ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd February 2021

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, a fresh week with Caitlin. Now that my, I mean now that we've finished, can I undo my jeans? You are becoming Brie. Oh yeah, she taught me how to put the hair tie around them. Although she wouldn't wait for the show to finish. Yeah, well no, I'm just new here so I didn't know what was acceptable. What if I said no? Then I'd be like, don't be a... that's

shaming. I know you're not. I don't know. I'd be like, fair enough. Bree's hack is a very good one. It's on our Facebook page somewhere. If you search Bree pants hack or something. It's a very good one. It involves a hair tie and the belt loop.

Just makes them a bit bigger so you don't have to... Why don't girls wear belts? Because a belt would do that as well. You could just undo the bit and then loosen the belt. But we're trying to make them looser, not tighter. Belts make them tighter. The issue is if you're wearing tighter jeans, you can't go any looser than that. And I want to eat some hot chippies on the way home.

Oh, yum. Are you going to go to Macca's or something? No Are they on the ferry? No There's no food or drink Do you have to go to Burger Boy? And get them

And then take them on the ferry maybe I kind of don't want like I know this is like First world problems I'm sure the podcast is really interested in this I don't want thin chips I want like fish and chip shop chips Thin caps Well fish and chip shop chips thick caps

well fish and chip shop chips which I wonder what they call them overseas because Americans would call fries fries which is shoestring fries

I guess they'd call our fish and chips thick cut maybe would they yeah I'd say so it's not like you need to get one from a bar

or something but it's not like they do them you want some Mr. Chip's chips I might order Uber 8 oh you know what you could do Mr. Chip's chips I might order Uber Eats oh you know what you could do

Mr. Chips chips yeah you could go past Burger Fuel there'd be a little bit of a Brit-a-Mart oh yeah Burger Fuel

would do them oh but then I can't go past the Kumara chips but wouldn't a nice packet of fish and chips yeah on the ferry be nice but then I also

like you want to have dinner I'm having dinner yeah sign on it is a snack Burger Fuel Burger Fuel Burger Fuel I reckon just get some just pass that or go to the You want to have dinner? I'm heading dinner, yeah. Needed as a snack. Burger fuel.

Burger fuel. Burger fuel. I reckon just get some, just pass that. Do I have to share that with people on the ferry? Or go to the Empire, the bar across the road. Ah, yep, yep, yep. But be prepared to pay $12 for chips. Yeah, and it's a solo mish, chip mish. Solo chip mish.

Yeah, maybe I'll just tell my friend that I'm running a bit late. Why don't you grab a small bag of chips, not... Oh, we've got to also clarify for people overseas who don't call chips, chips. Oh, fries. We're talking hot chips. We're talking hot chips. Not crisps. And then you've also got crisps.

Yeah, crisps. Which are chips. Oh, far out. Posh and chips. Anyway. Enjoy those. Yum. Thank you.

Chicken salt? No, not for a vegetarian. Oh, yeah. Who knew that there's actually chicken and chicken salt? I know. Is there? Yeah. Because I used to eat chicken chips or chicken crisps.

And then my friend's like, that's so weird that you're vegetarian and you eat them. And I'm like, yeah, but it's like fake flavoring. You've been vegan for two days. How's that? Is that intentional or because you've been living with a vegan? Because I've been Living with a vegan Yeah

And it's good It's good But I'm I felt a bit weak Yeah What have you been Having in your coffee Sweet

I don't have milk In my coffee anyway I have oat milk Oh I know How do you milk an oat Well Clint You get bad tweets

Yeah that was a dead joke I was like How do you milk an almond Well Sorry if I'm being my true self Almonds aren't very sustainable Because you are a dad You are a dad

Almonds aren't sustainable Almonds are killing the bees Yeah The bees? Yeah Read into it man Big almonds The best one's oat

Then it's soy I believe Or hemp Is it soy full of hormones? Anything hemp is great No but how does it taste? Hey Ben what do you think? I don't care Yeah I zoned out for a bit

Sorry Ben's an A2 man these days He's not What's A2? He's not Good question What milk do you drink? Blue

Solid blue? Yep Not light blue? I don't think so I've got to get you Into silver top bro Change your life What about yellow

Full fat Oh really Full fat Is it cream There was an orange one Wandering around a while ago We're drinking Unpasteurised

No non No pasteurised But non homogenised I don't know There's cream in the top of it When you open the milk You can't even get the milk out Because there's solid cream

In the top of it And do you just If you have your coffee That morning Do you do like a cream scenario No, there's cream in the top of it. When you open the milk, you can't even get the milk out because there's solid cream in the top of it. And do you just, if you have your coffee that morning, do you do like a cream scenario? Affogato. Yeah. Affogato? That's how I'm keeping this full figure. That's like ice cream, right?

Yes. Oh, yeah. So I keep these curves looking natural. Did any of you guys ever have like grandparents that had like coffee, cream and like, you know the sugary stuff that they put in? Creamer. Creamer? Well, there's creamer, which is like the sachet that makes it like yeah i don't know my grandma used

to have this my alma used to have this like um sweet it was almost like a syrup it was like a sweet creamy thing that she added to yum you'd be like very unhealthy my nan was exclusively pg tips that's it she had boxes and boxes and boxes of PG Tips. Wait, what's a PG Tip? No, it's tea. Oh, PG Tips. You know PG Tips? The ad and they had the monkeys on the ads.

Yes, yep, yep. The family of monkeys. It was horrific animal abuse, but we didn't know that in the 90s. We were like, cute monkeys, buy the tea. There's a weird story behind that ad, I remember. It came out a couple years ago Yeah Anyway I only drink

Well I don't only drink it Because I actually enjoy Quite a lot of teas But I always have some PG Tips in the house As a homage Oh that's lovely Do they still sell them

As like a normal Yeah you get them Some like a Yeah It's the white and green box Yeah Ben's showing me a picture It's called PG Tips

T-Bags 80s Nice I think it's that because there's 80 bags in there oh yeah possibly yeah yeah fuck man oh wait i tell you i'm smart eh yeah you're smart eh that's what smart people say fuck man eh But am I smart? If you're asking You're knowing You're knowing Okay, any admin anyone needs to get through before we leave?

No Anything important? No Any revelations anyone had over the weekend? Any critiques? Any criticisms? Any I think today was a great show

There's a great bit with you and Caitlin coming in late into the podcast. Oh, mortifying for you. Bit of an Easter egg. Like, fuck. Yeah. Like, honestly. Like, why do I do this?

Yeah, that's in there. Also, keep the... Everyone in the podcast knows, I was going to say, keep the conspiracy theories about where Brie is going. But everyone who listens to the podcast knows we're just not allowed to say it by the way

because it's like a publicity thing we were only allowed to say it once so we said it and now we will never say it again she's out there

being a hero she's out there an everyday hero she's out there filming dog squad puppy school she's out there making every fish and chip shop

in New Zealand a fashion chip shop yes that's what she's doing that's right she is can we start that's what she's doing she is can we start that rumor yeah she's out there

doing a they'll pay her to go to every fish and chip shop painting over every eye she's on a quest to find New Zealand's best red turtleneck jersey

and white capri pants iconic shoot if you haven't seen it look it up great shoot woman's day and actually we've already said too much

so let's leave it there Okay Before we get cancelled Alright You know They'll come for us They will So enjoy the podcast

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Bye Bye Bye Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora everybody. Yeah, not Brie and Clint. Brie's still away filming a TV show.

