ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st May 2025

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

Can Tony Lyall get a hoyeah? What's a trend you'll never buy into? Our first guest round of Gaydar with Eli Matthewson!  Deathbed confessionals.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. The Double Down is back. Try it in the all new Korean mayo or cheesy hash. And now coming to you live from the ZM studios. In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Breanne Clint.

Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Breanne Clint show. G'day, g'day, g'day. Happy Wednesday. We've got a packed hump for you today. Two comedians coming in. Tony Lyle, who used to be on the project, is coming in. He's going to try and get a year. We are testing all all the comedians whether or not they can get a high year. We're also gonna have Eli Matthewson in he's gonna be the first third in our first third in gaydar. Yeah he's gonna be in our throuple for gaydar we'll see how he goes he does have a lot of experience. In throuples? Not throuples but in the in the gay area. Running as gay dar.

Yeah. Where's the gay area? Everywhere. We're also gonna crown, we've decided we're gonna call that we're gonna crown the first ever millennial today. We believe we've found them. So we're gonna draw a line under it and we're gonna award the title of New Zealand's the world's first ever millennial this afternoon. And do you feel like we're going to rectify some wrongs that were done to this person? Possibly, yeah, there could be some healing in this for them. Yeah, yeah. Just because of what we know. Yeah, this could be a full circle moment. Yeah, absolutely. So we weren't kidding. It's a jam packed show. We're also going to open ZM's International ATM at 4pm.

That's free cash, you just need to be listening at 5 to 4 for the activator. But first, Trady vs Lady. 50 bucks on the line, if you want it then you've got to play 0800 DIAL ZM. You can call now. We'll hopefully get you on. Play ZM's Breein Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. All right, here we go. Let's get it cracking. The Trady's on 33, the Lady's on 40. Did I update the score yesterday?

Doesn't seem like it. I feel like I didn't. Well, the Trady's aren't gonna be ahead of one-one, but we will get that score fixed up. Do you remember? No. I have to check the tape. I feel like the tradies won yesterday.

Yeah, the tradies won so I feel like it could be 34 to 40. Could be 34. Okay. We will make sure that that is corroborated and updated. First though, let's go to our lady. She's calling from North Waikato. She's 35 and she can impersonate Adele. Well you know we're going to make her do it.

Welcome to the show, Jess. Hi Jess. Kia ora. No I wanna ask what's your favourite toasted sandwich? No I'm just kidding I want to hear the Adele impression. Oh gosh okay it's a singing impression not a talking impression. Great. So here you go. Even better. Never mind I'll find someone like you I wish nothing but the best for you So don't forget me That's not bad Pretty bloody good I remember you said

Nothing Oh gosh I forgot the words Ahhhhh Yes! Not easy to do! You're not going to believe this, our tradie's calling from Napier and he does a Whitney Houston impersonation. Welcome to the show, Jacob. Hi Jacob. Hey guys, how's it going?

We're going to need to hear that Whitney Houston impression. I want to dance with somebody who's our favourite. Just kidding, he's a builder who loves the surf. Welcome to the show, Jacob. Thanks guys, thanks for having me. Are you rocking longboard, shortboard? Short and long. Oh, you do both? Yeah, yep.

Horses for courses. Something like that. Okay, Jacob, your buzzer is trading. Jeff, yours is lady. Whoever gives us three answers correct first this afternoon will win $50 cash and an encore performance from Jess New Zealand's answer to Adele. We want rolling in the deep.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Question number one. Who was New Zealand's first female Prime Minister? Lady. Yes, Jess. Jenny Shipley. Well done. Sure bloody was Jenny Shipley. Yes, Jess. Jenny Shipley? It sure bloody was Jenny Shipley. Often overlooked because she wasn't

elected. People often say Helen Clark. Yeah. Yeah. But no, Jenny Shipley was the first. Okay, one to the ladies, question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Come on, Jess. Shania Twain. It sure is. Two to the ladies, you need this one Jacob, rough start for you. You need it here to stay in the game. Question number three, which city

is referred to as the Big Apple? Trady. Yes Jacob. New York. New York. Well done he's in the game here we go two to the ladies one to the Trades. Question number four what animal would you find on the Levi's jeans logo? Uh Trady. Yes Jacob. I'll say a dog. No. Worth a guess. No Jess you want to guess? I'll say a dog. No. Worth a guess. No. Jess, you want to guess? I was going to say kangaroo, but I know they're not Australian.

No. Is it a horse? It is a horse. Should have went with horse. OK, no points there for anyone. Question number five. In the Pixar movie Up, what does the old man float away in? Lady.

Jess, for the win. His house. His house. Covered in balloons. Well done. Jess for the win. His house. His house. Covered in balloons. Well done. Well done. And let's just bring down the music. Let Jess have some room.

No, not again. I'm fully shaking. Encore, encore. Water under the bridge. We want more. I can't even think of any lyrics now because you put me on this spot. Rolling in the TV.

We could have had it all. What about um... I set fire to the rain. Not bad. Pretty good. We'll take it. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. There's a new trend on social media at the moment where people are posting lists of the Pretty good. We'll take it. There's a new trend on social media at the moment where people are posting lists of the propaganda that they are not falling for.

It's all over TikTok at the moment. It'll be on Instagram Reels in about six to eight months. And most of them are social media things that that like. Well, they're not social media things, but they're things that being chronically on social media would have you believe are popular okay things that you have to do or things that you have to try or things that you have to own or buy do you know what I mean I know what you mean it's the stuff that gets pushed down into your feed and rammed down your throat to be like this is the new thing this is what it is amazing exactly everyone else is using it some examples of propaganda that people are not falling for yeah give it to me matcha or just matcha everywhere matcha

everything just matcha flavored everything all of a sudden matcha matcha matcha and that's not to say that matcha isn't delicious but matcha I can't say I've tried all that much so I can't comment. All that mucher. Yeah. Mucher ado about nothing. It's propaganda that people are not falling for. Oh, normal people doing OnlyFans and making a living or getting really rich.

You know how that's the main storyline you see? You're like, I was a lawyer and then I did OnlyFans and now I own a yacht. And I'm a millionaire. I'm a millionaire. Yeah. Text us on 9696 we could be wrong but were you... No don't Bre doesn't need any more encouragement to join OnlyFans. I do think about it from time to time. Propaganda people are not falling for according to this trend people liking the taste of martinis. Yeah not good. It's a out there drink to order. It's yuck.

And it tastes like pure gasoline, in my experience. The only good thing about it is the olive. Yeah. I like the olive. And then you've got to like olives to like the olive. I feel like if I had any martini, it'd be a dirty martini. Yeah, that's what the olive juice in it, isn't it? To take some of the rocket fuel taste away.

Even then, even more disgusting. So propaganda that people are not falling for run clubs. Yeah, the run clubs have never hooked me in. Claudia, you're newly single. How close have you come to falling for a run club? I'm never going to do a run club, but I am like, I could do a 10k. Oh, don't do it. But I don't want to, Oh, don't do it.

But I don't want to, realistically. Don't do it to yourself. You're the recently 30, recently single victim of a half marathon. Just do the, go the other way and just like go get a tattoo or something. You wanted to do that. I do instead of a couch to 5k, I'll do a 5k to couch.

