ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st March 2025

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

Fridayoke - Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne.  What did you accidentally send to the wrong person?  Who should host The Chase NZ?  Bree would send her mum to jail for $50m - and Mumma Di heard her.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM3 and Clint. It's Tradie versus Ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. All righty, here we go. The Tradies and the Ladies. The score update for the year. Tradies on 18, the ladies on 23. Our lady today from Christchurch is only 13,

and her sister won tradie verse lady two weeks ago. So whatever she can do, Izzy can do better. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Hi. How old's your sister? 15. 15.

All right, let's see if it runs in the family. Okay, you're taking on our tradie from Tauranga. He's 19 and he loves four-wheel drive trucks. Welcome to the show, Jacob. G'day, Jacob. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You got your own four-wheel drive truck yet?

Yeah, I do. What do you got? What type? Innocent Safari. Oh, okay. Okay. What do you got? What type? Innocent Safari. Ah, okay. Okay. What do you ask? Is it lifted?

Just a tad. Just a tad? You got extra shockies in it? Yeah. You got a snorkel? Oh, no, not a snorkel at the moment. Oh, yeah, something to work towards. Well, we'll give you 50 bucks towards a snorkel if you beat Izzy,

and Izzy, if you win, we'll give you 50 bucks to spend on whatever you want. Your buzz is lady. Jacob, you're trading. The first to three wins the game. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the title of the first book in the Harry Potter series?

Lady. Yes, Izzy. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Well done. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is correct done. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is correct. One to the ladies. Question number two. What colour is a zebra's skin underneath its stripes?

Lady. Izzy's in fast. White. No. Jacob. Yeah, Jacob. Black. It is black, yeah.

It is black. We are one apiece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ladies, ladies. Izzy's in. Dua Lipa. It is Dua Lipa.

She's coming to the country very soon. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Jacob, to stop yourself being beaten by a 13-year-old. Here we go. Question number four. What type of farm did Taylor Swift grow up on? Is it dairy?

Lady, lady, lady. Yes, is it? Christmas tree farm. She's got it. Christmas tree farm. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You don't even need the rest of the multi-choice.

She takes the win. Don't let the 13-year-old thing put you off, Jacob. Izzy is a superstar. You were beaten by the better contestant today. There's no shame in that. It's from a family of geniuses. I'm going to have to have a few extra beers tonight. That's fair.

Not you though, Izzy, okay? No beers for you. But you can have all the cookies and chocolate you want. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you though Izzy Okay No beers for you But you can have All the cookies And chocolate you want We'll get that 50 bucks Out to you Izzy Well done Play Zed Eames

Bree and Clint People who watch The Bachelor Australia Will know who Matty J is He was just on I'm a celebrity Get me out of here

Australia Yes Yeah He's got a parenting podcast Called Two Doting Dads He has talked about a lie That his mum told him while he was growing up. Yes. And I think it's brilliant.

What's a good lie? I think it's... You think parents should do it? Well, I think she's nailed it. I want to know what it is. Have a listen to this. This is the lie that he says his mum told him growing up. We had a PlayStation 1.

And what she used to do, because we were quite obsessed, she told us it was a rental. This is the lie that he says his mum told him growing up. We had a PlayStation 1. And what she used to do, because we were quite obsessed, she told us it was a rental. It is not our PlayStation. She's rented it from Video Easy. And so we used to get the PlayStation in school holidays only. Sometimes on the weekend, she'd be like, I'm going to go down to the shops, I'm going to rent out a PlayStation. This was in the back of the car or something.

And so we would get it. And then on the Sunday of the end of the holiday, she'd be like, I've got to return out a PlayStation. She's in the back of the car or something. And so we would get it. And then on the Sunday of the end of the holiday, she'd be like, I've got to return the PlayStation back to the shop because it's on the rental. And we were like, oh, can we not have it for one more week? That is genius. God, parents, you can't trust them, eh? You can't trust a word they say.

She has complete control. If the kids start fighting over the PlayStation, she just goes, I'll take it back early. Or if they are fighting, you go, well, it's going back tonight anyway. It's going back to the video store. When in actual fact, it's just going back in the cupboard. Genius. Where you didn't know. Can you imagine the level of betrayal you would

feel the day you found the PlayStation in your mum's wardrobe? Oh, and I would find it. I used to go snooping. I used to go snooping all the time in my parents' cupboards. And you probably thought you were quite a good snoop. Yeah. Well, that's how I found my dad's money stash. Oh, yeah.

What did he say in the Bible? I raided that money stash for years inside all the pages in the Bible. And your dad was like, God mustn't want me to have that money. You know what? He'd only ever have $100 notes, so that's what I'd have to take. Your dad's a baller. That's a real Sopranos move. You know what? He'd only ever have $100 notes, so that's what I'd have to take. Your dad's a baller. I know. That's a real Sopranos move.

I know. To keep crisp hundies in the Bible. It's not like I could take a tenner. Yeah. Like I'd have to, I'd be forced to take a hundred. Where did he keep his pistol? That was in a lockbox up in the shed.

Good. Yeah. Good. That was locked away. You're like, on him at all times. We want to know the lie your parents told you growing up and you one day found out.

Remember the lie we unearthed on this show? What? On this very show that my mum kept from me. Yes. That lie was probably the biggest lie my mum has ever kept from me. When she told me. She was well-intentioned though. It was.

But when I only found that out like five years ago. Yeah. And I, it took me a long time to believe it. I think she should have told you earlier. Should have told me earlier. I had a dog when I was about five named Scampi. Beautiful little silky terrier, little boy. Scampi went off to live with my nan all of a sudden

and I was devastated by it. And then after like three or four months we got Scampi back and my mum revealed to me that it's because the real Scampi got hit by a car and so they told this story that it's going to go to Nans and then they bought another one. They needed time to find a replica. And the new one was a girl. Didn't notice.

Didn't matter to me. I was just excited to have Scampi back. Your mum's like, oh, Scampi's trans. I could not believe that when she told me. And then looking back, I'm like, that makes so much sense because how did Scampi change genders? Right now they were asking about the lie that your parent told you growing up. We just played a clip from Australian podcast

where one of the hosts revealed his mum said that their PlayStation 1 was a rental even though they owned it and that when she wanted them even though they owned it, and that when she wanted them to stop playing with it, she said it was going back to Video Easy. It's so smart. And she'd be like, well, you can pay the late fee on it then. Yeah.

