ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 21st September 2022

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

Non-sport related injuries (graphic warning) The return of Bree's Psychic Radio! Spooky af audio How to protect your eyeballs See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Okay, ready? What the hell is that? What movie is that from? No idea Anchorman Chicago! You're out

You're out of here Evan Almighty Oh, you're not that far off Bruce Almighty You're getting closer Steve Almighty Oh, you're not that far off. Bruce Almighty. You're getting closer. Steve Almighty. Oh, 40-year-old virgin. Bruce the Shark from Nemo.

Jim Carrey. Ace Ventura when nature calls. You're on the right track. Like a glove. Like a glove. I've got that on DVD if anybody would like it. And you must be the monopoly guy. Hey, thanks for the free party.

Question. Yes. What do all the people do who like collected DVDs do with their DVDs now? I'm about to put mine in the bin. Yeah, I've got so many. Yeah. My parents have got so many, but I feel like they still watch them. Oh.

They're good for people who have a... DVD player? holiday home. Like if you've got a batch at the beach and there's bad Wi-Fi or in those places when everyone comes there in summer, the Wi-Fi gets overloaded, like the internet literally peaks out and you can't stream anything. Like that office we were at the other day. Yeah.

What office? What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. When there were more than three people on the Wi-Fi, it stopped office? What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. When there were more than three people on the Wi-Fi, it stopped working. So DVDs are good for that.

Yeah, that's fair. Okay, cool. I stayed in, I like to do a bit of a few farm stays in the eco pods so there's no electricity. Cool. So that's all solar power. You're not bringing the DVDs there, are you? No, so it's all solar power.

This one place I was getting to the point, Oh, cool. So that's all solar power. You're not bringing the DVDs there, are you? No, so it's all solar power. This one place I was getting to the point, this one place that I stayed in that was all run off solar power had a TV that had a DVD player. Remember those? Like built in? They had a DVD player built in. Yeah, they were flash. They were cool.

So that's the last time I watched a DVD. Oh, I remember VCRs, VCRs. Do you remember VCRs? Yes. So I just had to put Lord Zogglepower on for a second. Oh, that's what you were doing. Bit late, man. I had a video of Spice World back in the day,

and my video player ate it. You had what? Spice World on video. Oh, such a good movie. A Spice Girls movie. I have a VHS tape at home that I don't have the ability to play. It's a short film that I created at high school. Sex tape.

Clint, we don't want to see that. I thought you said you never did that. Female anatomy. Explaining how the caste system in India works. The what? The caste system in India. The caste? It's like caste system.

It's how... Caste? Caste system. Like castes when you break your leg? I don't know. Or in a play. What's the caste? Caste in a play.

Like mummies? It's the social hierarchy of India so you can't marry up... You can't marry up... So it's like upper class, middle class, lower class, like bottom tier.

It's how people are. So class. Why... My point is, like bottom tier. It's how people are. So class. My point is, it's on a VHS tape, and I think there's some really bad Indian accents from me on that tape. Oh, no. You've got to burn that tape. But I was doing it. I was 13.

No excuses. You should have done better. No excuses. Seriously, Colin? There's a cat in there. There's a cat in there There's a cat in there On a leash That we were pretending

Was a Bengal tiger I kind of really Want to see it I kind of really Want to see it Burn it Then you burn it Throw it up

In flames You just made me Think about Back in grade 10 In this school production I played this Very Questionable

Russian character Yes exactly right Yeah Do you guys want me To cut this out Of the podcast intro Nah It's our history In this school production, I played this very questionable Russian character. Yes, exactly right. Yeah. Do you guys want me to cut this out of the podcast intro? Nah, it's our history. Okay. Hey, my drama teacher told me to play the role that way.

Yeah. And I made a very good Russian villain, can I say. I really want to do an X-Men now. It turned into Cruella de Vil a little bit. Yeah, it would. But, like, it was a mixture. Yeah. I played an old Jewish guy in Fiddler on the Roof. Oh, yeah.

Fiddler on the Roof is a classic. And I did the accent as well. I'm distancing myself from this. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. No, that's Hamlet. It's not Hamlet. Isn't it? What?

It's not Hamlet? Say it again. Something's. Shakespeare. Isn't it Hamlet? Say it again. Something's. Shakespeare. Isn't it Hamlet? Claudia's Googling. What's the quote? It's something like, there's something rotten in the state of Denmark.

From Hamlet. One moment. Pretty sure. Or I learnt nothing at school. No, it is Hamlet. Yes. Act one, scene four. I do have a little bit of culture.

You were spoken by Marcellius. I thought so. I apologise. Well done. That's the only thing I learn in the 12 years of schooling. Finally paid off. Okay, let's go and frolic. Think about what you've said today.

I love frolicking. I think it's one of the best things in life. Have you ever skinny dipped? Yep. Have you? Who has skinny dipped? Yes, when your bits are in the water. I have such an embarrassing story.

What does this got to do with anything? We were leaving. No, this is a good story. Claudia has a story, and then you have a story, and then I have a story. Did you get a leech somewhere? No, I went... Sorry.

What? I went skinny dipping, right? And it was like New Year's and everyone's like, yeah, we're going to do it. We've done it before, but we'll do it. And I was like, okay, cool. And I was standing slightly in front of everyone else. No one joined in. I was left stuck as alone.

And the water was only about a foot deep. Oh no, you had to lie down. Yeah. Oh no. So embarrassing. That means your bum would have been out. And I was like just tipsy enough to be like, this is fun. And then as soon as I realized no one else was joining in,

I'm like, I've never been more sober. I'm so embarrassed. And I'm not a naked person. Your butt cheeks would be just above the water level. Yeah. Like a sperm whale. Like a breached whale, yeah, with your blowhole. Little booty hill.

The blowhole was out. It was not good. Bree? I went through a skinny dipping phase in my early 20s, like when I was about 20, 21, and I lived in this house that had an above-ground pool and there was about three of us that lived in this house and we went through, I'm not joking, it was about a whole year,

so every time we'd go out, we would get, you know, a bit litty-mctitty and we'd come home and every single time we would go out, we would get, you know, a bit Liddy McTitty and we'd come home and every single time we would go skinny dipping in the pool. Oh, that's cool. And we did it like multiple times. Were any of you hooking up with each other? No, that was the weird thing. A platonic skinny dip.

Like sometimes, you know. Never done that. You know what was weird is sometimes certain people would come home with some of us and then they would have to join in. They'd have to get in naked too. That's a good warm-up to the main event. I mean, yeah. It was real strange, eh?

One time I skinny dipped as a kid and my, like... This is weird. I don't want to hear your kids skinny dipping. No, not a kid. I'm, like, I'm 14. I give Lee the worst age. Okay, anyway. The most awkward age. It's fine, it's fine. My cousin saw me and it was embarrassing. Okay, anyway. The most awkward age.

It's fine. My cousin saw me and it was embarrassing. Oh, that's so awkward for you. Yeah. That's a very sensitive age for a girl. 14's the worst age for a girl. It's so awkward. Look, I was...

