ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd August 2022

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Is Claudia a frog or a rat? Oh yeah, we didn't do you. Welcome back, producer Claudia. Thank you. She's back from her COVID isolation. I listened to that and I feel like I know what I am. Okay, let me look. Hold on.

Rat. Oh, sorry, I've got to do a job well. Cremature! Sorry. Jesus, we all need to deliberate okay everyone deliberates three two one right yeah cut to the chase not even i was a rat too i was a rat as well was i a rat no you're a frog you're a frog you and i are frogs megan yeah yeah And Celia was a frog too. No, she was a mouse.

She was a bird. I feel like either way it feels a little insulting. Yeah. It's not wrong. I don't disagree. But I do feel a little hurt by it. Neither of them are nice ones, are they? Like a frog, rat, I mean, neither are good choices.

Dove or flower. Oh, my God. Wait. Oh, my God. Did you guys realise I found this out the other day Might have been on TikTok That a

So you know pigeons Yep No never heard of them Personally So Well do you know one time I saw a red pigeon In Auckland

Focus on the story You came here to tell Anyway I heard something Where someone was like Doves Are literally just white pigeons Doves are white pigeons yeah i think i've

heard that before are they really they are aren't they are they i thought we knew that yeah all right launch the investigation everybody let's get to the bottom of this blew my mind is a dove a white pigeon they're in the same family of bird. Right. So why are doves such holy creatures and pigeons are dirty sky rats? Is this bird racism? Are we just judging them on the colour of their feathers?

Don't read too much into it. We've got a bird back home in Aussie called a bush turkey. Excuse me? It's a bush turkey. A what? A bush turkey. If I get drunk enough I'll show you my bush turkey. I've seen your bush turkey. Excuse me? It's a bush turkey. A what? A bush turkey. If I get drunk enough I'll show you my bush turkey. I've seen your bush turkey. Gobble gobble. Have we solved the investigation? Hey yeah we have. Another thing can you tell me if we've already we're're now on that, we've been doing this show for that long that I've now forgotten things we have talked about and haven't talked about, but I saw something. It's like a marriage.

Yeah. I'm going to tell my wife a story. And she'll go, I know this story. Like at the beginning of it, she won't even entertain half of it. Yeah. She'll go, I know this story. Heard it. Next.

Heard it. Start telling the story and i'll i'll lucy you i saw this thing on tiktok and i'm pretty sure we've already talked about this but it blew my mind again that your tongue knows what every i've heard this story let me finish i told you this story i told you this story i don't know it i saw it on I told you this story. They don't know it. I saw it on TikTok again. It was on our TikTok. No, it was on someone else's. It's our video. It's one of the most viral videos we've done. It was on someone else's

TikTok. It was very viral. It's a good video though. I've seen it. Say it though. Well, people listening might not have heard it. If you think about your tongue and if you look at something, your tongue will know what that feels like. To lick.

To lick. And you can look at any item and your tongue will know what it feels like to lick it. Even if you've never licked it. Yeah. Like a rug. Ugh. Yeah, I could tell what that would feel like. The microphone.

And I don't imagine you've ever licked rug. Oh. Not today. What? What? What? What? Nothing.

She's got nothing. She's speechless. I know. Another. No, it's because I've got this other fact in my head I want to get out. Do you know your tongue has so many muscles in it that when you poke it out, you can't keep it still? So get your phone and put the camera on. Is this a prank?

No, it's not a prank. What do you mean I've got so many muscles in it? You guys do it too. So get your phone and poke your tongue out and try and keep it as still as possible. Oh my God, it's twitch possible. Oh, my God. It's twitching. Mine's staying still. Does that mean I'm better than you?

No, it's not. It's not. Look at it closely. Put the camera up close to your tongue. Oh, hers is staying still. Is it? Yeah, I can see it from the side. Mine moves like crazy.

Tongue paralysis. Is mine broken? You can't, like't bite down on it. You have to just have it out. Looking at your tongue up close is disgusting. It's so Kevin-ous. Who do you reckon has got the best looking tongue out of the group? Not me today.

Not me. I don't want to be included. Everyone poke out their tongue. No, mine's stained from eating Cheezels with you. We can do this tomorrow. I'll do some tongue scraping and get it ready. Oh, that is off. I don't want to know about it.

One last personal story. Tui, my daughter, went to the Wiggles on the weekend. Hot potato, hot potato. You guys ended up going. Yeah. Oh, no, Lucy went with her. Oh, yeah? She did not enjoy it.

She didn't like it. What? It was too overwhelming for her. Well, no, no, she did enjoy it, and afterwards she told me she loved it. Yeah. Lucy said she didn't crack a smile once and didn't get off her knee for the whole hour. But afterwards I talked to her about it, and she was like... She was, it was amazing.

It was so good, Dad. I loved the wiggles. But she didn't move the whole time she was there. I feel like it is, because how old's Chewy? Three. I feel like it's that age group, because my partner's niece is quite similar. Yeah. Like she will come over to our house and literally hide in the corner

and not talk to you, not be involved in things. And so. But then I reckon as soon as she leaves, you'll be all she talks about. That's exactly. So Whitney, our dog, she's like, get her away from me. I don't want any part of it. And then when she, soon as she goes home, she goes, Whitney get her away from me. I don't want any part of it. And then as soon as she goes home, she goes, Whitney's my favorite dog ever. I miss Whitney.

I think Tui is an introvert, though. Because I think there's kids who are all about it. There were kids, they looked like they'd been on baby pingers and they were at baby RMV, just losing it. You know, toot, toot, chugga, chugga, big red car. A friend of mine brought her a little he's probably around

the same age about three and he went to the Wiggles too and I think he by the end of it was also like they can't comprehend

that they've seen this thing on TV and now it's right in front of them it would be quite a hard thing to grasp yeah you know

I'm the same when I go to the Wiggles who's your favourite Wiggle? Oh, I was a Murray girl. The red Wiggle. Murray, original. OG, okay. I did love Murray.

I think I was all, I think just Jeff. Jeff is great. Jeff was pretty dope. Jeff's a legend. Jeff was there. Was he? Yeah. Yeah, I think I was a Jeff girl.

Just because, I mean, he had so much fame with obviously Wake Up Jeff. He was iconic. You know? Yeah. Anyway, Adult Wiggles show looked fun too. That looked like. I still don't really get it. I'm not like.

I'll explain it to you. Okay. Wiggles. Yeah. Alcohol. Oh, so there was alcohol. Yes. It was 15 plus, right?

It was open bar. Yeah. It was a bar. It was a bar. Open bar. So imagine you're like, you're like Getting a little bit loose And then there's like 14 year olds

And they're like No it's R15 Oh so it's above 15 and above Yeah yeah yeah That's what R15 means What a weird cut off though Yeah totally

Like 15 Weird cut off Have a great podcast everyone cut off though. Yeah, totally. Like 15 weird cut off. Have a great podcast everyone. Clearly a Monday. It's not a good sign off. Do you really feel bad about the awkward send off when I called

the palace. Don't spoil the fun of the show. Don't spoil the fun of the show. That's coming up. Can I just say. Say it correctly. If I say it correctly we'll all be forgotten. If you say it correctly it was if I say oh no if I say it correctly we'll all be forgotten yeah okay if you say it correctly

right now Claude will remove the break where you got it wrong from the podcast oh my god okay my editing thing is on I've still got the video though

the palace of Versailles it's staying in the podcast everybody it's going on social media you nailed it but it's staying in the podcast, everybody. It's going on social media. You nailed it, but it's staying in the podcast. You can see it on Facebook tonight.

Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to a new week on The Breein' Clint Show. Happy Monday, everyone. Over the weekend, I had to wash my dog. Not once, not twice but thrice. Poonami? No, nothing to do with poo. Not poonami. Just muddy.

Mud everywhere and dog owners will feel my pain on this. I watched Ross Boss's Instagram story on the weekend and his boss is doing the same thing. It's mostly your fault, isn't it? You took the dog somewhere muddy. Well, yeah, kind

of. Like, you took that dog off-roading, didn't you? So. Didn't you? It's like if your car gets dirty, it doesn't get dirty just from driving around the inner city suburbs, does it? Well, to be honest, I took her to the... You took that dog off-road. I took her to the dog park and I took her to the field that wasn't muddy, but then she saw a rabbit and ran down into the field that was muddy.

Yeah, right. You put her in the vicinity of mud. Okay, it was my fault. Okay, at least one at a time. Do you have a boot liner? Like, do you have a rubber mat in the back of your boot? I have a towel that isn't doing... You just chuck the dog in a big black sack

and poke some air holes in it. Well, you know what? You learn so many things from other dog people at the dog park. This woman said, oh, you should get a car hammock. Oh, yeah? I've seen those.

They cover the back seat. Yeah. And then you just throw your muddy dog in there and they kind of can't get out and they have to sit in there. Or get a rubber boot liner for your boot. Or that. That's a good idea too. And then you just throw your muddy dog in there. Yeah. And they kind of can't get out and they have to sit in there. Or get a rubber boot liner for your boot. Or that. That's a good idea too.

And then you just take it out and hose it up. Get a waterproof car. And then just hose the whole car out. You know what? I'm going to drive a boat around as my every... Get that plastic seal put on your seats like old people have on their couches. Oh, I'm going to get the back of my car tiled. Yeah.

Yeah. Today on the show, we're going to win some KFC at 4 o'clock. More exciting than that, that's with Guess the Voice. We've got $500 cash up for grabs with our bonus banger, and there is a bonus banger in our show today. We can confirm that. When can we give people a hint? Yeah, we can.

Yep, definitely. At least before 7 o'clock tonight, we will know. We want to keep it easy for you. You can relax until 4 o'clock. Okay, you can take your finger off that dial button. After 4 o'clock, though. After 4 o'clock, it's all on. I'd be standing by the phone.

Yeah. Could go at any point. Like Bree's dog at the dog park. Ready to go. It's all on, baby. Yeah, it's on. It's going to get messy. Hey, before we do that, let's do tradie versus lady.

$50 cash, all thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. The tradies picked up a win on Friday. Yeah. Yes, they put it into the winning streak of the ladies last week, so they sit at 71 wins for the year.

The ladies creeping up on 60. A 4-1 week for the ladies last week. It was a good week. It was a good one. Let's meet our lady today. She's 25. She's from Gore, and she split her head open by walking into a pole. Oh.

Not funny. Welcome to the show, Devon. G'day, Devon. Hi. How are you? How many stitches, Devon? A couple of those butterfly stitches across my head. Oh, not ideal, Devin.

No. Doctor and Gore make any kind of pun-based joke where he's like, oh, this is a bit gory. No, no, I think they'll get sick of saying that one while they're there. True, true, true, true, true. Good point, good point. Yeah. But I mean.

They've got to try and keep it fresh. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, all right. Yeah. But I mean... They've got to try and keep it fresh. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, all right. We'll run a segment for some new gear for Gore later on in the show. First, though, let's meet our tradie. He's 22. He's from Pukakohe,

and he shot his foot with a nail gun during his apprenticeship. Welcome to the show, Leo. Leo? Yeah? Are you all right? Oh, yeah. I was lucky enough to be wearing my steel cap boots, so. I've got limited experience with a nail gun,

but don't they need, like, pressure applied to the front of them for the nail to come out? Did you push the nail gun against your boot? No. I was holding up some timber with my boot, and then it just shot right through the timber and then through the boot, too. Right, that'll do it.

I feel like I'm reading an insurance claim right now. Between Devin and Leo, we've got a few injuries on the show. We've got some accident prone people. I'll say, I'll say 50 bucks towards A&E costs. Leo, your buzzer is tradie, Devin, yours is lady. First to three gets 50 bucks cash. Thanks to our mates at KFC. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. What star sign is represented by two fish? Lady. Yes, Devin. Pisces. That is correct. It is Pisces. One to the ladies. Question number two. If I was driving a Model X, what sort of car would I be driving? Trady. Yes, Leo. Tesla. Yeah. It is, of course, a Tesla. Nice work. One to the tradies.

Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Don't show up. Ladies. Devin. Dua Lipa. That is correct. Dua Lipa.

This is a hot contest, guys. You're both doing well. You're both doing really well. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. What is the more popular name for the very, very famous portrait officially titled La Gioconda? Probably the most famous portrait in the world.

Sounds nothing like that. Devon? Is it Mona Lisa? She's got it. Oh, that's the win. Sounds nice. Something like that. Devon. Is it Mona Lisa? She's got it. Oh, that's the wind. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work.

Very good game, guys. Like a pole, you've walked straight into a victory. Congratulations. Yeah, no brain damage here. No brain damage. You're good to go, Devon. 50 bucks coming your way. Bree and Clint. Who's meant to be talking Devin. 50 bucks coming your way.

Who's meant to be talking about this, you or me? I think it's you. Okay. I'll have to wing it then because I forgot. I can do it if you like. No, I got this. The Queen has made the news today. I heard Georgia talking about it before.

Yeah. The Queen has made the news because she's been eating the same thing every day at lunchtime for 90 years. Big news. 90 years. I believe, is it the personal chef that has been making this for her for lunch for the past, I mean, I think it's 15 or 20 years. She's had a lot of chefs. Yeah.

They come, they go. This one's just retired and is now releasing all these secrets. Yeah, exactly right. But when you start, you need to know what the Queen likes. You need to feed that to her every single day. She's a creature of habit, our Queen. And the meal she's had every day for the last 90 years?

Macaroni and cheese. No, not macaroni and cheese. I mean, who would have thought the Queen loves a bit of mac and cheese? Not mac and cheese. No, no. It's way less Italian than that. The meal the Queen's had every day for 90 years. Beef beurre blanc. No, not beef beurre blanc either.

No. What meal is this? Lunch. Too many jokes. The livers of poor children. Okay, be serious. Minced up and spread out on crackers. I heard she likes it better.

Like a pate. What's that meal? It's called Spotted what? Spotted D-I-S-T-E-R. Oh, nearly led you into it. No, genuinely, it's jam and cream on bread. That's it. She has jam on, like a little jam.

She's got jam sandwiches. Jam sandwiches, essentially. Yeah, She has jam on, like a little jam, she's got jam sandwiches. Jam sandwiches, essentially. Yeah, a bit of butter, a bit of jam and I think they cut them into little circles for it.

Every day for 90 years. They say she's a creature of habit. She has afternoon tea or is it morning tea she has them for? Either one. It's not a real meal.

It's one of those fancy in between meals. Every day. Every day. Which is fine. I'm a fan of eating the same thing every day. I like having the exact same breakfast every day. I'd eat the same lunch if I could every day.

Would you? But if I was the Queen of England and I could have anything I want, would I have jam sandwiches? I don't think so. Yeah, pretty plain. Yeah. I mean, you could have anything you wanted. Anything you want.