Do an Eat, Pray, Love. Get a Harley. I like the 5k to couch. I'll get a motorbike. Propaganda people are not following for LinkedIn. I don't like, did you guys know that if you go onto someone's profile it tells them that you've been on it. Yeah LinkedIn is the creepiest of all the platforms.

That's why I get Brianna Thomas-Hall has viewed your profile 54 times today. I don't think I'm even on there anymore, they banned me. Propaganda, people are not falling for 10-step skincare routines. I love a skincare routine. If that 10 steps though. Yeah, the more the better. I'm a 3, maybe if I'm feeling like motivated 4 max. I'm a 1. Yeah, but you're not a 1 because that means you either don't clean your face or you don't moisturise your face.

I'm a two. Which one is it? She's 21. None of us moisturised our face when we were 21. I'm a two. This is what you'll look like if you remain a two. And last one I've got, propaganda people say they're not falling for, although Claudia has already fallen for this.

La boo boo's. She did. You felt you walked right into that one. I was into it before it was a trim here, okay? Oh, yeah right. How come I only saw your labooboo this week? Cause that's when I got it, but I've wanted one for about a year.

By the way, by the way. You made a labooboo. No one caught HR on me for looking at Claudia's labooboo. That's the name of the little troll dolls that people are hanging off their bags. Yeah, I'm not buying it. We want to know, I know at $800 a day, what's the propaganda that you're not falling for? Are we gonna share ours? Yeah what's yours? Well I've got three vitamins, which and this

one's supplements or just collagen powders. I'm not fallen for it and weighted blankets. Although you did. Give me anxiety. Yeah I fell for it and now I'm out of the trap again. Yeah but I do have a very expensive weighted blanket if anyone would like to buy it. Claudia the victim of most of these things what are you not falling for? I'm not falling for that cottage cheese thing that you're doing. I love cottage cheese. You put it on everything. Oh my god, I'm putting it in everything. It's so good for you.

I'm putting it in everything. So creamy. Just get your protein somewhere else. Pixie, what propaganda are you not falling for? I reckon that book talk trend. Like read a book if you want to read a book but don't make it your whole personality. Yeah. Yeah.

I like that. From someone who doesn't read. And thrifteen as well. Oh, I quite like thrifteen. I can't get behind it. Maybe you just haven't been to the right thrift store. I like that. Someone who doesn't read and thrifting as well. Oh I can't get behind it. Maybe you just haven't been to the right thrift store Thanks. He's like I like my clothing newly from a fruit a sweatshop. I Like it to smell like child labor

800 dials in him or text to 9696 Let's put the full list of propaganda that people are not falling for together this afternoon. We'd love to hear yours. 0800DIX or text to 9696, did I say that? You sure did. Can't say it enough. That is Franklin. The new social media trend is stating the propaganda that you refuse to fall for. Social media tells you these things are popular or must haves and you're like, nah, nah, I'm

not giving in to this one. And we gave out some examples before. My ones... Yeah I was going to say you never gave us yours. Calisthenics. Calisthenics. The amount of times, did anyone get advertised calisthenics? Is that like isogenics? Nah it's like a body weight program that's meant to make you really ripped. You gotta pay for the app. Did you pay for it? No. Because I'm not falling for it. Did you nearly fall

into it? I thought about it. Yeah. Hirox. Yeah. I'm not falling, I'm not gonna be a Hiroxer. Don't lift this clip off on the off chance that I get into Hirox in the next 24 months, but I don't think I am. I'm not gonna do Hirox. And if I am, I'm not gonna post about it. I know I would never do Hirox. And Bitcoin. Whereas you, I would not hedge my bets. Do you think I'm not gonna post about it. I know I would never do high rocks. And Bitcoin. Whereas you, I would not hedge my bets. Do you think I'm a sitter for high rocks? You would fall straight into that trap. Joe's here. Hi Joe. Hi Joe. G'day guys, how are we? We're good. Thank you. What's the propaganda? You're not falling for Joe. They won't get ya. Um, it's not so much me, it's the Mrs. Yeah. That Dubai chocolate. Oh, the one where they've got like the pistachio stuff inside?

The green pistachio. Yeah, yeah. I keep hearing about Dubai chocolate. Is it good? Yeah, Newland New World, man. Yeah. But it's eight bucks, six pieces. What?

I came home with, what, 18 pieces cost me 24 bucks. What? Yeah, yeah with... What? 18 pieces cost me 24 bucks. What? Woah! Yeah, yeah. But is it... I don't know if it was a boogey shit, but it was um... Like... It was alright.

Yeah, that's the question. It sounds really expensive. But is it any good? You reckon it's just okay? If you're battling it against Whittaker's, I would probably go Whittaker's. Wow! There you go. Yeah, no thanks for the heads up, Joe. We appreciate it. Hazel's here. Hi, Hazel.

Hi, Hazel. Hey. What do you reckon it is for you, Hazel? The propaganda and you're not buying it? Low-rise anything. Low-rise anything. Low-rise jeans. Anything.

Me too, Hazel. Anything that's advertised as low- rise, I am like, no. Can I ask Hazel? How old are you Hazel? I'm 38. So I feel like we lived through this already and we made those mistakes already. So we're not buying it the second time around. No, 100 percent. No, no, no. Isn't it weird?

Anything that I see that people have clearly not had kids and that they're younger, I'm not even into it then. It doesn't look good. No? That's for them Hazel, that's for them. It's not for us, it's for them. Hazel, can I ask you, because Clint always teases me that thin eyebrows are coming back into fashion. What say you to that? Nick, no. Same here. I will go on record as a thug.

I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug.

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I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on record as a thug. I will go on's just a vicious cycle. I'm telling you I will never fall into the thin eyebrows propaganda ever again. We're asking what's the propaganda that you will not fall for you. Someone said Frank Green drink bottles and Lululemon anything. Stanley cups someone else said what about reforma pilates. I love Reforma Pilates. Yeah what's wrong with Reforma Pilates? It's great. Yeah although if everyone's telling, I get it though, if everyone's telling you to do Reforma Pilates, you're like nah there's something going on here.

Any, you know what I won't buy into and I think is complete propaganda, anything that they've turned into Bickrum version of? No! Get away from me! I never fell for the Game of Thrones propaganda. As much as everyone was talking about it, I never gave in. Well you were proven right in the end weren't you? Because I'm not mean a single person was happy with the way that show ended. Everyone was disappointed. Someone else said the propaganda I'm not falling for, ice baths. That is kind of propaganda. I have come so close for falling for the ice bath sauna Propaganda, but I haven't yet, but I mean that's only for lack of funds. Yes, you wouldn't you were right there the propaganda

I'm not falling for concert promoters saying that the Concert is has final tickets on sale now and almost sold out It is never true and they usually post that for ages and to me it means they aren't selling any tickets at all. You've seen right through them there. I think you might have revealed an industry secret. It does make sense the tactic doesn't it? Yeah. Brian Clint thanks for your propaganda everybody. Next, oh, can you text me? Can you text 9 6 9 6 if you think you have a job

that will never be replaced by AI? Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, has gone on the record and he says there's only three types of job that will survive the AI revolution. So you want people to text with what job they have. Yep, what job you do right now that you believe couldn't be done by AI. ZM's Brian Clint.