It only came out in school holidays and special occasions. Yep. So we asked, what did your parents lie to you about, and how'd you find out? Petra's here. Hi, Petra. Hi, Petra. Oh, it's Jessica. Jessica. Sorry Jessica. What was the lie?

Um, so it was, I was watching Titanic with my parents and it was when it first came out so I was about eight or nine. There we go, I know where this is going. And yeah, it was at the end and I was bawling my eyes out crying thinking Jack was going to die and my parents sent me to bed and told me that dolphins came and saved Zach.

That's beautiful. You know that's... That's beautiful. Have you seen the end, Jess? I have now. I saw it about four years later and I was sitting there like, where's the dolphins? Where's the dolphins? I was going to lie to you again and be like, that is the ending.

You must have had a short version, Jess, because after he sinks and roses on the door, the dolphins then come sailing up out of the water and they've got Jack's body and they do a flip over the door and then he lands on there and one of the dolphins gives a mouth-to-mouth. Oh, there we go. Yeah. That would have been a better ending.

It was quite incredible and really realistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. CGI is amazing. And it was wild because the dolphin could fit on the door as well. There's room for the dolphin. Bix is here. Hi, Bix. Hi, Bix.

Hey. How are you doing? You've got one that your grandparents lied to you about. Yeah. So when I was about 17, every year we would get Valentine's cards from Valentine's Day. Right. They posted to us and they had a question mark inside.

We wouldn't know who it was from. Yeah. And one year I got a couple. And anyway, it's happened until we were about probably early 20s. We got boyfriends and what have you. And anyway, I knew it wasn't my mum because she would always buy cheap cards. You know how you get like cheap cards you just get your $1-$2

and you get like it was always the most expensive card it was like different handwriting it's like different postage stamps you couldn't work out

like where it was it was before social media yeah so like it was a real mystery and anyway my mum passed away and then a few years later

I was talking to my grandmother and my granddad there at the table, and I said to them, like, I actually think I know who mine was. And they sort of looked at each other with a smirk, and I was like, oh, my God, it was you two. It was you guys all along. Oh, cute.

It was my granddad the whole time. They were around, like, different post shops and took different cards and had a little talk. That is so sweet. It's sweet, but also, what the hell? Yeah, they were gaslighting you. But they would, like, get the person at the post office to, like, write the card as well.

So it was different handwriting. Oh, that's so sweet. That is so premeditated. You got catfished by your grandparents, Bex. And I, yeah, I think I would have done it for my daughter, so I'll keep the secret from her if she remembers. That is pretty fun, though. That's a lovely idea. Thank you. Oh, that would have done it for my daughter. So I'll keep the secret from her. That is pretty fun. That's a lovely idea. Thank you.

That would have driven you mental though. Emma, what's the lie your parents told you? So when I had my little Nokia brick phone and I had like just started texting and everything, dad told me that he had installed the program on it where he could see every single text that I sent and received. Genius. Genius. How old were you? I that I sent and received. Genius. Genius.

How old were you? I think I was an intermediate. So I would give my number out to boys and be like, be careful, my dad can see what you send me. Genius. That would have freaked out so many boys and anyone that was texting you. I know, get them all off. How long did you believe that for?

Way too long. If there's any kids listening right now, obviously Emma's dad was lying but there is actually software that exists now. That is actually a real thing now. And if your parents have put it on your phone, it's real. Nokia bricks though, not quite. But if you get a Nokia 3315

you're good to go. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They're untraceable. My mum told me that she found me in the jungle and shaved me and cut off my tail. I believed her until I was eight. That's amazing. Someone else said,

my mum told me I was drinking Coke. It was actually prune juice. One way to get your kid to drink prune juice. I remember we told my sister, because we were three boys and a girl and she always wanted a sister, and we told her that she actually did have a sister whose name was Gertrullio and she lived in the rubbish bin.

Gertrulia? Yeah, yeah. And she believed us for a long time. What about this? My horse passed away when I was 13 and my parents told me he got buried in a nice meadow. I found out 10 years later he went to the local hunting club for dog food. What?

Thinking back, I guess he went to a good cause. Oh, ruthless. That is rough, eh? We currently tell our three-year-old that the TV needs charging when we want him to turn it off. That is so smart. Yeah, that's good. That's so smart because everything kids use needs charging,

so why wouldn't they believe the TV needs charging? Yeah, it makes sense. My parents lied to me when I was a kid. They said they went away for a month to Las Vegas, but they actually went to Papamoa to a friend's house. What? What are your parents up to? Yeah, what are they doing?

My dad, when I was eight, told me that mashed potatoes cured ulcers because I had an ulcer at the time and I hated mashed potatoes. I'm 40 and I still hate mashed potatoes. That's fair. But who hates mashed potatoes? Who hates mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes are the... Someone who's traumatised by their dad, that's who.

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and your wife and your son. This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. JK Reiling. JK Reiling. Reiling is up. Here's what happened. Someone said, same three people. What'd she say? The tweet was, people said to her, like, what are three people that ruin any movie?

And she's written, well, do I even need to say? Now what she's talking about is the three stars, her. Oh, no, we've got Dean on a bum line. Oh, no. Dean, are you there? Dean. I reckon our phones are overloaded from secret sound. I genuinely do. Oh, no. Dean, are you there? Dean? I reckon our phones are overloaded from Secret Sound. I genuinely do.

Yeah, maybe. I can finish that off for Dean. She said she was suggesting that the Rons, the Harrys and the Hermione's, the people who played those characters, are the people that would ruin a movie for her. Essentially, it is not hidden well that the three main characters from the Harry Potter series don't like J.K. Rowling and her transphobic views.

And they've been in obviously... I think I'm back. Oh, there it is. We're just talking about how... We're doing our best impression of you, Dean. Yeah. So, guys, here's the tea. Essentially, this battle has been going on for years

between J.K. Rowling and the three main stars of Harry Potter, and J.K. Rowling's decided to dredge it all back up on Twitter. Fair. Did we get the gist of it? Yeah, you nailed it. And here's the thing, though, because I'd like to remind J.K. Rowling, if she's tuning in or listening to us online, or she's calling in to guess the secret sound,

I just want to remind her that these three stars made her a billionaire. I mean, much. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong. Yeah. Fair enough.

