ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st September 2021

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Breein Clint Podcast Today's show is brought to you by Sugar We ate a shitload of lollies before the show We got sent a box of licorice and macintoshes and Febulousious What's this? Febulousious is wonkalicious They just

They just changed it They sold it I think they bought the right Yeah I love Fabulous And Bree's now having Have you not had enough? Do you guys remember Nerd Rope? Nah this was a mint

I'm having now I do Mint that's healthy I'll take a mint Mint's good for your teeth Ben would you like a mint? I'm okay thank you Whoa what happened to Oddfellows?

These got small Are they tiny? Look at that You're such a boomer Oh shit You're in front of a boomer Isn't this That's the sign of a boomer

They're like They get a box of shapes Pull them out They're like Back in my day This was double the size And triple the seasoning Mate you know what

It actually tasted like a roast chicken Fuck You know it's actually true Shapes back in the day Were way better all the seasoning and you know what? It actually tasted like a roast chicken. Fuck. It's actually true. Shapes back in the day were way better, had way more seasoning. They're like, Toffee Bobs used to get 30 in a pack. I'm lucky to get two these days. Did you guys see that they're now

they've got like a box of chicken crimpy shapes that you can get at the movies? Oh, no way. That's a game changer. Not like the normal box, but they've done a movie version box. Honest question. What's chicken crimpy? What? No, no, no.

Not the flavour. You say, oh, this is barbecue chicken. What is crimpy? It's generic. What's a crimpy? It's the shape of it. It's crimped on the side. What? For shapes. Because it's like crimped on the side. Oh. What? For shapes.

Like bumpy. Because it's got the circles on the outside. It's like a crimp. That's a crimp. Like you crimp your hair. It's like wavy, circular. It's called a chicken. So they're called chicken crimpy. Yeah.

Oh, really? But chicken crimpy is just the generic chicken flavor. That never got through to me. How did you never know that? It's a crimpy shape. Yeah. I'm not a big shapes guy, to be honest. Yeah. crimpy shape. Yeah. I'm not a big shapes guy, to be honest. What the fuck?

Yeah, I'm not a big shapes guy. Shapes are amazing. Well, they used to be better, like we were talking about before. But they're still bloody good. Name something else that's similar to them. Those Doritos ones we got sent. No, but that's come like in the last couple of years Do you mean similar and iconic?

No no like name something That's similar A savoury cracker Not rice thins I like chebbs Chebbs Oh the goat Oh you guys don't have drumsticks here eh

We used to have chicken drumsticks Shapes No not shapes the brand We don't have drumsticks here, eh? We used to have chicken drumstick shapes. Yeah. No, not shapes. The brand. Oh, but we did have chicken drumstick shapes. No, hold on. Search up drumstick shapes.

I would have to go with Cheds there. I love Cheds. Cheds, the large cracker. They are delicious. Anastasia, tell people what you do with your crackers. Oh, Cheds are very good for that. Oh, you guys don't. The one I'm thinking of is in a biscuit.

You guys don't have in a biscuit, do you? Cheds, you can. In a biscuit. They look like that. No. No. So it's like the flavors. It's like drumsticks in a biscuit. Oh, right.

No, we don't have those no they just brought them back in australia and people who are in aussie listening to this i'm so jealous of you because they were so freaking good those will make it over the border cinder pack yeah can anyone send us some please so i can share them with my fellow new zealanders and then anastasia can do a cracker trick anastasia remind people what you do with crackers. Not anymore. When I was younger, like under 10, I used to get two crackers,

chew one up, and put it on top of the other one like a pate. Regurgitate it onto the cracker. Cheeds are perfect for it because you know how cheeds split in half perfectly? They're like a sandwich. Cheeds are like a cheese coated salada. Oh, they're so good. But the salada's cheese flavoured too.

No, get out with those. That's not the same as shapes. I literally have a best friendship formed from those from high school. No way! Me and this chick both had cheds and we became best friends over it. And now we're actual best friends. Did you put pate on her cracker and she put pate on yours?

Hey, that story was so good. If there's time later can you retell us that story? That'd be great. Hey, look. Cheds, I was just trying to say that they're significant. I'm trying to say cheds aren't the same as shapes. Have you tried cheds? I don't need to try them. I'm saying they're not in the same category.

They are for me. Back to the beginning. This odd fellow sucks yeah it's tiny can I try one? that's what I've said a few times what? this odd fellow sucks nah just roll with it

yeah Anastasia would get it what's meant to happen with an odd fellow is meant to suck it and the middle's meant to come out and get a little liquidy. I mean, I've said that a few times as well. All right, you're all bog eyes, everybody. Oh, where's this blush?

I've said that a few times. Yeah, all right, we get it. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. I just read this really cute thing on a Facebook page that I follow. Oh, yeah. It's called the pay it forward effect. Yeah. And someone said, I just went to buy a Samsung washer and dryer from a guy,

and he was asking for 500 bucks. I told him I just had a baby, and if it was possible, he'd take 400. I'd be really grateful. I got home, hooked everything up, and everything worked great. I opened up the dryer to check the lint filter and I was shocked to see my $400 sitting in there. I got a message from him saying, check the dryer, it's a gift for you and your new baby.

Words can't describe how grateful I am right now. That's so nice. The only thing that someone, I bought something off Facebook Marketplace and someone left their old weed bags in mine. Made everything smell. I thought you were going to say he texts them and go, Oi, I left some cash in that dryer.

I need it back. I need that money back. Give me my money. That was my hiding spot actually. That's my money laundering dryer. Bought a pair of pants and someone left their old underwear in there. That is very kind. That's a lovely thing to do.

And hey, you have that power, everybody. You have the power to do that. If you see someone in need today, why don't you give them your washer and dryer? I've already done my good deed for the day. Someone opened my front door and there was a package and I looked at it and it was for someone else it wasn't for me so I was like right I need to go obviously deliver this to the right house so I went next door and I couldn't really figure it out because the address on there it was a bit

confusing anyway so delivered it to the next door neighbors and I was like oh stoked with myself you know doing the right thing yeah and then I took my dog for a walk. I came back and the package was back on my doorstep. Oh, they delivered it back to you? Yeah, so it's obviously not for them. Well, it's yours now. You get to open it. It is.

No, it's not. You tried to find the right home for it. You failed now. You know that saying, if you got some money and you give it away, it'll come right back to you. It's the same with packages. That's a weird kid song. If you love something, set it free and it will come back to you and then it belongs to you. Well, it looks like it's a pair of shoes.

Nice. So very unlikely that they're my size and not worth stealing from someone else. You don't know. They could be Gucci lifers. No, they're from Sterling Sport. They could be Chuck Taylors. They could be some sweet new balances that producer Anastasia might want. Yeah, there could be some cleats in there for you.

Let's start the show and play Tradiverse Lady next. We'll give away $50 cash to someone. Who's the smartest person we know today? That's right. Next, we'll give away $50 cash to someone who's the smartest person we know today. That's right. And as Selena Gomez always says, when you're ready, come and get it. Call 0800-DIAL-ZM. That's actually in the lyrics.

Yeah, we're not just playing the songs today. We're singing them. Welcome. Welcome to a four-hour onslaught, everybody. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go.

The tradies versus the ladies. Tradies sitting at 80 wins for the year. The ladies trailing at 74. Lockdown has done great things for the tradies in this competition. They've trailed all year, and now they're extending their lead day by day. So let's meet the lady looking to claw it back. She's 24. She's from Christchurch and she's got four dogs.

Welcome to the show, Maddie. You sound like my type of person, Maddie. What type of dogs are we talking? Oh, I've got a Max. We've got a Border Collie, a Bearded Collie, a Jack Russell and a Beagle. A great mix. Which one's your favourite?

Pick one. The beagle. She's mine. You're not meant to pick one, Maddie. Everyone's got a favourite. You can have a favourite when they're animals, you know? You can tell them too when they're animals. They're probably listening to this, Maddie.

