ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd June 2022

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

We bring back That Don't Impressa Me Much. A couple has found out that they might be related. When weed wackers ruin the wedding. Bree is testing out a brand new game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast, where we found out today there's been an issue with our podcast. For some listeners, they've been receiving ads in a foreign language. I have a may, oh damn it, I may have a solution or a possible... What language? Yeah, I don't know, it didn't say. It didn't say, but we're thinking... How would you know unless you speak that language?

Well that's true, yeah. We're thinking, I might call the person and ask but um or someone from tequil they think that when this happens it's because uh the person is on a um uh what's it we are an ipn we go on an international a vpn visible panty line yeah so we think they're using a visible panty line to listen you know they might want to watch love island you know in the uk right so they're using a visible panty line to listen. They might want to watch Love Island in the UK. So they're invisible panty lining their way into the UK. But they text us, so they're here in New Zealand. Anyway, it's just funny if that is happening.

We'll get it sorted out. So I thought just to acclimatize people in case we do have any foreign language ads, we could all offer a saying in a foreign language. So if anyone knows any sentences in a foreign language. Bree, you might have a bit of Italian for us. Teromoto testa la minchia fanguro. Wow. Okay, that's a good one.

You want to translate that for us? I called Clint a little fucking bitch. Okay, that's not okay. I've got one. Yeah, Anastasia, you want to Dutch it up for us? Oh, I'm actually going German. Oh, German, okay. Okay, that's not okay. I've got one. Yeah, Anastasia, you want to dutch it up for us? Oh, I'm actually going German. Oh, German, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry. I don't like to, you know, I like to mix it up. She's so international. Halt the schnauzer dummkopf. Okay, you want to translate that for us? Sorry about a schnauzer dog. Kind of like, shut up, idiot.

Okay, that was a lot of that. So it's like, halt is stop, so it's like stop being a dumb idiot. Okay, that was a naughty thing. Halt is stop, so it's like stop being a dumb idiot. Very insulting. Or dumb person. New producer Claude, you got any foreign language for us? I'll give you some Spanish. Some Espanol. Barcelona.

Dos cervezas, por favor. Two drinks, please, sir. Two beers, please. Oh, that's a good thing. Keep learning that because the Gap Week is coming up. No, we're not going to Spain, please. Oh, that's a good thing. Keep learning that because the gap week is coming up. No, we're not going to Spain. You'll hear about that in the podcast. Yeah, well, we decided we're not, but you never know where you're going to end up. It's a good pocket phrase.

And then you just learn the numbers. You get as many beers as you want. What's the numbers again? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho. And that's as far as Handy Manny got, so I don't know the rest. I had a crush on Handy Manny. Did you? Who the hell is Handy Manny?

He's a cartoon. He's a cartoon. Oh, and he was good looking. That's exactly the same as the Italian way to count to ten. Is it? It's very close. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis. I learned mine from Ricky Martin.

Ole, ole, ole. Anyway, we're going learned mine from Ricky Martin. Ole, ole, ole. Anyway, we're going to run out of time. Ella, you got any foreign language for us? Kia ora. Oh, damn. Oh, that's not foreign. That's us. That's local.

Oh, sorry. I don't. The local tongue. I'll have to go English then. Bye. Bree smells like cheese. I'm happy with that. That was beautiful.

To say goodbye, we all say see you, see you later. It's time for you to go. We've got to go. Bye. I'm coming now. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Brie and Clint. Three, two, one.

It is Brie and Clint. G'day, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on a Wednesday of a short week that ends on a Thursday. Yeah baby. That's right and it's the Elvis Presley movie premiere tonight and I'm in full jumpsuit, full white jumpsuit, just for him. Yeah, I'm wearing the full black leather jumpsuit. You wish.

You wish you were wearing the full white jumpsuit. I am. It's pink. It's white underneath. I went wearing the full white jumpsuit. I am. It's pink. It's white underneath. I went through the wash with your red jumper. Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah, you're in the very special group of people who get to see it tonight. I think it comes out tomorrow. Tomorrow in cinemas, yes.

But I'm so excited. You can review it for us. I was just saying to you before, I've just seen the line-up for Glastonbury Festival because all of that's back on now and you can actually go and not worry that you're not going to get let back into New Zealand afterwards. The headliners for Glastonbury this year are Billie Eilish,

Paul McCartney, Kendrick Lamar and Diana Ross. Huge. That's massive. So big. That's going to be a great festival. TLC are on the line-up as well. I want TLC to be in the line-up for Friday Jams Live. Well, I feel like they could well be. If they're touring,

if they're doing Glastonbury, maybe they feel like popping down here for a festival. Wait, let me check the date. So Friday Jams Live is back in November. When's Glastonbury? Oh, it's in June. Oh, that's easily. Wait, it's now. It's this weekend. Oh my God, this line-up must have been out for ages.

Well, I'm not any better because I'm like, cool. It literally starts today. Cool, man. That's a massive lineup. That's breaking news on the Bree and Clint show, everybody. Too late to go if you want to go to Glastonbury. I mean, you could get there for the last day and see Diana Ross. Hey, that'll be the best day.

Let's kick it off. Let's get into Tradie vs. Lady. Shall we? And play for $50 cash thanks to KFC. The ZM Podcast Network. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady.

Did you play the clarinet? Didn't you play the butt trumpet? Welcome to Tradie vs. Lady where the scores are 54-42 in favour of the tradies. That's correct. Let's introduce the ladies first. She's 27. She's from Hawke's Bay, and she scored some jib in the jib shortage.

Welcome to the show. It's Catherine. Catherine, my only question for you, how much do you want for it? Yeah, how much you got? Honestly, how much do you want for it? Yeah, how much you got? Honestly, I'll charge you gold for it. Yeah, I know. You were playing for the ladies. Are you actually a tradie or are you just in the jib black market?

No, I actually work for a building company. Oh, buzzy. Right. You got any sriracha? Oh, the other sauce. What about olive oil? There's shortages in both those things. See, there's a shortage of gas for making fizzy

drinks now. There's a gas... Oh, God, we could go on forever. There's a shortage on everything. I know, right? What a time to be alive. Let's go to our tradie. He's 45. He's from the Tron and he loves range shooting. Welcome to the show, Lance. G'day He's from the Tron, and he loves range shooting. Welcome to the show, Lance.

G'day, Lance. How we doing, team? Are we talking clay bird shooting? Nah, just target shooting at this stage. I've got to save up for the shotgun to be able to do the clay bird shooting. Oh, yeah. What's your weapon of choice, Lance? Glock 17.

Oh, handgun. Okay. Jeez Louise. Okay, dangerous man to know. Your buzzer's tradie. Catherine, your buzzer is lady. First, two, 17. Oh, handgun. Okay. Jeez Louise. Okay. Dangerous man to know. Your buzzer's tradie. Catherine, your buzzer is lady. First two, three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC.

Good luck. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number one. The Barbie movie starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling is set to come out really soon, but it won't include the song Barbie Girl. Who sings that song? Tradie. Lance. Yeah, well done, Lance include the song Barbie Girl. Who sings that song? Trady. Lance.

Hades. Yeah, well done, Lance. Oh, my God. It is Aqua. Spot on the money. Lance, one of your favourites? Oh, I've got young kids. They love it.

