ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st October 2025

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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ZDM's Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brean Clint show. We've just been outside for a fire drill. Even radio stations have to do fire drill. And it's pretty major. We're a big organisation. Like the New Zealand Herald and stuff is in here too. So hundreds of people outside.

You weren't here at one time, but I was interviewing Julian Denison. Oh, yes. And the fire alarm started going off. Yeah. And I was like, do I finish the interview? Do I escort Julian Denison outside so he's safe? Or do you risk Julian Denison's life for the sake of the interview? Do you, you know?

Because odds on, it's a test. Exactly. But you don't know, do you? We didn't know. We had the wonderful Auckland City Fire Department come to our fire drill today. Of course, they're going on strike on Thursday. One of the things they're striking about is the state of their equipment and how run down it is. Yep.

So I took the chance to go and have a look at one of the fire trucks while it was here. What it looked like? Crap. It was so beat up. They need good equipment. You never look at these fire trucks up close. had looked and I looked at the little Warren of Fitness on the dash so you could see how old it was.

1998 that fire truck was commissioned. So it was almost a 30-year-old fire truck. And it would have done some kilometres. Oh, yeah. You know? Did you see, though, in other firefighting news that I believe the New Zealand women's firefighters are releasing a calendar?

Are they? That's a bit of you. Am I making that up? Did I dream that? Oh, no, I think I saw an Instagram reel where they were all posing together, right? The men and the women. I feel like it was just a women's calendar and then they're doing just a men's calendar.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I think they did the shoot at the same time. Right. And then they got everyone together for like a sweaty team photo. Give me that photo. How many fire calendars do you need to sell to buy a new fire truck? That's the problem. I'd buy one of each. If they're doing men's end, I'd buy, give me one of each.

We know you would have one of each. I'd welcome one of each. Anyway, go buy a calendar. subset of the community that you fit into. One of both. One foot in each calendar. I can't decide. I'll have one of both.

I'll have one of each. Hose me down. Fun show on the way today. We are putting someone in our box for Lord. Okay? We've managed to get hold of them. We felt guilty that the person we chose didn't answer their phone. So we've organised with them today that they will answer their phone.

And we will tell them, hey, come in our box. Now, lock it in. Immediately. For God's sake, you've promised. to come in our box, so you better lock it in. You have permission. Come in our box for Lord this summer, so we'll make that call at 5 o'clock. First, though, Trady vs. Lady.

If you want to play 50 bucks on the line, as per usual, the Trades, two in front. What are they'll do today? We don't know. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. It's time for Trady versus Lady. It's Treaty versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, the Trades are a couple in front, a couple of good wins from them lately. They're on 88. The lady's on 86. Bex wants to help the ladies out. She's 39. She's from Auckland and she just finished being on jury-jury-jury. Welcome to the show, Bex. Good day, Bex. Hey, how you going? How many weeks did you do that for? It was only one week, thankfully. Okay. Guilty or innocent?

Guilty. She said that with authority too. Bex, she was sure about it. You're taking on our tradie today from Christch. He's 22 and he has broken both of his wrists at once. Or my friend did that, it's awful. Welcome to the show, Jacob. Jacob.

Thank you. How did you do a bunch of things that I'm thinking of right now that I can't say? Some I can say, some I can't. How did you do anything for how many weeks? Six weeks? Yeah, about six weeks when I was about 13. Thought I was very athletic and slam dunked the hoop. And I got the bull in, but my feet decided to make me slip in the air and landed on the concrete.

Oh, Jacob. You'd rather do it at 13. Yeah, yeah. Wouldn't you? Not at 16. Yeah, for sure. Enough said. Jacob, your buzzer's tradie.

Bex, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC, guys. Here we go. Best of like. Question number one. What is the capital city of Italy? Italian capital. It's where you'd find the Coliseum.

Three, two, one We're looking for Rome When in Rome No. No points there, that's okay Rome if you want to To question number two How many compartments do cows have in their stomachs Ladies

Yes, Bex The guest three Three, oh good guess Jacob I'm gonna go five Oh, another good guess Another good guess. We were looking for four, right in the middle.

We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this one. Jacob. I didn't say anything. Oh, did you buzz in next? It was me, yep. Yes. Do a Leaper's correct.

It is doolipa. My bad. Sorry, guys. Thank you for your honesty, Jacob. One to the ladies. Question number four. What is the name of the world's biggest rock located in century? Australia in the Northern Territory

Huge rock Big rock, it's got rock in the name It's a big old rock Three, two, one Is rock Or we also obviously would have accepted Uluru Ula Rue. No points there, we move on

Wait, you got no idea what Uluru is, Jacob No, never heard of it Okay Have you, Jacob? God, mate, it's going to blow your mind. It's like a desert. There's nothing else for like miles and then just this enormous rock. It's huge.

I don't think you're appreciating how big this rock is. It's a big rock, Jake. Tough old game here. We're still at one point to the ladies. We move on to question number five. Which country is the actor Ryan Gosling from? Lady. Yes, Bex.

Is it Canada? It is Canada. Well done, Bex. You know your goss. Goss. Question number six, too. the ladies, you need this one, Jacob, to stay in it. What body of water

separates New Zealand and Australia? Trading. Yes, Jacob. Pacific? No, not the Pacific Ocean. Were the shot, Bex? Oh, I don't know. Oh, guys. The Tasman Sea. We move on

to question number seven. Which part of the human body can regrow itself in three weeks? Lady. Yes, Bex, for the win. Would it be fingernails? No, oh well, technically, I guess, but no, not what we're looking for. Jacob?

Donail. Worth a go. Hey, Claudia, we're going to need some more questions, please. Okay, no points there. Still two to the ladies. Question number eight, what shark is thought to be the largest to have lived ever on earth? Ladies. Yes, Bex.

This is a great way. No. No. Jacob? Meglodon. It is a megalodon. We go two to the ladies, one to the Trades. Question number nine?

Yeah. Question number nine. What is the first planet in our solar system? Lady. Yes, Bex, just got in. I'm guessing Mercury. It is Mercury. Well done.

You have them days, don't you? Hey, Bex, you're a tradie versus lady champion. You call one back for the ladies and you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Well done, mate. Awesome, thanks, guys. We appreciate both of your efforts. Never gave up. It's a lot easier when you don't call.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty easy when you're not playing, eh? Exactly right. Z&M's Bree and Clint Podcast. Yesterday we talked about Anne-Marie. The musician. Yes. And what she's named her first baby.

Forever, Sugar. Forever. Yeah. Forever because her grandma used to sign off cards always in forever. And sugar because she had the diabetes when she was pregnant, didn't she? So it's meaningful, you know? You know, I had diabetes. It's very meaningful.

