ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd April 2026

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

Can Clint figure out what song Bree calls her strip tease song?  Does you name match your job?  Bree & Clint's Exit Row debate.  Clint's gone all in on something, but now is all out.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. Zidems, Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. Hey, who-hoo, hoo. Let's go. Zat-D-M's Breed and Clint. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Bree and Clint show for another Wings Wednesday.

Yep. Get those wings in here for your Wednesday. Wings in a beer, can't beat it. I was having wings when we went to the pub recently and I was, I'd been to the gym that morning. What flavour? No, you were there. And I was like, oh, I'll get the wings, you know, good protein after the gym.

And so I got the buffalo wings. And then Bree goes, do you know what buffalo sauce is made up of? And I said, no, I choose not to know. And you presented to tell me what? I said there's pretty much two main ingredients. Hot sauce, which is fine. And butter. It's literally just like a stick of butter.

I chose to ignore that information and enjoy my wings. Good protein and butter though. Yeah. You get the protein butter. Double butter. Yep. Double protein.

Double whipped. Double butter, double protein. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Give me all the butter. So I'm so ripped, guys. We have your chance to see Olivia Dean live in the Los Angeles and today the song you're looking for is

Okay, Love You Bye, and I can tell you it will play on our show before 5 o'clock. And you're like, I'm busy. Clint. Okay, it's going to play between 4 and 5 o'clock. Could we throw an extra one in? Are we allowed or were you getting heaps of trouble? We can ultimately do whatever we want. The only reason I ask is

because that is my all-time favourite Olivia Dean's song. It's a good day to do it. There's certain Olivia Dean songs that have had quite a lot of play recently. I think this one's a good one to do it with. And to double play it would be a bit annoying. But yeah, I reckon we could double play this one. Okay, I'm in. Not annoying for everyone trying

to get through for that comp, hey? No, I'm in. I'm in. Okay. We'll play Olivia Dean Okay, Love You Bye, before 4 o'clock. Whoa. And then we'll play Olivia Dean, okay, love you by before 5 o'clock. Okay. Deal.

Oh no, wait, that's the same thing. No, twice. Twice. So we're going to play it twice? Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, no, I'm not trying to hoodwink here. I thought you were trying to scam me.

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. It's not only the people who make buffalo sauce. It's not a trick. Okay, right. First, though, Trady versus Lady. $50. Cash, thanks to KFC.

Up for grabs, if you're keen. Well, why wouldn't you be? Yeah. Call us now if you're keen. 0800 dial ZM. Call us now if you're not keen. You can play anyway. Don't call us for Olivia Dean because this is not the song. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.

This is the main event. Treaty versus ladies. Yes, welcome along to where we put the tradies and the ladies to the test. Did I update that score? I did because the tradies must have won yesterday, taking them to 26 wins. The ladies on 31. Our lady is from Marmarua. She is 29 and she has twins.

Welcome to the show, Jakela. Hi, Jekela. Fraternal or identical? Fraternal, boy girl. Oh, that's cool. Nice. Did you know our friend Megan's a fraternal twin? Is she?

Oh, no, I didn't. Well, do you know our friend Megan, Jekela? No. Well, Jekaila didn't know them. So obviously she didn't know. Yeah. Fair enough. Did you know that?

Yeah. I didn't know that either, no. Trady's in Christchurch, he's 49, and he loves dancing, and it's self-taught his dancing. Welcome to the show, Mike. Gidey Mike. How's it going, guys? We love to hear that.

Any particular styles or moves that you're the best at? Yeah, growing up, you know, freestyling. MJ played a big role in that. You know, Moonwalk was a piece of cake for me and things like that. Oh, you'll be excited about the movie then, Mike, won't you? Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. And your name's Mike. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Paul and Michael, yeah, yeah. Do you want your... The Christ Church Michael Jackson. Yeah, do you want your buzzer today to be... He-He-Heh! Oh, let's do it. Okay, sweet.

Shimon. Shimon. Shama. Shama. Shama. Chiquela, lady, Mike, whatever you want, you can buzz in with any Michael Jackson's sound defect you choose. The first person to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Let's do it.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. What company is Steve Jobs famous for founding? Lady. Yes, Jakela. Apple. It is Apple. Well done.

You are on the board with one. Question number two, where in the world would you find the Bourge-Khalifa? Lady. Yes, Jakela. Dubai? Dubai. Well done, Jekala. You're after a good start.

You're still in this, Mike. Come on, Mike. Here we go. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady. Jakela for the win. Lily Allen.

She's got her. She's a lady. Oh, whoa, she's a lady. Not your day today, Mike. Hi, Jada. Well done, Jaka. Oh, he's a good sport. Hello, little Michael.

Hide your kids, hi Jukala. She's a tradie versus lady champion. Well done, Jekala. Thank. Good on, yes. Shammong. He. Let's Mike.

Have a good one, see you have a good one too. Ladies get the win, they go to 32. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Over the last couple of days, we've been dragging some information out of Bree that she already gave us. We just forgot it and we should have written it down.

She has confirmed and reconfirmed that there is a song that she puts on as her go-to song for a sexy strip tease. Yeah, I've practiced to it. I know the song inside and out and I'm confident with it. How many lucky people have witnessed this? Only one.

Only one. Which means it is a song that has to have existed during this relationship. True. True or not true? No, because it could have been a throwback song. Yeah. Could it easily been a song from my past relationships. Yeah, actually that doesn't work at all.

It could actually... Anyway, we figured out the artist and it's Ariana Grande. Correct. Got 10 guesses and on the 10th guess yesterday, we confirmed it was Ariana Grande. Claudia helped you out massively. It's not important. It is important. I now, I asked for five guesses.

You've allowed me four guesses at the side. Four guesses is it. If you don't get it in four, the ship is sunk. And I have to drop it. Yep. And we move on. And Claudia, you're not allowed to get involved in this part. You've already given too much help.

I've left him to it. She has left me to it. And I've quite enjoyed it going through Ariana's archives. She's got a great archive. She's a great archive. And can I say a lot of her music, I can imagine, very good to strip to. Okay.

Like, I can see... That bodes well for me in this situation. It does. Because it's not like there's one standout strip tea song, you know? No, there's definitely not. Yeah. So I have four guesses. Are you ready for these?

Okay, I'm ready. The first song that I believe is your stripped tea song from Ariana Grande is 34 plus 35. Can you see it? It's fun and flirty. It's not so serious. It's just like... Bagger. Yeah, banger.

What a banger. Is that it? Did I get it? You're down to three guesses. But it was a great guess. I do see it. I can see it. But unfortunately, no, that is not my strip t-s song.

It's okay, guys. We still have three guesses. We're not out of this. Yep. Okay, I believe your sexy strip-tees Ariana Grande song could be... This one's an obvious one because of the title. believe it could be positions.

