ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st November 2023

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

Who ruined the wedding? Clint's big Christmas tree question.  The cat came back! Things that are cheaper in NZ.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, happy post-Malone Day. God, there's a lot of concerts going on at the moment. God, there's just concerts everywhere. I'm just trying to organise a last minute ticket. Are you going to go? Yeah, I really want to go. I saw him, because he obviously opened for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Yeah. Was that this year? Yes. Last year. This year. Was it this year? Yeah. Anyway, saw him there and look, I'm not going to lie, kind of liked him more than the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I did hear that. He's just such an amazing live performer. Yeah.

Like very, very good and the weather's primo today. Oh, you've done the classic Kiwi thing where you've left it to the day of the concert to decide based on the weather, which I feel like should be fair enough. I think it's fair enough. Yeah. You should be able to get a refund if it's raining. Yeah.

It's not what I signed up for. I didn't sign up to be in the rain in gumboots. Yeah. Well, good luck to you. I'll do my best. Do you want someone listening to take you as their plus one? Huh. Do you want someone listening to take you as their plus one? Huh? Do you want someone listening to take you as their plus one this afternoon?

If you need a plus one to post Malone this afternoon, let me know. Brie will buy the drinks. Yeah. Good deal. 0800 dials at M. Actually, just text us. Text us to 9696. We need the phone lines for Tradiverse Lady, which we're going to play next.

Yes, we do. Back to the adult version of Tradie vs. Lady. Back to the scores, which is 99 Tradies, 103 Ladies. And back to $50 cash, thanks to KFC, if you're keen to play. Yes, 0800DIALZM is the number if you want to play some Tradie vs. Lady. We'll get you on. Bree and Clint. It's time for a round of Tradie vs Lady.

It's Tradie vs Lady. We had a ripping kids game of Tradie vs Lady yesterday where Ruby took it out in stunning fashion. Wasn't it a good game for International Kids Day? It was. People are saying we should do a whole week of kids games. Maybe next week. Yeah, really put the kids to work. We will have a think about that. This round we're playing

Tradian Lady, the standard version. Now, Trady is calling from Whangarei. He's turning 22 on Friday and that is his fun fact. Welcome to the show, Bryden. G'day. Bryden or Brayden? Bryden. Mate, what are you doing for your 22nd?

I'm actually a DJ up in Whangarei, so I'll be playing the local bar, trying to get all the mates involved to come down and support. You're going to DJ your own 22nd birthday. Give your bar a shout-out. Go on. Yeah, give your gig a shout-out. Bar show's Whangarei. He's over in Brisbane at the moment, so he won't be listening.

But, yeah, the place to be on a Saturday night. There we go. You're taking on our lady today from Hastings. She's 34, and she's a yellow belt in karate. That is gangster. Welcome to the show, Connie. G'day, Connie. Can you tell us what is a yellow belt?

Where does the yellow belt sit? It's above a white belt and a blue belt and then the yellow belt. And then how many between that and black? And then you go green, brown, then black. So I'm in the middle. Is it true in karate once you go black belt you never go back? I think so. Thought so. Good to know. Connie, your buzzer is lady. Brighton, yours is tradie. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.

Here we go, guys. Good luck. Question number one. What is the name of the toy cowboy in Toy Story? Brady. Yes. Brydon. Oh, no.

I spoke too soon because now it's just gone straight out of my head. I know. Oh, no. No. Connie. Woody. Oh, no. No. Connie. Woody. It is Woody. Brydon's kicking himself.

He knew that one. One to the ladies. Question number two. Brydon had Woody, but he lost it. Yeah. When held to a ultraviolet light, which animal's urine glows in the dark? Ooh.

Take a guess. These animals live in your house. Yes, Bryden. Dog. No, not dog. Were the guests, Connie? Cat. Yeah. It is a cat's urine. It was one or the other, Bryden. Question number three. You need this one here

to stay in at buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Come on, Brydon, the DJ. Connie, this is right in your wheelhouse. She was in the Black Eyed Peas. Yes, Connie, for the win. Is it Nicki Minaj? I don't know. No. It was in the Black Eyed Peas. Yes, Connie, for the win. Is it Naki Minaj? I don't know. No.

It was worth a guess. Bryden, you want to jump in? Oh. Oh. This is shooketh me. I thought this song was big. Yeah, Connie, you on it? Is that Black Eyed Peas?

Yeah, but who from the Black Eyed Peas? No, you know what? No, no one gets it. We are disqualifying both of you. It was Fergie. Guys, it's Fergie. Fergalicious. Oh, God.

Brydon's obviously a drum and bass DJ. Brydon, Brydon, you better be putting London Bridge on your line-up for the weekend, all right? Question. I do play 90s as well, but. It's not 90s! Oh, my God!

You're telling me here, Brydon. All right, question number four, still two to the ladies. Which shoe brand makes the Chuck Taylor? Ladies. Connie for the ladies. Which shoe brand makes the Chuck Taylor? Ladies. Connie for the win. Converse. She's got it. She's a lady.

I tell Brydon to play Fergie and he says, I played songs from the 90s. Sorry, babes, I haven't got any vinyl. Jesus. Oh, no. Well done, Connie. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Nice work, Connie.

My kids are so excited. Good. Glad to hear it. Mum killed it, kids. She did very well. I'm going to put my hand up and say I'm not the best housekeeper. I didn't grow up in a very super tidy house, and I am a product of my environment upbringing.

Didn't you go to boarding school? Yes. It was a mess. Absolute nightmare. Yeah. But no, I'm not the best housekeeper. I think I've gotten better from being with my partner who is a good housekeeper. Yeah.

Like very clean, very organised. Her job is very hygienic, so she would be fastidious, wouldn't she? No, I think it's from when she worked on super yachts. Oh, okay. She was a steward on a super yacht for like six years uh which their whole life is cleaning and doing it properly and doing it thoroughly so i've learned a lot of things over the last couple of years about stuff that i never knew should be cleaned um So it didn't surprise me when I saw this video of this woman who was very shocked to learn that something in her house needed to be cleaned regularly. Uh-oh. And she's never cleaned it before in her life.

Take a listen to what this woman realized. Am I the only one who never knew we were supposed to be deep cleaning our dishwashers? This is called the filter. Every dishwasher has one and there's usually two parts to it. And here's what really got me. We're supposed to be washing this monthly. I have lived in my apartment for a year now. I never even knew that this filter was a thing or that we were supposed to be deep cleaning it monthly.