Yeah, nice. They like to have it on at the shooting range. One to the tradies. Question number two. Name the popular 90s children's show that featured colourful creatures with TV screens built into their stomachs. Tradies. Lance. Teletubbies.

It is the Teletubbies. Dipsy. Number three. Two to the tradies. You can win it here, Lance. Is there a bonus for that if I can name them all? The Teletubbies. Yeah.

Tinky Winky and Dipsy. No bonus points. You really do have a lot of children, Lance. All right, here we go. Question number three. You need this one here, Catherine, to stop him, okay? Yeah. All right, here we go.

Buzz in as soon as you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, Lance for the win. Oh, so I've got the song name on my head. Three, two... Disney's Child. No. Great guess, though, Lance. Catherine, do you want to have a guess?

Macy Gray? No. Another good guess. We were looking for TLC. Waterfalls, TLC. No, that's okay. We'll carry on to question four. Here we go.

Question number four. Still two to the tradies. The price of fuel is continuing to rise. What do the numbers 91, 95 and 98 refer to at the pump? Tradies. Ladies. Lance for the win. Unleaded petroleum.

No, that's not what they represent. Catherine? The type of petrol. The octane. That's correct. That is spot on the money, Catherine. That's what we were looking for, yeah. It is the octane.

Nice work. You're on the board. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number five. Can you name the three primary colours? Ladies. Catherine. Blue.

Yes. Red. Yellow. She's got it. Oh, tie-break situation. What a comeback. You've come back. Here we go, guys.

This is for the win. Question number six. What is the nationality of driver's licence singer Olivia Rodrigo? Ladies. Yes, Catherine. Olivia Rodrigo. Go with your guess. Three, two, one.

Brazilian. No. Lance, do you want to have a guess? Spanish. No. She's American. That's all right. We move to question number seven.

This is still for the win. What sport would you be playing if you were competing for the Stanley Cup? Lady. Catherine. Catherine. Ice hockey. Yeah, she's done it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. What a comeback, Catherine. You nearly said soccer as well. She stopped herself though. Yeah. Well, put the $50 on top of your enormous pile of jib. Congratulations, you're our tradie versus lady champion. Everything's coming up, Catherine.

Sweet, cheers guys. You're welcome, mate. No worries, mate. Have a good day. Bree and Clint. It's producer Anastasia's final week on the show, and she sent us a late-night DM last night, and it just said, you up? Up to, mine said.

Up to. It said up to. Yeah, is that not how you guys message your colleagues? And then she sent me another message, and it said, I'm outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got a bit freaked out. Yeah, I said, is your partner home? Creepy.

No, what she actually said is, before she leaves, could we bring back an old favourite of the Bree and Clint show? That don't impress me much. It's called That Don't Impress Me Much. And it's really just a big old whinge fest, isn't it? It's where you're allowed. It's a safe space for you to get stuff off your chest. Yeah, absolutely.

We used Shania to lead us in. She's really safe space for you to get stuff off your chest. Yeah, absolutely. We use Shania to lead us in. She's really, she front and backs us and we'd love to invite you guys to tell us what don't impress you much.

So we'll give it a go and then we're going to open the phone lines to everybody to tell us what don't impress them much. what's really getting on your nerves

at the moment. Anastasia, it was your idea. Why don't you kick us off? Yep. You good?, it was your idea. Why don't you kick us off? Yep. You good? Okay, here we go. Okay.

So you didn't clean the communal toasty machine. Wait, wait, wait. I screwed it up on my first one. No, wait, wait. On my last one. You wanted this feature brought back so you could complain about a dirty toasting machine. I'm sorry.

If you're listening and you live in a flat or at your workplace, you've got a communal toasting machine. Guys, relatable. Where's the dirty toasting machine? Is it at your flat or your house? Or at work? I don't want to incriminate this.

My flatmates might be listening. Okay, all right. I know the feeling stage. Or a Jekyll for Australian audience. And it's like four-week-old cheese that's been melted onto the thing. See? Bree knows. I get it.

All right. All right. It's a good one. I'll go. I'll go. Okay. It's $180 for one tank of gas. That don't impress me much.

I paid $180 to fill up my car yesterday. Well, $178. How big's your car? It's a hatchback. It's a Golf. $178. Wait, wait, wait. What type of fuel was it?

It was the... You fancy schmancy. We're in a different tax bracket. Well, they told me it has to run on 98. Oh! What fancy schmancy? Holy. Still.

My car can run on an oily rag and hope. That don't impress me. Fair enough, though. That's ridiculous. Producer Claude You willing to give this a go? I'll give it a go You're in?

Okay here she comes Her first ever That don't impress me It's all about timing Okay So my car broke down On the weekend And the AA couldn't fix it

And it's still sitting On the side of the road Waiting to be towed. That don't impress me much. That was good. Where is it? I can't tell you. Where is it?

Oh, don't tell people. It's in South Auckland. Well, what if a friendly mechanic is listening? No one's going to steal it, mate. No one wants your broken car. It's two minutes from my house. What's wrong with it, fan belt? Fuel line.

Fuel line. Oh, you need to run your car on 98, mate. Oh, must be nice. I don't have that kind of money. All right, Brie. Okay. So you said yes, even though you know I only offered to be polite. That don't impress me much.

You're talking about the cup of tea that you made for producer Claude earlier? Yes, it was a good tea. Well, that's okay then. She didn't really want to make you a tea. She was just trying to be polite. I didn't want the tea. I was just testing her. Oh, wait.

I'll send him. We want to know what don't impress you much, okay? Bree and Clint. What don't impress you much? what don't impress you much, okay? Bree and Clint. What don't impress you much? That don't impress me much. Chance to get some stuff off your chest. And reconnect with Shania Twain. I get

that my fuel tank one before may not have been that relatable. Not relatable. I could have cheaped out on the gas, I guess. But, I mean, it's cheaper in the gas, I guess. But I mean, it's cheaper in the long run to use. But your European car can't run on relatable gas.

I've got one so I can relate to the true blue South Islanders. Okay, you ready for this? Okay. So it was negative six degrees in Wanaka this morning. Negative six degrees. And it was still dark at 7.30. My mate Liam sent me a Snapchat with the little temperature thing on it. And it was bloody dark. How about seven and negative six degrees?

No thanks. I sent him one back from my kitchen window. And it was full daylight. And I put the temperature thing on it. It was positive six degrees. Just as bad. I was freezing. We had the heat pump on. I bet you were.

You got another one you want to do for us? I got another one. Okay, so you want to talk to your friend on loudspeaker in a public place. That don't impress me much So you got to Yeah, fun for all of us. People walk around or they're on a bus and they're like on loudspeaker. I'm like, what's wrong with you?

I do that. I don't know why it seems like it's easier than putting it up to your ear. Not easier. I know, but it seems like it is. It's the same. Okay. Selma Jean is here. Hi, Selma Jean.

Hi, Selma Jean. Hi. You ready to get something off your chest? 120%. Okay, good. Oh, she's ready. Let's do that. Oh, I'm ready.

Okay. Oh, you think you're special. Oh, you think you're something else. Okay. Uh, okay. People mock me for drinking VBs. Yes, Elba Jean. That don't impress me much. I don't think it don't impress me much. The sweet, sweet taste of Victoria bitter.

