ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd May 2023

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

What was your first email address? Stalking exes on social media. A meal that costs $200,000. Lying about a crash. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Kewt everybody. Happy Monday. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. I'm here. Sorry. My headphones were not where they were meant to be Were those your headphones? I put them over there I was like get those out of the way What, this?

Yeah Yeah no it's my new Apple watch Yeah someone's looking a bit fitspo on their new Apple watch I bought it to track my walking You're not a watch person though And I know how self-conscious you are about having something on your wrist. It's so weird. My friend Dan got married last week.

For days after, he's like, this ring feels weird. People are looking at the ring. It's weird. It feels weird. It feels weird. Anything you're not used to wearing feels so foreign, eh? I feel like I just look real butch in a watch. Yeah, I know you feel like that. Not a single person has noticed your Apple Watch,

except for the nine times today you've been real awkward and gone, what's this guy's? Oh, Apple Watch. Apple Watch. She's got an Apple Watch. I can't say I've ever looked at someone wearing an Apple Watch and went, God, they look cool. No.

No. You know? Have you ever seen someone wearing... They're very spy kids. Have you ever seen someone wearing an Apple Watch and thought, oh, they look so cool? You know you can spend like 18 grand on a strap,

a proper Apple-approved strap? Yeah. You can get an Hermes strap for your Apple Watch through the Apple Store for $18,000. That is actually ridiculous. The bloody watch isn't even worth $1,000. This is the cheap one. Yeah.

This is the real cheap one. Okay, have you mastered it? Quickly, how many steps have you done today? Hold on. I can tell you. Too slow. I found it. Yeah.

It says 14,000. Yeah, she's getting those steps up, girl. Fitzbo. I'm training for that charity walk I'm doing this Saturday, guys, the 27th. If you want to come down, we'll be walking literally from 7 in the morning at Cornwall Park in Auckland till probably 7 at night. Yeah.

We're walking. On Saturday or Sunday? Saturday. Saturday. The 27th, Cornwall Park. We're going to be there for around 12 hours attempting to walk 50 kilometres. So if you've ever wanted to meet Dame Susan Devoy,

this is your opportunity. She will be there. She is my draw card to get people to come down and say hello. Hey, we've got one more thing to add to our cart this afternoon plus the good people at GrabOne have jumped on board so we're giving away $250 cash along with the three items in our cart today. Good on you Grab One. We love

Grab One here at the Brian Clint Show. 4 o'clock we're going to put that last item in and then 5 o'clock you call us, give us all of them and you can have all the prizes. I want to have you look at what's in today. No. I just want to have a look what's in. An Apple Watch. That would be funny wouldn't it? Ooh.

It's a nice price today. We've got a good one at 4 o'clock. It's something you wouldn't necessarily buy for yourself. No. It's a nice price today. We've got a good one at four o'clock. It's something you wouldn't necessarily buy for yourself. No, but when you do this experience, you're like, oh my God, this is so nice. But let's kick off the show with $50 cash. Thanks to our good friends at KFC. Tradie versus Lady.

If you want to play, 0800 DIAL ZM is the number. The ladies, more than 10 in front. It's a good time to be a lady in Tradiverse Lady. I was listening to some Morgan Wallen over the weekend. Oh, yeah? What do you think? Yeah, it's very country. Very country.

Very country. I get it. Like, I get why people are into it. What was, like, another song of his about? Same stuff. Like his cowboy boots? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about country Same stuff. Like his cowboy boots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's about country music stuff.

Yeah. It's about horses. And bears and a woman. And my gun. Yeah. But then again, what is any music about, really? Same stuff. Same stuff.

Yeah. Just with different instruments. Yeah. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady. The score update for a new week. The ladies are on 48 wins for the year.

Plays the tradies 36 wins. The ladies are smoking it. They're going real well. Tradies are having an absolute mozza at the moment. So you know what? Let's bring the tradie on first and see if that turns. Maybe they need to change things up. Maybe that's what's going to do it for the tradies.

Not that I'm barracking for either side, but we're going to go to our tradie first. They're from Christchurch. They're 36 and they have done distance skateboarding. Interesting. Welcome to the show, Matthew. G'day, Matthew. What's distance skateboarding? So generally I just go a really long way, but I've gone from like Lenham to Kokoda and Metacritic.

How far is that? What's the longest distance skateboard you've done? It's about 140 kilometres. Wow. Have you got one really muscly leg? I use both legs. Oh, you do? Yeah.

Oh, you're an ambidextrous skateboarder. Have you ever considered long distance rollerblading? That might be more, you know, it might be better for the core. Yeah, maybe. Cool idea, Clint. Listen to Matthew's judgment of you. He's like, we're in 2023. Shout out to all our rollerbladers.

I see you. We're going to our lady. She's in Hawke's Bay. She is 29 and she likes to crochet, the opposite of long-distance skateboarding. Welcome to the show, Chelsea. G'day, Chelsea. What's your most impressive crochet to date?

Oh, well, I was just telling the previous girl that I've only mastered granny squares for now. Granny squares, yeah. Have you done a doily for the toilet seat yet? No. You know how Nana's always had a doily on the top of the toilet seat lid? They do. You know how Nana's always had a doily on the top of the toilet seat lid? They do.

Maybe I'll work on that this weekend. My nonna crocheted me a bikini once when I was younger. Oh, yeah, raunchy. It didn't go well in the pool, let's just say. Good idea in theory, not so much functionality. I need a thicker weave, Nan. All right, Chelsea, you're buzzer is lady. Matthew, yours is tradie.

Whoever gives us three correct answers first will walk away with $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. On which continent would you find the nation of Chad? Lady. Yes, Chelsea. Africa.

Nice, Chelsea. Very good from you. You're off to a good start. One to the ladies. Nice, Chelsea. Very good from you. You're off to a good start. One to the ladies. Question number two. New Zealand is putting in a bid to host the 2025 Rugby League World Cup. Fingers crossed. That would be amazing.

Name New Zealand's only league team in the NRL. Whoa. Who did you get? I think I got Matthew. Just. Only just. Matthew? Warriors. Warriors. It is, of course, got Matthew. Just. Only just. Matthew? Warriors.

Warriors. It is, of course, the Warriors. It's our year. One apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Chelsea.

Christina Aguilera. That is on the money, Chelsea. That was her first breakout hit, Genie in a Bottle. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Matthew. Question number four. Chrishell is a real estate agent on what Netflix reality TV show which has just returned with a new season?

Lady. Yes, Chelsea, for the win. I have no idea. Is it Vanderpump Rules? No, great guess, though. Great guess. Matthew, you want to guess the win. I have no idea. Is it Vanderpump Rules? No, great guess though. Great guess. Matthew, you want to guess? No, I have no idea.

We were looking for Selling Sunset. Bri and I are obsessed. It's not a real estate show. It is a show with a little bit of real estate, mostly drama. It's drama with a backdrop of houses. Yeah, real amazing houses. Okay, still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five.

