ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd July 2024

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

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Happy Monday and welcome to a brand new week of the Bree and Clint Show. Happy Monday, guys. So good to be here. God, I'm getting excited for the Olympics. Are you? Yeah. I'm waking up 5am on Thursday. What for? For a Matildas up 5am on Thursday. What for?

For a Matildas game. Oh, yeah. When's the opening ceremony? That always goes hard, the opening ceremony. Yeah, hold on. I wonder who the French will wheel out. Because they usually bring some of their big stars for the Olympics. Like one of their big pop stars.

True. Like at the London Olympics, they had the Spice Girls. Like all of them. Aussie, they had Kylie Minogue. Yeah, and Nikki Webster. And Nikki Webster, of course. Strawberry Kisses. And then at the Rugby World Cup, which was in France last year,

they got Mika to perform. Mika as in Big Girls, You Are Beautiful. Yep. Yep. I wonder, who would they get? Who's the biggest French pop star? Biggest French pop star. You can't think of anyone off the top of your head?

I can't. Nah, I don't know. It's not looking good, is it? I don't know. I'll bring someone over from England. Yeah, why not? See if we can get One Direction back together. It says here 26th of July is the opening ceremony.

Nice. So that's in four days. There you go. It's here 26th of July is the opening ceremony. Nice. So that's in four days. There you go. It's going to be excellent. Four days time. It's all going to go down. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady.

It's a Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Yes, thank you, Tool Shed. We love you guys. The prize we're giving away this week is the Intermediate Tool Chess 3 Draw worth $299 plus $50 cash.

The score sits at 54 to the tradies. The ladies 10 in front on 64. Our lady's in Hawke's Bay. She is 32 years old and she manages a bar. Welcome to the show, Ashley. G'day, Ash. Hello. Best thing about managing a bar and worst thing?

Probably the worst thing is the hardest thing is staff. Staff, having enough staff. Okay, and what's the best thing? What's a positive? All the locals. All the locals. Lovely people. Okay, and what's the best thing? What's a positive? All the locals. All the locals. Oh, cool. Neat.

Okay, you're taking on our training today from Hamwich and East 35, and he is a diehard Christmas movie fan. He's in the camp that diehard is a Christmas movie. Welcome to the show, Jake. G'day, Jake. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Do you tend to choose your friends based on if they think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

Yeah, I certainly don't have very many. That's the case. He's in the minority. Okay, Jake, your buzzer is Trady. Ashley, your lady, first of three correct answers takes home that great prize from the tool shed today. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one.

Which country will LeBron James be representing at the upcoming Paris Olympics? Yes, Jake. USA. It is, of course, Team USA. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. What kind of food is Monterey Jack?

Trady. Jake. Cheese. It is cheese. It is a cheese. Well done. You're flying, away and flying. You need this one, Ashley, to stay in it. Question is cheese. It is a cheese. Well done. You're flying, away and flying. You need this one, Ashley, to stay in it.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Jake. Shania Twain. He's got it. He's all over it like a rash. Dominant performance. Sorry, Ashley. It was just too good this week.

Jake, it was a multifaceted performance. You had sport, you had food, and you had the arts. Bree and Clint. We need to talk about what happened on Friday. The Y2K bug finally happened. Finally. Finally. They just got 24 and a bit years off.

They just waited until we were really, really, really reliant on computers. Yeah. In the year 2000, they're like, not enough of you guys are using these yet. This isn't going to make that big of an impact. Yeah. Your planes don't run on them.

Well, they probably did, but not to this degree. It was wild, eh? It was. I watched the news and it was like, they didn't know how bad it was going to get. Well, no one really knew what was going on. Yeah. But essentially at around five or six New Zealand time on Friday afternoon,

computer systems around the world crashed after an update by a cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike failed, affecting all Microsoft users. I saw all the self-checkouts at Woolworths weren't working. Yeah, so that includes airlines, supermarkets, banks, media outlets, petrol stations, other major businesses, retailers all over the world. I think it affected some of our rival radio stations. Yeah, they went down.

The radio went down. But, yeah, we were okay somehow. Remember the origins of the game Google Down that we play? Yes. It came about that time when Google went down. It was about four years ago. How long did it go down for? It went down for like a significant amount of time where people notice.

I think so. Like an hour? Yeah. Maybe an hour? Yeah. And people were like, what do I think so. Like an hour? Yeah. Maybe an hour? Yeah. And people were like, what do I do? What do I do? How am I going to know the age of that random celebrity

I've just thought about? It's pathetic how reliant we are on computers. How am I going to know how long to boil an egg for? I saw people who had cash who weren't able to pay for things. They're like, I'll just give you the money. And they're like, no, we can't give it to you because we can't log the purchase in our computer system. And they're like, no, we can't give it to you because we can't log the purchase in our computer system.

And they're like, I don't care. It's $20. I've got a $20 note. Let me just take the thing. And they're like, no, our business can't run like that. My partner had caught a train to a work drinks thing. And even the cards for the

Auckland Transport weren't working. That's right. I hope the buses just went, no, everyone, everyone, everyone, weren't working. That's right. I hope the buses just went, no, everyone, everyone. Everyone just get on. Just get on. It was so strange because I was hanging out with producer Ellie on Friday night and I'm not joking, the weirdest thing happened because we were sitting there and your sister messaged you, right, Ellie, because she didn't have any money in her account.

Yeah. And she was like, hey, can you transfer me some money? My banking app is down and i want to go buy some dinner or some food yeah and what's to tell tell them what happened well i was like well page if your banking it's not working i'm also with the same bank it's probably probably not going to work so i can't transfer your money sorry yeah but that's all i knew so i just thought oh ISB's down that's normal which does happen from time to time yeah and then I turned to um Bree and my partner Sam and I was like oh imagine if like the whole internet went down and we just like lost all control of like everything that'd be crazy we should get cash out and I started like spiraling and panicking and they were kind of like laughing like oh okay calm down calm down come on conspiracy

theorist and then an hour later my partner gets home and goes, have you heard about everything going down? Everything's down. And we're like all freaked out. I thought I'd predicted it. What was that? Literally. I think it had already happened by that stage.

What was that movie you all watched over summer that the Obamas were involved with producing that Netflix movie? Oh, yeah. Remember where everything goes down and all the Teslas crash into each other? That's right. I haven't seen that. It was huge.

It was like an end of the world movie. And the terrorist attack was that someone took down basically the internet. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. Let me find it. Produced movie. Yeah.