No, no, I just want a cool story, bro. Oh, shut up. Let me tell the story. She hasn't finished. She hasn't finished. She did. Her cousin saw her. I got flustered. I was at my grandma's. It was daytime. Jumped in the story. She hasn't finished. She did. Her cousin saw her.

I got flustered. I was at my grandma's. It was daytime. Jumped in the pool. And my cousin, who's a guy, walks through the gate. Why did you skinny dip? Because I wanted to. Wait, were you skinny dipping alone?

It was my sisters. But they weren't there at the time. And then, yeah, anyway. Nothing. Do you want me to cut that out of the podcast? A little bit. Really? Nah. It's just awkward because you're 14. podcast? A little bit. Really? Nah.

It's just awkward because you're 14. No, it's fine. It's whatever. I thought you were still 14. Don't make it awkward. Oh, shut up. I'm 21. She has a birthday. I'm nearly 22.

She has a birthday. That's right. I'm nearly 22 in a month. Thank you very much. She's got a driver's license next year. I do explain to Ella what a pap smear was today. And I'm so glad I actually did. Up ya.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not you. Just they go. And I'm so glad that I did because it's super important. Everyone listening, make sure you get regular pap smears. When do you get your boobies? How do we end up here? How do we end up here?

Your mammograms? Yeah. That's not until later. Unless you have family that have got boobies. Oh, my grandma. That is right. My grandma has one boobie. Sorry. I'm kidding. That is right. My grandma has one boob. Sorry.

I'm kidding. Sorry, grandma. She saw it. Skinny dipping. All right, now it's time to go. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Bye, everyone.

I got carried away. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. All right, the score update for the year. The tradies on 83, the ladies on 69. Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Our lady is dialing in all the way from Christchurch. She is a step-grandmother at only 34.

Please welcome to the show, Louise. G'day, Lou. Hey. Have you taken up knitting? Not yet. G'day, Lou. Hey. Have you taken up netting? Not yet. I'm about too young for that. Yeah, how did you end up as a step-grandmother? Did you shack up with an older fella, did you?

Yes, he's 15 years older. 15 years older. Look at you, Louise. I know. You're like Monica from Friends. Your take going out, Trady, today. He's also from the Garden City. He's 41 and his car is full of ants.

Welcome to the show, Daniel. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. How did you get ants in your car, Daniel? Oh, no, the ants are not in my car. Actually, they are all around the house in different spots. So, I don't know. They might just be looking for some food, I guess,

or some warm places here in Cratchit because it's always cold here. Yeah, fair enough. Are you sure they're not in your pants, Daniel? Let me double check. I feel a little bit itchy, but maybe not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Daniel, your buzzer is tradie. Louise, yours is lady.

Whoever gets to three points first will go home with $50 cash from KFT. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Jacinda Ardern has hitched a ride on Justin Trudeau's plane from London to New York. What country is Justin Trudeau

the Prime Minister of? Trades. Yes, Daniel. Canada. It is Canada. Nice work. One to the Trades. Question number two. Adam Levine has responded today to the cheating allegations, saying he flirted but never had an affair. Totally believe him.

How do you spell infidelity? Lady. Yes, Louise. I-N-F-E-D-I-L-I-T-S. Sorry. Would you like a go at that, Daniel? No, sorry. No, it's all right. No, okay.

Good option, Daniel. To be fair, when Bree typed that answer in for the question today. I needed to use spell check. Yeah, we had to spell check it as well. Don't worry about it. It's hard. All right. Still one to the tradies.

Question number three. Daylight savings begins this weekend. Do the clocks go forward or backward an hour? Three. Daniel. Forward. It is correct. Forward an hour.

Everyone remember to change your analogue clocks. Okay. The microwave one. Who's still running an analogue clock? Microwave, your car. Oh, yeah, okay. There's a few. All right.

Time piece. If you don't have a pocket watch.ave, your car. Oh, yeah, okay. There's a few. All right. Fair enough, yeah. Time piece if you don't have a... Pocket watch. Yeah, pocket watch. Question number four, two to the tradies. You need this one here, Louise. Here we go. Who raps this Maroon 5 song? Who raps on it?

Lady. Yes, Louise. Have a stab. Post Malone. Who raps on it? Lady? Yes, Louise. Have a stab. Post Malone? That's a good guess. I made a good guess, Louise. Yeah. Do you know, Daniel?

No, if you have to answer. Wiz Khalifa. Wiz Khalifa is who we're looking for. Question number five. Still two to the tradies. I have a cake and a table named after me, and I'm drunk by people all over the world. What am I?

A lot of people start their day. A cake and a table named after this particular drink. Made from beans. Oh, lady. Louise. Yes, Louise. Louise. Yes, Louise. Coffee. Yes, Louise. Well done.

Okay. You pulled one back. Here we go. Question number six. Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of what? Lady. Yes, Louise. Yes, Louise.

Is it love? Oh, she's back. And we're coming down to the tie break now. This is for the win between the both of you. Good luck. Here we go, guys. For the win. Question number seven.

What is the capital of Tasmania? Oh, my God, I don't know. Neither of you have been to Tasmania? I haven't been there either. No. No. All right, I'll't been there either. No. No. All right, I'll change it to make it easier.

What is the capital of Queensland? Oh, who knows? Lady. Yes, Louise. What's the capital of Australia? That's even harder. For me? Melbourne.

Melbourne. That's actually Canber Than me? Melbourne. That's actually Canberra. Yeah, right. Canberra. Canberra, yeah. No, okay, we need a back-up question. Right. If I was enjoying a quarter pack, what restaurant would I be at? Ladies.

Louise, for the win. KFC. She's done it. She's got the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. A tweet game, guys. But, Louise, you take home the $50 cash thanks to KFC.

Yay, thank you. I hate it when we go to eight questions. We never prepare an eighth question. Yeah, and then we always end up panicking, and it's a horrible question. Bree and Clint. Clint, I don't know if you realise this, but because Daylight Savings is coming up this weekend,

it means that the moon phases are in motion and because of the lunar calendar, it actually means that Capricorn risings are actually in retrograde. Okay, got it, yeah. Which means it's time to do this. Ah, Breeze Psychic Radio. That's right, Breeze Psychic Radio. If you haven't heard this before,

prepare to be somewhat disappointed, but maybe amazed. You never really know. Management have forced this feature out of prime time. So now we're doing it in three o'clock instead of five o'clock. No, they said we want the people of three o'clock, our best audience, to prepare themselves for psychic radio. All right.

Well, none of our after school listeners have ever heard psychic radio. So please tell me how it works, Brie. So this is where obviously I use my psychic abilities to put a bunch of different details out about a particular person that I'm channeling where I'm going to channel this particular person and they're going to call the station because they have all of these different details about themselves. Got it. All right, so here we go details about themselves. Got it.

All right, so here we go. Let's get into it. Let's just jump straight in. I'm channeling a person this afternoon. It's a woman. I'm channeling a woman. It's always a woman. Well, I just, I'm sensing a lot of...

You've got a thing for women. I'm sensing... Sound like my dad. I'm sensing a woman this afternoon. Right, okay. She's driving a white car. She generally is in this game. It's a Hyundai.

