ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 21st September 2023

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

Young grandparents. L.A.B. premiere their new song. A meat dumper is on the run! Hidden tattoos. What's The Plot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys. Hello. Happy Thursday. How's it that gore's getting slammed with flooding at the moment? Well, we're all basking in sunshine.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Yeah, it's so weird because... And then gore's having floods. It's not like gore is that, you know, far away from us. Well, it's so weird. And then Gore's having floods. It's not like Gore is that, you know, far away from us. Well, it's pretty far. Is it? Well, it's about as far as we can go. We've been through Gore before. Yeah, just before Invercargill.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Remember that pie we got from Gore? No, that wasn't from Gore. I got my good pie from Gore. My bad pie was between Christchurch and Timaru. Yeah. The rotten one. Gave you spitty bum. No, it didn't because I didn't eat it all. I bet you did eat, though. Yeah. The rotten one. Gave you spitty bum. No, it didn't
Starting point is 00:00:45 because I didn't eat it all. But it was... I bet you did eat though. Yeah, well, because I was hungover. But it was rotten. That was not gore, okay? Do not label gore with that. Sorry, gore.
Starting point is 00:00:53 I had my best pie of the hot tub time machine road tripping gore. I knew it was somewhere in between but it was close to gore. Yeah, gore's a long way. Gore's like bottom of the South Island. Didn't mind gore. I'd go back. Yeah, get a photo with the brown Gore's like bottom of the South Island. Didn't mind Gore. I'd go back.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Yeah, get a photo with the brown trout. Go back for a look at the brown trout. Love Gore. Give me more. Gore. There you go. You guys can have that if you want it. I got the door, Gore. That's a bring it on reference. Very, very niche. Very niche. Super niche. You know who would have got that?
Starting point is 00:01:21 You know who would have got that? Gore. Gore would have got it. Absolutely. Text us on 9696. Did you get that super niche bring it on joke? Good old Gore. They're a bit busy with the flood, I think. Let's rip into another Brianne Clint show with a round of Tradiverse Lady, shall we? Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:01:38 $50 up for grabs. If you want it to be yours, you have to play 0800DIALZM right now. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Welcome to Tradie vs. Lady. Thank you, everyone, for tuning in.
Starting point is 00:02:00 It's the most listened to game show on New Zealand radio. We had the numbers come in yesterday Did we get the numbers in finally? We finally got the numbers in So we appreciate you all tuning in They're calling it the chase of New Zealand radio I heard that Yeah
Starting point is 00:02:14 I heard that And a score update The ladies on 86 wins for the year The tradies on 77 Let's meet our chasers today Our lady is calling from Auckland She's 35 And she once met Patti Smith in Switzerland.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Hi, Ellie. What a great fact. Thank you. How did that come about, Ellie? I was just walking down the road and I saw her sitting outside a restaurant. I just knew it was her and went up and completely lost my cool. Yeah, classic Patti Smith. She would be doing that.
Starting point is 00:02:43 What an icon. You're taking on our tradie today, though, 22, and he loves... It says he loves a whack and a cold brew with the boys. Ah, what kind of... Jaden, welcome to the show. What kind of whack? You tell me, brother. It's up to you to decide.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Obviously, he's talking about... Golf. Golf. Oh, golf. Yeah, golf. Oh, Jaden. We love to have a whack with Jaden, because Jaden's our mate.
Starting point is 00:03:12 All right, your buzzer's Chady. Imagine if they have a friend called Mole. Ali, your buzzer's Lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one, guys. 650,000 New Zealanders tuned in for the political leaders debate earlier this week. That's a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:03:33 What name do both leaders share? Lady. Yes, Ellie. Chris. Chris. Of course, it is Chris Hipkins and Christopher Luxon. I heard someone refer to Chris Luxon as Captain Underpants the other day, and now I can't unsee it.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Oh, my God. He should dress up as that for Halloween. He looks exact. Once you think of him as Captain Underpants, that's all you can say. Or Humpty Dumpty. One or the other. That'd be great costumes for him. Anyway, they both did well.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Captain Underpants versus Ron Weasley. That's the election this year. Ron Weasley. Question number the election this year. Ron Weasley. Question number two. One to the ladies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. We can't not stop now. I'm feeling hip-hop. Gotta stand up. We gotta... Jaden. Yeah, Jaden.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Scribe. It is Scribe. It is the man, the myth, the legend Scribe. We're one apiece in this game. Question number three. What is the name of the actress who stars in the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's? Is it Meryl Streep, Audrey Hepburn or Kate? Lady. Yes, Ellie.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn. It is, of course, the iconic Audrey Hepburn. She's on all those tea towels. She is amazing. If you've never seen that movie, go watch it. It's so good. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. She is amazing. If you've never seen that movie, go watch it. It's so good. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Question number four. What is the name of the largest ocean in the world? Trady. Yes, Jaden. The Pacific. It is the Pacific. Nice work. We're all tied up here this afternoon for this game.
Starting point is 00:05:00 This is for the win. Question number five. What was Bruce Banner exposed to That turned him into the Hulk? Trady Yes Jaden Radioactive energy Will you accept that Brie?
Starting point is 00:05:16 What did you say? Radioactive energy Or radioactive serum Or whatever it was I'll accept it I reckon it's about as it. You're going to take it? I'll take it. I reckon it's about as close as you're going to get.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Jaden, he's pulled through in the end. You picked up the 50 bucks. Nice work, mate. Knock off early, Jaden. It's time for a beer and a whack. Oh, mate, you're telling me. I'll be heading out here in 10 minutes. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:05:47 I want to talk about one of my favourite shows of all time, Orange is the New Black. Oh, yeah. Such an epic show. But a horrible opening theme. It's just not good. I hated it.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Not a fan. Who sings this? I'm not sure, but it just was so repetitive. Like when you're watching episodes back to back. But anyway, one of the main cast members of Orange is the New Black, you might remember her as the character Daya Diaz.
Starting point is 00:06:23 But in real life, her name is Dasha Polanko. She's in the news at the moment because she is expecting her first grandchild. Oh yeah? Which I mean, that's not news. But it is news because of how young she is. Right. So Dasha is 40 and she's about to become a grandmother for the first time. Yeah. Which is a young grandparent.
