ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd March 2024

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

With Brodie Kane! Clint has a new pet.  Fresh Kate Middleton audio.  Brodie is trying to meet people on Strava??  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now. ZM. Bree and Clint. With guest host Brodie Kane.

That's us everybody. Kia ora. Are the Waa's on tonight? Are they? Up the Waa's in Ototahi Christchurch. Let's go. You know what's fun about that? Because I used to go to watch the Warriors play in Christchurch when I lived there.

But weirdly, when the Warriors played in Christchurch, it was a home game for the other team. So they would take a game out of Auckland, but the ground announcer would be like, give it up for your team tonight, the Tigers. And I was like, no, we're here to support the Warriors. But tonight is a home game support the Warriors. But tonight is a home game for the Warriors in Otutahi Crusher.

The NRL does still do that though. Yeah. And it's to widen the enjoyment of the rugby league in other places.

Like quite often Wellington will be like a oh, he's going to sneeze and is it coming? There it is. There it is.

Good boy. There it is. But it is. Good boy. There it is. But yeah, they still do do that. To share the love. But good that it's a Waz home game down there. I'm just checking my Tribe app. And yep, no Warriors are the home team tonight against the Raiders at 8 o'clock tonight.

Should we chuck a bet on? First try score is my favourite thing. Are we allowed to talk about gambling on the radio? I don't even know. Yeah. Are we? Yeah. We do. Chuck a cheeky 10 on first try scorer. Shot favourite thing. Are we allowed to talk about gambling on the radio? I don't even know. Yeah. Are we? Yeah. We do.

Chukachiki 10 on first try scorer. Shotgun DWZ. I always go Tohu Harris because he pays good. It's like 26 bucks. You put 10 on, there's 260 bucks. Now we are talking about gambling. Now we are talking about gambling. Now we're getting into odds. Safer communities together, team. Do it responsibly. Also, for a behind the scenes view, Brodie and I

have just come from a very fancy KFC lunch where celebrity chef Hercules Noble has been making KFC really fancy. Like really fancy. Like you lift a cloche and all of this smoke comes out from underneath it that has infused the KFC food that you've been eating. Do you know how I described today's KFC meal? Yeah. Sexy.

It was sexy food, wasn't it? It was sexy KFC. Yeah. You know, quite often I'll have KFC on a Yeah. Sexy. It was sexy food, wasn't it? It was sexy KFC. Yeah. You know, quite often I'll have KFC on a Sunday in my track pants on the couch. When you're not feeling your sexiest. Yeah. But this was like, oh, get me a little hot and spicy, you little minx, you. If you want to see it, Ella's putting some photos of that very sexy KFC food up on the

Bree and Clint Instagram account right now. But let's rip into it. We've got a huge show for you. We're going to try and give away 50 grand at 4 o'clock with ZM's 5 on time. And we're going to get straight into Tradie vs. Lady where the gap has been re-extended to 4. The Tradie's up 25. The Lady's 21. It's time, ladies.

It's time. You're due. 0800 dial ZM if you want to play Trad Tradie vs Lady and win 50 bucks cash from KFC yum yum for your sexy chicken 50 sexy dollars from KFC

time for a round of Tradie vs Lady it's Tradie vs Lady ladies need to buck their ideas up because they are slipping. They are slipping. Look, sometimes we just like to think things through a bit more, you know? That's, I think, what comes down to it.

Guys are just like, we're back! Wham, bam! This is a rapid fire competition. I know. I'm just saying. That's what I think it is It's not that we're not The same level of smart

It's just that we're like Oh no and I didn't say that Excuse me Excuse me It's 25 to 21 So it's not a lost cause Our lady is calling From Upper Hutt

She's 38 She has nine brothers Two with the same name And two of them Date girls with the same name That's quite incredible. Tell us about Christmas Day Becks. So obviously different mums or different dads for these boys.

Yeah, yeah, they are. So what are the two boys with the same name? So the oldest one, oh, they're called Matthew. Two Matthews in the same family? Yep. So one's got a different dad. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, one's got the same dad and one's got a different dad. Yeah. Hang on, hang on, hang on. No, no, this is really interesting. Do they both have the same mum? No. Do they both have the same dad? No.

Wow. So they're both my half-brothers. Oh, okay. Because I was going to say, somewhere on the line you'd expect the mum or the dad to go, no, no, I've got a Matthew. Regardless of who they're having it with. Okay. And the girls and the girlfriends?

The girlfriends. So I've got two brothers. One's married to Rebecca. Yeah. And so her name is Rebecca Bentley, same as mine. Oh. And, yeah, and then another one is going out with a Rebecca. Wait, there's three Rebeccas in your family?

Well, yeah. Yeah. I'm the OG. When they wrap the Christmas... I'm the OG, Bex. You're the only real Rebecca to us, Bex. Yeah. When they wrap the Christmas presents and'm the OG, Bex. You're the only real Rebecca to us, Bex. Yeah. When they wrap the Christmas presents

and they put little labels on them under the tree, they'd have to go first name, last name. You're Beck 1, Beck 2, Beck 3. Yeah. Hierarchy. You'll need a bigger thing than the little stickers. You are our lady. You've got to beat our tradie today

who's calling from Christchurch. He is 36 and he's a builder who's renovating his own home. You know what they say, a tradie's home is never finished. Welcome to the show, Luke. Hey, guys. Are you on the tools currently? I should be, but I'm talking to you guys. Is it tax deductible?

Can you claim for the hours when you work on your own house? No, no, I just get meals cut. Yeah, yeah, right. get meals cooked. Yeah. Yeah, right. Fair enough. Fair enough. And you're in Ototahi Christchurch. What suburb?