There's another couple, British influencer couple, who are in the news today after they have told the world what they've named their first baby. No one gives worse baby names than people who describe themselves as influences, in my opinion. I mean, you said it. Corey and Leah, there are a couple from Wales. Wales. Wales. Wales.

Who do food blogs, and they recently welcomed their first baby. And they've kept it very tight-lipped. Okay. And they haven't told anyone what the baby's name is until now. Okay. Have people been asking? People, well, they said that people have been asked. Did they do what influencers do?

Did they go? So many people have been asking us about our baby's name and my beauty routine. So we're going to tell you both right now. They have named their baby adventure. Shut up. Shut up. I don't want to. Little baby adventure.

I'm just calling Bezos to see if there's any spots on his next rocket. I want out of here. What are you going? I'm done. That sounds like an adventure. Adventure the baby. Adventure the baby. What do you think?

Producers, we like it, thoughts, feelings. I'm just trying to figure out what the nicknames are. We got called bullies yesterday for criticizing Forever Sugar is a name. Terrible name. Are we bullies for criticizing adventure? It's maybe a worse name. I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, what would you rather?

Would you rather the first name forever or adventure? Forever. Forever. Forever. I think forever sugar's got something to it. Adventure is just stupid. Forever sugar, at least you could be like a stripper or something. Yeah, exactly. Adventure, what are you doing?

Adventure, what are you going to be it? Yeah, exactly. I mean. Run a white water rafting company, which is a great job, but. Yeah, you'd run a hell of a touristy. Actually, you couldn't. No, you couldn't. You couldn't have an adventure-based job if your name was adventure.

It's too literal. You can't work in a bank. It's too literal. You'd have to be. You'd have to be. You really can't. Imagine if you were an accountant or worked at a bank, yeah. He could be Edsy, I guess.

Adzi, Addy. Venture. No, not Venture. No, that's not a nickname. Chura. A Venture. Jim Carrey. You could do Jim Carrey in.

Ace Ventura. Terrible. 9-6-96. if you've ever met someone named Forever or Adventure. Yeah. Have we just lost all of our Forever and Adventure listeners and their friends and family? But what's wrong with the name Adam?

You know, what's wrong with the name, Avery? Yeah, yeah. Ever. These are good names. As four people with four Normy names, it's done quite well for us, you know? Why do we have to go out there? Are we getting any texts?

Yeah, there's one text. that said the wife of my friend is named Natura Nachezra. Naturesra. Naturiza. Naturiza.

Someone else said Forever sounds like a glory of our name. That's, I mean, that's a good point. Forever Sugar and Hopeful Christian. Mm-hmm. Yeah. An Adventure Bible. Adventure Bible. It's a new edition.

We're leaving the lines open for a little bit, but so far no adventures and no forever's texting in as listeners of the brain show. Someone said, I know a child called Journey. Imagine if Journey and Adventure got together. Yeah, and if you had to give, like, I imagine giving a Journey some advice when they're young, too. You say, Journey, whatever you do, don't stop believing. Don't ever do it.

Hold on to that feeling. I mean, just for that, I want to name my kid Journey. I don't agree, I don't support bullying, but bully the parents a bit into giving things. The parents, it's nothing to do with the kids. Don't bully adventure. Although he's going to get bullied, but bully the parents. We're like, guys. Yeah.

No one is texting through. We're just talking about the baby names thing again. Yesterday, Anne Marie's baby's name came out, Forever Sugar. Today are the influencers who have named their baby adventure. And whenever you do this, you realize it's a domestic problem as well as an international issue. This text is brilliant. They said, I work with a daycare service. Here are some names I have come across.

Serious, spelled S-I-R-I-U-S-H-N-L-E. Seriously? Yeah. Seriously? No, yes. Been dead serious, is what they said. They also said Tonka, Dukati, Mesariah, Felix Zaburnes, Heaven-A-Bhen Angel.

Heaven Angel, the child. Yep. Hala, hyphen Quinn. Harlequin Harlequin Yeah KC-hy-hype Yeah

KC hype Pooty pootie pootie Voodoooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wow And then someone Serious Lee is the best one Seriously You'd be so

Imagine how many times You would think someone was talking to you Seriously Yeah Are you talking to me? I taught a kid called Always

Oh my God They should get together with And Marie's kid forever forever and always sugar that'd be such a beautiful wedding um someone else said i'm a teacher here and a regular kids names are dumb one family i taught years ago the names were danzig meverick mercury and raven okay if you had to pick out of those all bat shit crazy boys they said if you had to pick out of those which one would you want is your name denzig definitely danzic

Dan Zick It sounds like a Like a bleach Ravens are perfectly normal name I don't mind Raven Except it is a normal name There's plenty of Ravens out there Like what's that TV show

That's Sir Raven That's so Raven Except this one When you called Raven's name In the roll each one of you But David, present Ethan Here

Raven Kaka You know that's how he's reacting And then he jumps out the window And then he jumps out the window Flies off down To the school over. God damn it, Raven.

God damn. ZD.M. I've got a new idea for how we can make some money. Oh, I'm always keen to make some money. Yeah, yeah. You know, you and I always keen to get rich quick. Fresh, get rich, quick. Fresh, get rich, quick scheme.

But to do it, we're going to have to use and abuse your wonderful mother. Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, Mom. Good afternoon, guys. I hope there's no more tongue twisters. Oh, I'm struggling over here. Yeah. So don't worry.

How big's the coat that you've got on and how big's those tails? Because we're ready to jump on. Die, tell us how many races you bet on, horse races you bet on on the weekend just gone. I bet on five. Five. Yep. And tell us how many of those five horse races you won? Every one.

Every single race. More than one. I talked to my mum yesterday. I said, how was your weekend? She goes, went to the races. It was great, bet on a few races. And she told the stories that it's so well. She'd be like, bet on the first race, had a gut feeling.

Horse came first. Bet on the second race. I bet on two horses. Had a feeling about both. One came first. One came third. Third race comes around. First again.

And then it just keeps going on. Mum, you didn't lose, correct me if I'm wrong, you didn't lose a single race at the races on the weekend. No, I'll tell you the stats, right? Mm-hmm. So, five races, seven bets, seven wins, five firsts and two-thirds. Yeah, buddy, hell. I always knew you were going to be a bookie later in life.

All I know is, I've never seen your father so happy because it paid for us to get in. It paid for the cost of the betting. It paid for our drinks, our food, and then for dinner on the way home, and we still have a hundred bucks left. Yeah, you're the golden girl. And that's why I die.

We want to use you to our advantage. The race that stops two nations is a couple of weeks away, the Melbourne Cup. And we want to know if you'll be our official advisor for that race. And can we rub your belly for luck? You can more, everyone can rub my belly And I'm more than happy to give you some advice

Here's what I'm imagining We, if we have you on board Then I feel like we can go to Ross Boss And get an amount of money However much he's willing to put up Because he knows it's a sure thing We will take that money that he gives us And we will put it on the nose of the horse

That you pick for her She's obviously on a run And then when that horse inevitably comes in, which it will, we then give away the winnings to people who listen to the Brea and Clint show. It's a win-win. What do you think, Mama Di? Absolutely, except I think you should have put the pressure on him for us all to go to the Melbourne Cup. Well, how's this?

