ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st May 2021

Episode Date: May 21, 2021

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Brewery and Clint podcast. Welcome! Did you see Anastasia's fancy new shoes today? The what? The Air Jordans? The Air Jordans. Yeah, she paid a heap of money for those. Do you know how she got them? This is what I wanted to talk about the other day. Do you know how she got them?

No. It's the weirdest thing and Anastasia's like, nah, it's how you buy shoes now. So I thought we could just, before we do our international birthday banger, just talk about this for a second. Anastasia, explain the process that you had to go through to get permission to buy this pair of shoes. So there's a couple processes which is normally waiting outside overnight. Yeah. But they're moving away from that. So some stores offer a raffle system, which they do for the main normal sizing,

which is the men's sizing, which is the ones I want, obviously. So you enter a raffle. There's a different bunch of processes you have to apply through accounts. This one that I won it through was just sending an email. But, yeah, there's heaps of different ways. So she comes up to me the other day because she tags me in this post on Instagram because she wanted to win it. And it's like, tag a mate to get an extra entry.

And she comes over and she goes, Clint, Clint, Clint, I won. And I said, oh, awesome. You won a pair of shoes. And she goes, no, I won the opportunity to buy the shoes. So because she won the competition, they're like, congratulations. You can now give us your money. Yeah, but then you can resell them. Yeah.

That's the whole point. That's what people do is that the deal yeah yeah so the reason why is because like the the really limited drops like the travis scott ones the retro ones like university blue and stuff yeah they're all so limited edition and everything that they release is so limited edition that they're really really sought after colorways ben and jerry's chunky Chunky Dunkies. That's a real shoe. That's a real rare shoe. They cost, like the off-white ones are like two grand.

Yeah, the off-whites. So these are the Nikes that everyone's wearing at the moment. Anastasia has a pair of, what are they? These are the Grey Dark Shadow 2.0s. Grey Dark Shadow 2.0s. How much did you pay for them? How much did you pay? Those were $300.

And how much can you resell them for? I wouldn't resell them because that's the reason why I'm in this place that I've been trying to buy a pair for like a year and haven't found the right ones But if I would they would probably only be like $400 That's not bad That's why I got

That's a 30% markup straight away Yeah but all of the sought after ones that I've applied for the raffles like 3 or 4 stores I've never won because it's so competitive. Those Ben & Jerry Chunky Dunkeys that Bree was talking about, they are a real shoe, and, man, they are ugly. Those are some. Yeah, look, they're not a subtle shoe. No.

No. I reckon they're a vibe. You're into them? They're pretty dope. They definitely look Ben & Jerry's like. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much for a pair of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Dunkeys?

Look at what. Depends what quality they're in. Well, brand new. How much for a brand new pair? How much? What are you talking? $1,400. Oh, no.

Is that one and a half? Lowest ask is $1,200. Highest bid, nearly $3,000. For a pair of Nike sneakers. Again, that's a collab, so they're always going to be interesting. That's not even the most expensive ones at all. Some of them are going for like $12,000. Far out.

I followed this guy on TikTok. I guess we talked about that pop line yesterday that was $12,000. His whole business is buying and reselling shoes. He's a shoe trader. Yeah, literally. And then they refurbish. I wonder what the most valuable size is, you know? Because there must be the most common size.

Probably the most common size. Which is what, do you think? Is it a nine? No, but there's more of those, isn't there? No. No, the market's bigger. So there's more people with that foot. So there's more people willing to,

because I'd hope that like if you had a super small or a super big foot, maybe you could get some of the off cuts. That's what's really good about having small feet is because you can buy the youth sizes. Yeah, but it's also good for girls if you have a big foot because we can buy the men's sizes. Yeah, there's more stock.

But the issue is that they're more popular with men, so you're competing with men. Yeah, true. Whereas the woman, if you've got small feet, you're competing with kids. And do they have like $200 for a pair of dunks? Nah, suckers. If you're spending $200 on a pair of kids' you need to get what are you doing they'll wear them for a month and also they'll wear them into the Nike talk the most popular

shoe size in this order are nine nine and a half ten followed by ten half ten that's me that's me and you know what it sucks for a girl who, if you're a size ten, because they only usually make, well, in New Zealand, there's only usually like two or three pairs at a store. Yeah. And to be honest, so many girls in this country are a size ten and they still think that it's a rare size, but so many of us wear a size ten.

Well, I'm the eleven. That's after the cut-off. And there's usually like one pair. Oh, they literally just don't even make 10. Well, I'm the 11. That's after the cutoff. And there's usually like one pair. Oh, they literally just don't even make them. Ben, go back a screen. Go back one screen. And look at these dirty Gucci's there. I hate those shoes.

I hate them too. So, Ben, those are made to look like that. Search up the golden Gooses that are chuggy. Sit on the Gucci's for a minute, Ben. Those shoes there, those dirty shoes. Horrific. Those are $1,200. How does that make you feel?

They're horrible. They're horrible. They are horrible. They look like they've come out of a dumpster. You wouldn't wear that to an event. You wouldn't wear that nice to anywhere. What do you guys think about the sock Balenciagas? Because they are super popular.

Have been for a while. Not a fan the second one yeah they look like back to the future shoes to me are these ones some people pull them off

I reckon how much are they I bet you gotta be you gotta be pretty you gotta be pretty like Kanye cool to pull those off

yeah some people pull them off they're a flex hey some people wear toe shoes yeah oh those are funny some of, some people wear toe shoes. Some of the Wiggles wear toe shoes. I've been in a deep Wiggles hole with Tui.

Two of them wear toe shoes. Is this like on stage? Yeah, just constantly, constantly wearing toe shoes. Oh yeah, they're pretty cool. The Balenciagas. You can pull them off. Those ones. I reckon I can pull them off.

Nah, probably not. My ankles are fat. The ironic bit is they have no laces. They'd actually be really hard pull them off. Nah, probably not. My ankles are fat. The ironic bit is they have no laces. They'd actually be really hard to pull off. My legs would just look like too much sausage had been shoved into the casing. Hey, we've got three minutes. Let's do an international birthday banger, shall we? It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Free and clean. Birthday banger. The podcast. Hey, before we get into this, just real quick Did you guys see on the podcast family page A woman named Kaylin, shout out to Kaylin She posted a video of her two kids Mason and Mila Oh no, I haven't seen this And they love the podcast intro

And they always have a good laugh And I just wanted to give them a shout out I didn't know kids were allowed to listen to the podcast intro, and they always have a good laugh, and I just wanted to give them a shout-out. I didn't know kids were allowed to listen to the podcast. Yeah, well, they do. Mason and Mila. This is Brie and Clint. This is an adults-only area. Go to sleep, all right?

Nah, I'm just kidding. Skip this. We appreciate you guys listening. Okay, let's rip through these. These are international birthday bangers. If you want yours done, join our podcast family on Facebook and comment on the post pinned to the top. Who's first?