Again? Yeah. Okay. No, I've never done a Hyundai. Okay. Thank you very much. Oh, something different. She's got two kids. Okay. She got two kids. Okay. She has two kids. Okay. So far, you're channeling my wife?

I am, aren't I? Yeah. No, it's a boy and a girl. Oh, okay. It's a boy and a girl this afternoon. Right. And a white Hyundai? Yes.

She's also got a Labrador. Okay. What color Labrador? Black. Black Lab.ador. Okay, what colour Labrador? Black. Black Lab. Okay. Right. Black Lab.

The rarer of the Labs. I would have gone for the other one, but I mean, you're the psychic. It's about what you're channeling. Well, it's not about, you know, picking and choosing. It's about what comes through across the psychic channels.

My bad, my bad. You know? All right. I feel like I've given out too many details. All we're missing is her name. The name. That is the hardest part. I'm channeling.

It's a K name. Kate. It's Kate. Kate. With two kids. A boy and a girl. Or Caitlin, actually. Right.

Any version of Catherine? Yep. Kate, Catherine Yep Kate Catherine Kate Katie Katie Yep K-Dog

Yep Kazza Oh Karen She's in a white Hyundai She has two kids One's a boy One's a girl Correct

She has a black Or chocolate lab Correct And she's driving a white Hyundai. Did we say that? Yes. Okay. If that person is listening, we would like you to call right now on 0800-DALZM

because Bree is channeling you. Please call. Please call. Or this is a big fail. Oh, someone's calling. Right. Someone's calling. Please call.

If you possess any of those, most of them, I'll take three or more. I get it. You drive Someone's calling. Please call if you possess any of those, most of them. I'll take three or more. I get it. You drive a white Hyundai. You have two kids, a boy and a girl. Black or chocolate Labrador. And your name is Kate or starts with a K. We'll take anything we can get.

Bree and Clint. All right, everyone. Align your chakras because we're about to do this. Bree's Psychic Radio. I've got a good feeling this afternoon, Clint. And by feeling, I mean my psychic ability feeling. Make an amateur psychic happy. Go on, somebody out there.

Yes, please. Let's go to our first caller. You have described the person you're channeling. A quick recap for us. So the person that I'm channeling this afternoon that I want to call through drives a white Hyundai, has two kids, a boy and a girl, has a Labrador, black chocolate, somewhere in that realm. And I at first channeled the name Kate, but then I also got Katie, Caitlin, something like that.

Well, let's go to caller number one hello caller hello caller Brie has some questions for you to see if you're the person she's channeling Brie all right I call her number one okay I'm gonna say let's start with how many kids do you have I mean, good start. Boy and a girl? A boy and a girl, yeah. Perfect. I'm the oldest. Even better start. Caller, let's just get straight to it.

What's your name? My name is Karen. I did say Karen. It was one of the many K names you said. Yes, I'll give you that. Okay, cool. We'll push on. Karen, what type of car do you drive?

Well, it's a white car. It's not a Hyundai? It's not a Hyundai. Thank you very much. Just for fun, do you have a Labrador? No, but I'd like one. Okay. Thank you, Karen.

Let's go to our second caller. Surely. We can do better than that. Caller number two, good afternoon. Okay. Thank you, Karen. Let's go to our second caller. We can do better. Surely. We can do better than that. Caller number two, good afternoon. Hey. All right, caller number two, it's you and me. Come on, let's start with, I mean, Labrador. Do you have a Labrador? Okay, so you said black and L brown, right? Yes. So I have a black and brown Roddy that counts as double points. How closely related is a Roddy to a Labrador? Oh, they're cousins. Are they? Yeah, totally. Hey, caller number two, just for fun,

how many kids do you have? I have two. Boy and a girl? Yeah. What kind of car do you drive? A white Mazda that looks like a Hyundai. Ah! Thank you, caller two. let's go to caller number

three caller number three it's you and i come on we can do it caller number three let's start with do you have two kids yes i have a boy and a girl okay perfect everyone seems to have that part down so let's move on to the hard part what kind of of car do you drive? I'm sitting in a white Hyundai Santa Fe right now. Good. That's good. Caller number three. Let's go to the hard part. What's your name?

My name's Kylie. But when Clint said K-Dog, I just had to ring because my friend has me programmed in on her phone as K-Dog. Then we will accept it. It's a K-Name. I'll will accept it. It's a K name. I'll let it go. It is a K name. Kylie is pretty close. Yep.

And Kylie, do you have a black or chocolate Labrador? We had a lab and he was ginger. Ginger? There's no such thing. A ginger? It's a very, very, very dark golden ginger colour. Thank you, K-Dog. Hey, K-Dog, that was pretty close, but I think we can do better.

I'll give you one more shot. One more go. One more shot. Caller number four, welcome to Breeze Psychic Radio. Hello, caller number four. Hi. All right. This is it.

The last shot at glory. Let's start. Let's just kick it off with your name, caller number four. Hi. All right. This is it. The last shot at glory. Let's start. Let's just kick it off with your name, caller number four. My name is actually Kate Key, but for short, I am known as Kate. K-E-T. K-E-T. Kate. Yep.

Yep. That'll do. All right. Good start. How many kids do you have? I have two. One boy and one girl. That's what I'm looking for. What kind of car do you drive?

Well, I personally drive a purple Mazda, but... But? But my husband and I do share his car from time to time. It's an off-white Nissan Bluebird, which I'm told is like a red car. It's not even white? Wait, please don't tell me. Do you have a black or chocolate lab? Well, he's actually a Retrodoodle, which is a cousin.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish. Let me finish. It's the cousin of Labradoodle, which is half Labrador. Right. And you drive a Pippo Mazda. Yes, and the husband drives an off-line. Thank you, Kit.

We appreciate the effort. I appreciate you calling through and trying to get it across the line. Lucky no one's paying for this. Okay, you'd be pissed off. There were some wins. A lot of losses, but some wins. Okay. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the biggest story in entertainment right now is the Adam Levine alleged affair, and he has responded to the allegations. He has. Hi, guys. Look, I was very surprised that he responded so quickly and so publicly, but he has released a statement through social media saying that there was never an affair, but he has definitely crossed the line. He crossed the line, what he said, kind of alluded to going through a period of time in his life when he was, you know, I guess you could say not doing the right thing. But he was basically saying that this is not something

that he wants to kind of continue talking about. He wants to pick up a private matter with his family, and he loves his family, and he even actually says, I will never do this again. The worst part about it is that releasing a statement so soon when it is an international headline gives it another full day of fire. Like, you're full on. It drags out for another 24 hours.

I don't know. I don't know. It's on his Instagram story, and it will disappear very shortly. But what I took from it is he has basically confirmed that the screenshots of the messages with the Instagram model who says she had an affair with him, he's confirmed that they're real. He basically said

I shouldn't have been flirting with people through messages when I'm a married man so to me it confirms that those messages are real and the messages are the worst part They're quite damning aren't they? Where he talks about how he wants to name his unborn child after her.

Who his wife is pregnant with. His supermodel wife, Behati Prinslow, is carrying his child right now and he's basically I watched a really interesting TikTok today from a public relations expert

who deals with PR disasters and helps clients manage their way through it, and she dissected this message. She said it's very intentional that he's put it on an Instagram story, so he has addressed it, but it will be gone in 24 hours. But in there, he's tried to change the narrative to go, look, I'm a rock star. This is what rock stars do every now and then, but I'm sorry that it happened and it won't happen again.

