ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 22nd May 2024

Episode Date: May 22, 2024

What food are you obsessed with? There's a sign that Millennials are getting old.  Bree just found out she's been saying this word wrong.  There's a wardrobe crisis!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC, try the new Korean BBQ Double Down today. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. Oh, man. Did you leave it on Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's profile again? Oh, I accidentally left it on the breakfast show settings. Can we? I think Fletch might actually be deaf.

Producers. I think he might be deaf. Producers, can we organise like, but under a disguise, can we organise hearing checks for them? Yeah. Like, and actually get their hearing tested? Yeah, tell them it's a prostate exam but actually we're checking their hearing.

I'm sure they'd love that. Hmm. I would genuinely... They're in the prostate exam window. So, they'd be more... Especially Hayley. Especially. I heard her talking about being due for a prostate exam. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I will not have a bad word said about Hayley's prostate. Thank you very much. No, it's clean as a whistle from what I've heard. Fletcher's, on the other hand, it's deaf. Oh. Yeah, Fletcher's prostate does need a hearing test. Anyway, sorry if that didn't make any sense. I just put my headphones on and we jumped into the show,

but the computer was set to Fletcher's setting and it's the loudest. It was like standing behind a jet engine. It's, I don't understand. I can hear what you're listening to from sitting over here. That's how loud it is. He has the skin of a 22-year-old and the hearing of a 65-year-old. That's what'll give it away. Yeah.

Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, let's go, everybody. We've got a fun show coming up for you. We're going to human shazam it at four o'clock. Should I, should I, should I be cheeky and play a little bit of the shazam song? Ooh, I'd like to hear it. The song from, I won't play the whole thing, the whole second.

Just, okay, just a real tiny bit. I'll just do a little snippy. Okay. This is the song that could win you cash at 4 o'clock today. I know what it is. From that, you can tell from that. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Okay. It's that iconic. Well, if you think you know it, that will be... The activator's going to play at 5 minutes to 4, and the first person through gets to play human Shazam with us. Right now, we're going to play tradie versus lady. 50 bucks up for grabs.

Thanks to our mates at KFC who have the amazing double downs. We appreciate those. Yesterday, they did come through. Yeah, they did. The double downs, if you were waiting to hear, the double downs came through, and they were everything we imagined. But it's not about the double down right now. It's about you guys.

0800 dial ZM right now if you want to play. It's Trady versus Lady. We do keep score here on the Brie and Clint show for Trady versus Lady. And we know you like the updates. The Trady's on 39, the Lady's pulling away slightly on 42. Our Lady's from Palmy, she's 23 and she has done

two bungee jumps. Welcome to the show. It's Grace. Hi Grace. Naked bungee jumps? Not yet. Maybe that'll be my next one. I've heard, Grace, that at some establishments, if you go naked, it's free.

Well, then it's definitely worth it because it was like 260 baht. Yeah, right. I mean, it is worth it. I would recommend doing it earlier rather than later because, like, for me now, I could knock myself out. Oh, the ricochet process. Yeah. You could get two black eyes.

Exactly. And it's just dangerous, the ricochet process. Yeah. You can get two black eyes. Exactly. And it's just dangerous, you know? Be worth shelling out for that HD slow-mo video, though. Yeah. Knock yourself out with a titty. I'll say. You're taking on our tradie from Hamilton, the 39, and they

can do 50 KFC Wicked Wings in 10 minutes. Welcome to the show, Josh. Hello, Josh. Hello, Josh. Hello, hello. Have you actually tested this or you just reckon you could? It's all theory. You know, you get your Wicked Lunch after work and you put three wings in there and you sort of, you know.

But Josh, 50 is a long way from three. It is. Josh, I would love to make this happen for you, mate. I would love to make this happen for you, mate. I would love to see it. I would like to see it happen too, so I reckon we could tee something up. If we arrange it, are you willing to come up to Auckland and do it? 100%.

Oh, Josh, we're going to get your details. This could be the best decision you ever made. Regardless of the outcome of Tradiverse Ladies today, don't hang up. The producers are going to get your information and we will talk to our friends at KFC behind the scenes and make something happen today. Don't hang up. The producers are going to get your information and we will talk to our friends at KFC behind the scenes

and make something happen. Make it happen, guys. I know you can pull some strings. We will. We will.

I have wicked wings. How many, Grace? I don't know. I could do a close 30 maybe. Yeah, you've got

to eat them naked though, like we said with the bungee jump. I definitely wouldn't bungee jump after that either.

You're just trying to get me naked at this point. Is it working? Anyway, let's move on. Grace, your buzzer is lady. Josh, your tradie. Whoever gets three correct first wins 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck guys. Question number one. The Summer Olympics kicks off in a few months time. Where is it

being held? Lady? Yes, Grace. Japan, maybe? off in a few months' time. Where is it being held? Ladies? Yes, Grace. Japan, maybe? No, that was the last ones. That was the last ones. Josh? We'll take the country at this stage. It doesn't have to be the city.

I think I know. Grace? Is it Paris? Yeah, it is Paris. You know what? I'll give you both a point. Okay. What? I'll give you both a point.

Here comes question number two. What is the square root of 25? Tradies. Yes, Josh. Five? That is on the money. Nice work. Well done.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Josh, for the win. Veronica. He's got it. Well done, Josh. Congratulations, Josh.

$50 cash from KFC coming your way and possibly 50 KFC Wicked Wings coming your way as well. Gotta love that dirty bird. Thank you very much. That's the one. Mate, can't wait to see it. Let's organise that, producers. Grace, hold the line.

You're good fun too. We're going to find you some KFC. Oh, thank you. Thanks for playing, Grace. We can't leave you hanging. We'll hook you up. Bree and Clint. There's a story in the New York Post today about a woman from the Manhattan Law School

who says she was so addicted to cheese that she had to go to rehab. Wait, when was I at the Manhattan Law School? I don't remember being there. I did know this was right up your alley. That is right up my alley. Her name is Adela Kojeb, and since 2018, she said she would regularly just eat a block of cheese with her hands. Oh, that's, yeah.

That's, I mean, I. That's a slippery slope. That is a slippery slope when you eat a block of cheese, you know, like it's an ice cream. Yeah, or like it's a sandwich. Yeah. Except it's just cheese. I used to, I did in my 20s used to eat a bag of cheese.

Like a bag of grated cheese. I would sit down at the TV and I would open it up and I would eat it like a bag of chips. Yeah. Which is worse, I think. Why? Because they put bloody, the pre-grated cheese, they put something in it to stop it from sticking together.

Why do you want to take my joy away? They put an anti-ca it from sticking together. Why do you want to take my joy away? They put an anti-caking agent in it. Why do you want to do that to me? Well, I'm trying to talk... No, I'm helping you. I buy in bulk now. It's fine. I'm trying to talk you out of eating cheese by the bag.

