ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st November 2025

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

Should we get a call with the Tiger King?  Nip slip stories that'll have you cackling.  Bree's 8-step skin care routine. Fridayoke - Where Is My Husband? by Raye.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Breyanclint, the podcast. ZDem's Brean Clint, thanks to the KFC hacker, a $499 snack box, 999 lunchbox, or two zingers for just $14.99. Oh, my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. Zem's Brean Klingin. Oh, my God, it feels like years to.

I've heard the hardcore Friday Brie and Clinton intro. Has it been that long that you've got to turn my mic on? Shush. People didn't need to know that. It has been a while since the Brie and Clint show

were together for a Friday. I know. But we're back and better than ever. Friday, Oakey's back. Yeah. And we're taking on an absolute monster. Ray. Where the hell of my husband?

To some people, it's the hardest and most dynamic song we could do. To others, it's the most annoying song on the ZM playlist. So whatever side of the aisle you're on, you will hear Bree and I take that song on at 5 o'clock today in Friday O'Kee. To those people, if you thought it couldn't get any more annoying. Oh, you wait. Oh, you wait. You'll be begging for the original.

You're like, please, please, put the original on again. And lots of fun on the way to. We've got free R&A tickets to give away today. Your clue drops at 10 to 4 this afternoon. The Black Thunders will be hiding somewhere around New Zealand with two free tickets. Where were they yesterday? They were in Ponsonby. Oh, Lardy-Dar.

Fancy Ponsonby. That's far from Warnaca as you can get. Yep. Hey, we're trying to head all the spots in the country. Same. Okay, let's get into Trady versus Lady. If you're keen, it's still a two-point ballgame. 94 Ladies, 96 Trades.

If you want to play, give us a call now. 50 bucks could be all yours. 0,800 dials at M. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. Score update for the year. The trade is on 96, the ladies right behind him on 94.

Our lady today is in Mount Monga Nui. She's 50 years old, and she says she's pretty random. Welcome to the show, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hey. We're good What's the most random thing You've done this week, Kylie

Oh, random this week Well, I just moved last weekend To the Mount so yeah What, out of the blue? From where? It's been a busy week So not that much random Yeah

Where'd you move from? Just Tupuki Oh, lovely Are you just over the way Still Bay of Plenty If you're going to live in the Bay of Plenty You might as well live at the beach, Kylie I write that decision

I know exactly Yeah, yeah Perfect time Summer for Kylie on the way I'm going to say perfect time to move. It's just starting to heat up. You're taking on our tradie from Invergiggle today. He's 25 years old, and he has dislocated both knees at different times,

which I feel like is the way to dislocate both knees. You don't want to do both knees at the same time. Welcome to the show, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. How did you dislocate each knee? One football, a couple times. Just broke there, and then trains out lime scooters aren't fun. No, lime scooters are fun

They're just dangerous Quite dangerous Please don't take this as disrespectful as it sounds But do you have lime scooters in an invocardal? Oh no, we're not visiting grassage Oh, okay That's probably a good thing

Because it sounds like Jeremy would have dislocated his shoulders too Is they're in invocardal Giza, your buzzer is tradie Kylie, yours's lady The first of three correct answers Gets 50 bucks cash from KFC Good luck

Here we go guys For a Friday Question number one. In the cartoon, The Rugrats, what was the name of the main character? Angelica. Ladies. Yes, Kylie. Angelica?

No, I wouldn't say she was the main. She was the main. Yeah, we want the main baby. Jeremy? Is it Chuckie? No, he was the best friend of the main baby. I would say he was next in line. It was Tommy Pickles.

Yeah. All right, no points there. Question number two. Name the same. six-letter word that describes an exercise that combines a squat, a push-up and a jump in the air.

Trady. Yes, Jeremy. Burpee. It is a burpee. God, I hate burpees. So bad for your knees. Well, don't tell that in front of Jeremy. He doesn't have any knees. Sorry, Jeremy. Stay away from those burpees. One to the tradies? Oh, I'm already starting away from them. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Jeremy Taylor Swift It is Tee Swizzle Two to the tradies You need this one, Kylie, to stay in the game Question number four Who do the All Blacks play in their final game

Of 2025 this weekend Jeremy Wales Wales You've got it Look Kylie You've got a lot on Okay, you've just moved all the way

from Tukuki to Mount Monganui. That's like a 22-minute drive, okay? So don't go too hard on yourself. Concentrate on that, Kylie. This is no big deal. You can call back when you settled in. Oh, good. Thank you, guys.

You're welcome. You too, Kylie. And Jeremy, $50 cash, thanks to KFC. On the way to you this weekend. You're going to have a real knees up if you had any knees, couldn't you? Yeah. Yeah. Could buy a decent knee brace with that 50 bucks.

Well done. Trades go to 97. We announced before that Fridayoke is back at 5 o'clock after a bit of a hiatus. Someone texts in and they said Fridayoke you better be back. I was about to kill somebody. What, you missed it that much. You missed it that much. Geez.

Well, calm down. Are we preventing violent crime with this segment? I thought we were inducing violent crime. I thought hearing it made people want it like. That's what we've thought for a long time. At least stab themselves in the ears. Yeah. Or their ears. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it is back. Five o'clock. We'll do Ray. Where's my husband? Looking forward to that. Have you seen the relationship bird test has had a resurgence?

I'm familiar with the bird test. Why is it back? I don't know. I think it's just picked up some momentum on social media again. Yeah. If you haven't seen the bird test or the bird theory, some people call it, essentially it's a relationship test. where you ask your significant other, something insignificant. You tell them something, and the example that they use is, I saw a bird today. And their response, they say, according to this test, shows you how your relationship is going. Particularly in long-term relationships.

Yes. When often you've run out of things to talk about. You can do it in real time too You can be sitting there and you can say I saw a bird today If there is a bird You can say oh my God Look at that bird

Come and look at this bird Come and look at this bird And if they do and they engage with you It's a good sign right Because they don't give a shit about the bird No What you're looking for is for them to express interest What you're talking about

And ask you follow up questions Yeah just engage with you Engage with you Humour you Give you the time of day Yeah So what we've done Both of us have text our partners.

Just the simple text of, oh, what did we actually say? I wrote, in my text I wrote, I just saw the most amazing bird. That's what I wrote. Okay. And I've sent it to my wife, my wonderful wife, Lucy. Great. I said, oh my God, I just saw the most amazing bird. Yes.

So same thing. Yes. Whose response do you want first? Claudia, who's are you more interested in? I want Breeze first because I'm more interested in Clint. Okay. Oh, okay. Interesting theory.

All right. Okay. Here's our text conversation with me and my partner. Oh my God. I just saw the most amazing bird. What? Question mark. What did it look like? Question mark.