Oh, yeah, because what I'm taking from it is that he is acknowledging it and owning it but only part of it. Yes. So then people can't say, oh, he's denying the whole thing. He's lying. So he's up front going, oh, I admit I did this part, but I didn't do that part. Yeah.

What do you think, Dean? Do you think that's all there is to it? No, you definitely said it. He's tried to do a PR spit on it. If I was him, I wouldn't have said a thing today. He shouldn't have enjoyed it at all. He should have taken it up with Pahadi, his family, and kept it private. He did not need to address it publicly like this.

He's owning kind of a little bit of it. Then he's lying about, I don't know. I thought it was really poorly handled. His poor pregnant wife. That's who I think of in this situation. It's horrible. It's mucky. It's gross. It's yuck. And that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood

correspondent Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Some very spooky audio has emerged from the Queen's funeral. What do you mean? So, look, I don't necessarily believe in the supernatural or the paranormal. But? But I can't explain this.

And can people not explain it either? No, the television company that broadcast it can't explain it either. A video has emerged of a creepy, unexplained voice interrupting the Queen's funeral earlier this week. So this is what people who were watching the funeral on ITV in the UK heard.

It's like the alternative to the BBC. It's another television network. Got it. What's on the screen is vision of the Queen's coffin travelling in the hearse to Windsor Castle.

Okay. Sort of tracking the procession. You'll hear the commentators in here. They were doing the broadcast. Oh, I love this stuff. And then what goes with it is what people can't explain do we have the audio producer claude oh my god has the audio disappeared oh creepy okay we have it oh here it comes

the death is irreversible and the fact that she's... As you can see... Wait, the woman's voice? She's not the person who is speaking on the broadcast. The woman's voice... Who is that? They don't know. I'll play it for you one more time, and then I'll explain exactly what it says. The death is irreversible and the fact that she's...

As you can see. The death is irreversible and the fact that she's trapped? And the fact is she's trapped. The death is irreversible and the fact is she's trapped. That's so creepy. Oh, that makes me feel weird. It sounds like it's... It almost sounds like Keira Knightley.

Doesn't it? Don't you reckon? Yeah, I can hear Keira Knightley in there, yep. You can hear it... I'm going to play it one more time. You can hear a helicopter, which is what is tracking the funeral procession. But the voice, I don't know who the voice is.

The death is irreversible and the fact that she's trapped. As you can see. The fact that she's trapped. The death is irreversible. Oh, no. No, thanks. No, no, no, no. Someone just texted through and they said it sounds like Princess Diana. Oh, no, no.

Now, if you're a bit squeamish, this is your pre-warning because we are looking for your non-related sporting injuries this afternoon. No, we're not. We're looking for your non-sports related injuries. I was like, my brain goes, that doesn't sound right. And then the other side of my brain goes, no, that's right. Bree's got a three word limit.

Non-sports related injuries. Joe's caught up. Hi, Joe. G'day, Joe. G'day, guys. How are you? Good. Thank you, Joe. Now tell us, what was the injury and what were you doing? So, it wasn't me. It was my father.

Okay. He was helping move some people out of a house. He's given up his moving houses now. Yeah. But he was carrying a stand-up piano. And there were two guys on one end, just him on the other. And he was going backwards down the stairs, so he had most of the weight.

Why was there only one person on the side of the piano that was going down the stairs? Because my dad is an absolute beast of a man, obviously. Is he? Is he a big unit? He's very strong. Not overly tall, but he is very strong. He's stocky, Joe. Okay, all right.

So he's going down the stairs. He's the only one in front of the piano. What happens? 13 stairs. He farted down every single step. Wait, excuse me. He farted down every step? Yes, he did 13 farts on the way down.

Okay, yeah. Which I knew Bree would just lose. Yeah, yeah, she is. She is, right. It's not really an injury, though, Joe. No. Okay, yeah. Which I knew Bree would just lose it. Yeah, yeah, she is. She is, right. It's not really an injury though, Joe. No, no, no. But then he was like, oh, I better go white

because there may have been a bit more. And there was a considerable amount of blood. He had ruptured something as these powerful gas. Oh, he's ruptured. He had ruptured something as these powerful gas. Oh, he's ruptured his anus. His anus was ruptured because of just the sheer amount of blood. Oh, Joe! I know what's happened. He gave himself a hernia or a hemorrhoid, isn't it?

Yes, something was not right down there. Joe, that's horrific. Your dad sharted blood while he was moving a piano. Yeah, 13 times, technically. Turns out, Joe, 13 farts in a row is too many. That's an unlucky number. Hey, someone texted through and they said, I once rolled onto my...

What's that story? That was such a good story, Joe. That's made my whole day. I like how he's like, he was carrying a piano and then he farted 13 times down the stairs. Blood. I love it. Someone texts her and they said,

I once rolled onto my hair straightener during indoor gardening and gave myself burns on my bottom so severe I had to get them dressed by a nurse for two weeks. Oh, that's horrific. That would kill the mood. Can I just say, do you say something during? Oh, that's horrific. That would kill the mood. Can I just say, do you say something during? Yes, you say something. Like, do you say something? You do not grin and bear that. Or does it ruin

it? Yeah, it's ruined. It ruins your butt cheeks. Catherine's here. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Kia ora, team. How are you? Good, thank you, Catherine. I'm keen to hear. What was the injury and what were you doing? Well, again, it wasn't me. It was my husband.

And there's a theme of testosterone involved in all these stories I'm telling. It seems to be, Catherine. Yeah, my husband and my stepson were moving a jet ski and they had it on a dolly and they were rolling it, attempting to roll it into our garage. Okay. Oh, no. And there was some miscommunication,

and the jet ski slipped, and my husband, thinking that he was 23 and invincible still, tried to catch it, but in the process ripped his hamstring, and it ripped off the pelvis and came 14 centimetres down into his leg. Oh, Catherine. Where it remains to this day.

He's never had it reattached. Oh, no. It's just hanging from his pelvis like a piece of ham. No, the other way. It's gone back down into his leg. Oh, it's gone back into his leg. Can he walk? Yeah, yeah.

Yes, well, apparently, we didn't know this until it happened, but you've got three hamstrings. Oh, here's a spare one. Yeah, okay. Oh, no worries then. Two are still good to go. Someone texted her on this. We're looking for your non-sport related injuries.

They said, I unhinged my jaw from excessive vomiting due to overindulging at my brother's 40th birthday took a year to come right. Like a snake. Like, you know where, like, pretty much you desiccated your jaw. Okay, last one. These are getting intense. Jenny, what was your non-sports related injury?

So, mine was me and it was not testosterone related. What did you do Jenny? I was out west drinking and with my boyfriend at the time and his flatmate thought it would be hilarious to chase me around with an Avondale spider. And on a good day I'm not a fan of spiders. Avondale spider.

