ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st May 2026

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. Play Zatem's Brie and Clint. ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Go! ZDM's Brinclint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Can I just say, thanks for joining us, and it's a privilege and an honour to be broadcasting to you this afternoon.

Can I just total call what Brie said? And also add, we never take this for granted. Ever. especially not today. Especially not today. Genuinely. Thank you. It's starting to sound disingenuous now, isn't it?

It is a little bit. But it is actually genuine. God, how can we just can't hit the right tone, Bree? How come we can't get it? A few more years, I reckon we'll get there. A few more years, yeah, we're still new to this. We've got a really good show on the way for you. Apart from all the usual bits,

deal or revealers here at 4 o'clock, there's how many cases left? Two? Yeah, two cases. Four and twenty. Those are the only cases left. Four 20. That'll happen at four o'clock.

And then we've got Post Malone tickets up for grabs at five o'clock. Well, between five o'clock and six o'clock. It'll be somewhere in there. Very exciting him announcing that he's coming back to the country. So we'll have tickets for his show for the next little bit, actually. But Bree and Clint, how do I win those tickets to Post Malone? I'm glad you asked. The first person who gets through an 0800 dial Zid in when you hear this song.

On ZM. The first person through when you hear this song on ZM Two free tickets to post Malone live in Auckland. Between five and six. Between five and six. That's when it's going to happen. Set yourself an alarm. But let's kick off the show with Trady versus Lady.

If you want 50 bucks, well, you've come to the right place. You just have to win it. Oh, 800 dial ZM right now if you want to play. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty versus lady. All right, here we go. The score update for the year, if you do follow along.

The ladies won away from 40. The tradies on 35. But it is anyone's game today. We said one away from 40. I thought you were talking about me. Well, technically, that's you as well. Yeah. Our lady is calling us from Wanganui.

She's 41. and she's got three cats and a dog. Welcome to the show, Susan. Hi, Susan. Hi. Who's your favourite out of all four? Yeah, good question. My daughter's pointing at herself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't even get mentioned, but that's a good answer. You're taking on our tradie from Auckland, he's 18, and he says he owns three duck does. What's a duck do? It's a duck do. Liam. Hi, Liam.

What's a duck do? Quack! I can't believe we fell for that. I thought you were recreating the scene from Mighty Duck. What's a duck? What's a duck, do? Quack, quack. You got us.

Liam, your buzz is trading. I've never heard that one. Me neither. That was brilliant, Liam. I enjoyed it. Susan, lady, first of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Question number one. Why did the chicken cross the road? Lady. Susan. Two kids on the other side. Yeah. How do you like that, duck boy? Why, the duck cross the road.

All right, we move on to question two. Which artist has the hit song's sunflower? Pour me a drink. Lady. Yes, Susan. Miley Cyrus? No. Leah.

Post mine. Yeah. It is Posty, announced that he'll be coming back to perform in October, which is exciting. We've got tickets between 5 and 6 o'clock. Listen out for the posty song. Question number three. Hold on, Liam. Hold on.

We're one a piece here. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Liam. Liam. Drake. It is Drake. Well done. Two to the Trades.

One to the ladies. You need this one, Susan, to stay in. Question number four. Someone who is lactose intolerant cannot consume which type of food. Yes, Susan. Susan. Milk or dairy. Milk or dairy.

We are all tied up in the fifth. We do love a good game. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number five, name an ingredient that you'd find in a tequila sunrise other than tequila. Liam, Liam. Liam. Pequila?

No, we said other than tequila. What? Susan. Juice? Juice, yeah. We'll take it. We'll take it. Just a baby.

In case you were wondering, I believe, he just yelled duck. The word he was yelling was... D-Duck! Goose! That's a great game, guys. Very good game. Well played by both. Tequila. Susan, you win 50 bucks.

Well done. Liam, you're a crack-up. We're going to find your prize to stay on the line. Oh, yeah! Hang tight there, Liam. Can we get a quack-quack for the road? Quack! That is a sick duck.

He's on our level today, though. He is. Yep. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

I saw this story today about a lady called Diane Hodson. She's passed, but she worked as a freezer manager at New World and Stoke near Nelson for 30 years, Bree. Wow. 30 years. God, loyal. She is being honoured by her former workplace, New World Stoke, who have agreed to place her ashes beneath the foundations of their new world. New World Building. Is that what she wanted?

So I did a bit of digging. Are we sure this is what Diane wanted? It seems like that, eh? It does seem a little bit like that. But I did a little bit of digging. And in all seriousness, it does sound like it is what she would have wanted. And obviously... Wait, so they don't know for sure.

Well, they would have asked the family. Like, they didn't just... But no one asked her. They didn't... No, no. They weren't like, well, she's rostered on, so she has to be here. They still got to... She...

So she... Just because... She was... doesn't mean she can't be on the deli at 6 a.m. From what I read is she was still working there when she got sick and she was very excited about the new building but she didn't get to see it. And so as a tribute,

she is forever going to be a part of the building. Okay. But we don't know for sure that's what she wanted. No, I think it is. I don't know, but I surely it is. We're assuming. It's nice though, because now whenever the family go and do the groceries, I'll be visiting Diane.

Tell you what, though, you could never switch to Woolworth's Could you? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. There's no way you could be seen as a family member of that family shopping at pack and safe. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. That's brand loyalty. Yeah. Fans for life. Diane would haunt you. I know of some other interesting placement of people's ashes of the top of my head. But Sutcliffe was a very famous New Zealand cricketer. He was from Dunedin.

And in 2001, his ashes were buried at Carersbrook, which is the old Dunedin Stadium. I thought you're about to say it is the ashes. No, that'd be good too. That stadium got demolished in 2010, but nobody could remember where they buried Bert. Oh. So they just had to leave it there. Disaster.

I think, because it's a retirement home now. Right. And I think they named the retirement home after him. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, because he's there. Somewhere. My friend Helena McAlpine passed away over a decade now, and nobody could confirm it.

but there were strong rumours that her final wishes were to be loaded into one of the fireworks at Rhythm and Vines for her ashes to be in there because she loved Rhythm and Vines and then to be blasted out over Waiahicka estate. Did they do it? Well, they can't confirm it, can they? Because you're not allowed to do that.

Right. So who knows? So definitely, we don't know if it's true. We don't know if it definitely happened. We don't. There's no way to know. How cool if it did happen. Can they hear us winking?

