ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st March 2023

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. I was having a shower today and... Do you shit before you shower? Yeah, and then you don't have to wipe. Oh! Well, the truth comes out. You just get the shower to do it.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Oh, but then you have to touch the poo-poo bummy. No, you get the shower hose, put it up there. Oh, stop. Welcome to the podcast. And then all the poo goes into the... There's poo particles in your shower. And then all the poo goes into the shower pool. No, I got it on a poo chat too quick.
Starting point is 00:00:37 I guess it's like a walk-in bidet in that sense, isn't it? That's what I mean. Do you still want to come around and try my bidet? Yes. Can we bidet? Yes. Can we organise that? Yeah. And we can record it so we can play it on the air. Yep.
Starting point is 00:00:52 The live reaction of the day. We'll have to mic up the bowl. Yep, can do that. And the hole. Dibs not recording it. Dibs not. Now, that's literally your job to record it. You've done your one dibibs not for the year
Starting point is 00:01:05 When you got out No when you When you decided Not to come and record The blood donation That was your one Get out of jail freeze No Claudia does audio
Starting point is 00:01:11 I'll video it I'll video Bree Getting it done to her But she doesn't want to listen Claudia is the mic girl Make sure Make sure not to get My gooch area
Starting point is 00:01:19 I'll censor it out And Bree Can you try and crop out Bree's upper pubis as well Yes Oh I hate that word Upper pubis bone No, can you try and crop out Bree's upper pubis as well? Yes. Oh, I hate that word. Upper pubis bone. Hey, have you girls ever heard?
Starting point is 00:01:28 I told this story very early on, on our time on ZM, but you guys probably haven't heard it, about the friend of mine who started dating this guy and it was real early and it was one of the first times she'd stayed over his house and she really needed to do a poo. And she'd been there for like a day and a half and it came around to the next night. Oh, waffle stomper.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Oh! And she asked if she could have a shower because she's like, sweet, I'll go in there, do my poo, have a shower, and then it'll pretty much dissipate because of you know the steam gets rid of the smell anyway he's like yeah yeah you can so he she was like can i have a shower and he's like yeah of course you can and she went to go have a shower in the main bathroom where the toilet was also and someone was in there and he goes oh don't worry baby you can go use the other shower anyway she's walked in there absolutely busting,
Starting point is 00:02:25 realises the second shower doesn't have a toilet in there. And, I mean, push went to shove. She did a push to shower and she waffle stomped it down the drain. Did it go down? She said it took a bit of force, but it did.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Oh no! Does a shower not have an S-bend? It would break up, right? It would break up. Yeah, but a poo breaks up. It's not going to get stuffed. And there's so much water going down there. It depends how dense the poo is.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That is high-risk stuff. Yeah. Because if it doesn't go down, you are the girl who shat in the shower. I would rather leave a stinky bathroom than clog a shower. No, but that wasn't. See, I relate more to this girl. Really? No, but see, that wasn't her plan, though.
Starting point is 00:03:12 She was never planning to shit in the shower. No, I know, I know, I know, I know. That's like a Ross from Queen situation. Claudia's talking about not ending up in that situation, though. Yeah. She's like, I would have just gone to the person's toilet before I got there. No, if I was confronted with,
Starting point is 00:03:26 I was like, cool, my plan is to shower, but I was confronted with a toilet that was separate to the shower, I'd be like, well, screw it. I have to do it now.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Oh, that is a good point. So you'd go to the toilet and then go to the shower. Yeah. Well, I think, is there another toilet? That's a good question. Surely there would be another one.
Starting point is 00:03:41 No, I think there was, but the bathroom was that particular bathroom. Because I remember asking her that and she was like, it was directly off of the kitchen and the living room where all of the flatmates were, including him. So she'd already walked into the shower. This is why you go home early in the early stages of a relationship.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Don't hang out for 24 hours because eventually you're going to have to do a full cycle of living and there'll be a glimpse of the real you that comes through in that 24 hours. It will. I found it really hard
Starting point is 00:04:13 when I was first dating my wife because we did long distance. She lived in Sydney. So for me to hang out with her, I went to stay with her. Long periods. And it was like three days at a time. Did you ever have any bad shit situations?
Starting point is 00:04:27 I don't know what I did. I'm trying to remember what I did. I think I've blocked it out. You probably went to a lot of cafes and restaurants and stuff. I think you're right. Oh, that's not a good place to do a poo either. I'd rather do it there. I'd rather do it there than in her small, nice Bondi apartment.
Starting point is 00:04:43 When you're still early dating, trying to impress them. I feel bad for Ryan. I really let it out. Yeah, yuck. Good on you. Not poo, but... When you're trying to hide it at a cafe too, like if you're going on a date and you're like...
Starting point is 00:04:56 Can I have the big awkward spoon? Huh? In Australia, because... Oh, to use the toilet? Yeah. They usually give you a key, and it's usually attached to a big, awkward thing on the end of it. But you would want to turbo do that thing in the toilet,
Starting point is 00:05:13 because otherwise then not only are you the person who's doing a poo on a date, you're doing it at a cafe, and they're like, this person's weird. Is anyone here in the group, any of you guys, is there places you won't poo? Parties. Parties? Usually I go before parties.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'll poo anywhere. Yeah, to be honest. If I've got to go, I've got to go. So when you use my bidet, you're not going number two in my toilet? Yeah, you've got to experience it. But to get the full experience, I will save up a poo. You've got to. Much like Twilight, I will save up a poo and do it again. You got to. You got to.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Much like Twilight, your invite has been rescinded. You cannot enter this house. Oh, I want to use the bidet. My grandma has one. Honestly, come over. Does she? She'll love it. Does grandma love it?
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yes, she does. Also, she doesn't remember that I work with you. And so she's like, well, she mentions it all the time. Is Grandma on the fritz? What's the fritz? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:06:11 She's pretty there. She lives by herself. But like... Right. Anyway, and then she just talks about Celebrity Treasure Island or the dog show you're on. Fuck, she's going to lose her mind
Starting point is 00:06:20 when the woman from Celebrity Treasure Island shows up to do her shit in her toilet. Do her shit in her toilet. And she'll be like, what? Oh, my God. Should we do a bit where we test whether she would recognize me or not? So we go to your grandma's house. You don't tell her anything.
Starting point is 00:06:34 And I just knock on her door and ask if I can use her bathroom. Yeah, you. Oh. She'll be so confused. Remember that time we did it? What town was that? We were in Oamaru. Yeah. And we had to go and knock on someone's door and ask them if we could use She'll be so confused. Remember that time we did it? What town was that? We were in Oamaru.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah. And we had to go and knock on someone's door and ask them if we could use the toilet. I got the most lovely old lady. So did you. No, I got the lovely old lady. Did you knock on multiple doors? But I didn't stay to hang out with her like you did. Did you? I had a full-blown conversation.