I said, and I had to lie, didn't I? Yeah. I said, it was all different colors, mostly blues, and it had a big beak. Don't know what it was, but it was beautiful. A huge wingspan. She said... Too many details from you. Oh, yeah, I think I went too hard.

Huge wingspan. I went too hard. She said, that's nice, babe. Where was it at home? Oh, she's the best. She's the best. And then anyway, I had another reply, and she replied again and went interesting.

Wonder what it was. Thanks for sharing. It's so cute. She gets a pass. She gets a pass. Okay, let's hear what your beautiful wife, Lucy is. my wonderful wife who I'm trying to think

of how long we've been together. A long time. Long time. About 12 years. Yep. My partner and I we love each other. Okay, can I just say we love each other? Good caveat. I believe you love her. Two beautiful children. I want to hear her response first. I love her. I want her. I need her. I said, I just saw the most amazing bird.

And she replied, the window repair man isn't here yet. We have to leave in 10 minutes. Can you find out where he is? So she blatantly ignored you all together. She didn't even heart it. She didn't even thumbs up it. I dare you.

I dare you to double down and say it again. Okay, I'm just texting back. What about the bird? What about the bird? bird I saw. I've just sent it to her. Hasn't been seen yet, but I'll let you know. Yeah, okay, good.

I can't wait for her reply. What about the bird? She's going to be furious. She's going to go, I don't go shit about the bird. Where's the window repair man? What about the bird? Stop trying to tell me about a dumb bird you saw. Yeah, cool.

Anyway, try it with your partner. We love each other. You love her. I love her. Oh, she's replying. Stop this song. Stop this song. Stop this song.

What's the reply? It's coming in. What's the reply? Oh, she's stopped texting. She was, oh, she is texting. She is texting. Is this going to be suitable for radio? Please be, please be good.

Please be good. Come on, babe. Our relationship's on trial here. Come on. She doesn't know that. We're in the court of public opinion. Come on. Give me something.

Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Oh, it's a long reply. Yeah. Is it still coming through? What about the bird? I said, what about the bird?

said, what about the bird? Oh, no. No, I'm invested. I'm very invested. We've got it, guys. We've got it. Oh, she'll redeem herself. I said, what about the bird?

She'll redeem ourselves. Not interested in the bird unless you have a picture. Okay. That's fair. Also, we're leaving now. I mean, fair. She's a visual learner. I text back.

Love you. Not interested in the bird. Bird. My wife texts back again about the bird thing. She said, also, I'm not falling for the stupid bird gag. Yeah, I think my partner had seen it too. Do you think she was just playing along? Yeah.

But that speaks to what the bird test is. It's just playing along. No, I think she was trying to make herself look good. Oh, because you're going to talk about it on the radio. Go we date clever people, don't we? We do. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Hey, Tiger King. Everybody remember Tiger King, Joe Exotic? How could we forget? From the show Tiger King. Quite memorable. The guy who had all the tigers. Oh, that guy, yeah.

Yeah, and he accused Carol Baskin of killing your husband. Yeah. Killed her, husband, whacked him. He's still in jail, Tiger King. But because he has no money, although why do you need money when you're in jail? He has... To buy commissary. What?

It's commissary. Commissary, like stuff from the commissary. Is that what they call the tuck shop? Yeah. The can't-eat. You can buy, like, you know. How do you know so much about prison? Orange is the New Black.

Ah. Yeah. How do you think you'd go in prison? I think I'd make friends. Do you? Yeah, I'd definitely have a prison wife. Oh, you'd get into a relationship. Yeah, I reckon I wouldn't.

I wouldn't be the dominant one, though. Is it cheating if it's in prison? I don't want to be the dominant one. I'd be scared of everyone, so I'd find myself like a big you know strong oh right and you just latch on yeah yeah yeah yeah and you be like that would be my plan

yeah okay good plan mine's similar anyway Joe Exotic has posted I don't know how he's posted I don't know how he's posted on Instagram but it's the real Joe Exotic Instagram maybe he's got a cell phone up his

bum he said it's a post that says book a private call with Joe Exotic these holidays and in the caption he's wrote help a broke man out remember I did didn't get a dime from Netflix. They stole my footage from YouTube and my computer

after they had me kidnapped by the corrupt system. This makes eight Christmases wrongly detained in America. DM me for details. You were convicted of a very serious crime. So here's the thing, Bree. I've completely forgotten what the crime is, and I'm wondering if we should call him, if we should book a call.

So I'm pretty sure he got done for hiring a hitman, to kill Carol Baskin. Oh, buzzy. And it came out that he was the one that hired the hitman to kill her. Oh. Wasn't, isn't that right? Producer Claude, you've been Googling.

Yeah, so I said Claudia at the job because we've got to be sure before we book the call. I'm pretty sure. I said to Claude, please Google why is Tiger King in jail? So he's been convicted of a murder for hire plot

against Carol Baskin and other crimes, including violating the Endangered Species Act. Yeah, the tigers that he burnt and buried. Oh. It was sick tigers that he put down, and I think it was like against the laws or something. It would be.

Yeah, but they just, they tried to give him as much time as possible from memory. Someone in the comments has said, when are you getting out, Joe? And he's responded and he said 20-30, unless Trump pardons me. So he's still hoping for a pardon from President Trump. Jesus. Okay, so with all of that in mind, obviously we're on the radio, we've got to book big stars, we've got to keep people interested. I say we call him.

Well, I feel like we'd call them. Yeah. I feel like we booked the call. I don't know how much. It doesn't say how much. I can DM him though. Yeah. I could DM him.

Yeah, I think you're our best bait. Me? You'd be his type. Oh, right. I'd be as... I think he'd be a lot more inclined to message you back. Mastash. Yeah.

On mustache. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm willing to. How much are we willing to pay for a call with Joe Exoric Tiger King? Yeah.

We all need to be on the question. the same page. It's not our money, obviously. It'll be Ross's money. But we have to be comfortable with how much money we're giving a convicted criminal. Yeah. You know, so where do we, ethically, morally, where do we sit? What are we thinking? More than 100? I was thinking more than 100. Yeah, I was thinking more than 100. I was thinking 500 I'd be okay with. 500 is the number. 500 of Ross's money. Yeah. Yeah. At most. And there's no blood on our hands because it's Ross's money. Yeah. Exactly.

Ross's dirty hands. Yeah, yeah. That means, though, we're interviewing him. We're spreading the word of looking after animals. And we don't have to be nice to them. No, I'm not bringing up looking after animals. That's boring. You suck.

I'm talking about Carol Baskin. Yeah. We're talking about... We want to know. Do you have a prison husband? Yes. What's his name? Is he still married to that other guy, his third husband?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, third husband. And if you could get a message to Carol Baskin right now, what would it be? Because we'll pass it on to him. That's a good question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. Okay, I'll DMM.