Yeah. They made each other billionaires. But yes, there is no Harry without Daniel Radcliffe. They all need each other. They all need each other. They all need to kiss and make up. That's the tea with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent.

Zed In's Brain Cleanse. A woman has uploaded a video of herself talking about how she got sent a seven-minute voicemail from her in-laws bad-mouthing her. Seven minutes? Yes. And apparently she hadn't even listened to the voicemail yet because she explains, I don't listen to voicemails.

Yeah. It's not really, you know. Oh, voicemail, not a voice note. Voicemail. Old school voicemail. Yeah, like I think they've butt-dialed her. Right. It's gone to voicemail and they've recorded a seven-minute voicemail

of them bad- mouthing her anyway i'll let her explain exactly what happened we were literally hanging out days before i got this voicemail okay so basically one of the people butt dialed me the call went straight to my voicemail but the person that butt dialed me must have realized that they were leaving me a voicemail so i'm woken up to a knock on my door and i look out the window and it's this person she's like i have to tell you something please don't be mad at me and then they immediately confessed they're like i was talking shit i let her talk i let her explain herself i let her apologize and i did end up listening to the voicemail after and honestly i wasn't expecting some of the things that were said

i really wasn't wow oh that is so awkward do you think they hoped by front-footing it that she would offer to delete the voicemail and not listen to it? Would you? No. Or I would say. A part of me would want to because I feel like I would never be able to unhear it. That's true. And it kind of depends on the sincerity of the apology, I guess.

And you know what? They weren't there to actually apologise. They were only apologising to save their own arse. Because they got caught. Yeah. Yeah. There's a famous quote that says, what other people think of me is none of my business.

You could look at it that way. You go, well, I don't need to hear that negativity. Good to know that you don't think highly of me. I don't need to listen to it. We're just not friends now. Do you feel like as I get older, I would rather just not know? Yeah. Like if someone's talking crap about me,

I'd rather just be oblivious and not know. You and I always say this. Anybody who talks shit about you, it says more about them than it does about you. 100%. And it says more about that person's in-laws and their petty little lives. It is complicated by the fact that they're her in-laws.

I think the most disappointing thing for her was she actually thought they all got along really well and there was no problems, you know, and she never was talking about them. There's always a little bit of that when you come into a new family too. You're like, do they think I'm good enough? It's just normal in families, isn't it? You don't usually get a voicemail about it though. Sometimes an auntie will get pissed and tell you to your face.

I'd rather that. I'd rather that. You know? Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, tell me what you think. And then I can have my chance to, you know, say something back. It's vintage, though. I've never heard about it being done with voicemail before.

I have heard voice notes. I have heard screenshots. I have heard text messages sent to the person that the texts and screenshots were about. There's so many ways you can incriminate yourself these days, isn't there? Yeah. Claudia, didn't you send a screenshot of a conversation with your boss to your boss? It was so embarrassing. I don't remember what it was about, but I think it was like, you know, can I have leave?

And he was like, no, for this reason you can't. And so I screenshotted it and then never exited the conversation to send it to my friend i just sent it straight back to him and then i was like oh no sorry my phone's playing no way he believed it no different boss oh thank god i think ross would take it quite well oh yeah i don't think ross would care he's also too savvy to believe that your phone was playing oh yeah absolutely, yeah, absolutely. Ross would be like, I know what you're doing. Yeah, I see right through this. Yeah. Let's ask people.

Let's ask people. Let's make you feel a bit better, Claude. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Did you accidentally send something? And that could be voicemail, text message, photo to the wrong person. Birth certificate. Or maybe someone sent you the wrong thing. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Talking about times you accidentally sent something to the wrong person or someone sent you the wrong thing. It's a classic. It's a nightmare situation and the cold sweat that comes over your body once you've done it. I've definitely done it, but I've blocked out who I've done it to because it's too traumatic. It is. And there's nothing you can do about it.

No. Well, on most platforms. On some apps, you can pull it back. But then you have to explain. And you also never actually know if they saw it or not. You know? Before you deleted it. Paula's here.

Hi, Paula. Hi, Paula. Hi. Have you done this or did someone accidentally send something to you? It's been done to me. Oh, Paula. Hi, Paula. Hi. Have you done this or did someone accidentally send something to you? Yeah, it's been done to me. Oh, okay. What did you get? So it was my mother-in-law, ex-mother-in-law now.

Yeah. She had called and left a voicemail to say that she'd FaceTime with the kids on the weekend, that yada, yada, yada. Yeah. She said goodbye but did not hang up. Okay. And then must have turned around to her friends to say, oh, that was my daughter-in-law.

She's a so-and-so. I can't believe I have to deal with her. No. All sorts. Like, yeah, very nasty stuff. Yeah. And then she went, oh, shit, I haven't hung up. Oh, no. So I called her back the next day and said, oh, shit, I haven't hung up. Oh, no.

So I called her back the next day and said, oh, it's great. You know, you can FaceTime later on today. The voicemail you're listening to, though. And she goes, oh, yes, yes, I was talking about my other daughter-in-law. Oh, because that makes it better? Yeah. Far out. Unbelievable.

Yeah. Did you say it was on FaceTime? No, yeah, she was FaceTiming the grandkids. Yeah. Did you say it was on FaceTime? No, yeah, she was FaceTiming the grandkids. Oh. Or whatever, you know, on Messenger, Facebook. Yeah, right. Ugh. Yuck.

Thanks, Paula. Let's go to Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, did you accidentally send something or the other way around?

Not necessarily send something or the other way around? Not necessarily send something, but I went to complain to one of my flatmates about a friend and I somehow managed to video call the entire group chat that this person is in. And she was the first person to join as well. So she probably heard about me complaining. Yeah. Wow.

And then I didn't realize until I heard like multiple screaming down the line. But Georgia, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Did you say anything that wasn't true? No. Just stated facts. So can you live with yourself? Yeah.

Yeah. What were some of the things you said? Do you remember? She was, I was calling her out because she was shaming some of my friends. Oh, that's fine. I'd be fine with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was like, no, it's all, no. It's karma. Yeah, literally. But we're no longer friends. No, I didn't think you would be after that. Yeah, didn't imagine so. How about this one?

I accidentally sent a dick pic to my girl best friend. She opened it in front of her family. I've never lived that one down. I bet you didn't. Was it really an accident though? The family would have been like, what's going on with you two? We always knew you were destined to be together. That's a willy.

