ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd February 2024
Episode Date: February 22, 2024Is your name an old person's name or a young person's name? Clint can't remember ANYONE. Bree is a silly sausage. Weddings that were a bit off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...tion.
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What up, bae? The cool young people are back from O-Week.
You just ruined it.
Oh, did I?
We were there.
We're still in our togas, guys.
We were cool and then you just went and ruined it with that.
We're still wearing our togas.
Old slang word that no one's saying.
We've been drinking.
We've been on the pals.
And we're back.
It was a lot of fun.
It was a lot of fun.
Everyone's so.
You know what I love about O-Week and being around the young people?
Unbridled optimism.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Like just full of life
and rearing
rearing? Rearing to go.
Rearing, I think. Rearing?
Rearing. There might have been some rearing going
on, but I think they're rearing to go. Like just
so optimistic.
Yeah. And their
shine hasn't been taken from them yet
by the pure
struggle that is life. Their optimism hasn't been taken from them yet by the pure, you know, struggle that is life.
Their optimism hasn't been blunted by the cruel, cruel world.
Exactly.
Just yet.
You know, they've still got.
They're like uncut diamonds.
Like I'd love to meet them 10 years in the future.
10, give them three.
Yeah.
Give them three.
They're like, these are the traumas I have suffered.
Like us. Like us Like us
Shout out to
OUSA
And
Otago University
What a great event
What a great night
That we had
They do such a fantastic job
And it's just so much fun
That's what I love
About going down there
And like
The vibe in Dunedin
And it's just a heap of fun
and everyone's there just feeling the same vibes.
It's colder than Auckland, though.
It is quite cold, yeah.
Even in February, it was just a little bit colder, you know?
Yeah, the nips were a little bit...
Highs of 16.
...frippling.
Yeah.
Anyway, punishing weather chat, let's move on with the show.
We've got a couple of great prizes today.
We've got $300 up for grabs in What's the Plot?
That's cash that you can win off Bree if you beat her in our movie guessing game.
And we've got a double pass to Scissor at 4.30 this afternoon.
Great prizes up for grabs, including $50 cash right now with Tradie vs. Lady.
Didn't get to play yesterday due to some technical difficulties, but it's back.
It's back today. So if you want to play,
0800 dial ZM. In the meantime,
let's get booned. Here's
Benson Boone and Beautiful
Things on ZM.
Time for a round of Tradiverse
Lady. Oh no. You alright?
Yeah. What have you done? Clear.
No. We're
tired. And you know what happens when
you and I get tired? We do accents. We? No. No, no, no, no're tired. And you know what happens when you and I get tired?
We do accents.
We, no, no, no, no, no.
We get the giggles, not the accent thing.
Oh.
Was I doing an accent? Wait, was I doing an accent?
I thought we were doing accents.
I definitely wasn't.
You did an Australian accent.
I am Australian.
So technically I'm just speaking normal.
Oh, you've really put yourself in it there, haven't you?
I need to do an ancestry DNA test right now.
I need to find an Indian relative.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Like Brie said, we're go. We're going to...
Like Brie said, we're tired.
We're very tired.
We're going to get the giggles and we're going to play Tradie versus Lady.
It's 12 apiece, 12 games all.
It's made our lady first.
She's calling us from Whangarei.
She is 33 years old and she's got a rescue dog and turtle.
Welcome to the show.
It's Desiree.
Hi, Desiree.
Hi.
Where do you rescue a turtle from?
The toilet.
No, luckily.
No, from a friend.
Yeah, that had pretty much been abandoned in a container and forgotten about.
Oh.
And not able to be cared for.
Yeah.
So we got the offer to have a young boy who loves animals as well.
Good on you.
Is it like a turtle turtle or one of those ugly turtles?
He's a pond spider.
No, he's a cute turtle.
He's a pond spider.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you know how there's the ugly turtles?
With the big chompers on them.
The box turtles.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a few different kinds.
We used to have these turtles because I grew up on a farm
and these turtles would climb out of the freshwater dams
and they'd have so much algae on their back
and they'd kind of look at you and they'd be like,
Ah!
Nah, Desiree's got a hot turtle.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's from Christchurch.
He's 24 and he has dislocated the same shoulder 15 times.
Welcome to the show, Cameron.
Cameron. Cameron.
How's it going?
Mate, how?
It sounds like you need a surgery to stop that from happening.
Yeah, I did get a surgery, actually.
And has it stopped it?
Solved the problem?
For now, yeah.
For now.
All right, Cam, your buzzer is tradie.
Desiree, yours is lady.
First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck.
Here we go. Question number one. The Black
Caps went down in a final
ball thriller in Wellington last
night to which team?
Lady. Yes, Desiree.
Australia. It was
Australia. The Kiwis
have a new favourite
to hate.
Who?
I don't know him.
Oh, the guy who hit the last ball.
Yeah, David's, I think.
Yeah.
Not happy with that guy.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
What is the largest reef system in the world?
I'll give you a hint.
It's in Australia.
Haiti?
Yes, Desiree.
Great Barrier Reef? Itiree. Barrier Reef?
It is the Great Barrier Reef, slowly dying.
Full of turtles.
Unfortunately.
Not, yeah.
Full of dead turtles.
Yeah, they need to do some work.
And by they, I mean we.
Question number three, two to the ladies.
You need this one, Cameron, to stay in it.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Can't nobody tell me nothing. Sadie? Yes, Cameron, to stay in it. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Can't nobody tell me nothing.
Yes, Cameron.
Lil Nas X.
Yeah, nice, Cameron.
He's on the board.
We're 2-1 to the ladies.
Question number four.
What city does Taylor Swift perform in this weekend?
Sydney.
Yes, Cameron.
Sydney.
Oh, what a comeback.
Are you a Swifty, Cameron?
Oh, very much so.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
I like that.
We're all tied up here.
This is for the win, guys.
Question number five.
What nationality is singer Justin Bieber?
Trady.
Yes, Cameron.
Canadian.
He's got it.
What a comeback.
Comeback.
Hopefully that didn't put your shoulder out
But you've got $50 cash
Thanks to KFC Cameron
Great thank you
Broken the deadlock again
It's 13.12 to the tradies now
Brie and I have just travelled back from Dunedin
We were at the Toga party last night
For O-Week
And a lot of fun
But a couple of times over the last 24 hours,
I've been plagued by this issue that I have.
And I don't know how to fix it.
I don't know how to deal with it.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
But I just can't remember people that I've met before a lot of the time.
A lot of the time?
All the time.
Almost all the time. Almost all the time.
Almost all the time.
Twice in the last 24 hours, we've had interactions with people
and it hasn't been like a passing encounter like, hey, man.
