ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd March 2021

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast and I've got a special announcement. Look at me, look at me. I've got VIP parking at the moment. Yeah. I wanted to be the one to tell you, I didn't want you to find out a different way. And also you and I usually walk to the off-site parking together. I wanted to be the one to tell you that currently I have VIP parking in the basement of the radio station. Why did you get it?

I'll tell you why, but I want you to be calm. I already know why and I think it's bullshit. Not here for it. I have VIP parking because at any minute my phone could go and my wife could be in labour and I don't have 15 minutes to walk to the car oh yes you do no i don't yes you do well i might but i don't know if i do i don't know what the second one's like it might just be like a hydra slide just like straight out of there we don't know nah i call bullshit anyway i call bullshit i'm not taking that on the chin well you need to

well i can give you a ride i can give you a ride to your car if you want. No, that takes just as long. Yeah, it does, but it's more, I thought maybe you'd want to inconvenience me. Yes, I would like a ride to my car. That would be nice. Because the baby hasn't come yet. The baby hasn't come, so. The baby couldn't come for two, three weeks. And if it doesn't, then I will relish my time in the VIP park.

No, no. Holy shit, there's some nice cars down there. That's where rich people park No, if the baby doesn't come for two weeks And Clint has VIP parking for two weeks I want VIP parking for at least a week Clint only has VIP parking for this week What about next week?

What about next week? They're busy, mate Because it's more like If it doesn't come this week It's more likely to come next week Yeah, so busy, mate. The park park's busy. Because it's more like, if it doesn't come this week, it's more likely to come next week. Yeah, so maybe you should not have it this week and have it next week. Yeah, next week's Bree's turn for the VIP party. Yeah, that's true.

What the fuck is she waiting for? My dog could be pregnant at any moment and I need to be on call. Week on, week off. You know how it is. That is the saying. Week on, week off. How has no one ever said that before? Week on, week off.

It's a great saying. No, you know what? All these people having babies left, right and centre and they get all this special treatment. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. No, they do. They get all this special treatment where you have to buy them presents. You have to buy them presents for the baby shower. They get good car parks.

Yeah, then they get good car parks. Not even like the pregnancy car parks. Yeah, and then you have to buy their kid a present on their first birthday. And you've got to tell them that it looks good. It's their birthday. Yeah. That it looks cute. But they're not going to remember it.

Yeah. You guys are right. You guys are right. You really want to tell them it looks like an alien. Can I just say, Busted, we had the kid for the perks. Seriously? You've caught us out. What about people in shoes?

We had the kid for the cushy lifestyle. You know, there's a whole episode on Sex and the City around this narrative. It's quite interesting. Around. I know this. Yeah, it's quite interesting. So Carrie Carrie who obviously If you've watched

Sex and the City Never has children But she ends up Getting married Way down the track Sorry spoiler Spoiler you never know Anyway she goes over

To a friend of hers That she used to be Friends with a long time ago When they were young And then She was like She goes into their apartment And her friend goes

Oh you need to take Your shoes off We've got little ones Running around We don't want you you need to take your shoes off. We've got little ones running around. We don't want you bringing in anything on your shoes. Oh, right. So Carrie's like, oh, these are $400 Manolo Blahniks. I don't want to take them off.

Anyway, and she's like, you need to take them off. Anyway, so she takes them off. She goes to this party and then as they're leaving, she goes to put her shoes on and someone's stolen her shoes from this party. Oh, okay. And anyway, so she goes to put her shoes on and someone's stolen her shoes from this party. And anyway, so she says to her friend, you know, you made me take my shoes off. You owe me shoes. You owe me, yeah.

You owe me for the shoes, essentially. What a bitch. Who? Kerry. No, well, she didn't really say that, but she was kind of like, well, I feel like you should buy me new shoes. Also, the friend was being quite unconsiderate and kept on just coming up with the, she kept on being like Did she wear $400 shoes to a kid's birthday party? Yeah, but that's Carrie. It wasn't a kid's birthday

party. It was a dinner party. It wasn't anything to do with the kids, but because she had the kids there, she had to take the shoes off. Anyway, I think it ended up being that, oh, so Carrie ended up writing her note saying I'm getting married to myself.

Here's what I ordered on the gift registry, and it was the shoes. So you can buy me the shoes. Because Carrie explained that her friend was being really inconsiderate and kept on saying, I'm busy. I've got kids. Like, you're being, you don't understand. Yeah, you don't get it. And Carrie, she was like, I understand.

Like, she's a busy lady. Like, she doesn't need To pay me back But then she started Counting up all the presents She's bought the kids Over the years She bought her like An engagement present

And she realised That she was punishing herself For being single Is this your guys way Of giving me some kind of message Yeah just saying You should buy us presents For no reason

Because we're going to have to Buy you a million presents I'm never going to I tell you what I tell you what I tell you what Pick a day this week And're going to have to buy you a million presents. I tell you what, I tell you what, I tell you what. Pick a day this week and... I get to have the car park?

Yeah! That's so risky. Yeah. That's so risky. No, then you can just take my car. Pick a day this week. Oh, no, then you can lose it. Pick a day this week and I'll pick you up and chauffeur drive you to work.

Oh, that's pretty good. That's good. But, but, but, but the catch is if the baby comes, you have to get an Uber home. I'll take my chances. Yeah, I would too. I'll take my chances. That's a great deal.

If you had no deal, lock it in. Anastasia, what? Can I have $4 for the bus? I'll give you $4. She's getting special treatment. I want special treatment. You can take my hop card, yeah. I'll give you $4.

I topped it up. I'm going to go in an extra zone. I topped my hop card yeah I'll give you four bucks I topped it up I'm gonna go in an extra zone I topped my hop card up last week this is the transport card in Auckland and I was like I haven't topped this up

in so long when are you using public transport well this is the thing I used it once I was like I should put like 25 bucks on this

the ride cost me 350 and I've got no fucking idea when I'm gonna use it again never yeah especially with two kids especially lately with two kids you can't catch public

transport. You need to be ready to go 24 7. Yeah. That's true. Anyway Milky Bars were on me. We should do a Sex and the City podcast. That was great fun. I know. And I feel like Clint actually got our point. The time. Did you see how we turned and then he was like okay I understand

where you're coming from. I will pick you up one day. See that? Sex and the City that's what it does it brings people together there's literally a storyline for every I'm watching Seinfeld

oh yeah oh yeah yeah speaking of old TV shows that are weirdly still relevant Seinfeld and Band of Brothers

good too Band of Brothers is great the timing is right for a Sex and the City podcast by the way Before the new season comes on I'd love to do one

I just Oh you were re-watching Sex and the City When we went on that trip Last year Lucy's currently Re-watching it from the start It's

Such a good show There's some stuff Like very Not super often That hasn't aged well In there But most of the stuff It was pretty forward too

Yeah pretty forward Because she was being quite out there and the fact that she was liberal and she didn't want kids and she didn't want to get married. Actually, now that you say that, very forward thinking. Can someone google which episode it is when Samantha takes the Viagra? Because that's one that I've seen and that's one I'm keen

to watch again. And this is why men miss the point. No, I don't miss the point. I don't miss the point I don't miss the point Because I watched it and there was sex in the city And you're showing great memory There's a lot more sex in the city In other episodes than that one

It's the same in every episode It's very rare that there's no sex in the city I've seen no sex on Seinfeld so far Well The show's not called Sex in Seinfeld There's no sex on Band of Brothers haven't seen it

I'm two episodes deep wouldn't have said deep that's why I always when people talk about fire in the hole man the torpedoes alright play us out

Dolphin Fish see you guys tomorrow Play us out, Dolphinfish. See you guys tomorrow. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. Welcome back to another week. Welcome to the show. Welcome back to another week. Welcome to the big show. When's Easter?

I don't know. So when is it appropriate? I can find out. I can find out. When is it appropriate to start eating Easter chocolate? So Lucy bought home chocolate hot cross buns on Friday. Yep, I'm so for it. And I'll tell you now, in the oven the timer's right.

It's a little bit cooler right now. A nice, hot, toasted hot cross bun with loads of butter on it. Tis the season, baby. Here's a question, and producers, I want your answer on this. What is better? The normal, the original hot cross bun with a sultana

in it, or the chocolate chip hot cross bun? Vote now. I'm a standard man. Get out. I'm a standard man. Get out. I like the originals. You know this about me.

I like a classic. You're kidding yourself if you don't think the chocolate. Classic. Hot, the chocolate, chocolate chip ones are better. Okay, we know where your vote is. Ben? Chocolate. Chocolate. Yes. Anastasia? I liked chocolate when ones are better. Okay, we know where your vote is. Ben? Chocolate. Chocolate.

Yes! And Estasia? I liked chocolate when I was 12. Get a more working microphone, would you? I liked chocolate when I was 12, but then I grew taste buds, so I'm going to have to go original. We're 50-50.

Did you grow the taste buds of an old person? I think there's good and average versions of both of them, to be honest. No, I like both. Yeah. But if I had to pick, it them, to be honest. No, I like both. Yeah. But if I had to pick, it's got to be chocolate. Yeah, well, you can have whatever you want. I'm pretty sure Easter is not this weekend, but next weekend.