Someone else texted her and they said, I accidentally came out to my mum on text message. Oh. Not how you'd want to do it. Approximately 17 years ago I thought I'd text a different sister saying, this wedding is all

about the bride. I'm over it. Turns out I'd text a different sister saying, oh, this wedding is all about the bride. I'm over it. Turns out I'd text my other sister who was the bride and was standing 50 metres away from me. Oh, nightmare. What a nightmare. Nightmare. Who is the wedding meant to be about, though,

if it's not about the bride? The bride and groom? Oh, yeah, true. I forgot about him. Maybe both? Yeah, I forgot about him. Yeah? Someone said, I sent a sexy message to my 18-year-old daughter

instead of my partner. The stupid thing is, is that the reason I sent it to her is because I was having this intrusive thought that I might accidentally send it to her and somehow managed to do it while thinking. Man, imagine if I did that. Your stupid brain sabotaged you. I hate that.

I tixed that person back because I needed to know whether it was mum or dad. Yes. What's worse for you? So you're the daughter receiving the message? Is it worse to receive a sexy text from dad? Yep. From dad meant for mum? Yep. Well, luckily this was mum. Oh, thank God. Yeah,

much rather than receiving it from mum. I don't know why. What about you? Mum or dad? Um, shit, I wasn't prepared to answer this. You asked mum. Yeah. I don't know why. What about you, mum or dad? Um, shit, I wasn't prepared to answer this. You asked me. Yeah, I know. I just don't think of my parents like that. No, you have to answer it.

Like, your parents have a raw sexual magnetism to them. Like, we saw that picture of them at the Japanese sauna together, and they look very much like it still happens. Why are you doing this to me? Right, Claude? It's a good thing. I agree. It's a good thing. It's a good thing.

The energy between those two. Yeah. Palpable. You know what? This is classic deflecting. Yeah, it's working quite well, I think. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network.

We love the chase, don't we? Oh, we love the chase. don't we? Oh, we love the chase. It's universal, I think. I think all Kiwis love the chase. It's just so good. Yeah. Hosted by, what's his name? Bradley

Walsh. Yeah, Bradley Walsh. He's a fantastic host. We just eat it up here in New Zealand. There's an article on the Herald today talking about the rumours of a New Zealand chase. Oh, I'm here for that. Which I would be fizzing for that. Yeah, yeah.

And then in the article they talk about all the potential people that could host the show and potential chasers. The host is so important of that show. And some of the chasers actually. Some of the chasers. Yeah, because the chasers are really likeable. Yeah. And the host, Bradley, is just funny.

Very funny. Yeah. So, yeah, okay, who could we get? Who do they think? So I'll throw you out some of the suggestions from the Herald. They said for the host, one of the first names that springs to mind, Jason Gunn. Oh.

He'd be brilliant. He'd be fantastic. He'd be so good. Yeah. He was great on Dancing with the Stars. He's great on everything that he does. So likeable. Yeah.

He'd be a great pick. Another pick was infomercial queen Suzanne Paul. As a host or a chaser? As the host. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or a chaser? As the host. Yep. Yep. Or a chaser. Or a chaser maybe.

Yep. She's very funny so that would work in well. He hosts everything else so may as well host the Chase New Zealand. Jeremy Wells. Oh, yeah. He is very good at hosting. He would be good. He's authoritative.

He's very good. He's quite. He's very funny. Yeah, quite deadpan humour though, isn't he? We can't give him all the TV shows though, can we? Some other names that got thrown out were Dominic Bowden. Yeah, his name always goes in there. Guy Montgomery, he'd be so funny.

Yeah. Hosting his show, Guy Montspellingby, God, he's so funny. Yeah. He'd be fantastic. Ben Boyce, John O'Prior or Hilary Barry were the picks for the host. And then for the chasers,

they said ex-deputy Prime Minister could be the politician, Paula Bennett. Oh, yeah, she'd be good. They said one of the chasers... Judith Collins in there. She could be the crusher. They could do like a jewel chaser. Yeah.

They should have identical twins. Oh, yeah. That'd be quite cool. Yeah. They said other chasers could be the scientist, a.k.a. Nano Girl. Yeah. She's very smart.

Some of the other ones were Kiwi broadcaster Paul Henry. Yeah, these are all good. These are fun. Paul Henry would be good. They're all pretty safe, though. We could come up with some. Surely we could come up with some better. Yeah, do you reckon we got some better suggestions?

I've put together a list, which I think is pretty good. I've put together a few. Claude, you got any suggestions for? Yeah, I've put together a short list. The New Zealand Chase? Off the bat, Tina from Turner's. Oh, Tina from Turner's, yeah. Tina from Turner's as the bat, Tina from Turners. Oh, Tina from Turners, yeah. Tina from Turners

as the host of the Chase. Fantastic. Would she be Tina from Turners or her real life? No, she's Tina from Turners. She's just Tina from Turners. She's in a blue t-shirt. Are you telling me that Tina from Turners isn't a real lady? I'm not going to ruin his dreams. Nah, that's her. Yeah, thank you very much.

What about the Nick Minnick guy? To host the Chase? Yeah. Hey, I love how you're like, Nah, that's her. What about the Nick Minnick guy? To host the chase? Yeah. Hey, I love how you're like, oh, they're such safe picks, such safe. You could come in on a scooter every time. Nick Minnick guy, we only know that he can say eight words.

Have you never seen an interview with him? He's quite an intelligent man. I'm sure he is, but... I'm telling you, he'd be a great pick. Okay. And then, you know, his catchphrase on the show would be like, I thought you were going to lose and then... Yeah, sure, okay. Yeah. Yep.

What about you, Claude? I think it would be cool if it was hosted by Richie McCaw. Why? I don't know, I just think he's cool. I do too. I agree. Yeah, that would be quite an interesting pick. I think the Chase New Zealand should be hosted by Dane Rumble.

Where is he? He's so good looking. Where is he? Yeah. Get him back. Get him on the Chase. I think he wants to lay low though. Would you want him with the big shades or nah, rebrand?

Yeah, big shades and the quaff. Yeah, and a suit. Yeah, yeah. Christopher Luxon to host the chase because the man has never answered a question in his life, but maybe he could ask them. Yeah. No, but we want him to answer the questions.