Yeah. Well, I don't eat it by the bag anymore. I just slice it off like a normal person. That's fine. Yeah. Because there's a process that has to be followed there, you know? Yeah. There's a step in between. There's a step in between.

There's a step in between the hand and the mouth. I'm on a slippery slope at the moment though because I've moved from slicing, you know, like your normal cheddars. Yeah. To just like slicing huge chunks of parmesan and eating it. Oh, you'll eat, you'll raw dog a parmesan. Absolutely.

It's, it is the best cheese. But it's too hard for me. Really? Too hard to bite. Like I like it grated but it's too hard to bite. I'll show you the right cheese. Adela said that eating a block of cheese was the only thing

that would make her feel somewhat whole. Well it would because you'd be very full. This is a real story by the way. She said before going to rehab, she was eating an estimated five and a half blocks of cheese a week. Damn. Yeah. That's an expensive habit.

And you're going, she's not addicted to cheese. Dr. Neil Barnard, who's a professor of medicine at the George Washington University School of Medicine, said that cheese is actually addictive. Amen. He said due to the high concentration of fat and salt, along with a protein known as casein, which attaches to the same brain receptors as fentanyl.

Whoa. So cheese can, in a way, your brain can go, I don't want it, I need it. I need the cheese. I have to have it. I have to have it. He said, some people in the medical community refer to cheese

as dairy crack. It is. It is one of the best foods that you can have. So stop laughing at this woman and her cheese addiction. She's gone to rehab. I think she might be in recovery. I don't know. What kind of blocks did it say? Did it say how big they were? She said she would ping around. I don't know. What kind of blocks did it say?

Did it say like how big they were? She said she would ping around. I don't know the size, but she was on the Parmesan. She was on the Camembert. And she was on the Brie were her cheese of choice. Did she have certain dealers in New York? Whole Foods, she said, and just like a bodega, like a usual. That's where all the drug dealers hang out, on the corner near them.

Outside a bodega. I thought we could ask, what's the food for you? It was cheese for this woman. What was the food for you? And you just could not stop. No matter what you did, you could not stop. This food, you ate so much of this food that it became detrimental to your lifestyle. Yeah, I remember I worked with this woman who was the breakfast show newsreader

at a radio station I worked at, and she was fully addicted to Coke. Zero. Oh, right. No, no, it wasn't Coke Zero. It was normal Coke. Normal Coke. Normal Coke. Like where she, instead of drinking coffee, she would drink Coke.

Yeah, I've had friends who have had their own diet Coke. Yep. Diet Coke. Yep. People become addicted to soft drinks yeah i go through stages i think it's because i got adhd i'll go through like a stage where i'll become really obsessed with something and just eat it eat it eat it eat it and then get sick of it and move on to something else at the moment yes and i feel like i i'm not going to gatekeep on this because I feel like everyone should enjoy what I'm enjoying. But have my obsession at the moment, deep obsession, and I'm eating it all the time, is soup dumplings.

Oh. Where are you getting your soup dumplings from? Costco. Oh, do they come in the soup? So a soup dumpling is essentially like a dumpling. It's got the filling in it, but then it's got like a liquid in there as well. Oh, the soup's in it already. Oh, it's so good.

You better get me. Yeah. Because you just pop a dumpling in and you go, oh, I'll have nine more of those. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a full meal inside the dumpling. Oh, $100 at NWU, you can text 9696, what's the food for you? You know, you can't, you look at the food and you just go, I've got to have it.

Why can't I quit you? We're talking about the lady in the news today who has gone to rehab for a cheese addiction. Legit. Like actual cheese addiction. And some medical experts

have come out and said that there are things within cheese that can connect to receptors in your brain and actually act like a real addiction. You can form

an addiction to cheese. I knew it. Yeah. I knew that it wasn't just, you know, that I loved cheese. I imagine you can get addicted to anything pleasurable, you know? Like if it gives you a dopamine hit, if it gives you a rush of endorphins, then surely you can get addicted to it. You want it, you need it.

And cheese does that. It's a comfort food. Cheese does much more than that. Yeah. It does everything. Yeah, and you tell yourself, it's protein. It is.

I'm doing a good thing. This is protein. And cheese is not bad for you, by the way, but eating a whole block of cheese a day is not good for you. No. So we've asked, what is it for you? And someone has texted in and they said,

parmesan powder. I fill a ramekin of it and throw it back like a shot. It's an expensive habit. I bet it is. Parmesan powder's a weird one. It's the one that comes in the green bottle, eh? In the cardboard tube, eh? In the cardboard shaker?

It's like the green one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you used to have it when you were kids. I fill a ramekin and throw it back like a shot. I like that. I'm on board with that. Someone texted and said, I was obsessed with kiwi dip

when I returned home from two years of living in London. I had a bowl of dip and a bag of chips every night for about three weeks until I realised it was becoming a problem. Then I had to go completely cold turkey to break the habit. I try to avoid the stuff now to this day. God, go to a barbecue and someone must be hard for you. It would be a landmine.

Yeah. It'd be landmines everywhere trying to dodge them. Yeah, and they think they're being nice. They're making a bowl of it. I get it, though. I can understand how you get addicted to that because it's so addictive. It's just real moorish. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Let's go to Mohammed on 0800 Dials at M. G'day, Mohamed. Hi, Mohamed. Hey, how's it going? We're good. What food was it for you, Mohamed?

So this is a place called Tianfu in Newmarket. They have these spicy dumplings. Okay. You talking my language? Yeah. And they come in this really nice spicy sauce. And they're probably like the tastiest things I've ever had. My mates and I, we go there.

We used to go there about like once, twice a week at least. I know someone who eats there at least three times a week as well. Really? Yeah. The only problem is those dumplings come out of you with the same amount of speed that they went into you. Yeah. Yeah. So you just have to keep

shoveling them in, Mohammed? Pretty much, but the thing is since it's really spicy, right? The entire, like the next day it's like a colonic slump. Yeah. You're painting a hell of a picture here, Mohammed. Two birds, one stone, I say.

You haven't put us off, though, even with that graphic description. Can we get the name of that restaurant again? It's called Tianfu. That's T-I-A-N-F-U. Tianfu. And it's D4 on the menu. D4. As in Delta 4.

Mohamed, Mohamed, I know where I'm going tonight. And I know where she's going after that too. Yep. You can find me on the porcelain bus home. Someone's texting and says, it's peanut butter for me. I go through a big jar by myself every week. Every week?

I eat it by the spoonful. Wow. Yeah. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi. What's the food for you? It's actually my daughter.

It's iceberg lettuce with soy sauce. Oh, that's a good one. Really? I've never heard of that. Yeah, she loves iceberg lettuce, doesn't like the fancy ones, and then we'd run out of dressing one day, and that's the only thing. And that's what she's become obsessed with. Good that she got addicted to the cheap lettuce, isn't it, Amy?