Now, can I ask, when you're drinking those VBs, are you drinking them ironically or do you actually like the taste? I 120% love the taste. It hits my soul. It hits your soul. I'm with you, Selma Jean. I think underrated. Yeah.

Thank you. And do you know what? I actually went into a bar at one point and I said, would you guys ever consider, this is in New Zealand, by the way, would you guys ever consider, this was in New Zealand by the way, would you guys ever consider having VB on tap? And they were like, and I was like,

consider it, okay? They said, VB on tap? They're like, you can have one of our assortments of craft beers if you'd like. Get out of here,

Summer Jean. I was going a text in. Negative 11 degrees in Oamaru this morning. I don't impress me much. I feel like that should be an automatic RDO. RDO? RDO? What's RDO?

Rostered Day Off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, one of those. Is there not a thing here? I'm keen to get some RDOs, though. And get on the VBs. RDOs. ASAP. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here with big news for kids, I guess, and parents who are sick of watching the same two Frozen movies over and over and over again. Right, Dean? I'm excited to tell you that Frozen 3 is coming.

The first Frozen came in 2013, I think it was. Then we got Frozen 2, which was incredible. I think fun for the whole family, really. And now a number three is coming. Kristen Bell kind of spilled the beans. She said, here's the audio of her unauthorized announcement. Frozen 3, can we announce anything? I would like to officially announce, with zero authority, Frozen 3. Wow.

Is she going to get in trouble for that? I love her, eh? Yeah. She's so great. I love her. I think she might. Well, I don't know. Here's the thing.

I don't know how official it actually is, but she said that she obviously and Idina Menzel really want to do one. So this is a slam dunk, people. You know what I mean? Yeah. Frozen 3. Yeah. If you've got all the big stars wanting to be a part of it, do it.

Do it. There's no reason not to. No reason at all. Dean, were you with us in LA when we were chasing Channing Tatum and we met that girl at the cafe who was one of the voices on Frozen? That's right. Remember? I know exactly what you're talking about.

I wasn't with you, but I remember you meeting randomly that woman. I remember it. We met the momager and she was like, interview her. Interview her. She's on Frozen. It's my daughter. My daughter. She's on Frozen.

You guys have got a radio show? Interview her. She's on Frozen. And the daughter was there as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuzzy. Fuzzy times. Didn't find Channing Tatum, though, so swings and roundabouts.

That's the latest. Bree and Clint. Look, this is controversial. You've seen it, but it's in the news today. There's a couple who have been dating for two years who are considering taking a DNA test after allegedly discovering

that their mothers both indoor gardened with the same man around the time they were born. What? Carly and Mercedes are their names. They're both girls and they look remarkably similar. They do. I've seen the video.

They do look similar. They've got 600,000 TikTok followers and they have revealed that they think they could possibly be half sisters by virtue of the fact they may share the same biological father. So does that mean neither of them know who their biological dad is? It must. Yeah. It doesn't go into heaps of detail, but it must.

They must not know who their dad is and through conversations with their respective mothers, they've gone, wait, wait, wait, that guy sounds like the same guy. Do they both come from a small town? Because I grew up in a small town and there was always that risk. Did you have to carry around a copy of your family tree in your town growing up just to be safe? You know you joke, but I remember in high school it would have been grade 9

and there was this girl that was in our grade and this guy that was in our grade with the same last name. Yep. Right? And it wasn't like a last name like Smith. Right. It wasn't super common. Jones. Yeah, yeah.

It wasn't a super common last name. Black, yeah. And anyway, at one point people started talking about how they were dating. Right, okay. And you're like, oh, convenient, you don't have to change your last name. Well, my mind went straight to are they sure they're not cousins? Like are they positive? Yeah, how far up the tree have you climbed?

We all come from a small town and you have the same last name. Anyway, they dated for I want to say a few weeks and then it was like a conversation around our grade where people were like, oh, did you hear such and such? They broke up. Yeah. And it was because they were worried. Because they were related.

It was because they were worried their parents weren't 100% positive. Well, they've done that in the wrong order. They should have been worried about that beforehand. How far up the family tree do you have to climb, you know? Because if they really like – look, I'm not endorsing anything. I'm not suggesting anything. They kissed and everything. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

So if they really, really like each other, do they go, okay, let's go my parents. Like first cousins is a no-no. Then we'll go grandparents. Then we'll go great-grandparents. Like let's say – If we get to great-grandparents and we're clear, we're good. Let's say hypothetical for you. Let's say you started dating a girl, right?

And you found out that you- What is your limit? Like, first cousins, second cousins, third cousins, fourth cousins. Yeah. What if you found out you were fourth cousins? I don't know how the cousins things worked, but if we shared a relative in the 1900s, I would be concerned. I mean, you would be concerned.

Yeah, I'd be concerned. Yeah, yeah. 1900s. A relative within the last hundred years. Yeah, same, same. Same here. Look, there's a question mark over these girls, Carly and Mercedes,

as to whether they're telling the truth or whether it's a lot of people think it might be a stunt for attention. That's what I think. Because they're both good looking and they look very similar. So it's like, oh, people might believe that my sister's. I'm not saying that is what they're doing. But if it is that, weird way to get attention, eh? Yeah, I feel like.

Surprise, we're doing incest. You know, I'd rather say someone might be my distant cousin than my half-sister, you know? And we've been hooking up for two years. But I mean, good story. It's obviously hooked people in. Hey, we're talking about it! This is the problem with this TikTok generation

though, and all social media. They've already put up a poll that anyone can vote on, and the poll is, if we find out we are related, should we break up? Yes or no? Don't give that to people to decide. There's a TikTok trend that starts where it's like, how many of your cousins can you kiss?

Bree and Clint. Right now on the show, I thought I could potentially pitch a new game for the Bree and Clint show. Okay. And here it is. What's My Age Again, Clint? Yeah. The idea of this game.

Correct. That was amazing. You win. Wow, game over, yeah. Wait, what month? January. You win. Wow, I'm so good at this.

One more point. What day? The 4th. 4th? 3rd. Wow, I'm so good at this. One more point. What day? The 4th. 4th? 3rd. Oh, so close. 3rd? It was the 3rd.

I got it. So essentially how the game works, the idea behind it is that I thought you kind of can tell someone's age group sometimes based on certain questions. Yeah, things they're into, right? You know, like maybe it's what cartoons did they love as a kid? Yeah. Like what was big for them? Yeah.

And you can kind of tell what era, what decade they're from. There are old souls and young souls that will throw this game off, but I think we can generalise a little bit, can't we? Well, we're going to try anyway. Okay, so what do we do? So essentially we're going to get our player on. That's you, Rebecca. G'day.

Good morning. It's afternoon. Good afternoon. Okay, all right. That's okay, Bec. She's a bit confused. Does that give anything away about her age? No.

Well, maybe. She might have just climbed out of bed. Bec, so how this is going to work is we're going to ask you a few questions and you just answer honestly, and then Clint and I are going to have a go at guessing what decade you were born in. Okay. And then if we get that right, we'll keep guessing what year, what month, what date.

We're going to see if we can pinpoint the exact date of your birth, Rebecca. So first thing, I'll find out a bit about you. Can I ask a question first? You sure can. Rebecca, when you think of James Bond who is James Bond to you? What actor is quintessentially James Bond to you? Oh, I need to think It's not Daniel Craig

I think it's the one before that Pierce Brosnan Yeah, I think it's Pierce Brosnan The guy from Mamma Mia Okay, good That's helpful for me, thank you That tells me a lot because Bond is Pierce Brosnan for me.