If this plays out, if this plays out, Mum, and you indeed pick the winner, hardest race in the whole world to pick the winner of, then we will travel to the real Melbourne Cup. next year. Absolutely. And I will hold it. Wow, we, I'm going to get out. No, I'm not going to look at the bedding form.

Just go with your gut, mum. Yeah. Feel it in your waters. Over the next couple of weeks, we're going to investigate your process. We're going to find out how you think you will go about picking that horse. We don't need you to pick the horse until the day. Yeah. Day of.

But if you need to look at race books, if you need to start watching trackside TV, whatever your process is, we don't know, we don't care. Do you want us to buy you one of those? little funny hats that the bookies wear. Yeah, yeah, a little visor. Yeah. I think your father's got one in there somewhere. Okay, so you're in?

You'll be our Oracle for the Melbourne Cup? Oh, this is good. Absolutely. And I'm going to go on the formula that I used at the races. Perfect. What's that formula? I looked at the names and I got a feeling in my waters and that was it. It sounds scientific.

It sounds scientific. Don't you wee between now and the Melbourne Cup. We need those magical. water's on board, okay? Fantastic. I'm really excited. We're going to be rich. We're going to be rich. Next step, squeezing blood out of a stone.

Okay, getting Ross Boss to pony up some cash with us. It's going to be a big $20 a bit. That's my stat. Yeah, yeah. It's time for the T.M.'s live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Jennifer. President of Aniston has done Dax Shepard's Armchair Expert podcast. That's such a popular podcast, isn't it?

Yeah, it's huge. He gets some amazing guests on there. She's come on and spoken about how she has finally found, not happiness, that's the wrong word, but peace, I guess, in the reality that she will never have kids of her own. Have a listen to this. It's so peaceful, but I'm good. So peaceful, but I will say, well, there's a point where it's like, out of my control.

There's literally nothing I can do about it. People say, but you can adopt. I don't want to adopt. Yeah. I want my own DNA in a little person. Yes. And that's the only one, selfish or not, whatever that is. But is there the moments of, well, this goes around into, it's probably a topic I don't really want to discuss.

But when you meet someone and you go, God, we would have made some good kids. Yes. So that might come up and then that'll pass within three seconds. That'd be hard. She is speaking about it with like a level of confidence now, though. She, I don't know, when you look at her on this thing, you just go, she's in an amazing spot at the moment. Yeah, it obviously took her decades and decades to get to this place. And you can still hear, in my opinion, the pain in her voice when she talks about it.

I know that she's obviously at the point out where she can talk about it. but incredibly difficult. She is, are you watching the morning show? Yes. She's so good on it. She's so good on it. Yeah. And I feel like there are parts of her life

which are like paralleling that character at the same time as well. I feel like she pulls a lot of like inspiration from her own life. And her and Reese Witherspoon have such amazing chemistry. That show is brilliant. It's very good. Yeah, yeah. That's the T.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fat Boy Slim is the DJR. was talking about. He's got a book out. It's called It Ain't Over Till the Fat Boy Sings, which is a good title, I thought. That is cool. In it, he talks about all the times that he almost quit music for things that include crippling anxiety, depression.

But he said one specific time that he nearly quit music was because he received a massive tax bill out of the blue. And he was a fairly new artist at the time. and like most people he had no idea how the tax system works and the second you are even mildly self-employed they just expect you to know what to do and no one does mate no one does my accountant right because I have an accountant honestly

and like being totally honest she would think that I might be the dumbest person that lives in this country yes and she has every right to think that All of my friends who are tradies, all of my plumber and builder and sparky friends. Or even if they have sparky friends. I don't know what I'm more impressed by. Their ability to build and fix things or their ability to pay their own taxes.

Yeah, but they surely have someone who's like doing the back end of the work. Yeah, but you have someone doing the back end of the work and it's still impossible. I still don't like understand a word that my accountant says to me. Anyway, shout out to all our self-employed listeners. He said he got this crazy tax bill that he couldn't pay. Hey, Fat Boy Slim, this is. And so he went, well, that's it. No more music.

I'm going to have to get a real job. I'm going to become a fireman. Really? Is that what he always wanted to do? I don't know. Or if he just saw there was opening for a fireman at his local fire station or something? That's a job I would enjoy. I wonder if fire people hearing this are like,

what makes you think that you're cut out to be in the fire service, Fat Boy Slim? It's not just a job you can just walk into. Definitely not a job you can just walk into. walk into. Isn't it wild we've already talked about the fire service? This is the second or third time we've talked about on the show today. It's a hot topic excuse the pun. It's a very hot topic.

Anyway he then had a job come through serendipitously that paid him enough money. He was able to pay his tax bill. So close call but we would have missed out on songs like praise you because it's all before that.

We never would have got things like the Rockefeller skank. God he had some good ones, didn't he? Because he'd be up a ladder fighting fires and saving cats. You weren't here last week when we were talking about Teddy Swims, an interview he did over on Australian radio, where he talked about how last year, no, this year was the first, or it was last year, no, it was last year, was the first year that he actually made some money. Wow.

And you know how much money? He said, how much? 20 grand. Yeah, right. He's like, before that, like when we were breaking even, he's like, that was a good year. Yeah. So it just goes to show how much money.

Well, it's one of those things where it shows the power of sticking with it, right? Fat Boy Slim stuck with it became one of the biggest DJs of all time. Teddy Swim stuck with it. Now he's doing the NRL grand final one. He's got to track out with David Getter. Yep. But 99.9% of people would give up before that point and take the other job. And it's probably because they couldn't find a good accountant.

Yeah, that's what it is, yeah. You know? Yeah, definitely. Like, you're just so overwhelmed, you're like, oh, I'm going to do something else. I want to talk to people this afternoon about the thing they almost were. What did you almost end up being? Now you are a, whatever, you are a stylist or a builder. At some point in your life, you were sure you were going to be this one thing.

And then something happened and it put you on a different trajectory. Mine's very boring. I was going to be a lawyer I mean, no offence to all of our lawyers that are listening, but I know it's not like suits, you know, as a job. How do you reckon you would have went sitting the bar? No, so this is the thing.

I was on track to be a lawyer. I was like, I'm going to be a lawyer. That's what I'm going to be when I grow up. And then I did one legal debating thing at school. Absolutely shut the bed. Like, forgot my own name in the middle of it. Because it's like a mock court thing. Yeah.