I like that she's introducing it to us like we've never seen it. This is the filter. This is called the filter. I hadn't seen it until like four or five years ago. You said that to me. I was like, never knew that. That is grim. Same with heat pump filters.

Yeah. Like the only reason I kind of cottoned on that it needed to be cleaned or there was something in there that needed to be cleaned is because it stopped working. And I was like, God, it's really sluggish today. We need a new heat pump. Yeah. No, he's going to clean the filter.

Every three months you've got to do those. Yeah. It's disgusting. Yeah, well, it's all dust and skin in there, isn't it? I feel like I'd rather, which one would you rather clean? Like if you were getting dished out jobs, would you rather clean the dishwasher filter, the heat pump filter or the washing machine filter?

Oh, washing machine. I'd go washing machine. Oh, nah. Then heat pump. Oh, yeah. I think it's heat pump, washing machine, then dishwasher. Really? You think about all the yuck stuff that's in clothes. Yeah, but you think about all the yuck stuff that's in clothes.

Yeah, but you think about all the yuck stuff that's in dust. Like... That's also in clothes. Yeah, okay. Have you ever smelled... Like the washing machine just smells. Anything to get out of doing the dishwasher one. Yeah.

The dishwasher... When there's like chunky bits in the dishwasher. And you think that you can get one of those dishwasher cleaner things from the supermarket that you put in and then you run it and, man, your dishwasher smells clean. It doesn't do the inside. It doesn't do inside. It doesn't?

No. You've got to do that and clean the filter. But sometimes you can just get away with just doing that. Because you know what it is. The water in your dishwasher cycles around. So it goes through that filter and then back onto your dishes. We know. You know?

I just don't want to touch it. It's disgusting. That and the tea towel, like, I am staring clear of. Just yuck. Do you clean your mattress? Yeah. Nah, me neither, but you should. We have a mattress protector on it.

I know, but you're meant to vacuum your mattress regularly. Yeah, there's so many dead skin cells on there. Yeah. And dust and just other disgusting stuff. You're meant to vacuum your mattress regularly. Yeah, there's so many dead skin cells on there. And dust and just other disgusting stuff. I thought we could ask people, like that's another good one, the mattress, but what are the things that you didn't realise needed to be cleaned? Yeah. And you didn't realise this for a long time.

Yeah, they didn't cover that at becoming an adult school. Yeah, I feel like we need to start running these classes. We make a fortune. Yeah. Right, I feel like we need to start running these classes. We make a fortune. Yeah. Right, so this is the dishwasher filter. We go into schools, like the life education caravan, but we just do that 17 and 18-year-olds. You're like, guys, here's the shit you actually need to know.

Stop learning algebra. You're never going to use that unless you're a scientist. He's out of vacuuming the mattress. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. What are the things in your house or just everyday life that you didn't realise needed to be cleaned?

Yeah. Talk to us about it. No shame zone. We'll probably learn something. You'll be educating some people with this this afternoon. Bree and Clint.

Right now we're asking you to educate us because we might learn something here about things you didn't realise in your home needed to be cleaned. And not like the microwave or things like that. They're obvious.

Not things that you just don't clean. You see them and you're like, I know I need to clean that but I don't want to so I won't. Doesn't the oven have a feature where it cleans itself? Some. The fancy ones. The fancy oven. I think it's a pyrolytic oven.

Because I've never seen one that has that feature. Yeah. When are they going to bring out a pyrolytic air fryer? A what? The pyrolytic ovens are the ones that clean themselves. Right. So why don't they bring out a pyrolytic air fryer? Oh, that's smart.

Because you know what the ovens do? They just get themselves so hot that all the gunk inside it incinerates. That's how they do it. What? Yeah. It just burns everything off. So can air fryers get that hot? Is that safe?

I don't know. So if... The air fryer people are listening. Yeah, if Philips are listening. Yeah, do that. Come on, get amongst. I kind of like that the bottom of my air fryer is kind of like the Chamber of Secrets.

Like I've never cleaned my air fryer. Marie said it's good for flavour. It is good for flavour. Like, it just rolls around all the old fat through the other food. Like an old chilli or something. Pretty much defeats the purpose of using an air fryer. Tess is here. Hi, Tess.

Hi, Tess. Hi, guys. Tell us, Tess, what was the thing you didn't realise needed to be cleaned? I didn't realise we had to clean the ice maker in the fridge. You know how like... What? Yeah, so I was putting water in ours and then I noticed something and I pulled it out and it was like all slimy. I googled it and you're supposed to clean them. I didn't know that, Tess.

I didn't know that either. And. I didn't know that either. And our ice is freezing so differently now. It's really nice ice. And I bet it doesn't have that weird ice taste to it anymore. No, it doesn't. It doesn't, like that fridge taste. Yeah, the fridge taste. You know what I learned the other day?

Because I've got a beer fridge downstairs which has got a freezer in it. Oh, must be nice. What, to have a beer fridge? Give me a break. I put my paintbrushes in the fridge in these plastic bags when I was painting the other week. That sounds serial killer-y. Well, no, to keep them like, so they didn't dry out. So I learned off TikTok.

But in the freezer, I had an ice cream cake. The air from the fridge went into the freezer and now the ice cream cake tastes like paint. How does that happen? What, is it the same? No, it's the freezer. One's a fridge and one's a freezer. I know, but are they connected?

Yeah, the same machine. Yeah, it's still the same fan. Is it? It's got the same fan on the back of the fridge, doesn't it? Well, Tess, you didn't know about the ice machine, so we're all learning something, right? Tess, thank you for informing me. I don't even want to look what our ice machine would look like.

Someone texted and said, I had no idea you had to clean the vacuum cleaner filter. Oh yeah, take that thing off. It will blow your mind. What? Yeah, have you got a Dyson? Oh, must be. No, I'm just kidding. No, we don't. Well, have you got a stick vacuum or something? We

have a robot vacuum. Yeah, you've got to clean the filter. Is there a filter in that too? Yeah, it'll be full of shit. Why does everything have a bloody filter? I wish us as humans had a filter. You know what? That's what happens when you do a juice cleanse. Like taking out your filter.

Have you seen the gunk? When you do a filter, it's your liver. Have you seen the gunk that comes out of your liver when you do a juice cleanse? It's like black and sticky. Someone said you're meant to clean your ceiling, drug, toaster, and the inside of your hoses. No, you are not. I'm too scared to clean the toaster. I know what happens when people clean toasters.