And then there was that, like, lady, very famously, remember when Pink was here last year and that lady threw her mum's ashes up onto the stage? That's right. And Pink was like, um, is that your mum? She's like, that's my mum! She's like, whoa! Can you please take her back now?

She loved so what? Do it for mum. My, um, my mum's mum, um, my mum decided that she wanted to bury some of her ashes with this cherry and plant a cherry tree. Oh, that's nice. Which is nice. Yes. And then my mum would go and have a coffee under the cherry tree with my nan each day,

which is really sweet. And then my parents sold the house, sold the farm. Yes. And then my mum was like, I'm not leaving without my cherry tree. And she like forced Dad to dig up this huge cherry tree. And so he bloody should. And he did. So he bloody should.

It's at the new house now. I always think about the people who live in my childhood home in Rood Rua. All the dead animals? Or the dead guinea pigs and cats that are in the back garden. And not well buried either. Nah. Pretty shallow to be fair. Quite a shallow graves.

Like less than a metre. Was there a shoebox and a towel in here? Oh my God. Oh no. It's a dead animal. We want to know this afternoon on 0800 dial ZEM. Or you can text it to 966. With the utmost respect, we would love to know if the ashes of your friend or loved one

ended up in an interesting place. Yeah. Somewhere a little bit unusual. Somewhere a little bit different. Maybe you put them in some like clear epoxy. Oh yes. And you put them in like a little sphere and you keep them on the mantle or something. There's a little orb.

Yeah. Yeah. You're like, that's my mum. She's in there. Dead end. Franklin. We were talking about Diane before. The lady who passed away from Nelson, Stoke, actually.

She worked at New World for 30 years and her ashes being placed in the foundations of the new, New World Stoke building. We don't know if it was what Diane wanted. No, you're staring rumours. You're stirring rumours. Although someone did text in and say, I don't even want to be at work when I'm living. Why would I want to be there when I'm dead?

I mean, they raise a good point. And that is a good point. So we want to know. Did the ashes of someone you know or loved end up in an interesting place? I've got to issue a redaction because I have been called out on spreading misinformation. I said,

Burt Sutcliffe was buried at Carersbrook and then they demolished it and built a retirement home on top of it and called it the Burt Sutcliffe Retirement Home. Yeah. That didn't happen. Oh. They did, he is buried there and they did demolish it. Oh, this text says that it's an industrial site.

Yeah, it's now an industrial site. And there is a Burt Sutcliffe retirement home, but it's in Auckland. So. Was he spread there, was he? No. He's not there at all. He got around Burt, didn't he? Didn't he just.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hello Anonymous number one. Hi Anonymous. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Who's ashes and where'd you spread him? It was one of my boyfriend's best mate. Okay.

He was, I think for this story, do you guys know what skids and burnouts are? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Like in the undies. He was a bit of a loose fella, loved his Commodores. So he got cremated and then we popped his ashes down on his favorite skid spot in the middle of East Auckland and my friends all did burnouts over his ashes

and he flew out everywhere across East Auckland in a big flame of smoke. Hell yeah, Anonymous, hell yeah. That was his last request was to be done like that. That was his thing and it was a gorgeous. It's beautiful, it's beautiful.

As a bona fide bogan, I am obsessed with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bogen coded. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Let's go Anonymous number two. Hello, Anonymous number two. Hi, Anonymous.

That's you Anonymous. Number 2. We'll come back to you Anonymous number two. Let's go to Shaolin. Hi, Shaolin. Hi, Shaolin. Hello. Who's ashes?

And where did they end up? My granddad's ashes, actually. Okay. And where is he? Well, he was on top of the microwave for a while. Sirk. Yeah. Is that what he wanted?

Is that what he? Shallin. On the microwave? Yeah. We asked for, everyone wanted some of his ashes. and so the funeral home gave everyone some of his ashes, but in a Ziploc bag. Okay.

No, okay, yeah. A little baggy of Granddad. Yeah, and they could all go spread Grandad where they wanted to. Yeah, but he's now in my son's bedside drawer. Sirk. Yeah. Did your son know that's Granddad? Yeah.

Okay, good. Okay, good. Yeah. Where will you sprinkle him eventually, do you think? We're not too sure, maybe at the pub. Yeah, that's a good idea. Does he want to spend some time in the bathroom vanity? or just thinking of other places around the house he could go.

Yeah. Well, no, he's been in the oven. He has been in the oven. He's been in the oven. Yeah, he's been in the oven. He's been on the microwave. Maybe in the kettle. Yeah, maybe.

Could make a cup. Put him on the Sky Dakota. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did love his TV. He loved his TV. You got a great sense of you, Michelle. Let's go to Anonymous Number 2.

If you're there, Anonymous Number 2. Hi, Anonymous. I am here. We've got you now. Who's Ashes and where did they go? go? My best friend's ashes and I decided that I would spread some of them at the favourite pub that we used to go to. Lovely. That's cool. But while we were in the pub it froze over because it was in Dunedin and as I was walking out to the sober driver's car, I slipped on her ashes and fell over.

You slipped on your friend's ashes? Yeah. Did you land in your friend's ashes? I did. So she just had to have one last laugh. So you had your friend smear it all over your bottom. Holy shit. Anonymous. Your friend was laughing all the way up to heaven at you. Oh my God. It's brilliant.

It's kind of perfect, isn't Anonymous? It is perfect. Yeah, but I knew she would be laughing. Did you just piss yourself laughing when it happened? I wasn't sure whether it cried, tears of laughing. I know. I imagine. I reckon that was her way of being like it's all right to laugh.

Oh my God, that's such a good story. We are... Gotcha. Oh my God, there's Sarah. We asked who's ashes and where did they end up? Someone said, my auntie's ashes got stolen in a burglary and never returned. Oh, give the ashes back. Amnesty on the ashes.

I've just remembered a crazy story, actually. Yeah. A couple of seasons ago, maybe like, oh, quite a few seasons ago, we were up north filming a season of Celebrity Treasure Island and people might not know this, but we stay in whatever. accommodation is available around the area because we are, it's in a remote place. Yes. So whatever houses we can rent or Airbnb we stay in.

And no joke, because we all went to dinner one night and I was talking to one of the story producers and I was like, oh, how's your accommodation? And she goes, yeah, it's quite weird. And I was like, why? She's like, well, someone's ashes are in the living room. And they've took a photo. People are so weird with their Airbnbs. Like it had a plaque on it, who it was, and it's just in the living room.