No, this is how it went.
This is how it went.
Yeah, yeah.
Ready?
This is my impression.
So Clint's here and someone comes up to Clint.
Hey, Clint, how are you?
God, it's been a while since.
How have you been? Oh, how, Clint, how are you? God, it's been a while since, how have you been?
Oh, how's Lucy and how's the girls?
And Clint, this is you.
Yeah, no, it's been good.
How have you been?
What have you been up to?
Oh, yeah, good.
Well, it's so good to see you again.
And then as soon as that person leaves, Clint will turn to me.
I have absolutely no idea who that person was.
Twice.
Twice in the last 24 hours.
And each time, you know when someone is like, they know you.
Like they know you.
They're familiar.
They're familiar.
That's the word.
They're behaving.
That's word.
It's very familiar.
They're behaving familiarly.
Towards you. Yeah. Yes. God, word. It's very familiar. They're behaving familiarly. Towards you.
Yeah.
Yes.
And it's, God, it's the most awful feeling because maybe I thought maybe I've got,
maybe I've got, hey, maybe I've got, maybe I've got face blindness.
Maybe that's, maybe I've got a condition that.
You know what I did literally two weeks ago?
We went to that event, that amazing Heineken event.
Oh, yeah. God god it was a good time
yeah and you know all these there was a heap of people there that we knew heaps of fun everyone
was having a few drinks and i started talking to this guy and he like i was like yep i know this
guy i'm pretty sure it's this guy blah blah talk to this guy for like i reckon 10 minutes
and then as i was leaving i said said, oh, good to see you.
And then said a name.
Yeah.
And he goes, what did you say?
Oh, this is my worst nightmare.
This is why I never use anyone's name.
Because I was sure.
I was sure.
Look, I was a little bit tipsy.
Yeah.
And he goes, that's not my name.
And then instantly I realised what I'd done
and I corrected myself with his real name.
And he goes, no, it's too late now.
Did you think he was someone else or did you think he was him
but his name was something else?
I was confused because the two people, they do look similar.
So you thought he was someone else?
You thought you were talking to someone else?
But I didn't.
You've just conflated the didn't. I just was –
You've just conflated the two people.
I've just conflated the two people.
And I knew his first and last name as soon as he was like,
that's not me.
And then I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
And then he just ripped me a new one all night,
like every time I saw him.
That is my worst nightmare.
My other worst nightmare is when you finish hanging out with someone
and like a
casual bump
into someone, talk for a bit and then
you go, you're off to something, you go, hey it was great to meet you
and they go, we've met before
we've met before
you know I've been in the presence of you when that's
happened to you multiple times
like you do that all
the time and I'm like, oh, I'm trying to
be polite but I haven't have no i don't know
where i don't know i've googled it you know what i googled today i googled is not remembering people
a condition like can i fob this off and blame something what what about the time that i tested
you and we brought in people from the office from the zm office that you were had worked with for
two years no it was not two years. No, it was not two years.
There was some that were two years.
Don't make us pull up the audio.
And look, you did okay, but you didn't get them all right.
Is not remembering people a condition?
Here you go.
This is what Google says.
Memory loss can be a symptom of many health conditions,
including dementia.
Other common conditions that can cause forgetfulness
are depression and anxiety.
Okay.
I feel very anxious when I'm talking to these people.
Chest and urinary tract infections.
Maybe I've got a UTI.
Clint's got a UTI.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I've lost your name.
I've got a UTI.
Could you please refresh my memory?
You have been prone to a UTI in recent years after.
Carry some ocean spray with me at all times.
Sorry, guys.
Big UTI.
Who are you?
Sorry, I got a UTI.
Oh, we lived together for three months.
That's right.
Okay, sorry.
The UTI.
That's terrible.
Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM.
Make me feel better this afternoon.
I want to know the important person that you forgot about.
Like you were talking to this important person that you forgot about. Like,
you were talking to this person
and you just,
you just forgot them.
But for some reason
you shouldn't have forgot them.
They're part of your past.
They're part of your life.
You should have known
who they were.
Who did you forget?
0800 dials at M
or text your stories
into 9696,
please.
Do you want me to give you
my tip when we come back?
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
It's a tip that helps me and I feel like
would help other people if you're struggling
People need this. With this I'll give you a tip
after this. Brie and Clint
Is it Clint and who are you?
You should know me
Brie
Brie
Nice
Lucky I was going to say Sharon
I'm discussing I'm being very vulnerable here Nice. Nice. You get a point. Lucky I was going to say Sharon.
I'm discussing very vulnerable.
I'm being very vulnerable here at the moment.
Okay.
I'm owning up to the fact that I have trouble remembering people that I've met before.
Is it thinking, do you reckon, like, can you honestly say, do you reckon it's because either one, you meet so many people?
Yeah. Or two, you don't care all that much,
so you don't put a lot of time or effort in.
I don't, I don't.
You know, like if it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd love to know if these people that I can't remember
are people that I've hung out with 19 times
or if they're people that I had.
Well, we don't know.
One fun afternoon socialising with.
Like we don't know. We don't know. Because you don't remember anything. Because I don't tell them that I had one fun afternoon socialising with.
Like we don't know.
We don't know.
Because you don't remember anything.
Because I don't tell them that I don't remember them.
I just pretend to remember them.
Like I feel like most people do.
Most people will just go, hey, so good to see you. Rather than addressing it front on and going, I'm so sorry.
I don't know.
I don't remember where I know you from.
I reckon it would be very refreshing if you did that.
Do you think?
Also very funny for me. I know. I think I probably need I know you from. I reckon it would be very refreshing if you did that. Do you think? Also very funny for me.
I know.
I think I probably need to start doing that.
Do you want to hear my tip before we talk to these people?
I do, please.
Because we do meet a lot of people in our job
and a lot of the time people do feel like familiar with us
because they listen to us on the radio, which is amazing.
A privilege.
And a privilege.
And I love when people are like that.
But then you can't tell if you actually know the person
or if they, you know, listen to the show.
But I reckon a good way of doing it is, you know,
when you meet someone and they tell you their name.
Okay.
So let's say you meet me for the first time and I say,
hi, my name's Jasmine.
Hi, Jasmine, I'm Clint.
Lovely to meet you. And so you know what you do? You then go, okay, right, my name's Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. I'm Clint. Lovely to meet you.
And so you know what you do?
You then go, okay, right, her name is Jasmine and then you associate me with someone who
is prominent in your life or someone that you know with that same name.
So you go, okay, Princess Jasmine, Princess Jasmine.
That's because her name is Jasmine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give it some kind of touch point. Yeah. Oh, God. Or say her name is Jasmine. Yeah. Yeah, give it some kind of touch point.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Or say your sister is Jasmine.