Right, okay. Right? Yeah. So if that gives you any help, Clint. Okay, Beck, my question for you is what was your first ever mobile phone? It was a Nokia. Like, I think it's 1100. Did it have an aerial?

No, it didn't. No, it didn it have an aerial? No, it didn't. No, it didn't have an aerial. So we're talking before the 3315. I don't even know which one that is. Which one is that? It was over, yeah. It had no aerial. It was after the pokey-uppy aerial one.

Gotcha, okay. Bec, a couple more questions to figure you out. Who's your favourite, your quintessentially favourite band or singer? Oh, I really like Queen. Queen? Or Elton John, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, but see, they're timeless though. They are.

Those artists. But I think that coupled with Pierce Brosnan, I think I'm getting her. Beck, last question. Did you ever back in the day watch MTV Cribs? No, I didn't. Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

I think I know too. Okay, let's discuss first. So we have to guess decade. The decade, yeah. Rebecca was born in the late 70s, I think. Do you think so? I think 70s, yeah. Because we were both born in the 80s.

Yeah. And I definitely watch MTV Cribs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Go 70s? I think we'll go 70s. Rebecca, were you born in the 70s?

No. No! Okay, what was it? Was it the 80s? The 90s. The 90s. I knew it! Oh my God, we're so far off.

I should have trusted my dad. How is Pierce Brosnan your Bond? You wouldn't... Okay, all right, fine. Okay, we didn't get the decade. Maybe we can get the year and the 90s. We're going to give it a go. Let's try and get the year.

I reckon I've got a gut feeling it's 96. Okay, yeah, 1996. No, it's earlier. You reckon it's earlier? Yeah, it's 1992. Okay, I'll go with you again. Rebecca, are you born in 1992? I sure am.

Oh. That's good. Because it had to be earlier. If she knows Pierce Brosnan, it has to be earlier. That's so true. Okay. Okay, 1992. Let's go.

Month. The month. Again, I would urge you to go as early as possible. So I would say February. I'd say February, but you can... Oh, she seems more like an April. Do you want to meet in the middle and go March? Okay, let's go March.

Rebecca, are you born in March? Nope. Don't say February. When were you born? I'm born in June. Okay, all right. No, we're way off. We're way off.

Last one today. We've got absolutely no chance of this. My sister was born on the 18th of June. Do you just want to go the this. My sister was born on the 18th of June. Do you just want to go the 18th? Are you born on the 18th of June? I sure am. Oh! Okay, all right, not bad.

Not bad. Not too bad. We got two out of four for that one. For our first go. So the aim of the game, Clint, is we play once a week and hopefully we can get the whole lot. Rebecca, thank you for being our first ever contestant on What's My Age Again, okay? You're so welcome.

You were fantastic, Bec. Thank you for aiding me to be like 15. I was going to say, you're a bit of an old soul with your music and your movies. I definitely am. And hey, Bec, happy birthday for last week. No, thanks so much. No worries, mate. That was a nice touch there.

That was good, eh? Bree and Clint. I found out yesterday, blew my frickin' mind, Harry Styles is six foot tall. Yeah. What? He's six foot.

He's a big boy. Did you see, they were saying he did a performance in London in the last couple of days and they're comparing him to Freddie Mercury. No way.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. In what respect Yeah. Really? Yeah. In what respect? Stage presence? Yeah, performance. Wow. Not moustache?

No. No. Not yet. Not yet. Give it time. Hey, when you were last flatting, did you cook meals as a flat or did you cook individually? Oh, no, you guys lived off Uber Eats, didn't you?

No, we did cook as a flat. Did you? We each had a night and so there was five of us you? Yeah, we each had a night, and so there was five of us. Yeah. And, yeah, we each had a night throughout the week. What were the nights, Sunday through Thursday? Yes. Yes.

Sunday through Thursday. Flag Friday and Saturday out. Because Friday and Saturday, no one was at home usually. At party time, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, look, a group of Dunedin students with stuff, actually, the news agency, have tried to figure out once and for all what's the better cooking situation.

Is it to cook dinner as a flat or is it to all cook individual meals? I think they mean from like a money side of things. Not for your own mental well-being side of things. Well, I think those are two different things, right? Because it has to be, I think, I feel like it has to be substantially cheaper for you to go, this is, I'll put up with the hassle of having to do shared dinners

because it is a hassle, right? It is because then you have to let people know if you're going to be there or not. Plus you're young, bold and free. You've got to be tied to the kitchen one night a week. You also have to deal with if one of the people in the flat's a crappy cook. Yeah, big time.

And you have to eat their meals once a week. Let's chew through the detail quickly, okay? They based it off cost first of all. They reckon that each of them when they were cooking for themselves was spending $5 a meal for a meal alone, to cook alone. Once they drew up a meal plan for the flat for the week, five meals, five people cooking, they did a grocery shop of everything they needed to do all the meals. And it came out at $159.50.

It's about $5.30 per meal per person. So it's more expensive. It's slightly more expensive to do it that way. But they found out that with that they got healthier meals because when you're cooking for other people, you tend to make it a more full and complete meal, vegetables, things like that. If it was just me, I'd just have macaroni and cheese every night. Exactly right. You have to think about this.

Plus they found out they had enough for seconds and leftovers. Okay. So it's a bit different. But then who gets the seconds and leftovers? It was always a dilemma in our flat. Whoever cooked first. Whoever cooked goes first, I think. Whoever cooked it gets the leftovers.

But then there's politics. Because in our flat, I believe it was, I think, the boys got to take the leftovers or if they wanted a bit more because, you know, they're boys. Oh, that doesn't seem fair. And I was like, that was a delicious meal. I want to have that for leftovers. Bree's like, I could eat you under the table. I literally

could. Give me some lasagna. So it came out slightly more expensive, but better economically. But what it really revealed is that it's just too much fricking effort. They had people that we said who weren't always home to eat. They had people who couldn't cook on their night last minute. They had to pull out and everyone's waiting

for dinner. If they shared a block of cheese across a couple of meals, like if you were doing a lasagna and I was doing a spag bowl or something, someone got pissed off that someone used too much cheese in their meal and there wasn't enough cheese left for their meal. Oh, my God, kill me now. I cannot think of anything worse. What about if it's the situation where you have to cook for four or five other people and then someone goes, oh, I don't like garlic.

I'm vegan now. I'm vegan now. We have to eat vegan meals. And then someone's like, oh, I can't eat onion. I'm allergic to it. So then you end up just having literally air. Plus, you're 18 or 19. You don't have that many meals in your repertoire.

No. You're like, okay, how do I cater for a celiac, a vegan, pescatarian? They're out the window. You know, it's too bloody hard. But maybe it works. I don't know. I just think that you are opening yourself up to conflict within the flat in that situation, right?

Some flats can make it work. Some flats are amazing. I think you have to really, really care about each other to make it work. You have to care about each other's well-being and want to make sure that they're well-fed and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but how often does that happen? Right. Truly caring for someone else.