Yeah, put Nana in the locked cupboard if you're going to Airbnb the house out. Isn't that bizarre? There's so many texts, and we've run out of time, but I just want to end on this one. Some of my nana's... Oh no. Some of my nana ended up in my uncle's mouth. As he was tipping the ashes into the ocean, a big gust of wind came, and they blew all over him. R-I-P nana.

Oh, no. Now your nana is part of your uncle. He's been imbued with nana. I don't know if that's what he wanted. He's been infused with essence of nana. Can you just imagine? You'd be like, in my mouth. Oh, God, go!

Nana! Netna! ZDems, Brianclin. Did you see the story about the car crash that happened in Auckland the other day? I did. Worst Nightmare stuff. Worst case scenario for one person. No, not worst case scenario when it comes to a car crash.

Oh, yeah, no, that's true. But bad. Worst case scenario in terms of a car crash where everyone's okay But it's the car that you never ever Want to get into a car crash with Worst financial situation yeah So one of the cars was a Toyota Aqua Cheap and cheerful

And the other car, the Toyota Aqua Hit a Ferrari And wasn't it like a brand new Ferrari It's it looks pretty bent Spank and New. I had a look at the picture. I think it's outside the Ferrari dealership in New Market. Yeah.

So it was on Great South Road outside the dealership. You're right. And I've done some investigating into how much the Ferrari is worth. Okay. Oh, no. So the vehicle appeared to be a Ferrari 296, 2025 model. Okay. Which, from what I've seen in Newmarket,

used condition sells for about $630,000. For a secondhand car? Oh, okay. Do you have any information on the value of the Toyota Aqua? I don't think we need. Actually, no, we don't need that

because our producer Ella drives a producer Toyota Aqua. Okay, Ella. She's got one. And I've been in Ella's Toyota Aqua. I actually had to reverse it down the driveway for her recently. And it's exactly the same moment.

model is this one. Okay. Do you know what you guys paid for your aqua? Oh, like six. Six. $6,000? Oh, $6,000. $6,000?

$600,000. One's worth $600,000. The other one is worth $6,000. Oh, mama, man. The car is worth 100 times as much. Like you just, oh God, you would just be like, why this car? And this is why you need to have third party fire and theft insurance at a minimum, But even then, say I'm state insurance and you've got your Toyota Aqua.

It's still bad. And you're paying me $150 a month for your insurance or whatever it is, probably less. That insurance is going up. And then you ring up and you're like, hey, I've had a crash. And they go, it's okay. That's all right. Is everyone okay? Is everyone okay?

Yep. Everybody's fine. Ready, ready, you be the person that's had the crash. Okay. I'll be, yeah. Hello, 693 car insurance. Who's this? Hi, it's Clint.

I've had an accident. Okay, let me just bring up your policy here. Mr Roberts, isn't it? Yeah, that's right. I've got third party fire and theft. Do you sure do? You've got third party fire and theft? Is everyone okay?

Everyone's fine. Okay. I'm a bit stressed out, but everyone's fine. That's the main thing, sir, as long as everyone is okay. And the other driver, they're okay? They're fine. They're angry, but they're fine. Okay.

And I just need the make and model of the car that you have gotten to a collision with. Yeah. I don't know how to spell it, but it's a Ferrari, 29, 26, 2025 edition. Beep, beep, beep, beep. She hung up on you. Don't worry, it was a used one. It was only worth 629.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Who's going to fix my aqua? That's the real question. One of my headlights is out. Z&M's Brean Clint podcast. The T, live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Speaking of big, two,

in big shows, Harry Stiles has issued a statement to some fans who are not happy with his new tour, Dean. Not happy because they have trouble seeing him. So you imagine this, you know, those tickets sold out in like 12 minutes or whatever. So there's issues with viewing him literally like there's like bridges and like he will be, he runs around and like he's running around the stage and there's big kind of obstacles in the way. So he's literally what he said is beginning Friday. He actually released his statement. The front bridges will be altered in Amsterdam and London for future.

venues we are working as quickly as possible to make adjustments but also fit within the safety code and local compliance. So temporarily barricade adjustments have been made. So basically people are having trouble seeing him. They're not happy about it because hello, we want to see Harry. And they paid so much money. So that's great for the fans who are still to go. But if I've spent my 700 bucks and I went and all I could see was some scaffolding

and Harry was up there somewhere and after two hours I left with a sore neck and I didn't really see him. I'd be pretty T-Oed. I'd be pissed off, man. Oh yeah. I'd be going. I remember this was happening for Taylor Swift shows, the ERAs Tour. And I remember seeing videos where people would pay a premium amount and they would be stuck in front of the sound tent and then they would complain and they would move them to a better seat. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Have you seen this stage, Dean? It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's... But he's the only one on the stage.

The band isn't on the stage. and he's just running around. I know he loves running, but it's basically he's like built an enormous running track for himself and he just runs around and around and around the stage. I saw a clip of it. I didn't know if it was the Harry Stiles concert or an episode of Ninja Warrior.

Oh, Dean liked that one. That's the tea with our holly. He's not coming here, guys, so don't worry about it. That's the most pathetic pity laugh I've ever got on this show. That is. That one is. Dean McCarthy's our Hollywood correspondent. The ZD.M. Podcast Network.

This is a big story today. And if you've had a bad day at work, I guarantee you it wasn't this bad. Okay? This should make you feel better if you've had a bit of a whoopsie at work recently. There's a radio station in the UK called Radio Caroline.

And overnight, This played on Radio Caroline. This is Radio Caroline. We have suspended our normal programs until further notice as a mark of respect following the passing of His Majesty King Charles III. As a mark of respect, we will now be playing suitable, continuous music until further notice. King Charles is not dead. He is currently visiting Northern Ireland with Queen Camilla.

Oh no. I know what's happened. What's happened? Obviously, all the radio stations across England would have something ready to go. They do, yeah. That is quite normal. And someone has made a big mistake and they've played it accidentally. That's so bad.

That is so bad. Especially if Radio Caroline is your main source of news. Because you just go, oh, well, that's it. Oh, wow. Well, jeez, he had a short, that was a short rain, wasn't it? It was a short rain. Poor one out. But he's not dead.