Oh, I mean, yeah. Makes sense, isn't it? Makes a lot of sense. But I don't think it is. Another one of my favourites, but not my striptease song, no. It was too obvious. Yeah. It was like if your striptease song is genuine pony.

You know, I'm not that basic. I'm basic, but I'm not that basic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do think it could be this next one. Okay. The problem with this one is it has heavy, mama die overtones. But you could have been stripping to this before your mum

covered it. And can we get the Mama Di version just to be safe? I believe your strip tease song could be Ariana Grande's seven rings. Another good strip tease song. But not for me because Mama Die is just like burnt into my brain. This is it. This is the last guess you have. This is it. I believe

Bree's strip tease song Claudia's putting her hands up and that makes me think that you've got it right I came up with this on my heart

this has nothing to do with Claudia is Ariana Grande's into you it's an absolute bop sexy it's got a good message It's got a good melody

Is it my song I like like to strip tease too though this is your last guess my last guess it is the right soul Claudia Ella book calendar girls no oh my gosh no I have the guy's number why do you have the number don't worry about it no when that's not I do I'm not the ghost number people driving home right now are just picturing this I'm glad we got there. Good on you, Brie.

I can see you doing this. Oh, it's just something comes over me. Brinklin. The ZDM Podcast Network. Guys, there's something happening in my household at the moment. And I want to know from you guys, is it genius or is it a little bit sad? Oh, okay. How long ago was Easter?

Two and a half weeks ago? Yeah, start of the school holidays. Yeah, so two and a half weeks. for the past two and a half weeks, my partner and I have been running a money saving scheme in our household where we have been exclusively buying all of the old Easter egg products from the supermarket. Yes. This is good.

This is a life hack I can't believe I've never done this before. But for the past two and a half weeks, every time we have been to the supermarket, we've been picking up old Easter eggs, right? And they started out cheapish, like not too bad, cheaper, obviously, than they were before Easter because it's old stock and they need to get rid of it. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket

and I reckon I got the bargain of a lifetime. An Easter egg and there's like other little bits and pieces in the box. I paid, guess how much? What's a box Easter egg worth these days? They can be about 12 bucks, can they? I believe they say, started about $12.

Yeah. But get up to like $15. Sometimes. Sometimes depending on the flavors. Can I have the style? The style? Look, we're getting down. The flavor, the brands.

We're getting down to the dreads. Dregs of the Easter eggs. But this one was a cabri egg. And it was pineapple lumps themed. Mate, that's a premium egg. Yeah, yeah. That's a top shelf egg. So I reckon it would have been about 15 months.

Two and a half weeks out from Easter. I reckon we're looking at a $5 $5 egg right there. $5.00 egg. Oh, I was thinking of fiver as well. Fiverr as well. Because they do want it gone. They need the shelf space back.

They do need a goal. They've got to start putting the Christmas decorations up next week. 100% they do. Ella, what do you reckon? I'll go $2.50 just for a difference. So last week, I paid about $5. Perfect. For this style of egg.

Yesterday, I picked up this Easter egg for the deal of a lifetime. It was $2. Yes. $2. How many did you get? You should be buying next year's Easter eggs and putting them in the pantry, the back of the pantry.

Surely they'll last. They'll last. They got a year at them, surely. Chocolate's like honey isn't it? It doesn't go off? I think so. Yeah, yeah. I felt so good about it.

How many did you get? I bought four of those types. It's $8. And then I bought, you know the marshmallow eggs? Yeah. In the tray? In the tray? Yeah.

I bought, which are normal. Normally, I reckon at least eight, ten bucks. I bought three of those packets for $2 as well. You know what's crazy? Easter eggs are now cheaper than regular eggs. Literally. You should be having scrambled Easter eggs for breakfast every morning. Oh, I have been.

Well, is that sad or is it genius? I vote genius. I'll take that. Genius. Genius. I love it. Thank you guys. Appreciate it.

Next on the show, the exercises most and least likely to make you shit yourself. Does this have anything to do with what I just talked about? Is anyone interested in the exercises that are most and least likely to make you shit yourself? Oh, I feel like this could come in handy for me. I think it's important information. According to new research, the type of exercise that you do has a significant impact on your gut microbiome. Therefore, it is realistic to suggest that there are exercises that are more. and less likely to make you go number two's in your Lula lemons.

Yeah, of course. A bicep curl is going to be way less likely than a squat. And you know what? You're 100% correct with that, Brie? That's 100% correct. Yeah, that's just like common sense. Should we go through this list? This is helpful for everybody, particularly the girlies with sore tummies.

I'm looking at you. Mild IBS sufferer here. I'm looking at you, Claudia. Yeah. And I'm particularly looking at you, Ella. I do have frequent sore tummies. And two out of three of you have gym memberships. So this is important information.

Okay, we'll start with the least likely. Okay, this is, we start in the safe zone. Okay? There is never a safe zone. No, this is the safe zone. The exercise is least likely to make you crap your dachs. Swimming, cycling, walking. I'm glad swimming's on that list.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is messy cleanup. Studies show that it consistently increases microbial diversity, whatever. No one's ever crap themselves in the pool. Okay, no one's... I mean, have you not heard of a code brown? Yeah, what about... Okay, okay, okay, okay.

What about that person? Where was it in New Zealand? And they had... That was intentional. A phantom poo. That was a fetish thing. That was an exercise. You reckon?

Yes. Phantom pool, pooh. Okay, least likely. Then we move up a little bit, slightly more likely, but still low on the likelihood of you to crap yourself or doing this exercise. Like you said, Bree, strength training. Yep.

Yeah, that tracks, right? lifting weights. Well, you're clenching more. A really heavy squat. That's the danger zone. That's the danger zone. I've stayed clear of dead lifts for that reason. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fair. Because I'm just in a very precarious position. There's plenty of other exercises you can do in the strength department, isn't there? Yeah, arms. Yeah, absolutely. Arms are safe. Upper body.

Chest. This is the exercises most and least likely to make you crap yourself. Slow news day. We're in the middle, okay? So if it's a spectrum, we're right in the centre here. Not really likely. Okay. Not impossible.

Yeah, it's a five out of ten. High intensity interval training. HIT training. Which I'm surprised. Wait, that's in the middle. Yeah. It says if you're only doing it for short periods of time and allowing your body proper recovery, it is unlikely to cause any long-term tummy problems.

They're underestimating Al's ability to shit herself. That's totally true There was a few times I got banned from the F-45 in New Lynn because of what I did in that bathroom No you did it Oh there was a couple of times

I just made it That lady from F-45 New Lynn Still texts me Michelle Quite a lot Oh Michelle if you're listening And she's always like Bree used to come

And it's always used to come Brie used to come You should come I can't show my face there anymore Okay coming in second place In the list of Xist The exercises most likely to make you shoot yourself. Okay?