Jack Holland. He's from Bristol in England. Oh, Bristol. He was born on the 9th of November 1989, so he was 16 in 2005. And Jack, don't you come back. Here's your birthday banger. You raise me up so I can't stand on mountains. An emotional banger I like that song

Who else did it? Anthony Kalea Yep From Australian Idol Yep Andre Ryu Did this as well I think Yep

Yeah yeah yeah Sounds about right Okay let's do Jamie Lee Coward From Where's that Brie Hunedon Hunedon

I've never heard of that place It's in Queensland Jamie Lee It's where they make The cordless phones Yeah Hunedon It's next door to Hunedon

Yeah yeah yeah Jamie if you're listening Can you give us a bit of insight As to where that is You were born on the 1st of November 1998, so you were 16 in 2014. And on the 1st of November in 2014, this was number one. Thinking out loud, maybe we found love right where we are. All the emotional bangers today.

Zoom in there, Ben. Hunedin is near Mount Walker No, that's not a... Go back out No, go back out Inland from... Go to the coast Townsville

Oh, it's near Bowen It's inland from Townsville Oh, it's right smack bang in the middle of Queensland Yeah That'd be hot, Jamie Lee One more to do And it is for Fergus Rogers from Barthel Chapel Smack bang in the middle of Queensland. Yeah. That'd be hot, Jamie Lee. All right, we've got one more to do, and it is for Fergus Rogers from Barthol Chapel in Scotland.

Oh, I love a bit of Scotland. Scotland. Fergus, you were born on the 4th of August. Fergus is a great Scottish name, by the way. Such a good name. In the year 2000, so you were 16 in 2016. And here's your birthday banger. This is about as big as Major Lazer got.

It was massive. It was this, it was that Moo song. This was one of the biggest songs of the year Yeah And then they went back to just doing weird Tropical dance stuff What was the first one? You Raised Me Up I'm going to say Major Lazer's my pick Yeah, I'm going to say Major Lazer as well

It's a Friday, I just want something Something better beat Yeah There you go everybody For Fergus From Squatland Squatland! Also.

Bonibra Barthol. Mila and Mason. Go to bed! I said go to bed! Have a great... I think mine turned into Fat Bastard. Yeah, well, he's Scottish. Yeah, right.

Have a great weekend, everybody. See you next week. Bye, everybody. See you next week. Bye, guys. I won't jump right over into cold, cold water for you. And all the time may take us into different places. I will still be patient. One chorus, and then we got to go. And I hope you know I won't let go I'm getting better, I think.

Hiya. No time I won't let go Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. What a way to start the weekend. One, two, three, two, one. Salve a la va, everybody, and welcome to the show.

It's Brie and Clint, and it's Friday afternoon. It feels good to be Friday. Yeah. Every week, every week you get to Friday, you're like, how did I make it through this goddamn week? If a person was a Friday, like if a person was Friday, who would the person be? They'd be the person who looks a bit too tired to be out partying, but they're still doing

it anyway. I reckon, you know how Friday's just fun and likeable and just a little bit loose? I reckon it'd be Hillary Barry. Oh, she's a Friday? She is the human version of Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you that, yeah. Who's the human version of Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you reckon? Yeah, I'll give you that, yeah.

Who's the human version of Monday? There's a few politicians who's them I could check out there, but... You know what? We'll take the high road this afternoon. Today on the show, your chance to win Add to Cart for Friday. It's Celebrity Edition of Add to Cart. And today, you can win PJ from Jason PJ's Cart. That's right.

All five of her items at 5 o'clock, we'll add the last item to her cart at 4 o'clock. But next we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady for $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. If you want it, then you've got to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and you can go head-to-head with someone else. We'll play with you in a trivia based quiz after Nicki Minaj which just so happens to be the song we're singing

for Friday Oki today. No way, is it really? Can you imagine how bad that's going to be? Good warm up for 5 o'clock. Brian Clint, Friday Jam, ZM. Let's go to the beach Brian Clint Brian Clint Trades

versus Lady The Trades versus the ladies for a Friday. Two people go head to head in a trivia based quiz. The winner will pick up 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC. Correct. Our lady today is 55. She's from Upper Hutt and she met the Queen and Prince Philip.

Wow. Welcome to the show, Sheila. G'day, Sheila. Thank you so much. Hello. Lovely to have you on the show, Sheila. G'day, Sheila. Thank you so much. Hello. Lovely to have you on the show, Sheila. We have to ask her about it. When did you meet the Queen and Philip? It was 2004, back in the UK. My husband was in the Navy, and she came down and spent the day on the ship, so we got to meet her, bring the paper and everything. What an honour. That is very special. Okay, you'll be taking on our tradie today.

He's 30 years old. He's from Auckland and he's got a fear of seagulls. Please welcome to the show, Kevin. G'day, Ken. Don't we all? Hey, guys. Seagulls are terrifying. What is it about a seagull that gets you, Kevin?

Is it their beady little eyes or is it their webbed feet or is it their sharp beak? So long story short, I bought a burger down at the beach and before I could even look at the burger, I got attacked by about 12 seagulls and they stole the burger. They're aggressive. Mine? Mine?

Mine? It's a meal-based fare. Okay, Kevin, your buzzer is tradie. Sheila, your buzzer is lady. First player to get three correct answers wins $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which Sir Mix-a-Lot song did Nicki Minaj

sample in 2014 to create the song Anaconda? Three. Kevin. Yes, Kev. Oh, it's that. Everyone's taking a bit too long there. Sorry, guys. Unfortunately, it was this song here.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brother's baby got back. Sir Nicholas Slott's only hits, I would say. Okay, that's fine. We'll move on. No points to anybody. Question number two. The New Zealand International Comedy Festival is currently on.

Name one New Zealand-born comedian. Lady. Yes, Sheila. Oh, God, Paul Ego. Nice work. One point to the ladies. Question number three. People are concerned about Matthew Perry

after the Friends reunion trailer appeared to show him slurring his speech. Which friend was he on the show? Yes, Sheila. Chandler Bing. Nice work. Chandler Bing. You've gone back to back two points.

Kevin, you need to get this one to stop her here. Question number four. What is the square root of 25? Lady. Sheila, for the win. Five. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady.

An absolute pantsing. Kevin froze up like Sheila was a seagull at the beach. Sorry, Kev. Kev's like, shut up, Clint. Shut up, Clint. That was special information that I shared with you. Sheila, we got 50 bucks cash for the weekend for you.

Congratulations. Nice work. And it's my husband's birthday tomorrow, so that'll buy us a drink. What's your husband's name? Kurt. Happy birthday, Kurt. Bree and Clint.

The Friends reunion is coming. It's next week on HBO Max in the States. I put a tweet up last night going, how do we watch it in New Zealand? How will Kiwis watch The Friends reunion? And bloody Dai Henwood replies to me and goes, uh, with your eyes? His reply got 80 likes.

And I was like, good dad joke. You win this conversation I genuinely don't know How we're going to see it though Apart from Piracy Ben can you get on to your Where are you on these days?

Pirate Bay? We have something on the Amazon LimeWire Are you still on the LimeWire? Is that where you get your shows from Ben? I watch them on All platforms like Neon and Netflix. Yeah.

Why hasn't anyone come out and told us that they're going to show it? That's what I mean. Like, if you don't want Ben to get it on his Amazon Fire Stick, why hasn't someone put an ad on TV going, we're going to show it? Like HBO, is it? Yes. So I think it'll be on Neon. Oh, yeah, through Sky.