Starting point is 00:06:48 That's a young grandparent. Isn't it? Yeah. So let's do the math on this. So her daughter is about to give birth to a baby boy and she's 21. Dasha Polanco had her daughter when she was just 17. Wow. So that's how it works out that she can when she was just 17. Wow. So that's how it works out that she can be that young.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, yeah. 40. Yeah. First grandbaby. And it can work out a lot younger than that too. It can. If her daughter had had a baby at 17, just like she did, she would have been a 36-year-old grandma.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Very young grandma. It always blows my mind i dated someone years and years ago who um their mom had them when she was 18 so it meant like when we were dating they were like here's my mom she's 37 and i was like what i was like what she's coming to town with us i was like literally like she would like we would borrow her mom's clothes and, like, all this kind of stuff. Yeah. It was wild. I'm not a regular mum.
Starting point is 00:07:50 I'm a cool mum. She was a cool mum. I was a teen mum, and now I'm a cool mum. She was a very cool mum. I thought we could put it out there this afternoon, 0800DIALSATM, or you can text us on 9696. Who's the person that became a really young grandparent? Maybe it was you listening.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Yeah. Maybe you're the real young grandparent. Or even a generation again, a really young great grandparent. Because imagine if this girl's baby has a baby. At 17 or 18. Or 19 or 20. And then even if she waits until she's 20 that would make her a 60 year old
Starting point is 00:08:26 great grandma yeah yeah that's possible and then if that baby has a baby no we get it no we get the concept
Starting point is 00:08:32 no we want to hear from you guys as I said give us a call 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696
Starting point is 00:08:42 who is the young grandparent it's like the radio version of Teen Mom, isn't it? Literally. Yeah. Let's get them in. Let's see what we get. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Sasha's called up. Hey, Sasha. Hi, Sasha. Hi. How are you? Who are we talking about, Sasha? Who's the young grandparent? Well, my mother is.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Okay. She... I was... I had my first child at 16 and she was only 43. Wow. Right. So how old was she when she had you? So she was actually about 26.
Starting point is 00:09:15 26, 27. Yeah. I'm her third child. So essentially she could have been younger as well. Yeah. Gotcha. So she was 43. That's a young grandma.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah. Is she a cool grandma? Yeah. Yeah, gotcha. So she was 43. That's a young grandma. Is she a cool grandma? Of course she is. She's 43. Yeah. Everyone thinks my daughter's her daughter. Oh, I can see that. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Do they think you guys are sisters? No, no. Sasha's like, how dare you? How dare you? Let's talk to Maya. Kia ora, Maya. Hi, no. Sasha's like, how dare you? How dare you? Thanks, Sasha. Let's talk to Maya. Kia ora, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Who's the young grandparent, Maya? My grandma.
Starting point is 00:09:55 So she just had her 60th birthday a few weeks ago and I'm 21. Yeah, right. Wow. So she was a grandma at 39. 39, yeah. What? Wait, she was, oh yeah, grandmother.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Sorry, I was thinking great grandmother and I was like, how is that possible? No, she's been a grandma since Maya was born. Yeah, gotcha. Sorry, I'm getting confused. So she was a grandma at 39. Who had a young kid? Your mum or your grandma? My mum was
Starting point is 00:10:24 18 or 17, 18 when she had me. Yeah. Right. And then do you know when your grandma had your mum? About 20. Oh, gosh, yeah, probably about 20. Yeah. So she'd already had three kids before then.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Gotcha. Different time, eh? Different time. Okay, 39 is the youngest grandma we've had so far. Samantha's here. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. Can you beat that? Do you know a younger grandparent? So I made my mum a nana and she was 38. Whoa! Well done, Samantha. Oh, no. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Samantha's like, what? I'm an only child. Somebody had to do it. Yeah, yeah. You were like, why muck around? How old were you? I was 19. Oh, yeah, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah, that's all right. That's fine. And how old was your mum when she had you? 19. Right, so both at the same age. Yeah. And if you go back again, my grandma was 19 too. That's the magical number.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Wait, is it just the thing to do in your family, Samantha? Well, my daughter's 15, so I really hope not. She's not ready? Of course she's not ready. She's 15. You don't reckon she'll be ready at 19? Well, we're going to hope not. Samantha's like, I'm laying down the law.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Samantha's like, I'm locking her away in her room for a year. Where are the young granddads at? Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, who's the young grandparent, Hannah?
Starting point is 00:11:55 So, it's pretty crazy. My husband's grandma, she had about four generations that all had children at age 15. I think one of them might have been 16. Wow. So she was a grandmother at 30, and then she was a great-grandma at 45, and a great-great-grandma at either 60 or 61. No, Hannah.
Starting point is 00:12:17 So wait a second, Hannah. When we break it down, there was how many generations that were all living? That's wild to me I know there were four so she had her first child at 15 and then that daughter had her
Starting point is 00:12:34 first child at 15 and so they kind of just raised it as another baby because they had like nine and that was so it's kind of like a ninth child but really it was a grand baby did you break the cycle Hannah please tell me you did oh yeah it was my husband's family
Starting point is 00:12:47 so yeah he didn't have oh yeah right right but he's got cousins there everywhere I bet can you imagine that's so crazy
Starting point is 00:12:57 it would be pretty cool like having essentially two grandmas because you'd have your great grandma and your grandma still like young enough to be able to do stuff with you.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah, be around. You didn't have to be alive to see them struggle as a teenage parent. So no stress on you. Yeah, true. That part, we're just going to... You get the fun bit. We're just going to breeze past that part.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You get them in their naughty 40s. Yeah, when they've moved past all that. When they're already a grandparent. Where do you think the most expensive place to rent a flat is at the moment in the country? Yeah, when they've moved past all that. When they're already a grandparent. Brian Clint. Where do you think the most expensive place to rent a flat is at the moment in the country? You said Dunedin. I was joking. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:13:32 Queenstown? No. No, Queenstown's not on this list at all. Really? So it's fresh data that's just been released and it sort of looks at the increases and how much rent has gone up in the last 12 months because everything has gone up.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Tauranga. Tauranga is on the list. Because everyone's moving there. Because it's such a good spot. Oh my God, the lifestyle. Especially when the weather starts up like this. You just want to be in Tauranga. Jordan Watson, How To Dad, who I do my parenting podcast with, lives in Papamoa.