Kaipoi. Oh, beautiful. Home of Kaipoi tyres. Okay. Luke, your buzzer is tradie, and Bex, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, team. Question number one. The DJ, Fred again, again,er is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, team.

Question number one. The DJ, Fred again, again, again, again. Sold out. Oh. Yeah. You don't even know the question yet, Bex. Wellington? No.

No. Damn. So, Luke, you're going to get to hear the whole question unmolested and then get to give a free answer, okay, without the risk of Bex chiming in. Someone's somewhere where something's happening, aren't they? Yeah. The DJ Fred again,

again, again, again, sold out two Spark Arena shows in minutes yesterday. Where is he from? Oh, gosh. New Zealand? No, he's not from New Zealand. Bex, you want to have a go at that? England? Yeah. He's from the UK.

You're right, love. I'm playing in Wellington tonight. That's actually what's-her-name-off-Coro. That's not Fred at all. I'm going to DJ Don Rovers. You come for a pint after my set, y'all. What? One point to the ladies.

Let's keep going. Okay, question number two. What sport does Kiwi athlete Stephen Adams play? Lady. Lady, Bex. Basketball. Thank you. One apiece.

No, two to the ladies. Here we go. Question number three. What is six foot in centimetres? I'll give you, this is a multi-choice. Is it A, 187 centimetres, B, 189 centimetres, or C, 182 centimetres? Lady.

Bex. 189. No. Luke, is it 187 or 182? 187. No. 182. We'll carry on, guys.

It's still one apiece. Question number four. Primarily, what food do the Vogel's company make? Lady. Becks. Bread and cereal. Correct. Yes.

Well done. That's her, isn't it? Oh, that's her? She won. Yeah, she won. That's the win. She's a lady. Keep up, Clint. She's a lady. Kate Park Clint.

She's a lady. Sorry, there are too many Becks in my mind. I was thinking about your sister-in-law and then your bloody boyfriend's girlfriend and all of that stuff. Becks, you're our champ this afternoon. Congratulations. That's a much needed victory to the ladies.

Yes, thank you, thank you. Brie and Clint. I've got a little game to play. Brodie Kane, are you familiar with this song? Lady, hear me tonight I've got a little game to play. Brodie Kane, are you familiar with this song? One of the Great House music anthems. Am I what? From Modjo.

Yeah. It's called Lady. It's one of those ones where you're at the day club, you know, and you're like, I've made it. Yes. I've got my martini in one hand. You might not know who sings it, but when you hear it, you're like, oh, this song is a vibe. Yeah. I saw this really good clip of this guy on TikTok who set himself the challenge to nail the intro and say the words lady at the moment that it comes in on the song, which you think would be simple, right?

Hit the intro when the intro happens. Yeah. Listen to this guy trying to nail it. It's not in English, but you will get the gist. Oh, what a song! Here it comes. Here it comes. Three, two, one.

Lady. Now, now. Lady. No. Fuck, man. When is Lady coming, man? Oh, look, cuando viene Lady tío! Ay mira mira! Lady!

Eh, toma por culo tío, pasó esta canción de mierda! Eh! Lady! Eh, toma por culo tío, de verdad! Espera, espera, lo tomo, lo tomo, lo tomo! Os voy a echar este Lady! Se viene! No, aún no!

Lady! Ay, me está tomando! And then he missed it all together Do you know what that reminds me of? Dr. Dre Dr. Dre when I can't remember what song it is But the na na na

Is it the na na na? Don't worry I won't sing all the lyrics Yeah But there's the pause And then there's Smoked weed every day And everyone tries to get it on time Very hard to do

This sounds harder This sounds harder I thought this afternoon You and I could do the Mojo Lady Challenge. Okay. And try and hit it right on the moment where it comes in. So you're going to go first. And your challenge is to give us a lady right at the right moment.

Okay. Over to you. Oh, I thought you were going to go there. I thought... Lady. Wow! Damn it It's so much Oh god I thought I absolutely

Had that You should have seen Brodie's face too So smug Suck your challenge Clint I was so smug I thought it Who else wants to give this a go Claudia Arrigan you need to have a go at this

Are you willing to take on the Mojo Challenge? Okay. I want it right on the right moment, okay? I'm going to get it. Close your eyes too, please. I don't want you seeing any time, any calculations. Good, that was the first hurdle. Good. Okay, okay.

I thought about it. I'm stressing. How long do you wait for? I'm stressing. How long do you wait for? I'm doing it here. Okay. Ladies. She smoked it. What she said, I didn't say.

She smoked it. Oh. I gave her the signal too Did you? I wasn't even looking at you You're looking for some kudos on that too That came from the heart Damn it It's a whole nother chunk isn't it

It's one of those ones It's three chunks You're on the dance floor And you're vibing And you're trying to be cool to the person That you're trying to mack on at the time And then you go to hit the lyrics But the lyrics are not there behind you

There you go That's the modjo but the lyrics are not there behind you. There you go. That's the Mojo Challenge, everybody. That's good. I actually like that. Try it. Just bring it up on Spotify tonight. Just try it with some mates. It's three chunks, right?

That's the best way to describe it. Or is it? We're not taking our advice from you. No, but it is. I went two chunks. I went one chunk too soon. That's my music. I actually do know quite a bit about music.

Do you, Jess? Yeah. It's three chunks and you're in. Yeah, right. That's a technical music term, by the way. Chunks. See, the person that literally used to play the piano. It's three chunks and goes.