And the person who was the mock judge. was like, right, so have you got any notes? And I was like, I risk my case and just sat down. And that changed my life. It changed my life. That one day changed my entire life. You're like, this isn't for me. Yeah. I was going to be an

Olympian. And a couple of bad injuries. No, in all serious, though, in all seriousness, though, my whole life, I truly believed I was good, like I wanted to be a professional sports person. That's what I wanted to be. Whether I had the talent or the skill is another story.

But a really bad back injury when I was 16 broke my back. It changed the course of my life. Like whether I would have got there anyway, probably not. No. But that... But you wouldn't have been doing this. No. Because you would have spent that time pursuing something else. Exactly. I would have tried and tried and tried to probably never got there. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Libby's on the line. Hi Libby. Hi, Libby. Hi, how's it going, Tim? Good, thanks.

What were you almost? I was having lunch in Palmer's North at Brewer's Apprentice and got scattered by a lady. She came up to the table and told me about this new TV show that was being created and she thought I'd be perfect for one of the female roles. I was mortified, very shy, turned it down and was horrified when I saw the role of Pascal

on outrageous fortune a year or so later. Oh, my God. Haskell played by Chavonne Marshall? Yes, correct. That's the one. What the hell, Libby? One of the most iconic TV roles in New Zealand history as well. How have you... I mean, you're not an actress, are you?

Oh, absolutely not. And I think, you know, because I was out for lunch with my mum and her friend, I was so mortified. Now, had that been a table of my girlfriends or something, it would have been a bit of egging on, and I probably would have dove into it. have you made peace with it or are you sort of like oh my god it's no it's one of my funny life stories i've done really well with my life i absolutely love what i do when i get up in the

morning what are you yeah what do you do you're not pascal from outrageous fortune what are you instead definitely not um i'm a bloodstock agent so i buy and trade racehorses for international clients oh that's quite interesting that's a very that sounds like a it's a very cool job takes me around the world and I've got amazing Libby, quite lucrative? It can be, yes, if you've got the right clients. Can I say with all due respect, if you were a sitter for the character of Pascal and outrageous fortune, Libby,

you must be hot. Well, that was probably half the reason why I was mortified because you don't like to think of yourself as anything. She was the hot sister. That was her whole character. She was the hot sister. It's better than what someone approached me for. They said I'd be a great muntar, so.

Maybe she thought I was rude, not hot. Hey, thanks, Libby. Great story. Yeah, it's a great story. We're asking, what's the thing you almost were? Someone said, I was going to be a teacher until someone said, hey, you'd be really good at HR. So here I am, an HR manager dealing with adults who act like children.

So, kind of, kind of. Someone said, I wanted to be an airline hostess. Funnily enough, I found out I don't like flying. Lucky save. Now I'm an accounts admin. Feet on the ground. There you go. I was going to be a scientist. I got my first ever migraine the morning of my fifth form exam.

I didn't know what a migraine was. I threw up in the exam room and failed the exam. I became an architect instead. And now I'm an artist. Wow, that person's done it all. Yeah. Haven't they? Yeah.

This one's quite good. Currently a software analyst in the corporate sector. thought I was going to be in the Air Force though I feel like the Air Force would have been safer because God damn the corporate world is savage God if you're saying being in the Air Force is safer like flying airplanes and jets around

what's going on at your work? I wanted to be a vet but then mum told me that I'd have to stick my arm up cow's bums and that was the end of that now I'm a car salesman yeah boy Still dealing with shitters on occasions

As a car dealer as well Absolutely you would be Someone said I was training to be a hairdresser Specialising in colour Now I am an animal control officer That's a huge pivot How about this As a teenager

I wanted to be an adult actress In the adult film industry Because I really enjoyed that side of life and I thought, why not get paid for it? Now I'm a teacher. Whoa! The big pivot. Huge pivot.

Is that the sort of thing you'd talk to your parents about? Do you go, hey, this is my dream. This is what I want to be. This is what I want to be when I grow up. Yeah. And then do your parents support you? Can you go to uni for it? Can you go to acting school?

Yeah. Like, is there an actual acting school that you can go to? There would be in America. 100%. There would be. Some kind of. Yep. They'd be like a development program.

God, that's a grim. They would be, though. Yeah, yeah. Someone said, I took a gap year from uni and worked as a bartender in Sarmour until my dad chased me back to uni and now I'm an accountant. One of the best years of my life, though.

Yeah, hell yeah. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. We were just talking before about the thing that you almost were. Two more texts. Someone said, I'm a nurse and I always wanted to work in hospice with people at the end of their life.

Instead, I'm a plunket nurse, total opposite end of the life spectrum. That is interesting, isn't it? That is interesting. Also, someone said, I wanted to be a massage therapist. And then I realized I didn't like touching people. Yeah, that would be the worst job. Imagine you go in for your massage, you slip your clothes off, you hop in the bed. And then the person comes in and they're like, okay, I'm just going to, ooh.

I'm picturing. Ooo, ooh, ooh. Do you remember that scene where. Ross fills in for Phoebe and he thinks he's about to massage this really good looking woman so he's like that's me I do the massage and then the woman drops off her dad that's right the older guy comes in and he starts massaging this whole guy with the spoons hey we're going to play let's get classical next it's your chance to win $50 cash thanks to neon. It's

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Do you think this show's easy to listen to for people who have never listened to it before? No. Not really. They'd literally probably tune in and go, what the? Holy hell. What's wrong with these people? This should be a podcast that I could choose Not to listen to

It's actually doing the podcast on IHartRadio 9696, text the team you think is going to win to 9696 and if you get it correct You could win that $50 cash thanks to Neon Play ZDM's Bree and Clint Let's Get Classical Hey Turkey Skin Yeah, Harry Hawk

I've just realised that Mad Dog has her mating call. Uh-huh. We need ours. I know what mine is. Obviously yours is a gobble-gobble. And obviously mine is a... And all together, ladies,

Rook-a-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. Yeah, I'm so glad we added that part on. Yeah, thanks, Claude. Hell yeah. I reckon we're ready to play, Claudia. Yeah, I reckon we are. Welcome to the game, everyone. This is Let's Get Classical.

You guys know the rules, but for the people at home, these are pop songs that I've redone, personally in a classical style. I know how to play the piano and the violin, as you will hear. You'd be such an oboe player. Oh, at least give me a saxophone or something. Really? You want that? I'm the sexy sex man.

Or a clarinet. Yeah, one of those brown ones. Or a flirty flute. You'd be the big brown flute. The recorder. Or a organ. Remember the brown plastic recorder? All the kids are playing the normal cream-colored recorder.

Claudia would be on that big brown one, which has got the cream. Tip on the end of it. What is this drive-by? It's so true. Foo-foo-foo-foo-fee-fee-fee-fee-fee. I'd like to start the game now, please. Buzz it with your names.

