ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd July 2021

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

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Testes, testes, one, two, three. We on here? We on. Labias, labias, one, two, three. Oh. Yeah, I can come back with you. Rectum, rectum, one, two, three. Clit, clit, one, two, three.

Balls, balls, one, two, three. Flaps, flaps, one, two, three. Fosken, fosken, one, two, three. Gooch, gooch, one, two, three. Knobbing, knobbing, one, two, three. Areola, areola. No, that doesn't work. Areola. F Gooch, gooch. One, two, three. Knobbin, knobbin. One, two, three. Areola, areola. No, that doesn't work. Areola.

Fartbox, fartbox. Too far. Too far. Cancelled 20 seconds into the podcast. Anastasia has put her hand up and said she would like to say something this morning. Anastasia, please feel free. Last night, getting an early night. I was in bed, you know, nine o'clock, woke up to

an Instagram notification at 10.19. Our video had been blocked in Canada. No! Not in Canada! Are we Canada cancelled? Canada? Just Canada? They're blocking us.

You cock-blocking us. They hate us. What video? Well. Is it the Saatchi one? No, no, no, it's an old video It can't be, it's an original song So

Yeah They can't say shit No, no, no, this is an old video, pre-my time I've got something to say What the fuck, Canuck? Is that a thing? Oh, damn That's a Canadian thing, isn't it?

Cancelled twice in one breakfast So, the video is about a standard Brie and Clint piece of content a theme that runs through the show. Obviously we've got like five or six things that we always do. Five or six? That's all we've got. Five or six things that we always do. No, no, no. You're right.

Pretty much the show is five basic themes. No, no, no. Five farts and a birthday banger. Put that on the billboard. Well, you say farts. That's what she's talking about. It got deleted.

Not a fart video. A fart video. Oh, I'm devastated. About a man in Austria. I know the video. Poor Canada. Fired for farting with intent. Yeah, he farted with intent and then got put in jail

because he farted with intent on a cop. And then never. Oh, yeah, I do vaguely remember this. He just played it. It's a fart sound effect. No, I said, can you pick which is the fart out of this fart line-up? Remember? Fuck, we do only have five things, eh?

Oh, I played five farts in that piece of content. And then we did birthday bangers. Yeah, straight after that that I think it was just before that actually yeah right isn't that weird I can remember where we did that

piece of content it was at 5.40 and I said alright let's move this along up next is birthday banger and you said

banger I'll give you banger and that's a butter chicken banger see we're so predictable what's weird about it is that That's a butter chicken banger See We're so predictable What's weird about it

Is that It's got content contained It contains content By a rights holder So I'm thinking I own all Some guy Can I just say

Farts And he wants us He wants us to play for his farts Yeah yeah Can I say I do all of my own Fart sound effects On this show She's the Tom for his farts. Can I say, I do all of my own fart sound effects on this show. She's the Tom Cruise of farts. I am.

That's the only thing I can do. And I do my own sound effects for the farts. And he can go eat a dick, that guy. Do you know what's funny? This whole time we've been talking about the podcast and how there's the machine that's scanning through trying to find the music. This is what we get pulled up on. The farts.

Right, well, sorry, Canada. Sorry to our Canadian audience. Oh, Canada. the music this is what we get pulled up on the farts right well sorry Canada sorry to our Canadian audience oh Canada yeah what was that song the national anthem yeah

wasn't it isn't it oh Canada that was pretty close that's exactly what she sang oh okay I thought you went

oh Canada I just did a more musical version so rhythmic now she is. If Canada feels like they're missing out. I'm an artist now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Canada feels left out.

They'll be right. They've still got Justin Bieber and Drake. They've still got 969 other posts. 969? Yeah, that is. Nice. That wasn't even meant to be the joke. No, Anastasia, it's nice.

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You've got literally One minute and eight seconds That's too good for that Save it Bang it Bang it Tomorrow I've got a good would you rather

It's good Please warn Megan Are on a much-deserved break. Don't worry, they'll be back soon. In the meantime, play ZM's Brie and Clint. Two more days, baby, two more days. Two more days to go. I actually think I'll miss it.

Me too. I really enjoy, like, getting your day kick-started this early and getting work out of the way. I think it's something, you know where they say really successful people get up at what time? 5am? 5.30. 5.30 in the morning? Yeah. Because you have so

much extra time to do stuff. That's the hack. If you can stay awake. If you can stay awake, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you just have to fall asleep during Taskmaster at 8.30 at night on the couch. Exactly. And if you can handle that, then you're okay. Yeah, this morning, I'm not going to lie, this morning getting up was rough.

Yeah. You know when your body fights you to get up? It's like, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it, man, don't do it. Really weird. I did yesterday morning when I got up. We have a garage that's next to our house and it's got a window on the side. Didn't notice anything weird and then I got home

and someone tried to break into our garage. That sucks so much. It's so annoying. Like there's one window in the whole garage and someone has just literally smashed the window. I mean, there's nothing good in there. I was going to say, did they get anything? No, because every door is padlocked

so you can't get anything out. That sucks. I, and you know what makes you paranoid about being burgled is being part of your community Facebook page. And so I'm part of the one, my sub-mob in West Auckland. Yeah. And you start seeing more and more posts crop up and you're like, oh

no, and it gets you really freaked out. You're like, oh, there must be a spate of them. I'm sure there's probably no more than there usually is, but it gets you thinking about it, and you're like, please not my house, please not my house, please not my house. Well, you forget that these things happen, you know. I mean, it's happened to me before. I got so badly robbed.

I don't know if there's worse or, like, better when you get robbed, but I got robbed when I was, like, 22, and they did it during the day. I always find those ones brazen. Someone stole my neighbour's car outside their house at 2.30 on a Sunday afternoon. I know. It's like, you're so, you're brave, man. I was like, you are so brave,

but the thing that creeped me out the most is I was like, they must have been watching us to know, because there was a few of us that lived in the house. Yeah, that freaks the shit out of you. They had to be watching us to know that no one was in the house, you know? The only good thing about getting burgled is if you have insurance and you get new things. It's the only upside.

The downside, obviously, is losing sentimental things, not feeling safe. The sentimental things are the worst. I remember I lost my laptop when I was 22, lost all my photos from when I was, you know, 15 to 21, and I'll never be that young again, ever. Did they steal your backup hard drive as well? I didn't have a backup hard drive back in the day, but you know...

Well, who's the idiot here, Bree? No one's breaking into my house these days because I've got a big ferocious dog. That's what she sounds like. We're going to start the show with Tradie vs Lady, $50 cash up for grabs if you can beat one other person in a trivia quiz,

you can call us right now on 0800-DIALS-N-M. We'll play after Giveon. This is Heartbreak Anniversary on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, guys.

Tradie vs. The Ladies. Hopefully there's a lady. Oh, look at them. They're all coming through now. Here they come. Here come the ladies. Hopefully there's a lady. Oh, look at them. They're all coming through now. Here they come. Here come the ladies. Come on, my girls. Come on through.

All you have to do is get three questions right before your opponent, and you will take home the 50 bucks. We'll meet our Tradie first. He's in Rolleston. He's 26 years old, and he flies planes just for fun. You know, it's a hobby. Welcome to the show, Leo. G'day, Leo.

How's it going? What sort of planes do you fly? Just Cessnas and Pipers. Leo, can I ask, how does that go down with the ladies? Impress them much? Oh, probably not as much as you'd think. Oh, really?