What vegetable is said to help you see better in the dark? Lady. Chelsea. Chelsea. Carrot. She's got the win. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

Solid game for a Monday, though. Well done, Chelsea. We're going to get you 50 bucks cash from KFC. Awesome. The ladies are one win away from cracking 50 wins for the year. Bree and Clint. I have a bit of bad news for people who like to check in. Let's just say check in on what their ex is doing.

A little bit of a stalk? Yeah, on Facebook. A little bit of a stalk? Yeah, on Facebook. A little bit of a social media stalk on the ex. On the ex. Are they happier than me? They better not be happier than me. I just want to see what they're up to, how their Europe trip was.

I don't want them to be miserable or anything, but, you know, I'd be helpful if they weren't killing it. I just want to see what their new partner looks like, you know, not compare them to me or anything. See if they've upgraded or downgraded. I hope they're happy, but she better not be hotter than me. She better not. And if she's not, then I'll be happy for them.

Look, we've all done it, but this is quite terrifying. So this is a true story. So apparently over the last week, some Facebook users have reported a glitch on the website. Right. So if you've been getting some odd friend requests from people on your Facebook, it's apparently because of this glitch that a bit of a bug that was in the system

where if you've been searching people on Facebook to have a look. Yeah. To visit their page. To visit their page. Yeah. It has then sent them a friend request. Oh, no. This is the trap that I fell into with LinkedIn years ago.

What? Did you know that if you visit someone's LinkedIn page. It tells them? They get a notification to say that that person has been on your LinkedIn page. Oh, that's not cool. That's not cool, man. That's not cool. And it's meant to be so like if you work in, I don't know, engineering and-

You could see if someone- John's engineering company visits your page, then you go, oh, potential job opportunity. But when you're trying to stalk somebody and the only public social media they have is LinkedIn, not cool to tell them I've been on their LinkedIn page. Yeah, not cool, man. Not cool, LinkedIn. I mean, you were so cool before that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were the perfect platform before that. You were just such a cool website. So essentially, if you've went and searched out someone's page and had a look at their Facebook page recently,

then they might have received a friend request from you because of this glitch. But only if you're not friends with them. Yes. So if you and your ex broke up and then you unfriended each other on Facebook, which you should do, by the way, at least for a bit. Yes.

But if you stayed friends so that you could keep getting the updates, you know, nice pictures of the Europe trip with their new partner, then you've got nothing to worry about. You're good to go. Then you're fine. Keep on browsing, baby. Keep on going about your business.

But, yeah, apparently if you're worried that your page has accidentally sent a bunch of friend requests, there's a way to find out. I was going to say because surely the only way to find out. I was going to say, because surely the only way to find out is to go to their page again and see if it says friend request pending. Well, this is the thing. And then you risk, if it's not,

Facebook then sending the glitched friend request. Yeah. So if you want to check, you can go to facebook.com forward slash friends and you click on friend requests, then view sent requests to see the accounts that you've sent a request to. Can you give me that again?

Okay, so you go facebook.com forward slash friends. Click friend requests. You found it? No. This content is unavailable for the moment. Oh. That's all right. We'll figure it out.

And what if you just click on your friends? I think it comes up. Yeah, here. So if you just click go to your profile and you just click on friends and then there's a little thing up the top that says friend requests and if you click on that, it should open it for you and you should be able to see their people that you – Oh, okay. I've got it. Have you, okay, I've got it.

Have you got it? I've got it, okay. There you go. Friend requests. Yes. Oh, I've seen quite a few. How come bloody... Oh, okay.

This is a little bit embarrassing, the people who haven't accepted my friend request. Who didn't accept your friend request? Jason Gunn. You mean TV icon Jason Gunn? And Jason Hawkins from the Jason PJ show. Oh, that's awkward. He accepted mine.

Probably because we're fellow Australians, you know. Don't feel too bad, man. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Jeez, what a kick in the balls. And that wasn't even an accident. You actually requested those people. Oh, I sent the friend request. Yeah, yeah. How embarrassing. Mate, it's okay. You know, maybe they just didn't see it. They're popular people, you actually requested those people. Oh, I sent the friend request. Yeah, yeah. How embarrassing. Mate, it's okay.

You know, maybe they just didn't see it. They're popular people, you know. I thought we could ask people to be honest this afternoon. Di Henwood hasn't accepted my, man, I'm a loser. Let me tell you. Out here sending all these celebrity friend requests and getting rejected. Oh, that is awkward because Di accepted mine

and I've known him for way less time than you. I'm going to cancel friend requests. You know what? Unsend. It sends them a notice. Unsend. Maybe they were just playing hard to get. Yeah, maybe. You never know. I thought we could ask people to be honest this afternoon and tell us, 0800DIALZM, can you admit that you still do a little stalky of your ex on social media? And how long have you guys been broken up? Yes. How long ago was the breakup?

And do you still keep up to date from time to time with your ex? We will keep your name well out of this. No identifying characteristics. We just want someone who's willing to be honest with us. But yeah, they still do it. They still go and have a look at what their ex is up to on Instagram. Absolutely. You can text us on 9696 or you can give us a call 0800 dials at M.

Do you still stalk your ex on social media? Bree and Clint. Having gone and looked at my pending friend requests, any unanswered friend request that's been there for more than a couple of weeks is really embarrassing. Have you deleted them all? All of them. Do you want to hear mine? Yeah. I've finally found

them. Rose Matafai. Oh, you did. I did. She All of them. Do you want to hear mine? Yeah. I've finally found them. You know, you really? Yeah. Rose Matafayo? Oh, you didn't. I did. She didn't accept. And you would have gone, you found her private page.

It's her private page. I saw her private page today. Did you? It got suggested as a potential friend page. Don't do it. Don't do it because she won't accept. She's too famous. Jamie Curry? Jamie's world.

But her personal one. Yeah, you would have been like, hey Jamie, I also make funny Facebook videos. We should be friends. We should totally like collab and stuff and my Aunty Shirley. Oh, I understand that. She wouldn't know that you'd sent one. Yeah, she didn't accept.

She'll want to be your Facebook friend. She just won't know. She just wouldn't know, yeah. And if Jay Reeve from the Rock Drive is listening, can I just say, you've missed out on be your Facebook friend. She just won't know. She just wouldn't know, yeah. And if Jay Reeve from The Rock Drive is listening, can I just say, you've missed out on a wonderful Facebook friendship. Let me just check if I'm friends with Jay Reeves. I think I am. You think you know a guy.

You think you know a guy. Anyway, we want to know, are you willing to admit to the fact that, yeah, you still go and have a little stalky stalk of your exes' Facebook or Instagram or social media? And how long have you guys been broken up? Everybody here is anonymous,

and we are talking to anonymous number one right now. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Anonymous, let's talk exes. How long ago is the ex that we're talking about? This is from like six years ago. Okay,? This is from six years ago. Okay, so you broke up six years ago?