And it was quite a creepy film. Yeah. And people were like, why is Barack Obama producing this? Leave the world behind, I think it's called. Yeah. Yeah. It was creepy as. But anyway, we were in here talking about it and Ross Boss was here

and he goes, do you know they reckon it was one guy? Yeah. One guy who did the update wrong and crashed the entire thing and pretty much stopped the world from functioning. You think you had Sunday scaries about going back to work today. Imagine being the guy who took down half the world's computers accidentally. He's not a terrorist, by the way. He just mucked up at his job.

He definitely probably will have a meeting with HR today. Do you reckon that's a verbal warning or a written warning? Oh, I think it might be a written. Strike one? Yeah, that's definitely a strike one. 100%. If you take down the world's computers again, that's it. That's strike two. We'll have to get rid of you. And then if

you do anything bad after that, we will be forced to let you go. Then that's immediate dismissal. Let's ask people, what was your worst day on the job? Someone texted and said not me, thank God, but one of the contractors connected the wastewater to the stormwater., thank God, but one of the contractors connected the waste water to the storm water. So the

pond at the end of the subdivision smelled very funky. Oh, that's a big mistake. Everyone's posing ways for going into the town pond. How do you even clean that? Oh, wow. Jenny's here. Hi, Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Hi. What was the

big work stuff up? Was it yours? Yeah, it was. What did you do? What did you do, babes? Well, it was the last day of the year, and the whole company was shouted out to lunch. Yeah, great. The factory.

And so we had our lunch. It was really nice. And I thought, oh, I finished a bit early. So I went back to the office, and I thought, oh, I finished a bit early, so I went back to the office, and I thought, oh, we'll just update just everything that I was wanting to finish for that morning, backed up the stuff that I was doing, and then I tried to go back into it, and I realised I had crashed or deleted everybody's work for the whole week, and I... Oh! Yeah, so... I had crashed or deleted everybody's work for the whole week. And I was... Yeah, so...

On the last day of the year, you deleted everybody's work? No, no, not for the whole year, just for the whole week. Yeah. You would not have been a popular woman, Jenny? No, no, I was not popular at all. Be honest with us, Jenny. Was there a couple of wines had at lunch? Yes.

Oh, Jenny. At least you wouldn't have cared until the next day. What? Oh, until you realised. You'd have been like, oh, well. Oh, well. So did you leave? I'm a contractor.

We broke two pieces of glass at the same time when we were installing them. They were $7,000 each. No. Someone else said, my husband worked for BMW UK and while positioning a brand new car inside the showroom, accidentally nudged the plate glass wall at the front, completely shattering the glass everywhere. That would be so dramatic when it happened too.

It would have been such a huge, can you imagine like those beautiful showrooms, the pieces of glass are enormous. It would have been raining glass. I work in a supermarket. The storemen were unloading a truck and they dropped a full pallet of olive oil. Very messy.

That sucks big time. Jodie's here. Hi, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi, team. How are we? Good, thanksodie. Hi, Jodie. Hi, team. How are we? Good, thanks. Tell us, Jodie, did you have a whoopsie at work or one of your colleagues?

Yeah, no, it was me. I worked in tourism in Queenstown and loaded people into a helicopter, made sure they were belted in and went to close the door. The helicopter took off and I turned around to walk back to the bus and saw that they took off over the shoulder of a river and the door of the helicopter flung open a lady's handbag and a video camera fell out. Luckily the people didn't. No, Jodie!

You left the door open on a helicopter? Yeah, I didn't close the door properly. You could have charged them more for that, the open air experience. Yeah, yeah. The thrill seeker package. Yeah, thrill seeker. Jodie, Jodie, your guts must have fallen out of your butt as you'd seen that.

I just stood there and shot with my mouth open and burst into tears because I didn't know what to do. Oh, well, you know, in fairness. What can you do? What can you do? In fairness, like when you're in a minivan, you can close the door. So I got in my bus and drove away.

That'd be right. You just drove off? Yep. The helicopter pilot came back and landed. He got out, closed the door, and they took off round two. You should have said, I was looking for the handbag. I was going looking for the lady's handbag. God, that's nerve-wracking.

That's an expensive stop the helicopter and close the door. It's calls like that from Jodie that terrify me that that kind of thing can happen. You know when you go into any kind of extreme event, you go, oh, they've got it under control. What could go wrong? Well, Jodie could leave the door open. Things can always go wrong. Things can always go wrong. Where do you reckon that guy is today? The CrowdStrike

guy? Yeah. In the fetal position? I hope he's okay. I also hope he's okay. And I also hope he doesn't care too much. Unless he owned the company. Someone on the text machine reckons he was an intern. And someone else was saying that they reckoned it was his first day. Really?

But, I mean, that's all rumours that go around. They'll make a movie about that guy one day. That 100%, I'd watch it. One last text. It's kind of a long one. They said, I'd had a rather large night out on the booze midweek when I worked at a bank. I left my bag with all my belongings in a bar somewhere

and I couldn't quite remember. I still turned up to work, but realised I was missing something and I had to ask my boss, hypothetically, if I don't have my keys to the bank safe, what would happen? Oh my God. He answered with a very stern,

go find them. Lucky for me, the cleaners at the Fat Lady's Arms on Courtney Place had their cleaners in early, and I was able to get back to work with minutes to spare before the bank opened. Oh! That'd be a good plot line for Ocean's 15.

Don't give the keys. You know, the janitor finds the keys and then organises a huge bank heist. I saw this story during the rounds about the Aussie women's team, the Matildas. Yes. Who obviously made headlines around the world last year during the Women's World Cup.

Yeah. They have lost their luggage on the way to France. Oh, no. They lost their balls. Or their Olympic kit. You need a lot of stuff as a travelling team. Yeah. It's more than you realise.

I had a friend who helped check the All Blacks into a flight recently and she said mountains. They have a whole truck to take their stuff. Well, I read somewhere, because this isn't the first hiccup that this team has had, but apparently they had a whole shipping container. Yeah, I believe it. Of stuff that had been transported over,

and this is what all the Olympic teams would be doing, I'd imagine. And so everyone puts all their stuff in these shipping containers, and apparently these two shipping containers collided, and all the stuff nearly went in the water. It went by ship in the shipping container. It went by ship in the shipping container. It went by ship. Okay.