That's where all the HBO shows are on, Neon. Oh, I've got Neon, then I'm good to go. Yeah, it's on Neon, I think. But don't quote me on that. People are particularly worried about one of the friends, Matthew Perry, who, there's not much of him in the trailer, is there? No.

Doesn't feature a lot of Matthew Perry, but the bit that it does feature, people are saying his words are a bit slurred. Have a listen to this. I stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it, and I gave it to Lisa Kudrow because she at one point looked at it and thought it was a real clock and I gave it to her.

He's the one who's had the most demons. He's had a very, very rough trot since the show finished in 2004. Yeah. How old is he? He's 51. Right. He's the youngest out of the whole main cast.

Is he? He is. Right. Then I think, then it goes Jennifer Aniston is the next youngest at 52. Then Matt LeBlanc at 53. And then I believe Courtney Cox at 56. How old's David Schwimmer? Oh, no, he's 54.

And then Lisa Kudrow is 57, the oldest. 57. She looks amazing. Isn't it amazing that one of the cast of Friends is going to be 60 shortly? And then you still see them on TV every day. It's wild, Dave. It's this weird time warp. That's why this reunion is going to be so interesting.

Can I say I'd hate that if that was me? Yeah. That I was I'd hate that if that was me? Yeah. That I was on reruns every day. I'd look in the mirror and then I'd look at the TV. You couldn't escape it. No, you couldn't escape it. Oh, God, I looked good 20 years ago. Why was I so hot when I was 25?

Yeah. I have that problem every day. Facebook memories. I've seen pictures of you from 20 years ago. You're looking better now, I think. 20 years ago? Yeah, you had an eyebrow piercing. 20 years ago, I did not have an eyebrow piercing. Yeah, because you're 42 now, so 20,

30. Tim McCarthy's on the show next. He's got news about big Mishka Barton news. Speaking of retro TV shows. The OC. Yeah, OC news. The reason why, sorry, spoiler alert, but if you haven't watched the OC yet, then it's your fault. The reason why she didn't come back for the last season.

You don't have to do spoiler alerts for shows from 2003. Hey, people on the text machine still call me out for it. And I'm like, it's your problem. You haven't watched it. Bree and Clint. Mate, time for the latest. You haven't watched it. Bree and Clint. Mate, time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, big details about why Mishka Barton didn't return for the fourth and final season of the OC. Here's a throwback. Why? Yeah, here's the thing. So, you know, if you watch the show or you may know the show, she was like the star. Misha Button was such an important role and she never returned for season four

and she's finally shared why. She has said that she actually received bullying on the set of the OC back in the day and it kind of got so bad that in the end she just didn't want to return. She also discussed that when Rachel Bilson's character came on,

there was some kind of like a fuffle there and that there was also something about pay, like different actors were getting different pay. And in the end, mostly due to bullying, she said she didn't want to return to the show. So that is the sad story as to why she didn't return to OC. You may know my... Brie would know this, but I'm not sure if the rest of the guys know this.

The time Misha Barton crashed her removal truck into the front of my building. Yeah, I know this story. It's a Dean McCarthy classic, but please tell us what happened with you and Misha Barton. Misha Barton, it was late at night. She was moving into my building. It's called the Park Wellington in West Hollywood, and she

rented one of those U-Hauls. It's kind of like a removal truck, but the clearance is eight feet, but her truck was ten feet. So she came flying in late at night, bang, smashed the whole foyer, the whole atrium broke. It was a $30,000 repair. She wasn't allowed in the

building. She never paid the bill for a long time. And I was devastated because I had this fantasy that I heard she was moving into the building, right? So I thought her and I would be friends. We'd hang out by the pool. We'd be little besties. Never happened. Never happened. Oh, my God.

Dean, I've just realised that you are literally the real-life Ryan from The O.C. You look like him. You live next door to Mishka Barden. Oh, my God. Have you watched The O.C. recently, Bree? Yeah, I've watched it. Does it hold up? Is it still good?

Still good. 20 years on, it's still a good show? Still good. Where can you watch it? It's on Netflix? I don't think so. It'll be on Ben's Amazon Fire Stick. Yeah, yeah.

The Fire Stick. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, who is almost best friends with Mishka Barton, thanks to Disney's Cruella. It's in cinemas on the 27th and on Disney Plus with Disney Premier access from the May 28th as well.

Conditions apply. Free and Clint. Drop it like it's hot. Do you reckon he was doing that? Pharrell did it. Oh, Pharrell did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Pharrell

produced the track and he saved money on a drum kit. Do you reckon Pharrell was like, I need something else. I need something else. Wait a minute. Right, yeah.

We got it. We got it. Snoop, we got a hit. We're good. We're done. Okay, I want to talk about age gap love for a second. This topic comes up all the time and I'm always fascinated. Okay, there's a story about a man who in 2015 was 18 years old.

His name is Gary Hardwick and he was at a funeral with his auntie when he first saw his future wife, Almeda, who at the time was 71 years old. He was 18, she was 71. Sheesh. 71 years old. He was 18. She was 71. Sheesh. Yeah.

Despite their 53-year age gap, the pair fell in love, and they tied the knot three weeks later. He married her in three weeks. What are you doing, Gary? Six years later, the couple are still together. They live in Tennessee, and they've got a TikTok account. They've got 72,000 TikTok followers, of which Bree was telling me you're one. Yeah.

No, I don't follow them. They come up on my For You page. Oh, okay. Which I don't know what that says about me. TikTok's gone. This is for you. I find it real interesting sharing all of this on TikTok because he's very open about it

and very proud of his 71-year-old wife. But I mean, you open yourself up to all kinds of criticism when you do that sort of thing. Because anyone can comment. The heart wants what the heart wants. The heart does want what the heart wants. And the good part, no, I'm not going to say that, that's too hard.

What? No, I trust, if you don't want to say it, don't say it. Should I say it? No, I'm not going to say that. That's too hard. What? What? No, I trust. If you don't want to say it, don't say it. Should I say it? No. I'm not. What? I mean, do you think he's thinking about, you know, his life as a whole?

And he goes, if I marry this one. Yeah. Eventually, she'll kick the bucket and I can go round two. Oh, so he's getting the TikTok following. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just saying that he gets two wives. Oh, interesting you say that because he's actually talked about

that and how everyone says, what are you going to do when she dies? Because obviously she will pass away before he does. Well, that's what you think. Here's what Gary has to say. I just want to point out there, you know, the obvious is like just because someone's older than you and you're with that person doesn't mean that they're going to pass away first people die every single day of

diseases and and tragic accidents of any age you know i could go before i'll meet it nobody's promised here today or tomorrow so that's not something i dwell upon so it's not something that crosses our mind or we think about now for some people you know they do think about that and that's okay but for us we just want to spend all the time we can with each other regardless of what could come tomorrow and make every moment count. And make as many TikToks as we can. 53 year age gap. She's in her 70s, he's in his 20s. So when she was 53, he was being born.

Correct, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She could be his grandmother. Correct, she could be his grandmother. They also have an OnlyFans account. No, his grandmother. They also have an OnlyFans account. No, they don't. They have an OnlyFans account. Do they?

