ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 22nd March 2023

Episode Date: March 22, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Guys, I've got something. I've got something to talk about. You don't reckon my partner would listen to this, eh? She should. She wouldn't be listening. I think it's really healthy if your partner doesn't listen to your radio show. I've always thought that. Well, no, I haven't always thought that, but I came to that realisation a while ago. Because, selfish of you to expect them to listen,

you don't go and watch her do some nursing, do you? I mean, I would. Not every day you wouldn't. Not every day. You wouldn't get her nursing podcast. Nah, probably not. Not really. So, nah, she's not listening

throw her under the bus what do you want to talk about no i'm not throwing her under the bus i've got an idea for a prank oh yeah that's a good one i think so you you sneak out of bed quietly i climb in if if someone is listening no no that that's weird. And then she rolls over and I go, morning. I said a good prank, not a creepy prank. I did that with my boyfriend and sister. And if you're listening to this and you know my partner, please can you just keep your mouth shut or else it ruins the fun. Do you want to be the fun ruiner? So a little bit of background.

Our house, we only have a front yard, don't have a backyard. And there has been so... You've got backdoor access, though. Yeah, there's a little courtyard in the back area. The back door. The front yard is... God, it's been a journey with the lawn and the grass in our front yard. The seed was planted, then it got all weeds through it,

and then they tore up the whole thing. It's a nightmare. And then they re-put more dirt in there to even it out, and then they re-laid seed, and then it grew, and then, oh, it's just a freaking nightmare. And it's been years. I paid five grand for grass that you roll out at my last house. And then it started growing weeds.

And I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, years of just torment. And we have a lawn guy his name's Doug we've talked about him on the show before it's just a freaking nightmare but it drives her insane and she's put so much time and effort into it anyway my parents are coming over to visit next month and she's real worried about all the parts of the lawn where the dogs wee that go brown. Because dogs wee, I mean, we put the rocks in their water and it doesn't really work. Is that meant to neutralise their wees?

It's meant to, but it doesn't really work. And there's all these brown patches in our lawn, so it looks a bit shit. Anyway, she's decided that we're now going to take the girls out to the back courtyard so they can wee out the back. What, every time? Every time. It's a nightmare. Because she doesn't want my dad to be, she doesn't want my dad to judge our lawn.

To judge your bad grass. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm freaking over it. So this is my idea. Yeah. This is a long setup for a prank, but it's good. I'm going to go to the shop and I'm going to buy some green spray paint. Buy a dog suit.

And I'm going to go back to the lawn and then I'm going to spray paint green all the brown patches so it will look perfect. And she will think her plan has finally come to fruition and everything's great, but I've just spray painted the brown patches. Yeah, love it. This is less of a prank and more of just a... Life hack. Yeah, life hack, so you don't have to do this annoying admin of taking the dogs out the back.

Well, yeah, it started more off as that, and then I was like, let's be fun with the prank. Just do that. Yeah. But will it kill the grass more if I spray paint it? The grass is dead. Yeah, but I'm But will it kill the grass more if I spray paint it? The grass is dead. Yeah. But I'm saying will it ruin the soil?

No. No. It will just colour the dead grass on top. You know one time for my 21st birthday and I was living in this house that had a big backyard and it was two levels. So it had a deck out the back where you could see down into the yard yeah and i graffiti spray painted um the entire lawn did you yeah it was so cool i spray painted um that will kill the grass my name yeah and 21st in like graffiti fun art and it was cool yeah um there's another way around this. Just prep your dad and be like, when you get here,

can you please just go overboard about how good the grass is? Nah, because it doesn't look, it looks a bit shit at the moment. Like it really is noticeable. Yeah. Like there is just. He couldn't give two fucks about your grass. He really couldn't. He doesn't even have grass where he is.

It's in a drought. Let me tell you, it's not about him. It's just an excuse for her to go to, what's the word? Just obsess over the lawn. She's in her 30s. It's what you do. You get obsessed about

the lawn. I'm over it. I don't care. I'll have dirt in the front lawn. I don't care. You should get a Japanese rock garden. I'm going to get turf. Turf will go... Oh, nah. Nah, because dog piss. No, it's fine if you have good drainage, isn't it?

It'll be yucky and full of dog piss. Is turf the fake grass? Yeah. Yeah. Might not be good. Just give up. Nah, keep going. I say keep going.

Keep trying. Really? Based on what, Ella? Grass will grow. Positive attitude. Get some seeds yourself. Sow them in. The amount we... This is what I'm saying. The amount we have spent. It's a futile exercise. Wait, why?

The amount we have spent on bloody grass. Get a clover lawn instead of a grass lawn. Have you seen the clover lawn? Throw some wildflowers out spent on bloody grass. Get a clover lawn instead of a grass lawn. Have you seen the clover lawns? Yeah, I love the clover lawns. Throw some wildflowers out there in the grass. Yeah. That could work. Did your wildflowers grow, Clint?

I saw you planted some with your kids, didn't you? They did grow, and then we had a tradie come, and they just started to flower, and then we had a tradie come around after the floods to look at this thing, and he trampled all the wildflowers. Oh, that's heartbreaking. He, like, stomped on the garden

and just crushed everything and smashed a pot. Have we had like an attempted home invasion in this garden or something? He really fucked it up. Sounded like maybe there's a bull in a china shop. Yeah. Some people just aren't very careful.

Got it. Sorry about your flowers. Oh, that's okay. Hey, thanks for thinking of. Thank you. I appreciate that. It's been hard. Sorry about your garden, flowers. Oh, that's okay. Hey, thanks for thinking of, thank you. I appreciate that. It's been hard. Sorry about your garden, Bree.

Yeah. It's my lawn. Your lawn. It's my bloody lawn. Your lawn. Our bloody veggie garden going great guns. You'd think dog piss would be great for a garden, eh? You'd think it'd be full of nutrients.

My lawn loves it. Mine's so overgrown. What kind of grass do you have? Just whatever that came with. What kind of dog do you have? A little one. I feel like we've got our dog's bloody bladders aren't in good shape or something. It's like acid piss.

It's like, look at the acid piss all over your lawn. No? I mean, yeah. Is it green? What color is their wheeze? It's real yellow. Guys. I always say to my dogs, I'm like, you should be drinking more water.