Yeah, but anyway, that was a few weeks ago, I think. But this is a whole different thing now where they've charted, and this is why it's news. So everyone's talking about it because the Matilda's team, instead of going commercial, charted a private flight. Ooh la la. I know. To avoid, I believe, the chaotic baggage handlers.

And then, in stofacto, they've lost the bags altogether. And now, apparently, they've missed a few different press conferences and other photo shoots and stuff. Who do the Matildas think they are? Are they too good to fly Qantas like the rest of the Australian team? Well, I think they were at their training base in Spain. So it wasn't from Australia. So it was a short flight from Spain to France. But everyone's talking about it now because they're the only team

within the Aussie Olympic team that have caught a private flight. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be extra pissed off if I had enough money for a private jet and they still lost my luggage. I'd be like, who else's luggage? What are we paying you for? Who else's luggage do you have to worry about?

It's just us. It's a private charter. Do you reckon they all had those Apple AirTags on their football bags? Maybe. So they can track them? Yeah. And it shows all of their gear just floating around in the middle of the ocean somewhere? It's still in Barcelona.

Four days? They're going to have to hit up Rebel Sport Paris. Just buy whatever they can. Just get whatever you can. Should be fine. Well, what do you need? Shin pads, mouthguards, socks? Well, they play. I think they play on Thursday or Friday. That's what I'm saying Should be fine. Yeah. Well, what do you need? Shin pads, mouth guards, socks? Well, they play.

I think they play on Thursday or Friday. That's what I'm saying. They need their stuff. That's what I'm saying. Just go down and buy a pair of boots from the local rebel. Hit up Torpedo7. Yeah. Paris, obviously.

Or.co.fr or whatever. That's what they, yeah. Yeah, get straight in there. Yeah. They'll be good to go. I thought we could throw it out there this afternoon. 0800 dials at M. Did you lose your luggage at a really inconvenient time?

There's a person who works here in the building with us who in a previous job was a very important music person, like representative, and had flown overseas, I think to the States for some important music-based meetings and the airline lost their luggage and they went straight out and bought a brand new suit to be able to walk straight into the meeting. Fancy.

Yeah, I think on flight and travel insurance or was it on the music label? I'm not sure. Either or. Either or. My sister, on her honeymoon, they lost her luggage. Yeah. And so she had to wear her new husband's undies for three days.

Romance. Nothing is going to bring you closer together than that. Romance. Literally. Yeah. Washing her undies in the sink. David, what happened with your luggage? Oh, well, it wasn't me.

It was actually one of our customers. Okay. Okay. They were flying. These are business class people, flying to New York. The guy had only been working for the company for like three months. Right. And they were flying

in business class to New York. Fancy. He laid out everything on his little table there in business class. Before he took his nap, he had his passport, everything out there. Woke up, went to get off the plane, passport's gone. Oh, they've picked it up They lost the passport in flight

So he landed in Seoul And he was denied boarding for the next flight And he spent three weeks in quarantine Because this was during the middle of COVID No! Three weeks He spent three weeks in Seoul? Yeah

No, no, no No, in quarantine Yeah, yeah No, no Yeah, but in Korea In Korea He was trying to go to New York. No, in quarantine. Yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah, but in Korea. In Korea. He was trying to go to New York and he was in quarantine in Korea. That's right.

You're kidding. Was there any kind of compensation for him? He got to keep his job. Oh, my. I would be like, turn that plane upside down. They would have thrown it out. No, no, no. Somebody picked it up.

And actually about three weeks later, it showed up in a police raid in Seoul. Oh, someone had nicked it. One of the passengers had nicked it. Possibly. Wow. Okay. There you go.

You don't expect that kind of carry on in business class, do you? You don't. Someone texted in and said I started a new job. First day was flying to Spain. Airline lost my bag, so I had to borrow my new boss's shirt and wear jeans

that I'd travelled in for 32 hours on my first day. Nice of your boss to loan you a t-shirt. Imagine putting those scummy jeans back on. PJ's here. This is a positive lost luggage story. Hi, PJ.

Hi, PJ. Hi, how are you? Who lost their luggage, PJ? So my mother-in-law actually lost her luggage, and it was, like, not that expensive or anything, the luggage she lost. It was a Sam's Night case and everything. Okay.

But her insurance actually covered to replace it up to $5,000. You're kidding. So she went out on a shopping spree in the fall amount, got it all replaced. And then the airline actually found her luggage and she got to keep both. So she was soaked. She went on a $5,000 shopping spree.

Yeah. How good is that? So now when we travel, we're like kind of hoping they lose our luggage. Please lose our luggage. Please lose our luggage. God, if that's not glass half full turning lemons into lemonade, I don't know what is. Yeah, exactly.

Would have made her a holiday. Hopefully she didn't go out and buy all the exact same items of clothing that she already had. No, thankfully she got an upgrade on quite a lot of stuff. Yeah, I items of clothing that she already had. No, thankfully. She actually got an upgrade on quite a lot of stuff. Yeah, I'll bet she did. She had five grand. Yeah.

Exactly. Thanks, PJ. That's great. Someone said, I went on a work trip. The person that we were with lost their luggage. What did they say? Which then followed him across the USA while he went to all of our meetings wearing Walmart tracksuit pants and a t-shirt.

Oh, no. Is that the only thing you could buy in America was Walmart track pants and a t-shirt? Like, couldn't you go to like a normal shop and get some normal clothes? Like just a pair of, you know. Like spend like $30 extra? Slacks. We're going to play Guess the Noise. We normally do it together. Oh, yeah. Sorry, we can do it together. I're going to play Guess the Noise. We normally do it together.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, we can do it together. I'm going to play Guess the Noise. That was definitely worth doing again. Love it. Guess the Noise. It's an easy game. Producer Ella puts together a bunch of noises.

We take it in turns with our teammates guessing what the noise is. Look at her. She's giddy. I'm so excited. You know, I woke up today and the first thing I thought of, what should the theme be? I'm really loving it. Do you reckon this is your best theme to date?

Yep. Well, let's meet our contestants first before we hear the theme. Yep, yep, yep. Bree is going to have Rebecca on her team. G'day, Beck. Would help if I turned Rebecca on. Hi, Beck. Hello. Sorry, Beck. He's not good at turning women Rebecca on. Hi, Beck. Hello.

Sorry, Beck. He's not good at turning women on sometimes. A bit slow. Takes him a while. Takes him a while to warm up. You watch how fast I get Brendan going, though. G'day, Brendan. Hey.

