ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd June 2021
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Hi, I've had eight cups of tea. Let's party, everybody. Let's go!
Yeah, rager.
Let's go!
When I lived in Florida for a couple of years, I got addicted to sweet tea.
Oh, like Lipton?
No, no, no, no, no.
Tea bags.
No.
So sweet tea is like super common in the South in America.
Yeah.
You could go and it's literally where they just brew like tea bag,
like normal tea bags.
Yeah.
And then you put like heaps of sugar in it and then you have it with ice.
Oh, so like homemade Lipton iced tea.
Yeah.
So you can get it from McDonald's.
Like if you go to McDonald's, you can ask for,
instead of a large Coke or a large whatever,
you can go, can I get a large sweet tea?
Yeah, America, eh?
Land of the free.
I loved it.
Sweet tea's delish, but also so bad for you.
My sister was addicted to sweet tea for a while too,
and her teeth went so yellow.
Yeah, not good.
At least that's what she told me it was.
I think she might have also been on the durries.
Yeah, that'll do it.
She gives a lot of secrets to me, my sister.
Yeah, she deleted you off Instagram.
Yeah.
No, she didn't delete me.
She just deep blocked me.
That's pretty much deleting.
Which I would be less offended.
Like, I'd be less offended if you go,
I'm not giving you access to my account.
Who are you closest with out of your siblings?
Oh, no, that's not a fair question.
No, why not?
No, that's not a fair question.
Yeah, true.
I probably...
I don't want to pick a favourite.
I'm not saying pick a favourite.
I'm saying who are you closest with?
Oh.
Which, that's fair because you obviously talk to one probably more than the other.
Currently, my sister, because she lives close, so she comes over a lot and enjoys hanging out with the bear bears.
So currently, probably my sister, Lana.
How far away does she live?
Like 20 minutes drive.
Okay.
Which is like, in Auckland, that's next door, right?
Yeah, kind of.
Who are you closest with?
Your brother, because you lived with him.
Yeah, but then I think more recently probably close with my sister
after she's had her first baby.
Babies do it.
Babies do it.
And then, yeah, like not being able to see her in that time of her life
because of COVID and then I couldn't see her for the first year
of that baby's life.
We talked quite a lot.
Yeah.
Because I would want updates and, like, want to be a part of it.
Babies galore at the moment, eh?
Babies are in full bloom post-lockdown.
Yeah.
Ben's sister just had a baby.
My brother just had a baby.
There's a few babies at my house.
Anyone else want to fart out a baby?
Brie, you want to get on a baby?
You want to get a baby happening?
Nah.
And Ben, you going to fart out a baby with your to get a baby happening nah and it's and it's been
you're gonna fart out a baby with your girlfriend no not yet no okay well good good that's a
responsible thing to do you're not ready thanks mate so you know he's got a dehumidifier one thing
at a time one thing at a time yeah why did you get a dehumidifier because his house where he lives
has he shown you the photo there was moldy. Worse, there was water
running down the walls of
his house. Oh, just condensation.
But not on the windows, on the friggin' walls
of his house. Yeah, I've had that.
Where did I have that? Is it to the windows,
to the walls, and the sweat dripping
down the walls? Yeah, sweat
on the balls.
Which, the dehumidifier will help with that too.
And it has. Just swing them Which the dehumidifier will help with that too. And it has.
Just swing them over the dehumidifier for 45 minutes before bed and dry those puppies right out.
Clint, I do not want to see that from the angle I'm standing at.
Well, you imagine the view the dehumidifier has.
It's like the cover art of the new Lorde single.
I've just realised why no...
Nice.
I liked that.
Descriptive.
I'd laugh.
Tell everyone about your robot vacuum.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I think I'm getting the robot vacuum.
The one I want.
Yeah.
But you could still get it.
No, I'm happy for you.
I'm not angry.
I want you to get it.
It's not just a vacuum.
It's also a mop. I want you to get it to see if it's good. Yeah. But you can still get it. No, I'm happy for you. I'm not angry. I want you to get it. It's not just a vacuum. It's also a mop.
I want you to get it to see if it's good.
Yeah.
Vacuum slash mop.
Where's the frigging couch cleaner?
Fuck, I've had a lot of tea.
I've got it.
Oh, you've already got it?
We've got it.
Is it good?
I've cleaned.
Well, I shouldn't say that in case.
I haven't.
But it has been used at home.
Oh, right.
On the couch.
The arm of our couch was disgusting.
From Whitney or from food?
From food.
And, like, people putting their tea on there and then it's spilling.
And resting it through your hand.
Oh, just everything gets put on there.
And then we've, like, washed the couch cushions
so then it's even more noticeable.
Anyway, use the vac...
What do you call it? What did you call it?
What did you call it?
Mini vacuum.
Upholstery cleaner.
Yeah.
Used it.
Amazing.
Yeah, good.
Not amazing on mattresses.
Have you done everything yet?
Not everything.
So I want to borrow it.
No, we haven't.
You can borrow it in a couple of weeks, I reckon.
We're still doing mattresses, but it's not the best for mattresses.
And then can I borrow the vacuum as well?
My vacuum?
Our vacuum?
Yeah.
You don't have a vacuum.
No, I do, but I don't have a robo-mopping vacuum.
Oh, no, you can't borrow the...
No, that's something you can't borrow.
Right.
Because that's something that just stays in the house and roams.
And it needs to remember your house.
You can't go put it into another house.
It's going to confuse the robot.
Confuses the robot.
And then, like, you know... And then it wipes shit all over the car. Okay, all right, all to confuse the robot confuses the robot and then like you know
shit all over the
car
alright alright
so I can borrow
the pulse free
I can't borrow
the robot vacuum
could I borrow a
pair of undies
oh yeah
no
this is a
hypothetical
no it's a
hypothetical
I don't think
you'd fit into
my undies
do you loan
but if a friend
asked to borrow
a pair of undies
would you loan
a friend a pair
of undies
depends which
friend
Anastasia
yeah I'd loan Anastasia a pair of undies.
See, why are you weird about that?
I'm not weird about that.
Would you want them back?
Nah.
It's just keep them, eh?
No, it's not weird.
Like, if I have a friend, and I've done this in the past,
and so it happens they end up staying over, like, say they live.
Do you mean a friend or a friend?
No, just a friend.
Oh, yeah. So say they, like, live far out of town, but then they didn't plan it,
but then they come home.
And then they shit themselves.
No.
But say they come back to our place because they want a place to crash
and then they obviously want to have a shower and stuff.
How grim is putting your old undies back on after a shower?
That's what I mean.
I'll usually just lay out some pyjamas and a pair of underwear in there and then if they want to wear them
they can but they don't have to. That's so nice.
I reckon the ultimate when you know you're the hostess
with the mostess when you have courtesy
undies. Is that a thing? Who's got
courtesy undies? I don't know. Like a drawer of undies that you can pop
out and be like you want some freshies? That's so creepy.
I've got courtesy toothbrushes.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah. Because you can never just have
too many spare toothbrushes. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because you can never just have too many spare toothbrushes.
Yeah. I keep
the aeroplane toothbrushes for that.
You know when you go on a plane, you go long haul
and they give you a toothbrush. Oh that's dingy.
What do you get? You go and buy them a brand new toothbrush?
No, but I have them at my
house just like a cheap toothbrush from the
supermarket. That's what I've got, a cheap airline toothbrush.
No, yuck. They are terrible.
Yeah, they're not the same. You have a nine pixel. And I've got, a cheap airline toothbrush. No, yuck. They are terrible. Yeah, they're different, eh?
Yeah, they're not the same.
You're the nine-pixel. And I'm like,
don't use my toothpaste.
You use that tiny Air New Zealand toothpaste.
If you gave me
that tiny toothbrush
from the airlines,
I'd be like,
oh, stingy.
Yeah, right.
Like, better than...
Socks?
You should just give me nothing.
You know the socks they give you?
Oh, those are shit, too.
Those are so shit.
They're like...
They're like pantyhose.
They're like, what's her name?
Don't bother.
I don't want to put your airplane socks on.
Microfiber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's weird.
I love the lip balm.
Remember going on planes?
That was buzzy over there.
I love the lip balm.
I've been on heaps of planes recently.