I need the artist in the name of the song. Here's the first one. Bree? Ella. That wasn't super confident, but let's see how well you go. That is Kelly Clarkson because of you. Damn, I had that. Sure is.

Nice, work. Because of you, I never stay too far from the sidewalk. I felt like I was getting generic hold music. I had nothing. Now, Claudia, come in. No, not the normal recorder, the ugly brown one. The big brown one, go. Call me, Marie.

Okay, okay, should you do another one? Yeah, that is one point for Team Bree and Clint. Here's another one. Ella. Ella. She's got a very bleak look. She'll be a belida. I'm going to give it to her.

She kind of tripped over the finish line. Wait, wait, wait, what did you say the name of it was? You can have the point. What did you call it? Viva Velida. And that's what it shall be called from here on out. Viva La Vida Loca. What is it?

Viva Viva Viva. Yeah, Viva Viva Vee. V. Bava Vum. Van a song, though. This gets me going. You did very well on that one. Yeah, that was quick.

Mima has been loved cold play. He cries and listens to cold play. What music do you listen to though? That's the nerdiest thing anyone has ever said. We love a bit of cold play. Claudia's sitting in the corner with his brown accordion. We run a warm, lukewarm bar. We get it.

And our togs. We have our togs on. We put a bit of cold play on and we make a cheese, it's toasty. We invite Claudia over to play over a corner in the corner. He pours a half beer, half lemonade shandy. And we have ourselves a lovely evening. Oh, my gosh. And then sometimes afterwards I'll cut his hair so we save a bit of money on haircuts.

What even is this joke? I don't even get it. Enjoy some leftovers and then off to bed. Now that sounds like a good long weekend. Okay, we are at tie break. One more. Back to the game. Here is your last song.

Bree. Get it, Bree. That's the demon hunters. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I help her? Yes. Can I?

Go on. Yep. Golden. Oh, cool, crap. We're going up. Suck it, Ella. Harriet, you correctly backed Team Hairy Hawk and Turkey Skin, and you've scored $50 cash thanks to Neon.

Well done. Woo! Get it, Harry, Harriet. I mean, wait, what? Thanks for backing us in, Harriet. We appreciate you. You have a damage, thanks. Thanks, Harriet.

All right, we'll all take our writtling. We've got to go take a break. Ella's got a haircut she needs to do in the bath. We'll be back. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Caitlin is going to come in our box. For Lords, she may be bringing a miniature pony with her. We're still taking submissions as well.

Someone's texting in and said, guys, you do not want a miniature pony to come in your box. It'll be too big and probably really messy as well. So that's a consideration. We will take that into account. We're taking lots of submissions too. All we can get, Lord is the keyword and the thing you'd stick in our box to 9696. Someone said

a couple of lesbians here who would love to come in your box and we would bring a ninja slushy machine with us. I mean slushy lesbians. Claudi is giving it the thumbs up. Hell yeah. Yep. Two thumbs up from me. You guys were saying I need a lesbian friend. There's two.

You're bound to get along with at least one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they'll make that decision if they want to be friends with you though. Fisher Price, my first lesbian. Yeah. Hey, let's talk to a leaper. Because she really does, I feel like, have it all. She's beautiful, talented.

Like I said, she's got a great career. Yeah, but is she happy? And here's the thing. I'm pretty sure she's never been happier. Okay. She's engaged. And now her fiancé has come out with the story of how they met. And it might be the most Hollywood meet cute situation

that I've heard of in a long time. I'm all ears, Bree. Tell me about Dua Leeper's Meat Cute. So her fiancée, Callum Turner, he's an actor. You may have seen him in Masters of the Year. He's in that. I love that show. Which one was he?

He played John Bucky Egan. He was Bucky. Yep. The Boys in the Boat and a few other things that I haven't heard of. But yeah, he's an actor anyway. He's so cool and handsome. He has said to the Sunday Times, well, of course, he's with Dua Leaper.

What were you expecting? Yeah. Well, no, I watched that show. Right. And he's one of the main characters. The two main guys are called Buck and Bucky. Yeah. And the whole time I was watching it, the other one's Austin Butler.

Yeah. And the whole time I was watching it going, man, these two guys are so cool and handsome. And now I found out, find out that he's literally engaged to do a leaper. Some guys have all the luck, man. Yeah, well, speaking of. I mean, I've got a great one too, but that's shit. Yeah, quick, fix it. Carry on.

He told the story to the Sunday Times recently where he said that he met Duolipa over drinks before a mutual friend's birthday party in L.A. So they were sat next to each other and they realized that they were reading the same book. So here's the story. The book's called Trust. And he said that he had,

just finish the first chapter and I told her and she looked at me and said I just finished the first chapter two. Get out. I said to her so we're on the same page then. Oh!

Stop it! That is so flirty. And to have the to have the couldn't get better. Charm and wit to be able to drop that in a non-cheesy way. I'd be in love. Yeah, and of course you then follow on with, well, we're going to have to stay in touch about the book.

You know, we're going to have to... I mean, that interaction alone, for me, if I had that interaction, I'd be like, is it? Plus, you guys can't see how handsome he is as well. He's pretty handsome. Oh, okay, Bree. Have you seen Dua Leaper? She might be the most beautiful woman on the planet. Yes, he's good.

Have I seen Dua Leeper? Check my search history, Bree. Yeah, your for-you page on your Instagram. Yeah, I'm a big fan of her music. What's your favourite album? Ultra-romantic. Is that it? Is that close? I feel like it was close. Oh. It's a great meet-cute that story. It's a great meet-cute.

Very cute story of how they met. Hollywood-level, Hollywood-level, me-cute. Do you have a good meat cute for how you and your partner met? No. I don't think I've ever had one. The apps. Is that what it was? The apps.

Yeah. The apps has stolen so many people's ability to get a good meat cute, you know? Yeah, but they don't exist. They clearly do. Yeah, but that's for people that get everything in this world. That's for beautiful people. Exactly. They have television shows.

Us normal normies don't have. That doesn't happen to us. We're just on the apps. Like, has that ever happened? Producers? Have you ever had a meat cute? story like that? Yeah.

Have you? Yeah, my friend... Here we go. Do you really want to know it? Yeah, go on. Quick story, my friend and I were doing a uni project. Yeah.

And there was a trend at the time you sent Google forms and a survey to your old crushes. And then, since we were doing a podcast, we read it out, how awkward. So I sent one to my now husband, Ryan, because I thought he's in China. He was hot back in Easter camp, church days.