It's like our only poisonous spider. Is it kind of like a huntsman? Yeah but smaller. Smaller, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, but fuzzy and gross anyway. And so I was running around getting away from that, slipped on the deck, dislocated my wrist

and snapped it entirely off, like the top. The part of my wrist that joins your, the part of your arm that joins your wrist, the very top of that bone moved up and then twisted to the left and then dislocated as well. And then they set that

and that was fine and then I got a metal plate put in and stuff. But then, 10 years later, they find out that at the time of that injury, I also dislocated my shoulder,

which nobody had ever checked or looked at. They just thought that the pain was in my head like a ghost pain kind of thing. Yeah. A ghost pain? No, no. You've had a partially dislocated shoulder for the last 10 years. For 10 years? That's why it's so sore.

Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, Jenny. I can't. How's your handshake after that? It's my left arm. It's my non-dominant arm. You're good to go then, Jenny, I can't. How's your handshake after that? It's my left arm. It's my non-bonus. Oh, you're good to go then, Jenny.

Forward that medical bill to your boyfriend's mate. He's on the hook for that one, surely. There you go. Non-sport related injuries turns out quite common. Quite common. Yes. Yeah. So don't feel bad.

Bree and Clint. It's on Google. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually down. That's right, Google downtime, where we endeavour to find out who is the fastest Googler. Turns out we've already found out it's producer Claude,

but we continue to play. You are the greatest Googler in the history of this game, producer Claude. Oh, thank you. We thought no one would take over Producer Anastasia's reign, but Producer Claude has been consistently good. So today, Brie has decided it's

everybody against Claude. I don't like this. Brayden, that means, correct me if I'm wrong, Ella, me, and Brayden, our points join together to take on Claude's. That is correct, Brayden. So it's good odds this afternoon, mate. Awesome.

Thank you very much. All right, here we go. This is the rules. We've just got to get one each. One each, Brayden, and we'll take her down. The rules are, guys, I have put these exact questions into Google and I'm looking for the most common answer, the first answer that comes up for these exact questions.

If you're the first person to just yell out the correct answer, you receive a point. The first to three points will take out the game. Producer Ella, Clint and Brayden, you will be playing as a team. Claude? You're on your own. You're on your own. Thanks, guys.

All right, is everyone ready? I'm ready. No. All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. How old was Princess Diana when she passed away? 36. 36.

Oh! That was Clint. I can't separate it. I actually can't. Give us a point each, then. Half a point each. Half a point each. What is half a point going to do?

We need another half point. Yeah, no, there's no half point. It's a point each then. Half a point each. Half a point each. What is half a point going to do? We need another half point. Yeah, no, there's no half point. It's a point each. Point each. Pretty much cancels each other out. Question number two. And can I just say the other team members were also very quick on that question. Thank you, Brayden.

Brayden and Ella, very close behind. I'm very uncomfortable right now. Yeah. Producer Claude, you've got this, mate. Okay. What is the most common type of grass found in New Zealand? Kikuyu.

It is kikuyu. Yep, yep. That was a guess. No, yeah, it is. And that is correct. I know my grass, baby. Was that a guess? That's the most 30-year-old thing I've ever said. Could you support?

Cool. Big grass energy, Brayden. Am I right? Oh, yeah. Let's go, baby. All righty. Here we go. Question number three.

Get off the grass. Who won the Wimbledon men's final in 2002? I'm brain fart. Lady Hewitt. Oh, I'm going to. Lady Hewitt. Oh, I'm going to say Clint got that. That was me. That's you, Brayden.

You just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Which means the team takes down producer Claude. That was fair and square, too. You didn't even need the team's help. Yeah, I know. Not at all. Not at all.

That was good. Yeah, that was all you, Brayden. Yeah, no Brayden. No. The nerves got to her this afternoon, but that's okay. She'll be back next week better than ever. Brayden, and you enjoy that KFC, no. That was good. Yeah, that was all you, Brayden. Yeah, no Brayden. The nerves got to her this afternoon, but that's okay. She'll be back next week better than ever. Brayden, and you enjoy that KFC, mate. Oh, well, thank you very much.

No worries. Our pleasure. I must have had enough water today. I must be hydrated enough. You know, maybe that's it. My brain, my cognitive function is up there. Yeah, the grass man is bragging now. You've won once. Yeah, we're learning a lot about him.

What is it about me, eh? What is it about me? Why am I so good? Someone should do a study on me. This is your gentle humbleness. That's what we like about you. I think you're right. Bree and Clint.

A story for anyone that's feeling bad about spending quite a bit of money on a pet. Okay. Because this story is going to shock a lot of people, but a woman by the name of Lizzie from the UK says that she spends over $40 a week on bottled water for her five-month-old French bulldog. Apparently, the French bulldog. Bottled water for a dog. By the name of Henry. It's not by choice on Lizzie's part, she says.

Why? She has shared. Is the dog allergic to toilet water? She's shared. She's actually shared a video with the world. It's going viral where she tries to give her dog tap water. Yeah. And he doesn't drink it.

Yeah. Refuses to drink it. And then as soon as she puts bottled water in his bowl drinks it. Well I guess as soon as you've got a taste for artisan water if you knew your owner was dumb enough

to purchase it for you you'd turn your nose up at it too wouldn't you? Apparently he only likes Evian. Ew yuck that's the yuckest.

Do you not like Evian? Why does it taste weird? Water shouldn't have a flavour and that stuff doesn't have a flavour. I don't think I've ever tasted it.

$40 a week on bottled water. Which is ridiculous. Is $2,080 a year. That is outrageous. On bottled water for the dog. Now, I want to know if she has tried this. Get a bottle that's empty. Fill it up out of the tap while the dog is off licking its butt and not looking.

Put the bottle in the fridge. Take that bottle out. Pour it into the dog's bowl. She its butt and not looking. Put the bottle in the fridge. Take that bottle out. Pour it into the dog's bowl. She's done a video of that too. He doesn't drink it. Really? True, yeah. Smart dog.

It's... Maybe the dog knows something because dogs have amazing senses. Maybe there's an issue with the water in her area and she's not aware of it, but the dog is. Yeah. Maybe there's poos in the water. Or maybe he's just a snob. Well, he is a French bulldog. So he's a schmancy dog.

So French. Yeah. Do you shell out for anything expensive for your dogs? No. Don't they have a special diet? Well, we feed Whitney raw food. Right. Which I don't think, I mean...

It's not that special. It's not that special. It's pretty normal. Yeah, yeah. So... Oh, I just thought of the best... Oh, I thought of the best pet food company name. What?

So, what does she eat? She eats raw food. Yeah. And she's a dog. Yeah. Raw dog. I think that's taken by a different company, actually. Bree and Clint.

Do we all know who Jennifer Coolidge is? The actress? I'm taking the dog, dumbass. I'm taking the dog, dumbass. She was in Legally Blonde. She was also Stifler's mom in American Pie. Now that you're old enough, there's something I've always wanted to tell you and I think you're ready to hear it. You're not very pretty and you're not very bright.

I'm so glad we had that talk. What an a-hole. She's so funny. She was also in Cinderella Story with Hilary Duff. Okay. And more recently, White Lotus. White Lotus. Yeah.

