ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st October 2024

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

How many people dont wash their hands after using the bathroom.  Clint totally didn't DJ his school reunion. The thing we reckon everyone did at least once. The GREATEST weekend of NZ sport.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. You wanna go to school? What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. Bree and Clint are all you can do. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody, it's Brie and Clint. What you don't know is 10 minutes before the show started,

Brie went to the post office to send a package and she said as she was leaving, God, I hate the post office. It stresses me out so much. And she's just walking back into the studio now. Hey guys, I'm here. I'm not puffed. I'm just so bad at the post office.

I just don't know what I'm doing in there. Can you breathe? The post office is next door, by the way. I'm looking at the post office. And they're so lovely to me in there. The lady always says to me, she's like, you really have no idea. No, no. It's a real fear of the unknown for you, eh?

Well, I saw this deal that they've got on at the moment. Shout out to New Zealand Post. You can send a present to Australia. Yeah. If it's under a kilo, cost you 20 bucks. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Even in that big box that you had. No, mine was way over a kilo. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Even in that big box that you had?

No, mine was way over a kilo. Oh, I was going to say. I said, I'll have that deal, please. And she looks at me and goes, yeah, right. Not you big box, Mickey. Yeah, right. That's going to be, she goes, that's going to be about two and a half kilos. And she was spot on. That is the fear of the unknown. It's like people who are scared

of answering their phone, you know? I know. If you don't do something often enough, then you become terrified of it. I need to use the post office more. You know, get more accustomed to how it works. Or don't. You'll be fine. But yeah, yeah. Or just keep living my life.

Anyway, I'm here. Today on the show, fun show coming up. We have lots of things. We're going to get some people on the draw to go to Australia to be at the Australian premiere of Wicked with Ariana Grande. God, I know there will be people listening. This movie slash musical has such a cult following. Yeah.

And imagine you could be there at the premiere where all the stars are going to be. That's right. Plus, at four o'clock today, we're putting people on the draw for ZM's world tour to the Jingle Ball in New York City. That's going to be. That's right. Plus, at 4 o'clock today, we're putting people in the draw for ZM's World Tour to the Jingle Ball in New York City. That's going to be very exciting. Yeah, that looks incredible.

You'll see people like Benson Boone, Tate McRae, Gracie Abrams, Teddy Swims, Katy Perry. The list goes on and on. Wow, how did Teddy Swims get ahead of Katy Perry on that lineup? That's huge. It's a big deal.

Good on you, Teddy Swims. Let's get into a round of Tradie vs. Lady. 86 games, Tradies. 92 games, Ladies. Let's see who's got it today, shall we? Oh, God. Okay, and I'll catch my breath. I'll do the bits.

You just take a breather. Bree and Clint will play Tradie vs. Lady after Calvin Harris and Dua Lipa. At post office, it'll get you. ZM. Bree and Clint. Sorry, we're just listening to Donald Trump talking about Arnold Palmer's downstairs operation. Weird situation in the States, isn't it?

That election's only a few days away. Yeah, it seems to have been going for ages. Seems to have been going literally forever. Because it has been. That's a good point. It has been going for ages. They've changed candidates. That's a good point. It has been going fast. They've changed candidates. They've had multiple debates.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he had a couple with Biden. He had Joe Biden. And then he had one with Kamala and then decided he didn't want to do that again. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's coming up. That'll be fun to look forward to, won't it? It's Treatyie versus Lady

3, 2, 1 Let's kick off this week with a good game of Tradie versus Lady The Tradie's on 86, the Lady's on 92 Ladies and Crashers, she's 21 and she can do a Rubik's Cube Welcome to the show, Jade Hi, Jade Hi Where did you the show, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. Where did you learn that, Jade, being 21?

That's pretty early to learn how to do a Rubik's Cube. I learned off YouTube. Yeah. Oh. I feel like if you don't learn before 21, you're not going to learn. Like a language. Yeah, I think a Rubik's Cube's a young person's game. You know?

What would you say to that, Jade? Probably maybe a bit harder if you're a bit older. Our middle-aged producer, Claudia, has been struggling with a Rubik's Cube all year. Middle-aged? Well, compared to Jade, yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

It's not going well. You're 10 years older than her. Sorry, I mean, you are ageless. Thank you. You are taking on our tradie from Wellington, Jade. His name is Tony. He's 52, and he loves socialising. It's been a big weekend for me.

Welcome to the show, Tony. Hi, Tony. Yes. Good afternoon. Yes. What kind of socialising do you like, Tony? Oh, just like going to the local bars and restaurants and, yeah, just having a night out and that.

Yeah. And a meal. Too much of that for me over the weekend. That's why I can't say socialising, Tony, you know? Right. Yeah. Your buzz is tradie. Jade, your lady, the first of three correct answers.

We'll get $50 cash this afternoon. Best of luck. Here we go. Question number one. Name a TV show that's had 20 seasons or more. Lady. Yes, Jade. Friends.

No. It's a 10-seasoner. Good try, though. Tony? Happy Days. Let's hold on. Let me go upstairs. Happy Days. Let's hold on. Let me go upstairs. Happy Days.

How many seasons? There is quite a few, so we couldn't write that. No. 11 for Happy Days. 11. Does anyone want one more shot at it? Lady? Yes, Jade?

The Simpsons? Yeah, we'll take The Simpsons. You've got it. The Simpsons. Do I know how many seasons? It's high 20s. Oh, Claudia said 37 seasons of The Simpsons. 37 seasons.

There you go. 21 seasons too many. I think it's one of the longest running shows ever. Yeah. So that will give you a point. Jade, nice work. One point to the ladies. We also would have accepted shows like Grey's Anatomy, Lassie,

Law and Order SVU, Family Guy, et cetera, et cetera. Are there more than 20omy, Lassie, Law and Order, SVU, Family Guy, etc, etc. Are there more than 20 seasons of Lassie? Mate, Lassie, one of the greatest shows ever made. And it's all the same dog? No, I don't believe so. I think they had multiple dogs that worked on that show. Now the truth comes out. Okay, one to the ladies.

Question number two. Name a sport in which New Zealand was successful in on the world stage over the weekend. Brady. I'll say Tony. Yes, White Boots won the 2020 World Cup. And the sport for that would be? Cricket. Cricket, well done.

Yeah, that went down at 2.30 in the morning this morning. Go girls, that was awesome. One to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this morning. Go girls. That was awesome. One to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jade. Snoop Dogg? No, the other one. His younger protege.

It was a good guess though, Jade. Tony? Uh... Oh, I can't record his name. Do these lyrics sound familiar, Tony? Roll one, smoke one. That's why Jade thought it was Snoop Dogg. Yeah. Wiz Khalifa is what we were looking for.