Maddie, you'll be taking on our tradie today. They are 24. They're from Christchurch and they grew up on a house bus. Welcome to the show, Bridie. G'day, Bridie. Hi. A house bus. Yeah.

When it comes to a house bus, when you live there permanently, are you allowed to do number twos on the bus toilet? Oh, well, funny story is that most of the time you don't have a toilet in the house bus. Oh, well, funny story is that most of the time you don't have a toilet in the house, and you have to go use public toilets or a long drop, which I'm quite familiar with. Yeah, fair enough. What was it like having Miss Frizzle as a mum? Okay, guys, Bridie, your buzzer is tradie.

Maddie, your buzzer is lady. First to three gets 50 bucks. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The Emmys were on yesterday. Some of the big winners included The Crown, RuPaul's Drag Race, and Ted Watt.

TV show Ted Watt. Kind of sounds like something you'd use to catch a horse if you were on the back of another horse. No. Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso won big yesterday at the Emmys. No points. Question number two.

Which morning TV show is currently doing TikTok dances every day and going viral for it? Is it A, The AM show or B, TVNZ Breakfast? Is it the AM show? God, no. And thank God it's not. Nobody wants to see Mark Richardson do a

TikTok dance, you know? I would. Oh, you would? Okay, yeah. Fair enough. I feel like I've seen it in my nightmares. He might cramp up again. Yeah, okay. No points to anyone.

Question number three. In the popular TV sitcom Friends, Ross is getting married to his English bride, Emily, but at the altar he says the wrong name. What name does he say? Is it A, Phoebe, B, Monica, C, Emma, or D, Rachel? Trady. Yes, Bridie. D, Monica, C, Emma or D, Rachel? Tradie. Yes, Bridie.

D, Rachel. It absolutely is and causes a whole world of pain for the friend group after that. All right, one to the tradies. Question number four. What is the name of this jam that features in the new season of Sex Education? Pump up the jam. Ladies. Yes, Mad? Pop, pop the jam.

Lady. Yes, Maddie. Pump up the jam. Yeah, you got it, girl. All right, we're one apiece. Here we go. Question number five. Joe Biden appeared to forget the name of the Australian Prime Minister

last week at a global press conference. Who is the Prime Minister of Australia? Lady. Yes, Maddie. Scott Morrison. She's on fire. She's back. Welcome back Lady. Yes, Maddie. Scott Morrison. Well, she's on fire. She's back. Welcome back to the game, Maddie. Here we go. This could be for the win. Bridie, you need this one to stop her.

Question number six. What is the legal age to vote in New Zealand? Lady. Maddie for the win. 18. You got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You and your four dogs have crushed it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You and your four dogs.

Absolutely killed it at the end. Crushed it. Well done, Maddie. We're going to get you $50 cash. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Easy. That's like one bag of dog food.

Yep. Or two meals for your four dogs. And the ladies claw one back. Bree and Clint. Imagine getting robbed at your own wedding. Gutting, bro. What? Yeah.

A couple in Brisbane hoping that police are going to catch a security guard who stole from them. Their own security guard stole from them. Wait a minute. Yeah. Right. When you first told me this off air, I thought it was one of their guests at the wedding that did it.

So did they at first. But it was the security guard. Okay, that makes more sense. Yeah, it was the security guard. But before they figured out that it was the security guard, they had to email all of their guests and go, hey, did anybody rob us? Thanks for a great night.

We love the chopping board that someone gave us. Did anybody rob us? What did they steal? The cake topper? No, they stole money out of the wishing well. The whole wishing well? No, they just took a whole lot of cards from the wishing well which contained cash but they didn't take all of them. So question, how did they know that someone robbed them or did they just send out

emails to be like, hey, did everyone put stuff in the wishing well and then everyone lied and said, yeah, we definitely did, but they actually didn't. Another great question. They would have never known that they'd been robbed because they didn't take them all. They would have just thought, oh, we didn't get many cards. But someone who attended the wedding put a note in the card,

which obviously required a response. Like they said something, they might have said something funny. And they said, hey, did you get a chance to read our cards? And they said, what card? And they said, what card? And they said, the card we put in the wishing well. And they said, there was no card from you in the wishing well. And then they started going, oh, my God, we've been robbed at the wedding. Which one of our friends robbed us?

Imagine how dirty they would have felt. Yeah. Like, no, not then. Like, because I sat with my sister and her and my brother-in-law when they opened all their cards from the wishing well the day after the wedding. Yeah. Imagine them going through the few cards that were left and being like, bloody Aunty Shirley didn't even give us anything and she's a millionaire.

So it's the security guard who did it. The couple are both professional boxers. Uh-oh. Who robs professional boxers who robs professional boxers at their wedding have a listen to this this is a bit of the news story security guard at light space checks the wishing well where guests had placed cards and cash then he goes back and grabs a handful while everyone else is focused on the happy couple i was angry um upset it's just the audacity of this guy. And I'm going to knock his lights out.

Yeah, she sounds like she could. Mr. Steel, yo, wish him well. If you were going to rob a couple's wishing well, what point of the wedding do you think is the perfect time to strike? Right at the end of the night. No, wrong. Why, when? During the first dance. No, wrong. Why, when?

During the first dance. No, because it's so quiet. Yeah, but everybody is looking at the couple at that stage on the dance floor. Nobody is looking at the wishing well. Nobody's looking at that part. That's when he did it. He went and did it during the first dance. Yeah, right.

What an a-hole. But I mean, I'm not going to lie, I've definitely been at weddings where I've eyed off a bread maker before. And I've thought, I mean, they've probably got six of them. They're not going to miss it. You've been at a wedding where you've eyed the wheel of cheese that's on the table. Absolutely.

That's not going to get eaten. I can take that. I've definitely taken stuff like food from weddings before. I wonder if we could take some calls from people this afternoon who have robbed their friends. Nah, just kidding. No, that's horrible. We should ask if people have gotten massive amounts of money

from people in their wishing well. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you have a rich friend who decided to splurge on you or a rich auntie who was like, guess what? I reckon it's a rich aunt. Rich aunt? Yeah, because when I was watching my sister,

and actually, am I allowed to talk about this? They don't listen to the show. And it's fine. They were opening up letters from there, you know, wishing well, and they got one, and it was my brother-in-law's auntie, and she gave him a $1,000 check. A thousand bucks? A $1,000 check.

Whoa. It's such a weird experience, like opening, and it wasn't mine, but it's essentially like you're watching people and how generous and how much they love you and you're putting them all next to each other because you're opening card by card. It's such a strange experience. It's real weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Opening, yeah, yeah. Did you feel like that when you, did you have a wishing well or gifts? We didn't ask for either. And when you don't, you end up just getting. Whatever. But we got both. So we got gifts and we got some wishing well. What was the best one or the most amount of money?

Who from? I don't know. Yes, you do. No, I don't know. I don't know. You promise you don't remember because your face says you do. No, I feel bad because if it was't know. You promise you don't remember because your face says you do. No, I feel bad because if it was a really good one and I don't remember, then I feel bad.

Yeah, well, you should. Yeah. We've got some lovely chopping boards. No, see, that's not the good stuff. We've got some nice, we've got a lovely set of La Cruze mugs. No. That's good stuff. Where's the good presents?

Who got the big gifts? We've got a chili bin. Who gave you the Thermomix? You've got two of those, don't you? Let's take some calls from people who got mega wedding gifts. Maybe a family member dropped a heap of cash in the wishing well, or maybe someone paid for your honeymoon. Or maybe, yeah, someone bought you a new car to start your married life together. Yeah, Uncle Phil pulls up to the wedding in a Kia Sportage and throws you the keys. Hell yeah, Uncle Phil. Oh, $800 at him.