Yoga. Oh, because you're so relaxed. Yes. It says yoga poses can help to relieve gas by aiding gut mobility. We know this. We know this. So there the risk is follow through, isn't it? The downward bog.

That's a yoga pose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here we are. The exercise. Crouching nugget. The exercise. Most likely to make you crap your. Dax, Marathon and Triathlon Training.

Everybody I know who has trained for a marathon has either shat themselves in their shorts or had to like get into a bush urgently and do some horrific business on the side of the road. A friend of mine was training for a marathon and had to jump over this public toilet wall to use the toilet. And then he couldn't get back out and then had to call someone to come and rescue here. It was so embarrassing. But what's more embarrassing? That? I'd much rather that than poo of my pants.

Exactly right. Yep. And then you're having to run another 20Ks with it in your pants to get back to your car. Awful. Use that information wisely. There is Franklin. Show of hands. Any maths fan?

Nah, this season didn't get me. Didn't capture your attention. It did a lot of people. Yeah. I just, I don't know what it is. You know, sometimes when it just doesn't grab you? Yeah. I don't feel like that had as many.

stories in the news this year on this season of maths either. You know, there's always something that jumps out and breaks the internet a bit. Yeah, I mean, I feel like, you know, when you are watching it, you notice more stories about it. Of course. Which I... Did you stick with it? I did stick with it this season.

Well done. And I did watch. Are you okay? I am okay. You feel dirty? I feel like my faith in humanity will slowly come back over time. Yeah, it always leaves you a bit towards the end. a very much mean girl season.

It was all the girls that were a bit... Which is a refreshing change from pig men, isn't it? I mean, yeah, something different for the show. For the fans of Married at First Side, I believe it wrapped up this week in New Zealand. Okay. So I do have this article, and I've done a little bit of research. Breed doesn't know that for sure,

because she's been watching it on an illegal VPN. No, I haven't. I've been watching it on the three now app. but I found and done a little bit of research on everyone's always interested in how many followers. Everyone accuses the contestants of just being there for followers. I mean, let's be real. Let's be real. Out of the how many of a contestants that are on, at least one might be there for the right reasons.

Yeah, I reckon it's, yeah. But the rest are there to gain a following. Let's be real. So give us the big numbers. Okay, the big numbers, which, to be honest, and what everyone is talking about from this season of married at first sight, Because some people from like previous seasons gained like... They got whole careers out of it. Yeah, gained like hundreds of thousands of followers.

Yeah. Not the case this season. Okay. So let's do the top five, shall we? Yep. The top five, these are the people from Married at First Side this season. They gained the most followers. He was Gia, who was one of the main characters this season.

Her husband, Scott McChrystal is his name. He now has 73.8,000 followers. Pretty good. which is not bad. The next on the list was number four. Alyssa, who was married to David, their relationship. Spoiler, if you're watching, didn't work out.

She's on 104,000 followers. Yep, pretty good. Pretty good. Next in line was my favourite from the season. Her name's Stella. She was from Lithuania. And her and her relationship did work out. They got engaged at the end.

At the end. Dream result. They were like the dream couple of the season. And she's in number three for the most followers. gained. She got 114,000. That's good. The happy couples don't usually get a lot of screen time, so that's good. Yeah, but she was amazing. She was lovely. And I've done some research into how much she could probably charge now per post, if you're interested. About $1,000. A post. A post

with that many followers. Number two was probably one of the most awful people on the show this season. Gia. Right. And she got 133,000 followers. She can charge about $1,100. per post. Yeah. But the number one person from married at first sight that gained the most followers this season was hot farmer Luke, who was out early. Okay.

I reckon he was out by like week three. He was the guy at the start that forgot the rings at the wedding. Right. And so he turned up after his bride and then she made him pay for it for the next three weeks. But he was out of the show early. The 30-year-old sheep farmer from Victoria. Good looking fellow.

a lovely boy. He got 166,000 followers from being on Married at First Site and can charge about $1,400 per post. Well, ladies, if that is a bit of you, I'm looking at this page right now. It kind of looks a little bit like Billy Slater, don't you reckon? Yes, every second post, there is no shirt visible. I'll just say that. Yeah, I'll just say that.

Hey, you're welcome in regards. Yeah, you're welcome. Next on the show, there are Harry Stiles engagement rumours. What? And Dean will give us the tea on that after Al Langley. choosing Texas on Zing. ZDN's Brinclent.

The T, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. People are not okay, Dean, because there are strong rumors that Harry Styles may be off the market. He might be off the market. I'm hyperventilating one second.

Gather yourself, Dean. Gather yourself. I'm not even... I'm not okay. It appears that Zoe Kravitz is wearing a ring on that finger while out walking the town with her man, Harry Stiles. So, you know, like they have been dating since I think about August last year is when they were

like romantically linked online. So it hasn't been, well, it hasn't even been a year. But that's when we first find out about it. So they might have been dating and seeing each other for a bit longer, you know. But here's the thing. And I've said this a thousand times and I'll say it a thousand times more. When you are a famous celebrity, you can't be wearing a ring on that finger just willy-nilly. when you are papped and photographed every single day.

That's why I think when a ring is on that finger, it is on that. Unless, Dean, unless, of course, you're looking for the attention, you know, unless you are looking for a story. Absolutely. Or your bandmates just got into a punch-up with each other, and they've desperately asked you to take the attention off them. And so you're like, yeah, we can do that. I'll get somebody to put a ring on the wrong finger by accident.

That's a good point. Yeah. I'm just trying to give people hope, you know. I'm just trying to say everything is still. a possibility. All cards are still on the table, Dean. They're actually engaged. Harry Stiles and Zoe Kravitz. Can I just bring up for a second that Zoe Kravitz not long ago was married to my bestie,

was engaged to my bestie channing Tatum and they broke up, remember? Oh, so you're saying that with any luck they'll break up. Is that what you're saying? No, all I'm saying... You're saying you hope Harry Stiles engagement to Zoe Kravitz falls through? No. All I'm saying... You're saying she's not marriable?

All I'm saying is it's a little bit quick to go from engagement to engagement, no? Yeah. Well, no, not if it's Channing Tatum and Harry Styles. I mean, that's a good track. Yeah, not if those are the options, right, Dean. I jump between the two. 100%. Yeah, no, she's back all.

She's collecting souls. She must be cool. Like, to be landing those guys. Oh, I think she's infinitely cool. She's Zoe frickin' cravitz. Yeah, she's Lenny Kravitz's daughter. Wow. Well, thank you for the update, Dean.

if there are any developments, we expect you on the phone with the details ASAP. I'm going to go to their house. I'm going to find out where they're living. That's reasonable. But if you get caught, we didn't send you. We tried that at chatting Tatum's house. Didn't go well for us. We nearly got caught.