I reckon we should play it. I reckon we get away with this on a Friday Jams day. I 100%. How good was that Mojo song? So good. That put me in such a good mood. A few texts saying thank you for playing that. Just vibes.

Yeah, you're welcome. What's not a vibe is a possum that feels like it owns your house and sneaks up on your back door. Literal back door, not the figurative back door, which is what I've got happening in my house at the moment. If you are on my Instagram, you would have seen a video that I put on my story last night of a literal possum, like an actual possum.

As opposed to one of those not real ones. Yeah, as opposed to a figurative possum. Good point. He climbed. So at the back of my house, I've got these bifold aluminium doors. The possum climbed the aluminium framing. I don't even know how they do this.

He doesn't have suction cups or anything like that. He's not Spider-Man. His claws climbed the aluminium framing of the back door and I heard the scratching at the back door. I just heard... Which sometimes I hear and I'm like, oh, that'll be the cat trying to get in. They're probably not working out the cat door.

I have to go and let the cat in. And I looked beside me and the cat was sitting beside me on the couch. I was like, no, Bowie's here. What is that noise? And then I heard it again. So I get up and I wandered to the back door and there's a fully grown possum

hanging off the door, looking into the house. Just staring at me at face height too. Can I just say, having seen your Instagram and not being a particular fan of possums, literal or figural possums. Yeah. Figural? Figurative. That's the one. Yeah.

He looked quite cute. They are not cute, and I know that they love them in Australia, but he actually looked quite, the way he was looking at you like, guys, guys, guys, guys, I'm here. Let me in. Like, he seemed quite innocent. And I'm getting quite a bit of that. There he is on the screen.

I'm getting quite a bit of that in the DMs at the moment from people who are like, that's a cute possum. He is. Look, he's going along your fence like... I don't think there is such thing as a cute possum, though. He is quite a cute possum. He's off to eat some native bird eggs. No, Kate, no, I know.

I know. He's off to slash the throat of my cat if he gets the chance. Their claws are vicious. Have you ever heard the sound of a possum before? That possum's got a nice face. Do you know what a... Oh, that's my joke. Do you know what a possum sounds like?

Yeah, they're foul. That's a possum. Is that the possum's mouth or the back end? Anyway, I've had issues with possums before. And I... So you're a bit triggered by this. I'm a bit triggered. And also, not only that, you chased him away,

but he wasn't very scared. No, I chased him away with a kid's broom. That'll get you. And I put on... If you watch the Instagram story that is up at the moment, you'll hear me do my manliest voice too. I'm like, get out of here, you stupid possum. Well, let's actually chuck up on the Brian Clint Instagram page a poll.

Screen grab a photo of the possum. Let's call him Brian. Yeah. And let's ask the people whether that, because I think he's cute and I don't think they're cute, but this particular possum actually looks quite delightful. Should he stay or should he go? Well, I mean, he could be your mate or outdoor mate.

My issue is I know that I have to trap him and dispose of him. How do you dispose of him? So that's the issue. I know there's lots of people listening rurally at the moment who are like, no, just a possum. And my mate Jordan, he's like, all this bloody hullabaloo you're making about this possum, we used to just get a 22 and just sort out the possum.

I'm like, yeah, but I don't have a 22. Yeah. And I've also never... And I'm in the middle of... Well, I'm sort of pretty suburban. Yeah, I've never done that before. No. So have you had to do it?

As someone who's not a farmer or a hunter, have you trapped a possum or a different kind of pet? Have you had to trap big rats on your property before? Yeah. And how did you deal with them? And what do I do? What's your advice for me with the possum? How do I deal with, what's his name?

Brian. Oh, 800-1080. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, 800. What's your possum tips for me? That's what I'm looking for this afternoon. 0800 dials at him or text him to 9696. How do we deal with Brian the possum?

Brian. With a little pink nose. With a delightful little face. And the enormous claws that means he can climb up aluminium framing. Yeah, he needs to go. Brian Clint. I have a new pet that I never asked for. It's a fully grown possum that's climbing my back door

and peering in the window at face height. I think that's the most intimidating thing about it is it's up at eye level and he's like, he's not scared of you. Like he's not scared of light. He's not scared of you and he just looks at you through the glass. He is just brazen. He is brazen. I've just shared a reel of him and me trying to chase him away

with a broom. But I know that's not going to do it. I know me chasing away with the broom is not going to do it. I've got a cat door and people are saying the possum's going to come in your back door and your cat door and eat your cat food. Yep, this is all probably making sense. Also, though, Clint, the issue is you've got the wrong pet

because people are texting in and saying, if you have a dog, that should sort it out. Well, yes and no. Listen to this text. I rushed out in the middle of the night in my gruts to what I thought was my dog's getting hold of the neighbour's cat. Turns out it was a possum. It was so dark I couldn't see it properly

and the bugger bit me on the ankle before making his escape. Well, that bit, she was interrupting, you see. If she just let the dogs, you know. Someone said, get a Jack Russell. Gee, they're savage, aren't they? Someone else has been on Instagram and seen the possum and they said, holy moly, he is too cute. If that turned up at my house, I would feed him

and hope like hell he came back every day. See, now he is super cute. Now this is something that I was today years old when I learnt. Raw Feeding NZ Facebook page. Raw Feeding NZ. It's a page of dog owners who only feed their dog a raw meat

diet instead of store-bought biscuits, someone on there might be happy to take your possum and feed it to their dog after they humanely kill it. Fill your boats. Yeah. Come around. If you want to spend the night trapping the possum, you can sleep in the spare beds. I'll put some beers on for you. We're good to go.