Yeah, yeah, very good. Can I say, Amy, I have to agree with your daughter. I feel like there's something addictive. Yeah. Is that her? Is that, what's your daughter's name? Ava. I'm with you, Ava.

I think there's something really delicious about iceberg lettuce and soy sauce. Who doesn't love that? That's great. Okay. Grate some parmesan onto that lettuce. Oh, then you've got a winner. Yeah, they'll take it to the next level.

Thank you, guys. We appreciate hearing from you. Bye, guys. Someone texted and said, it's not food, but it's Coke for me. Full sugar. It's my kryptonite. But so far, I've been sober since April. Same with Bree.

I hit certain items consistently for months and then I'm repulsed by that item afterwards from my ADHD. Yeah, it's an ADHD symptom. At the moment, my food item is spam. Oh. Really? The processed

meat in the can. Spam. I've never tried spam. I feel like I would like it friedam. I've never tried spam. I feel like I would like it fried, though. I've heard good things. Slice it up and fry it. Yeah, I've heard good things. Like a ham steak. A spam steak.

A spam steak. Finally, Ashley, what's the food for you? Hello. My dopamine hit was six packs of muffins, the confectionary ones from the supermarket. Yeah. The whole six pack? The whole six pack. I went through a phase last

year when I was a student. I was in nursing placement and on my way home I'd have to pass the countdown. And I'd go in probably three or four days a week, get a six pack and smash it on my way home. God, I just picture myself there with you and you're in the car and you're like, don't do it,

don't do it, don't do it. I've got to do it, I've got to do it. I've got to do it. I've got to have it. I've got to do it. I had to. It was bad. It was like probably four weeks of having like three or four six-packs in a week. What flavors were you going for, Ashley? It was always the mixed pack, so I had to get the two chocolate, two spiced apple, and the two blueberry. That sounds so good.

That's 24 muffins a week, Ashley. Yeah, it was a bad time. That's a lot of muff, Ash. We got through. You know what they say, though? If you can't get a six-pack, eat a six-pack. Exactly. Ashley, you're my spirit animal.

Bree and Clint. A woman, a millennial rather, has gotten quite upset when she has been shamed for her age at a Kmart. Oh, yeah. Or like a Kmart. It's a big W. It's in Australia, similar to Kmart. When she asked for a printed receipt.

Oh. It was then that teenagers she overheard next to her were laughing and joking about her getting a printed receipt. Okay, boomer. And they were like, how old is she? Who gets a printed receipt anymore? That's so weird. As someone who regularly requests a printed receipt, almost always, I don't think I've ever used one.

Like I'll always get it and then I'll take it home and I'll put it on the drawers beside my bed or I'll put it next to the fruit bowl in the kitchen and I might need to hold on to this just in case. Just in case what? In case I need to claim on the warranty or if it's faulty and I've got to take it back. But it never is.

And if it is, then I usually can just go in there. They can usually look it up in the system. They can usually look it up. Can I ask what the youth expected her to do about a receipt? Can you get the email receipt? Well, a lot of places these days do email receipt options. I love an email receipt. I do love an email receipt.

It goes into the rest of my unread emails in my inbox. Let's have a look at my wallet while we're here. How many receipts do you have? A few. Go and read out. Pull one out and read out what it's for. This is a receipt for petrol. Yep, okay. Why did I keep that?

This is a receipt for an English muffin and a flat white. Why would you need that receipt? I don't know. Like, I was picturing it's a receipt for, like, something, like, a technology-based or something. This is an email for a flat white and a brioche. You're eating a lot of pastries. No, you're eating a lot of pastries.

Okay. Well, that's the only thing you have receipts for. Pastry shame me. And this will be important. This is a big one. This will be important. This will be a good important. This is a big one. This will be important. This will be a good one. This is a receipt for a bag of Cadbury Easter eggs.

What is wrong with me? Random. What is wrong with me? Producers, getting a printed receipt, does that make you old? Yes or no? No. I don't think so. No.

That's what a millennial would say. That's what a millennial would say. That's what a millennial would say. Where do you keep them? I don't. I don't ask for them but if I do get them usually they live on the floor of my car. Yeah.

Or in that little cup holder. Or if I know that I might want it I'll put it in the glove box. Otherwise known as your filing system. What about you Ella? Gen Z? Look I think it's good having Don't spare our feelings

Well it's great having it on email because you can go back and check it It's always there if you need be But in a dream world I would love to have a filing system where I have all my receipts tucked away Is that what your dream is? Is that your dream? No, not a dream, but it would be very fun

The only reason that I ever asked for a printed receipt is when i get a slight bit of paranoia that for some reason i'm gonna get like oh you're walking out yeah i'm gonna get no on that but also that i'm gonna get audited by the tax man and i'm like aha i've got all these receipts in my wallet where are they in your wallet yeah i think they're too faded to actually see what they are now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you writing off everything that you buy as tax deductible?

Trying to. Yeah. Same as when I kept that brioche receipt. Hell yeah. Oh, that makes sense now. Bree and Clint. Yesterday, I found out that I've been mispronouncing a word for my entire life. And now I'm just thinking about all the times I've used this word

and people probably whispering around me being like, did she just pronounce it that way? Yeah, yeah. Although I reckon there's a fair few people saying this word the way that you had been saying it. Do you think so? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think a lot of people have been saying it the way I've said it? It's not a

word that you use every day. No. No. It's a word that is in the popular vernacular currently though because of the fashion cycle. It's very popular to expose this thing at the moment. Which I think is why we need to do a community service

and put this out there that that little part if you're wearing a crop top and put this out there, that little part, if you're wearing a crop top and then you're wearing pants and a part of your skin is showing between the crop top and the pants, that is not called a mid-drift like I thought it was. That is, in fact, a mid-riff. Not a mid-drift, a mid-riff. And not a mid-iff. Yeah. Not a midrift. A midriff. And not a

midrift either. Not a midriff. A midriff. A mid riff. Yeah. A midriff. Midriff. I've been saying midriff my whole life. Like it's a ship. Yeah. Because I came in yesterday because I was showing my midriff. Midriff? Midriff.

Midriff. Yeah. And I said, look, hey guys I'm showing my midriff. Midriff? Midriff. Midriff. Yeah. And I said, look, hey, guys, I'm showing my midriff. And Clint goes, what did you just say? And lo and behold, I learned something yesterday. What is the kind way to tell someone they're saying a word wrong? Because I admit that I kind of called you out in front of a couple of people in the room yesterday. Oh, but it's people I trust. Okay, so that's fine?

That's fine. Yeah, right. I think in a group setting, just leave it. Just leave it until later? I think so. But what if the person keeps saying it? Yeah. What if it's like a...