So Caitlin's here. Hi Caitlin. Kia ora. Kia ora. First of all, most importantly, we're all thinking about Christchurch today, 10 years on. You live in Christchurch, but you're thinking about Christchurch today, 10 years on. You live in Christchurch, but you're not from Christchurch. No, but I have grown up in Christchurch. I've been in Christchurch a bit. Yeah, it's a beautiful city with lovely people. And yeah, I'm feeling

for everyone down there today, for sure. Everyone in New Zealand has a connection to that city. Our producing team, both from Christchurch. I lived there for a bit as well. Beautiful city, doing beautiful things, and we're all thinking of you guys today. Also, the other big thing happening right now is Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is about to announce if there's a change to the alert levels. Yes, and whether or not masks will still be compulsory

on public transport. Public transport nationwide. They are just in Auckland anyway. Yeah, right. Also, embarrassing side note. So I took a flight on the weekend and I had to wear a mask. Did you take your own? Yeah, I took my own.

Yeah, good. Hadn't washed it for a bit. Oh, was it a bit smelly? But I also hadn't worn it for a bit. Whatever I ate last time I wore that mask, I told you it was a bit gross. To the point that I really wanted to stick my nose out of the mask just so I could have some fresh air. But you can't do that. You can't do that. No, you should have just asked

for another one. And be like, I'm a bit gross. Can I have a new mask? Please. Can I have one of those blue ones? Yeah, right. Look, we'll get you that announcement about alert levels as soon as it's been made. Jacinda should be heading to the podium very shortly. We're going to give you two chances at the secret sound today for 15 grand. It's already up to 15 grand. Do you got any fresh theories on what you think it is? Nah, but everyone sort of shut down my tomato sauce theory.

Did you tell me the tomato sauce theory? Yeah, I said it on Friday. Oh, your Greggs one? Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was quite good. Well, that's different Greggs. It's G-R-E-G-G-S. That's the tomatoggs one. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was quite good. Well, that's different Greggs. It's G-R-E G-G-S. That's the tomato

sauce. Not the clue. Yeah, when you said that, I thought it was genius. I know. I was like, I go to uni for a year and I'm smart. All the guesses and all the clues are on our Instagram page, ZM Secret Sound, 4 o'clock. Your next chance to guess that. Thanks to Star

on Disney+. Let's start the show, though, with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to win 50 bucks, you can call us now. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. First person to get three questions correct is going to take home the grand sum total of 50 bucks. Oh, hey, that can come in so handy. Yeah, it might be really necessary after the weekend.

We'll play next. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Every day we play tradie versus lady for 50 bucks cash. Caitlin, tell them how it works. So, Clint, what we do is we get a tradie and a lady on. And the tradie can actually be a lady as well.

In this case, note the tradie is a man. We get them on and they compete in a game of questions. And the first person to three questions gets the $50. Very good. That was a tongue tie. Sorry, I forgot to breathe. Very good. Let's go ladies first.

She's 25. She's from Palmy and she's a seven-time New Zealand Masters champion for swimming. Wow. Shut the front gate. It's Courtney, everybody. Hi, Courtney. Hi, Clint. How are you?

Hi, Courtney. Hi. How are you? My name's Caitlin. I'm good. I know. I actually forgot your name. How bad is that?

That's okay, babe. Hey, what kind of swimming do you do? Oh, well, I did. I was a national swimmer, and then I went on after I had my kids to compete at Masters, and I'm a backstroker. Backstroke. That's one of the hardest ones, I reckon. Counting tiles on the roof. Okay, you're going head-to-head with our tradie today. He's 22, and he's from Danny Virk, and his trade is dairy farming. You know what? We'll take it. Welcome to the show, Logan.

Hey, Logan. Hi, Logan. Yeah, how's it? There we are. Okay, guys. Your buzzers are tradie and lady. Caitlin has your questions. Good luck.

Okay, question number one. Kim Kardashian West officially filed for divorce from... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, you don't know what the question is, Courtney, but you need to go in blind. Kanye West? No. No.

Let's carry on with the question. I'll finish the question. Filed for divorce from Kanye West over the weekend. Name his shoe brand. Is it Yeezy? Is it Sleazy or is it Yeezy? Logan. Yeezy.

You wearing many Yeezys on the dairy farm Logan? All day. all day. Good stuff. Question number two. Quarantine free travel for New Zealanders entering Australia has resumed. Name the capital of Australia. Brady.

Courtney. Canberra. Yeah. Well done. Well done. Princess Eugenie and her husband have named their new baby son, August Philip Hawke, Brooksbank. Who is Princess Eugenie's mother? And I have a clue.

She shares a name with a member of the Black Eyed Peas. And it's not William. Fergie. Logan. Fergie. Yeah. That took me a while. Wrong.

It's actually Princess Apple Deap. No, Logan, you're up two points to one. You can win it here. Princess Apple Diap. No, Logan, you're up two points to one. You can win it here. Good luck. Okay. Cheers. Question number four.

It's been 10 years since the Christchurch quakes today. What is the Te Reo Māori name for Christchurch? Come on, guys, dig deep. Begins with O. Begins with O. It follows on with O, begins with O. It follows on with Oto, and it finishes with Oto Tahi. Sorry, guys.

We'll buzz you out on that one. We'll go next question. Okay, next question. Dan Carter has officially retired from rugby. What super rugby team did he use to play for? Yes, Courtney. All black. Super rugby.

Super rugby. You want to have a go, Logan? Oh, Australia. The Canterbury. The frigging... Three, two... Oh, the Crusaders. There you go. Thank you.

Hey, good game, guys. That was actually really close. That was really well done. That was good. We've got 50 bucks for you, Logan. Thanks for game, guys. That was actually really close. That was really well done. That was good. We've got 50 bucks for you, Logan. Thanks for playing, Courtney. Thanks, guys. Well, good.

Logan, our yeezy-wearing dairy farmer, takes home the 50 bucks cash. Maybe you can buy some fresh laces for them. Bree and Clint. A couple that are getting married in September, I'm pretty sure they live in London. They have created two guest lists because, of course, London is in lockdown.

Right. And I think it's a gathering of about 25 people if you're outside, five people for inside. 25? Yeah. Wow. So they've had to create two lists. One guest list is for close friends and relatives

that will definitely be invited. And then they've made another guest list for people that they kind of want to be there, but only if restrictions allow. Right. So that's if it goes beyond 25. Surely 25 is the bare minimum you can like- Have?

No, like scrape together. Yeah, right. Once you go, you and your partner, a celebrant, a DJ? No, I'd probably skip the DJ. But then there'll be like kids and like parents. Yeah, it's an impossible task. And also like caterers. Yeah.

Well, I guess you strip everything back. Yeah. And you go, no catering, or you get the catering dropped off early. But then it's like, it's your dream day. I know. You've thought about it. Yeah.

So anyway, they've made two lists. Unfortunately, they sent both lists off. So they invited the uninvited. They invited the backup people too. Oh, no. For the save the date. Yeah. So they invited probably like 100 people.

Oh. And now it's really awkward because they're like, what should we do? Should we be like, hey, you were just on the backup. Yeah. Hey, Grandma, just quick. That actually was not for you. Grandma, you're a strong B-list. Yeah, like you're fine.

You're top of the B-list, I promise. But you're just like, I've got fun of friends. Like it might be better if you just sat home. We can like live stream that. Yeah. Yeah, awkward. They're in a lucky position that this is the time of life where you can blame pretty much everything on COVID.

Yeah. You can go, look, this is the issue. Spoiler alert, we really want to invite you to our wedding. And also you can blame technology. You can go, oh, the stupid wedding website that we're using. We've just told it everyone we want to invite and it's gone and sent everything out. But imagine being told that you're like,

so you're like, here, please RSVP for this date. You look through your calendar. You're like, here, please RSVP for this date. You look through your calendar. You're like, oh my gosh, it will work really well. And then they're like, sorry, just real quick. You're not actually invited. JK, lol. You're not invited. You're not invited.