Or you can text him into 9696 as well. Did you get a mega wedding gift when you got paid? We're talking big wedding gifts that might have been in a money wishing well or maybe it was in some sort of, I don't know, it could have been the honeymoon. Could have been a car, could have been a thermomix. You weren't expecting it, right? A lot of people's parents help them pay for the honeymoon. Could have been a car. Could have been a thermomix. You weren't expecting it, right? A lot of people's parents help them pay for the wedding, but you know about that beforehand, right?

You know, and you go, cool, we'll spend that on this. This is more like on the day you open a gift and you go, are you kidding? Thank God we invited you to the wedding. You're the best guest ever. Amazing. Well, it's funny you say that. Someone texted through and they said,

my parents surprised us by paying for our wedding in full and my two lots of grandparents surprised us with money that paid for our accommodation for our honeymoon. Whoa. If someone did that on the wedding day. Yeah, because you've already paid for the wedding by that stage. So the cash that your parents give you, it's a bonus. Huge cash gift.

That's mega. Okay, so let's take some calls on it. Did you get a mega wedding gift? Timo is here. G'day, Timo. G'day, Timo. Hello, how you going? Good.

What did you get as a wedding gift? $20,000. What? What? Yeah. $20,000? Well, producers, you're starting off the call as very strong. Hopefully we can go up from here.

Who did you get that from? My grandfather. Wow. Why did he give you $20,000? Was he like, go to Vegas for your honeymoon? Yeah, no, so pretty much we were either going to get married or buy a house. And so we couldn't do either. So he, yeah, gave us $20,000 to buy a house so we could pay for the wedding.

What a guy. Were you expecting that? No, definitely not. That is amazing. Did you put it towards a house in the end? Yeah, we did. So we luckily got a house just before the wedding, yeah. Yeah, wow.

That's incredible. Granddad needs a spare room in that case. If he ever wants something to crash. Timo, I just imagine you and your partner opening up all the gifts the day after the wedding and you open up your grandfather's and then you open up each one afterward just really disappointed. Oh, it's nice. This isn't going to get any better, is it?

Let's go to Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. Lee, what going to get any better, is it? Let's go to Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks, Lee. What did you get as a wedding gift? We got a voucher for a puppy dog.

What? Yeah. Really? What type of dog? Minutious Nausea, pure breed. Oh, cute. I'm glad it was a voucher. When it came through to us,

we were told you were given a puppy as a wedding present. And both of us looked at each other. So we were picturing a box with a small dog on it sitting on the gifting table. Running around the wedding. No, that would have been cute. But no, my friend breeds them and so she had a litter on the way

and gifted us a puppy. And Lee, were you happy with that? Or did you feel like, you know, your friend was just kind of like, well, I've got one. I might as well just give her this. No. It was something we talked about, but such an expensive gift. So we definitely weren't expecting, you know, a whole puppy for a present.

Half a puppy maybe, but a whole puppy. That's a lot of puppies. Did you cash it in? Yeah. No. Yeah, 10 years on and he's my little man, so I wouldn't have it any other way. Yeah, good stuff.

What a lovely gift. Someone texted and said, at Jewish weddings it's expected for guests to give cash. Sometimes the bride and groom receive so much they can pay off the entire wedding. That's why you'll find that a small Jewish wedding is no less than 350 guests. Okay, wait a minute.

Let's do the math on this. Let's say on average each person gives 100 bucks. Yeah. So 350. 35 grand. Is it? Yeah, $35,000. Yeah, right.

I'm going to invite so many people when I get married. You should marry a Jewish guy. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is quite interesting. Jason Sadoukas from Ted Lasso won a massive award. And who did he thank? He thanked everyone but his ex, Olivia Wilde.

And it was extremely, extremely awkward. First of all, he won the award for best actor in a comedy, and the show itself, actually, Ted Lasso, also won best comedy. Have a listen. Here's some of the speech. First off, I want to thank my folks, Dan and Kathy. I want to thank my sisters, Kristen and Lindsay. I want to thank my children, Otis and Daisy. Mentors and teachers, I want to thank people like McNapier,

folks at Second City, IO, The Annoyance. I want to thank folks at SNL. I want to thank Lauren, who went to go take a dump now. Perfect. I want to thank someone in the toilet, who I don't want to thank, is the mother of my children. Literally thanks every person on the planet. And it's really awkward because at the start of the speech,

he talks about what the show's all about. And he's like, you know, the show's all about family and connection. And, you know, that's what I'm all about. Well, she left him for Harry Styles. So... She did. Really? Really?

Are you going to thank her? Would you thank her, Dina? I wouldn't thank her. Well, you know, it's funny. The show was her idea. She actually came up with the show. So for him to very purposely not thank her is extremely awkward. I probably wouldn't thank her.

She is dating Harry Styles. And for anyone who doesn't really know much about that, they've been dating for nine months now. She's directing a new movie that Harry's starring in. And so she's the boss and she's dating one of the actors. So, yeah, it is a little bit awkward. But you know what? Jason's got the big Emmy Award, so he's dating one of the actors. So, yeah, it is a little bit awkward. But you know what? Jason's got the big Emmy Awards, so he's probably laughing all the way home.

I mean, Harry Styles, do you blame her? No. Can't blame her. No, no, I don't, to be honest. You can't blame her. And he's fine. Jason's today because his buddy's just signed a new deal. It's a million dollars an episode for the new season of Ted Lasso.

So he's all good, baby, baby. He's doing pretty well. And I'll just add, Dean, I don't know about you, but that suit he wore to the Emmys was absolutely everything. I'm obsessed. Everything. It's perfection, eh?

Everything. So good. It looked like the curtains in a really expensive casino slash strip club, you know? I loved it. Yeah. Ten out of ten from me. That's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Brian Clint. I don't know about you, Clint, but sometimes you know, you think you know everything but something jumps out at you, usually on TikTok and you're like, oh my god, this has blown my mind. Yeah. And that happened to me this

morning. Right. Because... Is this like when you discovered those eyebrow stencils? Kind of. Yeah. But it's cool. Because they didn't work for you, did it? Hey, they're still in transit. Yeah, they'll be in transit for 14 years.

You don't know. They could still work. Right, okay. Anyway. I saw something on TikTok and it's blown my mind and I'm going to share that gift with you this afternoon. Lay it on me. And everyone else listening.

So, it's a hack for your calculator in your phone. Oh, this is what I've been lacking. Wait, wait, wait. Stick with me here. Stick with me. Okay, so this is what you're going to do. You open your calculator. Producers, do you want to give this a go as well?

So let's say, for example, we're going to do some adding up. So we go 25. Wait, can I just check something first adding up. So we go 25. Wait, can I just check something first? You guys are all on iPhone. I'm on a Samsung. You might not be able to. Does this work for me too? Still give it a go, mate.

You might not be able to, but give it a go. Okay, 25. So I'm going to do it so the camera can see it. So let's say you go 25 and then you go plus. So say you're trying to do 25 plus 25 because you're really bad at math. Yeah. So then you go plus 25, but instead you make a mistake and you go 26. Okay.

Yeah, okay, 25 plus 26 equals. So normally what would you do when you make a mistake like that when you're adding stuff up? Clear it and do it again. Exactly right, Clint. But let's say I've made the mistake and I've put 26 in. I go, crap, I need that to be 25. Yeah. What if you just go like this?

What did you do? What did you do? Hold on. Oh, you just swipe back a number. And it takes away the last number and then you can just keep going. That's confusing. So my calculator just has a backspace so I can just delete the last number that I put in and then just redo it.

So this is for iPhone people. Brian Clint. Have you kept it in the family? We are family. I'm not talking about an heirloom. I'm talking about dating. There's a story out today about Brazilian football star Givanildo Vieira de Souza, otherwise known as The Hulk for short.

He's announced that he is now expecting a baby with his partner, Camila Angelou, who is the niece of his ex-wife. Oh, no. So The Hulk, he separated from his wife last year and then started a relationship with Camilla, her niece. Right. Yeah. So his ex-wife's brother or sister's kid.