Starting point is 00:07:00 You had tea? Talked about her plants and all kinds of stuff. Did you use her toilet? Yeah. Yeah. Dropped a deuce in there. Didn't you? Did not.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Did they have a bidet? No, she was so nice. Well, that technology hasn't reached Awamaru yet. Bidet technology. Did we get turned down by anyone? No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:07:18 They were lovely. We went there because they were ranked the loveliest town in New Zealand. Yeah. So we're like, surely they'll let us use the toilet. And first go, Clint's that first house he went to. Yep. And the same to me. To be fair, as long as you don't have some gang insignia,
Starting point is 00:07:33 you'd be a pretty rough person to turn down a toilet request. Like if someone was earnestly standing there going, hey, I'm sorry, I really need to use the toilet. You know what? As a woman, as a woman, I feel like I've got a different take on this because it would depend on the person, unfortunately. That's a very good point. If I was the only person home at the time,
Starting point is 00:07:51 it would really depend. And you made me do that to that poor old woman, this six-foot-two idiot at the door asking to use her toilet. She probably thought I was trying to steal her pension money. Yeah, because you look hardcore. You look gangster. When I see Clint, I go, damn, is he in a gang? Damn, is he going to do a home invasion today?
Starting point is 00:08:14 All right. All right. Bree, can I test you on something really quickly? Yeah. Can you say the word P-O-E-M? Don't pick up on this today, too. A poem. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Why are you saying it right too. A poem. Interesting. Why are you saying it right now? A poem. That's better. Why are you saying it right now? What did I say today? Poem. Poem.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Poem. I probably just was flustered. A poem. You said it four times. When we did the marriage speech. The groom speech. You'll hear it in the podcast today. You called it a poem. No one on the text machine came at me for that.
Starting point is 00:08:44 They came at me for everything else in the last however many months. I'm coming in. I'm off to drop a poo in the work toilet. All right. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Kia ora everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Good to be here, guys.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Happy Tuesday. Big show today. We're calling someone else and telling them that they've won the next ZM's Next Flight. That's right. Yeah. Next. Next. When are we doing that?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Ariana Grande said thank you, next. Next. When are we doing that? Ariana Grande said thank you, next. Next. Five o'clock, if you're registered for next flight, we could be calling you and going, hey, hey, you're leaving the country this week. And I don't want to get anybody too excited, but this is a biggie. They've all been biggies.
Starting point is 00:09:39 This is like... Big, big. You're going to cross the equator for this one. You need a visa. Yeah. Well, do you? To win the credit card. Yeah, visa, credit card, you're going to need it.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Also today on the show, we're going to... I don't know what's happening with this glasses thing, and it's making me quite nervous. Yeah, so yesterday we found out your eyesight isn't too bad, but... It's not the 20-20 vision I've been bragging about, though. But you could benefit from getting prescription glasses. And, I mean, there is the big decision of what pair of spectacles should you get. Can I get a pair like John Campbell's?
Starting point is 00:10:19 He looks really intelligent. He does. Can I get some thick ones like John Campbell? Well, look, later on the show, just after 5.30, the decision may not be up to you. But we'll get into that later on the show. I've got two preferences, either John Campbell or Elton John live from Dodger Stadium.
Starting point is 00:10:37 You've got to go one or the other. Yeah, you've got to go one end of the spectrum or the other. I like it. Let's kick things off with Tradie versus Lady. We have got $50 cash up for grabs thanks to kfc and a game where the ladies are ever so slightly ahead by one win that's right if you want to win 50 cash you've got to call now 0800 dial zm free and clint a time for a round of tradie verse lady free and clint tradie versus lady all right this is where the tradies and the ladies go head to head.
Starting point is 00:11:08 And the ladies are one in front at this stage for the year. 23, the tradies on 22. Let's go to our lady in Palmerston North. She's 36 and she has a dent in her forehead. Welcome to the show, Amy. What a way to introduce me. What a way to introduce you. Is that how you enter all the show, Amy. What a way to introduce me. What a way to introduce you. Is that how you enter all the rooms, Amy?
Starting point is 00:11:29 Definitely not. She enters rooms forehead first. Yeah, apparently. Why do you have a dent in your forehead? Because I was sunbathing on Lake Taupo and my husband was in the water and he thought it would be funny to start throwing little bits of driftwood at me and he threw one and it ended up like a boomerang and stabbed me straight
Starting point is 00:11:46 in the forehead. You're kidding. I'm really not. She calls it bone chops. Derby, how do you think she got a dent in her forehead? Like every other way
Starting point is 00:11:56 someone gets a dent in their forehead. You're taking on our tradies today. They're calling in from Kapiti. They're 42 and they love anime. Welcome to the show, Jason. G'day, Jason.
Starting point is 00:12:06 What's your favourite anime? Oh, it would be One Piece, the old school Black Clover or Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z, good. Glad you said something that Bri and I recognise. Yeah, Jason, I don't know if you're a Fortnite player, but the series they've got at the moment is full anime, which is quite cool.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Oh, cool, cool. My future old boy will probably tell me. Oh, cool, cool. Well, my future old boy will probably tell me. He plays it. Okay, guys. Jase, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, yours is lady. Whoever gives us three correct answers first is walking away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The South
Starting point is 00:12:40 Island is being lashed by wild weather, including floods, slips, and a small tornado. Which of these towns is further Lady. Yes, Amy. Dunedin. Dunedin is correct. Nice work. One to the ladies.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Question number two. Were the Hawaiian islands formed by tsunamis, volcanoes or earthquakes? Lady. Lady. Yes, Jason. Volcano. Well done. Of course, it's volcano.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Nice work. You're on the board. One apiece. Question number three. Who wrote the popular Hunger Games series? Was it Stephanie Meyer, Cassandra Clare, or Suzanne Collins? Lady. Yes, Amy. Suzanne Collins. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:13:29 Big fan of the Hunger Games, Amy? Absolutely. Nice work. Except for that last book. That last book was garbage. I didn't read the book. I watched the video. That is the worst ending to a series of books I've ever read. Yeah. You should watch the movies. They're quite good.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Amy's in. Adele. Adele, she's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. Well done.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Sportsmanship, Jason. Did you hear Amy up? She got a boom. Boom. Mic drop. Well done. Well done to both of you. Good sport, Jason and Amy. You're the Tradie First Lady champion.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah. Thanks, guys. 50 bucks cash coming your way, Amy. All thanks to Kate FC. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Look, we started a bit of a journey yesterday on the show where, look, Clint, we thought needed glasses because you have been struggling to read the screens here in the studio.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And we've got audio as proof. They are 26 and she's a twin and so is her dad. Whoa. They are from Auckland. They are 28. Eight. And're from Auckland. They're 28. Eight. And they just became a qualified builder. Welcome to the show,
Starting point is 00:14:51 Kirstie. Kirstie. I can't see your eyesight. Do you want me to read it? They've made the screen smaller. I can read it pretty well. She's 26 and she has a she has siblings.