Have you seen the video of that Italian grandma? Yes, that's what I mean. Who's cleaning her toaster in the sink? No way. No way. I have seen it. I saw it last night. Don't do it, by the way.

Someone said, if you're not cleaning the tops of your door frames, I ain't going in your dusty house. How do you know? How tall are you? Some people are so clean. Like, clean the skirting boards. Like, I have never gotten down and thought, jeez, that skirting board needs to clean.

We're asking you what are the things you didn't know that you needed to clean. Someone's texting, the toilet. The toilet. Okay. Everyone knows that you need to clean the toilet. And someone else said the shower plug. Oh, yeah.

We always rock off in my relationship as to who's pulling the hair out of the shower plug. Cleaning out the shower drain, that is like the human filter. I'd rather clean out the dishwasher filter than the shower plug. Cleaning out the shower drain, that is like the human filter. I'd rather clean out the dishwasher filter than the shower drain. The shower drain is the worst. It doesn't get worse than that. It's time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, let it go, let it go. Well, they haven't because they're making another one. They refuse to let it go, let it go. Well, they haven't because they're making another one. They refuse to let it go. Disney have announced that Frozen 4 is in the works. Actually, they were talking about it today on Good Morning America here in the States. The CEO of Disney, Bob Iger, he was actually talking about the fact that the team are already hard at work. Now, here's the thing, right? So I've actually been to the Disney Studios here in LA,

and I've met some of the team who work on these animation films. We're talking 400 people. Wow. Work on these, and the Toaster, I know that sounds, how could there possibly be 400, what do they all do, one pencil drawing each? No, honestly, it's so crazy the amount of work and money and time that goes into these because, I mean, they are exceptional.

But Frozen 4, I bring the bearer of good news, it's being made. It's going to take years, though. These take years. Yeah, well, they've still got to release Frozen 3. So for them to be jumping ahead and announcing the next one as well. They're locking them in. Now that the actors and the writers' strike is over, they must just be like, there must be a huge backlog of stuff that needs to be commissioned

and produced and things like that. So there'll be a lull and then all of a sudden all these big movies will come out, right Dean? That's right. I was actually speaking to a friend of mine who's an executive at Disney the other day in the gym and he said the same thing. He's like, I thought the studios were like, kind of just holding out like being mean, like whatever. That was just as stressful for them. He explained it was just as stressful for them how it all played out and that they have no content and that it was just a horrific experience we all think it was just the actors which obviously it was but both sides were just trying to wrangle and figure this out and so because everyone lost a ton of money but the good news is it's back on it's happening and uh

that'll be why we can't find a good tv show to watch at the moment because everyone lost a ton of money, but the good news is it's back on, it's happening, and get ready for Frozen 4. That'll be why we can't find a good TV show to watch at the moment, because we've sort of gone through everything and there's been nothing new commissioned recently. Ah, we figured it out. The strike did happen for a long time. Hey, quick question for you guys. How much do you think the

CEO, Bob Igar from Disney gets paid a year? Oh, he'd be on a cheeky $20? $100? $20 million? $100 million? $27 million. I don't know if it's US. Probably. Probably.

That sounds good. That sounds alright. You could pay your rent with that, couldn't you? Pay your rent and your groceries with that. This one for the cat owners. There's a couple called Richard and Maria Price. They got a call from a vet in New York recently. The vet said, hey, do you own a black and white cat?

And they said, no, we don't. But we did have a black and white cat back in 2012, but that cat is long gone. Ran away. Yeah, 2012, ages ago. And the vet said, Ha! Think again. Mimi is here. She's alive and

she's alive. I was going to say she's alive and well, but she's alive. She not well. Well, Brie, she's been missing for 11 years. Maybe she's 12. No, she's 15. She was four when she went missing.

First of all, she was a rescue. They rescued her when she was two. And then she lived with them for two years. And then someone left a door open in New York and she ran away. This cat's been living on the streets of New York City for 11 years. Is that what they think? Yeah. It's a street cat.

It's a street cat. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's living the real. It's a street cat. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's living the real life version of the musical Cats. We've got a picture of her that I can show you. So you can sort of see what condition that she's in. She's 15 years old now. Oh, here it is.

That's this. Oh, bless her. Poor thing. She looks in pretty good Neck to me She's alright For 15 The issue is So that's good right

She looks a little bit Rough around the edges I mean she's been Living on the streets But you'd be stoked To hear that your cat Was alive I mean after 11 years

You've probably mourned It and moved on After working the streets For 11 years You kind of You know That's street pussy She

The owners are like, oh, okay. Awkward because we've moved to Spain now. So they moved to Spain with three other cats. What happens to her? What's her name? Mimi. Mimi. What happens to Mimi now?

What would you do? You, you've. Set her free back on the streets. You haven't seen her for 11 years. They know it's her. If she's done 11 years on the streets, what's a couple more going to do? But you'd feel guilty because they've rung you and told you, right? They've rung you and said, she's here.

We've scanned her microchip. We know that it's her. It's definitely Mimi. This happened to my mum a few years ago. Last year, actually, that cat of ours that went missing that one time and then like three years later managed to find its way back to our house. And then when my parents... Three years.

Yeah. And then when my parents moved from our childhood home to the new home that they'd built, the cat went missing again. Yeah. The same cat. Yeah. And so that was five years ago. And then my mum gets a call this year or last year saying,

do you own a ginger cat by the name of AJ? That's what's coming up in the system. My mum goes, yeah. She goes, yeah, the cat's here in Warwick. It's the town that's like 40 minutes away from our place. And some lady's been looking after it for like four years. Yeah. But how did it get there?

It's 40 minutes away. Any animal that passed away, you'd want to like put it in the ground yourself if you were your mum, right? Because she'd be like, otherwise it would just show up again. The cat was fine. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

You wouldn't be able to believe any animal would pass away because they keep showing up years later. Well, my mum's just like waiting, you know, and hoping that the dog... For the dog, yeah. Yeah, I don't think the dog's ever come back. Dog's been gone for three years but she... I feel like cats deal better with like living on their own. Do you want to know

what happened to Mimi? Oh, no. So Mimi... If it's a nice ending, I want to know. No, you just have to know. Yes or no. Do you want to know? a nice ending I want to know. No, you just have to know. Yes or no. Do you want to know? Yeah, I do want to know. Okay, Mimi, the 15 year old cat who's been living on the streets of New York for 11 years. Her owners have moved to Spain. They put her down. No, Christmas miracle.

