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Oh my god
It's Friday
Make some noise for the original.
Say that's Brianne Clint.
Friday, baby.
Welcome to the Brianne Clint Show.
Let's go.
Friday's on.
It is December this weekend or pretty much.
It's kind of when I... Is it not? It's got another week yet to go, mate. Does it? Oh, it's December this weekend, or pretty much. It's kind of when I...
No.
Is it not?
It's got another week yet to go, mate.
Does it?
Oh, it's only the 22nd.
Come, you farm.
I thought it was this weekend.
It's only the 22nd today.
We asked Google this morning how many days until summer,
and it said nine days, so that makes more sense, doesn't it?
That makes a little bit more sense.
I am confused because we're putting the Christmas tree up this weekend.
Yeah, fair enough. Yeah.
What's going on with you?
Are you going to Wicked again tonight, aren't you?
Nah, Sunday. Oh, Sunday. Yeah, book my
tickets. I feel like there is a
million sessions for Wicked
happening this weekend. Yeah.
No doubt, a lot of
people are going to be
feasting their eyes on the masterpiece that is Wicked.
Yeah.
That's going to be big this weekend.
Yeah, can't wait.
That'll be wicked.
It will be wicked.
Why did I say can't wait?
I'm not going.
You've seen it.
Sorry, I got distracted.
I'm just trying to get rid of the Friday jams that I don't like
and make sure we play the creme de la creme of Friday jams this afternoon.
Tell us what you got rid of.
Beyonce's Love on Top. And what did you got rid of. Beyonce's love on top.
And what did you put in?
Swedish house mafia.
Ooh.
Controversial.
But yeah, I see it.
It's not the vibe, is it?
No, I see it.
I see the vibes
that you're going for.
Also, you guys have seen
what Beyonce is capable of
on TikTok, haven't you?
We've all done
the Beyonce conspiracy,
haven't we?
Yeah.
I shouldn't say that.
Yeah.
She has eyes and ears everywhere.
Anyway, she's gone.
So let's get into a good show.
We have got your last item for Add to Cart coming up at 4 o'clock.
You can win all three items at 5 o'clock.
And let's kick things off with Tradiverse Lady.
50 bucks up for grabs for you Friday.
If you want it, you're going to have to play 0800DIALZM right now.
We'll get two people on.
This isn't time I be on set.
Oh, my God.
Wait a second.
This is just mafia.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Hello and welcome along to Tradie versus Lady for Friday.
If this is the first time you've heard this, we get a tradie versus a lady.
They go head to head in a bit of trivia and the winner takes home 50 bucks.
We're keeping the score for the year.
I don't feel like we updated the score yesterday.
I definitely did.
You did?
Yeah.
Okay, we are up to date.
96 to the tradies, 102 to the ladies.
A lady is calling from the City of Sales.
She is 37 and her kids made her call in. Welcome to the tradies, 102 to the ladies. Our lady is calling from the City of Sales. She is 37, and her kids made her call in.
Welcome to the show.
It's Stephanie.
G'day, Steph.
I am.
How many kids do you got?
Two.
And did they put you up because they consider you to be the smartest member of the family?
Well, we always play on our drive home from school,
and they say I sound pretty good.
I like it. Good. So the kids
are backing mum in for the win. We like to hear
it. You're representing the whole clan today.
You've got to take down our tradie from Hamilton. They're
also 37 and they've got four
sisters. Welcome to the show, Luke.
G'day, Luke.
Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Are you the only
boy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, what a nightmare for you, Luke.
Yeah, well, I think I might have the lady advantage as well, though,
because I'm having four sisters.
Yeah, because you're an honorary lady.
How many bathrooms in your house of four girls and one boy growing up?
Oh, there's only either one, I think.
Oh!
Jeez.
Did you wash as a kid?
He's never seen himself in the mirror.
Yeah.
Luke, your buzz is tradie.
Steph, your lady, first to three wins the game.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
The Rugrats was a very popular cartoon in the 90s.
Name a character from the show.
Brady.
Oh, Stephanie got in there.
Tommy.
Tommy is correct.
Tommy Pickles also would have accepted Phil and Lil, Angelica, Chucky.
Chucky's the first one that came to mind for me.
Yeah, big characters on that show.
Fun fact, the woman Nancy Cartwright who does the voice for Bart Simpson
also voices Chucky.
That is a fun fact.
One to the ladies, question number two.
According to the biblical story, who did David fight?
Trady.
Yes, Luke.
Goliath.
Goliath.
It was, of course, David versus Goliath.
Fought him with a sling and stones.
Question number three.
We're one apiece here.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Luke is in.
Oh, I went on a whim and tried to get it, but I don't have it.
Sorry.
It was worth a shot.
I think I only played half a second of it.
It was worth a shot.
Stephanie, you get a free crack.
Anything?
No idea.
No idea?
Okay.
That was Drax Project.