And they've had to apologise profusely. I think it's about as bad as you can get as, as far as a UK broadcaster goes, to falsely announce the death of the king. It's pretty bad. It is pretty bad. I wonder who's, because it's going to be someone's mistake. Like someone has made that mistake. Yeah.

And they put that into the music log. accidentally. Yeah, it wouldn't just, it can't just make its own way in there. No. It's absolutely somebody's fault. Do they throw that person under the bus? Do they go, it was,

does that person get fired? It was the intern. Is that a fireable offense? I don't know. Yeah, they let the king decide what happens. What's the biggest mistake you've ever made in radio? Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

The biggest mistake you and I ever made was intentional. Remember when we took the station off the air? so that we could hear what the emergency broadcast tape sounded like. Yeah, our bosses did not think that was funny or appropriate content. We thought it was a useful experiment because there's this thing called the emergency tape. Yeah, and if you don't. And when a radio station goes silent, it just starts playing. Which we tested it.

It never came on, did it? No, it did it? It came on? I don't know. I can't remember. Should we test it now? I think I don't know. We found out because we found out that it hadn't been updated for all.

a while. I think our emergency tape played Bastille or something. I would like to see what's on the emergency tape now, would you? We got in so much shit for it. We got in so much shit. I think we have a duty to make sure that the emergency

tape has been updated. You know, we can't be playing Bastille because people, look, the producers want it. Claudia doesn't. Ella wants it. Brooke from the night show wants it. Okay. It's an experiment.

If we do it, if we do it once and once only. Well, I feel like we get to do it. Once again only. Yeah, this is the last time. Last time. So for it to work, we have to go silent. Yep, you got to turn the mics off so that there's complete silence.

And then some emergency audio will start playing, but we don't know what it is. We don't know if they updated that one. Do we want to get into this trouble like we did last time? If we're going to do this, it has to be, it doesn't have to be unanimous. but we have to have to have a majority vote. Okay. You obviously vote that we do it?

I vote, we do it. Ella? Yes. Claudia? Come on. No. Clint. Yes.

Oh no. Everybody quiet. You guys are all complicit in this, by the way. Yep. And we'll just say what happens. Don't change station because we're doing this on purpose, okay? It has to be quiet for a little bit for it to start. Yep.

All right. Everyone is about to hear what the emergency tape is. Okay. Just get Rickrolled? Did we just get... We just got Rickrolled. Do we just get Rickrolled by our own... I knew that was going to happen.

Hey, caught us. We want to know from you guys this afternoon. What's the biggest mistake you ever made at work? Radio Station in the UK has accidentally announced the death of King Charles. Awful mistake. Who's not dead. What was it for you? And did you lose your job for it?

It's Z.M's Bree and Clint podcast. Some people accusing us of Rick rolling them before. Oh, that was not us. That is not okay, guys. We would never. Someone said, can I get the contact information for the Commerce Commission? No, you cannot complain about us to the Commerce Commission. You can send an email to our boss here at ZM though.

Yeah, his email address is Rick.rold. At ZM.com.com. Someone said, are we getting Rick rolled? Not by us. Not by us. Someone else said, son of a bitch. We asked, like the radio station in the UK that broadcast this yesterday. This is Radio Caroline.

We have suspended our normal programs until further notice, as a mark of respect following the passing of His Majesty King Charles III. As a mark of respect, we will now be playing suitable, continuous music until further notice. Got you again, bitches! We asked, what's the biggest mistake you ever made in your job? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

God, must be bad if you want to be anonymous, anonymous. Well, it's not about me. It's about a friend that I used to work with, and we worked in a government agency, so that's why I wanted to be a lot. Fair enough. What was the big mistake? Yeah, so my friend was actually leaving work in their mum's car, and they hit a parked car in the work car park.

And so they asked a colleague What should I do? I'm not on my mum's insurance So this car And that colleague went to management And then they got immediately to smith Yeah So that was

Yeah obviously a lesson learned And like they called me crying And we're like, I don't know what to do It was just Wait, they got fired because they hit a car in the car park Well they got fired because they asked someone What to do with their insurance Because they went on the policy

Yeah. And it was, you know. So they didn't come forward straight away. Yeah, I say, well, they obviously talked to the person who they had, but yeah, they asked a colleague, oh, what do I do about the insurance? Oh, my God. My God. My God.

Oh, because they wanted to do a bit of fraud. They wanted to do a bit of fraud. I guess so, yeah. They're like, guys, you can't do that. Hey, guys, you want to come over Saturday night, do a bit of fraud? Do a bit of casual fraud. It kind of makes sense now. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, no, we get it now anonymous. Guys, how about it's Chardonnay and a bit of fraud? Well, my favourite. A mobanopoly deal. Jen's here, hey, Jen. Hi, Jen. Kiota, guys. Kiyota.

What was your big work mistake, Jen? Oh my God, you wouldn't believe it. This happened today. What? Game recognises game, Jen. That was perfectly executed. Holy hell, Jen. That was next level, Jen.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh, wow. God. I fully hook, line and singer, bought that from Jen and I was like, I can't believe it's happened to Jen today. Mac Minner?

Worst thing that happened to you at work, biggest mistake. Someone said I flooded the work car so bad that it got ridden off. Someone said, I adjusted 300 grand in stock into the system. By the time we found out the mistake had cost us $15,000. That's a big. short, expensive mistake, isn't it?

So we said, what was your big work mistake? Someone said, as a teacher of eight-year-olds, I took some kids in my car on a school trip. I forgot to remove my air freshener that says, you effing idiot. I guess I am one. All right, guys, that was fun. Thanks so much.

I'm still not over, Jen. No, Jen nailed us. Oh, Jen. God, you got us a beauty. We deserved it too. Yeah, yeah, we had it coming. You know? If you dish it out, you've got to learn to take it. As ZM's Brinklin podcast.

Yesterday, around this timeish, we were talking about how I had a public cry. That's right. The night before, went to see a play. It was fantastic. I was so moved by the play that I cried. Yeah. And I looked around. not everyone else around me was crying.

No, the awkward bet was that it was in the round. So the stage was in the centre and Bree was in the front road. So there were other members of the audience looking directly at Bree while she had her cry. Yeah. It's a very awkward setup when it's a round stage. But then we were talking about how often we cry,

which we have talked about this before. You were quite shocked to learn that us girls cry probably once every three weeks-ish. No, that wasn't the shocking one. No, no. It was more the people who cry weekly. Oh, I'm pretty sure when you first learned that we cry like... Oh, I forget.