No, he's the host. He asks the questions. I know. He could be one of the chasers, so he has to answer the questions. Yeah, yeah, but he wouldn't, so he'd be the easy, beatable chaser. Yeah, true.

What about the Briscoe's lady? Oh, she'd be so good.'t. He'd be the easy, beatable chaser. What about the Briscoe's lady? She'd be so good. She'd be really good. She could be one of the chasers. She'd be constantly discounting the prize money though. True. It's up for $20,000 but she'll get it too. You can have it for half price. For today only.

What about Clark Gayford? Oh yeah, we'd have to find him first. Yeah, it'd be a bit tough but I feel like he'd come out of the woodwork for that. David Bain? You'd watch it. You can't tell me you wouldn't watch it. True, but for numbers.

If David Bain hosted the chase, you'd watch it. Yep. You would tune in. Also, you'd have to find him first. Yeah. Yeah, we can find him. Yeah. What about you, Claude, any more?

I did write Paula Bennett down, so I actually agree that I think she would be a great chaser. There you go. Otherwise, our good friend Guy Williams. I think he's actually got a lot of knowledge and I think he'd be great. Nah. He would be good.

Nah, he's too tall. He'd be chaotic. You'd have to put him on that high platform. Yeah, he'd stand next to the contestants. It would look bizarre. It would look so strange. I've got a serious suggestion for one of the chasers. Josh Thompson is one of the smartest individuals I've ever met. From Seven Days.

Yeah. Oh, my God. He could legit be a chaser. Yeah, okay. Like actual. I hope we get it. That'd be a great show for us to get. It would be so fun.

You know who else could host it? Who? Our good friend Clint Roberts. What about me? Or Brie Thomas-El. Oh, we could do it as a duo. I'll give you your 20 bucks later, Clint. Perfect, thanks.

It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint's Friday Okie Now something that will make you wish your ears didn't work It's Friday Okie where we take on a cover Every week we work with a professional to make it sound good We record it professionally And then you guys decide who did the better performance It's up to you guys to judge us in whatever way you would like

This week it's Avril Lavigne. Stone Cold Classic Banger. Which neither of us can believe we haven't done this before. Yeah, we've definitely done some Avril. Skater Boy. Complicated. But not this. Well, we're about to do it now.

I think it's your week to go first. Yes. Yeah? My week to go first. Okay, you're going to hear Bree's girlfriend, then you're going to hear my girlfriend, and then you guys are going to decide the winner of Friday Yoki, as you always do.

Here it comes. Here we go. Good luck. Thank you, mate. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way. I think. Thank you, you want to be your girlfriend. You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious. I think about you all the time, you're so addictive.

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious. And hell yeah, I'm a motherfucking princess. I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right. She's like, so whatever. You could do so much better. I think we should get together now. And that's what everyone's talking about. Hey, hey, you, you, I don't

like your girlfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way, I think you need a new one. Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend. Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me. No way, no way, you know it's not a secret. Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend. Brie Levine, they call me. It's so good. It's so good.

Well done. Wasn't too bad. I was happy. I think you did a great job. Oh, thank you. I, now listening to it, it's quite long this week's one. It is quite long, yeah. God, I'm worried about playing mine.

Could have done one chorus, eh? Could have done one chorus, but yours sounded good. I was happy to listen to it. I kind of disassociated for a second and I was like... Nah, mate, you'll be fine. You'll be all over it. I forgot I was listening to you doing it. You'll be all over it.

Yeah, I will be fine, eh? And just, you got to rip the band-aid off. You'll be great. It'll be good. Actually, it might be great. Yeah, it'll be great. It might even be better than yours. It probably will be.

Yeah, okay, let's do it then. Let's do it. Here's my April Levine. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriends. No way, no way. Yeah, okay, let's do it then. Let's do it. Here's my Avril Lavigne. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriends. No way, no way. Oh, no. I think you need a new one.

Hey, hey, you, you. I could be your girlfriend. Hey, hey, you, you. I know that you like me. No way, no way. No, it's not a secret. Hey, hey, you, you. I want to be your girlfriend.

You're so fine. I want you mine. You're so delicious. I think about you all the time. You're so addictive. Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right? Don't pretend. I think you know I'm damn precious.

And hell, yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess. I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right She's like, so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one See, what were you worried about?

I thought it was never going to end. It's very long this week, isn't it? Someone said it's okay, Clint. It's my fault for having ears. I think we both did well. I think we both gave it our best. I think we both gave it the Avril Lavigne attitude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, and that's what it's about. Are you willing to vote and pick the winner of Friday Oki this week? Like, is it obvious to you who the winner is? Can you separate us? Yeah, can you separate those two amazing renditions of Avril Lavigne? You can call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or we'd love to hear your feedback, as always, on 9696. Someone said, you two are the reason that earplugs were invented.

Does that mean we get a cut of the profits? Hopefully, yeah. Because I'll take that. A ZM's Brinkland Podcast. Right now, we're deep in Friday-oke. Friday-oke! Avril Lavigne is our victim this week. Brie's murder sounded like this.

That's what everyone's talking about. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. And mine sounded like this. As always, no shortage in people coming forward to pick a winner. Yeah, we love it. And we love to hear your thoughts.

Bree's going to vote first. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Bree, now we don't want you to just vote for Bree because you've got the name Bree, okay? We want you to vote for who your favourite was this week, Bree.

Oh, absolutely. Well, Bree was definitely my favourite this evening. Let's go, Bree. Bree's stick together, I guess. Hey, Bree's a crowd, right, Bree? Bree's a crowd. Exactly. Yeah. Two's company, Bree's Bree's stick together, I guess. Hey. Bree's a crowd, right, Bree? Bree's a crowd. Exactly. Yeah.

Two's company, Bree's a crowd. Love it. Have a great weekend, mate. Let's go to Portia, who's called through on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Hi, Portia. Hi, Portia. Hi. First of all, very cool name, Portia, but we need to get down to business.

Who are you voting for? I'm going to go for Bree today. I'll take that vote, Portia. Why, Portia? Why Bree? You just sounded like you were screaming, really, Clint. I'll let you in on a little secret, Portia. I was. Can I say something?

Yeah. Go on, Portia. First time, oh no. Long time listener, first time caller. There she is. You might be our youngest first time caller, long time listener. How old are you, Portia? 11. Well.