Yuck. You're mainly flatmates more than family. Yeah. Usually, right? Yeah. I just, I mean, it worked in our flat, but I think it's because we were all a little bit older, you know, and I think people were like, I don't want to have to cook every night

so we were all kind of like open to anything. And you guys were all okay cooks so I thought we could ask the question this afternoon did food destroy the flat? What was the food situation and did it go wrong? Was it a cooking arrangement that caused

a fight that was the end of the flat? Was it a particular meal that someone cooked too often that tore the flat to shreds? Maybe someone never bought groceries and they said going to the supermarket was just going to the flat pantry. Did someone take the money and run for the food? Oh, yeah, true. Whatever it was, we want to hear your stories this afternoon. You can dob in your old flatmates. You welcome to do that bri and clint is it in bri and clint

brand new music from japanese artist joji it's called glimpse of us we want to know this afternoon did a meal destroy the flat or a cooking arrangement or just something to do with food and groceries? We talked before about this flat who are experimenting with group cooking. There's five of them in Dunedin. They did a group what? Experimenting with group cooking. They did a shop for the whole flat. Five meals, five people, $159.

That's so cheap, by the way. Someone's texted in and said, bro, $150 for a week worth of food in today's climate, I wish. You wouldn't have a watermelon in that grocery shop. No, you wouldn't have one of those. $100 gone right there. Well, you could. You'd just only have $50 for the food to go

with it. To their credit, they're doing full like Otago uni student cooks. We're talking a slab of the cheapest mints, a tin of tomatoes, an onion and some pasta. Yeah. That's what's on the list. Which is a complete meal.

Good to go. But they're doing it, they're born on a budget. Yeah, I mean, they're not buying pine nuts in that shopping list, are they? No, absolutely right. So we're asking, did a meal situation destroy your flat? Someone texted us in and said, I blew up the microwave making a special gluten-free meal for someone.

We argued over who should pay for the microwave, me or the gluten-free person. Who pays for it? That's a hard one. I feel like the person who blew the microwave up. That's who's paying for it. But I would be upset at the gluten-free person. I love the idea of blaming the gluten-free person

for you blowing up the microwave. I wouldn't have blown up the microwave if you weren't gluten-free. Our first flatty wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Your flatmate complained about the groceries. Is that right?

Yeah, so I was nice and I decided that I would cook. In the weeks we all worked, I loved cooking, they would just pitch in and then I had one flatmate constantly, last minute, not being home. Yeah, annoying. And then they got annoyed that I would ask them for the money for the groceries

because they went home. Yeah. A couple nights a week. I've had this exact situation. I had a flatmate go away for a week the day of the grocery shopping and she's like, oh, I won't be there to eat those groceries, so I won't be paying this week. I was like, that's not how it works. You didn't tell us you were going away. Oh, you'd already bought the groceries.

Already bought the groceries. I was like, oh, that's fair enough if she's not going to be there. You've got to let her know in advance. Yeah, yeah. Can I ask Anonymous, would you guys put food aside for her or that's not how it works? Yeah, I started doing that and she said,

why are you doing that? I'm not going to eat it. And then she, yeah, she just got real puffy at us and then she ended up moving out after a couple of months. You guys weren't compatible. You weren't compatible.

Yeah, weren't compatible. If they were putting the leftovers away and she doesn't like to eat leftovers, stiff titties, that's your fault. Stiff titties. Is that a saying? Shannon's here. It is now.

Shannon's here. Hi, Shannon. G'day, how are you? Your flat fight was over cheese, is that right? Oh. Yeah. I'm going to feel this one. We used to have a shared account,

so we'd do the flat shopping, and we'd all have a day that we'd cook, and we'd buy one of the big kilo blocks of cheese. And like this is back in the day, so it wasn't so expensive as it is now. Yeah. And one of my flatmates polished off the entire block of cheese in three days. They ate a kilo of cheese in three days by themselves? Yep.

Shannon, I can't believe you've called the radio station. We went through something. I thought we sorted it out. I love cheese. The good news about that flatmate, though, I believe you've called the radio station. We went through something. I thought we sorted it out. I love cheese. The good news about that flatmate, though, if they ate a kilo of cheese in three days, they'd be saving you money on toilet paper because there's no way they'll go number twos for a bit.

True. Also, Shannon, I want my pink shirt back. I know you have it. I love this text. Someone said, we had some friends stay with us for a month or so and they would cook dinner for themselves and then leave whatever was left over in the pan while they ate their dinner so we had to wait till they had finished and cleaned up till we could eat.

What a psychopath. So I wonder if they've offered for them to stay and then they don't even cook dinner for them. Finally, Alana, tell us about when food destroyed the flat. So, honestly, this all happened in Dunedin as well. But my ex and I, we lived with four other people. We said, cool, we'll cook. We like saying we'll cook as long as you guys clean up.

And everyone was like, that's amazing. You guys do that. Perfect. So one night we cooked a lovely crockpot meal and then people proceeded to clean up everything but the crockpot itself. And that crockpot sat there for about three months before I gave in and cleaned it.

Three months? Three months. Wait, wait, wait. You guys had a war of attrition, a silent battle over a crockpot not being cleaned for three months? Yeah, 100%. Oh my God, that's the most passive-aggressive shit

I've ever heard. Alana, was it soaking though? Because you know some stuff has to soak for at least three months. I do think some water was added to it and then just went. That's such a lazy cop-out,

isn't it? I do it all the time. I'm not eating out of that crock pot, by the way, after three months. Ever again. Just for the record, stiff titties. Someone's texted and they think the saying you're looking for is tough titties. But stiff titties works too.

I'm good with stiff titties. I'll take either or. Yeah, you wanted us to say tough titties? Stiff titties, mate. Stiff titties, more so in cold weather.

It's time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's what happens when... Fastest fingers in radio, baby. That's what happens when Google goes down.

It's a little bit of lag time. This is where we find the fastest Googlers in New Zealand. And if you think you can take on the team this afternoon, you're a fast Googler, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. You can call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. BYOD. BYOD. Bring your own device.

Yep. Yeah, we're not providing you a Googling device. Get off the grass. We'll play after AJRZM. Get up, I get down, and I'm jumping around. I'm a rumpus and rock. It's a comfortable night. Been a hell of a ride, but I'm thinking it's time to go. Bang, bang, bang.

So I got an apartment across from the park. Cooking wine in my fridge. Still I'm not feeling grand. Been a hell of a ride, but I'm thinking it's time to go. Let's go out with some bang Bang, bang, bang I'm way too young to lie here forever I'm way too old to try So whatever, come hang Let's go out with some bang Bang, bang, bang

Feel like I'm gonna puke Cause my taxes are due Do my password begin with a one or a two? Been a hell of a ride, but I'm thinking it's time to grow. Metronome. Man, I'm up to something.

Udi-ladido, thank you all for coming. I hope you like the show, cause it's on the budget. So Udi-ladido, yeah. Come on, here we go, yeah. Here we go. So put your best face on. Everybody pretend you know this song.

Everybody come hang. Let's go out with some bang. Bang, bang, bang. I'm way too young to lie here forever. I'm way too old to try. So whatever, come hang Let's go out with some bang Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Better run, I'll be right Better thing, anytime Take a look So put your best face on Everybody pretend you know this song Everybody come hang Let's go out with a bang Bang, bang, bang

Here we go So put your best face on Everybody pretend you know this song Everybody come hang Let's go out with a bang Bang, bang, bang Zinn and Brianne Clint. It's AJR and Bang. It's time for producer Anastasia's last ever Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?