Drax Project. Drax Project.
No points there for anyone.
Question number four.
According to the saying, what animal never changes its spots?
Tradie.
Tradie.
Yes, Luke?
Leopard.
Leopard's correct.
Leopard never changes its spots.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Stephanie, to stay in it.
Question number five.
Jerky is a type of dried what?
Luke.
Beef.
Yeah, beef. We were looking for meat. We'll take beef,
won't we? Beef. We'll take beef. Yeah.
I mean, Luke
comes out on top.
Nice work, mate. Fifty bucks coming your way.
Thank you. The kids will be wrapped.
Yeah, nice.
Well done.
Bree and Clint.
I'm going to get some people's blood boiling.
This boiled my blood when I saw it.
There's a group in Sydney who all work for the same property investing strategy group.
Oh, yeah.
Or I think they do a podcast together, but they all are in property investment.
Right.
So that's what they do.
They invest in property.
That's their thing.
And I think they-
Fair few of those podcasts around, property guys.
I know.
And they all get together and they talk about how many houses they got.
We joke.
Yeah.
But there's a video that's going viral at the moment
from a particular property investment podcast called the scouting australia podcast yeah
where this group of people have all gotten on a boat it looks like maybe like a christmas party
kind of thing and they've posted a video where the person filming them asked them one question.
And the question is, how many properties do you own?
And they answer it.
Take a listen.
Five.
One number six now.
Twelve.
Two.
Sixteen.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Ten.
Four.
Seven.
Seven.
Three.
I think the winner was 16.
One man with 16 houses.
Happy for you?
I'm happy for him?
Real happy.
Read the damn room.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, if that's your business, that's your business.
But to film that on a boat.
You're throwing it in people's faces a little bit.
We talked to you today on the show about rage baiting.
That is rage baiting.
I don't think they meant it as rage baiting.
No, you're right.
I don't think they did either.
And that's the difference.
Yeah, yeah.
I think they just.
So that's just tone deaf.
Just completely tone deaf.
Rage baiting is if they did that and they said,
if you don't own three or more houses, you're a failure.
Yeah.
That's rage baiting.
Yeah.
This is just failure to read the tea leaves.
Yeah.
This is them just puffing out their chest
and boasting about how much property they have.
If I had 16 properties, I would tell nobody.
Not a soul.
In what situation would that be a good idea?
Like, unless you were talking to a billionaire to try and seem like, you know, you had your things together.
Even if people were happy for you, you know who is going to take a close look at it?
The IRD.
They're going to go, oh, 16 houses.
Okay, we'll just might just drill in.
We'll have a look at that.
Let's have a little look at this.
We'll have a look into that.
Might just see where some of this money's going.
Would you be happy for people?
Like if someone said to you, I own 16 properties,
not to be cynical, I'd really struggle to be like,
I'm so happy for you.
Yeah, it would be hard to, in a housing crisis,
it would be hard to.
In the current climate, I'd really struggle. Like, I could give you a fake happy for you,
but I wouldn't mean it. Would not mean it. Wouldn't come from a genuine place. I thought
we could do a little bit of an experiment on the show today and ask the question, do you know someone,
maybe it's you, that owns more than one property?
Yeah, okay.
Two and up.
Yeah.
Do you know?
We want lots and lots, don't we?
Well, we do.
Yeah.
But I feel like.
Two's good.
It's not impressive though.
I'm impressed by two.
Yeah, I know, but...
Especially the current climate.
Does your dad have five?
Do you reckon there's people listening that have five?
Yeah.
You reckon?
I think the Prime Minister's got five.
Yeah, but he's not a good gauge.
He thinks groceries cost $40 a week.
Okay, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Christopher Luxon calls in to boast about how many houses
he owns. Let's see how many we can find. You've got to
promise not to be mean to them, otherwise they won't call
though. No, I won't be mean.
If it's less than 15,
I'll try and be happy for you. You've got to do your best.
I'm happy for you, okay? Happy for
you? Yeah, that's all we need. Okay, where are you?
Practice. Give me one practice. Yeah.
I've got 17 investment
properties and we're looking at buying a block of three more units this weekend.
Oh, that's awesome.
Happy for you.
Don't know why I asked and set the bar so low at two houses.
I told you it was too low.
There's a lot of people.
Yeah.
A lot of people have text through
and you're not going to believe how many houses they own.
A lot. A ton of people have texted through, and you're not going to believe how many houses they own. A lot.
A ton of them.
We're asking you this afternoon,
how many houses does the person you know, or maybe it's you, own?
I want to talk to the people who own them.
Yeah, there's heaps of people that are texting through,
people calling through.
Cole's here.
G'day, Cole.
Hi, Cole.
Hello.
Kick us off.
How many houses have you got, Cole?
I own two and a half.
Two and a half? How do I own two and a half. Two and a half?
How do you own two and a half?
So I've got my residential and investment and my motorhome.