I feel like I'd be impressed if a guy on a date was like, you want to come up in my Cessna? Have you joined the Mile High Club, Leo? I have not. Who's going to be flying the plane? If Leo's joining the Mile High Club. Maybe Leo's dates.

Maybe that's part of the romance. I don't know. I'm not a pilot or a member of the Mile High Club. We've found you a contestant. She is 21. She's from Christchurch and she's a nurse. Welcome to the show, Maddie. G'day, Maddie.

Hello. You'd be low-key impressed if a guy you were dating was a pilot on the side, right? Yeah, pretty impressed. Yeah, flying into those DMs for sure. All right, guys, here's the rules. Maddie, your buzzer is lady. Leo, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

Question number one. What animal is on the New Zealand 20 cent coin? Lady. Yes, Maddie. Is that a kiwi? It is a kiwi. Nice work. One to the ladies. She had to check her purse. I was going to say she was checking her

thing in her car for the spare change. Question number two. What is the name of the second billionaire who flew to space this week? Trady. Yes, Leo. Jeff Bezos. That is correct. We won a piece.

Question number three. The 2020 Olympics has already started with softball games kicking off yesterday. Where are the games being held? Lady. Yes, Maddie. Is it Japan? Yeah, we'll give you that. It is

Japan. Technically Tokyo, but yeah, we'd have to give you Japan. Nah, Japan. It isn't Japan. We'll give you that. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Leo. Question number four. What is 11 times 5? Tradie. Yes, Leo. Question number four. What is 11 times 5? Tradee. Yes, Leo.

55. We are all tied up here, guys. This is for the win. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Maddie. Just got it there, Maddie. Who?

LAB. LAB. Nice work, Maddie. Just got in there, Maddie. Who? She's a lady. What did you say? L-A-B. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nice work, Maddie. Very close game, but 50 bucks coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Damn. That was a good game, wasn't it?

Leo really needed that 50 bucks. That's like three and a half minutes of flight time. Did you feel the connection between Maddie and Leo? Yeah. I did. Maddie, you want to go up in Leo's plane? Oh, I could do. I've got some Snoop Dogg news.

Oh, yeah. What's the D-O-double-G been up to lately? Well... Love Snoop Dogg. He's been live streaming on Twitch. Oh, yeah. If you don't know what Twitch is, Twitch is where people live stream themselves playing different video games and people get paid for it.

People can donate to you while you're streaming, right? Yeah. They can just transfer your money while you're streaming. Yeah, a lot of people. Drax Project, I've seen them on Twitch before playing a few games. But, yeah, Snoop Dogg, he likes to live stream on Twitch every now and then. Apparently, a couple of weeks ago, he was playing EA Sports Madden NFL 21. Oh, yeah.

And he only live streamed for about 10 minutes because he started losing so badly that he cracked the sads and turned off his live stream. Anyway, he's back on board and he was live streaming and then he'd finished up and he turned off his console but he forgot to turn off his streaming camera. Okay. In which he... Oh, dodgy.

In which... No, nothing dodgy happened. He just left his streaming camera on for eight hours. Wow. Eight hours. I guess what dodgy stuff is he going to do that you're not, oh, excuse me, that you're not expecting, right? Yeah.

Is he going to smoke some weed? Well, who knows? Anyway, he realised obviously after eight hours, but we actually have some audio of when he was live streaming and he didn't realise the camera was live streaming for eight hours. Take a listen. There it is. There's no sound on the live stream, was there?

It's just the camera. There was no one there. It was just live streaming. Wait, there was no one there. It was just live streaming. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we listen to that one more time? An empty room. Can we listen to that one more time? Yeah, hold on.

Let's take a look. I think I can faintly hear something in the background. You kind of can. Just a little bit, eh? Might have been static. Could have been. There it is. Kind of Ken. Just a little bit, eh? Might have been static. Could have been. There it is. Nope.

No. Boomer. Boomer move, bro. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Thor, Chris Hemsworth, has taken a selfie, which is probably already, in my opinion,

more iconic than that one that Alan took with everybody in it. Really? Well, I like this one better. Cool. Dean, tell us about the Chris Hemsworth selfie. Look, it certainly is up there as one of the most iconic selfies I've seen in a while. Chris Hemsworth is doing a drive-through KFC in northern New South Wales because, you know, he lives in Byron Bay, right?

So he's one of the people, even though he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. He was driving through KFC and the guys at the, you know, at the drive-through counter were like screaming and losing it. Anyway, he got all of the staff to crowd in and he took a selfie from the driver's seat facing back towards all of the staff who were crowded into the little window.

Anyway, it's so good. Go online and check it out now. The thing with these Hemsworth boys, which I love, is that even though they are literally the biggest names in Hollywood, you know, two of, they are still so humble down to earth and just so, like, Aussie and cool and chill, and I just think this is super cool. Not a lot of celebrities would do something like that.

At KFC, it's up there with Ellen Selfie. Let's break this down and ask the real question. How does someone look like Chris Hemsworth and still be able to eat KFC? You know why? Why? Because he is a two-piece feed, my friend. Finger licking. Oh, no.

Probably shouldn't have took it that far. Do you reckon his trainer is going through the news, the entertainment sites this morning, and he sees Chris Hemsworth in the drive-thru at KFC? He's ringing him like, Chris, what have we talked about, man? No KFC until Christmas. Even the Hemsworth like a bit of KFC. Yeah, cheat meal.

How good. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Olympics are underway. Some sports have started. And an Australian athlete, an equestrian athlete. Is it the horse or the actual person?

It's the actual person. Actually, you know what? I'm going to read the start of this sentence, and you guys, including Ben and Anastasia, our producers, are going to try and finish it, okay? An Australian equestrian rider headed to the Olympics has tested positive for... Is it...

I mean, the obvious answer is COVID. I was brainstorming. Wrong! Stage, do you have any ideas? The C, the C one. I'm going to need you to say it if you want to. It rhymes with chlamydia. I feel like the word chlamydia sounds better than what you just said.

An Australian equestrian writer has tested positive for chlamydia. Wrong. Tested positive for being a horse? Testing positive. Well, he hasn't done what you've done. What? Come on. No.

Can I have one more guess? Yeah, go on. In Lizzo's words, 100% that bee. You know when she's... He took a DNA test and he's 100%. No. No, you guys are not going to get it. You're not going to get it.

I'll complete the sentence for you. An Australian equestrian rider... Oh, I got it. ...has tested positive for... Blue balls. Good guess. I feel like I was onto it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.

An Australian equestrian rider has tested positive for... Cocaine. An Australian equestrian rider has tested positive for cocaine. Oh. Wouldn't have guessed that. Jamie Kerman said it's highly likely, this is the guy who tested positive, that the result was from a single recreational use of the drug at a social event and had no connection with my sport of equestrian. That's what they all say, Jamie. How's cocaine going to improve your equestrian performance?

You're not even doing the running. If you gave the horse some of the cocaine, then we... Well, in fairness... Can you think about how much cocaine a horse would need? His nostrils are so big. But like for dressage... It would just come straight back out. You need to be relaxed.

You actually need to be super fit, though, to do that sport. They can dress really quickly and jump up fast. No, that's dressage. On to the horse. Quick question, hot take on, and Anastasia's going to feel passionate about this. Yeah. Horse sports at the Olympics.