He's flying back to New York City to get her and fly her to Spain. Are they actually? Mimi, after 11 years on the street, is moving to Spain baby. That 15 year old cat is not going to last a second in the cargo hold of that plane. We've got audio of Mimi here. This is how happy she is to be moving to Spain. If I know my cats...

That's one happy puss. Yeah, that's happy. Yeah, that's happy. Yeah, that's what you want. I want to talk about people that ruined a wedding you were probably at and a part of. Maybe it was you. Maybe you can put your hand up and say, yeah, I think I ruined that wedding a little bit.

There's audio going around of a mother-in-law losing it at the bride because she said she would love this lady's son, flaws and all. And she said, how dare you? How dare you say my son has flaws? How dare you say my son has flaws? How dare you? And this is during the wedding ceremony. He's my perfect boy. So who ruined the wedding?

We've got a call from Lisa on our 800 dials at M. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. Tell us what happened at your wedding that ruined it. My maid of honour got really drunk and was talking to my dad and slapped him around the face. Nobody knows why.

Okay. So what happens after that? Well, my brother came up and he was like, you're made of honour, that said a name. Yeah. He just slapped dad. I was like, what the heck? I was like, did you just slap my dad?

Her husband came up, well, partner. He had to take her home because she was so drunk. What time? Six o'clock. Six o'clock. 6pm. Yeah, we'd only been at the reception for Polly and Howard. Lisa, how did you feel about it?

Were you a bit pissed off with your maid of honour? I was because she was meant to be my maid of honour. She slapped my dad. He said nothing wrong. Never said anything wrong. Wait, wait, wait. Lisa, are we sure Dad did nothing wrong? No, he hasn't got anything to say.

Okay, good. Just checking. Sounds like she had a few too many. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, we've been drinking since about 10, but she just started knocking back the champagne as soon as we got there. Nah, the people in the front of the room have to keep themselves together until the dance floor starts.

Lisa, I'm so, like, my brother gets married in a couple of weeks and they've made me the MC of the wedding. Does that mean I can't drink, like, hardly at all? Oh, no, I'd still drink. Yeah, the MC doesn't need to do any serious stuff, right? Unless you start giving out your life story on the microphone. Yeah, true. Just feel the vibes, okay?

True, feel the vibes. We're asking who ruined the wedding. Someone said, so my sister told me that I was being selfish on my wedding day because I was making the day all about me. It was her wedding day. It's her wedding! I was making it all about me and my soon-to-be husband

and she then threw a glass jar at me but it missed and hit our mum. Oh! There's some deep-seated issues in there. Yeah. What about this one? At my first wedding, when I was throwing the bouquet to all of the women, my dad had a bit too much to drink and ran out and grabbed it

instead of one of the girls being able to. It ruined it for all of them. We also had a fingerprint tree that was hand-drawn by my maid of honour. And it was beautiful. And instead of putting his fingerprint onto the ink pad and pressing it onto the fingerprint tree to form one of the leaves, he grabbed the whole square ink pad and stamped it onto the hand-drawn fingerprint tree

and ruined the entire thing. I thought you were going to say he put ink on his butt cheeks and then put his butt cheeks... I mean, that would be at least funny....on your fingerprint tree. I thought you were going to say he put ink on his butt cheeks and then put his butt cheeks... I mean, that would be at least funny. ...on your fingerprint. I'd be so annoyed at him. Someone just texted me from a wedding that I was at. I completely forgot about this,

but at one of our mutual friends' weddings, this girl, just dancing like everybody's dancing, she attempted to do a high kick in her heels. As you do. But we'd all had a few champagnes by that stage, and she lost her centre of gravity and fell backwards and cracked her head on the concrete.

And she had to lie flat. And we were way out in South Auckland and she had to lie flat there. Oh, way to make it about her. I know, until she could get picked up and taken to the hospital. God, selfish. What a selfish human. She felt awful. I bet she did. And I was sort of hanging out with her.

I was like, hey. Well, one, she was concussed, so that makes you feel terrible. I was saying to her, do you want me to get you some drinks to make you feel better? No, no. Bro, she can't drink. Leave her alone. Someone else said, I catered a wedding once where the father of the groom had a heart attack and crashed his car just before the wedding.

They decided not to have the ceremony but continued with the function as it was paid for. Bride's dad got shit-faced and called the bride by his stepdaughter's name after already making a fool of himself. Massive argument ensued. Apparently, this was the third time they had tried to get married. When we left the bride, she was sitting in the gutter in tears. As you would be.

There's a lot of pressure on wedding days and if everything's not cool before the wedding, the alcohol's going to intensify it and it's going to blow up. That's why I'm going to get four kegs and no one is allowed to wear shoes. And everyone

has to wear gloves. Yep, that's it. Let's get classical. And no one is allowed to wear shoes. And everyone has to wear gloves. Yeah. That's it. Let's get classical. I do say let's get classical. Indubitably. Indubitably. Guess classical, well, regular songs performed in classical style.

Are you allowed to call them regular songs or is that anti-classic music? Good songs. Turn classical. Yeah, well known. Wait, that's saying that classical music's not good. I mean, that's how you interpreted it. No, that's...

That's how you... That's what you said. God, this is a minefield. Ella has been charged with making the classical music productions this week with Claudia Away. She's going to post Malone. So Ella, what do we need to know about today's game?

Well, that's the theme. Oh no, it's not. You've just given away the first song, haven't you? No, it might be in one of them. It might be one of them, you never know. I just realised it might be, might not. But yeah. Is there a theme? Well, no. It's a song. Just definitely not post yeah. Is there a theme? Well-known songs.

Just definitely not Post Malone, eh, Ella? Well-known songs. Let's start with the first songs that are good. Songs that are fun and fresh. Here you go. Brie. Clint. Yeah.

Brie. Brie. I'd say Brie got that. Yeah, do you know it? I know it Post Malone Yeah What?

Is it Circles? No No it's Chemical Yeah Again You know I did that exact thing In the one second song challenge last Friday Oh you did

Where I said Post Malone Circle And it was Chemical I've got a strong feeling We're in did. Bryce said Post Malone Circle and it was chemical. I've got a strong feeling we're in for a bit more Post Malone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you sure? Here's the next one. Brie. Yes. That's DNC Cake

by the Ocean. Nice. Okay, we're all tied up. I think you'll find it's Post Malone. Nah, it's not. That's my favourite DNC song. Yeah. Me too. Same. Can we hear the classical version again? That was an easy one. Yeah.