Well, the award so far sits with you. Yeah, you've got the record. Hey, thanks. Thanks for playing Friday Okie, Portia. See you guys. I'm starting to notice A trend But let's go to Willow

Hi Willow Hi Willow Hi Hi Alright Willow Do you have any feedback For us this week I think it was

Good today There you go You're going to vote For my Avril Lavigne Willow You were really Really funny Oh thank you

I appreciate it If you had a laugh Out of it That's good She was so cute I was like You're really, really funny. Oh, thank you. I appreciate it. If you've got a laugh out of it, that's good. She was so cute. I was like, she thinks I'm the best singer. No. Adorable. Jordan, welcome to Friday Hokie.

G'day, Jordan. G'day, guys. You have the power this week, mate. 2-1 to Bree. What's your decision? It'd have to be Bree. Let's go, Jordan. No, it made my Friday though, thanks God.

She's done it. She's done it, everybody. That's what everyone's talking about. Hey, hey, you, you. I don't like your girlfriend. No way, no way. I think you need a new one. If it makes you feel better, I feel like angsty teenager is a part of my personality. Yeah, yeah, right.

You know? Did you want me to send you an MP3 of mine, Jordan, so you can re-listen to it? Maybe you missed some of the subtleties about it. Yeah, you might have to, mate. Yeah, I might have to. I think Jordan's thinking it was anything but subtle. Up the bars, Jordan.

Thanks for listening to ZM. Up the bars. See you, Jordan. Well done, Bree. If you would like to know your birthday banger, you can do that this afternoon on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's get a good one for a Friday.

Give us a call now. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get some birthday bangers on for a Friday. If you don't know what a birthday banger is, where have you been? Where have you been? Number one song when you turn 16. Bailey's up first. Kia ora, Bailey.

Hi, Bailey. Kia ora, team. What's plans for the weekend, Bailey? Plans for the weekend? Hanging out with friends and family and just pottering around the house. Good stuff. How good. Perfect weekend. What's your date of birth? Weekend of August

1994. Right, that means you were 16, Bailey, in 2010. And on the 2nd of August 2010, this was at the top. Classic. Taya Cruz. Memories of that song. Yeah, it's a goodie, eh? It is, it is.

What are the memories exactly, Bailey? Oh, do you know what? I have to tell you off here. I don't know if they're safe or on air. Really? I'd love to hear those stories off air. 16-year-old Bailey was off the handle. Bailey was on the Bailey's.

Wait there, Diane's going to do her birthday banger. Hi, Diane. Hi, Diane. Hello. What are you doing for your weekend, Diane? I am just in the veggie garden this weekend. Oh, jealous. What are you growing at the moment?

Well, at the moment I'm growing a bunch of really dead tomatoes because we've got a drought in the Waikato, but I'll swap out for winter garden, so like brassicas and broccoli, cauliflower and stuff. Yeah, right. That sounds like you've got a lot going on. Diane, we have got a calculation issue with your birthday banger. So I've just noticed it.

We're going to bang you back on hold and we'll come back to you, okay? We're going to work yours out. We'll come straight back. That song did not come out in 2001. Let me just check. Yeah, we'll figure out where the issue is. You do that and I'll talk to Brad. Hi, Brad.

Hey, how's it going? Good, Brad. How was your week, mate? How's your Friday going? Oh, better now that I'll talk to Brad. Hi, Brad. Hey, how's it going? Good, Brad. How was your week, mate? How's your Friday going? Oh, it's better now that I've just finished work. So I'm about to head to the pub with the boys and have a beer. Yeah, boy. Up the waz.

All right. Brad, let's get this moving, mate. What is your birthday? It's the 13th of May, 95. All right. That means you were 16 in 2011, Brad. And to our calculations, here's your birthday banger. J-Lo.

Banger from J-Lo. What do you reckon? Would that go well at the pub tonight, Brad? Maybe a couple of years back or a a couple drinks and it'll be good. Yeah, exactly right. Good man. Okay, wait there. Diane, we've got you back. We've figured it out. Are you ready to do yours? I am ready. Okay, what's

your date of birth? 19th of August, 1985. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2001, Diane. And on your 16th, this was number one. All rise. Diane and on your 16th this was number one went too early what do you reckon Diane that is perfect I have a core memory of all my friends

dancing to this song so I love it which one did you want to kiss you know what I wouldn't actually know dancing to this song, so I love it. Yes. Which one did you want to kiss? Do you know what? I wouldn't actually know unless they were redoing a tour, right? No, no, that's five. Oh, five are redoing. Five are going back on tour. Blue maybe is blue as well.

Yeah. No, no, no, it is five. It is five, you're right. You want to kiss the one with no sleeves. I don't think I wanted to kiss anyone out of blue. Oh, sad blue. I vote blue as the winner. Me too.

I'm all in on that. Yeah. Have a great weekend with those brassicas, Diane. See you, Diane. Don't get too out of control there in the garden. Don't take a finger off. Brie and Clint from 2001. This is Blue.

It's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint from 2001. This is Blue. It's a birthday banger on ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Diane won birthday banger today on ZM with that song. That's Blue from 2001. What was their other big hit? If you can think of it before I search it, you win a prize. Blue. A-boo-dee-da-boo-da and a-boo-dee-da.

That was Eiffel 65. That was a joke. One love. How did that go? It went like this. Yes, I feel like we've had this exact conversation and when you play the song, I'm always like, not as big a hit as I thought.

Like Five had multiple... Five had multiple hits, yeah. Bigger hits, yeah. Still good. Five are back, by the way. Yeah, I know, they're touring. In a big way. That is Franklin.

Got a question for you. Yes. I found it on Instagram. I'm going to play it for you. You just give me your honest answer. That is Franklin. I've got a question for you. Yes. I found it on Instagram. I'm going to play it for you. You just give me your honest answer. Okay. Okay. Question for you.

Would you send your mom to jail for a year in exchange for $50 million? What would you do? Poor. Do I get to know what kind of prison? Standard women's prison. In New Zealand? In Australia. Where she is.

Like where she is? Like in a country town? Yeah, she'll go to the closest prison to her. Okay. It's not maximum security. She hasn't done a murder. You're sending her there for money. It's just like basic prison.