It's White Lotus that I want to talk about. She has said that her spray tan that she got for the White Lotus, great TV show on Neon, by the way, if you haven't seen it. Yeah, go watch it. Sent her to the emergency room, her spray tan. Really? She reacted so badly to her spray tan she ended up in A&E. What kind of spray tan did she have?

And had she had spray tans before? This particular one didn't agree with her. I don't know what the ingredient was. She said, for the white lotus, I didn't want to look like a big white marshmallow on the beach in Hawaii. So I got a spray tan. Fair enough. I got on the plane and I started to feel really weird. By the time I got off the flight, I had to go to the emergency room.

That's so scary. Isn't it? Because, I mean, quite common to get a spray tan these days. Yeah. Like, I've had my fair share of spray tan. But do you look at the ingredients on the spray tan before you have it? No. Absolutely not.

But I have used the same spray tanning stuff. Yeah, but if you're going to see a lady with the gun, you're not asking to see her formula, are you? Oh, see, I don't do that after I had a bit of a bad experience. Did you? Yeah. It wasn't the spray tanning person's fault. It was my fault.

Yeah. You didn't exfoliate? No. I put the paper G-string on backwards in a rush. And I was so mortified That I was like I'm never ever coming back Yeah no I wouldn't either

You put it on backwards I was in a real rush At least your butt crack would have been well covered Oh mate something else wasn't well covered I'll tell you that for free Nice all over tan Anyway get that picture out of your head That picture's never getting out of people's heads.

Jennifer Coledge also said something similar when she was on stage accepting the Emmy earlier this month for her performance in The White Lotus, but another reaction that she had. Listen to this in her speech. I just want to say, you know, I took a lavender bath tonight and right before the show, and it made me swell up inside my dress and I'm having a hard time speaking.

But anyway, I love her so much. She reacted to a lavender bath. Maybe she's just going through a stage where her chemicals in her body are changing because this does happen. Yeah. Like when your deodorant stops working. Or yeah, like when you used to not be reactive to something and then all of a sudden your body, you know, reacts to it and you get a rash.

That's what we want to know about this afternoon. What did you react to and what was the reaction? Like, was it severe? Yeah. Was it embarrassing? Like, was it severe? Yeah. Was it embarrassing? Like, was it like? I got such a bad reaction one time because I'm, I mean, I'm a rash-prone person.

You're rashy. I'm a rashy person. I have sensitive skin. And I remember I got the most horrific rash because I had, it was technically tennis elbow, but it was from playing softball. And I had strapping tape around my elbow. And I'm not joking when I say when I took the strapping tape off, it still looked like it was on there

because the rash, literally just a risen rash wherever the tape was, it was so bad. Bree and Clint. We're going to talk to Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, what was the reaction to? Oh, gosh. I was a teenager going into a... My mum was putting me into this teenage

modelling show that was happening out in North City. Okay. And she got me a makeup artist to do my makeup about an hour before I was supposed to go on. And, yeah, yeah, I literally, about five minutes

after the lady had finished, I had like, my face was just swelling up. It felt like it was on fire. I was having like,

yeah, it was, it was all bad. What do you reckon it was? Do you think she used cheap makeup? I know what it was. What was it?

Oh, it was just, it was a brand of makeup that she used on me. It just wasn't suitable, obviously, for my skin. Now I'm actually a makeup artist myself. Oh, okay. Chantelle, was that the beginning or end of your teenage modelling career? Oh, honestly, it was like the beginning and the end. Right then and there.

I didn't even get up and, like, go on the stage because I was just, I was so sad. You didn't see out of your eyeballs. Pretty much, pretty much. I was so sad. I thought you were going to say it's because she hadn't cleaned her brushes or something. Oh, no, no.

It was just, I think it must have been just something in the foundation that she used. Like, let's just say this product has been around for, like, probably, like, in my mum's teenage days. It's that she used. Let's just say this product has been around for probably like in my mum's teenage days. It's that old school. Let's just go with that because the latter option of what it was. Don't want to think about it.

Gross. Tash is here. Hi, Tash. Hi, Tash. Hi, how are you? What did you have a bad reaction to? No, it wasn't me. I'm a hairdresser

and one of my old bosses has had a client in her salon for about 20 years, and they've used exactly the same hair colour. Right. And one time she came in, and she reacted. Her whole face, like, swelled up. It was that bad that they had to take her to hospital. Yeah, this is what I was talking about, Tash,

where your body all of a sudden, for some reason, just reacts to something that it's been completely fine with for years, right? Yes, yeah. It ended up being her medication she was on. They had different ingredients. Right. Really? Yeah, so we had to do skin tests on her every single time she came into the salon

to make sure she was all fine. Oh, she didn't back off on the hair colour though. Oh, God, no. Oh, right, okay. Tash, can you imagine? I never, ever feel uglier than when I'm at the hairdressers and they wrap you up in the towel and they've just washed your hair and then she would have looked at herself

and her face would have been all swollen. She would have been like, oh, no. What a bad day. Yeah, we get that quite a bit with clients. Oh, the poor thing. Thank you, Tash. Jordan's here. G'day, Jordan. Hello, Jordan. Heya. Bad reaction, what was it?

So, I had a bad reaction to the Nivea men's body wash. Oh yeah, okay. Right, what happened? So, like, I was on I came out of the shower. I've used it plenty of times before. Yeah.

But I got out of the shower and I was like, that's weird. You know that feeling when you get in the bath and the temperature's too hot? Yeah. Yeah. I felt like that all over and I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh, I'm pink everywhere. Oh no. Your whole body. Yeah.

You're just allergic to that type of body wash all of a sudden. Yeah. Oh, not great. Not ideal. Back in the shower. Turn it over to cold. Jane's here. Hi, Jane. G'day, Jane. Hey. What was it? You had a bad reaction to something? Anti-nausea medication. Wait. It's meant to make you not feel nauseous and what did it do? So I'd had the flu the week before, and it was my third form, I think it was, school ball. And I was waiting, they'd given me anti-nausea medication to just try and make me feel a bit better.

I was feeling better, but I was at the hairdresser's getting my hair done, and my head just kept kind of flopping back. Oh. And everyone thought, like, everyone's like, what? Do you want a mirror to look at what we're doing? I was like, no, I just can't control my head. Whoa. And so I was, like, pulling on the front of my head, trying to keep it down. And I got in the car, and Mum's like, what do you want to do? And I was like, well, we'll just go get a neck brace.

And she's like, we need to take you to the doctor. Oh, just go and get a neck brace. That'll fix it. You'll look so good, Jane. Nothing that little neck brace can't fix. Did you miss the ball? No, I went to the doctor, then it was lucky my GP had worked in the hospital before and he'd seen that reaction, so he gave me what I needed to obviously antidote it.

Where are you from? Where were you living? What part of New Zealand? In Hamilton. Hearty checks in Hamilton, eh, living? What part of New Zealand? In Hamilton. Hearty checks in Hamilton, eh, Jane? They're not missing the ball for nothing. Nothing! Jane's like, another girl broke both her legs and she crawled her way into that ball and she had a blast.