Yay or nay? Yay or nay. Mind the pun. Yeah, mind the pun. I think they're athletes I think it's I think it's alright It's 100% a sport

Like Like in all honesty Like you don't understand How much Goes into it Guys They put Actually I better be careful

Well I think if we're doing that We do What do you call What are the dog racings The street Dog trials Yeah dog trials The stamina

Isn't EA sports in the Olympics now? I don't know. Have you seen the... But EA Sports is a good example. Has there been an EA Sports equestrian game released? I'd play it. Probably. It'd be so exciting.

The horse is doing the work. The horse is doing the work. Also, it's a weird old-timey sport. Can I say, the one where they prance around in the square, dressage, not my favourite, but the cross-country on the horses is an amazing thing to watch. Clint, you don't understand the amount of stamina they need, the riders' legs, their arms, you're pulling them up, going over.

Yeah, but what's the freight cost on a horse to Tokyo? You know, can I ask? Can I ask? Not cheap. If a horse gets, do they get drug tested at the Olympics? Yes, they do. If they test positive for ketamine, is it fine because it's a horse drug? Good question.

Depends how they took it, I think. Right. Yeah, it depends. Depends what their intention was You know, it's a horse tranquiliser You're like, wasn't it? I want to tell you about this show Because obviously

Reality TV I think nearly every idea has been done They're struggling to come up with new ideas They're getting weirder and weirder, eh? Well, funny you say weirder and weirder. There's a new show that got dropped on Netflix last night. And the show is a new dating show called Sexy Beasts. Oh, yeah.

Take a listen to a bit of the trailer. Welcome to the strangest blind date ever. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? Could you fall in love with someone based on personality alone? Time has come. This is going to be really tough for me.

I can't choose both of you. I've made my decision. My sexy beast is... You can't really tell from the audio there, but essentially the idea around it is that all of them are in this crazy special effects makeup where they're all dressed as like a different beast or animal. So you can't see anything of what they look like.

The costumes and the masks are... Are incredible. You know what they are? They're what the Masked Singer wished it was. Yeah. Like the... Yeah, it's amazing. It's what the costumes on Masked Singer would have was. Yeah. Like the- The Masked- Yeah, it's amazing. It's what the costumes on Masked Singer would have looked like

if they had a bigger budget. Think of like a Jim Henson movie. Yes. And that's how good it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're incredible. So that's quite a cool idea though. So you go and meet up with each other and you talk to each other,

you interact with each other. Because you can see their eyes, their own eyes and their own lips moving and stuff. Yeah, so you can see like, you know, expression kind of. And yeah, then they have to pick people based on personality. Could you do it? Yeah, of course. Could you? Yeah.

Really? I feel like, I mean, depends on what the other person's dressed as. Some of them look real creepy. Like, I hate pandas. Yeah. Yuck. Some of them look real creepy I hate pandas Yuck Some of them look very creepy But I saw a review Like someone who's watched the show

And they said You know obviously they're all dressed up In this special effects makeup So you can't see what they look like And then they're like Oh big reveal at the end They're all typical 10 out of 10 attractive people.

Are they all hot? It doesn't even matter anyway. Anyway, that's Sexy Beast on Netflix now. New show out next week on Netflix as well, Sexy Feet. Yesterday, Jeff Bezos went to space. Rocket Man. Some great memes around where they're replacing Jeff Bezos With

Dr. Evil Remember how Dr. Evil Built himself that rocket and went to space Yeah he had a Layer on the moon Short bald guy with a rocket that looked like a penis Like the similarities The jokes write themselves

So many good clips, quite a lot of cringy clips too of Jeff after he's come back because what you find out about this guy is even though he's the richest and one of the most powerful men in the world

because of how rich he is, just a big nerd. Yeah. And I don't mean that in a mean way. He's just a geek whose lifelong dream was to go to space

and he's done it now and he can't hide how excited he is. Pretty amazing. Yeah. I mean, you know, he would have been devo that Richard Branson got in there first, but still. You'd get over it the minute zero gravity hit.

You'd be over that. Yeah, you're like, I've done it. I'm here. I've done it. Here's a clip of him just having got off the pod when it's landed back down in the desert. Have a listen. You obviously have grander space ambitions than going to the pod when it's landed back down in the desert. Have a listen. You obviously have grander space ambitions

than going to the edge of it. Did this moment motivate you to push deeper into the cosmos? Hell yes. He's very excited. What is that laugh? What is that? He's very, very excited.

Sounds like he's crying. It's a cry laugh and it goes into a normal laugh. It's quite a throaty laugh too, like it's a real belly laugh. And also nothing funny has been said. He's like, do you want to go further into space? Definitely. Yeah, weird time to laugh. Everyone needs a friend like Jeff though who can

laugh like that at their jokes. God, you know my favourite type of people and people will know who I'm talking about. There's people that laugh at everything. Producer Anastasia's sister is one of them and I love Tomasina for that reason. She brings the hype. I'm like, can you

just follow me around? She's build up. Because she just laughs at me constantly. She'll pump up your tyres. We're going to get Jeff to do that for us this morning. So whether you guys think you're funny or not, Jeff Bezos is going to make you feel like. Oh, good. Yeah, good.

I don't know. Who's a funny person? Chris Rock is going to make you feel like. Can you give me a more 2021 reference? Ursula Carlson. Okay, sweet. I'm ready. Paul Ego, die Hinwards.

Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, when you're ready, just give us any joke just off the top of your head. Am I starting? Yeah, and Jeff Bezos will make you feel good about yourself. Okay. Did you guys know that they say when you have sex, it burns as many calories as running 12 kilometres?

Did you hear that? No. But I don't know anyone that can run 12 kilometres in 30 seconds. At least Jeff laughed. Yeah, thanks Jeff. What were we going to say? What?

Sad joke. What? Nothing. It hurts. It's painful. I'll do one. What? Nothing. It hurts. It's painful. Yeah, it's a painful joke. I'll do one. What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? What?

So fish-ticated. Thanks, Jeff. At least Jeff thought it was funny. I mean, you've got Jeff as your hype man. Yeah, yeah. Go on, producer Ben. Go on. Oh, yeah, okay. Someone recently asked me if I'd got a haircut i didn't i got them

all cut i don't get it who would get one haircut oh got it i don't get it i don't get it imagine if jeff bezos was like i don't get it i don't get it. I don't get it. Imagine if Jeff Bezos was like, I don't get it. I wish we had that audio of Jeff. I don't get it. Anastasia, do you want to have a go? What did astronaut Jeff Bezos have up in space? What? A Mars bar.

It's because he actually did, so he loves it. Also, he loves Mars bars. Loves a Mars Mars Jeff Shot Jeff Yesterday if you're listening After 8 o'clock You would have heard

The gift That we gave Bree The Recreation of her Secret poetry Written after a breakup In the note tab of her phone Revealed

On air And then transformed Into music by none other than Saatchi. Yeah, there's been a few conversations with me and my partner asking who that was about. Yeah, fairly intimate, eh? Who was the notes and the lyrics written about? And you know what? I can't remember. Really?

I actually can't. Well, that's a good line to stick to at least. Yeah, I'll stick to that Because your partner Will be going This is quite beautiful What you've written Well

Why don't you write Something about me And then you'd go I'd have to break up With you first It's actually not That beautiful Because the lyrics

Actually mean I think I've been In this haze of I think I'm in love But I'm actually Oh right It's just kind of like Jeez this is like

Spoken mirrors This is like that song exploder show on Netflix where we find out the true meaning of the song. Hey, get me on Songland I feel like, you know, Rihanna can pick up some of my lyrics. Let's get the poetry raw and honest first, how it was displayed on the show last week.