Yeah, because he goes on TikTok and complains that TikTok take down his videos when he's promoting his OnlyFans account. Yeah, TikTok doesn't allow that. Well, he says, why do you let the Bikini Babes promote their OnlyFans account but you won't let me and Almeida promote our OnlyFans account? I wonder how many people follow them on OnlyFans account, but you won't let me and Almeida promote our OnlyFans account. I wonder how many people follow them on OnlyFans.

What are they doing on their account? Well, I mean, it's niche. What are they doing on their account? Yeah, there's something for everybody, right? There is something for everyone, and because it's niche, they probably have quite a considerable following. Let's talk about age gap love this afternoon. Do you have an age gap love that you're willing to talk about?

Does someone in your family have an age gap love relationship that you're willing to talk about? Does someone in your family have an age gap love relationship that you are willing to talk about as well? What's an age gap love? 20 plus. 20 plus years. Yeah, 20 plus years. Yeah. Anyone in your family? No. No? Anyone in your family? My auntie at one point, she was 50 and I think she was dating a 38 year old. Yeah, go auntie. Not quite there though. Not quite there? Not good enough for you? Nah, 50s and 30s

works. You need to have a decade between you guys. Like if you're in your 50s, they need to be in their 30s. No one in their 40s. Like if you're a boomer, you need to be dating a Gen X. No, Gen X directly below you're a boomer, you need to be dating a Gen X. No, Gen X directly below boomers. Oh, so you need to be dating one of us.

If you're a boomer, you need to be dating a millennial. Yeah. If you're a Gen X, you need to be dating a Gen Z. Oh. Yeah, yeah. All right, 0800DIALZM, what's your age gap love? You can also text us on 9696. We're talking age gap love this afternoon.

There's a couple in the news because they've taken their relationship to TikTok. He was 18 when he met his now wife who was 71 at the time. They have a 53-year age gap. See, that's a very large one. It's a very large one. In my opinion, that's a very big age gap. They're making it work. They're making TikToks and they have an OnlyFans account.

They're really milking that thing, aren't they? They're going for it. They've got something to show and they're willing to charge you for it. So we want to know this afternoon, what's your age gap love? Have you got one? Are you willing to talk about it? Or is there an age gap love in your family? Because quite often that's how it ends up. Mum or dad ends up, you know.

Also, to answer your question, we were talking about apparently someone on the text machine said, Brian Clint, 30s equals Puma, 40s and 50s equals Cougar, 60 plus equals Sabretooth. Oh, is that how it works? Yeah. Oh. There you go.

I learnt something. Good to know. You're a Puma. Yeah. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. it works? Yeah. Oh. There you go. I learned something. Good to know. You're a puma. Yeah. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

It's not me. It's my auntie. You're her husband. I like how you were straightening there, Anonymous. Very quick to make that clear. You're like, not me, not me, not me. It's not me. It's not me.

Yeah, no. Your auntie has an age gap, love. Which way does it go? He's older than her, so it's a 20-year age gap. Okay, so how old is he and how old is she? She'll be in her 40s and he's in his 60s at the moment. Interesting. What did you think about it when they got together? I was very young, so I don't remember it at all. It's just normal to you, right?

Yeah, it's just normal to me. Like, he's always been there, so, yeah. Do you give your auntie stick about it, though? You're like... Yeah, no, we give him stick about it. Oh, you give him stick about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how it should be.

Because he's got the what? He's got the, is it cougar on that chart? The cougar. Is it cougar in the 40s? Yeah, cougar. Yeah, cougar, cougar, yeah, right. Someone on the text machine said, my dad and my ex-best friend have a 33-year age gap.

Dad got with your ex-best friend? She's also one year off the youngest child. Oh, one year off his youngest child? His youngest child. Yeah, what are you up to, Dad? And why would you start dating your kid's friend? Your daughter's friend. Your kid's friend.

That's not cool. Reign of them, Dad. Stella's here. Hi, Stella. Hi, Stella. Afternoon. Afternoon. Your mum has an age gap love?

Yeah, my parents sure do. So when I was born, my dad was 21 and my mum was 42. Oh, you're the child of an age gap love relationship. I am. That's quite unusual. How old are you now? I'm 27. Oh yeah, so dad's nearly 50 and mum's in her late 60s?

Yep, nearly 70. Wow. Mum actually already had some kids when I was born who were the same age as my dad. So a bit of controversy there. Wait a minute. Couple of friends. Wait a minute. had some kids when I was born who were the same age as my dad. No way. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How close are we talking, Stella?

We're talking my brother is older than my dad. No way! Your brother is older than your father? Yeah, well, they actually went to school together. That's how mum met my dad. What town is this? Stella, what town is this happening in? Oh, okay.

No, Wellington. It's pretty big. I am pretty weak. Did they meet on the school picker? Honestly, no one will tell me, eh? It's just this hidden, not talked about secret. Are they still together, your parents? No.

Oh, it didn't work out? No. Oh, okay. Right. Oh, well. I was hoping for a work out? No. Oh, okay. Right. Oh, well. I was hoping for a love story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, very interesting, though.

Thanks, Stella. Let's go to Kath. Hi, Kath. Hiya. Kath, is it you or someone you know that has an age gap love? It's me. Oh, it's you? I'm still almost 32, and he's 63.

Whoa, he's doubling your age. Yep. Kath, how did you guys meet? He was my dad's mechanic growing up. Wait, he was your what? My dad's mechanic. He used to fix my dad's car. No way.

So wait, did you know him for a long time then? Not myself, no. Okay. Yeah. We've got a pretty dodgy phone line with you, Kath, but we'll just ask quickly, is it a big deal, or is it once you fall in love, it doesn't really matter?

It doesn't matter. We've got one and a half year old little girl as well. Oh, wow. It is. Plus, you never have to pay for any of your car repairs, so there's that. I imagine, Kath, you're running all the Netflix and the... Well, he doesn't know how to log in, no.

It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. Game's been around forever on our show, You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. Game's been around forever on our show, but it's changed a little bit recently. You now play with us. Once you get on, you pick a team, and then you'll have the chance to guess a song as quickly as possible. Correct. Who's playing today? Melissa has got through first.

Hi, Melissa. G'day, Mel. Hello. You were first, so you get to choose your team. Are you Team Bree or Team Clint? I'm going to go Team Clint. Okay, you're my teammate. Chantel, you got me. Yay.

Yep. It always sounds so good, eh? That builds me with confidence. Chantel, Bree is on a very big winning streak, so you've picked the right team. Good, I'll roll with that. Or I'm due for a loss. Yeah, I hope. Brie is on a very big winning streak, so you've picked the right team. Good, I'll roll with that. Oh, I'm due for a loss. Yeah, one of them is true.

Mel, we could have this. Whoever gets it, whichever team wins, that person will get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Anastasia, what's our theme this week? This week's theme, a very iconic TV show, Friends. The band is getting back together. So this week we're doing bands. You're scraping the barrel for themes, eh? Definitely not. I love Friends. The band is getting back together. So this week we're doing bands. You're scraping the barrel for themes, eh?