Yeah, yeah. Basic prison. And it's only one year. Do I get to talk to't done a murder. Yeah. You're sending her there for money. It's just like basic prison. Yeah, yeah. Basic prison. And it's only one year. Do I get to talk to her about it first? Yeah. Well, you get to tell her that that's why she's going to prison, so she's not surprised. Yeah.

Can I send one of my siblings in her place? No. You can talk to her while she's in prison. Or on the phone privileges. Yeah. And you can visit her. I feel like my mum would want me to send her to prison. Really?

For 50 million. Do you believe that or do you want to believe that? No, like if I talk to her. Yeah. Oh, it's hard though. Because do I know she's going to be safe in there? No, you don't. She's in prison.

But your mum's a tough chick. My mum could make a shiv. Yeah, she could. Like, if I know my mum... She could make toilet wine. She could gut a bitch if she wanted to. Yeah, yeah, she could. You know, just like,

stab, stab, you know. I imagine her getting the mattress like a boxing bag and doing the push-ups and shit like that. She'd go full orange as the new black. She's... I reckon she could easily

nipple cripple people. Like, she'd be all over it. Okay, so make a call. $50 million, would you send Mama Di to prison for a year? Yep. Yeah? Let's bring on Bree's mum, Mama Di, who's been listening to this the whole time.

Hi, Di. Hi, Clint. How are you going? I'm talking to you at the moment. Yes, and I'm talking to you. Why didn't I know that that was going to be the case? Did not even look. Oh, no. Hi, mum.

She has been on the line the whole time. And, Di, I don't know if you heard, I heard the words come out of Bree's mouth, I think my mum would want me to send her to prison. Did you hear that? Well, I know something. That's cheap.

It should have been more than that. 50 million. Listen to me. Listen to me. If we had time to discuss before we made a decision, you do a year, 50 million, and then you and I can go travel around the world or take you to all the places you want to go.

You and I can go live in Italy forever if we want. If you survive. Oh, well, now she's trying to sell it, isn't she? Yeah, this is provided you survive your year in prison. I reckon you would do well in prison, Mum. I reckon you would be someone's prison wife. Oh, Priyana. There you go.

You're a tight little package, Mum. I reckon someone would snap you up in a second. Priyana. Where did he come? You're a tight little package, Mum. I reckon someone would snap you up in a second. Oh, Priyana. Disgusting diet. Disgusting. So inappropriate. Can we just be clear? Can we just be clear?

You're not okay being sent to prison for a year for Bree to get $50 million? Well, I probably half agree with her. I'd probably put myself in there for $50. Yeah, but the money's going to Bree. But I would obviously halve it with you. So $25 million. Okay, there it is. Only half? Okay, how about

$30 to you, $10 to me? Where's the other $10 going? Okay, hold on. $30 to you, 20 to me. I don't know. It depends. I'd have to think about it.

You can have conjugal visits. Well, if I couldn't see anyone. She can't cheat on her prison wife. There's no way I'm going. But if I can see everybody. It'll be like normal prison. We can go see her. Yeah, you can see everybody It'll be like normal prison. We can go see her. Yeah, you can see everyone

and you can choose to not see Bree, the child that put you in prison for 12 months, if you so wish. Now, one condition that I get to organise a concert in there. You'd put on a concert in there, would you? Yeah, I'd put concerts on. What, like Johnny Cash

or something? No. Like the Folsom Prison Blues or something? Mum, can I be your maid of honour at your prison wedding? Oh, Brianna. Yeah. What is it? I reckon I just picture who. I don't picture anything.

But you would, wouldn't you? You would do it. You'd do it for your family. That's generational wealth, Mum. No. Set your family up for the future. Yes or no, would you sacrifice yourself for a year in prison so we could all live a lavish life afterwards?

No, probably not. Fair enough. Unfortunately, the decision wasn't yours. It was Bree's. And I already said yes. And we very clearly have on record her sending you to prison. So, inmate 4050901, that's your phone call time over, I'm sorry. Make sure you take shower shoes.

And soap on a rope. I probably would end up with... Oh, I'm trying. Zed-Ems Branklin. Look, this is a touchy subject, but I found it interesting. The ACC, who pay out the medical bills and pay your wages if you hurt yourself, have been forced to reveal how much of your taxpayer money they have paid out to people who have stuck things in their own bottoms. And gotten them stuck, right?

And gotten them stuck and needed medical attention. Because we're not just paying for the ones that are doing that for recreation but don't end up in the hospital. In a safe environment, in the privacy of your own home. Yeah, we're not paying for that. No, no, no, no. We're not paying for those activities. And nor are they asking for payment. Yeah. No, no, no, no. We're not paying for those activities. And nor are they asking for payment.

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Well, some people might be. Well, true. These are people who have put things that shouldn't be there in the place that they shouldn't be and then had to go to the hospital. Does the list say what the items were? Not in the last 12 months.

Oh. But New Zealand's most infamous case is in there. Really? Not in the last 12 months. Oh. But New Zealand's most infamous case is in there. Really? What's the most infamous case? You don't know about the man who, in 2012, who went to Auckland Hospital with an eel? I think I have heard this story. It made worldwide news.

He went to Auckland Hospital with a live eel up there. A live eel? Yeah. Was it still alive? It was still alive, yeah. When they pulled it out? I think that was part of the issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It wasn't a big eel, but I mean, it was an eel. It was an eel. It was an eel nonetheless. It was a live eel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't an electric eel, was it? No, no. That'd be an experience.

It could have been an electric. I don't know. I didn't catch the breed. Right. Did you hear about the guy that it was a toy horse? No. A whole toy horse? A toy horse?

Yeah. Apparently it was quite bad, but the doctors did eventually say his condition was stable. That's good. I like that. Do you want to know how much? Yeah, I would love to know. I would love to know. What am I paying?

This is your money we're paying to pull things out of people's bum-bums? The ACC have paid $125,000 in the last year related to foreign, this is the official term, foreign object insertions in back passages. Wow. Yeah. Guys, we're in a recession, okay? The country is not doing well. We need to pull together and stop sticking things in our bottoms

for at least until we're out of the recession. That is your no-no square. At least until inflation comes down and the interest rates are under control, then you can stick whatever you want up there. Or better yet, go to Australia and do it. They're rich. They're rich. Everyone's doing it over there.

Yeah. I've got quite good stories on this because one of my friends, when I lived in America, she was an anaesthetist in the emergency department at a hospital over in Florida, and she told me all the stories she had seen over her quite lengthy career in this area. Do you want to hear? I'll just say the items. Yeah. Yeah. Just say the items. I'll just say the items. Yeah.