Starting point is 00:14:00 And they're just down the beach. Every day after school, just down at the beach. Great spot. Get me out of this rat hole. Sorry, Auckland. I love you. You're beautiful. But the most expensive place to rent in New Zealand in 2023,
Starting point is 00:14:14 the North Shore of Auckland at $730 a week. Well, it's kind of like Tauranga, but on wish. The North Shore would hate to hear you speaking like that. They like to think of themselves as the jewel in Auckland's crown. It's a bay, isn't it? The North Shore? Yeah. Is it? Like I wouldn't say it's a beach. Well there's a lot of bays up there. There's Murray's Bay, Brown's Bay. Like
Starting point is 00:14:36 I say that about the North Shore but it's a beautiful spot. It really is and I can see why. Everyone wants to be there because it is the closest thing to a beach I think Auckland has. Not everyone. A lot to be there because it is the closest thing to a beach, I think, Auckland has. Not everyone. A lot of people on this side of the bridge think that people on the North Shore
Starting point is 00:14:49 aren't real Aucklanders. There's a real tribal thing going on. That's not true. It's gone up 12.3% in the last year to live on the North Shore of Auckland. Wow. You're paying for that privilege to live over there.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Takapuna. Second most expensive place in the country, Porirua in Wellington. Okay. $695 a week is the average rent that you pay in Porirua. For what? For a house. Like, is that a three-bed?
Starting point is 00:15:12 Oh, yeah. Well, they just average how much to rent a house. Right. So, yeah, I think the average house is three bedrooms. So, yeah, probably. Not cheap. Then third in the country is Monaco in South Auckland. $690 followed by... People want to be close to the in South Auckland, $690.
Starting point is 00:15:27 People want to be close to the airport. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so they can get out when they can. Then Auckland again, Rodney. Where's Rodney again? Rodney's north, north, so that you keep going up there. I feel like I've been to Rodney. It's like Red Beach. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Oriwa. Yep. Then Auckland again in Papakura. And then we get to the Bay of Plenty, Tauranga, $680. God, there's not much difference, can I say, from the top of the list all the way down to where we are now, like in Tauranga. Like, what do you say the one in Wellington was?
Starting point is 00:15:57 Most expensive is $730 and place number 10 is $650. Yeah, like, I mean, there's a bit of difference, but it's all very expensive. How much is Gore? We were talking about Gore earlier in the show. How much to rent a house in Gore? I'd love to know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:11 What are you guys paying? Can you text us on 9696? Or does everybody in Gore own their own house? My sister owns a house in the town where we are from, back in country Queensland, which would be similar to Gore. Yeah, okay. Like a similar kind of vibe, size town. And anyway, she bought this house, three bedroom, probably two bathroom.
Starting point is 00:16:30 And I think she charges, because I said to her, I was like, how much rent? Like how much is it to rent? How much is it to rent for, yeah. She goes, oh, you know, I'm renting it out for about $3.20 a week. Oh! And that's three bedroom, two bathroom And it's a nice place Like it was nice And you got like a big yard
Starting point is 00:16:48 And I was like damn Gotta move to the country eh Someone messaged me on Instagram And they were like can you please use Your trusted listener Fano To help me out with this situation I'm going through right now So that's what we're about to do
Starting point is 00:17:04 This is what she said She goes I'm going through right now. Sure. So that's what we're about to do. This is what she said. She goes, I'm 28 and recently I had to move home after being made redundant from my job. Originally, I moved away from home when I was 18. In that time away, I'd gotten multiple tattoos that I know my mum would have completely disagreed with, but it was fine as I only had to hide them when I would visit her for Christmas or holidays. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Recently, she has found out about one of the tattoos and has given me the ultimatum of move out or have it lasered off, which she will pay for. I can't afford to live out of home right now, but I also don't want to get something lasered off my body. That means a lot to me. What should I do? How old is this person? She's 28.
Starting point is 00:17:48 You should stand up to your mum. That's what you should do. Put your mum in her place. No, there's a difference between putting your mum in your place and just saying, Mum, love you. You're not being an adult about this situation.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I'm 28 and it's my body. You know? I know. It's a hard one because obviously, you know, if she wasn't living under, you know, her roof, then she would just be like, Mum, my body, my choice. Yeah. But she's, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Because the mum has this power. Yeah, the mum has this power. The mum has this power. Under my roof. Exactly. But is she paying rent? She's an adult now. Is she paying rent while she lives there? It under my roof. Exactly. But is she paying rent? She's an adult now. Is she paying rent while she lives there?
Starting point is 00:18:27 It doesn't say. Yeah. It doesn't say if she's paying rent. Does your parents approve of your tattoos? No. Do they know about them? They know about them. I didn't ask or tell them I was getting them.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I just went and did it because my body my choice yeah but i remember the awkward first time my dad saw one of my tattoos yeah oh it was so awkward my dad a catholic country yeah farmer from you know rural queensland australia goes what the hell is that? Yeah. And it was the most awkward conversation because it was just me being like, it's a tattoo and then him just totally disapproving of me. I'll be gutted if my daughters get bad tattoos. Like, because you know when it's a bad tattoo and I'll just be gutted if they wreck their- What if like one of your daughters comes home with like a full arm sleeve?
Starting point is 00:19:25 Well, if she suits it, that's fine. Bad tattoos are subjective, right? A tattoo can look good on somebody and bad on somebody else. It's true. But you don't know that as a teenager. You don't know what suits you a lot of the time. I feel like I'm just trying to guide, if I had kids, I'd try and guide my children to be like, no hand, neck or face tattoos
Starting point is 00:19:46 just because they're hard to cover up and if you want to get certain jobs. Parents always dangle the job carrot. They're like, how are you going to get this job? How are you going to be a lawyer if you have a face tattoo? I'm hoping I'm going to raise
Starting point is 00:20:01 creative kids though. You want to raise the next Post Malone? Yeah. You know, so it won't matter. Can we just cross to producer Ella just briefly? Ella, you have an ever-growing collection of tattoos. Very nice tattoos, by the way. I think yours all suit you.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Thank you. Oh, some are average. I'm just kidding. What one? The one that looks like a butthole. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That one's not good.
Starting point is 00:20:24 But it's fair to say that your mum is quite conservative about these things. Yeah, she doesn't like them. She doesn't like them? No. But she wouldn't kick you out because of them. No. I did get them when I lived in Christchurch, so not with her. But you're just about, you've just moved home.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I have moved back, yeah. And she's not like, you're not coming into my house with those tattoos. Yeah, no, she's not like that. No. Has she seen them all? Yes, yeah. All of them? Yeah. house with those tattoos. Yeah, no, she's not like that. No. Has she seen them all? Yes, yep. All of them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Okay. She has. Yeah. I did tell her. It was kind of bad. The first tattoo I got, I was so excited to tell her because I was like, I'm such a bad child. And I told her and she was like so overwhelmed
Starting point is 00:20:57 because she was also about to go to a funeral. Oh, Ella. I told her at the worst time and she was like, I have to go. Barbara's dead and now you're dead too, me. This told her at the worst time and she was like, I have to go. Barbara's dead and now you're dead too, me. This is a hard day. Mourn your virgin skin. I know.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Virgin skin. That would be bad. All right, bad gal Ella. This would be very common though for a lot of people where I feel like it's a common thing to hide tattoos, whether it be from your parents, your grandparents, or whoever it is. Whoever, yeah. A lot of the time people are hiding certain tattoos.