I mean, listen to this piece of suggestion for you. Catch a possum in a cat cage, open it, grab its tail, pull it out and just like a windmill, throw it onto some concrete, should sort it out. Put it in the red bin afterwards. Savage. And I, look, I know myself. No, that's cool. I don't think I've got that in me. No, his

little face would look at you. He'd be like, don't hit me on the concrete wall. Jared, have you got any possum experience? No, not so much possum experience, but cat experience. I moved into a new flat, and unfortunately my cats seemed to have been beaten up by the local neighbourhood cats. They were coming in and stealing his food,

and he was coming home with scratches all over himself. So I ended up getting myself a cat cage and putting a little bit of jelly meat in the bottom of it and slowly but surely managed to trap most of the neighbourhood cats. Only one was dumb enough to come back twice. Gave them a little bit of a spray with a garden hose and set them free. That's a very humane way of doing it. I thought you were going to say something way worse than that.

Oh, no, no, not quite that bad. You could maybe bring Doc, see if they've got any spare traps for you lying around, or try and go onto the dock page and Google. Do you reckon? And just make some traps. Do you back my ability to trap some possums, Jared? Do you reckon I can do it? I mean, it's definitely possible.

Definitely possible. Yeah, I'd say probably. This guy's just too familiar. If you keep feeding it though and it's comfortable enough in that trap, it's probably going to come back for a feed every night. Well, I live in the Waitakerees and I'm not silly about the fact that there are plenty of possums out there. They've just been non-brazen going to come back for a feed every night. Well, I live in the Waitakerees, and I'm not silly about the fact that there are plenty of possums out there. They've just been none

brazen enough to come all the way up to my back door like that, you know, and climb the back door. Yeah, like a peeping Tom, almost. Peeping possum. Peeping Brian. Is it also one of those cases, I don't know much about the possums and how they

operate, but is it the case where there's one, there's another? That's what a lot of people are saying. Oh, okay. Like mice, right? So there's a whanau. If you've got one, you've got a few. We're talking about disposing of the possum, which is the right thing to do.

It's a pest. It's a pest. It damages the native wildlife. It's got TB. Someone said, you'll have to be brutal. I hit one at 100 k's an hour and the effer survived. Yeah, I mean you do scrape a lot of them up on the roads

don't you? They're made of different stuff. They are. People offering me their dogs for the night. That's very kind of you guys. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah. But I think I don't know. Hand on heart, what's your gut telling you to do? That tonight I'm putting a bit of black paint under my eyes.

I'm going to get one of those. I'm going to get my swan dry on and I'm going to camp out in the backyard. With what? Not the kid's broom again. That's not going to work. No, I might even go adult broom. Might even get the big boy broom. That's not going to.

To achieve what? What are we trying to do? I don't know. In the back of my mind, I reckon I'll get him. Get him? What does that mean? Wapow. You're. In the back of my mind, I reckon I'll get him. Get him? What does that mean? Wapow. You're not going to get him with a broom, pal.

Wapow. You're going to need something a bit more thick. Yeah, okay. Well, I'll see what's on hand when the moment arises. I don't know. I don't know. This is beyond me. That's why I'm going to the radio for help.

They're ruthless. They're a pest for a reason. Bree and Clint. I may have discussed with you yesterday afternoon that I have dived back into Bumble, which happens once every few months. What usually happens is I go,

fire up the app, right? I get on there, I have a wee swipe for a few days, chat or get ghosted or run out of patience. When you go back on the apps, because I know you go on and you go off, is it largely the same people that you see on there? No, not necessarily.

Do you recognise the people on the apps or is there always some fresh divorcees on there that you can... There's some freshies. Okay, cool. Yeah. And so that's fine. So that's what usually happens. You go on it, you go,

look, I'm not interested in this anymore and I've made it very well known, I'm not a big fan of the apps. So I'm not interested in this anymore. And I've made it very well known. I'm not a big fan of the apps. So I'm not going to turn my nose up, turn my nose down, turn my nose up, up, up at them. But it's not my jam. But anyway, yesterday I was saying, right, okay, I'm back on. Maybe I need to just rip the Band-Aid and just instead of the chitter chat,

chitter chatty chatty chat, I'm going to dive straight in and be like, g'day, how are you? Let's go for a date. Go straight to the dating bit. So I got all inspired by everybody yesterday. We had lots of texts and beautiful phone calls about amazing success stories. And I was like, all right. So I had been chatting to this fella. And so I thought today, I thought, I'm going to ask him out for a drink. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do the drink thing. I wasn't quite ready for the activity, but I was like, the drink I can do. I go back into my messages and I couldn't find him. And then it had gone into older chats and it said, they ended the chat. No. I, as a dating app virgin, didn't even realise that that happened. I didn't know that you could do that either. So they can actually abandon the chat, which means that the chat can't continue.

Well, yes, I didn't know that either, but I'm obviously well aware of unmatching, which just means they disappear or you disappear or whatever. But ending the conversation, what was that? Anyway, never mind. Lucky I've got thick skin and I've been single for 74,000 years, so it's fine. But then someone told me that Strava is the new bumble. Strava.

Strava, the running app. Well, Strava's not just running. It's hiking. It's biking. It's swimming. It's every kind of activity. Yeah. And I'm not on Strava because I try and think that I'm a little bit old school.

I'm not. But I'm not on it. Yeah. But word on the street is Strava is where it's at. And I'm wondering whether anyone else out there has been sort of busy, not just doing athleeting on their Strava. Yeah, other kinds of physical activities. Yeah.

I'm not on Strava either. How would you possibly meet someone on Strava? Well, you follow people. I think there's similar rules to like almost social media where you're on Strava, you have a profile, and then people can follow you. Right. And you can follow them back.