We're four years apart. though so whatever and then he actually replied and then couple months later he slitted my DMs I feel like that's a meat creep not a meat cute oh crack off I thought that was cute how lucky he did save that one save that one for the phone topic how'd you flirt with your church pastor we're doing that one on Thursday you're not funny oh 800 dials at em or text it to 966 we want to know you're franklin we're talking about you your meat-cute stories. Sorry if you don't know what that term is

and sorry to the people who texted and said, are you guys saying MeatCube? No, not MeatCube. Meat-Cute. It's a Hollywood term for how two characters stumble upon each other in a movie that end up romantically linked. Also, go watch the movie The Holiday

because I know you haven't seen it. If you don't know what that term is, they talk about it in that movie. Your Meet Cute is the serendipitous moment where you two connect for the first time. Where it just is like a perfect story. Like it couldn't get more perfect. And we're talking about it because Dua Leeper in her partner,

he's talked about how they met. And it is literally like a Hollywood meet, cute story. Where for some reason, they were like, I'm reading this book at the moment. And they both were reading that exact book at that stage. They'd both finished one chapter. And then he said to her, well, we're on the same page then. Melt.

So what are you got for us, Sylvia? What's your meat cute? So it was actually at my sister's wedding. Okay. And so I was a bridesmaid. Right. He was a groomsman. And you know how when the bride and groom, once they've finished saying their stuff,

they walk down the aisle? Yes. And then everyone followed in after them and they kind of built up together. Yes. So I wasn't actually supposed to be paired up with him. but I saw him and I was like oh well he's a bit cute

I forced my sister to swap with me no way so that I could be like you know hooking up hands with him and so as soon as I was like linked up with him he like whispered to me and he was like oh I was actually kind of hoping I'd be with you

yes Sylvia yes Sylvia oh my god this is what everyone dreams about yeah he was just yeah he was just a bit too cute for me So it's like, I'm not going to pass up this opportunity. And seven years on, we have a little two-year-old boy. So you're still together and it worked out?

Yeah. Perfect meet-cute. My God, that's so cute. What a great story. Perfect meat-cute. Thanks, Sylvia. Kailen's here. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi, Caitlin. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. Do you have a meat-cute story? I do. I do. We met at a tango festival. A tango festival.

Yes, we met dancing tango Amazing, tell me everything So when you dance tango You don't just go up and ask someone to dance You do a little head nod That way they can ignore you If they don't want to dance with you Got it, yeah

So he does a little head nod We get up and we dance And his friends happen to be there And so they filmed us dancing And we're still together now And so we've got our first dance And our first meeting on video Oh, that's fantastic

Tango's very romantic, isn't it? Quite sexy It can be, you're quite, We dance the style we were quite close so you're like and their head's touching and did you know

in that moment did you know like you're like this is the one this is going to work out no I was just like oh he's nice and everyone else

at the tango festival was a lot older so it's kind of like oh yeah there's someone my age Caitlin be honest who was a better dancer

you or him oh I was yeah good on you Caitlin I'll give him a chance I was working refueling aeroplanes and I pulled up

to this one plane that he was working on. As soon as he saw me, he completely froze. His workmate had to tap him on the shoulder because he just couldn't stop steering. And honestly, he still hasn't. That's pretty cute. That's a great story. That's very cute.

This one, I love this text. It says it'd be a pretty boring movie, but me and my husband met when I was working at Wickhalls and he came in wearing a cat tie. I was obsessed with cats, and I sold him his card over the counter. And we talked about his cat tie, and then that night, we matched on Tinder. Oh, my God.

What are the odds of that? Amazing. That's incredible. That's quite a good, make-cute story. How'd you recognise him? Was he wearing the cat tie in his Tinder photos? I hope not. I met my, this is a very Kiwi meat cute.

Listen to this. I met my fiancé on Tinder, but I feel like we were made for one another because he told me he'd lost his license, but he had a car. Whereas I'd ridden my car off a day before. But I did have a license. So basically we ticked off what the other didn't have. That's the perfect pair. We were a perfect match.

It's a great meet, cute story. This one, my flatmate said there's a guy coming to the party tonight. He has a girlfriend, but you'll get married one day. We were married five years later. Whoa. That is something that happens in a movie where they're like, oh, this person's perfect for you. They've got a boyfriend. I can just see you guys getting married.

Yeah. We're asking what's your great meet, cute? Someone said, my current partner and I met when we were seated next to each other on an aeroplane one day seven years ago. I love those stories. It's good to know they can happen. Mm-hmm.

You know? Yeah. This might be my favourite one. I farted on her at a party and then she farted back on me. And that's when I knew she was the one. I really hope that story is true. I feel like it is.

why would you lie about it? Yeah, why would you lie about something so disgusting? Why would you? I saw my partner for the first time at a medieval club at university. Yeah, you did. He was doing archery and looked like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. I melted right then, and I asked him to show me. We're still together 20 years later.

You asked him to show you what? Yeah, show you what? His bow and arrow. Did he hit a bull's eye? This one's pretty good My husband was my older Ballroom Dance Teacher He constantly tries to reference

slash compare us to dirty dancing Tell him to do the left Can he do the lift? Yeah Because that would seal the deal for me If you were dating someone And they did the left Yeah

Oh I've seen so many times the left go wrong Oh me too Oh You can You can really damage someone from the lift There's one on TikTok where the guy does the lift with this girl and they're like outside a bar on the street and she goes all the way over.

I've seen it. But her whole dress comes off. And she's like naked. So I mean there's good and bad things. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it intentional? We'll never know. We're just talking about your meat cute stories

and I need to read this text out because it's too good. It says a drug testing staff at work, much younger, very good-looking individual was being rather forward. I got a bit flustered and nearly drank his urine out of the testing cup. Neckmina, we're married. Wow, I'm getting whiplash from that story.

I can imagine, though, you've got your drink there and then they're peed in a cup and they hand it to her and you're like, oh my gosh, I wanted to drink. Oh, not that. I don't want to drink that. Not bad. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's do your birthday bangers.

Number one song when you turn 16, and then we'll play our favourite. Bree is going first. Hi, Bree. Hi, Bree. Hi. How's Clint? No, just me. Okay, cool.

Sorry about him, Bree. I have to deal with him every day. You're just here for five minutes. What is your birthday, Brie? Third of August 2002. All right, Bree. That means you were 16. 2018, and on that day, this was number one.

Khalid and Benny Blanco and Halsey Eastside. Do you like it, Brie? Oh, it's all right. I quite like that song from Benny Blanco. I thought, well, she listens to the show. Maybe the joke will work with her, but... Ray, try again. Try one more time. I reckon it'll work second time. Hey, Bree.

Yes. Where's Clint? Talking through the radio Yeah, should have She'll have left it at one No, you made me do that. No, that was your decision You're your own person

You're an adult Let's go to Kate Hi Kate Hi Kate How's your day being Kate Yeah, not too bad Hey Kate, how's Clint? Sorry

Great See, should have done it with Kate Yeah She had it straight away She's done it with Kate Kate, what's your date of birth? 26 June, 1998. All right, Kate.

That means you were 16 in 2014. And on your 16th, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Come on, Kate. You've got to love a bit of Ella Henderson ghost. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Bit of a forgotten binger.