ZDEM's Bree and Clint podcast. Whoops, lift your microphone on for that one, turn my one off. I had a nut stuck in my throat. There's Harry Stiles and American Girls on ZM. You turn a microphone on front of your own face on enough time. every day and it's going to hear something. Ready? Turn my mic off.

I just want to test how, like, how sensitive they are. Don't turn my mic on. I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, you heard that right, Claudia. Do you hear that?

Loud and clear. Yeah, loud and clear. Names that match your job. I've found a classic, a modern classic, a future classic, this guy's name. Claudia's heard it. It's good, isn't it? This is a very good... It's one of the best I've heard.

It's one of the best names that... your job I've ever heard. Because it's not just the last name. It's not just like, my dad is a butcher and his name is James Butcher. It's so much better than that. Is it first and second? First and second.

The combination of names is what makes this perfect. Okay, I'm excited then. Okay. Names that match your jobs, I submit this for the pantheon of names. No. Do research erectile dysfunction and your name is Eric Chung?

That's right. Do your patients comment on your name? Some of them do. You have the best name. Eric Chung. I know, exactly, isn't it? The erectile dysfunction doctor's name is Eric Chun. Eric Chun.

Eric Chun. First name Eric? Eric. Eric Chun. That's so good. He is Dr. Erick Chun. That's amazing. It's very good.

I don't know if I have any notes. It's almost so good. It's a 10 out of 10. He's such a, like, classic character, too. Like, he's very bubbly, he's very funny. He's in on the joke. He gets it. He's like, yeah, it's hilarious.

And he... Which makes it even better. And he believes it's part of what makes him a good penis doctor because he takes the seriousness out of it. So you go to him and you go, my willie won't work. And he goes, that's all good. You've come to Dr. Eric Chun. We'll sort you out.

I'll sort you out. The ads write themselves. Claudia, what was the really good one that you found? towards the end of last year, the name that matched the job? It was a firefighter. Oh, I've forgotten their name. It was their last name. Wasn't it big hose?

Yeah, that was big hose. Davy Bucket. It was a good one. I forgot him what it was. And your lawn mower guy? My lawn guy's name is Doug. That's right. He was a lawn maintenance guy.

He was lawn maintenance is his job and his name was Doug. Very good. We're going to throw it out to you guys, as we always do. Does your name match your job? Does your, someone you hire to do things around your place? Does their name match their job? Does your boss's name match their job? And can you do better than Eric Chun?

Yeah, I don't know if we're going to top it, but I'd love to hear. Dr. Eric Chun, the erectile dysfunction doctor. There's certain jobs he couldn't have with that name. Like what? Like, I don't know. Like, I feel like he had to be a penis doctor. He was born to do it. That's what I said.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally born to do it. On his business card, Dr Eric Chun. He'll never let you down. Nah. Nah. The ZM Podcast Network. We're talking names that match your job

because I think we've found the greatest one ever. It's this doctor. Do research erectile dysfunction and your name is Eric Chung? That's right. Do your patients comment on your name? Some of them do. You have the best name.

Eric Chung. I know, exactly, isn't it? Eric Chun, the erectile dysfunction doctor. There was only one. profession that guy was destined to be in. Exactly right. And he got it right. So we asked you, does your name match your job?

Natalie, your friend's name matches their job. Hi, yes, absolutely. What are you got? Her name is Wendy and her last name is Bygrave and she's a funeral director. Really? Wendy Bygrave. Yeah. And the nicest person you'll ever, ever meet.

I've never met a not nice funeral. They're all so nice and they've got great senses of humour as well. They've got to be compassionate. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah. Windy bygrave. That's a great one, Natalie. We appreciate it.

Thank you. Awesome. All good. Let's go to Rob. Hey, Rob. Gday, Rob. Hello. You got a job that matches your name?

When I was in the Army, there was a officer by the rank of May. His name was pain. He was a nurse. Major pain. Major pain. Major Payne, he was a nurse. The other one, when you start in the artillery, you start out as a gunner. Yeah.

Right. And this lady, female, joined, and her last name was Rhea. Gunner Ria. No, Rob. Was it actually? Yeah. Are you telling the truth, Rob? I certainly am.

Wow, Gunneria. Yeah. Major pain and gunneria. I don't even care if Rob is having us on. No, I'm not. And the thing is, if you got Gunneria, you'd have to go and see Major Pain. He'd say, no, do you have Gunnaria or are you Gunnaria? Oh, God.

Was she a private, she would have wanted to change, and then she became a private, private rearia. Yeah, they promoted her really quickly. You don't want to be, I don't think you can, but you don't want to be private Gunneria, do you? Private Gunnaria, yeah. No. Or Major Gunneria. Yeah. Major is worse.

I'd rather be private than Mayerah. Thank you, Rob. That's very funny. Names that match your profession. Someone said I had a doctor K-O-K. I won't say it. Dr. K-O-K. He was a urologist. Oh. Yeah.

So that relates directly. It's a willy doctor. Yep. That's a good one. Because we were talking about what was the one you bought to the table? Eric Shin. Eric Chun. Eric Chun.

Because someone said I went to school with a guy named Eric Shin. Eric Shin. Very good. Got certificates. every assembly. Yeah, he either needs to be a doctor or a pawnster. I had a urologist called Richard Seaman who introduced himself

as dick. No, he did. He would extend his hand to shake my hand and it was really hard to shake it back. That one. Someone texts through and they said there's a furniture saleswoman and her name is Fern and her last name is Archer. We've had that one

before. That's a good one. We've done that. And I believe it. We've heard about Fern Archer before. That's such a good one. Fern Archer, the furniture sales woman. Yeah. Someone else said Waste Management Operative in New Plymouth, Brent Fowl. Fowl.

Yeah, so B foul. Be foul. Our firewood guy's name is Tony Rees. His initials are T. Rees. That's good. I like that one a lot. Tee Rees. Someone said, not my name, but a colleague's name.

His last, he's a chiropractor and his last name was McCracken. Macracken, yeah. That's so good. McCracken, my beckin. We have an arborist called Mr. Hack on the Carpity Coast. That's good. This one took me a while to figure it out, but they said, oh, where's it gone? Where's it gone?

Oh, yeah. There's a sign for a builder in my area. The builder's name is Ellen D. Cave. So that's his name. Alan D. Cave? Yes, but he forgot to put a comma or a lot. between Ellen D. Cave, and so his sign, the builder, his sign says, Ellen De Cave Builder.