Like a Strava influencer. Basically. Really? Yes. Okay. So I'm like, maybe I need to get in on that. At least you know that on Strava you're going to have some sort of similarities because they're out there

doing the activities. I love the idea of meeting people on apps that aren't your traditional dating apps, like Estrava or like a Facebook marketplace or a Trade Me. Is that a place to meet people? Trade Me. Marketplace. What, when they're coming to pick up the baby gate? I don't know.

Anything. Anything that throws you into the sphere of people with similar interests. Maybe you're both interested in secondhand clothing. That's what you bought, Dover. I saw him when we swapped jerseys. What's your origin story, Dad? Well, your mother sent me a message which said, is this still available?

I'll give you 50. Yeah, she lowballed me and I said, I'll low you 50. Yeah, she low-balled me and I said, I'll low-ball you. Yeah, that was funny for me. Yeah, that was good from you. But no, so I'm just wondering whether, like I give up on Bumble and jump onto Strava. Okay, have you met someone on Strava or a different app that's not a dating app?

That's what we want to ask this afternoon. Or text your stories into 9696. Successful or not? You could have just gone on one date and it didn't work out. That's fine. So long as you, I guess you just, you've repurposed an app into a dating app is what we're looking for this afternoon.

Great. Help me. Free in Clint. Look, we're trying to figure out if there are dating apps That aren't dating apps I guess Apps where you can meet people That aren't your Tinder bumble grinder Hinges Well the thing is they're actually just dirt

These apps I said it dirt Garbage rubbish But you always go on them with a glimmer of hope because you still always hear the occasional success story. Yeah. But I'm about to throw it back in the bin because old mate that I was messaging that I thought,

right, I got all inspired yesterday. I went, I'm going to just say let's go for a drink. He's not unmatched me, but he's ended the conversation. So are you, excuse my ignorance of how the apps work, but are you guys still matched? Well, I can still see him, yeah. So could you send a new message if you wanted to? I don't know.

You could say, hey, why did you end our conversation? Excuse me, that's for me to do. Yeah. Can you? No, you can't. Oh, you can't. No. Well, unmatch him then. Well, I can't. No. Well, unmatch him then.

Well, I can't. I'm not even allowed to do that. Really? So that's Bumble that you're talking about. We talked about Strava because someone said that they met somebody via Strava. Here's a text. Someone said, the guy that I met off Tinder here in Christchurch and have been seeing for a month said that he met a woman on Strava.

He said that she was really fit and into the same things as he was, like the outdoors, et cetera. They were a friends with benefits type arrangement. So he says, I'd never heard of Strava prior to meeting him. Oh, okay. We've had quite a serious message. Okay. Strava is great for a lot of things,

but please don't promote it as a way to connect romantically. We've had quite a serious message. Okay. Strava is great for a lot of things, but please don't promote it as a way to connect romantically. As a woman runner, I've had to put my Strava on private, which ruins it for the fun social aspect of it. True, because people can see where you're going. Oh. I hadn't even thought about that. Yes.

Okay. Yes. I hadn't even thought about that. Oh, my God. I should have thought of that. I don't ever post my run routes God, the stuff that women have to think about

just going out for a walk guys don't realise in that story in Australia recently about that mum that disappeared and you realise Jesus what you've got to think about when you're out running when you're a woman maybe I'll just go on it for the running purposes then.

Let's find other apps to date on. Someone said I met my partner on TikTok and they've called us up on 0800 dial ZM. Hi Tammy. Hi. How do you meet somebody on TikTok? I was watching a video you had to put the phone in your mouth and block your ears and you could still hear the sound. Yeah. And then I pulled the phone out of my mouth and it said that it had sent to my now partner, Renee, and this is a girl I'd never spoken to, never, nothing. And yeah, the rest is history.

So your mouth randomly sent a message to this person called Renee. Your mouth chose your future partner. Iconic, eh? Absolutely iconic. That's incredible. So a DM or shared the video to her, yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah, now we've been together just over two years.

And what'd she say? Nice mouth. Sorry. No, because I messaged and was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to send that to you. Like, my bad. And yeah, she

replied and was like, it's pretty funny. Does it work? I was like, yeah, it does. And then yeah. Cute. That is so cute. Can I ask, was your TikTok on private or public? So could she like go and like scope you out a bit and see what you were like or did she just go for a total rando? So at that point,

I think I had one TikTok video. I now have a total of two. But I don't do TikTok videos. I just watch stupid TikToks. Like most people. Most people just watch. Yeah. Yeah.

So no, she couldn't scope me up. Wow. Oh, that's so cool. Okay. I like that. Congrats, Tammy. Yeah. So no, she couldn't scope me up. Wow. Oh, that's so cool. Okay. I like that. Congrats, Tammy. Thanks for sharing. We appreciate it. Yeah.

Thank you. God. Okay, so. No, we've figured it out. We've figured it out. What? TikTok. Open your mouth.

Get your phone. Jam it in. I've got a big phone. She's got an iPhone Pro Max. We can't get it in there. Oh, well. Single forever there. Oh, well. Single forever then. Oh, well.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, everybody. A birthday banger to finish the day. The number one song on your 16th birthday. Lauren's here. Hi, Lauren.

Hey. How are you going? How's your Friday? Yeah, good. Thank gosh, it's Friday. Is it over? You're done and dusted? Yeah, thankfully.

Yeah, good. It's a good feeling. I can hear it in your voice. I can kind of feel you're going to have a good birthday banger. So give me your date of birth, and we'll tell you the number one song when you were 16. I'll leave it at January 92. Okay, so I'll leave it at January 1992.

