ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st November 2024

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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ZM's Brian Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. Tala balaba everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio show this wonderful Thursday afternoon.

Thursday, God, we're really winding down to the end of the year now. I feel like it's that time of year where everyone is so busy with events. Taco Thursday. You know? It's either a Christmas party or it's catching up with friends that you've been saying you'll catch up all year and finally it's crunch time. Or just things you don't want to go to. 34 days till Christmas.

God, not long, eh? Are trees going up this weekend? Me and my household, we're getting our first Christmas tree ever. Oh, for your new house? Yeah. Yeah. Why didn't you have a Christmas tree in your last house? Well, I don't know, because we had flatmates at one point,

and then we had... Were you worried one of them was going to climb it? No and then we got a dog and then we got a new dog and we were worried that she

and she was in her chewing up everything stage but I feel like we're at that point where we can close the door so the dogs can't get into it but we just Are you putting your Christmas tree

in a room that no one else can get into? Yeah just us but we did just buy our first ever stockings Oh nice Are you putting your Christmas tree in a room that no one else can get into? Yeah, just us. But we did just buy our first ever stockings. Oh, nice. Cute. Because we have a fireplace like the one you guys have.

We have a similar fireplace to you. Do you put stockings on the fireplace? Yeah. Yeah. So cute. Matching stockings. This is the weekend. Put your tree up, everybody.

Bree and Clint, we're going to add our item to cart at 4 o'clock. We're going to give you the chance to win it at 5 o'clock. We've got a huge prize up for grabs from Big Barrel at 6 o'clock. We're going to play What's the Plot at 4.30 today. It's all bloody happening, but we're going to start with Tradie vs Lady. Correct, Clint. $50 up for grabs. The Tradies and

the Ladies, you can pick whatever team you want to play for really, but you have to call 0800 DIALZM right now. It's Thanksgiving in seven days. I thought it had already been. Yeah. I don't really understand Thanksgiving, but... Hey, keen if it means...

Oh, yeah, if we get free food, yeah. A big meal. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Ladies. Three, two, one. Mate. That's right, the tradies and the ladies. For a Thursday, score update if you've been playing along at home.

The tradies on 95, the ladies on 102. Our lady is calling from Natia. She's 29 and she called yesterday for birthday banger. Oh, welcome to the show, Alicia. Welcome back to the show, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. It was your birthday yesterday, wasn't it?

Yeah, and I won. That's right. Happy birthday for yesterday. Oh, my God. If you win again today, you are on a hot streak. Buy a lotto ticket. Yep. I'll have to go to the casino.

Yeah. Oh, the Nartia Casino is pretty good, I've heard. Yeah, yeah. Is there actually one there? No. Oh. Go down to the local RSA, put a few in the pokies. Go to the Nartia Water Gardens.

You're taking on our tradie from Whangarei today. They're 21 years old and they are Whangarei's finest, apparently. Welcome to the show, Mac. G'day, Mac. Hey, how's it? How's it? Not that hard, don't worry. Mac, you're the second

proud Northlander in a row. Yesterday, apparently, we had the best fisherman in the far north on the show. Oh, is that right? Yeah, but you're the finest man in the north. Is that right?

Yeah, yeah, something like that anyway. Matt, are you the guy that has the middle name and? Nah, nah. Nah? Not you? middle name and? Nah, not me. Not you? Mac and Cheese. Yeah, last name Cheese. Mac, your buzz is tradie.

Alicia, your lady, the first of three wins $50. Good luck. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. Which member of One Directions had their funeral take place overnight. Yes, Alicia. Liam Payne. Liam Payne's correct. Very sad. All the boys there are reunited

for the first time in nine years, I believe. Wow. Okay, one to the ladies. Question number two. When referring to sunscreens, what does SPF stand for? Brady. Yes, Mac. Sorry, I don't actually know. Give it a guess.

Good answer. I don't know. Sun protection factor. He's quick at Googling. Congratulations, Mac. We'll give you a free point. Yeah, get on that Google. Hey, one to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Freddie? Yes, Mac? Jason Derulo. Where? Where are you? Is that off?

Is that off Shazam? Yeah, I was reading it off the top of my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. I like it. I like it. Okay, two was reading it off the top of my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. I like it. I like it. Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Alicia, to stay in it.

Yes, yes. Just buzz in, Alicia. Even if you don't know it, just buzz in because you know Max going to. Just buzz in straight away. The last All Blacks game of 2024 is on this weekend against who? Is it Italy, Argentina? Yes, Mac? Italy. Italy.

Italy's correct. Well done. You are the Treaty vs. Lady champion. Thank you. That was wild. That was absolutely wild. How did he do it? I feel like that's the first person that has won Treaty vs. Lady

who was asleep for half of it. You did well, Mac, and we'll get 50 bucks out to you, mate. Nice work. Beautiful. Thank you very much. Son of a... Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Sons of Zion. Clint just said a really hurtful

comment to me. As a joke? As a joke. Yeah. Well, we don't know, do we? Yeah. And I literally just did not react. And you go, come on. Yeah. What'd you say? Bite back.

Don't let that just go over your head. And I looked at him and went, I just really just don't care anymore. Well, when I say things for a reaction and then you don't react, it seems more hurtful. It's like, hey, hey, I said that hurtful thing for a laugh, not to actually hurt you. Water off a duck's back for me now, mate. It's just like second nature. No. You do it so often that it's not shocking anymore.

You know, you need to save them up. Stop it because there's more roasting to be done on you in this break that we're about to do. Oh, here we go. Okay. I came across this video of this girl who has found out she's been saying something wrong her whole life.

I hate when this happens. It's happened to me quite a bit on this show. It happens to you quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. And I just don't care anymore. There was one this week that we didn't even pull you up on in the moment. We just let it slide.

But afterwards, Claudia and I were like, are we going to talk about the thing? You all roasted me for like 10 minutes after the show. How do you say demon? A demon. With a D you say demon? A demon. With a D on the end. A demon. D on the front, D on the end. A guy named Damon.

A double demon. A double demon. Don't knock it till you try it. It's way more fun. Demon. Demon. It's like you have a blocked nose. A demon.

It is like a blocked nose issue, isn't it? Anyway, this is what this... I'm literally turning into my mother. This is what this girl... And I can't be worse. I'm fine with it. Was saying wrong. So the little things that go on your crocs are called gibbits, are they?

Right. Whoever taught me they were called jizzbits ten years ago and I haven't stopped saying that word since. You will rule the day. Jizzbits, and I've only just found out. Jizzbits. Jizzbits. You say it wrong too from memory.

Jibblets. Yeah. Yeah, but I think it's more fun to call them jibblets. I love how when you say something wrong then it's not the same as me. Oh, I'm saying it wrong on purpose. Yes, how am I? No, you're not.

No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Jibblets. Prove it. I like calling them giblets because people who take crocs really seriously get offended. They're like, they're not giblets, they're gibbets. I'm like, whatever, giblets.