Oh, nice.
I'd count that as a half.
Do you rent that out?
No, not yet.
No.
And it's the land value.
I mean, unless you own the land underneath the motorhome, right, Cole?
It's not really going to appreciate in value.
No.
Can you be happy for Cole?
I am happy for Cole.
Say it then.
I'm 33.
I'm happy for you, Cole.
Genuinely happy.
Thank you, Cole.
It's a great start.
Someone's texted her and said,
My landlord, Reginald, owns 27 rental properties
and loves to brag about it at every house inspection.
Reginald.
I'd be fuming.
Of course, Reginald has 27 houses.
We get it, Reginald.
You don't have to throw it in our face.
He's like, can I call you Reggie?
He's like, no, you absolutely cannot call me Reggie.
You will call me Reginald or Sir Reginald.
Imogen's here.
Hi, Imogen.
Hi, Imogen.
Kia ora.
Kia ora. Is it you that owns a lot ofd. Imogen's here. Hi, Imogen. Hi, Imogen. Kia ora. Kia ora.
Is it you that owns a lot of property, Imogen?
My husband and I own 11.
11?
Yeah.
Tell us where, how.
So we live in Otetahi.
Okay.
We have some in Christchurch, the West Coast and Southland.
Are you the person who texted and said,
I've got 11 properties and I am completely broke?
Yeah, yeah.
Imogen, I need to ask,
how did you guys get on when all the interest rates went up?
It wasn't fun, yeah.
It wasn't fun.
Was it a scary time for you guys?
I think because we've always, you know,
tried to have a bit of,
like we tried to be careful about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was pretty stressful.
Are you in the market for any more houses?
No, not at the moment.
Not at the moment.
You've got enough.
11, I think you're well on your way.
Someone texts through and they said,
I know a doctor who has 25 plus properties.
Someone else said four, but we got onto the property ladder.
When my mum died, I was only 28.
I'd trade the four houses back for just one more day.
Yeah.
Oh, that's such a sweet text.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Yeah, I would too if I was you. My ex's dad has 20 plus houses and owns an entire block in Mount Wellington.
Wow.
Their house in Rimuera is worth $4 million plus.
Jeez.
Oh, what a shame that they're your ex.
What a shame it didn't work out.
Someone else said, my landlord basically owns half of our street.
Wow.
All the houses surrounding us, I'd say at least 20 on our street
and who knows how many others.
Nice houses in a good area with fair rent though.
I wonder, that's nice.
I wonder how many houses, like what percentage of houses on a street
you have to own before you're allowed to rename the street.
Like if you own over 75%, can you name the street after yourself?
Yeah, I mean, it's a great question.
You know, is it like Monopoly?
How does it work?
When do you get there?
Jessica's here.
Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. is it like Monopoly? How does it work? When do you get there? Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica.
Hi, Jessica.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Is it you that owns a lot of property?
Yes.
So I currently own three and I've got three more that are plans are in with the architect
at the moment.
Wow.
You're building houses.
Yeah, so I'm building.
So our plan was basically my partner and I, we bought our first home at 20.
Okay.
And we bought like first home at 20. Okay.
And we bought quite a large section.
And what we did was we subdivided the back off and built two on the back.
So that essentially gave us our three homes.
Since then, we've sold one of them, purchased another property to do the exact same thing,
but we're building three on the back instead of two.
Jess, you're one of those really frustrating, smart and motivated people that we hear about who had their shit together really early.
Trust me, it's a lot of hard work.
And I mean, if you put your mind to it, you're able to do it.
Trust me.
It's just putting your head down, knowing that you can't buy takeaways every weekend,
but it is possible.
Do you think your partner, you and your partner are going to continue doing this property
development, buy a place, put more on it, that
kind of thing? Oh, 100%.
I'm 27 at the moment
and my partner, he's 28, and so the plan
is to at least have six homes by the time
we're 30. Jess!
Jess!
Come on, Jess! I was
eating cheese out of a bag when I was
27. But I'm happy
for you. I really am. I'm happy for you. I really am.
I'm happy for you. Thanks, Jess.
I think we've found our winner, by the way.
This text message reads, my grandparents
have 80 plus houses.
They basically own most of
Taranaki. What? 80.
80.
Where do they keep all the keys to them?
80 houses? Yeah.
That's wild.
I feel like they could make a TV show about those people.
Yeah.
Like the Mafia in Taranaki.
So you happy for them?
No, I'm not happy for those people, no.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, everyone is going to be seeing the new Wicked movie in cinemas this weekend.
And there's a story out today saying that it almost had a different director and different stars.
Yes, it certainly did.
This is incredible.
We found out today that actually the English director, Stephen Dalbury, was actually going to be the director
of it.
And Lady Gaga was not only considered for the role, had multiple meetings for one of
the lead roles in the film Wicked.