Starting point is 00:21:31 And we'd love to hear about it. Maybe it's a tattoo that you got for your ex and you're hiding it from your partner. Yeah, you haven't told them what that tattoo really means. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text your story into 9696 and if you are hiding it and you want us to keep your name out of it
Starting point is 00:21:48 that's fine, we'll just keep you anonymous in this but you need to get this off your chest you need to share with us the story of your hidden tattoo and what's the point of having it if you can't tell someone so tell us tell us about your up the wars tattoo that you got last week when you were really excited
Starting point is 00:22:04 after that win. Bree and Clint. Someone texted us, on my first date with my girlfriend, I told her that I had one tattoo and I said it was on my bum. It didn't take long before I had to tell her that I had lied, proved tricky to cover up, and there was actually five tattoos down there. Wait, when you say down there, five?
Starting point is 00:22:24 I assumed all on the bum. On the bum? Surely. Surely. No one's getting that tattooed, are they? People get that tattooed. Do they? Yeah. I've seen someone get a snake. Really? Like a cobra. And then someone else got
Starting point is 00:22:39 a look like an elephant trunk tattoo. Oh, that's funny. I don't know where I've seen that, actually. Yeah, where did you see that? Maybe at a party somewhere. Yeah, good party trick. Not for me, but good party trick. Loves a peanut.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Let's go to Denny on 0800 dials at M. G'day, Denny. Hi, Denny. Hey, guys. Tell us, was it you that was hiding a tattoo, Dani? Yes, I hide quite a lot from my grandma. Oh, yeah, I feel like this would be quite a common occurrence. Luckily, nothing like the conversation you were just having. Very
Starting point is 00:23:19 judgmental mum, hey. Oh, you mean the elephant that Brie was talking about? Oh, the elephant. Yeah, you know, snakes like that. Yeah, no, nothing down there. I do have a bright orange Charmander on my arse, though, but some of my family have unfortunately seen that. You've got Charmander on your butt cheek? Are you a Pokemon fan? Well, not really, no.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Why did you get a Charmander on your bum then, Danny? You move to Auckland and you do crazy things. But, yeah, like, so one of my legs is nearly, like, fully tattered in my arm as well. So whenever I go to my grandma's, I always wear long pants and long sleeve shirts. And you don't moan her. It's, like, fully covered up.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Do you try, yeah, try not avoid, do not see her when it's really hot? Because or else she'd be like, why is Danny so covered up? No, I'm just sweating. Sweating through the shirt. I love your excuse. You move to Auckland, you do crazy things. I moved to Auckland. I didn't get a single Pokemon on my ass and I've been here for 15 years.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Now, that's funny you say that, Danny, because when I moved to Auckland five years ago, I got a massive Digimon on my bum. Oh yeah yeah relatable yeah. We should like get a photo of the match. We should make them battle. My grandma did unfortunately see them
Starting point is 00:24:36 because my sister got married and picked my bridesmaid's dress so I didn't have a choice. So I got a lot of smack on my sister's when I feel like that took away from the day a little bit because all my family was like, she's got tattoos. Oh, no, Danny.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Your sister did that on purpose. She did that on purpose. Yeah, well, she... She wanted to look like the golden girl on her wedding day. She shot herself in the foot, though, because like Danny said, it took some of the attention away from her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Thanks, Danny. Bloody sisters. My sister would do that to me. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi.. My sister would do that to me. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Talking about tattoos that you're hiding. Who are you hiding yours from?
Starting point is 00:25:10 So now they know about them, but I managed to hide a full sleeve and half tattoos in the back of my knees and my chest for about a year. That's a lot. That's a lot to hide. And who were you hiding them from? Just my parents, yeah. And what did they say when they found out, Hannah?
Starting point is 00:25:31 Because it wasn't just one tattoo. You were covered. I actually can't remember what they exactly said. I think they were like, trauma blanked it out. But, you know, it's fine now. Trauma blanked it out. So they didn't like them. They weren't like, oh, beautiful. Yeah now. They did. Trouble blanked it out. So they didn't like them. They weren't like, oh, beautiful.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah, no, no. It wasn't their favourite, but they are okay about it now. Well, at least it gave you something fresh to talk about in therapy, Hannah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it was quite funny having to hide it from my parents, but then going to work and not having to hide it at work. What do you do for work? What's your job?
Starting point is 00:26:07 I work at the hospital. Oh, now I'm with that. Yeah, and it's just tasteful tattoos. It's not terrible. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, they're not offensive or anything. But it was just funny having to hide it from my parents for the reason that you shouldn't get tattoos
Starting point is 00:26:20 because work won't like them. Yeah. I don't have to hide my work. I hide them from you, not my work. Hannah's like, oh, the irony and all this. So many jobs you didn't used to be allowed to have visible tattoos. You couldn't be in the police. You couldn't work for an airline.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I'm sure you couldn't be a nurse as well. I think it's changed. It's a lot more normalised now. Someone said, my best friend and I have our postcode tattooed on us. My mum has no idea. That's just handy for when you're filling out forms. Yeah, but what if you move? What do you do then?
Starting point is 00:26:49 You can't move out of your postcode. What? You can't move out of your postcode because it's tattooed on your body. Yeah, you just have to stay there forever. What? I was like, what? What? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:27:01 But I want to. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our weekly movie guessing game where you go head-to-head. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our weekly movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie
Starting point is 00:27:27 and if you can get two movie plots guessed before she does, today you'll score $150 cash. Who am I playing this afternoon? Today, your worthy adversary is Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. Welcome to the show. G'day, Sarah. Hello.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Thank you. You've played this game in the car before, Sarah? Yep, I have. How do you usually go? Usually I'm about 50-50, like, yeah. Okay. I get one right maybe, yeah. That's not bad. And what do you like with alien movies? Not very good. Oh, okay. Well, that's the theme today because there's been a lot of alien chatter recently. The Mexican aliens have been confirmed as fake,
Starting point is 00:28:10 but all of these are real movies. Okay. Okay. So, Sarah... Like true stories. No. Real movies, not fake movies. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Sarah, buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is, okay? Don't wait for me to finish the movie. Okay. All right. Thank you. Good luck. Good luck, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Here we go, everybody. Here's your first alien movie for What's the Plot? A linguistics professor leads an elite team of investigators when gigantic spaceships touch down in 12 locations around the world. Bree. Independence Day. Is wrong. It was worth a guess.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Sarah? Not sure. No? Sorry. Okay, we'll carry on. As nations teeter on the verge of global war,
Starting point is 00:28:57 the professor and her crew... It does sound like Independence Day, doesn't it? I mean, it sounded similar and that's just... That linguistics professor
Starting point is 00:29:03 bit is the bit you need to focus on, though. As the world teeters on the brink of global war, the professor and her crew must race against time to find a way to communicate with the extraterrestrial visitors. Oh, I know. I've seen this.