Again. I don't know if I can listen to this. Feeling stuck. Stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above. Above out of my mind. The love I never had to find. It was always there.

In this. I never want there to be a last kiss. And that was transformed into an absolute banger by none other than Saatchi. This is only one minute, this song. You've got to hear this. Very quick song. Feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love

Just need to rise above, above Out of my mind, the love I never had to find in you. All I see is you and me. How did I get to be above, out of my mind, plus you were never equal to Then I realized that me plus you were never equal to Now I'm feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Stuck, stuck in this game called love. Stuck in this game called love. Stuck.

Stuck in this game called love. Stuck in this game called love. Certified banger, undeniable. An incredible job. So we've got a challenge for you, Brie. Because that can't be the end of it. That can't be how it goes. What we have done is we have gone and sourced the instrumental of that track.

We've removed India, the vocalist, because she sounds so good, and thought, what does it sound like? No. What does it sound like if the songwriter was to sing their own song? So we thought this morning, you don't need to rehearse because you know the words because you wrote the words. Would you like a chance at singing your own song? This is such BS.

You're not even giving me the lyrics. You wrote the lyrics. No. You've got 15 seconds to open your notes app and see if you can get the lyrics up and we'll do a live recreation of you doing your own song. I think this is a great idea. I actually, you know, you guys did like a really good job yesterday.

I sent you a really nice message and I was like, thank you for doing that. It was really nice. Not a stitch up. And now you're doing this and you're ruining it. You're wasting time. Have you got the lyrics? I'm not happy about this. I don't know where to come in.

Feeling stuck. Stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above. Out of my mind. The love I never had to find in you. I can't remember what else happened. Submit, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit. Get it off, get it off, get it off.

You've made me read out the most personal thing on my phone, then you've exploited it, then you put it on the radio, now you're making me do this. You've got the weekend, okay, to rehearse and to record. Much like our Friday Okie feature, we'll put you in there with a professional, but we want to hear your version of your own song on Monday. When we go back to the afternoon, that's when we want to hear your version of your own song. Why ruin a great thing?

Why ruin it? Because that's all we get paid to do. Literally, line two of our contract. Autotune, better be ready. Bree and Clint. The Weeknd and Ariana Grande, Save Your Tears. There's one text from someone who's excited to hear you sing your song. There's no text.

No, there's one text in there. One person is excited, so. They're lying. Watch this space, everybody. They're lying. I appreciate your text and you've been trying trying to encourage me but it's a lie but thank you for texting through um have you what was that now i'm so i'm so thrown off by what you've just made me do we're going to talk about wedding disasters yeah look i feel like we've become the leading show for wedding content over the past two weeks and we're happy

to take that award but this is quite a sad story about a couple named Julie and Paul who got married and you know everything was going well. The wedding went perfectly. It was a super special day. They actually had to like postpone their wedding because of coronavirus so it made it even more special that they were finally having a big day. It was great. I went to one of those weddings. There's a real sense of relief. It's like a thank goodness we got to do this. Finally, we got it over the line.

Anyway, they did their vows and they went to the reception. Everyone was having a great time and it was time to have the first dance. And the bride, Julie and Paul, took to the dance floor where they began having their first dance. And it was beautiful. A lot of pressure on that first dance. There was a lot of pressure. Even more pressure on this one. When Paul grabbed Julie and he dipped her

and he dipped her so low that her knee dislocated. Ah! A lot of pressure on that knee. A lot of pressure on that knee, yeah. He wasn't taking any of the weight. You meant to have your arm behind their back and you were basically just... He was, but I think it was a freak accident.

And there's a video of it where you can see him dipping Julie and she's going over. And then you can literally see through the dress like this, like, boom, where it pops out. Like a rugby game slow motion replay. Oh. Do we know if she carried on with the wedding? Like, did she ice pack it and see the rest of her day out? Oh no, it was a full dislocated knee She had to go to the hospital

She was escorted out of the wedding reception They encouraged guests to stay on and have a good time Went to the hospital They dosed her up They put her knee back in place And they gave her painkillers And she was discharged at 10.30. Went back to the reception.

And they continued on partying. There you go. You want to get back to the party. You want to get back to the party. In a wheelchair, obviously. She couldn't walk. I hope people hadn't left. I hope she didn't go, I've got to get back to my wedding.

I know. She gets back there and half the people are gone. You know that feeling that often happens in dreams when you need to be somewhere and you're stuck somewhere else and you're just watching time go by. You're like, I need to get back there. I have to get back. It's my wedding day. She's living a real-life version of that.

She had a pretty good attitude about it. She said she felt like a professional athlete when she got out of the car when she first got back to the wedding. People were taking pictures of her. She was like, oh, guys, drop it. I feel so much, you know, attention. Yeah. But, you know, all in all, still a special day.

Do you reckon they still consummated the wedding that night? Oh, see, that's... Have you ever seen someone with a dislocated knee? No. It's a full knee brace and everything. Yeah, right. It would have been a challenge, but they probably would have got it done.

Let's talk about wedding disasters this morning. People have had disasters happen on their wedding day. It doesn't have to be an injury. No. It can be an injury. It can be an injury, yeah. It can be anything from someone getting too drunk. And that happened at a wedding I went to.

Yes. The mother-in-law got drunk. Oh, I think that's fairly common. Mother-in-law, no, this isn't. She had too many drinks, too many lemonades, and she fell off the back of her chair and the ambulance had to come get her because she bumped her head. Or maybe someone had explosive diarrhoea.

You know, there's a spectrum here. Who knows? Weaning disasters are a spectrum. Do you have one? You can share it with us on 0800DIALZM this morning. Or you can call us right now on 0800DIALZM. That's what I said. You can text us right now on 0800-DIALS-NM. That's what I said. You can text us on 9696.

Did you have a disaster at your wedding? Yeah, someone on the text machine has said, at a wedding I was at, one of the bridesmaids fainted halfway through the vows and on the way down... I'm sorry. And on the way down, her hair got stuck in the branches of a small tree how embarrassing i'm crying it says it says the ceremony had to awkwardly carry on well people while people fished her out of the tree.

Stop the ceremony. Stop the ceremony. The bride's like, nothing can distract from this moment. I've put too much time and effort into this. Imagine she's a girl. She's painted and she's hanging in the tree. You've got to feed your bridesmaids and your groomsmen. It's a long day for those guys. They're pulling a big shift truth You've got to feed your bridesmaids And your groomsmen It's a long day for those guys

They're pulling a big shift You've got to feed them Keep them Keep them What's it called Well hydrated Well hydrated Mel's here

Kia ora Mel Hi Mel Wedding disasters Did you have one? I do It was at my own wedding We had a backyard wedding in February And we had a whole lot of the citronella and tiki torches

Lining the aisle Oh, beautiful Yeah, I know the ones And my now father-in-law had a little bit too much to drink And he fell down the hill and knocked them all over No! It didn't start a fire, did it? What happened?

Luckily it didn't, no He just, yeah, it just went over. I sort of watched it in slow motion, so we managed to get there just in time before it started a big fire. Jeez. Oh, my God. Well, crisis averted. Nothing worse than a flaming father-in-law at the ceremony.