Does great man caves. And he'll build your cave to live in. Ellen De Cave Builder. Someone ticks through. That's so funny. They said these all sound like RuPaul's drag queen race names. They do. Don't they?

Yeah. There's some good ideas in here. Especially Eric Chun. Yeah. I got that Eric Chun clip from like an ABC News clip, by the way. It's real. It's 100% real. Yeah.

Someone else said the doctor who did my vasectomy was Dr. Wee. I like that. Dr. Wee. Those are good. Thank you, everybody. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint Podcast. We were just talking before about names that match your job. A couple of texts.

Someone said, I went to Huntley School when it used to be in all boys school. And the principal's name was be gay. And his email address was be gay at huntley.com. That doesn't match his job though. Oh no, it doesn't match his job. That's a good point. It's just funny. You just can't be a, you can't be a, you can't be.

Why not? Because you get bullied. Why? Because your name is B gay. My, my, principal. Which is fine. It's fine to be gay at an all boy school.

Oh, Christ, what am I doing? Why is that not fine? But you will get bullied. No, you, no, tell me in detail. Why? I don't understand. I actually take it. I take it back.

It's 100% fine. And not funny either. Actually, it's not funny. I thought you said that's why you read that one out. Be gay at Huntley Boys. I'll get you out of this, you ready? Remember my principal's name? True story, Mr Fanny?

Vice Principal, true story? All-girls school? No, no, it was co-ed. But the Vice Principal, her name, Mrs Cox, no bullshit. True story. Fannie and Cox? Yep. Running the show.

They were a great duo. They really connected, you know? I heard they didn't get along. They were constantly getting into each other. Yeah. You're welcome. This show needs to grow up. This show needs to pull it's finger.

Pull its, oh God, I'm glad you. It's socks up. Wait. Yeah. This show needs to. I think. Let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky?

Well, do you? It's time for brilliant cleanse. Google Down. Punk. Always saving your ass. All right, time for Google Down. This is where you could win 50 KFC chicken dollars. And all you have to do is text through the name of the person you think is going to win this week.

It can either be Clint, Claudia or Ella. Text one of those people's names to 9-696. Hey, that doesn't match his job. I was like, that's a completely different topic. Yeah, but it's hilarious. A ZM's Brean Clint Pocket. We asked you before about names that match your job and someone's just texted and said,

I have a friend whose mum's name is Gay Topless. Why is that one funny? No, it's not, and it also doesn't match their job. But it's another great text. It's another great text that deserves to be read out. How come? You can't tell me, you can't sit there straight-faced and tell me that Gay Topless as a name,

as a woman's name, is not hilarious. Do producers, do you understand what's meant to be funny? No, I have no idea. No, can you explain it a little bit more? Wait, can you just go into the joke a little bit off? No, I shouldn't have to. As to why it's fun. I shouldn't have to, okay?

You've got to be careful with your words, Clint. They can hurt people. Oh, grow down. Someone's name, Clint. Honestly. Yeah, Gay Toppless might be listening. Yeah, how to hear you. I hope so.

I get it now, Barry. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brie and Clint's. Google down. Punk. It's not even on bread. It should be gay pantless.

Anyway, we move on. Because the gays are fun. This is Google Down, and Clint, Claudia, or Ella, could win you 50KFC chicken dollars if you've texted either of their names to 9-696. Still time, by the way. There is still time. You can still text through. I've put these questions into Google,

and I'm looking for the first person to yell out the correct answer. If that's you, I'll award you a point. My Google app is green today because it's Earth Day. Oh, happy Earth Day. Happy Earth Day, everyone. There's time later on. I'd love to hear more about that. Thank you.

Okay, here we go. If you get it right, I'll give you a point first to three wins. Question number one. In what year did YouTube launch? 2005. 2003. 2005. It is 2005.

Rats. I guess? No, because I was there. I remember. I was at broadcasting school and somebody said to me, you have to check out this new website. That's how old I am. But the dinosaurs outside? Yeah.

And they were playing Lonely Island videos. That was all we watched. With YouTube in colour back then? Yeah. Was it unlike when they invented electricity? Everything buffered though. Everything. Was it good when the toilets started flushing?

Do you have a little candle to go to the bathroom? Gay topless. Question number two. How many seasons of Hannah Montana are there? I put my phone down like I'd won the game. Four. Got it, got it, got it. Nice Ella.

There is for the reunion episode they did. Was it last week, week before? A couple of weeks ago. That show is that famous of four seasons. I think they're long seasons. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, you're right. What?

Oh, they had about 26 episodes. Okay. One to Clint, one to Ella. Question number three. Who made the song? Oh, sorry. Who originally wrote the song

Hallelujah Leonard Cohen She's on fire people I knew that one too She was a secret cord Nice thank you Keep it a secret If there's time later

Can you sing that again I will actually Marilyn Monroe style Topless Question number four How long a beaver's pregnant for 100 to 128 days Three to four feet

Well done, Claudia. You're on the board. That's a long time to be pregnant. I think I just googled how long beavers. Don't be Googling that on the word wifi. I like long beavers and I cannot laugh. Wonder Clint, two to Ella, one to Claudia. Question number five.

How many IKEA's exist worldwide? 422. 486. Everyone's back. back in. No, 494. 640. Why is there so many different answers?

It's quite concerning. Why are there so many pieces inside an IKEA? We tried to make an IKEA lampshade last night, and my wife and I nearly got divorced. I'm going to get it to a 504 is the answer I had across 63 countries, and that means Ella has taken. the win. You wouldn't believe it. This game sucks. I'll take it. Alyssa, you backed Ella. You get 50K of C chicken dollars. Well done. It feels good.

Yay. Thanks, Ella. All good, Alyssa. Do you want to hear some hallelujah? Of course. Oh, crap. Okay. No, bring the music down. Okay. Give her her a moment. I do this in the shower. Okay.

New Zealand, please stand. I heard there was a secret cord. All right. enough of that. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. It's time for a good old-fashioned debate. The moot.

Tall people deserve the exit row on flights. Yeah, this was an article on the NZ Herald this week. Quite an interesting opinion piece if I do say so myself. Got me thinking about, yeah, do tall people deserve

the exit row? In this debate, you may assume that me, the tall person, taller person on this show. I would also say I'm tall. Yeah, but I'm substantially taller than you. Oh, substantially. I'm substantially. I'm substantially.

Would you say substantial producers? No, no, this again, you're changing the, you're arguing with facts. I am substantially. Wait, just because you say it doesn't make it fact. I'm four inches taller. Oh, God, now I sound like a short guy trying to justify my height. Yeah. Jesus.

Okay. As the six. Four inch, I don't know about four inches. As the six foot two person on the show Six foot one and a half. You might assume that I would debate the positive, but no, I'll be debating the negative this afternoon. You said you wanted to.

