ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st May 2024

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC, try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. Good evening everybody, it's Bree and Clint where we are desperately awaiting the delivery of a couple of KFC Double Downs. I am craving a Double Down. Where are they?

We had a Double Down carrot dangled in front of us by some of the managers here at ZM. They said, hey guys. The Double Down's back. The Double Down's back and your show's managed by KFC so we're going to order you guys a couple of Double Downs and they're going to be here for you at 1.30. Look, you don't tell someone. You don't dangle a Double Down in front of someone and then not deliver

because now I can't think about anything else other than a Double Down. Plus, if you're told that something is arriving, edible at a certain time, there is a certain amount of preparation that goes on inside yourself, doesn't it? Your stomach readies yourself. You alter your eating schedule because you know you're going to have a double down.

I didn't eat lunch because I was ready to receive this double down into my stomach. Yeah. Now it's over an hour and a half overdue. Oh, mate. Yeah, Bree is fading rapidly. I'm fading. Look, my pants don't fit anymore. Yeah.

Look. Hey, they don't. anymore. Yeah. Look. Hey, they don't. I need a double down in here. Look, perfect room for double down. Bree's pants need to be filled with chicken. ASAP. So. Get a drumstick in here.

If the KFC driver is listening, it's urgent. Put a heap of breasts in here. Chicken breasts. And where? My pants. Oh yeah. Yep. Couple of thighs. Couple of thighs. I'll take anything at this point. I where? My pants. Oh, yeah. Yep. Couple of thighs.

Couple of thighs. I'll take anything at this point. I need that double down. Okay, fun show on the way. We've lost it. Can I tease this? This is a classic content for a radio tease. In the next 15 minutes, one member of the Brian Clint team has a huge announcement.

And we're not just saying that. We're not talking that up. As a tease to keep you listening. I'd say one of the biggest life announcements you can go through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're going to make that announcement live on the show in the next 15 minutes. It's big. It's huge.

It's good. It's good. Yeah. Doesn't even involve a double down. Oh, it could. First, though, let's trade-y verse lady where the ladies are inching ahead. Yeah, let's do it right now. $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC where the double downs are from.

If you're listening, KFC, we would love one. You can call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on to play. Bree and Clint, here's Dasher and Austin on ZM. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

It is the tightest race in the game at the moment. The lady's on 41. The tradie's on 39. Let's go to our lady first calling from Taranaki. She is 32 years old and she won a car with ZM when Jason PJ were here. Welcome to the show, Renee. Hi, Renee. Kia ora.

What type of car did you win? It was a Fiat Punto. Oh, how good? Is it still going? I sold it. Did you sell it straight away? A lot of people do. Yeah, yeah. Sold it straight away. It only had like 4,000 Ks on it. Really? sell it straight away? A lot of people do. Yeah, yeah.

Sold it straight away. It only had like 4,000 Ks on it. Really? It was pretty much brand new. Did we give you a car with 4,000 Ks on it? That's a bit stink. Jason and PJ drove it around the country. Oh, okay.

How much did you get for it? 12 and a half grand. Not bad. Pretty good. Not bad. And what did you buy out of interest? Yeah. I already had one.

I had a little Toyota Runk. So, like, not as nice, but way cheaper. Yeah, way cheaper. Yeah, fair enough. Well, all we can offer you is $50 cash if you take down our tradie, who's calling from Ohakunia. He is 37 years old, and he loves a nap in the truck while everyone else is working.

Welcome to the show, Jar. G'day, Jar. Praise Jar in the truck while everyone else is working. Welcome to the show, Jar. G'day, Jar. Praise Jar in the truck light. How long do your naps go for, Jar? Oh, 20 minutes. Oh, that's a good amount. It's the perfect time. 20 minutes.

All right, we need you awake, sharp, and alert for this, Jar. Your buzzer is trading. Renee, yours is lady. The first to three gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Question number one. Which rapper has recently been in a rap war with Kendrick Lamar? Yes, Jar.

Is it him? Eminem? No. No. Renee? Drake. Drake. It is, of course, Drake.

Drake. Drizzy Drake. What is it? B.B.L. Drizzy. B.B.L. Drizzy Drake. What is it? BBL Drizzy. BBL Drizzy. Kendrick Lamar saying that Drake had a Brazilian butt lift. That was just one of the sledges. Question

number two. One to the ladies. Up the waz is the battle cry of which Kiwi team? Ladies. Renee just got in there. The Warriors. Of course it's the Warriors. What a game on the weekend it was from the boys. You'll be gutted you didn't get that one, won't you, Jar?

Yeah. Up the jar. Up the jars. Up the jars. Up the jars. All right, due to the ladies, Jar, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Renee for the win. Adele? She's got it. Oh my god, what a clean sweet. That's what happens when you just wake up from a nap in the truck. They call that a down-trow jar. This is a down-trow jar. Renee! It's a down-trow. Did you have the nap today or you didn't have it?

I'm off for a nap now. You're off for a nap now. Yeah, that'll do it. There you go. Well, Renee, you've cleaned ZM out for $50 cash and a fee at Punto. Congratulations. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion. Well done, Renee.

Awesome. Doing it for the ladies. Cheers, guys. Yeah. Let's go, baby. Up the jars. Bree and Clint. We told you at the top of the show that we desperately wanted double downs, guys. Yeah. Let's go, baby. Up the jars. Bree and Clint. We told you at the top of the show that we desperately wanted

double downs, and we do. But we also told you. That's the biggest news on the show at the moment. We want double downs. Real bad. Real bad. I would do sick things to get a double down right now. Yeah. Yeah, she would. Do you reckon the double downs are going to come? Or do you reckon

they're just not going to come? Because we've been told. I don't know what to tell you. We've been told that they are being delivered. I don't know whether it's better to string you along or whether it's better to like cuddle hope. And then if they do show up, it's like a nice bonus. False hope is bad. Yeah, yeah.

So do you, no, genuinely, do you think the double downs are still coming? No, not at 3.30, no. Not at 20 past three in the afternoon. Why would you do that to me? It's in the limbo between dinner and lunch. It's a terrible time

to have a double down. Okay, I need some good news to cheer me up. We have good news. We said someone on the Brian Clint show has life-changing news. Huge.

And that person is producer Ella. Hi, Ella. Hello. Are you ready to deliver your big news? Why am I nervous? Why are you nervous? I don't know. Okay, Ella. Hello. Are you ready to deliver your big news? Why am I nervous? Why are you nervous?

I don't know. Okay. Ella, when you're ready, tell us the big news. Over the weekend, I got engaged. Hooray! So weird to say. She's engaged. Whoa, weird.