I forget. A fortnight three weeks. You were like, that's quite often. Whereas you cry biannually. Yeah, well, no, what I have learned from working with you guys is that women love crying. It's one of your hobbies. I don't think we love crying.

No, you literally said that. You were like, it makes me feel great. Oh, it depends what type. Yeah. If it's a real rough, hard cry, not good. Oh, okay. Not good. But a little car cry.

You guys enjoy, am I fair in saying, you enjoy from fun to time a recreational cry? You're like, what are you doing? I'm scheduling in some cry time. I think we just don't hold back. If it's there, we do it. You know? No shame in having a little cry.

Yeah. And I've got some science. I knew I had read this recently. the science behind why I believe crying is good for you. Are you guys ready? Producers, are you interested in this? So ready. Oh, yeah. So there is a biochemist.

This is full science, real science. A biochemist at the University of Minnesota did a study on two different types of tears where they collected two different types of tears and they studied what was in them. So one type of tears was when you cut an onion. and they collect those tears from when you cut an onion. Which is just a bit of leakage, isn't it?

Well, it turns out those types of tears are composed of 98% water. So pretty much mostly water. That is coming out, you're secreting water. And a little bit of stinging sensation too. No, the stingy is the onion and the water is to flush it out, isn't it? Yeah, it's trying to get it out of your eyeballs.

And then they studied, of course, the tears. of sadness. So real tears, I would argue, because crying over onions, not a real tear. But tears of sadness, and they had a look at what was in those tears. And so it turns out they're composed of a few different things.

Stress hormones was one. Pain-killing hormones was another. What? And then hormones that are linked to chronic tension was the third type of hormone that was found in sad tears. So literally when you cry, you allow your body to pretty much get rid of all these awful hormones in your body. So you're releasing tension and stress from your body when you cry.

So that's why you feel better after a cry. And do you feel, you know when after you have a good cry, you feel quite relaxed? No. Yeah, nah. Maybe after asleep, if you cry yourself, you wake up. I always feel like quite relaxed, like not like I'm not holding any more tension

because I've released it. Oh, I feel like my soul's been sucked out. What kind of crying is you doing? You feel a bit deflated. Yeah, what kind of crying you. Anyway, we're going to test Ella's tears. See what's her nose. You don't want to know.

Crocodile tears. Why are you stiffening up when we were even talking about this? Yeah, Clint hates it. You already looking awful. Oh, no, I want to hear Clint's thoughts on the study. I'm happy for you guys. I want to hear your thoughts on the study. You guys are sharing your passions.

It's nice. And what are your thoughts on the study? The information I just gave you about tears. Not that good because people cry when they're happy too. So what's happening in those tears? I'm not stressed there, am I? I'm crying because I'm happy. Well, they didn't study those.

That could be tomorrow. They just studied the happiness. Also, those are different tears again. They prioritise the onions. They would be different tears, I'd say. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't believe it.

No, yeah, I do. So you don't believe science? May, I'm not a question. No. What? I get that you don't believe the star song. But this is science. Play ZDM's

Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bree and Clint's, what's the plot?

It's our movie guessing game, where today if you can beat Bree, you'll score $250 can. Claudia, I think we've lost our contestants. Oh, no. That means there's a spot available if you call through. 0,800 dial ZDM. We'll do a bit of admin while they get us a replacement contestant.

Yeah, we read out the plot lines and you have a go at guessing them. It goes up 50 bucks a week, which is why we're at 2.50. Yeah. So I've won five games. Nah, this will be your fifth. Oh, is that how it works? Yeah. You're going for five today.

Oh, so that's not that impressive. We got someone. Welcome to the show, Oliver. Hi, Oliver. Oliver. Uh-huh, we've lost Oliver. What is going on, guys? Maybe something's going on with the phones.

What is going on? We'll try one more time. What's the theme for today? Today, because Jack Black is in the country. Yes. It's all movies where the main character is either called Jack or played by a guy called Jack. Love it. How good.

We got someone else. We got someone. Lou's here. Hey Lou. Hi Lou. Oh, few, we got you, Lou. Lou, do you know how what's the plot works? No.

Okay, we'll strap in. I'm going to read out plot lines to movies. Don't worry about the theme. It'll just confuse you. Yeah. You yell out the name of the movie when you think you know what it is. And if you get it, if you get two plot lines correct first, you win $250, okay? Yeah, okay.

Okay. You yell out Lou when you want to have a guess. And Bree will yell out Bree. Good luck, guys. Good luck, Lou. Here comes your first movie. Jack is a rodeo cowboy who, along with a ranch hand, is hired by a rancher as a sheepherder in Wyoming. Brie.

Brokeback Mountain. Oh, wow. Jack Twist. I can hear Lou. She's impressive, eh, Lou? She's impressive. Yeah. Come on, Lou, you got this next one.

Let's go. All right, movie number two. A young man's first visit to his girlfriend's parents' house turns out to be more nightmarish than he could have ever imagined. Bree. Meet the Fokers. Meet the Fokers is incorrect. Lou, do you want a free guess?

Oh, I have no idea. No? No. No? No. Yeah, nothing is coming too much. Okay, I'll keep. Keep going, okay, and you're both back in it.

Okay. Hopeing to... Meet the parents. Meet the parents, correct, yeah. Yeah. Lou, I love you. She's too good. Yeah, that's the whole thing.

You didn't win the $250 cash, but you did win the consolation prize, which is 50KFC. Chicken dollars. Well done. Oh, thank you. You're welcome, guys. Why are you in surround sound, Lou? Who's that in the background? The driver.

The driver, yeah. Oh, what's your driver's name? That's fancy that you've got a driver. your chauffeur. You guys have the exact same voice and it kind of sounds like we had you in stereo. I love it. Are you guys related?

And you've got the same laugh. Sisters. Oh, there you go. Amazing. Hey, thanks for playing guys. We'll get that KFC out to you. Oh, good. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.

Big surprise for Bree coming up. Big surprise for Bree. I don't like surprises on this show. It's something that you've asked for. Put it that way. Okay. Yeah. All right.

Okay, that makes me a little bit more excited. Did you think that I would ever make it happen for you? Probably not. Oh, okay. I'm even more excited then. But you did ask for it. Do I genuinely believe that you want it? No.