And Bree will be debating the positive that tall people deserve the exit road. Correct. When you're ready, Bree, you have 60 seconds to put your case across. And your time starts now. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for having me today. I'll be arguing the affirmative side

of why tall people should be saying. in the exit row. My argument is threefold, and let's start with fold number one. I'll be honest, in an emergency, who do you want at the exit? Someone who can barely reach the overhead locker, or a tall person, who can actually open the door with complete ease like a superhero. I know who I'm choosing. Fold number two, it reduces discomfort not just for the tall people involved,

but for everyone on that damn plane. When tall people are cramped, in a seat, they're moving sideways, they're hitting the seat in front, give them the exit row, and suddenly peace is restored. And my third fold, and probably the most important fold of them all, tall people equal hot. Seat them all in the exit rows

and we'll know where to find them. Thank you so much. That is why tall people should be seated in the exit rows. It's very good. Thank you. It's compelling, isn't it? I was on the debate team for a number of years. As was I.

I forgot to mention this debate is adjudicated by our producers, Claudia and Ella. Listening very intently. You need to be impartial on this, by the way. You need to go on the credibility of the debate. Okay. Okay? Not the credibility of the person because we all know that you think I have none.

Blardi Blahdy Blah. Let's get on with it. The negative side. Look, as a proud tall person, six foot two. Six or one and a half. Built like a folded camping chair in economy. Hear me when I say tall people should not automatically get the exit row. Why?

Because we've already won the genetic lottery in every other situation. We see over crowds, we dominate group photos, clothes look better on us, and we never have to ask, does that person have a full head of hair or are they a little bit bald on the top? We can see their whole head. Meanwhile, short people are out here living life at armpit height, sniffing B-O at concerts. Let short people have this one thing. Also, the Exxorone comes with responsibility. In an emergency, do we really want the guy whose knees have been jammed in the tray table for three hours,

suddenly unfolding like one of those inflatable figurines at a car yard and trying to save actual lives, that's not reassuring, that's a risk. And let's be honest, tall people don't want the exit row. We expect it. We board the plane like it's our birthright. It's giving entitlement. It's giving I was hitting my head on a doorframe. And so now I deserve priority seats.

And that is my argument. I feel like I've had a lot of information jammed into my brain, but it doesn't matter what you and I think, Clint. It all comes down to the adjudicators. It sure does. Wow. Well. I'm very impressed by both of you.

You've obviously done a lot of preparation and you feel very passionately about your stance. I don't know if we're going to agree here. Oh, that's interesting. Claudia, how are you voting for? I'm going to give my vote to Clint. Ella, how are you voting for? I was going to go Bree. I thought Clint had a cool point with getting on board with short people.

I am short. But Clint, you were quite negative. I quite liked that you were quite negative. I was debating the negative. You played into Claudia's favourite to be negative. Well, we got the boss Marty sitting over here just by chance. Marty, you were at a tie break for this? Yeah, we need to know.

Do you reckon you could pick it for us? Could you give us the winner? Yeah, look, tight call and obviously a pretty split room, but I'm going to have to agree with Bree. Yes! I mean, it does play in my favour that Marty is quite tall. Yeah, look. And to be honest, the emergency.

piece that Clint talked about. You need somebody that can actually lift the windows to get people out. Don't worry, mate. I don't agree with what I said. It's a debate. Clint voted for me. That's an option.

Give me the goddamn exit row. I'm six foot one and a half apparently. I do this from time to time. I know you do this. Get really into something. Yeah. Almost making your whole personality

and go, I am this. And I'm going to get all the gear that goes with this thing and I'm not going to get into it slowly. I'm going to buy it all. Because if I'm going to do it properly, I need to have it all and I need to have it all straight away. All the gear, no idea. And then six months later,

that gear has probably been used half a dozen times, if that, and it just sits there. And you go, you say to yourself, I might get back into that, but you don't. I'll just keep it. I'll just keep it just in case. Just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe I do still want to be a spare fisherman. You know? It's happened to me. Was that one of yours at one point? No, never a spear fisherman, but I can... You would 100% spear yourself. Yeah. I could just see you having a spear injury.

I can also see myself thinking I could become a spear fisherman. That's the problem. But it's not that. Okay. What do you think it is? Of all the things you've seen me run headfirst into in the last 12 to 18 months... Oh God. It's all, to be honest, most of your stuff in the last 18 months,

It's all been centred around fitness. You're correct. Health. Yep. And that's the kind of vibe. Whether it be ice baths or you were going to become a marathon runner or you were going to get ripped and completely redo your home gym. Still going to get ripped.

Thank you for bringing up the home gym. I have decided after heavily investing in a home gym in my carport because I was like, it's better than paying for a gym membership. Yeah, the stuff's. but once you've got it, you've got it. And then I cut out the commute time to the gym. It's more time I can spend in the gym. It's less resistance.

There's no barrier to entry. I'll just go downstairs and go in the gym. Yeah, but it's in your dusty garage. It's in my dusty carport, and I have not used that gym. I'm shocked. This year. I've been used it this year. Yeah, I'm shocked by that.

And I probably stopped using it maybe July last year. I've written down the list of things that I purchased. because this is the interest I've taken up having a home gym in the last 18 months. And here's the list of things that I purchased. This is probably really good for me to hear because in the last couple of days, I have been Googling how much reformer Pilates machines cost.

You don't want one of these. You know what you want? A squat rack. No, I think I want a reform a Pilates machine, but you see if you can convince me. I think you want a squat rack because I've got one. I bought one.

I've also got the bar. barbell that goes in the squat rack. I've got an adjustable bench for bench press inside the squat rack. I've got the rubber matting. I've got 150 kgs of weight plates. I've got six kettlebells. Wait, sorry.

Yeah. I've known you for a long time. Yeah. In what world did you think you would ever need 150 kilos worth of plate weights? In the world where I thought I was going to get better and better and better.

150 kilos. I've got six kettlebells. I've got a skipping rope. I've got a weighted vest. I've got five. That's right, the weighted vest was a big one. I've got five exercise bands. I've got an air brawler.

I've got two adjustable dumbbells and three medicine balls. And I think it's time for it all to go. Are you going to sell it all? I think so. Yeah. Takes up so much room. That's space that my next obsession could be taking up.

Have you thought about a Pilates form of the machine? There's a place where I could put my electric mountain bike. Oh, yeah, true. that's a good one. How much you reckon you'll get for all of it? I don't know. I don't really care either. You just want to get rid of it.

I bought all that stuff secondhand off trade me anyway. So it's not about the financial thing. It's just... The room. I know. And it's hours. It's hours and hours of searching and buying and picking up and setting up. It's also every time you drive home and you park in your carport.