You go, okay, she's got the same name as my sister.
Jazzy Jasmine.
Jazzy Jasmine.
Jazzy Jasmine.
We want to know who did you forget?
Who's the person that you forgot that you had met before?
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
Your husband has this issue, right?
Yeah, it's really awkward.
Every time we meet someone, they recognise him
and he has absolutely no idea who they are.
Yeah.
Yeah, and so, yeah, he has a really bad memory.
Does he confront it?
Does he go, sorry, I don't remember you?
Or does he just pretend?
No, he'll introduce me and say my name
and then wait for them to introduce themselves.
That's smart.
That's smart. That's smart.
That's what you do.
That's the trick.
Yeah.
Do you reckon there's anything wrong with him, like me, or is he just, I don't know, is he just a bit...
I think he's got, we came across aphantasia, and that's what we put it down to.
Somebody else was texting about aphantasia, which is the condition where you can't picture things in your head, right?
Yeah.
I've got aphantasia Anonymous.
And it's where you literally don't really have that much of a creative mind.
So you can't put the person's face in the location where you've seen them before.
Yeah, so when I close my eyes, I can't picture anything.
So you can't close your eyes and picture someone because you just see black.
Yeah, wild. Okay, let's talk to Jay on 800Diles.com. Hi, anything. No. So you can't close your eyes and picture someone because you just see black. Yeah.
Wild.
Okay, let's talk to Jay on 800Diles.im.
Hi, Jay.
Hi.
Is this you?
Are you a forgetful face person as well?
Yeah.
So I'm forgetful with faces and names.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I've been working with the same people for like three years and I still don't know
their names.
Oh, that's pretty bad, Jay.
It's too late to ask, Gay.
It's way too late to ask.
You can't be in the kitchen like, hey, by the way, what was your name?
Yeah, yeah.
And they're like, my name's Damien.
You came to my wedding.
I don't know why.
It's just like I'm better at remembering places than I am remembering names.
And I do customers at least every three weeks that I do like all the time.
And I still don't know or remember their names.
Do you remember the important people, Jay?
No.
Just no one.
You're like, can't be bothered
Thanks Jay, someone said, Clint, you've got brain freeze
It happens with menopause
Well I don't believe that I'm menopausal
I thought that happened when you drank a really cold drink fast
Yeah, or an egg and ice cream
This has to be the most extreme case
of it that we have heard this afternoon
Someone texted and said, I didn't recognise
my ex-husband
He saw me one day at a shop and said hello and started talking to me.
I said, I'm sorry, do I know you?
And he just looked at me and said his name.
He had put on a lot of weight.
So he might have looked different.
But you were married to the guy.
Yeah, but it could have been 20 years ago.
Someone that you were married to, you would recognise their aura.
Could have been 20 years ago.
It's a long time. But still, if you were married to, you would recognise their aura. Could have been 20 years ago. That's a long time.
But still, if you were married to them.
What if you were married for a year?
Like there's a lot of factors that come into that.
Yeah, I guess.
Don't feel too bad.
Yeah.
I'm sure he felt horrible after you didn't recognise someone you shared that bond with.
But, you know.
Bree and Clint. you shared that bond with. But, you know. Very excited
because the Black Caps played
last night and it was
a thrilling match and then they play
again this Friday in Auckland.
And Sunday. And Sunday.
Which is very cool.
I don't think
and I have to come clean to you, I don't
know if we're going to get any interviews with the
Black Caps any time soon.
Why is that?
Oh, because something that happened in the office when you weren't here
and I was unsupervised.
I saw the Black Caps media person's car parked downstairs.
I'm parked in the downstairs car park today and I saw the Black Caps car.
Was there an opportunity for us to speak to some Black Caps?
Could have been.
I don't think any, not anymore.
Why?
I've done something bad.
Did you?
This is why you can't leave me unsupervised here at work.
You've gone off and you left me here and I was bored
and I went off gallivanting around the office and I was naughty.
Okay.
What happened was? I was literally gone for an hour but okay what did you do? Yeah that's what happens when you leave
like immature children by themselves. So Maddie McLean
obviously works at the Hits and him and PJ
do the show in the afternoons and I was you know
walking around the office bored probably annoying
people and I've seen Maddie McLean I was like oh I'll go say hello to Maddie went over there and I
was talking to Maddie McLean and we're having a good yarn and then next minute the black caps
and all these other people come around the corner and Maddie McLean turns around goes oh get a lads
and starts shaking all of their hands.
And I obviously realised that they were there for an interview with Maddie.
And without missing a beat, straight after,
Maddie put his hand out to say, oh, g'day, guys.
Maddie, nice to meet you, Maddie.
And I followed up with, g'day, guys, nice to meet you, PJ.
PJ.
PJ. PJ. PJ.
And then they were like, oh, nice to finally meet you.
Nice to meet you.
And then I've walked halfway into the studio with them to do the interview.
And you're following through with this?
And, I mean, I was ready to go the whole nine yards.
I was ready to do the interview.
I mean, I hadn't prepped because I didn't, you know,
obviously it wasn't my interview, but I was ready to go the whole hog.
And then Maddie outed me in front of everyone and goes,
this is not PJ, this is Bree.
And I said, what are you talking about?
They would have been so confused because they would have gone,
what is the prank here?
Like, what is the... I saw
an opportunity and I went for it.
No, you didn't. What was the opportunity?
For a bit of fun.
Yeah, right.
Because it's funny. Yeah.
Because people say PJ
and I remind people,
like we remind them of each other. Yeah, totally. You do the same
job. And we kind of look similar
and people have like got us mistaken before.
And so I just roll with it.
That really needed them to go,
nah, you're not PJ, you're Bree.
Nah, they fully thought I was.
But they were just like,
you tell me you're PJ, you're PJ.
They were like, yep.
It's 100% what's happening.
Well, you said we're not getting an interview
with the Black Caps.
I think we might be getting an interview
with the Black Caps.
If they had a great interview with PJ,
then just tell them that PJ wants to talk to them again.
I could pass for Maddie McLean.
Well, they kicked me out of the interview is what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
So we're not getting an interview.
I don't think so.
Ah well.
Ah well.
There's a couple that are getting a bit of flack online today
after they asked their guests coming to their wedding to pay for their own dinner.
Specifically their dinner.
Right.
Someone shared a photo of the invite on Facebook and here's what it says.
You tell me if you think that this is a bit off or if it's fine and people are just being a bit overreacting.
It says on the actual invite that's been posted to people.
Okay. It says, on the actual invite that's been posted to people, it says, in lieu of traditional gifts,
we kindly request that you contribute towards the cost of our reception buffet.