Starting point is 00:15:08 What? Eight siblings. Eight siblings. It's a real intervention that you stage to be honest. Because I didn't realise it had gotten that bad. Well I care about you and I don't want you to struggle and fumble through life so we sent you off to get an eye test at Bailey Nelson and
Starting point is 00:15:23 the results came back yesterday that yeah you, you are short-sighted. Yeah, I need glasses. You need glasses. So I'm here to help. I'm here to make this happen for you. And, I mean, the big decision now not comes down to whether you should get glasses or not. No, that decision's been made. We've got that decision.
Starting point is 00:15:44 It's about what type of frames you should get glasses or not. No, that decision's been made. We've got that decision. Yeah. It's about what type of frames you should have. And so we've come up with a bit of a game. Okay. Which I'm calling Spin That Frame Wheel. The frame question is such a big one too because do you go full Pedro Pascal and get some thick frame dark ones? It can really change the game, right?
Starting point is 00:16:09 So in the studio here, you can't see it. Clint can. Maybe not. Because he needs glasses. Oh, good game. But there's a wheel and on the wheel is one, two, three, four, five, six. Six different types of frames. Yeah, I can see pink ladies' glasses.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Yep, you can see... I can see some real OTT blue lenses. I like... Like rock star lenses. I like to call these... No, I like to call them the Iron Mans. Oh, the Robert Downey Jrs. Yes, and I like to call these the Nerd Burger 2000.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I would look like such a pretentious a-hole if I wore the coloured lenses. Yeah. Like, who am I, Bono? I really want you to get these. So this is how it's going to work. Wait, what are those top ones up there? So these are a nice feminine pair.
Starting point is 00:16:56 They're a bit day midna. Yeah, they're quite day midna. They're more like, I think, grandma glasses. Okay. And then one part on the wheel, it says your choice, where you get to pick. Okay. Okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:07 So here's how it's going to work. For this part, we're going to quiz you and give you eye tests, which will be three different parts. Okay. Right? Right. So for every question or test that you get right in this section, you will get to take a pair of frames off the wheel.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Off. Got it. The ones you don't want. Got it. Okay. So let's kick it off with the first test, which is a classic eye test. Okay. So Claudia's coming in.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Don't turn it around yet, Claudia. So on there is a sentence. It's quite small. And all you have to do, classic eye test. Just read it. Is read it. Got it. Okay. Okay. Yep. Go for it, Claude. And all you have to do, classic eye test. Just read it. Is read it. Got it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Yep. Go for it, Claude. And go. Oh, pass off. Pass off. All right. No, that is incorrect. Brie is the man.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Damn it. That is incorrect. But quite impressive. It says Brie is the best. Brie is the best. You were very close. But they're big. Okay, so you have missed out on that one.
Starting point is 00:18:13 The next question is a simple trivia question. Okay. Clint, in the world, what is the rarest eye colour? Oh. What is the least common eye colour? Are there only three eye colours? I'm not going to give you anything else. Green, blue, brown?
Starting point is 00:18:35 I'm just going to... That is the question. It feels like a trick question because is it like purple or something that you've never seen before? Blue. Blue. You're going to lock in blue? Yeah, blue. Locking it in, incorrect.
Starting point is 00:18:54 What is it? It is green. Is it? It's green. I've got green eyes. So do I. Okay. All right, you're zero from two.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Let's see if you can get this last one. I really want to take the day midners off. Is that the ones you would? They're the ones I'm targeting, yeah. What about the pink frames? I'm fine with pink frames. They're a bit Harry Styles. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:19:13 All right, so you really need to get this one right. Yeah. Our last eye test for you is on an iPhone. Please, when you're ready, we'll start the timer. You have 30 seconds to increase the size of the text on an iPhone. You are a Samsung user. I don't know how to use an iPhone. Are we ready?
Starting point is 00:19:38 Go. All right, he's got 30 seconds. Hey, Siri. Ooh. What do I need to do? You need to change the text so it's larger so you can 30 seconds. Hey, Siri. Ooh. What do I need to do? You need to change the text so it's larger, so you can see it. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Far out. He's wasting his time. Display. He's starting to panic. Sounds and haptics. Screen time. General. Oh, display and brightness.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That time is ticking. Text size. Ah! I've done it! Did you do it? I did it. Let me look. Yeah, I and brightness. That time is ticking. Tick size. Ah! I've done it! Did you do it? I did it. Let me look. Yeah, I did it.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Bloody hell, he's done it. Damn it. I did not. That was the last one I thought you were going to get right. Yeah. Okay, so that means we're going to go to a song, and when we come back, you'll get to take one pair of frames off the glass's wheel of death.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And then you will have one spin to see what frames you will wear for the next eight months. Eight months? Oh, did we forget to mention that part? I thought I was going to wear them for one wacky video and then I could go and get some nice ones. I'll take a month. Okay, deal.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Bree and Clint. Welcome back to a very big life moment for Clinton Roberts where he's about to figure out what pair of frames prescription glasses he's going to wear for the next month. It's a pretty big step for a person to go from being a non-glasses person
Starting point is 00:21:00 to a glasses person. Yeah, so I feel like I wanted to take a part of the decision out of your hands. So what's happened is we tested Clint on three different things. Everything he got right, he was allowed to take a certain pair of frames off the wheel and you got one of the tests right. So I get to remove one pair of glasses. So which pair of glasses would you like to take off the wheel? Please, and I've thought about this quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Please, Brie, could you remove the flowery, old lady Dame Edna Coronation Street glasses? Are you sure? Yeah, please. I feel like they could frame your face quite nicely. No, I feel like I can get away with the pinks and the blues with a certain sense of irony. Those ones I feel I'll look unhinged.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Alright, they're gone. They're gone. Thank you very much. And here is where the fun bit happens. One spin is all it's going to take to decide your prescription glasses for the next month. Yep. Let's go through the glasses that are on the wheel, just so
Starting point is 00:22:04 people listening know what we're dealing with. I'm calling these the Nerd Burgers. They're quite a thin frame. Yep. These ones are nice, cool. Quite professor-ish. Yes. These ones are pink frames. You're calling them the Harry Styles. Yep. We've got... They could also be children's
Starting point is 00:22:20 glasses. Yeah, I think they're actually for the girls. Okay, little girls. These ones here, I'm calling hipster glasses because they're actually for the girl, like for a little girl. These ones here, I'm calling hipster glasses because they're black on the top and like a tortoiseshell underneath. Quite cool. Quite cool. Quite Pedro Pascal. Yes, quite Pedro Pascal. Then we've
Starting point is 00:22:36 got... What do you even call those? These. Those ones. These ones? Yeah. I don't know, but... Ella, is that what you wear, those ones? Nah, mine are like see-through. What are those? They're quite a thick frame.