You look at it. And it makes you feel guilty every time. The number of people who said to me when I was getting it and I post it, and I posted on my Instagram about it, they said, that's going to make such a good clothes drying rack. I was like, no, no, not me, not me, I'm going to use it. Do you remember what we all said in here?

What? We literally said, you're never going to use this stuff. I did use it, okay? I used it for about three months. And that was about 12 months ago. Yeah, it's time to get rid of it, I think. I was all in until I was all out.

And now I think I'm all out. And I'm okay with it because I know that it's related. I know that you do it. I know that Claudia does it. Claudia was going to become a photographer for a while. Oh, that's right. She was going to buy, she was going to spend $2,000 on a camera.

I'm still going to. Remember when you went through that stage of you wanted to be a nice person? No, I never started with that. Yeah, true. That's not me. That's free, though, that one. That's a bit different.

Yeah, that is free. You know what I do? You don't have to sell the gear afterwards. I have a real issue. I do this with food. Okay. I'll get really locked into one type of food. One type of meal,

one type of food and I'm just obsessed with it. And I eat it morning, lunchtime, until you can't stand it. Until I hate it and then I don't eat it again for five years. We want to know this afternoon on 0800 Dalai ZM the thing that you were all in on and then you were all out on. It was you.

That was your whole personality for a bit. And then you never ever used that thing, that item, that food, that membership. ever again. Share it with us. It's very relatable. We asked you the question, what were you all in on,

and now you're all out on? The home gym dream is over. I definitely didn't get my money's worth. No, I don't think I got my money's worth. Well, it depends how much you can sell it all for. It's very true. It's very true. And I bought it second hand,

so, you know, I've experienced it. And wouldn't you rather give it a go and know that it didn't work? That's the attitude. Rather than not have the guts to give it a go at all. Thanks, Bree. As a fellow go in on things person and then never do them again.

So we asked you, what were you all in on? And then you were all out on. Dylan's called through. Hey, Dylan. Hi, Dylan. Hey, Dylan. Yours is so good, Dylan. What is it?

It's actually terrible. What did you go all in on? A drone. A drone? Oh, yes. That's very. Men in particular, very susceptible to getting a drone. How much was your drone?

$4,000? Oh, that's not a drone. That's like a whole bloody production. But how's the footage? How's the sick footage you've got from your $4,000 drone? I couldn't tell you because the memory card's blank. You haven't used it? Absolutely not.

How long have you had it? About six months or so. Oh, my God, Dylan. You haven't told any of your mates that you have it because they'll definitely be asking you, Hey Dylan, bring out the drone. Yeah, it's my guilty secret, I think, at this stage. Good.

And I know how fast this technology changes, too. That $4,000 drone's probably worth about $1,500 now. Yeah, yeah, it's like driving a new car off the lot. Yeah, it's not appreciating over time, is it? Oh, that is so good, Dylan. He's never flown it. Arnans here. Hi, Anan.

Hi, Anan. Hi. What's the thing that you were all in on, Anan, and then you were all out on? Every single hobby I bought a snowboard I bought roller skates ice skates knitting needles

You know what I'm hearing though Anan I think you just haven't found The right one yet To be fair I kept a lot of swimming What I hear Like a hobby graveyard What I hear Anan is

When you finally have time You have your pick of hobbies You know There'll be a come of time When you don't have so much on And you're not so frazzled And you can walk to the shed and you can grab your snowboard

or your roller skates or your knitting needles and just go hard. Yeah, it's going to be a while because I've got a toddler. Oh, no. That is quite the handbrake on all those hobbies. Did you buy any of those things

whilst pregnant, a nun? The roller skates? I bought the snowboard. I bought the snowboard right before I found out that I was pregnant. Hell yeah. Well, that one's not your fault. I can't really use that.

That was not your fault. And then most recently I was contemplating spending $500 dollars on a bike. I think you should do it. Why not? It could be the one. Ria and I are both considering getting a bike at the moment.

And neither of us will ride those bikes. Hey, you don't know. We could, should we all start? Everyone knows except us. Let's all start a cycle gang. Yeah, love it. Chantelle's here. Hey, Chantelle.

Hi, Chantelle. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What's the thing you were all in on and then all out on, Shantel? I know the whole business. A whole business. What was the business? It was selling curated gift boxes and it was going to be my side hustle.

Did you create the business or did you buy the business? I bought the business from someone who had started it in lockdown and done the same thing. Okay. Got sick of it. Yeah, okay. And how long did you run this business for, Chantel? Maybe a month, maybe two. Holy hell.

And what's happened to the business now? It's in my garage, all of the stuff. I get a Shopify bill once a month and that's done it. Is there a website? Like if Bree and I went and ordered something right? now, would you have to go to your garage and fill our order? I would, yeah. What's the website name, Chantel?

Sunday Gifts.com.niz.com. That's the one, yeah. Watch out, Shantel. You'll be back in business. I'm buying something, Shantel. Yeah, yeah. Coming through, great. Can everyone listening?

All the things are expired. Everyone. You're true. They're like three years old. Everyone listening, if you can spare the money, go have a look at Shantel's website. Sunday Gifts. Let's get this hobby back up and running. Yeah, we've got to have someone who uses their hobby.

Yeah. Thanks, Chantel. We appreciate it. Thank you. Bye. Someone said, my girlfriend loves this trick, guys. She has a food processor that she was going to make everything from scratch with. Hasn't been used more than two times since we bought it three years ago.

Wow. It takes up so much space. She also has a massive art box, gym stuff, wood carving equipment. Man, this girl thought she was going to be busy. Doesn't she? Yeah, yeah. Someone else said I eat about five to seven chocolate bars a week. Nice.

I eat the same one for about two months and then I get sick of it and move on to the next flavour. I have so many questions. I have so many questions. Once you've eaten a chocolate bar for two months, like does it ever come back into rotation? Can you pick it up again? And how long in between, like how long do you need to give it? And what's been... Your longest-lasting chocolate bar?

Yes. Obviously the pixie caramel. Yeah, why? It's the longer lasting chew. Oh, got it. Got it. Has this person considered a box of Cadbury favourites? Yeah, it's got all of them.

Or is that their worst nightmare? Yeah. I bought one of those vintage-looking bicycles that I'd been wanting for ages and I am yet to ride it. Love it. Someone else said camping. I bought all the camping gear,

even a caravan, and I haven't used it once. A whole caravan. That's wild. We asked, what's the thing that you were all in on and then you were all out on? Someone said, yeah, me, my husband. Someone else said, I've had my alcohol distiller sitting, gathering dust in my kitchen for over seven months now,

still determined to become the best gin maker ever. The number of my friends who bought that keg thing where you brew your own beer, and then it goes in the keg, and then there's a stand with a tap on the top, and then your mates come around and they pour themselves a beer out of the keg that you've made. Yep.