Yeah, so the thing with this one is that me and my current partner, we like to stalk our exes together about every three months or so, just, you know, they're both cheating on us, so we don't like to see how karma's treating them. Oh! So this is something that you and're now, are you guys married? Yes, we're engaged. Congratulations.

So you have shared trauma and you do a little negativity session where you're like, let's go check on these a-holes and see if they're doing shit because we hope that they are. Yeah, pretty much. I love that. I love that. And I endorse it and that's brilliant. Oh my God. Well done.

Let's talk to anonymous number two. Hi. Hi, anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Can you admit that you still stalk your exes on social media? Yes, I do. I mean, it's pretty normal, I think.

How many exes do you stalk? All of them or just a couple? Just one, my ex-fiancé. Oh, so there's a lot of history. Why did you guys break up? Am I allowed to ask that? Just we grew apart. Okay.

So we grew apart, yeah. But always better to break up before the marriage, though. You know? Yeah. Saved a lot of money there. Well, actually, I found out he cheated on me, and then I threw the ring back at him. So you didn't grow apart.

He did the dirty. He cheated on you, yeah. Okay, and how often are you on that page having a little stalky stalk? And why do you think you do it, Anonymous? I just think the fact that we're about to get married and whatnot. Yeah. Sorry, Anonymous is in the process of burying a body. She's just grabbing it out of the boat. I just thought that both of them, his new partner,

they're now dating every six months or so. And Anonymous, can I ask you, and I want your honest opinion, his new partner, has he upgraded or downgraded in your opinion? He's downgraded. Good answer. No wonder you do a little stalk. It makes yourself feel better. Yeah, I love that.

Thank you for being honest with us. Finally, Anonymous, number three's on the line. Hi. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. You've been split up with this ex that you stalk on social media for a long time, Anonymous. Yeah, a little bit.

How long? About 10 years. And you still stalk them on social media? Yeah, occasionally I do, yeah. What do you get out of it? Why do you think you do it? I just want to make sure he's doing well in life and everything. Do you keep in contact?

Like, do you ever like a picture or comment on a picture or send a DM? I don't. He has messaged me before in the past and has confessed that he used to do some things that weren't very nice back in the day when we were together. Oh. But, I mean, he's living a luxurious lifestyle now, I guess. He's engaged. He's bought a house, all that sort of stuff.

So he's doing really well, which I'm really happy about. And how are you doing, Anonymous? A little bit worse for wear, but I'm all right. Yeah, still standing? Yeah, still standing. Yeah, good. Do you know if he still stalks your profile, Anonymous? Yeah.

How do you know? He stalks my TikTok because it pops up all the time. And he has liked a couple of posts from a few years ago. And you can always see who's viewed your story, you know? Yeah, yeah. I go on to the post that he's liked and he's removed the like and everything. So I'll be like, that was a bit of a mistake.

Oh, no! That dirty dog! That dirty dog! He knows what he's doing. He wants to like it, get your attention, let you know that he's liked it and then remove it so there's no trace, there's no evidence, there's no paper trail. Or he's accidentally liked it because he's scrolled way back and then he's panicked and he's unliked it.

I'll believe that once or twice, but if it's a regular thing, Anonymous. I've done it before. I've scrolled through people's socials and accidentally liked something. That's the worst feeling. Anonymous, we have all done that. Isn't it the worst feeling where you're like, no, no. The worst one is when you're liking photos from summer 2014. You're like, this is so far down.

It's so far down. Thank you for calling and being honest with us, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. All right, you guys have a good day. You too, mate. See you later. Jeez, a decade. So if she's still doing it a decade on,

don't be so hard on yourself if you're still doing it. Imagine if she, like, ran into that guy, you know, and then you say hello because you know each other and you're like, oh, my God, how was your trip to Europe back in 2012? And how was your, you know, your girlfriend you had in 2016? I saw that you guys broke up because, and he's like, what? Did you enjoy your trip to the 2015 World Cup? Yeah.

Oh, I mean, no, no. You had great seats at the Foo Fighters concert. Brie and Clint. We cover aviation news on the show. We absolutely froth it, don't we, Brie? Yeah, we love a bit of aviation news. We've got a degree in talking about planes. A degree in talking about planes.

It's a real thing. Don't Google it. That's why the story is so wild to me. Have you seen the YouTuber who crashed his own plane on purpose? No, I haven't. Yeah. Do your sneeze. I'm sorry.

I was trying to hold it in and then it came out at the worst time. You've got to let it out. Sorry. Sorry. Don't interrupt. Trevor Daniel Jacob is his name. He's 29 years old and he's about to plead guilty in court to intentionally jumping out of his plane mid-flight and then letting the plane glide to the ground and crash.

So obviously he had a parachute on. He had a parachute on. Why would he do that? For YouTube views. For notoriety. Yeah. You've got to be joking. To try and create like a viral YouTube moment.

Loser. Loser. That's so dangerous. Like so many things could have gone wrong. He said, because you have to say why did the plane crash, when the plane police come along. And why did you happen to have a parachute on your back? Correct.

He said the plane lost power about 30 minutes after it took off. And because he was flying over a mountain range, he said there were no safe landing options. And he was forced to parachute out of the cockpit. And he just happened to have the parachute there with him. He just happened to have six cameras set up around the plane. Like I've watched the YouTube video. He has multiple angles.

He's got a camera on each wing. He's got a camera looking at him in the cockpit. He's got a camera looking at the pilot's door that he jumps out of. And you see the engine stop and the propeller like putter out. And you see him like pretend to be really panicked. He's like, oh man, oh man, oh man. And then all of a sudden he just- I'm going to have to jump out.

I'm so glad that these eight cameras are rolling so they'll capture the whole thing and I can make money off this on YouTube. He had to go and get the cameras from the crash site. He had to go and find the plane, get the memory cards out of the cameras so he could make his YouTube video. But that's not the main reason that they realised that it was BS.

Because you're not allowed to crash a plane on purpose. That's not something you're allowed to do. Here's how they caught him. One, he filmed everything on multiple cameras, like we said. Kind of a giveaway. Two, he was already wearing the parachute when the plane took off. It's not illegal to have a parachute on a plane. Of course not.

It's not. And it's not illegal to put a parachute on and it's not illegal to parachute out of your plane if you have to. If it's an actual emergency. If you have to save yourself and you know the plane's going to crash in a remote mountain range, I'm sure they would rather you did that than go down with the plane. But he was wearing the parachute when he took off.

Yeah. He was going up there to do that. He made no attempt to glide the plane to safety at all. He was like, oh, well, time to yeet myself out of this plane. Looks like the engine stopped probably because I didn't put any fuel in it. And he took his camera, like his handheld camera on the selfie stick out of the plane to film himself as he jumped. If it was

an emergency, you are not making sure that your phone is in selfie mode before you dive out of the plane. You're just not. Absolutely not. You're just thinking I need to do everything to try and survive. I hope this is capturing in 1080p.