Thanks, guys. It's productive. ZD.N.'s, Brancl. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. This is a big story today, Dean. The biggest deal in animation history has been struck to get the people exactly what they want, which apparently is Frozen 3 and Frozen 4.

It is. Well, you'd probably be able to speak to this as a dad. Do you feel like if we want this? Do we need this? Kids are crazy for Frozen. Absolutely crazy. I think Frozen is, along with Moana, probably the biggest Disney product of the last decade. Yeah, it'd be up there for sure.

Yeah. I mean, I couldn't think of anything I want less. Well, let me tell you, we're all about to feel a bit poor because, you know, we'd all should have done. We should have voiced characters in the Frozen field because Kristen Bell, Josh Gadd and Adina Mansell are all getting, are you ready for it? Yeah. $60 million each. Which? Frozen 3 and 4.

Just so you know, to give you context, I think that is, from my memory, the biggest deals I can remember. I'm just trying to think. I know Daniel Craig was offered $100 million for 3,000, he turned that down. I can't think of another actor that got... Wow.

But, hey, not to take anything away from voice actors, but, like, Daniel Craig would have had to do a lot of... of work to do those movies whereas like obviously they're talented and they have to voice them but Oh you and I use our voice for a job every day There is no easier job Yeah it's not nowhere near as hard

It's crazy money It just goes to show How much money Disney make from those animated films Definitely and not to take away from the great craft of voice acting But would kids really know If they replaced Kristen Bell or

I mean Christian's great and Dina Manzell is great. I reckon we could get another Josh Gadd, couldn't we? Like if Olaf had a different voice in the next one, I don't think the kids would care too much. I don't think they would also. You can actually get actors that do the voice. Yeah, yeah.

Like you can get someone that just sounds the voice is exactly the same. Yeah, yeah. Well, don't say that, Dean, because they'll get people who are cheaper to do our voices for this radio show. Yeah, please. Dean, can you shut up, Dean. That's the tea with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. He's live out of Los Angeles. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast.

I saw an interview with Kate Winslet today. I love Kate Winslet. We love Kate Winslet. God. What was that movie about the boat that she was in? Titanic. Yeah. And what was that TV show that was out recently that she was in?

Mayor of East Town. Is that the one? Mayor of... Yeah, I think that's what it was. It was. With Hugh Grant. Yeah. It was, wasn't she?

No, not with Hugh Grant. Oh. Was she in a show with Hugh Grant? There was another show that Hugh Grant was on at the time with Nicole Kidman. Ah, was it? Oh yeah, Hugh Grant wasn't in Mayor of East Town. What was the Hugh Grant show? And he was the, oh no, that's a spoiler.

Yeah, don't say that. It was the one that Hugh Grant was in was about a murder. Yes. And wasn't, who was the main one in that? I thought it was Nicole Kidman. Wasn't it? They were in the Hugh Grant and Kate Wendell. that were in the regime together

but that's not the one we're talking about, is it? No, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant, TV show, I swear. It was Nicole Kidman, wasn't it? The undoing. The undoing! It was Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant. Oh, quick, say that it's on, see if it's on neon, that'd be the ultimate tie-in.

Oh, Prime Video. Okay. Oh, no, it's good, not that good. Mayor of East Town? Is that on... No, the undoing's HBO. It's on neon. Oh, is it? It's got to be on neon.

Oh, how bloody good. Anyway, we're talking about Kate Winslet. She's done an interview where she has confessed to years ago a near nip slip in front of then Prince Charles, now King Charles. He had come to support the Premier. It was a royal premiere of Sense and Sensibility when I was only 20. And I sort of hadn't realised that we were really going to meet him. And so I forgot about the fact that I really was wearing a kind of a transparent lace outfit.

and thank God I'd worn a coat because as he's making his way towards me I'm like, nipples, nipples, oh my God. And then someone just went, coat! And I went, pah! You're not going to believe this, Brie. What? Guess who Kate Winslet was in sense and sensibility with?

Who? Hugh Grant. Full circle. Full circle. Full bloody circle. You know what else is a full circle? What? A nipple.

What? Crazy. Courtney, where's my good explosion gone? That explosion sucks. Hey, that's Kate Winslet's nip story. Obviously, the world's most famous nipslip is the Janet Jackson Super Bowl nips slip. Which I still think was on purpose. I do too, absolutely.

And then they've tried to backtrack when it got such a big reaction. It was the first attempt at a viral moment, I think. Well, it wasn't an attempt. It was successful. Yeah, true, it was, yeah. You ever been the victim of a nip slip? when you were talking about this because when before the show

I just had this flashback it might be nearly 12 months to the day and so a bunch of so my partner and I and a bunch of our friends went for it was for Labor Day long weekend went to

the Coromandel for a couple of nights and it was lovely it was a good trip and some of our friends have teenage kids. Right. Right? Yeah. And so that's cool.

They were there too and then our other friends have some younger kids. But the teenage kids and you always want to be like cool, you know, around the teenage kids. Of course, yeah. You know? Especially when you're not cool or teenage. I know the feeling. I'm cool. I can hang with like teenage girls.

I can hang with the teenage girls. You want to feel like you've still got it. Yeah. Anyway, so we're having a great weekend. Everything's going well. And this one afternoon, we all decide we're all going to go for a swim in the beach. Great. Love it. I had recently got back from a European trip,

and I bought a pair of togs in Europe. And the togs that I bought were a one shoulder, like bikini set. I know the one. You know, so it's one shoulder, and then on the other side it's just open. So it's not all that much support. Especially for you. For someone who is a rather large breasted lady. You're putting a lot of faith in that.

single strap, aren't you? Too much, faith, it turns out, I've dove under away. I've come up and I was like, none the wiser, who was in front of me, no one else, none of the adults, because I couldn't give a crap about the adults seeing, these two teenage girls standing right in front of me and I'm like talking away and then all of a sudden I feel I sense something is wrong and I look down... Not just one.

Was it? Both of the teenage daughters. Both of them. No, I mean the boobs. No, so I look down my whole right tent fully out. Not even like half.

It's just... Let me guess. The straps on the left and the right one has come out just flopping around. Yeah, it's just fully out in the open. And I'm like full eye contact and you know what made me notice

as their eyes kept darting down and then they were like going to look it around oh no it took me straight back to high school the old lady's tits they're probably like oh no is that what else gonna look like you know what though

excellent nip slip story excellent nipset although that's not a nip is as much that it is a whole nunger it was a whole boom yeah that's a nunga slip but we'll take nunga slip as well The whole shabang was out.