You want to get onto it really quickly. I think the best thing you can do is get onto it quickly. Because the worst thing that could happen is someone replies and says, oh my God, I'm so excited. I've just booked my flights. I've cancelled my own wedding so I can be at this one. We've got a babysitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everything is on. We're on. And you go, yeah, you're not invited. Have you ever been uninvited to anything? Not because it was a mistake to invite you to the first place, but have you ever like, like imagine you get invited to a 21st and then between the 21st going down, you like don't become friends with that person anymore

or you piss off someone else at the 21st and they're like, if Caitlin's coming, I'm not coming. And you get cut. Have you ever been cut from anything? I haven't. That makes me sound like a real pompous, doesn't it? I'm like, I've never been uninvited. I probably have.

Yeah. They just didn't get it to me. Like I just never saw the invite. She's just showing up. There'll be people who have been uninvited to weddings because you're too much drama. Yeah. Or something went down, like a friendship change.

Or like an ex was there or something. They wanted to have like dear friends. And I tell you what, if you've ever been uninvited to anything, you'll remember it because it will stick with you and you'll go, yeah, that's right. So-and-so uninvited me to their thing. And I've never forgotten about it. 0800 dials at M, call us and tell us about it.

Yeah, give us a chat. We want to hear about it. Relive your trauma with us. We want to know this afternoon, to kick off a Monday afternoon, on 0800 dials at M, or you can text them to 9696. What were you uninvited to? We'll make you feel better. We'll invite you to... We'll tell you that itited to? We'll make you feel better. Yeah.

We'll invite you to... We'll tell you that it wasn't even going to be that good anyway. Yeah. That's true. That it was stink and everyone got food poisoning. Yeah. Yeah. So call us.

0800 1000. We'll talk to you. Bree and Clint. So I was reading this article about how this couple have written two lists for their wedding. That's in September. They've got a definitely invited, so really close friends and family, and then an invited but only if we're allowed to in COVID. Did you know, this is a spoiler for you,

everybody has two invite lists for their wedding? What? Yeah, because venues cap you and also your budget caps you. So say you're allowed to have 100 people at your wedding. Yeah. So you have an invite list of 100. Yeah. And then you have like people at your wedding. Yeah. So you have an invite list of 100. Yeah. And then you have like 20 to 30 on another list.

And when someone, because always someone can't make it to the wedding. Yeah. So when someone emails you back and says, I can't come, you sub them from your B list and you sub them in from the B list. Do you put that B list into categories? So like. Yeah, you prioritize it. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. That happens with every... That's ruthless. I promise you, every wedding. Yeah, but it's the only way you're going to get your most important people there. Yeah, and I understand. Like, you have to pay for it.

Yeah, it's hard. It is hard. I bet, I bet. We want to know, what were you uninvited to this afternoon? Mary's called up and this is interesting. Mary actually wants to uninvite someone. Hi, Mary. Hi. is interesting. Mary actually wants to uninvite someone. Hi, Mary.

Hi. Who is it that you want to uninvite and from what? So we, the bride and a couple of us as bridesmaids, we want to uninvite

one of the other bridesmaids. Wait. So are you the bride or a bridesmaid? I'm a bridesmaid. You're a bridesmaid. So hang on, does the bride want to uninvite the bridesmaid? Yes

Oh, as well So why do you guys want to uninvite her? Because she's been causing so much drama She was like telling the bride that she doesn't like the groom And she doesn't approve of him Oh, that's not okay That's not her job Unless the groom deserves it Yeah Does she know? No, he's a okay. That's not her job, unless the groom deserves it.

Yeah. Does she know? No. He's sweet. He's a top bloke. Right, okay. So are you guys going to do it? Are you going to do it?

Are you going to get rid of her? Well, we're kind of hoping, like, the plan is that she's going to come to the bridal party and cause drama, and then that's going to be the bride's excuse to uninvite her. You need a catalyst. Yeah, you're going to set up. You need something to happen.

Yeah. Wow. Or I think everything else failing, just tell her that the wedding's been cancelled and just don't put any photos on Instagram or anything. Just be like, oh my God, no, they broke up because you said you didn't like him. Yeah, yeah. And now there's no wedding.

They took your advice. Yeah. I hope you're happy. And then just like block her from all of social media. Hey, Chad. How's it? Okay, so you are uninviting yourself to something. Yes.

What is it? Yeah, I uninvited myself to my best friend's wedding of 12 years because she invited both of my exes. Whoa. So you took a stand. Yeah, sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, who she took a stand and... Yeah, sorry, go ahead. Yeah, who she only met

while, you know, I was with them. So she only knows your exes through you and she knows that it would make you uncomfortable that your exes

would be at the wedding? Yes. Why did she... But I... I did say it's your choice. Yeah, yeah. Is it uncomfortable

because there'd be two exes there or do you just really not get on with both of your exes? I just, one of them I didn't want to be around and then it would have been awkward having them both together. I've never been both together before. Yeah. I wonder why your friend did that.

Yeah. And you've made a bold move by uninviting yourself. Yeah. You've drawn a line in the sand and you've gone, them or me. Ooh. Yeah. Thanks, Chad. Let's go to our last person who wants to remain anonymous.

You were uninvited from something, but you win anyway. Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi. What was it? So I kind of briefly dated this guy and then it ended. And a few weeks later was his 21st birthday. Yeah.

He removed me from the Facebook page completely. But one of my mates still had a plus one so I went along anyway. That is the best power play I've ever heard. How surprised was he when you showed up? He tried to

play it cool but it was alright. It was all amicable. That's a power move from you. So, well done. There you go. Uninviting people from things, being invited, it's more common than you might think. Yeah, very rare. And they all sound incredibly awkward.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line, live out of LA with details on Zac Efron's brother going to Australia as well. Are they all moving to Australia, Dean? Yeah, hi, guys.

Yeah, well, it would seem that way now that Zac Efron's based there with his Bondi, Byron Bay girlfriend and everything. He's very Aussie now. Here's the thing, though, guys. So the reason so many people are upset that Zac Efron's brother is currently in quarantine in a Sydney hotel is because 40,000 Australians are stranded and cannot get back to Australia. So just so you know, there are limited seats on those limited planes. And then there's, of course, limited quarantine hotel rooms, right?

Like, it's literally limited. And so there are people trying to get home. So when they see, you know, let's be honest, there is nothing essential about Zac Efron's brother. Zac Efron's brother does not need to be vaccinated. Well, we don't know. We don't know. Is he a licensed vaccinator?

Does he have a service that Australia is going to be able to use? We don't know this, Dean, do we? No, well, I don't think he is, but you make a good point, Clint. I can't lie. I can't disagree with you there. So, look, you know, people are up in arms about it, and I can see both sides. I really can.

Dean, what is really worrying me about this? What I need to know is if Zac Efron's brother is hot. Look, I've seen better, but I've had worse. Put it that way. I'm like, you wouldn't kick him out of it. Right. But he's not Zach, right? Yeah, we don't need him in kick him out of Australia Well, are you thinking that maybe if he's hot like Zac Efron

It'll get Australians across the line? It's like, yeah, he can stay Alright, bring him in What's his name? Do we know Zac Efron's brother's name? Dylan, it's Dylan Dylan Efron That's alright Do your googling Do your Googling.

Yeah. Do your Googling yourself. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Mexico celebrating World Margarita Day, but do you buy Aljimador and Contra with $8 classic margaritas all day? Bree and Clint. Then, though, I think we need to check in on Caitlin and check if she's okay.

Because I heard a story from Caitlin today, and you know they're saying it's not the drink, it's how we're drinking. Yes. And I just need to check in on you and see if you're okay. Okay. So are you okay? Yeah, no, I'm good.