Literally anything you wanted. Yeah. Would you have the same thing for lunch every day if you could? If it was a good lunch, yeah, and I knew it was, yeah, setting me up for a good afternoon. What would it be? I would. It'd be some sort of sandwich

because I need a carbohydrate. Yeah, but it'd have to be the exact same sandwich then. Yeah, with a nice juicy meat inside it. I get the same thing and the producers will know this as well. When we go to the pub on a Friday for it. I get the same thing, and the producers will know this as well. When we go to the pub on a Friday for lunch, I get the same thing. I was with Megan on Friday, and you were running late, and Megan said, I'll text Bree.

And as she was messaging you, she said it out loud. She said, should I get you your salad? Not the salad, not a salad. Should I get you your salad? I'm pretty sure they're going to rename the Caesar salad at the pub after me. The Brie. Yeah, at the Empire, the Brie salad.

The Brie's salad. The Brie's salad. But I don't eat the same thing every day because I'm not organized enough. I'm not organized to make that same sandwich every day. I would argue that it would not make you a super organized person to have the same thing every day. I think you're a super organised person if you've got enough food in the house to prepare lunch. That's what, in my books, makes you organised.

Yes, because I find if you have the same thing and then it takes the thought process out of it, it takes worrying about what you're going to have. True, I need to get into that. But I just couldn't do it. Do you remember a friend of the show, Alan, Big Gay Al? Yeah. He was a creature of habit.

He'd have the same thing for dinner every night. Oh, yeah. He would have rice. Bag rice, right? Bag rice. Microwave bag rice. Yeah. And grilled pork.

Kumara done in the microwave? Yes. And grilled pork. That's what he'd have every single day. Well, he's got all his major food groups. You know? He's got his complex carbohydrates. He's got his proteins. He's good to go. He's got his vegetables.

Bree and Clint. If you could, I've just thought about this. So say someone comes to you and they're like, right, for the next 90 years you have to eat the same thing for lunch every day and you will get it for free. What is

the exact thing you're choosing? A sandwich. Because a sandwich could have anything inside it. No, it has to be the exact order of what it is. It's a big commitment to make now. Mints on toast. That's what you would... Mints on toast.

Yeah, mints on toast. Mints on toast is probably my favourite food. It's probably my favourite food. Is it? I have never heard you say that. Really? Have you had mints on toast? I have had mce on toast. Mince on toast is probably my favourite food. It's probably my favourite food. Is it? I have never heard you say that. Really? Have you had mince on toast? I have had mince on toast.

Very good. Put a poached egg on top of it. It's not bad. Yeah, very good. Have you been to Orphan's Kitchen? Great mince on toast there. No, because I don't want to pay $45 for mince on toast. Good mince on toast, though.

That's where Lord gets his mince on toast. Let's go to Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hello. Do you eat the same thing Every day Shannon? Um yes Okay what is it?

Potatoes Potatoes Wait so do you have Potatoes For breakfast Lunch and dinner? Yeah so Breakfast

Hash brown Yeah Lunch Chip And then dinner Whatever type of potato I want to eat Mashed potato

Scallop potato Yeah Potato to eat. Mashed potato, scallop potato. Yeah. Potato. A little potato. Baked potato. I mean, potatoes are very... Versatile. Versatile.

So, you know. Hugely starchy, though. You sound like you would be the stiffest person I've ever met. Stiffest? No, I'm pretty loose. Right, okay. Fair enough. I wouldn't have said that, but that's all good.

Are you getting all your vitamins and nutrients? Are you getting everything you need from potatoes? Yeah, no, there's veggies around it. Right, okay. But potatoes have to be there. Okay, all right. Technically, a potato is a vegetable, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she's good to go. Yeah, but eat the rainbow. I think, good idea, Shannon. Thank you, Shannon. Not the potato. We've got to move on. Bree's losing it over the looseness comment. What? Olivia's here. Yeah, but eat the rainbow. I think, good idea, Shannon. Thank you, Shannon. We've got to move on. Bree's losing it over the looseness comment. What?

Olivia's here. Hi, Olivia. Hiya, team. How's it going? Good, thanks, Olivia. Tell us, who's the person that eats the same thing every day? It's my partner. So every day in the winter, it's a toasted sandwich with ham, cheese and pineapple and not even good

ham, like really crap ham. Yeah, yeah. And then he mixes it up in the summer and the spring to sandwiches with beetroot, ham and lettuce. Right, okay. I love the idea that the calendar changes and he's like, oh, time for my spring diet.

I'm actually just saying to him, well, the weather's warming up. Are you ready to go to sandwiches now? Yeah. Oh, wait, so they're toasted in the winter and they're sandwiches in the summer. Is that what it is? Yep. It's him mixing it up with the same muesli bar every time, a banana and an apple.

Do you kind of love that about him? That he's so predictable? Oh. I think variety is the spice of life. He wants to eat the same thing every day? I agree, Olivia. I need some. That's the only thing I look forward to these days.

I need some variety. Yeah, minus your salads on Fridays, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, we don't touch the salads on Fridays. Minus the breezer salad on a Friday. We don't touch that. That is sacred. And the glass of liquid grapes.

Yeah, it's sacred. That's the one. Okay, hey, thanks, Olivia. Good luck changing him. I don't think you ever will, by the way. No, no chance. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Olivia.

He's yours for the rest of time. I love that he has toasted in the winter. Yes. He goes, babe, I am changing it up. I'm having fresh in the summer. In the summer, yeah. In my muesli bar. My Uncle Toby's.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Dean, I'm so excited for this. The Britney Spears, Elton John collab has leaked. It's leaked, and I'm excited too, Brie. Very cool. Tiny Dancer is the song, but unfortunately it's leaked,

and fans are not happy about it. Okay, they think it's very disrespectful that Britney Spears has waited all this time to finally have some new music. Not that it's new music, but it's her new music with Elton John. What a legend. And that people are leaking it and plugging it online. So it was supposed to come out, I think, for a couple of weeks. And I've also heard some rumors here in Hollywood that it's actually

going to be a bit different to what we've heard and what's been leaked. So, yeah, it's out there. But what we hear when it finally comes out Might actually sound a little bit different It's just clips have been late We've got it here A tiny clip, don't we? And no disrespect to the Britney fans We're playing it, sorry, we're playing it

It's out there Britney will be fine, Elton will be fine Here's Britney and Elton John's Tiny Dancer. Oh, cuts off just before the drop. I'm keen. I'm here for it. It's great. You'll be into that, Dean, won't you? You'll be at the beach clubs in your Speedos dancing to that song, won't you? I know what I the beach clubs in your Speedos and dance into that song, won't you? You know what I think is really cool?

Elton John is parting up with these really cool young chicks and doing songs like him and Dua Lipa, even Britney. I think it's just a moment. He's cracked the code. I can't wait for him to do a song with. Who would be really cool? Doja Cat. Doja Cat and Elton John.

Kedleroy. Kedleroy, yeah. Megan Thee Stallion. Megan Thee Stallion. Lizzo. Elton John. Kid Leroy. Kid Leroy, yeah. Megan Thee Stallion. Megan Thee Stallion. Lizzo. Elton John and Lizzo. That would be awesome. I reckon it's not too far away.

He's crushing it at the moment. And that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McGathey. Bree and Clint. I don't want to scare anybody, but it's time to be real, guys. What? Is it? No, it's not actually time to be real. Oh, it's not time.

I already missed it today. It's like an hour and a half ago. Okay. If you don't know what being real is, oh my God, where have you been? It's only the hottest new social media app in the world. Am I right, Bree? Oh, so right. I'm so on board.