Starting point is 00:22:49 They're the Creeper glass. They're a wire frame, though. And I want to say they're green. Creeper frames. Creeper frames. Yeah, they're a little bit... A little creepy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:59 And then the last pair of frames on the wheel is, of course, the Iron Man, the Robert Downey Jr. Yeah. And then one section that says your choice. I'm going for the Pedro's. Are you? Yeah, I'm going for the Pedro's. You don't even want your choice.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah, if it's my choice, I'm going for the Pedro's. Oh, gotcha. Okay. All right. One spin. What are the producers hoping for? The Tony Starks. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Yeah, me too. Me too. All the pink ones and the white ones. Blue ones. Okay. Are we ready? Mm-hmm. I'm going to give it as big a spin as I can. Three. I'd like a hard spin. Two. Yeah. One. It's...
Starting point is 00:23:37 Where is it? No! No! Pink! Oh my god, this couldn't have worked out better. I think that's possibly the worst outcome of all the ones that we'll be doing. Tune in next week where Clint will be rocking a pink pair of frames. I can't wait. It's 2023, baby.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Men can wear pink. I'll say. Well, one's going to, isn't he? I'm going to need a total wardrobe overhaul. An Aussie influencer, some people might know her, Jade Tunchi
Starting point is 00:24:13 is her name. Is it really Jade or is it Jade? Well, it's got a little macaron on the E. And apparently on her Instagram it says it's pronounced Jade. Like Jemay. Jarday. Jarday.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Like Jumei. Private school girl. It's very fun say. Very fun say. She's making headlines this week because here's what happened. So she got married, I believe, like a year ago. She's been married in the last 12 months. Okay. 12 months okay and she last week posted a video of her husband um making his speech at the wedding okay right so um she's posted this on tiktok it's gone absolutely viral it's super emotional it's
Starting point is 00:24:59 beautiful beautifully written yeah so well delivered by this guy. It's really, really heartwarming. And people are going nuts for it. I think it's got like 10 million views or something. Wow. So heaps of people have seen it. Nailed it. Nailed it. And in the last couple of days,
Starting point is 00:25:17 there's stories that have come out and said that he's plagiarised it. Oh, no. Yeah. Should we take a listen? We've it. Oh, no. Yeah. Should we take a listen? We've got some of the speech. Yeah. I think let's have a listen to some of the speech. This is Lockie, Jade Tucci's partner, doing the speech.
Starting point is 00:25:38 She'll often say that I love you, to which I'll respond, I love you more. Then she'll disagree and we'll go back and forth to no end but after today I think I can finally explain to her what I mean when I say it so Judd when I say I love you more I don't mean I love you more than you love me I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead of us I love you more than any fight we'll ever have I love you more than any fight we will ever have. I love you more than any amount of distance keeping us apart. And I love you more than any obstacle that would try to come between
Starting point is 00:26:10 us. I love you more than anything. So from now on, know that when I say I love you, I don't just say it out of habit. I said as a reminder to you of this day, those promises, and you're the best goddamn thing that's ever happened to me. My darling wife, I adore you. Oh, my God, he has absolutely crushed that speech. Well, he got away with it until now. Yeah. Look, I feel for the guy, whether he wrote it or not, he didn't expect it to be heard by 10 million people.
Starting point is 00:26:43 You know? Yeah. When you deliver this speech at the wedding to your bride, you think 120 people max are going to hear it. This is all alleged that he's plagiarised it, and I've done some research into where they think he's gotten it from. So you've heard the speech, and I'm going to read out this thing that people are saying he's plagiarised it from, and then we'll make a decision.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Go for it. Okay? thing that people are saying he's plagiarised it from and then we'll make a decision. Go for it. Okay. So people are saying that they reckon he's plagiarised it from a poem written by a woman by the name of Erin Nicole. And this is the poem written in 2016 by Erin Nicole. When I say I love you more, I don't mean I love you more than you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead of us. I love you more than any fight we will ever have.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I love you more than any obstacle that could come between us. I love you the most. I mean, it's got a few similarities. It's pretty word for word. But you know what? And people are coming for him and saying you had one job. Yeah. And you've plagiarised your wedding speech.
Starting point is 00:27:49 But at the end of the day, if you're not a good writer. That's what poems are for. And you could tell he had the emotion in it. Like, would you be upset if you were her? Yeah. He might have at the end of it gone, done a credit to the poet. You don't know. We haven't seen the whole video.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Erin Nicole, November 2016. Brian Clint. The world is back open. We're sending people overseas on ZM's next flight. Didn't you go overseas the other day? Did you go overseas? Yeah, I went to Sydney. That's right.
Starting point is 00:28:19 You went to Sydney. Sydney, Australia. You can just do that now. And this is a very cool story. There's a lady called Renee Bruns. She's achieved the world record for travelling to the most countries in one year whilst in a wheelchair. That's awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:37 I need to know details. How many? Where has she been? Okay, first of all, she has a skeletal disorder called diastrophic dwarfism. It means she's in a chair permanently. Okay. And has been for a long time. In May 2022, she was like, sick of my job, sick of this shit.
Starting point is 00:28:55 I'm out of here. I'm going to go break a world record, baby. I don't know if she intended to break a world record at the start. You know how these things kind of just snowball? She booked a one-way flight to Bali and today she, with the world record, has visited a grand total of 117 countries. Wow. In one year. In one year. That, I didn't even know there was that many countries. It's a very specific, yeah, right? How many countries are there? Nearly 200.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Is there? Yeah, there's 190 something. I mean, you know, a lot of them are very small. Yeah. Like the Vatican. She's only going to countries that are recognised by the United Nations. Yeah. Like if that guy from Fyre Festival decides to set up a new country on one of those islands,
Starting point is 00:29:44 that doesn't count. Gotcha. I mean, it'd be fun to go there. a new country on one of those islands, that doesn't count. Gotcha. I mean, it'd be fun to go there. Yeah. Swim with those pigs, but that doesn't count. She came to New Zealand on a trip. Yay. Shout out to us.