Yes. Ugh, yuck. Well, this is the interesting part of the story. So he's 34. His ex-wife is 52. Yeah. They were together for 12 years. Yeah.

And his new partner, which is the niece, is 32. Oh, okay. All right. So they're actually a lot closer in age. Yeah. And anyway. That's a lot better. Yeah. And anyway. That's a lot better. Yeah.

But still. Quite, I mean, can you imagine being the ex-wife? Like, obviously, they were together for a long time, 12 years. They would have spent a lot of Christmases together, a lot of family things where obviously the niece would have been. And then, you know, to go through a horrible breakout with someone you were together with for so long and then you find out

that the niece and him are together. It's the worst possible outcome because there's so many family events to come that neither of you can attend for a long long time. Yeah. It's not going to look good for a long long time. Well it's also weird like if they

get married because they're obviously having a baby. I don't know if they're going to get married or if they're – I don't think they're married. Is she pregnant? Yeah, she's pregnant. Oh, right. That's what the story's about. I think I said that at the start.

But, yeah, anyway, it'd be so weird because everyone that came to the last wedding kind of would be invited to this wedding. Yeah. And it's not uncommon to go to someone's wedding twice, but it'll be the same. Oh, the exact same people on both sides of the room. The exact same families are coming to the wedding again. Yeah.

And that's why you just, well, and let's not judge because I know we're going to ask people to call us. Hey, you never know what can happen. We've talked before about people who have dated the brother and then married the other brother. Yeah. Do you reckon anyone's... We haven't talked to anyone before who married a

brother and then married the other brother. We haven't done that. No, married two brothers in the same family. Yeah, or married the brother and then married the sister. Yeah, that's interesting too. Even like, even, I mean, it's quite close. Like if you date, say, the auntie and then you go out with the niece. Yeah.

Or if you date the, or even like first cousins is very close. If you leave your missus for her grandma, then you have. We are family. In the family situation. You kept it in the family. We want to ask you guys this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-AT-M, when did they keep it in the family? Maybe it's someone you know or previously dated.

Maybe it was you. Maybe it was your brother or sister. Maybe it was your ex. Yeah. But did they date people from the same family? Yeah. And what are we talking? We're talking aunties, uncles, cousins.

We're not talking blood relatives, by the way. We're talking their family. Yeah. Yeah. Not your own. Not your own. That's a whole different topic altogether. If you want to call, you can remain anonymous this afternoon.

Oh, 800-DIAL-ZMM or you can text us on 9696. When do they keep it in the family? Bree and Clint. Look, I feel like I need to clarify. I did say that we're asking for stories of when did they keep it in the family. I didn't mean that way. I meant, like, did they date your sister and then they dated your other sister or they dated your mum?

We appreciate the people who have been very forthcoming about their, you know, those stories. I wasn't asking for incest stories, for God's sake, but thank you for texting those through. We appreciate that. I think we have enough calls that are not incestuous to be able to continue with the topic. So let's give it a go.

Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Now, did you date a brother of yours or a sister just to check before we talk to you? No, no, definitely not. Okay, good.

Because that's not what we're asking for. Nicole, who's it about? So my ex-partner, he actually cheated on me with this chick, got her pregnant. So they had a baby together and then she ran off with his younger brother, his youngest brother, our four. Oh my god, Karma is

a bitch. Obviously we're back to a master anyway. She's all over the shop, Nicole. Oh she is. She really is. Do you maintain any kind of relationship with him? I know he's just as messed up in the head as she is. Yeah, right.

So he cheated on you with her. She cheated on him with his brother, and then went back to him. Yeah, yeah. Whoa. A little bit of a taste of everyone. Aren't you glad you're not involved? Oh, hell yeah. Nicole's like, I'm so glad I got out when I did.

It was a massive bullet dodge. Yeah, there's so many texts coming through on this. Someone said, my mum's youngest brother had three kids to my auntie. They broke up. He married the sister and then they had a kid. Yeah, right. So he's got kids to both sisters. Back to back sisters. See, those kids are cousins and there's an overlap there for the kids somehow, you know? Yeah.

Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. Who was it, Crystal, that kept it in the family? My granddad's brother. Your granddad's... Your granddad's... Okay. Okay, so your great... Great uncle.

Great uncle, yeah. So my granddad and my nana were together, and then my granddad passed away, and my granddad's brother got with my nana, and then my nana passed away, so my granddad's brother then got with the other brother's ex-wife. What? So your granddad, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who was this guy? And wait, so was the other brother still alive at that point?

No, he had not long passed either. So this guy. The great uncle, so what his gameplay was, I'm just going to wait until they all die off, and then once they die off, I'll swoop in and then, you know. Get with their wives. And then when that one passes away, I'll just wait for another one to die off, and then I'll get with that wife.

Yeah. He ended up with two of his brothers, two of his dead brother's wives. He's making his brothers do all the groundwork. Whoa. Yeah. And find the good birds and then just biding his time. Hell of a family yarn, Crystal. Do you guys tend to keep that one to yourself or is that a story

that you're loud and proud about? Let's just say the family doesn't all talk to each other for a few reasons. That's really interesting. Someone else texted through and they said, My sister dated one brother Then left him for his other brother Then my other sister Dated the original brother Yeah right, see that is a perfect example

We are family Obviously they all just got along well Someone else said My brother-in-law dated a lady Then ended up marrying And having kids with her daughter. Whoa. That's wild.

That is quite often quite dodgy too. That sounds a bit Woody Allen for me. The last person wants to be anonymous. It's always good when they want to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you? Anonymous, tell us, dish of the dirt. How'd they keep it in the family?

Well, my uncle was dating a woman and they got engaged and they broke up. And then 15 months later, we found out that this woman was actually three months pregnant to my dad. No way. Yeah. So she was my auntie and then she turned into my stepmum. And we had a little joke between me and my sisters and she was the um auntie step-mom was she was was your dad still with your mom when this happened no no oh fair enough that sort of did you wait did they know did the brothers know yeah they knew they knew they didn't speak for a

very long time was there any overlap was there any overlap did your dad do the dirty on his brother oh that's sad no they haven't spoken. No, no overlap. But yeah, no, the relationship broke up for a little while. They're talking again now. It's been 18 years. So, yeah. Well, you know, that's a decent break.

Yeah. Yeah. So what have you got? You've got an auntie stepmom. I've got an auntie stepmom who had my little brother. I can't even follow along. That's so weird. It's time for a morale boosting request, everybody.

Where we're trying to define a new category in today's theme, emotional bangers. I feel like my experiment has worked. The people get it. They understand because it's a feeling you get when you belt out an emotional banger. It does make you feel good. Let's check out judges familiar with the criteria

we're looking for. Cameron, do you understand what an emotional banger is? I do, yes. And Cameron, have you been known to ever belt one of these out in the car? Absolutely. You're the perfect judge then. Okay, we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven songs.

We need to know what's going through to the final at this stage. You don't have to pick a winner, just what's going through to the final. If you love it, say something and it's through. Just needs one vote to go through. Is our morale boosting request today going to be Adele? I'm voting my girl Adele. She is the queen of emotional bangers. Nah.

Ooh. Brie really wants it in, so it's going in. Okay. But good to know where you stand, Cameron. Please continue with that decisive choice. Yeah, but you hate Adele. I don't hate her. I love Adele, okay, but I just feel like there's some, you know, there's some better ones out

there. Okay. Yep. we move on. What about Fergie, Big Girls Don't Cry? This is an emotional banger, isn't it, Cameron? Yeah, I think that one is. Okay. 100%, yeah. Good, okay, it's in.

There's so much emotion in Fergie's voice. I mean, nearly as much as MILF money. No. I want that. I want that MILF money. No more MILF money. That was the worst one we've played. That should be in this category.