We're going to explain what be real is to you if you don't know. And then we're going to debate the merits of whether you should actually need to be on it or not. Do you need to get the app? Should you be on Be Real? Essentially, it's a photo sharing app, but it's different to Instagram. Why, Brie? It's so different because instead of posting the highlight reel of your life, like you would on Instagram, You just post everyday photos.

Mundane. Boring. Pretty boring stuff where it forces you at certain times of the day to just post what you're doing. And you have to post it within this two-minute window that they give you. The notification goes off and the world flocks to their phones to be real because if you're late, heaven forbid you're late, everybody will get a notification that you posted late.

But you can still post. But you can still post. Late. And no one cares that other people get a notification. Nah. The one thing you can't do is see anybody else's be reals until you've been real. Yeah.

So you have to give a little. Yes, to get. To get. A lot. A lot. A lot of pictures of people's food, people's computer screens at work. Their TV rooms. Their TV at home.

Them hung over if it's Be Real on Sunday morning. On the toilet. You know, just being real. Just being real. I saw a video from a guy in New York City which might prove that the app Be Real has gone mainstream. Okay. Have a listen to this. Guys, I just witnessed the moment that the Be Real team

has probably been dreaming of since the app was conceived. Got the notification. I looked around. Probably saw like 15 to 20 people just like freezing their track. Pull out their phones. Snap the Be Real, get all excited about it. Pretty Black Mary. Pretty Black Mary. Everybody being

real at the same time. We experienced this at our Love Island final party, didn't we? A lot of people being real. The notification went off, the whole room started being real, didn't they? They did. I have deleted the app. Have you deleted it? I've had enough. You're over it.

Too many notifications. It's the same thing every day. To be honest, I... My life is not interesting enough. Yeah, same. I've learned that. To be honest, I already knew that. Yeah, exactly right.

It just makes you realise it even more. So people were like, we've got to be real because Instagram is making us feel bad about our life. Because it's setting an unrealistic standard for what life should be like I love the premise of it but in terms of content that you look at every day, be real is making

me feel bad about my life, pretty boring because it's the same thing every day every day, I don't post if it's like from the same spot where I am every day. I don't post if it's like from the same spot where I am every day because, I mean, what am I going to post? Just the same thing every single day. Well, currently there are 21 million active Be Real users.

It's up to you whether you join or not. It's interesting. It's different. I've just had a great idea. My account, I'm going to turn it into every, I'm just going to post photos from the toilet. So you have two minutes to run to the toilet every time? Yep.

Every time. We've got to play Guess That Voice. Pretty simple game where producer Claude runs the game. She plays us clips of celebrities' voices and we go head-to-head guessing who it is. Carla is going to play with us. Hi, Carla. Hi, Carla. Hi.

How's your hearing? Good? You going to be good at this game? No, it's all right. Then I want you on my team. But do you want to be on my team, or do you want to be on Bree's team? I'll be on Clint's team.

All right, perfect. That means, Lorenza, you're on my team. Hi, is that me? That's you, mate. Wow, are you Lorenza? I'm Lorenza, yeah. Okay means Lorenza, you're on my team. Hi, is that me? That's you, mate. Wow, are you Lorenza? I'm Lorenza, yeah. Okay, then it's you. Cool name, Lorenza.

Where's that from? Thank you. I think it's like Spanish or Italian. Yeah, cool. Okay. Producer Claude, have we got a theme for our voices today? Did you know it's the end of Leo season today? End of what?

Leo season. What's of what? Leo season. What's Leo season? I don't know. Leos are obsessed with their star sign. Sovereign tells you it's Leo season. Today's the last day. SZN, Leo season. Yep, so this theme, they're all Leos, but they all have August birthdays. Okay, right. Yeah, my mum harps on about

Leo season. Jeez, Leos with an August birthday. Why don't you just give us the answers, Claude? Yeah, it really narrows it down, eh? Boom, I've got them all in my brain. Jeez, Leo's with an August birthday. Why don't you just give us the answers, Claude? Yeah, it really narrows it down, eh? Boom, I've got them all in my brain. Okay, Carla and Lorenza, Bree and I will go first and then it's over to you guys, okay?

Yeah, okay. Right, our turn first. Here we go, you guys first. So this person's born on the 21st of August. Who's your celebrity? Women that I know from my generation, baby boomers. Bree!

Bree. Oh, it's Kim Cattrall. It is. Oh. That's good. Getting started. So what about that road I didn't travel? What about doing it now?

I've literally just watched the whole season, every season of Sex and the City, the two movies, and now I'm starting on the reboot. Is it still good? Isn't it weird to think of the girls from Sex and the City as baby boomers? Yeah, it is weird. Yeah. Doesn't it, isn't it weird hearing Kim Cattrall's voice when she's not playing the Samantha character?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does sound quite different. She does. I'm surprised you got that one. Well done. Carla and Lorenza, your buzzers are your names. Oh, okay. We're ready to go with number two.

Ready to go. Come on, Lorenza. This person was born on the 14th of August. Truth is, it's bittersweet, right? Like, you get to a point where you're like, it's time. But on the day, I couldn't stop crying. Oh, my God. I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it.

Play it for them again. Carla, Lorenzo. Truth is, it's bittersweet, right? Like, you get to a point where you're like, it's time. But on the day, I couldn't stop crying. Can I give out a clue? You can give a point where you're like, it's time. But on the day, I couldn't stop crying. Can I give out a clue? You can give a clue. That 70s show.

Ashton Kutcher. Oh, Mila Kunis. Lorenza hit the buzzer first. Who's that? Is it Mila Kunis? It is Mila Kunis. Well, we didn't know, but that's who I thought it was. Yeah, wouldn't have a clue.

Yeah, pretty... Yeah, good point. I was giving out the clues. I didn't even know that it was Mila Kunis. You were right though. Claudia jumps in and goes, that's not the right answer. Okay, one to team Bree and Lorenza. One to team

Oh no, two to team Two to our team. Oh, Carla, I gotta get this one for us, okay? Yeah. You gotta hold it for your team. This person is born on the 1st of August. I was in Vancouver finishing my show. Clint? Ooh, you've buzzed in quite early.

You didn't give yourself a lot of time. Channing Tatum? No. All right, keep playing. I was in Vancouver finishing my show, and I literally finished, and I flew straight to Jordan to start a movie, and I had no time to even see my family.

I'd been away for a month. Lorenza? Oh yeah, go Lorenza. Is it Ryan Gosling? It's not Ryan Gosling. We're going to need a Chloe, producer Chloe. This is the beautiful Aquaman.

Jason Mamal. You got it. Was it? I was in Vancouver finishing my show and I literally finished and I flew straight to start moving. I had no time to even see my family. I'd been away for a month.

Does anyone else always picture him to have a Kiwi accent? Yeah, I do too. I always picture him to have a Kiwi accent. Oh, Carla, we got pantsed. That is 3-0 to Team Bree and Lorenza. Yeah. 50 KFC chicken dollars, Lorenza, coming your way. Oh, that's nice.

Yes, it is. Delightful. Bree and Clint. Do you love a brand so much that you wanted to give it a tribute on your body? Like you did. What? With your favourite TV show. Just above your left breast it just says,

Bazinga. Bazinga. Wouldn't it be Boobzinga? That would have been a good idea, but you got Bazinga. Well, you got it wrong. It's actually on my left butt cheek. Is it? And it looks like it's a word bubble.