Oh, okay.
Flicks.
Yeah, I went to Australia.
Oh, stop bragging about it, mate.
All your flights are going on.
Unpopular opinion.
I'm going on a flight next week.
I like Qantas. Not domestic. Not flight next week. I like Qantas.
Not domestic.
Not domestic.
What?
I like Qantas.
What do you mean?
It's a part of Australia.
How is that an unpopular opinion?
Don't people not like Qantas?
No, Qantas is a...
No, we love Qantas.
Qantas is fantastic.
Qantas is our...
Air New Zealand.
Qantas is our Air New Zealand.
It's very fancy.
No, but then New Zealanders are always like...
Because obviously there's an option between Air New Zealand or Qantas. New Zealanders are always like Because obviously there's an option between Air New Zealand or Qantas
New Zealanders are always like
Oh Air New Zealand shit
I think they're just being patriotic
But Qantas is fantastic
Qantas is unlimited food
They give you mini ice creams
The Qantas club have you ever been in there?
Pretty nice
I got taken in with the phone
There's kangaroos in there
Yeah Clint has that alongside his Kuru membership.
I've got both.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
Just don't fly a Qantas ever, but you just have it just in case.
I need, I've got, oh, phew.
Don't you need to, what happened to, you know,
when someone ran up the arse of your Audi?
Whatever happened to that?
Oh, I took it in for an expensive test.
And I bet there was nothing wrong with it.
Nothing wrong with it.
I knew.
Why did you take it in?
Because what if there was?
What if there was damage?
That guy's got to pay for it.
So.
Yeah.
But I went halves with him in the test because I was like, look, I want the test.
Yeah.
I feel bad for you.
I feel like.
He was just a young guy.
So I went halves with him.
Did you need to pay it?
Yeah, but I still felt bad about it.
So I paid half of it.
Yeah, because you made him get a $300 and something test.
It was a $460 test.
Jesus!
And because there was nothing wrong with it, they got it done in half the time, so it was
only $200.
Nice.
Clint, don't they just need to, wouldn't the company's insurance pay for it?
Like his insurance company?
Yeah, but I was trying not to get his insurance company involved, because if there's no damage, then he can just, yeah, anyway. Yes, the car's insurance pay for it? Like his insurance company? Yeah, but I was trying not to get his insurance company involved.
Because if there's no damage, then he can just...
Yeah, anyway.
Yes, the car's okay.
Oh, thank God.
I know, right?
I've been losing sleep.
You fucking arsed.
Over the Audi.
You arsed, okay?
No, but then it dragged on.
Yo, what a...
Just kidding.
You're so easy to wind up. You're so easy to wind up
You're so easy
Just bring up
Mate I've had
I've had eight cups of tea
Alright I'm a bit
I'm a bit on the edge
Alright
Eight cups of tea
In an hour
In an hour
Go home and watch
You're not gonna sleep
Oh I know that
I know that Nah I know that.
No, I'll sleep.
I'll smoke a bong.
Clint.
That's what people do, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, cool.
It's called having a cone, Clint.
Oh, rip a cone.
I'll rip a fat cone.
Okay, I got no more nothing else else Anyone else need to contribute anything to this
Nah
Nothing
Nothing
Does anyone have an old vacuum I need one
I literally just got rid of my old vacuum
Are you serious
Do I have an old vacuum
Is this podcast chat or
You asked
We might take this one
I've got an old vacuum
I found on the street
one time
Oh don't get that vacuum
it sucks
Oh no
No
I'm leaving
See ya
Hey Google
What's the time?
It's 3pm
give or take a minute
Alexa
play ZM
on iHeart Radio
Playing ZM
on iHeart Radio
Hey Siri when are Brent and Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint.
What's today? Tuesday.
Yeah. Taco Tuesday.
Who came up with the Taco Tuesday?
Probably Taco Bell. Genius.
Oh, did you see the first Taco Bell for the South Island opened over the weekend?
Yeah, people were queuing up before it even opened, dressed as tacos.
They're hungry for taco in the South Island.
Yeah, they love some tacos down in the South Island.
They love to munch a taco down there.
Yeah.
You know what they say, go south for your tacos.
No, don't think that's a saying.
Head down south for a taco.
That's what they say. Nah, nah, nah. I haven't heard that. Haven't you? Nah. Oh, you saying. Hid down south for a taco. That's what they say.
No, I haven't heard that.
Haven't you?
No.
Oh, you've got to
hid down south
for a taco, mate.
We could do it
when we go to Christchurch.
Where is the
South Island taco bar?
I heard the saying
the tacos taste different
and invicargile.
Yep.
That's what I heard.
Yep, yep.
No?
Producer Anastasia,
is that not the saying?
Tacos taste different
in Christchurch.
Just cut it out, guys.
The further south you go.
3pm, the better the taco.
The better the taco.
Shout out Taco Bell if you guys are listening.
Today on the show, we've got a $20,000 locked inside the box to give away.
If you can figure out the four-digit code to get into the box.
We've moved on from the taco chat.
No, hey, hey, hey.
That's too close, that one.
4 o'clock, the activator, and five o'clock, two chances at that.
Plus, at five o'clock today, we've got a lady joining us on the show
who believes she can remember every single thing that has happened to her
since the day she was born.
This is truly amazing.
If you've never heard of the condition,
it's called highly superior autobiobiographical Memory or HSAM.
Her name's Rebecca Sharrock
and she's one of
60 known cases
in the world.
Yeah.
And she can remember
pretty much
if you give her a page
of Harry Potter,
she'll tell you
what's on that page.
She can tell you
what she had for breakfast
on the 4th of April,
1999.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
So I can't wait
to talk to her.
We're going to test her a little bit.
I can't even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.
I can't remember what I had for breakfast today.
I had googie eggs today.
What's a googie egg?
Oh, maybe that's an our family thing.
What are googie eggs?
I think you guys call them dippy eggs.
Oh, like egg in a cup with a toast soldier.
Yeah.
What do you call that? Eggs with soldiers, like egg in a cup with a toast soldier. Yeah, what do you call that?
Eggs with soldiers, I think.
Oh, see, our name's way more fun.
Oh, Googie Eggs is fun.
A Googie Egg.
Yeah, good luck ordering that at a restaurant.
We're going to start with 50 bucks cash.
Thanks to KFC.
If you want to play tradie versus lady this afternoon,
you can give us a call right now.
0800 dial ZM,
and you'll need to battle it out with someone else to win that 50 bucks.
First question, how do you cook googie eggs?
Six minutes in a pot.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
Here we go, the tradies versus the ladies.
50 bucks up for grabs, all thanks to KFC.
All you need is three correct answers.
Today, our lady is 25 years old.
She's from Masterton, and she's one of eight children.
Whoa.
Big family.
Catholic family, Mandy?
Maddie.
Christian.
Christian family, yeah.
Maddie, can I ask, where do you sit?
In the middle, at the end?
Yeah, right smack down in the middle.
Oh, welcome to the middle
child area of
comfort. I feel you on that Maddie.
To the max with Maddie though. There's so
many kids either side of you.
Let's go to our tradie today. He's
27. He's from Tamaki Makoto and
he once ate 10 pies in one go.
Good to have goals. Welcome to the show,
Gerard. True hero of
New Zealand, Gerard. How did you do it? I don't know. I was pretty hungry. I had 20 minutes to have goals. Welcome to the show, Gerard. True hero of New Zealand, Gerard.
How did you do it?
I don't know.
I was pretty hungry.
I had 20 minutes to do it.
I mean, that's a pretty good explanation.
You'd have to be pretty hungry, yeah.
Okay, Gerard, your buzzer is tradie.
Maddie, your buzzer is lady.
Good luck, everybody.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Lorde has announced a nationwide tour.
What is her real name?
Is it A, Erin, B, Ella, or C, Erica? Question number one. Lorde has announced a nationwide tour. What is her real name?
Is it A, Erin, B, Ella, or C, Erica?
Trudy.
Lady.
Yes, Gerard.
Erin?
No, it's not Erin.
Maddie?
B?
It is B, Ella.
That is correct.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
A cavoodle is which two dog breeds bred together? Is it A, a Dalmatian and mini poodle?
B, a King Charles Cavalier and mini poodle?