Maybe that's what it is now, but it started from you not getting it right in the first place and trying to cover it up. Giblets are the bits that come out of the inside of the roast chicken, aren't they? Yeah, you don't want to eat the giblets. Chicken giblets. And what are they? Are giblets used to make... Why do they give them to us? Are giblets used to make pate?

Are they? No, that's liver. Liver. Isn't it? Yeah. That's pureed liver. Is offal giblets? I don't know.

Offal is all the parts you don't want to eat. The bits you need to put your chicken back together Is awful giblets. I don't know. Awful is all the parts you don't want to eat. It's the bits you need to put your chicken back together, the giblets. You know how when you buy a flat pack it always comes with some spare screws? Is that what the giblets are? I feel like giblets are used to make chicken nuggets. Giblets. All the giblets

and then they mash them down. I think everything's in a chicken nugget. Yeah, I don't know. Feet. Anyway, I've made a short list of some of your all-star moments. So there was Demond that we just talked about. No, it's Demon-ed. Demon-ed. If you're possessed by a demon, that's what Brie likes to say.

She did a whole break with a straight face about the Palace of Versailles in France. I stand by that one. I think it's a better way of saying it. Rather than the Palace of Versailles? I think my way's better. It's wrong. It can't be better if it's wrong. But does it sound fancier? No.

Palace of Versailles. No, you're just putting too much. Palace of Versailles. And Bree, this is just the way that you say it. At first I thought it was an Aussie thing but I don't know that it is.

You over pronounce the little chain that goes around your neck. Well, what are you talking about? You refer to that thing as a... Necklace.

Necklace, yeah. That's an Aussie thing. Is it an Aussie thing? Yeah, it's an Aussie thing. Or maybe even a Queenslander thing. Is it? Yeah.

Necklace. Necklace. Necklace. Or the garage. I bought my wife. Necklace. Necklace. Necklace. Or the garage. I bought my wife a lovely necklace for our anniversary. The necklace. We want to know the thing that you were saying wrong. And you didn't know until someone pulled you up on it.

And now you do. And you might be really embarrassed. Or you might be like Bree. Stubborn as all hell. I like my way better. Hey, if you're going to call them giblets, I'm going to call it Palace of Vassalos. At least I wasn't calling them jizz bits.

Yeah, exactly. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. We want to know, can you admit to the thing that you were saying wrong or do you want to dob someone else in that was saying something wrong? Someone on the text machine said, Brie did better than me.

I said, versus silly. I like that way the best. Versa Silly. I like that way the best. Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? There's been some boon and pretty slowly he's just been confirmed for Coachella next year. He's on the bill. Or as Bree says, Coachella.

Oh, I don't. You do. You always pronounce the A. Coachella. Cockroach-a. Cock, co-a-chay-la. No, I don't. You do, you always pronounce the A, co-a-chay-la. I say co-co-ro-cha. Co-co-ro-cha. Co-co-co-ra-cha, la co-co-ra-cha. We're asking what you can't say properly after this clip. So the little things that go on your crocs are called jibbits, are they?

Right. Whoever taught me they were called jizzbits ten years ago and I haven't stopped saying that word since. You will rule the day. Jizz bits and I've only just found out. Jizz bits. You will rule the day. You will rule the day.

So we're asking what's the thing you can't say correctly. Like this person who texted in, my stupid sister-in-law says decapitated coffee and segregated knives. That's pretty good. I mean, she is close in fairness. Decapitated, and segregated knives. That's pretty good. I mean, she is close, in fairness. Decapitated, decaffeinated, segregated and serrated. Serrated, yeah, pretty close. You should probably segregate your knives.

Not a bad idea. That's what a knife block's for. Definitely true, absolutely. It's a knife segregator. Yeah. Yeah, good point, Bree. Good point. Let's talk to Kelsey on 0800 Dials at M.

Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hi, Kelsey. Hello. What were you saying wrong, Kels? Well, you know, like your armpit, like on the underside, like your shoulder. On the underside of your shoulder, your armpit? Yeah, yeah. So I've been calling it an armpit for like majority of my life. And so when you say it out loud, it's not so bad,

but it's worse when you write it like you text it. Wait. So I've been putting U-M-P-I-T. Umpit. And then people are like, what are you even trying to say? You have not been writing umpit in your text messages. Have you really?

Yeah, yeah. And then it comes out like the red squiggly line. And then so I was like, it's because it's an armpit. Like it's a pit under your arm. So I was like, oh, it kind of makesit like it's a pit under your arm so they got where did you learn that Kelsey well it's just you don't really learn what it actually is like it's not something you learn in school you learn about legs arms heads bodies but you don't learn about specifically it's not in the heads shoulders knees and toes song is itit's not in the heads, shoulders, knees and toes song, is it? It's not in there. Exactly. I love that it took a penny to drop that it's the pit of your arm and that's why it's called an armpit.

Literally, it's when someone said it, I was like, yeah, well, that kind of explains it more than like an umpire for an armpit, you know? Yeah. I feel like that makes more sense. Kelly's here on our $800.00 at M. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you?

Good thanks Pretty blown away by umpit but what have you got? What have you been saying wrong? Um flour Flour? Flour So as in the baking

Yeah I call it flour Flour Wait Is it not flour? Do you call it flour? I have done for 43 years That's awesome

Like F-L-A-U F-L's awesome. Like F-L-A-U. F-L-A-U. F-L-A-U-R. Hi, honey, can you get me the flau? And some milk. And my mum has, and she's 72. Wait, so have you picked this up off your mum, have you? No, I just thought, I've never known it wasn't said another way.

That's so good. Flau is what I imagine. Because I commented on it, like a content creator, and was like, why do you guys pronounce flower with two syllables? Yeah, why? Because it does have two syllables? Like, no, there's flower in the garden, and there's flower in the baking.

I think she's got a good point. Yeah, yeah. You're making great points here, Kelly. All of these make sense when you see it through someone else's lens. Unpit makes sense if you don't think about its relation to your arm. If you just think of it as a body part. I'm gonna call flower

flower from now on. And just try and drop it in, Kelly. I'll let you know how it goes. Someone texted in the things you can't say. They said, oh my god, those stupid Christmas balls. I think they're talking about baubles. Baubles. It's a you can't say. They said, oh, my God, those stupid Christmas balls. I think they're talking about baubles. Baubles.

It's a hard word to say. Someone said, you can imagine how my friend pronounced rendezvous. No, I can't imagine. It's spelt so differently to how it's said. I guess they say rendezvouers. Yeah, that's probably how they said it. Rendezvahers. I say parkhark instead of car park.

In my head, parkhark is the individual car spot in your car park. The parkhark. That's good. I like it. Someone said, I always said eftpost. Eftpost. Eftpost. Could never figure out where the T was.

Turns out it's not actually even there. Just like Bree saying demoned, my name is Caitlin, and people always pronounce it Caitlin-ed. Caitlin-ed. I probably would. Sorry about that, Caitlin. Renee's here. Hi, Renee.

Hi, Renee. Hi. Tell us, Renee, what were you saying wrong? Biblical cord. I've always called it ambiblical cord. Also, it's something to do with the Bible. Of course. The father is invited over to cut the ambiblical cord.