Definitely not. I love Friends. You should just do the theme of music for next week. All right. The bands edition. Got it. Who's going first? Let's start off with Team Clint.

It's us. We're denying this each other. You guys versus each other. Sorry about that. You snow this Correct The first round will be Clint vs Bray

Okay Here's song number one Bray Clint Fifth Harmony Work From Home They're not a band What instruments do they play?

One of my favourite Fifth Harmony songs Probably my favourite Ch Harmony songs. Probably my favourite. Chantel, we're on the board, mate. It's over to you, Melissa. It's you versus Chantel this round. You need to get us a point, okay? Okay.

All right, girls, so buzz in with your name as soon as you know the song, all right? And the name. Let's hear song number two. Melissa's in first. I definitely heard that, yeah. Five skills. That's three.

Good work, Melissa. Very good, Mel. Nice one. Did you know it, Chantal? She knew. She was all over it. Got to be quicker with that buzzer. All right.

Let's hear song number three. Clint. Who gets it? I'm going to give it Clint. That's the Pussycat Dolls and... Which song? Ha, ha, ha. Beep.

Oh, you were lucky. I was about to say humps. You were were lucky. I was about to say, I was about to say humps. You were so lucky. We're currently sitting at two for Team Clint Melissa, one for Brie Chantel. Come on, Chantel, you need this one here or else we lose. We're going back to you, Melissa and Chantel. Here's song number four.

We go together. Chantel. Oh, come on, Chantel. She's in there. Take by the ocean. Sorry about that, Chantel She's in there Take me by the ocean Sorry about that, Chantel Melissa, would you like a free guess? Alright

Yeah, go for it Oh no, it's escaping me That's alright Alright, good job girls We'll go back to Clinton Bray. Let's hear song number five. Bray. Queen.

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's escaping me. I paid my due. We are the champions. That's correct. We are the champions. All right, we're sitting at two all.

How was my brain, how did it not know that? That's all right, that's all right. We're at tie break. It's down to you girls. Melissa and Chantel. You're playing for your own lives here. Whoever gets this wins the game. All right, guys.

Melissa and Chantel, get your buzzers ready. Here's song number six. Chantel! Oh. I think I'm going to say I heard Melissa there. Chantel, you said it louder, but I definitely heard the M first. Okay, Melissa, if you get this wrong, Chantel wins by default.

It is the Venga Boys. Is it Venga Bus? That's incorrect. Chantal and Bree, you've just won. That was Boom Boom. Boom Boom Boom Boom. Yay!

Yes, Chantal! My default! Unlucky, Mel. You were very good, though. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave. We are the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time. Mel, you were very good though. TV. It's a safe space. So let down your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve, and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast

Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. I want to get all Greta Thunberg on the show. Oh yeah. Because I saw this article online and it was talking about people being concerned

in this country, in New Zealand, about having children because of climate change. Right. And it says apparently they've done quite a lot of research at the University of Auckland where they took two studies and they analysed readers' comments on articles discussing going child-free in response to climate change. And apparently there is a lot of younger people who said they probably won't have kids.

So is this people who are choosing not to have kids because they don't want to contribute to climate change or they don't want to raise children in a world facing climate change? It says here people perceive having a child as a direct strain on future resources. So having a kid is creating another consumer. That means more resources are being used and more emissions are being released in terms of climate change. Yeah, see, that's sad. That's sad that you feel that you need to take that burden on you and not go on to create a

family like if you're the sort of not everybody wants to have kids but if you if you're the sort of person who wants to have kids and then you're going oh i don't want to be a burden on the environment and you choose not to have kids that way because it's not people like it's not you me people that are the real cause of climate change. It's businesses and companies and systems set up. Like there's some ridiculous stat where 100 companies are responsible for 70% of all greenhouse gases created. Yeah, I guess what they're saying though is that if they don't have children,

if there's not more people to be a consumer, then those companies don't have as many people to sell stuff to, to market stuff to. Yeah, and that's sad. Yeah. It's crazy, hey? Like, that's the time that we're in. It's wild.

I also get it from the perspective of people who go, the future's uncertain. I don't feel, because you watch any David Attenborough documentary recently, and he's like, in 50 years, if we don't feel because you watch any David Edinburgh documentary recently and he's like in 50 years if we don't do anything we will be living in lava. No it's not even 50 years anymore on those docos it's like literally

in 10, 15 years it's all over it's quite interesting because I mean we've talked about on this show before China when they brought in that law. Remember, they've had that law or, I mean, it got demolished recently or they had the law where you could only have one child. Yeah, that existed for a while, yeah.

A long time. For population control, yeah. Yeah, and then because, I mean, how many people live in China? That's a great question. How many people do you think live in China? There's a billion people in India. I think it's like always a battle between India and China about who's got the bigger population.

Yeah. Limiting population through how many kids you can have has all kind of weird flow on effects too. Because lots of people want to have a boy in those cultures so girl babies get neglected kind of thing. How many people live in China? Well this is 2019.

This is what just comes up on Google. 1.398 billion. Yeah. That's so many. And hold on, wait. So what's India? India is, whoa, they're really close. 1.366 billion.

Yeah. There you go. Which makes New Zealand's 5 million look a bit, you know. Looks really small, doesn't it? And it means that your one kid that you were thinking of having makes New Zealand's five million look a bit, you know. It looks really small, doesn't it? And it means that your one kid that you were thinking of having in New Zealand, it's not really going to make that much difference. So onwards and upwards. Go and have a kid, guys.

You personally, Clint, what's your take on the old classic water bottle? Like carrying a water bottle? Hot water bottle, sorry. I was like, water,? Hot water bottle, sorry. Oh. I was like, water, fairly essential for life. I like them, yep. I use a water bottle. Water bottle, don't use one.

I can see the benefits. I'm always scared that it's going to burst and I'll burn my gonads. That's the main issue with a water bottle. Have you never used a water bottle? A hot water bottle? Yeah, I've used one in the past, yeah. But I've got an electric blanket, so what do I need a hot water bottle for? Oh, electric blankets, that in the past. Yeah. But I've got an electric blanket. So what do I need a hot water bottle for? Oh, electric blankets.

That takes me back. Yeah. Yeah. I always get too hot with an electric blanket. Turn it off. Yeah, I know. But then you get all sweaty in the sheets. Well, what?

How's a hot water bottle going to fix that? I don't know. I don't use either. I was just asking the question. They've got those new hot water bottles. Have you seen them? And they're like long. They're like a metre long. And so you fill it and it looks got those new hot water bottles. Have you seen them? And they're like long. They're like a metre long.

And so you fill it and it looks like a normal hot water bottle. It's exactly the same except it's a metre long. No. And then you can sort of wrap yourself around it and it's like you've got a hot water tube to... I haven't seen those.

Yeah. They're one step away from like a human-shaped hot water bottle. Yeah, you put that in a pillow. Where you fill it with hot water. Yeah. And it feels like you've got a warm boyfriend in the bed with you.

Just put it in a pillow and I've got a really long, large pillow. They're amazing. Have you ever had a king pillow? No. Oh my God. You need to invest. Yeah. They're amazing.