The ZDM Podcast Network. We're talking about nipslips this afternoon on the show. Kate Winslet has confessed to a near nip slip in front of King Charles. And Pree has confessed to a very embarrassing aqua nip slip over summer. Why does it always happen at the beach? A couple of teenage girls. They were daughters of friends of ours. and I was wearing a one off-the-shoulder bikini.

Single-strap bikini. And I've come out of a wave. None the wiser that my whole right boob was just fully out, had a full conversation with him too. And you know when you feel like the energy's weird? Yeah. And that's what alerted me. To the fact.

My whole poop being out. Be honest, were you showing off? What are you talking about? Were you like, hey, you guys, you only got a boy. surfing? I am. Watch this. I think I was trying to be like one of the gals. There was no coming back from that. We asked

for your nip-slip stories and man we're getting some great text. No, I'm brave enough to come on air yet but if that's you, oh 800 dollars at them, Claudia will take your call while we're talking. Someone said I had both my tits out at parachute in front of the entire youth group when my bikini top came off inside the water's orb.

And that's the Christian music festival. God is watching at Parish. And then next minute, Evermore's playing in the background. That's where they got their starters. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. I hear you, Bree. The exact same thing happened to me after a swimming competition,

which I just happened to win. But yes, my right boob won it first. You come up, you're like, pump in the air. You're like, I did it. I did it. It's a big deal for a boob to come out of the full racing swimsuit. That's what I was just about to say. Like, they're meant to be the most supportive, you know, locked in.

I used to play water polo, and the girls would double tog, because it was so common for the togs to get ripped in water polo. Yeah. So you'd double tog. But you can't do that in a race. That'll slow you down. Someone just said, NEP slip story. Hi, yeah.

I will go anonymous, thanks. Also, thanks for cheering me up after a tough day as a nurse. Oh, that's nice. I'm currently a proud breastfeeding mum that's just returned to work. In third form as a busty double-d, I was horrified that my triangle Mossimo bikini slipped off while playing with a ball at the co-ed Catholic school swimming sports. I had big, darker nips. The boys called me Afghan nips for the next four years.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's awful. Kids are the worst. Kids are awful. Afghan nips. That's so mean. That's not nice, okay? I bet you've got lovely nips now.

And we're glad to hear. Wonder where those boys are. They've probably got baloney nips. Yeah, they've probably got saggy bollors. Yep. Glad, good to hear that Bree's right breast brought joy to the nursing community this afternoon too, isn't it? That makes me feel better about it. That's a service that you've provided.

Someone else said, not be, but one of my co-workers when we were on a boat for our Christmas party. We were all dancing and drinking and then she walks out, full boob out of her dress, not realizing until we laughed and drunkenly said, oh, your boob's out. She was very embarrassed at the time, but we all laugh about it now. She comes out and she's like, guys, how gets the boat party? Anybody want another pal? Donna, your boob's out. What? Donnie, your boobs out. My what? Donna, put your boot back.

Oh, Christ, my tits out. God, that's such a relatable story to all of the women listening. We've all been there. Like at least one time or another, if it's not you, you've had to tell a friend on a night out that their poops come out. I'm a teacher, and I was trying to show my whole class at school that I could still skip, even though I'm 40 I jumped and one of my boobs came out

I had a nip slip at the supermarket I remember it well it was in the fresh produce aisle I also had a bush slit too at the beach Jesus no oh no you poor thing that's awful bush slip

Why someone's boom coming out? It's so funny. So funny. Because everyone, ready, every woman has the same reaction, ready? And this is the reaction. This is the reaction as soon as you notice. Oh, whoa! You just tuck it back in.

O'ee-ohy. F-in'nips. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Oh my God, that was a good laugh. I needed that. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's a lot of chat about nipslits over the last 15 minutes.

So only fear that we level the playing field with Donga slip as well. This text says, I had a mate who was playing water polo against a local girls team. And he was climbing out of the pool when his speedos split straight down the back. And his balls. and tackle came crashing out. Two pairs of Speedos every game moving forward. I mean, congratulations to the brother to have such adjectives as crashing out be used when his stuff came out.

I feel like that would not be the words used for mine. Yeah, he's sounds like he was like a wrecking ball. Yeah, it sounds like, it sounds like they made a splash in the pool. Yeah. You know? Yours more like a pebble. Yeah, mine'd be like, you know, when you've run a bath, and you're in the bath, and a drip comes out of the tap, and it's like, oh, God.

I can say it, and... I can say it, too. You've got small balls. Actually, anyone who's seen it can say it. Hey, next on the show, we will play the one second song challenge. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Bree and Clint's one second song challenge It's been a little while since we've played this too

You and I go head to a head, Bree, guessing songs as quickly as we can And we work in teams Amber is going to join Team Bree this afternoon Hi Amber Hey, how's going? Let's win you this KFC, shall we? Oh, that'd be great, thank you.

Amber and Bree are taking on myself, Clint, and Harlem. Kura, Harlem. Hi Harlem. Hey. You know your music, Harlem? Are you going to be good at this game? No. No.

Sorry, you know, just work. Oh, well, we'll do our best. Give it a hoon. Just do our best. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hi, I like the honesty. Yeah.

The way the game works, the song is going to start from the beginning. You guys just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the name of the song. As we do every week, there is a theme. All of the artists in this round are siblings. in the bands. Each band is made up of siblings. Okay. Okay.

I can think of a few. Yeah, that might help me, actually. Really? Zero. Zero? Don't worry. You'll figure it out. Yeah, you'll figure it out.

Bree and Clint you guys are going. I always do. Do you? Okay, Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Here is your first song. Clint. Jonas Brothers. And what's it called?

Oh, um, cool. Yeah. The one Taylor Swift ripped off. Yeah. Sounds like the life of a showgirl. Yeah. Banger. Banger.

Do you know that band, Bree? Never heard of them. The brothers. Do they have that song? Yeah, that's them. Yeah, same band. Okay, that is one point for Team Clint. So Amber and Harlem, the next one's for you.

Make sure you buzz in with your name if you know it. Amber? Amber. Um, it's the Veronica. It is. Um, is it un-tucked? Yes. Otherwise known as the Australian National Anthem.

That was the sibling band I thought would have come to your mind straight away. Duh. Where was the hat? Either that or the Doobie brothers. Oh, I am a big Doobie fan. Yeah, Brie loves the Doobie. It's right, Harlem. I'll get this one for us, okay?

Points are all tied up at the moment. You've got us by that. Thank you. I like Harlem. Okay, Bree and Clint, this is for you. Bree. Bree. That's broods.

Bridges. It's all right. Oh, now you know some siblings. What a banger. What a banger. Okay, there is two points for Team Bree. So Harlem, you really need this one to stay in the game, all right? Yeah, got it.