You need to get them a Frank Green drink bottle. I'm not yet. They have little puppy bowls, I think. They do have dog bowls, yeah. Let's go. Bree's got grass to mow. No, to spray paint. Oh, to spray paint.

I can't wait to see what it looks like. You need to get the right shade of green. That's going to be your issue, yeah. That's the key. Do you reckon I cut some of the grass and take it with me? Either that or spray the entire lawn. Oh, no, that's going to be your issue, yeah. I know, that's the key. Do you reckon I cut some of the grass and take it with me? Either that or spray the entire lawn. Oh, no, that's too much. That's too much.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint on your Wednesday. Oh, it's a big show today. Good evening. wanted to win anything more on our show than these. This is the hottest prize in radio today. We have a double pass to the Lizzo concert that was announced this morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Free tickets! This is oh god, I need these

tickets so bad. Obviously I can't win, I'm just joking. But if I was you, I've seen the show. It's up on Neon. You can watch it. It is so good. Is it that tour? Is that the one? Yeah, I believe so, yeah. Jeez. It's up on Neon. You can watch it. It is so good. Is it that tour? Is that the one? Yeah, I believe so, yeah.

Jeez. It's epic. She's in art. She's playing Spark Arena. All the details are at zmonline.com. But if you want some free tickets, you need to call us at Bad Bitch O'Clock. That's right.

When is that? Oh, Bad Bitch O'Clock? Yeah. That's 5.30. Of course it is. Of course it is. That's when you'll need to call for? Yeah. That's 5.30. Of course it is. Of course it is. That's when you'll need to call for the Lizzo tickets. 5.30.

The first person who gets through at 5.30 is going to score this double pass to go and see Lizzo for free from us this afternoon. This is massive. So that's huge. What else is on the show today? We also have Kat from Christchurch. You may have seen her on TikTok. She's a beautiful woman

who posted four days ago how she doesn't have any friends. She is very lonely. She has no one in the world. Four days later, she's received thousands of messages. 9,000 TikTok friends. It's just wild

and such a nice story where people have really reached out to her to be like, I'll be your friend. It's a positive social media story as well. It really is. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's the power of what good social media can do, this story. Exactly right. We'll get her on around 5.30 as well.

First though, tradie versus lady. Let's do this thing. The lady's pushing ahead ever so slightly. They're up by two wins. If you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady on 0800 Dial ZM right now. Bree and Clint. Time for tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. Right, if you're following along the score update for the year, the ladies are in front on 24. The tradies not far behind on 22. Let's meet our lady first. She's calling in from Rangiora. She is 34 years old and she has travelled to 25 different countries.

Welcome to the show, Brittany. G'day, Brittany. What's your favourite country you've been to? It's such a hard one, but one of my favourites was India. India. I've heard it's amazing. Yeah, that's a bucket list for me as well.

You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling in from Taranaki. They are 39 years old, and they like long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. Piss off, they do. Welcome to the show, Jason. Jason, do you actually, and are you single? Because I feel like the ladies will want to know that.

Unfortunately, happy marriage. You take your missus on long walks on the beach? Oh, you're going to need to move around a bit, Jase. Your reception is not very good. Can you hear me? Yeah, there you go. That's a bit better. Okay, Jase, your buzzer is tradie and Brittany, yours is lady.

Whoever gets the three answers first is going to win 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Representing the Southern Cross constellation, how many red stars appear on the national flag of New Zealand? Lady. Yes, Brittany.

Four. Yeah. On the money. It's a good start for the ladies. That's one point to them. Question number two. We're giving away Lizzo tickets today at Bad Bish O'Clock. Is that 4.30, 5.30?

Oh, yes, Jason. 5.30. Yeah, well done. He was listening earlier. He's on the board. We're one apiece. Question number three. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Sunday morning. Sunday, Sunday this song. Sunday morning. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday morning. Okay. I don't know. Kiwi Boy. Lady? Yes, Brittany. Rick James?

Mick James? Mick James? You are so close, but we cannot give that. Mitch James. You were so close, but we cannot give that. Mitch James. You were so close. I thought they said Mick or something. You said Mick James and Rich James. You've been Rickrolled, Brittany.

All right, no points there for anyone. Question number four, we're still one apiece. Name two of the seven wonders of the world. Trady. Yes, Jason. The Eiffel Tower of the world. Trady. Yes, Jason. The Eiffel Tower and the pyramids in Egypt. Neither of those are actually included in the seven wonders of the world, but you would think they were, Jason.

Brittany, you want to guess? Oh, I think one is in Vietnam. I've actually been to it. I'm just having a massive blank. I would have accepted the Coliseum, the Great Wall of China, the Taj Mahal, Christ the Redeemer, Machu Picchu. There's quite a few. Well, there's seven.

There's seven. But no points there for anyone. Question number five. Which car producer makes the Hilux ute? Trady. Yes, Jason. Toyota. It is Toyota.

Sorry, fat fingers. Don't know what's happening there. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Brittany. Question number six. Which New Zealand town or city, starting with R, does NBA superstar Stephen Adams hail from? Yes, Jason. Rotor hail from? Yes, Jason.

Well done, Jason. That's the game. Nice work, Jase. 50 bucks coming your way. Sweet. See you at Bad Bisher Clock for those Lizzo tickets. Yeah, hopefully. Yeah, hopefully.

Bree and Clint, tradies are one behind in the stakes now. Bree and Clint. There are free lizo lizo tickets up for grabs at Bad Bish O'Clock this afternoon. That's 5.30. You've got to start doing those tongue exercises

I gave you. A little lizo. Hey, how often do you wash your towel? I'm going to say once, maybe two times a week. Okay. Yeah. What is it? Once or two times a week?

Depends how dirty I am. Generally, though, on an average week. Once, I'd say. Once a week. On an average, normally in winter, once. Summer, maybe twice. Yeah, okay. Just because it's sweaty. I'm a once-a-weeker.

There is information that has been released from a microbiologist about how often we should be washing our towels. Between the dead skin cells and humid bathroom air, towels can easily become the perfect bacteria breeding ground. Everyone knows that. Towels can stink. And if you use them when they're dirty, they can cause acne and other skin irritations. Can they? Also, they stink.

Yeah, you know when a towel needs a wash because it gets a bit whiffy. So, this microbiologist has gone into how often you should be washing your towel in the washing machine. It's not every day, is it? It's not every day.