Yeah. Well, this might, this story might turn you off. There's a story out of Australia and it's about a guy who is 20 and he decided he would get the hot water bottle out because it was cold. Yeah. He's fired up the Xbox and as he's put the hot water bottle on him, it's spilt and it went all over his lap,

his abdomen, his legs, and he got third degree burns. From a hot water bottle. What happened? Did he not put the lid on it or did it burst? I don't know. It doesn't say. It just said it spilt.

Because you're not actually, this is the weird thing, you're not actually meant to put boiling water in them. Well, that's the thing that I was thinking. But everyone does, but you're not supposed to. Yeah, you're just meant to put really hot water. Really hot water. Yeah. Like the hottest that the tap will do. Not out of the jug.

But everyone's like, I need this to last. I live in Dunedin. I'm not getting it. I've got no insulation in my house. I've only got summer weight sheets. Give me piping hot water. You'd be freezing. Yeah.

Meanwhile, you paid like $2 for your hot water bottle from Dollar Save and the rubber inside it perished in 1999 when it was made. And yeah, you were like this guy. Oh, is that a picture of him? Yeah. Yeah, rough. It's bad, hey? Yeah.

I mean, electric blankets can really screw you up as well too What can they burn you as well? They can catch fire Oh yeah well that's If you haven't stored Your electric blanket properly It can catch fire Yeah

This is some real Better living stuff from us Keeping warm It's very dangerous Brie and Clint And now it's time for Brie and Clint's Most popular segment

Friday Oki I love Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Friday Oki. The government tried to make us stop this feature because it's too popular. It's what's called an unfair advantage in the radio business. No one else has this. So the government were like, no, you've got a monopoly. And we said, no, we're going to keep doing it. We'll get it vaccinated. Or something.

We promise. We go head to head in a singing competition. We both spend 15 minutes with an audio engineer. And we do the best that we can, Bree. We do the best That we can Brie Yeah We do the best we can Look I just want to give A shout out to Al

Who is the audio engineer I'm pretty sure He is sick to death Of this segment Did you get that vibe too Yeah Yeah But he's so good at it

That he will continue To be forced To create these Yeah To curse That he's born on himself I don't blame him Being over it

When you choose songs Like you chose this week It's a great song To this week For Friday Oaky We're singing this This song is annoying When she sings it

I like this song What's it gonna be like When we sing it Do you like it? I like it Am I the only when we sing it? You'll like it. I like it. Am I the only one that likes it? No, no, no. Producer Anastasia said she likes it.

Maybe it's for the gals. I think after I sing it, I think it's definitely for the gals. Here we go. You're about to hear Bree's Starships. Then you'll hear mine. You're going to vote on the best one. And the best one wins Friday Oaky this week. Good luck, mate. Good luck

to you two. I love to dance, so? Leave a good tip. I'm a blow over money and don't give two shits. I'm on the floor, floor. I love to dance, so give me more, more till I can't stand. Get on the floor, floor like it's your last chance. If you want more, more, then here I am.

Starships were meant to fly. Hands up and touch the sky Can't stop cause we're so high Let's do this one more time Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let's do this one more time.

Hands up. We're higher than a mother. It's hard, eh? Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah, back it in. That's good, actually.

Hey, my rap was solid at least. You can't vote until you've heard both, okay? Even if you've already made your mind up, you have to listen to both. Even if you've already said, I'm not voting for Brie. Stuff you. This is my Nicki Minaj for Brie and Clint's Friday Okie. Let's go to the beach, beach, let's go get a wave. They say what they're gonna say.

Have a drink, clink down the Bud Light. Bad bitches like me, it's hard to come by. The Patron? Own? Let's go get it on. The Zone? Own? Yes, I'm in the Zone. Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip. I'ma blow all my money and don't give two shits. I'm on the floor, floor. I love to dance. So give me more,

more, till I can't stand. Get on the floor, floor, like it's your last chance. If you want more, more, then here I am. Starships, we're meant to fly. Hands up and touch the sky. Can't stop, cause we're so high. Let's do this one last time.

Starships, we were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Let's do this one last time Can't stop We're higher than a motherfucker There's a bit of the day Definitely a high-pitched song in some parts, isn't it? How tight did you have to grab your cojones? Was it like a half-pinch or a full-pitch?

I actually sucked them back into myself to do that performance. Yeah, yeah. You've heard both. Now we want you to vote. Five people on the line. The best bit of feedback this afternoon is going to score 50 KFC chicken dollars as well. Is it Brie or is it me for Friday Oki, the Nicki Minaj edition?

Someone just texted and said, has Brie had a stroke of luck? That was a banger. Yas, queen. You just heard it, New Zealand. Two red hot Nicki Minaj covers for Friday. Yes, they were covers. I know they sounded pretty true to the original. They were actually covers.

It's time to find a winner. Brie sounded like this. Mine sounded like this. Mine sounded like this. I mean, not the best bits of the song. I don't think that really showcases... That's a very tiny bit and I'm okay with it.

That's a very good point. We're going to take five votes from there. We will know who wins Friday Okie. Kristen's called up. Hi, Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hi.

Happy Friday. Who are you voting for in Friday Oki? Happy Friday. This week I've got to go for Bree. Sorry, Clint. Cheers, Kristen. There's no need to apologise in this game, Kristen. Thank you for voting.

Someone's texted and said, in this game there are no winners. Tonight, the real loser is society. Mitch is here. Hey, Mitch real loser is society. Mitch is here. Hey, Mitch. G'day, Mitch. Hey. Who are you voting for on Friday, Oki?

Oh, Clint, mate, I've got to go to the UA. Oh, did you like that? Did you? Oh, mate, I love all of them from you. Yeah, right. Okay. I'll get you the album. All right, Mitch, you sucker.

I'll get you the greatest hits. Thanks, Mitch. One all. Let's go to Chloe. Hey, Chloe. G'day, Chloe. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you the album. All right, Mitch, you sucker. I'll get you the greatest hits. Thanks, Mitch. One all. Let's go to Chloe. Hey, Chloe. G'day, Chloe. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

Who are you voting for? Clint this week. Just embraced it like no man has ever done before. Yeah, went to places that no man has been before. Good. Okay, thank you, Chloe. Let's go to Natasha. Hi, Natasha.

G'day, Tash. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Who's the vote? Where are you putting it? Okay, I'm going to vote for the Natasha. Hi, Natasha. G'day, Tash. Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Who's the vote? Where are you putting it? Okay, I'm going to vote for Bree. Sorry, Clint.

Tash, my girl, I appreciate that sympathy vote. You've taken us to tie-break, Natasha. It's very good. April's here. Hi, April. G'day, April. Kia ora. Kia ora.

Now, you know good music. You know good covers. Do you have any feedback for us before you cast a deciding vote? I must say, when I first heard Bree, I thought, oh, she's nailed it. It's for her. And then, Clint, you just banged it out of the park, really, actually, and I'm voting for you. Wow.

I wouldn't have thought Nicki Minaj was my type of song, but now I do. Turns out it is. All right, next week I might choose Super Bass for us to do. No, I think we've had enough Nicki Minaj was my type of song, but now I do. Turns out it is. All right, next week I might choose Super Bass for us to do. No, I think we've had enough Nicki Minaj for this year. Hey, thanks, April. Wait there, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Awesome, thank you. Have a great weekend.