Wiz Khalifa. Yeah, Wiz Khalifa. Yeah. No points there for anyone. Unlucky. Question number four. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth dated for many years and then were married for a couple as well,

but how did they meet? Lady. Yes, Jade. Was it on the set of like a movie? Well done. It is on the money. It was on the set of a movie they both acted in called The Last Song and that's how they met.

Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number two. Butterfly clips. Question number five. Question number five. Sorry. Butterfly.

I've had a big weekend as well, apparently. Butterfly clips were slash are typically used where on the body? Tradies. Tony. Here? Yes. Well done, Tony. You've levelled up the score.

This is for the win. Question number six. Name a food that comes in a can. Lady. Jay just got in there. Baked beans. Baked beans is a food in a can. She's a lady.

She's a lady. Good comeback, Tony. That was a great game, mate, but it wasn't to be. Jade? I'm pretty sure I was first because I heard my own voice first. Oh, bugger. Good on you, Tony. You've got a good attitude.

Well done, Tony. Jade, you're the winner. Congratulations. Yes, thank you. Very good, Jade. Answered some hard questions, and we'll get that 50 bucks out to you. Bree and Clint. Are we allowed to use this radio show for complaints?

Like, do we do that? Yeah. Are we doing that now? I did remember when I complained about that furniture store that I bought the couch from. Yeah, that's right. And then they told me I'd get it three months later, and then I got it like 11 months later. Yeah, yeah. And then didn't offer me any compensation. That's right. Oh, so the precedent is set. Yeah. Good, okay. I didn 11 months later. Yeah, yeah. And then didn't offer me any compensation.

That's right. So the precedent is set. Yeah. Good. Okay. I didn't name them. No, right. Okay.

So I don't, we don't name in shame, but we complain in shame. Complain in shame. Okay. Yeah. And leave enough breadcrumbs that people can work it out for themselves. So I went to Rotorua where I'm from, hometown, for my 20 year high school reunion on the weekend. You DJ'd at it. No, I did not DJ at it. You were the DJ at the party. No, I was

not. No, I was not. Wasn't he Claude? I was. You said you were going to. You said you were doing the DJing. You also organised the whole event. You organised the guest list. You said they didn't ask you to, but you offered to. Can you imagine the level of penisery that it would take to volunteer to be

the DJ at your own school reunion? Especially if your job is the radio and you're like, guys, I'll DJ. I know what to do, I promise. I'm the music guy. You offered to go down early to set up. Oh, shut up. You bought a nice new shirt for it.

Yeah, remember? And then you took your old DJing gear down with your old... None of this happened. Your old DJing... None of this. You sparked your pants. Okay, maybe not all of it, but you DJing at the party happened.

No, it didn't. You made stickers. I can show you the playlist that's on my phone. I didn't DJ it. Didn't you make, like, senior booklets for everyone with all the... And on the front of it it was like

memories forever. You carved out a window to sign things at the end. It was like 04 was the best. And then you made senior jerseys like replicas

of the ones that you did. None of this happened. That's quite a good idea though. I wish I'd done that. The reunion was wonderful. Thanks for asking.

Okay, it was very nice to catch up with my friends. It sounded like it was. How many went? Remind us. We weren't a big year. Our school was probably... How many in the year? Well, we started because we went from...

What do they say now? He's dancing around. We went from Form 1 to Form 7, which is Year 7 to Year 13. Is that what you say now? How many would you say in the grade? We started with 120 and we probably finished with 60 and we got 30 to the reunion.

That's not a very good finish rate for the school. Like I said, I went to school in Rotorua, okay? A quiet DJ set then. Yeah. Wouldn't have been your biggest crowd you played to. But he brings the heat every time though. Doesn't matter how many people are there. Emergency DJ Clint doesn't matter the crowd.

He always brings it every time. It's R&V or the Rotorua Racecourse. Private room for 30 John Paul College students from 2004. DJ Clint brings the noise. The night of their lives. But I didn't DJ. I didn't DJ. I was in charge of the guest list, but I didn't DJ.

Didn't you create a special playlist just for the party so you could pop it on to relive all the glory days? Yes, but that's not weird, is it? I feel like... Me and my friend Adam made a 2004-centric playlist for the evening. I feel like it would have been less weird to DJ. I'm not going to do my complaint now. He's going to complain about us instead.

He's going to complain about you guys instead. Ross Boss! That's fair enough. I'm being bullied in the workplace. Sounds like a good time, mate. How much do you charge for DJing at high school reunions? A bar tab and an Uber home. Oh, that's a good deal.

Bree and Clint. A self-described anxious traveller has posted his hot take on what he thinks is the right amount of time you should arrive at the airport before your flight. Anxious traveller or anxious flyer? Like anxious about what? Yeah, it's a good question. I think just travelling. Travelling in general.

Travelling in general. It is stressful. I mean, airports are one of the most stressful places ever for me. Sorry, let me rephrase. It can be stressful if your wife hasn't done the entire itinerary and knows where and when you need to be. Yeah. Depends who's running the show.

Depends who's running the show, yeah. Take a listen to this guy and what he thinks is the right amount of time. It's not my fault you're late for your flight. So if you're behind me in the security line being like, I gotta get past you, I'm late. You need to manage your time better. I get to the airport six and a half hours

before my flight because I have extreme anxiety and I want to sit here and vibe at the airport chilis with a waitress named Debra who has the most amazing smoker's voice you've ever heard and stories that will last six and a half hours. Wow so much to digest. At the start I really agreed with him like if you're behind me in the queue and you're late for your flight that is your fault but if you arrived six and a half hours early for the flight, actually it's your fault because you're clogging up the queue for the people who are there three hours before their

flight because you're there six and a half hours before your flight. Very true what you said. Are you someone who is annoyed if someone needs to cut the line? No. I'm just kind of like go. No, I am definitely like, go. So long as it doesn't affect my ability to get on the flight. You know, like... Yeah. Because you do need to get there with enough time. That is your responsibility. For sure. Yeah. Six and a half hours. But if you're there

six and a half hours early, you're contributing to the problem. You're creating... You shouldn't be there. You're creating the human logjam at the airport. Six and a half hours is ridiculous. I do like the idea of getting to the flight early and then going and sitting in the airport bar though because once you get to the airport, there's nowhere to drive for a long time.

It's true. So it is time to start drinking. But, but, hear me out. Not the best to get on a flight a little bit blazed because it already dehydrates you. Oh, that kind of blazed. Blazing. Yeah.

But, I mean, if you're an anxious flyer. I'm not going to lie. It's good to take the edge off. I was on a work trip in Taiwan when I went to interview Paul Rudd. Yes. And I, look, had a bit of a boozy dinner. Yes. And then was like, oh, crap, I've got to catch a flight back to New Zealand.