Liv, see you. Morning, Liv. Hi, Liv. Good morning. What happened, mate? What was the wedding disaster? So I was at a friend's wedding, and early hours of the morning, someone decided to put dishwashing liquid

on the dance floor, do body slides. I got knocked over and really hurt my wrist. It wasn't until the Monday I thought, I better go get an x-ray and I'd broken my wrist. No! Who was the absolute legend who decided that dishwashing liquid for body slides was a good

idea on the dance floor? Why would you do that? I don't know, just have a bit of fun. Can I just get this clear? Was it the night before the wedding or the night of the wedding, like late as everyone was buzzed? No, it was the night of the wedding at like 1 o'clock in the morning. Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah, that's about right.

The time of the wedding when all the ties are around the guy's heads? Yes. Shirts off. Shirts off, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that's about last round of drinks, I think, coming up. Joshua's here. Morning, Joshua. G'day, Josh.

Good morning. What happened to you? You got a wedding disaster for us? Yeah. We paid our photographer two years in advance, and he decided to fall on his cameras as he tried to take a group photo. He fell on his cameras? Fell on his cameras as he tried to take a group photo. He fell on his cameras? Fell on his cameras.

He was using a step ladder to get a wider view of the background as well as the group, and he thought he would try and get all of our attention by jumping off, which he normally does, but he actually fell on the cameras. No! What does that mean? He WWE'd his own cameras.

Did you get any wedding photos or were all his cameras wrecked? So that was just after the actual ceremony, and it was up in Hamner Springs where I grew up, and we know one of the local photographers. So we borrowed his camera, so we did get reception photos. Oh, thank God, yeah. I thought you were going to end up with some iPhone photos as your wedding album. Oh no he was really

good about it and he also re-sheltered us getting all dressed up in our well my wife's wedding gown and my tuxedo and did another scenery shot elsewhere. Oh that's a cool idea. Oh that's nice of him isn't it? Yeah I like that, that's nice. There you go. Everything can be recovered

from in these situations, well most things. Most things. Most things As long as there's no cheating or anything No cheating stories and wedding disasters It's hard to come back from. Yeah we're growing up everybody, that's good. I know, look at us go The Olympic Games I don't know if you've heard, begin tomorrow

and we're very lucky this morning to be joined on the show by a member of the five time world champion Black Fern 7 team. Welcome to the show, Ruby Tui. Kia ora, Ruby. Good morning, guys. I love you guys' energy. Always bringing it.

I love it. Hey, we'll bring the vibes if you guys bring the wins. No pressure, Bruce. Ruby is a Kiwi in Tokyo right now. You're in Japan for the Games now, right? Yep, we've only just got here. It was such a misch to get into the country. You know, travelling,

and you've got to make sure the Olympic Village will have you, and you've got to get your test. You've got to have a... It's like a licence to say that you've got no COVID. You've got to have a valid 72-hour COVID license to say you're COVID-free. So it's a mish, but so thankful and grateful we finally got here. In the last seven days, how many times have you had that thing stuck up your nose? Oh, my goodness, bro.

Like, I think three. And the throat one. I haven't had the throat one. We get both nostrils and the throat all at once. Do they deep throat you? Do they go all the way to the back of the... Sorry, that was a bad choice of words. No, Clint, it's been a long time.

It's horrible. Yeah, that's terrible. Hey, question I want to ask, because it's been making the news all week. What are the cardboard beds like? I heard about how they've been calling them the sex-free beds. Yeah, no, they're pretty sturdy. I reckon you could still get a couple of people on them.

Yeah, right. These are the anti-sex beds that are in the Olympic Village made of cardboard. Because I feel like out of any of the athletes, the rugby players would need a comfy bed after they compete, you know? Yeah, we're pretty precious, aren't we? No, no, no. We're no complaints from the rugby players, and I think that speaks for them.

They're very good players. Ruby, speaking of playing, I remember watching the sevens final, you guys versus Australia, and you had been the favourites the whole tournament, but unfortunately you lost that game. But you picked up silver in the Olympics, which is amazing. I know for a fact you guys still have seven of the players that were there in Rio back for Tokyo. How are you guys feeling in terms of going into the tournament?

Who do you guys think is your biggest competition? It's funny. Every time I get interviewed by an Australian, they always bring up the Rio finals. Hey, Ruby, that's all we have in rugby union. That's all we have, okay? Thanks a lot, Bree. That's all we have in Rugby Union. That's all we have, okay? Gee, thanks a lot, Bree. That's all we have to hang on to. Wow, wow.

You know, I think we're finally over it five or so years later, so thanks for bringing that up, Bree, but we're going to take that in with us, don't worry. Mate, in all honesty, in all honesty, look, I'm from Queensland. I'm a rugby league girl, and back in 2016, I didn't know much before moving to New Zealand about Rugby Union, but I have to say watching you guys and the Aussie girls in the Rugby Sevens was a massive highlight for me

in Rio and I'm so stoked that you know something like Sevens is getting such a big glow up in the Olympics I think it's awesome and you guys deserve every bit of credit and praise that you get. Oh gee that was a nice follow-up question. Making me feel a little nice and stuff. No, it's just really cool, and thank you guys for wanting to do this interview and supporting us. It's massive for women's rugby and for women's. We just hope that everyone will get on board, and no one can be there.

Our families can't physically be there, which will be hard, but everybody can jump online and get behind it. Let's talk about that for a second, the fact that your family can't be there. No one can be there. It's a weird, it's a very weird Olympics. What's the vibe like in Japan, in Tokyo at the moment, around the Olympics? To be honest, we can't do much. We can't actually go out and have a look around,

but it's way more hygiene focused. If you want to do anything, there's a whole bunch of paperwork you've got to do. And with the family not being there, that's really weird, to be honest. But it's funny because it takes me back to 2012 when we just had no crowds. Ten years ago, nobody knew who we were. I just got goosebumps from that because I've followed any women that are doing amazing things in sport. I've always followed that. And that's what I mean when I say I think it's so amazing to see how much support

and how much people have gotten behind you guys and your sport. You deserve it. And we can't wait to see you bring home the gold, baby. We're right behind you. Oh, I love you guys, man. I'll do an interview with you anytime. You guys are awesome. Sounds good. We'll call you five minutes after the final whistle in the

gold medal match and hopefully you're on the podium, okay? Lock it in. Let's make it happen. Yeah, let's make it happen. Lock it in. That's Ruby Tooey from the Blackthorn Sevens coming to us out of Tokyo ahead of the Olympic Games. Go well, girls. Let's try and give away eight

hundred dollars with our movie guessing game what's the plot once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented athletic not really but picking a movie title based on just the plot line. That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? $800. Your luck is well overdue to run out. And that could be this morning. If Laura can correctly guess two movie titles before you do. Hi, Laura. Good morning.

Morning, Laura. Morning. Morning. How are you? $800. Pretty handy cash injection to get before the weekend, yeah? Oh, hell yes, it would be. Hell yes, it. Morning. Morning, how are you? $800, pretty handy cash injection to get before the weekend, yeah? Oh, hell yes, it would be. Hell yes, it would be.

My heart's beating real fast. I'm real nervous. Laura, this is going to tell me a lot. How do you watch the majority of your movies? Are you a streamer, an illegal downloader, or a cinema goer? Definitely a streamer. Streamer? Okay.

Yeah. What's the last movie you saw? I re-watched Hunger Games last night. Oh, great film. Okay, all right. If you're re-watching movies, you are a movie buff and potentially a worthy adversary for Brie. What did I watch?