No. But you did ask for it. So I've said something with sarcasm. No. And you've taken that and run with it. It's open to interpretation. Your surprise will be here at five past five. Great.

First, though, would you watch Netflix if it had ads? Buzzy concept Because the whole reason people got into Netflix was there was no ads Yeah, true You know? You're like, oh, this is sick. Netflix is launching in New Zealand with ads

And it will be cheaper than full Netflix. Depends how much cheaper. Which, call me old-fashioned But I reckon it should be free. If they put ads in it, it should be free. That's how TV worked. That's why you got to watch Friends on TV 2 for free Because they put ads in it.

That's a great point. money, they made money, hear me out, they made money because you watched it. That's a great point. So now they want to charge you to watch it, and then they also want to charge people to put ads in it that you will also watch. Oh, he's bastards. You don't get, yeah, anyway, just me. This is how it will work, Netflix with ads.

You can expect to see a few short ads per hour, they've said. They will aim to place ads during natural plot breaks for a more seamless experience. you'll see ads before and during TV shows and movies. Some newly released movies will only have ads at the beginning as a special treat. Okay. And the ads will not be skippable. You can't skip them.

This is if you go for the ad version of Netflix. I need to know how much less. So the prices for Australia have been released. The New Zealand prices aren't out yet, but ours will be similar to Australia. Regular Netflix in Australia, $21. God, it's got an expert. No ads. $21, no ads, a month.

$21 bucks a month. Netflix with ads, 10 bucks. So you save $11 and you sit through ads. Would you do it? Is that enough of a saving for you to be bothered putting it with ads in your Netflix? How much a year are you saving? You're saving $120 a year, $132 a year. God, you know what is something that I don't like is,

Spotify with ads. So this is it, right? Yeah. And it's crazy because everything else, like you pay to avoid the ads on Spotify. Yeah. Would it ruin the experience? You're still paying for it.

Still 10 bucks. You're a maybe? I'm a maybe. Claudia, would that tempt you? $10 a month but you have to watch ads? You know what? It's a hard yes for me. Is it a hard yes?

Yeah, I'd be very happy with that. Yeah. Okay, what a chump. Hey, I'm saving $11 a month. I'm keen for the saving. I just don't like the principle of it. But how much time am I saving, though? To not watch the ads.

Exactly. Because you watch a lot of TV. You watch a lot. You'd watch a lot of ads. They'd love you to get the ad version. They'd make their money on me, wouldn't they? It should be a bit. It should be a thing where if you watch enough ads...

It caps out. You caps out. So if you can watch all your ads in the first week, you don't have to watch any more ads for the month. I like that. And they could figure that out. That would be good. 10 bucks?

10 bucks watch ads, $21, no ads. It is a big difference. And $21 is a lot to be paying for just one of the streaming platforms. It is a lot. It's so expensive. I would give it a go. I kind of think I would consider it too. It depends.

It's so hard. It is so hard, though, once you've tasted the good life. Exactly. To go back. To go backwards. Yeah, it's like going in business class. Let's say when we all got Netflix, that's how it always was. Then it wouldn't be a big deal.

Especially if your Netflix is just connected to your spark plan like miners and you don't see it. I've got no idea how much my Netflix cost. It's just connected to my broadband bill and it just goes through. I don't even see it. So you don't pay for Netflix? That's what it feels like. Yeah. But actually you are.

Yeah, it's all built in. There's no such thing as a free streaming service. Suck it in. Except for TVNZ Plus. Home of Celebrity Treasure Island. You can watch it Monday, Tuesday. and Wednesday nights. Jam-packed full of ads.

ZD.M. Brie? Clint. It's guest in studio. Hello, guest. Hello, Bree. Who are you? You don't know who this is, do you?

I don't think so. One thing at a time. Okay. Last week, Bree, you made a comment on ZM. Oh no. It was broadcast. I assume you were telling the truth and being honest

when you said this. Auckland FC is starting a women's team. Could we potentially find out when the tryouts might be. I'd love to go down for a trial. Can we get Nick Becker on the phone from Auckland FC and see if we can make this happen? Maybe I might have left my run in professional soccer very late.

Please welcome to the studio. Nick Becker, CEO of Auckland FC. I knew you looked familiar. Bree, how are you? Yeah, good. How are you? I'm very well. I'm excited.

I'm looking forward to your trial. It's going to be epic. Mate, congratulations on a great season, first and foremost. Thank you. No, it's been fantastic. What a run. Yeah, we can't wait. We're so excited about this weekend.

I bet you are. And that's all we need to talk about. Thanks for coming in. No, it is not. We've been talking about this Auckland FC, Women's Invitational Team, which are taking on Chelsea FC, which is a huge deal, right?

It's massive, it's huge. So Chelsea are coming down this part of the world. They've got a couple of games in Australia, and they wanted to come over here because they'd heard of Bree, basically. When the best of the world wanted to face up against the best of the world, this is where they come. Well, your last known address was Australia. That's why they went there.

Yeah, yeah, of course. So Auckland DFC don't currently have a women's team. No. But you're putting one together for this game, aren't you now? Yeah, correct. And we're taking incredibly seriously, that's why we do want Breed to be part of it. But we've appointed Jenny Bindon,

who's an absolute legend in football in this country. She's going to coach the team. She's going to, over the next couple of weeks, pull together the squad that she wants. And so it will be an Auckland FC invitational team, playing an exhibition match. against Chelsea FC. So how does this look?

How does Bree try out for the women's team? What the hell is happening? And what do you need from her? So, Bree, I would highly recommend you get up early and do some runs. Okay. Get those sprints. It's been a while. The beep, the beep test.

Maybe a Bronco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm naturally super fit. Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look it. You look it. We can make a hype reel for Bree.

That's great idea. Yeah. I like that. Showcasing your skills. Editing could make me look better. Depends who's doing the editing. This is real, by the way. Oh, we're actually doing that.

You know, this is real. This is not. This is actually happening. I'm going to have to dust off the boots. It's been, oh, it's been a little while. Out of just, sorry for not knowing this, but what position do you play for me? I'm a sweeper, centerback. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, because I'm tall. You are. I'm sturdy. And, I mean, I love a slide tackle. Okay. That's my MO. Studs up. Yeah.

No, no, no, no. It starts down. Oh, you're not a dirty player. No, not dirty. Not dirty. Always fair. Yeah. I've only ever got one yellow card in my whole life.