Bree and Clint. We've got breaking Friends news, everybody. It's just been announced the Friends reunion will air on TVNZ2 this Thursday night at 7pm. That's big. They're giving it the Shortland Street spot. Yeah, that's huge. That's huge, isn't it? No one gets that spot.

No one gets that spot. So there you go. You will get to watch it for free. It'll be on demand at the exact same time too, so you won't miss out. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. Three people. What was number one on their 16th birthdays?

Let's figure it out. Shawnee is here. Hi, Shawnee. Hi, Shawnee. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, I guess. How's your week been, Shawnee? Tell us Hi, Shawnee. Hi, Shawnee. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, I guess. How's your week been, Shawnee?

Tell us. What's going on? Really long. Oh, I feel you, Shawnee. I've been stuck in a room with this guy named Clint. I feel for you. Oh, thank you, Shawnee. Hey, I'm a ray of bloody sunshine.

I appreciate your sympathy, Shawnee. Shawnee. No problem. We'll be sad together. Shawnee. Shawnee. Shawnee. No problem. We'll be sad together. Shawnee. Shawnee. Let's see if we can cheer you up with a birthday banger, Shawnee. What's your birthday?

21st of the 10th, 1993. All right, Shawnee. You were 16 in 2009 on the 21st of October. And Shawnee, my girl, this is your birthday banger. Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? I mean, it matches your week, Shawnee. It matches your mood, doesn't it? Oh, yeah, totally.

Pretty mint. I like Shawnee's response the most. Happy Friday, Shawnee. Oh, happy Friday, I guess. I love to. Let's go to... Erin. Shay. Shay?

Shay, happy Friday. Hi, Shay. Hi, hi. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's your week been, Shay?

It's been pretty good. Yeah, it's been pretty good. Good to hear, Shay. Yeah, not too bad. Well, let's top it off with the birthday banger. What's your birthday? Oh, God. 15th of August, 1963.

All right, Shay, you were 16 in 1979 on the 15th of August. And, Shay, get ready because here's your birthday banger. My, my, my, my, it's your banger. Banger. My, my, my, my here's your birthday banger. Banger! My Sharona. Is that a bit of you, Shay? That is brilliant. I feel like it matches your vibe, Shay.

Oh, my little pretty one. A pretty one. When you're going to give me some time to run. Wait there, Shay. We've got to do one more for Erin. Hi, Erin. G'day, Erin. Hi.

Ready? Honest. How's your week been? Yeah, good. How about you? Nah, pretty average, actually, Erin. Erin, what's your birthday? We're going to do your birthday banger.

19th of February, 1988. Alright, mate, you were 16 in 2004 on the 19th of February, and in 2004, this went to number one. Oh, SingStar vibes come through strong in birthday bangers. Janelia. Yeah. Anything we've got thrashed in SingStar, you know, it just adds that little bit more strength to it in this feature.

Do you love this, Erin, for you? Oh, of course. That's a banger. We've got a tough choice. I like them all. I like them all. I feel like... I'm going gonna remove Jay Sean from my voting Yeah removing Jay Sean

Sorry Shawnee I know that's the last thing You need to hear this week Oh now you've gone And really done it For poor Shawnee Oh Shawnee That's the last thing you need

Add it to the list I'm so gutted guys Shawnee's Shawnee's song is gone It's between Jamelia Superstar And My Sharona I feel like Shawnee Is my real vibe Why don't we let Shawnee pack Don't get rid of it between Jamelia Superstar and My Sharona. I feel like Shawnee is my real vibe.

Why don't we let Shawnee pack? Don't get rid of her. Don't get rid of her. Let's see. Oh. Now she's been hung up on. You're bloody hung up on her. Oh, Shawnee.

That is the last thing Shawnee needs. Hey, if you're listening, Shawnee, right now, call us back. Where is she? No, I'm taking a stand. Poor Shawnee. She's had to deal with crap all week. Her boss has been on her back. We can do this without Shawnee.

Jamelia Superstar or My Sharona. What is it? I'm going to buy as much time as I can for Shawnee. She's back. Shawnee, pick the winner for us. Jamelia Superstar or My Sharona. My Sharona. You got it, Shawnee.

Only if you promise that this has fixed your week, okay? Yes, I'm totally healed now. Give me your boss's number and I'll tell him to shove it. They might be disappointed that I'm on the phone at work. We'll let you go then, Shawnee. Shay, you've just won birthday. Oh, Shay. Oh, now little pretty one, my pretty one, when you gonna give me some time?

Sharona, will you make my motor run, my motor run? Got it coming off of the line, Sharona. Let's just give it up, such a dirty mind, I always get it up for the time. But the younger kind, my, my, my, my, my, my Sharona. Bye. We'll be right back. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, guitar solo We'll be right back. it's in in franklin's it's a winner of birthday banger. Can I get a oh yeah? Taking down Jay Sean Down and Jamelia Superstar. It's a winner of birthday banger today. Oh, good.

Okay, every Friday. No, every day we do that. We play the number one song on someone's 16th birthday. Not every Friday. We do it every damn day. Every Friday, totally. Every damn day. But also every Thursday. And Wednesday.

Wednesday, Tuesday and Monday. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about Uber for a second. There's no Uber sound effect, right? I don't think so. You know how everything these days has got a sound effect? Yeah, like Netflix's. Yeah, we can make one.

We can make an Uber sound effect. Yeah, that's Uber. That's pretty good. That's what happens when you Uber... That's what it should do when it pulls up, so you know your Uber's there. You know? Yeah, that's good.

Just hovering in the driveway. The list of the dumbest things New Zealanders have left in the back of Ubers in the last 12 months has been released. Babies. No babies on the list, thank God. Yeah, thank God. Dogs. No babies.

No, no dogs. Because there's Uber Pet. There is Uber Pet, yeah, yeah. But, I mean, don't forget your dog. No, don't forget your dog in the Uber. But then also don't forget any of these things. I'm going to run through the list and you just make up your own mind, okay? So in the last 12 months, New Zealanders have left in the back of their Uber

a Pokemon Go red Game Boy game. Oh, what? It's hard to come by. Yeah. That was mine. Yeah, well, yeah. Hard to be honest. I'm a blue girl.

A GHD hair straightener. Oh, they're expensive. They're bloody expensive. Surely a brand new one. Surely you just went to the. Oh, they're expensive. They're bloody expensive. Surely a brand new one. Surely you just went to the shops and bought it and forgot about it. Very expensive. A small, mysterious purple toy about three or four inches in length. Satisfyer Pro 2.

Waterproof, it says. A bike. Someone left a bike in the back of an Uber. Yeah. Oh, this is gutting. A single tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. How gutting would you be? Obviously someone was going through a breakup

and they had already drunk too many vinos so they did the right thing, called the Uber to the store. What a dumbass. Why wouldn't you just get Uber Eats to bring the Ben and Jerry's to you? Yes, that is 101. Stupid. Sure. What a dumbass. Why wouldn't you just get Uber Eats to bring the Ben and Jerry's to you? Oh, yes. That is 101.