C, a Labrador and mini poodle?
Brady.
Yes, Gerard.
Is it B?
It is B, a King Charles Cavalier and a mini poodle.
It's one and piece.
Question number three.
Very trendy dog, the Cavoodle.
Super trendy.
Which actress played Mary Poppins in the remake?
Was it A, Erin Brockovich, B, Emily Blunt, or C, a blunt umbrella?
Trady.
Yes, Gerard.
B?
It is B, Emily Blunt.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Maddie, you need this one.
Come on, Maddie, you need this one.
Let's do it.
Question number four.
Tomorrow night is what number game in the three-game Origin series?
Trading.
Yes, Gerard, for the win.
Game two?
Yes, game two.
Maddie needed that answer.
She heard the question coming down the line and she's like,
you've got to be bloody kidding me.
Gerard, you've done it, mate.
We've got 50 bucks cash for you from KFC.
Oh, cool. Thanks for that.
Nice work.
Please be upstanding, everybody. We have a new national champion.
Stop it, guys. I don't
need all this attention.
What would you be champion of?
I don't know. Eating the most food in one meal.
Ben Petit from Porirua
is the New Zealand men's open tenpin bowling champion.
He's the best male tenpin bowler in the country
and he's 13 years old.
What?
He is 13 years old.
He's the Lydia Ko of tenpin bowling.
He's the lord of tenpin bowling. He's the Lydia Coe of Tempin Bowling. He's the Lord of Tempin Bowling.
He's, who's another smart kid? He's the Ben Petit of Tempin Bowling. Here he is. Have a listen to him.
I started bowling when I was three. So since I'm 13 now, that's 10 years.
Weekly routine, I bowl on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.
Six days a week he's hitting the lanes and he's killing it.
He's going to have some serious RSI.
No.
So you say that.
I've been watching his technique.
Or tennis elbow.
He uses a two-handed bowling technique, which is completely legal.
That's so buzzy.
Yeah.
He said he uses his other hand because he started
bowling when he was so young. He didn't have
the power in his arm to get the spin on it.
So he uses his other arm to
generate spin for it and he's the
New Zealand men's open champion.
He's become the best bowler in New Zealand.
Yeah, right.
He averages 233.
Well, he did. He averaged 233
in the national champs,
which he only entered the national champs to get a bit of experience,
and then he cleaned out the whole competition.
233, the highest score in a game of Tempins, 300, isn't it?
Yeah, and he's averaging 233.
That's amazing.
I've never been a national champion of anything.
I have been a regional champion before though
I have got a regional title
Amazing
I was
Yo-yoing
Correct
I was the Bay of Plenty yo-yo champion
No you guys don't have to play the national anthem for me
It's fine
It was a long time ago okay
It was so cool
It was a long time ago
It was so cool.
Or you go on then. Have you got a title?
Have you got a national title? I think I don't have a national title.
Do I? No.
But I was the state champion in high jump,
long jump, 100 metre
hurdles, 200
for a couple of years.
Anything else? Usain Bolt?
Anything else? What's track and field?
You used to do everything.
You're a decathlete.
Who are you?
Bloody Caitlyn Jenner?
No, you can have it too.
It's the wrong anthem,
but you can have...
Yeah.
Sorry to play the New Zealand anthem
for the Queensland state champion.
I also was in the debate team too.
That did pretty well.
I was in the debate team. No, I was in the debate team. I was in the... I'm trying That did pretty well. I was in the debate team.
No, I was in the debate team.
I was in the...
Stop trying to take my thunder.
I was in the debate team.
Do you want to argue about it?
I was in the state championship team.
We want to know this afternoon,
do you want to toot your own horn a little bit?
Were you ever a national champion for anything?
Like it doesn't...
It probably is for sport,
but it doesn't have to be for sport.
Dog breeding.
Maybe you were a champion for dog breeding, cat grooming.
I find them so fascinating.
Yeah.
Like dog shows.
Yeah.
You should watch them on YouTube.
What else could you get?
What else is interesting?
Like those car shows, you know?
Oh, shout out.
Do you have the hottest hot rod in New Zealand?
There's a big fishing competition up north.
Yeah.
Are you New Zealand's greatest fisherman?
Yeah. And you're New Zealand's greatest fisherman. Yeah.
If you have held any kind of national championship title,
now or in the past,
your opportunity this afternoon to call us and gloat about it on 0800DIALZM,
or you can text your achievement into 9696,
and we'll recognise it that way.
What did you win?
What were you the champion of?
We'll give you a standing ovation here at ZM this afternoon.
Brie and Clint.
We've got a lot of national champions listening to us, Brie.
We were talking about Ben Petit before.
He's from Porirua.
He's 13 years old,
and he is officially the best 10-pin bowler in the country.
13.
What's he bowling?
In the national champs, he averaged 233 per game.
That's a good score.
What are you bowling these days?
33.
Oh, it depends.
It depends.
What are you actually bowling?
It depends.
What's the best you've ever bowled?
It depends whether I've got gutter guards on or not.
No gutter guards.
No gutter guards?
Yeah.
Do I get to use the ramp?
You can use the ramp.
I can use the ramp?
No gutter guards.
About 45?
That's short. About 45 no strikes. It's not my game, but I know my game. That's use the ramp. No gutter guards. About 45. That's short.
About 45.
It's not my game, but I know my game.
That's like a 10-year-old school.
I know my game.
It's yo-yo, okay?
Bring in a yo-yo and let's see it.
When the champs come back, the champ will return.
We want to know, are you a national champ this afternoon?
Do you want to get back up on that podium on the radio
and tell us how good you really are?
Kalissa has called up.
Hi, Kalissa.
Hi, Kalissa. Hi, Kalissa.
Hi.
It's not you, it's your dad who's a champion.
Yes, that's correct.
What's he a champion of?
Timber bowling as well.
No way.
He actually versus Ben.
No way.
Really?
Wait a minute.
Does that mean your dad lost?
Yes.
Hey, that's respectable.
Ben's a prodigy.
Kalissa, what's your dad's best game ever that he's bowled?
He's actually done a couple of 300s.
That's amazing, Alyssa.
If I ever bowled one 300, I'd stop bowling.
Mate, if you bowled a 100, you'd be so...
Let's talk to Lockie.
Hey, Lockie.
Hi, Lockie.
Yeah, I was the fudging North Island champ.
Come on, Lockie, Lockie, Lockie.
Get it together, man.
Yeah, I know, I know.
But I was the North Island champ for Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
They have legit competitions or did they for Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
They did.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yeah, and I was the North Island champ.
Yeah.
But when I went to play the South Island champ,
it got canned for some reason.
I don't know why.
Well, you're default the national champ then.
You win.
Yeah, so when I actually played him unofficially, I beat him.
Yeah, how good.
Yeah, like back, You mean street games Back streets
You met in an alley
Johnson's here
Hi Johnson
Hi Johnson
Hey hey
You're a national champion
I was
I was a national champion
When I was nine years old
At Jump Jam
Hey
Nice work Johnson
What was your
What was your top song
To do Jump Jam to
What's that sorry
What was the top song
What were you best at
Oh so So the one we took The title out with was I Like to Move It
by Madagascar.
Yes, Johnson.
I was the only boy on the team and I was a penguin.
You're a bloody pioneer, Johnson.
Surely that's in your Tinder bio, right?
You're a national Jump Jam champion.
Absolutely.
That would get a lot of motors running, that's for sure.
Let's talk to Averly.
Hi, Averly.
Hi, Averly.
Hi.
You're 11 years old
and you're a national
champion.
What at?
Um, at dog handling.
Oh, that's cool.
Whoa.
What sort of dog
have you got?
Yeah, what kind of dogs?
Um, well, it wasn't
my dog, but I was
doing a golden retriever.
Yeah, it goes.
Amazing.
How long did you
train for that for? Um, onever. Yeah, it goes. Amazing. How long did you train for that for?
One day.
I did it once,
and I was just filling in for someone who couldn't do it.
Yeah, and you won.
And I won.
You're a natural, Averly.
Don't give it up.
I need to get into that.
Finally, the weirdest.
I trained for one day, and I can get into more.
Find that sport, right?
Our last person is a national champion,
something I didn't know you could be a national champ for.