Out of how many professional games? Couple. Out of a career spanning many years. Many, many years. I don't want to get into the details. I don't like talking about. She doesn't want to bore you. Yeah.

Can I just ask Nick Becker, CEO of Auckland FC, when you are looking to recruit players for the club, like what sort of age do you look for? Because you want longevity, right, for your investment? There's sort of three. key areas. Oh, what are they? You've got that sort of, you've got the sunrise.

Okay. That kind of, you know, the youth, the kind of excitement of youth and the energy that comes with that. You've got high noon, which is like players right at their peak. Yeah, they're really in that sweet spot. Yeah, yeah. They're ripe now. Yeah, yeah.

And then you've got your sunset. Which is the most beautiful out of the three, I think. It is the most beautiful time of the day. Yeah. And it also brings that experience. And the kind of often a lot of the input is off the pitch as much as it's in the pitch. I like that. Culturally, how you teach them to behave in the dressing room and that kind of, you know,

life experience, Nick. So you're looking for an old bird to run the Ui boom in the changing rooms. Pretty much, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's good at that. I've got a good playlist. I've got a great playlist. Well, Nick Becker, we appreciate the opportunity. Bree, you're keen for this, right?

We can't wait, Bree. Yep, I'm so keen. Can't wait for you to see my skills and I look forward to hearing back from you. It's going to be a magical moment. We can talk numbers and sort of fees off. Off air, can't we? Yeah, because it's professional, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, we can't.

We can't let out those trace secrets. I mean money your way, by the way. Excuse you. Oh, no. ZD.N's Brie and Clint. If you missed it, Brie is officially trying out for the Auckland FC women's team. What am I going to have to do? We've got to make a highlights real of you.

Nick Becker was telling us before. Can we... Free Thomas L. Senaback, 30-something. No previous injuries, apart from breaking my back when I was 16. No professional experience. Good attitude. Anyway, you leave that with us.

Okay. Actually, you train and then leave the rest of us. Okay. Before then, I saw this story today which will peak your interest because you're a Pokemon card collector. Yes. I was in my youth. Yes.

And recently, we talked about on this show, when I was home, found some of my Pokemon card collection. A Dunedan man has been. busted stealing Pokemon cards, your dream fella. Oh, no. I like an honest man. No, you like a man with lots of Pokemon cards, and he had a lot of Pokemon cards. He's 23, he's got name suppression.

Okay. So I can't directly hook you guys up, but if he's listening, get in the DMs. He has appeared in court in Dunedin, charged with stealing $20,000 worth of Pokemon cards from the store that he worked at that sold Pokemon. Oh, from the store. 20 grand worth of Pokemon cards. And obviously that's the shelf value. Yeah.

Because they're in the packet. Yeah. Who knows if he got a hologramarifich Charanazard. Yeah, exactly. Who knows if he got a hologan, that's the one you want, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, that's not funny.

It's serious. What is interesting, though, is I know that you are still hoping that your mum unearths the other half of your Pokemon card collection. Yeah, so here's the deal. I collected Pokemon cards as a kid. My brother then later started collecting cards as well.

So we both had a collection. So far, there's only been one card collection that's been found. One binder. One binder. And I believe there's a lot of expensive and cards that are worth a lot of money in the other binder, but we haven't found them. The woman charged with locating that other binder is your mum, Mama Di. Good afternoon, Mama Di.

Hi, Mum. Good afternoon, guys. How you going? That little laugh makes me think that this isn't going to be good news. You don't know. Dye, how goes the pokey quest? Do I have to say or will I be honest? You like our very own Ash Kitcham rummaging around rural Queensland looking for Pokemon.

Have you caught them all, Mum? I've found some. Shut up. I have found some. Okay. And... Oh, this is a stitch up. On my life, on my life, I know nothing about this.

This is real? Scouts on her. This is real? This is real. I am not sitting your mum up for this. I am not joking. I have found a little stash, a pile, and I am not joking. I don't know if I'm going to give a...

Did you know about this? I didn't know about this. She just said she's considering keeping... the cards for herself. Mum, come on. Mum. Don't make me... Don't make me unearth all the dirt that I have on you.

And I'll air it on New Zealand radio. Don't think I won't. Unfortunately, the worst part about it is I think they might be all Brianna's this lot. What makes you think that, Di? I'm so excited. I'm a little tiny bit of homework, not nice lot. homework, not much, and it's the era. Okay, I don't, let's keep it a secret.

I don't want to know any more details, but I'll talk to you after the show and we'll organise you sending them over here. Oh, I don't know if I want to send them over. I think I'll have to come with them. I think you're getting a step ahead of yourself here, Brie. I'm so excited. You need to coax these cards out of your mother.

By the way, if you haven't been listening recently, Bree's poor mother has two broken ankles at the moment. She's broke both of them at the same time. She's in double moon boots and Bree's been whipping her getting in a look through sheds full of shit for her stupid Pokemon cards.

I haven't even asked her once. Bad anchor, Clint. You know what I had to do? I had to even try and get a shoe on one foot to try and get up to the shed so I could have a look. That's how bad she's been. I mean, that is...

That is not true. Because it's swelled up like a... You lie a liar pants on fire, Mum. Can I propose a solution, a compromise, a deal of sorts? Okay. How many cards around about, rough guess, do you think you've found, Dye? I think I've found between, I think it's around. I haven't really...

Oh, well, I should go and probably count them, I suppose, but I kind of found the file. Don't touch them. Rough guess. Rough guess. with your greasy little hands. I got excited. 50 cards? 100 cards?

What do you think? No, not that many. How many? It's up around 20. 20. Okay. I think, yes. But there's some more news to it.

Oh, what? To the juicy bit. What? And I have to ask Brianna, they're all holographic. This is a stitch up. No. I'm fair income. All holographic and they're all in the full.

fossil. The fossil pack. That's one of the rare ones. Well, they're fossils. And all I know is I've looked it up and I know. I don't want to know because I want a surprise when I see them. Yeah, they're all in the fossil era. There's a few little bit of different ones here and here and there, but they're all.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Is there a chimaras art in there? No, Jonah. Now I'm holding me in my hand. It's called Macchump, M-A-C-H-A-M-P. Machamp? Machamp.

M-champ. No, no, don't. I don't. I don't want to see them. I want to, yeah, can you keep it a secret? I don't want to know what they are. Oh, okay. And I'll bring them over as a surprise.