And then also, below my mind, Shawn Mendes was going to play the role of, do I say it
right?
Fiyero?
Oh, Furio. Yeah. Furio. Furio, yeah, yeah. He played that. I haven't seen it yet. going to play the role of, do I say it right? Fiyero?
Furio.
Yeah.
Furio.
Furio, yeah, yeah.
I haven't seen it yet. Shawn Mendes is going to play the role of Furio.
So, look, obviously none of us can even imagine
it being played by anyone else.
The current cast are incredible, but there you go.
I can imagine it being played by Shawn Mendes.
I think he would have been great in that role.
I haven't seen him do any acting before,
but I imagine he would do a good job.
Bree, do you think Lady Gaga was in line
to be the good witch or the bad witch?
She was in line, from my understanding,
to play Elphaba.
Right, okay.
Yeah.
They would have made her green.
They would have made her green,
and I think she would have done a fantastic job.
I mean, Cynthia Erivo is incredible in the film,
and I can't picture anyone else now doing it
but I think Lady Gaga
has the voice and I think
She had to do that Joker movie though. She can't have
two musicals in one year. Oh, but that
movie was not the best.
Not as good as Wicked, right? Nowhere near
as good as Wicked. Wicked was
meant to be a musical. It's always interesting
to me when you find out the stars that were meant
to be in movies, you know?
Yeah.
And then you picture the movie would have been completely different
if they cast it a different way.
Yeah, it's interesting to see that with a different director,
you know, the different vision.
Dean, Brie's trying to get tickets to Coachella to see Lady Gaga live.
Are you keen to go along to that too?
Should we do a three-way?
Should the three of us go?
Let's all go.
It looks so good.
I've actually seen Gaga at Coachella years ago.
She filled in for Beyonce.
I was going to the Beyonce one.
That's right.
She was pregnant.
They got Gaga.
And I was there that year.
And it was spectacular.
But it was a last-minute thing.
So Gaga was just on the stage with, it wasn't a big show production,
production, whereas this time.
This will be.
I think it will be.
Yeah, I read somewhere, Dean, that Lady Gaga has come out
and said that she is so excited to bring her full vision
and this full production show to Coachella
because she didn't have the opportunity last time.
So, I mean, let's get the tickets, Dean.
Thawing me up.
There's some people on wait lists at the moment for Coachella tickets.
Good luck if that's you.
That's the latest from Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
The Australian Music Awards, or the Arias, took place a couple of nights ago.
And there were some big winners of the night,
but no one bigger than this man right here.
I feel the rush.
I dig deep to your touch. Oh, I feel the rush. It's so good. It's so good. bigger than this man right here.
Troy Savan picked up the award for best album
of the year,
which I think is the biggest award of the night.
He's got such a cool house.
Does he? Yeah, I've watched
the tour of his house on AD,
the YouTube channel, Architectural Digest.
Oh, he wasn't on MTV Cribs?
Nah.
Oh.
Nah, nah, nah.
AD is like the modern, classy version of MTV Cribs.
Of MTV Cribs.
He's got a very nice house.
Yeah, love it.
Gotta go outside to get to the toilet, though.
Where does he live, LA?
Melbourne.
Oh, is it in Melbourne?
Yeah.
Oh, wow, okay.
He would have a place in LA, though.
Surely.
Surely.
Probably. He's done super place in LA though. Surely. Surely. Probably.
He's done super well with his latest album.
And I think because of the arias and some other things,
he was in Australia for the awards and Rove McManus sat down with Troy
to talk to him about his life and the success and the album
and all the rest of it.
Love Rove. what's he doing?
Oh, you know, he owns a media company.
But what was the interview for?
Has he got a TV show again?
Well, I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Could have been for the project because he owns the project.
Oh, he does too, doesn't he?
But anyway, one of the stories that came out in this interview
was Troye Sivan talking about how his dad nearly died this year.
Troye Sivan's dead?
Yeah, Troye Sivan's dad nearly died when he got shot with a nail gun
and a 14-inch nail entered his head and went into his brain.
Take a listen.
It's so crazy.
He got shot in the head with a nail gun.
Okay.
And like a five centimetre nail went into his brain.
And he had to have like emergency surgery and he's completely fine.
It's like a miracle, honestly.
Yeah, so it was a pretty hectic time.
Holy s***.
But there is an x-ray.
That's terrifying.
It was really scary, yeah.
It was like the worst day of our lives for sure.
I'll just, obviously you guys can't see the photo of the x-ray,
but I'll just show Clint and we'll get his reaction.
I haven't seen it yet.
We'll spin it around.
Oh, it's right through the top of his skull into his brain.
It's in his brain.
How do you survive that?
Well, they reckon it was a miracle.
He had to have life-saving surgery.
They didn't just put the claw end of the hammer on and just wrench it out?
Put a foot on the side of his head and just yank it out?
Just be like, hold there, hold there.
No, the nail's still straight.