This will allow us to share a wonderful meal together
and create lasting memories with our loved ones.
The cost per adult is $40, and for children under 12, it's $20.
To facilitate the planning process,
we kindly ask that you include your contribution
to the meals when you RSVP.
This will help us provide accurate
numbers to our venue and ensure
a seamless experience for everyone.
And then they've put their bank account number
on the wedding invite. Completely fine.
I feel like it's okay. It's completely
fine. Especially
there was a few things that I was waiting
a few details that I was waiting for a few details that I was waiting for.
I think the price is super reasonable
like for a wedding
meal and they've said
And kids are invited. Kids are
never invited to weddings. And kids are invited
and it's a lesser cost, a much
lesser cost, which is great.
And they've said on the invite
that instead of traditional gifts
Don't get us a gift. So you don't need to worry about putting, you know,
a certain amount of money in the wishing well or getting a certain,
like that's going to be cheaper than buying a gift.
If it's just you and your partner going, 80 bucks.
Not bad.
Then drink your face off.
I think completely fine.
I think people are so attached to these traditions or like the way
that things have always been done.
Yeah.
But you know what?
Who cares if it's reasonable?
Like if it's not outrageous, who cares?
I find it weird at the weddings
where they're clearly looking for you to cover
like the whole cost of the wedding.
Like that's different.
Because your choice to have a wedding
doesn't mean that you shouldn't have to pay for anything.
Like you're choosing to get married and you're choosing to have your friends and family there.
Yeah.
There's something for you to face.
It doesn't have to be fancy, but, like, I don't want to pay for the whole thing.
Absolutely.
I don't want to pay for the flowers.
But I think it's completely fine.
They've said, we don't want any gifts, but if you can contribute towards this, that's what we would like.
And it's reasonable.
And they've picked a reasonable one.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, we're on the same page.
I think people, yeah, need to get their knickers out of the knot.
I thought we could flip it this afternoon and ask you what was off about the wedding that you went to?
What was the thing where you're a bit like, oh, hang on.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
Did they have like a screamo band at the reception?
Oh, that'd be fun.
I always, no, I don't think it would be fun.
Do you think?
I'm dead, okay.
You don't think that'd be fun at a wedding?
No, that wasn't really Screamo.
Well, I was toning it down for the radio, but.
Yeah.
No, I want to hear your impression of Screamo.
Yeah, let's hear it.
I'm dead.
Why did you make me do that?
That was more rock.
That was more rock.
I think Screamo's more like where you cannot understand them.
Oh, is it?
It's like...
Isn't that more metal than Screamo?
Either or.
Either or.
I don't think grandma would appreciate it.
Don't know if grandma would get up for a boogie.
Anyway, the question's not when did you go to a screamo wedding.
The question is what was just a bit off.
Did they make you pay heaps to go to the wedding?
Or was there a cash bar at the wedding, which is fine,
but were all the drinks really, really expensive at the cash bar at the wedding?
You could only buy cocktails type thing.
Or did they force you to stay in this group accommodation
because they got a discount if they booked out the whole resort
and you had to stay in this place?
And you're like, I don't really want to stay in that place.
I actually want to drive home or I want to stay at some cheap motel down the road.
It's just a bit weird.
There was something weird about the wedding
and we'd love you to tell us about it this afternoon.
We're talking about this couple that's getting some stick online
for what they've asked for at their wedding,
which Bree and I think is actually fine in the grand scheme of things.
They've said, hey, things are tight.
Instead of a gift, don't get us a gift.
We don't need anything.
We'd like you to pay for your dinner.
It's a buffet.
It's $40 each and $20 for kids.
I think it's actually better.
Yeah.
I like it better.
It takes the pressure of buying a gift or contributing to the wishing well
and they're going to know how much you contributed.
I always have so much anxiety.
I'm like, okay, how do I rate my relationship
based on a cash amount that I put in a card
to put in a wishing well?
So we're asking you, we don't think that is,
but what was a bit off about a wedding that you went to?
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
You're saying it could be worse than that?
Could be.
I'm on a wedding party, and not only is it a travel destination,
but we're paying for our food, like $50 for food, over $400 for our outfit.
We have to stay at the venue, and it's like $100 a night per person.
Oh, my gosh.
When you say destination wedding, which...
It's in New Zealand.
Somewhere in New Zealand.
Somewhere.
But you have to travel somewhere, so there's a cost in getting to the place.
Yeah.
So how much do you reckon all up it's going to cost you to be a part of this wedding?
For just the wedding,
maybe,
maybe a thousand.
And then you've got to think
you've got the hens nigh
and they won't get still.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anonymous,
how good of friends are you
and can you pull out?
No,
we've,
yeah.
She's in the wedding party.
I'm not a good friend,
but I won't pull out.
See?
That makes you a good friend.
That makes you a better friend than what you think.
Thank you.
Someone said, we're asking what was a bit off about the wedding.
Someone texted and said,
I just find weekday weddings the most annoying thing ever.
What?
Take a day of annual leave.
Just have it on the weekend.
I kind of have to agree,
but I also do get it because it's cheaper, isn't it? They get a lot cheaper and they can get venues that they wouldn't normally get on the weekend. I kind of have to agree. But I also do get it because it's cheaper, isn't it?
They get a lot cheaper and they can get venues that they wouldn't normally get on the weekdays.
It's like going up the ski fields during the week.
But it is a bit annoying for everyone else.
But I kind of get it.
Someone said, what was off about the wedding?
The groom.
He started his speech in front of the entire family, including grandma, with this line.
Let's get into this thing and later I'll get in.
Oh, I've stuffed it up.
You're nervous.
Yeah.
He started his speech with this.
Let's get into this thing and I'll get into you later.
He then told her she looked almost nice in her ridiculous dress.
The marriage didn't last.
It's so awkward
for everyone else, like especially when
the jokes don't land and they're just
not funny. No, exactly right.
Let's go to another anonymous
caller on 0800 DALS at M. Anonymous,
what was a bit off about the wedding?
Um, we
I went to a wedding a couple of years ago
and, you know
you usually have your wedding
in summer time
and at the ceremony they had booze available
for everyone which was fine
but there was no water or food
available so I was like four hours
of standing around until we got
in for the ceremony
Were you guys absolutely munted by that stage?
Yeah there were a lot of sick people later that
night and the next day. I bet there would
have been. The height of summer with no food
and water, just pure booze.
Why wouldn't they think about
that?
I guess there's a lot to think about. I don't know.
Yeah, that's true. The all gas, no brakes
wedding. You'd think the venue would say to them, hey,
we have to give these guys, just put some cheese
and crackers out, something.
Some canapes.