Oh, there you go. Straight away. Nice. I've got a knack for the fellas. I've got the touch with the fellas. Brendan, you and I will work together. Rebecca, you and Bree will work together. Do you guys want to know what this theme is that Ella's got prepared for us?

I'm so excited. Yeah, start with the coat. Yeah. We all want to know. We're dying to know. So the theme is bird noises. But before you complain, keep an open mind, be creative, because it might not be what you think.

Okay. Okay. You sound disappointed, Clint. No, no, no, I'm keeping what you think. Okay. Okay. You sound disappointed, Clint. No, no, no. I'm keeping an open mind. You sound disappointed. You're being surprising us. That was Brendan.

He was disappointed. Right. I thought that was Becca. That's not Brendan. Brendan's like, yeah. No, no. I'm behind you, Ellen. Yes, Beck.

Thank you, guys. We're a supportive team. We're going to start with Bree and Clint. Yeah. This is your first bird noise. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Bree. Knock, knock.

Is that Clint? No, surprisingly not. Sounded like Clint. Clint. Yes, Clint. Is that Pingu? Yeah, Pingu. Is that Pingu?

Yes, it is. Yeah. Pingu, Pingu. No, no. Respect, because I know that you knew the answer to that. I did, but I... But you threw it away for the gag. Oh, that was a good gag.

Good gag. All right. One nil to Clint. Brendan and Rebecca. Come on, Bec. This is for you guys. Okay. You're all over that, Bec. Yeah, come on, Bec. You're sitting over that, Beck

Yeah, come on, Beck You're sitting at the beach You're all over that like some chips at the beach Ah, Beck, there you go Yes, yes Come on, Beck There we go We got there

One all for Bree and Clint Oh, what a game Oh my goodness, this is getting heated This is a good one Let me write that down Okay, we're at, yes? No, no, I was just going to say bird noises, just resetting. Oh, yeah.

Bird noises, that's the theme. We're playing Guess the Noise. If you've just tuned in. I've always wanted to do that, actually. You did a good job. Okay. Number three. Here we go.

I'm a tweed with a bird in a... Yes? That's Tweety. Yes! Tweety Bird. It is! That was really quick. Come on, babe!

Well done. We're back in. Wow, okay. That was impressive. Tweety Bird. It is. That was really quick. Come on, babe. Well done. We're back in. Wow, okay. That was impressive. Tweety Bird was not even on my radar. Wasn't it? No. I told you.

I tweet with the bird in a deal that page. Tweet is my name, but I don't know my age. Wow. Tweety Bird was my sister's all-time favorite Looney Tunes. The Looney Tunes really haven't transitioned into the new millennium, have they? They need to bring them back. Yeah, they haven't. When was the last time you saw a Sylvester impersonation?

Suffering. Fuck it. I didn't even get it. I think with COVID, it got banned because there's so much spit. Yeah, yeah. Like we're doing the impression. Yeah, you can't really do that with a mask, can you? Not really.

Suffering. Fuck it. COVID killed Sylvester. How dare it. doing the impression. Yeah, you can't really do that with a mask, can you? Not really. Oh, for fuck's sake. COVID killed Sylvester. How dare it. Beck, you could win it here for our team. You could take the win. Mm-hmm.

And Brendan, you could keep us on that. You could. Come on now. Phil's going to get it. Here is your fourth one. Here we go. Today you'll be taking a lie detector test. Oh, wait. Do you live on Sesame Street?

Yes, I do. Stick to it. Stick to it. Stick to it. Stick to it. Yes! Oh, go you good-looking bird. I am impressed.

I really enjoyed bird noises. It was good. It was very good. And Beck, you were the best, and you picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Thank you. You're welcome. I mean, how good.

The game with bird noises. We give away some bird to Beck, and we're all good-looking birds in the studio. And she's a good bird. Yep. I mean, it all worked out. Everyone's a winner except Brendan. Oh, boo.

Sorry, Brendan. Sorry. But he was good value. Wasn't he? He was. Yeah. Any final words, Brendan? Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. I have to agree with him. Bree and Clint. Here's a question

for everyone who has a dog or a cat, actually. We'll go both, dog or a cat. Do you let them see you naked? Yeah, I do. Yeah, my cat's seen me in the nud. I walk around in front of my dogs naked. My cat will often sit outside the shower and just watch.

Yeah, my dog sits right in front of me when I'm going in the toilet. It's quite disturbing, actually. Oh, okay, so you're eye to eye. Yeah. I've never had that experience. And then sometimes she tries to put her head, like rest her head in my lap. I'm like in the toilet, it's quite disturbing actually. Oh, okay, so you're eye to eye. Yeah. I've never had that experience. And then sometimes she tries to put her head, like rest her head in my lap. I'm like, this is weird.

They love that, eh? She just, I don't know what it is. I'm like, can you wait for five minutes? Just give me some peace. Yeah, just give me a little bit of privacy. There's a study that's been done over in Australia where they've asked a bunch of people different questions about mainly their dogs. I think it's mainly a dog survey. And some of the results are

quite interesting. 89% of the respondents said that they were fine with letting it all hang loose in front of their furry friends. Yeah. But 11% said that they aren't on board with getting naked in front of their dog. What in particular are their reservations around, it's not like the dog's going to tell anyone. Yeah, who's the dog going to describe your naked body to? Exactly.

Is the dog going to bully you? I don't, like, I will say I do understand people who are like, dogs can't be in the room when there's indoor gardening happening. I do feel like that's a bit, I don't know why, but it's just a bit weird. Is that you? I just feel like it's a bit. You put the dog out during.

I feel like they distract me. Moments of intimacy. Like, you never know. Dogs will throw a random lick here and there at the best of times. And I feel like you don't want a random dog lick at a random time during indoor gardening. You don't want the threat. No, no. Let me go on record to say I definitely don't.

Yeah, good. Okay. Because I was starting to worry about it. Yeah, no, I don't. You're like, oh, it's exhilarating. But the roulette of it is kind of like, was that? No, I don't want the roulette. Is. Because I was starting to worry about it. Yeah, no, I don't. You're like, oh, it's exhilarating. But the roulette of it, it's kind of like, was that? No, I don't want the roulette. Is that a human or is that a?

There's already enough excitement happening. I would rather the dog's not in the room. I leave the cat in the room. Do you? Mainly because it can't be bothered doing anything else. And if a cat licks you, you're going to know. They've got those disgusting spiky tongues. Isn't it weird?