Yeah, right. It's coming out of, yeah. And when people hook up with you and take you home, you call it the Big Bang Theory. It's Poozinga. But we're asking you guys, have you got one? We want to hear about it. Joe, g'day, mate.

Hi, Joe. Hey, how's it going? Good. Thanks. It's your friend who's got a brand logo tattooed on his body. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. It's a friend who's got a brand logo tattooed on his body. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. It's from a mate of mine from Dunedin.

I was lost for any inspiration for what he wanted tattooed on him, so I told him to get the Billy Man because he's just obsessed with Billy Mavericks. Billy Mavericks bourbon and coke. He got it on his body. Yeah. Whereabouts? It was on his upper arm. That's a great reason to get a tattoo, eh?

I've got no idea what to get for a tattoo, but I know I should get a tattoo. And then just look at anything that's around you and go, I'll get that. Please tell me he at least enjoys a Billy Maverick. Does he drink them? Yeah, he pretty much bleeds bourbon at this point. You know, I'd never had a Billy Maverick until the New Year's just gone,

and I got asked to take part in a sculling competition. Of Billy Mavs? You know, I'd never had a Billy Maverick until the New Year's just gone. Oh, yeah. And I got asked to take part in a sculling competition. Of Billy Mavs. Of Billy Mavs. Mm-hmm. And it came out my nose. So it was a good time. Yeah, good stuff.

I mean, for the parts I did taste, not bad. You should get the tattoo, I reckon. Malcolm's here. G'day, Malcolm. Hi, Malcolm. How are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, is it you, Malcolm, that has a tattoo of a brand?

It is me. What have you got? I've got no fear on my shoulder, my left shoulder. Nice vintage reference. No fear. I had a no fear flexi cap in the 2000s. Yeah, they were so solid. All I think of is the Velcro wallets.

Yes, no fear wallets. I had a No Fear single strap backpack. Those ones that went across the body with a cell phone holder. What about the big long denim shorts that had the No Fear on the pocket? No Fear motorbike riding gear was my inspiration.

Does the brand still exist, Malcolm? You've got the tattoo. Can you still buy No Fear stuff? You can. It's. Can you still buy No Fear stuff? You can. It's actually starting to make a little bit of a comeback in the States. It won't be long before it's there again. There you go. Again.

You'll be the coolest guy around. I can't wait for Hot Tuna to come back in. Millie's here. Hi, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. A friend of yours is about to get a brand-name tattoo.

What is it? He is getting the four-square guy on his thigh. Legendary. This is quite common in New Zealand, isn't it? Yeah, I feel like it is. I feel like he's such an iconic New Zealand character. Absolutely. Very, very recognisable, yeah.

Yeah, I wonder if there's any copyright issues because ultimately Mr Foursquare... Your body, your choice. Yeah, but he's owned by the big supermarkets, you know? They're going to come for you? Is that how it works? Surely that's all brands though. Yeah, right.

Every brand's a tattoo. True, true, true, true, true. I would say you would get a discount if you showed your tattoo. At Foursquare? Like a lifetime discount? Yeah. Yeah, right. I think so.

Okay, maybe they take you to a special VIP aisle at the Foursquare. I don't know. Kaz is here. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, guys. How are we? Good, thank you.

Karen, is it you that has a tattoo of a brand name? I do. I think you guys might need a little bit of a deep breath before this one. Oh, my God. Okay. We're sitting down. Oh, I'm excited. What is it?

I've got the Durex brand on the side of my wrist. I just drum rolled over you, but did you just say you have the Durex logo tattooed on your wrist? On my ribs? Yeah.

On your ribs? On your ribs? Karen. Yeah. Why? Well, it's honestly, it makes sense to hear the story.

Once I got told, when I was old enough to get told all about the birds and the bees, my mum sat me down and told me that that got told, when I was old enough to get told all about the birds and the bees, my mum sat me down and told me that that was the reason that I was born

because that brand did not clearly work for her. If it wasn't for Jeric, I wouldn't be here today. Okay, so where does it jump from that being a funny story from your mum to you getting it tattooed

on your body? I mean, you know, why am I here? Because of Jeric. If it wasn't for them, I'd be in a bin somewhere. Can I just check? Karen, you're a true Kiwi legend.

Can I just check? Did you get it tattooed on your ribs? Yes, Karen. Because it's like a ribbed Jurex. Is that why it's on your ribs? You know, I didn't ask that many details from mum, but I'll definitely give it a double check. Like ribbed for extra, you know.

For extra life. You know how you can get ribbed for extra, you know. For extra life. You know how you can get ribbed ones? Anyway. Karen, is your tattoo like an opened one or a closed one?

No, it's just the word. Just the logo. Just the word. It's not too bad. You go home with a guy and he's like, we should use protection

and you say, babe, I am protection. Karen, take a bow, my friend. Some heroes don't wear capes.

Nice work, Karen. Love it. She's a legend. My lady has posted on TikTok about the contents of her hospital bag that her boyfriend packed for her. And he's been roasted by two million people so far. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I need to know before we get into this.

Was he in a rush? Doesn't seem like it. But I'm sure he would have felt the pressure. So he may have got himself into a rush. For context, she's 33 weeks pregnant and had to head to hospital unexpectedly and pretty urgently. So that's why they didn't have the pre-packed bag. She didn't have the grab bag ready to go.

She was still two and a bit months away from expecting to give birth. Okay. So she didn't have it ready. Or maybe she had to, yeah, it must have been too early. I hate packing my own bag. So I can only imagine the pressure of packing. For your partner? Your partner's bag.

And then on top of that, who's just had a baby. You know what I mean? Not a good job. So you're her in this situation. Okay. I'm him. What would you hope that I packed in your bag? Undies.

Yeah. Main thing. Good idea, yeah. Socks. Socks. Hospitals can get cold. Good idea, socks. Socks.

I'm not wearing a bra. No, no bras. Nocks. Socks, oh yeah. Hospitals can get cold. Good idea, socks, yeah. Socks. I'm not wearing a bra. No, no bras. No bras, don't need a bra. A nice, like, kind of loose-fitting nightie. A dressing gown, maybe? A dressing gown, nightie, slippers. Oh, good idea. Let me run you through the things that he has packed in there.

Okay, and there's some good and some bad. I better have packed a bloody toothbrush. First thing in the bag, toothbrush. Good. Solid. What goes on a toothbrush? Toothpaste.

So he's packed a nearly empty tube of toothpaste. That's alright. You can get that from the gift shop. Not so good. Yeah, sure, yeah.

They'll give you hospital toothpaste. Track pants. Good. She's in the northern hemisphere though and it's currently 33 degrees. I don't know if I want to put on tracksuit pants after I've had a baby.

Uh, deodorant. He put a stick of deodorant in there. Okay, yeah. Yeah, positive. Uh, face wipes. Face wipes, yeah, good. That's good. But no, no like facial cleaning solution.

So no cleanser. He's just gone trickle of washing their face. I'll give her these dry face wipes. Contact lens case. So she obviously wears contact lenses. But no contact lens solution. Just the... Okay.

He's gone, I've seen her use this case thing every night. I better pack a boy. Solid. Undies. He did better pack a boy out. Solid. Undies. He did put undies in there. Good. He packed her a whole lot of old G-strings. What are you thinking, mate?

He's obviously gone, these are the undies I like her to wear. I would be packing the biggest granny panties that I own. She's gone in there to give birth and he's bagged a G-string. But you want to still be sexy, don't you, love? He's also packed some of his clothes in there, which I think is quite nice, right? Yeah.