Okay. It's not every day. However, it's a lot more frequent than once a week like you and I are doing. According to this microbiologist, you should wash it every three uses. No. No, no. No. That's not days. That's uses. No. No, no. No. That's not days.

That's uses. So if you shower in the morning and the evening, then you should be changing out your towel every day and a half. What about when you brush your teeth and then you have to wipe your face on something? Does that count? No, that doesn't count.

We're talking about a full body scrub-a-dubs. I just can't be bothered. Does that count? No, that doesn't count. No, no. No, no. We're talking about a full body scrub of dubs. No, I just can't be bothered. Neither can I. I've survived so far. Neither can I. But it does make me think that a week is way too long. Yeah, well, I mean, I love having conversations about towels

because I always bring up the fact that your towel situation freaks me out and the producers are now on board. They also think it's weird. You have one towel in your rotation. Not for the whole family. Just I have a towel. I have my own towel. Yeah.

Yeah, the family towel. No, we don't have a family towel. No, but yeah. So let's just talk about you. Yeah, my towel. You have one towel that you use constantly. Yeah. So you will wash that towel once a week and it goes back into the rotation.

There's no other towels that are in your... When it's clean, yeah. So it gets washed and dried and then it goes back in. What's fine with that? One towel. But how's that any different to having two towels but using one for a whole week? You're working that towel too hard. That towel needs a rest. The towel will tell me when it needs a rest. It needs a rest. Right now it's fine. Remember when you told us about

that thing that you also, like what your towel has to go through? No, okay. Excuse me. That's not part of this conversation. Well now we kind of have to allude to it because it sounds like that. No, you can't say that on the radio. What? You can't say that on the radio. What? You can't say that. You can't say that. Now it sounds even worse. Yeah, that's why you shouldn't have said it in the first place.

Okay, it's not that. It's not what you're thinking it is. I'm trying to help you. You're not trying to help me at all. Do you want me to allude to it? You're trying to throw me under the towel bus. Do you want me to allude? And then you won't get in trouble. It'll be there.

You know, like, obviously us as humans, we have body hair and sometimes you have to get rid of, well you want to get rid of certain body hair. Clint would put his hair into the towel. Not that towel. And then shake it outside. Not that towel.

Not the bath towel. Oh, wait. Not the towel I'm rubbing my body with. Oh, see, I didn't know this. No. What towel was it then? The ground towel. What?

Wait. The bath mat? Yeah, the bath mat. Wait? Wait. The bath mat? Yeah, the bath mat. Wait a second. No one cares about that towel. That's your foot towel. No, wait. Wait.

Okay. You would use it for that. Yeah. Shake it outside. Yeah. And then would you put it back on the ground? Yeah. Oh, no.

No, no, no. Going off that reaction, no, I, no Going off that reaction No, I'd definitely put it in the washing machine Right now we're talking about things you found In your bed because someone In Queensland Has found a brown Eastern brown snake

Under their duvet We didn't even specify whether that's a bad snake Because we don't know Brown snakes aren't good, eh? An eastern brown snake, not good. They've got to give it a scarier name. Brown snake. I know.

It's very casual. One of the most venomous snakes in the whole world is a king brown. I mean, that sounds kind of boss though. The king bit sounds. Yeah. Makes it sound kind of boss. They've got to call it a deadly brownie or something. Or a big buddy brown brown.

Maybe we'll workshop that. Let's go to the phones. Let's talk to Stephanie. G'day, Steph. Hi, how are you? We're good. The question for you this afternoon is, what did you find in your bed?

I actually found a half-eaten dog bone with meat still on it. From like a dead cow carcass. found a half-eaten dog bone with meat still on it. Oh! From like a dead cow carcass. Oh! Steph! How did this come about? Yeah. He buried it in your bed.

He brought it home to a safe place and he buried it in your bed. Oh, no, he snuck it inside from outside and then, yeah. Steph, my dogs do this too. Why do they do that? Every time I give my dogs a piggy, they'll go off into the house where they're having fun and then I'll go to bed that night and they've put it under my pillow. I think it's just so they love us. Yeah, they're like, I'll let her have it for a bit.

Not the bone you were hoping for, right, Steph? Oh, no. No. Okay, thanks for a bit. Not the bone you were hoping for, right, Steph? Oh, no. No. Okay, thanks for the call. We appreciate it. Let's go to James and ask James the same question. What did you find in your beads? No, it wasn't me.

It was my mum. Okay. What did she find? She was in the Solomon Islands, and she could hear rats and stuff crawling through the walls and stuff. And she woke up one morning to a rat curled up by her feet. Oh, the poor thing was cold. Alive or dead?

It was alive and it was cold. Oh, she would have freaked out. Yeah, nah, she went nuts. I'll bet she did. I'll bet she did. Especially when you're in a foreign country too. Like this is what Bri and I were saying about the Australia thing. One rat and you'll go, every bed is full of rats.

Everywhere is full of rats. I don't feel safe. I don't feel safe. I don't know anything about this country. I don't feel, I'm not in my safe place anymore. Listen to this text. I had a Japanese exchange student once and we lived on a farm. So she loved all the animals as they were pretty new to her. She walked into the bedroom and screamed

because the cat had left a dead rabbit without its head on the pillow. That's not the only dead rabbit head text we've got as well. Someone else's cat went out hunting late at night and came home and put a rabbit's head in their bed. Just the head. Well, we know where the head's gone from the other rabbit now. What about this one?

It's another cat. They said, I woke up after staying the night at a friend's house to what looked like a toy rubber snake laying on the bed. I carried on sleeping and when I properly woke up, I found out it wasn't a snake but a dead eel. My friend's cat liked to go fishing at night and gifted it to me. A whole eel?

I hate eels. You imagine? Someone said I found a huge praying mantis in my bed. I hopped into bed and I felt something crawl over my legs. Whatever you do, whatever you do, do not make love to that praying mantis because it will rip your head off afterwards and consume your carcass.

I wonder if lesbian praying mantises eat their partner. I think they do. Do they though? Do they? Do they? How else do they? Mind out of the gutter. Let's move on to Ray.

Ray, what did you find in your beard? Yeah what's going on indeed? G'day Ray Well We went to Fiji when I was 11 years old Yeah At least my mother could catch up with friends From when she lived there as a young girl

Yeah And she always reminded me like Every night after tea Wash your face Make sure you wash your face after tea Okay You know You just make sure you wash your face after tea. Okay. You know, you just make sure you wash your face.