Yeah. That's very good. Very good. Oh, no. Oh, no, we're losing Renee. Are you there, Renee? Are you there? Yeah, what are we going to say?

We just lost you. I'm reading Bree's book at the moment and I'm loving it. Oh, thanks, Renee. Appreciate that feedback. We need you to read it in Bree's voice from now on, though, okay? So if there's a demon, you've got to put it in. It's in my head anyway. Okay, good, good.

Wait till you get to the part about the unbiblical course. There's a whole chapter on it. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. I was a huge fan of this show for the longest time

and it's back kind of. Dean, what's the latest on the TV show Suits? Oh, my goodness. It's getting a spin-off. Suits L.A. is happening. Now, let me set the scene for you. The main guy, obviously Harvey Specter, played by Gabrielle Mack,

he is going to be back for it. He's the super suave lawyer of the whole thing. So he's coming back for a, yeah, it's to be only a three episode arc. I don't know what that really means, but it was like basically a spin-off. I think it's going to be longer than that. I like to ask my friends at NBC all named right there. But no, it's going to be fabulous. And luckily they got him on board because

hello, how awesome. But yeah, what a cool way to bring it back to the West Coast. Yeah, that's the TV show that had Meghan Markle in it before she was famous, before she married Prince Harry, and she actually left that show to join the royal family. She had to. She had to,

yeah. They were like, if you're going to be married and come into this family, then you have to leave the show. But ironically, she now lives in LA, Dean, so she'd be the perfect person to come back onto Suits LA, wouldn't she? Yeah, she would, and here's the thing, to come back onto Suits LA, wouldn't she? Yeah, she would. And here's the thing, I know that sounds a bit playful, but honestly, she is actually looking at different

endeavours. I would not be surprised if she's trying to act again. Yeah, I could see it. It's interesting, I heard a rumour many years ago about them making a spin-off show of Suits, but it being more lesbian focus.

Oh, right. They were going to call it Vests. Knitted Vests. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that too, yeah. It was an all-female law firm. Yeah, all-female line-up. Yeah, just a bunch of boss ladies.

Wearing vests. Wearing vests. And putting people away you know what I'd watch it I'd watch it I would watch it too yeah you'd watch the shit

out of that absolutely that's the latest on the new suit show with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy Dean could be on it he looks like

Ellen DeGeneres Brie and Clint Brie and Clint. Brie, this woman that's coming up on screen now, how old do you think she is? I'll get Claudia to bring her up on the screen. How old? I know everybody else can't see this.

Oh, okay. She's a pretty girl. I reckon she's... Don't try and get it right. Just tell me how old you think that woman is on face value. She bumps into you on the street. You think she's 35. 35, lock it in. That's a 55-year-old grandma.

Holy smokes. Her name is Andrea Sunshine. God, she looks bloody good, doesn't she? Her secret, because you can look that good at 55 if you do what Andrea does. What's Andrea been doing? Andrea's secret is she eats 5,400 eggs a year. How many? 5,400 eggs a year.

I think she's exaggerating. She swears that she's not. She swears that she's not. She's not egg-exaggerating a bit? No, she's not exaggerating. That's ridiculous. How many is that a day? Andrea eats 15 eggs a day, 450 eggs a month, 5,400 eggs a year.

Wait, so how many a day? 15 eggs a day. Is she eating them for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Yes, yes. Why? She said to keep up with her strict snacking routine, she takes the eggs out, because she's single as well, she takes the eggs out with her on dates.

Yeah, because her farts would be horrendous. She actually commented on that. She said none of her dates have complained. That's because they haven't stuck around long enough to find out. She said she takes her eggs, so she takes boiled eggs in a container on her dates with her. Oh, no.

No, Andrea, no. She said most of the time she dates people in the fitness industry like her, so they understand. You guys can't see Andrea, but she's fricking jacked, bro. Yeah, she's very fit. She looks super fit.

She's ripped to shit, isn't she? Yeah. She's ripped to shreds. She's ripped to shreds. Sorry, she's very fit. She looks super fit. She's ripped to shit, isn't she? She's ripped to shreds. She's ripped to shreds. Sorry, that's what I was looking for. Fifteen eggs a day. I am a I got an appetite on me. I can eat. I don't believe I could eat fifteen eggs. I had four yesterday.

It's a lot, eh? It was full all day. Did you have four in one sitting? Yes. Did you have a four egg scramble? No. Four fried eggs? Four soft-boiled. Four soft-boiled eggs?

One of yolks. That's a lot of egg. A lot of egg. And I was full all day. She's spending 2,700 pounds a year on eggs. Wow. That's six grand on eggs. You'd get chickens, wouldn't you?

Oh, you'd have to. Yeah. Before we were talking about if a chicken can lay more than one egg, and I said I believe they can and then people have called me out on the text machine and they're like Bree, chooks can't lay more than one egg a day. And then someone else is like a hen at most can lay one egg a day.

I've googled it. It says a hen can lay an egg every day and whilst it's rare, eggs can occasionally manage two or a miracle level three eggs in one day. Rare as hen's teeth. But it sounds like standard is up to one egg a day. Not even. Some chickens don't even lay any.

That means to get a container, a carton of eggs, 12 eggs, you need 12 chickens. Yeah. And some chickens won't lay one every day. Yeah. They might every second day. And then I heard, because we've thought about getting chickens, I've heard that their laying life is like only small.

They're laying window. So they don't lay them when they're young and they don't lay them when they're old. They just do it in the middle there. And then unless you're willing to bloody... Yeah, so what happens to it after? Lock the heads off and eat them. You've just got to keep raising these chickens.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, let them have... They go into egg-laying retirement. Anyway, back to Andrea. Should we try and eat 15 eggs? Well, I said to you off air I challenge you

You want to do an egg eating competition? I want to go egg to egg You versus me How many boiled eggs can we eat during one show? Do the people want to hear that? She eats it over the whole day though Could we do it Could we start in the morning?

Could we start from home? Yeah, but how do we know? Or film yourself You film yourself Yeah, but how do we know? Or film myself. You film yourself. Yeah, but filming, you could just return. You know that feeling when you can't stand, you can't even stomach the idea of another egg? Do you know that feeling?

Yeah. Ella described it earlier. First time I've ever heard this term, she used the term egg-ick. Yeah. You get the egg-ick. You go through stages of it. Yeah. I feel like it's not the

egg ick though because I feel like you do come back around where you can't eat them again. Oh true. Yeah true. Once you get the egg ick it doesn't stay forever. Some people maybe. Imagine waking up every day and realising you've got to down another 15 eggs. Makes me

feel sick. How many do you reckon how many do you reckon you could do? Hard boiled eggs? In one go? During the show. During the radio show? Four hours we've got. I reckon I could do eight or nine across four hours. Yeah.

It feels like, it's really hard to know. I don't know if people even want to listen to that. Text us. Shall we boil up 30 eggs tomorrow? Would you like to see a video of Clint and I trying to eat as many hard-boiled eggs as we can? And how many would impress you? What's the number that you'd be impressed by? I feel like you need to get a dozen.