What about Kelly Clarkson? She's the GOAT. She's the new Ellen DeGeneres. But is she today's morale booster? Who wants it through? I'm voting through. Cameron, you're so hard to please. No, I like that, Cameron.

Be tough. Be tough. Yeah, no, I'm not going to go with this one. Nah, I'm voting Kelly in. Okay, she's in. Jordan Sparks This is a great song It doesn't fit the criteria This is not an emotional banger This is just a pop song

Hang on, it depends how it starts Have a look Nah Nah It's not an emotional banger I feel like I would have put it through It's just a pop song I see what you're saying Hang on, it depends how it starts. Have a look. Nah. Nah. It's not an emotional banger. I feel like I would have put it through. It's just a pop song.

I see what you're saying. It's just a pop song. What about Whitney Houston? Cameron, you be careful here. It's a no-brainer. It's Whitney. Oh, thank God. You're voting it through. I thought Brie was about to climb down the phone line

and strangle you just then, Cameron. I thought youie was about To climb down the phone line And strangle you Just then Cameron I thought you were Going to say It's a no brainer That's obviously not in It's obviously going through No we agree

Okay last one Is Florence and the Machine I think it borders On the same thing As Jordan Sparks It's on the border It's on the border eh It's on the border, eh? It's definitely on the fence.

I would have to say that. That's an easy no. It's a fantastic song. One of my all-time favourite songs ever. I know, but we're trying to define a category here, right? So I think we have to say no. Fine. Good.

That leaves us with a well-defined one, two, three, four songs. Okay, we need to go through them again because I forget them. Let's go through together and then we all get one vote. Today's morale-bursing request, an emotional banger to lift the mood of the nation, is either Adele, Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, or Whitney Houston.

Don't make me close. Everybody good? We're ready to vote. Cameron, were you just singing in the background? No, I wasn't, but I am ready to vote. And ready to sing, I reckon. Let's do it. Everybody, in three, two, one, the winner is...

Whitney Houston. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. Would Cameron vote? Mine's Fergie. Oh, okay, we have to vote again. The winner is... Somebody change their vote.

Whitney Houston. Fergie. Oh, you guys suck. There we go This is it Never call back Cameron Love you Cameron Thank you

See you guys Bye Here's your morale booster Ziddi The smell of your skin lingers Bree and Clint Pick the quote from the movie Win the cash

But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out So glad we got my Uncle Tim to voice that opening. Yeah, loves a Winnie Blue. That's exactly what my Uncle Tim sounds like. Makes his own home brew. That's my Uncle Tim. High on his own supply. Okay, our movies today are Terminator and Home Alone. I'm assuming any Home Alone movie, one, two or three, Bree? Yes. Same with mine, Terminator, basically just one or two really though. About like six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Nah, just the classics, you know, just for me. Today to play is Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid.

Hi, Ingrid. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good, thank you. How are you? I'm well, thank you. That's good. Do you think that you've got this in the bag?

You only need one correct. I hope so, yep. Perfect. Okay, let's start with Home Alone. What quote do you think Bree selected from Home Alone? Yeah. So, I'm guessing the I'm eating junk food and watching rubbish. You better come out and stop me.

I love that one. That is a great quote. Okay, these were recorded before the show. We can't change them. Let's roll the tape and see if you're right. Keep the change, you filthy animal. Kind of the same scene, but just not spot on. Yeah.

It's okay. You've got three more shots of this, Ingrid. What's my Home Alone quote? I'm going to guess just the generic, Kevin! Kevin! Can I get that high, though? That's the real challenge. Let's find out.

Roll the tape. Kevin! You got it! Well done! hurt recording that by the way so i'm glad that you got it sounds like your testicles finally dropped there they popped actually yeah do we want to play you want to see if you can get any more i want to keep playing no one's ever got more than one in this game so let's see one is the limit yeah two is the record do you want to keep playing ingrid's? I'll give it a go. Okay, what's Bree's Terminator quote? Um.

I don't want to go with the I think I'm going to go with what's the one like I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. Okay, let's roll the tape and see if you're right. I'll be buck. Ah! It's the only one I know. I can hear, and your motorcycle. Okay, let's roll the tape and see if you're right. I'll be buck. It's the only one I know.

I could hear it in your voice, Ingrid. You didn't want to overthink it, did you? No, I just thought that was going to be too easy. That's why I picked it, because I want you to win. Okay, you've got one more shot for the record. What's my quote? Okay, I'm going to guess, come with me if you want to live. Oh, another good one.

I love that one. But is it right? Let's roll the quotes. I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle. See, it's a hard game. Get to the chopper. Ingrid, it's all good, though. Just in time for them to reopen in Auckland,

you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Perfect timing for you, Ingrid. I read an article which I found quite amusing, which essentially they went around and they asked bartenders, asked bartenders what your drink order says about you.

So I thought we could go through the team this afternoon and I could tell you what your drink order says about you. Love to know this. Let's start with producer Anastasia. What's the most common thing that you order? Does it have to be a cocktail? Yeah, does it have to be a cocktail? No, it's not a cocktail.

It's any drink. The House Sauvignon Blanc. Okay, so white wine? White wine, yes. Let's go white wine. I'm just going to scroll down. It says here, this is from a bartender. For God's sake, can white wine drinkers just buy a damn bottle?

Because you're going to end up drinking that much in a small glass anyway. It's never just one. You're all alcoholics when it comes to white wine, and I know I'm going to be cleaning up your sick later. I've reached that age now. You buy a bottle. Yeah, 50 bucks, sorted for the night. You're smart.

Just buy the bottle. I drank my first bottle of white wine last weekend. That stuff just disappears, man. It's delicious. It is quite yum. It goes down way too easily. Seven, eight standards, done. Oh, my goodness.

Okay, what about Ben? What's Ben's drink? Ben is definitely a craft beer, man. Yeah, my goodness. Okay, what about Ben? What's Ben's drink? Ben is definitely a craft beer, man. Yeah, craft beer. Don't let us put words in your mouth, mate. What's your drink? I was going to say if I was out at a bar, I would get a gin and tonic. All right, I've got gin and tonic here.

Okay, steal my drink then. Gin and tonic. This is from Bobby the bartender. Probably the most boring person in the room. Not as classy as the wine drinkers, but usually well-groomed and well-spoken. Quite glad Ben took that one now.

Do you want to hear craft beer instead? I feel like you're more a craft beer guy. Yep, give me craft beer. Okay, craft beer. This is my second drink of the night. Yeah, second drink of the night. Start with a gin and tonic, move on to a craft beer. I'm just going to scroll down. This is my second drink of the night. Yeah, second drink of the night. Start with a gin and tonic, move on to a craft beer. After being called boring, I really need a craft beer now.

It says, undoubtedly, you will have some sort of facial hair. Check. Yeah. Into slightly indie music. Hmm. Yeah. Ben likes Elton John. It's oldie.

And then someone says, there's a strong correlation between those who buy craft beers and how close you sit to the bar. I do like to sit right on the bar. Well, there you go. So that's kind of right. Can I order a drink now? I'm getting really thirsty. Yeah, what do you want? Well, I would have ordered a gin and tonic,

but I'm very glad that I didn't. Most boring person in the room. You know what? I'm feeling frisky tonight. Barkeep, can I please have an espresso martini? I don't have that on the list. Oh, you don't? Oh. Oh, you guys don't? Oh, that's fine.

Just role play. You don't serve espresso martinis here? Hold on, wait. I've got a cocktail category. Yeah, right. Okay. So that's technically a cocktail. It is, yeah.

Okay, can I have a mojito, please? Okay, that's a cocktail. Yep. It says... It says if you're ordering a fruity cocktail, then you're most likely a Karen. Oh. Is a mojito a fruity cocktail, though?