Ooh. Ooh. Get down with it. Sultry. This could be played in Aladdin XXL. Aladdin XXL? Yeah, like the Magic Mike show, XXL. Oh, yeah, nice. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. It'd be an Aladdin strip tea show

Yeah Aladdin Show us what's under those harem pants Imagine when Raja the tiger comes out Alright alright You guys are tied

This is for the win Who's the bad guy with the chin beard Jafar Yeah Jafar's a bit of me Everyone loves a bad boy I reckon Jafar's pretty hot Okay

He looks like he'd know how to cook some eggs. Move on. He knows his way around the marketplace. Clint. Clint. Clint. Clint. Clint.

Clint. This is easy. That's Justin Bieber, Sorry. There we go, Clint. Featuring Pice Malone. When? Yeah, I had two coffees. Bad idea. Sorry.

I think it's sorry. Also, two? Yeah. That's a normal amount of coffee. No. I'm barely have one. I would be bouncing off the walls if I had to. Yeah, I'm shaking.

Yeah. We're putting up our Christmas trees now, eh? Like, it's close enough. We're putting up our Christmas trees. I think it's close enough. You know how I hate my Christmas tree? Yeah, because it's black. Yeah.

I was the only one left during COVID, so I bought a black Christmas tree. I feel like a black Christmas tree would just kind of look dead. Yeah. It sucks the joy black Christmas tree would just kind of look dead. Yeah. It sucks the joy of Christmas out of it. I remember we had to make do and my wife was like, we can style it nicely. And every Christmas I see her doing her best.

Just spray paint it. Spray paint fake snow on it. I've found a Christmas tree that I want to buy and I want to know if it's too much. Okay. Bear in mind I've got somewhere to put this. I found a Christmas tree that's 400 centimetres tall. Oh, my God.

It's four metres tall. How much is this? Don't worry about that. No, I need to worry about it. I need to give you advice. Can I sell you on it first? Okay. So here's a recreation of it standing next to a human man.

Oh, it's way too big. ...human man. If that falls on one of your little girls, it'll crush them. Nah. Huh? It's just a Christmas tree. It's enormous. It's four metres tall, 400 centimetres.

Okay. Four metres. It's 1.9 metres wide. Okay. It weighs 26 kilos. But not all that 26 kilos would fall on the child. It weighs 26 kilos But not all that 26 kilos would fall on the child It weighs 26 kilos Spread out across the tree

You wouldn't find the child for three days It has 3,670 branches This sounds like a lot of work And I guess you do have to straighten all of those branches every year Of course you do But wouldn't that be the best Christmas tree? Like if you walked into a house that had a four metre Christmas tree, this is on Trade Me This Tree, by the way,

wouldn't you be impressed? You'd be like, that's the coolest Christmas tree I've ever seen. Size isn't always the most important thing, Clint. Oh, you're right. The bells and whistles that you put onto it. You just say that to make us feel better. It's not. It's not. It's not always the most important thing.

Think about the work that it would take putting that up and down. Only once a year. Only once a year. I think it could be cool. My wife's not into it either. How much? How much would you pay for a four metre Christmas tree? Can I take a guess at how much I think it is?

Or how much would I pay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon it's probably a $700 Christmas tree. Oh, jeez, you're dangerously close. Am I? $670. Bang on. But the closer it gets to Christmas, they'll want to do a deal.

So I'll be able to knock them down a bit. You're not going to be able to buy any presents if you buy the tree. But a tree, you have a tree forever, don't you? I mean, yes. Until you get a plastic tree. But what would your daughters rather? Would they rather a gigantic tree that could potentially fall on them and crush them or presents?

If we use this four-metre Christmas tree for 10 years, just 10 years, that's only $67 a Christmas. You're girl-maffing it. Which is, it's only about $16 a metre per Christmas. You've lost me. In height.

Yeah, right. I see what you're saying. My wife said it's a bad idea too, but... Why don't you just buy a normal Christmas tree? Yeah. You made the mistake last time. I had the worst taste of Christmas trees. I think you just leave the Christmas tree buying up to your wife.

Well, 9696, do you think I should buy a four metre Christmas tree? Where are you even going to put that? There's one place in the house that it could fit. Are you sure? Yeah. Have you in the house that it could fit. Are you sure? Yeah. Have you measured it? Yeah, I have.

Because the times, the amount of times that my mum was like, now Stephen, big Steve, don't get a Christmas tree that's too big. And then every year my dad would go out to the forestry, cut down a Christmas tree, and then we'd have to shove it up into the ceiling. Well, watch this space. If I get it, I'm going to need to spend a lot of money on decorations too. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger.

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Let's kick it off with Debbie. G'day, Debbie. Hello. How are you going today, Deb? Good. I believe you're doing your daughter's birthday banger today. Yeah, we've done my son's, my husband and mine, now it's time for my daughter's.

Okay, what was yours? Do you remember what yours was out of interest? It was a Madonna song. Yeah, we've done my son's, my husband and mine, now it's time for my daughter's. Okay, what was yours? Do you remember what yours was out of interest? It was a Madonna song. Yeah, love it. I love that this is a family affair. Well, let's do your daughter's birthday banger. What's your daughter's name? Rebecca. Okay, what's Rebecca's birthday? 8288.

Alright, that means she was 16 in 2004 and back on her 16th, this was number one. Scribe. Bit of Scribe dreaming. What do you reckon, Debbie? Do you reckon Rebecca likes Scribe? Yep.

Yep, tune. That's a vibe from Scribe. Banger. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Karma. Kia ora? Yep. Yep, tune. That's a vibe from Scribe. Banger. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Karma. Kia ora, Karma. Hi, Karma. Hey, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Good to hear. Let's see if we can win you this voucher, Karma. What's your birthday? The 1st of January, 1993. All right, mate.

You were 16 in 2009. You're a Capricorn, and this is your birthday banger. Beyonce. Single ladies. One of Beyonce's biggest songs ever, I'd say. What do you reckon, Karma? Are you into your birthday banger? Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good, yep. Could be the $100 winner.