Yeah. One night, I decided not to. Went to bed, and I woke up with this gnawing on my face right next to my mouth. And I was like, what the hell? Screamed at the top of my lungs. Woke my parents up and managed to turn the light on. And see this hissing cockroach, about two and a half, three inches long scurrying away from me.

Grabbed that size 12 shoe, slammed on it, killed it, and haven't liked cockroaches ever since. Did you like him before that though, Ray? Ray, important question here. How dirty is your face? How much food is getting on your face

after each meal? Do you have a beard? It was like a buffet for the cockroach. It must have been a buffet. I was 11 years old. I had a bit of bum fluff going on the top lip. Ray's going to bed with half a lasagna hanging off his chin. The

cockroach is like... The buffet over in Fiji is much better than that. And Ray, do you wash your face every day now? I do, including my beard. Well done. Good man. Good outcome. Thank you, Ray.

We appreciate the call. Brian Clint. The brutal question we are asking you this afternoon, if you had to choose, are you choosing your pet or your partner? A woman is actually going through this at the moment where her boyfriend of I think about four years has recently bought a house. They've talked about moving in and he said the only way

you're allowed to move in is if you give your two cats up to the shelter. Yeah, savage. She can't do it. She can't do it because she will resent him. She said, because in the article she said, I'd rather be homeless than give up my two cats. Yeah, he's just lost himself a girlfriend. Yeah, and he's not the right person for her

because if he was, he wouldn't make her choose. I don't feel like he cares about her that much because he's given her an ultimatum that means she could walk away. Like if you're going to say that to a person, you have to be prepared for them to go, oh, cats. And then you go, okay, that's a decision that I asked you to make. I feel like people don't realise, but when someone has pets, they're a package deal.

You don't just get them, you get all of them. It's the same with someone with kids. It's not just them you're getting, it's a package deal. But some people really hate cats. So let's find out if you would choose your pet or your partner in this situation. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. What are your thoughts on this, mate? Well, I've actually been in this situation a few years back. Okay. What? Tell us about it. So I've been dating this guy for about six, seven months. He went

through a bit of a situation and I offered for him to move in with me just to help him out and get him back on his feet. Okay. That's nice of you. He turned around and said that if I was to move in, you're going to have to get rid of your cat. Wait, it was your place?

It was my place. And I turned around and said, well, if you're going to give me get rid of your cat. Wait, it was your place? It was my place. And I turned around and said, well, if you're going to give me that ultimatum, you can get stuff. And we're done. Good on you. Bar, bish. Good on you, Christy. Bar, Felicia. I hate to use such

strong language and I apologise. What a silly Billy. You know? Oh, Christy, you're better off. You're better off, my friend. What did he say when you said that? Did he go, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. I'm fine with the cat. No, he turned around and he's like, wait, are you seriously picking

your cat over me? Yes, I am. My cat's been in my life seven years. You've been in it for two minutes. Good on you, Christy. I love it. You're on the skids and I'm trying to help for two minutes. Good on you, Christy. I love it. You're on the skids and I'm trying to help and you can piss off. Thanks, Christy. We appreciate it.

So many good texts coming through on this. Someone said, I've chosen my dog over a partner before. No way was I giving up my dog I'd had for 14 years. How would you even expect to ask someone to do that? People don't understand like dogs that you have for that amount of time, for any amount of time, are like literally your kids. Also that person's stupid to offer that ultimatum. The dog's 14, just wait.

Yeah. Like it's not going to be much longer. Someone else said that's the same as I don't like your kids. You can move in but your kids have to go to the shelter. It kind of is. Well, for me it is because my dogs are like my kids. Yeah, except you can't, yeah, kind of. Hayley's here.

Hi, Hayley. Hello, how are you? Hello, we're good. What do you think, Hayley? Well, see, I would pick a partner over pets. I've got two cats. Yeah. And I had a wee situation with them,

and I was in the bathroom with the mouse. Okay. And we got the two cats in the bathroom with me, and I ended up having to catch it. Oh, bloody useless cats. Useless, eh? So I want to put you in that same situation with the partner. Who do you reckon would have caught the mouse in that situation,

you or the partner? Oh, no, definitely not her. There's no way she would have. She was out the door screaming. So really, really what you're... Hayley, no one's any good there. Yeah, you're realising all you can rely on is yourself. Yeah, but, you know, she can cook.

Cats can't cook. I feel like, Hayley, you should just, you know, throw your hands up, get a dog and be done with it. I think that might be the way. Yes, Hayley. People do that. They clean the floor. Or a mouse.

Exactly. Or a mouse. That's right. Thanks, Hayley. Thank you for your honesty. We really appreciate it. Thanks for following. A lot of texts.

Someone said, never would I choose a partner over a pet. A pet is a commitment for their life. A partner is just there for some of yours. Well, in a lot of cases, yes. A lot of the time, you know, things don't work out. Whereas pets, you have them for their whole life. It's overwhelmingly pet in this situation. A lot of people.

In the feedback that we're getting, it's overwhelmingly pet. You should never make someone choose. No. Because you're going to be disappointed. Yeah. Well, if someone made me choose, you're going to be disappointed yeah well if someone made me choose you're going to be disappointed

especially if they had the animal first that's what I mean like if you're like four years into a relationship and you know that you guys are going to move

in together soon and they're like I'm thinking about getting a cat that's the time to say something that's the time once they've got it

it's a done deal Bree and Clint time for the later from iHeartRadio this is the latest live from iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Zima Cathy. One of the most beloved TV series of the last decade, I reckon. Ted Lasso is back.

There are new episodes out on Apple. Is it Apple? Apple TV. And they've only bloody put one up. One a week. Oh, one a week. But Ted Lasso's gone to the White House, Dean. Sure has.

No, Ted Lasso's not going to be up for the next presidential election, but I would definitely be kind of okay with it. This is what's happened today. Super cool. Jason Sudeikis and the cast of Ted Lasso all went to the White House today to team up with President Joe Biden to talk about mental health. And it was really, really incredible to see Jason take to the, he was literally at the White House stand.