He's got it. I can hear it in his voice. A step on the throat, Amber. Quiet confidence. Here it is. No, but you haven't buzzed in, so don't worry. Buzz in when you think you know what it is. Amber? Amber.

Okay. Is this Kings of Leon? Sex on fire? Oh! Oh, it's all coming up, Amber. Nama'amahee, absolutely. Nahmahee, Amber. Well done, Amber.

You deserve that one. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you so much. Well done, Amber. Harlem, you've got good vibes. So we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Come on, Harlem.

Well, thank you. Hey, look, I just want to say donation to you. You guys keep spread the love over there. Oh, no. Harlem, it's coming your way, bro. We've got KFC coming out of ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a great weekend, okay?

Yeah, thank you very much. Thanks for playing, Harlem. Good game, everyone. God, Friday vibes are on. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Bree said to us earlier this week, Goyce. I'm up to eight steps in my skincare routine,

which is shocking. It's only because I... But I'm intrigued. I stole... I had to steal a whiteboard marker from work. Yes. Because I needed to write my eight-step skincare routine on the mirror in my bathroom,

because I can never remember. It's so long, you don't remember what to do. It's so long. Okay. Why? Can I ask why, first of all, you have an eight-step skincare routine? I just think I want to look after my skin a little bit better. Hashtag love the skin you're in.

Yeah. Yeah, sure, bids. You know? And I think now's a good a time as ever. And I've got eight steps. I've got a friend, actually, who has beautiful skin. Yes. And I said to her, what's your secret?

And she said, just these eight products. And she's the one that was like, I'll put together a list for you. I'm fascinated. I have a two-step skincare routine. I've got an AM and a PM skin routine. Okay. Which one do you want? Well, it's the morning.

They're just woken up. Okay, you're just woken up. So depending on how your skin's feeling, you probably do a little cleanse. So that's washing your face. That's one of the ones I do. Okay, good, good. I cleanse. So you start with that, you cleanse your face, do a little cleansing.

And then I use normally a toning mist. Okay, yeah. So a toner. Yep. A toner. And then I'll usually go in with a hyrachlonic acid. Oh, hyluronic acid. Hylaronic acid.

Don't put hydrochloric acid on your face, okay? I think that's in batteries. How do you say? Hylaronic. Hylaronic. Why am I educating the eight-stit skincare routine person? Hylaronic. And then I'll go in with a very lot of.

vitamin C serum, which is for brightening of your skin, then I'll spritz again with the matoning mist, then a moisturiser, then an eye cream, then the most important step of the mall sunscreen. And then if you go to the PM, you pretty much do nearly the exact same thing, but you cleanse twice. Okay. And then you also add a retinal in there. Jesus. Okay. Yeah. And then It's pretty much the same. My wife gave me a retinol recently, but she didn't give me any instructions. And I just put it on, like, moisturiser. No, that's not a good idea.

I nearly burnt my face off. I was like, oh, yeah, magic cream, whack it on. I had, like, burns on my face. It will do that. She said, oh, no, you're having a retinal purge. And I was like, a what? A what? You've got to build up to it, babes.

Yeah, and you can't go back to back days. straight away. Yeah. So how long have you been on the eight-stepper? Four days. Okay.

Do we want to place bits, producers on how long it's going to last? Yeah. Now that you have the whiteboard pen

on your mirror, see, that's the key I reckon. Yeah. Because I'm instantly just forced. It's staring at me in the face.

Yeah. Well, once that rubs off though, maybe like an extra couple days. Once that list is guys, I don't think

you understand. I'm locked in. Right? So don't come crying to me next year when you guys go. Someone said, tell us you don't have kids without telling us you don't have kids. I've actually got time for an eight-step skin routine morning and night. I don't even have time for it, and I don't have kids either. Who has time for an eight-step skin routine?

Anyway, you're looking fantastic. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Yeah. The four days are paying off. The N. Brees, Breen and Clint Podcast. The number of people texting.

Bree for skin care advice. I feel like a guru is out the gate. Guys, she's been on the skincare buzz for four days. You've got to be careful who you're getting your advice from, you know? But just know, I'm getting my advice from a good friend of mine who actually is a skin guru.

Yeah, so it's like Chinese whispers. Bree's like a friend of mine who knows someone who's really good, heard someone say that if you use this. No, she studied it. My friend. I'm getting it from the horse's mouth. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sweet. All right. Yeah. Well, hook it up. do a video that's what that's what that's a little do i they go um so many of you have been asking about my

skincare routine so here it is it's eight steps so get ready with me the video would go for half an hour you might have to do on youtube you're gonna have to get my goosha tool out you're what oh is that what it's called mcucho yeah get your goosha out what's it called then it's called a guasha Oh, like I was that far off. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday Oakey. Again, why do I know? Why do I know?

A guava? Guasha. Let him moisturise Magusha. Hey, this is Friday Oakey. We help us pick the winner each week. We take on a banger. We do our best covering it with our professional audio engineer.

And you guys tell us. who did the best job? Correct. This week, we have taken on the bop that is Ray. Where the hell is my husband? Climbing up the charts. Where is it?

In New Zealand at the moment. I'll be right up there. So many videos online of people attempting to do the rap bit as well. So that's the bit that we're going to do today. Just to make it a little bit harder. Yeah. Currently, number 10.

Oh, okay. It'll go down after this. Bree chose it, so Brie goes first. Here it comes. This is Bree's Friday Oki. You can vote once you've heard both. Good luck, Bree. Thank you.

I want it, want to, want to, want to. I would like a ring. I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger. I would like a bigger china diamond that I can be trying to talk and talk about it. And when the day is here, give me God that I can ever doubt it. Until that joy, do I, is here, bada, bada, bada.

This man is test to me. Uh-huh, uh-huh. A hell to help me, Lord. I need you to tell me, baby. Where the hell is my husband? What to take it in so long? Goodbye. Oh, baby.

Where the hell is my love? Getting down with an honor. Telling everyone's in it. Tell him grandma's in it. Your husband is coming. I really liked it. And I know why you picked it now, okay? Because you've been doing the rap.

You've been practicing the rap. I swear I haven't been. She hasn't she? Claudia. She's like, oh, we should try this for the first time because I've definitely not done it before. I swear I have not been practicing. I've just heard the song so many times.

It was in my brain, I swear. I think you did a great job. Thank you. I've definitely not been practicing. So let's see how. this goes. Here's my ray. I want it, wanted, wanted, wanted I would like a ring, I would like it,

I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring, I'm a wedding finger, I'd like a big and turn a diamond that I could wave a runner, talk and talk about it. And when the day is here picking me God that I could ever down it until never do it, do her, do a doer, I see about it, butter, better, better. This man is tested to be. Help me, help me, help me, Lord, I need you to tell me.