Still got pissed at the afterball, too. Yep, still had a great time. Just before we were talking about bad reactions that you have to things, still had a great time. Bree and Clint. Just before we were talking about bad reactions that you have to things, message from a doctor here. You were talking about how you can use something for ages and then all of a sudden your body changes. Yeah.

They said that's called a cumulative reaction. When you have a reaction to something you've used before, it often happens with medicine on the second or third time you take it. What, like an antibiotic? Yeah, or something, whatever it is. Did you know that people in the past have used Botox for like years and then all of a sudden it can just stop working?

Really? Yeah. But it has no effect on them? Yeah. Right. Because something in your body changes. Yeah, you'd be ripped off. Botox is so expensive.

Yeah, I know. You'd be passed off. Imagine if you're like, something's not working here. You'd be so disappointed. And the problem is you'd have full use of your face and people would see how disappointed you really are. You'd be like, that snarl is telling me everything. All right, birthday banger time.

This is where we take your birthdays, figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one. Peter is here to play first. Kia ora, Peter. G'day, Peter. Kia ora. Yeah, 22nd of May, 1980.

Straight in there. No mucking around with you, Peter. No, no. You've got things to do. Straight in. We're not here to mess with spiders, Peter. All right, you were 16 in 1996 And on the 22nd of May

In 96 This was at the top of the charts Okay Yeah I have to say that probably. Okay. I'm a little bit more. That's a G. Yeah. I have to say that probably wasn't what I was listening to then. What were you listening to, Peter? What was your vibe?

More emo type. Yeah, nice. In 1996. You were emo in 1996. Yeah. I was hanging on. Yeah, right. You were the original. I didn't know emos existed back then, but okay. That, nice. In 1996. You were emo in 1996. Yeah, I was hanging on. Yeah, right. You were the original.

I didn't know emos existed back then, but okay, that's fine. Thank you, Peter. Let's go to Nika. Kia ora, Nika. Hi, Nika. Hiya. What's your birthday, mate? My birthday is today and Sam's 28, so I am the 21st of September, 1994.

Wait, I need to ask, what did you get? Oh, I actually got a brand new drill for home and work. A drill, like a power drill? Yes, a power drill. What brand? A really nice one, DeWalt. A DeWalt. Yeah.

I was hoping for a still. Do they make it? They're more chainsaws. Yeah. They don't make drills? Sorry, I was trying to relate to you, Nika, but I wasn't much enough. Okay, you were 16 in 2010 and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Why do you make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream?

The way you turn me on. This is a top five Katy Perry song for sure. Do you like Katy Perry, Nika? I do like Katy Perry. That's a good birthday banger, right? Woohoo. Yeah, good. Yeah, it's a good one.

Great album from her. One more for Diana. Kia ora, Diana. Hi, Diana. Hello. How's your day been, mate? Oh, yeah, pretty busy. Yeah, not too bad.

Well, are you finished now? Are you on the way home? Yeah, I've just cooked my kids dinner. Oh, lovely. Well, let's round it out. What's your birthday? 20th of July, 1989. Right, that means you were 16 in 2005.

And Diana, here is your birthday banger. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. It's true. Here is your birthday banger. What a classic. James Blunt, You're Beautiful. Do you like it, Diana? I do like it. Yeah, me too.

Okay, wait there. We've got some deliberating to do. It's between Katy Perry, James Blunt and Gina G. Brie, why don't you go first today? I always go first. You don't always go first. Okay, I'm picking Katy Perry. I'm picking James Blunt. So once again, we go to split vote.

You can pick the producer today. Ella. Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? It's the one and only Katy Perry. Yeah, baby. Teenage Dream. Congratulations and happy birthday, Nika. You're the one and only Katy Perry. Yeah, booboo. Teenage dream. Congratulations. And happy birthday, Nika. You're the winner of

Birthday Banger. Yay, that's awesome. Can I do a shout out to my twin sister as well? Absolutely. What's her name? Her name's Amber. Happy birthday, Amber and Nika. Happy 28th birthday. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

That's Katy Perry in Teenage Dream. Just a bit of jump jam in here. That was the right choice, by the way. I'm glad that I didn't win Birthday Banger today. Such a good song. I mean, I love James Blunt, but, you know, it's very sad. People make fun of James Blunt a lot. it's very sad people make fun of James Blunt a lot

this is a fantastic album it is a good song it's a really the whole album is great yeah the album there's good songs on the album yeah

no it's a great album no it is it is producer Claude is into it you wouldn't dance to this one too a bit hard I think

brilliant my love is pure You wouldn't dance to this one too? A bit hard, I think. All right, here's a situation we can all weigh in on. Producers, everyone else listening, our listener Fano. This woman wants some advice because she thinks that her friend has done the dirty on her. Okay. But let's decide. She said, I visited my friend's home recently with my 12-year-old daughter.

She has three kids herself and lives in a very nice large home. Early in the evening, she said there was a great Chinese restaurant nearby and that we should order a takeaway. I said, great idea. So I ordered a few dishes for me and my daughter and she ordered about five dishes for her and her three kids.

She then said to me, it came to $180 and just to give her $90 would be fine. Okay. She continued and I was speechless as I thought to myself, aren't we guests in her home? And she invited us for dinner. I was scrambling through my purse as I thought to myself, aren't we guests in her home? And she invited us for dinner. I was scrambling through my purse as I had no cards and just enough cash on me to pay her back.

I would never do that to my guests in my home and I felt really uncomfortable afterwards. Let's decide. What do we think? First of all... The takeaway's courtroom is open. Uncomfortable situation. Very uncomfortable situation.

It's quite interesting. Like, if she's invited her over for dinner, does that make a difference? Yes, it does. Yeah. Because it's kind of suggested... Because then you would go, what can I bring? Yeah. And the person might have said nothing.

We'll get takeaways. But she hasn't. So you've just got takeaways on the spot. She hasn't said, shall we go halves and takeaways? It has to come into play that it's just her and her daughter and the other woman,

it's her and her three kids. Yeah. That kind of has to come into it, doesn't it? If you're having a meal together, aren't you all sharing the food that's on the table? Are you really going to go through and say who had what? Are you?

I don't know. But the way she described it was she ordered two dishes and her friend ordered five dishes. Yeah. But then she said, let's go halves. The whole thing is uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable.

What do the producers think? Because the cleanest thing to do is to halve it, but then it's not really fair. I see what you're saying. She only got a couple of things, so... What do you think? Anyone got a definitive answer? I feel like if someone invited me for dinner, I would never expect them to pay for me. No. No. It's on you as the guest

to go, oh, let me give you some money for dinner. Yeah, of course. If you feel like doing that. Or even kind of like... And then they go, no, no, no, no, no, no as the guest to go, oh, let me give you some money for dinner. Yeah, of course. If you feel like doing that. Or even kind of like... And then they go, no, no, no, no, no, no. Or they just go, oh, just whatever you've got. Wait, wait, wait. So this is interesting.

I would, if someone invited me around for dinner and they were cooking, I would offer to bring something, but I wouldn't say, hey, let me pay for half the groceries of what you cooked. No, no, no, no. But if they were ordering takeaway, I would definitely offer to pay. Obviously, I wouldn't let them pay for my takeaway. Isn't that funny? Yeah.