To be married. Weird. To be wed Wedded off She is betrothed My mum What is it? You buy a pig or something You buy a pig

I don't know Oh, the dowry Yeah Your mum's preparing a dowry at the moment Yeah, a pig or a horse I don't know I think his family provide the dowry Oh, yeah, right

Yeah, as payment I think your family receive a dowry. Oh, what the heck? Where's my pig? As payment for you. Your mum's going to get some kettle. Women used to be sold off for a pig. Yeah, you're an asset. Or a cow. I think that's how it works. Tell us, tell us, how did it

happen? How long have you been dating? Three years. Been dating for three years and it happened where he, ryan my now fiance oh god we're gonna hear that all the time she's gonna just she's gonna just bring him up just so she can say my fiance yeah what um no he was like hey let's go for a walk in clevedon there's a really nice like forest where we could possibly get married in and i was like that's not subtle at all that sounds so dodgy well yeah let's go to a forest let's go look at prospective wedding sites even

though we're not engaged well we love talking about it and i'm like absolutely so you kind of knew it was coming i knew it was coming had no idea it was going to happen on sunday yeah just because he said probably july onwards like here's my question yeah because he is a July onwards. Here's my question. Yeah. Because he is a Gen Z-er. Is he? Yeah. 27. Yeah. Did he get down on one knee?

He did. I told him, you've got to get down on one knee. Yeah, he did. Wait, so he didn't get down on one knee and then you told him to get down on one knee? No, no, no. I told him before this. I had like a- Oh, you told him how to propose?

Oh, just get down on one knee. Yeah. I was a little bit like- I like that. Yeah. I got down on one knee when I proposed to my wife. You got to. And she said, get up.

No, it's nice. Before she said yes, she said, get up. Get up. That's embarrassing. People are looking, get up. Oh, you're no fair. I didn't want a public one either. So it was very like just us and the birdies.

And he designed the ring, didn't he? He did. It's a green stone. no, green sapphire. Yes. And there's like a little bit of some nice lab-grown diamonds in it, like little ones. Ella, be honest. Yeah.

Do you like it? I love it. You can tell us if you don't. No, genuinely. So this was the emotional thing. I got it. I was like, oh, my gosh, it happened. And then I took five seconds to be like, genuinely,

this is now or never. Do I like it? You know? What, in that moment? No, you don't tell me that moment. Not the moment. This was in the shower a few hours later. And I was like, yes.

Still too soon, by the way. I wouldn't say it then. I reckon like a month. Yeah, I reckon in the following weeks. Yeah, right. Like live in the moment. Yeah. Let everyone be happy.

Before you go, hey. No, I wouldn't have said it on that day. But I just had to check. You know, you check with yourself. But it's irrelevant. It's irrelevant because you like the ring, right? And I love it. Yeah, great.

It's perfect. It's insane. That's amazing. So he did well. He nailed it. And he, like, went to the jeweler and did all the things. It was very sweet. A lot of people listen, like, the people that listen to this show know you

as the resident gen zeta yeah which means that you are quite young and maybe people are wondering how old are you so he's 27 and how old are you i'm 23 23 is in my eyes like in this day and age quite young to be engaged i agree agree. Yeah. Is it? No, no, I agree. Or am I just saying that to myself to make myself feel better? Are you old and bitter? Exactly. Back in the day, no.

I would actually say you were probably spot on. Yeah. Pretty standard. Yeah. Maybe that's around the time my mum got married, I think. Probably. About 23. I like that, though.

I like that there's actually not much pressure nowadays to get married young or, you know, like, just do it whenever. But you said off air, you were like, yep, the wedding's next April. And so it's not like it's going to be a long engagement. Nope. You'll get that done straight away. Yeah, I'm so excited. And the babies.

Yeah. Yeah, give me a baby. Yeah, I know. I'll have one tomorrow. I know give me a baby. Yeah, I know. I like one tomorrow. I know you want a baby. Holy smokes. We want to ask people listening, I know $800 a day,

because we're very happy for Ella and we'll be happy for you too. Very excited for you, Ella. Did you get engaged young? Were you... Or do you know someone that got... Comparatively quite young when you got engaged?

Maybe it was your son or daughter that got engaged quite young and you were a bit worried about it. And Ella, don't listen to this bit. Did it last? Yeah, how long did it last? Was it way too young to be making such a massive commitment? And you tried to tell them that, but they didn't listen.

Don't listen to that bit, Ella. That's not about you. Oh, you're 23. You're good to go. We're talking about people who are like 20, 21 or 22, you know? I like $100 a day. You can text us on 9696. We want to know about your young engagement stories.

Bree and Clint. Who of us from the Bree and Clint show is invited to the wedding? I've decided how I'm going to do this. One of yous. And I'm going to do a spin the bottle situation. So you only want one of us at the wedding? You want us to kiss each other? No. We'll get a kiss off to come to the wedding. I'm going to do this, one of yous, and I'm going to do a spin the bottle situation. So you only want one of us at the wedding? You want us to kiss each other? No! I'm going to spin a bottle

and then whoever it lands on, bingo. That's who's coming. What, only one of us? Can we bring a plus one if we get to go? Oh my god. And if it's me, does my plus one have to be Brie or can I bring my wife? Why can't I be your plus one?

Because you and I don't really see eye to eye. Yeah, that's fair. Ella is 23 and her boo is 27. So we're asking did you get engaged young? Because we think it is young. I'm trying to work it out. I think I was 31

when I got engaged. I think for our generation quite young. 23 to me seems young but out, I think I was 31 when I got engaged. I think for our generation, like quite young, like 23 to me seems young, but nevertheless, I feel like Ella is definitely ready to be engaged. Yeah, yeah.

We got the dowry thing around the wrong way, by the way. Well, I did. The double down arrived. Can you focus, please? I can't focus. Tyra, take the double down out of Bree's view, okay? I need her to concentrate for the next four minutes. Okay? Thank you.

Okay, I can't see them anymore. Yeah. It was like, honestly, it was like a deer in the headlights. Anyway, we've asked you guys on 0800DIALS at M, who was the person that got engaged young? Alaya. Hi, Ala. Hi, Alea. Hi, Alea. Hi. Was it you? Yeah, I was

23. My now husband was 28. We've been together for about eight months. Okay. We got engaged two weeks later. Wait, wait, wait. You got engaged after eight months? Yeah. God, that's quite a quick engagement. Yeah, so we got engaged. Two weeks later, we had our engagement party.

We set our wedding date for the next April, so it was about six months away. And then two weeks after our engagement party, we found out we were pregnant. So we were five months pregnant at our wedding. Whoa! And we are still married, eight and a half years later. Yeah.