What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's right. Producer Anastasia is flying the coop and this will be her last game ever of Google Down. I can feel a tear coming on. Unless you call in. What, for Google Down?

She loves this game. You know, this is my favourite segment. Unless you call in on your own time and play. Oh, yeah, actually, I probably would do it. I mean, you can if you want to. This is where I ask a question. Everyone here, the team, will Google it as fast as they can. The first person to scream out the most common answer that comes up on Google gets a point.

First to three points wins. Large group playing in studio. They'll all be taking on Millie. Hi, Millie. G'day, Millie. Hello. Mate, what are you Googling on this afternoon? What am I?

Oh, on my iPhone. Okay, perfect. That means everyone in here will also use a phone to make it fair. Just checking. I've got you back, Millie. That's good. here will also use a phone to make it fair. Just checking. I've got your back, Millie. That's good. The crew has got phones. I will ask the question.

First person to yell out the most common answer for that question on Google gets a point. You set, Millie? I'm ready. All right, mate. Here we go. Question number one. What's Travis Barker's middle name? Travis Barker currently dating... Land Travis Barker, currently dating Courtney. Landon.

Landon. Oh. Landon. I'm so bad at this. That was quite a quick round but Anastasia got it. It is Landon. I believe he named his son. Yeah, I was just going to say that. Landon. And Alabama. Fun fact. One to producer Anastasia. Good start Anastasia. Don't choke from here.

Yeah, a lot of pressure. A lot of pressure. Like if you lose this game, you've pretty much lost every game. You've sullied your record, yeah. Because you're only as bad as your last game. Okay, here we go. Question number two. At what age did Captain Cook die?

At what age? Come on, come on. That's right. Who was that? That was producer Claude. Come on, 50. That's right. Who was that? That was producer Claude. Spot on the money. I nearly just swore. Oh, my gosh.

Claudia, quick on the buttons. Are you sure you want to beat me on my last? Oh, sorry. I just wanted to be in the game, but I'll hold back. Claudia, don't you dare. Okay, I won't hold back. She's taking your job and your title. Millie, also, that goes for you. I want you to win this, okay? You're right in this game. Look, I was in first Okay, I won't hold back. She's taking your job and your title. Millie, also, that goes for you.

I want you to win this, okay? You're right in this game. Look, I was in first there, I swear. Okay, point to Millie then because I trust her. Point to Millie, point to Anastasia, point to Claudia. That makes it fair. Here we go, question number three. How many seasons are there of Sesame Street?

Come on, come on, come on. 51. No. No, that's incorrect. What? My Wi-Fi's not working. Yeah, I've got 51. I've got 52.

My Wi-Fi's not working. That's not fair. Can I go for a re-entry? No, you can't. Oh, what the heck? I've got 52. Clint, just say 52. I, you can't. Oh. I got 52. Clint, just say 52. I'm going to give it to Ella who said 52.

Technically, they're in their 53rd. Right. But it hasn't finished, so I would have accepted 52 or 53. Oh, was that you, Producer Claude? Yeah, I was just going to give Ella the point. No, we need a winner in this. We need to get this done. Producer Claude, that was you.

I'll take it. Two to Claudia. Producer Anastasia's wondering. Am I on get this done. Producer Claude, that was you. I'll take it. Producer Claudia. Producer Anastasia's wondering. Am I on one? You're on one. Okay, come on. And Millie's on one. Okay, at this stage, Ella and I are out of the game.

It's down to Millie, Claudia and Anastasia. Come on, Millie. Here we go. Question number four. How many volcanoes are there in Auckland? 53. Was that Claudia? That's off the top of my head.

Is that right? She's done it. She's done it. Wow, that was one of the most incredible air balls I've ever seen. Me and my friend wanted to climb all of them, but most of them have been quarried, so they don't exist anymore. Anastasia. I mean, you can't be angry at that.

What a guess. I think I'm going to go home. That was a Hail Mary. That was incredible. I don't think I ever want to see her again. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Lucky you're leaving. That was incredible, Producer Claude. There she is. Maybe the new queen of Google Down. Will you pass the crown over? You can have my crown. I'm sweating a little bit.

No, well done. That's awesome. Hey, Millie, you got on the board, so you walk away with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Nice work. Oh, thank you. No worries, Millie.

Have a good Arvo, mate. Who knows the exact number of volcanoes in Auckland off the top of their heads? It was so quick, too. She goes 53. 53, nonchalantly. She's so cool. The new queen.

Look, a couple's wedding has gone viral in the past week for all of the wrong reasons. So there was this couple who decided they were going to have their wedding in their backyard. Yeah, I like that. Because they have a lovely yard and they could fit all the guests. And it's free. And it's free.

You know, save a bit of money on the venue. And it was at the point when the bride was about to walk down the aisle that the next-door neighbour decided she would mow her lawns. Oh, nah. Yeah. Nah. Yeah. Okay, did the neighbour know that she was having a wedding?

Well, it's pretty obvious when there's a wedding happening, isn't there? And they believe she did it on purpose. Oh, that's not odd. I mean, pretty clearly, you know, it was on purpose. It's not very nice. We've got a bit of audio here of what it sounded like during the vows, I believe. She's got the weed eater out. Yeah, she had the weed whacker out in force.

She needed to do the trim. She did not. You know what she needed to do? She needed to clean up her yard the day before for her neighbour's wedding to be nice so the whole neighbourhood looked nice. I would be ropeable. Yeah. Like how disrespectful. And I don't know the back story. We don't know the relationship.

It doesn't really say much about that. But I mean you have to be a piece of work to do that to someone. That's ruder than starting your lawnmower before 8am on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's way, God, I hate those people too.

By the way, the time you're allowed to start your lawnmower on the weekend. What time? You say what you think, I'll say what I think at the same time. Three, two,

one, 9am. 2pm. Yeah, 9am, 9am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Look, I mean. Ifpm. Yeah, 9am, 9am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. Look, I mean. If you're not up by 9, too bad.

Well, it depends what I've done the night before. Well, then you can enjoy some dulcet lawnmowers. You know, it also makes me feel bad because I'm like, people are achieving things, you know. You know, on a secret, that's part of the reason we do it. Right. It's that feeling of superiority. Oh so you're the person

at 8am starting the lawnmower. God I bet your neighbours are glad you're moving. Look I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800 DIAL ZM what ruined

the wedding day? Oh okay. Because like I mean I feel like that ceremony like was ruined. Yeah because that's what everybody would have been focusing on. Rather than focusing on the moment, they were going,

they're focusing on the weed whacker. Yes, and people said they couldn't even hear the vows because of how loud it was. And you'd be devastated by it. It's ruined. The ceremony's ruined. You'd be, I mean, weddings can be stopped, though. You can say to the minister, wait, wait, just stop for a second,

stop for a second. Can you shut up? You know, like tell her straight up. So apparently they did. Or they asked her, you know, can you stop? And she was like, nah. Oh, now that's rude. I'm not stopping.

That's so rude. I remember at my uncle's wedding, and I was quite young, and it was in a church, and all the, you know, bridal party was up on the stage you know as they do yeah and during the ceremony one of the one of the groomsmen looked really ill yeah like looked so ill and then all of a sudden he started to like rock around he was swaying and then he fainted on the stage. Right. Okay.