I've never had a single beer out of one of those kids. So not a single one of your friends achieved their goal? They might have, but it's never been like the centre point of a party. It's definitely not saving them any money on beer. So, yeah. All right. Oh, well, whatever makes you happy. Z-Dem's Brian Clint.

All I want through my birthday is a birthday bang. Let's do your birthday bang. It's number one songs when you turn 16. Who's up first? Charlotte's first. Hey Charlotte. Hey, Charlotte. How's your day been, Charlotte? You know, pretty good. Oh, that's good to hear. All we need is your birthday. 21st of September 2002. All right. I like how rigid it was. 21st of September 2002. You were 16 and 2018. Here's your birthday back. I made no promises. I can't do golden rent, but I'll give you everything.

Are you into it, Charlotte? Sam Smith and Calvin Harris? Yeah. I can't complain really. It's a goodie. It's a banger, yeah. Today. Probably the last good Sam Smith's song. And Calvin Harris. Nah, he had the Ellie Golding one.

What was the Ellie Golding one? Miracle. Yeah, maybe this was the last good Calvin Harris song. Way there, Charlotte, we're going to do Michelle's birthday banger. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, hi, how are we?

Good, mate. What have you been up to today? Oh, not much. It's a bit of work. Yeah, fair enough, Michelle. Hey, when were you born? Fourth of August, 1984. All right, that means you were 16, Michelle, in the year 2000.

What a year, the millennium. And on that day, this was at the top. Banger. Oh, Michelle. Chune. Claudia, am I allowed to reveal our Robbie Williams thing? I'm going to do it anyway. Next week, we're going to have double passes every day

to see Robbie Williams live at Eden Park. I'm so excited. Can you believe that, Michelle? Oh no, I love Robbie. We love Robbie. That's going to be the concert. Oh, yeah, it's going to be the moment. Wait there, Michelle, that's a banger.

One more birthday banger for Rachel. Hello, Rachel. Hello there, Rachel. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your bloody day been? Pretty good, actually. Oh, good to hear.

Hey, Rachel, all we need to know is when you came out of the womb. 22nd of November 1980. All right, that means, Rach, you were 16 and 1997. and let's hope for a goodie. If you want to be my lover, yeah, girls with my friends. Oh, it doesn't get much better than that, Rachel. Spicy girls, wannabe, what do you reckon, Rach?

Not too bad, I could have been. I was a bit of a wannabe back in the day too. Weren't we all? You know, it's the 30th anniversary of this song. Is it? Oh, the Spice Girls. Oh, yeah, this year. Yeah, this year.

Spice Girls, as we speak, are like, celebrating, doing, Bit some bobs around it. Not doing a reunion, though. No, they tried. Why would they do that? Why would they do that? That'd be stupid. One of them said no.

Yeah. Jerry. And Victoria. And Victoria. Not Rachel, though. You would have been all in, wouldn't you, Rach? Yeah. Which spice girl would you be, Rach?

Probably Mel B. Scary spice. No, which one's the other one? That's Mel C. Oh, Mel C then, that one. Be a sporty one. I can't say I was the biggest band. me on her. No, I can hear it, Rachel. I reckon you look good in a pair of tearaways and a

boob tube. Hell yeah. Wait there. Spice Girls, if we pick that, it'll be our second Spice Girls song of the week. Oh, yeah. Robbie Williams or Calvin Harris, Sam Smith? It's no question for me. I know where I'm going. And I'm going with Robbie Williams. Me too. Michelle, you just won birthday banger. Well done. How are we come? Get this in yet, Michelle. Straight from the year, 2000.

Hell yeah. with the floor show kicking with your torso boys getting high and the girls even more so ZDM's brain clint I found this interesting article that was released by the US consumer product safety commission Oh okay that's a sentence that's never been uttered before no this is it's quite serious This is quite serious stuff where they have a database of emergency room visits Where they've taken stock pretty much of what people have accidentally got stuck up their private parts.

Ah, and when you say people, you mean... Women, in this case. Well, it could have been. Yeah, no. Not the place that you're talking about. Is your part my own a private part? Yeah, it is. It's absolutely a private part.

But in this case, yes. Yeah. I'm talking about the ladies. Yeah. The ladies. Do you want to hear over the last 12 months some of the things that the ladies have Absolutely. I've accidentally got caught up there.

Do I what? Okay, let's go through the list, shall we? And strap in, I shouldn't have said that. Giddy up, because it's quite a big list. Okay. Number one, a holiday bell. Oh, one of these? I think so, yeah.

How on earth? Or it could have been a Christmas bell. Oh, yeah, okay. Like a jingle bell. Even then, yeah. A lighter. She jingles when she tinkles. A lighter?

Ouch. Aluminium foil. Ouch. Remember chewing tin foil when you had a filling back in the day? That's awful. What if you had an IUD in there? Would it have the same reaction? Give you a zap.

Cotton balls. Yeah. Popsicle stick. No. A plastic orca. Oh. The flower. Oh, the whale.

I was like orchid. These are all things that the ladies have gotten caught up. Free Willie. There. Well, I mean in fairness to her, in fairness to her They'd go to the doctor so they could free Willie. She thought that... It was one.

It was, yeah, yeah, yeah. A gemstone. Okay. One woman reported to insert two diamond rings while at a party in fear they would be stolen. Wow. And they got stuck. Yeah. Doesn't stop there.

Just don't wear them to a party. But yeah, yeah, cool. Maybe it was too late. Leave them at home. A latex glove. Yeah. Oh, this one, this one's blown my mind. A bath bomb?

Oh, Bray. No, it wasn't me. No, I know, but... That was a bit of a fissor. Small plastic mermaid. Yeah, obviously. I wonder if it was aerial. Yeah.

Yeah. Does it matter? Not really. No. Flower toy. One woman reported that a bag of marijuana... And she had no idea how it got there. Had been stuck for a couple of days.

and it was quite uncomfortable. Braclet charms. Two spoons. Two spoons. A hairbrush. Oh. A plunger cap. Yeah.

And one of my favourites, a detergent pod. A tide pod. Which that's dangerous, people. That is dangerous. You shouldn't be putting that up there. You shouldn't be putting any of those up there. Yeah, but that's more dangerous. Why are you only concerned about Tide Pod?

Because what if it bursts? Where were you during? holiday bell. Yeah, but the bell's just going to make a noise. What about hairbrush? Come on. Yeah, it's true. There's not a single thing on that list that I would endorse.

Yeah, don't, we don't endorse any of those items. Yeah. Right? Don't stick them in your ears. Unless you're at the airport and you have to. Unless you're at a party. You think someone's going to steal your plastic orker. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.

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