1992 means that you turned 16 in 2008. And boy, oh boy. Oh, hey, do I remember this song. Hey. Bass Hunter. Do you want a couple of fun facts? Yeah, absolutely. First fun fact is I went to his concert in Christchurch.

Yeah. And this is pretty much the only song he played in about seven different kind of forms. Yeah. May have pashed him. You pashed Bass Hunter. I mean, it was just friendly, like, after the show, like, just a funny little fun pash.

That is a huge claim to fame just like those yeah okay Lauren a lot to unpack but what do you think about your birthday banger yep good one

good one it's got lots of nostalgia for me baby I think I know what Brodie's voting for let's crack on through though Patrick's here hi Patrick

hello how you going good good ready for the weekend ready for the weekend through though. Patrick's here. Hi Patrick. Hello. How you going? Good. Good. Good. Ready for the weekend. Ready for the weekend. Yeah, we all are. Patrick, we're there with you. Right, tell us your birthday. 5th of September

1997. Okay, so a youngie, 5th of September 1997. You were 16 in 2013 and this delightful lady came up with this banger. She's great. This is great. It's a really good Katy Perry song in raw.

What do you reckon, Patrick? It's a good song. Not really my kind of thing, though. You're not kicking the door down this Friday night to Katy Perry? No, no. Are you more of a bass hunter man? Yeah, I reckon. Okay, good to know.

Good to know. One more birthday banger for Tyson. Kia ora, Tyson. Hey, how's it? We're good, man. How's your Friday going? Oh, yeah, it's Friday, so can't complain. Yeah, good man. Tyson's your Friday going? Oh, yeah, it's Friday, so can't complain. Yeah, good man.

Tyson, tell us your birthday. 27th of July, 1999. 1999. So that's 2015 that you were 16, and this was your number one. Surely not. Oh. Little Mix and Black Magic. Oh.

Must have just been one of those dud days, eh? Oh, sad to Little Mix. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it's a nice background song, isn't it? Is it a no from you, Tyson? Yeah, it's a no from me. Cool. All right, we won't feel bad about discounting it then. Katy Perry's great. I feel like there's only one winner, though.

There's only one winner, isn't there? I'll show you a photo of us together. Really? Yeah, 100%. Can we put her on our Instagram? I actually think we're front-lipping. Really? 100%.

You and Bez? I'll have to find it. It's in the Facebook album, though. That's how long ago it was. All right. The man that smashed a pash on Brodie Kane in Christchurch, Bass Hunter, he's going to win Birthday Banger.

Lauren, you're going to win Birthday Banger, too. Congratulations. Oh, yeah. That's awesome. And you'll always remember this moment, won't you, Lauren, that you won Birthday Banger and I pashed Bass Hunter.

Yes, definitely. It'll be your Roman Empire. Think about it daily. Here we go. Yes, definitely. It'll be your Roman Empire. Think about it daily. Here we go. Turn it up. Birthday banger on Friday. I keep waiting here by the phone With the pictures hanging on the wall

Bree and Clint I'm waiting here at home I'm embracing now you're gone We've just found it. Brodie's been deep in the Facebook albums, the Facebook photo albums, and she has found the photo of her and Bass Hunter the night that they hooked up.

Do you know what I love about this? This will show my age. So this is a Facebook album. The album's called Christchurch Visit October slash November 09. All I ever wanted was slash November 09 Bass Hunter in these photos is wearing more eyeliner than Brodie is Yeah

Oh in this photo he's licking your face What bar do you reckon this was in? This is backstage Backstage at Bass Hunter? Yeah Oh we've got to put those on the Brian Clint Instagram. They're too good. Yeah. Oh, there's DJ Justin Sane.

Yeah. Was he ever on Miss Asia? And Casey was there? Yeah, Ripper. Yeah. What a night. What a night. I have a question.

Yes. Yeah. Was it like a long one? Or like a mwah? Well, that's a front lip, what you've just described. Yeah, right. No, there was tongue. Oh!

Ah! Nice. Yeah. But, like, it wasn't... You didn't go back to the base cave, though? No, I didn't. Base hunter? Hey, I actually...

I probably... No, I wouldn't tell you if I did. No, I didn't. Why are you winking? I did not wink twice. Hey, what goes on Base Hunter Tour stays on the Bass Hunter Tour. What an album. We're going to put those photos on our Instagram story in a second.

You can search Brianne Clint. Wow. Next on the show, call us journalists. Call us hard-hitting news. But I may have a scoop on the show next. You had a scoop earlier in the week where you just discovered walking netball. Yeah. And that went well, didn't it?

That was a scoop, yeah. I had a scoop earlier in the show about cheese and onion hot cross buns. I got a scoop this afternoon about you pashing bass hunter. Well, I gave you that scoop. I loved that. I am John Campbell. Next, I may have found the missing Princess Kate Middleton. Again.

Okay. Are you following the Kate Middleton saga? The hashtag Kategate? Where is Kate? I am, but it's just a bit out of hand now, isn't it? Yeah, because we still haven't found her. That's why. She was down the road at her shop, wasn't she?

They did that video. Claudia goes to me the other day because we saw that video and we went, oh yeah, cool, it's over. Don't we look silly? Egg on our face. And then Claudia buzzed through and she goes, guys, I don't believe that it's her. I don't think that it's her.

I'm down a full conspiracy rabbit hole. It's not her. There's no way. It doesn't look like her. She's not the right height. She's got the wrong cheekbones. Yeah, lots of things. Oh, you guys are all cooked. It's okay. It doesn't look like her. She's not the right height. She's got the wrong cheekbones. Yeah, lots of things. Oh, you guys are all cooked.

