we were going to fly to LA, call it Chasing Tatum and try and meet him in the flesh and double check that it was the real deal. On reflection, a bit stalkerish, but it didn't work. Fast forward to about three weeks ago, four weeks ago,

and I have Channing Tatum on a Zoom call in the studio. You don't know that Channing Tatum is on the Zoom call. You don't know that we've organised him at all. It's not a prank. He can see us. I've just wheeled Bree into the studio on an office chair with a blindfold and put

her in front of Channing Tatum, and that's where we'll pick it up. Hi guys, can you see us? Yeah. Hi. Hi. I know who it is, what's up? She can't hear you, okay? And she doesn't know that you're here, okay? I don't believe that you don't know who it is. I don't believe it.

Brie, do you remember this clip from 2018? Follow one of my friends on Instagram, Brie Thomas-Sell. You know the comedian from New Zealand? Why do you love her so much? She's hysterical and her mom, literally there are certain people on this earth that just don't even try and they're funny.

And Brianna's one, their whole family dynamic and how they just like cannot not laugh at each other, I think that's what if, we all would be a better world if we could all have a family like that. Brianna's amazing Do you remember that clip? Don't you right? Do you remember the time we flew halfway around the world to try and find the person who said that Please remove your blindfold and say hello to the co-directors

of the new movie Dog, Reed, Carolyn and Channing Tatum. Oh, f***. Hey, what's up? Are you serious? What's up, man? Oh, shit. Finally. Here we are.

Finally. What the hell? This is not happening right now. How's your mom? I don't even know. Yeah, she's good. She's good. She asks about you all the time.

She's always like, is Channing coming for Christmas? And I'm like, I don't think so, Mom. Yeah, I'm there. Tell her when. Yeah, absolutely. What you do to your mom is kind of inhumane, but it's also hysterical. I hear it in my head. Brianna!

I can't do it. I can't do your accent. So it's just Brianna. The amount of times that she probably says Brianna in a day is maybe a thousand or a hundred at least. I can't believe this. Do you or do you not have Magnums in your fridge, in your freezer right now? I've got the large ones. Got to go the large.

Large, the better one. Yeah, good. That was the very first video I ever saw of Brianna. She's like, she's got like a mini Magnum. And she's like, what the f*** is this? She was genuinely pissed off. Genuinely, like, she's like, I can't even get it going with it. I can't talk about it.

It's trauma. It's trauma. You know that company messaged me and they were like, we will send you a fridge full of the normal size ones. But the best part was she was just like, I just had to eat the whole box. It was the same. It was the size of a Rackerel. It was great.

I can't believe you even remember a video I did. That's insane. Channing, we've been waiting years to ask you this question. After you followed Brie on Instagram and after we got that clip from a red carpet that you were on, we actually flew all the way to Los Angeles to find you. Oh, no. You weren't there. You were in the UK. We got all the timings wrong Angeles to find you. Oh, no. You weren't there.

You were in the UK. We got all the timings wrong. Hilarious. Did you know that we were trying to track you down? I want to say I sort of do know this, but I don't remember who told me and I don't remember how it did get to me. I think someone might have messaged me

that I hadn't seen in forever and they had told me that y'all were there or something, but I was like, I'm gone. I'm not there. I need to confront you about something, Channing, now that we've got you in the room. Because I sent you a message. Because the first time you followed me and I said,

cheers, Channing, you're a bloody legend. Cheers for the follow. And you replied. And we had a little bit of a chat. And then when we flew all the way to LA, I was like, right, we've been here for a week. We've tried everything. Last resort, I'm going to message Channing.

Oh, no. And you left me on scene. You left me on scene. Oh, no. I'm sorry. You know how I made her feel better about it? I said, he's very famous. He'll have people who clear his DMs for him.

Unfortunately, I'm not that famous and no one actually does that. So I... I wish I could be like, I don't actually look at those. That's not me. It's a person. No, it probably was me, but I don't know. I can't give any excuse. I probably am just an asshole.

Oh, no, just don't give an excuse. Just make sure you reply after this message. And I mean, I know Reid wouldn't do that. Would you, asshole. Oh, no, just don't give an excuse. Just make sure you reply after this, after this message. And, I mean, I know Reid wouldn't do that. Would you, Reid? Oh, never. Never, never. He's going to be all cool and send you a bunch of magnums now. Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to be, like, still looking like the idiot. Reid, the sweetest guy in the world, that Channing guy, though, I'll tell you. I know. You get him, man. I know. I know. We'll have a support group. Well, you can join our support group.