We can use this.
Yeah, apparently they...
It's got some brain goo on it, but it's fine.
They just got lucky.
It was a miracle that the surgery went well.
Do we know how he got a five-inch nail through his head with a nail gun?
It doesn't say.
I think it was a workplace accident maybe.
Goofing around.
Who knows?
Nail guns scare the crap out of me.
Yeah.
Have you used one?
I've used one and I don't want to be around one.
I just don't want to be near it.
I borrowed my friend Nixon's one.
Yeah.
Don't want to be near it.
And then he goes, well, it's reloading.
It's so scary. Yeah. Don't want to be near it. And then he goes, while it's reloading. It's so scary.
Yeah.
I wouldn't put it,
I wouldn't even put it anywhere near my head.
Well, I don't think he shot himself in the head.
We don't know.
I doubt it.
God, you'd feel bad if you shot someone else in the head with a nail gun.
I reckon it was.
I sat on a farm once when I was a kid,
and the guy had modified a nail gun so that you didn't have to press it up against something for the nail to come out.
Why would you do that?
So he could shoot possums.
That's so grim.
Yeah.
It's so grim.
And he goes, that way the possum stays stuck to the tree.
Probably shouldn't have told that story.
It wasn't me that did it, okay? It was the person I was staying with, all right? Sure it was. It wasn't me that did it Okay
It was the person I was staying with
Alright
Sure it was
It wasn't me
I was terrified
I think I cried that night
And got picked up and taken home
I feel like that would have traumatised me
If I'd seen that
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Brie and Clint
Getting back together
Taylor Swift on ZM
Brie and Clint
Ross came in before
And told us we're allowed
To start playing Christmas songs
He did
Yeah
Yeah What should we play? Texas or 9696? Yeah what should we play allowed to start playing Christmas songs. He did? Yeah. Yeah.
What should we play?
Text us on 9696. Yeah, what should we play?
And do you want a Christmas song today?
Yeah.
Do you want a Christmas song on November 22?
Do people want that?
Text us.
Let us know what you think.
Just before we move on, because I know we've got games to play,
we're talking about life-saving surgeries,
and I just want to read this text that came through.
They said,
I was staying
with family friends up at Mount Ruapehu and started getting extreme tummy pain. Didn't want
to bother them so I put up with it for four days. That's so relatable, eh? Yeah. I got home and I
told my mum. So as the friends left and she took me to the GP,
they got me fast-tracked into the hospital, got there,
they did a scan and was way worse than expected.
My bowel had pretty much... Sorry, there's so many texts coming through talking about the Christmas song,
so I can't read this as it's coming down.
My bowel had pretty much twisted inside itself.
Common in babies, but not common in adults.
Up to one in six million in adults rushed into a six-hour surgery
where they removed eight feet worth of dead bowel.
Lucky to have got there when I did or I could have died.
You had eight feet of dead bowel inside you?
That's real bad.
Like, real bad.
Imagine being like, oh, I've had a sore tummy
but I didn't want to complain about it.
Nick Minnett, they're like, um,
most of your bowel is dead. I just
died. I didn't want to bother anyone.
Far out.
That's crazy.
Uh, okay. One second song challenge
next.
ZM. Call ZM now
to play Brain Cleanse. One second
song challenge. You only got one second. ZM. Call ZM now to play Brain Cleanse One Second Song Challenge.
You only got one second. One second.
One Second Song Challenge.
If you're good at your songs or if you just
want to have a game, you want to have a crack, we'll take
anyone. 0800 DIAL ZM.
You can join a team,
my team or Clint's team, and
we'll put you to the test next.
Sounds good to me. You're right,
we are being overwhelmed with Christmas texts, so...
Some for, some against.
Ariana Grande, Santa Baby.
Tune.
Brie and Clint, Merry Christmas.
So tell me if you're really there.
Brie and Clint.
Time is waiting
You only get one second of a song
No hesitating
You only got one second
One second
You better come on back
They've already texted back
I went to the edge, it was shit, I'm back
Got him
Yeah, you can't miss one second song challenge
This is the one second song challenge
We're playing for KFC Chicken Dollars.
Grace is going to join Team Clint.
Kia ora, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
We're good.
How are you?
Oh, what a day.
What a day.
Grace, you bloody said it, mate.
You've got to take on Brie and Kat.
Hi, Kat.
Hi, Kat.
Hi, how's it going?
God, we're kind of like CatDog, but instead we're Brie and Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi, how's it going? We're kind of like Kat Dog, but instead we're Brie Kat.
What a show.
What a great show, right?
Right.
Who were you more like?
Were you more like dog or more like cat?
More like cat.
Okay, well, that works.
Brie's more like dog.
Excuse you.
Claudia, you're in charge.
Let's get into this, shall we? Such a rogue reference. Yes, let's get like dog. Excuse you. Claudia, you're in charge.