Wait there, we're going to do one more for Leanne. Kia ora, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Good, good. My daughter's just very excited. What's your daughter's name? Zara. Zara. Hi, Zara. Let's see if we can win you your mum this $100 voucher. What's your birthday, Leanne? 21st of April, 1985. All right.

That means, Leanne, you were 16 in 2001. And back on your 16th, this was number one. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna give up. Oh, churn. For that Destiny's Child, Leanne, you a fan? Yes.

Oh, yes, brings back some memories. Yeah. Hard not to be a fan of that song. Double Beyonce and Birthday Banger. Yes. And, of course, we just had Kelly Rowland in the country for Friday's Live last week. I feel like the writing's on the wall.

It's an easy decision for me. I'm voting Survivor from Destiny's Child. That's my vote. Me too. Leanne, congratulations. We're going to send you $100 cash thanks to Big Barrel. Oh, wow. Thank you so much. Nice work. Zara's going to be stoked. Yeah, she will probably want half of it.

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I've damaged my vocal cords banging this song out in the car. Did you? Oh, yeah. Give it a go car. Did you? Oh yeah. Give it a go again. You're on ZM. Brie and Clint. Tune. Brie and Clint. That is the winner of Birthday Banger today. Fully in. All the way from 2001, Beyonce, Kelly Rowland and

Michelle Williams. Oh yeah, got it. Nice. As soon as I started naming them, I was like, do I know them all? That's Survivor. That song has got me through some hard times. That's the one where they're in the boat, hey, in the music video. And they're like, in the life raft.

They're definitely in camo. They're definitely in camo. I put that song anytime. No, wasn't the camo independent woman when they were Charlie's Angels? I don't think so. Survivor, probably in camo. Wait, I've got to check now. The one where they're like, Cameron D and Destiny. No.

Charlie's Angels, come on. They were not in camo for that. They were like in pink and orange for that. Oh, were they? I'm pretty sure. Come on. They were not in camo for that. They were like in pink and orange for that. Oh, were they? I'm pretty sure. Survivor. Let me check. Yes, they're in camo.

Oh, okay. For Survivor. Well, we're both right then. What? I love your logic. There's two guys in Australia who do a radio show. Their names are Jimmy and Nath. I used to work with Jimmy.

Did you? Yeah, worked with Jimmy. Fun fact about him, he's one of the first ever IVF babies in Australia. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. They have quite a few clips go viral on the internet at the moment and one of their clips came up in my feed

today and it is a wild story. It's from one of their callers. The topic they put out was, what's the family secret? I don't think they were expecting a call that was quite this good. Have a listen. My brother slept with my brother's wife.

Sorry, this happened about 11 years ago. They know now, so it's just us three siblings that know. I'm so confused. So you and your brothers know, no one else knows, but they're still married and they're okay with it. She actually fell pregnant a little bit after it.

And we aren't too sure. We don't know. We never asked. It could be your other brother that impregnated your other brother's wife. Yeah. Have they had the kid? They had the kid, yeah. They never found out.

And my brothers are still friends. It's very weird. Wild. Obviously, obviously, they were brought up in a very, you know, you've got to share in this family. Yeah. Or they're identical twins. What's yours is also your brother's mentality.

Yeah. You know, everything is shareable. So not only are the brothers still mates, they're fine, after one brother. Are they fine? That's what she said. Like that's from her perspective. I feel like that's pretty bizarre. But the brother

whose wife cheated on him he's still married to that woman. She's still. They're all good. But they're the only ones that know. Yeah no one told the parents. I think it's better. Can you imagine? I feel like you know. You're doing your wife. Cheryl's not going to really understand it.

You know, hey, mum, just to let you know, this is what's happened. We don't know who's the dad of your nephew. Well, you're doing your wife a kindness by not making her suffer that every Christmas. True. Yeah. It's better to just keep it on the down low. The kid falls over and stubs the toe and grandma's like, run to daddy. Oh, Sarah, which one is Daddy?

Which one are we? Yeah, which one? Which one, Sarah? See, it's like me and my siblings. We, I mean, there's secrets that you keep between your siblings. Yeah. Because you just don't want to involve your parents. It complicates it too much.

Every family has got them. And I thought off the back of that great call that the boys had on, we could propose a slightly different question. I want to know... When did you keep it in the family? Well, yeah, that would work for this topic that I want to do. Are you like Vin Diesel and all about family? No.

What's the inner family scandal that your family has? That there, that scandal, it's all kept within the family. It's two brothers. Family scandal. And one woman. What's your family scandal? What's the scandal that happened and everybody who was involved as a member of your family?

Do first cousins count? Yeah. I think first cousins and aunties and uncles count. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant and aunties and uncles count. Oh, sorry. I thought you meant if you were sleeping with your first cousin. No, we all know that that doesn't count. Right? Right?

First cousins are the most related one, isn't it? Nah, you got your cousins and then you got your first cousins. I thought your cousins were your first cousins. I think we should move on. I think we should check. Bree and Clint. We just played a clip before of a really scandalous in a family situation.

It played out on a radio station in Australia. If you missed it, wrap your head around this. My brother slept with my brother's wife. Oh. Sorry, this happened about 11 years ago. They know now, so it's just us three siblings that know. I'm so confused. So you and your brothers know, no one else knows, but they're still married and they're okay with it? She actually fell pregnant a little bit after it,

and we aren't too sure. We don't know. We never asked. It could be your other brother that impregnated your other brother's wife. Yeah. Have they had the kid? They had the kid, yeah. They never found out, and my brothers are still friends. It's very weird. Not knowing who the dad is is the wildest part to me. Like, affairs happen, but not knowing who the dad is. Yeah, but you can't at that point. If you want to move past it, what's the point?

You've got to know who the dad is. Why? I reckon she knows, and I reckon it's the other brother, and that's why she doesn't want to have the test, because it'll confirm it. Well, how do you know it's her that doesn't want to have the test? I don't know. Maybe the brothers don't want to have it,

or else that's brother ship over. The brother's like, it's our baby. We will father it together as one. This is our brother baby. So we've asked you, what's the inner family scandal that your family has? What's the drama that went on within your whānau. Someone text through and said, my cousin married her first cousin. So her

uncle's my auntie's nephew. He wasn't my cousin but they were first cousins and it is legal in New Zealand. We just want to point that out. It is legal to marry your first cousin, which is fine because you've got your cousins, which are the closest, first cousins, second cousins, third cousins. Did we confirm that, did we? You didn't research it, did you?