Like a dozen eggs is impressive. Can you imagine the farts in this room if we both ate a dozen eggs? You'd feel so sick. Anyway, we will work on that. I thought we could ask people, like Andrea, the 55-year-old ripped grandma who eats 15 eggs a day, she reckons it's her secret. She looks fantastic. She does. She looks incredible. What do you eat heaps of? What do you eat too much of? What do you eat so much that people are like, far out, you've got a problem. I'll start us off.

I eat way too much bread. Do you? It's my kryptonite. How many slices of bread are you having a day? At least, like minimum two. Minimum. Yeah, that's just toast. Yeah, but that's minimum every day and then probably up to

six. Six slices of bread a day. Yeah. Yeah. Because I like, you know where I go wrong. Like if we. Do you have bread with your dinner? So this is where I go wrong. Yeah, yeah.

So we'll have a salad. Yeah. And it's got oil and vinegar on it. Yeah. And then after the salad's gone, I always use. Get a bit of bread. Soak it up. There's nothing better, eh?

How good? Nothing better. Bree and Clint. So we it up. There's nothing better, eh? How good? Nothing better. Brie and Clint. So we were just talking about Andrea Sunshine, the 55-year-old super grandma who eats 15 eggs a day. That's a lot of eggs. Two conversations going on simultaneously. One, should Brie and I go egg to egg

and have an egg eating competition? How keen for that are you? Look, I'm always keen for a competition. Yeah. I'm not super keen on the consuming. Someone came up with a good idea where they said you should do a smorgasbord of different eggs. Oh, yeah.

What, fried, poached, scrambled, boiled? So you don't just have to down 20 hard boiled eggs. How versatile is an egg? Yeah, yeah. It's pretty versatile. Someone said we have to eat 20 eggs for it to be impressive. I don't think so. I think a dozen is impressive. So get through a dozen. But I feel like we should also like not stay at home with our partners that

night. Like no one wants their partner to come home that's just consumed a dozen eggs. It was like the time you made me drink two litres of milk and I'm lactose intolerant and then you sent me on home to my partner. Yes, to care for you. Nearly broke up our relationship.

It was nearly the end. I'm not even joking. Someone said, FFS for F's sake, just eat some chicken breast, lady. Fifteen eggs. That's a lot. We want to know what's the thing that you're over-consuming. It's your thing. Kimberley's here.

Hi, Kimberley. Hi, Kim. Hey, how's it going? We're good. What are you eating way too much of? There's quite a lot of spinach going on there. How much spinach are you eating? For breakfast and for lunch and, yeah, usually for dinner as well.

Are you going through a bag a day? Yeah, well, I mix it up with the frozen stuff, so I make it hot with cheese. Oh, that frozen spinach stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies. Are you ripped, Kimberly? I love to be ripped. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Kimberly. Love to be ripped. Thanks, Kimberly. Spinach lady. It's her and Popeye the Sailor Man. Someone text through. This is such a good

text, they said. When we were younger, we were staying at a campground for New Year's on a holiday and one of the boys funnelled a dozen raw eggs for a drunken deer. Word got around the campground and others joined in the challenge, one upping each other

until a couple of nights later one skinny little bogan dude funneled three dozen eggs in one go. Oh, get real. About an hour later, his body went into shock and we ended up having to call an ambulance. Something to do with too much protein

in the egg whites, apparently. I like how they described him. Nack my nut, skinny little bogan dude comes out. Imagine explaining to the paramedic why he was unconscious. Well, he's just eaten three dozen eggs in one go. Raw, through a funnel. We're asking, what do you eat too much of? Someone just texted

and they said, I have two kgs of chicken breast, four to five kgs of potatoes and 30 eggs a day. What? Are you serious?

Are you like a mountain, a man mountain? They must be like a serious bodybuilder. They must weigh 130 kilos. Sure. 130 kilos of muscle.

Ari's here. Hi, Ari. Hi, Ari. Hi, Ari. Hi. Hi. What are you eating too much of, Ari? Peanut butter. Oh, yes.

How much peanut butter are you going through? I've had to stop myself from buying it because I'm not kidding. I could eat like a kilo in a day. No, you could not. A kilo? No, seriously. I would go through a kilo in a couple of days and that was practicing self-control.

Like, yeah, I would take, oh, the best peanut butter is from Bin In. Seriously, that's the best. Bin In is the place where you can get, Bin In's like a wholesaler, like a, what do they call it?

A bulk store. Okay. A bulk store. Okay. A bulk store. Well, you obviously had to buy in bulk, Ari. Yeah, I did, but it didn't last long. Bin In is the place where you can get buckets of peanut butter, can't you? Yeah. And, like, it's so bad because I had to stop myself from buying it

because I was just going through way too much. But every time I go to the supermarket, I look at the shelf. It's so bad because I had to stop myself from buying it because I was just going through way too much. But every time I go to the supermarket, I look at the shelf. It's right there. It's right there. You literally have an addiction, Ari. I think so. It sounds like you've got the peanut butter shakes right now. How good would a little head of peanut butter be?

It would be so good. Would you get dry mouth from eating that much peanut butter? Not dry enough to stop me. Yeah, I feel like when I give peanut butter to my dogs. No, the good stuff's really oily. Yeah, exactly. If you get a PIX or a Fix and Fog. Even when it's oily, it still makes your mouth dry.

Like, it's just like. I like how much Ari just is like, yeah, it's like cracked me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just before you go, Ari, crunchy or smooth? Oh, crunchy. Then you get that texture party. Hell yeah, girl. I agree with you.

Yeah. The texture party's where it's at, right? Texture party. I want to watch Ari eat peanut butter on a live stream. I love her so much. Can you set up an OnlyFans, Ari, but it's just you eating peanut butter? Well, I think I'd do my job if I had OnlyFans. Hey, Ari, Ari, give your details to our producers.

If anyone from the Pix company is listening to this, we'll see if we can get you sponsored by them, Ari. Oh, my God, that'd be amazing. We'll fuel your addiction. Fix and fog, whoever's keen to put it up. Yeah, fix and fog. We love you guys too. Hook you up with Ari.

Thank you. Someone said, when I was pregnant, I could eat a whole tub of marinated mussels a day. Holy hell. Aren't you meant to avoid seafood when you're pregnant? I don't know. Unless it's super fresh. Oh, yeah.

Then it's fine. As long as you don't drink the juice, I guess. Someone said, the egg yolks make your fart smell. You guys should do 20 egg whites to spare your partners. Not a bad idea. Doesn't count. But, I mean, it's not a whole egg then. Yeah, it's not a whole egg. You have to do 40

egg whites. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do.

Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Our famous movie guessing game where if you can get two movies right before Bree does, today you'll win $300. Please welcome to the What's the Plot Arena, Sheldon. Hi, Sheldon. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. Sheldon, you have the chance to take this $300 cash.

Have you given this game a go before? Have you played along in the car or have you ever come on air to play with us? First time on air, but you always play at work and I do okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 50-50, I don't like that. I'd rather 80-20.