That makes it awkward, doesn't it? What if they're doing a presentation? No one wants to be called out in front of a big group, though. No, they don't. No. Right? No. Someone said, I've always said mid-rift.

Mid-rift? That's what I said to you. You're not the only one. Right, okay. That makes me feel better. Brie, I'm 41 years old. Mid-drift. That's what I thought it was. Someone else said I thought it was mid-drift also, Brie. I've always said mid-rift. I thought it was mid-drift as well.

A lot of people. I know. I thought it was midriffed as well. A lot of people. I know. I'm shocked like you guys. I can't believe the news. Here is your PSA. It's spelt M-I-D-R-I-F-F midriff. Midriff. I think I like midriffed better.

I had one up until recently. I never used this product, so I had very little reason to say it out loud. Okay. But my wife is very healthy and into health foods. Right. I'd been saying turmeric for the longest time. What were you saying?

Turmeric. Turmeric. Turmeric. For the... Turmeric. Turmeric. Turmeric. Turmeric.

Not tumeric. Turmeric. And Americans, I think Americans even say... Turmeric. Turmeric. Turmeric. Turmeric. Not tumeric. Tumeric. I think Americans even say tumeric. Tumeric. Tumeric. Tumeric. But I was saying tumeric. Tumeric.

With a T, it just sounds like choo-choo train. Tumeric. There's a T. Oh, that's a good one. Tumeric. I feel like there is people that say tumeric. And they shouldn't. No, because it's tumeric.

It's tumeric. What about you, producers? What's the word? Do you have any that you were saying wrong? I've just asked Ella's permission if I can actually call her out on the things she said wrong over the binge-a-thon that we did last weekend. The first one makes sense.

It's a difficult word. She was looking at her food menu and said, what is lamb ragout? Huh? What? I like it. Lamb ragout is what you get from eating too much lamb ragout lamb ragout i don't even remember that yeah

oh you're so sweet the other one during the recovery we both bought a powerade and she was asking me about how electric lights work oh my god why did you tell me i didn I didn't want to It didn't feel like The right place We were both really tired So I was like I'll leave that one You know what does feel

Like the right place National radio Yeah yeah Don't tell her in the car When it's just the two of you Bring it up on ZM Broadcasting around the nation She's had some sleep now

Can I redeem myself Yeah absolutely Electric lights No No Electric lights No How do you say it

Have another go Electric lights No Electric lights No No You How do you say it? Have another go. Electric lights. No. Electric lights. No. No. You're saying the same thing over and over again. What about electrolytes?

No. Oh, that was closer. That was closer. Electrolytes. Yeah. She got it. Say it one more time. Electrolytes.

Yeah, don't push it. Oh, $800. And then what's your word? Brianne Clint. Sorry, we're laughing too hard at these texts that are coming in about the words you've been getting wrong. There's so many good ones. I found out yesterday for my entire life,

I've been saying mid-drift instead of mid-riff. And you helped a lot of people by confessing that. A lot of people were with me. Your vulnerability has helped people across the age spectrum. You're welcome. Who are going, what? It's not midriff? It's not midriff?

It's midriff. So we've asked you, what's the word? Someone texted in and said, you know the bread? Focaccia? Not me. Focaccia. God, you would have got kicked out of a few places. They reckon they were pronouncing it phonetically.

Focaccia. I'm getting kicked out of bakeries and I don't know why. Someone else said my friend always says rendevess instead of rendezvous. Rendevess. Oh, you want to have a rendevess at my house? Rachel's here. Hey, Rachel.

Hi, Rachel. Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you, mate. Tell us, be vulnerable. What was the word you were saying wrong? It wasn't me. It was actually my partner. I. Thank you, mate. Tell us, be vulnerable. What was the word you were saying wrong? It wasn't me. It was actually my partner. I should have said Beyonce. That's the word. He came into the room and he said,

what is all that cacophony? And I'm like, what? He's a cacophony. And I'm like, do you mean cacophony? Cacophony. Oh, God. Cacophony. And I'm like, do you mean cacophony? Cacophony. Oh, God. Cacophony. What context was he trying to use the word cacophony?

Where did he learn that word? Well, he didn't stay very long in school. So I don't know how he learned it, but he thought it was pronounced. Cacophony. Cacophony. And then the other day, he said, I'm feeling very self-depreciating. What? What?

Instead of self-deprecating. Deprecating. Yeah. You've got a special one there, Rach. You hang on to him. You've got a good one. I will. You look after him, Rachel.

You look after him. I'm going to pretend like I know what the word cacophony means. Cacophony, like a, yeah, let's just pretend. Alpaca. What's a cacophony? I pronounced it as Alka-Pekka. And then my baby started saying it. They got corrected when they got to school.

Love that. Alka-Pekka. I love this one. It says, early days of dating, my husband out for dinner with his family, including his Italian grandmother, at an Italian restaurant. I asked the entire table what gnocchi is. I got a very stern look from Grandma when she corrected me. Grandma may have put a word into Mum who would have had a word to your

partner about you potentially not joining the family after that. Italians are like that. I can speak from experience. Yeah. Ganocchi. Ganocchi. Jacob's here. Hey, Jacob. Hi, Jacob.

Hey, Tim. How are we? We're good. Thank you, mate. Is it you that was getting a word wrong? It is me. I was playing the better part of 21 years saying window still. S-T-I-L-L.

Window still. Holy smokes. The thing that goes around the window is a window still. Yeah. God, that Eminem song would have been so different for you. Yeah. I had no idea I was wrong. Yeah, right.

I guess because it is still, isn't it? So you're like, yeah, it's a window still. A window still. One would think. I didn't believe them when they corrected me either. Yeah. Well, if you don't know, you don't know. Yeah.

That's a good one. I like it. A windowill. Someone said, my friends used to say kabashia instead of chabada. Kabashia? Kabashia. Kabashia. Oh, I could go for it. Real nice kabashia.

My sister used to say I-Lama instead of lama. She thought it was a capital I instead of double L. I was laughing to my mum about it and then she responded, what? I always thought it was I, llama too. So I guess that's where my sister learned it from. God, that's where it came from. That's like my mum because I, for years,

which I think we've talked about on this show, you know the stuff in your eyes after you wake up from a sleep? Sleep. Yeah, I said for nearly my entire life, I thought that was called sleet. Sleet, yeah, like what comes down in a storm on the roads. Yeah, I was like, I've got sleet in my eyes. And then I think it was on this show you guys said, it's sleep, you idiot. I used to say quickie for quiche.

A quickie. I like it. Granny's making say quickie for quiche. A quickie. I like it. Granny's making a quickie. For 23 years of, oh, no, that person's here with us. Do not let me cut that person off. Janie, hi. Hi. Hello.

Hello. For 23 years of your life, you said what? Cushion. Instead of cushion. You called it a cushion? Yeah. Because of the U. C-U.