Microsoft founder and the reason you have to use Outlook instead of Gmail at work, Bill Gates has given an interview and he has stated what he believes are the only three types of jobs that will survive the AI revolution. He's saying three jobs out of every single job in the world that exists. There's only three that will survive. Yeah, exactly right. What? The three jobs, according to Bill Gates, that will survive.

Coders, the people who build AI. Someone has to keep updating. And which is weird because I thought AI, one of the main things it does is write code, but he says coders, energy experts, as in people who run power plants, make solar, hydro, nuclear energy because AI is very power hungry. A lot of literal energy required to run AI. And biologists, people who come up with medicines and vaccines and things like that. That's it. According to Bill Gates, those are the three jobs. They're the only ones.

Which is weird because I don't know how AI could replace a plumber or a hairdresser or a chef. I understand how AI could replace someone who writes cookbooks or someone who comes up with meal plans, but I don't understand how AI could become the person who actually cuts, cooks and prepares the food. What about anything where you kind of have to and need human interaction? Yeah, like a psychiatrist. Wow, people are using AI as their psychiatrist at the moment. Well, I guess there is such a shortage and a need, so I do understand that.

Someone said, beautician, I'd like to see AI wax a vagina. Such a good point. Should we test? Such a good point. Next week on the show, should we get AI to give me a Brazilian? See if Chet GPT can give us a back-cracking sack. AI gives Bree a Brazilian. So we asked you what's the job you do and do you think it could be replaced by AI?

Someone said how does AI replace firefighters or police officers? Yeah, no one can replace that. Lots of labour intensive jobs, like truck drivers are texting in. Well, they argue that AI can replace truck drivers because there are self-driving trucks now. Like Tesla have produced self-driving trucks. But how many years till that technology is so perfect

and so, like you trust it so much that we allow well he has self-driving trucks on the road he hasn't put a time frame on it he's just saying in time all jobs basically will be replaced by AI and you could you could get robots to load and unload the trucks and trucks to drive themselves I guess guess. Someone said, midwife, try delivering a baby AI in your face. Yeah, see, that's where you want a human, you know? Like I don't want a doctor, like I don't want a doctor AI telling me that I'm crowning. You know?

No, you don't. I want a human person there, watching. You are crowning. Would you like me to give you some breathing techniques? Give me the bloody epidural! I install marquees. Up yours AI. I love that.

I'm a group dog walker. I walk seven dogs off leash at a time. Whoa! How's AI gonna do that? Yeah. Horse rider? What about, yeah, what about like jockeys? Is horse rider a job? Yeah, jockey. Oh, okay. Well, how's AI going to do that? Well, it's a good point.

Someone else said AI- Although I have seen a camel racing league in the Middle East, which is run by robots. Someone else said- And they put robots on the camels. I break horses in, how can AI do that? No it can't. Yeah. So many midwives texting in, you guys are awesome, I do not believe you could be replaced by AI. Someone said the military, well arguably the military they are bringing in drones and things like that to replace people aren't they?

But you'll never truly do it like AI's not going to go and build a bridge that's been bombed. That's an interesting one. What about professional sports people? Nah, see? Yeah, nah. They can't replace them. Also I'm not going to an AI concert. Musicians, I'm not going to an AI movie. What about an AI comedian? No thanks. That's a good question. Do you think they could write an AI that was the funniest? That was the funniest. Let me ask, hold on, I'm just gonna ask chat GPT to write me the funniest joke. What should I ask for? I could ask Alexa right now. Please write me the funniest joke you can. Yep, sure, let's do it. Okay. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looks surprised. Yeah, I think that job might be safe. Yeah, I think it's safe. Their names Brian Clint podcast. Someone texted and said, AI radio host safe. Yeah, I think it's safe. Dad Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Someone texted and said, AI radio host perhaps? They've already done it. Yeah, they're literally doing it.

They did it. It's in your Spotify app. They did it in Australia though, on a radio station and didn't tell the audience. And then was like, surprise. You've been listening to AI. The radio host that you've been listening to is AI, but we tried to make you believe

it was real and now we just are telling you it's not. They went all the way though. They even AI'd pictures of her and like put up billboards and stuff like that. And put it on the website. And now no one trusts that radio station anymore. No one listens to it. Yeah. Anyway, we're just defensive because we don't want to lose our jobs to AI.

Let's check in with Claudia, our resident Facebook marketplace, hustler. I like that. Yeah, I'm a hustler. She's a hustler, baby. Nah, I'm a diva. She's selling everything she owns on Facebook marketplace. It's suspicious to be honest. Does she have a drug habit or is she leaving the country?

I'm just a lowly radio producer with no money. What's the weirdest thing you've sold? I saw a friend of mine was selling lipsticks and I was like that's weird so I've gone through my makeup and listed makeup and people are actually interested in it. You told us the other day that someone that we know purchased a used lipstick of Facebook marketplace. She was selling the lipsticks. She was selling a used lipstick. Yeah, but it's like MAC branded and apparently the story is that makeup artists buy it and they're really good at cleaning it so it is still sanitary, but it's like

colours that maybe they don't sell anymore. Oh like limited edition ones. Yeah, I still think it's weird though. I don't like it. God, remember when Kylie Jenner started, or she got lip filler and she started wearing this particular MAC lipstick and it sold out globally? Same with Lorde. Oh yeah, that's right. It was like a purple colour. On her first album.

Yeah, I imagine if you had one of those, you could sell that on Marketplace. Used or otherwise. Claudia, tell us about your latest engagement. Funny enough, this is actually an eyeshadow palette that I'm selling, which is only slightly used. Someone messaged asking about it, just being like, hey, if this isn't gone by Tuesday, I really want to buy it, but I can't do it before then. Is that okay? And I was like, yeah, yeah, of course. Like, I just want it gone. I really don't mind who gets it. I've

had a few people message me about it. And so I hadn't heard back from the original person. So I was like, it's only fair. I'll message her, see if she's still keen. You know, she messaged first. It's only fair. So I sent her a little message, just being like, I'm checking in, how you going? Do you still want it?

Her response that she sent me this morning, sell on, I'm not having a great life. Oh my, honey, what happened? Did you ask? No, I didn't want to pry. I will respond having a great life. Aww. Aww. Honey, what happened? Did you ask? No, I didn't want to pry. I will respond to her and be like, I hope you're okay. Give her your second hand make-up, Claudia, for free. I genuinely was like to you.

How much are you selling it for? It's only $5. I'm not. I'll give you the $5. You give her the free make-up, please. Deal. Honestly. Clint will give you the $5. Can you pay for the postage as well? Oh, what do I look like? Sorry.