I just worry that other people don't think I am. So yesterday I haven't seen my friend. She's been in London for like the last few years and I haven't seen her. So it was great to catch up with her. I went and stayed at her parents' house. Yes. And we went to the supermarket

because we were like, we'll make dinner. We'll make like a big thing of it. And I was like, should we like get a bottle of wine and just have like a cup, you know, because it's, you know, a Sunday, really nice weather. I mean, I drink every Sunday anyway, but like I was like, should I? This is a special occasion.

Yeah, a special occasion. And she was like, yeah, yeah, cool, but my mum doesn't drink. And I was like, that's cool, she doesn't need to drink. We'll just have, you know, a glass. She's like, cool. But I don't want her to know that, like, I drink lots. And I was like, oh no, that's all good. Like, sweet, we'll just have one

glass. Anyway, so we get home and we're having a glass on the balcony and I'm like, man, that went down really well. I made a big deal about it as well. I was like, man, that went down really well. I made a big deal about it as well. I was like, oh, we just got a bowl of wine because this is my favourite wine and I haven't been seeing it for ages. I just made this up, this picture.

And she was like, oh, that's okay, sure. If you girls want a glass of wine, like we're 30, we can drink wine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then throughout the night, we kept drinking the wine and we were like teenagers in the kitchen getting like tiddly off this like wine

and we kept drinking it, but then we didn't want her mum to see that we'd drunk like most of the bottle. Yeah. And so we filled the bottle up with water. I'm like, why are we, like we're allowed to drink, right? I've got a couple of questions. Okay. What sort of wine was it?

Rosé. Rosé. Basic, the Rosé. Were you adding water each time you took a glass out? So was every glass of rosé after that slightly watered down? So it was slightly watered down and it was really awkward when her sister asked for a glass and we were like, sure. It's now half

rosé, half water. Yeah, it's like that, you know, weakened rosé stuff. Yeah, I just felt like, but we just, I just didn't want her mum to think that I was like this alcoholic. Yeah. Do you think it worked? Like, do you think... There's still, I went into the kitchen this morning and there's still half a bottle of rosé, even though we

drunk like... How pale is it now? It's got a tinge of pale. And the mum's like, wow, them girls didn't even touch this stuff. They seemed really drunk. Bree and Clint. This woman in the UK, she's 24, she was living in a support bubble in Gloucestershire

With her partner, her mum and her dad And because she was pregnant with her second child with the boyfriend Right So she went to go and have the baby And then a couple of hours after she gave birth Her boyfriend texted her and said I'm leaving you And she was like all rough But it got even rougher because she found out that her

that her boyfriend now her ex-boyfriend had moved in with her mum and they had moved into a house together 50 kilometres away. So mum, sorry boyfriend is dating grandma. Boyfriend is dating his kid's

grandma and his ex's mum. That is ruthless. That's full on. I love that she also said, you expect a new grandmother to fall in love with a baby, not the father. That's what the mum said.

That's what the mum said. She's not happy about it, obviously. No, you wouldn't be, because she's lost two of the people from her support bubble. And he texts her. And he texts her. And he texts her. And also, you said that the support bubble was partner, mum and dad. Yeah.

So presumably dad's been thrown under the bus here too. Yeah. So she's left her husband and he's left his baby mama. I mean, maybe it was love. Even if, look, even if it is love, and this might be short-sighted, and I know love knows no boundaries, but how are you really going to find happiness if you have, you know, if you've, if you've.

Dipped in both the family ink. Well, I mean, I just mean so close to, because you've got to have a relationship with the mum forever. She's the mother of your child. Yeah, exactly. But it's like we said on Friday. Cheaters don't have much foresight. They don't plan ahead. They don't extrapolate it out. They don't go,

hmm, now before I do this, what are the long-term repercussions of what I'm about to do? And his poor wee son or daughter's going to be like, Granny, why are you kissing Dad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone who's seen... Did you ever watch Outrage kissing Dad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nah. Anyone who's seen, did you ever watch Outrageous Fortune?

Yes. Remember the, don't give it away, but remember the ending of Outrageous Fortune with Pascal? Yes. Oh my gosh, I watched it so long ago. Yes. Yes. This is like the reverse version of that. That's right.

But it's ultimate betrayal because it's an inter-family betrayal. Yeah, and it's like, it's just so weird because your mum birthed you. I mean, no judge. No judge. But it was, well, I'm judging. No, a bit of judge. Yeah, a bit of judge because they broke up a relationship. Actually, let's take him out of the equation for a second.

Focus on mum. I know. Mum's meant to Focus on mum. I know. Mum's meant to have your back. I know. Not meant to be going behind your back. And she's just had a baby. Yeah. Like she's vulnerable.

Yeah, there's some major issues in that. No, I know. I actually feel really sorry for her. We want to know this afternoon on that bright topic, do you have a story of inter-family relations? Yes. And I don't mean incestuous. No.

We've probably worded that badly. Do you have a story of someone who left someone in the family for someone else in the family? Yeah, or maybe you know of someone that dated like I don't know. I'm just trying to think of like your ex-boyfriend

started dating your mum. Did your sister steal your boyfriend? Oh, that's a good one. Did your dad leave mum for her sister? Yeah. Okay. These are the sort of stories we're looking for this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or you can text them in to 9696.

If it's raw but you still want to talk about it, we can keep you anonymous. Absolutely. That's fine. And we'll get you on. We're talking about inter-family relationships. And by that, yeah, yeah, important clarification. By that we mean people who dated members of the same family, not of their own family.

No, no, no. Because this woman in the UK had a baby with her boyfriend and just as she'd given birth to the baby, the boyfriend ran off with her mum. Yeah. And sent her a text message and was like, hey, I don't love you anymore. I love your mum. Yeah. Disgusting behaviour. From both parties.

From mum and from boyfriend. But what we're finding out is, it happens. You know, the family dynamic sometimes is too much for some people to handle. I don't know how to describe it. I'm going to read out this text and just see if you can get your head around it because I'm struggling a little bit. Go on.

My auntie, mum's sister, dated a man, had three children with him. He cheated on my auntie with my mum. My mum then dated this man, had three children with him. He then had a fling with my younger sister. Oh. Yeah. So, previous kids. So, mum must have already had kids fling with my younger sister. Oh. Yeah. So mum must have already had kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then got together with him, had three more kids.

So one of the children that he had with the mum was like, you're sleeping with my half-sister dad. Yeah, that's gross. He's gone for his stepkids. That is a bit gross. But again, it's exactly what happened in Outrageous Fortune. Yeah. So... Well, if it happened in Outrageous Fortune... That has to be true. Alex

is here. Hey, Alex. Hi. Tell us about your inter-family relationship. So, my nan and grandad, my nan's twin sister married my grandad's brother. Whoa! Okay, that's nothing untoward, is it? Okay. Yeah, so it's a untoward, is it? Okay.

Yeah, so it's a very tight-knit family. Yeah. Was your granddad's brother a twin as well? No, he wasn't. He's a couple years difference in age. Was your nan and her sister, were they identical twins? No, they're not. How similar do the kids look?

We all look very related. Yeah. You can tell we've all got the same genes for sure. Totally. Me and my cousin got mistaken for being twin sisters all the time. Yeah. Okay, hey, Alex, your inter-family relationship

gets a big pass, actually. Yeah. Totally above board. Yeah, we're okay with that. Congratulations. Well done. Let's talk to Neva. Hey, Neva. Hi. Hi. Is your inter-family relationship just as clean and unscandalous? Not quite. My uncle started dating a woman who used to be his auntie.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. So my uncle started dating his dad's brother's ex-wife. So your uncle started dating his dad's brother, so his uncle's ex-wife, which was his auntie. And helped raise their children who are technically his cousins. Right. But it's been like 20- something years and they're perfect together and they're getting married

and I wasn't around when it happened. I don't know if it was weird back then but it's not weird now. You're like, none of my business, I'm fine with it,

it's all good. Okay, yeah, complex but yeah, okay. Well, you know what? If they're happy and everyone's happy, you get a pass as well, Nick. All right, well done.