It's a rapper. Okay, wait there, Kate. Jacob's going to do their mum's birthday banger. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hello. Hello, Jacob. Hey, what's mum's name?

Rebecca. Okay, and what's Rebecca's birthday? The 16th of January 1990. Nice, Jacob. You've nailed that. That means your mum was 16 in 2006, and here is her birthday banger. My hump, my house. Oh, get it, mum.

Get it, mum. Jacob, can you tell your mum that she got black eyed peas, my humps? Mom, you got black. They told me to say it. Jacob, did she just hit you with the, I know. Is that what she did? Yeah, moms do that. No, my dad was like, they can hear it.

Oh, they can hear it. Yeah, nice. Hey, Jacob, we got your back. You've done well. You've done a great job right there. So don't you swear. Can you hold the line for us? Yeah.

Yeah. Um, ghost Ella Henderson, east side, Benny Blanco, Black O'P's my humps. I like them all. I'm humping. I'm ghosten. I'm homping, Jacob's mum. You're ghosting? Run, Rebecca, run.

I'm ghosten. Claudia, split the vote. Hey, Bree. Yeah. How's Clint? Ella, split the vote. Ella, no, no, you're back on suspension. How are you?

Can I pick East Side? No, Claudia, have to split the vote. Ghost, please. Come on. Excuse you. Hey, wait, can we just talk to Bree though one more time? Is she still there? Hey, Bree, how's Clint?

Bob! Not your fault, Bree. Not your fault. It's someone else in the room's fault. The winner of birthday banger is Kate. It's Ella Henderson. Congratulations, Kate. Get it, Kate.

Woo, thanks. No worries. That was smooth. Bree and Clint. Wait, are you Clint? And I'm Bree. That wasn't the... Who was that then that we just talked to?

It was a perfectly adequate joke, okay? We should have just moved on and never talked about it again. My friends, I can figure it out. Z.D.M's Bree and Clint podcast. And Ella would have had... We had us play Benny Blanco. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with her generation? You told me to say it.

I did not tell you. You told me to say it off here. Sometimes Clint messages us as producers to say the right thing. Let her go, let her go. And, yeah, you messaged me and you said go for that time. And now you're making fun of me? In other news, we need to go to the phones. Who's on the phone lines?

Oh, wait, we've got Clint on the phones. Hey, Clint, how's bray? Well, no. Oh, we've lost it. Oh, that's a shame. Hey, Clint. Would have been good, though. Would have been a hell of a joke.

You dropped out. I can put Ella on 50% volume. Oh, you're so funny. Sounds like she's in a closet. The ZDM Podcast Network. It's a Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, we go looking for a name and a haystack. Random name. Random business.

If the person with that name answers the phone at that business when we call today, Bree, they'll win $2,250 cash. Look, don't get your hopes up because it is the hardest game in radio, but we've been close the last couple of weeks. Yeah, I feel like we're getting closer. It's impossible to know. We've had some near misses. Yeah, but maybe we're finally getting the hang of this game. I reckon, what, how many weeks in a week? How many weeks?

To carry the 40, 40, 20, 20, about 40, 3, 45? It's a lot. 45. It's a lot. 45 games. Many, many failed attempts. This is how it works. One of the producers will pick the place we're calling.

The other will pick the name. Claudia, what are you picking this week? I'm doing the name. Okay. All right. I'm channeling someone. I'm stealing Bree's psychic connection. Do it, do it.

I'm channeling Jonathan. Jonathan. Jonathan? We should do a Bree Psychic Radio name in a haystack hybrid one week. Shouldn't we? That's a great idea. But not this week. Claudia wants Jonathan.

Jonathan, John, Johnny. Any of the above. John-O. John-O. All of those have to be able to. John boy. John boy. Yeah, because they're all typical nicknames for Jonathan.

Yes. Yeah. Now. Ella, where does Jonathan work? I'm going Torpedo 7 because it's been announced in the news that they're going online. Yeah, there's no other chance to call a torpedo 7. They're closing down. all of their stores.

So we'll tell Jonathan is being made redundant. I look. Oh, poor Jonathan. I'm not going to lie. I have a weird, eerie gut feeling. This is right this week.

It's today the day. I haven't had that before. Claudia, please connect us to our local Torpedo 7. New Market. New Market. Today we're looking for Jonathan. This is going to be yes.

Hi, who's that? Who's that? Toppedo 7, New Market Westfield. Yeah, who are we speaking? with, sorry? Hi, my name's Saskia. Hi, Saskia. Hi, Saskia. It's Bree and Clint calling from ZM. Oh, hi. Hi. How are you? How are you guys going?

Good, thanks. Hey, sorry to hear that the stores are closing down. That sucks. Yeah, it's a little bit sad. I've been here for like five years. No. No. Hey, you don't have a co-worker called Jonathan, do you? No, we don't, sorry. We play this game called Name and a Haystack, where we call random business. businesses with like a name. And today if the person who answered the phone was Jonathan, they would have won $2,250.

My name could be Jonathan. I know. Wouldn't that be a good redundancy package? Yeah. Yeah. Is that your middle name, Saskia? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, I thought so.

Hey, can you hold the line? We'll find you some KFC chicken dollars or something. That sounds good. Okay. Hey, thanks, Saskia. You're bloody lovely. Yeah, you guys are too. I didn't even expect you.

guys the call. No one ever does, Saskia. Thanks so much. See you, mate. Oh, well, it wasn't to be. Damn. I wonder what the feeling was that you were getting? I don't know. I felt Yeah. You've got to trust your gut. We've learnt that. Maybe I'm constipated. Maybe it's that.

Ah, I had dairy earlier. Don't trust your gut, then. Not the cheese. Especially not a fart. Girl, you've got to get on the zero lacto. Oh, yes. Hey, next on the show, speaking of shitting yourself, Having my bi-annual undie culls, where I throw out all of my bad undies.

How come you have to throw them out? Because they're past their... I didn't shit them, okay? Passed their good four date. Have you ever had to do that, though? I want people to text in right now on 9-6-9-6. Excuse you. He's had to throw a pair out!

If you had to guess, how many pairs of undies do you think you've got right now in your undie drawer? I don't, like, I mean, a lot. I want to find the national average, 9-6-96. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint Podcast I asked you guys before How many pairs of undies do you think you're running? And I asked for a very specific reason Early feedback on the text machine

People are saying 25 pairs, 15 pairs, 30 pairs This person says I would easily have 80 pairs of undies And I cull my undie collection regularly What about this one? My husband has three pairs One on, one in the wash And one in case of emergencies

Damn, girl. How'd you bag that one? Three! Like, is that mean you have to do washing every night, or is he double wearing them? I lived, when I lived with my friend Marty, who you know. Yes. He was running two.