Yeah, well, it was one of those, like, in a garden kind of reception.
So, yeah, there wasn't really a higher power to be observing.
Throw out some Doritos and Kiwi dip, Jay.
Just something, eh?
Something.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Someone texted through and they said the bride's side of the family kept mentioning how hard them and their parents worked
for their share during the speeches.
It was the excessive talk of how much the wedding cost.
Oh, orkeys.
Do you reckon the bride's side paid for more
and that's why they kept mentioning it
because they were a bit salty about it?
Maybe, but even then, not the place.
Oh, it's not the place.
I'm just saying, do you reckon that's why?
Like, I'd love to know.
Last one.
Here's a destination wedding story.
We're asking what's a bit off about the wedding
and someone said, hey, my sister-in-law just got engaged.
They want to get married in Morocco.
It's a huge journey both ways.
We have two kids aged three and one and a half.
There is zero chance that I'm attending that wedding.
That's a long way.
Morocco.
Can you imagine the look on people's faces?
Go to Morocco for your honeymoon.
They're like, we're going to Morocco for the wedding.
And everyone's like, how much is that going to cost?
Oh, you're getting a lot.
You're eloping.
Good for you guys.
We're not coming.
Let's play What's the Plot.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
Well, I think we might have just lost our contestants,
so keep calling if you're keen to play Bree.
Claudia will sort someone out ASAP.
How this game works is we throw out movie plot lines
and the first person who can correctly identify the movie from the plot line gets a point.
And if you get two movies right first, you win.
You only have to get two.
And yet it's harder than it seems.
Some weeks are harder than others.
I have been having quite a few off weeks.
And for your sake, Emily, I hope I'm having an off week.
Hi, Em.
Hi.
I'm going to give you the plot, the theme for what's the plot this week.
You tell me if you think that suits you or not.
With the new trailer for Dune 2, which is out now,
it's got ex-Disney star Zendaya in it.
All of the movies today have former Disney child stars in them.
Oh.
That's a big array of movies, I think.
How does that sit for you, Em? Okay.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
Emily's like, that doesn't help me very much.
We're talking your Zendayas, your Zendayas, your Miley Cyrus's, your...
Oh, so I actually cut out before, so I chimed in a bit late.
Yeah.
Don't know what the...
Movies with Disney stars in them.
Movies with...
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
She's got it now.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, here we go, guys.
Good luck.
I'll start reading.
Soon as you think you know what it is, buzz in with your name.
Don't wait for me to finish the plot.
Movie number one.
The fate of humanity is at stake when two races of robots bring their war to Earth.
Brie.
Brie.
Transformers.
Transformers is correct.
Who's the Disney star?
It is Shia LaBeouf.
It is Shia LaBeouf.
I didn't know he was Disney.
Well, he was in the movie Holes.
Oh, okay. That's Disney. Gosh., well, he was in the movie Holes. Oh, okay.
That's Disney.
Gosh.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's early days, Em.
You can still get this.
That was a complete guess, by the way, Emily.
I just threw something out there,
and I encourage you to just,
if you think you have an inkling,
just throw a guess out there.
The robot thing was a big Easter egg.
It was, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
This is movie number two.
A husband and wife have compromised their careers to raise a lot of children.
The father...
Brie.
Brie.
Cheaper by the dozen.
Cheaper by the dozen.
Who's the Disney star?
The Disney star in that is Hilary Duff.
Hilary Duff.
Sorry, Em, not this week.
Maybe we've got $50 KFC chicken dollars for you.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for playing, Em.
Bye.
Claudia said it might have Alison Stoner in it too.
Is she Disney?
Yeah, she's from High School Musical.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Oh, I thought she was on that show 420.
Good one. She was on Up and Oh, I thought she was on that show, 420. Good one.
She was on Up and Smoke, wasn't she?
Yeah.
She was on that H2O Just Add Weed.
Alison Stoner.
Love it.
She was on Pineapple Express, wasn't she?
Oh, she was, yeah.
Number one and two.
She was on that TV show, Weeds, wasn't she?
Yeah, she was Number one and two. She was on that TV show Weeds, wasn't she? Yeah, she was.
Let's talk about Generation Alpha.
And if you don't know what Generation Alpha is,
it's the generation that comes after Gen Z.
And if you don't know what Gen Z is,
that's the generation that comes after the Millennials.
And if you don't know what Millennials are,
they come after Gen X.
And if you don't know what Gen X is, you're probably a boomer.
Yeah, totally.
That's how it works.
That's a good way to do it.
There's a study and a survey and all these questions
that have been done with Generation Alpha
where apparently the youngest generation, Generation Alpha,
are now calling out certain millennial names as old people
names.
Interesting.
So, for example, like our generation, the millennials, we would, what's an old person
name to you?
Carol.
Edna.
Yeah.
My nan's name was Carol.
My nan's name was Edna.
Yeah, there you go.
Well, that's where you get it from, right?
Gertrude, maybe?
Miriam.
Eleanor?
These are all ladies' names.
Bernard.
Craig?
Craig.
Yeah, Craig's a good example.
Craig?
Yeah.
Dennis?
Yeah.
I'd be a bit weirded out to meet a baby called Dennis.
Baby Dennis?
Yeah. But they're saying there's new out to meet a baby called Dennis. Baby Dennis? Yeah.
But they're saying there's new names that are on the chopping block.
Okay.
For the old people names.
All these kids are called like Willow and...
Well, we'll get to that.
We'll get to that.
They're saying that names like Ashley, Amanda and Amber are old people names now.
Isn't that weird?
That's just the example they've given.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm sure there's plenty more.
I reckon Megan.
Megan could be on that list.
Megan's a big millennial name.
Big millennial name.
Yeah.
What else is on that list?
Rachel.
Rachel, 100% on that millennial name list.
Aaron. Aaron. My, 100% on that millennial name list. Aaron. Aaron.
My brother's name is Aaron
and when he was at school, he had
three friends in his
year group called Aaron. It was such a
popular millennial name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Super popular. Apparently
young people names,
so what they see as young
people names, are names like Scarlet. Charlotte, which used to be an old person name
and it's now come back into fashion along with a lot of these names.
Olivia, Penelope, Isabella, Bella, they're the examples.
I think my daughter's name is an old person's name
that has been reclaimed to be a young person's name.
Maggie.
Yeah.
Like Maggie.
It kind of sounds like a cute old lady.
Meredith.
Has that come back into fashion yet?
Yeah, I reckon it has.
Meredith.
Yeah.
Producers, what do you think?
I reckon because we are going to ask people to call up, right?
This is the idea.