Starting point is 00:29:15 I've seen it. It's such a good movie. It's such a good movie. Hoping to unravel the mystery, she takes a chance that could threaten her life and quite possibly all of mankind. I can see it. The movie is...
Starting point is 00:29:26 And it's like they're like big kind of long spaceships and they're all just sitting there. She takes like a whiteboard up there. Oh, what's it called? Three, two, one. Is it called Signs? No, it's called Arrival. Ah! Such a good movie.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Maybe you'll know this one. Movie number two. 30 years ago, aliens arrived on Earth, not to conquer or give aid, but to find refuge from their dying planet. Separated from humans in an area in South Africa, the aliens are managed by Multinational United, which is unconcerned with the aliens' welfare,
Starting point is 00:30:02 but will do anything to master their advanced technology. This movie was produced by Peter Jackson, if that helps you guys. When a field company eat the South African aliens and they eat cat food. Do you know it, Sarah? No. Bree, The Sixth Sense?
Starting point is 00:30:19 No. Is that an alien movie? No. It was District 9, guys. Oh, I haven't seen it. Oh, my God, it's such a good movie. It sounds like something I'd watch, though. I tried not to go to the cliche ones.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I tried to put the more interesting alien movies first. Sarah and I want the cliche ones, don't we, Sarah? Yes, please. All right, we're going to the easy ones. They are the best kept secret in the universe. Working for a highly funded yet unofficial government agency. Brie. Men in Black.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Men in Black is correct. Movie number two. Come on, Sarah. Strange phenomena surface around the globe. Brie. Independence Day. Oh, my God. I was bound to come up.
Starting point is 00:31:04 I just want to say you both disappoint me today. But neither of us deserve to win today, Sarah. Sarah, you get the consolation prize of 50 KFC chicken dollars. We're glad to have you playing What's the Plot? Oh, thank you so much. Sorry. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 00:31:18 Sarah, call back another time when it's not alien movies. What's your genre, Sarah? Probably like romantic comedy. Oh, you have to wait until Maddie McLean's on the show for Rom-Com week. No, you should play me because you're more likely
Starting point is 00:31:31 to beat me. That's What's the Plot. Please welcome to the studio Da Boys. It's Joel and Miharo from L.A.B. Oh, it's the sound of the summer. Fresh from the Rolling Stone Awards last night?
Starting point is 00:31:48 Kind of fresh, yeah. Kind of fresh, kind of dusty from the Rolling Stone Awards last night? We don't know much about those awards because obviously the New Zealand Music Awards happened and you guys did well there. What happens at the Rolling Stone Awards? It's kind of a new gig. I think last year was the first time they did it.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Yeah. And this year, yeah. And do you win a diamond ring? We won a ring and it's kind of a new gig. I think last year was the first time they did it. Yeah. And this year, yeah. And do you want a diamond ring? We want a ring, and it's huge. It's Best Single, right? You want it for Best Single? Best Single. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:14 That's pretty amazing. But what, you won one ring between the group? Between the five of us, yeah. They're hoping it would go to like Georgia Lions or something, so one person could just win. Oh, my God. It's going to be like Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, but it'll be a ring and you guys just have to share it around.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Employee of the Month or something. Yeah. It's your month to put your finger in the ring. That came out wrong. Big summer for the boys as well. You guys going on tour with Sublime? Yeah. There's wild.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Yeah, Sublime with Rome. Yeah, one in Tauranga on the 28th of December and then 5th of January in Nelson. You would have grown up listening to Sublime with Rome Yep, one in Tauranga on the 28th of December And then 5th of January in Nelson You would have grown up listening to Sublime, right? 100%, played their songs like Thrash that album to death, eh? Yeah, the one with the Dalmatian on the front Mum had that album
Starting point is 00:32:56 And you're doing Electric Ave as well Man, Electric Ave is a good festival The line-up looks crazy Chemical Brothers LAB That's all you need to know That line-up looks crazy, yeah. Chemical Brothers, LAB. Yeah. That's all you need to know, yeah. That line-up's going to be huge.
Starting point is 00:33:08 One of the best line-ups I've seen going around for the summer. Let's talk about this new song, Casanova. Yeah, I really want to talk about this new song, which I'm so excited because we're going to have the chance. We're going to play it very first time, first play, right here, right now. World premiere, we were just told. World premiere because it comes out tonight at midnight, technically for the super fans, but obviously tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:33:31 It's called Casanova. I, before I'd even heard the song, our producer Claudia goes, we've got the song, do you want to hear it? I started singing, I'm not your Casanova. And she goes, have you heard it? I said, nah. And then we played it. I've heard that sample before.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Who's the Levert fan? Yeah. Yeah, we are. You guys are. So they, yeah, that's the OG. And there's also a version by a guy called Keith Franks. And we've kind of done a mashup of the two kind of versions and done our own little thing to it, basically.
Starting point is 00:34:06 It's not exactly the same. No, it's quite different. It's quite different. So if you listen to the Keith Franks version, it's more on that kind of steeze. Arda's probably the big R&B fan in the band. He's a bass player. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:19 A slow jam kind of guy. It is ridiculously catchy, this song. It's fun. We just listened to it once too and then everyone's clearing the dishes out of the studio before you get in here just going I'm not joking it just goes straight into your brain it's like an earworm situation. That song was
Starting point is 00:34:35 stuck in my head I'm not joking for ten years because it's just so catchy and I just got it out now it's coming straight back in but I'm okay with it because it sounds so fresh I. You just got it out. And I just got it out. Now it's coming straight back in. But I'm okay with it because it sounds so fresh. I like that rash that never goes away. Do you have that same rash?