To be honest, I didn't know you could be a Yu-Gi-Oh!
or Jump Jam champion either.
But Simon, what are you a national champion of?
I got crowned National Champ of Paper, Scissors, Rock.
Get off the grass.
You're kidding, Simon.
We have a national championship for Paper, Scissors, Rock.
Wait, is there a trophy?
No, I just won like I won like 500 bucks.
Oh, that's not bad.
Is it all luck?
Yeah.
Is it all luck or are you actually good at Papers, Scissors, Rocks?
No, you've got to get in their mind.
All right, Simon, ready?
I'm going to play you right now.
You do something, I'll do something,
and then we'll say what we did on the count of three.
Are you ready?
Righto.
What are you thinking of before, though?
What do you mean?
Like, are you going to go paper or?
I'm going to definitely go rock, okay?
Righto.
All right.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Paper, scissors, rock.
Paper.
Oh, yeah.
You say what you've done and I'll tell you what Bree's got.
Okay.
Ready?
I got paper.
I got rock.
That means you lost.
He's a national champion.
He's too good.
Congratulations, Simon.
He's too good.
$500 and a national title.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest.
This is massive news in NFL history.
A guy by the name of Carl Nassib, Raiders player, has come out as gay.
He's the first active player in the NFL history to ever do so.
And it is big news making headlines around the world today.
Yeah, that's incredible.
It's a brave thing to do for him to do that in such a...
You know, it's not...
It's so dominated by...
Yeah. Not that, you know, it's not, it's so dominated by not that, you know?
Yeah.
Just some statistics to just kind of hit home how massive this is.
Young kids in the LGBTQI community are over five times more likely than their straight
friends to consider suicide, which is so big. And studies have shown that all it takes is one accepting adult
to decrease that statistic.
So if one person comes out that they look up to,
it reduces that kid attempting suicide by 40%.
Wow, that's huge.
Yeah, that's huge. my family and friends especially, these certain people, did it seem possible for me to say publicly and proudly that I am gay.
I'm also incredibly thankful for the NFL, my coaches
and fellow players for their support.
Yeah, good.
That's amazing and such a great step forward in not only that sport
but hopefully we will see moving forward in other male-dominated sports especially.
I look forward to the day where New Zealand rugby
is able to celebrate its first member of the LGBTQI plus community.
Men's rugby.
I know there are members in women's rugby that are out and proud.
I don't believe we've got someone at a national level in New Zealand.
I could be wrong, but I'm talking about an all-black.
We need an all-black.
There would be people, but, yeah,
obviously they might not feel comfortable.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
If you are struggling or you know someone else struggling with mental health issues,
you can call Lifeline at any time, 24-7 on 0800-543-354.
That's the latest.
Thanks to liquid self-service laundromats,
you can wash and dry duvets for eight bucks in under an hour.
Bree and Clint.
I want to move on because this is a game that we did once.
We've only ever done this once, and it occurred last year,
and I think it was a massive hit.
It was a great hit.
You've already said that I didn't like it.
I don't know what it is.
You didn't like it.
I'm pretty sure your words at the end of it was,
let's never do that again.
Okay, if I said that, I would have meant it.
So I thought we should bring it back.
Show us your crack.
Show us your crack.
I don't remember how the game works.
Don't you?
No.
I probably better explain it because a lot of people will be like,
how dare she?
This is a game based, nothing to do with Novus, obviously.
But we want you to show us your cracks.
Right.
When you call up.
Yeah.
And people click a body part.
Oh, I hate this game.
Or crack a body part.
Oh, no, I hate this game.
And you and I have to guess what body part they are cracking.
Yeah, no, this game's yuck.
You know, my brother can crack his neck.
A lot of people can.
Yeah, but he just pushes his chin and it sounds like...
Yeah, that's not healthy.
Oh, it's not healthy.
What can you crack?
Let's do a bit of an example.
I've got knees that are pretty wonky.
Oh, yeah, you did this last time.
Yeah, they're too far away.
They're too far away.
No.
Fingers?
Yeah, do you want me to see if mine, I'm pretty sure my knees will crack.
Let's give it a go.
We've got to do an example.
Hold on.
Put the mic right next to your knee.
Okay, hold on.
You ready?
You ready?
Yeah, go on.
Oh, yuck.
Yuck.
Yeah, that worked.
That was terrible. All right, give me the mic. Give me the. That was terrible.
All right, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
How terrible.
I don't know if it's going to work.
I might be too supple.
I might have been taking too much fish oil.
You ready?
All right, less talking, more cracking.
Put them down.
No, not as good.
Not really anything to do on there.
Not as good.
I think mine sound way more arthritic-y.
Did I hate this game because it grossed me out
or because we didn't get any good cracks?
No, we got heaps.
Did we?
But I reckon we can get better ones today.
All right.
If you think you've got the crack in you,
give us a call, 0800-DIAL-ZM,
and we're going to try and guess what body part you're cracking.
Yeah, sure.
You've got to hold the phone right up to it.
Yeah. You've got to get right in it. Put it on loudspeaker.
Hold the phone right up to the body part.
If we're going to do this, we've got to do this right.
Alright, give us a call. 0800
dial ZM. We're looking for people
who can crack body parts.
Show us your crack brick.
Bree and Clint.
Alright, New Zealand, it's time to show
us. Hit it. Show us your crack brick. Right, New Zealand, it's time to show us.
Hit it.
Show us your rap.
Smooth, man.
I know.
That's 10 years of radio right there.
This game, you need to call us up.
You need to crack a body part on the air, and Clint and I, we will discuss what body part we think you're cracking.
You know, that's what really gross some people out, eh?
I know, that's the point. To cause out, eh? I know that's the point.
To cause an emotion in people listening.
Yeah, right.
Whether that's a great emotion or a bad emotion.
It's an emotion.
As long as you feel something, right?
Carmel's here.
Hi, Carmel.
Hi, Carmel.
Hello.
Don't tell us the body part, right?
Don't tell us, Carmel.
Okay.
Okay, wait a second.
We'll bring down the music.
And when you're ready, Carmel, show us your crack.
All right. Alright.
Okay.
Oof.
One solid...
One solid crack.
So it's not fingers. No.
You know what I mean? I reckon it's neck.
Nah, that wasn't a neck. I'm saying it's neck.
Nah, neck's more muffled than that.
I'm going to say it was an elbow.
Okay. Carmel? If you're going elbow, I'm going neck.
Carmel.
What did you crack?
Crack my ankle.
Oh!
Carmel, is that a sporting injury?
Sorry?
Is that an old sporting injury?
No, I just cracked my ankle one day and I've been able to do it ever since.
I don't know if it's a good idea, Carmel.
Carmel, go and see a doctor while we talk to Ruby. ever since. I don't know if it's a good idea. Come on.
We'll go and see a doctor while we talk to Ruby.
Oh, Ruby, you're nine years old.
Hi, Ruby.
Hi.
Hi.
Is this your favourite game ever on the radio?
I guess so.
I guess so.
Good answer, Ruby.
That's what we aim for on the Bree and Clint show.
Okay, Ruby, don't tell us, but on the count of three,
we want to hear you crack your body part on three, two, one.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, someone broke Ruby.
Oh, Ruby!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh, Ruby.
That doesn't sound good.
Ruby has cracked her knee.
That was a big one.
That's got to be a knee.
I'm going to say wrist.
Ruby, what was that? It was my big one. That's got to be a knee. I'm going to say wrist. Ruby, what was it?
It was my knuckle.
Oh, it was your knuckle.
Whoa.
Show us your crack,
break, break, break.
Ruby.
All right.
That was a solid crack.
Do your parents
like you doing that?
My parents are always like,
don't do that.
You'll get arthritis.
I think that's a wife's tale.
Is it?
Ocean's here.
Hi, Ocean.
Hi, Ocean.
Hi.
All right, Ocean. it's your chance.
We've got none so far.
Let's see if we can pick what body part you're cracking.
When you're ready, go for it.
Okay.
Did you hear that?
No, we heard nothing.
It was very light.
Does it crack multiple times or just once?
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm on speaker, so hopefully it would pick up. Yeah. Can you do multiple times or just once? Yeah. Sorry, I'm on speakers.