Let's get into this, shall we?
Such a rogue reference.
Yes, let's get into it.
This is the one second song challenge.
I'm starting a song from the beginning.
Just buzz in with your name if you know the artist and the name of the song.
I fear I've gone a bit too difficult on today's one, so we'll see how we go. But for a clue, which may or may not help you, these songs all open with piano.
Okay, sure.
That tells me nothing.
63% of all songs ever made.
I came up with a theme and I really just went with it.
Steamrolled right through.
But Brie and Clint, you guys are going first.
Buzz in with your name if you know what this is.
Clint.
Brie.
That is
Chapel Roan, Pink Pony Club.
Very well done.
It's one of my favourite songs at the moment.
Pink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing
at the Pink Pony Club
Starts real
Phantom of the Opera-ish, doesn't it?
Would you have got that, Clint?
Yes, I would. It's on high rotation
in the car
on the way to school at the moment.
Okay, Grace, you're a clever cookie.
You need to pull this one back for us, okay?
Okay, let's go.
Okay, Grace and Kat, this is for you.
Grace.
Grace.
Yes, Grace, get in there, Grace.
It's Adele. Yeah. Yes, Grace. Get in there, Grace. It's Adele.
Yeah.
Is it Rolling in the Deep?
Such a good guess.
It's not Rolling in the Deep.
I would have said that too, Grace.
Kat, swoop in there, Kat.
Is that Someone Like You?
It is.
Come on.
Well done.
You really are like Kat.
The more responsible one.
It's so hard because I think there's two Adele songs that don't start with piano.
Yeah, it's very piano heavy.
And weirdly, one of them is rolling in the deep.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, we're okay, Grace.
We can stay on this.
Grace, we just have to get every single one right from here on out, okay?
Oh, yeah, easy, easy.
I'll do the first one.
Yeah, that means, Clint, the pressure's on you right now.
It really is.
Brian, Clint, this is for you.
Clint.
Yes?
Coldplay.
Oh, I know it.
Oh, I know it.
I'll give you a second.
Coldplay and... Throw one out. Oh, which one it. I know it. I'll give you a second. Coldplay and...
Throw one out.
Oh, which one is it?
Just say anything.
Just say it.
The Scientist.
No.
Clocks!
That was the other one.
Oh, I'm so glad I went to the blast week.
Oh, it gave me the edge.
That was tough on us.
Grace, it's a down trowel.
Kat, you have scored 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Well done.
Yay, thank you.
Kat, did you feel it?
We're connected.
Just like CatDog, our bowels are connected.
I feel like we really vibed at the startels are connected. I feel like it's really bad.
We did.
I felt that too.
I need to know how the scientist starts.
Sorry, let me just...
Come on, let's have a listen.
Yeah, yeah.
Piano.
That's a good option too.
Yeah.
I feel like that's a petty piano as well.
That one was probably a more popular song,
so I should have gone with that one.
Bree and Clint.
Ladies
and gentlemen,
Bree and Clint's
Friday-oke!
Every Friday we do this, we go head-to-head
covering a song,
doing a bit of karaoke, spending some time with
a very talented audio engineer
who polishes our turd and makes it palatable, doesn't he?
Yeah, he's a miracle worker, I would say, Sam.
He's a wizard, Hari.
He is a wizard.
This week, for fun, we've gone totally random
and we're going to do this George Michael classic.
I guess I gotta have faith.
I gotta have faith.
Was this on SingStar?
All I remember is Colby Collet.
And Jamelia Superstar.
And Jamelia Superstar.
And Nine to Nine, Red Balloons.
Yep, that's right.
Yep, that was one.
How this works, if you've never heard it,
is it relies largely on you to pick the winner.
But before you do that,
you need to have heard both of our Friday Okies.
I picked them, so I'll go first this week.
I feel like this is going to be
right in your wheelhouse, Clint Roberts.
Let's find out.
Well, I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you.
Oh, but I gotta think twice before I give my heart away.
Cause I know all the games you play.
Cause I play them too.
Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion.
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
Oh, and that love comes down with
Our devotion
Well, it takes a strong man, baby
But I'm showing you the door
Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith
Cause I gotta have faith, the faith, the faith
I gotta have faith, the faith, the faith. I gotta have faith, the faith, the faith.
Very good.
Very good from Mr. Roberts this week, I think.
That was fun.
Someone's texting to say it absolutely was on SingStar
and they know because they've got every single disc still.
I wonder if they whip it out every now and then.
Party at your house.
Are you ready to do your George Michael?
I don't know if I want to follow that,
but they are the rules, and you may as well
give it a hoon. I reckon you've got a good George Michael
in you. I don't know. Don't you?
Wouldn't mind some.
He's a good looking man.
Here comes his breeze.
Well, I guess it
would be nice
if I could touch your body.
I know not everybody has got a body like you.
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away.
And I know all the games you play because I played them too.
Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion. Time to pick my heart up off the floor.
Oh, and that love comes down without devotion. Well, it takes a strong man, baby,
but I'm showing you the door. Cause I gotta have faith. I gotta have faith. Because I've got to have faith. I've got to have faith.
Because I've got to have faith, faith, faith.
I've got to have faith, faith, faith.
That was good.
That was really good.
Oh, it's a good song, isn't it?
Hoos is the best, though.
Okay?
Stop being nice to us.
Yeah, be brutal.
That's what we like.
Start being truthful.
Don't worry about our fragile egos.
Yeah, we do this every week.
Give it to us straight.
We can take it.
Yeah.
We've got leathery, worn, old emotions.
I'm emotionally equipped to take it straight right now.
Just give it to me as brutal as you can.
Five people on 0800DALEZM.
We need you to call through, give us your honest review of our Friday Oki
and tell us who the winner is.
And if you do, you could score 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon.
So who's got it?
0800 dial ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Friday Oki.
You just heard, if I do say so myself,
two wonderful renditions of George Michael's Faith.
If you're wondering what they heard like, sound heard like.
Oh, it's been a long week.
If you're wondering what they...
Heard of cows, heard of chickens.
Clint sounded like this.
Because I gotta have faith.
I gotta have faith.
Because I gotta have faith, the faith, the faith.
I gotta have faith, the faith, the faith. And Brie heard like this.
Thank you very much.
And we have five people standing by to tell us
who did the best Friday Okie this week.
Five votes will decide it.
And Michelle is going to go first.
Kia ora, Michelle.
Hi, Michelle.
Happy Friday, mate.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
Any feedback this week, Michelle?
No.
All right, cut to the chase.
Who are you giving it to?
Michelle's feedback would mean that there's room for improvement,
which I don't think you guys can improve.
Who's your pick, Michelle?
No, they were both great. Aw, thank you.
Aw, thanks, Michelle.
Our vote's for Clint.
Okay, beautiful. Thank you very much. Thanks, Michelle.
I appreciate it. Jeremy standing by. G'day,
Jeremy. G'day, Jeremy.
What did you think of our faith?
I think, Clint,
you did the song justice a bit more than Bree did.
Yeah.
Close, though, right?
Close.
Yeah, close.
I don't think so, but I appreciate you saying.
Thanks, Jezza.
Let's go to Hazel on our 100,000 M. Hi, Hazel.
Hi, Hazel.
Hi.
What are your thoughts this week, Hazel?
I'm going to vote for Bree, but Clint was better,
but Bree was very funny because it was terrible.
You told us to be brutal, so I wasn't.
No, I asked you.
And can I say thank you for being brutal, Hazel,
and thank you for your pity vote.
From the mouths of babes.
Thanks, Hazel.
Timothy is standing by.
Hi, Timothy. Hi, Timothy. Hi. Are you going to be. Thanks, Hazel. Timothy is standing by. Hi, Timothy.
Hi, Timothy.
Hi.
Are you going to be as honest as Hazel was?
Oh, I am not sure if I can,
but I definitely know who I'm going to vote for.
Okay.
Well, that's good.
What are you thinking?
I think Breeze was the best.
It was very enthusiastic and entertaining.
I will take it, Timothy, you legend.
That is very well said, Timothy. We appreciate your input
and you've taken us to tie break where
Debbie will decide the whole bloody thing.
Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie.
Hi. It is all down to you,
Debbie. Well, I've got to
say that you're both pretty good, but
this week for me, it is
Clint. Yeah. But
I just want to also say that normally
I love this
because I can normally get a laugh out of it,
and this week I didn't because you were both so good.
Oh, that's nice.
Thanks, Debbie.
Swings and roundabouts, right?
It wasn't funny because it wasn't bad enough.
Yeah, but no, Clint definitely did the best this time.
Thanks, Debbie.
Debbie, we'll pick an extra hard song next week
to give you an extra big laugh, okay?
That'd be great. That'll be great.
That'll be great.
You're welcome, Debbie.
Because I've got to have faith.
I've got to have faith.
Because I've got to have faith, the faith, the faith.
I've got to have faith, the faith, the faith.
She's right.
It's not funny when one of us doesn't completely S the beard, is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, mine went extra flat in the middle,
but there was some alright parts.
There was some alright parts.
Thanks to you folks, everybody.
Friday Okie is back next Friday.
Next, we're going to do your birthday bangers,
the number one song on the day that you turned 16.
Our special software is at the ready.
Our callers are waiting to take your call.
Oh, 800 dial ZM right now.
Our callers, what is it?
Our operators are waiting to take your call.
We need to stop talking for a bit.
Oh, I need a rest.
Unfortunately, it's our job.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Come on down.
We'll do your birthday banger for Friday.
It's where you give us your birthday.
We figure out the math, put it into our system here,
figure out what was number one when you were 16.