Yeah. You're going to know the difference between. Anyone who enjoys being going to know the difference between a human tongue to a cat tongue. Not sexually. I just mean being licked at all by their cat. I'm allergic to cat saliva. Are you? Yeah. Keep the cat out of the bedroom then.

Yeah. Get the cat out of the bag. What about you, producers? You've got pets. You've got cats, Ellie, and Ellie, you've got a dog? Yeah. They would have seen you naked, and Ellie, you've got a dog? Yeah. They would have seen you naked, wouldn't they? Oh, definitely.

One of my cats, Tony, when I'm doing my number two in the morning, he'll actually jump up onto the toilet seat and start trying to stick his head into the toilet, I guess, just to smell what I'm doing. That's what my dog does as well. Get out of there. Definitely your cat. Yeah.

You can tell he's raising those animals. Do they have the guinea pigs seen you naked? No, they're dead, but my cat. Yeah. You can tell he's raising those animals. Have the guinea pigs seen you naked? No, they're dead, but my cat. Way to bring it up. They didn't die of shock, did they? Maybe. Oh, my gosh.

My cat, though. I love a guinea pig heart. God dang it. They're the biggest titties I've ever seen. I do have nice ones. Why does she only have two? We've got 17 I'm a guinea pig but those are some nice chinchillas

Those are some nice chuzzies Sorry Ella Sorry Ella Trauma I don't care about that I don't care about being naked around animals. The dog.

They don't care. It's not like they have a phone in the recording. But my cat, funnily enough, when I'm going for poo-poos, she sits on my lap and joins me. Yeah. What's wrong with our producers? Yeah. I don't know.

Boundaries, guys. Boundaries. Really? I will make a confession. What? I don't know. Your dogaries, guys, boundaries. Really? I will make a confession. What? Oh, no. Your dog's ate in your poo. What?

I don't know. I'm trying to get out. Are we kissing? We're not kissing. No. Sorry, continue. There was an incident one time where I was getting changed in my bedroom and my dog was sitting on our bed.

Yeah. And I turned to grab my pyjama top from the bed and it was at that point that my dog definitely licked my areola. There was definitely tongue like dog tongue connection to

my nipple and my partner saw it. And my question is, did you both enjoy it? That's not the question. That's not the question. I wanted to know how the angles intercepted. I want to know, was the dog's

tongue out before the breast swung past? Which dog? I have a guess which one. Whitney. No, it was bloody Meryl. Just put it in a sentence for us, who's in the dog's name. You have a guess which one. Whitney. No, it was bloody Meryl. Meryl. Oh, you naughty doggy. Just put it in a sentence for us. Who's in the dog's name?

Meryl Streep licked my areola. Just chop that up. Yep. Just isolate that. That's the headline for the Herald article tomorrow. We're going to be in headlines all over the world, aren't we? Oh, my gosh. Meryl. In girl-on-girl action.

Is anyone out there in the 11% of... Been licked by a dog. No, yeah. Is anyone out there in the 11% who don't let their animal see them naked? Yeah. Are you weird about your animal seeing you naked? And why are you weird about it? Yeah.

That's what I really want to know. If you're in that 11% where you don't want your dog to see you naked, why? Because you're seeing them naked. Exactly. I guess so. Like their butthole is out. All the time. Exactly.

0800 dials at M. Or text to 9696. They lick their bits in front of us. And yours. My cat sits in the shower and watches me shower, waiting for me to get out so she can have a drink. Yeah, that's good. My dog does that as well.

What is with animals wanting to drink the scummy water from the bottom of the shower? My cat will sleep on our bed during our indoor gardening time and if we try and shoo him away, he will swipe at us. Little pervert. And then someone, you were talking about how your dog, it's not my story to tell.

My dog licked my areola slash nipple. She got the whole lot. She got a whole lot. She got the whole lick. She got the whole lot. Yeah, she got the whole lot. So I've just Googled and you said that your dogs are quite obsessed with your... My dogs are really obsessed with my nipples. Like whenever I get changed in front of them, they're just infatuated.

They just lock eyes with them. So like any good friend, I have Googled, why is my dog obsessed with my nipples? Ooh, what does it say? There's lots. The top thing that comes up is a Reddit post from someone who said, my dog is fixated on my nipples. Yeah. They said, I don't know what else to say.

I've got a dashend. She was already two years old when we got her. She's the love of mine and my husband's life. It's amazing. But ever since the beginning, she has absolutely zeroed in on my nipples. It's weird. If I'm not wearing a shirt to bed and I'm laying down,

he'll go straight to them in the morning. Okay, so it's a boy dog. It's not a girl dog. Okay. Even if I'm wearing a shirt, if he can sniff and seek them out, he will aim for them. So is this a man? No, this is a woman.

This is a woman. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. Do you reckon it has something to, because my partner and I have discussed this before, because it's quite alarming because they'll chase you around. Like if you're standing naked in the room

and they're standing on the bed, they'll kind of like chase you around. It's weird. Do you reckon it's something to do with, obviously when they're puppies, they obviously suckle from their mum's teats. And do you think it's like some sort of thing where they remember? Oh, I don't know.

Do yours look like dog nipples? I mean, I wouldn't. Let me have a look. A little bit furry? No, there's no hair on them. No, okay. There's no hair on them. I don't know.

I don't know. I've never had this issue, so I don't know. I barely have nipples, to be honest, so I can't really relate. So if you're a dog or a nipple expert, and you can tell us why dogs, some dogs, gravitate towards nipples. Yeah, why do they have an affiliation with human nipples? An affinity for lady nips. Yeah.

Or big juicy man nips. Keep it open-ended. Who knows? Big juicy man nips. There's something I didn't think I'd hear today. Yeah. But big juicy man nips. Keep it open-ended. Who knows? Big juicy man nips. There's something I didn't think on here today. Yeah. But here we are. Here we are.

There's a lot of things I didn't think would happen in the last 15 minutes, and here we are. Look, I think our show, you know, one thing they can't say is that we're not completely and utterly honest on this show. Yeah, authentic is the word. Authentic. It's the buzzword. Yeah, yeah.

Our guard is down. Can I just say, there would be people out there who have copped a lick on their nipple from their dog, just like me. You're trying to build a community? Yep.

Yeah. I reckon there'd be plenty. Really? Yeah, I'm sure there are. I thought you were going to say, yeah, me too. No, no, you're alone in this room,

but who knows? It's a big world out there. Someone just texted her and said, hey, what the F are we talking about? I saw this post on the Reddit New Zealand page today where someone's admitted to being a really bad driver. They've just come out with it, and they're trying to figure out if anybody else feels the same way.