Here's a little bit of him. Here's that. That's him hitting the ground. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I guess I should probably document what's going on. I cut my finger pretty bad. I'm just so happy to be alive.

Oh gosh, I guess I better journal all this for my blog. Oh my god, I mean this has just happened so randomly out of the blue, but I guess I'm a YouTube creator, so I better capture what's happening. He's busted. He's busted. He's going to get in trouble for it. I want to ask people this

afternoon, have you ever lied about a crash? Obviously not in an aeroplane. I'm talking like you borrowed your parents' car or your girlfriend's car or your friend's car, or even if it was your car and you're just not willing to admit that you're a bad driver, have you lied about a crash? When we brought this up, producer Ella came on straight away. She goes, oh my God, I have. What did you lie about, Ella? Ella, what crash did you lie about? Exactly what you said. I borrowed my mom's car.

And again, don't go on your phones when you're driving, even if it's just to change a song, because that's what I was doing. Oh, Lord. And I sideswiped a car. So say I'm going straight. The damage was on the left side, but then I lied saying

I parked it on the road and the way I explained it would have meant or led to the right side of the car but it didn't match up. You've logistically done yourself in there. You said your car got sideswiped on the footpath side. Yep. And then I tried

to explain it like the car went up onto the footpath and it got me. It was a motorbike. It was a really aggressive postman. Yeah. We lied to my parents because my dad bought us a car when we were real young to, it was a bush basher car to go drive around the farm.

And our next door neighbour, who was the same age as us, Sandra, came over. And Sandra had never driven the car, but we decided, oh, she'll pick it up pretty easy. Yeah, she picked it up and then put it straight into a ditch. And then we spent five hours trying to tow this car out of the ditch because we didn't want to tell our parents. And we finally actually got this car out of the ditch.

And then the axle was bent so it could only turn left. So it could only just keep turning in a circle. Perfect. Perfect. Bree and Clint. Have you ever lied about a crash? Should we kick it off with this text? Someone said, not something I was able to lie about,

but I tried to drive off after hitting another car's side mirror clean off. A few metres down the road, I had to stop at a red light and the lady was able to casually walk down and catch me. Eee. Oh, no. She's like, Scraps, mate. You just hit my car.

You need to give me your details. Someone said, I crashed into my co-worker's car and I lied about it, even though we both had really bad damage to our cars already. But then she checked the security cameras and I got caught out. No. And you've already lied about it too? That's an awkward chat at the water cooler. Let's talk to Michelle.

Kia ora, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi. Tell us, my friend, what was the crash you lied about? So it wasn't me. It was actually my dad. He stole my granddad's van when he was younger and crashed it. And it was a panel beater, so he just fixed it up.

Like, nothing happened. Wait, granddad was a panel beater or your brother was a panel beater? My dad was. Oh, your dad was a panel beater. Oh, right. And he was able to do it, granddad was a pedal beater or your brother was a pedal beater? My dad was. Oh, your dad was a pedal beater. Oh, right. And he was able to do it without granddad noticing. Yeah. Wow, that's so lucky.

So lucky. How handy to have a pedal beater in the family. Like when you're learning to drive, it feels like you've got like a get out of jail free card. Yeah. You know? This might be a real niche reference, but it reminds me of that movie

that Nick Cannon was in called Love Don't Cost a Thing and the hottest girl in school crashes the car and because he works at the paddle beaters, he fixes it before her parents get home. Nick Cannon does? I think it's Nick Cannon, yeah. Yeah, right. And then how many babies did he have with her? I think he had about

48? Yeah, 48 with her. 48 babies, yeah, okay, that sounds relatable. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, so I borrowed my parents' car to go Christmas shopping a couple of years ago, and I was parallel parking, and the park was not much bigger than the car, and this cute girl caught my eye, and I ended up backing into the car behind me.

Okay. It happens. Oh, no. You got distracted. Yeah. I got out to write the letter. There was a little bit of damage to both cars, mainly just my parents' one.

Yeah. Then I'm playing a little scratch on the front bumper of the other car, but it turned out it was her car. Wait. The girl that you got distracted by, the hot one, you backed into her car because you got distracted by her? Yeah. That sounds like a rom-com meet-cute.

That sounds like this. I can grab her number because of the fact I hit her car, but she's like, oh, no, don't worry about the damage. And I was like, oh. Oh, gutted. You're like, no, no, no, we should definitely exchange details. What if I bit the chassis and you can't see? You know what? There's internal damage. Oh, that's so You're like, no, no, no, we should definitely exchange details. What if I bit the chassis and you can't see?

You know what? There's internal damage. Oh, that's so gutting for you, Anonymous. A couple of days later, mum noticed the damage on her car and I just said someone must have had it when it was parked in town. Did she believe you? Yeah, it's been a couple of years and nothing's ever been said. Take it to the grave, Anonymous.

Oh, no. Take it to the grave. Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hey. Tell us, Crystal, was it you that lied about a crash? Yeah, most definitely, mate.

What did you do? So years ago when I was growing up as a child, going back 20 years ago, my sister moved out of home, my older sister leaving her grunty Mitzi Mirage. Oh yeah. Yeah. With the tarpaulin over it, you know,

because she didn't need it, so she still ordered it at Mum's. Yeah. I decided to steal the keys one night. Yeah, you're not going to let an opportunity like that go to waste. It's just sitting there. I mean, the battery's going to go dead. It needs to have a run. Yeah, you've got to turn it over. It needs to have a run.

You've got to keep it going so it doesn't seize. I understand, Crystal. And what happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was 14, and one of my girlfriends decided, oh, yeah, we'll go for a cruise in it. So we went for a cruise and I didn't even know how to drive. I was learning as I was going.

Wait, you were 14? Yeah, I was 14. I don't know if we can get on board with this story, Crystal. I take back the advice I gave before. Yeah, okay, carry on. Yeah, okay, so this is going back 20-something years ago. We went down a non, you know those non-exit roads and we noticed a whole bunch of

hot guys. So we're like, oh yeah, we'll go and do this again. We'll go check them out, maybe get the numbers. Go back down the road and I pushed accelerate instead of brake. I go into a house and

Wait, you crashed into a house? I crashed into a house. Wait, you crashed into a house? I crashed into a house, yeah, into a house. And to top it off, they just lifted the car out and it was still good to go. The boys did? Don't worry, bro. Yeah, the house owners. Sweet as bro, house insurance will pay for it.

I was kidding myself, my friend. Legends. What a good bunch of people. Wait, the house owners that you just crashed into their house came out and go, oh, don't worry about it, it's all sweet. Yeah, this is fun today for you. Don't worry, 14-year-old child, you're all good. Off you go.

They'll get you back on the road. Yeah, pretty much. And then so I got her home, still drivable, got her home, put the tarp on it, left it there. Yeah. My sister came up to get her and she noticed something had been going on with her. So I got it home, still drivable, got it home, put the tarp on it, left it there. Yeah. My sister came up to get it, and she noticed something had been going on with it. I denied it for ages. I'm talking about nearly 20 years, and it wasn't until about three years ago that I confessed about it.