The person who doesn't get a pass is the one who texted't get a pass is the one who texted in and said um my ex-boyfriend left me for my identical twin sister because he said she was hotter that's not that's not that's just greedy yeah that's just come on man um there's a man in the states by the way who has done an incredible deep dive on ZM's Secret Sound 2021. His name is Mike, and we're trying to get him on the line to discuss it very shortly. He's done so much research,

and there might be something in this for you, for your guess. Is he in quarantine? In the States? Yeah. That's why he's not doing much with... Maybe. Maybe. That's why he's gone deep dived into the secret sound.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah. We'll find out his personal situation when we get him on very shortly. Before then though, Stella Atoir, which I always thought was the fanciest beer. Yes. Yeah. Have changed their alcohol percentage in the UK and people are not happy about it. This always happens.

Whenever a company with a product that people feel some kind of association or affiliation or love for change the recipe, people lose their... And they always say it's an improved flavour, but no one ever wants you to improve the flavour of the food they love. No, just if it's not...

What is the saying? If it's not broken, don't fix it. Yeah, that's a version of the saying. Yeah. Like remember when they did Marmite? No, Marmite? No, not Marmite. Milo.

Yes. Remember when Milo changed their recipe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they've gone back to the original. Remember when Shapes changed their recipe? Yeah. So Stella Artois in the UK have changed their recipe and the beer has gone from 4.8% alcohol to,

this is a dramatic drop too, shocking, 4.6% alcohol. And that 0.2% of missing alcohol has really upset people. I'll read you some of the reviews. This is posted on the Tesco Facebook page. Absolutely ruined it. Used to be my favourite drink and now it's been reduced to 4.6%. It tastes like water.

Change it back. Can you? You won't even be able to tell the difference. They believe you can. Here's another one. Shocked that they have lowered Stella to 4.6% now. Tastes like rubbish. Such a shame. Used to be.6% now. Tastes like rubbish. Such a shame.

Used to be a premium lager. Now the only thing premium is the price. But what is, did they have a reason behind that? Because it's not like they've changed the flavour. It's just got less alcohol. They said they were trying to, yeah.

Did they run out of yeast? No, Stella actually came out and said they were trying to lower it for health reasons. Oh, okay. They were like, you guys are drinking too much, which is big for a beer company to say. Fair.

Fair call. And this was the most interesting review. Someone wrote that they believed, this is true, by the way, that they believed that they were suffering from COVID-19 because one of the symptoms of COVID is a lack of taste buds. And they believed that drinking the new recipe of Stella Artois, it was so flavourless now that they believed they had COVID-19. Wow.

It's not enough to get them to change it back. The people are passionate. For the record, Stella Artois in New Zealand, 5%. So if you've got a friend in the UK who loves old Stella, can you send a box of beer in the mail? I mean, you might want to put some bubble wrap around it. First though, let's have a game of the real fake name game. What's their name?

What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name? Doesn't have a name yet, this game. No, that's cool though. I think that's like what pulls people in. Right, you think that's how they get it. Run that by our radio consultant.

Tell them we've got this new game, doesn't have a name, and that's what people like about it. That's the good part. Yeah. And whatever the game's name is, the objective is to guess whether it's a celebrity's real name or a stage name.

Producer Anastasia runs the game and we need teammates. So let's get Stacey on. Hi, Stacey. Hello, how's it going? Good, Stacey. How are you? Good. Do you want to be on my team? Pardon? Do you want to be on my team? Yeah. Is it a girls versus boys?

I don't know. I just liked the sound of it. Let's find out if it is. AJ, hello. Oh, g'day, mate. G'day, mate. It's girls versus boys. I'm on team AJ. Okay, Anastasia, when you're ready, let's go. Very competitive.

Let's start off with the girls today. Your first celebrity is Reese Witherspoon. Oh. Real. Do you reckon? Yeah. Yeah, I actually think you're right, Stacey. You're, like, really confident about that, and I trust you more than I trust me. Let you reckon? Yeah. Yeah, I actually think you're right Stacey. You're like really confident about that and

I trust you more than I trust me. Let's go with real. Unfortunately, that's a fake name. Stacey! Her real name is Laura Jan. Laura G. Jean? Something. And she changed her name to her mother's maiden name when she started acting.

Wow. You'd think of Ruth Witherspoon as the realest chick in the game, eh? You don't think she would have a stage name? I know. It's quite random, especially that she's an actress. It's more common for... Okay, zero to you. Bummer. Me and AJ are up.

The boys, you've got Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps, the swimmer. AJ. It's got to be real, surely. Well, we've got a theory on this game That sports people Don't have fake names Right Yeah One day I'm gonna trick you

You don't have a stage name As a sports person Unless maybe Tiger Woods I'm not sure Every week I say I'm gonna trick you With a sports person Yeah but it's not

Michael Phelps AJ are we going real name? Real Real name We're locking in real name That's correct boys Yeah It's alright Stacey It's all right, Stacey.

It's all right, Stacey. We'll come back. She gave the easy ones to the boys. His stage name is Bong Lord. Remember that video of him smoking a little man with that? We'll move on to celebrity number three, Usher. Oh, no, definitely not Ace, Stacey. Nah, fake.

I'm really sorry, guys. Hang on, we were just discussing it Have you never heard him say Usher Raymond that's his real name Sorry Stacey Number one Usher fan did you know that Clint?

I would have assumed Usher was his stage name I have heard Usher Raymond but I thought maybe his name was Raymond. AJ, that means we can win the game here. We just have to get this one and the girls can't come back. Too easy. Too easy. Let's do it. Okay, so you've got a musician called Avril Lavigne.

Avril Lavigne. Icon. She's got great initials. A-L. Avril Lavigne. My initials. That's a stretch. AJ, what do you think, man? I'm really out on the lead here.

I don't know. I want to go real, I reckon. You think it's you? I'm not. I don't really know much about her, but yeah, I'm going to go real. I'm. You think it's you? I'm not. I don't really know much about her, but yeah, I'm going to go real. I'm looking at Anastasia for a clue. She's giving me nothing. I know nothing.

So let's go with yours. We're going to lock in it to her real name. That's correct, boys. You've won. Yes! Nailed it. We did it, AJ. It was easy for them to say.

We could have definitely won. We just were being nice. We're so good. Yeah. Sorry, babes. That's the real or fake name game. That's not the name of the game, but that's basically what happens in the game. Bree and Clint.

Yesterday, I went to a nudist beach. Yes. Wow. For the first time. I've never been to one before. Yeah. And can I just tell you that, obviously, absolutely fine, but I didn't get nude myself. Why'd you go?

Well, it's like... To look? No. Some people get nude if they feel like it, but there were a lot of people in their clothes as well. It's just like an area that's like a beautiful beach. And if you want to and you feel comfortable doing it, you can get nude.

I don't understand, and I guess that clarifies it. So, first and foremost, it's a beach. But if you want to and you feel comfortable doing it, you can get nude. I don't understand. And I guess that clarifies it. So first and foremost, it's a beach. Yeah. But if you want, it's one of the beaches where nudity is allowed. Not encouraged. Is that what it is? That's what I asked my friend. I was like, do you not get arrested for public indecency here?

Do they create, is there like a place on Google where you can see if it's like a registered nudist beach? So why did you guys go? Was it for the beach? Or was it you're like, I love this beach so much, I have to bathe in it? It was the beach. Was it?