Damn it, I was watching Friends. Damn it. Okay, Laura, buzz in with your name. Brie, buzz in with your name. Don't wait for me to finish the plot. First to two wins the $800. This week's theme, based on a true story. I love those type of movies.

Here comes movie number one. Good luck, everybody. Our hero thought that she had everything she wanted in life, a home, a husband, and a successful career. Now, newly divorced and a successful career. Now, newly divorced and facing a turning point, she feels...

Brie! Eat, Pray, Love. Ooh. It does sound a lot like Eat, Pray, Love, doesn't it? Like it sounds like the set up for an Eat, Pray, Love type...

I haven't seen that film in so long, but I know for a fact... ...spiritual journey movie... ...that it is based on a true story. Have you seen it at all? I have seen it.

Julia Roberts? I know you have because Eat, Pray, Love is correct. One nil. You're still in this, Laura, okay? Yeah, okay, okay, let's go. You're going to have to be hot on that buzzer. Yeah. In fact, I would suggest if you feel like you know what it is

and you're not sure, just buzz and give it a go. Okay. That's what I do, Laura, just buzz and give it a go. Okay. That's what I do, Laura. Just swing and hopefully hit something. Here we go, movie number two. Life is a struggle for this single father. Evicted from their apartment, he and his son.

The Pursuit of Happiness. Oh, no. Who's in that movie? Will Smith and his son. Oh, no. Who's in that movie? Will Smith and his son. Oh, no. Sorry, Laura, not this week, my friend. Sorry, Laura. No good. Sorry, mate.

I think we have a $50 consolation prize for you this morning, so you don't look like you've been handed. Congratulations. Thanks, Laura. You know what? I'm happy. I'm happy that I got through these two weeks of breakfast unscathed. Your biggest thing you just didn't want to lose in front of our new breakfast friends, eh?

Exactly. And then everyone would have been like, oh, she's not even any good. Well, tune in next Thursday when we're back in the afternoons. And Bree takes it easy. I think I might. I'm going to put my feet up. Bree phones it in next week. I'm going to put my feet up.

That's the week to win the $850. Bree and Clint. Got a situation that I want people to weigh in on this morning. It's not my own, which makes it more fun. Good. Because we can, you know. You got no dog in the fire. We can be all very honest about the situation.

And I saw this and it was a woman who was looking for advice on this situation that she's got happening in her marriage at the moment. Okay. She says, before my husband and I were married and we were discussing marriage, I told him I wasn't going to change my last name. He said that was fine at the time and I assume that's because he thought I would change my mind,

but I didn't. I could tell his family didn't like it, but they've never come out and said anything to me about it. I generally get along well with them. I am now pregnant and my husband and I are arguing about what the child's last name is going to be. I just plain and simple don't like his last name. It's very common, almost as common as Smith. He wants his, saying he's an only child and his family name will die with him.

We've been together for nine years. What do I do? People are so dramatic when they say things like, the family name will die with me. The family name is going to die with me. Also, if your last name is Smith or Brown or Roberts or whatever it is, it will survive you. There are plenty of them around.

But also, people get hung up on this. You're not a dynasty. You're not like the rule of King Edward who needs to go on for generation and generation. Yeah. That's not how it works. It's an interesting, because I mean, this is something that I think is probably going to come up more and more

as society moves forward and people don't want to necessarily always change their last name. Like, for example, your wife didn't change her last name. No, and her logic when she explained it to me was so good. She goes, why would I change who I have been my entire life just because you and I have got married? I was like, you know what?

Such a good point. And that's no shade to anyone who does change their name because lots of people do. And it's a lovely thing to do as a couple if you both want to do it. I can see both sides. I think it's like a really nice thing. Personally, do I want to change my last name if I ever get married?

Probably not. But then I was thinking, you guys have had kids. I don't even know what you guys have done in this situation because you've got your last name. Your wife's got her last name. So what happens with your kids? The kids, our kids, our daughters, both have her last name. Yes. So what happens with your kids? The kids, our kids, our daughters both have my last name and it wasn't like a, it wasn't even like a,

we didn't even really ever chat about it. Because see, that's where it gets weird for me. Yeah. Like if I was your wife and she obviously doesn't care, which is great, but I'm like, I kind of want the same last name as my kids. Yeah. You know?

And that's where I think. So what I did is I suggested that they have both last names. I said, what if. Oh, but then that's annoying for them. It becomes such a long name. That's annoying. Like Tui's got two middle names. Nah.

And then if she had two last names, like it's a whole thing. Why punish the kids? Because you guys can't decide. Don't be selfish. Imagine trying to fill out your document at immigration when you go over and do your OE and you have to put down five names. My name is long enough, let alone a hyphenated last name. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not a fan of that. And so I think that's probably what drives people a lot these days, maybe to, you know, have the same last name. Maybe? I'm not sure. I don't know. I've never done it. It makes things simple.

Yeah, see, I just wouldn't want – And you become a thing. You become your own thing. But then maybe there should be a new trend that started where when you guys get married, you pick a new family name. You know, like you go, we're now a new family. I don't like the idea of just picking. Why not?

I like when people join their two last names and it's like you two guys coming together to create your own family. That's kind of cool. So if it was me and you, Roberts and Tomasell, Robasell. Rom-Tom. Oh, that's good. Rob-Tom. Rob-Tom.

That's the guy who sings in Matchbox 20. Robasell. Robasell. Tomasell. Robasell sounds like a weird lube or something. Probably wouldn't pick that. Yeah, right. Okay, so what's the question you want to figure out here?

The question, I mean, I find the whole conversation in general quite interesting. People who have been in this situation, I'd love to hear from them. Yeah. Like, has there been that kind of... What's the issue? I think the issue is that she wants her kids to have her last name because she didn't change it. Yeah.

And he wants the kids to have his last name. Right. How do they solve that problem? Yeah. Yeah. But he wants the kids to have his last name. Right. How do they solve that problem? Yeah. Yeah. But I want people, maybe you've been through this situation. Maybe, you know, your partner didn't want to change her last name. Yeah.

What did you do when it came to having kids? Yeah, yeah. Or maybe you came up with, like you said, like a whole new thing. Yeah. And you came up with a brand new name when you got married. I don't know. Maybe that's the way to do it. Or maybe you do a deal and you go, okay, a couple of kids, we get one each.

Yeah. You have this one. I that's the way to do it. Or maybe you do a deal and you go, okay, a couple of kids, we get one each. Yeah. You have this one. I'll shotgun the next one. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us on 9696. We'd love to hear your stories this morning. Bree and Clint. Where a wife has said when she got married to her husband, she didn't change her last name.

She didn't want to. And why should she? She can keep her last name. But now they're having a kid. The conversation has arose where she's like, well, what last name is our child going to have? He wants his. She wants hers.

They can't decide. Rock, paper, scissors. No, that's a horrible last name. Got it! Where's Jeff Bezos? That was good. Come on. You've got to give it to me.

That was good. We want to know, how to give it to me. That was good. We want to know, how would you solve this situation, or how did you solve this situation? What's the best way to figure out the last name for the kids? Niall has called us. Kia ora, Niall. Hi. Morning.