How many kids? Two kids. Two kids. God, you guys do everything fast, don't you? Yeah, and we had one of each and that was it. We were like, okay, we're good. Yeah. You're done.

Pigeon pair, perfect. Okay, so you're basically in the same situation as Ella. She's 23. Yeah. He's 27. They're getting married in April. Maybe not quite as long together as they have been. Are you telling us that Ella's going to be pregnant in two months?

Stop it. Imagine if she was. Imagine if she is. Alaya, were you the one pushing to get engaged or was he more? No, he asked me more than once. The first time he was drunk, I told him to ask me again when he was sober. Gotcha. He asked you more than once and you'd only been together for eight months.

And he remembered. Yeah. Oh, cute, Alaya. That's a nice story. Thanks for sharing. Let's go to Mel on 800Diles. Hi, months. And he remembered. Yeah. Oh, cute, Alaya. That's a nice story. Thanks for sharing. Let's go to Mel on 800 Dials at M. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel.

Hi. Was it you that got engaged early, Mel? It was. It was me, yep. I was 18 engaged, 19 married. By 22, I was divorced with two kids. Holy smokes, Mel. That is fast.

It was all done and dusted. Yep, all done. Yeah. So are you an advocate for getting married young or would you urge people to take their time? I would urge people to make sure it's the right one. When it's the right one, it doesn't really matter. True.

I was way too young. 18 is very young. Yeah. Yeah. I did later ask my dad, like a few years later, I said, why did you say yes? Like I was 18. He was like way older. Yeah.

And dad said, well, I was mowing the lawns when he came and asked me. And I thought he said, do you want a glass of water? Not can I marry your daughter? That's why I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're kidding, Mel. No. True story. Oh, that's so funny.

Do you want a glass of water? Yeah. And your dad was like, I story. Oh, that's so funny. Do you want a glass of water? Yeah. And your dad was like, I do. Yeah. Yeah, go for it, mate. Would love one. Thanks, Mel. Absolutely.

We appreciate it. Ellen, can we check, is he the right one? He is. It feels right. Good, good. Absolutely. Like how certain are you? Well, I feel like I've got a good gut and I feel like I'm very open-minded.

Yeah. And I'm not going to push crap uphill, you know? Like, does that make sense? That's what a relationship is like, though, sometimes. Yeah, yeah, but if you're trying to make everything work... You're not trying to convince yourself that it's right. I know what you're saying. Exactly.

I know what you're saying. You're not fighting your gut on this. No. I like how we're questioning her engagement. I've met Ryan. I've seen you guys together. It's right. We love Ryan. We're've seen you guys together. It's right. We love Ryan.

We're very excited for you guys. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hey. Was it you that got engaged early, Sam? Yes, she was 16. I was 18.

It was two weeks in. She said, let's get married. And I went, okay. And I went and bought a ring. What decade are we talking? Yeah, what decade is this? Oh, God. I'm not good with numbers.

That's her thing. 2010-ish. Okay. Oh, so not all that long ago. And are you still together? Yeah, it's been 17 years married now. Okay. Wow.

Wow. Okay. How long had you guys been together before you got engaged? Two weeks. Two weeks. Where did you meet Sam? School. She was in school.

I was the high school dropout with the loud car. Yeah, okay. Oh, so that really... It's a bogan love story. Wait, Sam. Does that actually work when you rev your engine? I turn the speakers up, yeah. Yeah.

And so you actually hooked one in? Before they turn 18, it works. Right. Yeah, yeah, turn the speakers up Yeah Before they turn 18 it works Right You win Sam Well congrats Glad to hear it's all going well There you go There are so, so many

So many texts coming through And Ella will read through all of these And I would say Of the texts that we've received, and I'm talking dozens and dozens and dozens of messages, 23 is kind of the consistent number, 21 to 23. And I would say most of the texts that have messaged in, most of the marriages have worked out. Yeah.

By the looks. Yeah. Well, I guess you're not really enticed to message in if it didn't work out as much. No, we got a call from that lady who was divorced by 22. Yeah, true. She was honest. Bree and Clint.

Singapore Airlines, they've had a good year. They've had one of their biggest profit years ever and apparently they've told employees you're going to get around half a year's salary as a bonus. How good. What a great way to do it. We're going to reward you for the amazing year that we had. I feel like that's how companies should operate.

Most of the time. Because it would motivate your staff, theoretically, to work extra hard because they're invested in the success of the company. I mean, that does make sense. And then your boss would go, well, actually, you are invested because our success means you get to keep your job. Yeah, I know, but if we make you more successful,

can't I be more successful? You should be grateful to even have a job in this economy. Like this text here, someone said, we get a share of 10% or any profit our company makes each month and another one at the end of each financial year. How good?

That's good. So 10% of the profit that the company makes gets divvied up between the employees. How good is that? It's a great way of doing it. It's a great incentive to work harder. We're talking work perks that you receive. Someone said we get a massage every Tuesday.

What? Hopefully not from Wayne. A company. The company creep who goes around behind everyone's chair. He's like, can I give you a shoulder rub? Would you like your massage on your shoulders or on your toes? Someone I used to date back in the day at the company they worked for, they would have a masseuse come in like once a week.

Yeah, right. Yeah, and then the masseuse got reported for inappropriate massages. Yeah, right. Yeah, and then the masseuse got reported for inappropriate massages. Oh no! Yeah. The perk became a neg, unfortunately. No, well it was still perk. Oh, that was the issue. It was too perky. Yeah. I worked as a

full-time English language teacher in Japan. We got two months salary twice a year as a bonus. That's not bad. So you got paid for 16 months of the year. as a bonus. That's not bad. So you got paid for 16 months of the year. That's amazing. That is great. Someone else said,

work perk, full personal use of a company car, haven't paid for petrol, servicing, a waft, tyres or insurance for over four years. Pretty decent perk to my job. See, that perk gets better every year. That's amazing. Not paying for fuel? Yeah, yeah. You decent perk to my job. See, that perk gets better every year. That's amazing. Not paying for fuel? Yeah, yeah.

You'd just drive around for fun. You'd just leave the car running, wouldn't you? How good. Jensen's here. G'day, Jensen. Hi, Jensen. Hello. What's the work perk at your work, mate?

There's quite a bit. I mean, I only graduated school in November this past year, and I got thrown onto 100K as a construction project manager. Pardon me? Straight out of school? Straight out of school. Okay. Yep.

Okay, okay. And what other perks come with working in construction? Do you get free high-vis and, like, free hard hats and stuff? Yep, we've got a bit of uh clothing um i've got a vehicle i get a ute that i get to drive around in um what did you study what did you study to start on a hundred thousand dollars um so i studied quantity surveying um but i started off as a builder and i had a boss that was just it it sounded like he was dying already and he was only like maybe upper 30s. Okay.