Hopefully it'll pick up.
Yeah.
Can you do it again or is it gone?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I heard it.
Those are fingers.
Those are fingers.
I'm going to say neck.
No, it's my shoulder.
Oh.
Your shoulder?
Is that from an injury?
I genuinely have no idea.
I just realised I could do that one day
and I was like, oh, okay.
Yeah, maybe get some fish oil or something.
You know, you sound like you're falling apart.
Yeah.
Well, thank you, Ocean.
We appreciate that.
Can you crack anything else?
No, I've got nothing else.
No?
No.
I'll try an elbow for you I've got nothing else. No? No.
I'll try an elbow for you.
Go on.
No.
Try a wrist. You didn't even try.
Try a wrist.
Oh!
Yeah, right.
Have you had your fill?
Yeah, the game's over, but it'll be back again in a year.
I don't know if it will.
Who wants it to come back in a year?
As long as we can have a year off, I'll be right.
A year off and it comes back.
Brie, your challenge right now is to keep a living being alive for four weeks.
And I have very little faith in you, to be honest.
You've got a lot of things.
I don't think this one is within your wheelhouse.
Well, I think you've underestimated me.
Actually, probably not.
You haven't underestimated me.
The thing is an orchid, and the only reason I say that is because no one knows how to keep an orchid alive.
You're one week in.
How would you say your orchid's doing?
Look, I'm a bit worried.
I think I check the roots too much.
I've been known to check my roots too much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're too root-focused.
Yeah, and the roots, they look a little bit icky.
Okay, well, I've got you some help today, okay?
Please welcome to the show, editor of New Zealand Gardener magazine,
it's Jo McCarroll.
Hi, Jo.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Clint.
Hi, Bree.
Hey, I'm so excited, Bree.
I've got absolute faith in you.
Oh, my God.
Do you?
Thank you, Jo.
I do.
I'm going to look out for you at the Orchid Shows this year.
Oh, that's a big ask.
If you've got a lot of faith, Jo, you obviously don't know me.
Brie, please tell Jo exactly what sort of orchid you're caring for
so she has all the information.
You know, just the classic Phalaenopsis orchid.
Phalaenopsis.
See, pretty good.
You're doing pretty well.
People call them moth orchids because they look
a bit like moths. Ah, yeah.
I can see that. Brie, please
tell Jo, and I want to know if you're on the right track here
because I've given you no help with this. No, you've
given me nothing. We save a lot of money
at ZM if you fail at this challenge, actually.
So please tell Jo the three
most important things you've been doing to keep
your orchid alive. Okay.
Number one, Jo, I have been leaving it alone.
So doing nothing.
100% right.
Yes.
The right way to go.
Perfect.
Good.
You're on track.
Okay.
Perfect.
Number one, the second, I've been leaving it alone.
Also, brilliant advice.
Yeah, all right.
Great, great.
And the last thing, I actually did do one thing
I put one of those little orchid plant feeder drip things in it
Oh, Bree, you're after my job
That is a good idea
I thought you were about to say those were a scam
Yes
No, those are great
I use those at home, those Yates drip feeders
Amazing
Especially when you want to get another flower.
That's good news.
Jo, you wouldn't believe how many people have been contacting us
with orchid advice.
Indoor plants in particular are so hot right now, eh?
They are just so hot right now.
And, I mean, I just think orchids are just due for the, like,
love people are showing for, you know, string of pearls
and string of dolphins.
Because orchids, you not only get the flowers,
you get the beautiful flowers.
You can get the fragrance on some of them.
I've got to be really honest with you.
I haven't looked at the orchid up close since last week.
And Bree, now that I'm looking at it,
those flowers look a little limp.
No, no.
You've got to admit those petals,
they're looking a little limp.
Don't listen to him, Joe.
He doesn't know anything.
I'm trying to help you. Well, we've got an expert here.
As an expert would know, sometimes
the orchid has emotions and
obviously the orchid's feeling a little bit down at the
moment. And no wonder
with all this hate and shade being thrown at it.
Yeah, look, I would say
you're on the right track, Brie.
I think a lot more orchids are killed by people
sort of doing things and fussing and adding
and, you know, overwatering.
Having arguments with the orchid, yeah.
Having arguments with them, saying nasty things,
hurting their feelings.
Yeah, that's a lot more likely to end its life
than just letting it be.
Stop suffocating my orchid, Clint.
Just get away.
Jo said stop suffocating it.
Give it some room to breathe.
Jo, you've got to give us something.
Can't we be paid?
We paid thousands of dollars to get this expert on the show today.
Her hourly rate is insane.
You've got to give us some advice for this orchid other than leave it alone.
Leave it alone, number one.
Number two, water it probably not that often,
but never leave it sitting in water because orchids have evolved
to kind of just live in kind of the cracks
and crevices of trees and things, so they don't sit in the wet ground.
You've got to let it drain out, right, Jo?
You've got to let it drain out.
And let it drain completely and then let it dry out
before you water it again with the Phalaenopsis.
And then you've got a really good idea with feeding it
because people sometimes forget to feed their indoor plants
and no wonder they're not performing because they're just too hungry.
Jo, do you need someone over there at the magazine?
Because I feel like I could walk straight in.
I'm going to send through a contract for a column, you know,
for the next issue.
I love that, Jo.
Maybe hold off on the column.
It could be a how not to garden.
She's still got three weeks to go.
Jo, picture this.
How to lose an orchid in 10 days.
That is the editor of New Zealand Gardener magazine, Jo McCarroll. Joe, picture this. How to lose an orchid in 10 days. That is the
editor of New Zealand Gardener magazine,
Jo McCarroll. Thanks, Jo. We appreciate it.
Thanks, Jo. No problem. See you at work
next week. See you at work next
week.
Something we have discussed on our show
a fair few times is when
these articles come out about
people who are really old
and they give you the tip.
The secret.
The secret.
Yeah, yeah.
To live a long life.
I always read them.
I always read them.
Yeah.
And the tip is usually, I'm like, oh, what is it?
Can I do this?
And the tip is usually like, smoke a pack of cigarettes
and have heaps of sex.
And you're like, right, I better get on that.
I'm like, keen, but really?
There's a woman by the name of Renee Glover.
She was born on June 21st
1914.
Wow. So how old
does it make her, Clint?
So her birthday was this week?
Yep. She's 107.
That's right. She's 107.
And
she has revealed
what her secret to
living a long and healthy life is.
Oh, was it not getting on board the Titanic that time?
No, it wasn't that.
Right, because that would have helped.
Look, I want to do a bit of a thing with you where obviously we talk about these things
and you want to do these things because you want to live a long and healthy life.
I want to do the good ones.
Yeah, the good ones.
The ones that are like eat chocolate, drink red wine.
I think this one's pretty good.
Okay.
I want you to make a vow that today you will try
and do what she has said is her secret.
You did this to me last week and it was go home
and do some indoor gardening.
Yeah.
So, I mean, you know, I'm saying I think it's a good one.
Okay.
Well, the last one was pretty good.
I promise to do this and you're going to do, I think it's a good one. Okay. Well, the last one was pretty good. Will you promise to do this?
And you're going to do this on the show for the next couple of hours.
Really?
Yeah.
This is something you can do over the next couple of hours.
Do you promise?
She's 107.
She's 107.
Renee Glover.
Yeah.
You're going to put it to the test.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are you keen?
Yeah.
If it's just for today, I can do it.
Yeah.
Okay.
For today.
Yeah.
Shake on it.
Yeah.
Shake on it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Good.
Because we've organized it. Okay, for today. Shake on it. Yeah, shake on it. Okay, cool. Good, because we've organised it.
Renee Glover says the secret to living a long and healthy life
is to drink 13 cups of tea every day.
Producer Anastasia.
Oh, my God, that is the biggest pot of tea I've ever seen.
Please bring in the gigantic pot of tea.
Holy crap.
Signed by the man from Dil of tea. Holy crap.
Signed by the man from Dilma himself.
No way.
We've got a whole, yep, we've got a whole bottle of milk and we've also got a whole thing of sugar in case you need that.
What sort of tea is it?
It's just normal English breakfast tea.
I love an English breakfast.
So your goal over the next however long we're on the show for
is to drink 13 cups of tea.