And also because her mum took us there. So we were like, oh, well now we know why you come here. But yes, sure, we'll come. Did mum get nude? Not with us there, no. No. Did your friend get nude? No. Has your friend got nude at that beach before? She's gone

topless. Right. Yeah. This sounds pervy, but I'm only asking because I know what I'd be comfortable with. Yes. Have you ever gone nude or topless at a beach before? No. But actually, to be fair... Oh, I can't think of anything worse. No. For me personally. I mean, it was amazing. These people were so confident and I was like, this is amazing.

Like I love just watching everyone like walk around just completely loving their bodies. I actually, it was cool because for the first time I wasn't like afraid of my boobs popping out of my togs and stuff because that happens quite a bit. And I was like, oh, doesn't matter. You know that feeling when you take your, you go in your togs for the first time in the summer. Yeah. Each summer. And you know how burnt you get the first time. Can you imagine how burnt your bits would get?

Because it would be the first time they've seen the sun literally ever, like since you were born. I know. Oh, yeah, that sounds painful. But actually the people that were there didn't have any lines because they sunbathe nude anyway, so they don't have any lines. How closely did you look? Well, you know, like,

no, I tried obviously not to be like looking. I was more just like yeah, these guys are awesome. I wish I could be like them. But it was when my friend told me that she was there with another friend. This is when they went topless and they were just lying on the beach. And all of a sudden she looks over and she sees

her dad. Now, her dad's in clothes at this stage because he's just arrived at the beach and doesn't see her and her friend there. And this is when my friend, as he started to take off his clothes, said, quick, run. Because she didn't want to see her dad naked, I assume. Yeah, because like we're 30 and you don't really want to, like you see your mum and dad naked when you're younger because you, like, pop in the shower with them

or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But, like, now I don't know what it is. Yeah, what's the tipping point when it becomes weird? I know. What age does it become weird to see your parents naked? I don't know. I don't want to see mine naked,

but I reckon they don't want to see me naked either. So it's not an insult. We're beyond that point. I just think it's, Yeah, I don't know. It's funny how we have these perceptions about the human body because as a nurse, as a training to be nurse, I see naked bodies all the time. But for

some reason, if I know who they belong to, I'm like, Dad, wow. Nice to see you. Also run if you see Dad at the nudist beach because if you guys make eye contact, he'll have to come over and say hi. Like he can't just pretend that he didn't see you. I know.

And he'd have to saunter over and say hi and he'd be like, oh, who's your friend? And naked dad, you don't want to have a conversation. He's looking at naked daughter. You don't want to have a conversation with naked dad. If you have to see naked dad, you have to see naked dad. Are we prudes that we're like even getting worried about this? Or like has anyone seen their naked parent when they're an adult?

Is your friend from a naked family? Because we've talked about naked families before. Yeah. Is it a naked family? I think it's just a recent thing that their parents started getting naked. They've all just discovered the beach. Yeah. And they're like, oh, this is nice.

Independent of each other. This is nice. We can do this now. But they're not like hang out at home naked. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. So they don't get naked in front of their kids. Are we prudes?

We can find out. We have that power this afternoon. Let's ask the question, when was the last time you saw your parents naked? Yeah. Yeah. And if it's like when you were like four, that's cool. Yeah.

But if it was like over Christmas, because you came home and mum and dad were enjoying their empty nest, shall we say. Having some adult fun times. And you're like, surprise, I caught a flight home for Christmas. I don't know the situation. The situation doesn't matter. But we do want to know this afternoon,

when was the last time you saw your parents naked? Did it make it awkward? Could you talk to your dad afterwards? And was it what you remembered? Okay, yeah. Well, you know, from like... When you were younger? Yeah, when you were a kid.

Does it look like yours? It's the first one you ever see. 0800 dials at M where you can text on 9696. Caitlin's got a new hobby. No, no. I would love to, I'm just not confident enough in myself. I'm also very pale, Clint. I do not want to keep that

burnt. Like, my nipples have never seen the sun. The hobby is going to nudist beaches. And maybe it's not a hobby but you did do it yesterday. I did do it yesterday. I didn't get nude but I really appreciated everyone and how comfortable they were at being nude. Can all the creepers stop messaging to ask what beach?

Yes. I'm not going to tell you. Caitlin has seen your messages. She will Google you and she will selectively reply to who she feels like replying to. Okay, you creeps. Yes. We've asked you this afternoon because your friend went to that beach one

time and like scampered when she saw her dad arrive at the same mood as beach. And he hadn't seen her as he started to get unchanged. And she was like, what? Time to go. Did she see her dad naked in that instance? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the friend with her definitely looked. You would? Definitely, I would too.

Look, let's preface this with there's nothing wrong with seeing your parents naked. Absolutely not. We're not saying that. We just can't quite handle the idea of it. And maybe we're prudes. So we're asking this afternoon, when did you last see your parents naked? Our first person wants to remain anonymous. Wow, was that scarring? Was it anonymous? It was pretty scarring and very fresh. When was the last time you saw one of your parents naked? So I am

33 and I saw my dad naked about six months ago. Oh, okay. Why? So I was living with my parents at the time for a short stint, thankfully, and was having a late night wee and my dad walked in naked because he wanted to turn the light off in the bathroom. Oh, no, because he sleeps naked. Yeah, which was also a shock.

Yeah, there was just a lot of things I just didn't want to know about my dad. Wait, so the reason he walked in was because he saw a light on and he did the dad thing where if there's a light on in the house, he has to turn it off. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.

And then, like, he was there explaining to me, these are the reasons why I'm in town. Like, just leave. Get out. Turn the light off if you need to. Go. Just throw Dad the hand towel. You're like, Jesus.

Yeah. Dad. Okay, Anonymous. Great call. I can tell you why you needed to be anonymous. Caitlin's called up. Hi, Caitlin. Hey, how's it going?

Hi, Caitlin. Hey, Caitlin. Hello. Great name. When did you last see your mum or your dad naked? It was literally on set. I was just walking past his window and there he was, outstretched with a beer in hand and butt naked.

Your dad was having a naked beer? Yeah, naked beer. Nothing better. I think he deserves to do that. I mean, you didn't need to see him, but that's quite nice of him. What was the setting? Sorry, I missed that bit. Where was he?

He was just in his bedroom and I was just walking past the outside and just looked through the window accidentally. He wasn't even sunbathing? No. No, he was just

after a shower, you know. I need more details. So he's having a beer in his bedroom, which is weird enough in itself. No, because he just had a shower.

He just got out of the shower. Oh. And he was just having a beer. his bedroom, which is weird enough in itself. No, because he just had a shower. He just got out of the shower. Oh. And he was just having a beer. Was he standing or sitting? Standing. Yeah, he was just having a shower, obviously. I'd find it way weirder if he was sitting naked having a beer in his room. You know?

Like it's an occasion. There's nothing wrong with that. I do that when people aren't around. Pops a little towel on the bed. Plongs himself down for a lie in red. Did you let... He's dressing after a longer. Did you let Dad know

that you'd seen him? Nah, but I tell the rest of the family. Yeah, right. Yeah, good, good. Okay, great, Caitlin. Thank you. Let's go to our last

anonymous caller. Hello. Hi. How are you? Good. Are you... How are you doing after you saw someone naked?

Well, I actually... my mum gave my son, maybe about a year ago, he's 14 now, so 13 at the time, her old cell phone. And I thought, I'll just check it, delete everything, and stumbled across photos of her dressed up in kinky lingerie and naked selfies. And then I stumbled across a naked selfie of her new husband. And still to this day, she still doesn't know. Go mum!