Starting point is 00:29:53 We're famous. She was here in November last year. There's a photo on her Instagram page of her. Amazing. Because she's documented all the places. She's down on Quay Street near the Ferry Building. Sky Tower's in the background. Gotcha.
Starting point is 00:30:07 So she's in Auckland. You've got to get a landmark. Right. Oh, you mean what town? Yeah, I meant we're in New Zealand here. Not the exact spot. Could have just said Auckland. She was outside the PricewaterhouseCoopers building.
Starting point is 00:30:19 No way. What was she wearing? She's got 78 countries left to visit. Is she doing them all? Well, here's the thing. She can take her time ticking those off because so long as she visits that 78 countries, all of them, within the next decade,
Starting point is 00:30:36 she will still be the fastest person to ever visit every country in the world in a wheelchair. That's awesome. Isn't that awesome? Yeah. Imagine the last year she's had. Yeah. So cool.
Starting point is 00:30:50 It's a bit hectic for me. 117 countries in a year means on average you're spending about three days in each country. Yeah. See, I'm not the type of traveller that likes to bounce around. No. I like to go to one place, stay there for a week, and then go to another place, maybe stay there for a week.
Starting point is 00:31:07 I hate repacking my suitcase. They're horrible. Can you imagine repacking your suitcase 117 times? Terrible. Yeah, not ideal. Yeah, so there you go. She's got the certificate. She got it from the Guinness World Records.
Starting point is 00:31:20 How many countries have you been to? Because before the show, we were all talking about doing a list of countries that we've all visited. Yeah. Before we give our stats, who do you think has been to the most? Claude seems weirdly confident. Yeah, she does. So it makes me think it's her. Do you reckon she's done a couple of contickies?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Is that how you've done it, Claude? Oh, I have done a conticky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You rack up a few countries on a conticky. There you go. You go through a bunch of them. All right, I'll go first. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:46 I, Clint Roberts, have been to 12 countries. Okay, and what's your favourite? New Zealand. Such a... Wait, I forgot to include New Zealand. 13 countries. Just kidding. Italy by far.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Okay, I was going to say, now can you have your real answer? Because obviously New Zealand is fantastic. Okay, who can going to say now can you have your real answer because obviously New Zealand is fantastic. Who can beat me? I can't. You can't beat me? No, I've visited 10 countries and my favourite I've visited is probably Vietnam. I love
Starting point is 00:32:17 Vietnam. Yeah, love the food, love the people. That was a contiki for me. Oh yeah, nice. Yeah, okay. Old big swinging suitcase over there. Why haven't we talked about producer people love everything. That was a contiki for me. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah, okay. Lord. Old big swinging suitcase over there. Why haven't we talked about producer Ella? Yeah, what about Ella?
Starting point is 00:32:30 I mean, she's 20. How old are you, 22? 22. I'm guessing you haven't been all that many places. She'd have to travel as an unaccompanied minor, I think. But she did travel to Europe last year. She did? Okay, Ella, how many countries you got?
Starting point is 00:32:45 I think I'm seven or eight. Oh, yeah, nice. Yeah. That's not bad. Claudia. Can I have a drum roll? Yeah, you can. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:32:53 So I'm in the lead at the moment with 13 countries. Okay. You have to beat 13. 35. Whoa. What the heck? That must be nice. All right. 35 heck? Must be nice. 35 countries?
Starting point is 00:33:07 Yeah. How? On one contiki, I did 22 countries. Oh, that sounds like my idea of a nightmare. You would have hated it. It was 42 days of camping. You would have been hung, dog millionaire, the whole time. You did 20-something countries in 42 days?
Starting point is 00:33:22 I did 22 countries in 42 days. On a contiki? What? Yeah. It was hectic. Everyone got violently ill. It was awful. But it was so much fun.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I would rather stab myself in the eye with a plastic fork than do that. Did you get the contiki cough? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's that? Oh, it's a kissy cough. Everybody gets sick with something and it goes around the bus. If you're on the long ones.
Starting point is 00:33:40 We also got the tummy bug, which everyone got on the same day and passed out on the campground. Not ideal when you're travelling on a bus. Nah, it was not good. I love a contiki though. Those are some of the best memories. Yeah, well, I've been pitching for a couple of years now, the Bree and Clint gap year, and we take a bunch of listeners over to Europe
Starting point is 00:33:59 and we do a contiki. Do you know you've only got you, personally. I can't go. You've only got two years left until you age out of a Contiki. Yes, well, I'm quick. Still two years to go, baby. Two years to go, baby. I'm going to just go on a Contiki for two years,
Starting point is 00:34:14 and I'm going to visit 200 countries. I'll have to go on the senior citizens one. What's that one called? Called a top deck or something. Oh, my parents are going on that. You can meet up with them. I'll go on a P&O cruise. Meet up with Big Steve and Mama Di.
Starting point is 00:34:26 So the benchmark has been set by Claude at 35 countries. Do you think we have any ZM listeners who have been to more than 35 countries? I absolutely think there is, yeah. I do too. Let's see if we can beat you, though. We're going to start off with Karen has called up. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Hi, how's it going, guys? Good, thanks, Karen. You've been to a lot of countries? Yeah, just a few. Okay. Can you beat Claude? 35, what's your number? Karen has been to...
Starting point is 00:34:54 I've been to 42 countries by the time I was 24. Whoa! How old are you now? I just turned 40 last year. Did you stop at 24? I went to the same place as afterwards, but I'm going again in a month's time.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Oh, nice, Karen. 42's plenty. Yeah, that's heaps. I'd be like, I've seen enough. I've been to 10, so you're well above me. Okay, that's the benchmark now. It's at 42. We're going to go to Bree.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Not our Bree, another Bree. Hi, Bree. G'day, that's the benchmark now. It's at 42. We're going to go to Bree. Not our Bree. Another Bree. Hi, Bree. G'day, Bree. Hi. Hello. Tell us, mate, how many countries you been to? Can you top that?
Starting point is 00:35:34 Yeah, I've been to 59 countries. 59 countries. That's a fair few. And why? How come? I managed it because I used to be a Kentucky trip manager. Oh. So I used to do a lot of trips around Europe and I've been to lots of the little small countries
Starting point is 00:35:48 like Andorra and Lichtenstein and all of that. Is it a good job being a Contiki tour manager? I always looked at our tour managers and I was like, are they living the dream or are they sick of going to the same pizza restaurant once every four weeks? Yeah, it did get a bit like that. But no, I was definitely living the dream.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Like now that it's over, I look back at photos and I'm like, oh, so good. What a cool experience. Okay, 59, you're our lead contender. 59 is in the lead by far. Let's go to Charlotte, who's on the line. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Hello. Bree, our Contiki tour manager, has 59 countries under her belt. I feel like you're about to beat it. Tell us, Charlotte, how many countries you've been to. 78. 78. How?