Here's how it goes for any newbies listening. I read plot lines from famous movies and Sheldon or Bree has to buzz in with their name as soon as they think they know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line, just get in there and have a guess. Today, the theme is all movies starring past or present Saturday Night Live cast members. Okay.

God, that's a lot of people. It is. That have done well on Saturday Night Live. It's just a guide, though. Obviously, you'll be going off the plot line, but that's just the guide. That's just the theme. Best of luck, everybody. Here comes plot number one.

Misunderstood because of her skin colour, a young woman forges an unlikely but profound friendship with a student with an unflinching desire for popularity. Following an encounter... Brie. Wicked? I thought it straight away but I was like, surely not. Tried to throw you off with

this skin. Skin colour bit because her skin's green. Excuse me for a moment. I've got protein bar stuck in my throat. It's got to get on those gains, Sheldon, you know? There's no rest for the gains. You should have seen the look on your face then. It was like...

Maybe I'm allergic. I felt like my throat was closing up. Anyway, on with the show One point to Bree Movie number two A cynical TV weatherman Finds himself Bree

Um Anchorman Free guest Sheldon Is it Anchorman 2? I'll continue A cynical TV weatherman Bree Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty Free guest Sheldon. No idea yet. I'll continue with the movie. A cynical TV weatherman finds himself reliving the same day over. Bree. The Truman Show. Truman Show.

Free guess, Sheldon. 50 First Dates. 50 First Dates. I'll continue the movie. A cynical TV weatherman finds himself reliving the same day over and over again when he goes on location to a small town to film a report about their annual Groundhog Day. Bree. Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day is correct. That was punishing from you and I, Sheldon. Bill Murray. We were in Groundhog Day. How ironic. Good effort, Sheldon. Bill Murray. We were in Groundhog Day. How ironic. Good effort, Sheldon. It wasn't to be for 300, but we will send you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Okay, thank you.

Well done, Sheldon. You're welcome back anytime. Talk to you soon. Bree and Clint. Tell you what TV show I quite enjoy. Bit of White Lotus. Oh, so good. It's a breakout sensation. Those two seasons were both perfect.

So good. What would you say was your favourite? Season one, season two? They were quite different while also being... Yeah. Probably two. Probably season two, yeah. The gays.

These gays are trying to kill me. They're trying to kill me. Such a good show. Obviously, we all have heard the rumours. The next season will be coming out early next year. With Morgana O'Reilly in it. Yeah. The Kiwi actress.

New cast, which is exciting and they've talked about where it's going to be filmed this time and I've done some research into how much it would cost if you want to stay at the next White Lotus Hotel. Because that's the concept

of the show. It's set at a different White Lotus around the world, right? Yeah. The last one was in Sicily and a friend of mine booked a room there after the show. It's set at a different White Lotus around the world, right? Yeah. The last one was in Sicily and a friend of mine booked a room there after the show because she wanted to stay at the White Lotus Hotel and you don't want to know how much a room costs. I do

want to know. A lot. How much? A lot. Well, this might give you an idea when I tell you how much this one costs. So the next season of the Emmy Award winning series White Lotus will be filmed in Koh Samui in Thailand.

And it will be filmed. Have you been? I've been to Thailand. I haven't I don't know if I've been to Koh Samui. Koh Samui's awesome. Yeah. But it'll be filmed there at the Four Seasons Hotel. Okay. And I have done some research into how much it'll set you back if you want to stay at the hotel where they've filmed White Lotus.

Okay, so let's kick it off. Do you want the – well, kick it off with the cheapest room that I could see. Yeah, that's a better man. Cheapest room. Cheapest room, please. Otherwise known as the Serenity Pool Villa. Mm-hmm. We'll set you back per night a cost of $2,257. For the cheap, for the cheapest.

That looks to be one of the cheapest rooms. For the cheapest room, a night? A night. Okay. Yeah. Next on the list, the Island. I thought Thailand was meant to be cheap. The Island Ocean Pool Villa per night, $2,639. I thought Thailand was meant to be cheap. The Island Ocean Pool Villa.

Mm. Per night, $2,639. Mm. So a bit more. Mm. What about the Family Pool Villa? Actually, that's what I'll need because my family will want to come with me. So let's just have a look here.

Yeah. Let's get the details of, because how many beds? I'll need three. You need three beds? Yeah. Okay, so this room comes with one king bed and two twin beds. Perfect. Yeah, that's perfect.

That would be enough for you guys? Yeah, yeah. That room, average price per night will set you back $3,177. Oh. How much did you say? How much did you say? How much did you say? $3,177 If you just joined us We're just going through the prices

Of the latest White Lotus Hotel If you want to stay there The Four Seasons in Koh Samui If you want to do seven nights in that room How much? It'll cost you $22,000 That hurts me It's a car It hurts nights in that room. How much? It'll cost you $22,000. Ah! That hurts me. It's a car.

It hurts. Let's talk about some of the most expensive rooms though. Do you want to know? Yeah. Okay, so we're going up into the more expensive villas. Let's talk the three bedroom residence villa with pool. That will

set you back $10,711 a night. I'm definitely not hanging my towel up to dry at $10,000 a night. I'll be leaving it on the floor and they can give me a fresh towel, please. Yeah. Let's go to the top. Let's go to the tippity top, which to be honest- Is it not the tippity top? Nah.

So the one, I would go to the tippity top, but it honest that's not the tippity top nah so the one i would go to the tippity top but it actually doesn't have a price on it yeah you have to call to inquire poa yeah but let's go to the one underneath that which is the four bedroom residence villa with the pool sixteen thousand five hundred and thirty two dollars a night Do you want to know what that gets you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. So that's three king beds, two twin beds, one rollaway or one crib per bedroom. So it's about 12,000 to 13,000 square feet. That's huge. It's enormous.

It can sleep 12 adults or eight adults and four children. It's got a private pool and a personal residential assistant. Yeah, you would expect that for $16,000. I'd want a personal chef. Yeah. For that. I'd want a personal chef, a chauffeur. Five nights will cost you $80,000.

Wow. Okay, but divide that by, let's say 12 adults. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're going to split this between the group. Let's say 12 adults. We'll go with some friends. Yeah, so seven nights. You want to do split this between the group. Let's say 12 adults. So we'll go with some friends. Yeah. So seven nights. Oh, you want to do seven nights now?

Okay. Seven nights for... 16 grand. Yep. Times seven. So we're on the hook for $112,000. Divided by 12. Divided by...

We're getting 12 adults in there. Yeah, 12... Okay, we're getting 12 adults. Yeah, it sleeps 12 adults in there. Yeah. Oh, easy. Easy. $9,333.33

each. For a week. God, it better be the best week I've ever had. I might just watch it on TV. Anyway, that season comes out early next year of The White Lotus, so maybe watch it,

see what it's like, and then you can book your room. Make your mind up from there, yeah, yeah. We're talking about the app called Time Lift, which I just learnt about this the other day. Someone was saying, because I think I asked this person, I was like, oh, how did you guys meet? How did you become friends? And they were like, oh, we met on Time Lift.