Yeah, I can, because I'm an adult. Yeah. How much chocolate do you eat on Easter? Probably not more than I eat every day. Do you eat that much every day, or do you don't eat much? No. You eat a lot of chocolate, hey. Only when we're watching TV at night time.

You and your wife chow down on the chocolate. A couple rows each a night. Yeah, hey, I'm all for that. Go for it. Like you, I can do whatever I want. Today, two shots at the secret sound, which has been extended. It now sounds like this. Oh, go again.

Oh, there's quite a lot in there. Is that you tripping down the stairs? I was about to say, is that grandma having a fall? That's not funny. Come on. One more time.

Grandma! Is that someone doing a dance number in tap shoes? Is that Michael Flatley in Lord of the Dunks? Is that someone from the musical Hamilton? Is that someone from the musical Hamilton?

Is that a very small round of applause? Hamilton is not a tap dancing show. It could be. I don't know. I don't watch musicals. Four o'clock and five o'clock. We'll give you a shot at 50 grand to win that. And next, we're going to give you the shot at 50 bucks with Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, we need a Tradie and a Lady to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. And all you need to do is beat out the other person in a trivia quiz. We'll play after brand new Justin Bieber. This is called Peaches on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Right, the Tradies vs. the Ladies. Current score this year, 23 to the Ladies, 18 to the Tradies. Bit of a comeback for the Tradies recently, but not enough to pull ahead. So let's start with the Tradies today. 26 from Christchurch. Please welcome to the show, Tash. Hello, T not enough to pull a head. So let's start with a tradie today. 26 from Christchurch.

Please welcome to the show, Tash. Hello, Tash. Hey, Tash. What's your trade? Builder. Oh, nice. You're going up against our lady today. She's from Te Ao Mutu, and her kids think that she's a weird dancer.

I think that's very relatable, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. If your kids thought you were a good relatable, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. If your kids thought you were a good dancer, there'd be an issue because you would probably be dancing like Emma from The Wiggles. Well, there's a bit of that too, I think. Yeah, okay.

All right. Well, you do you. Sometimes you were just born to embarrass your kids. Here we go, guys. First three points takes the title and the $50 cash. Tash, your buzzer is tradie. Kelly, your buzzer is lady. Good luck.

All right, here comes question number one. The Kardashians are currently wrapping up their 20th season of the show. Which sister is studying to be a lawyer? Tradie. Yes, Tash. Kim. That is correct. To follow in her dad's footsteps.

She's already a few years in, I believe. One to the tradies. She's going to do her own divorce. Yeah, maybe. Question number two. There is currently flash flooding warnings in multiple states in Aussie. What was the biblical character who built an ark? Tradies.

Lady. Yes, Tash. Noah. That is correct. Noah's Ark. You would. Lady. Yes, Tash. Noah. That is correct. Noah's Ark. You would know that. You're a builder. Oh, my God.

All right, two to the tradies. You can take it all home here right now, Tash. You need to stop her, Kelly. Question number three. Justin Bieber's brand new song that we literally just played before is about what fruit? A, bananas? Katie?

Yes. Tash for the win in a down trowel. Peaches. Tash. On fire. You've nailed it. You've got $50 cash. Congratulations.

Awesome. Also, how are you at building boats? I'm not good at building boats. Back to the dance for Kelly. Sorry, mate. Sorry, Kel. Hey. Oh.

Bree and Clint. Saw a new show on TV last night, and it's about the Savoy Hotel. I saw this. Have you ever heard of the Savoy? It's a flash hotel. Super flash, super... In the UK? In the UK Super well known, all the

famous people go there It's got a famous restaurant in it doesn't it, as well? Yeah, it does You know who owns the restaurant part? Who? Gordon Ramsay Oh, right. Anyway, super famous super ritzy hotel, you can get rooms where there's butlers as a

part of the room. Ooh. The butler service. Yeah. So super fancy. Wouldn't really want that. I enjoy my privacy in a hotel. Yeah, me too. It's like when I book an Airbnb.

I don't want to book a room where I have to share a bathroom. Like, you know what I mean? It's just not for me. No. Like if I'm going away for a holiday. Although I'm pretty sure

you don't have to share the bathroom with the butler. Yeah, well. He'll go in the butler's to share the bathroom with the butler. Yeah, well. He'll go in the butler's pantry. Is that what the butler's pantry is for? Yeah, that's why it's got a sink in it. Gotcha. Makes sense.

But there was something on this episode that I saw last night where my ears pricked up and I was like, what is this woman on about? So it was this woman named Alice Evans and she's a regular she visits the Savoy Hotel four times a year and as she quotes to get away from her children and so she's been going for a long time and anyway she's booked one of the rooms with the butler service and that's all fine all good but it's when she mentioned an unusual request when the butler asked her, is there anything I can get for you? Yeah.

That I was like, that's not a thing. It's when she requested this. Can you get me some butterfly milk? Because that's all I'm drinking at the moment. Butterfly milk. What the hell is butterfly milk? Butterfly milk. Do they? Butterfly milk. What the hell is butterfly milk? Butterfly milk. Do they...

Butterfly milk. Don't tell me they're milk and butterflies now. Well, they're either milking butterflies or it's like almond milk and the milk is made out of butterflies. Because you're not milking an almond. Surely it's not made out of butterflies. Is it blended butterflies?

I don't know. Have you done any research? Ben's brought up a packet of Nestle green butterfly evaporated. There's also condensed milk, butterfly condensed milk. Butterfly condensed milk. I don't know. I tried to Google it and I can't find. Is there butterfly dairy farms?

I don't know. Are they breeding butterflies to milk them? Where would you milk a butterfly from? I don't know. Probably there's antenna things on its head, eh? Like it's just not something I picture that can be milked. Or we sound like idiots and it's actually nothing to do with butterflies. It surely has nothing to do with butterflies.

But then in saying that, the packaging has a picture of a butterfly on it. So if it doesn't have anything to do with butterflies, this is false advertising. There's a picture of a flat white. There's a coffee on there that's been made with butterfly milk. This woman, she only drinks butterfly milk. I'm disappointed in you. How have you sat on this for 24 hours and you haven't found out what butterfly milk is?

I thought this would be more fun to put it to the people and see if anyone knows. You lazy, two-bit, shoddy presenter. You could have figured this out straight away. I Googled it. So did producer Ben. We both Googled it. We couldn't find anything. Ben, you're a better researcher.

What's butterfly milk? I couldn't find it. Ben, you're a bit of a researcher. What's butterfly milk? I couldn't find it anywhere. See? Yeah. You're both lying. I'll give you 30 seconds. You see if you can tell me. But while we wait, I'd also like to discuss other options of things we could milk.

Like has anyone ever tried rat milk? Would that be nice, do you think? Would you like to drink rat milk? Would that be nice, do you think? Would you like to drink rat milk? Green butterfly evaporated milk is known for its rich, creamy taste and reduced fatty goodness. Blah, blah, blah. This is not telling me anything. Proudly made in the Caribbean. Enjoyed for generations.

I read this too. I'll produce Anastasia. Butterfly, no. Got the ingredients. It's water, skim milk solids, soybean oil, and then a bunch of other random, like, 3-2-2 something. So no butterflies. So disappointed if they haven't been.

I think it's something, I think it's like a soy product, like a soybean product. Then why would it be called butterfly milk? And why is it expensive? Because it doesn't look expensive. I mean, I get it if it was butterfly milk, because, I mean, how long does it take to milk a million butterflies? How nice would the monarch stuff be?

You know? Mmm, yum. Yeah. And do different varieties of butterflies' milk taste different? I was giving my cat a good scratch last night, and I definitely scratched one of her nipples. Yeah, I've done that before with my dog, and I felt bad. I wonder what cat milk would be like.

Because the poor thing's been neutered since birth, so she's never going to produce any milk. No. But I was like, what would your milk be like? It'd be thing's been neutered since birth, so she's never going to produce any milk. But I was like, what would your milk be like? It'd be terrible. My partner goes... And why are we comfortable drinking cow and goat milk, but we wouldn't drink cat milk? Cats just... My partner goes to me the other night

and they're like, look at this thing on Whitney's stomach. What is that? I think it's a mole. And I was like, that's one of her nipples. We've got it. We've just had someone text in. Okay, here you go everybody. What is that? I think it's a mole. And I was like, that's one of her nipples. We've got it. We've just had someone text in. Okay, here you go, everybody. What is butterfly milk?

It's a kind of pee. Yeah, but I need to know more. We want to know this afternoon Like butterfly milk What's the weird thing that you eat? Is that what we want to know? Yeah, what's the weird or unusual item That maybe not all of us have heard of it

But you're consuming 0800 DIAL ZM Or you can text us on 9696 I was watching a new show called The Savoy Hotel Which follows people who go a new show called The Savoy Hotel, which follows people who go to the fancy, famous Savoy Hotel, and a woman who ordered the butler service requested this. Can you get me some butterfly milk?