The ZM Podcast Network. Time to, what are we doing? We're talking about deathbed confessions. That's right. Where did you go? I don't know. I do wonder sometimes. Yesterday we asked you guys,

what did you find out after someone died? And we feel like the logical follow up is to talk about deathbed confessions. So the thing you found out just before the person died. Sophia has called up. Hi Sophia. Hi Sophia. Hello. Did you get a deathbed confession from someone? Yeah, well my grandmother did actually. From who? From her father-in-law's murderer. Whoa, wait, whoa, the father-in-law's... The person who murdered her father-in-law. Yes. How? How does that work? Yeah. Well, so she was a nurse and he was dying in hospital and he just confessed to her that he actually murdered someone and was telling the story.

And she connected the dots and realized that that was her father-in-law. Wait, is that, was that a coincidence or did he know that that was her father-in-law? No, he had no idea. Oh, your head is... What are the chances? That's outrageous. I know. Was this in New Zealand? Yes, this was in Hawke's Bay in the early 60s.

What do you do with that kind of information? Do you go to the police and say hey this person just told me this thing? Because do they believe you as well? I don't know because I mean he died shortly after. These days you could whip out the iPhone and go, hey, can I get that on video? Please? But in the 60s you couldn't. Yeah. I can't believe the coincidence of that. Okay, that's a pretty out there deathbed confession. I don't know if we're going to top that. Someone texted in and said,

My father, three days before he died, had me take him out for one last coffee. He told me something that was truly shocking that I didn't appreciate until years later. He said he'd never worked a day in his life. I said dad I don't believe you because I used to get a ride to school with you every day on your way to work. He said I never had to dig a ditch, I never had to stand out in the hot sun, I never had to do physical labor, I always used my brain. If you don't do anything else in your life, use your brain. Get an education. It could have been a confession or just his wise words. After he died, we did find four other children that he hadn't

told us about though. Where was that confession Dad? Holy hell! Where's that confession, Dad? Holy hell! Where's that one? That story literally did the biggest 180. Wow. God, Dad was very busy, but not with a job. No.

No. Four other children. No wonder he couldn't have a job. I've never heard of a man who needs a job more in my life than a man with five secret families. At least. Far out. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Time for Google... That was... That was one of your... Time for Google Bell. Yeah. That was one of your... That was a Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya? It's time for Brian Clince. Google Down. Punk. This is four words. Honestly, there is so much happening in my brain today. Like I just have no control over it. It's like a wild animal.

Yeah, crazy because it doesn't look like there's much going on at all. Excuse you! I'm like a duck. Calm. Cool, collected on the surface. Hungry for bread on the inside. Always hungry for bread. Would you like me to say the things? Oh,'s right I need to do the things. We need you to text through to 9696 the person you're backing in Google down this afternoon,

whether it is Clint, Claudia or Pixie, they are your three choices. There's no other choices, so it's one of those. If you back the winner, you could pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Who won last week? Me did, I think. Do you say me did? Me did, yeah. Claudia. Oh no.

I think me did. I'm spreading. You're what? Sorry. I'm spreading. I'm spreading. Bree's like a duck. She's spreading.

She's got webbed feet and she poos in the water. I mean, Android, no, text 9696 if you want to back the winner for Google Down, yeah? One part of that is actually true. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down, punk. All right, welcome in, welcome in. It's time to play some Google Down,

which essentially is a battle to find out who is the fastest Googler on the team. The candidates today, Clint, Claudia, and Pixie. We believe Claudia won last week. I feel like it was a three-way tie. Yeah, wind down to the wire. A three-way, what's the word? God you're really having a... Yeah I'm having a mare. Yes. Anyway we push along. If you've texted through either name you could be up for 50kfc chicken dollars. I will ask the questions, you could be up for 50kfc chicken dollars.

I will ask the questions. You yell out the answers. First person to yell out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. First to three takes the win. Good to go. What's that Claude? He doesn't turn down microphones on.

He's cheating. Okay. Are we ready to play? I had valuable insight to give that whole time. Yes, I'm ready to play. Okay, good. Thank you. Here ready to play. Okay, good. Thank you. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. How many people perished in the Titanic? Over 1,500 people died. 1,496. I'll accept Claudia's answer. It was over 1,500. Approximately... Oh, 1 oh 1517.

I would have also accepted that. But both were within the answer on Google. You'd have to give it to me too then. Correct. But Claudia was first, so we'll give it to her. Here we go, question number two. How many number one hits does Shania Twain have? Seven. Seven.

Two. Everyone's back in. One. One. Pixie's out. Three. Clint gets one more go. Does Shania Twain have... Okay, so seven was wrong, one was wrong.

It says seven, let's go with two. Five is what I was looking for. Nowhere in this does it say five. That's what came up in my Google, I believe in the country music charts. I think they were going off the American country music charts. Apparently it's five.

Okay, no points there. Question number three. How many holes does a standard golf course have? 18. 24. Wow! Was that a guess? I knew that.

Very good from you, Pixie. Flash go. It was and is 18 holes for this standard golf course. Okay, one to Pixie, one to Claudia. Question number four. How many kilometres squared is Hoover Dam located in America. 640 square kilometres. Flint was on the money. 640 kilometres squared is the answer I was looking for. We're all tied up. I accidentally said the distance it is from here. Not what I was looking for.

Bloody Google directions. She was in Maps, Google Maps. We have one piece for you guys, question number five. In what year did they invent penicillin? 1920. 1828. 1895. Oh, that's the pencil.

We had three different answers. 1928. Claudia is on the money with 1928, the year they invented penicillin. Two to Claude, one to Pixie, one to Clint. Question number six. Which country is the world's largest producer of asparagus? China.

China. Claudia has said China. And that is correct. She's gone and done it again. Did you guys know that China produces approximately 87% of the global asparagus production? Damn. Do you reckon pea smells really bad there?

Such a good question. It's a great question. And it gives Claudia the win. Well done mate, which means Georgina, you have picked up the 50kfc chicken dollars for backing Claudia in. Well done. Hi, it's Georgina, but well done Claudia. Thank you guys. Thanks Georgina. Another good game. I planted asparagus three years ago. I still haven't got any asparagus. How many, it's like, how many years do they say? I think this summer, this summer I planted asparagus three years ago. I still haven't gotten the asparagus. It's like how many years do they say? I think this summer I get asparagus.

How does it grow? Does it just stick in the ground? Yeah, yeah, they just poke up. And then you just snap it off and then it just keeps growing and growing and growing. Yeah, forever after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's really hard to get rid of apparently. Play ZM's Bree Inklund. There is an ex-Maffs Australia contestant who was in the news today and drama drama drama. Do you remember a girl from Married at First Sight? She would have been on the season 9 series in 2022. Her name's Ella Mae Ding. She was one of the big like her and I believe it was Dominica were like really good friends and then they went on to do a podcast.

I'm googling her now. That type of vibe. Oh yeah yeah she looks familiar. Yeah she was one of the big characters on that season but she's in the news today so she announced to Instagram that with... Oh my god I can see it. Can you? With her husband a guy named Guy Palermo they were expecting their first child and they announced it on Instagram with a picture of the couple so it's her and him and she's there holding a pregnancy test and this is what the caption on Instagram said, somewhere between healing and hustling, the next chapter quietly chose us. Baby Palermo, you've already made our story sweeter

and given us the best news of 2025 yet. Hashtag add, hashtag clear blue confirmed. Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Wow. It was a paid post to announce their first baby. That's very 2025 isn't it? I mean it screams, just screams 2025. Someone said, one of the top comments on here says, doing a sponsored ad to announce a pregnancy is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen on Instagram. Because, because, did they get pregnant for the collab?