No, not really. It's a citrusy sugar. Citrusy cocktail. Well, lucky that wasn't my drink then, Barkey. Please give me a nice glass of red wine. Okay, red wine. I've got red wine. Let's go scroll back up here. If you're ordering

red wine, it says honestly, probably the classiest of the drinkers in the room. But it also means you're a combination of you're either 45 or you're a student and you're either 45 or you're a

student and you don't know what red wine really tastes like. Definitely not a student, are you, Clint? Definitely. It also says people who drink red wine usually care a lot about

what people think and they're trying to impress someone. This list is just insulting. These bartenders just hate us all. I mean, they see a lot about what people think and they're trying to impress someone. This list is just insulting. These bartenders just hate us all. I mean, they see a lot of people. I'll do mine. Mine is vodka lime soda. It says

this is not an attempt at being healthy by ditching the lemonade for the soda. You're just cheap. And probably usually the drunkest in the room. Especially by the eighth one. Good to know.

To the bars around the country, enjoy increasing the number of people you can have in there this weekend. Sounds like you hate every single one of them. Came across what I feel is a very relatable story about a woman who's had enough of her boyfriend and it's all based around this one little thing that he does.

Oh, yeah. This will be the case for a lot of people in lockdown, I think. Yeah, I feel like a lot of people will be in this space right now. If you went into a five-week lockdown and there was one thing about your partner that annoyed you and you guys didn't address it, you'd be at breaking point right now. If you went into a five-week lockdown and there was one thing about your partner that annoyed you and you guys didn't address it, you'd be at breaking point by now. Yeah.

It wouldn't be good. You'd be fleeing to Wanaka. She starts off by saying that she is a massive movie lover. Big fan of the movies. You know, she gets really into them and it actually is something she does a lot. So she said her and her boyfriend have been dating for nine months. His name is Andy, who doesn't live with her.

They still live apart. And they have a movie night every Thursday night. Cute. Anyway, she says, you know, during a lot of the movies that we watch, he has this horrible habit of Googling spoilers whenever we're watching a movie for the first time. She said, it may not be a big deal, but I hate it. I hate when he does it and it ruins the mood,

the excitement of the movie, and so far he's ruined over 14 what would have been great watching experiences. It's a pretty big deal. Who does that? I've never heard of it before. I've never heard of anyone doing that. Who's watching a murder mystery and googling who did it? What's the point of watching it? Yeah, really weird

thing to do. Anyway, she said she had a conversation she's had a few conversations with him where she's like, this actually really annoys me and upsets me. Yeah. Stop doing it. Even if he's not spoiling it for her, because I assume he's just ruining it for himself,

he's ruining the shared experience. So I think he does both. She mentions that. She's like, even if he doesn't tell me, I'm always on edge that he is going to say something that will then ruin it for me. Yeah. And then she said he has also just like pestered me and been like, don't worry about this, you'll be fine.

Or like says stuff where it ruins it for her. Or like, it's not him, don't worry, it's not him. It's not him, don't worry about it. They don't die, don't worry. And then says to her, I do that because you were so stressed out about it, I just wanted to make you feel better. She's not stressed out. She's invested.

That's the point. That is the point. Anyway, she's like, you know, I have actually thought about breaking up with him for this reason. Pretty annoying. Yeah. Yeah. If movies are your thing, especially,

and you have a special night each week, then yeah, it's pretty bad. Pretty bad. I want to ask people this afternoon, thing especially and you have a special night each week then yeah it's pretty bad pretty bad i want to ask people uh this afternoon and i feel like this is a good reason a good opportunity to vent because i mean we have been in lockdown uh a good time to call us up and tell us what is the small thing that your partner does that really pisses you off yeah Yeah. Like really annoys you. Might not be a big deal in the scheme of things, but it just really rubs you the wrong way. Get it off your chest, you know.

What's the thing your partner does? Nothing. Nothing. She's an angel. That's fake. I'll say what mine is. My partner after always puts the bath mat back on top of the shower when she knows I'm about to have a shower.

So why are you putting it away like on top of the shower like to dry off when you know I'm about to use the shower? Man, you need to chill out. That's not bad at all. Yeah, well, it's the whole point of the segment. It's a small thing. Oh, 800-DARLS-IT-IN. We want to know what really irks you about your partner.

Let me see if you can get it off your chest, especially if you've never said it to their face. Why don't you say it on the radio first, you know? You can also text us on 9696, the thing your partner does that just annoys the crap out of you. Bree and Clint. My partner and I are just having a text conversation, just a real open, honest one, where I've said to her,

look, I could only think of one thing, but can you tell me what are the small things I do that really piss you off? And here's the list. She said, hanging your dirty clothes on the towel rack and leaving them there for weeks. That's fair enough. Spraying water all over the mirror when I wash my hands.

That's spot on. Leaving my underwear in my jeans or pants and putting them in the dirty clothes basket. You know when you just take your pants off? Do you take jeans and undies off in one sweep? Yeah. Do you? Yeah.

I'm that good. I guess they're not skinny jeans anymore. I was like, that's quite a scoop. No, some of off in one sweep? Yeah. Do you? Yeah. I'm that good. I guess they're not skinny jeans anymore. I was like, that's quite a scoop. No, some of them are. Really? Yeah. And you know, it's just annoying. Oh, I know why you do it.

I know why you do it. Why? So that when you go to put the jeans on, there's already some undies on them. Yeah. It saves time. I mean, it's quick thinking. But you know, it's so annoying if you're doing someone else's washing and then you have to dig their dirty undies out of their pants.

Yeah. And also leaving cotton buds that have makeup on them on the bathroom sink. Wow, so quite the list. Quite the list from her. And to be honest, you know, they're all 100% fair enough. I've figured out what mine is. What is it? And I've hit Lucy up about this before. She puts the chopping board away wet.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. It's a wooden chopping board, which means when you stand it up wet behind the tap, the water runs down, and then the wooden chopping board sits in a pool of water. It goes mouldy. So when you go to pick it up, there's a black thing on the bottom of the chopping board,

and I have raced it with her before. We do have an open dialogue, and I said to her, hey, just maybe when you use the chopping board, could you just wipe it down with a tea towel before you put it back? And she goes, yeah, cool. I'll just do that amongst my other 500 jobs while I'm raising your children while you're at work. And I said, I'll just

try the chopping board. I'll just do it. Don't worry, babe. I'll just get a new chopping board. I'll get us a plastic one. It'll be fine. I'd like a plastic one anyway. But we want to hear from you guys this afternoon. I think that's a good one. I think that's fair enough from you. Right. Yeah, I think... True, actually. I'm like a plastic one anyway. But we want to hear from you guys this afternoon. I think that's a good one. I think that's fair enough from you. Right.

Yeah, I think. True, actually, I'm going to dig my heels in. I probably should message my partner because that's something I also do. Yeah, chuck it on your list. Is put the chopping board away wet. Oh, you're doing it. No, I'm doing it. Oh, right, okay. Mate, in my relationship, I'm the annoying one.

I'm the annoying one too. I know that I'm the annoying one too. I'm so annoying. Anyway. Let's talk to Ed. Hi, Ed. Ed, tell us, are you the annoying one. I'm the annoying one too. I know that I'm the annoying one too. I'm so annoying. Anyway. Let's talk to Ed. Hi, Ed. Ed, tell us, are you the annoying one or is it your partner? No, it's my girlfriend.

What does she do that really pisses you off? Well, it happens every single time she coughs, sneezes or yawns. No matter where we are, she'll just meow afterwards like a cat. Yeah, that's unusual. It doesn't matter where we are. We've been in the middle of a restaurant, and it was just like the middle of a restaurant, and it was like a very expensive restaurant. She was like, meow.

I'm like, oh, my goodness. That's something that really pisses me off that my mum does. It sounds kind of cute. My mum can nearly do no wrong, but this is how my mum sneezes, Ed. So thank you, lucky stars. My mum will sneeze like this no matter where we are. It'll be like this. Yahoo!

No, my mum does the same thing. Does she? Yeah, she actually does. God, it's annoying, isn't it, Ed? She's a cowgirl with allergies. So annoying. Meowing afterwards is a weird one, but thanks, Ed. We appreciate it.