Yeah, they would do it. No, but it wasn't even, it got worse because then when he came to, he then vomited. Oh, gross. And the whole ceremony. Groomsman, not groom. No, the groomsman. Right, okay.

Yeah, and I reckon. You can get rid of a groomsman. Yeah. You can't sub out the groom. They had to take him out of the church. I can't remember what he vomited into, but not ideal. Attention seeking either way. Well, it wasn't his fault.

Unless he had a big night the night before. Bit of a diva. Oh, $800 at the end, what ruined the wedding? Bree and Clint. A couple decided to have their wedding in the backyard and just about when the bride was about to walk down the aisle, the neighbour decides to get out the weed whacker and do her lawns. Someone texts us and goes,

well, they should have invited the neighbour to the wedding. No, I don't think that's how it works. I don't think that's how you get an invite by threatening to ruin the wedding. You know? If you don't invite me, I'm going to make the happiest day of your life. One of the worst. I mean, they should have told her that there was a wedding there, which they might have.

We don't know. Someone texts through a similar story and they said it was a really flash West Auckland winery wedding. Everything was outside and a neighbouring farmer decided to pull out a dirt bike and blast around for 20 minutes during the vows. Yeah, see, they don't put that in the brochure, do they, when they sell you the venue? You know how loud a dirt bike is?

So loud. Let's talk to Rani first. Kia ora, Rani. Hello, mate. Hi there. Who ruined the wedding? Well, it was my cousins. They had a bit too much to drink and I had candles on the table

and we basically, we wired the whole venue with tables and the tablecloths and everything. And they set the tablecloths on fire. They set the tablecloths on fire? You're kidding me. They were so drunk they set your wedding on fire? Yep. And what happened? Did a fire extinguisher have to be pulled out? Oh, there was flowers on the table,

so they just pulled the flowers closer and they just dusted with the water on the table. Oh, the water and the vase. Well, that's quick thinking for drunk people, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. You really have your wits about you when you've been drinking, don't you? They don't sound like the favourite cousins.

We'll give them that. Sarah's here. Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Kia ora. Who ruined the wedding, Sarah? So my father-in-law's now ex-partner had a real bad drinking problem and she was completely gone by about 6.30.

We hadn't even eaten yet. And she had to be escorted off the premises before we even, like, it was not good. Yeah. Yeah, free alcohol. Yeah. Not a good combo. And she went and stole all the sort of favours off other people's tables. She stole all the party favours off other people's tables.

Oh, no, she's a kleptomaniac drunk. Imagine the anxiety that woman would have had the next day. She would be in the horrors, something shocking, right? Yeah, someone said, there's so many texts on this, someone texted her and said,

the celebrant kept getting the bride's name wrong throughout the ceremony. We've talked about this, that's unforgivable as a celebrant. You only have two names that you need to remember. You can forget every other name.

You just have to remember those two. Yeah, exactly. Someone else said, my dad had a stripper for his stag do and his best mate decided it would be a good idea to spread the photos of her giving him a lap dance around at the wedding reception. That's, oh my God.

Not a great time to do that, you know. That is so. Not a great time to do that. That is so. Not a great time. Read the fricking room. Oh, there's text. Just picture this. Someone texted through and they literally just said,

I had diarrhea on my wedding day. I hope it wasn't the bride in the white dress. Ben's here. Your groomsman ruined the wedding. Yeah, yeah. What did he do, Ben? So yeah, here. Your groomsman ruined the wedding? Yeah. What did he do, Ben? So yeah, one of my groomsman's speeches brought up my dead mum

and then also continued jokes about it. Oh, mate. Excuse me, he told jokes about your deceased mother? Yeah, yeah. Mate, is he who is this guy? Is he one of your good mates or was he just like, you know, a pity groomsman where you're like, I need another one because my,

you know, my partner's having. Make up numbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a mate, but yeah, I haven't really talked to him since. Did those jokes. Really? You haven't talked to him since. How'd those jokes go down in the room, Ben?

It was one of the most uncomfortable things I've been a part of, especially when you're sitting right next to your family. Oh, Ben, you poor thing. I feel so bad for you. Finally, Tracey's here. G'day, Trace. Hi, Tracey. Hi, guys.

Who ruined the wedding, Tracey? Oh, honestly, I'm shaking, just so angry from the day. Like, there was the, you know, the ceremony was amazing. Out West as well, like that text you guys were talking about. Beautiful. It got to the point where I was about to do my vows and I was really nervous. And then all of a sudden the neighbour decided, cool, let's get out the dirt bikes and just, you know, start racking up a storm.

And we were filming it as well for people that couldn't be there because of COVID. Wait, so you're telling me, so that wasn't you that texted through about the dirt bike? No. Maybe you were at the same wedding venue. We've got to find out what this West Auckland wedding venue is. To be fair, you did book a West Auckland wedding, Tracy, so you did get a full West Auckland wedding experience, you know? Yeah, and we got a burnout at the end, so that really added to it.

Right, there you go. Can you imagine? Right, so Robbo, this is what we're going to do. When they say I do and they kiss, that's when we get all the dirt bikes together and we do a big burnout. I want to pass your bridesmaid. She'll be turned on by my burnout. Great.

So sweet. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. on by my burnout. Great. So sweet. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Welcome to the machine that is Birthday Banger. Here's how it works. You call us, tell us your birthday.

We figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th and then we play our favourite one in full. Love this game. Let's start off with Raewyn this afternoon. Kia ora, Raewyn. Hi, Raewyn. Kia ora. How are you, mate? I'm good now that I've finished work. Oh, good to hear, Raewyn.

Good feeling. Whereabouts do you work? I don't want to say. Fair enough, Raewyn. Oh, dodgy, dodgy, Raewyn. Fair enough. Raewyn's an undercover agent. She works for the CIA. Yeah, or the FBI, even though we're in New Zealand. Raewyn, what's your birthday?

23 October 1968. That means you were 16 in 1984. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this was number one. All we have to do now Oh, my God. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this was number one. Oh, my God. Love this song from George Michael. I was in the toilets earlier and they had one of our sister stations coast on.

Were they playing this? They were playing Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me. Great song. The live version with Elton John in it as well. Raewyn, you're a fan of George Michael? I was a big fan of Wham in the time. Yeah, Wham is great. RIP George Michael. RIP George Michael.

Okay, wait there, Rae. We're going to go to Emma. G'day, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, thanks.

How are you? That's good, mate. What are you up to for the long weekend? I've got football over at Tauranga City. Oh, nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, go and watch them. What's your team?

They're Tauranga City United. I watch all teams. Go Tauranga City United. Come on, United, get up. Been with them for 20 years. Good stuff. Amazing. Let's go to Mel quickly.

Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi there. Left on the edge of our seats. I know. We've's go to Mel quickly. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi there. Left on the edge of our seat. I know. We've just got to change the song out for Mel. For Emma. We'll be straight back, Emma.

Wait there. But Mel, we're just as excited about yours. Who's that? My twin daughters have been begging me for months to ring up to do birthday bangers. Oh, let's do it. Sitting with me being like jumping out of this and so excited to say hi. Oh, yeah. Put them on. Oh, let's do it. Sitting with me being, like, jumping out of this and so excited to say hi. Oh, yeah, put them on.