Yeah. Bring them over when you're coming over. Oh, my God. This is so much better than I expected. Did you know about this? No, had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea.

I had no idea. idea this was coming at all. No, well, I only found him yesterday when I was trying to get up there with one shoe on. My compromise, by the way, my compromise, I'll just give it to you quickly. Mama and I get to find his fee. She gets 20%, which would mean that she can choose any four cards from the 20, and she picks them first, and then she gives you the rest. Oh, Jesus, cling.

You're not a very good negotiator. Come on, 50%. How about, how about, how about, you give me the cards and I don't release all those details about you on the radio. It's the photos I'm worried about. I think we take this negotiation offline. Mama Di, thank you very much. I'm so excited.

That's big news. I wonder if there is a Charazade in there. Let's get your mum over to find out. The MADM's Bree and Clint podcast. The Mama Die thing with the Pokemon cards. I... We've taken it off live. someone said, can you please get Mama Di to try and read out some more names of the Pokemon.

That's a good time. Up until recently, she was calling them Pokemon's. Yeah, Pokemon. Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon. Cards.

So, yes, that's a very funny idea. And we can work on that, too. Let's do your birthday bangers right now. Number one songs when you turn 16. That is your birthday bang. Hannah's here. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hello. How's your day been, Hannah? It was pretty good. It was pretty good. Okay, good to hear. What is your day to birth? 31st of August 2003. All right, that means you were 16, Hannah, in 2019.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabo. It's not the best, not the worst, Hannah. Oh, I don't know. Do you like it or no? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's when they were in that fake relationship, eh? Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabo. Well, people said that they were each other's beards. That's right. That's what people were saying. Yeah, yeah. You didn't fool any of us, Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabo.

Not for a second. Let's go to Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, hey guys. What have you been doing today, Charlotte? Oh, I just work, you know. Yeah.

What do you do, Charlotte? I work in global recruitment. I'm going to pretend like I know what that means. It sounds like it is. We just send people to air. You find people for jobs. She's worldwide. Yeah.

Wow. She scours the globe for the best talent, don't you, Charlotte? I do. Yeah. What's the biggest salary you've seen? Probably upwards of 300K. And that's your salary, Charlotte. Oh, I wish.

All right. Why's your date of birth? What are your birthday banger? 29th of October, 1989. All right, that means Charlotte. You were 16 in 2005. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger.

Yeah. The original Rihanna hit, Pondi replay. I'll take that. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, Charlotte, it's a goodie. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger. Felix is caught up to do mum's birthday banger.

Hey, Felix. Hi, Felix. Hi, Felix. Hi. What is mum's name, Felix? Tara. Tara. Tara?

Yes. And what is her birthday? 27 of February 1986. Perfect, Felix. That means mum was 16 in 2002. And on that day in 2002, this had a number one. Oh, banger. Ashanti.

And Jarl rule. Crazy that this is only three years older than that Rihanna song. Yeah. What do you think, Felix? Do you like that song for your mum? Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, it's a good one.

Okay, wait there. We've got to choose the tune, Rihanna, Camilla Cabo, and Jarlene. And Ashanti. I'm voting for Rihanna. Me too. Yeah. It's got the vibes, eh. Charlotte from Global Recruitment.

Congratulations, you just won birthday banger. Awesome. Thanks, guys. No worries. You're welcome. Brian Clint. The ZM Podcast Network. Rihanna Pondi replay on ZM with Brian Clint.

It's a birthday banger for Charlotte. That song was number one in 2005, which means it's 21 years old. Get it, Rihanna. Jeez, 21 years. Rihanna? Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna.

Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. I don't know. Hmm. Producers, you want to weigh in on this? Go, Rihanna?

Rihanna. Rihanna. Rihanna. I'm trying to think of a person who's like said her name in a song. Yeah. I don't know if anyone has. Rihanna. Rihanna.

Rihanna. Lock it in. Okay, wait. So let's all, let's all, what are we locking in? Rihanna. Rihanna. Frick. Rihanna.

I'm locking in Rihanna. Can you guys text us? Is it Rihanna or Rihanna? I think it's Rihanna. I think it's Rihanna. So we're on the same page. Yeah. So it's like the R version of my name. Brianna?

Brianna. Yeah. Yeah. She's Rihanna. Rihanna. And you're Brianna. Oh, what? Oh, Jesus Christ.

Brianna? It's Z.A.m's Brie and Clint podcast. Have you seen the story about this plastic surgeon that is making headlainting because he's performed on multiple members of his family. Oh, no. No, I haven't. Seems like a conflict. A little bit.

Yeah. But he's making headlines around the world. He's an American plastic surgeon. His name is Dr. Anthony Bertlett. He's 66. He's got offices in New York and his hometown in New Jersey. And he has worked on more than half a dozen of his own relatives. Busy.

So these are the people. that the article talks about him working on. His mother. Wow. His twin brother. Okay. His stepdaughter and niece. Yeah.

And his wife. Busy. And his sister as well, sorry. Wow. Get this, though. He gave his sister, he performed... No. Yeah.

Gave her a boob job. A boob job. Yeah. He said, she works in his office. right, works in his office. He said he found it quite awkward and weird. Yeah.

But she said she was fine with it. What did he give his mum? It doesn't say. Because that's interesting. But it does say what surgery performed on his wife. Oh, yeah? Gave her a facelift. Oh, yeah.

Well, if she wanted it. Imagine if you stuff it up, though. Yeah, that's big. Oh, no. Yeah. That's a big concern. reminded me, and this is a true story, reminded me of this girl that I dated years and years ago.

And her grandfather was a plastic surgeon. And we went our separate ways, and we still followed each other on social media. And I noticed that she had gotten a boob job. Oh, pervert. Why were you looking? I wasn't looking. Gross, Bray.

I wasn't looking. Gross. Anyway, it turns out her grandfather gave her the boob job. Oh, good, that's so weird. It's weird. Isn't it weird? I know a girl whose father is a plastic surgeon. Got it.

And she had a few procedures. What's the few? She just, each time I saw her, she had a couple of things done, I think. Like what? Do you remember? I wasn't looking below the shoulders like you. Gross, Claire. Yes, you were.

No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. It was mostly facial. You were trying to stay out of my trap. No, she's already sweethears in that department. Can't improve on perfection. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.