A lot of really good ones on the text machine. You want to hear a few? Yeah. Someone said, my wife opens the microwave just before it beeps, like one second left on the timer. It frustrates the heck out of me. Why not wait just one more second? That really irks people, eh?

Because then they have to clear it before they use the microwave. Yeah, I mean, that does take a long time. These are all minor things, right? That's the point. Yeah, that's the point. Someone says, my partner, oh no, we're talking to that person. Someone else said, two things. She doesn't flush the toilet in the night when she goes for a wee.

So then I get up and there's wee sitting in the toilet. Also, not rinsing her coffee cups, just leaving them in the sink. Oh, sounds horrific. How do you put up with her? No, I get the not flushing the toilet thing. You don't want to wake people up. Yeah, that's why she's actually thinking of you in that situation. Yeah, she's leaving her wee's there for you because she loves you.

Exactly. And as the old saying goes, if it's yellow, let it mellow. Exactly right. If she's leaving you a big steaming turd, then you've got some issues. I mean, that's a different story. Hi, Mel.

G'day, Mel. Hi, guys. What's the thing your partner does that really ticks you off? It's leaving empty boxes or empty packets in the cupboard for me to clean out. Wait, wait. Wait, are we talking pantry? Yeah, so like you packets in the cupboard for me to clean out. Wait, wait.

Wait, are we talking pantry? Yeah, so like you go in the cupboard, you go to get a chocolate biscuit. Oh, wait, it's empty. Drives me insane. Or you go to do the shopping list. You go to do the shopping list. Yeah. And you think you've got something and you bloody don't.

Yes, Mel. You're well with it. Yeah. The bin is in the pantry. It takes you one second. One second second One second You're well within your rights here Mel You're absolutely standing on solid ground

Are you dating a teenage boy? Because I don't think that grown ups did that Oh honestly What about the milk one? God the milk one Drinking out of the bottle You are dating a teenage boy Does he change the toilet roll?

No, no, no. That's my job. What do you mean? Does he leave an empty toilet roll on the roller? I just have OCD and it just things like that piss me off. Bree's pet peeve about

picking the bath mat up. I swear, till the day I die, I'm going to be screaming about picking the bath mat up. I, I swear till the day I die, I'm going to be screaming about picking the bath mat up. So I would be happy if I was going to have a shower and there's the bath mat. You just want the bath mat picked up. Should we switch, Mel? I feel like I'm a lot more like your hubby and you and my partner get together

and then everyone's happy. Honestly, I would be singing their praises for weeks about picking the bloody bath mat up. Mel, you've broadcast this to the nation. Do you feel a little bit better? A little bit. Yeah, good. She's had a bit.

Okay, we've provided a service. A lot more people. There's so many good texts on this that I really want to get through. Someone said he leaves the tap running the whole time he brushes his teeth. It really irks them. Someone else said my partner, this is my favourite teeth, my partner likes to change words in songs and to feature the word poo. So according to him, Ed Sheeran is singing,

my bedsheets smell like poo instead of you. That's classic. Finally, Laura is here. Laura, what's the annoying thing your partner does? Hi, guys. My partner, he will leave the shower door open after he's finished showering. Like, you know, he'll just leave the bathroom.

But then all the water runs down onto the floor. Yes, that is my point. And, like, how hard is it to just close the door? Oh, yeah, that's hard. Does he leave the front door open when he leaves the house? That seems like crazy person behaviour. No, and I just don't understand. Like, I've asked him, why?

Like, why do you do it? And he just doesn't close it. There's no explanation on that. I mean, on the upside, does he leave the bath mat down? Yes, he leaves the bath mat down. Well, hey, they kind of cancel each other out. He has to leave mat down. Yes, he leaves the bath mat down. Well, hey, they kind of cancel each other out. He has to leave it down. He's dripping so much water.

Yeah, so much water outside. It's starting to ruin the lino. Thanks, Laura. That's very good. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Just talking about things your partner does that really annoy you. And someone said, whenever my partner and I are watching a movie and a car honks, he always has to make a honking sound as well. And it's so annoying. That's so good. Let's get our birthday banger contestants on. Jin's here. Kia ora, Jin.

G'day, Jin. Yeah, hi there. How's it going? Good. How's your day been? Not too bad, thank you. Jin's here. Kia ora, Jin. G'day, Jin. Yeah, hi there. How's it going? Good. How's your day been? Not too bad, thank you. That's good to hear. Where's your accent from, Jin?

Don't know, really. Came from the Philippines. Oh, from the Philippines. Yeah, yeah, nice. Love that, Jin. Well, welcome. What's your birthday, mate? The 5th of the 12th, 1985.

Okay, you were 16 in 2001. So on the 5th of December in 2001, this was number one. Alien Ant Farm doing Michael Jackson. Why can't wonder? Two, they had that song Glow. I'll be the switch, she turns up. You'll know it. What do you think, Jen?

Not really that. Not a vibe. Yeah, same here. Weird time. Sorry, Jess, not a great one for you. Let's go to David. Hi, David. G'day, David.

G'day, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, it couldn't be better. Oh, I love it. Whereabouts in New Zealand are you? We've just been over at the Mount. We're from Tauranga.

Oh, cool. Do you know the song Glow by Alien Ant Farm? Yeah. Yeah, you know it. I know it. You know it. You would know it. You 100% know it.

What does it sound like? It does sound familiar. I never thought that you'd find out I did that. Oh, yeah. I did that song. Is that my birthday banger? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry, David.

We're confusing you. You haven't even told us your birthday yet. What's your birthday, David? 14th of April, 1983. All right. You were 16 in 1999. Stop confusing, David. And on the 14th of April in 99, this was number one.

There we go. Oh, David. Wow. Are you happy or unhappy? I'm sure that would be good for someone. I couldn't think of anything worse. Man, we can't please anyone today, can we? I've hopped out of the car and I'm looking inside the car to my kids

so they can listen on the radio and they love it. Oh, they love it? Okay, good. Hey, at least it makes someone happy. Shout out, kids. Lock Dad out of the car and start tooting the horn. There we go. Wait there, David.

You could be winning. Let's talk to AJ. Hi, AJ. G'day, AJ. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, mate. Whereabouts in the country are you?

I'm sitting in Christchurch at the moment. Oh, love it. So you've had takeaways for a while now. What should we get when we come out of level four? Oh, mate, I'm looking at some Taco Bell. That's actually pretty good, eh? Taco Bell. That's a great suggestion.

Quite hard to find. I haven't even thought about it. Love that, AJ. What's your birthday, mate? 19th of May, 1992. Right, you were 16 in 2008. And on the 19th of May in 2008, this had a number one hit. They call me hell.

They call me Stacey. They call me her. They call me Jane. That's not my name. The Ting Tings. Do you like it, AJ? Yeah, that's a banger. That is a banger. You're right. I love the name of that group, The Ting Tings.

The Ting Tings. So cute. They were a one-hit wonder. Were they? This was big, though. It was really big, yeah, yeah. Good. Okay.

Or it's not going to be smooth criminal for me. It's between Shania Twain and the Ting Tings. I think the Ting Tings have got it. I can't go past my girl Shania. I know David hated it, but then the kids loved it. Yeah. I'm going against you. It's not man, I feel like a woman.

I'll just tell you that. Don't impress me much is just as good. I know, but it doesn't start with let's go girls. I mean, we could put that at the start. Starts like that. Banger.

Split bite. Okay, we're going to Anastasia. Anastasia, what is the winner of birthday banger this afternoon? Two words. Shania Twain.

Three. Let's go girls. The universal woman thing We all know I thought it was going to be two words Ting ting David you and the kids have won birthday banger Congratulations

No way they're frothing Shout out to the summer school This is quite cool too If you're into easter eggs in films But you've got me in right down to my heart. Bree and Clint. This is quite cool, too, if you're into Easter eggs in films, which if you don't know what an Easter egg is, it's kind of like... It's a little chocolate round thing that a magical rabbit poos out once a year. It's such a crappy dad joke. Such a bad one. Nah, it's a good one.