We're going to ask people to call up and tell us their names
and then we're all going to deliberate
over whether their name is an old
sounding name. But before
we do that, because we're asking people to
put themselves out there, we're going to all
rate each other's names first. Can we start
with Claudia? Oh. Okay, we
can start with Claudia. Okay, three,
two. Wait, do I vote too?
Nah, you're on the chopping block. Okay.
Three, two, one.
Old.
That's not the way I thought it was going to go.
Really?
Yeah.
It gives me old vibes.
I like your name and it really suits you, but it gives me old vibes.
I feel like that name was a name that came back into fashion.
That's probably why it still has a little bit of that kind of.
Ella.
Ella.
Three, two, one.
Young.
Young.
I'll take it.
Claudia was so like young.
I guess she's young.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Three, two...
It can only be young or old, right?
It can only be young or old.
Okay, I know you.
Three, two, one.
Young.
Okay, the reason why I say old is Brianna older, but Bri is younger.
She thinks you're old.
See, I think Brianna.
The Gen Z thinks you're old.
I actually think Brianna has come back into fashion as a young name.
Really?
Like, and Bri is starting to go more into the older category.
You know?
Because all the new names are soft, and Anna is softer.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Clinton.
Clinton. Three, two,anna. Clinton. Clinton.
3, 2, 1. Old.
Not the person, the name.
Oh, sorry. Alright, so we'll vote again.
We'll vote again. 3, 2, 1. Old.
Walked right into that one, didn't I?
Oh, Andrew Diles at M. We want to do your name this afternoon.
You just give it to us and we'll go to
our expert panel of non-experts
and we will figure out whether you have an old name or a young name.
It's just a vibe thing.
It's a vibe thing?
Yeah.
Don't take it personally.
We just called each other's names old in here as well,
but if you're willing to put your name on the chopping block,
0800 DIAL ZM right now.
We're about to be brutally honest and let people know
if their name is an old-sounding name.
Or a young-sounding name.
Or a young-sounding name.
Just off gut, you know?
Just off vibe, the feel.
We're not experts, obviously.
No, but you know when you hear someone's name, especially if you're hearing it for the first time.
Yeah.
And this is great because we can't see the person.
Yeah.
So we don't know anything about them.
It'll all be off name vibe.
It's not based on anything else other than the vibe of the name.
For example, Brianna, be off name vibe. It's not based on anything else other than the vibe of the name. For example,
Brianna, we thought young name. Yes. Claudia
old name. Ella, young name.
Clinton, old name.
So we've rated our own names and
now it's your turn. Caller one, hello.
Hi. Hi. What's your
name? Jan Louise
hyphenated. Jan hyphen
Louise. Jan Louise. Okay, that'sated. Jan hyphen Louise. Jan Louise.
Okay.
That's fine.
We've just got the initial vibes.
Three, two, one.
Old.
Old.
Yeah.
Sorry, Jan Louise.
Do you feel like you've got an old name or a young name, Jan Louise?
Oh, good.
But I...
Oh.
Oh, now she's upset.
I do feel like...
That's just how I felt.
...that name could be coming back into fashion as a young name, though. And like Joy's name. I do feel like that name could be coming back into fashion
as a young name, though.
I feel like it will.
No idea.
I would have said old for Jen and I would have said old for Louise.
So, Jen Louise.
To be honest, I'm turning 40 on Tuesday.
You don't sound 40.
You're so young.
Yeah.
Have you felt like you've had an older sounding name
or not really Jan Louise?
I haven't actually figured it out.
I mean, there's always older women I meet called Jan and I'm just like, ugh.
Yeah.
I'm not a Jan.
I'm a Jan Louise.
Thanks, Jan Louise.
Guys, can I just say, hold your line, okay?
If we have to tell someone they've got an old sounding name, we can't apologise for it.
We've told people we're going to be brutally honest.
We've told people we're going to. I feel like we're trying to patch up.
No, okay.
I'm here.
I'm for it.
I just want to read out this text before we go to the next caller.
Someone said, I can't call in right now, but I wanted to join in.
Okay, sure.
They said, my name is Renata.
It's not super common.
Usually spelt Renata.
Usually spelt Renata.
Okay, thanks for that, Brie.
It's spelt differently on the text machine.
I can comment on this because my auntie's name is Renata
on my Italian side, and she's the eldest in my dad's siblings.
Yeah.
So for me, it sounds like an older name.
Let's go on gut.
Renata.
Three, two, one.
Old. But not super on gut. Renata. Three, two, one. Old.
But not super old.
Like cool old.
I was going to say like a cool version of old.
No apologising.
No apologising.
Caller number two.
Hi, welcome to the Brian Clint Show.
That's you, caller two.
That's you, yeah.
That might be me.
That's you.
What's your name, caller two?
Terry.
Harry?
Terry with a T. Terry. Okay, Terry. We're going to rate your name. Does it two. Terry. Harry? Terry with a T.
Terry. Okay, Terry. We're going to
rate your name. Does it sound old?
Three, two, one. Old.
Whereas if you'd
said Harry, I would have said young.
Because Harry Styles brought that
back into circulation. How old
are you, Terry?
I'll be 65 next month.
Oh, good on you, Tezza. Do you go by
Tezza?
Some people call me that, yeah.
Tea dog, tea bone. Spice it up a little
bit. Big T. Thanks, Terry. Let's go to caller
number three on 0800 dials at M. Hi,
caller number three. Hi, caller three.
People don't recognise us. That's you,
caller three. Caller three.
Is that me? That's you, yeah, yeah.
What's your name?
My name's Sophie.
Sophie.
Easy, easy.
We're going to rate your name.
Easy one, three, two, one.
Young.
Yeah, I get that a lot now that I meet a lot of Sophies,
but I never used to.
How old are you, Sophie?
I'm 33.
Okay.
And Sophie Ellis Bixter?
Yeah.
Sophie Turner? Yeah. A lot of Sophies. Okay. And Sophie Ellis Bixter. Yeah. Sophie Turner.
Yeah.
A lot of Sophies.
Sophie.
And a lot of young Sophies, though.
Yeah, I agree.
Young sounding name, Sophie.
Thanks, Sophie.
You're a whippersnapper.
Let's go to caller number four on 0800 dials at M.
Hi, caller four.
Hi, caller four.
That's you, caller four.
Hello.
Hello.
What's your name, caller four. Kia ora. Hello.
What's your name, caller four?
Hi, Jackie.
Jackie.
Jackie.
Again, easy.
All right, easy one.
Three, two, one.
Old.
Sorry, Jackie.
Not you, just the name.
Not you, just the name.
The vibe.
How old are you, Jackie?
I am old.
It's from Jackie Onassis. I'm 60. 60. God, you sound so young, and It's from Jackie Onassis I'm 60
60
God you sound so young
And 60's not old
Can I say
Were you named after Jackie O?