Surely not. Or did they get pregnant and then go to their agent and say, hey we're pregnant, got any opportunities for us before we leak this news? I'd really hope it was the second one. Or did the, did Clear Blue go to a social media agency and say, hey, do you have anyone that's pregnant currently that we could do a co-lab with? Do you have any pregnant influences? Do you have any pregos in the stable? I did some research into this,

where apparently Clear Blue have done this with another influencer in Australia, maybe a couple years ago and they received the same kind of backlash where people were like this feels off and I also looked into Ella Mai who's the one that has made this post and apparently they've been accused for doing cringe paid posts before where there was a photo that she posted where it looked like she was proposing to her then boyfriend. Who got in trouble recently? Oh it was Benny Blanco remember? He was accused of doing a Taco Bell proposal to Selena Gomez. Yeah but I

don't think he did. No okay. I think people were assuming. Yeah. But anyway so she's done some cringe paid posts before let's not act holier than that You have done paid posts. I've done paid posts some things Do seem out of bounds though. Something's like they should be a pregnancy. Yeah. Yeah wedding Anything wedding related? Yeah, I feel like you just got to keep some shit for yourself. Mm-hmm. Maybe Or am I being precious? I don't know.

It feels a bit off, but I mean, I'd love to know how much you got paid for that. Oh, wouldn't you? You know, like how much would you need to be paid? To make it your pregnancy announcement. Yeah. Surely, they've paid an absolute fortune for that post. We've talked about this before, because we're going to talk about craziest paid posts you've seen online before. We've talked about it before and I won't name them, but there is a certain New Zealand celebrity who I saw do a paid post for Baby Formula,

but they didn't have a baby. Really? You haven't told me about this. They had no baby. And they went, I think, to a family member's house or a friend's house. And what, a stunt baby? Did they have a stunt baby? Yeah, they didn't pretend it was their baby though. They just got a baby in the post. But who's the baby formula company who's like, okay, you're the right spokesperson. We know you don't have a baby and they're the exact people we want to target. I feel like you only need one thing to be eligible to do a baby formula paid post and

it's a baby. Kind of a non-negotiable, isn't it? It feels like a non-negotiable to me, yeah. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I had a thought the other night where I was like, how many people are still wearing pajamas? And I'm not talking about, you know, a pair of tracky decks and an old T-shirt that you don't want to have in your actual clothes rotation, sleeping clothes, sleeping clothes.

There's a difference between sleeping clothes and actual rigid pajamas, dedicated pajamas. Yes. Yeah. But where you go to a pajama shop and you buy maybe a matching pair or clothes that are specifically made as pajamas. A set. A set, exactly.

Shorty pajamas. A set of pajamas. I did some Googling. Flannelette pajamas. I mean, that is expert level pajamas. Wee-willy-winky pajamas with a butt flap. I also want to say I don't feel like we need to include in this survey or poll Christmas pajamas. Oh are they excluded? I think they're excluded. Okay. Because I will go

on the record I have Christmas pajamas but I don't have any other pajamas. Do you sleep in them at Christmas? Yeah. Right. Yeah it's fun. So Christmas is the only time you wear pajamas? Yeah. Okay.

Well it's festive. I don't own pajamas. You're sleeping, I bet you're sleeping. But I got a sleeping t-shirt. Yeah same. Yeah yeah. I'm sleeping in you know shorts, tracksuit pants. But my wife wears pajamas.

She loves her pajamas. Is she wearing 90amas. She loves her pyjamas. Is she wearing 90s? She is wearing 90s actually. There's been a 90 resurgence recently. I just don't know if I trust myself in a 90. In what way? I just feel like there's a, like, you know, there'd be quite a big up draft in there.

Where's the draft in your bed? There's no bed draft. No, I'm just saying, cause I put my, I like to put my pajamas on before I go to bed. Right. So if I'm rocking around in the night. But you said you don't have any pajamas.

When I say pajamas. You mean what you're gonna sleep in. What I'm gonna sleep in. Right, okay. But it's easier to say pajamas. But when you get home from work, do you get into the clothes that you're gonna sleep in? Or do you have an in-between outfit?

No, I get into the clothes I'm gonna sleep in. Yeah, right. As soon as you get home. As soon as I get into the clothes I'm going to sleep in. Yeah, right. As soon as you get home. As soon as I get home, like I have a shower, get into my sleeping clothes. Because we got a text from someone who said, as soon as I get home, I put my PJs on. I think they said, I think I own more pajama pajamas

than I do clothes. So those people who have text through and have said that they own pajamas, can you just clarify that they're actual pajamas and not sleeping clothes like you and I have? Yeah, you're correct. Not an old dungaree t-shirt that you don't want to wear anymore.

Exactly, I did a bit of Googling and I asked how many people in New Zealand are wearing pajamas. And apparently, there was a study done. Okay. And apparently, there was a study done. And it said, and I call BS on this, that 74% of adults sleep in pyjamas at least a few times a week. That's rubbish. What a load of crap. Kids, yes. 80% of kids, pyjamas.

Not adults. Another text, hi, my husband bought me pajamas a few years ago. I used them as a sign to tell him that it's not happening tonight. Yeah, good. I like that. It's an indicator.

Someone said, me and my mom wear Bambi and Thumper pajamas. I feel like they're from Peter Alexander. That's cute. That's a bit cute from you and your mom. Someone else said, I sleep full, nudie rudie. No matter the temperature, I cannot stand the feeling of sleeping in clothes. We've talked about this before. Bri and I are not pyjama wearers, but we're also not nude sleepers. I can't do it. I don't want to be rolling around in my sheets with my bits. I don't have a problem being naked in bed. I just can't sleep for some reason. Here's a question for the

nude sleepers, do they have to wash their sheets more often? I think the answer is yes they do have to but do they? Probably not. Yeah. Superman pajamas in summer, camo pajamas in winter. Hot. I like that. Get into it. Anyway. Anyway, stupid conversation. Next a celebrity round of gaydar. We have a celebrity gay standing by. He is standing by and at the ready. And he just gasped. And that's how we know he's genuinely gay.

That is Franklin. Our next guest is performing as part of the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Please welcome to the show Eli Matthewson. You're always trying to silence the gays on this show. That's classic you. And everyone's talking about, in the group chat that all the gays have, everyone's talking about Clint Roberts. He's trying to silence us. Just not used to operating in a throuple. Yeah. That's the thing. I usually just, it's usually just a two-way situation. I'm easing him in. a throuple. That's the thing. It's usually just a two way situation. I'm easing him in.

The trick is you've got to make everyone feel special. I know. It's not a good start. Yeah, I know. I feel like in a throuple I'd be watching. That's the problem. You'd be the cuck chair in a former low tower. Not by choice.