Starting point is 00:34:53 You get the ointment to suppress it, but it lives within you. Yeah, I've tried all the ointments. All right, well, a fresh LAB rash for summer. We're going to play it right now. This is the world premiere of the brand new track, Casanova. Joel and Miharo, thanks for coming in. Boys, good to see you. Thank you. Shoti. the world premiere of the brand new track, Casanova. Joel and Miharo, thanks for coming in, boys. Good to see you.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Thank you. Shoti. Have you seen the story about the Christchurch meat dumper? No. Have you not seen that? Oh, no, I did read about this yesterday. Someone's been dumping meat mysteriously. Yeah, and we like to cover the big stories from right around the motu,
Starting point is 00:35:26 so this has to be covered. Someone is sneaking out in two different Christchurch suburbs at night and dumping raw meat in public rubbish bins. You can't just go around putting your meat in other people's rubbish bins. Not at night time, not under the cover of darkness.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Over the last month, over half a tonne of rotting meat. Half a tonne? Yeah. It's not like some pork bones or something. Half a tonne of rotting meat has been dumped in bins around Wigram and Hornby in Christchurch. There is nothing worse than the smell of rotting meat either. This is what they're really concerned about because it's getting hot.
Starting point is 00:36:01 It's coming into summer and they don't want to have to have rotting bins of meat well it it attracts so many flies and and wild animals and animals and all the rest so here's the details maggots anyone who wants to go vigilante and find the crash which meat dumper this is what we know so far it started on august 28 when the phantom dumper wait wait wait we gotta we gotta write this down down like up on a crime board. Yeah, yeah, make notes. August 28, the Phantom Dumper left 220 kilos of meat. 220 kilos.
Starting point is 00:36:35 In one night, followed by 200 kilos of meat on September 11. Oh, not on September 11. That's disrespectful. This week, on Monday just gone, the meat tosser struck again. Wait, we're calling him the meat tosser now. We're calling him the meat tosser or the phantom dumper? What do you like? Oh, I like both.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Yeah. I like both. It says here, the meat tosser struck again with his most brazen dump yet of 250 kilos of meat. So his biggest amount yet. His biggest dump. I am saying he, but I'm assuming. Yeah. I am assuming that.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Bree, don't assume the meat tosser's gender. I just, I mean, I just know that, you know, he probably has the most experience around the meat. Yeah. Yeah. In solving a case like these, you look for patterns to try and, because there will be some. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:37 All of the meat dumps have gone down on a Monday night. He does it every Monday night, not in the same bins. I see you're saying he now too. Yeah, you've influenced me. Do you reckon? I just don't see a lady in Canterbury going out and doing something like this. Going on a late night meat dump. No, I don't see a lady. I just picture it to be a man.
Starting point is 00:37:54 I don't know why. I think maybe because I'm thinking it could be a butcher. Yeah, it could be. But they have ways and means. Also, there's a cost of living crisis. Can't we find a way to repurpose this meat? But you know what? I feel like butchers are very trustworthy.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Yeah, I do too. I don't feel like a butcher would kick around dumping their meat. So where is all this meat coming from? And why do they have so much? It's too much for a barbecue. 250 kilos of offcuts. It's also, like you said, like that meat could be put to good use. Yeah, it could, but it's not. Is there any
Starting point is 00:38:27 suspects? No, no, suspects so far. No, all the cameras point at the road, not the footpath, so they've got nothing. Oh, there's no meat cam? No meat cam. So the hunt goes on. Oh, God, these episodes of CSI are really getting out of hand, aren't they? Any tips, any leads?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Maybe give them to the police, not to us. Or us. Or us. For a bit of fun. Yeah. Yeah, actually, if you know the meat dumper, text us now, 9696. Name and shame them. If it's you, I dare you to text us.
Starting point is 00:38:59 I dare you to call us. I dare you. But if you're too nervous to call, I dare you to text us. I dare you. But if you're too nervous to call, I dare you to text us. Meat dumper. Brie and Clint. Solving crimes since 2018? 18. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:13 You're on ZM. Brie and Clint. ZM's Brie and Clint. We've got a hot lead. Yes, we've got a hot lead in the Crash Rich Meat Dumper case. We've just had an anonymous call come through. Hello, anonymous. Hi.
Starting point is 00:39:29 What do you know about the mystery Christchurch meat dumper? He has been spotted on camera. Wait. And it is a he. It is a he. I knew it. Where have you spotted the mystery Christchurch meat dumper? Dumping meat in the bin outside my business in
Starting point is 00:39:45 HiHi. And have you seen this on CCTV? Yeah, so CCTV has been passed along to the council. Yeah. This is fascinating. Oh my god, I love it! If you missed it, there's a man, we've just confirmed that it's a man in Christchurch who's going around every
Starting point is 00:40:01 Monday and dumping hundreds of kilos of meat in public rubbish bins and he is dumped in your bin, Anonymous. Yes. Do you feel like he's violated your bin rights, Anonymous? No, it's alright because the council guys
Starting point is 00:40:18 bought us cupcakes. Oh, that's nice. What do you think the person does for a job? Do you have any ideas on where he's getting all this meat? No idea, but probably like home kill or goes out hunting or something like that. Yeah. Do you reckon that's what it is, Anonymous? He's just trying to get rid of bloody home kill or something.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Just dig a hole. Isn't that what you do? Well, I mean. Okay, Anonymous, thank you for the hot tip. We appreciate it. The quest goes on to find the Crash Church meat dumper. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Thank you. Bye. We're doing a service to the community. Also, someone texted and said Kyle from Yaldhurst is the meat dumper. I knew it was Kyle.
Starting point is 00:40:54 It has Kyle from Yaldhurst written all over it. Also, one more text that says Mario voice. Mwahaha. It's-a me, the meat dumper. You'll never catch-a me.
Starting point is 00:41:04 It's-a me. I'mper. You'll never catch a me. It's a me. A Mario. The quest goes on. Next though, birthday banger. If you want to know yours, you should give us a call right now. It's the number one song on your 16th birthday. We're going to play our favourite one. If you want to be a part of it, we'll get you on next. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. You call us, we tell you your birthday banger, which is the number one song on your 16th birthday. Then we're going to play the best one out of the three. Let's kick it off with Destiny this afternoon. Kia ora, Destiny.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Hi, Destiny. Hello. How's your week been, my friend? Yeah, it hasn't been too bad, just busy. Yeah, well, Friday tomorrow, which is good. I thought it was Wednesday today. I love that. I love that. Horrible when it's the other way around. Yeah, I thought it was Wednesday on Tuesday. That's not a good time. Destiny, what's your birthday? The 22nd of the 10th,
Starting point is 00:41:59 1996. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2012 and on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. 1D, live while we're young. You are a One Direction-er, Destiny. I do like them, but I do like them separated a little bit more. Ooh, I see what he's saying. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Katie.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Hi, Katie. Hi. G'day, Katie. How's your week been out of 10? A 10. A 10? Why has it been so good? It's just been good.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Just a good week. Good vibes. And you've got a good attitude. That's why, Katie. I think if you don't expect too much from your week, you're more likely to have a 10. Yeah. Never expect too much from anything. Set the bar low.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Not people, not weeks, not years, and you'll never be disappointed. Not life. Katie, what's your birthday? 14th of August, 2001. All right, Katie. Now, look, I don't want you to expect too much from your birthday banger, okay?