Oh, this is the return flight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And, look, what do I say? I was a little bit tiddly. Yes. I've never felt worse getting off that flight. Oh, because you dehydrated so much. Oh, my God. I've never felt worse getting off that flight. Oh, because you dehydrated so much.

Oh, my God. I felt terrible. But again, like the people behind me in the queue, your hydration is your responsibility to manage. It's true. Okay, so take the required steps. I don't believe there is anyone listening right now that gets to the airport six and a half hours before the flight.

Like there's no one that is that anxious. Yeah. They're like, we need to be at that airport. Six and a half hours before the flight. Like there's no one that is that anxious. They're like, we need to be at that airport six and a half hours before the flight. There's just no way. What's the closest you'll leave it for an international flight? I've left an hour and a half. Hour and a half, yeah. Hour and a half, you can still make it.

Easy. Just. Easy peasy. But if there's a big queue, you'll be the person behind that guy. Yeah. You'll have to be that person cutting the line. I used to enjoy the rush of that. I don't say I enjoy it.

No, I did. I'd ride the lightning and then just get through and be like, whew, whew. Just made it. Bit of adrenaline to start the holiday, eh, boys? The McAllister style. We want to know this afternoon, like, what's your schedule? Are you an extreme early or an extreme late for the airport?

Or do you cut it really fine? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do you have it down to a T? You're not the safety 2.5 hours kind of person. You're one way closer or one way further away. Different ends of the spectrum. Or your partner is. Yeah, where are you?

Or your parents are. Your parents are like, the flight leaves in three days. We've got to go. We've got to go now. We've got to go. There might be traffic on the motorway. We can sleep in the lounge. We can sleep on the couch at the McDonald's at the airport.

It'll be great. Ohandrediles.com or text to 9696. What extreme do you sit on when it comes to arriving at the airport in time for a flight? Bree and Clint. Are you on the extremist level when it comes to getting to the airport? Maybe that means you're cutting it real fine or you get there real early. How do you relate to this guy? It's not my fault you're late for your flight. So if you're behind me in the security line being like,

I've got to get past you, I'm late, you need to manage your time better. I get to the airport six and a half hours before my flight because I have extreme anxiety and I want to sit here and vibe at the airport chilies with a waitress named Deborah, who has the most amazing smoker's voice you've ever heard and stories that will last six and a half hours. Kind of want to travel with that guy. Like he sounds like he's got it sorted. Imagine though, if you're catching like a long haul flight.

Six and a half hours. And you're adding six and a half hours onto your day. So where do we sit on this? How do we figure out what the right is? Someone said minimum three hours. I have to make use of the Kuru membership. Oh, must be nice. That hits different.

Must be nice. Once you've got that, yes, you do. It is pretty nice. And you start to plan your meals around it too. You're like, well, we won't have lunch at home because they'll be serving lunch in the lounge. And we've got to get full money's worth. I never ever in the time where I did have a membership,

because I did have a membership for a time, not anymore. Times are tough. Haven't you got one for two more weeks? End of October. But I'm not flying. I'm not flying. I never take full advantage. I've never taken full advantage of the bar.

Remember I came up with that promo idea and I said I really want to get a bunch of winners, so a bunch of listeners from the Brian Clint Show and we… Go lounge to lounge. We go lounge to lounge. So we go lounge hopping and just drink all the free booze. And then hop on the next flight to the next lounge. Get on the next flight, go to the next lounge, experience their open bar. Weirdly, Air New Zealand weren't very into it.

No, we never asked them. It was the bosses here at work that were like, absolutely not. Oh, okay. Well, if Air New Zealand's listening right now. Keen. Yeah. Let's go lounge hopping. Who's keen?

Who's in? We'll make the executive decision on that one. Text us on 9696 if you'd be keen. Fran's here. Hi, Fran. Hi, Fran. Hello. What's the deal with the airport?

Your husband is the early bird. Yes. Have you... Oh, you probably haven't seen that Tom Sandry video where he's like 17 hours early for the airport. That's basically my husband. The Boomer Dad one where he's looking down. He's like, we've got to get there.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So he's worried about traffic, worried about the queue, everything. Like, oh, we've got to get our bags done. He has everything printed. Is he a small town bloke? Is he worried about the big city and that sort of thing? No, he's from Auckland.

Is he still printing out his tickets, Fran? He is an accountant, so that's probably... Who's printing out their tickets? Yeah, he prints everything. That's so cute. And what was it that attracted you to this man in the first place, Fran? Oh, it's probably his organisation. Yeah, I was going to say, because then you don't have to do it, right?

You don't have to do it. And he hates going anywhere with me because I'm always late. Yeah. Opposites attract. Opposites attract. Yeah, yeah. Why don't you need a relationship? You'veosites attract. Opposites attract. Yeah, yeah. One in each relationship. You've got to have at least one organised one.

Thanks, Fran. I dropped my dad off 2.5 hours early for a domestic flight, so he killed time at the airport cafe, but he got too comfortable and missed his flight completely. Somehow, he just didn't hear his name being called over the speakers. I can appreciate that. Once you settle in, there's too many bing bongs going on to listen to all of them.

There is a lot of announcements. I did that once flying to New Zealand from Australia, checked in, then went and sat down at the cafe before going through customs, then was like, all right, I'll mosey on down and then realised I hadn't checked my bag on. Yes, yes. And I was like, you're kidding.

What have I done? And then race back up and it was like, you know, I was cutting it fine. I was with you on that flight. Terrible. Yeah, yeah. And they just looked at me. We'd checked in, but you'd forgot to bag drop. And they looked at me and they were like.

You idiot. What an idiot. Because I'd already checked in for the flight, so they couldn't kick me off. So many people are texting us saying they're keen to come koru hopping. Oh, yeah. We know you guys are keen. We were asking if anyone from Air New Zealand is keen to have us come koru hopping. Otherwise, we have to only go, and this is fine too, but we could only have people who

have a koru membership enter the competition. Yeah. Oh, no, because we all get a plus one. Because I did say. We do get a plus one. Because I did say. We do get a plus one. I did say text us if you'd be keen to go lounge hopping. Yeah. Like just to gauge it.

So 50% of us would need to have a Kuru membership. We could gather 50% that had a membership. I've got it. We just take some of the management from here that get one as part of their contract. We don't tell them. And then they have to take. Let's tell them that it's a business trip. Yeah.

And then Mac Minnock. We shackle them up to Steve from Palmerston North. And we'll handcuff people. Long time ZM listener, yeah. We'll handcuff an executive from ZM with someone who's won and then we'll handcuff ourselves to someone. Chokkan, stay no. So many people, so many people texting in about how much.

You'd have to go outside to vape every 10 minutes though. Yeah. If you're handcuffed to them. That's all right. You okay with secondhand vape? I feel like I'd just encourage, I'd be like, you could go vaping or you could have another drink. But drinking leads to vaping.