You know, the actual stand, the President's stand. That was so incredible to have a conversation about mental health for Apple Plus TV. And so really, really awesome when they can connect with so many people through a show and act as like, you know, the cast of Ted Lassow to talk about something so important. Their message was really strong too. Here's a bit of Jason Sudeikis with the entire cast behind him speaking at the

White House podium. I just want to say it is sincerely an honour to visit the White House and to have the opportunity to speak to the President and to the First Lady about the importance of mental health. So no matter who you are, no matter where you live, no matter who you voted for, we all probably, I assume, we all know someone, or have been that someone ourselves, actually, that's struggled, that's felt isolated, that's felt anxious, that has felt alone.

And it's actually one of the many things that, believe it or not, that we all have in common as human beings, right? That means that it's something that we can all and should talk about with one another when we're feeling that way or when we recognize that in someone feeling that way. So please, we encourage everyone, and this is a big theme of the show,

is to check in with your neighbor, your coworker, your friends, your family, and ask how they're doing. And listen, sincerely. It's a powerful message. He is so typecast as Ted Lasso now. That's Jason Sudeikis speaking. I can only hear Ted Lasso. Yeah. That's one of my favourite things about the show

Ted Lasso is that it covers a lot of wide ranging kind of storylines. It's not really about soccer is it? No it's not and one of the big ones is obviously Ted Lasso the character struggling with really bad anxiety attacks. So it's such a good message.

And I just love the vibe of the show. It's a great vibe that they send out. Yeah. You know? It's a feel-good one. It is. For sure. That's the latest.

Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. On the weekend, someone, one person, won $15.5 million in Lotto. In New Zealand? In New Zealand. Where were they?

Um, Christchurch. Okay. I think, from memory, they bought on the app. Did they? Yeah.

Because we always say in here, no one wins on the app. No one ever wins on the app. Well, it turns out someone won $15.5 million. Whenever I hear these stories, I automatically start fantasising about, one, what I would buy, and two, what kind of life I would live

if I was worth $15.5 million. Very privileged one. Very privileged, but also I think very extravagant. People are like, oh, save it up for a rainy day. I'm like, hell no. I'm rich. I may never be this rich again. It's time to live.

Well, by the sounds of your take on it, you probably won't be very rich for long. It's okay. It's okay. At least you could, like one Republic song says, at least you can say I lived. You know what I would do? I'd put it into a high interest account and I'd live off

and I'd live off all the interest I would make. That's what I would do. Vintage strategy. Then I'd live off all the interest I would make. That's what I would do. Vintage strategy. Then I started reading this article about specifically this, how rich people live. What I've got here, five real facts about five real rich people. Okay. And we're talking crazy rich.

And I'm wondering if you can match the facts to the person. All right. Okay. So here are the people involved in this. Okay. Oprah Winfrey. I'm going to write this down. right. Okay. So here are the people involved in this. Okay. Oprah Winfrey. I'm going to write this down. Oprah.

Yep. Harry and Meghan Markle. Okay. Elton John. Elton John. Rishi Sunak. He's the Prime Minister of the UK, who's worth close to a billion dollars. Okay.

Never heard of him till now. Rishi Sunak. Yep. And Nicola Peltz Beckham, who is Brooklyn Beckham's wife. Her family are uber rich. They're richer than the Beckhams. Got it. Okay.

Here's your first fact. Okay. In an 18-month period in the mid-1990s, this person spent $78 million in 18 months, including half a million dollars on fresh flowers. Ooh, I was going to say Elton because I think he's quite extravagant, but the flowers thing, I'm going to say it's Oprah. You reckon it's Oprah? Lock in Oprah.

Elton. Elton. Damn it! He spent half a million dollars on fresh flowers in 18 months. God, that's a waste. And he wasn't even at the house. He was touring. He just said,

there must be fresh flowers in my house every day. What a waste. Okay, that's a waste. And he wasn't even at the house. He was touring. He just said, there must be fresh flowers in my house every day. What a waste. Okay, here's the next one. This person's father sued the florist from their wedding because the flowers were not white enough. White. Okay, so the father sued... The florist from the wedding

because the flowers at the wedding weren't white enough. Nicola. Nicola is't white enough. Nicola. Nicola is correct. Yes. Nicola Peltz Beckham's father did that. Sounds like a real rich person thing to do. Doesn't it? Yeah.

Okay, this person had a photo opportunity. They had to pose for a photo. So they borrowed a Kia Rio, which is like a little hatchback, to fill up at the petrol station because their other cars were all Range Rovers and somebody else fills those up for them. Who's that one? Wait, so say again. They had to have a photo opportunity without filling up their car

so they borrowed a Kia Rio so they could look relatable. Sounds like something a politician would do. I'm going to say it's the politician. Rishi Sunak? Correct. Imagine trying to look relatable. People know that you're worth close to a billion dollars and you show up with a Kia Rio? No, no one is believing

that. At least like show up with a bloody Volkswagen Tourag or something. You've got two left. You've got Harry and Meghan and you've got Oprah. I'm going to give you both of the facts and then you can decide whose is whose. One of these people has 16 bathrooms in their house

but only 9 bedrooms. Right. 16 bathrooms, only 9 bedrooms. That doesn't make sense. And one of these people purchased 870 acres of land on the island of Maui in Hawaii last week to add to the 100

acres of land on Maui, Hawaii they already own. Who's that? I feel like both could be Oprah. Couldn't it? Both could definitely be Oprah. Both 100% could be Oprah. I'm going to say,

I'm going to say Oprah's the bathrooms and Harry and Meghan are the land. No? Harry and Meghan have 16 bathrooms and Oprah now has 970 acres of land on Maui. What's she doing with that? What is she doing with that? She's like, I'm going to start a real simple hobby farm.

Do you think she likes quad biking or something? Yeah, can you imagine? Bree and Clint. Get those fingertips warmed up, everyone. It's time for Google to help. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually...

You know who would be good at this game? Who? A lesbian praying mantis. Wouldn't they? Fire on the keys. Yeah, very fast. Yep. This is Googletown where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler.

And here's how it works. I will be asking the questions. I've put these exact questions into Google. You just need to yell out the most common answer that comes up. The person who's correct gets a point. First, the three wins. And we have a bunch of people who have texted through on 9696 who they think is going to win. Clint, Producer Claude, Producer Ella,

and whoever does will take home 50 KFC chicken dollars. Let's do this thing. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. How many Oscars has Meryl Streep won? You should know this off the top of your head because, I mean, I can't. 18. That's right, Clint.