Yeah, C-U. But like I started like queer because I feel like that makes sense. Yeah. I love you. I guess it is kind of it's kind of a cushion, isn't it?

It's a cushion. A cushion is a cushion. A cushion. Yeah. I can see it. I can see it. Oh my God. You would have been a quishi. A quishi. Yeah. I can see it. I can see it. Oh my god, you would have been a nightmare at a bed, bath and

table. Where are the quishins? A what? Excuse me, quishon, where can I find the quishins? Thank you for your vulnerability, Janie. I don't know if anyone else was saying it that way, but if they were, at least they now know that they weren't alone. They've been corrected. Thank you very much. Thank you, Janie.

Someone texted her and said my 65- old mother-in-law says cuppuccino cuppuccino is a classic at 30 years old i still get embarrassed because it comes in a cup a cuppuccino why wouldn't it be a cuppuccino can i get one cup of chino please yeah a cuppuccino one cup of chino one cup of latte and one cup of soup, please. One more. My apprentice said, dainty long-legged spider. And as an apprentice, you will never, ever live that down. Apparently, he also was telling his missus that she was an idiot for calling it a daddy long-legs. Can't you see how that person would have believed they were right?

You look at that spider and dainty long legs makes a lot more sense than daddy long legs. Daddy long legs is just kinky. Not for me. That spider does things to me. Hello, daddy. What them legs do. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Google Down.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. A fresh set of questions to Google and some more KFC chicken dollars up for grabs if you back the winner. Your three horses include Clint, Claudia or Ella.

No. Can I just ask so people can vote with all the information? Yes. Oh, my gosh. Am I Googling on my phone today or am I Googling on the iPhone 4? You know what? Today I'm going to let people Google on whatever device you would like. Really?

Can I borrow Clint's Samsung? Can I do the laptop? Yep. Yep. If you want to go laptop, you can do the laptop. Up to you. Can I have my iPhone 4, please? If it's charged.

Because I won on the iPhone 4 and then conveniently the next week, Claudia made sure it had no battery so I couldn't use it again. Well, have you made sure that you've charged the iPhone 4 for yourself today? Have you taken responsibility for your own iPhone? Absolutely not. Found it. Found it. Okay, I'll be on the iPhone 4 for yourself today? Yeah, have you taken responsibility for your own iPhone? Absolutely not. Found it, found it. Okay, I'll be on the iPhone. Claudia will be on my Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra.

I've never used one before. And I'll be on the iPhone 4. All right, back in your horse. Bree and Clint. Let's play Google Downs. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Downs.

Punk. All right, I have allowed any device to be used Well do ya It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk Alright I have allowed any device to be used In this game of Google Down And you can't go back now What you've chosen Will be the device for the whole game Correct? Correct

Everyone What are you guys laughing at? He couldn't search his string Because I'm borrowing his phone Go on share it There's actually nothing too dodgy in here laughing at. Nuts. Search history because I'm borrowing his phone. Go on, share it. Share it. There's actually nothing too dodgy in here.

He searched up cheese rehab. Cheese rehab. I mean, that's what we took Yeah, we talked about it earlier in the show. Yeah, that can be. It's a work search. What was in the envelope

from Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed? Yeah, well, that's from the movies we watched last week. Hey, this is a breach of privacy, mate. I gave you my phone here. So good. I was on the screen already a breach of privacy, mate. I gave you my phone here. So good. That was on the screen already.

I didn't touch anything. Claudia is using my Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra, released in 2024. I'm using the iPhone 4, released in 2009. I mean, that's what you've decided to use. Ella, what are you using? Laptop. Okay. All right.

Everyone's happy. I've put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the right answer that comes up on Google. If you get it right, you yell it out. I'll give you a point. First to three points takes the game. Got it. Yeah.

All right. You are playing for people, so serious faces on. Here comes question number one. Who invented beer pong? The Dartmouth Frat Brothers. The Dartmouth Frat Brothers. Dartmouth Frat Brothers. You know what?

I'm going to give you both a point. Thank you. Not you. Not Clint. Claudia and Ella, both a point to you. But that's how long mine took to load. Dartmouth College, I would have accepted. It's a good game.

Here comes question number two. How tall was the tallest person ever recorded? 8 foot 2.72 metres. 8 foot 11. What did you say, Ella? 2.72 metres. What did you say, Claude? 8 foot 2.8 inches.

Ella is correct. 2.72 metres. What did you say, Claude? 8 foot and 2.8 inches. Ella is correct. 2.72 metres. I would have also accepted 8 foot 11. That's what I said. Yeah, but way after them. Are you in the same room as us? Well, I didn't know if she got it right. That person's name was Robert Wadlow.

He looks tall. Fitting, considering he was the tallest person ever. He should be Wad High, surely. Not anything low about him. Wad High. Wadlow. He looks tall. Fitting, considering he was the tallest person ever. He should be Wad High, surely. Not anything low about him. Yeah, he should be Wad High. Wad High. 8 foot 11. Even my jokes are slower than Claudia's.

None of you even flinched at 8 foot 11. I'm sorry. I'm at the game. I see the man, not the height. 8 foot! Sorry. I can only see his knees because that's my height. So 6 foot, but 8 foot.

He was nearly nine foot. Ella's learning how height works. So Ross Boss is six foot eight. Dude! And then it's like a... He's a tree. He's me, and then cut me in half and put me on top of me again. Just put Ella on Clint's shoulders.

And some. Oh my gosh, fun. No. You're not that tall. Anyway. Two to Ella. She's in the lead. One to Claude. None to Ella. She's in the lead. One to Claude.

None to Clint so far. Question number three. Who wrote the movie Finding Nemo? Andrew Stanton. Andrew Stanton. Ella has taken the game in stunning fashion. Claudia. Andrew Stanton.

The iPhone 4 not coming through with the goods this afternoon. But Ella, you were all over it, which means Lisa, you've picked up 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work. Thanks, guys. 8.11 is incredibly tall, isn't it, Lisa? It's definitely. It's definitely.