How hot is it?
It's boiling, so just be careful.
It's very hot and the pot is massive.
Great idea getting the Dilmar guy to sign this, by the way.
That looks like a great cup of tea.
I'm pretty sure we've brewed it to your specifications.
You know, my nan had 13 cups of tea a day.
So did mine.
She didn't make it past 90, you know?
So, you know, how old did she get?
She was in her 70s.
Okay.
Which I'll be grateful for.
You know, Renee Glover says 13 cups of tea.
Do I have to put sugar in it?
You don't have to put sugar in it.
We just got that in case, you know, after your sixth cup it gets bland.
Man, I'm going to drink a lot of milk as well.
All right, 13 cups of tea.
Wait, she has 24 hours to drink 13 cups?
Yeah, I know, but sometimes, you know, she's 107.
Fuck, it's so hot.
Did you sweat?
No, no, no.
I don't think you're going to live very long at all if Ross Boss hears this.
Okay, thank you.
Cheers, you're welcome.
We will do check-ins.
To good health.
To good health.
13 cups of tea will let you know how many Clint gets through in the next couple of hours.
Is it caffeine and tea?
Absolutely, there is.
All right.
Bottoms up.
No sleep till Wednesday. Cheers. Bottoms up. No sleep till
Wednesday. Cheers.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint, that's give you on
heartbreak anniversary. Just about
finished cup of tea number two by the way.
And
good only
11 cups of tea.
By what 7 o'clock?
My nan used to drink way more than that.
My nan used to.
She didn't have tea sprung on her and given 45 minutes to get through 4 litres of it. She used to drink it black too, no sugar.
That's what she said was the best thing for her.
Right, okay.
I'm going to attempt to do 13 cups of tea so I can what?
Live forever, is that what it is?
Yeah, live till you're at least 107.
James Corden, just changing topics quickly,
has come out and said he doesn't trust something.
He thinks they're a scam and he thinks they're just there to take his money.
Vitamins.
No, not vitamins.
No.
Although, we have talked a lot about vitamins.
Show me the proof.
How come every company has a vitamin?
How come everyone has a vitamin?
Where are your scientists?
Wait a minute.
Your eye feels a bit weird?
There's a vitamin for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what, your toe hurts?
Vitamins.
That mouth ulcer.
I think Big Pharma are in on it too.
That mouth ulcer that I had last week that wouldn't go away.
Vitamins.
Went to the chemist.
You know what she prescribed?
Fish oil.
A multivitamin.
I was like, come on, lady.
You're either in on the Ponzi scheme or, like, you hate me.
I don't understand.
Like, there's all these different vitamins,
but then they are like, we've managed some technology
to be able to put all of those vitamins into one vitamin.
We call it the multivitamin.
Everything your body needs is now dust.
And it's only
four times the price. And it
turns your piss radioactive yellow.
But it's good for you. Multivitamins.
Eat them.
No, James Corden has come out. It's not
multivitamins. He says that he doesn't
trust
personal trainers.
He's on a weight loss journey.
He's lost 15 kilos.
Around his wife?
No.
I wouldn't either.
With himself.
He's on a weight loss journey.
He's lost 15 kilos, which is amazing.
That's great.
He has admitted to firing at least 75 personal trainers.
Okay, well, he's being difficult.
He's going through personal trainers like he goes through undies.
That's shocking.
There's some logic in this, though.
Have a listen to this.
He claims he doesn't trust them because they don't want him to get to his goal weight.
That's what he believes.
He said their whole business is built on him being overweight and needing a personal trainer.
And he says, oh, you're paid by the hour?
Of course you don't want me to lose this weight quickly.
And he wants to lose it quickly.
He's like, I'm a busy man.
I've got to get this done.
And the personal trainer's like, have a day off.
If I ever had a personal trainer, they would never give me a day off.
Yeah, true.
I've never had a personal trainer.
They're like the complete opposite of that.
You're so terrified to message your personal trainer.
Yeah, good point.
And be like, I can't come today.
And they're like, no excuses.
Yeah, good point.
I thought he had a point, but now I'm like,
actually, no, you're just shifting focus, James.
You fired 75 personal trainers.
He has a problem.
Yeah, right.
That's a him issue.
That is a no one else issue.
True.
That's the rich people version of signing up to the gym
and not going and thinking you've done something healthy.
He's going, I'll fire my personal trainer.
I'll hire a new one.
And that'll be like I've started my journey again.
And then it doesn't matter if I have a day off.
That's why he has to keep hiring more because he keeps taking days off.
Oh my God.
That's what he's doing.
Whenever he has a day off, instead of texting his personal trainer and going, sorry, I missed
my day.
He just fires them.
He just never messages them back.
Right.
Okay, well, James, if you're listening, we've got some advice for you.
Try a multivitamin.
They're great.
They work.
Bree and Clint.
This is super exciting, Clint,
and we always love to talk to extraordinary people.
And this woman fits into that category, that's for sure.
She's of a very small group of people in the world, about 60 known
cases, and she's got a condition called highly superior autobiographical memory, or HCM, where
they're able to remember an incredible amount of their past experiences. It's amazing to have
her on the show. Please welcome Rebecca Sharrock. Hello. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? We're very well. You can literally
remember everything, Rebecca. Yeah, about
95% of the things which have happened from
the time I was born to now and for some reason they're trying to
figure it out. Incredible, Bec. Can I ask
because you said you're able to remember like 95%
from when you were born, what is the earliest memory you have
and how old were you?
The earliest I did have, there was an experience when I was 12 days old
that I saw a photo of it many years later and I was telling my mum
about this experience and then I said to mum, here's the experience I was
talking about. And you were 12 days old. You remember something from being 12
days old. That is incredible. We were reading that this superpower
that you've got means that you can remember what you had for breakfast
on say the 3rd of July 2003. Yeah
and the 3rd of July 2003. Yeah, and the 3rd of July 2003 was a Thursday.
Yeah, okay, yep.
Wow.
And do you remember anything from that day?
I just remember I was at school.
It was a girl in my class's birthday.
We were, the teacher just sat us down.
You know, it was the, I remember it was the beginning of the day.
It was quite cold.
I was in my jumper, and then the teacher was just saying,
weeks fly by so fast.
It's Thursday already.
Have you finished your assignment, which is due in a couple of days' time?
Rebecca, not that we don't believe you.
It's incredible.
I've just gone and double-checked it.
Look at this, Bree.
It was a Thursday. The 3rd, Brie. It was a Thursday.
The 3rd of July, 2003, was a Thursday.
That's unbelievable, Rebecca.
Beck, can we test your memory?
Do you remember what day of the week it was on February 10th, 2012?
February the 10th, 2012, was a Friday. It was a Friday.
It was a Friday.
Whoa.
You're a massive fan, Bec, of, is this correct,
Pokemon and Harry Potter?
Yes.
With Pokemon, I like everything to do with Nintendo,
so Mario, Pokemon.
All that kind of thing.
Animal Crossing, Zelda.
Zelda, yes, very good.
Love it. Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Zelda. Zelda, yes, very good.
Love it.
I wanted to ask you because I read somewhere that you can actually,
if we start a passage from a Harry Potter page in any Harry Potter book,
you actually know like the end of that passage and you can recite back the passage.
Is that right?
Yes, but the thing is I have to start at the beginning.
I can start any chapter.
It doesn't have to be the start of the book,
but I do have to go from the beginning to the end for some reason.
I don't know why.
Right.
Is it okay if we test you on one passage?
Yes.
And you don't have to say the book or the chapter name either.
Okay, perfect.
Great.
That's amazing. You're incredible. Great, that's amazing.
You're incredible.
I'll start it here.
Malfoy couldn't believe his eyes.
He couldn't believe his eyes when he saw that Harry and Ron
were still alive, still at Hogwarts next day,
looking tired but perfectly cheerful.
Wow, that's amazing.
Indeed, by next morning, Harry and Ron thought.
That's word for word.
I've got the passage here in front of me.
Can you tell us?
Rebecca, I've got goosebumps all over my body.
Chapter 10, Halloween, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
That's right.
That's exactly what I am.
Rebecca, talking to you has been so incredible today,
and we've learned so much, so thank you very much for your time.