It's okay. It's okay. There are lots of conspiracies out there, especially on TikTok. I, Clint Roberts, investigative journalist, may have found Princess Kate. Again. For the second time in a week. Didn't I find her last week as well, Claudia? You just keep finding her.

I know. Where is she now? Well, this is exclusive audio obtained by the Brian Clint Show. Okay. And she's released a statement. And I think you'll be able to tell from this that she is fine. Okay? Take a listen.

Hello, everyone. It is me once again, Kate Middleton, and not impersonator Katya Petroska-Ivanovich. I don't if she had name, I wouldn't know what that is. I am back in beautiful home. What's that, William? Thank you, my darling. That is my beautiful prince husband. He say very good. And thank you for being OK and happy wife. Many people also say to me, Kate, how is BBL? And to that I say, what is BBL? That means British, British lady because that is me. Many people

see video of me walking with my beautiful husband through Christmas market. I mean March market. And they say, Kate, you get so much tall. How that is not true. So much tall. This is classic side effect of tummy surgery. Your tummy surgery a you your tummy

stretch and you get tall and that is common explanation everybody don't worry everything very okay with kate and beautiful family here at castle and as we say here in great britain and i love queen king and country and colonies she's fine thank goodness and Colonies She's fine Thank goodness for that She's fine, there's a Brian Clint Exclusive, she is fine Of course she's fine That's outstanding, I think if you were

Buckingham Palace, you need to play on that BBL's Brazilian Buttlift by the way Which is one of the conspiracies isn't it There's a debate that's been raging On the Bree and Clint Afterparty podcast for a while about Celine Dion and what are the top five greatest Celine Dion songs of all time. I've been maintaining firmly that this is not one of them. That this is not one of Celine Dion's five greatest songs of all time.

And as I entered the debate yesterday, I agreed with you. And what actually happened was you only had four to back yourself up. And then I came steamrolling it with number five, didn't I? To help you. This is our top five, Celine Dion.

Banger Powerhouse Anthem Emotional Emotional banger It's got the nips again It keeps getting you in the nips doesn't it This was in there This was your suggestion You need to go to the good bit

I haven't got to the good bit People know Anyway this is not about the top five This is about a Celine Dion conspiracy That we may have uncovered By way of producer Claudia Hi Claudia You are an avid Celineeline dion fan yeah it's

come to me recently i've been like obsessively listening specifically to one song though on repeat which one uh that's the way it is that's the way it is absolutely there's no easy way out when you get obsessed with a song and you just play it every time you open Spotify, you're like, this one. Do you know what this would go so well on? Because I live over the bridge, you see. Bridge banger? You have to have a banger when you go over the bridge?

When you cross the Harbour Bridge. Gosh, this would be a good bridge banger. Claudia, present us your Celine Dion conspiracy theory. Well, because I've listened to this song so many times, I'm getting very familiar with it. And there's one bit in it specifically, I think she says, yeah, it sounds exactly the same way

that the Backstreet Boys say it. In one of their songs, I want it that way. It's exactly the same. Okay. We've put a mashup together. Here is the Conspiracy Theory that Celine Dion and the Backstreet Boys are the same person. I think something's gone on. It was released in the same year. No, it was not the same person? It was released in the same year.

No, it was not. It was released in the same year, 1999. So there's something in the water in 99. And I don't know what's happened. Maybe Celine heard the Backstreet Boys or the other way around. Tell you what was in the water. Power balance.

Let's take a listen. Let's let the music speak for itself. I can read your mind And I know your story I see what you're going through Music speak for itself. Oh! It's the same song. And it transitions on the year. No, no, no, hang on, hang on.

We've got to hear that again. Perfectly fine. Oh, oh. It's exactly the same. The Backstreet Boys one has slowed down ever so slightly, but that's it. You are bad. Yeah, I don't it. You won. Bad. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. Have they got the same person working for them?

I feel like it's a code that I need to crack. I think I need to delve deeper, and there's something there for me to uncover. Imagine if you found another one. Imagine if you found a third. Tell me why ain't nothing but a lie. That'd be chilling, wouldn't it? I will find it. Oh, you haven't found it.

I thought you were about to drop that with something else. That was the Backstreet Boys song. That went with that one. That's what I spend my weekend doing. Yeah, that's a weekend well spent. Yeah, that's a good 48 hours of activity. And I'll come back on Monday and I'll find the third. Also, that's a collab I can get in and around.

Oh, yes. Selene and the BSBs. Or if you're looking for a DJ mix, Clint. This is it. Those are the songs to mash up. That's the wedding mix. Yeah, I'm into that. Actually, yeah, I'd like that at my wedding day.

That'd be lovely. I've got Breaking Hot Cross Bun news. Oh, go on then. I've got breaking hot cross bun news. Oh, go on then. I know. Tis the season, and I'm very partial to a hot cross bun. A hot cross bun to me kind of numbs the pain of summer leaving. You go, oh, I'm gutted about that. And then you go, oh, there's hot cross buns though,

and chocolate and stuff like that. Just going to throw out this. Yeah. Overrated for me. I can go a whole Easter without even having one and feel fine. Really? 100%. Really? Yeah, I'm sorry. Like a hot, toasted, buttery hot cross bun. Yeah.