And what did she say? She just laughed at me. You know, it got to that point. By that stage, you just laughed. You taught me so much, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story, Crystal. That is such a good one.

Crystal, the moral of this story is just let things cool down for 20 years and then no one will be mad. You only have to lie, you only have to lie for 20 years. 20 years and then I think, you know,

everyone will be fine. That's the statute of limitations. One last one. When I was 16, I straight up reversed into my friend's house and made a huge hole in the exterior wall.

I wiped the house paint and dust off the back of my car and drove away. Never owned up, even to this day. Oh, my God. Brian Clint. One more time? Time. To play...

Guess That Voice. Very easy game. I obviously have no idea where that song ends. Yeah, well, it's new. It's fair enough. You're not meant to know everything. I can't know everything. It's brand new.

Sorry to interrupt you. Please, tell us how the game works, Bree. Very simple game where you and I go head-to-head with a teammate guessing celebrity voices the quickest. Joining our teams this week Leila and Jamie Leila, you're going to Team Bree G'day Leila

What's that? That's a real niche Big Brother reference And Leila wouldn't have got it I feel like Leila got it No Sorry Leila Jamie's joining my team Hi Jamie And Layla wouldn't have got it. I feel like Layla got it. No. Sorry, Layla. Jamie's joining my team.

Hi, Jamie. G'day, Jamie. Hi. Ooh, ah, Jamie-ah. Hey. Could have been worse. Yeah, that's from New Zealand Idol Season 2. You're on my team.

Claudia's going to run the game for us. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hello. Hello. Did you hear that I went to a Shrek party on the weekend? Did you? Yeah. Don't know if you heard.

You went as the... Big Bad Wolf. Big Bad Wolf. In the nightie. Yeah, I went in the nightie. It was so warm. I got a thermal one. So comfortable.

Great idea. It was really good. And then at the end of the party, you were ready for bed. Literally. I was curled up in bed, ready to go. All these voices that have been in the Shrek movies. No, I did think about that. But then I kind of branched out a little further from that. Curled up in bed, ready to go. All these voices that have been in the Shrek movies. No, I did think about that,

but then I kind of branched out a little further from that. All of these are celebrity voices that have been animated characters. Oh, okay. Got it. Love it. Love that category. So I'm going to play a celebrity voice. You just need to tell me who it is.

Brie and Clint, you're going to go first. Your names are your buzzers. You ready? Ready. Okay, good. Here we go. Here's your first one. I know now where you can go. Clint.

Oh, that was a dead heat. Except Clint was slowly falling. I think it was Brie. I think Brie. I think it was Brie. Yeah. Except for Clint. I think it might have been.

I might be wrong. I'm going to get this wrong now if you give it to me. You're the adjudicator, Clint. Yeah, I think it was slightly Brie, but I couldn't tell. Justin Bieber? Nah. What? I knew I was going to get it wrong.

That's Michael J. Fox. It is. Is it? No, and that way he can negotiate. Of course. So I looked at all these houses and I walked into this one and I looked. What animated character was Michael J. Fox? He was Stuart Little.

Oh. Wait a second, guys. Play it again, but picture Justin Bieber. No, and that way he can negotiate. No. So I looked at all these houses and I walked into this one and... Nah.

Nah. Kind of sounds like it. Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. Sorry, Layla. Jamie. Well, that's one point team Clint. Jamie, you're up. Put us in the best position

possible out of the block so good luck. You've got this, Layla. Keep us in it. Layla, Jamie, buzz in with your name if you can tell me who this is.

I spent my hard-earned dollar on a ringtone that went Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS. But I swear to God, I love Star Trek so much. Oh, I know who it is. No idea. Do you want a clue? Yeah, give him a clue. She's in Family Guy.

Oh. Layla. Family Guy. Oh. Layla. Layla. Megan. Yeah, but who plays Megan? She's in that 70s show. You've got it, Layla. Married to Ashton Kutcher.

Jamie. Jamie. Mila Kunis. Yep, that is indeed. That's two points. We need this one, Layla, to stay in it. Yeah, pressure's on you now, Brie. That's Meg.

That's definitely Meg. Well, she was right. She was right, yeah. Okay, Brie and Clint, this one is for you guys. I did four episodes, and I remember wanting to be on five, you know? I was always at that place. Clint. Clint.

Adam Sandler. It is indeed. My life. I was very driven, man. I don't know what the hell was going through my head. It was only at the end where he went full into his New York accent. Who did he play? He was in Hotel Transylvania.

He was Dracula. Of course he was. Of course he was. Of course. It's your favourite Dracula. Of course he was. Of course he was. Of course. It's your favourite movie. Sorry, Layla. Not our week. That's all right. Jamie,

you've just won yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Yay, thank you so much. Easy peasy. Nice work, Jamie. The cast of Shrek would be a really good one. Michael Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz as Fiona.

Justin Timberlake's in the third one. Antonio Bambadis. Good one. Time for Birthday Banger. Here we go. A birthday banger to get you home or to get you maybe to work. God, that'd be terrible if you're headed to work right now.

Lots of people will be. Lots of people would be. Shout out to the nurses. At least hopefully you'd be driving in the opposite direction of the traffic right now. Yeah. That's the one good thing. But this is where you call us up, tell us your birthday, and we look it up to see what was the number one song when you turned 16.

We'll start with Robyn. Kia ora, Robyn. G'day, Robyn. Hi. How was your weekend, Robyn? Pretty good, pretty relaxed, to be honest. Nice. Good to hear.

That's what you want on a weekend sometimes. Well, what's your date of birth? Yeah, true. My date of birth is 24 October 1988. All right, Robyn, that means you were 16 in 2004. And at your 16th birthday, this would have been on the radio. P Money and Scribe. I love that song.

It's a banger. It's got PNC on it as well. Do you like it, Robin? I do. It sounds pretty good to me. It's a great one, Robin. Good way to start it off today. Let's go to Wesley.

Kia ora, Wesley. Hi, Wesley. Hello. What did you get up to for your weekend, Wesley? Oh, I just had a nice relaxing weekend. Yes. Kicked back? Relaxed.

Yeah, one's chilling out this weekend. That's great. Yeah, well, I mean, it's probably wet a lot of places around the country. Wetter. Wetter. Wetter weather. Wetter weather. Yeah.

Wesley, what's your birthday? 23rd November 1970. All right. That means you were 16, Wesley, in 1986. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. The love shines over my horizon. She's a slice of heaven. Heaven. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, it's the legend Dave Dobbin. Wesley, you a fan?

Oh, yeah. Saw him at Symphony in the Domain earlier this year. He is incredible. His back catalogue is unmatched. The guy is a living Kiwi icon. And it's Aotearoa Music Month, so two Kiwi tracks in a row. How good. Turns out Dave Dobbins still slaps.