What are we talking about? I forgot. Talking about people. There's so many people. Yeah, we're just doing a Corrie Lounge promotion now. Heaps of people want to come Corrie Lounge hopping with us. A lot of people saying someone text through and said, just fly business class.

There's no lineups. Oh, is that the solution? Sweet. Sorry, we didn't think about that. Yeah. Oh, that's easy then. Yeah. Oh, easy.

Oh, duh. Piece of cake. They hold the plane for you in business class, I think. Exactly right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. We haven't played this game for a little while, but it's back today.

Let's play Guess the Noise. Very simple game. Producer Claude collates some different noises. I heard she makes the noises herself. Well, I've heard her make noises around the office, but that's another game that we like to play. It's called Who Farted? How dare you? I'm the only one not that's another game that we like to play. It's called Who Farted? How dare you?

I'm the only one not included in that game. That's slander. Usually it's me. That's stinky slander. Stinky slander. Mud sticks, Brie. Let's meet our contestants playing Guess the Noise. Joining Team Clint is Emma. Kia ora, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi, guys. You got like 100%, 90%, 80% hearing. What's the deal with your ears? Yeah, I'm pretty clean. Got about 100% hearing. Nice. That's going to help us. Don't brag about it.

You're taking on Bree. And Sharon. Hi, Sharon. Hi, Sharon. It's Karen. Sorry, Karen. Oh, it's bad hearing for Claudia there. She heard Sharon.

Lucky I'm not playing this game. Lucky you're not playing. I'm Karen. Sorry, Karen. Oh, it's bad hearing for Claudia there. She heard Sharon. Lucky I'm not playing this game. Lucky you're not playing. Karen, and we have to obviously, as a Karen, we have to offer you the opportunity to complain to the manager. Did you want to complain about us getting your name wrong? No, I'm pretty happy today, thanks. Okay, no worries. If you do, we can get Ross Boss.

Yeah. We'll send you a form. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. She's going to complain about the Karen jokes. Claudia, over to you. Hello.

Pretty self-explanatory, this game. It's called Guess the Noise because that's what we're doing. There's always a theme, and earlier we talked about the percentage of people that don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom. One in five. Gross. Yuck. So these are all reasons why you may need. One in five. Gross. So these are all things that

reasons why you may need to wash your hands. Okay. Before or after the activity. Oh god. Oh gross. Keep it clean guys. Light your hands. Brie and Clint you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. And then your first team to three points will

take home the win. You ready? Yeah we're ready. Stop talking. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Bree, that's patting a dog. Yeah, patting a dog. I didn't even hear you. Didn't you?

No. You are quite loud. I heard me and the guy patting the dog. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Did you think I didn't buzz in at all? Yes. Okay, fine.

I'll accept that role. We got one, Karen. Karen and Emma, you guys ready to buzz in? Yeah, ready. All right. Emma. Emma. Karen.

We got Emma in just slightly ahead. What do you think the answer is, Em? Sneezing. Sneezing. Which you shouldn't be doing into your hands these days. It should be into your elbow. Into your weenus. But wash them anyway, just in case.

Okay, that is one team per point. What? One point per team. Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Bree. Fishing. Yeah.

You okay, Clint? I was going to say swimming anyway, but why would you wash your hands after swimming? But yeah. Chlorine. What's wrong with chlorine? Isn't chlorine antibacterial? You don't want to leave it on your skin though, do you? You'd get dry hands. Amen, dry hands. Chlorine. What's wrong with chlorine? Isn't chlorine antibacterial?

You don't want to leave it on your skin, though, do you? You'd get dry hands. Oh, man, dry hands. Emma, I'm going to need you to get this one, okay, Emma, because I'm really bottling it. Put them away here, Karen. Yeah, I'll give it a go. All right, mate.

Guess the noise, guys. Emma and Karen Karen I heard Emma Is that me? Yeah it's Emma Going to the toilet It's alright Karen I didn't hear Brie when she buzzed it either

But I promise you Emma did buzz in first You guys are going to start thinking that I'm making up rules as I go. Speaking of making up rules as we go, we're at tie break now, right? Ooh. So everyone's in on this one. All right. And I'll give you a clue because this one is the hardest one. You're washing your hands before, okay?

Before you do this thing. So everyone can buzz in. Whoever gets this takes home the win. Good luck, everyone. Here is your last noise. Clint. Clint. Barbecuing.

Yeah, you know, I'll give it to you. What's the answer? Cooking. Okay. Yeah. Yes, Clint. Yes, Emma. I was going to say performing surgery.

It sounds like a shopping trolley on a stormy night. Is that the sound that comes up for cooking? Yeah. Well done, Emma. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Beautiful. Thank you, guys. Well done, guys. You still don't want to make that complaint, Karen? We still good? Nah, I'm good.

Okay, sweet. Thank you. I think Karen deserves some KFC After what we put her through We got enough KFC for Karen too? Yeah, KFC all around You deserve it Yeah So please

Yeah, see Now you keep Karen happy I'm the manager She's happy Everyone's happy Oh, thank you You're welcome, Karen We'll look after you here

Don't worry You catch more flies with honey Type situation Can we all just be upstanding for a second for the national anthem? Because I think we may have just experienced the greatest weekend in New Zealand sporting history, and we don't even realise just how good it was. Obviously, everybody knows there were good things

that happened over the weekend. Yeah, a lot of sport going on this weekend. But when you put it all together, I don't know if there's ever been a weekend like this before. And this is bearing in mind, there was no All Blacks, no Warriors over the weekend, which are our two main sports. That's so kind of you to talk about my casual soccer game on Sunday.

Did you ever win as well, did you? Yeah, I had a win. Add it to the list. Yeah, it was good. Let me run through this list, okay? This all went down over the weekend in New Zealand or featuring New Zealand teams. The first thing was they launched the new Auckland FC team,

the football team. Yep. Auckland hasn't had a football team in the A-League in decades. I thought it was ever. No, they had one called the Knights and one called the Kings. But this is like, that would have been 15 or 20 years ago. Right. And they started with a win.

They started with a 2-0 win for Auckland FC. Yes, I mean, started with an own goal, but a goal, any goal is a goal. It looked like a real intentional own goal, though. But then the second goal was a ripper. So they stamped it. The Blackcaps beat India in a test match in India, and that doesn't happen. The Blackcaps bowled India out in the first innings for under 50 runs.

They won by eight wickets. It's the first time New Zealand has won a test match in India since 1988. Yeah. So that's crazy. That's big news big, big news. Speaking of the cricket, the White Ferns are world champions, the women's cricket team.

This is probably my favourite from the weekend. Yeah. Unbelievable, just like has never been done before. Yeah, they won the T20 World Cup. The craziest thing about the White Ferns becoming world champions is they were probably the worst team going into the competition.