Some of his clothes for her to wear so she can be comfy. The things that she would have liked in there were her medication. That's a good one. Her comfortable clothes, Something to sleep in. A maternity bra. Some pads. Some snacks. A phone charger.

Oh, of course. And maybe the most important thing that she would have liked him to pack in the baby birth bag. Yes. Something for the baby to wear. Sidebarbar Boring But interesting How light is it outside? It's so light

How light is it outside? Has daylight savings started? Nah No? Nah Isn't it like a month away? I'm just I'm confused by daylight savings

Everybody's confused by daylight savings It takes me about You know The time That it lasts to actually understand it and then it changes again. No one's more confused about daylight savings than the clock on my microwave though.

It has no idea what year it is. Do you ever change it? No. No, you just leave it. Just let it roll. To be fair, if I'm late for an appointment, I don't generally run to the microwave. Oh, you don't?

No. Oh, that don't? No. Oh, that's my sole form of telling time. Is that your clock of choice, is it? Yeah, 100%. I need to get you a wrist microwave. Oh, my God, that's a great idea. That is such a good idea. Wrist microwave.

Wrist microwave. Put in a little hot pocket in the wrist microwave. Beeps at you every 30 seconds. Hey, we need to talk about this story that is getting world attraction. Not world attraction. It's getting... Yeah, worldly attention because there's a cafe owner... Mute.

Mute. Sorry, carry on. Still didn't say the other one. Hey, it's an Aussie cafe owner and essentially there's this situation that's gone on in the cafe where one of his staff members had an incident with another staff member in front of some customers. Like a run-in? I think they had a bit of a disagreement.

It wasn't anything too bad. An argument. An argument, a bit of a disagreement. Anyway, apparently the female staff member said that she was having some women's issues and it was that time of the month for her. Oh, okay. And she was a bit hormonal. Okay, sure.

Anyway, he said after that... Women's issues. After that situation, he decided they need to come up with some sort of a system where they need to be able to identify if women identify if it's that time of the month. Excuse me? He wants a system to identify when his female staff are menstruating. Exactly. So he thinks it'd be a great idea if they just wore stickers.

He said, you know, I just want to know when it's that time of the month so he can give them the extra space they need. So branding them with a big, probably red, I'd say red sticker on their clothes so that not only him but all the other staff members, including the customers, everyone knows that it is the Crimson Wave month. Right, okay. Everyone knows that it is the Crimson Wave month. Right. Okay. Now, let's just assume that he's doing it for good reasons.

Okay? Let's assume that he wants to help his female staff. I'm really trying. I'm trying. Just assume it. Assume it. But it's ignorant. So assume he wants to do best by his female staff.

Well, I mean, that's what he's kind of saying. And he wants to help them. He wants to know so he can be more sympathetic to you once a month for five days a month or whatever. Why do the customers need to know? Exactly. Why does everyone need to know? Why does every person that walks into that cafe goes,

there's one, there's one, there's one. Do you think he thought he was being like? Woke. Yeah. Do you think? Surely he can't think that. Surely, do you think maybe he goes, I'm not afraid of talking about that stuff.

I find it a bit yucky, but I don't mind talking about it. No, I think he is afraid. That's why he just wants him to wear a sticker so he knows he can steer clear. Oh, she's got a sticker on. I'm just going to back away slowly. If it meant that you got special treatment from Ross Boss once a month, would you wear the sticker?

No. Actually, and when producer Megan and I started talking about this before the show, there used to be a system here at ZM. There was. And it wasn't implemented by anyone. No. The girls in the office, we used to put these little blood drop soft toys that you get from when you're giving blood. Thank God you said it was a soft toy. Yeah. What

we would do is we would smear the top of our monitor with blood. No. And that told you that I'm riding the crimson wave. Commemorate that time. No, it'd be the little soft toys you get from giving blood And people would put them on top of their little cubby At their desk And what did that mean? That means that it was that time of the month No, I know, but what did you want people who saw that

Oh, nothing To do? We just thought it was funny Oh, right, okay Yeah, that was our own decision Well, that's why I was doing it You didn't want people to bring you like a hot chocolate or something like that? Nah

Nah Nah? Nah. Nah. Nah? Nah, we don't need special treatment. We just need you to not talk to us. Stay away from us and not get too close. Right, okay. Well, I think we can do that.

I'll order the stickers. Bright red, please. Yeah, right. Or fluoro pink. Bree and Clint. Oh. Hey. It's my birthday. Or fluoro pink. Bree and Clint. Oh. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's do a birthday banger to get you home for a Monday. Three of you, what was number one on your 16th birthdays? Well, we're going to find out and play our favourite one. Olivia is here. Kia ora, Olivia. G'day, Liv. Hi, how's it going?

Good, mate. How was your weekend? Yeah, it was pretty good. What did you get up to? Not much. Just really enjoying the weather, actually. It was really nice. It was nice weather yesterday.

Yeah, well, it's good weather yesterday. Why are you freaking out about it? I was going to say, I was like, Saturday wasn't, was it? Well, no, yeah, there's... Well, I mean, people do live in other places other than Auckland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Olivia, what's your birthday? It's 11 May 2000. All right, that means you were 16, easy math, in 2016.

And on the 11th of May in 2016, this was number one. Designer. Panda. We didn't hear a lot from Designer after this. No. He was on a Kanye album and that was about it. This song was massive, though. This was huge.

Do you like your birthday banger, Olivia? I actually have never heard it before. You've never heard Panda? No. Wow, okay. It was a pretty viral song, wasn't it? Yeah, if it had come out in the age of TikTok, it would have been a huge TikTok song.

Let's go to Tegan. Kia ora, Tegan. Hi, Tegan. Hi, hello. Tegan, I believe you've already done your birthday banger, but you want to do your husband's. Yes, that's right. Okay, cool.

Wait, what did you get for yours? Nelly, it's getting hot in here. Oh, true. Good birthday, Banger. That's a great one. Let's see what your husband gets. What's his birthday? 27th of February, 1986.

All right. That means he was 16 in 2002. And on your hubby's 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Banger. It's a good one. It's a good one. I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time. Banger. It's a good one. It's a good one. And she's coming here for ZM's Friday Jams Live this November as well. Ashanti with Ja Rule and Always On Time.

It's a good one, Tegan. You and your husband both power couple birthday bangers. Yeah, you both got great birthday bangers. One more for Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

How are you? Yeah, great. Thank you. Did you have a good weekend? Yes, I did, actually. It was my niece's birthday yesterday. Oh, cute. So we drove like two and a half hours after I finished work on Saturday to come and surprise her.

Oh, that's very sweet. That's really sweet, Ella. And that's a good auntie award. Let's do your birthday banger for you. What's your birthday? 2nd of October, 1997. That means you were 16 in 2013. And on the 2nd of October, 2013,

this would have been at number one. Came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard Like you at the third birthday party. Coming in like a wrecking ball. Some preloading in the car, ready to go. A few lemonades at the party. Down a bit of fairy bread.

Do you like this era of Miley Cyrus, Ella? That was 100% a guilty pleasure song of mine whenever I was this time by myself. Totally agree. It's an iconic song. Wait there, we've got a big decision to make. 100% a guilty pleasure song of mine whenever I was at home by myself. Yeah. Totally agree. It's an iconic song. Wait there, we've got a big decision to make. It's either Panda, Designer.