Still slaps. Okay, Wesley's into it. He was singing it. One more for Cody. Kia ora, Cody. Hi, Cody. Hi. Tell me, Cody, you had a rager of a weekend, didn't you?

No, sorry. I was hoping the last one. Did you have a relaxing weekend too? A little bit. We're moving soon, so packing. Take it easy. That is the furthest thing from relaxing, moving house. Yeah, just getting ready for that. Yeah, you poor thing, Cody.

Well, let's do your birthday, Bangor. What's your birthday? 9th of October, 96. All right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And back on that day, this was number one. Oh, my God. The One Direction, boys. Cody, were you a 16-year-old directioner?

No, I can't say I was. Oh. That's an okay one. What was more your vibe, Cody? Oh, Nickelback. Yes, Cody. In 2012. Okay, great.

Oh, so good. I guess 16, you're probably a little bit old for One Direction, the first time around when they just come out, eh? Yeah. Not Ella. She's 22 and she's still all about that One Direction life. Yeah, she fizzes for it. And Claudia, you're nearly 30 and you've still got a One Direction poster collection, don't you?

Yeah, I do love them. Yeah. All right, it's time to vote. Just be aware, if we split our vote and we go to the producers, it's definitely going to be One Direction. Yeah, true. So let's sync up. Okay, so let's talk about it then. Yeah.

What's your vibe? My vibe is scribe. Same. Your vibe is scribe? Yep. Your vibe is scribe? Yep. Your vibe is scribe. My vibe is scribe. Producers, not this time.

Alice packing the sands. But Robin, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Robin. Yes. Ah, there she is. Yeah, you've won, Robin. Nice work.

Great, thank you. You're welcome. Hope you don't forget my name For the cause I claim And the reason I can't tell me Was it all in vain I walk all in chain Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint, P Money and Scribe

with PNC, That Stopped the Music. The winner of Birthday Banger from 2004. Beat One Direction, and boy, there is a heated debate going on in the studio at the moment about who is hotter if you strip out personality and talent, which is a great caveat. If you take away their music catalogue, their talent,

and their personality, who's hotter from One Direction, Zayn or Harry? I mean, you could say anyone, but they're the clear winners. They're the two you want to go with. Yeah. They're the two you want to go with. So you think they're the hottest? Yeah. And who's hotter, Zayn or Harry?

Zayn. So we'll all go together. Everybody say it at the same time, okay? Zayn or Harry? So we're talking no personality, no talent, just looks. Just you see them on the street. How superficial of us. Three, everybody, two, one.

Harry Styles. Yeah, Harry Styles. Of course. You guys have no taste. Have you looked at him? You have no taste. He's handsome at him? You have no taste. He's handsome. Don't get me wrong.

He's a very attractive man. But Zayn is just, you know, one level up. Okay. That One Direction song came out in 2012. And we're still debating who's the hottest member of One Direction. Ten years later. That's what we do here for them. Hey, I saw this story today from Google where they've said they're going to start deleting your old Gmail account if you don't use it. Yeah, I saw this story today from Google where they've said they're going to start deleting

your old Gmail account if you don't use it. Yeah, I saw this and then I panicked and went, nope, my first email was definitely not on Gmail. Not on Gmail, yeah. So they said later this year, if your Google account hasn't been used or signed into for at least two years, they'll start deleting them

and all of the emails that are on it, including your Google Calendar. I mean, you haven't updated it for two years, they'll start deleting them and all of the emails that are on it, including your Google Calendar. I mean, you haven't updated it for two years, so surely there's no good appointments in there. If you haven't used it for two years. If you haven't logged into it for two years and your Google Photos account. Oh, that one's rough.

Yeah, but you're not using it. They've got a really good reason. It doesn't mean you're not storing photos there. No, no, you're right. Like the email I kind of get because... But you can't have the Google Photos account without the Gmail account. That's what owns the photos. So that's why it's both

at the same time. They're saying it's for good reason because old emails that you don't use and the password hasn't been updated for ages they're way easier to hack for hackers and then they can steal your identity, do other things and whatever. So they're going to go,

nah, we're going to delete them all. Two years, doesn't seem like that long. Doesn't seem like that long at all. I've got like... How many old emails do you have in the email graveyard? Quite a few because I definitely went through a period of starting new email addresses to get more free subscriptions.

You know, you get the two-week free trial. You didn't. Yeah. I definitely could not be bothered with that. I gave up eventually. Yeah. But for a while there I was like, what do you mean I can't watch the cricket?

Time for another seven-day free trial. Oh, God. So you'd have so many out there. And I don't care about them. They can delete those. In fact, I hope they do delete them. But I think the most interesting part is you really get to know someone with what was their first ever email address they created.

And that is the email address I'm not using anymore, definitely. Like not on my Hotmail anymore. No, no way, neither way neither no and it's so embarrassing it's kind of like a okay we're good enough friends now we can finally reveal to each other what our hotmail account was or for your windows or your windows live account i had two hotmail accounts one was fine it was no big deal like it was pretty basic. Yeah, just like my name and a couple of numbers. The other one, my very first one,

I don't think I've ever spoken about on this show. And there's good reason for that. Well, now's the time. Now's the time. We're good enough friends now. Now's the time. It's defunct. They can't reach you. Can I just preface this with saying I was very young?

We all were. Yeah. Is this the email address you used for Emerson Messenger? Yeah. Okay. No wonder I never got attention from boys. I will say the original email that I wanted was taken, so I had to go with this one, okay?

It was soft underscore balls underscore girl 13 at hotmail.com. Soft balls, girl. Yeah, because ball was taken, so I couldn't have soft ball, girl. Did you know what you were writing? No. No, that's the thing. That's the thing. I did it.

I was like 10. Yeah. Soft. And you played softball. Yeah. That's the missing link. Where was it? Soft balls, girl.

What was the number? 13. 13. Yeah. Could have been worse. Could have been 69. Yeah, no, 13 was my favourite number. Yeah, it could have been way worse. Yeah. Because that's fine. Could have been worse Could have been 69 Yeah no 13 was my favourite number Yeah it could have been way worse

Yeah Because that's fine Could have been hard Yeah No well You know Later on in life I played hardball Yeah yeah

But I Clint Roberts First Hotmail address was Naughtydog26 Oh Naughtydog At Hotmail.com. Oh.

And what was the number? 26. Was it? Randomly generated. Because naughtydog was taken. And like you, it wasn't even meant to be dirty. Was it dog? Was it dog?

No. D-O-G or was it dog? Spelled D-A-W-G. It was D-O-G. And it was because they are the people that made the Crash Team Racing game on PlayStation. So it was on a poster in my bedroom and I was like, that's funny. I'll be that naughty dog. Claudia, you're a fully grown woman now, but what was your first email address?

Mine, I named after my cat. I couldn't think of what to do. His name was Coda. So it was going to be Coda Cat, but that was taken. Of course it was. It's a great email. Yeah, great email. So I had to spell his name wrong and changed it to Cody Cat but that was taken. Of course it was. It's a great email. Yeah, great email. So I had to spell his name wrong

and changed it to Cody Cat which is not even my cat's name. It doesn't even make sense. No. No. Ella, what was your first email address? Didn't you create it last year? Anything else?