And I was like, pardon me, what's that? They were like, oh, it's this app that you use where you can go on and it puts you together with five other people and you go out to dinner to make new friends. I like, because the idea of friend dating to me makes me really, I don't know, weirded out. But the idea that it's five randoms. Yeah, it's not you and one other person. No. That would be weird. It's way less intense. You with, yeah, five other strangers. Is it you and five or is it you and four?

Might be you and four. I'm not sure. You and four is good because it would stop people from just pairing off. True. You know? Maybe that's why they do it that way. Or they pair off and just leave somebody out. We were looking for someone who's actually used this app,

this friend finding app, I guess you would call it. And Emsley's called up. Hi, Emsley. Hi, Emsley. Hi there. You're on Times Left. I am, yeah.

How many friend dates have you been on? I've only been on the one. Okay. But it was really fun. Okay. Was it? Did you get any friends out of it? I did.

What made you want to do it in the first place, Emsley? Just to meet some new people and be brave and put myself out there. That's cool. Yeah, I like that. Not in any kind of dating way? No, no, just to meet some friends

and I guess just meet some new people. Is it five or four, including you, like when you go on these things? So it's five and including you. So I guess altogether it's six people. And are you allowed to bring someone along if you're like, oh, my mate would like to come to this?

I don't know. I didn't, but I guess you could if you needed a support person. Does the app choose the restaurant or do you guys have to get into some kind of weird group chat and figure out where you're going to go and what people like to eat? The app picks a restaurant, so we... Are you telling me this is a completely blind friend date?

Yep. Like you just rock up and the first time you will speak to these people is at the restaurant? Exactly. Oh, my God, that's terrifying. Does the app do a good job of matching you with like-minded people? Yeah, it definitely does. I had never met the people before.

We were all strangers. We were all new to the app. And we got on really well. We had really good chats about everything, like our job, our life. Have you caught up with any of them since, though? Yeah, good point.

Yes, I have. I went bowling at Newmarket with them. All of them? And then we had dinner. All of them. So you stay as like a unit

and the five of you go and do something else, six of you, whatever. Yeah, so there was four of us because the other two couldn't make it. Okay.

But it was still really cool, like a really cool night out. Do you have your favourites out of the five, famously? Uh, maybe. Yeah. Is there anyone in the group that you're like, ooh, they're a bit weird? I could take a leave there. Yeah, I wouldn't be worried if that person dropped out. No, they're actually really all nice people.

Oh, you're too nice, Ainsley. You're too nice. I am. I'm thinking about doing it. Does it cost any money? Because I always find with these things, you get to a point and then it's like, cool, now you have to pay a subscription of $300 a year.

Is it free to use time left? Yes, I think it is free to use. And the only money that you kind of use is like to pay for your dinner and I guess your parking and whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true. Oh, wow. I might do it.

Yeah, you should, Bree. Yeah, put myself outside my comfort zone. You've got so many friends, though. That's my thing. I don't really. You do, really. Name what? I could name 10 right now.

Why am I trying to say that I don't have many friends? Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, I could always have another friend. Could you though? Yeah, what if I meet Emsley? She sounds awesome. You've already met Emsley. I've made a friend, Greg.

Yeah, thanks Emsley. You guys can already get together. Thanks Emsley, we really appreciate that. You're welcome. That's exactly what we want to talk about this afternoon because you definitely, whether you stop or slow down as you get older, the rate at which you accumulate friends definitely drops off, doesn't it? It's so much harder to make friends when you're an adult.

Yeah. We were even talking about how much harder it is for guys than girls. Yeah, because you guys get weird about it. Even before, you were like, oh, imagine going on a friend date. How weird. I don't want to do this. It makes me uncomfortable.

Why not? This is why you should do it. I know, and I know this sounds silly. What if you meet your soulmate? But I've got my friends. What if you meet someone that's even better suited to you? I've got my friends. One of them's sitting right there, Ross Boss.

He's one of my friends. Yeah, but I mean, you could upgrade from him. He's hiding his face. He doesn't want to be associated with me. No, but what if you find someone that is, you know, that you're meant to be friends with them, like that brings something else to your life, something different, something exciting.

I just, I know, I know. I get it. I'm keen. I might do it. There's one happening next Wednesday. Will you do it and let me know what it's like? I might sign up for it and then I can. I get it. I'm keen. I might do it. There's one happening next Wednesday. Well, you do it and let me know what it's like. I might sign up for it and then I can give you my review. If it's good, be like, oh, do you mind if I get my mate Clint along?

But you go first and find out if it's weird, okay? And then if it's good. Why am I doing all the hard work here? Because you're keen. Like I said, I'm always keen to make new friends. Here's a weird question for you guys this afternoon. Are you full up on friends? Do you reckon you haven't made a new friend in, I don't know, 10 years?

Have you had your group of friends and that's how it's been? You've got your same friends since high school. And there's no room for anyone else. And you just locked it off after that. You're like, we are it. We are the core. No one else is coming in. Yeah.

We want to talk to the people who you've got friends, but you're not keen on anymore. You're done. You're like, we are it. We are the core. No one else is coming in. Yeah. We want to talk to the people who, you've got friends, but you're not keen on anymore. You're done. You're done. This app is dumb to you because you don't need any more friends. You're like, I don't need to meet new people. Talking about this app that I recently have just learned about called

Time Left, which essentially it's an app you can go on, put in your details, things you like, things you don't like, describe yourself and then it puts you together with other like-minded people, about five of you, and you go out for

dinner, like a blind friend date. With a big group of you. Yeah. All wanting to make new friends, that's the key bit too. That's the key part. Open to new friendships. It's for friendships to meet new people, get out there and do something different. I think it's great. I don't want to do it, but I think it's great. I think loneliness is awful and this is a technological fix to an age-old problem.

Yeah. But we want to go the other way this afternoon and talk to people who have shut up shop as far as making new friends goes. You don't want any more. That's it. Some of these messages that we're getting are fascinating. I love this one. They've texted her and they've said, my husband's group of friends is closed.

They have been friends since uni 2005, same group since then. They have accepted all the spouses as an integral part of the group and that is it. Weirdly enough, we all also have 2022 first babies as well. Oh, wow. Talk about similar stages of life anyway. That's cool. That would be a tight-knit group.

Yeah, I love how she's like, my husband's friend group is closed for business. No entry, please. Let's talk to Tessa. I know at $100. Tessa, you've got enough friends. You're done. I do. I actually have two parts because I tried to call before about the app. My friend, she used

that app. I haven't, but when her and her husband broke up or separated, she was part of that friend group, so she defined friends of her own to separate herself. Oh, yeah. She ended up using it and found it really helpful because, you know, she was trying to distance herself and she loved it and made

extended friends from those friends groups. Yeah, we're hearing really good things about that app. So that's good to hear. But you're the opposite. Yeah, so I'm definitely like, I've got friends from high school and friends that I've known since like the early 2000s and we've shut up shop because, I think it's because of

time poorness. Because it's so because I think it's because of time poorness because we're so time poor that it's hard enough to make do with the friend that you've got to make time for the one that you have let alone the one you What if you meet someone that just really knocks your socks off like you're like oh that person was so charismatic I feel like I've got a real

good connection with them but not no room for another friend Am I drunk? Am I drunk at the time? Because you make those people all the time, and then you're like, not too much. But no, yeah, I feel like a... Because I went out the week at the beginning anyway. I just be myself and go to the worst parts of myself at the beginning, and if you can't

handle it, then you don't make it. I like that train of thought. It's good. You give them the beginning and if you can't handle it, then you don't make it. I like that train of thought. It's good. You give them the worst bits of you first. And if they can handle that, then they deserve me at my best. This is a nice text. My dad is knocking on 70 and he still has regular meetups with his five best friends from primary school.