Have a listen to this. They said, I've been driving for a few years, but I really hate it. I have trouble judging gaps in traffic, maintaining a steady speed, staying in a lane, driving in the rain, parking without hitting the curb, knowing whether to brake hard on an orange light or quickly go through, just to name a few things. Yeah, that sounds terrifying. Whereabouts did they say they're from?

It doesn't say specifically. They said, last week I made possibly the worst mistake so far. That is, driving on the wrong side of the road. It's so scary when that happens. Luckily, there were no other cars about, but holy S, if there was, I could have seriously

injured or killed some innocent person. How old do you reckon they are? Well, they're young enough to be using Reddit, but I don't know. They said, They're very self-aware, aren't they? I have no choice but to drive everywhere due to the crappy public transport system. They're very self-aware, aren't they? Does anyone else feel like they suck at driving or is it just me? There's definitely people out there where I reckon they would just be like,

I'm not a good driver. And that is such a thing. Like, do you think if you are naturally a bad driver, do you think you could get lessons to get better? Or is it just, you know, is there just a thing that prevents some people from being good at driving? I feel like it's the same with anything, you know, like in every relationship, like my partner and I talk about this in our relationship, like who is the better driver? Not saying

that either of us are bad drivers. No. But one of us is going to be the better driver than the other. Yeah. My wife would say she's the better driver, but I'm the more frequent driver. Just because you drive more frequently doesn't mean you're better. No, she's the better driver. No, but you're saying you drive more often.

Yeah, but if she's such a good driver, why doesn't she drive? Who's the better driver, you or your wife? Be honest. You've seen both your driving skills. Who's the better driver? I think she's overly cautious. Okay. And she would say that I'm overly confident.

I would agree with her. I've seen it in a car with you. I would agree with that. Yeah. And yet here we are. And here we are. And yet here we are. I feel like for some people, driving's just not for them.

Yeah, but what do you do? It's like anything. Short of getting an Uber everywhere, which is too expensive for anybody, if you don't have access to public transport, what do you do? Move to a country with great public transport. May I suggest London? Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Such good public transport there.

It doesn't exist in New Zealand. It doesn't. Not to that extent anyway. Or hire a chauffeur. Yeah. Spend all of your money on a chauffeur. Get a partner who really loves driving, like it's their thing. That's a good idea.

And whenever you're in the car with them, always tell them how good they are at driving and how cool their car is and gas them up the whole time. Get them snacks. Be the best passenger you can be. Can you admit to being a crap driver? And do you want to do that on the show? What's it like for you as a bad driver?

Do you feel like the roads aren't for you? I feel like being a good driver is, there has to be a certain amount of confidence. I think you asked before, do you reckon bad drivers know they're bad drivers? Yeah. And someone has texted in and said, I take people for their driving tests and I can guarantee that the shocking drivers have no idea how bad they are.

Really? I feel like everyone's a little bit shaky when you're going for a new driving test though. I feel like more time on the road as you become an experienced driver, you get better and better. Or you just get set in your bad habits and you get worse and worse and worse. Do you reckon you and I, like if you and I took our driving test now, would we pass? Yeah.

Oh, I would. I don't know about you, but I would. I feel like I'd be more likely to pass than you. Can you admit to being a rubbish driver? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. And what's the thing that makes you know that you're a bad driver? Like, did something happen? Is there evidence?

Is there evidence? Is there a case file on you? Do you reckon the people know that don't know how to merge properly know that they don't know how to merge properly? Oh, that infuriates me. It drives me wild because when I'm going home after the show, my turn off off the motorway is a zip merge. There's two lanes where you merge into one and then the other traffic

coming the other way goes into the other lane. But it backs up the entire motorway because people don't get it. Go all the way to the front, let one car in, and then go yourself. That's it. No. Yes. No, because the one I'm talking about, there's two lanes and then it merges.

Yeah. So go all the way to the front of those two lanes. So you can go. Yeah. Just go. Just go, people. We want to know, do you know that you're a bad driver? Ava's here.

Hi, Ava. Hi, Ava. Hi. You had a nickname in high school because of your bad driving. Yeah, they called me Whiplash. That's comforting. Yeah, I mean, I was just really keen to get to places. Yeah, yeah, you're in a hurry.

You're a busy person, Ava. Yeah, pretty much. I also did lose my to get to places. Yeah, yeah, you're in a hurry. You're a busy person, Ava. Yeah, pretty much. I also did lose my licence because of that. Because of what? From speeding? Did you just say the whole speeding thing? Yeah, well, there was just a few too many incidents, and I have ADHD, so if I forget my meds one day, it's all over.

Right. Oh, we're going to blame the meds. Okay. Have you got your license back? Or have they kept you off the roads permanently? No, they should have, but they've given it back to me. I'm not going to hang on. That is so, so scary.

Ava, just so people can be prepared, what part of the country do you usually drive in? Auckland. Bad news for you guys. What's your top speed, Ava? Actually, don't answer that. Don't answer that. Legally, don't answer that.

We don't want to be associated. No, we don't want to know. We got a text from a driving instructor and they said, Clint, if you feel so confident about passing your test, then I would be surprised if you did. That level of confidence makes me think that you're not open to the idea of being in the wrong and would therefore not pass the test. Okay, driver, don't psychoanalyze me.

Clint is perfectly fine with being in the wrong, aren't you, Clint? Yeah, if I am. If you could prove to me that I was. Even with audio evidence, you can't. You're like, no, I think we need to get a second opinion. We should do these driving tests, okay? We should organise them. Maya is here.

Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya. Hi. Can you admit that you're a bad driver? I'm, like, the worst. And are you on the road right now? I've pulled over, guys. Okay, not that bad.

There you go. You're responsible. But why would you say you're so bad? Like, has there been any accidents? Well, in one year, I wrote off four cars. Holy. By catching them to the worst conditions. Even insurance was like, I think I need to bump up your premium.

When people get in my car and then we get to the destination, they look at me and they're like, I almost died. And I'm like, no, you didn't. You're fine. Maya, you rode off four cars in one year and you're still insurable somehow. Yes, I am. And I still have my license because every speeding ticket I get, I negotiate that thing through the match.

You sound like a master negotiator. What were the different incidences that wrote off four cars? Okay, well, they kind of all happened in Wellington and Auckland. Okay. Auckland people are just crazy. Like, I'm trying to merge it.