There's so many. Did you count that? 18. I don't know. I spelled everything wrong. Did you guess that? No, I saw her number and I yelled it out. She's won three.

What? She's been nominated a record 21 times. 18 Oscars would make her the greatest actor of her generation, Claude. She is Clint. She is. How dare you say it would make her. Obviously she is. Question number two.

How much does a male gorilla weigh? How much? 440 pounds. I'm going to give it to Claude. Just though, producer Ella. You were close, my friend. You were close. You were too shouty. At least I said something.

It's fine. On the air? We were going to give it to you, but you were a bit too. Chill, bro. All right, just do the next one. All right, Wonder Claude, Wonder Clint, question number three. How much is 440 pounds in kilos? Oh, crap.

199.581. 199.5... That is right, Claudia. I would have accepted 199 kilos. That's a big gorilla, eh? I can't spell gorilla. No. What?

Oh, that was the weight of the gorilla converted to kilos. Yeah. I never want to be going with this game now. Yeah, see? Fun. A little twist in there. Okay, two to Claude, one to Clint. Question number four.

You need to get this one, guys. I would have thought a gorilla weighs more than 200 kilos. You really hung up on this gorilla. Actually, yeah. I thought it would be like five. I would have thought it would have weighed a lot more. That's a lot. Yeah.

When there's all blacks. 200 is a lot. Yeah, but when there's all blacks who weigh like 130, it's like. Yeah, I mean, 130 to 200. And I mean, those all blacks are big men. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Question number four. Hey, don't come for me. It's on Google. Don't come for me. I'm not making it up. Okay, question number four. How long is the longest game of tennis ever recorded? How long? 11 hours and 5 minutes.

Oh, that's a dead hate. No, that was me. I'm going to give it to Ella. Yeah, I think you started just before me. She just started. give it to Ella. Yeah, I think you started just before me. She just started, but it was close. No big deal. 11 hours and five minutes. It was between a guy named John Ishrand and Nicholas Muhut at the 2010 Wimbledon.

That's crazy. Question number five. One to Clint, one to Ella, two to Claude. How long do toucans live for? to Ella, two to Claude. How long do two cans live for? How long? Up to 20 years. 20 years. Deuces of Claude's done it again. Takes it out.

Obvious answer, which means Tiana, you backed Claudia and you've won yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Yay, thank you so much. No worries. You enjoy that KFC. Back in the winning horse, as per usual, it is Claudia. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here it is, birthday banger time on our show. This is where you guys call up, tell us your birthdays, and we give you back the number one song that was top of the charts on your 16th. Amber's here to play. G'day Amber. G'day Amber. Hey guys, how are ya? Good mate, how's your day been? Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. How about you? Yeah, good mate. Are you on your way home? Yes, I am, yeah. Okay, perfect. Let's get you there. What's your birthday? 15th of December 1992. Alright Amber, that means you were

16 in 2008 and on the 15th of December this would have been number one. All the shingle ladies. Are you one, Amber? Are you a single lady? No, no. I'm wifed up. Oh, you're wifed up. So was Beyonce when she wrote this song, weirdly.

Yeah, true. Was it a message she was sending? Do you like it? Does that get a tick of approval from you, Amber? Yeah, it's all good. It's all good. Okay, cool. Yeah, let's do another birthday banger for TJ.

Kia ora, TJ. Hello, TJ. Kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going? I'm ora, TJ. Hello, TJ. Kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going? I'm good. Very good.

Thank you. TJ, I need your date of birth and we'll figure out this birthday banger. Sure. My birthday is 3rd of April, 1989. Right. That means you were 16, TJ, in 2005. And on that day, this would have been number one. You should let me love you. TJ in 2005 and on that day this would have been number one.

Mario, Let Me Love You. Written by Neo. Yeah. Given to Mario. Massive hit around the world. I love it. Great song. TJ, do you like this song

as your birthday banger? Yeah, it's alright but not too much hype in all right, but not too much hype in that. No, not too much hype in that. It's a bit of a slower one, isn't it? Yeah. You were hoping for a fast-paced banger, were you, TJ? Pardon? Yeah, no, no.

All good. All right, wait there. Wait there. We'll do one more for Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hello, guys. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you going? Oh, not too bad. Not too bad. Just sitting here with my daughter who made me call. Oh, Sandy. Hello, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going? Oh, not too bad. Not too bad. Just doing here with my daughter who made me cool. Oh, nice. What's your daughter's name? What's her name?

Kendall. Kendall. What's your name? Cool name. How old are you, Kendall? Seven. Nice. Okay, let's figure out your mum's birthday banger and we'll see what she gets.

What's your birthday, Sandy? It's 11th of January, 1986. All right. That means you were 16 in 2002 and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I love this song so much That's a good one I am at the bunghole For this Sandy

This is Natasha Beddingfield's brother Daniel Beddingfield Who's actually a Kiwi As well He's from Auckland Yeah I've got to get through this

Sandy I'm backing you in For the win That's my vote as well Sandy I think you're about To win birthday banger Here we go Awesome Thanks guys There it is Say thank you To your daughter Kendall Because you've won My friend saw him Sandy, I think you're about to win Birthday Banger. Here we go. Awesome. Thanks, guys.

There it is. Say thank you to your daughter, Kendall, because you've won. My friend saw him beatboxing his own name on Queen Street once. Boom, boom, Daniel. Boom, boom, Biddingfield. How many Razzies had he had that night? I think a few. Brian Clinton, this is your Birthday Banger from the year 2002 on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint, that's the winner of birthday banger this afternoon.

Do you reckon you're the favourite child in your family? No. You don't? Never have been, never will be. Really? And that's okay. You're one of three. They've got two girls and a boy.

Two girls and a boy. Are you the middle? I'm the middle, so I'm never going to be the favourite. You reckon middle child's never the favourite? Never. I'm the eldest. Always the favourite. You reckon?

Or eldest or youngest, yep. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah, eldest or youngest. The middle's just eldest or youngest. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah, eldest or youngest. The middle's just kind of like, eh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A bit forgotten about, eh? Yeah. The first is the first.