On paper. In reality. They had lost 10 games in a row going into the World Cup. Yeah. And then they come out the other end of it as World Champions. God, I wish I had got up, but it was at 2.30 in the morning. And also no one expected

us to win. So like, it's one of those ones where you go, oh, it'd got up, but it was at 2.30 in the morning. And also no one expected us to win. So like it's one of those ones where you go, oh, it'd be nice, but you know. Unbelievable. Sticking with the girls, the Silver Ferns thumped Australia in the netball over the weekend. They beat the Aussie Diamonds by 14 goals. It's the biggest win that the Silver Ferns have had over the Diamonds in 14 years. Yeah, that's crazy. No easy feat either because... No, the Diamonds are the gold standard.

The Diamonds and the Silver Ferns obviously have had a massive rivalry for years and years. And to get a win like that over them is huge. We became canoe polo world champions on the weekend. Canoe polo? Canoe polo. So it's water polo in kayaks. I know it's niche, but we're world champions on the weekend? Canoe polo. Canoe polo. So it's water polo in kayaks. I know it's niche, but we're world champions, so we have to add it to the list.

Niche is an understatement. The New Zealand Paddle Ferns, which are our women's senior canoe polo team. I'm on board. Sounds like a fun sport to watch. Beat Italy 6-1 in the final of the world championships in China. Why in China as well? I mean, where is the home of canoe polo?

New Zealand, obviously. New Zealand, the spiritual home of women's canoe polo. The cup is coming home. So you'll take it. Anytime you're world champions, we'll take it. And by far the biggest win of the weekend was Peter Birling and Team New Zealand successfully defending the America's Cup in Barcelona.

They smoked the Brits. They won the series seven races to two. And Team New Zealand are now the first team in history to win the America's Cup three times in a row. That's a big deal. It's the oldest trophy in sport, in world sport, and they're the first team to do it three times in a row. Yeah, I think it's getting a bit too easy for the boys.

I reckon Peter Burling needs a bit of a, you know, they have to like bend his rudder or something. Blindfold. You know, make him do it blindfolded. It's just getting too easy for the boys. It just, when you look at it like that. Oh, and Liam Lawson drove this morning in

Dallas. It was his first race as a fully-fledged Formula One driver, and he started at the back of the grid, and he finished in ninth place. Don't forget Hayden winning the triathlon world champs as well after he took silver at the Olympics, came back and won the world's. It just, you know? Yep. You know?

Big deal. You know? People are texting through all these other things. There's so many. Text in your social sport team result. We'll get that in there as well. Yeah, why not? Whatever it takes.

Hey. As long as there was someone from another country on the team that you were playing against. It's the world stage. It's the world stage. It's the world stage. Bree and Clint. We went to a party on Friday night and I was out in the balcony chatting with some of the gals and some of the girls from the office here at ZM were there

and we were having a conversation. I don't even know how this came about or why we got on this topic, but we started talking about something that all of us had done in the past that I – it's quite embarrassing. But then all of us were really honest with each other and I feel like I can see Amelia, who was a part of this conversation, in the office standing up.

Yeah, she remembers. She sounds like she's proud of the thing. You proud of it, Amelia? No. She doesn't want to admit to it. She's just happy to get a shout out, but she does not want to be associated with this thing. So too late now.

It was actually Amelia that admitted to doing this first and then all of us kind of, you know, crowded around her and we supported her and then it all came out where we were like, yeah, we've done this before. Oh, my God, I so need to know what this thing is. It's so random. But we all admitted to each other on Friday night that back in the day

at some point in our life, whenever that might have been, to recording ourselves singing on our recording app on the phone, thinking we sounded good, listening back and realising that it wasn't the case. Nah, I don't know what you're talking about. I knew Clint would have done this. I remember. But I've done it too.

I remember. You've done it. I remember when the fray were really popular and I was working at quite a big deal radio station at the time and I was doing weekend shifts and there were microphones in the studio and I was like, Wait, you did it at a radio station? I recorded it into the main radio

computer. You're joking! So that I could hear it back on big speakers. And let's just say it was not as good as I thought it was going to be. It does not surprise me. For me. I never knew. Oh, no.

Give us a bit more. I never knew that everything was falling through. Yes. Yeah. You've done it. I've done it. Did you ever do it in your notes app? Nah.

I mean, not your notes app, your recording app on your phone? Nah, because this is 2007, so there was no smartphone. Yeah, gotcha. But it'd be the same as 90s kids doing it into a tape deck at home. Yeah. Or just somewhere. Somewhere. Where you could record yourself and listen back.

For me, I definitely recall trying to bust out a bit of Adele. Adele? Yeah. Wow. Just absolutely swinging for the fences, thinking I've hit certain notes. Yeah, yeah. Turns out, definitely not. High bar.

I mean, but I was in the private of my own vehicle, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That recording will be in the cloud somewhere. If you did it into your iPhone, it'll be in the cloud. No, I remember deleting it. Really? Deleting it straight away. Producer Claude, it's time to come clean.

Have you? And who was your artist? See, I don't remember a specific time having done that, but I do remember one time me and my friend were like, we'll just put headphones on so we can't hear ourselves and we'll sing. And I'm like, yeah, I've got this, I've got this. And I remember closing my eyes and singing and then opening them and seeing her laughing.

And I was like, no, that doesn't make sense because I'm an excellent singer. And she's like, oh, so bad. Had she taken the headphones off and she was just hearing you acapella? No, we were taking turns, so it was intentional. But I do remember once I sung on something and someone was like, oh, my God, who's that?

They sung great. Were you a part of like speech and drama at school? I wasn't, but I would have thrived. You would have. You would have really shone. Speech and drama. Who would? I mean, I was.

Yeah, me too. I can always identify others that were. I thought we could put it out there. I just want to get a bit of a poll. A bit of a gauge. Did you do this in the past? Can you admit to recording yourself singing

because you thought you sounded quite good? Yeah, you just wanted to check, listen to yourself back. And what was the song? Yeah, what was the song? What was the artist that you tried your luck on? You're like, I reckon I do a really good

Nicki Minaj. Camila Cabello. You know? Adele. I really, I don't know. She's a songbird of our generation. I thought I was too. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, 100diles.com or you can text it to 9696 if you're willing to admit it to us this afternoon. Yeah. Promise we won't make you sing. Promise. Don't make me sing! Bree and Clint. Had a moment on Friday night with some of my gal pals here

from the ZM office where we all kind of came together as one and looked at each other and was like, wait, did you record yourself? And then listen back to how good of a singer you were and realised you were terrible? Because you wanted to hear it recorded. It's different. You want to hear it not coming out of your mouth, you know?