And yeah, I just said, you know what, stuff this. I'm just going to go into project management. It's only two years instead of the four-year apprenticeship. So did the two years and lo and behold. Jensen, I've always wanted to ask people, like for many, many years, maybe 15 years I've wanted to ask this question. What is surveying? So it's like, if you've got like a house that you want to build, you are the one that's in

charge of like getting a cost price for all the material, the building work, all the permits, everything like that. So you survey all the work that needs to be done and put it into one number. So you're an estimator? Yes, yep. Right. And so are you the people? You're also a project manager too. So you've got to manage the project, manage the contracts,

manage the people. And make sure it comes in at the price that you said. Oh. Okay. So you're like that guy we see on the block that's like keeping everyone in line. Yeah, essentially, yep. Are you the guys, like the foreman?

Is that what they are? Well, that's the one, yeah. Who are the people that you see sometimes in the high-vis and they have the little telescopy thing out on the street? Oh, on the tripod, yeah. Who are those people? I think those are land surveyors. So they look at the land for like civil works, things like that.

Which is completely different to a quantity surveyor. Completely different. The guy that you see on site is usually a site supervisor with the hard hat and the high vis. But I'm the project manager. So I'm the guy that he refers to. He's a land surveyor. You're a quantity surveyor.

And the person who comes and knocks on my door to ask some questions, they're just a regular surveyor. There's probably a Mormon. Mate, there's so many different surveyors. And so was Buffy anything to do with that? Oh no, she was a vampire slayer.

That's where I got confused. Not a surveyor. Yeah. Alright, Jensen, thanks for the call, man. I learned something. Thanks, Jensen. Cheers. Don't worry. Bree and Clint.

We're going to have a round of Let's Get Classical next. We are going to take Ella on. You and I are going to take Ella on at Guessing Songs as quickly as we can. She's on cloud nine. She's wearing a new engagement ring, so I reckon she could be buoyed to success this afternoon. Ella, if you lose today, it's a bad omen. Oh, don't you dare. Get out of here.

Yeah. Play for the ring. I'm trying to psych her out. Play for the ring. If you're so confident, yeah, if we win, we get your ring. Absolutely not. If you win, we pay for your lunch at the pub. Oh, I thought you were going to say pay for the wedding.

Pay for the wedding. Oh, damn. Heck yeah. Don't take it or leave it. You're going to have the second ever wedding held at a KFC restaurant. Would be great for a vegan, wouldn't it? Who do you want to win? Is it Ella or is it Bree and Clint?

Your old mates. The good guys. The people's champions. The ones that are familiar. The underdogs. The lo that are familiar The underdogs The lovable ones Old trusty You can text Brian Clint or Ella to 9696

And if you back the winner you could score 50 KFC chicken dollars Brian Clint Okay let's get classical Cool We're taking on Ella. I'm so distracted today. She is freshly engaged and feeling good, but is that enough to get her the win in Let's Get Classical?

We'll see. We'll see. Claudia's going to run the game. Hello, Claudia. Hello, everyone. So this is Let's Get Classical. It's pop music turned classical. And speaking of that

have you guys seen the new season of Bridgerton no I haven't negative I can't say I've ever watched any of it

I watched the first season but you're not on the third yet nah the sexy bits were good but the rest of it is kind of bizarre I've heard there's

a sexy bit in this one too there's a sexy bit in every one that shows my worst nightmare really Brie doesn't like a costume drama no that's fair had you watched it it would have given you this one too if you're looking out for it. It's a sexy bit in every one. That shows my worst nightmare. Really? Brie doesn't like a costume drama. No.

Oh, that's fair. Not for me. Had you watched it, it would have given you an advantage because all of these songs are in the new season. Oh, stink.

Can I phone a friend? I know someone. No, absolutely not. So the way it works, we'll play the classical version of the song. You need to guess what it is. I need the artist

and the name of the song. So Brie and Clint, you guys are working together. Can I ask a question? Yes. In Bridgerton, do they use classical versions of pop songs? Yes. Oh.

That's cool. So, that's what you've done. You've gone and got the actual Bridgerton versions. Yeah, from the actual soundtrack. Yeah, right. Okay, fancy. I like it. You're so behind.

Okay, and Ella is working on her own. So, when we're good to go, we'll play the first song, just buzz in and tell me all the deets, and I'll give you a point. Okay. Let's go. Breathe. Breathe.

Yes, you've got that. Is it? I know it. I know it. I know it. It's Billie Eilish. It is. Happier than ever.

I was so close. Damn it. You're lying. Oh, that was close. That was real close. I was so close. Arguably the greatest Billie Eilish song, too. Honestly, yep.

That's good call from you. There's a song on the new album where you can tell she's trying to replicate it. The greatest song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's trying to do the same thing as this song. Nah, nah, nah. She nailed that. Okay, one point for Bree and Clint. All right. Oh, crap. Ready. She's trying to do the same thing as this song. Nah, nah, nah. She nailed that. Okay, one point for Bree and Clint.

All right. Oh, crap. Ready. Here's another. What's that? I have no idea. What is it? Oh.

Oh. Oh, Bree. Oh, Brie! It's Nick Jonas. Oh, yes. Yes! The greatest Billie Eilish song followed up by the greatest Jonas Brothers song. Can you play it again? Yeah. What? I don't hear it.

I didn't hear it there either. It's when the next part comes in. To confuse you. I hear it. Not yet. This part. Not yet. It's fine. I'm getting music up and I'm puffing my chest. I'm getting red in the face.

You can tell I'm obsessed. Man, it cuts, man. That was Dick Jonas. Should we do the last one for fun? Yeah, let's do the last one for fun. Breeze, Nevada, Clean Sweep. Breeze! No, Breeze!

And See You Cheap Thrill! I don't know. I was going to say Jesper Sito from Justin Bieber. It's my week. You know what? I think you need to watch Bridgerton. Maybe I do. Maybe it's for me.

Maybe this is your niche. Oh, damn it. It was too much. Too many things going on. That means we have won, Clint and I, for Patrick, who backed us in. G'day, Patrick. G'day, how are you going? We're good.

50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Looking forward to it. That'll be my feed. Sounds good, man. Go get one of the new Korean Double Downs. Thanks, Patrick. Bree and Clint. Clint, get the mind-blowing sound effects ready

because I'm about to blow your mind. Came across this interesting thread on Facebook, actually, which was just titled, Mind-blowing facts thatacts That Sound Fake. Okay. So they're so mind-blowing that they actually sound fake. Okay. Can I just check before you broadcast these?