Jackie
I don't
Yeah I kind of think so
Yeah
They would have made that name
Really popular at the time
Yeah
Yeah totally
Lots of us then
And no one now hardly
You're a 60's baby
That means it's coming back in
Yeah
It's coming back in
Okay thank you Jackie
We appreciate it Are we going to do a couple more. Yeah. It's coming back in. Okay. Thank you, Jackie. We appreciate it.
Are we going to do a couple more?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's go number five.
Line five.
Hello.
High five.
Hi.
Is that me?
Yes.
What's your name?
Hi.
My name's Malachi.
Easy.
Three, two, one.
Old.
Wow.
What?
Malachi, I reckon, is back in, guys.
I don't know where you've been.
You've got young. You've got young. Ella, you've got old. I've got old. It's biblical to me? Malachi, I reckon, is back in, guys. I don't know where you've been.
You've got young Ella.
You've got old.
I've got old.
It's biblical to me.
Malachi, it's back in as a young name, I think.
Yeah, I think it's coming back around.
It's got that soft tone to it.
You've split the room, Malachi.
Sorry?
You've split the room.
So make of it what you will. Your name should be Moses.
I like that. Your name should be Moses. Guys, six years on here.
Is that our first Bible joke?
Might be.
Might be.
I just want to ask Malachi one more question.
Malachi, do you think you have a young-sounding name
or an old-sounding name?
Personally, I think it's an old-sounding name.
Oh, right, okay.
It's Old Testament, isn't it?
Right, we could be wrong, Claudia.
No, we're never wrong.
No, heaven forbid.
Last one, last person is caller number six.
Hi, caller six.
Hi, caller six.
Hello.
Hello.
All right, what's your name, caller six?
Katie.
Katie.
This is hard.
This one's not black and white for me.
Because a lot of Katie's I know that are my age.
Katie Tunstall.
I'm not sure for anything, it was just Katie.
Okay, I think I've got it.
Have you guys got it?
Yeah, I've got it.
Oh, I'm really torn.
Yeah, I'm torn on this one.
My filter is can I imagine a baby with this name?
So I've got my answer.
Three, two, one.
Young.
Yes.
I don't know.
I'm on the fence though.
It's a hard one.
What about Kate?
Old.
Old.
Old.
Oh, is it though?
Yeah, old.
Are you a Kate or are you a Catherine?
No, I'm a Katie.
You're a Katie.
Catherine is definitely old vibe for me.
You've got three youngs and one old, Katie.
So there you go.
Oh, thank you. How old were you, Katie?
I am 27. Oh, so you're
young. Yeah, you're young.
I reckon it's an old name.
You do it, yeah. The funny thing about this
is realising you do it to every person that you meet
in your mind without thinking about it.
In your mind, some of you go,
oh, you seem too young to be called
Chloe or whatever. You reckon Chloe's old sounding now?
No, I picked the wrong one.
I think that's young.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
All right, let's go, guys.
We'll rip straight into it.
Birthday banger back in the 5.30 time slot.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Claudia, we've lost George.
Let's try and get him back. We'll go first to Jonathan on 0800 dial ZM. Hi time slot. Number one songs when you turn 16. Claudia, we've lost George. Let's try and get him back.
We'll go first to Jonathan on 0800
dial ZM. Hi, Jonathan. Hi, Jonathan.
How's it going? Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Yeah, not too bad.
Bit of hesitance. Yeah, bit of hesitance.
Feel like we can make it a bit better for you with a good birthday
banger. Well, hopefully it's a good one.
What's your birthday?
The 1st of February, 2000.
All right, birthday buddies.
Birthday buddies with Clint.
You were 16, though, in 2016.
And here's your birthday bang.
So we'll piss off the neighbours
In the place that feels the tears
The place you lose your fear
A very sexy song from One Direction's Zayn Malik.
Even this song makes me feel sexy.
That's saying something.
What do you reckon, Jonathan?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good?
I like it, Jonathan.
It's my favourite Zayn Malik song.
I haven't heard much from Zayn Malik for a bit.
Let's do Katrina on 0800 dials at him.
Hi, Katrina.
Hi, Kat.
Hi.
How's your day, Kat, out of 10?
Oh, it's probably about an eight,
but I'd just like to say that I'm a long-time listener,
first-time caller as well.
Wait a second, Kat.
Wait a second.
First-time caller.
First-time caller.
First-time caller.
We love to celebrate you on this show, Katrina.
Brenna, a bit fuzzy from a big night in Dunedin last night
and then flying back.
This is the energy that we were looking for, Katrina.
We appreciate it.
That's awesome to be from Dunedin.
You're in Dunedin.
Are you?
Oh, well, full circle then, Katrina.
Hey, what's your birthday?
18th of October, 1981.
Oh, I've got a good feeling about this cat.
He was 16 in 1997.
What a year.
Here it is.
I knew it.
What a chin.
Banger, spice up your life.
Were you a Spice Girl, Katrina?
Yeah, through and through.
Which one were you?
When you and your friends performed the Spice Girls,
which one were you?
Probably because they had that and, like,
short hair was always Posh Spice.
You were Posh Spice, yeah, right.
Posh Spice.
Okay, Katrina, I see you. One more for George. Kia ora, George. Hi, I was always posh by. You were posh by. Yeah, right. Posh by. Okay, Katrina.
I see you.
I see you.
One more for George.
Kia ora, George.
Hi, George.
How we going?
Good, mate.
How was your day out of 10, George?
Oh, not too bad.
Just hard at work, eh?
Good, man.
Finish for the day.
Well, let's finish it off with your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
8th of December, 2005.
All right, George.
You were 16 not all that long ago, back in 2021,
and this is your birthday banner.
But now, on the remix of Elton and Dua Lipa's Cold Heart.
Do you like it, George?
Oh, yeah, that's a vibe, I reckon.
That's a vibe for sure, yeah.
A vibe from Elton and Zua.
Wait there, wait there, wait there.
Can I try and read your mind?
Oh, it's not that hard, is it?
Okay.
How did you know?
How did I pick that?
How did you know?
Katrina, you, as our first-time caller, long-time listener,
are also our birthday banger winner.
Congratulations.
Yes!
Everyone's happy!
Go, Mum!
Brian Clint from 97.
You're on ZM.
Brian Clint.
Brian Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Katrina.
She was born in 81, she was 16 in 1997.
That's the Spice Girls and Spice Up Your Life.
God, it holds up, doesn't it? A bit of the Spice Girls.
It does. It's a shame that they all hate each other now
and they will never get that reunion tour that everybody wants.
It's because Victoria Beckham got so rich.