What happened in the situation in your life? So I'm actually the child in the situation. Okay, interesting. So my parents weren't married. My mum felt quite strongly that she wanted me to have her last name, yadda, yadda, yadda. Same argument. Same thing. And then, so they compromised, and I actually got mum's last name as one of my middle names,

and then I had my dad's last name. And so now that I've got married, I've actually ended up losing my dad's last name and taking my married name. And now my mom sort of got the last laugh and was pretty high and mighty about it because I've actually kept hers. She played the long game. Her name is the only one that survived. She was like, I need to think smart about this. Think smarter. You know what? That's a really good idea. And we're hearing a bit of that. So there's one suggestion. A lot of texts coming through where someone said that they were in a similar situation.

She was the wife who the kids didn't have her last name because she didn't want to change her last name to her husband. And she'd been flying overseas and stuff a lot. And it was a nightmare having the kids with the different last name because big problems at visa checking and stuff like that. So she eventually said, I just changed my name to my husband's last name because it was a real hassle.

It is such a hassle, I've heard, too. You have to change your licence document, your passport document, all these legal documents to, yeah, what a pain. This person wants to remain anonymous, but you have come out and said you will not be taking your partner's name when you get married, Anonymous. Me? No, definitely not.

And what's the conversation, like when did you have this conversation with your partner and were they like supportive of that? Yeah, so we've been together 10 years and he straight up knows I won't be changing my name at all. But it's kind of... I love it, can I say, anonymous? You're like, absolutely bloody not.

What's the reasoning? Is it because you want to keep your identity or does he just have a stink last name? I just never really felt welcome in his family. And so I don't want to be associated with that. Have you told him that? No. Right, so Anonymous, you obviously have a good relationship with your family.

Yeah, my family's great. And obviously you associate your last name with that family and where you feel welcome and loved and cared about, but then his last name you associate with a family that you don't necessarily feel welcomed at. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, it makes sense to me. It makes pure sense.

Why don't you want to have the chat with him? Like, do you think he wouldn't understand? Would he be offended? I don't know. It's just never really come up. Yeah, right. Or it's going to come up. It is an awkward chat, Anonymous.

Yeah, definitely. Let's talk to another Anonymous person. Good morning, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hello. You's talk to another Anonymous person. Good morning, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. You're a celebrant, so you would deal with this all the time. Absolutely, absolutely. So my situation is that I was marrying a gay couple,

officiating at the ceremony, and they both had generic surnames and they were like, going to do something different, and they chose the surname Sparkle. That's cool. Isn't that cool? I mean, I love that. Live your best life. Why not pick a name?

That's so much fun. Absolutely. They've zhooshed their own name. How good. Is the law cool with that? You can do whatever you want. You can do that. You can do whatever you want? You can do whatever you want.

Wow. That's awesome. Do you see that a lot? Yeah, I do. I do. Actually, a couple I married recently, the husband liked the wife's surname, so he changed his to his.

Can I say, I love that. When I hear of lads stepping up and going, I'll take your last name, I think that's so sexy. It is. It's the wheelchair oyster. You can choose whatever so sexy. It is. The wheelchair oyster. You can choose whatever you want. Good for them. Good stuff.

And then they're going to have some little baby sparkles and oh, that's cute. Love that. Isn't it cool? Thanks, Anonymous. Someone on the text machine. Pretty good idea. If it's a boy, they take his name.

If it's a girl, they take the girl's name. Oh, you know what? That's a good way to do it. I mean, you could go the other way around. If it's boys, they can take the, you know, whatever. I think the moral of the story here is do whatever you want.

It doesn't matter. Just make sure that you're both happy and on board with it. There's too much pressure, right? There's too much pressure about tradition and all that stuff like that. Or don't get married.

Or that, yeah. Costs a lot of money. A lot of problems. Yeah, that one falls under do whatever you want. Yeah. Be a boy, baby. Brie of problems. Yeah, that one falls under do whatever you want. Yeah. Be a boy, baby. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, guys. It's a Thursday, mate. We're on a straight run through to the weekend here. Birthday banger.

Thirsty Thursday, am I right? Mate, thirsty Thursday. When Bree and I knock off at nine, we're straight down pub. We have a beer in our Coco Pops. All right, let's kick it off with Tanya. Morning, Tanya. Hiya. How's your Thursday going?

Yeah, perfect, thank you. Excellent. What's your birthday? Perfect even. That's good attitude. I like that. A 10 out of 10, some would say. Yeah, birthday's 15th of October in 1998.

All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 15th of October. And in 2014, this had the number one hit. Meghan Trainor. Global hit. Yeah, big deal. Yeah, it's all right. Are you all about that bass, Tanya?

I'm all about that bass. Yeah, good stuff. Yes, it's all right. Are you all about that bass, Tanya? I'm all about that bass. Yeah, good stuff. Yes, you quite. Me too, actually. Me too, actually. Yeah, me too, actually. Always been. Always have been, yeah.

Always been all about the bass. Tribble, get out. I hate Tribble. Jaden's here. Morning, Jaden. G'day, J-Dog. Morning, team. How's it going?

Morning. How's everything going for you Thursday? Oh, I can't complain. Not too bad. How many coffees have you had? None, I can't complain. Not too bad. How many coffees have you had? None, but I've had a Red Bull. Red Bull? Good.

We've had the pies in here this morning. Breakfast of champions. What's your birthday, Jaden? 12th of September, 96. All right. You were 16 in 2012 on the 12th of September. And Jaden, here's your birthday banger. This is the audio equivalent of a Red Bull in the morning, Jaden.

I love the part where he talks about chips and gravy. Chips and gravy! Yeah, it's a banger, it's a banger. Yeah, I love it. We've also played worse,, it's a banger. It's a banger. Yeah, I love it. We've also played worse, so it's a contender. Let's go to Carl. Morning, Carl.

Hey, Carl. Morning. How would you sum up your morning in one word, Carl? Wet. Ooh, that could be interpreted all kinds of ways. Rare old Carl. Say no more, Carl. Stop it, Carl.

Tell us your birthday. 14th of the 8th 81 81 You were 16 Carl In 1997 On the 14th of August And here's your birthday banger Oh

And Oh yeah Iconic I remember going to see Men in Black at the movies when this came out and leaving disappointed that the dance scene with him and the aliens wasn't in it. It was just the music video. Such a good movie, though.

I loved that movie as a kid. Are the Chris Hemsworth ones any good? Yeah, they're not bad. They're all right? Pretty good. Do you like this, Carla? Is your birthday banger, Men in Black? Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, yeah. It's a tune. Anything Will Smith, I'm a fan of, eh? I love him. Has he missed? I don't think he's missed. I don't think he's good. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's a tune. Anything Will Smith I'm a fan of, eh? I love him. Has he missed? I don't think he's missed. I don't think he's missed.

No. What? No, there was something he missed on. What? That movie After Earth. Don't bother watching that. No, not movies. Music.

Music, no. Has he released a dud music track? I don't know if he has. But that movie he did was a stinker. Gang Name Style, Meghan Trainor, Men in Black. What's your gut telling you this morning? I want to hear your what's your gut saying. Gangnam Style. Absolutely.

Let's do it. Gangnam Style. Jaden, I didn't think we were going to do it, but we're going to do it. You win birthday banger with Gangnam Style. Yeah. Get on that horse, Jaden, and get ready to ride it all the way to the weekend, baby. Here we go.