I feel like that's out. I feel like that's not going to win. Yeah. It's out of Ashanti and Miley Cyrus. I'm always usually pretty set on what I want to choose for birthday banger, but I'm really torn today. I'm going to vote for Ashanti and Ja Rule

because that song has got me really excited for Friday Jams Live.. I'm going to vote for Ashanti and Ja Rule, because that song has got me really excited for Friday Jams Live. So I'm going to vote for that. Yeah, true. But I hear it on Friday Jams sometimes. Yeah, go on, Ashanti. You hear Miley Cyrus on Friday. That's true. You've got to stop making that the rule,

because we play good songs on Friday Jams. So if that's going to cancel out every birthday banger, it's fatalistic. I voted for Ashanti already. Yeah, right. Congratulations, Tegan. Your partner Adam has won birthday banger this afternoon. Yay! Yay!

Let him know for us, okay, Tegan? Thanks, guys. No worries, mate. We've got to stop arguing in front of the listeners. I know. It's getting awkward, eh awkward Let's do it off mic Yeah Alright mics are off

Tell me what you really think Well I actually don't mind you Yeah that's what I was going to say too Yeah yeah yeah I'm not always there But I'm always on time And I gave you my all

Now baby Be mine I'm always on time And I gave you my all Now baby, be mine I can't always have you call But I'm always on time And I gave you my all Now baby, be mine Come on and get a piece of this Late night lover, you know Always on time

Zed and Brian Clint, Ashanti with Ja Rule. That's always on time If that brought you Some throwback memories Yeah throw it Throw it back Then see her live At Friday Jams

Suffering succotash That's threw back This November Tickets are on sale Right now to be there Quick age game guys How old is Ashanti? How old's Ashanti?

Go on get in Get in your How old is Ashanti? How old's Ashanti? Go on, get in your numbers. I believe Ashanti is 42. 42 from Clint Claude. I always highball, so I'm going to go lower and say 39. Okay. Megan. I was going to go 45. Ashanti.

He's 41. So she was 21 when that song came out Turning 42 in October She still looks amazing She is beautiful What movie was she in? Was it Prisoner of Azkaban?

I think she Was she in the movie Have you guys ever seen the Nick Cannon film, Love Don't Cost a Thing? No. I'm pretty, oh no, that's Samantha Bamba. I also haven't seen The Prisoner of Eskaban. Right. Is that a Harry Potter film?

Yeah. We're not a Harry Potter show. Not particularly. She could have been in it, you don't know. Let me Google. No, don't worry. Apparently she was in John Tucker Must Die. That's what she was in.

That's what I was thinking of. Which was starring the hot gardener from Desperate Housewives. Oh yeah. Jesse something? Also the guy. Jesse Metcalf. He was also the guy that was on that TV show Passions. Right. Do you remember that show? No. It was hectic AF.

Let's talk tourist attractions because I mean mean, the world is opening up. People are travelling. I see it all over my Instagram. Stop posting your photos from Europe. I'm happy for you that you got to see the Trivi Fountain, okay? I don't need to see it. I love that you're there. I just don't want to know about it.

Oh, you found the world's best calamari in Greece. Good for you. Put it in your personal file. You're having pizza in about it. Oh, you found the world's best calamari in Greece. Good for you. Put it in your personal file. You're having pizza in Napoli. Oh, fun. No, I'm happy. I'm happy for you. Look, a study's been done where they've essentially scoured the internet

and gathered all of the negative comments versus the positive comments about tourist attractions from around the world. Right. And they've pretty much devised a top 10 most disappointing tourist attractions based on the comments. Interesting. Okay. So, I mean, how many do you want? Do you want all 10?

Yeah, give me the top 10. Okay. The top 10, starting from number 10, most disappointing tourist attractions, Buckingham Palace. I was not disappointed. You weren't? I think it would have been. I mean, I've never been. But the Queen doesn't live there at the moment. It's being renovated, so maybe

that's why. Okay, sure. Quite a lot of negative comments. Maybe these people who are expected to go in. And sit on the toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, do that stuff. Coming in at number 9, this one I completely disagree. The Pyramids of Giza. Oh, no. People who say they're disappointed by those have not done their research.

What are you talking about? I've never been there. But if you knew what you were looking at, how could you possibly be disappointed? You can't be disappointed by those. I mean, I've never been. I've never been. But I know that it would be – I've heard amazing things about the pyramids.

Okay, that's number nine. Number eight, the Empire State Building. Wrong. Wrong. Which I've heard is also amazing. Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. That is amazing.

It's iconic. It's not the best view of New York at the top of it. You're better to go up the other one. What's it called? The Rockefeller Centre. And look at it. And look at the Empire State Building. But the Empire State Building is not disappointing.

Okay, yeah, sure. People said a lot of people were left unimpressed. It'll take you two and a half hours to get up. Yeah. People were unimpressed due to unpredictable weather most of the time. Which, I mean, it's not the Empire State Building. No. Number seven, the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Really? It's disappointing. That's what people are saying. Never been. I've heard that it's the only good thing in Pisa, though. So you go all this way there. Like Pisa's a bit of an asshole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Their buildings are falling over. Literally. People say it's terrible, overrated, mass tourist trap. It is, though. That's what a lot of people are saying. Let's just breathe. I'd still like to see it.

I'd still like to see it, too. Number six, the White House. You can't get close to the White House. You have to look at it from the fence, right? Yeah, yep. Yeah, that's come in at number six. Number five, Big Ben. Oh. People are saying, I've seen number six. Number five, Big Ben. Oh.

People are saying, I've seen Big Ben. I went to see Big Ben. Is that it? I went to see Big Ben on my honeymoon, and when we got there, he was covered in scaffolding. Oh. Now fixing Big Ben. Your wife would have been devo.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely gutted at that. Good scaffolding, though. I bet. Number four, the Hollywood sign. Not disappointing at all. I scaffolding though. I bet. Number four, the Hollywood sign. Not disappointing at all. I agree with you. You and I went together a few years ago. I loved it. Although

member producer Ben got us that special hook up and she drove us up a private road and we basically were touching the H of the Hollywood sign. Yeah, that is true. If you didn't get that close to it then maybe it's a bit disappointing. Yeah, someone said not as amazing as TV makes out. It's that is true. If you didn't get that close to it, then maybe it's a bit disappointing. Yeah, someone said, not as amazing as TV makes out. It's a bit disappointing.

Just don't go out of your way for it. I loved it. I thought it was very cool. Number three, Stonehenge. Stonehenge. Stonehenge. Okay, yeah. People don't know how it got there, guys. But I have heard it described as just a pile of rocks. Yeah.

And apparently it's been built. Back to the Hollywood sign for a second. Yeah. Remember the lady who took us up there to see the Hollywood sign told us that she keeps a bucket of white paint in the back of her car because if anyone graffitis the Hollywood sign, she touches it up. She gives it a touch up while she's up there.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's right. That was wild, eh? Yeah. Yeah, apparently Stonehenge has been built next to a busy, sorry, not built, a busy motorway has been built next to it. So it's not really the.

Are you blaming the town planners of Stonehenge? Stonehenge sort of thought about that. I mean, obviously that's the best place for a motorway to go in. Number two is the Palace of Versailles. Versailles? I've never even heard of it. The Palace of Versailles? Versailles? I've never even heard of it. The Palace of Versailles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I did when I was writing this list? I went, I better check how that's pronounced. Versailles? Versailles? Just breeze through it. Keep going. I think I like my way better. Palace of Versailles.

Yeah, never heard of it. I've never even heard of that place. I don't know too much about it, but I know that it's not called the Vesalus. The number one. I'm just going to keep going. Number one, most disappointing tourist attraction. All producers donate like you don't know what things are called.