I actually wasn't going to do one. No, seriously. When did you create your first email? Yeah, I can't really participate. I actually wasn't going to do one. No, seriously. When did you create your first email? Yeah. I can't really participate. I can share my first Instagram account name. Okay, that's good. Yeah, yeah.

That's probably the modern version of us. Yeah. Ella underscore camels. Ella camels. Ella camels. I don't know why. To be fun and quirky. Yeah, right.

So, yeah. Not as good as yours. There's no story behind it? It's no softballs girl, is it? No, it's not. Softballs girl. Yeah, you should have started with us. Yeah.

That was really boring. No, not half soft. What are you saying? Mine's the worst. Yours is the best. Yours is the worst, yeah. Yours is the best because it's the worst. That's why I've never talked about it on the show.

It's so embarrassing. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Make us feel better. Share with us what your first email address was or if it's more relevant, your first Instagram handle as well. I was very vulnerable. Shared mine. Never talked about it on the show because I was very embarrassed.

Soft underscore balls underscore girl underscore 13. I might reopen that account actually. You don't want someone else to get it? No. I'd be devastated. You'd be devastated. Rihanna's here. Hi, Rihanna.

Hi, Rihanna. Hi there. Tell us, Rhianna, what was your first ever email account? My first email account was shagwar123 at gmail.com. Can I just check that I got that? Shagwar. Yes, 123 at gmail.com. Sorry, I don't know why.

I thought it could be anything else. As in the bird or the activity? Rhianna? Well, I was going for, back in the day, you know, Austin Powers, like Shag war. Shagadella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Yeah, so I was trying to spell that, but it came out being Shag war 123. I mean, close enough. Close enough, Rhianna. The 123 is important as well. Let's go to Trina, who's on 0800DARLS.im. Hi, Trina. Hi, Trina.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Trina, you'd have a really cool first email address, I bet. I really did. It was cool. I bet. I can tell. Okay, Trina, when you're ready, lay it on us.

What was your first email address? Tainted. Gmail. Hotmail.com. Tainted. T-A-I-N-T-E-D. Yeah, mate. Were you an emo?

Oh, I was everything. Yeah. I was just thinking, I mean, it could be worse. It could have just been taint. Oh, you know.. Yeah. I was just thinking, I mean, could be worse. It could have just been taint. Oh, you know. My brother's first email. That's so weird, Trina, because my brother's first email was gooch123. Oh, we all had a phase, didn't we?

Didn't we just? I can imagine you with your dark eyeliner on, Trina. Yeah. Thanks, tainted.hotmail.com. We appreciate it. Someone's texted and said, my first email address was devilblonde at hotmail.com. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

You were like 12 as well, and you're like devilblonde. What about this one? My first email was fartperson at hotmail.com. I've been bloody texting in again off my phone. Fart person. Ho underscore to underscore go at hotmail.com. Ho to go? I'm a 34-year-old man now and I still use it. Wait, it's a man.

And he had ho to go. Oh, you don't still use that. Imagine getting a serious email from ho to go. Imagine sending an email to your accountant. Hi there. It's Gary. I've got a mobile gardening business Let's go to Jessie, hi Jessie

Hi Jessie Tell us Jessie, what was your first email address? Well it wasn't actually my email address But my best friend's at primary school Okay great So her favourite brand of clothing at the time was Juicy Yep And her nickname to her family was Peach Okay So it was Juicy. Yep. And her nickname to her family was Peach.

Okay. So it was Juicy Peach at 96. And you know how all the girls signed off with like the XO? Yep. Yeah. And at extra.co.nz. At extra.co.nz. So on the family account.

Yeah. Wow. Juicy Peach XOXO. No, so what was Juicy Peach 96, which is just an upside down 69. I see what she's done there. She wouldn't have known. We were so young, we didn't know. No, of course not.

But now looking back at it, I'm like, wow, okay. From Juicy Peach. From memory, only the person who paid the extra account got the email address as well. So either it was self-funded as a child or she had stolen the family email address and made it her own. Well, there's a school one. Yeah. Oh. So how you can find out for the school one.

And the teacher didn't stop it. So good. Thank you. Someone said my sister's was sweaty poo at Hotmail.com. It was supposed to be sweetie poo, but she misspelled it. It was supposed to be Sweetie Poo, but she misspelled it and it was Sweaty Poo. Miss and Little Miss Greedy Guts at Hotmail.com. Yeah.

Samantha's here. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. You're going to have the one that takes the cake, aren't you? I can just tell. Oh, I don't know about that. But when I was about 12 years old, my email was getcrunkforlife at gmail.com. Crunk with a C or crunk with a K?

C, I think. I was like 12. I probably wouldn't even know how to spell it. Getcrunkforlife. I don't know why I asked that. Either way is not good. How old are you now, Samantha? 28. And did you get crunk for life. I don't know why I asked that. Either way is not good. How old are you now, Samantha? 28.

And did you get crunk for life? Are you still? Definitely not. I'm a mom now. Samantha's like, I had to change it. Yeah, yeah. Very good. It doesn't really fit.

I'm a teacher now. No, it doesn't. I'll be on the weekend. You know you've got to live your own life as well. Excuse me, Miss Get Crunk for Life. I had a friend at school too who like, so our middle school passwords were our last name and then our first initial. Okay. Or whatever.

And her last name was Stone and her first name was Ruth. So her email password was Stoner. And like middle school. So good. So her email password was stoner. In like middle school. So good. So good. Someone's texted and said my sister-in-law was quite happy

with her email address. Her name was Diana and her surname started with L until my brother pointed out that her email address was dianal at votaphone.co.nz

Dianal at votaphone.co.nz Die Anal at Vodafone.co.nz Oh no. Oh no. The worst bit is her nickname is Die. Die Anal at Vodafone.co.nz

Oh, Die. Oh, Die. Brie and Clint. We've been talking a bit about AI today. Brie told you earlier how Google's AI can now make a phone call and book you a haircut.

It will talk to the hairdresser for you. And it sounds like a person. We know that AI is going to change everything. If you don't know that, then I think you're living in denial a little bit. It's going to literally change everything. It's already changing how exams happen and how scripts are written and everything, everything, How programs are written. I saw a TikTok where it was, I think, at a university

and the lecturer was going off of his rocker at the whole class because like 90% of the class had used AI. And you can't stop it. You can't try and push back technology. Well, get ready for AI to take over your dating app as well. AI dating is here. What, where you're dating an AI? No.

Oh. The AI does the dating for you. Oh, so it like brings the banter. Yes. And the chat. Kind of. Okay. So the app is already out.