Because that's all I'm drinking at the moment. That's right. You heard correct. Butterfly milk. If you had a butler for a day, what would you get them to do? Apart from cook you food, because that's the obvious one. Do butlers cook food or do you need a cook for that? I think you need a cook.

That's different. What does a butler do then? They do stuff like laundry, like put new sheets on your bed. Actually, I have no idea. Then what does the maid do? I'm confused. Right. It's a world we can't relate to.

I think the butler serves you Right, okay Gets butterfly milk by the sounds of it Yeah, if you need a drink or if you want a cup of tea or coffee So we're just learning what butterfly milk is So we want to know what's the weird food that you eat That's not that common Michaela's called up, kia ora Michaela

Hi Michaela What are you chowing down on Michaela? So thank goodness it's not me But my partner when he was prepping for a bodybuilding show he would have six egg whites and two tablespoons of chia seeds and they would soak in the egg whites

and then he'd scull it down. I can't. He wouldn't fry the egg whites up? No, no, no. He'd just drink it raw. Michaela, that's like eating a big golly. Yeah. It's's like eating a big golly. Yeah, it's like sucking on a big cup of snot. That's so yuck. Surely he was getting that bag of egg white stuff,

like not individually separating the yolks, right? Well, because I think throughout the whole week he would have like 106 eggs. How big is your boyfriend? He's pretty decent. Oh, my God. I like how she just said it so casually. He'd have, you know, 106 eggs. I always think about that as 106 chickens.

Hi, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi. What's a weird food that you like to eat? I love making and eating cucumber sorbet. So sorbet, meant to be a sweet thing. Correct me if I'm wrong, Chantel. Yeah, no, that's right.

And do you make it as a sweet sorbet or is it just more like a refreshing sorbet? It's a refreshing sorbet. It's great for dessert. Does anyone like it other than you? No. No one. So we're not going to take you, unfortunately, Chantal,

we can't take your word for it that it's yum. Bummer. Look, I'm not going to lie. When I think of like mashed up cucumber, like in a blender with some ice, I don't think, mm, yummy. Moorish. Dessert. Val's here finally.

Hey, Val, what's the weird food that you're into? Oh, I love red salmon caviar. Pardon me, Val. Pardon me. It's just beautiful, thinly spread on crackers with a really good splash of lemon and maybe a sprinkling of dill. Val, I didn't realise we were amongst royalty.

Do you prepare this personally, Val, or is it prepared for you by the butler? Oh, God, I'd love to have a butler, but no, I have to make it myself. She even sounds fancy. Where do you get it? Where do you get red salmon caviar from? Littleton's in the fish department of New World, actually. New World? Yeah.

All right, well, we'll get some and we'll try it on our crackers this Friday, Val. I'll go for it. And Val, where do you store this? In your personal wine cellar where you park all your Ferraris? No, no, no.

Just in the fridge. Just in the fridge. It has its own shelf, though. I bet it does. Just as a bit of a contrast to that, someone's just texted and said, I like to eat Marmite on my pasta. Brian Clint.

Come to the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Another Kiwi has joined the Wiggles. First, Robbie Rocketeer joined as the Brown Wiggle, the first ever Brown Wiggle. And now the first ever Black Wiggle has joined. Yeah, I saw this. Trish McCaw.

I saw this over the weekend. He had a black skivvy on. Yeah. And he played something. Yeah, he went on stage and did the Fruit Salad song. Oh, yes. Which is very cool. What you're witnessing here, if you see it,

because I know I've had some friends send it to me going, oh, bro, what's he doing? He won two World Cups and now he's doing this shit. What you're witnessing is big dad energy. Their daughter is two years old now. She would have been front row at that Wiggles concert and to see your dad as one of the Wiggles would be like a teenager and seeing your dad as one of the Avengers.

It's cool. It's cool. I mean, as you get older, you'd go, oh, dad as one of the Avengers. It's cool. It's cool. I mean, as you get older, you'd go, oh, dad, you're so lame. But right now,

she would have thought he was the coolest dad in the world and she doesn't care how many tests he won as All Blacks captain. He's going to say she never was here

when he was playing rugby. No. So he did the Fruit Salad song but he also, Richie McCaw also got up and played the bagpipes at the Wiggles. Have a listen to this. I didn't know he could play the bagpipes but he also, Richard McCaw also got up and played the bagpipes at the Wiggles.

Have a listen to this. I didn't know he could play the bagpipes, but he can. And apparently, even the kids who couldn't talk, you could hear them going, stop. I disagree. I love a man who can play the bagpipes and a man in a kilt. There's just something about it, isn't there? Yeah, right, okay.

And have you noticed every man that wears a kilt, great legs. It's true. true Yeah I'll say Makes them real attractive Yeah that's the latest Right now Australia is getting something And we're not And I feel like packing a tanty A lot of rain?

No although they are getting a lot of rain at the moment I don't envy them for that Too much rain Yeah that's the thing with It's either one or the. Too much rain. Yeah, that's the thing with either one or the other. Too much rain not enough rain. No, this is something that we want and Australia's getting it

and like Judith Collins, I'm going to start a petition and say we should get this as well. People in New South Wales are about to get $100 to go and spend in the bars to stimulate the economy after COVID-19. They're going to give everyone $100 and go and spend in the bars to stimulate the economy after COVID-19. They're going to give everyone $100.

And I think that we deserve it. I think after the year we've been through, we deserve $100 to spend in the bars. Yeah, Australia. In you go, New Zealand. You have shown that you can't handle $100 to spend in the bars. And to that I say, look at Australia. Why can't they hand a hundred bucks

and get you one cocktail in a water? It's broken up. So to get it in Australia, what you get is you get two $25 vouchers. Oh my god, this is so sad. You can use these at

restaurants, cafes, bars, wineries, pubs, clubs, seven days a week, except for public holidays. Except for public holidays? Yeah, because you're going to go anyway. So they don't need you in there on those days. And then you get another two

vouchers that can be used for entertainment and recreation at museums and theatres. Now, before you say it, I know what you're thinking. No, and I've done some research, okay? I've checked. The Sydney Museum of Contemporary Art, the Museum of Sydney,

and the Australian National Maritime Museum, they've all got bars inside them. I know, but it's not acceptable to get your drink on at those places. How do you know? When was the last time you visited the Sydney National Maritime Museum? I mean, I've never visited there, but my mum took me to a musical once and I did not fit in. Oh, are you kidding?

What do you mean? People who go to musicals get steamed. Do you reckon? Yes. No, I'm talking about the people in the audience, not the people on stage. Brian Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound.

Oh, it's been a big old, wow, not even 24 hours in the secret sound. It's longer. Yeah, it's so long now. There's a third part to it. You put it all together and this is what it sounds like. I'm here to maybe give that away to Sunky Browse, who over the weekend got recognised.

Where at? Not the clinic. No, I wasn't. What? I hate being recognised at the doctors. Oh, dear. You're like, I'm so nervous. I'm here to get a check.

I'm here to get a check at the rash. Remember your doctor recognised you? Yeah, she goes, I listen to the show. And now pull your pants down and we'll do this thing. Who recognised you? No, it wasn't doctors. No, I was in Tauranga for Friends 21st. Yeah. And one of my mates bumped into their friend. I was going to say, did you get recognised by one of your friends? No.

That doesn't count. No, no, no, no, no. It was a friend's friend. Anyway, she's introducing me and then he goes, oh, you soundkeeper Al's and I haven't dabbed in years. And my reaction. Wait, you dabbed? Yeah. Non-ironically?

No. I went, ha, dab, sunglasses on, bright red. So please do not say hi. Maybe we should have kept the soundkeeper anonymous this year. Yeah. I didn't realise that was part of the job. If you see soundkeeper Els and she starts flossing, that's definitely her.

Then it's time to give the secret sound away. Let's get this thing over with then before it ruins your social life. Carly's here. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hey, Carly. Hi. Has this new extended secret sound changed your guess or confirmed what you already thought?

It's just confirmed what I already thought. Perfect. Oh, that's what we want to hear. Brilliant. So part one and part two has had a third part added to equal the extended secret sound. This is it. And if you know what that is, you can have 50 grand right now.

No pressure. No pressure. None at all. That is $50,000 worth of pressure. Super cheap. Easy. Chump change. Another old Monday afternoon.

Yeah. Go on, Carly, what's your guess? All right, my guess is rolling dice. Oh. Ooh. Hmm. Now, how does rolling dice relate to clues that have been given out over the last five weeks?

Just when that's, like, all of the references to the movies and things, like, they're rolling. The camera's rolling. Right. And then the numbers that they put out yesterday, of the movies and things, like the rolling, the cameras rolling. Right. And then the numbers that they put out yesterday, they added up to like six, which is the total on the dice and just lots of little bits and pieces really that I was like, ooh, is it there?

And then the part where it's, you know, in play. Yeah. Hey, you're in play. You're playing your dice. Isn't it amazing, eh? Because either the clues have pointed you in the right direction or your own confirmation bias can make any clue relate to the idea that you've got. Yeah, so many different holes.

It's so hard to know. I reckon you've got to trust your gut. Yeah, go with it. Your gut says rolling dice. I think that's a great guess, Carly, personally. Oh, thanks. Is it worth 50 grand? Let's find out.