5'4", so. 5'4". 5'4 Wow You could literally Climb that guy Like a tree You could climb him He would be tall enough To climb

She's 5'4 She could climb A lot of people Okay Yeah Go Lisa Thank you You're welcome Lisa

I'm resigning I'm hanging up I'm hanging up The iPhone 4 by the way Yeah you should I'm keeping the Samsung No no no no no no And I'm clearing My browser iPhone 4, by the way. I'm keeping the Samsung. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And I'm clearing my browser history. I'm entranced by this Scarlett Johansson and ChatGPT saga that's happening at the moment. Yeah. There's drama. Scarlett Johansson has now spoken out about it. If you've missed it, ChatGPT released a bunch of different voices last year, at the end of last year, where you can talk to the AI. And it sounds like a person and you can ask them questions

and have like a full-blown conversation with them. There's an update that's come out in the last couple of weeks where I've been playing around with it in my car. You can just talk to this robot while you're driving and ask it all kinds of questions. It is so eerily similar to the movie from 2013, Her. Yes. Which stars Joaquin Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson

as the voice of the AI in that film. Yeah. If you've seen it, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, so people are saying or people were talking that film yeah if you've seen it you'll know exactly what i'm talking about um anyway so people are saying um or people were talking about how similar one of the chat gpt voices was to scarlett johansson's so i thought this afternoon we could do a bit of a comparison because even scarlett johansson has come out now and said that she is quite shocked and angered and in disbelief that the boss of ChatGPT would pursue a voice that sounded so eerily similar to her own that her closest friends and news outlets could not tell the difference. It's a weird thing to do too because I'm trying to remember that movie.

I don't think it went well. I don't think the AI ended up being... It was a creepy movie. Yeah, but I think the AI wasn't working in Joaquin Phoenix's best interests. I can't remember now. Like I think it kind of turned against him. Anyway, I don't want my voice used for an AI. Like it's kind of like stealing your

identity. Don't you want your voice used for an AI? Nah, it's weird and creepy. You don't want people to have the the brie ai no one is buying that ai no one is buying that good morning good morning computer and it's like g'day geezer g'day copper what are you up to yeah mate the weather oh bloody hell she's a ripper outside today um but let's let's do a bit of a comparison. So Scarlett Johansson, if you don't know, we've got a piece of her actual voice. Very fortunately, I think I found sort of a niche

and independent film, which is much more forgiving, I think, than mainstream film. Quite a unique voice, a little bit deeper. Very recognisable. Quite raspy. Yeah. voice a little bit deeper quite raspy yeah so um this is the chat gpt voice um which is named sky which is quite similar um and it sounds like this hello i'm really excited about teaming up with you and i'm all set to dive in so how can i make your life easier oh it sounds like a hundred percent

it sounds enough like her enough it sounds enough like her enough it sounds exactly like her if it sounds enough that if she is sort of the the voice of these things from the movie that you could say yeah oh my god i i reckon it's spot on and so much so that chat gpt have now released an update where they've they said they haven't changed it. Yeah. Oh, but people have noticed a change. But people notice. Okay. So you, you see if you can tell,

this is what the Sky voice on chat GPT sounds like now. I haven't had any changes to my voice. The controversy with Scarlett Johansson related to AI generated voices has sparked a lot of discussions though. How's your content going? Have you been covering that topic?'t change the subject sky we've found you out sounds completely different we have found you out sounds like a whole new person yeah do you have the app i don't i've got

it it's so creepy who are you dating at the moment i think i'm sky are you i think it went with sky yeah um or scarlet or scarlet yeah um hi does your voice sound like scarlet johansson no my voice doesn't sound like scarlet johansson i'm actually a text-based ai so i don't have a voice yeah i know i know but everybody is saying that you sound like scarlet joh. Oh, she's left the chat. No, she's here. This is so weird. I see what you did there. That's a fun way to put it.

Is Scarlett Johansson one of your... Anyway, Scarlett's got some work on, I guess. But yeah. Yeah. I feel like they've done the right move because she would have sued the crap out of them. Oh, she's still talking. Yeah, shout out Scarlett. Oh, she's still talking.

There's a clip of Selena Gomez that's doing the rounds at the moment after she got labelled as high maintenance and she said actually, I think I just have standards when it comes to dating. Which I think is a good thing to have. I think

everyone should have standards when it comes to dating. Everybody should have standards a good thing to have. I think everyone should have standards when it comes to dating. Everybody should have standards for themselves, for their partners, for their friends. Yeah, exactly. She got asked on a radio show, what is it? What is the X, Y, Z or the non-negotiables when it comes to dating you? Okay. And she answered with this.

What are X, Y, and Z? I mean, you got to be cool, man. Not cool in the sense that people think you're Okay. And she answered with this. What are X, Y, and Z? I mean, you gotta be cool, man. Not cool in the sense that people think you're cool. You just gotta be nice and like, please make me laugh and also just be good to my family and people around you. That's a good X, Y, Z. I think so. We'll see. Oh my god, who

said that that was high maintenance? I don't know. That's pretty basic stuff, I think. By cool, she means like chill, right? Like she means cool, like a good person. Like not jealous, not psycho. Yeah, just like a nice, decent, normal person. Cool, make me laugh.

And be good to my family. And be good to my family. And people around you. That doesn't seem that much to ask for. Yeah. Is she still seeing Benny Blanco? Yeah, they're still together. I think they're a good couple.

I think so too. People criticise it. He's not the person I thought she was going to end up with. People criticise it. They're like, oh, he's punching and this and that and, you know. Oh, let's be very clear. He is punching. But.

But. But if he makes her happy, then that's all that matters. And he's a good person and got a good personality. Yeah. You know, it's adorable. Yeah, I think it's great. What have you, you probably haven't thought about this in many, many years because you've been married.

No, I reassess my wife quite regularly. We have an annual review on our anniversary. We sit down and check. No, you don't. No, we don't. What are your non-negotiables, if you can go back to the depths of your brain? I've been trying to think about this. I think for me, when I was...

Rich. Yeah, rich, no. When I was... I think a non-negotiable for me, I think the person has to be... I don't mean this to sound arrogant. I think I like the people that I'm with to be smart, like intelligent. Because then it brings up your average. Yeah, right. Then at least one of us knows.

Who do you think is smarter out of you and your wife? Oh, my wife. Okay. Who do you think is better looking out of you and your wife? Oh, my wife. Who do you think is funnier out of you and your wife? Oh, my wife. Okay. Who do you think's better looking out of you and your wife? Oh, my wife. Who do you think's funnier out of you and your wife? Probably me. She'd probably say me.

Non-negotiables. Yep. They've got to enjoy watching TV and eating chocolate on the couch at the end of the day. Yep. Like I can't be with someone who doesn't think that that's the right way to end the day. 100%. For me, non-negotiable, they have to love food. Yep. Like I can't be with someone who doesn't think that that's the right way to end the day. 100%. For me non-negotiable, they have to love food. Yeah. As much as me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe not as much as me because

I like it in excessive amount but they have to. You reckon slightly less would be helpful. Slightly less would probably be a good thing. Yeah, I agree. But love food. Food is what we do as a couple. Before kids, when we were travelling that's how we saw places. That's how you communicate.

Yeah, food. That's a big way to communicate with your partner. They have to have a driver's licence. You've said this one before. That is a non-negotiable for me. Bree's taxi is not in operation. It is not in operation. Is that shallow of me?

No. I can't date someone who doesn't have a licence. I have before and this is why I think it's a non-negotiable for me now where I can't do it again. I can't. What if they've got a fully loaded hop card? No.