Starting point is 00:43:12 Because then you're not going to be... Low bar. Low bar. You were 16 in 2017, and here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a banger. Katie, you got Katie. It's Katy Perry and Calvin Harris, Feels. I really liked the vibe of this song.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Are you into it, Katie? No, not really. Oh, well, good that you weren't expecting too much. Yeah, yeah. Has this brought you a week down to a nine? Yeah, probably about a six, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Katie's savage. I like it.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Okay, one more birthday banger for Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hey, guys. How's it? Good, mate. How's your week been? Yeah, not bad.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Good to hear. Whereabouts are you calling from, Sam? Auckland. Auckland. Well, it's been not bad weather, so let's continue. It's just getting better. What's your birthday, Sam? Alright, that means you were 16, Sam, in 2009.
Starting point is 00:44:16 And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Oh, Sammy boy! He's got the fray. On a Brian Clint soft rock Thursday as well. You've got to be happy with that, Sam. Yeah, mate. Nineties are never going to let up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Oh, that's really good. Yeah, it's a winner. Okay. That's an absolute tune from The Fray. You know, it came up on a playlist the other day, and my wife loves a soft rock anthem as much as anybody else, and she goes, the fray weren't very good. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:44:57 Excuse me? I think that might be the first time your wife has missed the mark. The fray were everything. So let me correct that by voting for the fray in Birthday Banger this afternoon. I'm voting the fray, Sam. You've taken it out.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Congratulations, mate. Thanks, guys. Have a good rest of your week, mate. Bree and Clint. Here's your Birthday Banger winner from 2009. It's the fray on ZM. I found God
Starting point is 00:45:22 on the corner of First and Amistad. Brie and Clint. Definitely not ZM. This is Soft Rock FM. Sure is. With the winner of Birthday Banger from 2009, that's The Fray and You Found Me. Where did I go wrong?
Starting point is 00:45:44 I lost a friend. How good? Just straight bangers. The Fray and You Found Me. Oh, just straight bangers. I feel like The Fray could have been like the permanent theme song for that TV show, Seventh Heaven. Or Grey's Anatomy. Or Grey's Anatomy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're right in that zone. Or One Tree Hill.
Starting point is 00:46:00 One Tree Hill, yeah. Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls. Yeah, perfect. Just any of those. Gilmore Girls. Gilmore Girls. Yeah, perfect. Just any of those. What a time. That's for Sam from 2009.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Hey, David Beckham's mum has come out and revealed she was not keen for her son, David. David. To start dating Posh Spice from the Spice Girls in 1997 when they got together. Or did she think Posh would be a bad influence? Yes, but not in the way that you're thinking. Take her precious David and distract him from the game of football. Yeah, correct.
Starting point is 00:46:32 That's what it was. Yeah, right. In 1997, he was the hottest thing in football, and she was the hottest thing in music, the Spice Girls were. So they were like- They were both up there. Yeah. They're like a marketer's dream.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Power couple. There's been a teaser trailer come out for a David Beckham documentary that's coming out on Netflix. Right. It's called David. Is it just called David? No, it's called Beckham. Oh.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I was going to say, I feel like there's quite a lot of famous Davids. Yeah. So you have to be more specific. Beckham. Beckham. It's called Beckham. Like the statue of David. Yeah, David Brent. Yeah. David Seymour. Copperfield. Yeah, David Copperfield. David Copperfield.
Starting point is 00:47:15 A lot of famous Davids. We just named four and we didn't even have to try that hard. Nah. Four part documentary on David Beckham. In it, his 74 year old mum Sandra reveals she was worried that he would get sidetracked from his footballing career at Manchester United and in her words,
Starting point is 00:47:31 she's worried that he would lose everything by getting together with a Spice Girl. Such a relatable thing. Even though she's a Spice Girl and he's one of the most famous footballers in the world, she's still just being a mum, being like, though, you know, she's a Spice Girl and he's, you know, one of the most famous footballers in the world, she's still just being a mum, being like, I don't know if she's good
Starting point is 00:47:50 enough for my David. I don't know if she's a good influence on my David. I think it's a very relatable thing to have happen, whether you're a multi-millionaire or just a normal person who has started dating someone that your parents didn't imagine you ending up with, you know? Because I think a lot of parents have an idea of who they think they're going to get as a son or daughter-in-law or the person who's going to be good enough to take their little baby boy slash girl away from them. And when you end up dating someone that doesn't fit that mould,
Starting point is 00:48:22 sometimes your parents will say something. I just more think about, you know, do I want to spend Christmas Day with this person every year for the next however many years? Like even when my siblings would bring people home, right, I would always analyse, does this person have good banter? Will they be chill like on Christmas Day? Yeah, you're like, yes, fine for you to be in a relationship with them,
Starting point is 00:48:48 but I kind of have to be in a relationship with them too. Exactly. I need to know how we interact because I'm going to see this person for the next however many years if you end up getting married. Before we propose to this person. That's what we want to ask you this afternoon. Much like David Beckham's mum, did your parents disapprove of your relationship
Starting point is 00:49:06 maybe at first or maybe even now? Maybe you've been together with this person for years and your parents still don't approve of the person that you're dating. I remember when I brought a partner of mine home and they were vegan and my mum, who is the most open-minded and accepting person in the world. But I could see the look on my mum's face where she just was like, what do I cook for them? Yeah. And was quite overwhelmed.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Because your mum's a feeder as well. My mum's a massive feeder. Yeah, she didn't know what to feed them. The idea of, but, you know, my mum's like swiftly like wrapped her head around it. She got it sorted? Yeah. It ended up being something else that they were just a totally horrible person. But nothing to do with the veganism? No, nothing to do with the vegan.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Yeah. Oh, $800 at M. Or you can text it into 9696. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. If your parents disapproved of your relationship for whatever reason, and did they come around? Or did it drive a wedge if your parents disapproved of your relationship for whatever reason. And did they come around? Or did it drive a wedge in between you and your partner?