And the last, that's the last. It's the baby. The middle. Yeah. Yeah, right. I heard today of a way that you can tell if you are the favourite child. There is a way to tell if you are the favourite child. And that is to find out whether... Stage the fact that you've all passed away

and see which one your parents cry more about. Yeah, fake your death and see if your parents care. No, it's to find out if your name features in either of your parents' passwords. Oh, see, that makes sense. If you're the password child, you're the favourite child. Yeah, gotcha. So I thought this afternoon we could call your mother. Oh, see, that makes sense. If you're the password child, you're the favourite child. Yeah, gotcha. So I thought this afternoon we could call your mother.

Oh, no. And you could probe her to find out if you feature in any of her passwords. Okay. Her Netflix passwords, her bank passwords. There's a lot of passwords. There's a lot of passwords. I feel like I should be in one of them. And only three children.

So do you get a mention? And are you the favourite? But now she's got a grandchild. I know. You know, that comes into it. Hello? Hello, Mum. Yeah, how you going, Rana?

Good. How are you? Yeah, good. What's happening? Nothing much. Hey, quick question for you. Yeah. Do you know your passwords for things?

Yes. You know, like you've probably got a bunch of different passwords. Does my name feature in any of those passwords? Initials, maybe. Initials, I mean, that's a stretch. So my name doesn't feature in any of your passwords? No. Okay.

My second question. Do either Amber or Aiden's name feature in your passwords? No, they don't. Only initials. And that's of all of you. Okay. What about Jonty, your first grandchild's name? Initials.

Okay. I never put full names in because I reckon you're asking for trouble, aren't you? Yeah. You probably shouldn't talk about this live on national radio either. Now that I think about it. Mama Di, the theory goes that if you have a full name of any one of your children in your passwords, they are the favourite. They are the favourite child.

You've really hedged your bets here and you've put all of the children in there in one way or another. So I've got to ask you straight, forget the passwords, who's your favourite? Absolutely not, mate. Mum. Jeez, I value my life. Mum, you're on my radio show. Please just say me this one time.

Just once. That's one time. The other kids don't even listen. They know. No once. Just once. Just once. The other kids don't even listen. They know. No. You ask Clint. That is an absolute no-no. Ask me.

Ask me, Brie. Ask me which one of your mum's kids is my favourite. It's Brie. It's as easy as that. You're just going to say Brie. See? Clint picked me. Oh, mum.

Put it this way, Clint. It's getting bad when I even have her dog in my past work. Oh, you're a pushover. Mum, again. You're on national radio. There's so many scammers out there. Hey, thanks, Mum and Dad. Good to talk to you.

Bye, mate. I love you guys. Clint, I was scrolling on TikTok this morning and a video stopped me in my tracks and made me quite emotional watching it. And it was this woman from Christchurch. Her name is Kat. And she jumped on TikTok to talk about how lonely she is and how she doesn't have any friends.

And she feels, yeah, very sad and alone. It's quite emotional and quite gripping, and here's a little bit of the clip. Just going to say it like it is. I don't have friends. Not a one. Not even acquaintances, really. Haven't got a partner.

Haven't had either of those for between around 15, 20 years. And I've told myself over the years that I'm okay with my own company. I'm lying to myself because sometimes I hate my own company. Oh my God, that is so raw. It really is and it struck a chord with me. Someone who I've had to move my entire life a bunch of times away from friends, family because of my dreams. Not because Bree's on the run. No, not because I'm on the run, but because of my job and I was chasing my dreams, but

it meant I was very secluded. You can relate. I can relate. And it's really relatable for adults and it's hard to make friends, you know? Yeah. But the great part of this story is since posting that TikTok four days ago, it's been watched by over half a million people. Wow.

Thousands of comments. Hundreds of people have reached out to her. And it's a very different story from four days ago. And she joins us on the phone right now. Welcome, Kat from Christchurch. Hi. Hey, Kat, Christchurch. Hi. Hey, Kat, you brave old soul. How are you?

Yeah, overwhelmed. I mean, it's the only word I can find, but it's been a whirlwind. It really has. Kat, how many people have reached out to you since posting that emotional and raw video and have offered you an olive branch to hang out and be friends? I've lost count, but probably hundreds. It's not close to early thousands kind of thing.

It's just, yeah. So what are you going to do? How do you figure out who to hang out with? And have you struck up any friendships since posting that video, Kat? I don't know what I'm going to do. At the moment, I'm kind of winging it. Yeah. Because I don't, yeah.

You've gone from loneliness to far too many people to talk to, haven't you? Never far too many because I'm a talker. And I usually want to be told to shut up So I think you set up like a hunger game Situation Kat And you make them fight for your friendship I did meet someone yesterday

And she's a A New Zealand TikToker And we It was like talking with someone that I'd known forever. And we just talked and talked and talked and we swore and we laughed and a whole lot of other things. I did cry just the once, ever so slightly. Yeah. And it was just, yeah. This is the strange thing, andie touched on it at the start even though you

have felt incredibly alone for so long you're not alone in feeling like that and a lot of people feel the way you do cat and i know the reason that brie wanted to get you on is because people can relate to what you were feeling and you've got people who are suffering in silence who don't know where to go with this and for those people who are listening to you now, do you recommend just opening up and just talking about it? Do you think that's what changed everything for you? Yeah, to a degree, because I mean, I haven't always been a person who says, just say it like it is,

just say what you're feeling kind of thing. It's only been maybe not even a couple of years since I've had the confidence to not care what other people think about what I say and what I'm feeling and everything and just blurt it all out. And if someone doesn't like what I'm saying, well, that's on them.

It's not, you know. Yeah, you can't control that. No, you can't. You can't. And you can't change the way you feel. Yeah. And when I posted it, it was like, I mean, I had less than, what, 30 followers on TikTok

and it's like, I just wanted to vent, you know, and I thought, well, look, I never in a million years would have thought that any more than a handful of people would have actually heard. So when a lot of people have heard, because I think like 9,000 people follow you now on TikTok. Yeah. You've got 9,000 friends, Kat.

Yeah, and yeah, it's just unbelievably amazing and humbling. And I mean, I know on you I wasn't the only one, but what's really just really struck me, because I literally have read 99% of the comments and it's just people telling me how they're feeling and how hard it is for them and telling little snippets of their own story in a comment box because that's the limit kind of thing. And I've been sitting here and crying at other people's stories and everything. And it's just, yeah.