Are you joking? You know that I'm joking, eh? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know that I'm taking the piss Or you think I'm being serious I thought you were being serious You think I'm being serious First cousins Wait you don't actually know

First cousins are cousins right That's the bit that I'm confused about There's no There's no There's nothing in between First cousins First cousins That's cousins

Are the closest cousins Yeah okay good good good It doesn't go Cousins First cousins Second cousin's cousins. Are the closest cousins. Yeah, okay, good, good, good, good. It doesn't go cousins, first cousins, second cousin, third cousin. It just goes first, second, third cousins. So first cousins are legal? Apparently in New Zealand. Oh, wait, that means like.

They're the ones you had a bath with when you were a baby. Yes. It'd be like, you know, hooking up with your auntie's kids. It wouldn't be like that. It'd be that. Let's go to an anonymous caller. auntie's kids. It wouldn't be like that. It'd be that. Let's go to an anonymous caller. Oh, now I'm thinking about my cousin, Ryan. Yeah.

Ew! Hi, anonymous. Ryan, you're fine looking. You're not bad looking. It's just because you're my first cousin. Just in case he listens back to this. Anonymous, are you there? Hi, anonymous.

Hi. Would you share your inner family scandal with us, please? So, basically, I live with my two cousins. They've been dating for about four or five years. Wait a second. Wait, we need to clarify before this story goes further. First cousin, second cousin, third cousin? First cousin.

They're first cousins? Yeah. Okay. Their parents are siblings. Guys, it's illegal in New Zealand. No, no. Those two are, like, not related. Okay.

But they're together. Yeah. But then their brother and sister have got together, and it was going on in secret for about two years, and now they've fallen pregnant. So it's basically siblings dating siblings. Wait, wait, wait. Take us, I'm so confused now.

Take us to the top. From the top, anonymous. So your cousins are married, is that correct? Your cousins are married. No, they've just been dating for four or five years. Your first cousins have been dating. Yeah. Yeah.

And. So my cousin and their, so been dating. Yeah. Yeah. And. So, my cousin and their, so their brother. Yeah. One of their, like, so my female cousin, her brother. Yes. And my boyfriend, sorry, her boyfriend's sister are dating. And they're pregnant.

Aren't they cousins as well? No. Oh, there's other dads involved and they're pregnant. Aren't they cousins as well? No. Oh, there's other dads involved and other mums. Yeah, yeah. I see where the crossover is. I'm so confused. So there's a little bit of... I'm so confused. But there's first cousins who are dating each other. The cousins' siblings are dating each other, but there's other parents involved. Yeah. Yeah.

They're not full blood related. But they're half. Okay, that's a scandal, Anonymous. Can I just check what part of the country this is happening in? South of Hamilton. South of Hamilton, perfect. Just for our own research, Anonymous, thank you. We like to chart these things on a map.

We do like to keep a track of those. I think I have the winning story. I think everyone can go home because I think I've got it on the text machine right here. Are you ready? We're asking you what's your inner family scandal? Strap in. This is what someone wrote on the text machine.

My cousin was a lesbian and her partner cheated on her and got pregnant. Okay. So obviously cheated with a man and got pregnant. Her and my cousin raised the baby for one year and then my partner and then, sorry,

wait, I'm getting confused. So her and the cousin then raised the baby that she got pregnant when she cheated on the cousin. Yeah. The lesbian couple raised the baby. Yes. So the lesbian couple. It's okay, babe. You got us a baby. It's all good. the baby. Yes. So the lesbian couple It's okay babe, you got us a baby, it's all good let's raise it. So the lesbian couple then started raising the baby for one year

but then the partner who had cheated died So my cousin The mother. Yes The mother of the baby passed away So then my cousin so the other one, had to fight for custody of the baby

with the baby daddy. With the dad of the cheating, yeah. And they ended up then in a relationship. Now they've just had another baby. What? Did you follow that? I did. That's one way to get custody.

Oh my god. That's one way to get custody. Oh, my God. That has blown my mind. Buzzy. I mean, RIP in this situation. Yeah, can we just say sorry for your family's loss? But also. But that story is wild. I mean, the twists and turns.

It had cheating in there. It had and turns. It had cheating in there. It had lesbianism. It had... Heteroism. Heteroism. It had death. It had a death. There's babies.

Partner swapping. Oh, my God. The story was just everything. You guys did not fail to provide for that segment. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. There's a list on stuff.co.nz of things that are cheaper in New Zealand than they are in other countries. There's not many these days.

No, it's a very short list. How many things are on the list? Like about five. That's it? Yeah. Five things. New Zealand is, and this is not an opinion, it's fact. Expensive.

It's one of the most expensive countries to live in the world. In the whole world. Not live, just exist. Yeah. It's expensive to exist in New Zealand. So what are the things that we need to go, oh, at least this is cheap in New Zealand? I bet I could pick one of them.

Okay, what do you reckon? Because when I moved from Australia to New Zealand, I noticed that stuff was way more expensive. But there was a few things where I was like, whoa, this is so cheap. Go on, pick one. One of the things was your Red Joe for your car. Correct.

So cheap in New Zealand. And insurance, apparently. To insure a car in New Zealand, like they've given the example of a secondhand Nissan X-Trail, for comprehensive insurance about $320 a year. To insure the same car in Ohio, provided you have a good credit score

and good driving history, it would cost you over $1,200. Wow. So, get some insurance. If you're driving around right now and you're like, it's expensive, get some insurance. Also, add to the list things that are very, very cheap in New Zealand. Any fines that have to do with driving your car,

including parking fines, can I say. I could not believe the first time. Shh, don't tell them, okay. I got a speeding fine here. We don't want them to put the price up. The first time I got a speeding fine, I was like, oh, sweet. I'm used to that fine being like $480. Yeah, that's good.

And it's like 90 bucks. Other things they say are cheaper in New Zealand, outdoor activities, going for a hike. Well, I mean, that doesn't cost anything. Apparently it does. They said the great walks and renting a hut in campsites are cheaper for New Zealanders. Like, that's a good bargain. I didn't know you had to pay for that at all. I thought you got to sleep in that hut for free.

Yeah, that's what I thought. We learnt from ex-producer of the show, Ben. Yeah. On his tramping trails. He was always in the huts. Always. Education and healthcare is cheaper in New Zealand. That's true. It's cheaper to go to school. You can always go to a free public school. Yeah, healthcare is

so much cheaper here. Largely. Even from Australia to New Zealand, definitely cheaper here. And the only other thing they put on the list that is cheaper in New Zealand than it is in other countries. What? It's going to get us through the cost of living crisis. Pizza. Is it really?