All of our families are one big family. That's so special. That's really cute. That's amazing. That's incredible. Someone else said, I have a friend. That's so special. Oh, that's really cute. That's amazing. That's incredible. Someone else said, I have a friend. Let's call her Karen. And I recently realised how annoying she is.

We call her two dogs because if you've got one dog, she's got two dogs. I've started removing myself from every group we are both in, sports, book club, kid-related, school-related, which is annoying because I now have to meet new people in a whole heap of different areas of my life. You're getting rid of your only friend. I wonder if you told this Karen.

Sorry, we call her Two Dog. Sorry, Two Dogs. If you told Two Dogs, hey, you know, this is how I feel. You're annoying and I'm thinking of ditching you. No, but you worded in a different way. I wonder if Karen could turn, sorry, two dogs. Well, if two dogs really is a two-dog type of person, she'd go, well, you think I'm annoying.

You're actually more annoying than me. I've got this other friend that's way more annoying than me. I've had the same group of friends since high school and I get along with my workmates, I guess, but that's it. No more. No more room. I've got three good friends and I'm okay with that. Who was the last time, what?

Who has time for more than that as an adult? That's what we're hearing a lot of. People who are like, I only have enough time to invest in the friends that I've got. And I actually think that that's fair enough. It is time, Pornis. But it's going to bite you in the ass if one of those friends moves away. What if a friend dies?

Yeah, if they die. I mean, it's morbid, but what do you do? I've never related to a text more than this one. They said, my ADHD doesn't let me have friends. It's out of sight, out of mind. How does that work? Well, I definitely suffer from this because I've got ADHD, but some people with ADHD, if that person isn't constantly

like, you know how obviously I see you every day. Oh, I see what you mean. So like I've always really struggled in my life and I never knew really what it was and I just thought I was a bad person, bad friend that people didn't want to keep in touch with. But if I moved away, I find it really hard to keep in touch with those people that I've been friends with and it's not because I don't, you know, like those people, but it's like out of sight, out of mind. So I don't think about it.

Yeah. This is the other side of the conversation. Someone's text and they said, I'm not trying to brag but I've got too many friend groups. I love it. I have to alternate weekends to catch up with each of them. It's very timely and

exhausting so no new friends for me please. It doesn't help that I'm a bit of an extrovert socialiser. I want to know from that person, like how many groups, how many friend groups do you have? And if you had to cut, like, half of them. Or could you mesh them?

Like, who would you be keeping? Yeah, yeah. Like, who were the top two? And can you cut the others? A bunch of people also texting us asking for the name of that friend meeting app. It's called Time Left. Yeah, Time Left is the app. And we have meeting app. It's called Time Left. Yeah, Time Left is the app.

And we have no idea why it's called Time Left. Neither. I believe it's only available to use in major cities at the moment. Yeah. But obviously if it goes well, they will expand it out to other areas. Yeah. But yeah, go check it out. Bree and Clint.

I realised today that half the time in their Apple song where you think she's saying the Apple, she's saying the airport. Yeah, the airport. The song should be called Airport. I think that's part two. Is that? Yeah. Time for a birthday banger.

I think she should do an Apple series. You know, like Granny Smith. Oh, then she can do a jazz album. Jazz album. Jazz Apple. That's good. I like that from you. This is Birthday Banger where you call us up.

We tell you what was number one when you turned 16 and then we're going to play one of them out in full. Libby's going first. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby. Hey. What have you been up to today, Libby? Chilling this morning in front of a big long, long island in Esplanade in Palmerston North.

Oh, lovely. Sounds delightful. Hey, while you're here, give us your date of birth. Mine's the 24th of March, 1998. I. Mine's the 24th of March, 1998. I think she said the 24th of March, 1998. I believe that was correct. She was 16. That means in 2014.

And Libby, this is your birthday banger. Oh, tune. Oh, it's a banger from Duke, Dumont and Jax Jones. As long as I got you. Oh, this takes a banger from Duke Dumont and Jax Jones. Oh, this takes me back to a simpler time in my life. I love Duke Dumont. My 20s. Never heard of it.

You've never heard of it? Oh, wait. Haven't you, Libby? No, never heard of that. Oh, it's a banger. Never heard of it. Didn't make it to Palmerston North. Okay, wait there. We're going to do...

Bea is doing their husband's birthday banger. Hi, Bea. Hi, Bea. Hi, guys. Hi. Do you know this Duke Dumont song? Do you know it? No, I don't think I do.

No, okay. Don't recall it. Okay, interesting. Now, Bea, I heard... Are you listening from hospital or is your husband listening from hospital? No, my husband's listening from the hospital. Oh, well, shout out to your husband.

What's his name? Clyde. Clyde. All right, let's do his birthday bang. And shout out to the nurses. Shout out to the nurses, absolutely. Always shout out to the nurses. Give us Clyde's date of birth, Bea.

27 November 1975. Well, that's next week. Okay, well, shout out to Clyde for having a birthday next week. He was 16, though, in 1991. And Clyde, wherever you're listening from, this is your birthday banger. Come on. That song about sex, baby. That song about you and me.

I feel like Bea's laugh says it all. Let's talk about sex. A little bit, a little bit. Bea's like, why do you think he's in hospital? Will he like that one, Bea? I think he'll find it amusing. Yeah, good. Okay, good.

Wait there. We're going to do one more for Priya. Hi, Priya. Hi found the music. Yeah, good. Okay, good. Wait there. We're going to do one more for Priya. Hi, Priya. Hi, Priya. Hi. What have you been up to today, Priya? Just working. Working?

Done for the day? That song is hilarious. I love that song from Salt-N-Pepa. I've seen it live. We saw it live. Priya, do you know the Duke Dumont song that Priya and I were frothing on? Oh! I couldn't even hear it properly.

Right, okay. Clint's still sad that... Well, I wanted to vote for it, but literally nobody else knows what it is. Surely people have heard that song before. Well, hey, Priya might have the winner. We've got to find that out. What is your birthday, Priya? 1st of April, 1986.

Right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on that day, this was number one. The Calling. What do you reckon, Priya? Yeah, I remember that. Do you like it? Yeah, do you like, Priya? Yeah, I remember that. Do you like it? Yeah, do you like it, though? I don't remember liking it at the time.