But if they were cooking. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it feels more personal when you cook, right? The whole thing is uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable. My natural reaction, like, I'm going to sound like a bit of a biatch, but I just think she should get over it.

Just pay half of it. No, no, no. Okay, yeah, so back in the courtroom. Yeah, back in the courtroom. I think Claude is right. I think she should get over it and pay half of it and be aware of it for next time. Yeah, if this is something that happens all the time.

Because you don't want to start a fight or a domestic or a weird thing with your friend over, because what, she's going to save $30 on this bill maybe? Yeah, I mean, I would never say something because I just don't say anything. I just would pay the money. But I think it's unfair, especially if, I mean,

I don't know if she's a single mum, but you know what I mean? Putting someone in the position where, yeah. So you think maybe the friends brought her around to subsidise the takeaways for her enormous family. Well, obviously not because the woman has mentioned that her friend lives in a really nice house. Yeah, I caught that bit as well.

You know? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I think if you're friends, you've just got to be straight up. You know, like, I went away on the weekend and we've just got to be straight up with how much we owe each other. She should have just said, Hey, do you mind if I bit strap the cash?

Can I pay for what we had? Yes, exactly. Oh, that's so awkward. No, it's not though. But you've got to say it in the moment. You have to say it in the moment though. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And if you're friends, then. You've got to say it then. You can't come back and say that like five days later. No, yeah, you've got to say it before you pay. Yeah. What did they have that was so expensive? $180 worth of Chinese. Oh, my God. How many people was that for? Six so expensive? A hundred and eighty dollars worth of Chinese. Oh my God.

So how many people was that? Four, five, six people? Six people. That's a lot of Chinese. Where are they going? Probably had lunch for days. Yeah, so who gets

to keep the takeaways? Yeah, did she get to take half the takeaways? Yeah. Well, we've solved nothing, but it was fun trying, wasn't it? We could have.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line with us. He's actually had a private screening of that Harry Styles, Chris Pine movie, Don't Worry Darling. The one that had all the drama around it.

The one with the alleged spitting and the Shia LaBeouf controversy. Dean, how's the movie? Okay, so the movie, I'm literally in the movie as we speak. I've ducked out to take the call. Okay, first of all, Harry Styles jumped out of the screen. Like, I did not expect him to be so captivating on screen. He looks like a superstar. Oh, I thought you were meaning he jumped out of the actual movie screen

and he was there. Now, that would be a preview. That would be a preview the tension the chemistry between the characters great electric the visually it's absolutely beautiful they've shot it in Palm Springs it's just it's so gorgeous the storyline well I'm only half the kids movies I think it's still kind of building okay the slow burner though okay well quickly can you tell us about Jennifer Aniston, who has finally commented on the hairstyle that took over the world in the 90s. Did Jennifer Aniston like the Rachel haircut?

Well, here's what she said. She said she goes in and out of love with it. So basically, I think that she should only love it. I don't think there should be any out of love with it, because that style started a generation. It started a whole hair trend for years years and it was so iconic for her. So she says that she kind of goes in and out of love with it. I think that she probably got a bit sick of it.

She had that same hairstyle for how many years? 10 years or something? I don't know. But she goes in and out of love. I think that she should just love it because it was iconic. It was kind of triggering for me because I obviously loved that haircut because I was, you know, in that kind of era. And I went to the hairdressers and asked if I could have the Rachel haircut

and the hairdresser did it. It turns out it doesn't look the same on someone with curly hair, does it, Dee? The curly Rachel. You would have looked like Monica when she went to that tropical island That's exactly what I look like Bad mistake Oh my god That is so funny Alright we'll let you get back to the movie

That is our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy Live out of Los Angeles You know I really wanted to hate A David Guetta remix Of Eiffel 65 But I don't I love it

Yeah And I like Bebe Rex's voice on it too. Yeah. I really like it. Okay, listen up, phone addicts. If you've got one of those, time for a new phone. That just reminds me of Jurassic Park. Why?

Because haven't you... Did they have a... Have you not seen the Jurassic Park where the T-Rex eats the phone and then the phone rings and every time it rings, they know the T-Rex is close? Oh, no. Which Jurassic Park is that? I think it might be two or three.

Oh, okay. Right, right, right. It's iconic. This is advice from an optician on how to save your eyeballs if you're looking at devices all day long. So either you're addicted to your phone, or maybe your job just means you have to look at a lot of screens all day. This is why all people in the office at ZM wear those blue light glasses.

Yeah, those things. Yeah, and they say they work, and no one's really tested it. No. They could be making it worse. Who knows? Remember when colored contact lenses were cool? Did you ever wear them? Nah.

I did. My friends did, and I know you would have. Those must have been so bad for your eyes. The worst decision I've ever made. So this is advice from an optometrist, sorry, an optician on how to protect your eyes if you use a lot of devices. You should blink more. That's a good thing to do. Every time you blink, your eyes are...

Don't laugh. This is good advice. Your eyes are replenished with moisture. Ready? Just imagine if you're sitting across from me and I'm like this. Yeah, yeah. Just blinking furiously. I would think that you have been looking at screens too long.

Yeah. Avoid dry eyes. Blink more. Okay? We're across that one. We happy? Got it. We're good?

Got it. You'll hate this one because it makes you look like a boomer. Use a bigger font on your phone. Switch your phone into that big text mode. It does help. I know that it helps. But you know, I love it how every time I have to do something on my mum's phone. It's so big.

The font is so big and it's so relatable because everyone's mum's phone is like that. You look at her text messages, it's like two words per line. I'm like, how long does it take you to read a text? It will reduce your eye strain, make the text bigger. I'm not going to, but you should. Keep the screen at eye level. We know this, right? You do it with your computer screens, you get it up at eye level.

You should be using your phone up at eye level like this. Yeah, that doesn't look weird. So you're not looking down all the time. What, because your eyes are getting tired from looking down? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes it less likely that you'll experience eye strain if you bring it right up there at eye level. You don't want to sprain your eyeballs.

Can you imagine how much of a boomer you would look like? You're blinking your ass off, you've got giant font on your phone and you're holding your phone up at eye level. Yeah, people will think it's your nap time or something. Take regular breaks, yeah, no duh. And go for an eye test. Have you had an eye test recently? Yeah, I have them every couple of years.

That's something I actually do. Do you? There's two tests I have regularly and that is an eye test. And one of them is an eye test. And a pap smear. Oh, right, okay okay Because it is important Both areas are very important I guess you're in a committed relationship

I was thinking the other kind of sexual health test The one up the bum No What's What Brian Clint It's him Brian Clint

We are out of here baby Thanks for joining us today Time to go. I'm on dinner duty tonight. What are you going to cook? Maybe chicken salad. Oh, okay. Because we've had a few indulgent meals this week.

You're going to treat yourself to a healthy meal. Yeah. You know when sometimes you're just like, oh, just... You can put parmesan on it? Maybe. And like a Caesar dressing, maybe? Yeah, look, it's a salad. It's not the healthiest salad.

I didn't say it was. What are you having for dinner? I don't know. That's the fun of going home. I get to find out. The joy of being surprised. Have a great night, everybody. Slimming Treasure Island is back at 7.30.

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