Let's go. Brian Glenn, here's your birthday banger for Thursday. Zed in. That's it. Warp on Gangnam Style. Zed in. Brian Glenn, that sigh and gang name style as a birthday banger. I know, people, that it's not the best song ever created in the world,

but it puts a smile... But it felt like it. For three minutes, it felt like it was. It puts a smile on your face. Come on. Beating up Meghan Trainor and Will Smith. Which is no mean feat in itself. Producer Ben has just alerted us to the fact

that there's actually new Will Smith music. We've said that he hasn't missed. Are we going to play a bit? Producer Ben, when did this Will Smith song hit the airwaves? We've said that he hasn't missed Are we going to play a bit? Producer Ben, when did this Will Smith song hit the airwaves? Well it says it was done this year Yeah But he's not in it He's not in the song?

Nah Did he produce it? Yeah, I think he did Where is it? Did I copy over it? Yeah, but I'll get it back for you mate Here it is, do you want to hear a little bit of it? This is Will Smith, Little Things. Oh, yeah, I probably should have cut that part out.

I was loading it. No, no, no, he's just skipping. No, he's just skipping ahead a bit. Ben, I think this is just another guy whose name is Will Smith. No, it's not Will Smith's page. He's not in it. Yeah, he's produced it. Yeah, he's the new Dr. Dre.

Dr. Will. Damn, is there anything that guy can't do? Dr. Smith. The fresh doctor. From Bel-Air. Have you ever heard of the term micro-cheating? No. I mean, I've heard of another micro-term.

Micro-soft. Yes, that's exactly what I was talking about. Yeah, micro-cheating, I'd never heard of this. Nah, I saw a story about it yesterday, but I was like, oh, we don't need another thing. But enlighten me, what is a micro cheat? It's quite interesting, actually. I don't know if I agree with all the stuff that's on here, but we can discuss that.

It says micro cheating can be hard to pinpoint, but if it's not addressed, it could spell the end of an otherwise committed relationship. Okay, before you explain what the things are that define micro cheating, based off those things are you guilty of micro cheating in your relationship no i don't think so okay um are you have you seen them i haven't read them yet okay let's let's go through them and we can discuss uh the first one uh says flirting oh yeah you're not guilty of a little cheeky flirt? I'm not a real big flirt. I'm not good at it.

Right. I feel like if I was good at it. You'd do it more? Probably. I really don't know how to do it, I don't think. Right, okay. Flirting is on the list. Dressing, this is my favourite one, I think.

Dressing differently when you know you'll see someone in particular. Right, but you're in a relationship. Yes. And you know that the hot guy from accounts is going to be in your part of the office that day. So you put on your good outfit. Yeah. Right. Okay.

You're dressing to impress someone. I'm not guilty of that one. I can't say that I've ever done that. No. But people do. And can I just say, we don't have to agree with all of these, eh? No, no, no. This is just what's on the list.

I don't think that makes you a micro cheater, but that's fine. This is just what's on the list. Text don't think that makes you a micro cheater but that's fine. This is just what's on the list. Texting with an attractive person who is not your partner. What? Texting about anything? It just says texting with an attractive person who is not your partner. Well, I guess. There's something right at the end.

Let me just go through these and then there's something right at the end that I think makes more sense of these things. Because some of them I'm like, oh, geez, you can't do bloody anything. Chatting online with an attractive person who is not your partner, which I mean that's the same as texting someone. Socialising with an attractive co-worker. Right.

Liking and positively commenting on a person's social media photos. Okay. Having a dating app profile even if you never use it to hook up. See, that one I think is just – Okay, that's not micro-cheating. That's just cheating. That's just cheating. You can't have a dating profile if you're in a relationship.

How is that the same as dressing nice because you work with someone hot? It's not the same. Right. Anyway, it says after that, a clear distinction can be made in the case of a person regularly going to lunch with an attractive co-worker but not telling their partner. So they're saying in all these type of instances, say you've been texting with a really attractive person but you keep it a secret from your partner,

then that constitutes micro-cheating. Whereas if you're just... Okay, I get it. See, that makes sense to me. Okay, so if we distill this down, it's any action that you would be uncomfortable if your partner found out about it. Exactly.

Oh, right. Which I mean, and then if you look at dressing differently, and if your partner found out, they'd probably be like, No, but I reckon there's some really healthy relationships that are out there where they can say, oh, you could say to your partner, oh, I've got to wear my nice dress today. Hot Steve's coming down to our floor.

I feel like it would cause a few problems. If you're secure enough because you're not going to not be attracted to someone just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're not attracted to other people. I think, you know what's crazy is that I think people think when you're in a relationship it automatically makes you not attracted to anyone else ever again. I'm like, that's not how the human brain works. Like, let's all just be honest with each other. And we should be able to tell our partner,

if someone comes on TV, I think they're real hot. Yeah. And it's very clear that Bree and I, neither of us are micro-cheating because we look like dog crap today. Bree and Clint. Very exciting that the Olympics is on at the moment. I love watching every and any sport that I can. Just take it all in. What about that weird Winter Olympics one where they do some skiing and then they do some shooting and then they do some more skiing.

Oh yeah, that's a good event. It's a weird sport. It's like the decathlon of the Winter Games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, so it's already kicked off. There's a few games happening today. There was some soccer today. There was some softball yesterday. The Aussie women's team took on the home country of Japan and got absolutely throttled. Japan, very good at softball, it turns out.

So good. Very, very good. They're the favourites to win, I'm pretty sure, them in the US. And it all went down at the softball arena in Fukushima where there obviously wasn't any spectators. Big, big diamond, about 30,000-seat stadium, no spectators. I think about 50 people were there. This is the sad – well, one of the saddest things.

Very sad. They built all these stadiums and they're just going to be empty. There's no one there. But can I just say it was actually a very, very lucky thing that there wasn't any spectators there because there was an unexpected guest, a streaker that got into inside the field. A streaker?

A streaker. Was he at least wearing a face mask? We have some audio of what the streaker sounded like yesterday at the softball arena at the Olympic Games. If I'm not mistaken, that's a bear. That's right. A guard found a bear inside the sports park early in the morning where they'd received information and tips about a bear roaming

around the fields. That's so good. A bear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that insane? Listen to this. This is my favourite part. This is the Olympic Games, right?

Obviously, they saw the bear in the morning. The women were playing there in a couple of hours. This is my favourite part. This is the Olympic Games, right? Obviously, they saw the bear in the morning. The women were playing there in a couple of hours. This is what the article says. We couldn't find or capture the bear, and while there won't be any spectators at the stadium, we'll just keep an eye out for the bear around the site.

They didn't even find it! Yeah, keep an eye out for that bear, man. I mean, it's going to make The players run fast isn't it They should get the bear Down at the track and field Of NRX The bear's out the back Waiting for home runs

I got it Do the starters gun For the 100 metres And then release the bear At the same time We'll get world records Who would win A bear

Or Usain Bolt Or Usain Bolt Good question I've got no idea Money's on Usain Bolt. This is in the extreme games. This is what we need in the extreme games.

Like who would win Michael Phelps or a shark? Great race. I'd watch that. Who would win Cheetah or Lance Armstrong

but you let him do all the blood doping he wants and he gets a bike. Quite interesting. Yeah. That's our show everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. One more morning of filling in for Fletchwood and Megan.

And what a treat for you, Friday Oki is back. Oh, no. Tomorrow, we sing Missy Elliott. What Missy Elliott song? You'll find out tomorrow morning. Only one of the greatest female rappers of all time We'll catch you guys back

from 6am tomorrow Have a great day See you later Bye