Have you fact-checked them to say that they aren't fake? No. You're just going to go with them? I trust people. You're entering your boomer era where you just take Facebook as fact? Verbatim. Okay. I trust them.

Okay. I mean, you know, it's not... No, fair enough. Fair enough. You raise a good point, but we're here now. Nobatim. Okay. I trust him. Okay. I mean, you know, it's not. No, fair enough. Fair enough. You raise a good point, but we're here now. No, no, no. We're here now. No, no, no.

Don't ever let the truth get in the way of a good story. Okay, wait. Hold on. I'll cover my ass. Yeah. Take these facts with a grain of salt. Okay? You couldn't see that Brie put those air quotation marks around facts, which is the opposite

of the word fact, But that's fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Facts. Okay. They heard it in my voice. Ready? Facts.

All right. Okay. First one. First one. Do we have to say whether this blows our mind or not? Yes. Okay. Producers, you need to be in on this.

Ready to judge. Okay. Two thumbs up. Two out of three, it gets a mind blow. Okay. Okay. Here it comes. Humans live closer to the time of the T-Rex than the T-Rex lived closer to the time of the Stegosaurus. What?

Oh. So we are closer in living time with the T-Rex than the T-Rex was with the Stegosaurus. And that's another dinosaur. Yes. Wow. Okay. Thumbs up. Th? Yes. Wow, okay. Thumbs up. Thumb up?

I'm going down. What do you mean? That's cool. Dinosaurs live for a long time. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Thank you. I'll give it to you because I didn't know it.

Great. I'll take that then. I mean, you drill into it too much and you go, the dinosaurs lived for hundreds of millions of years. Yeah, exactly. And we've only been around for a few thousand. But isn't it mind-blowing that we live closer to the T-Rex

than another fellow dinosaur, the Stegosaurus did? We already gave it to you. Okay. Who's next? Oh yeah, we've all gone and got some too. Do you want another? I've got another one. I've got one ready for you. A horse normally has more than one horsepower.

A study in 1993 showed that the maximum power a horse can produce is 18,000 watts, which is equal to around 24 horsepower. I like that fact. You like that one? I got one. I got one. You started speaking numbers. I didn't know it, so I have to give it to you.

One horse has 24 horsepower. That's incredible. When you word it like that, that's cool. Yeah, that measurement seems a bit skew-iff. It's off. What about you guys? Who's up next? I've got one.

Everyone knows actor Sean Bean. S-E-A-N-B-E-A-N. Bean. He was born Sean Bean. S-E-A-N-B-E-A-N. Bean. He was born Sean Bean, but not as we know it. His name was spelt S-H-A-U-N. He renamed himself to be Sean Bean. That's weird. Wait, who's Sean Bean?

The actor. The actor. Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings. Don't worry about it. There's a guy who goes under the name S-E-A-N-B-E-A-N. Scene Bean. Pronounced Sean Bean. But he changed his spelling.

Not Sean Born or Seen Bean. But why did he change it to the worst way? I don't know, but he did, and that is a fact. I'm going up. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Eh. Okay.

I got a good one. I'm not that mind blown by that. It's just a guy's name. It's because you don't know who he is. Yeah. Look at a picture of him. You'll know him. Yeah.

Educate yourself, fool. Now, be educated, fools. Fleas can jump 350 times its body length. I'll give you a pass. Yeah. Makes sense. They're very small. Wow, okay.

I was very excited by that. I've got a good one, guys. Wow. I've got a good one. Do you want a gross one or an amazing one? Gross one. Amazing. Okay, they both said gross.

Oh, no, how gross? But then I'll give you the amazing one after. Okay. The air you breathe in a train station is 15% human skin. If you think leaving a train station will save you from inhaling skin, just know that about 80% of the floating specks you see in the sun are also skin. Oh, no. I'm really precious about my air.

You need those Dyson headphones. It's thumbs down because I hated it. Yeah, it's down. That's disgusting. Didn't like it. I cleaned out the inside of my stick vac on the weekend. What's that? I unscrewed it and took it all apart.

It's just caked, caked skin. You guys can do that? What? Why would you clean your vacuum? The vacuum cleans you. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, what's cleaning a vacuum?

It stops sucking. That was the issue. Okay, I've got one more for you. Dogs have evolved muscles around their eyes, which allow them to make expressions humans find particularly appealing. These, in turn, cause dogs' eyes to appear larger and more infant-like, meaning that humans have a strong desire to look after them. And they did that to appeal to us, not to other dogs.

Yes. Wow. I love that. That's how they've evolved. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, dogs are working us. Yeah, they're on the hustle. Yeah.

Okay, a cloud. I got this one. Do you like this one? Yeah, this one's good. A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. What the heck? I've never thought about tonnes. What the heck? I've never thought about that. Gas.

Gas, liquid. No. Moisture. Rain. A cloud typically has a volume of around one kilometre cubed and a density of around, oh, who cares about that, a million tonnes for a cloud. To put it into perspective, a fully laden Airbus A380 plane

weighs 560 tonnes. And a cloud weighs a million tonnes. And it's just floating around up there. God, who would have thought, looking at it, that it weighed that much? How can you go through it in a plane? I don't know about that. That's interesting. When I eat enough stone fruit, the gases in me would weigh that, I reckon.

But you're impenetrable. I am. Bree and Clint. Look, I think it's about time we bring back Bree and Clint's What Did Your Dog Eat? What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what, what did the dog eat? What, what, what, what, what did the dog eat? What? What? What? What? What did the dog eat? What?

What? What? What? What did the dog eat? That's right, it goes for a long time. What? What? Everyone settle in.

What did the dog eat? What? What? What? What? What? That noise at the end, eh? That's the dog.

Does sound like a dog eating dog food. Look, it's happened again. A dog has eaten something it shouldn't have, and this time it's resulted in a divorce. Oh, okay. So this was on the website Reddit, because you and I like to go on Reddit sometimes. Yeah, yeah.

And a vet has recalled one of the worst days she's had on the job. Right. She said a woman arrived with a puppy that was very sick and they said, all right, we need to do an X-ray because normally a lot of the time puppies do eat everything. So we just need to see what's going on. Hopefully it shows up on the X-ray. They did an X-ray on the puppy,

which found something was obstructing the puppy in its stomach or its bowels. And anyway, they had to perform surgery on the puppy. When they did surgery, they removed one item in particular. Yeah. A G-string. Oh. Oh. But not the wife's G-string. Oh. Oh. But not the wife's G-string.

The wife never wore G-strings. Yeah. So she knew it wasn't hers. Yeah. She confronted her husband about it. Mm-hmm. And he confessed to having a mistress. And they'd been having an affair for many years.