Starting point is 00:36:34 I used to work on cruise ships. How much time do you get to spend in a country if you work on a cruise ship? Can you go far from the port? Like, can you go and explore much of the place? Yeah, you can. You get to go off. And then obviously you do the same cruise for a couple of months, so you get to do different things each time you go there.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Charlotte, as someone who's been to 78 countries, in your opinion out of those 78, what was your favourite? Oh, God, I get that asked of a lot. I don't know. I don't really have a favourite, but I feel like... You don't have a clear favourite? No,
Starting point is 00:37:12 because they're all great in their own way, but Antarctica definitely was an experience that was... Where? Antarctica. Oh, amazing. You've been to Antarctica? Yeah. The only people that have been to Antarctica are you, Sir Edmund Hillary and Lorde That's as far as I know
Starting point is 00:37:29 And people like go on cruises And one last question from me Charlotte just out of curiosity Who had the hottest people? Oh Italy Antarctica Italy
Starting point is 00:37:41 We invented a new game last week and believe it or not, it's stuck around. Yeah, it's come back for more. It has stuck around. It's come back for more. Claudia, what page am I meant to be on for this? Sorry, we got carried away talking to Ross. The second page. Second page?
Starting point is 00:38:00 Second page. We're good to go. Let's get classical, everybody. Come on. Let's get classic. Came about. Because Apple Music have launched a classical music streaming service. Yeah, because they wanted to make it even worse than it already is. And they've achieved it.
Starting point is 00:38:21 People already don't like our streaming service. We may as well go down the classical route. How do we go further? So what we have is popular songs done in a classical style. Exactly. So like a Dua Lipa song, but in a classical version. Done by the New York Symphony Orchestra. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:38:39 You understand what we're saying? It's a challenge between you and I, and you can play this too while you're listening, see if you can figure out what these songs are. Claudia, any specific information we need to know this week before we get in there
Starting point is 00:38:49 or can we just indulge our classical? I think you can indulge. These are all pop songs that at one point have played on ZM. Okay. You should know all of them. I'm so gutted because I forgot my monocle.
Starting point is 00:39:01 It usually helps me in this game. But that's a looking thing. It makes me fancy. Oh, right. Okay, good. All right, should we just go for it? Yeah, so use your names as your buzzers and then the first person to tell me,
Starting point is 00:39:13 you know, the artist and the title, I'll give you a point. All right. Good luck. Let's do it. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. Rihanna, Only Girl in the World? Yeah, boy.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah. Did you hear it? Yeah. You can hear it? I was straight after you. Sounds so dramatic. Do you reckon the orchestra also plays Rihanna S&M? Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:47 I think it's their number one requested song. Or Rihanna Birthday Cake? Imagine, imagine. What's that song where it's just super repetitive? Work, work, work, work, work. Imagine a classical version of that. Okay, one to me. Yeah, one to you, Higa.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Here's another one. Brie. Brie. I'm kind of busy. So that's Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Telephone. Yeah. I can see Gaga putting out a classical album at some stage. Oh, that'd be amazing. Can't you?
Starting point is 00:40:33 She's done a country album. She's done everything else. I'd be into it, eh? I want Lady Gaga to put out a jazz album. A jazz? All right, let's go again. It's 1H. I don't know if this is too much of a clue,
Starting point is 00:40:46 but the next one, weirdly enough, is my birthday banger. Oh, okay. Okay, what's this? Oh, I know it. Brie. Brie. I can't get that at all. Black Eyed Peas.
Starting point is 00:41:25 My heart. That tonight's gonna be a good night Do you know what it's called? I feel like you get the point That's the song she gets it Is that the song? Yeah Is it like time? Let's hear it
Starting point is 00:41:41 It's called I Got A Feeling I Got A Feeling Okay, two to Brie Two to Brie Here we go, here's another one Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint Clint, Clint, Clint There's the Kid LAROI and Justin Bieber stay
Starting point is 00:42:00 Yep What kind of shonky orchestra is already resorting to the Kid LAROI and Justin Bieber songs? You've got to play the hit singer. We're all tied up. We're all tied up. Okay. You go. This is the tiebreaker.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Last one. This is for the win. Oh. Oh! Oh! We both know it, we know it. Yeah, I know it. The what's it called? Holding you like this. Oh, my gosh, you guys.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is that song? What is that song? What is that song? Claudia? Come on, Ross Boss. Yeah, Ross. He doesn't know it. He doesn't know it either.
Starting point is 00:43:11 That's Maroon 5, Payphone. Oh! Just shows you. Point to favourite band. Guys. You've got literally every word except... Poor Maroon 5 that we know every word to their songs, but we don't know that it's their song. Now we're like, ooh, it's familiar.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Tie. That's a tie. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Welcome to your birthday banger for a Tuesday, everyone. This is where we take your birthdays, figure out what was the number one song on your 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one out of these three people.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Let's start with Abby. Kia ora, Abby. G'day, Abby. Hi. How's your day been, Abby? Yeah, good. I've just been at circus school with my daughter. Circus school. Do they do the fun sheet things like Pink has? Yeah, good. I've just been at circus school with my daughter. Circus school. Do they do the fun sheet things like Pink has? Yeah, silks. Yeah, the
Starting point is 00:44:10 silks. Is your daughter going to run away and join the circus? She'd love to. Yeah. Yeah, I always pretend I'm doing the silks when I'm trying to fold a fitted sheet, Abby. It's kind of the same thing. Mate, let's do your birthday, Vega. What's your birthday? 24th of October 1981. Alright, let's do your birthday, Vanga. What's your birthday? 24th of October, 1981.
Starting point is 00:44:27 All right, that means you were 16 in 1997. And on your 16th birthday, Abby, this would have been at the top. Curve of the world. Every boy and every girl. Curve of the world. Vanga, Abby, a bit of Spice Girls. Yeah, not my favourite. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Were you not the type of 16-year-old that dressed up with their friends as the Spice Girls? Definitely not. Oh, okay. Interesting. Who were you into? Handsome. Not them either. No?