Before you go, the ultimate test of your memory,
and this is a big one.
I don't know if you're going to be able to get this one.
It's very forgettable.
Has she logged it?
Do you remember our names?
I know I was told about Bree because Bree comes from,
Dan thought we go out there a lot.
That's amazing.
That's exactly right.
Yeah, you've got Bree.
And who's the other guy?
I know I was, the person who emailed me was Ben.
That's right.
All the most important people.
Beck, you've got it.
You've remembered them all.
There's no Clinton there anyway.
No, you know what?
Doesn't matter.
Very forgettable anyway.
We understand.
Beck, one of the most incredible people we've ever had the pleasure
of having on the show.
Thank you so much for your time and we appreciate it.
Thanks.
That's generous.
Thanks, Beck.
There she is, Rebecca Sharrock, one of the only known 60 cases
of people in the world who has a condition called highly superior
autobiographical memory,
where she's able to remember pretty much everything about her life.
For those keeping tally, I'm not sure if that's anyone.
I'm just finishing my fifth cup of tea.
And you're done.
All right, on to number six.
Someone pull me number six.
You're not even halfway.
This is meant to extend my lifespan. 13 cups a day, right?
It's going to extend my lifespan.
It better extend my lifespan.
13 cups of tea.
What number was that?
That was number five.
Yeah, five.
It's gumboot for anyone asking.
That's the tea we're drinking.
What's gumboot?
Gumboot, milky tea.
So not a herbal.
We call it a gumboot tea.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Tea number six coming right up.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Free and clean. Birthday band. Come on. I didn't know that. Tee number six, coming right up. Before we get into Birthday Banger on the radio,
we announced yesterday the first ever Birthday Banger live event
is heading to Christchurch.
We're going to be at the Carlton Bar from 7 o'clock on July 2nd.
That's next Friday.
Next Friday, we're coming to you at the Carlton.
And if you've got a night free, you think you can possibly win
because your birthday banger is going to be the best,
then I'd come on down.
Yeah, the best birthday banger of the night, as voted by you guys,
in the Carlton, is going to win $500 cash.
If you want to do birthday banger live,
there's an invite on our Facebook page right now.
Search Brianne Clint, and you can head straight to Zetium Online
and register yours.
We need to know your birthday before you get there
so that we can make sure we've got your birthday banger.
We need to do all the figuring out because there's going to be
quite a lot of birthday bangers.
My DJ catalogue is big, but is it
big enough?
It can always be bigger.
Let's do an actual birthday
banger. We'll start with Alofa. Kia ora, Alofa.
Hi, Alofa. Hi, how are you?
Good, mate. How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
That's very good.
What's your birthday?
14th of February, 1985.
Ooh, day of love, Valentine's Day.
You were 16 in 2001.
And on the 14th of February, Valentine's Day in 2001,
this was number one.
You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that you're... this was number one.
Was this Coyote Ugly?
It was. It was, eh?
What a fitting song
on Valentine's Day.
Oh yeah.
Lofa, do you like it?
Yeah, it was awesome.
My name is actually
Love Insamuang.
No way!
No way! That's amazing. Your name is Love Insam Samoan. No way. No way.
That's amazing.
No, yeah.
Your name is Love in Samoan, and your birthday is Valentine's Day,
and your birthday banger is Can't Fight the Moonlight.
It's meant to be.
Okay, that's major points for you.
Let's go to Clinton.
Kia ora, Clinton.
Hi, Clinton.
G'day.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
Clinton, did you ever think about trying to rock the name Clint?
Normally, most people call me Clint. Definitely a great name to have. Yeah, did you ever think about trying to rock the name Clint? Normally most people call me Clint.
Definitely a great name to have.
Yeah, thank you.
Because obviously your real name is not Clint.
No, it's Clinton.
I rebranded as Clint when I turned 18 and I moved cities.
Don't say I rebranded.
No, I only say that because I'm thinking of rebranding back.
I'm thinking of unbranding, going back to Clinton, you know,
changing things up.
Oh, I'm mixing it up.
Good thinking.
Maybe you and I could switch one time.
We'll take this convo up here.
All right, Clint.
What is your birthday?
10th of April, 1981.
All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 10th of April.
And 97 has this number one banger.
I want to stand with you on the...
Oh, Clinty, Clinty, Clinton.
It's the boys.
Savage Garden.
Truly, madly, deeply.
Do you love it?
I love it.
Good song.
Don't know if it's quite a banger.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great song, though.
I know what you mean.
Good birthday banger.
Good vibes.
Let's go to Zach.
Hi, Zach.
G'day, Zach. G'day, Zach.
G'day.
How's your day, Zach?
Not too bad.
Let's see if we can make it a bit better.
What's your birthday?
21st of January, 1992.
All right, Zach, you were 16 in 2008 on the 21st of January.
And on that day, this was at the number one spot.
I keep bleeding, I keep at the number one spot.
Leona Lewis, Zach.
Do you like that?
Everyone's got a good addition that they've attempted at a drunk party.
Oh, yeah, right?
It's a good sing-along, yeah.
Everyone has belted this, whether it be after a breakup, at a party.
Tough decision.
They're all classics.
The best backstory was for Alofa, right?
I felt it in my waters.
It's Can't Fight the Moonlight.
That's my vote.
Alofa, congratulations.
You've just won Birthday Banger.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Alofa.
Alofa.
Here we go. Straight out of 1997.
Here's Leanne Rimes on ZM.
2000, 2001. Oh, 2001. Yeah. I was kind of close. Close, yeah. In 1997 Here's Leanne Rimes On ZM 2000 2001
Oh 2001
Yeah
I was kind of close
Close
Yeah
The winner of
Birthday Banger
For Alofa
Whose name in
Samoan means love
And she was born
On Valentine's Day
Maybe
It was written in the stars
That's why they called her that
Um
Because you're born
On Valentine's Day
Yeah
Oh yeah true What a coincidence I was like Whoa what are the chances Of course that's why they called her that. Because you're born on Valentine's Day? Yeah. Oh yeah, true.
I was like, whoa, what are the chances?
Of course that's why they called her that.
Can I just share with the group, I've been
having conversations
on the text machine with this woman
who calls herself Karen.
I don't know if her name's actually Karen, but
if it is, hi Karen.
And she always texts through when we're playing
birthday bangers and says her peace and comments. Oh, hi, Karen. And she always texts through when we're playing birthday bangers. Yeah. And says her, like, piece.
Yeah.
And comments.
Oh, I know her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so she always comments on, you know, what birthday banger we pick.
Do you want to hear her feedback?
She hasn't been a fan of us recently, eh?
Yeah, this is her feedback to me.
Okay, cool, go on.
Ah, this takes me back.
Back to how much I effing hate this song.
And then she goes.
Did she say what she wanted us to choose?
Then she goes, eff you, Leanne.
Regards, Karen.
As in Leanne rhymes.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Which one would you have picked, Karen?
Savage Garden or Leona Lewis?
Savage Garden, Leona Lewis.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, I enjoyed it.
Bree and Clint.
Seven cups of tea.
Seven cups of tea down.
Only six to go after this one.
Yum, yum.
You're on the right track.
But right now we're going to play the new game that we've been playing
over the last couple of weeks.
And essentially the idea of the game is we pre-record some movie quotes
before the show.
So they're locked in.
They're in a vault.
And all you have to do is guess the exact quote
that either Clint or I has pre-selected.
Quite a hard game to get right.
Quite a hard game.
So for this to win, you only need to get one correct.
And Brianna's going to play.
Hi, Brianna.
Oh, Brianna.
Oh, Brianna.
Do you get that at all, Brianna?
All the time.
Do you?
From my mum. Oh, Brianna. Me too, Brianna? All the time. Do you? From my mum.
Oh, Brianna.
Me too, Brianna.
Okay, Brianna.
Today, two movies.
We've already locked in our clips.
Why don't we start with the movie that I chose today,
which was Austin Powers.
Now, it's any of the Austin Powers movies.
There's three, right?
Three Austin Powers?
Three or four, I think.
Yeah, so it could be from any of them.
What quote do you think Bree chose Three Austin Powers? Three or four, I think. Yeah, so it could be from any of them. What quote do you think Bree chose from Austin Powers?