Baby, who, who, who. Well, I was thinking them so long. Goodbye. Your husband my mother Getting in time with another Your husband is coming Pretty bloody good I thought Did an owl fly into the studio

In the background of mine And just go A husband is coming Hoo-hoo Woo-hoo Yeah do your woo-hoo's Woo-woo's? Woo-hoo!

Can you not woo-hoo? No, I can't woo-hoo. Yeah. Ready? Follow me. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.

As I can go. Hey, don't judge my performance on the woo-hoo's, okay? Don't do that. Judge the performances as a whole. Yeah. And we need you to vote now. Who had the best Ray? Where the hell is my husband?

Dead end Franklin. Let's get a Friday Oki result, shall we? Friday Oki. You just heard us take on Ray. Where's my husband? Bree's sounded like this. You know, where the hell is my husband? What a second damn so long.

To go out of me. And mine sounded like this. Yeah. And if you missed it's thinking them so long. To buy me. You hear the owl in there. Woo-hoo. Anyway, there's nothing impressive bit, okay?

We did the rap. Yeah. We did the rat. And if you missed it, both were great. Yeah. We ate and left. No Crumbs. A, Brie.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. We're still saying that, too. Oh, we're not saying it. I just learned it. You can say it. Okay.

You pulled it off. Slay. Let's go to Beth first. Hi, Beth. Hi, Beth. Hey, team. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

Happy Friday to you. Happy Friday. Who do you think did the best Fridayoke this week, Beth? Oh, I'm sorry, Clint, but Brianna just freaking nailed that one on the head. That, husband is coming, got me so good. Three, beautifully done.

I have to give my vote to you, I'm sorry. God, I haven't had this much of a gas and up in ages. Thank you, Beth. You have a great weekend, Beth. Oh, honey, you haven't needed a gas. You give me a cool one. Oh, thank you, my love. Love you, have a good weekend.

And no hard feelings, Beth. Okay, I forgive you. Yeah, no hard feelings, Clint. You're amazing, but this week, Bree just took it. Thanks, my love. Geez, we need her as a motivational coach, don't we? Get her in here as a hype girl. Bella's on the phone.

Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi. How well do you think we did in Fridayokey this week? Um, really good. I think Clint Lando. Oh, Bella! That's fair, Bella, that's fair.

I was not expecting it. Thank you so much. You have a great weekend, okay? See you, Bella. Yeah, bye. Bye. Let's go to Eloise on our 800 dial Zid M. Hi, Eloise.

Hi, Eloise. Hi. What do you reckon this week, Eloise? Um, well, first of all, long time, listen to my first time call. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're in one of these in ages. Go Ellie Yeah, Eloise Thanks for finally calling through

Welcome to the Brie and Clint Show This will be your first ever vote in Friday Oakey then Who is it going to, Eloise? I'm sorry, Bree, but it's got to go to Clint That's all right, Eloise Cool, blimey, thank you, Eloise Kirsten's here, hi Kirsten Hi Kirsten

Hi, guys Now you're in an interesting position Because you could either take this to tie break Or you could wrap it up right now What did you think overall of our Ray performance this week? I think you guys are amazing, both of you. We'll take it, thanks, Kirsten. But there can only be one winner.

Who's the vote going to? My vote are going to Clint this week. And that is the win. You know, whoo, what is thinking it in so long. Woohoo. Somehow. Thanks, Kirsten.

You have a great weekend. Thanks, mate. You too. Not all the feedback is positive, okay? Like this text message. Guys, those were both shit. Like actually horrible. That was a follow-up text.

Like, a second text, like actually horrible. So thanks, Charlotte. Appreciate that, Charlotte. Oh, they followed that word. So I'm going to vote for Bree. You know what? Honesty is always the best policy. Friday Oki is back and worse than ever.

We'll play again next Friday. Next, we can do your birthday bangers. Yeah, number one song when you turn 16. If you want yours done for a Friday, you call us now. 0,800 dial Z-M, we'll get you on. ZDN's Brinclent. Bringin'all I want from my birthday to the birthday banger. Let's do it.

Number one songs when you turn 16. That is what your birthday banger is, and that's what we do here. First person to bang today is Jess. Kiyah to Julesa, Jess. Hi, Jess. Kiyota Breenclent. How's your week been, Jess? Ah, kind of long, but I'm glad it's the weekend now.

Oh, you and me. both, mate. Let's send you off in style. What's your birthday? 12th of April 1994. All right, that means you were 16 in 2010 Jess, and on

that day, this was at the top. Trains. They were here earlier this year. This was their comeback. Yeah, was their big comeback, yeah. Do you like it, Jess? I do. It's a bit of a flesh That's for sure. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, it's a, what's a boop? It's no drops of Jupiter, but it's pretty good. No, God, drops of Jupiter. Oh, drops of Jupiter. You know, I don't really have ever had that come up in birthday banger, which makes me think it wasn't number one. You reckon? How is that not number one?

Claudia, can you look that up for us? Drops of Jupiter number. Anyway, it's good, Jess. Wait there, okay? Okay. On the line, Jess. Birthday banger for Lisa, Kura Lisa. Hi, Lisa.

Hello, how you doing? Good, mate. What's plans for? for the weekend, Lease? Um, hopefully you're sleeping. Oh, yeah. How bloody good, Lisa. What is your birthday, mate?

25th of September 1991. All right, that means you were 16 in 2007. And Lisa, here's your birthday banger. I'm tired of using technology. Why did you sit down on top of me? Hey, oh, I'm tired of using. Makes me so uncomfortable when Brie sings just that part. I always sing it when I'm on public transport.

And people are standing and I'm like, why don't you sit down? Hey, it's still a banger though, Least. Do you like it? Yeah, yeah, not a bad option. Oh, I think it's a great option. One of the Timberland's best. Bree's got earpods in though and they don't know what she's listening to and all they hear is, why don't you sit down on top of me? I really miss riding the bus.

Got bandy years ago Sam's here for the last birthday banger of the week Cutta Sam Hi Sam Hi What are you doing for your weekend Sam Probably working Oh

Oh boo What do you do? I'm a Jerry farmer Oh You guys never stop Sam No not really Let's see if we can get you a good birthday Bangor at least

What is your day to birth The 17th to December 1926. All right, that means you was 16 in 2012, Sam. And on that day in 2012, this was at the top. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. And scream and shout and let it out. Brittany Spears and Will I Am screaming shouts. Now, now, rocking wit. Will I am in. Brittany, bitch. What do you reckon Sam, the dairy farmer? Do you like it?

Yeah, certainly interesting. Yeah, it's a banger. Not probably my pick. Oh, okay. What would your pick out of the 3B, Sam? I like train. You like train? Yeah, a bit of train.