Straight away. He didn't even go with, oh, the dog must have gone out into the neighbour's yard. Well, who knows? He probably tried that. Yeah. Nah, you got to front foot it. You might as well. You know?

Imagine being the vet in that situation and being like, oh, look, the puppy's eaten one of your G-strings and then the woman's like, I don't wear G-strings. Yeah. Oh, do you have a daughter? No. Because she would say, show me the G-string. You know? Because you'd want proof. You'd want to go and dangle it in front of the husband would say, show me the G-string. You know? Because you'd want proof.

You'd want to go and dangle it in front of the husband and go, what does the G-string look like? Whose is this? Yeah. Plus, do girls write their name on the inside of their G-string? Because then you could figure out who he'd been having the affair with. Not normally. Right.

No. You don't get those little iron-on tags or anything for the inside of the G-string? Not usually. Yeah, right. There's barely enough material to cover the bits we want. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah. Caught red-handed.

Caught red-handed, which brings me... Doggy style. Literally, which brings me to our double-barrelled phone-er this afternoon. One, what did your dog eat? Or two, what was the weird or unusual way you found out someone was cheating? That involved a dog. No, it doesn't have to involve a dog. Oh.

But more points if it does. Okay, yeah, right. But that's a third one. You win the phone topic today. If you call up with a story about something your dog ate that revealed that your partner was cheating. Yeah. What could they have eaten that would reveal it other than a phone?

But we will settle for great stories about things that your dog has eaten that they haven't eaten as well. 0800 dials at M or you can text 9696. What did your dog eat? What? What? What? What?

What? What? Yeah, short one that time. That's a short one. God, someone could have told me. Brian Clint. Now I look like an idiot on the radio Get your stories and we'll get you on the radio next Brie and Clint

It's time to do this What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what What did the dog eat? You played the long one again What, what, what, what What what did the dog eat? Oh, you played the long one again. What, what, what, what did the dog eat?

I was hoping you played the long one again. Yeah, I know. It's my favourite. I am to please. This segment where we ask you guys what was the dog eaten that it shouldn't have. Yeah, we just found out about a lady who learnt her husband was cheating on her because their puppy ate a G-string that didn't belong to her. And she did not wear G-strings.

The vet had to surgically remove it. Dogs love undies, eh? Who pays the vet bill in that situation? The mistress. Good point. It's her G-string caused the blockage. So we've asked you the question, what did the dog eat? And can I just say, early off the bat, it is not looking good for Labradors.

Oh. Labradors are the worst. The stigma never goes well for Labradors. I remember when we took our puppy, Whitney Houston, in when she was just like four months old because she ate a balloon. Yeah. And they were like, oh, don't worry. A Labrador puppy was just in here earlier because it ate a gold hoop earring. Oh.

Yeah. I was Oh, yeah. I was like, geez. Our Labrador Tilly ate a sponge whole. It came out intact. Yeah, I bet it was a scrub daddy. We've got a Labradorc. Great word for it. We've got a Labradorc and he ate a whole rat. Had to take him to the vets to vomit it up.

Was not impressed. It also came out whole. Was it a pet rat had to take him to the vets to vomit it up, was not impressed. It also came out whole. Was it a pet rat? Good question. Because how come it had to vomit it back up? Well, it was whole. It didn't chew it. Yeah, that's fine.

It just swallowed a whole rat. Oh, would it get stuck? Well, sounds like it. Our dog, Bella, who was a bull mastiff, used to eat parrots whole, beaks and everything. And then when they'd come out the other end, her poos. Yeah. Had feathers all through them.

Jeez, what a way to go. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. What did the dog eat? My dog ate through my internet fibre cable. No!

Oh, that's the worst one. Does that mean chorus have to come out and fix it? Yep. It was through the conduit and then through the cable, and after talking to three different people probably on the phone, someone came out and fixed it. Yeah, he was so sick of you watching Netflix, wanted your attention back.

Probably. What sort of dog was it? Lab, Staffy Special. Labrador. Labrador. Thank you. Thank you, Emma. Hungry buggers, the Labradors. Let's go to Jenna. Hi,ador. Labrador. Thank you. Thank you, Emma. They're hungry buggers, the Labradors.

Let's go to Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hey, mine's not a Labrador, but SPA, CA and pound official, so all sorts of stuff in there. Okay, all sorts involved. Yep. Eight through the power cable for the laptop.

Ooh. We also know that Sky Remote costs $25. The first one replacement was free. We probably spent close to $200. Whoa, okay. How many remotes is it, Jude? We've given up counting. We know the Sky remotes because you pay for those.

The other TV, like the Samsung and stuff, the new TV, has been very heavy, and that is like the precious cargo. Everyone knows where that remote is. It's nowhere near the dog. It must be the staffy specials because my rescue Meryl Streep, she's a staffy special cross and she, remember she

went through all the Samsung remotes? Yeah, Samsung sent Brie a box of remotes. And I'm ever grateful but we're very careful with the Nauru, she'll just eat them. Yeah, totally. Okay, thanks, Jenna. That's great. Let's go to Gemma. Hi, Gemma.

Hi, Gemma. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did your dog eat? My dog ate my Mother's Day Ferrero Rochers. Hey, Gemma. Gemma. Yeah.

Are you sure it wasn't you? Oh, guys, look what the dog did. Oh, bad dog. Oh, naughty dog. Bad dog. Yeah, we were all out for the afternoon and she had a good old feast. She unwrapped them and everything.

Oh, did she, Gemma? Did she? Which is weird because, yeah, wow, that's... Gemma's like, oh, look, the dog's used her thumbs to unwrap them Ferrero Rocher. I love it, Gemma. Thanks, Gemma. Oh, what sort of dog?

What sort of dog? She's a staffy. Staffy? Yep, the staffies are hungry buggers too, aren't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Thank you, Gemma. Hey, Gemma, you enjoy those Ferrero Rochers, okay?

Thank you. They are good, aren't they? My enjoy those Ferrero Rochers, okay? Thank you. They are good, aren't they? My Labrador used to eat concrete. Concrete? Yeah, our dog ate the corner off our house. My dog ate the babysitter's undies. Oh, see, that'll get you in trouble. That's like the story that we just told of another person's undies come out of your dog.

It's very hard to explain to your partner. Someone said our lab ate my husband's false teeth. No. Our black lab eats the crutch out of our house sitter's undies. Dogs love the crotch, don't they? My aunties, my aunties too, King Charles Cavaliers, were just fiends for the crotch of undies. And if you left them out even for a second,

like if you didn't put them in the hamper, you had crotchless undies. That's it. It was like a delicacy to them. They see it, they like it, they want it, they got it. What did the dog eat? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday thing. We just want your birthday bangers, which are the number one songs when you turn 16.