But she gave that to her grandson. Yes, but she's a boomer who doesn't understand technology, okay? She knew how to take naked photos. Yeah, yeah. But obviously didn't know how to delete them. Okay, so you've made your phone safe for your son. Did you ever bring it up with your mum? No, I've never raised it to this day,

and he never got that phone back. How would she, though? Like, hey, mum, you're looking really good at the moment. You're looking really good naked and so is your partner. Yeah. Can I give you a tip, mum? High angle. Shoot down, okay? Shoot down, mum. Yeah, and then

she asked for the phone back and I had to tell her that it was gone. Oh, because she wanted it. Delete the photo! Wow. Bree and Clint. Oh, hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. This is Birthday Banger, where we find out what was number one on your 16th birthday, and then we play the best one that comes through. This is one of my favorite features on the show, Clint. Isn't it? Because I love hearing those songs. Yvette's up first. Hi, Yvette.

Hiya. Welcome to Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 4th of the 3rd, 1989. 4th of the 3rd, 1989. So, Yvette, on the 4th of March in 2005, this was topping the charts. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a the charts. Love. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that was a cool song. Yvette, I saw this guy live. This guy. I saw Mario live and I looked him right in the eyes.

I was like, when he was singing the song I was probably about 16. She mouthed the words you should let me love you. I was like you, me, baby and he was like

ooh, stop looking at me. And he went security. Do you like, you, me, baby. And he was like, ooh, someone let me. And he went, security. Do you like your birthday banger event? Yeah, it's cool. Cool. All right. That's the most important bit.

Wait there. Let's go to Kayla. Hey, Kayla. Hey, how are you? Good, Kayla. When is your birthday? 8th of October, 1992. Okay.

So on the 8th of October in 2008, you were 16 and this was the number one song. Banger! She's great, eh? She's got a new song out. She's just like killing it. She's non-stop. She's on TikTok. Yeah, she's

a cool TikTok mom. Yeah. This is the big breakup song, this one. TikTok. Yeah, she's a cool TikTok mom. And she's not a Gen Z. Yeah. This is the big breakup song, this one. Yeah. So do you like it, Kayla? Does this remind you of being 16? Yeah? Absolutely.

Absolutely. Okay, cool. We'll put you down for a yes as well. Let's go to Alex. Hey, Alex. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks.

Alex, when's your birthday? 22nd of March, 1985. Okay, so Alex, on the 22nd of March in 2001, you were 16 and you were dancing into clubs. No, not into clubs. You were dancing to this. You might have been dancing into clubs. Fake ID.

Yeah, fake ID. Here it is. This is it. I can see a 16-year-old Alex dancing into clubs to this. What do you think, Alex? Are you a bit of a J-Lo man? Not really, but not going to complain. Can I ask where your fantastic accent is from?

Russia. Russia. Do you drink vodka? Sorry, that's such a stereotype. You hate vodka. Right. Yeah. Okay. It's been here too long. Okay. hate this bloody thing. You hate vodka. Right. Yep. Okay.

It's been too long. Okay. So we'll say no to your birthday banger. If you don't like it, we don't like it. Yep. All good. All good. Okay, wait there.

Thank you. Let's go. I think it's got to be between Pink and Mario. So Mario's like a love song, and I'm like not feeling it. Right. Because I love that song, but I want something that's like, you know, up. It's Monday. We've got to the end of the day.

Like, let's give it to people. A love song can win birthday banger and it can be good. But I think for this Monday. For today. I think you're right. I want some pink. Okay, let's go. Kayla, congratulations.

You've just won birthday banger. Oh, how good. Oh, how good. Enjoy it okay Cheers Thanks guys Here we go This is Birthday Banger

On ZM Na na na na na na Na na na na na na I guess I just lost my husband I don't know where he went So I'm gonna drink my money I'm not gonna pay his rent I got a brand new attitude

And I'm gonna wear it tonight I'm gonna gonna drink my money, I'm not gonna pay his rent I got a brand new attitude and I'm gonna wear it tonight I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-na, I wanna start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-na, I wanna start a fight So, so what? I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves and I don't need you And guess what? I'm a rock star, I got my rock moves, and I don't need you. And guess what? I'm having more fun, and now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm alright, I'm just fine, and you're a tool, so, so what?

I am a rock star star I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight Check my flow The waiter just took my table And gave it to Jessica Sims I guess I'll go sit with drum boy At least he'll know how to hit What if there's songs on the radio

That somebody's gonna die? I'm gonna get in trouble My ex will start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-, my ex will start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-na, he's gonna start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-na, we're all gonna get in a fight So what? I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves, and I don't need you And guess what? I'm having more fun

And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright, I'm just fine And you're a fool, so So what? I am a rockstar I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight You weren't there, you never were You wanted all, but that's not fair

I gave you life, I gave my all You weren't there, you let me fall So, so what? I'm still a rock star I got my rockin' moves And I don't need you And guess what? I'm havin' more fun

And now that we're done I'm gonna show you the night I'm alright when I'm in sight But it's better when you're a fool So, so what? I'm all right. I want you tonight You won't fail I want to show you tonight I'm alright And you're too so so what I am a rock star

I got my rock moves And I don't want to hurt you tonight. ZM, Brie and Clint. With Caitlyn filling in, that's pink. And so what? Good choice. Taylor's birthday banger. That was really good.

Thank you, Kayla. Thank you. Oh, Kayla. Yeah, it was Kayla's. Oh, you said Caitlyn. Well, I chose it. I think Brie would approve of that too. Do you reckon?

Who's not dead, by the way. That comment made it sound like she was watching down from above. She's away for a couple of weeks doing a TV show. I think you could have said it as casually as that, you know? If Brie was here, she would have appreciated that. Yes. If she wasn't filming a TV show. Which is what she's doing, and she'll be back shortly.

Brie and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. With Caitlin filling in for Brie while she's away, that's 6.60 and fade away. If you listen to us on Friday, because you've been filling in since last week. Yes. On Friday, you had to disappear from the show

for a little bit to go and do a rehearsal for a wedding. Yes. Because you're a marriage celebrant. And when you came back, we found out that there was quite a hot photographer there. And you weren't quiet about it. In fact, we even talked about it. Why do I do, like, why do I say this stuff, like, live?

Well, it's what's happening in your life. We addressed the issue live. I was just actually about to say this to you, Clint, but I forgot that we were live on air. I'll just say it anyway. The wedding photographer was really hot. Yeah. I think I'm going to have fun tomorrow.

Anyway, that was Saturday. I think I'm going to have fun tomorrow. Anyway, that was Saturday. I think I'm going to have fun tomorrow. And now we need to know, did you have fun? How did the wedding with the hot photographer go? So obviously I was like, man, yeah, like he didn't hear me. It's fine. I'll just go in and be real confident. Turns out he's got a girlfriend.

So that was the first thing. Okay, bad start. Bad start. And then the second thing was it was the hottest day in Christchurch. Like we were sweating. It was just streaming down. I was there. It was like 27, 28 degrees.

I know. Like beautiful for like photos and stuff, but just really hot. And he came up to me and was like, hey, I've got to put a mic on you because he was the videographer as well. So you have to put the mic on for when I'm speaking. Right. And it can pick up was the videographer as well. So you have to put the mic on for when I'm speaking. Right. And it can pick up the bride and stuff as well. And so I'm wearing this like really nice black dress.

And so it puts the mic on and then it goes down the back of my back. Yes. And I've got like a little gap in the back of the dress. And so that's where the cord goes down. Perfect. He's like, sorry, I'm just going to like clip it on. And I'm very sweaty. And anyway, just I was like, be cool, be cool.

Yeah. Did you know he had a girlfriend by this stage? No. Okay. So that went on. And then I go over to my friend who is working at the wedding. And I was like, Phil, oh, my God. The hot photographer has just put this on my back.

Like he's just connected it. I have a sweaty back. Like my G-string was riding up. I was trying to like push it down. And he's just connected I have a sweaty back like my G-string was riding up. I was trying to like push it down and he's just like there touching me. I know what's happened. Clint, I had a microphone on.