Carly? Yeah? That's not the secret sound, mate. Bree nearly had the confetti cannon. I had the confetti cannon to go. Yeah, we've got confetti cannons at the ready. There's a giant check in the corner of the room. I was hoping for you, Carly.

Yeah, not today. But hey, at least I know for sure now I can rest easy. Totally and at least you've won yourself $100 cash. You're not going away empty handed. Oh thanks very much guys. Thanks for playing Carly. Done her research and it was a good guess. Well done. Okay one more

hour to wait before you get another guess and I've heard that there's a special announcement in the Secret Sound at 5 o'clock. Oh my goodness there is. Let's just say I'm going to be very busy tomorrow. Okay. I saw a secret email. I know what it is. Do you already know what it is? Keep your mouth shut. I saw the email and let me

just say it is massive. Alright, we'll drop that at 5 o'clock. Unless someone guesses it by 5, it's thanks to Star streaming now on Disney+. More comedy, more drama and more action. There's more info at DisneyPlus.com Alright, up next.

A friend of mine comes to me the other day. She said, I'm terrified to introduce my partner to my parents. Scary. And I was like, why? And then she told me the reason and I thought, yeah, it doesn't sound ideal. I'll tell you more about that next.

Bree and Clint, hit him. I don't really need that much. Bree and Clint. I was talking to a mate the other day and it was quite sad actually, but she said to me because she's recently, well, it's not super recent, but she's been in a relationship with her current boyfriend for about over a year yeah it's been a while um and she said she's never been happier she said it finally feels right yep um and she feels like he's the one um and i was like you know that's awesome like and i've been so supportive of her and um she said look he's not the usual type of guy that I would probably,

that I've dated in the past. Yeah. And she's told me about like all the stuff about him. Like he's previously been married. This guy's been married? Yeah. Yeah. And he's had a couple of kids in that marriage.

Yep. So he's got a couple of kids and I think he's nearly 10 years older than my friend. Okay. How old is she for some perspective? She's 32. Oh, yeah. Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

So she's like, you know, not the normal guy that I've dated in the past. And she said to me, she's like, I need some advice. And I was like, advice about what? She's like, it's been over a year and i've never introduced him to my parents oh and i was like okay um i was like why which i already knew why because i've met her parents quite traditional people um you know and quite um they're a little bit older um parents i think they're in their 70s. And what's the main non-traditional thing about him,

that he's divorced? I think that maybe he's a little bit older, he's already got kids, he's divorced. I don't know if he's even divorced yet or if they're just separated. Yeah, okay, yeah. But, which I, like to me, I'd be like, oh, that's not a big deal at all. But I can kind of see why she'd be a little bit nervous because her parents are very traditional.

Right. Anyway, apparently he really wants to meet the parents and she is like, I don't know. I'm real scared about it. Kind of adds a dimension to the stress of a relationship that's so not necessary, eh? Like you're doing your best to get along as a couple and then there's this outside pressure.

You have to add that in. Yeah, yeah. And you know what the sad thing is, is that so many people go through this. Yeah. For whatever reason it is. There's like a million different reasons. Yeah.

Where, you know, obviously your family, you want your family to get along with your partner because it just makes it a whole lot easier. I don't have this. I have a very inclusive and understanding family but I feel for anyone whose parents or partner's parents make preconceived ideas about people without

getting to know them and you go, well we wouldn't be interested in someone if you were dating them if they did this and you're like, but what if they're a great person? Who cares if they've got tattoos? Shouldn't you meet them? What does it matter if they did this. And you're like, but what if they're a great person? Who cares if they've got tattoos? Shouldn't you meet them? What does it matter if they've got a nose piercing? Yeah. You know?

That wasn't directed at you, by the way. Well, why were you looking directly at me? It was quite a big nose piercing. Oh, excuse you. Dad takes a lot of your face. Anyway, I thought it'd be quite interesting to talk to people this afternoon. Wait, what's the resolution with her?

Is she going to meet the parents? She said she's gotten to the point where she like, she's at the point where she thinks she wants to be with this guy for a long time. She has to do it then. And she's like, I have to introduce him to my parents and I think she's made peace with

if they're not massive fans of it. She's like, because I'm happy and that's the main thing. Good for her. And they should be happy for me. I hope she's just overthinking the whole thing. And they're like, oh, cool. Not a big deal. Oh, sweet.

Ready-made grandchildren. Who cares? But I don't know. We'll see. Hopefully it does work out that way. Yeah. What do you want to do? People who are scared to meet their in-laws or introduce the boyfriend or girlfriend.

I want to talk to people where it's not the easiest of situations and how they got through it, or maybe they didn't really. Yeah, sure. Was it hard to meet your partner's parents or to introduce your partner to your parents? And why? Why? What was the reason and how did things go?

Or have you been in a relationship for ages and you've never met your partner's parents? And it's secret. Yeah. Or they just know about you and they don't want to meet you at all. It's a triple phoner. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint.

Right now, we're talking about people who... Unless things change. Yeah, unless things change. We're talking about people who are scared to introduce their partner to their parents or maybe vice versa. Yeah. There's so many different reasons that this could be. And it sucks sometimes, but sometimes it works out okay.

It's a lot of tension to add into a relationship because a lot of people's parents is really, really, approval is really important to them. Absolutely. And they're terrified of not getting it. So we're going to talk to you about that. Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Did you struggle introducing your partner to your parents? Yeah, so I pretty much met him like once on a night out. And then we went out, sorry. And then the next day, well, you know, over the next couple weeks, we decided, yep, we're going to,

I'm going to move to Sam. He was in Timaru and I was living in Auckland. Whoa. That's a big decision, Kayla. Must have been a good night. And two weeks and that was it. I'm moving to Timaru. Yeah, okay, good.

Pretty much. So I pretty much left my job and was like, yeah, I'm moving down. And my parents were kind of like, whoa, like, are you sure? My mum was a bit iffy. So, yeah, that was pretty nerve-wracking. Totally. A little bit. Yeah, I'd probably be a little bit the same, Michaela.

Did the relationship work out? Yeah, we're still together. So we've been together over a year now. So, yeah. There you go. I can see. I don't mean to take your parents' side, but I can see where they were coming from.

Now, obviously, you were right. Wait. I'm quite impulsive. Well, there you go. I can see. I don't mean to take your parents' side, but I can see where they are coming from. Now, obviously, you were right. Wait. I'm quite impulsive. Oh, you're ricking? I think my parents probably just like, yeah. Michaela, did you, let's go back a year ago. That would have been around lockdown time and you would have told your parents,

right, I'm moving to Timaru and I'm going into lockdown with this guy I met three weeks ago. I hope you're okay with that. Oh, she's put us into lockdown. One gag too many. No. Sometimes, you know, that's the great part about talking on the phone. When you've had enough, you can just hang up.

Hey, Rob. Hey, guys. We've got you until you hang up. Hey, mate, I won't hang up unless you hang up on me. Oh, well, deal. All right, deal. Deal. Why was it hard to meet whose parents?

It was hard for my partner to meet my parents because she's 15 years younger than me, and I'm 36. She's 21. All right. All right. So how long did you leave it until they met? It would have been only like two or three weeks, and then now she's got a kid at the house.

She's got jewelry from my mom. Wow. And they go out for coffee and drinks all the time, and yeah. Oh, well, incredible. weeks and then now she's got a kid at the house. She's got jewelry from my mom and they go out for coffee and drinks all the time. And yeah. I, Rob, I mean, not to be stereotypical here, I thought it would have been harder for you to meet her parents. Like I thought it'd be harder. I haven't met her parents yet. Well, there you go. Are you guys nervous?

Because it'd be hard for the 36 year old guy meeting the 21 year old girl's parents, right? Yeah. Yeah. Are you nervous about that, Rob? I am, actually. How do you guys think you're going to tackle it? Like, how old do you think you're going to lie and say that you are? I reckon you could get away with 27. Well, the way I look, yeah, I could probably get away with 25, to be honest.

Or you go the other way, Rob, and you just try to relate to her dad on, like, bands that you guys both saw when you were younger. How good's Aerosmith? Love Aerosmith. Oh they're into Speedway so I'm into that as well. Oh you're in Rob. Get them some VIP tickets and access to the pit. You'll be good. Someone texted through and they

said they struggled to meet their partner's parents. I had to write my Kiwi parents a letter to tell them I was dating someone from a different culture slash ethnicity. It went okay. Now that we're married, they love him and they got over the initial racism. Oh, that's awful to know that your parents have racial prejudice.

It's hard, eh? But obviously, you know, this person here stuck to their guns and they were like, I don't care what you think. Yeah, we're doing it. And you will get to know this person. Finally, Sarah, why was it hard to meet the in-laws? Because he has dreadlocks. Oh, really?

Really? Really. How many years are we talking? Well, he had 16 years of dreadlocks. Are you talking about the dreadlocks or how long to take? He had 16 years of dreadlocks. Are you talking about the dreadlocks? Yes. Or how long to take? He had 16 years of dreadlocks when I met him, but he's now got 29 years worth of dreadlocks. Oh, he's stuck to the dreadlocks.