God damn it. Never going to live this down. The Hollywood Walk of Fame is the most disappointing. It's awful, yeah. It's dirty. It's weird. And you don't know who half the celebrities are. It's awful, yeah. It's dirty. It's weird. And you don't know who half the celebrities are. And by the time you get to a certain area,

if you're like, oh, I want to find Christopher Walken star. You'll get there. There'll be a Christopher Walken impersonator and he'll charge you $50 for a photo with him. And you won't get a choice whether you're having the photo or not. He'll take it and then he'll charge you. He's like, photo, you owe me $50. We were going to do a list of world's worst tourist attractions.

Do you want to do that? I feel like I've already done them. I feel like we've nailed it. And after the Vesalas debacle, I think we should move on. Palacios of Vesalas. Bree and Clint. You don't think anyone heard that thing that happened before? Nah.

Vesalas. What is it? Vesace. Vesai. Vesai. Palant. Learn. Okay. Sorry. We were it? Versace. Versailles. Versailles. Palette. Learn! Okay. Sorry, we were just, Brie and Clint, we were just

talking about overrated tourist attractions before and we were like, there's no way the pyramids could be overrated, but neither of us had ever been there. No. They were like number seven on the list. Someone's texted in and said the pyramids are definitely disappointing. There's a township built right up to it.

KFC, McDonald's, et cetera. I've seen the pictures from, I think it's the roof of, I don't know what takeaways, but where you can sit and have your takeaways and the backdrop is the pyramids. So what about that? Where's the bad bit? Fantastic.

You're telling me I can have KFC at the Pyramids? Great. I'm sorry, I don't know what you're travelling for if that's not what it is. Well, you do that. I'm going to Versace, whatever it is. Someone on this show lived my dream, probably your dream too over the weekend, with a big lotto win.

Build-ups. We're talking double digits here. You're really Double digits Producer Claude Did I or did I not Tell you to buy a lotto ticket This week You did

Because I've had some bad luck Recently You had a run of bad luck You had a three Yeah I had three And you said it comes in threes So You're due

Get a lotto ticket And so I did You did Please tell The Brinklin family How much that lotto ticket Won you Seventy one dollars

Seventy one schmackaroos That's my dream Clint family, how much that lotto ticket won you? $71. 71 schmackaroos. That's my dream, to win something on lotto. You've won something. You win a bonus ticket. I have won the odd $16 prize as well. That's not bad. Look, I thought this was particularly poignant for you then, Claude. It's advice on how to handle a big windfall in your life.

I've never had that much money in one go. Don't spend it all at once. It can ruin you. And make sure you pay taxes on it. Oh, true. No, no, fun fact. You don't have to pay taxes on the lotto win in New Zealand. No matter how much you win, it's a windfall gain.

You get to keep all of it. That's good. Isn't that incredible? That's amazing. So all $76. $71. $71 staying with you. I mean, $76. $71. $71, staying with you. I mean, $76 would have been too much.

I would have lost myself. That's unrelatable. It's too much. She wouldn't have been at work today. This is real advice, though, for anyone who has come into money. A best-selling personal finance author says the best strategy to avoid a financial spiral after coming into a large sum of money is... Do nothing for at least one year.

Right. Do not touch that $71 for an entire year. Don't touch it. Just let it sit there. Just let it sit there. So you're telling me that if I win the Mega Powerball, $40 million, the best thing I should do is just live my life normally. Correct.

You should. You should not tell anybody. You should not change your lifestyle. You should not increase your outgoings whatsoever. According to Frances Cook, she hosts the podcast Cooking the Books, you need to avoid what's called new money shock because that's where people get caught up. That's where it ruins people's lives.

I feel like, you know, a year is a long time to just literally not touch it. Can't I just buy, like, you know, like a cool car or something? You shouldn't. You shouldn't. What about a boat? No, you shouldn't. A jet ski. Okay, jet ski.

These are emotional purchases that you don't actually know if you want. It's $40 million. Who doesn't want a jet ski? I think if I buy a little jet ski, it'll be $140 million. It's important not to let yourself get swept up in the emotion of a big windfall. What are you talking about? I'm not getting swept up.

I want $40 million. Give your mind time to calm, okay? Calm and rationalize the amount of money that you have, okay? This goes for anyone who gets a big inheritance too. If grandma pops her clogs, do not go and blow that money on a brand new, you know, Suzuki Swift. You know who we should be calling and giving this advice to? My childhood friend, Katie Drake. I heard she won the Powerball. Three times!

Three times! Bree and Clint. Time for the latest With our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy This story's interesting So Kate Moss 90s supermodel icon Recent defendant

No, witness In the Johnny Depp trial She was on there on Zoom They used to date They used to date. They used to date, yeah. She's an absolute icon. Dean, she's got a new business, a new product. She does.

It's a wellness brand, and she's going to rival Gwyneth Paltrow's brand called Good. But wait for it. Kate Moss's brand, ready for it, is called Cosmos. Love it. Cosmos for Kate Moss. I'm dead. I was like, whoever came up with that, pay rise. That was brilliant. Anyway, so what we're getting is Cosmos. Love it. Cosmos. I'm dead. I was like, whoever came up with that, pay rise.

That was brilliant. Anyway, so what we're getting is Cosmos. I'm just living for it. It's a wellness brand, but let me tell you this. It's bougie, super bougie. Like you sell basically at the moment it's tea bags, and the tea bags, quote, will protect your body against toxins. Wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. She's selling those, she's selling like, you know how you always went on the internet and they were like trying to peddle like weight loss tea? Fit teas. Fit teas. Is she selling like that kind of style tea? Yeah.

90s, supermodel, cigarette smoking, cocaine doing, wine swilling, babe, Kate Moss. Give me five boxes. She screams wellness. Everything about her, her whole aesthetic screams wellness. I don't understand when it comes to green teas and all those different types of teas. I like my English breakfast or my Earl Grey's. That's it.

That's what tea tastes like, Dave. You obviously haven't had those teas that make you shit yourself, okay? Those are the weight loss teas. That's how you lose the weight. Right. No, I've tried to steer clear of those. Yeah, I would too. Not a good idea.

Yeah. You going to get on the Kate Moss tea, Dean? Oh, yeah. I'm on the green. I drink green tea all day. That's all I drink. Did you know that? I have about three green teas a day.

That's my caffeine source. Wait. Love green tea. I think I did know that about you, actually. Yeah. Yeah. three green teas a day. That's my caffeine source. Wait. Love green tea. I think I did know that about you, actually. Yeah. Yeah. The green teas. He's got the teas.

He bought the vagina candle. He's on board. He's a wellness expert, and he's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. It's called Euphoria, and that's the end of the show, everybody. He should pitch that song to that show. Which show? Euphoria and that's the end of the show, everybody. He should pitch that song to that show. Which show? Euphoria.

Oh, right. You got me. I set you up for these jokes and you just, honestly. Okay, let's do it again. Okay, all right. Okay, you ready? It's brilliant. That's new.

Harper Fernandes at him. It's called Euphoria and that's the end of the show. Hey, he should pitch that song to that show. What show? Oh, you know that show, Big Bang Theory. That's what they pay us, the big bucks. Right? That's what they pay us, the big bucks.

Crush that. Yeah. Why did I say the Big Bang Theory? I hate that show. Well, you're not getting a third go, so. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Have a great night, everybody.

We'll see you guys back on the Brian Clint Show tomorrow. Bye, guys. ZM the Brian Clint show tomorrow Bye guys