Wait there. We've got to choose between Brittany JT and 50 Cent or train. Which, by the way, Courtney has done the investigation. Drops of Jupiter was number one in Canada in 2001. There you go. Just Canada. Is that it? Are they Canadian?

No, I mean, that's a good question. It made up to number 38 in another country. How was it not? They're American, they're from Georgia. Where did it go in New Zealand? Yeah, I would have thought it went number one. They said top five but didn't make it to number one. Oh!

Should we just play this? Can we? Well, we've got to ask Lisa. Yeah, ask Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. You mean Jess?

Oh, Jess, sorry, Jess. Jesus is what a mess. When I just went with you, you led me down that garden path. Lisa, Jess. Yes. It's your choice. We're going to play Trane. Are we going to play Drops of Jupiter?

Or are we going to play Hey Soul Sister? I'm with you guys. Drops of Jupiter. Hell yeah, Jess. I mean, Lisa, I knew I loved you. Have a good weekend, Jess. You too. See's later.

Here it is. No one's birthday banger. But it's still a good song. That she's back in the atmosphere with drops of Jupiter in her head. Their name's Brie and Clint. Train on ZM with Brie and Clint drops of Jupiter setting a dangerous precedent in birthday banger

And the first time in seven years that we've run this segment We've decided to play none of the birthday bangers And just play something else because we thought of it You must have a bat. It's never been done before. No, it has. Has it? Yeah, it's been done.

Has it? Yes. I feel like we've been pretty stringent. We have. But it has been done. Even on weeks. producer claude we've had total shitters to choose from yeah and we have to go with one we've still pretended to like one of them the only time i can remember it happening it was very deserving

tina turner had passed so we scrapped it and we played tina turner did we play simply the best of course we did okay okay okay that that's helpful i've got a strong feeling someone from train died this year train band i think you're right actually i do remember reading that does that mean every time someone passes away we can just play one of their songs Charlie Colin from train

died on the 17th of May last year and that's why we played that because it's been a year and a half yeah a year and a half almost to the day RIP

yeah a great song fantastic song yeah the perfect tribute okay We're back next on ZM. The ZDM Podcast Network. I had a bit of a yuck experience at the gym this morning. Yeah.

I gathered some sort of motivation because I don't know where it came from, but I was like, I'm going to go, it's Friday, get it done, and then can enjoy my weekend. So it turned up at the gym, and the gym's packed, really busy, which I mean I'm not usually there on a Friday. But I'm like, whoa. It could be unusual, could be normal for a Friday. I wouldn't know.

Like, whoa, a lot of people here on a Friday. Very busy. And I was down in the free weights section, and I was just doing a few, like, weights. And to the left of me on the next bench is this young girl, like looks super athletic, looks like she goes to the gym a lot, really pretty young girl.

And she's doing some. lunges, some dumbbell lunges. And I'm like, good on her, she's bloody killing it. And anyway, all of a sudden, like a minute later, out of the corner of my eye, I've seen her walk up to this guy who was on the next machine over. Yeah. And she was talking to him about something and was pointing at his phone. And I was like, what's going on?

And so I've taken my airport out because I was like, oh, I just want to know what's going on in case she needs support because she's obviously here by herself. And then that's when I noticed she was saying, you're recording me. I want you to delete the videos, right? Yeah. And at this point, young girl, I was like, I need to go stand with her to give her some support.

Yeah. Because that's what I would want someone to do for me. Totally. You know, in this situation. So I kind of walked over, stood next to her, and it was pretty full on. Like I was like, oh, okay, this is a bit yuck. And he's like tried to say to her, no, I wasn't.

I'm just videoing myself. And that's when I said, I was like, let me see this other folder. And when he opened the folder, it looked to me that there was videos. Yeah. And that's when we were like, I was like delete those videos right now. And we went and reported him because I was like, not okay. Yeah. Not okay at all.

Um, what did, did he confess? Nah, he denied it. He denied it the whole time. Did you make him delete them out of the deleted folder? Yes. That's clever. Yeah. Um, how did the gym handle it?

Because I imagine, unfortunately, it's probably not the first time that they've doubted with something like that. No, I doubt it would be. Um, they said to leave it with them. Um, and they would handle it. Yeah. I don't know what happened from there. Um, but yeah, awful situation. Orful situation.

But I just, I think I was proud of myself for being there for someone else in that situation. I think in those moments it can be quite confronting. I think it can be quite confronting for you to step in as a third person. I imagine it was very confronting for the girl who had to go over and say something in the first place. Because I think a lot of people would just go, oh, I'm really uncomfortable. Yes. I'll leave. I'll just, I'll go home.

Yeah. And she did end up leaving. and that's what made me angry, where I was like, why should she have to be put into this position where she leaves? But anyway, if you, good to support other people if you see that kind of stuff. Yeah. But awful. And sort of backs up your decision to go to the gym today. Oh, yeah.

You're clearly meant to go to the gym. Lucky I was doing arms. I was ready to... You roll up your sleeves before you went and talk to him. You're like, listen here, bitch boy. Oh, mate. I don't know if you saw those six kilo free weights that I was... curling over there, but these things aren't just for show.

Don't make me pick you up. And Bree was like, how come you weren't filming me? Anyway, look out for others. If you see stuff, call it out. Don't be a freaking creep. Yeah. Just be a good person. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.

All right, gather around, Farno, gather around. I've got a question to put to the group. I saw it on social media. Here it is. Imagine you had to eat one thing and ate 15,000 calories worth of it for one day to get $5 million. What would that one thing be? Okay, so the question is, you have to eat 15,000 calories in one day. You've got 24 hours to do it.

And if you do it, you win $5 million. What do you eat? And it has to be the same thing. It has to be the same food, correct. So you can't eat just a bunch of different stuff. It has to be the same thing. Just for reference, the average man needs two and a half thousand calories a day, and the average woman needs 2,000 calories a day.

So it's a hell of a lot more than what you're normally supposed to. It's seven times, over seven times what a woman needs in a day, and not far off for a man too. Yep. All right, so let's go around, let's discuss. Because I've done a bit of research. Oh, I've researched this hell out of us. I just thought, okay, what's something that I really enjoy?

enjoy eating. Yes. Because you're going to be eating it all day. So for this, we need to all agree that the person could do it. Exactly. And that it wouldn't kill them. Yeah. And that they could physically get it all down.

But also knowing them as a person that we believe they could get it down. Yeah. Can I go first? I've done a bit of work on this. So the first thing I went to was pies. I thought pastry, you know. Calorie dents. Meaty gravy filling.

a steak and cheese pie. Okay, they range in calories from 230 to 450 per pie. So let's say I go for the most calorie dense when I can get a 450 calorie pie. That's 33 steak and cheese pies in one day. And I don't think I can do it. I don't think you could do it.