I don't kiss and tell, I shag and brag, baby.
Oh, good quote.
All right, let's have a look at the tape.
Do I make you horny, baby?
Do I? Oh,ny, baby? Do I?
Oh, close.
An absolute sitter.
No point there.
What quote do you think I chose from Austin Powers, Brianna?
Throw me a freaking bone here.
I don't know.
It's quite hard, isn't it?
Wait, are you doing a quote or are you asking for help?
Or is that a quote?
That was a quote. Oh, that was a quote. Yeah, yeah, good, good. I'm asking for help. Oh, quite hard, isn't it? Wait, are you doing a quote or are you asking for help? Or is that a quote? That was a quote.
Oh, that was a quote.
Yeah, yeah, good, good.
I'm asking for help.
Oh, my God, did you not?
Oh, that's too good.
You're doing Dr. Evil with that one, aren't you?
Yeah.
Brianna!
Here we go.
Let's see.
You did it.
You played it so straight.
Let's see if you're correct.
This is my Italian private secretary.
Her name is Alotta.
Alotta Fagina.
That's not right, Brianna. How did you not choose the Alotta Vagina quote?
I thought it was a...
I should have chose Fat Bastard.
He's got such good ones.
I'm unhappy because I eat.
And I eat because I'm unhappy.
You look like a baby.
I eat babies. eat because I'm unhappy. You look like a baby. I eat babies.
Get in my belly.
Okay, no luck with Austin Powers.
What about Mean Girls?
Oh, yeah, one of my all-time favourite films.
I could have picked a million quotes.
Let's start with Bree then.
Brianna, what quote do you think Bree chose from Mean Girls?
Come on, Brianna.
I'm sending it to you.
I'm not a regular mum.
I'm a cool mum.
Ooh.
Love that quote.
Right, I feel like...
Let's have a look at the tape.
I'm not a regular mum.
I'm a cool mum.
She did it!
Well done.
You got a point.
Did you feel that?
I sent it to you and then boom.
I think I actually blanked out, but I'll take it.
You got it.
You got it word for word, Brianna.
Congratulations.
So you've won the KFC.
Let's play the last one for fun.
You know what?
If you can get this one, we'll double your KFC.
All right, Brianna, you ready?
This is for $100 worth of KFC.
What is my Mean Girls quote?
If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Ooh. I love that quote.
Check the tape.
Is your muffin buttered?
What? Oh, no.
Would you like us to assign someone
to butter your muffin?
What?
What?
Nuggets. Butts.
You got one, so you win.
Turns out the Briannas are in sync.
I'll take it.
$50 of KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Brianna.
Well done.
Good, we need more movie suggestions.
If you want to suggest a movie for us to do next week,
text it in to 9696.
Got to have good quotes, right?
It's all about the quotes.
It's a quotable movie.
I'm thinking Clueless.
Oh, yeah.
Great quotable movie. Paul Rudd. Oh, yeah. Great quotable movie.
Paul Rudd.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
He's in it.
Alicia Silverstone.
And Brittany Murphy as well.
Yeah.
Iconic.
Brie and Clint.
I quit the tea thing, by the way.
God, you're such a quitter.
Eight cups of tea in one hour.
I've had enough.
You need to finish that one.
Do I?
Yeah.
Do I? Well. Do I?
Well, you're here now.
What's producer Anastasia chanting?
I've never seen
Clint Sculler tea.
I've never seen Clint Sculler
tea.
I've never seen anyone
get tea bagged.
Here we go.
Do it out of a shoe.
Do you feel healthier?
No, I feel like jittery.
I feel like,
I feel like,
the challenge was to drink
13 cups of tea,
by the way,
which,
what some woman who's 107
says is the key to long life.
She said,
drinking 13 cups of tea a day,
maybe not all at once.
I reckon it's one an hour. Yeah.
Just wait. Put your arms like that for a second.
Weird.
You kind of look like a T-Rex.
Brie and Clint. Thought we could do some
Would You Rathers today. Enjoy a good Would You Rather.
And by good, I mean one that makes you
think it's hard to figure it out, but it's not impossible,
right? There's got to be an option.
There's got to be something that you want to do out of it.
Like, it can't be like, would you rather kill your girlfriend or kill your mum?
You know?
Jeez, this went dark.
No, but that's what people take it sometimes.
And those are the ones that I don't like.
Okay?
I'm just saying, those are the ones.
Go do that one.
No, those ones are.
No, you said it.
You've got to do it now.
No, I don't want to do those ones.
I've got some for you. You've got to do it now. No, I don't want to do those ones. I've got some for you.
You and me can do these.
Would you rather give up all drinks except for water
or give up eating anything that was cooked in the oven?
Give up anything that was cooked in the oven.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, you can cook heaps of stuff on the stove.
What about a cake?
Yeah, I'm not super into cake. What about a roast? You could cook a stuff on the stove. What about a cake? Yeah, I'm not super into cake.
What about a roast?
You could cook a cake on the stove.
What about a lasagna?
You put two fry pans on top.
No, that's an oven.
You've created an oven.
No, you said an oven.
No, okay.
You never said about putting two fry pans together.
This is the other thing about Would You Rather.
You're not allowed to cheat and come up with a cheat solution, okay?
For a lasagna, you just boil some big long pasta sheets,
you make the sauce and then you bolognese, bechamel.
All right, cancel this one.
Lasagna.
Cancel this one.
Would you rather, oh, this is a good one.
Imagine that there's no COVID at the moment, okay?
You got it.
We're living in a non-COVID world.
This is either pre-2019 or post-2029,
whenever COVID's over.
Would you rather have unlimited first-class plane tickets
or never have to pay for food at restaurants?
Never have to pay for food.
Me too.
Yeah.
You do that way more often.
Yeah.
Well, you would fly way more often if you had unlimited flights.
Yeah, but I hate flying.
In first class, though?
Yeah, I still hate it.
Really?
I'm still scared of flying.
I'm with you.
I agree.
Not paying for food at restaurants.
Because then I'll pay for my budget-ass flight to get to Italy,
and then I'll eat whatever I want for free when I get there.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, we're on the same page there, yeah.
I'd be out every night for dinner.
Oh, yeah.
I'd be massive.
Every night.
Would you rather be forced to dance every time you hear music
or be forced to sing any time you hear a song.
Dance.
Really?
Yeah, I do love to dance.
Really?
And I'm better at that than singing.
Yeah, right.
So I'd rather put that on the world than me singing every time.
See, old dad moves over here.
I'll be singing.
Thank you very much.
God, this show would be I'd be exhausted
So painful
What
You dancing
And me singing
The whole time
Dancing doesn't affect you
That much
I just dance in the corner
And then
You're gonna be singing
At the top of your lungs
Like a
Bag of strangled cats
And we work on a music station
That'd be horrific actually
Not for everyone else
Because the microphones go off
For me
It'd be like living torture
Yeah well
Right
I'm not considering I'm not considering you in my answers, by the way.
No offence.
You're not a songbird.
Would you rather move to a...
You can relate to this one.
Would you rather move to a new city or town every week
or never be able to leave the city or town you were born in?
Oh, second one.
Really?
Yeah.
You'd rather stay in Stanthorpe this is for the
rest of your life for the rest of your life yeah yeah oh no ever ever yeah forever yeah so you've
never left your own hometown yeah so you've got no experience outside of stanthorpe queensland
no i thought you i thought we're going from now from this point now okay well in this version of
it yeah it's it's you you have never left home or you
could you can still visit home in the other one but you have to move to a new city every single
week oh that's punishing yeah but but exciting you haven't moved that much in your life no so
you don't really know how hard that is i'm in the same place for 10 years 15 years 20 years you have
to punish like you have to make new friends every week.
Yeah, but also, once you've slept with three people in Stanthorpe,
who else is there, you know?
Yeah, well, I mean, there's not even that many.
It's a good game.
There's heaps of these.
Do one more.
Would you rather be an average person in the present time
or would you rather be a king or queen of a large country 2,500 years ago?
What would you pick?
Average person today.
Me too.
Power, internet, warmth.
Mate.
People aren't going to stab me.
I don't have to marry my sister.
Mate, I'm a woman.
Of course I'm going to pick now.
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