No, it was terrible. Why do rabbits leave chocolate eggs? No, I've got stuff to talk about. We're moving on. An Easter egg is essentially like a little fact or secret that they hide in films or books or anything, really. And an article came out, and I was quite interested, where they've talked about some of the Easter eggs in films you may have watched. The first one is the film Interstellar. Right.

I've seen this film. I believe Matthew McConaughey's in it? Yes, that's the one. And Anne Hathaway's in it. Is Anne Hathaway in it? I think they're married. There was a whole bunch of space movies that came out at the same time. Interstellar.

Gravity was the one with Sandra Bullock. The Brad Pitt one as well. And The Martian. All at the same time. I probably have seen them all. I quite like a space movie. Ed Estra was the Brad Pitt one. That's right.

I've seen that too. Yeah, that's quite not as good as the Interstellar. Interstellar's very good. Anyway, so this Easter egg is Interstellar. So in one scene in the film when they're visiting Millar's planet, there's an eerie soundtrack in the background, which they talk about how there's this particular ticking sound in the song and it relates to how long the person is there

on the planet, how it equates to how many years that they're wasting on Earth. Right. Do you know what I'm talking about? So every 1.25 seconds they're on this particular planet, it equates to like seven years back at Earth. Yes. So take a listen and see if you can hear the ticking noise,

which signifies the years. Yeah, right. It's really unnerving too because it's just off the second. It's like you said, 1.2 seconds or something. It's quite eerie, isn't it? And I remember that scene and I love little things like that, little details where obviously the person doing the cinematography has put that detail in.

Quite cool. Okay, cool. It's a buzzy one. I like that. So that's the first one. The next one is, cool. It's a buzzy one. I like that. So that's the first one. The next one is from a movie I feel like heaps of people have seen, and it's Waffle Wall Street.

Oh, yep. Which I feel like I have heard this fact before, but maybe people haven't. And it's about this scene with Matthew McConaughey and Leonardo DiCaprio. I love this scene. So it's where they're sitting at the table. They're having lunch, they're doing coke off their hands. Yeah, and they're like kind of,

and Matthew McConaughey breaks into this weird kind of chest pounding. Chest beating thing, yeah, yeah. So did you know that that was actually not in the script? Right. At all. So that's something Matthew McConaughey does to warm up his vocal cords. So did you know that that was actually not in the script? Right. At all. So that's something Matthew McConaughey does to warm up his vocal cords. And you'll see in the scene where Leonardo DiCaprio actually looks off in the distance or something.

And that was Leonardo looking at the director being like, are you happy for us to roll with this? And he was like, just keep going, man. This is good shit. Yeah. If McConaughey wants to do it, just roll with it, man. Yeah, and it made the cut. Yeah, okay.

So there you go. The last one is a bit of a visual one, but we've got the audio and I'll explain it to you. It's in the movie Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst. Yeah. And it's the super iconic scene where Tobey Maguire or Spider-Man is sitting in the cafeteria at school and Kirsten Dunst walks through and she slips on some orange juice and Spider-Man catches her.

With his Spidey reflexes. With his Spidey reflexes. But he's not Spider-Man. He's just Tobey Maguire. Yeah. He's not dressed as Spider-Man. No, he's just dressed as him. This is the audio from the scene.

Wow. Great reflexes. So obviously in that scene, if you re-watch it, it's where he catches all of her lunch and drinks and stuff on a tray. On the lunch tray, yeah. Yeah, so a lot of people think that that's CGI, but he actually did that. Did he? he actually

caught all of those items on the tray and it took him 156 takes by the 14th take if I was Kirsten Dunst I would have said CGI it cut this shit man I know you want to catch him do the CGI

because it looks like CGI anyway everyone just thinks it's CGI but quite impressive if you re-watch that back. I don't know how he does it. Well, it's impressive now, but we haven't known that for 20 years. Yeah, that's a good point. Bree and Clint. I got an email from my cat, Cattery, this afternoon going, Hi, Clint, just checking.

You still want the dates for this Christmas for the cats? We're fully booked, but because you've been here before, we've saved a spot for you. And I went, oh, thank God, because I would not have thought about that. And then I would have had to take the cats to the beach with me. They would have loved it. Wow.

They love the beach. They'd go, wow, one big litter box. How much does it cost? Yeah, well, that's true. It costs a lot. Yeah, how much does it cost for one cat for a night? $20 a day. Okay, so not as much as a lot. Yeah. How much does it cost for one cat for a night? $20 a day. Okay.

So not as much as like a lot of dog kennels. Yeah. But you go $20 a night. I've got two cats. Yeah. So that's $40. So $40. If we want to go away for a week, that's $280 to put the cats in the cattery.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. What if you want to upgrade them to like a better suite? We do upgrade them to a better suite. It's $24 a night. So what do they get in the better suite? Their own room. They get their own room. They don't have to like a better suite. We do upgrade them to a better suite. It's $24 a night. So what do they get in the better suite? Their own room. They get their own room. They don't have to sleep with other cats.

They don't want to. They have to mingle with the rebel. But do they sleep together? Yep. Okay. Oh yeah, they get their own room together. Their own room together. Gotcha.

The reason I thought about this is because I saw a list published today, which is the top Airbnb spots that New Zealanders are booking for Christmas. And if you haven't thought about booking somewhere... Oh, people already have it booked. Yeah. If you haven't booked, you may be shit out of luck. Because no one can go overseas. It's not like you can go

to Sydney for New Year's and watch the fireworks or... Like it's another at-home Christmas so everyone's going to go, I'm going to bring barley to me, you know? So what are those places? Number five, most popular place. You'll be there over Christmas, the Coromandel. Love the Coromandel.

Number four, Nelson, the sunniest place in the South Island. Don't tell Blenheim. Number three, Auckland. Auckland. Surely they mean Waiheke, right? Well, a lot of people who don't live in Auckland like to come up here for the shopping and for the shopping and for the shopping. Right. Okay.

Well, if you're coming for the shopping, definitely come at that time when no one's here. Number two, Tauranga, Bay of Plenty, Mount Maunganui. Beautiful. Hell yeah. And the number one place that Kiwis are booking for Christmas, for their Christmas holidays, we're all headed to... Hamilton? No, Queenstown.

Oh. I knew it. It's all Queenstown. It's always Queenstown. They win everything. And they should. It is an incredibly beautiful place. It got me thinking, though, those places are going to be busy.

Why don't you think about the places that people are not going? You know, why don't you start looking at some of the off the beaten track places, the least popular places, then you'll definitely get a booking no matter how late you leave it, you know? And you say Hamilton, Hamilton's great. Who doesn't want to be landlocked for their summer holidays?

You know, who doesn't want to be, there's a pool there, isn't there? Yeah, there's a pool. Yep. And you can do Boxing Day

shopping at that big mall at the base. Great idea. What about Henderson? Henderson's beautiful at Christmas. They filmed Outrageous Fortune in Henderson. So it's kind of like West Auckland Hollywood. You can

see a liquor store being robbed, which is fun. You may not have seen that before. I can make that joke. I live in West Auckland, so I'm allowed to make that joke. And Dunedin. Dunedin could be fun for your summer holidays. Yeah, Dunedin.

No students there. They've all gone home to eat mum's food. So you could sublet a flat on Castle Street. Oh, I don't know about that. For New Year's. You could. I've seen some of those flats on TikTok. Not good. Yeah, no, no. It'll be

horrific, but it'll be cheap. It'll be an experience. And you'll get a booking. Yeah. And instead of fireworks, you can just set a couch on fire at midnight. Happy New Year! Someone call the police. play ZM's brand Clint on Insta Facebook TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM

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