You're not married to the guy from John Butler Trio, are you? No, no. And how did it go in the end? They still talk, well, my mother still talks about it behind his back because everyone tells me, but she's nice as pie to his face. Oh, well, that's all it takes, I guess. Thanks for the call, Sarah. Well, good luck, Sarah.

We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name? The game where we guess if it's the real or fake name of a certain celebrity. Just doesn't have a name, the game.

Maybe you've never thought about it. You know, if someone is using their real given birth name or they've made it up. Antonia is here to play today. Hi, Antonia. Hello, Antonia. Hello. You can choose Team Bree or Team Me this afternoon. Which way are you going?

Um... Bree. Team Bree? Team Me this afternoon. Which way are you going? Bree. Team Bree? Yeah, girl. All right, you're in. Mindy, it's you and me, okay? Sounds good. We'll work together. The best team will win their caller a $50 KFC chicken dollar voucher.

You nailed that. Yeah. Anastasia runs the game. Hi, Anastasia. Is this a real clip? Yeah. This is a real clip. Sorry nailed that. Yeah. Anastasia runs the game. Hi Anastasia. Is this a real clutch? This is a fake one. Sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, awesome. Who would like to start? I never actually let anyone decide. I think we always start, so you can start.

Mindy and Maya are up. Let's do it. Selecting number one is Stevie Wonder. No, that's a stage name. Surely Mindy. Stevie Wonder? Yeah, I think stage name. Surely Mindy. Stevie Wonder? Yeah, I think stage name. We need to agree we're going to go stage name. It's not Stevie's real name.

You guys are correct. His real name is Steve Land Hardaway Morris. Steve Land? I mean, not as catchy as Stevie Wonder, is it? Okay, good. We're on the board, Mindy. Good work. All right, Antonia. All right Wonder, is it? Okay, good. We're on the board, Mindy. Good work. All right, Antonia.

All right, celebrity number two is J.K. Rowling. Oh, J.K. Rowling. Antonia, do you know anything about her? I think it's her fake name. Do you reckon? So obviously J and K stand for something. Yeah. Jane.

Yeah. John Kirwan. Isn't she? Because didn't she just change her name because she's an author, so it makes it more authoritative. Right. So you reckon she changed it? Yeah. That could have been why she abbreviated it.

Authors love to get the praise, so they don't. But I'm going to go with you. You think it's a fake name? I think so. All right, let's lock in fake name. Unfortunately, that's... I... No, dammit!

I know that she has ridden under a pseudonym before, but it's not the J.K. Rowling one. I believe her name's Joanne. Yeah, right. J.K. Rowling, still rolling. Unlucky, Antonia. That's all right, we've got another one. Celebrity number three is Natalie Portman.

Oh, absolutely no idea. What do you think, Mindy? I think real. Natalie Portman. It's a nice name, but there's no reason why it couldn't be a real name as well. She's Jewish, isn't she? Is she? I think so.

Right. I thought she was a Jedi. Oh, is it pronounced Jedi? You think real? Should we go with real, Mindy? Yeah, we'll go with real. Natalie Portman is a real name, Anastasia. Lock it in.

Unfortunately, that's correct. Come on, Antonia. We need this one. Are you sitting here helping out in competition? I know. Well, I was trying to throw them off. Bree's correct one. Are you sitting here helping out in competition? I know. Well, I was trying to throw them off. Bree's correct.

No, you were actually helping them. Sorry, Natalie Portman's real name is Natalie Herschlag, and she was born in Israel, and that's a Jewish name. Yeah, I knew she was Jewish. Right, okay. All right, Antonia, this is our chance. Celebrity number four is Ed Sheeran. Oh, Antonia, what do you chance. Celebrity number four is Id Sheeran. Oh, Antonia,

what do you know about the ginge? That his name's Id Sheeran? I reckon that's his real name. Bonus point, real hair colour. I reckon... Yeah, real real name? I reckon... Antonia, you've never sounded more

sure of yourself. I just want some chicken. Antonia? I reckon, Antonia, you've never sounded more sure of yourself. I just want some chicken. Antonia, I reckon back me on this. I reckon it's his real name. We're locking in real name. Okay. That's correct. Yes, Antonia!

We're at tie break. We're also tied up. All right, how does tie break work? Tie break works, you'll have to scream your team name, which is Brie or Clint, to answer. Okay. If you get it right. Antonia, scream Brie if you think you to scream your team name, which is Brie or Clint, to answer. If you get it right. Antonia, scream Brie if you think you know, okay?

Awesome, guys. Same for Mindy. You scream Clint. Mindy, respectfully, please scream Clint. Celebrity number five is Amy Schumer. Brie! Antonia, what are your thoughts? Amy Schumer.

I think it's her real name. I do too. Okay, let's look in real name for the Chicken Dollars. That's correct. Yes, Antonio! Yes! Oh, damn it! We brought home the KFC Chicken Dollars.

Sorry, Mindy, we didn't do it this week. That's okay. I hate tie-break because it's just the fastest person and then it's 50-50. Makes it harder. We've got to change that. And we've got to come up with a name for this game as well. Although I love it this week because Antonia and I won. She just wants the chicken.

Bree and Clint. The weekend just gone. In fact, yesterday, Bree and I had to film something for work. Can't say exactly what it was for just yet. But it'll be leaked online soon. But soon it'll be, yeah. But one of us will say my mistake soon. Yeah.

Oh, oh, no. Well, you're assuming what I meant. I didn't really say anything. It wasn't a sex tape, all right? See, that was you assuming. But it makes what I'm about to say. Now you took it there. You took it to the gutter.

No, because the next thing, that needs to be stated before I say the next thing. Part of what we filmed required me to be shirtless. I thought you were going to say the other part of what you required yesterday. No, okay. What was the name of your fluffer? Hey, oi, hey, no.

Anyway, the shoot yesterday required more skin to be shown than I think either of us are normally comfortable with. And yes, as a professional, it required some form of tanning. So I did what needed to be done, okay? And I know you did too. Hey, I'm all for men putting on the tan. I think it's a great idea. And maybe you'll get a little bit of an idea about what us women go through all the time.

And boy, did I. It's a big ordeal. At 9.45 on Saturday night after we'd finished watching TV and everyone was starting to relax, I said to my wife, do you mind giving me a quick fake tan? It's not ever a quick thing. No. She goes, go and have a shower

and exfoliate. So I did. And anyway, do the tan, blah blah blah. We're at the shoot and the guy who's filming us goes, hey, can we stop? I think there's something orange rubbing off onto Clint's hands.

And I knew straight away what it was, but I was like, can I get away with this? And I go, didn't I say, it's his fake tan? No, you looked at me. I knew exactly what it was. And you gave me a telling stare knowing what it was. And I looked at you and I was like, I know what it is.

And you went, and I went, I know what it is. And all I had to say to them, because everybody started to look around for what the prop was that was causing my hands to go like Donald Trump orange. And I said, oh, no, it's actually some fake tan. How did you get fake tan on your hands when your wife was fake tanning you? That's my question. Great question. And that's what I've been trying to figure out the whole time.

Because I got her to do my upper body and my arms. And what about the lower body? No, not my lower body. She didn't do the lower body? No, she refused. Did she actually? No, I just didn't do it. It wasn't being body. She didn't do the lower body. No, she refused. Did she actually? No, I just didn't do it. It wasn't being filmed.

I didn't do it. Didn't do the lower body. Can I ask, is this the first time you've had a fake tan? No, you made me have one here that time in the tent. That's right. But that's different. That was a full spray on one. Because I'd like to hear from the males that listen to this show.

Where do you stop? Like where? You know? stop. Like, you know, because I feel like if you leave a certain, like, certain, like,

areas, like, do you have to fake tan everything to get it even? Certain parts are naturally a bit darker anyway.

No, but does it, does it match? Or do you? I don't know. Do you go the full, the full charade? Great question.

I don't, I don't know. I've figured out why my hands are orange though. Why? A tanning moisturizer that you put on your face. So I put the tanning moisturizer on my face and then went to bed, but I didn't wash my hands because I never wash moisturizer off. So I thought, why would I have to wash this moisturizer off? Spoiler alert, you have to wash tanning moisturizer off your hands.

Rocky. Bree and Clint. ZDM Bree and Clint. wash this moisturizer off. Spoiler alert, you have to wash tanning moisturizer off your hands. Rocky. Brie and Clint. ZDM Brie and Clint. That's the first time I've heard that song since Friday Oaky. And Brie did such a rousing rendition.

You know, so many people message me being like, it's okay, you'll bounce back from this. And I was like, leave me alone. It's great. If you miss it, it's on Friday's podcast. Very good. No, you don't need to go listen to that. You know, here on the Bree and Clint show,

and that's just another great example, you know, we talk about the real issues and we're very serious, aren't we? We're serious journalists, that's what I'd call us. And we like to bring the facts. But every now and then I think it's important that you and I have a bit of fun.