Really? And it's a bit crusty on top and it's really soft and fluffy underneath. I mean, if you were making me one, I will have one, but I don't need to go, like I never... You won't buy yourself a six pack of hot cross buns once a year? No. Really? No. Oh, you sad person. Sorry about it. Okay. Well, this will mean very little to

you then. No, I'm still intrigued because it's Easter. Yarrow's, who are the iconic Kiwi bakery company from Taranaki. Yes. Sponsors of Yarrow Stadium. Yes. Made by the Yarrow family. 100%. They have set the cat amongst the Easter bunnies

with their new hot cross bun. And this is the breaking hot cross bun news everybody. The new Yarrow's hot cross bun. Cheese and onion. At which point I go... Alright guys. Bit on the nose wouldn't you think? At which point I go, on the nose wouldn't you think At which point I go

Is that a hot cross bun Or is that just a bun Is that just a scone Totally Just because you fart a cross on top of it This is me saying it without having one I actually sent our producers out to find us Some Yarrow's cheese and onion hot cross buns today.

And you couldn't even get them. They're that popular. Yeah. No place that we called had them. See, interestingly enough, I would go there because I'm more of a savoury gal myself. Yeah. To which I'd say have a scone. Yeah, well, have a scone.

That's for you. Have a hot cross scone. Philip Yarrow of Yarrow's, member of the Yarrow's family, representative of the Yarrow's company, said, it's not up to us to decide what can and can't be a hot cross bun. It's Jesus. He said.

Yeah, it's in the Bible. He said. Yeah. Well, look, I would probably try one of those. Yeah. I have to say, though, as you know, I've just declared that I'm not a big fan of them.

I'll eat them. I was in the supermarket the other day and they are actually in this particular supermarket in the vegetable section because you know how vegetable sections are always first. So they've got a big pile of them. Normal, normal, normal, normal, $5.99, $5.99, $5.99 a pack. Yeah. Normal, normal, normal, normal, $5.99, $5.99, $5.99 a pack? Yeah. $28.99 for a six-pack? At the supermarket. At the supermarket.

They were another brand. Will I name it? $29 for hot cross buns from the supermarket. Do you want me to tell you whose they are? Yeah. Daily Bread. Ah, they're the fancy ones. Daily Bread, $28.99 for a six-pack?

I don't know who judges this, but I think two ones. Daily Bread, $28.99 for a six-pack. I don't know who judges this, but I think two years running Daily Bread have been crowned best hot cross bun in the country. And I only know that because it was big enough news that Seven Sharp reported on it. Hilary and Jeremy were having a Daily Bread hot cross bun. They were crossing live from the bun. And they're very good.

But that's inflation. I'm pretty sure I paid $18 for a six pack of theirs last Easter. Ooh. $29. Cozzy Living's hitting everyone, including the man on the cross. I put this on Instagram, though, the other day. They're crucifying us for those prices. I'm really hand strung.

Really cross. Hand strung. Sorry cross. Hand strung. Sorry. I take it back. They're nailing it. We're nailing it. Then someone messaged me and said, never mind $29 need on Benson in the affluent suburb of Remuera.

36 bucks a six pack. 36 bucks for six hot cross buns. Let me do some, this is like girl math, let me do hot cross bun math just quickly. Six dollars each. Is it? Six times six. Per bun? Per bun. Six dollars a bun? Six dollars a bun. Now I'm cross. Now, what I

would like for that is a man in Speedos to come into the kitchen with the bun and butter it himself. Like Jesus himself. Yes. To descend from heaven on high. Yeah. Really? $36. $36.

Okay, this is the part of the show where and I feel like it's time. I feel like we're reaching peak hot cross bun. It's next weekend, everybody. Easter is next weekend. Yeah, I know. It's really come around, isn't it? This is hot cross bun watch. How much and where are the hot cross buns where you are? And everybody. Easter is next weekend. Yeah, I know. It's really come around, isn't it? This is Hot Cross Bun Watch. How much and where are the hot cross buns

where you are? And also I'll take, has anyone gone kooky with them like yarrow's and the cheese and onion hot cross bun? Is there a fruity

hot cross bun out there? Not the brioche, not the white chocolate, not the caramel. Is there a white chocolate? Yes. What? Yeah.

Where? White chocolate raspberry from New World. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I'm in and around that. Bree and Clint. Where? White chocolate raspberry from New World. Yeah, there you go. Okay, I'm in and around that. Brie and Clint. And that will do for the week.

Thanks, everybody, for joining us. Thanks, Brodie, for filling in for Brie this week. It's been great. You're welcome. Will you have me back next week? Yep, for another short week next week. Oh, divine. Easter.

Yes. Daylight saving ends too, doesn't it? Hey! I know. Is that ons 2, doesn't it? Oh! I know. Is that on Easter Sunday? Isn't it? It's the first weekend of the... I'm assuming.

It's usually the first weekend of April. Hang on. Let's tappity-tap-tap away and find out when we get dark nights. Oh, no. I lied. The 7th of April. 7th. Oh, gosh. We lied. The 7th of April. The 7th. Oh, gosh.

We get an extra week. Gosh, it's dark, though, in the mornings, isn't it? Crikey dicks. Watch me take advantage of that extra week and do absolutely nothing in the evenings. Yeah. That's okay. Ah, well. You've got to do what you do.

It's that mid-season sad survival zone. Right. Have an excellent weekend this weekend, whatever you're doing. Whether you're going to the Sail GP in Christchurch that's going to be phenomenal. Whether you're going

to the Blues versus the Crusaders at Eden Park tomorrow that's also going to be phenomenal. Or whether you're sitting at home with a bottle of rosé and swiping on Bumble you do you.

You go off Kings and Queens. That's also going to be phenomenal. Yeah. As long as you've got a bag of snacky changies you'll be fine. Have a great night and we'll see you next week.

Bye, everyone. Bye.