Oh, no, I like the honesty. All right, fair enough. Mitigating factors for us. It is a Bree and Clint Soft Rock Thursday. That's something to keep in mind, and that is The Calling, which are a soft rock classic. We are getting several texts in for the Duke Dumont song from people

that do know it. So maybe our sample size was just too small, so it's back on the table. And of course, Salt-N-Pepa's a banger too. They headlined Friday Jams a couple of years ago. I like all three, but I'm going with my gut on this. I'm going I got you, Duke Dumont. That's my vote.

Even though none of the people who play Birthday Banger today have heard of that song. If nothing else, we'll be educating people, won't we? Yeah. You know what? The thing is... Yeah, it's exposing you to new music from 2014. If you haven't heard it, you're going to love it.

That's a Brie and Clint guarantee. That is the Brie and Clint guarantee. Libby, it's the first time you're hearing your own birthday banger because it's the winner. Congratulations. Thank you. Turn it up, Libby. You're going to love it, mate.

You're going to love it. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of birthday banger for Libby from Palmerston North today. That's Jack Jones and Duke Dumont. It's I Got You. It's actually the perfect birthday banger.

It's got a bit of Whitney Houston in there. It's just, you know, it's nice. Yeah, someone on the text machine said, did you know this song samples your mate Whitney Houston? Learned that from your mates over at Flavour. I didn't know that. There you go. And a lot, very split down the middle, can I say, about that song.

Duke Dumont's biggest song was this one. Ocean Drive. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. Here, here, we're on the middle. Yeah. There's a hill where I'm going to drive to the Willamette. Did you ever, do we have the song by Jax Jones, Housework?

That's a banger from Jax Jones. Yeah, it is. Do we have it in the system? Oh, yeah, this was huge from Duke Dumont. Yes, Jax Jones goes hard. Oh, yeah. This was my workout song for about four years. It's a very F45 song, eh?

Yeah. I have the cheering. You know what, I stand by the decision. I like the birthday banger. It's meant to be a bit different birthday banger, right? It's meant to stand out. Yeah. Bree and Clint. My mum and dad have been off

gallivanting around the globe for the last two and a half, three weeks. Awesome. They decided they wanted to go to Japan and they went on their own, booked a tour over there and did all kinds of amazing things. I've really missed them, but I was talking to my mum and caught

up with her a couple of days ago. I was like, how was your trip? What was your favourite? What was your least favourite? Anyway, it was during that conversation that my mother revealed to me a story that is now burnt into my retinas. Uh-oh. And she joins us on the line right now to tell that story.

Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, Mama Di. Well, you reckon you're traumatised, Brianna. I'm the one who went through it. Well, Mum, why don't you... She didn't know she was going to tell this story on the radio today, but you're here, so you may as well. Tell us all what happened during your trip to Japan, Mum.

Well, your father being your father, we were actually staying at a monastery. Okay. And they've got these communal, no, not communal, private baths. Right, okay. They're like a hot tub, right? And you go into them and it's all this, you know,

spiritual, you know, kind of feeling good water and all the rest of it. Gotcha. And your father came back from his and he said, oh, it was fantastic and, you know, there was no one else in there and I got in there and I just felt amazing. And I said, oh, okay, I don't know if I'll go. And he went, no, no, you have to go. Go on, off you go.

Just to clarify, Mum, at this monastery and these private, like, baths, there's a male one and then there's a female one, right? Yes, there is. Right. There is. So I kind of decided, all right, I'll chuff off now and I'll go down, you know, the experience of it. Uh-huh.

You've got to do it. You're there. You're in Japan. You might as well. Yeah, and I thought, oh, this is great. And I've opened up the door to go in, and the first thing I see is this 70-something-year-old woman with no clothes on.

And I went, what the? And I thought, she's locked eyes with me, and I've locked eyes with her. And I thought, I can't just turn around and walk out. No, no, that'd be weird. Mum, how many bushes, I mean, how many women were in there fully naked? Oh, mate, well, there was two, but would you believe, Brianna, they were mother and daughter. Okay.

Okay. Both full naked. Absolutely. So when you walked in, what were you wearing? I was wearing clothes at this stage. Okay. And did you intend to get naked before you knew there are other women in there? Was your plan to go nude in there?

I don't think so. We're not from a naked family, are we, Mum? Did you have your swimmers on underneath? Well, Dad didn't go to that area, did he? He didn't say. I thought, oh, you know, you go in there and you do whatever. I don't know.

And so I thought, oh, well, when in Rome slash Tokyo. Or Osaka, yeah. I got the kit off. Yeah, you did. And I've gone into the hot tub.

Yeah. And I took the big white towel with me. Yeah. And I got into trouble for that because you're not supposed to take the big white towel. Not from the rooms. No, no. It's a little white washer that doesn't cover one area of you. And that's to sit on, isn't it, that towel?

No, that's to wash yourself with. Oh, your wash, yeah. Oh, okay. And you, didn't you get in, you went to get in the spa, but you hadn't rinsed yourself? And then the two ladies were like, what are you doing? You've got to rinse yourself. The little old Japanese lady, I was a bit nervous because I'm thinking,

oh, jeez, where do I look? Yeah, yeah. And I went to get into the hot tub and she said, no, no, no, communal, communal. I said, yeah, that's what it is, isn't it? That's what I'm getting in, yeah. She said, no, wash off, wash off. And fair dinkum, the size of these stools, they would have been probably my baby stools. Did you have to wash yourself naked in front of these people?

Did you have to go into the corner and have a nude shower and scrub your bits down while the other people were watching you? Absolutely. That's just what it is. You bonded for life. Mum, before this. It was a cow milking stool, right? The stool was so short that my knees were up around my face.

I dreaded it with the backside. The visual that I'm getting is fantastic. When was the last time before this experience, Mum, that you actually released the Kraken and were naked in public? I was a virgin. That's your first time. Right, gotcha, gotcha. Well, that's what travel's all about.

It's about firsts. Hey, what an experience. Yeah. No, but all I can say is they need good brush cutters over there. I can tell you. Get Steve in there with the Husqvarna. All right, well, we know what's happening in the Thomas L. Family Spa this Christmas, don't we?

No swimsuits allowed. Oh, my God. Welcome home, Mum and I. Good to talk to you. Great to be home, and we appreciate what we've got. That's all I can say. Love you, Mum. Love you, bye.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. And that's us. We are done for a Taco Thursday here on the Bree and Clint Show. Thanks so much for joining us. And some might say, I thought it was Taco Tuesday. We have tacos two times a week here at the Bree and Clint Show. Yeah, we have them on Thursdays and Mondays.

And I mean, enchiladas count as a taco, right? Oh, enchilada Tuesday, yeah. Yeah, or quesadilla. Absolutely. What's another? Okay, let's go word tennis back and forth with Mexican foods. Sure. Okay, so taco.

Enchilada. Quesadilla. Nachos. Oh, I didn't think this through. Are you out already? Burrito. Oh, no. Guacamole.

Why did I do this to myself? Corn salsa Oh, I've got one Queso Empanadas Are they Mexican? Empanadas Mexican? Yeah

I'm pretty sure Empanadas Delicious Okay, I think it was a tie Coronas I think it was a tie Pacifico with a lime in it. Have a great night and we'll catch you back tomorrow.

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