Starting point is 00:50:12 Brie and Clint. David Beckham's mum has opened up about the fact that she didn't initially think that Victoria Beckham was a good idea for her son. Not good enough for my David. Well, she thought he'd be too distracting. He was just a football player. He needs a nice woman that can stay at home
Starting point is 00:50:29 and cook him meals, not some woman gallivanting around the world on a pop music tour. Not a spicy girl or whatever she calls herself. Not a girl power girl. So we're asking, did your parents disapprove of your relationship? Someone texted us and they said, my mother, the mother
Starting point is 00:50:45 of my wife-to-be said on the day of our wedding that she would give it six months. On the day of the wedding. 28 years later we are still married. She said that at the wedding? Yeah. I can't believe
Starting point is 00:51:02 people actually think it's okay to say stuff like that Yeah Yeah On the day of the wedding That's so distasteful You're just looking to ruin the day Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:12 At that point, aren't you? I like this text that came through It says, stay single, be happy You don't have to waste money on your partner And then you also save money That's what the text said. Yeah, right. Which I mean, they've got a point.
Starting point is 00:51:27 They do have a point. Someone said, none of my dad's girlfriends were approved by my mum. I mean, I wouldn't imagine so. No. Yeah. No, that's a completely different situation, isn't it? Depends how they broke up in the first place, I guess. There's quite a few texts coming through which are pretty ruthless.
Starting point is 00:51:48 This one's quite funny. And this has happened with my mum and I as well. It says, my mum always told me she loved my ex-boyfriend. And as soon as we broke up, she came to me saying, thank God, he was such a prick. Oh, she told you the truth about how she felt after the breakup? My mum's done that to me before because my mum's always said to me, she's like, I never want to influence my kids' decisions or how they feel about a person unless it's bad.
Starting point is 00:52:18 That's a very hands-off approach, like a very mature approach. Well, she said, you know, at the end of the day. If my kid was dating a D-bag, I would tell them. No, no, but there's a difference to dating a D-bag to dating someone who's not horrible, but they're just not good for you. Like not quite right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:38 There's a big difference. I'd find it so hard to keep my nose out. No, but it's none of your business. No, I know it's none of my business. Unless they are a horrible person, then you can get involved. My dad got drunk at the wedding and tried to fight my new husband.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Oh, no. Told him he wasn't good enough or successful enough. At the wedding. At the wedding. Why did you think that was appropriate? Yeah, probably drunk. Oh, yeah, he got drunk, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Oh, yeah, usually does that. God, that would be the worst hangover, eh? You would wake up the next day and you'd go, did I? I've got major anxiety. I didn't. Did I? Did I? And your wife's like, try and fight the groom at the wedding last night.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Yeah, you did. And then you both fell into the wedding cake and it was ruined. And you lost the fight. And then you made up with the first dance where you and him... Danced together. Did the Macarena. Yeah, good. What time are we going the day after barbecue?
Starting point is 00:53:35 We're not going, Dennis. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show, Jez Thornton. Hello, Jez. Hello. Hello, mate. Welcome. So we're here to talk about the new podcast.
Starting point is 00:53:47 It's not a new podcast. It's season two of Hope is Real, which was phenomenally successful the first time around. How did you feel becoming a bonafide podcaster? It's definitely not something I ever thought I would do. It's quite hard talking constantly. Like, I get up and speak at events all the time, but I feel like doing it like in a podcast, I don't know how you guys do it for radio, I get really tired.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Because you filled in for us. Yeah. There was a couple of days. I remember you texted me and you were like, how do you do this every day? I'm exhausted. I was so gone. Like by like, by the time I hit like 5pm,
Starting point is 00:54:22 I was like, I just can't concentrate anymore. I was gone. So season two, again, the focus is on mental health. Who are you talking to in the new season of Hope Israel? Oh, there's a whole bunch of people from here in New Zealand and also overseas. Steve Price is telling a story he's never told before. I mean, no spoilers, but what's Steve Price's experience in the mental health arena? He lost one of his parents to suicide.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Really? He's never talked about that publicly. He actually, it was the- Warrior's hard man, Steve Price. Yeah. And it was the one year anniversary while we were on Celebrity Treasure Island, which he's talked about in the podcast. But yeah, he's never spoken about it before.
Starting point is 00:55:03 And we were talking around the fire pit. It sounds like Love Island around the fire pit. Once the camera is all gone. And he said that he wanted to be able to learn to talk about it and to tell that story to help other people. Oh, good on him. Yeah, it's the first time he's ever done that. That is brave, though. That's very fresh.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Yeah, he wanted to kind of break down that stigma of life, especially in sports, I think. And men know of like that, like, ah, you don't talk about anything. And even that day, he says that he didn't want to tell anyone that he was feeling that way, because he didn't want to be like a damper on anyone. And I was like, oh, come on, like, you'd be the last person to say that if going to be fantastic. I was talking to you the other day because I said to you, I was like, if you had to pick your ultimate person to get on the podcast, who would be the dream person to get? And I loved your answer and it's such an interesting backstory. It was Joe Rogan, wasn't it? Oh, my gosh, no, but I would like to say I beat him in the charts once and I will forever hold that here in New Zealand, don't I? No, Mariska Hargadayay who is Olivia Benson on the SVU
Starting point is 00:56:07 freaking love her but um I started watching SVU when I was in the psych ward and just seeing this again it's obviously a character that she's playing but this kind of person who was significantly caring and then I started like looking at other stuff she was doing and had just like done this incredible work and that's what made me initially want to like start something and be like maybe I can use this to try and help change it was all because of Olivia Benson she really can do it all I love that story it is amazing to hear how much she does in that space and obviously because she's played know, this character that deals with so many crazy, horrible stories. And I mean, what number season is she on now? 152?
Starting point is 00:56:51 I don't even know, but I don't want it to ever end. Me neither. I'd be so sad. Oh, yeah. The scream. Well, that's good. That's a goal for season three. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Oh, I actually think I would hyperventilate. Like, I don't think I'd be able to do it. What would you do? I would cry. I'm tearing up thinking about it. Oh, my God. I can't wait. I would.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Oh, my gosh. The brand new season of Hope is Real on the ZM Podcast Network, hosted by our very own Chas Thornton, drops today. If you're already subscribed, the new episode will already be in your feed. And if you're not subscribed, what the hell, bruh? Yeah. Get onto it. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:57:27 What the hell, bruh? She's literally right here, bearing her soul. We're very excited and stoked to have you as part of the ZM Podcast Network. So good to see you again, Jazz. We love you, Jazz. Love you guys. Good luck on Treasure Island. Thank you.
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