Don't you? Balance, sure. Keep our finger on the pulse of what the kids are up to. We've done too much journalism recently, we deserve a break. Yeah, and I think newsreaders in this country should do this more often too. All right, listen up, Hilary Berry. Hey, she would actually do this, I think. Okay.

Because she is awesome. Anyway, I saw this on the TikTok. TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. The kids are doing it. I don't know if you've seen it. It's called the No Laughing, Just Sounds. Right. Have you heard of this?

Yeah. Let's play a little snippet here. This is some of the youth doing this challenge. All right, No Laughing, Just Sounds. Go. Yeah. So you get the idea. You have to make sounds at each other and the first person to laugh is out. So you get the idea Yeah

You have to make sounds at each other And the first person to laugh Yeah Is out Okay got it Okay So do you want to give this a go Yeah I feel like we should stand up for this

Okay I feel like Shake it out Alright So first person to laugh Loses Is out Right

Okay And we're looking at each other the whole time Yes Okay Okay I'll start Ready Okay Ready we're starting I don't find you time? Yes. Okay. Okay, I'll start. Ready? Okay. Ready?

We're starting. I don't find you funny anyway, so that's fine. Okay. Yeah, ready? Ready? No laughing, just sounds. Mm-hmm. Meep, meep.

Newt. There's a lot of air coming out of my nose, but it's not a laugh. I haven't laughed. No! This is such a stupid game. He's laughing. I win. I'm laughing because of this game.

It's a celebratory rap to laugh. All right, I feel it. That means this game's over. All right, back to serious journalism now. Up next, we will discuss the upcoming political movement. And inflation. And inflation. Brian Clint. ZM's $50,000

Secret Sound. What the secret sound is. Bree thinks she knows what the secret sound is. I'm getting inboxes from all over the world about what the secret sound is. It's getting intense in here. Sound keeper L's. Yes. I haven't checked this off with anyone, but I'm

going to say what I think it is Oh can we zero in on her face actually Can we make sure that we're zoomed in tight on Soundkeeper Ells face And we'll see if she flinches I want you to take your glasses off for a second Okay Oh god Hi

Can we hear the extended sound first Sure here's the extended sound Just got extended this morning Part one, two and three of the secret sound all put together sound like this. I'm going to be really disappointed if this has been guessed because I was away for a fair amount of time.

I hope it's been guessed. Me too. Soundkeeper L's. Is it someone cracking a salt or pepper, like, thing. Get your guess right. Salt and pepper cracker. Cool. I cannot confirm nor deny.

How's my face? She gave no tells whatsoever. No. Do you mean shaking a salt and pepper shaker? No, you know the ones you buy. Do you mean using a salt and pepper grinder? Yeah. Oh, right.

Okay. Like Elle said, get your guess straight. Hey mean using a salt and pepper grinder? Yeah. Oh, right. Okay. Like Al said, get your guess straight. Hey, if I'm right, it's right. That's what they say. Anyone is welcome to use my guess. And if it's right, I expect about 10 grand. Is it a ring binder?

That's what I'm hearing on the streets. I guess you can't say. Anyway, let's find out. I can't. Anthony. Anthony. Hi, Anthony. G'day, Anthony. Hello, how's it going? Hi. We're getting pretty excited in here, man, and there's a big Secret Sound announcement

coming up after you have your guess, but the sound's never been longer, there have never been more clues, you've never had a better shot at $50,000. Your future. How confident are you? Definitely. Probably 100% confident. I've gone through all the clues. Good.

100%? Yeah. One, three, two is pretty much giving it away, but no, pretty confident. Hey, hey, we'll see. I'm getting the confetti cannon ready. Yeah, you're holding it. We'll see.

Anthony, what is your guess? So my guess is a key card being pushed into a door lock, the hotel security door lock for your hotel room. Yeah, I know that. Can we hear the sound again? Sure. Here's the extended secret sound. Is it a hotel key card being pushed into a door?

Anthony? Yes. What would you do with $50,000? Well, at the moment, I've got my friend here from work and we've sort of decided we'll split the money. Fair enough, it was my answer, but I'll give him some cash for it. What? He just jumped on late.

And you're half in it. I would, man, I'd definitely go see my kids. Yeah, definitely go see my kids. Where are your kids? Guzzy. Right. Well, you go see them time and time over with this money. A lot.

I want to say at least ten times. Good luck, Anthony. We're rooting for you. Let's see if you're right or not. Anthony. Yeah. Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. Yeah?

That's not the secret sound. Unlucky Anthony. Yeah. Anthony, Anthony, Anthony. Yeah? That's not the secret sound. Lucky Anthony. He was 100% confident. But it was 100% wrong. Should have went with pepper grinder. Anthony, we've got $100 for you for having a guest, okay? $100 would do fine. Yeah, perfect.

And because you've done that, a special announcement as well. That is Secret Sound Blitz. Blitz, blitz, blitz. Secret Sound Blitz. Blitz, blitz, blitz. Yeah, do you know what that is? No, tell us.

I can tell you right now. From 7am tomorrow to 5pm tomorrow, we will be doing a guess every hour. I will not be basically leaving the studio. Wow. Every hour. Every hour on the hour. How many guesses is that?

11. 12 or 11? I'm good at the math. 7 till 5. There might be an extra one. It's 11. 11. 11 guesses.

11 guesses tomorrow from 7am. Let's get rid of it. I'm ready. That's the attitude. Okay. Well, your best chance again tomorrow at that 50 grand thanks to Star streaming now on Disney Plus with thousands more TV series and movies. Full info at DisneyPlus.com.

Good work today, Sunky Burrells, and we'll see you tomorrow for that blitz. Nice work. Thank you. Can't wait for the blitz. Up next, look, I don't want to talk it up, but this might be the best, craziest story you hear all week.

And something I figured out on Saturday. No build-ups. No, I'm not building up. This is big. I don't want to build this next story up, but this might be the craziest story of coincidence you hear at least today. Okay. All right.

And being serious, this blew my mind. Like if you're someone who believes in like things happen for a reason or like the universe type of things, you wait to hear this story. More and more I do recently. So I've got a very open mind going into this story. Okay, good. Because this is about to blow your mind then. So if you listen to our show, you would know that last year

I got a can terrier and named her Whitney Houston. Correct. Yeah, your little puppy. She's about seven months old now and she is an absolute terror, but I love her very much. Anyway, named her Whitney Houston because I picked out the name way before I even got her. Yeah.

Remember I told you I was like, I want to name her Whitney Houston because I love Whitney Houston. She's an icon. And anyway, that was just going to be the dog's name. Anyway, so I can't believe I've only just figured this out. So I went over to my friend T's house the other day. Yes. And she also has a couple of canned terriers. And we were sitting there and we were talking about, because she was talking about what their birthdays are. And then she said to me, oh, when's Whitney's birthday? And I said, oh, I think it's on the 9th of August. Wait, let me check. And then I got out her puppy book and it says

in her puppy book, the 9th of August. Right. And then my friend T goes, that's so weird. That's my birthday. As in her, her birthday, not her dog's birthday. Yeah, T's birthday. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, whoa, that's crazy that you guys have the same birthday. That's so buzzy. Yeah. Anyway, she goes, oh, I get it now why you called her Whitney Houston.

And I was like, what do you mean? She goes, that's Whitney Houston's actual birthday. No, it's not. Really? Google it. Producer Ben, Google it and put it on the screen. I said to her, I was like, you're having me on. Because that would make sense if you knew Whitney Houston's birthday

and you're like, oh, the dog was born on the birthday. I'll name the dog Whitney Houston's birthday and you're like, oh, the dog was born on the birthday, I'll name the dog Whitney Houston. But you had the name before the dog. Yes. And you couldn't have picked what date the dog was going to be born on. No, because it's whenever. Come on, is that not the biggest coincidence you've ever heard? Wow.

I was so spaced out and I was like, wait. So then I went home and I checked. Look, in her puppy book, it says the 9th of August. And Ben's brought up on the screen, Whitney Houston was born on the 9th of August, 1963. Wow, that is quite freaky. Far out. Do you think Whitney Houston, the Whitney Houston,

has come back reincarnated as my dog? Well, your dog is quite loud. She's got some lungs on her. So did T know that that was Whitney Houston's birthday because she knows that she shares a birthday with Whitney Houston? Yes. So she only knew that was the Whitney Houston's birthday because her birthday is on the 9th of August.

And then when she said it, I was like, no, that's not true. You know what's even weird a bit about that coincidence? That T also has the same dog as you. Wait, get this, get this. Probably not as good. One of her dogs is born on the same day as my mum. Oh, wait. You get a slightly quieter explosion.

Yeah, but still. Still. There's a lot of crossover going on here. So either your dog is Whitney Houston or T is your sister. Crazy coincidence, though. You've got to give it to me. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Wild.

Yeah, it would have blown my mind when I figured it out. It blew my mind. And these things happen to people where you go, there's no way this can be a coincidence. Like it's too much. Too much has happened here for this to just be a coincidence. And this is what I believe. She picked me.

She was meant to be my dog. I honestly believe in that stuff. Right. Because, I mean, you know, 365, one in 365 chance. Okay, I'll stop now. But I was quite amazed. Let's take some calls from people this afternoon who have a story and a moment that made you go.