Starting point is 00:45:01 No? Evanescence? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, all right. Oh, yeah, cool. We've got a rock truck on the phone. Okay, wait there. We're going to Evanescence? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, all right. Oh, yeah, cool. We've got a rock truck on the phone. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 00:45:08 We're going to do a birthday banger for Alex. Hi, Alex. G'day, Alex. Alex. Alex. We'll come back to Alex. Let's go and do a birthday banger for Jennifer. Kia ora, Jennifer.
Starting point is 00:45:18 G'day, Jen. Kia ora. I love the Spice Girls. They're a total banger. Oh, so you'd be happy with the Spice Girls for yours, Jennifer? Absolutely. Who wouldn't be? Well, Abby.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Well, Abby, yeah. Abby, I'll swap. I'll swap. I like it, Jen. Well, let's find out what yours is. What's your birthday? 10th of March, 1984. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000,
Starting point is 00:45:40 which I mean it could be a Spice Girls song. Let's see. What a girl wants, what a girl needs, whatever makes me. Wait, wait, wait. which I mean it could be a Spice Girls song. Let's see. Wait, wait, wait. You'd love some Spice Girls but you're not happy with vintage Christina Aguilera? Christina Aguilera is all good but I love, love Spice Girls. Spice Girls?
Starting point is 00:46:00 Right, right. It was Spice Girls or nothing for you. None. No, Ricky Martin too. he could have been there. Oh, yeah, he could have been there. A bit of Ricky Martin, shake your bonbon. We've got a real... Christina Aguilera, she's all good.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Real child of the 90s on our hands. I get what Jennifer's saying, like, oh, I love Christina Aguilera in that song, but Spice Girls just bring some, I mean, spice, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, we've got Alex back. We're going to do one for Alex. Maybe Alex will get the Spice Girls.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Hi. Hi, Alex. Oh, hello, how are you? Good, thanks.. We're going to do one for Alex. Maybe Alex will get the Spice Girls. Hi. Hi, Alex. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What are you hoping you'll get for Birthday Banger, Alex? I don't care, but I'm jealous of both of those two choices, so hopefully mine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Okay, nice. So you'd be happy with either of the other ones. Let's see what you've got. What's your birth? What's your date of birth? How was your birth? Do you remember? Were you Caesarian? Sorry, Alex. My bad.
Starting point is 00:46:50 What is your birthday? 1st of October, 93. Right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on the 5th of October, 2009, this was number one. Tyo Cruz, Break Your Heart. He was a bit of a one album wonder,
Starting point is 00:47:11 but man, he got some good songs off that. It was a great album though. What do you reckon, Alex? Yeah, I do really like that song, to be honest. I'm impartial to the three choices today. You'd be happy with any of them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Same here, kind of. Okay, wait there. Wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there, wait there. Um. I feel like my vote is largely irrelevant today because I feel like you're not going to go past the Spice Girls and then it's going to get passed over to Claudia and she's also not going to go past the Spice Girls. So, so, to add some jeopardy to it,
Starting point is 00:47:48 whatever jeopardy I can, I'm going to vote for Christina Aguilera. Over to you. Spice Girls. Now we go to Claudia for the deciding vote. Claudia, what's it going to be? I'm debating between Teo Cruz and Spice Girls at the moment. So either way, I'm not with you. Spice Girls.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Trust me. You think that's the right choice? Yeah, I'm not with you. Spice Girls. Trust me. You think that's the right choice? Yeah, I think so. I mean, don't ask Abby. Because she'll say no. Ask Jennifer. Yeah, I think I'm with Jennifer. Or ask Alex.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Actually, ask Alex. Spice Girls. She wants Spice Girls as well. Spice Girls. And what about Alex? We got Alex. Alex. Spice Girls. Spice Girls. You got to do it. Yeah, I'm doing it for the girls. Spice Girls. And what about Alex? We got Alex. Alex. Spice Girls. Spice Girls.
Starting point is 00:48:26 You got to do it. I'm doing it for the girls. Spice Girls. Oh, yeah, this is good. Hey, Abby. Yeah? Everybody wanted your birthday banger except for you, so congratulations. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Hey, Abby, you can still put it on your LinkedIn that you won. Well done. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. It's about damn time. It's about damn time we brought back this segment. Call now for Brian Clint's Only Sam's. damn time. It's about damn time we brought back this segment. Call now for Bree and Clint's Only Sams. Call now.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Not Dan's. Stand down, Dan's. You had your chance last week and you were unsuccessful. Look, when I pitched this segment last week, did I think it would come back for a second week? No. No. But am I happy that we're here?
Starting point is 00:49:20 Yes. Yeah. We got close last week. Five. We had five dance, only for it to be completely ruined and derailed by Richard, who called through. What a dick. One dick ruined everything.
Starting point is 00:49:36 So this week, we're asking for only Sams to call. As long as you have Sam at the start of your name, you are eligible. You're a Sam. But obviously, we have welcomed other people to derail the segment. We have six callers standing by. We cannot see their names. Let's go to our first caller. Kia ora, Caller 1.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Hello. Hello. Hello. Please tell me, Caller 1, you have Sam in your name? I do. What is your name, Caller 1? Samuel. Samuel. We love it name, Caller 1? Samuel. Oh, we love it, Samuel.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Welcome to the party. Name him. Samuel, you're going to stay on the line with us, okay? We need you here for the celebration if we make it. Let's go to Caller 2. Hi, Caller 2. Hi, Caller 2. Hello.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Oh, this is a Samantha. I can hear it. 100% a Samantha or a Sam. Yeah, they're an honest person. They wouldn't ruin this segment. Caller 2, what is your name? My name is Samantha. Yes, Samantha.
Starting point is 00:50:30 I knew it. My favourite in the Sex and the City. You going to stay with us? You going to stay on the line, Samantha? Of course. Well, I'm Samantha. Two from sex. Let's go to caller three.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Hi, caller three. Hi, caller three. Hello. Come on, mate. Don't derail it at this point. We're just getting started. What's your name? Yeah, I'm a Samuel as well.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Yeah! Samuel! Two Samuels and a Samantha. We are off to a flyer. We love to bloody see it. Let's go to Caller 4. Hi, Caller 4. Hello.
Starting point is 00:50:57 Caller 4, come on, give it to us. What is your name? I'm another Samantha fan combo. Yes, Samantha! We've got two Samanthas and two Samuels. We love you. The Samanthas, they're good eggs. Alright, here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:51:11 To equal what we had in only Dan's last week, caller number five, what is your name? Samantha. Get in, Samantha! We have equaled our personal bests. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:51:27 We have been here before, though. Can you get us Booker Records on the phone, please? This could be it. Samuels and Samanthas, how are you guys feeling? Are you confident that caller number six is going to put us over the top? Fairly confident. Oh, that's good. It's a good group of people
Starting point is 00:51:46 we've got here. It's positivity we need. We want to show them a good outcome. We need to go to caller number six. Hello, caller number six. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:51:54 How you doing? Number six. Please reveal to us your name. I really want to join the party. My name is Dominika. Oh, what a sex doll. Dominika, it's not even bloody close.