Hi, girls. Hi. Hi. What are your names? Amelia, Morgan. Amelia and Morgan. Well, Amelia and Morgan, I'm hoping for your guys' sake, your mum can win birthday banger,

but we need to figure it out first, and that means, Mel, we need your birthday. The 17th of November, 1974. Right. That means you were 16 in 1990. And here's your birthday banger. Banger. An absolute banger.

Absolute banger. Absolute banger from Delight. I bet that one takes you back. Oh, yes. What a tune. Okay, wait there, girls. We're going to go back to Emma. Emma, are you there?

Yep. Let's run the computer for you one more time. We've got the song now. Here we go, Emma. Let's figure it out. Your 16th birthday back in 1990, and here it is. Three stone cold bangers this afternoon. Do you like that, Emma, from MC Hammer? Yeah, I used to play that all the time.

Yeah. Remember the dance, Emma? Yeah. Okay, wait there. Oh, I don't know what to vote for this afternoon. This is really hard. I think MC Hammer is the most fun. The MC Hammer song is really fun.

I think the Wham song is the most legendary. Yep. And I think the Groove in the Heart is the coolest. It's got so much nostalgia, that song. Okay, let's cut to the chase. You say it at the same time as me. I really don't know today. Three, your gut tells you which one to vote for. Three, two, one. Groove is in the Heart. You say it at the same time as me. I really don't know today. Three. Your gut tells you which one to vote for.

Three, two, one. Groover's in the heart. There we go. We're on the same page. And we've made three people happy this afternoon. Mel and daughters, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Mel, are you there?

Awesome. There she is. Amelia, Morgan, this one's for your mum. Thanks for calling up. Bugger to keep calling ZM. We love it. Brian, Morgan, this one's for your mum. Thanks for calling up. Bugger to keep calling ZM. We love it. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree, honest question for a second. Do you pee in the ocean? Absolutely, Clint. Do you? Yeah, I think I do. I mean, I think it feels amazing. Yeah. It feels natural.

Well, I'm definitely not getting out of the ocean, walking all the way up the beach wet. To a gross public toilet. Looking for a public toilet barefoot. Going into a yucky public toilet and doing my wee in there. Nah. It's in the ocean. I'm going where God asked me to do it, in the ocean,

so I can have a little pool of warmness for a bit. There's nothing wrong with it. Not near people, though. Not near other people. Oh, you know, there's been times. Oh, yuck. This is important news for anyone planning a trip to Spain. Español.

Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. A popular holiday resort in Spain has banned peeing in the sea. Tourists who pee in the sea are facing fines of $1,250. Look, my only question, how would they know? Exactly right.

Exactly right. How would they know? Prove it. How would they know? No one's going to know. Okay. There was that rumour when we were growing up that there was a chemical in the public pools. Did you have this?

Yeah. And if you peed in the pool, the water would turn blue. It's a myth. It's a myth. It's a myth. I tested it. Unless they're willing to fill the ocean with that imaginary chemical, there's no way to enforce it. No, there's enough chemicals in the ocean that we've put there already.

Yeah, surely it's a scare tactic. Nah. Yeah. There's no way they'd ever be able to police that. Number twos, maybe. Sure. Yeah, number twos is a whole different category. And for the record, I do not number twos in the ocean.

No. No, I do not. Have I before? I can't 100% say with certainty that there hasn't been an emergency. Really? Like, I'm pretty sure I haven't. Oh, you're yuck. I'm pretty, I said I haven't.

If you don't know, that's yuck enough. I'm pretty sure I haven't. Oh, you're yuck. I'm pretty, I said I haven't. If you don't know, that's yuck enough. I'm pretty sure I haven't. Anyway, anyway, anyway. I don't know how they're going to enforce it. It seems like a scare tactic. It must be a major problem, though, if they're enforcing it. Like, there must be serious P levels in the Spanish oceans for them to even consider this.

Yeah, but I think, you know, they say it's a resort and maybe it's around, like like beach bars and stuff like that because the one place that I say would be filled with weed, places with a swim-up bar. Swim-up bar, absolutely. Like, come on. But they're not in the ocean. I know, but I'm just saying if you're near like Espanol

and you're staying at a resort and you'd love a few cocktails. Yeah, you forget where you are. I've done a bit of digging. There's plenty of weird rules in Spain if you are planning to go there. If you get caught having a barbecue on the beach in the town of Salobrina, you'll be landed with a five. Oh, Salobrina. Five.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Salobrina. That place. Yeah, that place. $5,000 fine for a barbecue on the beach. Five grand. Better be a good sausage. If you are caught walking to or from the beach on the street in swimwear,

you'll be fined $480 in Spain. What? Yeah, undies, undies, togs. You'll get a $1,200 fine if you're naked and it's not on a designated nudist beach, which is weird because I thought everyone went nude on European beaches. I think topless, not nude. Ah, okay.

Because they still want kids to be able to go. Yeah, true. Yeah, good point. Okay, no, that's a fair fine then, yeah. Yeah. $1,200 for having your sausage out and not barbecuing it or barbecuing it by the sun. And if you get caught drunk, it's between $165,000 and $5,000. Guys, looks like we're going to Greece

for the Gap Week. We're going to Greece. Bree and Clint. Time for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, last week we spoke to you about Bam Majira from Jackass. He went

missing. He's since been found safe, which is great news. But out this week, Steve-O has spoken out about why Bam wasn't included in the latest Jackass film. Yes, a lot of people were kind of wondering and obviously hoping. Even Steve-O wanted him to be in it. Here's what he said in an interview today, this week. He said that they tried everything to help Bam get his life together and to, you know, get on top of his addiction that he was dealing with.

They had many, many, many interventions. And the final thing that the production company said was, look, if you are not, you're going to take drug tests. And if you're not clean and you don't come up clean in all of those drug tests, you won't be able to be in the film. And they thought that would be enough to inspire him to really stay on track. And unfortunately, he failed one in the film. And they thought that would be enough to inspire him to really stay on track. And unfortunately, he failed one of the tests.

And as Steve-O said, this was the first time he'd ever faced consequences of these actions in the fiction. So have a listen. I think we've got some audio of Steve-O talking about it. Bam had so many interventions. He was locked up in so many rehabs. And by the time we were making this jackass movie, Jackass 4, they thought maybe if we try this, like you can be in the movie

if you get healthy and stay sober. Oh, my God, Steve-O's voice, first of all. He's always sounded like that. It's quite interesting because I watched part of the interview and Steve-O talks about how when he was at his lowest of his low and he was addicted to certain types of things and just getting high every day. And the thing that pulled him out of it was

they pretty much held an intervention and he said he doesn't know where he would be today if his jackass family hadn't have done that for him. Addiction is a horrific disease and it's horrible to see somebody going through that. But at the same time, they had to get the movie out, right? So they had to make that call. Yeah.

Yeah. So I guess the feeling I get is they were kind of like, it came from a place of love. Yeah. We were trying to help him. It's not that we just shunned him and didn't want him in the film. Yeah. You know? Sad, though.

By the way, Steve-O's voice, that's the sound of a guy who used to eat light bulbs as part of his stage show. He would eat light bulbs. Considering everything, you know, the guy doesn't look that bad. No, it's weird, eh? He's aged quite well, which is surprising. That is the latest on Steve-O, Bam Majira, and the entire new Jackass film with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.