The coincidence was just too big. Can you do that for us? Can you tell us a story and then reveal something? And if it's good, we'll give you that. We'll give you that. We'll give you that. 0800 dials it in with your best coincidences.

Maybe your dog Freddie was born on the same day as Freddie Fittler. Brace yourself because if you haven't heard this yet, I've just told the biggest coincidence story ever that you've heard on this show.

I got a dog last year. Before I even got the dog, I'd named her Whitney Houston because I love Whitney Houston. Anyway, on Saturday, my friend informs me because she said, when's Whitney's birthday? And I said, oh, in her puppy book, I think it's the 9th of August. She goes, oh, is that why you named her Whitney Houston? I was like, what are you talking about? She goes,

that's the real Whitney Houston's birthday. And she knew because it's also her birthday. Yes. She's got the same dog as you. Yes. My dog that I named Whitney Houston before I got her has the same dog as you. Yes. My dog that I named Whitney Houston before I got her has the same birthday as the real one. I'll give you that one.

That's a huge coincidence. Pretty big. It's quite mind-blowing. And we've asked you to share stories with us this afternoon that will get the same reaction. Now, there's no guarantee that it's going to get the same reaction. And I feel we'd be doing a disservice to give a... to someone who caught up and go,

my boyfriend's got the same McDonald's order as me. All right? Nah. So there's that. You need to earn it. There's that. And then there's this. You're going to get one or the other.

It doesn't cut it if you get that. There's no in between. Sine. Hi. Hi, Sine. Hello. How are you cut it if you get that. There's no in between. Sinead, hi. Hi, Sinead. Hello, how are you guys? We want you to blow our minds with your coincidence. So please, when you're ready, tell us what happened.

Okay, so my best friend we met when we were three years old. We've been friends for 18 years now. Our parents didn't know each other before, but we're actually born on each other's due dates. You were born on each other's due dates? Due dates. Yes. So when you were born, she was born?

Yep. And when she was born, you were born? Yep. That makes, yep. No way. So, Sinead, your due date, let's say it was March 25th, your best friend was born on March 25th, and then whatever her due date was, you were born on that day.

Sorry, Sinead. I was waiting for a twist. I wanted there to be a twist in the tale. I did. Honestly, I did. It was close. It was so close. It was so close.

Really close. And then you should check in. And then we got married. And our kids were born on our due dates. Yeah. It's so close. We love you. Thank you for calling.

Thanks, Sinead. Let's go to Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi. Hi. Now you know that this game's hard now, right? There's a lot of pressure here now.

We need to blow our minds, Mel. Okay. I'll try. I'll try. Go on. So, went on holiday to a really remote part of the country, stayed in this lighthouse. The wind is whistling all around and there's a toilet outside. And in that toilet outside is a calendar.

And the calendar's from 1984. And so this would have been about 2016. Yeah, okay. But the calendar's 1984. And on that calendar, there is one date that was circled. No other date is circled. And I don't know why this was circled. But that date was the 4th of December.

And that's the date of my daughter's birthday, my sister's birthday, and my grandfather who's died. That's his birthday too. Okay, you got us. You got us. Thank you. You got us. You took us there.

It's more creepy than coincidence. Did you ever find out why that date was circled? It's probably best not to, right? Don't look too deep into it. No, I think it was time to get out of the house when we saw that calendar. Oh, yeah, that lighthouse was meant to be in your future somehow.

It could have been just something really, you know, innocent, like that's the day that the guy who stayed at the lighthouse did a poo That lighthouse was meant to be in your future somehow. It could have been just something really, you know, innocent. Like, that's the day that the guy who stayed at the lighthouse did a poo, and he's like, I need to mark that. The last time he did one. The last time I did one. Even then, still good coincidence. Still good.

Darren, hi. G'day, Daz. Hey, guys, how's it going? We've had one good, one not so good so far. There's a lot of pressure on you to take us out on a high, Darren. I'll blow your mind. Going back a few years ago, me and my mum were staying in a hotel

and my auntie came to visit us, but she went to the wrong hotel, but the right room number and the people that opened the door, their name were Darren and Shirley, which is my name and my mum's name. Ah! That's

some parallel universe shit. What? They were staying in the exact same room number. So they knocked on the door, because they would have knocked on the door and gone, Hi, is Daryl and Shirley here? And they would have gone, Yes, who are you? And they would have gone, You're not Daryl and Shirley. And they would have gone, Yes, we are Daryl and Shirley.

And then they would have went, Nah, my name's Darren, not Daryl. Oh, yeah. Oh, Darren, sorry, yeah. But the hotel room number was the exact same room number? Yeah, the same room number. Are you all best friends now? We didn't meet him. Maybe my auntie's got a secret life.

Yeah, right. All right, Darren, good work, man. That's good, Darren. You blew our minds. That was hard for me, too. I really didn't want to play that far again. And I feel bad for the one time we did play it. But, you know, you've got to keep it honest.

Oh, you... Bree and Clint. Look, I've been going over and over with that coincidence one again. I feel so bad for farting out the due date one. But can I just say, I assume you guys were the same age. Like you were born in the same year.

Yeah, probably. And around the same time. Preschool or something. Yeah. But if they were like five years apart, then that would have been, I just feel bad, okay? But I know not everything can blow your mind. Otherwise it wouldn't be mind-blowing.

You know, sometimes in life you've got to just stick to your guns and you've got to back your decision. And you gave her the big blower. I gave her the big blower. And, you know, maybe she learnt something here this afternoon. Maybe next time she'll add a lie to the coincidence. And then I found 50 bucks. All right, birthday banger for a Monday.

Who's up first? Jared's going to go first. Hi, Jared. G'day, Jared. Hello. How's it going, guys? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, good. Thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 14th of the 6th, 83. All right. You were 16 in 1999 on the 14th of June.

And, Jared, here's your birthday banger. Oh, how's that for a coincidence? Yesterday was the six-year anniversary of the day I met Ricky Martin. Whoa! Great story, mate. Awesome. Jared, you love it?

I love it. It's awesome. It's a great one. It is a goodie. Okay, wait there. Let's get Ivy on. Kia ora, Ivy. Hello, Ivy.

Hi. What's your birthday, mate? The 24th of March, 1999. Oh, that's soon. Is it tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, no, a couple of days. Wednesday.

Oh, well, happy birthday for Wednesday. You were 16 in 2015, and on the 24th of March, this was top of the charts. I have a bill right now I need to pay. Lunch Money Lois. This was a good song when it came out. I liked it. Yeah.

You like your birthday banger, Ivy? It's not too bad. Not too bad, yeah. It's upbeat. It's fun. Did he have one more hit? No. I feel like he did.

No, he had one more song. We'll go to Jess for the last one. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi. How are you guys? Good, Jess. How are you?

Yeah, not too bad. That's good. You're itching to know what your birthday banger is? Yeah. All right, tell us your birthday. 31st of May, 2000. All right, you were 16 in 2016 on the 31st of May. And back in 2016, this had a number one hit.

I need a one dance. Got an NSE in my hand. One more time for Igo. Drizzy Drake. One dance. You like Drake? Yeah, he's not too bad. Yeah.

Did you like him in Degrassi High? Do you remember that, Jess? No, not really. No, she was born in 2000, okay, Brie? Yeah, it'll be my 21st this year. Yeah. Oh, well, Jess, don't make us feel worse Who's birthday banger is Drake?

What did you expect? Yeah Alright Jess, wait there It's a good one I think Ricky Martin's got to take out birthday banger today I think it's Ricky Martin That means Jared, congrats You've taken it out

Well done Yes, Jared Get ready to shake your bonbon As my mum says. Here we go. Yeah, moist. All right. This is him, to superstitions

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Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on That has made my year. He'd have to be the hottest Latin guy going, wouldn't he? Mum, all Latin guys are hot, let's be real. Were you shaking your bonbon, were you? Oh, mate, I was shaking more than that. All right. Mum!

With no context whatsoever, about a minute before the song goes, Brie goes, call my mum. And then put her on and don't say anything. And then it was a Mexican standoff to see who would speak first. But you won. Well done, Mama Di. Oh, my God. He could easily be my cup of life, I can tell you.

Tell us about the time you went to the concert and then you got banned from dancing up the front. Well, he said to come up the front, so I went up the front and then security pushed me back. And I said, mate, he said, come on up. Yeah. And how did that make you feel when they pushed you back, Mama Di? I couldn't have cared less.

I got close, I can tell you. Now there's an AVO. You know, I met him, eh? I got a photo with him. He's very attractive in person. You know... Really? Yeah, oh yeah.

Mum, remember that time you tried to buy the half-eaten sandwich off me after I interviewed him? Oh, I know. I know. It was just... You were willing to pay good money. I was just lost for words. I mean, there's some people just have got it and some people haven't. And he's got it in tons and tons of truckloads.

I'm just speechless. There's one thing you are. It's not speechless. And Ricky Martin, if you're listening, if you didn't know who your target audience was, you do now. He's like, I've got news for you, she's not my target audience. Recently, I think it was last week, last week we tried to delve into what sex your baby is going to be.