Sounds good. Sounds good. We've got to talk about this brand new movie, Dog, guys. It's fantastic. Congratulations on such an incredible film. Thank you. Much like your character in the film, Channing, we also went on an epic road trip, thousands of miles,

you know, to try and find you obviously oh yeah i was really brave of you guys yeah right you know what we called the trip you know what we called the trip uh trip chasing tatum okay it's really funny but i have to say like i, I mean, it's not, I don't want you guys to feel bad that you didn't find me because most of my friends don't actually, Reid doesn't find me most of the times. Ask him how many times I've left him on Reid.

Boys, it's fantastic to finally see you in the flesh. Dog is a fantastic movie. And Channing, we'll see you parked up outside your house in LA sometime soon. Don't worry about the dogs that are there. 2021 was a shit of a year, but 2022 is looking good. I really appreciate it. Thank you, guys.

Brianna. That's so good. She's hilarious, by the way. She's super, super funny. Did that just happen? Did we hear afterwards? I haven't heard that audio at the end. Really?

Yeah, that's after we hung up. Ben got the audio off that bit. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. It's lucky that you're not here because I don't know that I could deal with the size of your head at the moment. Oh, it's swelling by the minute. You think you've had a confidence booster before.

Imagine Channing Tatum tells you you're amazing for six minutes straight. You know, what does that do to a person? How do you come back down to earth after that? Mate, I've hit my peak early in life and I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. You know what's interesting? Perfect over the borders to open though.

Like we could go and see him again. I know. He's got friendly bands now. Should we try again? Yeah. Chasing Tatum 2.0. Hey, Stick around because next, you did actually DM

him after that. Yeah, because we talked about it there in the interview and I said I talked to you about it after the interview and I said, should I DM him one more time? Well, Bree did. Do you think Channing left Bree on read twice? Text us on 9696.

Did Channing Tatum leave me on read another time? Give you that. And if he did reply, we'll tell you exactly what he had to say. And are they an item now? The answer's yes. In my world, anyway. It's Brie, her partner, Channing Tatum and Zoe Kravitz.

I'm keen. It's a very big bed. That is a hot rubble, baby. Brie and Clint. No big deal, but we just had Channing Tatum on the show. The Channing Tatum. The real one. The guy from Magic Mike.

You know him. You know Channing Tatum. Just at the end of the interview, he said, what I'm pretty sure will become Brie's new ringtone, which you didn't hear. Neither of us heard until we just heard the full interview just then because we'd taken our headphones off. But this is what Channing said.

She's hilarious, by the way. She's super, super funny. I'm going to dine out on that piece of audio for 10 years, I reckon. The whole, well, one of the reasons we talked to him is because he does follow you on Instagram. There has been a bit of chatty banter in the past, but there's also been a message, a couple of messages sent by you that have been left on scene.

And in the interview, you took the bull by the horns and you said, I'm going to message you again. Don't you dare leave me on scene again, Mr. Tatum. That's right. And it was that same day where you and I crafted a message together where I was like, I need to send it now when I'm fresh in his mind to hopefully get

a message back from Channing Tatum. So, we did that and this was the message. I've just opened it up on my Instagram. I said, you're bloody kidding me, mate. So good to meet face to face today. Can you please reply to this message so I can then leave you on scene?

Okay, thanks, bye. See, I think that's perfect. That's good. I think that's the way to do it. But did it work? Did he leave you on scene again? This was recorded directly after sending the message. Panning Tatum just replied to me.

Ah! Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah! What did he say? Oh, he said a few things. He said a few things. He said, ha, ha, ha, same. Good to laugh with you for real.

He corrected himself. You're amazing and now you can leave me on scene. Thanks, bye. That's the third time he's called you amazing or incredible or some variation of that. How are you going to leave him on scene? I'm going to leave him on scene because then I can go out and I'll say to people, dude, one time I left Channing Tatum on scene.

Get out of my face. You're going to get drunk and message him. Probably. You've been drunk a bunch of times since that. Can you confirm for us he is still on scene? I am over video link. Clint, can you confirm if I have left Channing Tatum on scene?

There is no reply. Wait, did you send him a nude? Oh, you weren't meant to say that. Just kidding. If you want to see the full video of the interview with Channing Tatum you can text Channing, C-H-A-N-N-I-N-G to 9696 and we'll flip you back a link straight away.