Absolutely, Kat, because I feel like, you know, I really related to it when I watched it because I've felt this many, many times, especially in my adult life, where the last three years have been really tough for a lot of people, especially people who weren't able to see their family and their close friends. And I think good on you for being brave and having that moment where you're like, you know what, I'm just going to be really real and open. And I mean, look what it's done getting outside your comfort zone. It's opened you up to this world where a lot of other people are like, I feel like that.

Let's do something about it, you know? So good on you. No, thank you. We have just met you through TikTok where we can tell you're a beautiful soul. So thank you for sharing your story. Oh, thank you. And thank you for being brave enough to come on the radio and talk about it as well, Kat. We really appreciate it.

I appreciate that. No, thank you so much. And Kat, I mean what I said when I inboxed you this morning. Whenever I'm in Christchurch, we're going for a drink, my friend. Oh, absolutely. Careful what you wish for, Kat. Honestly, careful you won't be able to get rid of her after this. Gear up for a long ride out, Kat.

We're sending it. I'm up for that. See you, Kat. That's Kat from Christchurch from TikTok. Thanks, Kat. That is an incredible story. Isn't it beautiful? If you are feeling that way as well, just know that there

are people out there that that can help you and and that it is not the end of the road please do not suffer in silence is the message that i think we want to give absolutely and reach out to someone anyone there's always someone and as soon as you do that it it takes the thoughts that are inside your head and it puts them out there and it means that you can move forward. Totally. I'm quite excited about this. I saw this story and it was talking about a wedding that has happened recently and the two people getting married were massive Harry Potter fans. Oh, yeah, okay.

Big fans of the pothead and they decided that their whole wedding would be Harry Potter themed. And one of the- Cool. What? Hey. Hey. Ease up.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Just because it's not your thing. Cool. Not my thing either, but it would have been cool to go to it. Yeah, it would. It would have been quite cool. Everyone's in gowns. All weddings are the same.

You might as well do something different. Yeah. Yeah. One of the coolest things that I saw was at this wedding is for the table settings, like where people were sitting at the reception, they had a Harry Potter sorting hat. Oh, I love that. So, and they actually had one made that worked. Yeah. And people then got put into different.

What do you mean one that worked? Like it worked. Like a real sorting hat? Yeah, like it was, it talked and moved. Oh, but it just randomised you. I think so, yeah. Yeah, right. You know the Harry Potter sorting hat.

Not Slytherin, eh? But you could be great, you know. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness. There's no doubt about that. No? Well, if you're sure, better be Gryffindor! Such an iconic scene.

And I've seen that one because I've watched the first film. Same. It made me think, like, if you and I attended this wedding, where would we be seated? Would it be Gryffindor? Would it be Slytherin? Would it be Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? You and I...

Have no idea. ...don't really know much about Harry Potter. No, the Harry Potter universe passed us by. Exactly, and this is when we need to lean on to our listener fano that do love Harry Potter. Yep. Because they're going to know, if you know us... Yeah, you know us.

If you know us quite well and you feel like you know what house Clint would be sorted into and what house I would be sorted into, we'd love to hear from you. Yeah, and why? What is it about us that puts us in that house? You can text your answers to 9696 or you can call 0800 DIAL ZM. Should we ask the producers because they're both Harry Potter fans. Claudia at least is adamant she knows what house we fall into.

I'm very certain about Clint's house, but I'm still kind of on the fence about Bree's. I have actually taken the Harry Potter quiz. Interesting. So I'm interested to see if you're so confident. What do you think I am? A hundred percent. I think you're a Slytherin. Slytherin!

Without a doubt. Yeah, I'd have to go Slytherin. Slytherin! Without a doubt. Yeah, I'd have to go, I'd have to agree. Why? Just because of the way you are. I agree. Okay, well that's not what the quiz said, so I'm bummaged. Am I a Slytherin for you too? Yes.

Okay. What am I? Slytherin! I'm debating. I feel like my heart is putting you in Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff! Same. I would put you H is putting you in Hufflepuff Hufflepuff I would put you Huffle I love Hufflepuff Hufflepuff

It's fun to say You try it Hufflepuff Nailed it Alright well they're both wrong Hey guess what tonight is guys Oh is it sexy Wednesday It's hump day Well, they're both wrong. Brie and Clint. Hey, guess what tonight is, guys? Oh, is it sexy Wednesday?

It's hump day. Are you going home to shave your legs? Humpy days. You're humping on hump day. No. Anyone? Producers, anyone know what today is? Wednesday.

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Oh, vintage memes. Yeah. Producer Ella feels like she knows. Oh, Claudia did say it, so I'll let you say it. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Ted Lasso. Yeah, that's right, my friends.

It's Ted Lasso day, everyone. Oh, my God, I'm so not even close to starting Ted Lasso. Oh, yeah? Seriously? No, I've got too much to watch. Catch up, man. I've just started The Last of Us. Oh, true.

I want you to stay on that. And then I've got to get through you. Oh, you's boring want you to stay on that. And then I've got to get through You. Oh, You's boring. Nah, get off that. Nah, I disagree with that. I feel like the second half of You saved it. Oh, You is not above Ted Lasso, by the way. Right.

In my order of things I need to watch. I'm just saying there's a lot of stuff. I wish I had a lot of stuff. I've watched everything. It's boom or bust, eh? You either have heaps of shows queued up and you feel stressed out about how many shows you've got to watch or you've got nothing.

Survivor Australia is about to end, guys, and I will have nothing in this world. Surely there's another Survivor franchise happening around the world. Oh, there's a million. Yeah, surely there's always one on. I know, but I just... They're about to shoot a new UK one. I just love, like, I love the Aussie one.

Yeah, right. Because I feel like, I don't know why. I just really like it. They even screen that here? I don't know. They used to. I know it used to be screened here. Yeah.

But I'm not sure if this season is. I'm hanging out for a new season of House Rules. Because I'm in my mid-thirties. Oh, yeah. House Rules is good. Love House Rules. That is the best show'm in my mid-30s. Oh, yeah. House Rules is good. Love House Rules. That is the best show, in my opinion, to go on. You get your whole house renovated in the first round.

Yeah. I mean, how good? That's all you want. And then you might win like $100,000 or something, whatever it is. Whatever. Where's the block? You could get nothing. Literally could get nothing.

You could lose three months of your life For nothing Exactly Except a humiliating live television auction Get to meet Mark Richardson though So that's good That's the end of our show Have a great night

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