That, no. Was he? On and in wash. Yeah. So he'd have to do washing every day? He was doing washing just for a single pair of undies. We had to have a talk to him. What a nightmare flatmate.

We had to be like, hey, you've got to get an extra. a pair, man. This is the reason the world, the environment's in trouble. Minimum one more pair. Actually, we'll shout you. We'll get you a pair. That's awful. What are your numbers? Um, I reckon I'm between 50 and 70. Geez, all in one drawer. Because we've, yes, we've talked about this before. Oh, you're a summon nun out, aren't you?

I don't think I've thrown out a pair of undies in a decade. And I have undies that need to be thrown out Like I'm holding them up to the light And you can see through the crotch Oh absolutely It'd be like moth dust Every time you flap them like There's not like a big hole in the crotch

Can I just In your defence It's not a big hole in the crotch Stop laughing at me, produce Ella But it's like it's you know where like The materials gone Opaic In your defence

They're very holy I'm sure they do need to go But in your defence If you're running 50 to 70 I could be over-exaggerating. Some of those only are only going to get worn four times a year. Some at the back would have been in their years. If you had a good rotation, if you were digging in the pile each time

and churning that shit over, you know? I do get through most of them, eh? You'd have favourites, though. Oh, 100%. So I wear bonds, right? Yeah. Bonds, black, standard. Skid-proof, you call them.

Skid-proof undies. And the thing is, right, I've had that particular brief for so long that they've changed over time. So I've got my old models, which have a different little part on the band at the top, and then the new models. So I grab my new model first. You gravitate towards the news, yeah.

But I've got my old models there for backup. Plus, also, they'd be varying shades of black these days. It'd be like, you know, when geologists dig down and you can see the layers of sediment, it changes over time, that would be the scale of Breeze undies over the last 10 years. Yes, some are more faded than others, yes. The reason I bring it up is I am currently staging my biannual undi-cull.

How many undies do you throw out? I throw out the same number that I get in. How do you choose who stays and who goes? Rigorous process of inspection for holes. That's what it is. Where do you mostly get holes in your underwear? In the undercarriage? Wait, you're getting holes.

Yeah, in the gooch area. Yeah, what's the area that sees the most friction, so. Yeah, yeah. See, I'm not getting holes, but I feel like that's probably from coarse hair you've got down there. Okay, let's not get too graphic. Anyway, I've done the undie shop. I only got six pears because, geez, undies are expensive. It's so expensive.

That's why I don't throw them out. Oh, they're like gold. Yep. I will wear those underwear until they're falling off me. And she does. And she does. Claudia, our producer, said, we should get you a bond sponsorship. You've got of money you've spent over the years on that one pair of bonds want to be associated, that's the issue.

They know what she does to those undies. I should say them that thin. I should talk to my mate Lance Varley. He did a bonds campaign. He did, didn't he? Yeah, bonds, if you're listening, come on. How about this text? When I did washing last week, I do my washing on a Sunday.

And when I did it last week, I saw I had been through 19 pairs of undies in one week. What have you been up to? Let's just quickly do the math. So if it was two a day, which I mean, yeah, that would be 14. It's only, it's 2.7 pairs a day. So that's some three pair days and some two pair days. If you're showering, let's say you're a morning and night showerer. You want fresh grundies each time.

Yeah, you're not putting your old grundies back on. So how many underwears have you gotten rotation then? I counted them. I've got 24. 24. Okay, so I've only got double what you've got. There's six that need to go in the bin and probably eight shitters

that I don't like wearing. Shitters? Just not comfy ones. Right. No, not shitters. It's a bad. You're like, they're the ones are shitting. You're like, I don't even have underwears that are in that category.

Those are my shitting ones? No, not that sort of shitters. Anyway. Undy Kahl. Do it. You'll feel good about it. Treat yourself. You're working.

It's worth it. Like I said, I will never get rid of the beer ever. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. I read this post from a person who said the sound that their flatmate is making

is really starting to get on their nerves. I need to know what the sound is. And we were talking before about the most annoying sound a person can make is. Before I read you this, what do you think it is? Um, it'd be something to do with like the throat and the nose.

Okay, it does come out of the mouth of the sound. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's not that though. Claudia, what's the sound for you? If it's not open mouth chewing. Oh, yeah. Oh, that doesn't bother me that much.

Really? Ella, what's the sound? I reckon it's when someone's got phlegm in their throat. Yeah, that's what I say too, yeah. Okay, here's what it is. The person's written, I noticed that my flatmate has developed a habit of sighing very heavily and very frequently. And it's getting to me. I understand that she should.

stressed about work and life but aren't we all she started doing this when she was overwhelmed from job searching i thought it would get better after she established some stability but it's only gotten worse we live in a pretty small apartment so it doesn't matter where i am i can hear it even with my door closed sometimes that's how loud she sighs it's driving me nuts because i'm also going through a hard time myself and her constant sighing really weighs me down I feel like I need to tell her that it's impacting me so negatively, but I'm not sure how to navigate this conversation. We're pretty close friends, which makes this even more difficult.

Do you reckon she knows she's doing it? A sigh? No, I don't think she would. She wouldn't be doing it on purpose. That would be a subconscious thing. Like, sighing is very annoying. It does bring down the whole mood, but doesn't it feel good? Whenever they open the fridge

and they see that there's no milk. No, mine's getting a bit sexual. No, that's too sexual as well. Yeah, too sexual. They go into the bathroom and there's, no, no, it's too sexual. There's no, okay, Claudia, you go into the bathroom, there's no toothpaste left.

Nah, that's more of a grown. No, but is there a version of an angry sigh? I feel like, ugh. That's good. That's an angry sigh. Yeah, it's an angry sigh. What's a sexual frustration side? This is also an angry sigh.

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Skip me. You come back to me. I know. Yes, Ella. Ryan, my husband, said he's making yummy Spanish chickpea stew. Is there Theresa in it? I don't know.

What's that? Is there... What makes it Spanish? There's chickpea. Probably paprika. I do know what we're having, actually. What are you having? Chicken curry.

So you guys are kind of. of having the same thing. I'm not having vegan chickpe don't put your nose up at it. You know someone DM'd me and told me off for bullying Ella for being vegan? Did they?

That makes my day. What did they say? Do you want to hear it? I can find it quickly, hang on. Someone going to ask me? Oh, sorry, what are you having? I'm having grilled fish and salad. And do you want that? No. But we're trying to be healthy

in our household. They said, Ella might not have an allergy. Oh yeah, because I said that her vegan option. It's a choice. It's a choice, not an allergy. She said Ella might not have an allergy, but she has morals and ethics. She has emotional intelligence. She shouldn't be punished for having more depth.

You're a good one, Clint. Don't be that guy. Oh, I got told on. That is bad. Which is just vegan righteousness, isn't it? Oh, shut out. Take your hand off it. I can tell all that person's a parent

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