You wanted to hear it from a listener's perspective. I love that we all had the same thought that maybe I am good. Maybe I just don't sound that great to me. Maybe I do sound like that. I admitted that I did this to the fray. And Brie very bravely admitted that she thought she had a bit of Adele in her. When I say, like, it was humbling. What I wouldn't give to hear it as well.

I wish, hey. Yeah. Because we could all be embarrassed. With all the confidence of you thinking that no one would ever hear it. That's what I mean. You know, it would be so raw and real. If only there was a segment on our show where we could hear us trying to sing the best we could. Never, that'd never take off.

Nah, that wouldn't. Brittany is here. Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Hello. Tell us, mate, what was the song for you that you secretly recorded yourself and then listened back to it and realised, oh, maybe I'm not as good as I think? So mine was I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.

And I used to, like, video myself singing and I'd post it on my Facebook page. No, Brittany! Oh. Oh, no! Oh, I'm dying for you. I've got secondhand embarrassment. Did you wear

the little fedora as well? No. No, you're good at that. Oh, thank God, Brittany. Are these videos still on your Facebook? No, thank God. That was an old one

and it's gone now. Britney, did you play ukulele or the guitar or anything? No, it was purely just instrumental in my voice. One more question for Britney. Are you in a relationship now? Yeah. Do you worry that your partner might find those videos at some point? Thanks, Brittany.

Let's talk to Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hiya. Good on you for being able to admit it, first of all. Yeah. You know it's a big step. Okay, it's a huge step.

It's liberating. It's just a tiny bit embarrassing of what I thought I was doing. What song was it for you? It was Little Things by One Direction. Not an easy song. If you had to be any of the boys, which one did you fancy yourself as? All my friends in high school always compared me to Louis Tomlinson. Ah, okay.

Oh, that's rude of them. No, it's not. Louis islinson. Ah, okay. Oh, that's rude of them. No, it's not. Louis is a sweetheart. I agreed with them. I think you would have been fantastic. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Paige. Someone text through.

We're talking about admitting to the fact that you have recorded yourself singing in the past. Because you thought you were good. I'm not going to say we've all done it. A lot of us. A lot of people have done it. I think have done it. Including this person who said, I recorded myself singing Sia, Chandelier,

and thought I absolutely nailed the high note. Wow. Even listening back, I thought I sounded pretty good until I found it in my notes two years later and realised that wasn't the case and I was mortified. I won't even sing in front of my partner of seven years to this day. Oh, there's no stress. That note there.

It's probably one of the hardest notes in music. In pop, yeah. Someone else said, many years ago, I was at a karaoke bar and I was quite intoxicated and someone put my name down to sing Grace Kelly by Mika. I have no recollection of it but it's somewhere on YouTube

and it's the worst thing you've ever heard. It's so theatrical, this song. So, like, you need to be a theatre kid. Anika's here. Hi, Anika. Hi, Anika. Hey, guys. Embarrassing, but you can admit to recording yourself

singing a song into your phone because you thought that you were smashing it. What was the song? Oh, absolutely, and not only just once. So, it wasn't only singing, but it was also dancing with my childhood best friend. And it was Baby by Justin Bieber. Yeah!

I bet you crushed it, Anika. We really did. It's not even a duet. Oh, wait, was one of you Ludacris and one of you was Justin Bieber? Oh, both of us. Like, everything. The whole album and the whole 1981 by Taylor Swift.

Oh, 1989. What? Anika, did you do the whole album? Yes. God, you could have charged money for that, called it the Heiress Tour. Good on you, Anika. Oh, wait, do you still have the videos? Yes, we do. My mother has been on her phone.

Oh, that's coming out at your wedding or something? Your mum's going to blackmail you with that at some point, Anika. It's coming out every chance they can get. I'll bet. I'll bet. Thanks, Anika. We appreciate it. Someone texted her and said, I recorded myself singing Hop. No, thanks. Thanks, Anika. We appreciate it. Someone texted her and said,

I recorded myself singing Hopelessly Devoted to you by Olivia Newton-John. Oh, my God. It was with my hairbrush as a microphone. I mean. That's a classic. It is a classic. And it's a classic thing to do. And I feel like she would have done that in the mirror too.

That sounds like the music video for Hopelessly Devoted. But that was before we had the ability to document everything on our phones. Yeah. A lot of people saying they've done Celine Dion, My Heart Will Go On. That's a big one. And other people saying that they recorded themselves seeing Mariah Carey. It's all the really hard stuff, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. Well, I feel better. I feel better that we're all part of the same group. I think you should and it's off your chest now so to take us out, here's a bit of, here's a bit of, what? What? What are you worried about? You, Claudia,

what have you done? What have you loaded him to play? Nothing. I thought you could give us a little live If the recording doesn't exist, I thought you could sing us a little live... If the recording doesn't exist, I thought you could sing us out. Absolutely not. I sing once a week on this show. We'll wait.

It was just like a movie. It was just like a movie It was just like a song When we were young It sounds just like I remembered it sounding. It took so little peer pressure to get that out of you as well. I just want to move on. I want to get into Birthday Banger, okay? All right, all right, all right. Oh, $800 a DM.

If you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday, if it's Adele, Brie will sing it for you. Brie and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. Brie and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get this birthday banging bus on the road, shall we? Number one songs when you turn 16, and we're going to play one for you.

Birthday bang bus. Shane's going to play. Hi, Shane. G'day, Shane. How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, awesome. How was yours? Yeah, it was bloody ripper, actually.

Hey, Shane, while you're here, give us your birthday. 29th of November, 2002. All right, that means you were 16, Shane-o, in 2018. And back on your 16th, this was at the top. Ariana! Do you like it, Shane?

Oh, I mean, it's pretty average, I think. Shane calls it like it is. I like that song from Ariana. Sorry, Shane calls it like it is to him. To him, yeah, which I appreciate that, Shane, your honesty. I do. Wait there, Shane.

I wonder what it would take to impress Shane, you know? Yeah, well, ask him. What was he hoping for? Shane, what were you hoping for from 2018? What would have been good? A bit of Becky Hill or something. Okay. Okay, I can get around that.

Okay, good to know. George is here. G'day, George. Hi, George. Hey. What did you do for your weekend, George? I actually had a Halloween party. Halloween?

What did you go as? I went as a... What did you go as? I went as, what did I go as? A stripper. Well, first of all, you couldn't remember and it was only two days ago. And second of all,

a stripper. Did you not pack a costume? Did you just show up and take your clothes off, George? No, it was like this kind of nurse costume, like the sexy nurse one. Were you a sexy nurse, George?