Yeah. Because you and your wife, Lucy, like to keep it a secret. Yeah. And it's a surprise. Nice surprise. Which is cool. And someone else who does that, another couple I know, my partner's sister and her husband do the same thing.

They had their second baby about three weeks ago now, three or four weeks ago. Yep. Which is very exciting for them. And they had a little baby girl, another little baby girl. They've already got one. And they were very excited about it, stoked. But it wasn't until Saturday that they thought,

oh, let's open, you know, the card that you get at the baby scan. Oh. Which tells you if it's a boy or a girl and they put it on a card in an envelope. You don't automatically get that, by the way. Right. You have to ask for it. Gotcha.

So they must have had in the back of their mind that maybe they wanted to find out. Yeah, I think there'd been a little bit of a discussion with some other family members who wanted to know to maybe, you know, buy the baby some stuff before it came and that kind of thing so maybe that's why so they had this card and they were like oh you know wouldn't it be cute now that um you know she's here we open it together and have a look it'll be cute yeah anyway uh they opened it it said it was a boy oh oh So lucky they didn't open it.

Yeah, or they would have gone and bought a whole lot of, I don't even know what. Everything's ginger neutral these days. How early did they get that card made? Because I don't know the probability of these things. I would have thought they were fairly conclusive these days. Like when we had our scan done, they go 3D now. Like you can basically see what the baby

looks like. You think that that would be something they'd be able to tell. I'm like, well look at that bit in 3D. Right. So I thought, I have no idea. Is that a common thing? Because I didn't think that would be common. I don't think it is. That they get it wrong. Yeah. I don't think it is. But again, I don't know

because we've never found out. And what my knowledge of it was that it's so obvious to them what it is now because the technology is so good that they say, oh, you might have to look away during part of the scan.

Oh, because you might be able to see it yourself. Yeah, if you guys don't want to know, if you want to keep it a surprise, I'll tell you when to look away so you don't go, you're like, it's a boy. And what a boy.

You're like, man, that is a leg. That what a boy. You're like, ma'am, that is a leg. That is its arm. It's an arm, all right. Holding us. Look at the muscles on that kid. Yeah, right. Okay. Well, we don't know.

We've got no cards. Text us on 9696. If that happened to you, did they get it wrong on the scan? Yeah. What did they tell you? You have one baby and you had three. Oh, that's even worse. That's like surprise the scan. Yeah. What did they tell you? You have one baby and you had three. Oh, that's even worse. That's like surprise times three.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. That's Ariana Grande and Test Drive. Wow, that is a short song. It's too short. How short is it? One minute what?

Hey, record companies, why are songs getting so short? That short is under two minutes. It's under two minutes. That song is under two minutes. For those who don't know, a traditional pop song is three and a half minutes long. Standard. And then earlier last year,

they started bringing out songs that were like two minutes 45. And we were like, whoa. What's going on, man? We don't have time. We've got to have some time to go on Instagram and stuff while the songs are playing. Soon it's going to be like 30 seconds, hot fire song and you'll be back into it.

Hey, today, no, sorry, Friday marked one year since New Zealand closed its borders. Isn't that crazy? That is wild. For COVID-19. Yeah.

One year since we stopped getting visitors and we could stop going to visit places without having to quarantine. Can I just say? Yes. What a weird, weird year. Yeah. What a year that basically doesn't exist,

but at the same time so much has happened. Yeah. Like it's going to be this weird thing to reflect on. Because there's a, well, now there's an announcement about an announcement of a travel bubble coming on the 6th of April. That was the Prime Minister's announcement today. And then there'll be another announcement about another announcement to when they're going to announce the announcement.

Yeah, I thought it's a good time to look at this. A list has been released of, this is interesting, the places New Zealanders were Googling to travel to the week before lockdown. Right, okay. The week before the border closed. What was popular.

Yeah, where we were going to go. Tenth most popular place that we used to go to and that we were planning on holidaying in 2020. Dinaral in Fiji. God, I love Fiji. Love the people, love the temperature. Humidity's a bit intense. I love the people in Fiji. They're so lovely.

Dinaral was number ten. Number nine was Dubai. Ooh, baller. Oh yeah. Who's going to Dubai? Dubai's fancy. I feel like you only go to Dubai. Is it Dubai or Dubai was Dubai. Oh, baller. Oh, yeah. Who's going to Dubai? Dubai is fancy. I feel like you only go to Dubai. Is it Dubai or Dubai? Dubai. Dubai.

Have we discussed that yet? Yeah, I don't know. Is it Dubai? Some people say Dubai. I think it's Dubai. I think it's Dubai. Number eight was Brisbane in Australia. Yes!

The Hamilton of Australia. Come on, Brizzy! Yeah. It is not the Hamilton of Australia. Yes! The Hamilton of Australia. Come on, Brizzy! Yeah. It is not the Hamilton of Australia. It is the Hamilton of Australia. How many times have you been there? I'm not having this argument with you again. Brisbane is the Hamilton of Australia.

It is. It's a river city. And they've got a great rugby team. Rugby league team. And a good stadium. Great stadium for watching rugby. So, bummaged, I win. Number seven, Honolulu.

Baller, off to Hawaii. Number six was Seminyak in Bali. Is that the main place to go to in Bali? Oh, it used to be. Kuta. It's, um, no, I think Seminyak is the super touristy area, but now there's a few other areas

that people go to as well. Number five was Singapore. Number four... Now that is baller. Do you know how expensive Singapore is? You know, I went to Singapore once and I was like, cool, we're in Singapore. What's the capital of Singapore? And they're like, Singapore. And I was like, no, I know, but what's the capital city of

Singapore? And I was like, Singapore. And I was like, okay, well, what part of Singapore are we in right now? And they're like, Singapore. It's a one city country. That's Singapore. You're like, Singapore. It's a one city country. That's Singapore. You're laughing at me. Did you know that? Yes.

Well, I was in Singapore when I found that out. Not a good time to find out. Number four, we wanted to go to London before COVID. Oh, I want to go to London so bad. Number three, we wanted to go to Melbourne the week before COVID-19 happened. Number two, we wanted to go to Gold Coast. God, we love the Gold Coast. Can I say, as an Aussie,

I didn't realise how much Kiwis loved the Gold Coast. Yeah, and I know how much we love the Gold Coast. You just eat it up. So much so that I'm amazed that it's not first. Yeah, like you mentioned Surfers Paradise and the Kiwis are all like, oh, yeah, I love it. Hey, also, someone text through and they said Brisbane is not the Hamilton of Australia. That would be Ipswich.

No, that's rude to Hamilton, okay? Hamilton is a great city. And if you're saying it's not the Hamilton of Australia, you're saying Hamilton's not a great city because you love Brisbane. Wait, are we talking about the musical? No, we're talking about the workplace. Number one. That's just Sydney. hopefully we can go there on april the 7th fingers crossed i want to talk about paywave for a second because i'm in my 30s um this is a

side note i think the rest of the world is only just getting paywave. I think we've had it forever. We got it in 2011. I remember because Richie McCaw, while he was winning the World Cup, was also doing an ad for Visa Paywave where he was tapping and gapping in the stadium buying some beers and stuff. But not everywhere has it. No, it's still being rolled out. COVID's helped.

And Australia's had it for a while. But I'm seeing these TikToks. Everywhere in Australia has it. Yeah. Like if you go to somewhere that doesn't have it, people are like, whoa, what's going on? But TikToks with these Americans are like, oh, man, it's so fast. I just tap my card and then I go. Like welcome to the future.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, side note, if you don't always check the price that's on the screen before you tap and get. Yeah, baller. But also be warned. There's a lady in the UK who has just tap and gapped when she was only buying one bunch of bananas.

Oh, so yeah, you'd think, oh, a couple of bucks. No, you'd go fruit store, yeah. And it was at the self-checkout too. Yeah. So she put them on the scales, dealt with it herself, put it in the thing, still didn't look at the price. Okay. Pay by card, tapped it.

Oh, no. And just as the payment's gone through, she's noticed it. Just before it said accepted, she paid $3,000 for one bunch of bananas. What? There's a problem with the scales. Problem with the... A big problem. $3,000.

Anyway, she went to them and said, hey, there's an issue here. How pissed off would you be if you'd been charged $3,000 for your bananas? Also. Yeah. What? how rich is she because i've never had a limit of being able to spend three thousand dollars on my car in one day how rich are you to have three thousand dollars in the grocery account yeah like that yeah you know yeah doing all right yeah so maybe she didn't ask for a refund how pissed off would you be if they said yeah we'll give you a refund We have to give it to you in cash Or we have to give it to you in store credit I'd be like oh hell no

They couldn't refund her They did have a problem She had to walk 45 minutes to another store To get her refund Yeah yeah yeah But at the same time she didn't look She just accepted the payment The store could have gone

Well the contract's legally binding, ma'am. You paid for it. Those are your $3,000 bananas now. Yeah, but their scales were broken. So she could argue two wrongs don't make a right. Whatever the saying is, I don't know. I struggle to get through any bunch of bananas that I buy. But if I paid three grand for them?

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