Yeah, you know how there's always like someone on the corner of like a Domino's being like, $6 for a whole pizza. Apparently that doesn't happen overseas. Really? That's a win.. Apparently that doesn't happen overseas. Really? Well, that's a win. I'll take that as a win. So get a pizza. Yep.

Go for a hike. Get injured. Get injured. Go to the hospital. Have a free meal in there. Yeah. Oh, crash your car because your insurance is cheap and then go to hospital.

But make sure your car is registered. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Make sure it's registered because otherwise you get a fine. But that's pretty cheap as well. There you go. Delivering the Kiwi dream. Brianne Clint.

I imagine people who drink expensive whiskey to talk with an old school New York accent. Oh, yeah. I imagine to talk more like Sean Connery. Come on in, see. Got a bottle of whiskey you want to drop? I'd imagine they'd talk more like this. Wait, was that meant to be Sean Connery. Come on in, see. Got a bottle of whiskey you want to drop? I'd imagine they'd talk more like this. Wait, was that meant to be Sean Connery? Yeah, this is Sean Connery speaking.

I used to be James Bond, you see. Why do you sound more like what I think Mr Bean would sound like? Oh. No, Mr Bean. Bean. Yeah, that's... That's good stuff. What does Mr Bean drink?

What do you reckon Mr Bean's drink is? Mr Bean, what would he drink? I don't think he would drink. I reckon he'd have a shandy. That's 100%. Or a glass of sherry. One shandy, please. And a bit of sherry.

Bean. And aanty, please. And a bit of sherry. And a snake bite, please. Anyway. I'll be sick on the beach. Expensive whiskey is what we're talking about. Expensive whiskey. There's a bottle of whiskey that's so expensive, it's broken a world record. Okay.

So a bottle of single malt scotch has sold for $2.7 million. One bottle. One bottle for $2.7 million? Yeah, one bottle for $2.7 million. So it's a 19- Not even like a whole like case. One bottle. Not a keg.

Nah. So the bottle's from 1926. Yeah. Which I didn't even realise bottles of alcohol could still exist from that day and age. It's called, it's a 1926 Macallan. Yes. And it was sold at Sothersby's auctions on Saturday. And apparently the liquor, according to the experts,

is one of the most sought after in the whole world. You're not drinking it, are you? If you pay $2.7 million, you're not drinking it. I don't think you would be. You're hoping it is worth more money in 10 years time and selling it again.

You're buying it as an investment, surely. People who drink whiskey, they like to drink like a 12-year-old or like a 16-year-old whiskey. Did you know that when they- Not a hundred and something year old. Yeah, but when they put it in the bottle, it stops aging. So it ages in the barrel, but when you put it in the bottle, it stops aging.

Because the air goes out of it. Yeah, it's not being exposed to the wood anymore. Yeah, right. So I wonder what age this whiskey is, even though it's from 1926. Well, it says here only 40 bottles were created. So this is one of 40 bottles in the world. They were created in

1896 and spent over 60 years aging. Well, there you go. It's a 60-year-old. In sherry casks. Oh! Yeah. The record before this, so that bottle there sold for 2.7 million. The record before this, so that bottle there sold for 2.7 million. The record before this was so

far behind at 1.5 million. This is rich people problems. That's too much money. There is no drink that could taste that good. There's no drink. If you had a party and one of your friends, you know what happens when you have house parties and then people are like, can I go have a look?

Can I go have a rummage through your alcohol? And then they come back and they're like, oh, look at you, you've got your fancy whiskey. And then everyone starts to throw the whiskey bottle around and boom, gone. Or worse, like we did when we were teenagers, your kids start siphoning it out and topping it up with water

and they're taking 2.7 million dollar whiskey to their house parties. It's watered down whiskey? Oh, jeez, you'd kill them. Yum, yum. Love whiskey. Sounds great to me. Two, please.

Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's new Post Malone. No, it's not. It's Jack Harlow. It's called Loving On Me. I know that they're different artists. I was just getting confused because you're going to Post On Me. I know that they're different artists.

I was just getting confused because you're going to Post Malone. Posty. You're off to Post Malone now. Yeah, Posty's playing tonight in Auckland. You should get a face tat to commemorate it. I already got one. Oh, yeah, where? My eyebrows.

Hey. Yeah, boy. Technically, you do. Technically, I do. Technically, it's a tattoo. Under Bree's eyebrows, it says live, laugh, love. Yeah Technically, I do. Technically, it's a tattoo. Under Bree's eyebrows, it says, live, laugh, love. Yeah. Yeah.

Perfect. I'm going to shave them off. Yeah. Just as a big reveal. Just so I'll shave it off in front of him. Yeah, yeah. So he can fully realise the commitment. Yeah, and then he'll be like, you're the best.

Yep. That's what I wanted. Do you want to come on tour? You can come on the private jet with us and just travel around the world. Perfect. Well, if you're not here tomorrow to do the show, we know that it was all worth it, getting live, laugh, love tattooed under your eyebrows.

Would you get a tattoo on the inside part of your lip? What do I get out of it? Nothing. Oh, then no? I thought you meant like to win a trip or you're like, if I pay you a million dollars. Why would I pay you? What if I paid you meant like to win a trip Or you're like if I pay you a million dollars Why would I pay you What if I paid you a hundred bucks

No And you get to pick it No make me a better offer Ella Is Ella there do you want to go in on this She'll take the money She'll get the tattoo for the hundred dollars Ella I'll give you a hundred bucks to get a tattoo on the inside of your lip.

What do I have to get? You can pick. Oh, okay, yeah, I want to. You can pick. I was going to, sure. It's got to say, I love meat. No. It can say, meow.

Sure, I'd get that. Okay, sweet. Lock it in. $100 going to you. Okay. Yeah, nice. Okay, good deal. I was thinking about it the other day.

Good. Do you want to get matching ones? Oh, my gosh. I was thinking about it the other day. Good. Do you want to get matching ones? Oh my gosh. I'd 100% get that tattoo. Make sure you write it backwards or upside down so when you fold the lip down it makes sense. Let's be real. It doesn't matter if it makes sense because it's stupid no matter what. Hey, enjoy Post Malone if you're going.

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