We do all the calculations, the math in here, and then we tell you what it is, and we play our favourite one. Welcome to the show, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, guys. How was your Tuesday? Oh, it was amazing. Love in the rain. Fun in the rain. Wait, are you being sarcastic or being serious?

Oh, extremely sarcastic. Okay, good. Where are you in the country? I'm in Manama. Did you guys get pounded by the rain? I think, yes. Yeah, I was down to sleep, but yeah, it was pretty wet when I woke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm always interested to know, because I grew up on a farm, and my dad was obsessed with the rain gauge. Does everyone have a rain gauge? Do you have one, Katie?

I do not, but, you know, people with their notice board post, they said there was about 18 mils overnight. 18 mils, that's a fair bit. Yeah. That's a lot. Some areas got 80 mils. 80's a fair bit. Yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot around. Some areas got 80 mils. 80?

Overnight. That's a lot. That's a lot. That is a lot. It's not Rotorua. No, I know. Rotorua got pounded. Guys, we could talk rain chat all afternoon here,

but we need to move on, Katie. We need to move on. What is your birthday, mate? So 19th of October, 1989. All right, Katie. We need to move on. What is your birthday, mate? So 19th of October, 1989. All right, Katie. That means you were 16 in 2005. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. It's a beauty from Riri, Katie.

Riri's great. Just going off at the local pub slash nightclub in Matamata. What is the night spot in Matamata? Look, I have to say I grew up more in Hamilton, so that was... Outback. Yeah, baby. I hear you.

I've had a few nights out at Outback. Okay. I had to leave my shoes there because I got stuck to the floor. Stuck to the floor. Oh, dear. Okay, wait there, Katie. We're going to do a birthday b floor. Stuck to the floor. Oh, dear. Okay, wait there, Katie. We're going to do a birthday banger for Ken. Hi, Ken.

Hi, Ken. Hey, guys. Mate, how was your Tuesday? Yeah, it was pretty good. I got rid of some old records and stuff. You got rid of some, did you say? Yeah, I had suitcases full of them, so I had to get rid of them. Right.

He's a collector. All right, Ken, let's do your birthday banger. Let's see what you got. What's your date of birth? So let's get rid of them. Right. He's a collector. All right, Ken, let's do your birthday banger. Let's see what you've got. What's your date of birth? December 9, 1987. All right. Happy birthday for a few weeks ago, Ken. You were 16, though, in 2003.

And on that day, this was at the top. Good era, hey. The early 2000s for music. Yeah, tune. Sean Paul. Did you have this on vinyl, Ken? Shut up, hey. The early 2000s for music. Yeah, tune. Sean Paul. Did you have this on vinyl, Ken? Shana Paul. Shana Paul, no.

Nah. Shana Paul! Ken, my son. I spoke to you guys the other day. I actually did. I had to see you two. Oh, did you come down to our Blockbuster Binge-a-thon? Yeah, I was on.

It was really nice. Can I? Yes, remember you, Ken. Ah! Yes, hello there. All right, one more birthday banger for Emma-connors. Yes, remember you, Ken. Yes, hello there. All right, one more birthday banger for Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi, guys. What did you get up to for your Tuesday, Emma? I got lucky that the extracurricular activities after school were indoor, not outdoor today. How good. Oh, wait. Oh. How good, because it wasn't raining.

Yes. Are you talking about actual kids after school activities? I thought you were saying you had some indoor extracurricular activity going on. Ah, okay. Well, that is a win, Emma. And it was your birthday last week as well. Yep. Okay.

Well, happy birthday for last week. What day exact? Thank you. The 11th. All right. That means you were 16, Emma, and 84 the year 2000, and this is your birthday banner. Let me see that.

Let me see you go. Wow. That's a big one. That's a big one. I like it when I see you go. That's a tune. What? What? We played this a couple of weeks ago, and when we did,

I learned for the first time ever that this song samples a Beatles song. Really? Yeah, it samples Eleanor Rigby. At the start, those violins. Eleanor Rigby. Do you like it, Emma? I do. I think there's been three good ones today. Yeah, three good ones. I have to agree with it, Emma? I do. I think there's been three good ones today.

Yeah, three good ones. I have to agree with you, Emma. I have strong feelings, and I think it needs to be Sean Paul. Yep. I agree. Get busy, Sean Paul. Ken, you smashed it. Well done.

You've just won birthday banger. Finish. Nice work, Ken. You've taken it out. In a very hard round of birthday banging, can I say? From the year 2003, here is Junderball. Doing it on, right back up.

Brian Clint, Zedim. Brian Clint, that's Sean Paul and Get Busy. That's going out to Jordy and Rebecca. God, he's so iconic. And you know what? His career has spanned decades and decades. He's still doing music. He was on that little mix song.

Yes, he was on that little mix song recently. He could get on the back end of a SZA song next week and you wouldn't have a problem with it. Who's getting on the back end of a SZA? That sounds like a good time. Sean Paul. Sean Paul. Sean Paul, however, SZA.

Good night out. Next on the show. You would, eh? Shana Paul Sean Paul and Cesar and goodnight out next on the show you would eh absolutely just to say that you did yeah do it for the plot line I'd do it just for fun

I was on reddit today which is not like me but I was on the New Zealand reddit page did you manage to figure out how to get on there

did you yeah yeah yeah you were asking me how do I get on to this I think that's why I was on there, did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were asking me, how do I get onto this Reddit website? I think that's why I was on there. Yeah, I was thinking about it. And I saw this post from someone that said, is it Kiwi to not wear shoes in the house or am I simply a germaphobe?

Which is a conversation you and I have had a lot. We have talked about this a lot. And then we've also talked about like there's your upbringing and whatever kind of household, shoes on or shoes off household, you were brought up in, does that affect who you will be in the future? And I think we found that it doesn't. I think we found, I actually think we found a correlation that whatever you had growing up is the opposite of what you have.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when you're an adult. So it does affect it, but not in the way that you would think. Yeah, it's opposite. This person said, I'm half Maori, and we've always been taught that you don't wear shoes in the house. And I've always grown up believing that both for respect and for hygiene, you don't wear shoes in the house.

Makes sense. But here's where I have this debate. My Pākehā side simply do not care about the no shoe policy. They say, if it's a quick visit, shoes can stay on. If it's a cup of tea or longer, shoes are left at the door. But wouldn't that track dirt and germs into the house regardless?

I'm told I'm a germaphobe for mopping the floor after someone's shoe has so much gone beyond the entryway. But I'm sorry, those germs need to stay out of my house. Yeah, see, those rules don't make sense. You're either shoes off or shoes on. No, they don't.