Yeah, Auckland people are crazy. And, like, this guy came, and I was like, no, you've got to merge like a zip. I was quite, you know, You forced him. She gets it. You forced him to merge. Yeah, kind I was quite, you know. You forced them. She gets it. You forced them to merge.

Yeah, kind of. And it just hit on me and my wheel kind of popped. So I was like stuck on the motorway. So you did a different kind of merging where you merged your vehicles together. Yeah, kind of. You merged like Velcro, not like the zip. Maya, you are hilarious and terrifying at the same time. I'm scared.

Thanks. Where are you right now? Where are you driving right now just so we can give out an Amber Alert? I live in Wellington, so you guys are safe. We've got a lot of listeners. Where in Wellington are you? In Upper Hutt. Okay, there you go.

Upper Hutt listeners, if you are on the roads, please take care this afternoon. Yeah. I love how Maya's just like, yeah, you should. Yeah, you should. You absolutely should. We asked, do you

know that you're a bad driver? And someone texted and said does it count if you lose consciousness and crash into a police officer? Yeah, it counts. Yeah, that counts. That counts. That's exactly what we're talking about. That's definitely on the money.

It's on the spectrum. We have had, I'm not going to say where just yet, because I know there's some big queues, but we have had a driving officer offer to take us for a driving test to see if we would pass. Would you be keen to sit the test again?

Do you want to know if you're road worthy? I reckon I'm a pretty good driver. Would you take the test? I would take the test. Yeah. I reckon, look, am I perfect? No. No.

But I think I've got a pretty good awareness of the road rules. Do you need to be perfect to pass? I don't know. You do. Do you? to be perfect to pass? I don't know. You do. Do you? I'm pretty sure. Right. Or there's maybe...

Yeah, how many strikes do you get? I think it's like either one or two maybe. There'd be different things depending on what it is. Depending on what it is. I think if you speed, like you're gone. So you better curb your speeding. But hit a pedestrian, that's a warning, right? Depends where you hit them.

And how fast. You know? I reckon we should do our driving test. I think we organise that and see which one of us is the better driver. What if they take our licence off us? Oh, nah, only for fun. I'm not putting my actual licence on the line. Well, you either do it for the licence or you don't do it

at all. Oh, maybe we won't do it. Maybe we'll just... Yeah, we'll think about it. Birthday banger time. I need that licence. I need it real bad. I live very far away. Imagine you catching public transport. An hour and a half to get to work.

Far out. This is birthday banger. Number one songs on your 16th birthday. The first person who's going to play today is Tyler. Kia ora, Tyler. Hi, Tyler.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Did you pass your driving test first go, Tyler? Yeah, I did, surprisingly. Yeah, I was supposed to follow my older instructor.

Nice. I had to instruct all my rescues too, which made it a lot stressful, but we got here. Nice, Tyler. Well done, mate.

Well, you're here for birthday banger. What's your date of birth? 20th of November, 92. All right. That means you were 16 in 2008. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Britney Spears and Womanizer.

Oh, it's a bit of a banger, Tyler. That is a banger. You can't deny it. Like, anyone out on the pizzo and this song comes on, it gets your hips moving. Which it shouldn't. It's such a bad word, but...

Ooh. It's all about the beat. Do you like it, Tyler? You like it, yeah? Yeah, good beat. Yeah, Tyler, good man. Let's do a the beat. Do you like it, Tyler? You like it, yeah? Yeah, good beat. Yeah, Tyler, good man. Let's do a birthday banger for Max. Hi, Max.

Hi, Max. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling from today? Christchurch. Christchurch. Good drivers in Christchurch, Max? Oh, nothing but the best around here.

Yeah. Nothing but the top notch. That is one way streets will get you, though. Exactly, exactly. Every time. It's an aptitude test. Let's do get you, though. Exactly, exactly. Every time. It's an aptitude test. Let's do your birthday banger. Max, what's your date of birth?

12th of November, 1998. All right, Maxie, that means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 12th of November, 2014, this was at the top. Oh, yeah. Tell me where the freaks at. It slaps. It hits every time. Timmy Trumpet, freaks, and a bit of savage.

How is this song a decade old now? What do you reckon, Max? You fist pumped to that song a few times? Oh, man, it's absolutely banger, that one. Absolute banger. It's quintessentially Kiwi, that song. Okay, wait there. Let's do one more birthday banger for... Edwin.

Edwin. Hi, Edwin. Hi, it's Ardwin. Ardwin. Sorry, Ardwin. That's all right. Just you and everybody else has trouble with it. Oh, bugger.

We could have got it right for the first time. What's the origins of your name, Ardwin? Where does it come from? It's my grandmother's maiden name, so it's actually a surname. Wow, that's interesting. And well, she must have been quite the woman for your parents to name you after her. She was, yes. Well, there you go. There you go. Cool. Okay, well, what is your birthday, mate? 11th of July, 1978. Okay, Ardwyn, that means you were 16 in 1994. And we've done the calculations.

Here's your birthday banger. And can you feel the love tonight? What a chain. Can you feel the love tonight off the back of the very successful movie, The Lion King? What do you think, Ardwyn? I'd like Max to win, actually. Okay, I'll see you.

You and Timmy Trumper. Okay. Good, good feedback. We appreciate the honesty. It's between Timmy Trumpet, Elton John and Britney Spears. He's holding back his hating, but what I can't decide. Why won't he be the king? I know he is the king of shame.

Me and my partner sing that to each other all the time. Is that in the Elton John version though? Because that's the bit where, that'son's singing that bit, isn't it? No, that's Nala. Oh, is it Nala that bit? Yeah, remember? Nala sings that about Simba. So I don't reckon that's in the Elton John version. It could be, but I don't reckon it is. It's the best part.

Yeah. The best part. Because don't Timon and Pumbaa sing about and then Pumbaa farts? Sorry. No, that's in Hakuna Matata. Oh, yeah. You need to re-watch The Lion King. I'm voting for Womanizer.

Womanizer. Yeah, go on. Go on. I'll go with you. Tyler, you're Womanizer. You've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, outstanding.

Bree and Clint. We talked last week about how I'm entering my 40th birthday's era I'm not 40 for a couple of years But the first of my friends in my friend group are starting to turn 40 And I went to that first 40th birthday over the weekend Yes It was great Good time?

Yeah it had speeches just like 21st speeches Wrapped up around 10? No not this one Well yes, yes, it did. But then there was a follow-on event. So it was in two parts. Okay. And I reckon 95% of people came to the follow-on event as well.