So I went to pizza. Okay. And not for any other reason. Just the first one that came to mind, I decided hell pizza. The brimstone pizza at Hell Pizza is 244 calories per slice. So an eight slice per slice.

So an eight slice pizza is nearly 2,000 calories. Oh, that's a pretty good shout. So if I woke up early and ate a pizza every two hours, I reckon I could do seven and a half pizzas in a day. You feel so heavy. You would be so backed up. I'd be backed up like a dump truck. Okay, I'll go next.

Sign it off. I could do seven and a half pieces of the day, couldn't I? Yeah, I reckon you could do it. If it's for $5 million, yeah. Yeah, I reckon you can get it done. Just push it down. What if you do spew? Does that still count?

No, it doesn't care. You've got to eat the spew. Yeah, you got to eat up your calories off the floor. Okay, Bree, what do you got? I went to, the first thing I thought about was peanut butter because I love peanut butter. And I did some research. If I were to consume 15,000 calories of peasant,

peanut butter, it'd be five one kilo chars. Your insides would turn to cement. And I don't believe I could do it. No, I don't believe. I don't believe I could do it. The next thing I thought of was butter. Straight butter. I do love butter.

And I was just thinking it's a lot of calories. Yeah. 20 sticks of butter. 20 sticks. No way. You know, like the... Like a block of butter. 20 blocks of butter.

I reckon I'd have a heart attack. You would, yeah. So I finally landed on, and I think I'm on to a winner to consume 15,000 calories to win $5 million. I would consume Scrogan. A Scrogan calorie dints? Yeah, nuts. Yeah, approximately I'd have to eat between 3.2 and 3.7 kilos of Scrogan, which I think I could do. It doesn't sound undoable.

I think I could do that. Over a day. Over a day, I could eat. We're getting up early. We're getting up at 4 a.m. And then you've got till midnight. Oh, the next day I'd be boggings and scroggen though. Oh, you'd be doing scrogg and loggins.

Yeah, yeah. But I reckon I could do it. I reckon I could do it. Claudia, what are we eating? My first thought was like bread, just because bread's so delicious. Claudia said to us before the show, do you guys think I could eat 180 slices of bread? No.

Absolutely not. Weirdly, the consent. This was no. But I've landed on, and I reckon I could do it. To get my 15,000 calories, I would need three kilos of tiramisu. And I think I could do it. I reckon you could do. Is one kilo of tiramisu 5,000 calories?

Yeah. Thereabouts. Wow. That's unreal. So 500 grams of tiramisu is the entire calorie intake for an adult man. In a day. Well, I guess who's having the entire calorie intake for a man on Christmas day?

Breeze eating three men on Christmas. Okay, this one's going to be really hard because Ella's a vegan. Yeah. So where are we finding our calories, Ella? Well, I thought carrots and then that was a couple hundred. Blueberries were in the 100,000. Cucumber, the same. So I've landed on something I eat mostly once a day.

Quorn? No. Was corn calorie dense? You could eat corn. Not this again. Yeah. Have you tried corn? I haven't.

It's not worth it. It's the best alternative to meat. Corn? Is it fricking? I like tofu. No, okay, Ella, seriously, what are we eating? We're eating 38 rolls of sushi or 750 pieces. No, you can't do that.

I can't do that. I watch you struggle to eat four bowel buns the other day. No, I could have, but I got embarrassed. You can eat 750 pieces of pizza? I don't reckon you could eat 50 pieces of sushi. No, you give me it. I genuinely don't think you could eat 25 pieces of sushi. If you order me 38 rolls of sushi, I will prove to you in one show I can do it.

I'm genuinely. In one show. We don't want you to consume 15,000 calories. But I love sushi. I want to see her eat 50 pieces of sushi though. We can do that. Someone said 50 glazed donuts. Was that 15,000 calories?

I'm assuming they've done the rest. 50 donuts. I mean, those, the crispy cream ones do just kind of disintegrate into nothing, don't they? Eight foot longs from Subway. I could do that. You could actually. 26 Big Macs. I couldn't do 26 Big Macs.

Over a whole day, it's like one an hour. Yeah, it's one an hour. No, it's more than one an hour. Yeah, I reckon I could. It's probably less bread than however many pizzas you're eating. Remember that time I ate that 1.2 kilo steak in the studio? Oh, someone's coming through with a life hack. Yeah.

Do it when you're hung over. You can the calories don't count. If you're sick of signing off your email with yours truly, sincerely, all the best or thanks. Good news. There's some fresh sign-offs out. I usually sign off with chairs. Cheers. Yeah, I'm a big cheers.

Yeah, I do a lot of chairs on my sign-offs. Here are some of the alternatives that have come through. Extreme thanks. I am finished with this email now. Just please keep this to yourself. Mourn me when I'm gone. Nourished by your wisdom. Please release me from this prison.

Reply immediately or I will start another fire. Wake up sheephole. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Reply immediately or I will start a fire. Those are good. Yeah, I think they're fresh. I'll get you a response.

Yeah, for sure. You know, and if you don't... You'll stand out. You know, if you don't get a response, you know they didn't read your email. Exactly. Because ain't nobody replying to reply now or I will start a fire with anything other than...

What? Sorry, what? Are you okay? What? Where's the fire? Where are the other fires? I've got some more, some alternatives that I've been thinking of

and I think you might have a couple as well. I thought maybe you could go with reply whenever, I'm not your mum, Clint. Love it. Yeah. Or yours in, because there's obviously yours truly. Yes. Go with yours in pure turmoil, Clint.

Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. Or cheers, but not in the friendly way, brackets, not in the friendly way, Clint. Because you want them to know. What's the unfriendly way? Cheers. Oh, cheers.

Oh, cheers then. Oh, cheers. Oh, cheers then. Yeah. Anyway, those are mine. Oh. What do you got for? I have not prepped anything, but what about chaos pending, Brie?

Yeah. What about, um, uh... Really? Oh. Yeah. What about, like, go with a hunger games theme? May your inbox be ever in your favour. Mm-hmm.

That's good. That's topical. I like that. Ella will like that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good vibes only, Bree. Yeah, that's good, yeah. You know, it keeps a fresh, keeps it young.

That's possible that one, that will work. Yeah, yeah. That's it, that's all I got. Okay, cool. It's quite hard coming up with fresh new ones. I'm just going to stick to the old ones. Ella, did you write any? Did you come up with any?

I've got one that I just thought of. Okay, what do you got? Sincerely, Ella, in brackets, my bank account number. Just in case. Just in one. It's generous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Claudia, you got any email signops for it?

Mine just says, I was well until this email found me. Claudia. There you go. What about spiraling, but professionally. I'm on the hunt for a good therapist. Let me know. Farewell, mortal. Three.

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