Because I always I feel like in those situations you always end up being like the taxi or the chauffeur and you end up feeling like, you know, it's not really a partnership. They've got to have a driver's license. Do they have to have a car? No, no.

Yes. Not necessarily. Depends with, like, you know, where they live. But, I mean, that would be nice. But definitely have to have a license. Are they going to put up with me watching Usher's Tiny Desk performance on YouTube once or twice a month. Oh, that's a deal breaker for me.

Nah, you've just got to be cool with that. Or go read your book. That's a deal breaker. Nah, that's good. Nah, that's a good one. You've just got to go along with it. Just go along with it. What about you, producers?

Non-negotiables? You got any? I feel like the first thing that popped into my head was they have to, like, shower regularly. Hygiene. Hygiene. Hyg hygiene hygiene i feel like that's a pretty standard one i don't think i could date a stinker yeah that's non-negotiable no shade to the stinkers no no no shade to the stinkers shade to the stinkers what about you ella you just got

engaged i did crazy um i would say now knowing that it's good for me, someone named Active. Can I just say that was the most Gen Z response at me saying, hey, Ella, what about you? You just got engaged. And she goes, yeah, crazy. Not me in my engaged era. Oh, my God, crazy. Crazy. Sorry, what did you say?

Active. Active. Oh, yeah. Because I'm not initially like, it's not in my bones to want to move my body. And you are engaged to a hiker. He's a runner. He's a runner. He likes running.

But does that, oh, see, I feel like I want the opposite. I don't want to go on runs. Neither. But he meets me in the middle and he gets me off my bum. Okay. Yeah, so that's good. Well, that's not too bad. Someone just texts through a really good one and is definitely a non-negotiable for me.

They have to be kind to animals. I think it says so much about someone, you know? Kind to animals, intelligent, and a little bit geeky. Cute. A cute, weird kind of geeky. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Yeah.

Okay. Let's get them in. What are your relationship non-negotiables? I think of us. Claudia is the most high maintenance, expecting her get them in. What are your relationship non-negotiables? I think of us. Claudia is the most high maintenance, expecting her partner to shower. That is the least of things. You expect your partner to sit there

while you watch the same video on YouTube over and over again. No, not just any video. Usher's tiny desk performance. It's quite different. Let's make it a good one. Longer than a shower. Oh! Oh! Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers for your hump day.

Birthday banger, otherwise known as the number one song when you were 16. Erin's going to go first. Kia ora, Erin. Hi, Erin. Hello, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? It's been a roster day off, so it's been cool with the weather.

Oh, how nice. Take that one, Erin. Rostered day off. R-D-O. Am I right, Erin? Okay, mate. Well, we need you. Good.

I just wanted to check. We need you D-O-B, Erin. It's the 18th of the 3rd, 77. All right. That means you were 16 in 1993. And Erin, when you were 16, this was number one. Oh, lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more. Sonia Dada.

And lover. What do you reckon? It was good. Great sing-along song. Yeah. Erin, one of my all-time favourite songs ever. Yeah. It's a banger.

This song would go good on their Maori shed party playlist, I reckon. Okay, let's go to Maddie, who's doing their mum's birthday banger. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hello. You're doing your mum's birthday banger. How old are you? I am. I'm 14. Okay, so still a couple of years to go

but we can do your mum's. What is your mum's birthday? The 23rd of March 1989. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2005 and on your mum's 16th, this was number one.

Get it, mum. Get low, mum. Remember that one? Yeah. Yeah, you're out. The clubs weren't your mum. That's a great one from 50 Cent. What a tune.

Okay, Maddie and mum, wait there. We're going to do Rachel's birthday banger. Hey, Rach. Hello, Rach. Hello. Hello. How's your day been, Rach? It's been pretty good.

Pretty good. Pretty quiet. Pretty quiet on your way home from work? On my way home from the gym at the moment, yeah. Oh, good on you, Rachel. How many sets did you do today? Oh, it was just a lazy day around the office. Seven and a half, I think. Nice. Nice, Rach., I'd say. Nice.

Nice, Rach. All right, mate, what's your birthday? 22nd of May, 1994. All right, you were 16 in 2010. We've done the math, the calculations. This was number one. Can we pretend that airplanes are a night sky like shooting stars? I can really use a wish right now.

Wish right now. Wish right now. Hayley Williams and B.O.B. Airplanes. Next song. Hayley Williams and B.O.B., Airplanes. Do you like it? It's definitely a throwback, isn't it? Yeah. I like it. I think it's a great one. It's a little bit different.

It's a bit corny, but it's nice. It's a bit corny, yeah. I just love B.O.B. in the background. Airplanes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, now. I vote love B.O.B. in the background. Aeroplanes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, now. I vote 50 Cent. Oh, I do love that song from Sonya Dada. Vote for it then.

Voting for it. I know that these peeps in the booth won't have heard of it, but it's such a fantastic song. Claudia, what do you want to hear? Sonya Dada, 50 Cent or B.O.B. and Hayley Williams? First of all, I do actually know that Sonia Dada song. I didn't know it by name, but I knew it by tune. But you don't like it.

I like it, but it's a bit slow. So I feel like Candy Shop's the way to go. Yeah, Claudia, drop it low, girl. We can hear Candy Shop any time. I'm excited for you, Maddie and Mum Ashley. Well done. You've won. Mum, teach Maddie how to drop it low in this one, all right?

Bree and Clint, sit in. Bree and Clint. Next week, so Thursday week. Yes. We are attending the New Zealand Radio Awards. We got an invite. We didn't just get an invite. We got a nomination.

I know. I can't believe we got an invite after what happened last year. Oh, yeah. When you got. What Claudia did. Hey, don't drag me down with you. With the sausages. Yeah.

It was one time. What? One sausage. I can't believe there was that many sausages. It's usually quite impressive. It's crazy, man. It's crazy, man. It's crazy. We nominated for a radio award.

Never won one. No. But, you know, it's fun to be there. We hold out hope. Yeah, yeah. Six years. But as we say on the Brie and Clint show, always good to be nominated. Six times a charm.

Come on, baby. I feel like it. It is the glitziest night in the radio calendar. It's the event where everybody puts on their good clothes and shows up and there's a big fancy awards ceremony and then afterwards there's a huge party. That's how it goes. It happens every single year, except during bloody COVID.

Stupid COVID. They're like, we're doing it on Zoom. Like, cool. Did you dress up? No. I don't even think I wore pants. But every year there's a bit of pressure on what to wear. And I know you in particular, Brie, at the moment are feeling that pressure.

Aren't you? I only realised that the Radio Awards were in two weeks yesterday. Yeah. Normally I am more prepared. I feel more prepared. I feel very overwhelmed and for good reason because I have zero. I have nothing. Zilch to wear.