I just feel like the others would get on better. So would be. Yeah. I can see it for you. But I'd be offering a lot of positive reinforcement. I can see you getting a chant going. Yeah. Yeah Oh team go team anybody need a pat on the back here if you need If you need on your left on your left

I'll get that for you. Um, you're gonna play gay down with us next. Yeah, amazing. Wow I heard about this revolutionary Radio segment that we've been doing I've seen it on on TikTok and I thought what an exciting way to out people on the air. Amazing. Hey, it's all voluntary. Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. You're going to go through three different gay dolls this afternoon, mine, Breeze and Eli's, and you can be straight gay or otherwise, it doesn't matter for this game.

Everyone is welcome to play this game. It's our job to figure that out. Okay. Okay. So if you're willing to play 0800DALS.M call now. We need five. Yeah, five. Five people.

We'll do a round of five. Hell yeah. This is going to be half because I'm so masculine. So I, you know, I'm coming from a place of everyone, everyone always thinks that I'm sort of a rugby playing, you know, jock. That's what I thought when I first met you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people think that about me.

Front row. Yeah. I was like, that's gotta be him. Yeah. Lads, lads, lads, lads. Link's African guy. Link's African guy. A very straight round of gaydar next.

Zane Ames Branclin. Eli Mathewson's in the Comedy Festival with his show Heaven's Devil and he's in studio with us now to play gaydar. Are you ready for this Eli? Oh my god! Well I was ready until you forgot to turn my mic on again. We need to kick him out of the throuple. We do. I think it is about time you leave the throuple. Turn my microphone off.

Free and Blink's Gaydar. Let's rock. off. Okay simple concept, one question and from that question we have to pick whether our callers this afternoon are gay or straight. A part of the queer community or not. Eli you're gonna come up with the question this afternoon is our celebrity gay? Yeah I would love to. What's the question? Okay can I say I told you something beforehand but I actually have just changed my mind. Have you? Here's what I think the question should be. What's the question? Okay, can I say, I told you something beforehand, but I actually have just changed my mind. Have you? Here's what I think the question should be. What was the first cell phone you owned?

Ooh! I don't mind it. Okay. I might like it. And what colour was it? Yeah, what colour? Mmm. Ooh.

Welcome to Gay Dark. Brooke. Hi Brooke. Kia ora Brooke. Hello, hey. Brooke, what was the first cell phone that you ever owned? I honestly think it was one of those Nokia 2280s. 2280s.

I'm just gonna Google this, hold on. That was sort of a classic reliable phone. I believe that had Snake on it. And Brooke, when you saw the Snake, was that making you excited? No, no, sorry, no follow up questions. No follow up questions. No follow up questions.

The blue one, that blue Nokia that everybody had. Oh yeah, this was a classic. With the pull out ear reel that some people used to scrape earwax out of their ear. Oh, who was, who? Was that you? Which people? No, just people. God, you're really out of the throuple now.

Brooke. Sorry Brooke. Brooke, it's a pretty basic phone. You're welcome into the throuple. Because I think Brooke's gay. I think Brooke's straight. I think Brooke is gay. I think Brooke's straight. I think Brooke is gay. Brooke, what are ya?

I am straight. Straight gaydar for the win in the first round. Thank you Brooke, we appreciate it. Let's go next to Vicky. Hi Vicky. Hi Vicky. Hi Vicky. Hi. Vicky, the question for you mate is what was your first phone that you ever owned?

It was an Alcatel One Touch Easy. Classic. That was my first phone. A lot of people had that phone. It's got the rubber bumper around it. It sat in a little cradle to charge itself. It only had two lines on the screen. Oh yeah. I remember that.

My old sister had that. Yeah. The big thing about this phone is that they came in colours. What colour was your Alcatel One Touch Easy Vicky? Yellow. It was yellow. Okay, my sister had that. She had the yellow one. I had a blue one.

And is your sister gay? Straight as hell. Married, kids, the whole shebang. Oh, full nine yards. Okay. I reckon... married kids, the whole shebang. Oh, full nine yards. OK. I reckon... I mean, what phones are giving gay? Oh, like a Motorola Razr, so gay. What about the Pinkalicious?

Yeah. Do you remember that one? Yeah. I think Vicky's straight. I think Vicky's straight. I think Vicky's straight as well. Vicky, what are you? Really disappointed, gay as ever.

Oh, Vicky! I'm sorry we let you down! She identifies as disappointed. Oh, Vicky! My sexuality is disappointed. Vicky's like, ropa-able. Yeah, okay. Thanks, Vicky.

Shame on us. Let's go to Leanne on our $800 a day. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. I'm scared now. I know. Eli Matheson has a question for you so we can run our gaydar over you.

Leanne, what was the first cellular phone you ever owned? Now mine was a flip phone as well but I don't even remember if it was a Nokia. What year do you think it was Leanne that you owned this phone? It was probably a long time ago. Flip phone is giving bisexual. Flip phone is giving bisexual. Yeah it reminds me of Angelica Pickles mum in Rugrats. That was a queer coded character. And if anyone was giving bisexual it was her mother. Was she the one in the power suit? She was. Yeah with the, she was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the wimpy little husband, so you know she had a lady on the side. Anyway, Leanne, with what I'm assuming

was a Motorola StarTac, I think you are gay. Straight. Gay. Leanne, what is it? I'm straight. Yes! Come on! Bree's got it.

Come on, Bree. Well done. Thank you, Leanne. You know I've got none of these, right? None. You need to redeem yourself. This is the last one. You're the first and worst celebrity we've ever had on Gaydar. Well, sorry. It's because my mic's been off half the time. Here's your shot at redemption. Cat is going to play Gaydar. Hi, Cat.

Hi, Cat. Hi. Alright, the question is, Cat, what was your first phone that you ever owned? It was a Pinkalicious. Get out of here, hell yeah. The last girl, oh, the first girl I ever went on a date with had a Pinkalicious phone. And I'm gonna say that Kat is straight. Okay.

God, they were stunning, weren't they? Show me. It was so good. I think it even got stolen from memory at high school. Okay. Oh, they were stunning, weren't they? Show me. It was so good. I think it even got stolen from memory at high school. Yeah. A senior pinkalicious. See, I'm really drawn to that phone.

It had the walkie talkie feature on it. It had push to talk. Yeah, push to talk rocks. Oh, cat. Wait, I need to rethink my answer. I'm sticking with it. Cat's gay. Cat's straight.

Eli's saying straight. I've been cat straight. Two straights. Kat's straight. And Eli's saying straight. Two straights and a gay. Kat what are ya? I'm straight. Yes. Swat on the board. You got one. He got one. But just let me that the winner of this segment is the straight guy. That sucks. Straight man win again. I'll tell ya. If you want to see Eli performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival he's at the Q Theatre from, what's the date today, is it tonight? It started last night.

Yes. And it goes until Saturday. All the way through to Saturday. Have you got the call up to do the big Saturday night? I'm doing the final show on Sunday even, which is at Sky City as well, the last, last show. So you know he's good, he is a sure thing, he's a good bet, so get tickets right now, go see Eli Mathies you know he's good he is a sure thing he's a good bet

so get tickets right now go see Eli Mathieson he's fantastic I've seen you so many times and you're one of the best. You brought your mum Eva and that was the highest compliment you could ever receive. And even she liked it. ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Time for birthday bangers. Bri and Clint. All I want for my. Time for birthday banger. Bri and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Alright, number one songs when you turn 16, that is your birthday banger and let's figure some out.