Starting point is 00:52:15 No, not at all. I really wish it was. Dominika. I love her evil laugh. Let's do it. Hey, Sams, how do you feel about Dominika scuttling us at the last hurdle? Not a hurdle.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Dominika, there might be no entry for the party. I love it. Let's do it. Hey, Dominika, can I just ask, derailing that whole segment and ruining it for everyone, has that made your day? Oh, it has definitely made my day. I can't wait for it next week. You're going to call it again next week?
Starting point is 00:52:48 No, no, no, no, no. I love you. We put a mark against Dominika's name. I love you. You're evil and you're owning it. Well, join us next week when we go on a quest for only... Only... Clams.
Starting point is 00:53:03 No, not a name. No, no. Only... Pams. Pams. Only Pams. Only Clams. No, not a name. No, no. Only... Pams. Pams. Only Pams. Only Pams. Only Pams. We're not going to find six Pams in 2023.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Jesus Christ. Brian Clint. What's the happiest country in the world? Amsterdam. Possibly. Is Amsterdam a country? No, it's a city in the Netherlands. It's a city in the Netherlands. So, Netherlands. Possibly. Is Amsterdam a country? No, it's a city in the Netherlands. It's a city in the Netherlands.
Starting point is 00:53:27 So Netherlands. Possibly. The United Nations releases a happiness index each year, and it ranks countries from most to least happy. Okay. Brutal for the unhappy ones. Yeah, but when you hear, you'll be like, oh, yeah, obviously. Right.
Starting point is 00:53:44 There is some obvious ones, unfortunately. What makes a happy country, I hear you not ask, but I'm going to tell you anyway. Happiness is determined by a country's healthy life expectancy. Okay. GDP per capita. What is that? How much money, how profitable your country is.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Right. A country with good GDP, gross domestic product, can afford things like roads and hospitals and good wages. Okay. Social support. So if you fell on hard times, would the government look after you kind of thing? Low corruption.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Generosity in a community where people look after each other, and freedom to make key life decisions. That's what makes a happy country. All right. I feel like we've got all those things. I think so. I feel like we're pretty, I mean, I don't know what our GDP per capita is like at the moment. I mean, don't put in house pricing.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Well, that should weigh into it. It should. And also the price of cheese should be at the top. Price of cheese, price of petrol. No, mainly price of cheese. Price of beer for me. Everyone looks at cheese. I look at what a pint of Heineken costs.
Starting point is 00:54:54 That's my inflation index. To be honest, this country in terms of beer prices and alcohol, pretty good. Nah, not at the pub. I'm talking about if you go... $15 for a pint. Hold on. I'm talking about if you go... $15 for a pint. Hold on. I'm talking about if you go to the Bottle-O. You've touched on a nerve here, woman.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Yeah, I was like, chill out. If you go to the Bottle-O or if you're buying from the supermarket, alcohol not too bad compared to Australia. Australia's crazy. They're bloody... Like 50 bucks for a dozen. It's stupid. So based on that information,
Starting point is 00:55:24 what's the happiest country in the world? According to the United Nations? Sweden. You're close. Finland. Oh, I knew it was one of the... Arguably the same country. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I thought it was for a while. It's not? Sweden, Switzerland. They're the happiest countries. Sweden, Switzerland. And Finland. Finland. And... Greenland. Greenland? Finland. Finland. And Greenland.
Starting point is 00:55:45 Greenland? Yeah. Ignorance is bliss. Finland is the happiest country in the world for the sixth year in a row. They've cracked it. Six years in a row. Six years in a row. That's where we should have gone for COVID.
Starting point is 00:55:57 You know why they are? Why? Well, what do you call people from Finland? Finnish. Yeah. And that's why they're so happy. Because they're always... They always are finishing.
Starting point is 00:56:12 New Zealand was 10th. Were we? Yeah. Out of the whole world, not bad. Pretty good. Also, better than Australia, 12th. It's that bloody alcohol price, I tell you. I feel like Australians are happier than us, but interestingly...
Starting point is 00:56:25 You reckon? Yeah, your houses are cheaper and your weather's better. Yeah, but alcohol through the roof. The top 10 from 1 to 10 goes Finland, Denmark, Iceland. Those are all the same country. Israel. Israel. Israel.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Is fourth. Sweden, Norway, Switzerland. They're all the same. Luxembourg. That's the same country Then New Zealand Where was America out of Great question, I didn't check for America But at the very bottom of the list was Afghanistan
Starting point is 00:56:56 Like I said, kind of makes sense And that's the end of the show Done and dusted I'm just doing a bit of online shopping. Oh, it's not like you. I love online shopping. What are you online shopping for? Just clothes.
Starting point is 00:57:13 You know why I like it? I mean, there's a lot of reasons I don't like it. Yeah. Mainly when you order something, it doesn't fit, and then you're like, oh, I've got to send this back. Annoying. But you can literally type in whatever you think of that you want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:27 And it's at your fingertips. But how do you know if it's good? That's my problem with online shopping. If you do enough. You can't go and feel it and sniff it. If you do enough, you get the gist. Yeah, that's the problem. It's a volume thing.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Yeah. You know, you've got to be well-versed in online shopping. Do you reckon my hesitance to online shopping is going to catch on? Or is the trend too far gone? I'm over here trying to tell people to not do online shopping. Look, I'm not going to lie to you. I think the ship has sailed. I think it's the way of the future.
Starting point is 00:57:59 You maybe need to get on the bandwagon. I refuse. All right. Well, it's your decision. Have a great night, everybody. I'm going home to watch The Last of Us, Episode 2. Oh, a bit late to the party. No, no, no, not late to the party at all.
Starting point is 00:58:16 A bit late to the party. No, not late to the party. Just because you watched it all as soon as it came out. Well, you couldn't because it was week by week. Yeah. But... Well, I'm not that late, okay? No, you're not. You're actually not that late.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Are you liking it? No, it's too scary. You don't like it at all. It's too intense. Episode 3 is my favourite. Stick with it till episode 3 and if you don't like it after episode 3 then it's not for you.
Starting point is 00:58:43 One was very intense. Yeah, you're not a Walking Dead. One was very intense. Yeah. You're not a Walking Dead fan, are you? No. I didn't think so. Have a great night, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. See ya. Bye, guys.
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