It's called Snack. S-N-A-C-K. Snack. It's powered byack, S-N-A-C-K, Snack. It's powered by GPT, ChatGPT. And what it does is you train the AI to sound and speak like you. It'll have a bunch of questions that it asks you and it'll go through a whole bunch of stuff. And it takes on your likeness.

And then while you're out there doing your job, it will chit-chat away to people who come across your dating app. So you don't're out there doing your job, it will chit chat away to people who come across your dating app. So you don't have to be on Tinder all the time. It will talk to potential matches for you and it will act as you and it will talk to a date. And then at the end of it, it gives you a transcript of the conversation and it will say, hey, this person was actually a really good match for you. Here's the things that we talked about. I recommend that you go on a physical date with this person. What if the AI though ends up talking to another AI and then it's just two AIs talking to each other? Well, that's what they want it to do. They want to take everybody out of it.

And so the AIs just act as you in this virtual space. And then you're just left to do the fun, but at the end, which is go on the date with the person that the AI says is a good match for you. What if the AI, though, is a real bad judge of character? Well, then you're a bad judge of character, the AI would say. Right, that it's your fault. Yes, correct, because it's just being you.

Oh, I don't know. It uses an avatar, and you dress the avatar like you or a better version of you, whatever you I don't know. It uses an avatar, so, and you dress the avatar like you, or a better version of you, whatever you want it to do. And yeah, then it goes off and does the dating for you. Isn't that so strange? It's real weird. I don't think I'd be keen on that, because I'd be too worried.

Yeah. Like, you know, that you're leaving like a big decision, you know, you're leaving this big decision up to a computer, you know. And the person that you're dating might ask a question like, hey, do you want to go bungee jumping for our first date? And then the AI is like, shit, Bree didn't tell me whether she likes bungee jumping or not.

I'll just say yes. I'll just say yes. Who doesn't love bungee jumping? Yes. And then all of a sudden you're signed up for a bungee jump date. It would be so weird too. Like the first time you went on a date, you would have had all the...

Well, the AI would have had all these conversations. So then the person would be talking to you and you would have no idea what was going on. I don't think... Yeah. You know? I think it says that it's the AI. I think it says like...

Oh, so it's upfront about it. It's like, hey, this is Bree's page. These are Bree's pictures. I am a chatbot that is acting as Bree, but I represent her. Would you want to talk to them? Put yourself in the other person's shoes. Like if I was,

you know, I'm spending the time, I'm in the trenches trying to talk to people and, you know, find a connection. Yeah. And then this bloody person pops up,

can't even be bothered. Yeah, I'll flirt with a robot. That sounds fun to me. Also, as somebody with no chat, I'd be so happy for the chatbot to do the initial ice-breaking stage for me. I love that part. It's got benefits. You love it. Lots of people

hate that bit. Oh, I love that part. Yeah. Anyway. You know, it's the part going on the date where I get real weird and I think the AI needs to step in. You want to send the computer in to do the actual date? Well, it's coming. It's already here.

That's AI dating. I came across this story that was quite shocking to me because how much is the most expensive meal, like give or take, that you have paid for in your life? Yeah, right. A date. And I think for the two of us, I accidentally paid $350.

Right. Quite an expensive meal. It was a bill shop meal. For two people. For two people. But yeah. Quite expensive. Yeah.

Well, this will make you feel way better because there's a tourism company. This is real. They're selling tickets for a luxury hot air balloon, a pressurised capsule that's attached to the hot air balloon because it'll go into the stratosphere. I've seen this. I've seen this. Have you seen it?

Yeah, dinner in space. Yeah, this is wild. So these are the details, right? So it's a French company called Zefalto and they're a low carbon luxury air balloon company. So they've created this thing where they're going to send

people up past everything up into the universe so you can look down and see planet Earth. I think stratosphere means you're above the ozone layer. Yes. You can see the curvature of planet Earth. I think stratosphere means you're above the ozone layer. Yes, out of the... You can see the curvature of the Earth.

Yeah, out of that globey part. That's the word for it. Yeah. I hope you've got a hand in this. Sometimes I wonder why I do this job because it just sets me up to show how dumb I am. So you're having dinner outside the globey part? Out of the globey part.

And you're looking down at the earth? And you're looking down. So it takes six hours to get up there in this balloon. I'd be so pissed by the time dinner came out. Yeah, but I think during that they are serving you stuff. Yeah. Yeah. No, pissed as in drunk.

Oh, as in drunk. Because I'd be sitting at the table and I'd be like, shit, when's this food coming out? Yeah, I have another beer. Yes, please. I think it's bottomless champagne is something that they're spruiking on this amazing experience. This is going to be pricey.

80,000 feet. You'll be gazing at the layer of the earth stratosphere. Dollar per foot. Pretty much. And they haven't named who the Michelin star chef is going to be. Gordon Ramsay. But, I mean, it could be. They're going to be on board

cooking you the most amazing meal you've probably ever had. Space Nigella. Yes, pretty much. How much do you think this whole experience is going to cost you? It won't be cheap. It won't be cheap to go into space. How much was Bezos charging? I think he was charging like quarter of a mil for a ride on his rocket.

Yeah. So this is not a rocket. It's a balloon. Yeah, it's a balloon. But you get the dinner. 100 grand. This will set you back dinner in space, $200,000 per person. And get this.

Per person. Per person. Per person. Per person. And get this. Per person. Per person. Per person. Per person. I'm not going up alone. Yeah, you've got to have two people or else it's going to be very lonely, six-hour trip. And so get this.

This part. You go by yourself and you're just on your phone the whole time? You don't even look out. And apparently it's only going to be for six people. Yeah, right. Like at a time. How many people can you fit on a for six people. Yeah, right. Like at a time. How many people can you fit on a hot air balloon? Yeah, well, that's true.

But, I mean, this thing looks huge. A lot, according to the movie Up. They send a whole house up there. Yeah, they do. Yeah, six people at a time. Look, money aside, look, it's a maybe for me on the price thing. Well, how about. Money aside, I trust the French when it comes to food.

I'm not going on their spaceships. Can I just get a- Like, who was the last, what was the last successful French space mission? You know? That's a good question. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you can make a reservation and then you can think about it.

Right. Reservations will cost you about 18 grand. Yeah, all right. Put me down for a maybe. Okay, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For you and one other person? I can't afford to go with anybody else.

Just you. Okay. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. The podcast will be out very soon. Both podcasts. Both podcasts. We've got two. The After Party, which

is like a little snack. Yep. A little snackable podcast. Usually under 15 minutes. 15, yeah, about 15. All stuff that's never been broadcast on the radio before. Like a behind the scenes. Yes, behind the scenes. There might be a bit of swearing in that one. Because, you know, we're allowed to let loose.

And then the full podcast of the show where Bree revealed her very embarrassing first Hotmailmail email address i never thought i would let's just say it involves the words soft and balls sounds so bad hey anyway anyway anyway it's a fun day good day for a monday and uh we'll be back tomorrow have a great evening everybody we'll be back tomorrow. Have a great evening, everybody. We'll see you then. Bye, guys.

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