Polar is going to go first. Hi Polar. Hi Polar. Kia ora, kia ora. What's happening Polar? What have you been doing today? Nah, just a bit of study. Just a bit of study.

Oh, good on you. Polar, have you ever thought about getting into radio? You, just a bit of studying. Just a bit of studying. Oh, good on you. Paul, have you ever thought about getting into radio? You've got a fantastic voice for radio. Nah, I think I was just locking in on the box mate. I'll leave that job for you. OK. Oh, thanks, Paul.

Thanks. Thanks. We appreciate it. Appreciate you not taking my job. What is your birthday, mate? Oh, what was that? What year? Yeah, what year? What day and what year and what month? 1908 05 19th of August 2005. All right, that means you were 16 in 2021.

And on the 19th of August 21, this was at the top. What do you reckon, Polar? Absolute tracker. Absolute tracker. Absolute tracker. You're a vibe. I don't know if I know the song, hey. I don't know the song. Oh, you don't?

What? You don't know that song from Ed Sheeran? No, I'm not really Ed Sheeran guy. Yeah, fair. That's fair. Neither am I. No hate to Ed Sheeran, but I'd be gutted if I got Ed Sheeran for my birthday banger. He's got so many hits.

Polar, I appreciate you guys doing that for me. No worries, Polar. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening. Neither am I. No hate to Ed Sheeran, but I'd be gutted if I got Ed Sheeran for my birthday banger. He's got so many hits. I appreciate you guys doing that for me. No worries, Polar. Thanks for listening. Thanks for calling. Let's do Ellie's birthday banger. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie.

Hello. What are you? What have you been up to, Ellie? What are you giggling at, Ellie? Yeah, what are you giggling at? I'm just in the car. I've just been working today, you know? Who's in the car with you? Two of my colleagues. Oh, okay. What are their names? Just in the car. Been working today, you know? Who's in the car with you? My two of my colleagues.

Oh, OK. What are their names? Emma and Tamara. Hi Emma. Hi Tamara. What are you guys smoking in the car? What are we? No! Ellie, let's do your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 2nd of April 2000.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2016. And on that day, Ellie, this was number one. Aww, banger. Absolute banger. Absolute banger. No two ways about it. Fifth, Harmony and Work From Home. What do the girls think of that one, Ellie?

They are boogie and they love it. Everyone loves it. It's the song that predicted the pandemic. Years before. Yeah, years before. Okay, wait there, one more birthday banger for another Ellie. Hi Ellie 2. Hi Ellie 2.

Hi. What have you been doing today Ellie? I've been working. Working? Whereabouts do you work? I work at Coppice Flooring. Oh nice. It would have been so good if you said I've been working. Working? Whereabouts do you work? I work at Cold Thirst Flooring. Oh no. It would have been so good if you said I work from home. Wait, let's try it again.

Hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Ellie, number two, whereabouts do you work? Unfortunately, in a shop in Cold Thirst Flooring, so not at home. What's that? You work from home? OK, wait, we'll try it one more time. Ellie, I'll say, where do you work? And you go, I work from home. What's that? You work from home? No, I'm not at home. OK, wait. We'll try it one more time. Ellie, I'll say, where do you work? And you go, I work from home. OK?

Ellie, whereabouts do you work? Oh, I work from home. Yeah! We got there eventually. Definitely worth it. Hey, Ellie, thanks so much for calling through. All we need is your birthday. Hi, the 22nd of February 2000.

Whoa, you're so close to the other Ellie that has called through. Yeah, yeah, same year. And you both know Ellie. Yeah. Same year, which means you were 16 in 2016 as well. But on your 16th Ellie, this was number one. I'm only human, can't you see? I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm not sick.

Blast. Bang out. 2016 was huge for Flume. Six seconds. And you get Never Be Like You for your birthday banger. Do you like it, Ellie? So good. I love it. I'm only you.

I saw it live. Yeah. Fantastic live. Okay, wait there. It's between Ellie one and Ellie two for me. Yeah, the Ellie's. I'm the only one, can't you see? Ah! Okay, wait there. It's between Ellie one and Ellie two for me. Yeah, Ellie's. Ah!

I think I've got to go with work from home. I think I've got to go for work from home too. It's just got the vibes. Ellie number one, congratulations. You and your colleagues in the car have just won birthday banger. Woohoo! Wind up those windows. Have a party to this one.

Brian Clinton's in him. Wind up those windows, have a party to this one. Brad Clinton on ZM. The ZM podcast network. Fifth Harmony's work from home is the winner of birthday banger today number one in April 2016. That's Ellie's birthday banger. It's one of the best. It's a good one. Yeah. RAP Fifth Harmony. Yeah bring them back. What happened to them? Can we look at AO? Can we look at AO left? And then they just called Harmony after that? Maybe. Either way doesn't work it's like S Club 3 it's just not just never worked. Yeah. It's like One Direction yeah didn't really work oh Claudia's looking at us dark but it didn't really work like the

vibe is off when someone leaves isn't that no yes Zane left first their last album was still really good well same with Spice Girls it's not personal okay after Jerry left they lasted one more album but it wasn't the same wasn't the same it wasn't the same but It wasn't the same. It wasn't the same, but it was still excellent. And now look at their solo careers. What was your favourite song from the One Direction album after Zayn left? The last album, End of the Day, my favourite song on that one. Claudia loves picking an alternative option that no one's heard of though. I was going to say I've never heard.

What's the biggest song from the album? Infinities on that one, Drag Me Down, that was the one I was? Uh, Infinity's on that one. Uh, Drag Me Down. That's the one I was thinking of. Oh, okay, Drag Me Down. Yeah, you saved yourself there. Okay. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Our next guest you will know from the project.

You sure will. He's also performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo. Please welcome to the show our friend Tony Lyle Oh, there he is. Hey, thanks for having me on and nice to remind people of the project that show's been cancelled for about a year and a half Yeah, but it's not your fault. It wasn't your fault that it got cancelled. If you're new to the project you need to forgive yourself.

I've been on stuff since then, Matt. They didn't just cancel it because of you, okay? No, I had a very limited involvement. We don't think so anyway. It's mainly Jesse Mulligan. The rumors. No, you don't think that maybe it was canceled because you say, no, no, we don't think it was that. It seems like you're looking right at me. No, we don't think so.

Your show in the New Zealand Comedy Festival is called Talking When I Should Be Listening. Yes. What's it about? Well, it's about times when I should have been talking, I should have been listening when I was talking. Nearly got it wrong. Yeah.

This is the thing, sometimes you just play onto these conversations and you'll be just having a yarn. And I'm, I'm a very talkative individual. I guess you guys work in radio so you can relate to that sort of carry on. Yeah. And every now and again, it plays to just shut your mouth and listen. Cause sometimes if you don't bad things will happen. So it's a whole bunch of different stories about times when perhaps I should have stopped

talking, stopped putting my input in and just listen to see what was going on around me. And I feel like it's largely about conflict. Is it advice that you was given to you by your wife? No, it was I once saw it. I just it's one of those great little clips you hear of someone. And there was some guy who had a tooth out in a black eye. And I overheard someone say, oh, he looks like he was talking when he should have been listening.