A sexy nurse stripper? Yeah. Okay. I think George can't remember where he was on the weekend. Hey, if you can remember, tell us your birthday, George. July 7th, 2006. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2022. George the sexy

nurse stripper. And here's your birthday banger. Kate Bush, number one again in 2022 because of Stranger Things. What do you think, George? That's alright. Yeah. Yeah. It was a moment in time, eh? It was, yeah. Okay, wait there, George. We've got no fans so far

of their birthday bangers. I've got my fingers crossed for Bailey. Hi, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, George. We've got no fans so far of their birthday bangers. I've got my fingers crossed for Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. Hi. How was your weekend, Bailey? What did you do? Just hung out with the kids.

Oh, lovely. How many kids you got? Three. Three? You got your hands full, Bailey. Yeah, it's very full. Let's see if we can make your heart full

with your birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 2nd of November, 94th. Not saying that your kids wouldn't make your heart full. That sounded really bad. Looking back on it, here's your birthday banger. Now we're there. Here we go.

Let's go, Bailey. What do you reckon, Bailey? That's a ripper, right? I mean, I'm not biased, but I definitely picked that one. You were the best one by far. You've topped it there. Can't go past a bit of that. I vote Bailey in the Far East movement.

I'm voting with you, Bailey. Me as well. Like a G6. Congrats, mate. You're the winner of Birthday Banger today. You're welcome. You're welcome. Sweet.

She's like, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Oh, you're welcome. Sweet. She's like, you're welcome, guys. Yes, thank you for saving Birthday Banger. It's 14 years old. He's like a G6 on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Bailey from the year 2010. That's the Far East movement, Like a G6.

Someone texted and said, ever since somebody said, feeling so fly like a cheese stick. That's all I could hear when I listened to that song. Like a cheese stick. Like a cheese stick. Like a cheese stick. Like a cheese stick. Good one. Now that's all I can hear. Hang on. I like cheese stick. Good one. Now that's all I can hear.

Hang on. I like cheese sticks. I like cheese sticks. Up next on the show, I want to get into a term that I think technically surfaced in 2018. Yeah. But it's resurfacing now on TikTok. Yes. Called micro cheating. Yes. Called micro-cheating.

Yes. I want to go through a few different things and see who is the biggest micro-cheater on the show. Oh, out of us? Yeah. Yeah, right. Because I thought micro-cheating was when your partner cheats on you, but he's got a micro-penis.

I mean, technically, technically. That's micro-cheating, isn't it? That is also micro-cheating. Yeah, yeah. So technically, wouldn't you be looking for That's micro-cheating, isn't it? That is also micro-cheating. Yeah, yeah. So technically, wouldn't you be looking for the smallest micro-cheater? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Anyway, just had to get that joke out, and we'll talk about micro-cheating next at ZM. Bree and Clint. There was a popular dating trend term back in 2018. People were calling it micro-cheating. Yeah. And they go through a bunch of different things. That's not full-blown cheating.

No. But it's the level down. It's a precursor to cheating sometimes, and I think it's also like it's about intention sometimes, right? Is it? Definitely. I think so. I think so.

It's started back up on TikTok. People are discussing the term micro-cheating. What is micro-cheating? What's not? I thought we could quickly go through the list and then I've got a bit of a question at the end. Sure. So these are all what people have said are micro-cheating things.

So number one, secretly messaging someone, regardless of what the messages say. Yeah. Secretly messaging someone. Well, what's the opposite of secretly messaging them? Like DM someone but then say to your partner, hey, I'm just DMing this chick. Like aren't all

messages private? Let's say, let's say you message an ex. Oh, yeah. And it's not about anything sinister. And you delete the message after you send it. And you delete the messages. Oh, yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Microcheating, cheating, what do we reckon? Not cheating. In the spirit of microcheating, I'd say, yeah, it's microcheating. If you're sending messages you wouldn't be happy with your partner knowing about, then, yeah. Yeah, but not necessarily. Let's just say you know that it would annoy them so you delete

it. Oh. Probably micro-cheating. Yeah. If you keep it. It depends who it is, I think. Claudia's very quiet over there. Yeah, what do you reckon, Claudia? Nah, I agree. It's not quite cheating, therefore It's not cheating. Micro-cheating. Yeah, yeah. It's all about intention though, but yeah. It's dodgy. It's a bit shady. It's questionable. Yeah. So we'll give it a micro-cheating. Yeah, yeah. It's all about intention though. But yeah. It's dodgy.

It's a bit shady. It's questionable. So we'll give it a micro-cheating. We were all really confused on that one. I know, but I feel like there's levels. There's grey area. There's levels. There's grey area. Go with your gut.

You shouldn't have to sit down with your partner every night and go, here's my DMs. No. Oh, you guys don't do that? Yeah, we do that, Claude. Put them on the TV. Maintaining contact with exes and flings. No, that's not micro-cheating.

That's not micro-cheating. That's just not tossing people out with the rubbish. It's not cheating either. Leaving people in a good place after you break up with them. Yeah, you can maintain contact. It doesn't have to be like an everyday thing, but, you know. Like you up. Yeah.

It's fine. I disagree. Yeah. I disagree on that one too secret friendships oh weird let's say i'll give you an example let's say there's someone who you've been friends with for a long time yeah but for some reason your partner feels threatened by them. Yes. But you don't want to give that friendship up. Not cheating, but there's different issues there. Yeah. Yeah, there's something going on.

Yeah. I feel like any time you're keeping a secret from your partner. It's not good. It's not like a birthday surprise. I was just saying, unless it's a surprise or a present. Then, yeah, I guess it falls into the micro-cheating category. But Claudia's right. There's bigger issues at play in your relationship. I wouldn't call it micro-cheating.

No, actually, you're right. It's not. Because if you know in your heart of hearts that you're not doing anything. It's just friends. It's just friends and you go, oh. But it's to save a fight. Obviously, there's other issues,

but it's not micro-cheating to me. I'll go with you on that. Yeah. Next one. Liking half-naked pictures of people on social media. Not micro-cheating. Not micro-cheating. I feel like maybe micro-cheating.

Because, again, it's the intention. If you're liking them because you're like, oh, I want a bit of that. I think there's two versions of this. If you know the person. If you know the person. Then I think it might be micro-cheating or it's in grey area. If it's Sydney Sweeney and you're never going to see them or meet them.

That's fine. That's fine. I mean, shoot your shot, bro. That's not a big deal. Sydney Sweeney doesn't need your like, but feel free to like it if you want. Yeah. Next one. Lying about your relationship status.

It's micro-cheating. Micro-cheating. Like saying that you're single. Yeah. Yeah, like if you meet someone. Nah. micro-cheating. Micro-cheating. Like saying that you're single. Yeah. Yeah, like if you meet someone. Nah. Not on. Online.

Yeah, that's micro- It's also weird. It's very weird. Well, there's intent there. You want to appear like you're not in a relationship to someone. You're lying. You're living a double life. You're lying to two people.