Well, bloody Gerry Horner got richer and now she is unfollowing.
Is she richer, would you say?
Hard to know.
Hard to know, but her partner.
Because Gerry was the one that originally left the band first, eh?
Yeah.
Her partner is like old British money.
Christian Horner.
He's like Formula One money.
Beckham's self-made young money.
Yeah.
Who would you rather?
Beckham all day.
Didn't even have to think about it.
Oh, am I dating them?
Yeah, like who would you rather?
Jerry Horner's husband.
Oh, okay.
Or Victoria Beckham's husband.
I'd go David Beckham.
David Beckham, no doubt about it.
Even if, so what's Jerry Horner's husband's name?
Christian Horner.
Christian Horner.
Let's say he's-
He's in a bit of trouble at the moment.
Well, let's just put that aside.
Let's say he is a billionaire, isn't he?
I think so.
And let's say David Beckham's worth half the money.
Now who do you want?
David Beckham all day.
No doubt about it.
Yeah, right.
No, you're going to pick.
I'm trying to pick on lifestyle because I'm not physically attracted to either of them.
Like I'm not looking to.
You're taking it too literally.
Am I?
Oh, okay.
Jerry or Victoria.
Actually, wait a second.
Jerry or Victoria.
What?
How did we dance over the fact that Clint is not physically attracted to David Beckham?
No, no, no.
I said sexually attracted.
Yes.
Same question.
Exactly.
Guys, I know I say some strange things sometimes, but I am actually a heterosexual man.
Wait, are you straight?
I've got a couple of kids.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, no gay men can have kids.
I've got kids with a woman.
Oh.
Every time he said Lucy, I thought he meant like Luca.
I know I'm wearing the Birkenstock clogs today,
but I am actually a heterosexual man.
Why do you mince around the studio so much?
Just lifestyle.
I've come up with a new game.
I'm pretty excited about it.
And you're going to play.
Okay.
Okay.
So I came across this video video which the new Beyonce song,
Texas Hold'em, great song.
Great song.
But essentially the idea is they've put that song through an AI generator
and they've created versions in other popular musicians' voices.
Okay.
But I want to see how good the AI has done with your brain to see if you can guess who these AI-generated voices are.
So who's doing the AI cover?
Yes.
Okay.
Exactly.
So it's not really them?
It's not really them.
It's AI.
But this is how AI reckons these other famous musicians would sound
if they were singing this new Beyonce song.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay?
All right.
So here comes voice number one.
Miley Cyrus.
No.
Oh.
You want to hear a bit more?
I was like, knock it out of the park, knock it down quick.
Do you want to hear a bit more?
Oh, that bit gave it away.
Kelly Clarkson? Taylor Swift.
Ah. Have a listen again. This ain't Texas.
Ain't no Hold'em.
This part, this next part.
Yeah, that little trill.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
Give me another one.
Okay, here comes number two.
Then I'd be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
Miley Cyrus.
Obviously.
Yeah.
Then I'd be damned if I can't slow dance with you.
Come for some sugar on me, honey, too.
I reckon that one's better.
That one's amazing.
Yeah.
She sounds good on that song, hey?
Yep.
If you've just joined us, this is AI-generated voices.
So it's not real, but AI has generated what they think
these famous people would sound like singing this Beyonce song.
Okay, here comes the next one.
There's a tornado in my city.
It's the basement.
That shit ain't pretty. Pete, listen. It's not instantly familiar.
That last bit was probably the most similar, I think.
Any guesses?
No, I've got nothing on that one.
Lady Gaga.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
There's a few little bits in there that do sound similar.
Not as good as the Miley one.
She should have gone rah, rah at the start of it.
Yeah, then you would have recognised it.
This next one, if you don't get it,
then there's something wrong with you because I reckon it's spot on.
Okay.
Rihanna.
Yep.
I mean...
That one's spot on.
I love Rihanna's voice.
Like when she's really singing.
Oh, such a... Like on stage.
I think that really sounds like her.
I do too.
For AI.
This next one you will never get
and I'll put a hundred bucks on it.
Well, okay.
Okay, to make it interesting.
Yeah.
Here's the last one.
He's so much more invested now.
Husky.
100 bucks on the line.
Current artist.
Hasn't put out anything for a little while.
But.
It's true. 100 bucks.
Used to be in a girl group.
Oh, Camilla Cabello.
Oh, you were close.
It's Normani.
You were so close.
There you go.
Feed it my voice.
I want to hear me doing Beyonce's Texas Hold'em.
Yeah, I wonder if we can do that.
Brie and Clint.
And that's us.
Boy, and that's Brie.
She's about to jump on a plane to Sydney to go and see Taylor Swift.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
Are you excited?
I'm really excited, but I'm also very nervous because I haven't got my outfit exactly planned
out yet. Do you not?
I've got a few options
but I don't know what I'm going to go
with yet. I'm leaving it at, like I've got
tomorrow and Sydney
will just be tailified.
There'll be just stuff everywhere. I'm hoping.
Can I make a suggestion? Yeah.
Morphsuit?
I don't know if I've got the rig to pull off a morphsuit,
and why would I wear a morphsuit?
No, of course, it's fun.
Okay.
The beauty of a morphsuit is you don't have to have the rig for it.
Just zip the hood bit up,
and no one will know that it's you inside the morphsuit.
It's the ultimate anonymity.
I'm going to be doing a lot of dancing, and what if I get sweaty?
Ah, yeah.
Okay, no idea is a good idea.
Not ideal.
I was thinking I might go as LASIK eye surgery tailor.
Oh, yeah?
What does LASIK eye surgery tailor look like?
When they played the clip of her after she got LASIK eye surgery.
Yeah.
And she's got these big goggles on and this cute little teddy bear jumper.
Just like any version that will be different to other people there.
It's niche, but yeah, it's good.
Niche, but the Swifties will get it.
Would you guys have recognised LASIK eye surgery, Taylor,
if that was a costume reward?
Yeah, she had the bananas and everything.
Yes, Claudia, would you rate that outfit?
Yeah.
She seemed a bit crazy.
Did you see anyone in that outfit?
No, I didn't actually.
In Melbourne?
No, I didn't.
Oh, I might have found a unique one.
You should go as when she was friends with Lorde-era Taylor Swift.
What's that look like?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But why don't they hang out anymore?
Why don't they hang out anymore?
I think they did have a falling out, but they're friends again.
Are they?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Are they?
Pretty sure.
Good.
Everyone's friends.
Everyone's happy. Everyone's happy.
Everyone's good.
Everyone have a great weekend because I know I will.
We'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Brodie Kane stepping into Bree's seat tomorrow for a bit of fun.
And yeah, we're back then.
See you soon.
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