Just say the items. I'll just say the items. A whole shower gel bottle that has the pump on the top. Eight billiard balls. Eight? Eight. I hope the black one went in last. I think it did, yeah.

Okay, good. Otherwise he loses. Yeah, at least they won, yeah. He or she. Yeah, definitely he or she. A whole salami. Oh. At least it's the right shape.

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Spicy though. Yeah. It was still, she did tell me it was still in its packaging. Yeah. Oh, that its packaging. Yeah. Oh, that's helpful.

Yeah. That's helpful. So at least, you know, it wasn't going to start to rot in there. And that's all I can remember. Good, because that's all I can stomach. Okay, good. Brian Clint, he's Gracie Abrams on ZM. To be honest.

That's all I can take. ZM's Brian Clint podcast. In this little country. Shaboozy on ZM Branklin. I saw this story today about a cafe in Wellington that's offering an all-you-can-drink monthly coffee subscription.

Yeah, this is interesting, isn't it? Tough to exist as a business in Wellington at the moment. That place is poked. So you pay your monthly fee and you can have as many coffees from that cafe as you want. Yeah.

And I think it's a good idea. It's getting them headlines at a tough time. Yeah. Do you want to know how much? Yeah, how much is the subscription? Eva's Garage in Tiara, we'll give them a shout out because it's a clever idea, I think. We'll serve you unlimited coffees, barista coffees for $70 a month. Okay, hold on.

So let's do the math on this or have you done it? I've done it. Okay, sweet. So $5.50 a coffee. $5.50 a coffee, which, yep. After your 13th coffee, you're drinking free coffee. It's that many? Yeah.

So let's say, I mean, let's say you get a coffee at least every weekday. Yeah. So that's the first two weeks. Yeah, that's 20 coffees a month. So you're getting seven free coffees. You're basically getting seven free coffees. Seven free coffees a month. But it works for people who go and have two coffees a day

if you work in the area. Yeah, what if you work just around the corner? I drink three coffees a month. But it works for people who go and have two coffees a day if you work in the area. Yeah, what if you work just around the corner? I drink three coffees a day. So I would feel like I was taking the piss by the time I went in for my 90th coffee that month. So what's in it for them? Is it publicity? Publicity, yeah.

Some people won't drink 13 coffees in a month. Some people will, but it'll get you in there. You probably buy a sandwich or a cookie or something every now and then. Do you have to sign up for 12 months? No, I didn't see, but I don't think so. I think it's month by month, but it means that they have some people in there buying coffees. I think it's a really good idea. And it got me thinking about what else should we do subscriptions for? Like if you can have a coffee subscription,

could you have a petrol subscription where you pay a fixed amount and you can fill up your car as often as you need to because you think, oh, people will take the piss. But actually, as long as it's linked to your number plate, you can only drive so far. Yeah. You know, in a month you can only drive so far and if they go,

okay, your petrol subscription is, I don't know, $200 a month. Because it wouldn't be for everyone. No. The people would figure out, you know. Who it works for. Who it works for and who it doesn't. And some months you'd be up, some months you'd be under,

and it might level out. I don't know. Yeah. Could you have, this would be controversial, could you have a grocery subscription? Because, again, you can only eat so much. Yeah. But, I mean, you can give groceries away, can't you?

You can, quite easily. Which you would. They watch you eat them. You have to send in footage of you eating the groceries. We need proof. Yeah, yeah, show us using that toilet paper. Isn't there undie subscriptions these days? Yes.

Yeah, I flirted with an undie subscription. The issue was I got overloaded with undies. I got too many undies. Oh, you never have too many. They keep coming in. You never have too many undies. There should be a pillow subscription. Pillow subscription would be nice. Especially if you find the ones you like.

Yeah, new pillow every year. You know what I find? And let's be real, no one's replacing their pillow every year. No, you're meant to do it every two years. I'm not replacing it every two years. No, no. Are you? No, I think I had the same pillow when I was growing up for 18 years.

Well, we didn't know better back then. We didn't know. But the thing is, is that by the time it rolls around where you're like, oh, I probably need to get a new pillow, and you've probably spent, I know I have, I spent years trying to find a new pillow. Yeah. And you've probably spent, I know I have, I spent years trying to find the right pillows. Yeah. And then by the time, you know,

it rolls around that you need to buy another one, you forget what the pillow is. 100%. Or they stop making them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Pillow subscription. The last one I put down was a pub subscription or a pub sub.

Oh, that's good. Pub sub. So you pay your subscription at the pub. You drink as many beers as you want. You can only order beers for yourself. And eat food? I guess responsibly you have to, yeah. But the thing is, you'd have a big night on your pub sub.

You wouldn't go back to the pub for a week. Nah. It would all balance out. Yeah, it probably would, eh? And you feel like you're getting a good deal. Yeah. And then everyone wins. Maybe it's a really good idea.

Anyway, shout out to Eva's Garage in Wellington, the $70 coffee subscription. Yeah, go check them out. No one take the piss, please. No one ruin it. No, don't ruin it. Don't go in there and get 19 coffees a day. Support small business.

Brian Clint back next. The ZM Podcast Network. That's the end of the show and the end of, we missed it, another season of The Secret Sound. We successfully gave it away to Lacey. She scored 50 grand on our show today. Quite incredible. You could hear the kids screaming in the background.

It was all happening. She was looking after children. She was breaking up fights and she managed to have time to guess the sound correctly and take home 50k. We called hubby, he was stoked, if you missed it, this extended version of the secret sound is the sound of someone attaching jumper leads,

jump-starting their car. Maybe not necessarily something that everyone has done. No, but everybody should know how to do it. But everyone should know how to do it. And everybody should have a set of jumper leaves. Yes. Anyway, thanks if you've played. It's been awesome.

There's more, like, clue explanations and videos and things to come out over the next few days. We'll give you all the bits. But in the meantime, relax, man. You don't have to call us anymore. Yeah, just take the weekend off and then we'll start another Secret Sound on Monday. I think Brooke would die. Yeah, I think she's done. She's going to need to sleep for a month.

We're going to give her a three-day weekend. Woo-hoo! Have a great one. We'll catch you guys back on Monday. Up the wars. Bye-bye. Jump in! Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,

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