And if you want to go and see his new movie, Dog, it's out now. It's very good, too. If you love animals, or Channing Tatum, take some tissues. You can text DOG to 9696 to go in the draw for a double pass

to see that new movie as well. Mate, 2022 is looking up. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. But right now it's time for Birthday Banger God I've missed doing some Birthday Bangers Clint Have you been doing Just the friends and family that are around you up there

Are they sick of you asking You're like do you want to know what your Birthday Banger is Yeah just the crew up here on the TV show I'm filming I'm like anyone want to know their birthday banger? And they're like, can someone shut that girl up? Not again. You've done it nine times. Well, let's get some fresh meat on the show for you.

Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. How you doing? Good. How are you going, Sarah? Yeah, good, thanks. That's good to hear, Sarah.

I'm keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 19th of August, 1993, thanks. That's good to hear, Sarah. I'm keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 19th of August, 1993. Okay, you were 16 in 2009. And on the 19th of August in 2009, this had a number one hit. I got a feeling, ooh, that tonight's going to be a good night. One of the all-time greats, I reckon. Sarah, do you like this?

Yeah, it's a classic. They did a list of the Rolling Stone top 200 songs of the 2000s, like this century recently. I was really surprised not to see this song up higher. This was so big from Black Eyed Peas, of course. Sarah, you got a good one. Yeah, thanks, guys big from Black Eyed Peas, of course. Sarah, you got a good one. Yeah, thanks, guys.

Yeah, well done. Okay, wait there. Let's go to Ashley. Hi, Ashley. G'day, Ashley. Hi. How are you going? Very good, thank you.

Yeah. Oh, good to hear, mate. Good to hear. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 24th August, 1983. All right. You were 16 in 1999. And Ashley, on your 16th birthday, this was top of the charts.

Banger, Ashley. You like this? Five? Yeah, yeah. It's good, eh? I mean, Ashley, you can't go wrong with a bit of five. I can see a 16. It's a really cool track.

Yeah, I think it is cool too, man. I can see you getting down to that. I'm obsessed with that. We'll go one more for Penny. Hey, Penny. Hi, Penny. Hi. Hello. How are you going? I'm good. Oh, that's good to hear, Penny. Good for a Monday? Best Monday ever. Oh, that's good to hear, Penny. Good for a Monday? Best Monday ever.

Oh, good to hear. I love that attitude. Penny, what's your birthday? My birthday is the date after Ashley. It's the 25th of August, but 1985. Oh, what are the chances? Very, very close birthdays. You were 16 in 2001. And Penny, finally, your time is here.

This is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Love it. This is a soft rock anthem that gets Bree and I going every time. Soft rock Thursdays, Penny, here at the Bree and Clint show. What do you think? I want to swap for Ashley's one Oh, you like Ashley's one?

Oh, you like it Well, that's top two for me, so I can go with that That's totally fine Wait there, Bree and I have got some serious decisions we're making to do Five, Black Eyed Peas, good song in there too Yes Or is it going to be Lifehouse and Hanging By A Moment? Mate, I'm a bit out of practice

What are your thoughts and feelings and stuff to me? I was right on board with Hanging By A Moment But Mate, I'm a bit out of practice. What are your thoughts and feelings this afternoon? I was right on board with Hanging by a Moment, but Penny kind of threw me a bit. Me too. I think... You can like it. You can like it. That's just not my kind of music.

Yeah, I know. Okay, fair enough, Penny. Penny, I'm going to go with you this afternoon. I'm going five. Yeah, fair enough. What do you think, Clint? It's up to you, the decider. Yeah, damn it. I'm on as well. Okay, you'll be happy. Oh, fair enough. What do you think, Clint? It's up to you, the decider. Yeah, damn it, I'm on as well.

Okay, you'll be happy. Oh, we on. Ashley, you'll be happy as well. Congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Oh, thank you. There you go. He was happy.

And that makes me happy too. Here you go, everybody. Here's your birthday banger from 1999 on ZM. Get him down, baby. I want it. Bree and Clint. From 1999 on ZM. I promised you the mother of all drunk Uber stories, okay? And this is not about throwing up in an Uber, okay? It's not bad.

Nothing got soiled in this story. Because they're a dime a dozen. Totally. Who hasn't thrown up in an Uber, you know? Yeah, more a dime, a $360 fine, more like it. Soiling fee. 34-year-old British mother of two, Leonie Fields and her friend got

drunk on the weekend. Good on them. Good for them. Go girls. And they tried to catch an Uber to the Ukraine to try and help the country defend itself from a Russian invasion. Oh no. They ordered their Uber To Ukraine

From Manchester, England What? So in Europe You know it's on the right continent Yeah But how much would that cost? How far by car is it?