Stupid. A mop, a tramping stick was left in the back of an Uber. Producer Ben, was that you? Well, you know what? The person who left the tramping stick, that person should have walked home. Yeah, exactly. Why are you in the Uber, Producer Ben? You love those sticks. You have to wield those sticks around.

You strike me as a Nordic walking pole kind of guy, don't you? I have lost one recently. It's in the Uber. These are things New Zealanders have left in the back of Ubers. An orthodontic mouth plate. I can get that. No one wears their plate. No one wears their retainer.

Yeah, but you don't take it out in the Uber. Yeah, I know, but. A large painting in a cardboard box. These things are so random. It's like, it's not like these things fell out of your pocket. How can you forget that, like, a painting? Yeah. A vacuum cleaner.

Oh, was it a Dyson? If it was, you'd be kicking yourself. Devo. Yeah. A singular Birkenstock. The right one. Oh. Just the right Birkenstock. The right one. Oh. Just the right Birkenstock.

Producer Anastasia, that'd be you, wouldn't it? We've all bloody left something in there. What about you? That's why she's lopsided. A small blue chilli bin with some prawns inside. Nah, you left the Satisfyer Pro 2 in there. No, thank you. I have my Satisfyer Pro 2 in there. No, thank you. I have my Satisfyer Pro 2 on a lanyard, actually.

Goes everywhere with me. That's disgusting. And some false teeth. Someone left their false teeth. How are you losing your false teeth? Like, surely. Well, it's the same as the retainer. No, it's not.

It's probably the person who... No, it's not. You could take your retainer out and eat something. What possible reason would you have to take your false teeth out? Trust me, mate. My nan had false teeth and she could still eat when she took them out. Purely liquids. Yeah, just pureed food.

Oh, gummy. Have you ever tried to sell a car on Trade Me or put up a listing? No, I've never sold a car on Trade Me. I've only ever sold cars on the side of the road. Really? Really? Where I grew up in Rotorua, there's one place where everyone drives their car and parks it. And that's the place where you sell cars.

No, that's pretty standard in smaller towns. There's always the car hill. And the rest of the time I just trade them in. Because I can't be bothered dealing with people. Oh, you're silly though. Why? Because you get ripped off. Yeah, but I don't want to deal with someone coming around and going.

No, you get ripped off. So I come around and go, oh, yeah, I don't know. You know how much they offered me for my car traded? How much? They offered me four grand. Yeah. And you know how much I sold it for? How much?

Twelve. Oh, all right. Well, yeah. Yeah, all right. Yep. You got a point. Yep. And you know how long I sold it for? How much? $12 Oh alright well Yeah Yeah alright Yep you got a point Yep And you know how long it took me? What?

I had to clean it once And I threw the pictures up Four days later it was sold My old car You know my old Honda Yeah I traded that in I got

How much do you think I don't want to know How many K's are on it? $170 Okay I got $5,000 for it You are a sucker Yeah but I don't want to know. How many Ks are on it? 170. Okay. I got five grand for it. You are a sucker. Yeah, but I didn't have to deal with it.

And I didn't have to clean it. No. I didn't have to clean it. I didn't have to take photos of it. But is you losing potentially eight grand going, oh, but I didn't have to deal with it. Is that the same? Is that the equivalent?

Depends how bothered. You're so lazy. Depends how bothered you can be. Eight grand. All right, all right, all right, all right. Anyway, you learnt your lesson. You won't do it again. But you buy brand new cars now, so it's fine.

I've got the upgrade policy. And a brand new Audi. Anyway, this is a good lesson if you are going to sell it, which you are because now you learnt your lesson instead of trading it in. A guy has put his 2011 Nissan Navara up online to sell, and he's put it in an advert. He's got all the bits and pieces. He was looking to get $21,999 for it.

It had a gallery of 40 images. Forty, right. I must have paid for the bonus feature I traded me. He must have. Yeah, he put up 40 images, you know, just the general tyres, you know. Interior. Interior, the front, the back. Yeah, all that.

The side, all that stuff. He also accidentally uploaded a nude photo of himself. No. No, that's not allowed on Trade Me. Obviously, he didn't realise. It was obviously in his camera reel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Near the photos of the car. I want to know if it was before or after, like in the camera reel.

Was it directly before or directly after? Like, did he take some nudes of himself and then go, right, let's head out and take photos of the car? Or did he take photos of the Nissan Navara and go, I'm feeling real horny. I need to go and shoot some nudes. I'm feeling real good. Do you think it comes up under, you know, there's the picture there. I know people have seen it.

Whoa, yep. Do you think it comes under that car? It's a big tow bar. It comes with a customized gear stick. To me, looking at that photo of that man's genitals, the wheel alignment looks a bit off. It's got some loose nuts. Yeah, I think he needs a tyre change.

There's a blood supermoon on the way. Yeah, not a supermoon, not a blood moon, a blood supermoon. Now we've got bad blood. Yeah, moon. super moon, not a blood moon, a blood super moon. Now we've got bad blood. Yeah, moon. Moon. Super moon. Super. What did you call it?

A blood super moon. Who sells that product? I think it's at Glassons. No, I don't think Glassons would sell it. Do they sell moon cups now? I think it's a Boohoo product. No, no, no, no. Okay, let me explain first What Blood Supermoon is

You just passed over My moon cup joke Yeah I was adding to it The Blood Supermoon cup Yeah Boohoo Is that Boohoo Oh no don't get it So a blood moon

Is also known as A total lunar eclipse And that's when the earth Lines up between the moon and the sun So we're here in the middle Sun on one side Earth on the other side, and the Earth blocks the sun rays to the Moon, which means it takes out all the blue light,

which means the Moon goes blood red. That's what a blood Moon is. You lost me at Moon. Okay, well, we've got to go through Super Moon. So that's blood Moon. A Super Moon is when the Moon is at its closest point to the earth So it looks the biggest This is not that hard to follow

Okay, this is not that hard to follow So a blood supermoon is when the moon is red and really big Just sounds so aggressive Why do they have to call it the blood moon? Because it, yeah well They could call it the red moon And also depending on, you're right Depending on what time of the month it is,

it could be quite triggering. Exactly. At least it's not called the brown moon or brown eye. And these things are all controlled by the moon as well. All these lady things are controlled by the moon. That's what some people believe. So where in New Zealand is the best place to see the blood supermoon, which is coming this Wednesday?

Well, I can tell you that. The winner of the Blood Supermoon Raffle is the east coast of the South Island. I'm talking Kaikoura. I'm talking Crush It. I'm talking Oamaru. I'm talking Timaru. I'm talking Dunedin.

You guys will get the Blood Supermoon. They've all synced up. Yeah, they've all synced up. Yeah, that's the best place to see it. Yeah. It's only visible for 14 minutes. That's not a bad amount of time. Sometimes these things are only visible for like one minute.

Yeah, yeah. And it's not super late. It's only like 2 a.m. To witness the first blood supermoon in 40 years, 11, 11 p.m. Oh, that's not too bad. Yeah. On what day?

On Wednesday. On Wednesday? Yeah. I mean, it's a weekday. Yeah, well. Can't they move it to a Friday or a Saturday? I'll talk to Elon. I'll see how I can do.