The follow-on event was karaoke. Where at? In Morningside. Not a karaoke bar. They rented like a private place and put a karaoke machine in. Oh. But very good sound system. It was that big fan, Joel Little's studio.

Yeah, yeah, great venue. So great acoustics, great everything. No excuses. I felt confident enough to get up and sing. Of course you did. And I felt confident enough to get up and sing a Prince song. Who here in the studio is shocked that Clink got up and did a song? Not me.

Not shocked at all. Because someone had to. Someone had to get it moving, you know? There was no one getting up to do it. Wait, you didn't get up first. No, no, not first. Not first. I was like...

Did you get to pick the song? Yep. Okay. This was like... Did you get to pick the song? Yep. Okay. Why did you pick... This was artist's choice. Why did you pick that song? Because I wanted a song that the crowd would sing with me. That's such a hard song to do. Yeah. In my head I kind of felt like it was

in my range. You could have picked Robbie Williams. Nah, the guy before me did Robbie Williams. Did you just say Prince Purple Rain you felt like is in your range? At the time of choosing it under the influence, yes, I did feel like this song might be achievable for me. How do you feel now? Be honest.

I don't know because I didn't get to hear it, did I? But someone in the crowd, a friend, videoed it. You asked them to. And yesterday, no, I did not. Can you video this for the brand? And yesterday, Reagan sent me that video. Okay? Okay.

I'm excited to hear it. I said to him, I cannot bring myself to watch this. But I can play it on national radio. But, yeah. Hey, this is a safe space. it on national radio. But yeah. Hey, this is a safe space. People have heard you sing many times on this show. Here, this is the place that we do bad singing,

right? So I've kind of got some kind of security blanket of something. Who reckons a little bit, Clint has heard himself and he's thought to himself, I reckon I sound pretty good. At the time, you mean? At the time, I reckon I sound pretty good. At the time you mean? At the time. At the time. I reckon I've nailed that. I'm going to play it out on the radio.

It's a trap. I will say I did get good feedback on the night. I knew it. But everybody was drunk. This is like 11.30, 11.45 on Saturday night. And I have not listened to this.

All right. Let's hear it. There's video footage as well. But this is my Purple Rain from Saturday night. All right. You had me in the first half. And then you kind of lost it in the second half. Yeah.

Yeah. Why do your hands look so awkward? I didn't know where to put them. I didn't know where to put them. Were you holding a microphone? Yeah, I had one microphone on one hand, but what's the other hand doing? I want to hear it again. It's on your chest. Let's hear it again.

You want to hear it again? Okay, here it is. God, it sounds so much like the original. Nah. Yeah. Then got to go up. You pulled out. Yeah. You backed out. Yeah.

You backed out. Yeah, you did back out. Didn't you? As they say where I come from, I dropped my nuts. You know what I reckon? I reckon because we didn't get to hear that second part, I think we should hear it live now. I agree.

Because, you know, prove yourself. Absolutely not. Do something with your hands, though. Hit that second part where you pulled out and hit that note. I reckon right here, right now. Really? Yep. Yep, I reckon you should.

Acoustically. But I'm not warmed up. Are you ever? Yeah. Here we go. Purple rain, purple rain. It's annoyingly not as bad as I thought. So much better live.

So you're saying it was quite good? No, I'm not saying that. I really wanted to scream. Were you in the same room I was just in? Bree and Clint. Disaster struck for me on Friday night when I invited a guest over, otherwise known as Ellie Harwood, fill-in producer at the moment. Hello there.

Yes. Ellie's partner. And, look, there was an incident that occurred on Friday night that was quite embarrassing. And here's what went down. So Ellie and her partner came over for a few drinks, watched the Warriors, you know, have a good time, a little bit of food.

I have two dogs in my household, as most of you probably know, Meryl Streep and Whitney Houston. And it was at one point in the night, we're having a great time, we've had a few drinks, you know, the vibes are on. It was at one point that I believe Ellie, your bloodhound of a nose, said to me, can you smell that? And I went, yeah, I can smell that. And it was instantly, I knew instantly what it was

because I've smelt it before. Yeah. I've smelt this particular fragrance in my household before. Did you turn to Ellie and say whoever smelt it dealt it? I knew in this case normally it would be Ellie who, you know, she usually dealt it. But in this case I knew it wasn't Ellie that dealt it. At this point I knew that a particular gland had gone off.

Oh, on the dog? One of the dog's anal glands had gone off. Yeah. And Ellie. This is so confronting for people who don't have dogs. It is very confronting to hear this and Ellie you were one of these people right? I've never had dogs. I don't know a lot about them

I had no idea that dogs had this situation sometimes so I was in shock. You should have seen Ellie's face when I started to explain what a dog's anal gland was and she was like so how often does it happen? And how you have to relieve it. How much is there?

And how do, oh, not always. Normally it does it on its own. Which I think it has done. Yeah. And it had done on Friday night. Inside the house? It was on the new couch that we were sitting on. Wait, so is it fluid?

It is literally, I'm not joking when I say it's like the tiniest amount of fluid. It's so small, right? It is tiny. It's like that big. It's like a pea size. But it's so big. It can clear a room. And clear a room it did.

Anyway, it was at one point. Small but mighty. Very small but mighty. I believe at one point I tried to convince Ellie to smell it. Yes, you did. Because I said to her, you might never have the opportunity to smell what this smells like again. I might never have the opportunity to get hit by a car.

It doesn't mean I should try it if I get the chance. Yeah, and Bree was saying, look, it's done. It's been drained. It's all good. The smell's gone. And then Meryl was actually then sitting next to me, and I was like, oh, no. Hey, Bree and Sophia, and I'm a guest,

so I'm trying to be polite. I'm like, I think, maybe not, but I think Meryl still smells like that thing. And then I started getting really grossed out. And so then I just had, I was like, sorry, sorry, can you like clean her? And so bless, Brie and Smythe had to go and clean their dogs. Yeah. During the, in the middle of the festivities, we had to go clean our dogs and us.

And she then, the dog got so embarrassed that she took herself to bed. And then Ellie felt real bad and real guilty about it, but it was fine. Because I think it was my energy that she knew that I was uncomfortable and when Spree came back, I said, where's Meryl? She's like, I don't know. So I went searching for her and she put herself in her crotch. She was very embarrassed about the anal gland situation. What a Friday night.

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