Great question I've actually googled it I've been on Google Maps To check Oh good The good news is it is drivable. You can drive to Ukraine from the UK. You've got to go over a lot of borders and a lot of toll roads as well.

Long journey. But you can get there. It's 3,000 kilometres. Oh. And if you drove non-stop, you could be there in 30 hours. You could be in Ukraine. So not undoable. The quote for the Uber, because you know how it gives you an estimate on what it's going to cost?

Oh, yeah, of course it does. How much? $9,000. Wow. So it really calls into question how much you want to defend Ukraine, doesn't it? You go, I want to help, but nine grand. Well, would it be better to send that money to people who really need it instead of sending your drunken self? Yeah, what's Ukraine going to do with two drunk mums?

Yeah, I mean, no, you've got to weigh up these options. Putin's like, stop. They've got two drunk mums from the UK. Withdraw. Hey, I don't know if you've ever been out at a nightclub, but two drunk mums, they can be pretty scary. You know what? You're actually right there.

Yeah. Don't mess with them. This is a quote from Leonie. We'd been out for about four hours. We'd had a few double pink gins, quite a lot of shots of Sambuca, and a whole bottle of Prosecco. And I think that might have tipped me over the edge. The whole bottle of Prosecco might have tipped her over.

Yeah, it was the Prosecco that really did it. Everything else, nah, that was all good. The only reason that they didn't go through with it and the only reason that she's not in Ukraine right now fighting the evil Russian forces, there wasn't enough money in her account. Uber rejected her before the job went through. And I'm pretty sure there's not an Uber

driver driving around Manchester in a Prius going, oh yeah, I might just pop over to Ukraine. That sounds like a good job. I'll do that and then I'll be home in time for dinner. Shotgun taking that job, guys. Back off. Look, I am someone, Clint, and I feel like this is a lot of people.

When you're in a public bathroom, I am always scared of the hand dryers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I feel that. Especially in the last couple of years, I always think, I mean, are these gross? Like how much bacteria are in these things? I'm scared of any bathroom juice in any public bathroom. And let me explain that.

Any wet surface. Don't say bathroom juice. But it is bathroom juice because it public bathroom. And let me explain that. Any wet surface. Don't say bathroom juice. But it is bathroom juice because it's mystery juice. It might be water. It might be pee. It might be sweat. It might be, you know, something worse.

Feces. Something worse. Yeah, or even worse than feces, you know. Could be, you know, DNA. Yeah, other juices. Yeah. So the idea of those fans that that the ones in particular that you slide your hands down into, those ones give me the heebie-jeebies because there's water flying around.

Well, that's the thing. They've been around for, you know, not forever. They're quite new on the scene in terms of hand dryers. And I always am scared to put my hands in there because it is literally like a game of Hunger Games. Like when you put your hands in, you it is literally like a game of hunger games like when you put your hands in you're like oh my god don't touch it don't touch it don't touch the sides don't touch the sides also i've got quite big hands so i'm like don't touch the bottom don't touch the bottom don't touch the bottom it's good way good way to get in there that you got big hands

i've got big feet too um it's like it's like a it's like a real life game of operation literally and the worst thing possible is that you touch one of the sides uh there's this trend that's going around at the moment on tiktok where people are using those hand dryers uh as as something to curl their hair oh yeah have you seen it where people put their hair in who would put their head next to one of those things? It's disgusting. Anyway, a doctor by the name of, on TikTok under atmadmedicine has weighed in on the topic and talks about whether or not they are a bit gross. Okay. Take a listen.

Yo, I hate to be the bare bad news, but those hand dryers in public restrooms are extremely disgusting. And there have been actual studies done but those hand dryers in public restrooms are extremely disgusting and there have been actual studies done on those hand dryers to see if they spread bacteria and spoiler alert they tend to spread more bacteria compared to just towels but no surprises that's gross you know what i prefer you know what i look for in a good bathroom hand towels more than hand towels. Like paper towels. No, remember that big blue towel that you used to pull down?

It was on a loop and you go, ka-junk, ka-junk, ka-junk, get a clean piece, dry your hands on that, and then the next person comes along, ka-junk, ka-junk, that big blue towel on a wheel. But, mate, have you ever thought to yourself, though, is that just spinning around and around and you're just reusing someone's old towel? I have now, to be honest. Anyway, a good option, dry it on your pants.

Yeah, true. You know where your pants have been. Exactly. Do what we do. Wipe them on your own butt. Yeah. Clean. Play.

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