I had a microphone on and I'm talking about this hot videographer. He's going to go back and listen to this audio. There's even a chance he was listening to it live as it was being said. Well, no, he wasn't. He wasn't because I went and I was like, I thought about it like 10 minutes later.

And then I was like, oh, my God. And he could probably hear me being like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then, yeah, so I'm like, okay, I'm just going to ignore it and then just hopefully he'll only listen, you know, to the winning part. Yeah, yeah. Like surely he's not going to listen to me like talking smack and like saying hi to people.

And then my friend was like, no, he's probably like checking the levels and that's going to be the first thing that he hears. Well, it could have been worse. You could have said that he was not hot Yeah, I mean Oh my god, what else did I even say? But also, if he's that hot It won't be the first time

Like it won't be the first time someone he's mic'd up Has talked about how hot he is Was there any chance of salvaging Oh, he had a girlfriend I know Producer Ben? I heard this story today And I've got the audio if you want to hear it.

What, you contacted the photographer? I contacted him and got it, if you'd like to hear it. No. It's short, but it's definitely on mic. Oh, I want to hear it. Yeah, go for it. But I need permission to... No.

Can we listen? We have to listen to this. We have to, come on. Oh, my God. Wait, there's like... I'll probably swear in it. No, it's not. No, there's like i'm probably swearing it no it's not no there's no story i am absolutely mortified this is yeah this is from saturday at the wedding

yeah okay this is you um the photographer's real hot oh really and then he was just like i'm just gonna put this in oh no oh no oh no oh no So he So Hot Photographer Heard that He's heard it He not only heard it He's edited it And sent it to Ben I think you need

Hot Photographer With a girlfriend I think you need to retire I think I think weddings are done for you This is why I don't Have a boyfriend eh So I mentioned before There is a guy Who has done a serious I don't have a boyfriend, eh?

So I mentioned before there is a guy who has done a serious deep dive into ZM's secret sound. His name's Mike and he lives in America. He's like, analyse is the wrong word.

He's over-analysed this thing. Can he even win the secret sound if he's not in New Zealand? No, but I think what he's doing is he's putting the info out there so if you use his info

and win, then you can feel free to, you know, slide some cash his way. Let's find out from him, the man himself, who is in another country dissecting the secret sound. Good afternoon, Mike. What's going on, guys? How are you, man? Welcome to the show.

I'm doing well. I didn't know this was going to cause such a ruckus. You've caused ripples, mate. Anytime someone from a different country takes the slightest interest in something happening in new zealand it makes front page news it's you and covid19 at the moment that's the big stories as far as we're concerned hey welcome to the good life i'm glad to be here hey mike speaking of covid19 are you um do you not have like how come you've got so much time like are you a quarantine

um you know i mean over here it's running here, it's rutted rampant. It's a lot of quarantine and a lot of keep your distance. I've got time to dissect some New Zealand videos. So we're not going to, we won't mention what you think it was yet because your guess is, let's not say it just yet. This is not your first Secret Sound, is it? You've played along with Secret Sound before, but you've never gone this deep. Is that correct?

So, I mean, I remember when you guys did the champagne bottle, and I was just kind of like, okay, I'm getting a feel for it. And I understand how you guys are conducting yourselves of the Secret Sound in a video, and we're dropping clues and stuff. This is the first time that it kind of jumped out at me. Now, you were very confident about what you thought it was. Are you aware that your guess has been used by someone already? I have gotten so many friend requests and people in the comment section

just that came out, by the way, you're wrong. You're wrong. Yeah. All right. Sorry, Mike. But that felt good. That felt good. So you thought it was a Connect Four piece being dropped into the game.

And I thought, can I say, I thought your thought process and your logic for it was sound. As someone who doesn't know what the secret sound is I was so ready for this to be right. Yeah. But it's not that. What for you now? You've put your life on the line. You said you live or die by this guess. What do you do with yourself now?

I mean I feel like it's a New Zealand cover up and that since I cracked the story so early and before the jackpot reached 50,000... I like you, Mike. Right, okay. We've got our first ever secret sound conspiracy theory.

Yeah, that's why he's crackling up. It's because Gary's on the other end. He's interfering with your phone line. Yeah, okay. Mike, we appreciate

what you're doing from the other side of the world. We need as many minds as we can get working to crack this thing. So please, let's assume it's not a cover-up and it's not a Connect Four piece.

Please go back to the drawing board and please keep working on this, okay? Because we need your help. It sounds like a bit of a stretch, but I guess I can put aside my conspiracy theories and maybe keep searching. You've got to look at it with fresh eyes, man. You've got to go back in.

Just don't sleep. I think just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah. All right. Mike, Secret Sound Mike from the United States. What part of the United States are you? I'm from Alaska, but I'm living in Oregon now. He's in Oregon.

Oregon. He was from Alaska. Sorry. It's a thing we do, Mike. We don't have a cool accent, so we take on others. All right. All the way from Oregon, that secret sound, Mike. The American guy trying to crack the codes.

Yes, he's great. Kia kaha, Mike. Stay in it. Help us find out what the secret sound is. Help us. Caitlin's here filling in, and I've just broken the news to her that she's currently part of New Zealand's leading show for maritime and aviation-based news.

I feel very lucky. It's a privilege. Yeah. Well, good. I'm glad you understand the magnitude. Yes. And today, I'm proud to present some aviation news. Okay.

It has a sting and everything. That's how official it is. Wow. Okay. You saw the plane on the weekend. Surely you saw the plane on the weekend. But it was a Boeing? Boeing 777-200, whose engine exploded just after takeoff when would you want and by the

way when would you want an engine to explode right like so if it was like you don't want it to explode but if you did if you did like do you want to be after you've landed and you're out of the plane and it's just like by itself when you're in the uber the way home. Yeah. So it's exploded just after takeoff. They were leaving Denver on their way to Honolulu. So put a pin in those holiday plans. Maybe it's like COVID.

Buzzy how Americans are going on holiday and stuff, eh? Like, maybe they're going to Honolulu for quarantine? I don't know.

Have you heard, so if you haven't seen it, I'm sure you've seen it, the engine literally explodes on one side and passengers are filming it out of the window. I would be so terrified in that moment because I get scared of a bit of turbulence. Yeah, right.

And you see a plane engine literally on fire and people in Denver down below it had fragments of the engine falling in their yard and stuff. No one died. That big ring that's on the front of the engine falling in their yard and stuff. No one died. That big ring that's on the front of the engine fell into someone's front yard and missed their front door by a meter. It looked like a big meteorite.

Yeah, and no one died. No, it's amazing. What we've got is the Mayday clip from the cockpit back to the tower where they've just taken off. Wow. Can you imagine being that person? Right? How calm is the pilot?

You decide. Mayday, mayday, United 28. United, Denver, departure, United 328 heavy, mayday, aircraft just experienced a danger failure, need a turn immediately. Denver approach, 109 Charlie Alpha, 14,000 descending via the Dunn 3. Any chance we could go direct to the airport?

Okay, descend and maintain 9,000 United 328 heavy. Wow. How does he know how to say all those words? I'd be like, shit, help, help, help. What does mayday mean? Does that mean help? Mayday means SOS. Oh.

Yeah, we're in trouble. I'd be like, I don't care about all the official words. Get me help. There was a word in there that I've never heard. It's like a hard mayday or something. Mayday, may Day, United 28. No, you know, Denver departure, United 328, heavy May Day aircraft. Heavy May Day.

That's what it was. Heavy May Day. So it's like serious May Day. Fold that into our vocab. So when you're messaging your mates after a night out and you're hungover and you're like, I need a power aid. Heavy May Day. They know.

I love that. Get their stat. Hey, we could tell the Gen Zs about this and we could create a new cool thing for them. We can start a new thing. Hey, a millennial made a cool trend. That's your aviation news. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast.

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