Nah. What about this next one? Seeking new friendships with people you find attractive? Oh, you're putting yourself in it. You're putting yourself in harm's way, but I don't think it's microchipping. No. If you're seeking friendship.

Yes. And you find them attractive. Yeah. You can have hot friends. Yeah, what if you have a hot workmate and you're like, I can't talk to you. It's all about the intent. I can't talk to you.

I find you attractive. I can't talk to you. It's all about the intent. I can't talk to you. I find you attractive. I have absolutely no self control. We can only communicate on teams. Well there is people like that too. Maybe they probably shouldn't. I think on the face of it that's not micro cheating. No. It depends what your intent is and where

it went. Yeah. Next one. Confiding in your ex about your current relationship issues. No that Next one. Confiding in your ex about your current relationship issues. No, that's bad. It's not micro-cheating or cheating but it's really not good. It's disrespectful to your partner. But it's not micro-cheating.

It depends on intent. If you want them to be like, it's really bad. I wasn't like that with you. You should come back to me. It's something else. But it's not cheating. It's micro something. I wasn't like that with you. You should come back to me. It's something else, but it's not cheating. It's really not okay. And the last one is this micro cheating

flirting. Nah. Nah. Nah. Flirting's fine. Flirting is the spice of life. Like if you're I mean flirting's a bit of fun. Again, it's intention.

It comes down to intention, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And you know the line. When it comes to flirting, what's okay and what's too far. Yeah. Like a little bit of friendly flirting is fine. I feel like I've forgotten how to flirt.

You wouldn't do it in front of your partner though, would you? Oh, it depends who it is. Okay. Okay. Dep depends who it is. Okay. Depends who it is. Like, you know, sometimes it's banter. What's the question you needed to ask us? I was going to ask you guys, do you feel like you still are good at flirting? Oh, no.

No, I was nearly good at flirting. I feel like I forget how to do it. It's a use it or lose it situation. You reckon? I reckon with flirting it is, yeah. Otherwise how to do it. It's a use it or lose it situation. You reckon? I reckon with flirting it is, yeah. Otherwise it's just awkward. You're just the awkward married guy.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, should we put it to the test, see who is the best flirter on the show? I'll say no, but you and Claudia give it a go. That sounds fine. Oh, yeah, great. I can't wait for that. Hi, Claude. Bree and Clint.

We were talking to our producer, Claudia, today, who believes she knows the date that you need to have all your Spotify listening done if you want to influence who is your most listened to artist in Spotify rap. I'm already worried about mine and I feel like I need to do some influencing. There was a rumour going round that it was the 31st of October. What? That's so soon. Ten days from now. Ten days, yeah. That's way too soon.

I feel like the year hasn't even finished yet. I will say though, that's not true. Oh, it's not true. No one knows the exact date, but if you work your way backwards, they always come out either at the end of November or the very beginning of December. So we'll say the last day of November. And like there's some team

of people individually putting together your Spotify wrapped for you and they're like, we need time to process it. It's a fricking computer. It does it in two seconds. It'll just fart out the data instantly. Yeah. I feel like they would need time for like graphics and all that kind of stuff. Nah, it's bloody AI. I'm going to say the last week of November

is your target. Yeah, right. Okay. You've only got a month. Yeah, you've got a month and that's one twelfth of your entire year of listening. So if you want to influence it, you really have to go hard. You have to go hard. Yeah, like just have it on in the background wherever you are. What I don't get is they don't seem to include December.

They always say 1st of January is when it starts, and then, you know, it's a year, but it doesn't, it never includes December. They're never going to skew my results with my Christmas songs. I was going to say, it's because of the Christmas music that will be played. We were talking about this before. Do you guys feel like you already know who your most listened to artist is going to be for 2024?

I think so. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm definitely going to have a new top artist for my Spotify rap. Yes. And that artist is going to be Chapel Roan. Let's pick it up now. Oh, yours is cool. I've just listened to so much of this album,

and I love it, and I listen to it over and over again. Yeah, okay. What about you? Mine is anybody with children will relate to this. Your Spotify rap is not your Spotify rap. It's your children's Spotify rap from what they want to listen to in the car. And that's okay. It's kind of cute too.

Last year it was Lou Bega's Mumbo No. 5, but I'm convinced that this year it will be Taylor Swift. Specifically, the Tortured Poets Department album. I can see that. Or as they say, the Torchette Poets Department. What would you rather? Lou Bager, Mumbo No. 5 or Taylor Swift? I feel like Lou Bager,

Mumbo No. 5 has got a bit more pizzazz about it. You know, it's a bit different. Everyone's going to be it's going to be very hard to be in Taylor Swift's top 1%. Much easier to be in Lou Bager's top 1%. That's true. That's a good way to look at it. What about you, producer Claude? I feel like realistically by the end of the year,

it's going to be One Direction again. But I think year to date, it's definitely Avril Lavigne. What? Yeah. You're so random. No, I'm not. Was it Hooper Stank last year? No, it's just my top song.

My top artist was different. What was your top artist? Oh, I don't know. Five Seconds top artist? Oh, I don't know. Five Seconds of Summer or something. I don't know. Oh, my God. Or otherwise it's going to be Hall & Oates. I'm not sure.

She's a renaissance woman. Yeah. And I'm not talking about the Beyonce album. The other way. Anywhere near me. Well, good luck with your Spotify rap, everybody. Time to start cramming Bree and Clint

That's the end Of the Bree and Clint show For another week No another day Damn it It's only Monday I was going to say You're like

Getting way too far Ahead of yourself We're taking Friday off This week Yes we are So we're doing a four day weekie So we can take advantage Of the long weekend

And do a four day weekend Which means we'll do A four day weekie Next week as well like a lot of people are doing that yes yeah i reckon this is the friday to take off if you can take it off for sure or the tuesday as well would be a good option so you go into a three day week that's another good way that's not a bad idea either a lot of teacher only days happening on the tuesday i think the teacher's got ahead of us and they're like we'll do a four-day weekend. Sounds good to us. I mean, lesson plan.

We'll do some lesson planning. What do you reckon? Is this like the first weekend people are going to be like getting out camping again and that kind of... Oh, Labor weekend? Yeah. Could be. I feel like it's getting warmer.

Could be, but you probably jinxed it now with the wires just by saying that. Oh, well, don't say that. It was already destined for bad weather this weekend. I already looked. Sure you did. Depending on where you are. Yeah.

Well, anyway, it's Monday and we're already horny for the weekend. So let's get out of here and we'll catch you guys back on Tuesday. I've got to get some weekend catnip. Yeah. I've got to get some. No, don't worry. Horny goat weed. So I've got to get some weekend protection. Sunscreen. Yeah, don't worry. Warnie Goatweed. Gotta get some weekend protection.

Sunscreen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunscreen. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. The thick one. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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