I just love that expression. It's just so great. I think he was. I really like it. But what do you propose people like me who have ADHD do because we can't shut up? Yeah, it's tough. I think maybe just obviously medicate if you'd like, if that's sort of your boat. Otherwise just talk slightly slower or quieter so the other person can talk over you. I think that'd probably help. And that's not me sitting here saying that everyone should talk over women because I feel like I've already

canceled twice in this interview already. There's a straight white man sitting here telling the only woman in the room to be quiet. We are on dodgy ground. I guess we now know what happened to the project. Yeah, I was like, hey ladies, would you shut up for a second and let the fellas talk? We've got a challenge for you this afternoon.

It does involve talking. Are you up for it? Of course. You, Tony Lyle, are going to take on, can I get a ho yeah? Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hello. Can I get a ho yeah? A little game we play on our show, Tony, where the simple outcome is, can you get a ho yeah?

You call a business randomly. Yes. The only words you're allowed to say are, can I get a... and then you're hoping for a whole year. Yes. You can say, can I get a... more than once?

If you need to. If you need to, but the only words you're allowed to say. Do you want an example? Yeah, sure. I'd love an example. This is Bree successfully getting a whole year. Can I get a... whole year? Yes! I got an answer! I mean that doesn't look like you use much

strategy at all you just can't. There's not really much you can do. Here is one of your comedy peers David Correos last week trying to get a whole year. Can I get a... Can I get a... He failed. That is beautiful stuff from Dave and also lovely to call Burger King. I think he's got to get fired from his own job. I know. It's in the detail, isn't it? The Burger King guy calls Burger King, can't get a high A.

Seeing as your show is called Talking When You Should Be Listening, I thought this afternoon you should call a Talkback radio station. Beautiful. And you will be calling news talk Zb love it. Good luck Tony They'd be hi did you want to speak to Matt Tyler can can I get a Sorry, can I get a Yeah, not not for the yelling at it I

Think he put you on hold and then dropped you. Yes I think he did. For a second there I thought maybe I was going to get put live to News Talks. I thought you were going through live to On Air. Holy hell! Imagine if you went live on News Talks there being you got a high yeah on News Talks. That would be probably the greatest moment of my professional life. So I thank you for giving me that chance. And I'm really sad that their producers are so efficient and, you know, professional. You gotta shoot for the moon. I really do.

Imagine getting a whole year on Hosking. Like I feel like... That would be the greatest moment of my life. The game would be finished. Yes, there would be no point. There's no higher point than that. Now do you think that Mike Hosking would be familiar with can I get a whole year? There's only one way to find out.

We call him tomorrow morning at 8.30am. Yeah, I think he can get through. Surely his producers can allow that sort of carry on. Yeah, for sure. We can organise him tickets and you can get your own tickets to see Tony Lyle live in the Comedy Festival. He's at the Q Theatre tonight. Tonight is opening night, baby.

Every night til Saturday, 9pm. So come get amongst it and give me a hi-yah. Hi-yah, Tony Lyle. If there's a whole bunch of people in the crowd going hiya as I walk on tonight, I'll both be annoyed and very very excited. So come get amongst it. Well you are welcome. Good to see you man. Hiya.

Hiya. It's ZM's Brainclin podcast. For the last couple of weeks we've been on a quest to try and find the world's first millennial. We had a thought over lunch that they probably were born here in New Zealand. New Zealand is one of the first countries to see the new year so on January 1st 1981, which is when the millennial era begins, if we could find a baby born as close to midnight as possible there's every chance they were the world's first millennial. It's a pretty big title. Like you're the first one of a whole generation. Yeah.

Like it's huge. We went everywhere looking for this person. Claudia even went to the library to look at old newspaper clippings on microfiche. Yeah, you guys called me a nerd. And then we stand by that. And then someone said, couldn't you have just went upstairs to your company with the NZ Herald are and probably like there would be an archive of the... We don't have to be logical about everything.

Our company literally owns half the newspapers in the country. And I just wanted to go to the library. Live out your dreams. Anyway, we hunted high, we hunted low, we put the call out on social media, and we believe we've done enough to be able to crown this guest as our first ever millennial. Please welcome back to the show Chris. G'day Chris. Hey guys how are you going? Good thank you mate, so good to have you back. Now for people who are just hearing this can you please tell us your exact birthday and whereabouts you were born. And what time. Exactly so you, born at 10 past 12 on the first 1981 in Auckland

at St. Helens, Malan Albert, I think it was. Yeah. The mitigating factor with your one is that you were aware of a baby that was born before you, aren't you Chris? Correct, yeah, yeah. So that was the story of obviously mum and dad in the delivery room and the photographers there and the flowers and whatnot

And then they sort of got heads up that someone else had been born so they left the room So that's always been the joke of my family with my birth But and you know what Chris we've been thinking about it. We've done all the research We've looked everywhere looked high and low and we want to write that wrong in your life Chris And we want to officially crown you as the first ever millennial. Hey, awesome. Now that's really cool.

I think my wife and kids are more happy than me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, let's get a snapshot of what your first ever millennials life looks like in 2025. Are you married? You obviously have kids. What's your situation?

Are you still wearing skinny jeans? Oh man, come on. Yeah, so yeah, obviously 44, married, two kids, house, mortgage, all that sort of stuff, two dogs, a cat. Still wearing skinny jeans. I won't go back to the 90s and put on the baggy ones to match my kids, but yeah, living the dream. What music does the world's first-ever millennial listen to in 2025? Obviously it's everything that ZM plays, but there's a little bit of that throwback to the 90s of the techno and house music and all that,

but obviously ZM first and foremost. I love that for you, Chris. That's a great answer. I need to know, what is your favourite movie? Oh, for me, it would probably be Deadpool. Deadpool, okay. Oh, it's a great choice. Okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

This is exciting. Also the thing with millennials for ages has been oh my god we won't be able to afford houses. It shows you if you stay a millennial long enough you will get there. Yeah. Won't you Chris? Eventually it does happen. Chris is like I bought my house last week.

No no no yeah a long time ago now but yeah anyway. Chris. last week. It's quite cool being the first millennial but I mean it's when you meet the last of the millennials you feel how old you are. It's not without an award as well Chris. As the world's first ever millennial we have a choice for you. You can choose from these millennial prizes. Prize number one a copy of Anchorman on DVD. That's a great prize. I mean I'm kind of you know wanting that. Prize number two, a Sony Discman with 40 seconds of anti-shock pre-loaded in. Or option number three, a live Tamagotchi. Oh jeez, oh my god I want to pick the first one but I just don't own a DVD player anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well what if we threw in a DVD player to go with it? Oh yeah that'd be the way to go. Done. I'll show the kids what it is. Done. Done. What the first millennial wants, the first millennial gets. There you go, there you go.

He's the King Millennial and we found him everybody. Job well done. Cheers guys, thanks a lot. On ya Chris.