Do you have nothing? Because I've been in your wardrobe before. What? Yeah, I have. Hey, wait. Did you come out of my closet too? No, no, just you. And there's a lot of stuff in there.

There is a lot of stuff in there. There's a lot of stuff in there. But you know me. There's no nice stuff. Tell me what you mean by nice. Like there's no nice stuff. Like there's no fancy stuff that you wear. No formal stuff. No formal stuff.

I'm not a formal person. So whenever there's a formal event, I'm not someone who can just go to my wardrobe and pick from the plethora of formal clothes. Where would you usually go to get formal clothes? Oh, my God. I don't know. I know, I know.

I don't know. I'm so bad at this stuff. Do you have a friend group where you guys can share clothes? That's what my wife does. They cycle clothes around. That's great for all the girls that are a size 8 or size 10, but I'm 5'10". I just don't fit into any of my friends' clothes.

So that's why I'm always like normally more prepared because it's a lot harder for me to find something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I am up shit creek. Could we have a bit of fun with it and could you give me a budget and I could style you? That sounds like my worst nightmare. Oh, he could reveal it to you on the day.

Oh, my God. Absolutely not. No? I'll chip into that budget if you want. You'd chip into the budget? Yeah, to see that. I'll put in a hundy. I'll film it.

No money. No money. Ten bucks. Okay, we're up to see that. I'll put in a hundy. I'll film it. No money. No money. Ten bucks. Okay, we're up to $110. I'll give 20. All right, I'm going to Kmart for your outfit. Nah, okay. You guys, I want actual suggestions.

Yeah, okay. Bree's suggestion was that we wear the suits, the tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber and go together. And I said to her, don't drag me down with you just because you're underprepared. Mate, just becauseuxedos from Dumb and Dumber and go together. And I said to her, don't drag me down with you just because you're underprepared. Mate, just because you haven't seen Dumb and Dumber and you don't know how iconic it is, it would be hilarious. Are you worried which one you are, whether you're dumb or dumber?

Yeah, right. He knows which one he is. Would I be orange or blue? That's what I said to you. I'll even let you pick which colour. Okay, I want to be blue. Okay, I'll be orange. Really?

Yeah. No. Like a chisel. Yeah. No. I'll even let you pick which colour Okay I want to be blue Okay I'll be orange Really? Yeah No Like a chisel Yeah No Claudia come with a real suggestion Of what Brie could wear to the radio awards please Brie I think you want to look like a powerful woman

I know you love a matching set And I know you want to be warm So I've got the perfect solution for you Oh here we go The leopard outfit from Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much music video. You know why I wore that to a grade eight dress-up party? Did you?

Oh, just wear that. Dust it off. That's definitely not fitting me anymore. But literally my nan made that outfit for me and it's probably been one of my favourite outfits I've ever worn in my whole life. When Claudia said comfortable, warm, matching set, I thought you were going to say a ski suit.

Oh, that's even better. Yeah. That's a great idea though, Claude. I like it. Okay, Shania Twain is on the menu now. I like it. Ella. I was trying to go for a silly one,

but honestly, I'm just going for real. What is that? Yeah, real is a word. Yeah, that's definitely a word. R-E-A-L. So you look good in blazers, right? Okay, thank you. And you love the website dish.

So I reckon you splash out and go for a nice little something from your favourite website. Treat yourself. Oh, but I don't know if they really do formal stuff. No, I've had a look. They do very nice dresses. But you could also wear them not just for a fancy-fancy. You could go for, like, another event. That is smart not just for a fancy-bancy. You could go for another

event. That is smart. Annoying, genuine solution from Ella. You know we're doing radio here, right? I thought. Fine, wear a catsuit. I thought. Wear some leather pants. See, that's better. We're a pop music radio station. We're nominated for an award.

We need to represent the radio station. What if we win? We need to look like we are of the station when we go up there on stage. You watched the new Billie Eilish music video today. What do you think about wearing a Chicago Bulls basketball singlet? A backwards cap, some chains and some

baggy three-quarter shorts. Are you saying I go as Billie Eilish? I'm saying you take inspiration from Billie Eilish and you go like that. That's what the Gen Z's thinks. Hot, hot, hot. Get some jorts out. You know, the sad part is I own all that stuff.

Yeah, I know. Formal jorts. Yeah, formal jorts. Yeah, I'll pop a tie on and I'll be good to go. That would be a fit. If any stylists are listening, looking for some exposure. I would love. We have a blank canvas here for you that would love you to paint them.

We could body paint you. We could body paint the Shania Twain outfit on you. Guys, we want to actually win an award. Imagine if I turn up naked. Memorable. Painted. That will be the year that we actually win. I have to get on stage. And the award for strangest outfit goes to...

Is that Brie's nipples? Brie and Clint. We were talking semi-seriously earlier about Brie wearing body paint to the New Zealand Radio Awards in two weeks. I could never. Someone texted and said, funny story about body paint. I did a ZM competition at the Basin Reserve in Wellington in the year 2000.

Full nude with body paint and the ZM logo painted across my back. I thought they said crack. Across my back. Wait, so what was the competition then? I reckon it was like a streak at the Basin type situation. You know how radio was all about that back in the 2000s? Oh, good old streak at the basin, eh? They were all about getting naked to win a prize.

Yeah, why did they make everyone get naked? There's precedent here. We could see who that body painter was. We could paint a ZM logo on you. Get the same body painter back in there. Why am I just picturing painting the ZM logo in certain spots? Wait, where are you picturing it? Tits and throwbacks.

Yep. Bree and Clint. And that's us. Boy, we're done for the day. Let's get out of here. I've got about six episodes of MasterChef to catch up on. Oh, yeah. I'm loving MasterChef.

Who's your favourite out of the judges now? You can't say Jamie Oliver because he's a guest. Either Poe or Andy. It's got to be Poe for me. Oh, I really like the other new chick too, the food writer. I like her too, yeah. Warming to the French guy, but yeah. Yeah, I think we'll see. I think with Jamie Oliver there

they're trying to milk him for as much as they can while he's there. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then we'll get to know the others more. My wife has been away for the last few days for work. Lucy, she's back tonight, so we'll do to know the others more. My wife has been away for the last few days for work. Lucy, she's back tonight, so we'll do a MasterChef marathon. MasterChef marathon. I hope you have some good food prepared. That's the sexy kind of stuff you can look forward to

after five years of marriage, everybody. Six years of marriage. What do you say? It doesn't matter. Well, I'm off to another Comedy Fest show. I'm going to see James' Musterpix show this evening. I'm trying to get as many comedy shows in as I can, and I've got a lot of friends and mates I'm trying to support.

But get out, see some comedy if you're in Auckland or around. There's some fantastic shows happening. Very good. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Brand Clint Show. Bye, guys. Bye. the Brand Clint Show. Bye, guys.