And I think if you're doing it for germ purposes, you're a germophobe. But if you're doing it for respect purposes, that's different. If it's like cultural purposes, like I don't think the Maori upbringing thing is about germs necessarily. It's about respect.

So just quickly to state our politics, are you shoes on or shoes off? We're a dog household, so we're shoes on. Shoes on, and you've got hardwood floors. And we've got hardwood floors, yeah. I've got kids, so shoes on. Because getting them to put their shoes back on is the hardest thing in the world. So I'd be happier if they slept in their shoes, to be honest.

Yeah, you don't care. Shoes stay on. I was a friend of the show and my podcast co-host, How To Dad, Jordan Watson's house on the weekend. And before he even gave me the option to take my shoes off, I was walking towards the door and he goes, by the way, take your shoes off, please. Bloody Pakiha. And I said, I was going to. Thank you very

much. Were you though? Yeah, I'll always take them off at someone else's house. Oh, see, I'll always ask. Yeah, right. Like if they say wear shoes off household, then I'll always take them off. But I want to check. We're going to poll a couple of well-known New Zealanders now. We've gone into our phone books to pick someone out.

Who have you picked? I'm going to go with Guy Williams. Okay. Okay. I picked Dame Susan Devoy. What do you reckon Guy Williams is? Shoes on. Shoes on?

Yeah, I reckon shoes on. Knowing Dame Susan Devoy, I reckon she's a shoes off. Okay. Who should we call first? We can call Dame Susan Devoy first. Okay. Claudia, if you could. Former Race Relations Commissioner.

Is that the crew you're giving her, not Squash World Champion? Squash World Champion and also CTI alumni. Hello. Is that Dame Susan Devoy? Could be. Dame Susan Devoy, it's Pring Clint from ZM. How are you? Jesus, to what do I owe the pleasure?

A very, very quick question, and it's very quick. Yes, and then we'll leave you alone. We've got a bit of a bet running, Susan. Are you and your household shoes on or shoes off? Shoes off. Shoes off. I knew it. I called it, didn't I?

Really? I know her too well. For germs or respect? I just can't be bothered. Yeah, right. Fair enough. Okay. Thanks, Dame Susan.

We appreciate your time. Thanks, Dame Susan. I love to hear from you. Bye. Love you. Bye. Okay, Connect Guy Williams. We're one from one. We're one from one. thanks Dame Susan we appreciate your time thanks Dame Susan I love to hear from you bye love you bye okay connect Guy Williams we're one from one we're one from one

you said shoes on shoes on now I know he's in Brisbane at the moment okay what is he a magic round is he

hello Guy Williams it's Bree and Clint calling from ZM does he still do comedy does he I still do comedy I'm very successful

Bree why are you so mean to me I just I pick do comedy. I'm very successful. Why are you so mean to me? I pick up the phone, I assume it's some sort of scam because who calls from an 09 number and now I'm just overhearing you guys talking behind my back very rudely. We've got a quick question for you and we've already

placed our bets on what the answer is. When it comes to shoes in the house, Guy Williams, are you shoes on or shoes off? Shoes off, obviously. Really? Oh, I forgot, you're a germaphobe. I forgot about this. Oh, because I put you down in shoes on.

But no, Bree, when Guy travels, he needs to have a special case just for his shoes. He can't put his shoes raw dog in his suitcase. So your shoes, shoes off. Yeah, is that not surprising? Who else's shoes off? Dame Susan Devoy. She's shoes off. Dame Susan Devoy. Yeah, Dame Susan Devoy. What random celebrities do you have for this game?

No, oh my God. And can I say I don't have a special shoe bag? Just a plastic rubbish bag is what I put my shoes in. Plastic rubbish bag? That's the worst thing you could possibly say. I thought you were supporting the Green Party. Plastic rubbish bag. Yeah, I use it, I reuse it. It's just like, you know, it's a liner. Okay, okay.

Do you know what's gross? Yeah. If you go to a men's toilet, there's just piss all over the floor. It's true. Yeah. And Clint just wears his shoes around, walks his folks up on the piss, and then walks around his house,

the floors that his kids are probably licking, and then just puts those shoes into his bag with other clothes. I have seen the kids lick the floor. You're hanging out at men's toilets, okay? Leave me out of this. I've got another question for Guy Williams while we're here. You know when you go wheeze, do you use toilet paper to dab it off or are you just shaking?

While I'm annoyed at this question and by the insults, I am also very passionate about this topic. And, yes, you need to dab and all men out there should be dabbing. I want to be on part of that. See? I'm with you, Guy that i'm with you i was shocked to learn that clint says no guys are dabbing and i call bs on it i actually will often try and go into a stall so i can get the dab effect because you can't really do it a urinal you can't you know this is too revealing um guys thank you sorry for the ambush and thank you for your time.

Oh, my God. If you guys want to call me and talk to me about my toilet habits. I would love to. Who would have thought Guy Williams is my twin flame? That's former comedian Guy Williams. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. Brian Clint. Yeah, don't make that noise after this.

That was in the song. Don't make that noise after that song. That was in the song. You know what that noise after that song. That was in the song. You know what you just did. You know what you did. Stop trying to make it look like I am doing things that I'm not. Anyway. See?

Stop playing that sound effect. No sound effect. Stop it! Let's get out of here. We've got to go. I'm going to another comedy show. I love this time of year. International Best Foods Comedy Show.

Mayo in comedies. How many comedy shows are you going to? This will be my fourth. Jeez. It goes for three weeks. Yeah. So I've been to a couple each week. Who's tonight?

Tonight is Laura Daniel. Oh, so I've been to a couple each week. Who's tonight? Tonight is Laura Daniel. Oh, we love Laura Daniel. Doing a solo show for the first time in a long time. So that's going to be very very fun. Yes, but I heard produced by her husband Joseph. Yes. So I'm very excited about that. So let's not give her all the credit.

Shut up. She's brilliant. She is brilliant And I'm obviously joking If you want some recommendations for this week Get out and see James Musterpick Which I'll see him tomorrow night And also

You can't recommend him if you haven't seen it yet Oh but I've seen him in previous years He's very very good And Rhiannon McCall who's up for the Billy T Go see her too Oh exciting Yeah she's great Cool there you go

Have a great night Whatever you're doing And we will catch you back tomorrow Rhiannon McCall, who's up for the Billy T. Go see her too. Oh, exciting. Yeah, she's great. Cool. There you go. Have a great night, whatever you're doing, and we will catch you back tomorrow on the Brie and Clint show. Bye-bye. See ya. Play ZM's Brie and Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.