That is your birthday banger.
Jace Arne is here.
Hi, Jace.
The ruler.
G'day, Jace.
How's your week been, mate?
Out of 10?
I'll give it a 7.
I have a job, so I've got to work.
Fair enough, Jace. I like the attitude. seven. I have a job, so I've got to work. Fair enough, Jase.
I like the attitude.
What is your date of birth?
The 9th of the 9th, 1991.
All right.
That means you were 16, mate, in 2007.
Let me take you back to your 16th with this one.
Hey, I'm tired of using technology.
Why don't you sit down on top of me? A real banger from Fitty Cent and Justin Timberlake.
Ain't nothing wrong with that, right?
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
This takes me back to 2007.
I was driving my purple Harlequin Mitsubishi Mirage
with my 15-inch subwoofer.
Suck.
And this song... That's not tragic.
Yeah.
Mate, it was just as tragic as it sounds.
And this song blew the bloody speakers through the roof.
Yeah.
You got a good one, Jason.
You could be our winner.
Sarah's going next.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey, how you going?
Good, mate.
How was your week out of 10?
Oh, let's go about a 7 or 8.
7 or 8? 7 or 8.
Yeah, not bad.
That's not too bad.
Room for improvement this weekend?
Yeah, well, my shop's starting its Black Friday sale,
so, you know, it's going to be busy.
Give him a plug.
Is it your business?
It is, yeah.
Go on, give him a plug.
Give him a plug.
All right, then.
So, Smarty Pants in Christch Church, it's the best kids shop around,
and we're online as well, smartypants.co.nz.
There you go.
Head there now.
They've got the Black Friday sales on.
Nice work, Sarah.
What is your date of birth?
The 30th of March, 1981.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1997,
and back in 1997, this was at the top.
You get Warren G's version of I Shot the Sheriff.
Random.
Random.
Yeah, it's a bit random.
Isn't it?
I'm gutted for you.
It's not the one I was hoping for. No, it's a bit random. Isn't it? Oh, I'm gutted for you. It's not the one I was hoping for.
No, it's not.
I thought you would have got the Spice Girls.
I actually thought I was going to get Don't Speak by It's Gone Out of My...
Yeah, that's right.
I'm pretty sure that would have been number one somewhere in the world at the time.
It might have been the week before.
Yeah, right. It would have been the week before. Yeah, right.
It could have been.
Okay, wait there, Sarah.
We're going to do Kate's bit there.
Banger, hi, Kate.
Hi, Kate.
Hi.
Oh, Kate, you sound like you're having a bad day.
Oh, no.
No, I'm all good.
I'm all good.
How was your week out of 10, Kate?
Oh, I wrote it about an eight, maybe.
An eight?
Why so good?
Oh, just... Actually, I'm not sure. I'm just wr an eight, maybe. An eight? Why so good? Oh, just...
Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm just rang them the kids.
I've just done their...
My son's just done this school colour run,
so we're just going to name it Wesson Colourful.
Oh, nice.
Okay, well, we won't keep you too long.
All we need is your birthday.
30th of August, 1981.
All right, that means you were 16, Kate, in 1997 also.
But on your birthday, this was at the top.
No money, no problems.
Notorious Big IG.
Notorious Big IG?
What do you reckon, Kate?
I don't know.
That's not one of my faves.
Not your fave?
Yeah, okay.
All good.
Fair enough.
Okay, wait there.
I think it's pretty clear.
I think we're voting for Justin Timberlake at 50 cents.
Yeah, Jason, I think he's one birthday banger.
Jason.
That's the one, man.
Yeah.
That's the one.
I think that'll take your week up half a point, surely, Jason.
7.5.
We're looking good now.
Yeah, 7.5.
We love it.
Here we go.
From the year 2007, this is Jason's birthday banger on ZM.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
The winner of birthday banger today from the year 2007.
For our man Jason is 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake and Timberland AO Technology.
Don't think that song would fly if it came out today.
Why? What does it say?
No, I just don't know. I don't know.
Do you think it would be the vibes?
If it dropped today, do you think it would do as well as it did in 2007?
What, considering the lyrics?
Yeah, largely.
I feel like this is a loaded question.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, probably.
To be honest, I didn't really think,
I wasn't really thinking too much about the lyrics.
I was having quite vivid flashbacks of 2007 at my college dorm room.
Oh, yeah.
Experiencing things for the first time.
Right, okay.
And that song might have been playing.
Took you there.
Yeah.
Why don't you sit down on top of me?
Hey!
Brie and Clint.
You can tell it's a new song because Clint doesn't know where to come in yet.
I like it though.
Yeah, I like that too.
New Tate McRae.
There's a TV host in the UK that has accidentally said live on air that he's bisexual.
There's nothing wrong with that, obviously, except for the fact that he's not bisexual
and that's not what he meant to say.
Oh no.
His name is Jeremy Vine and he was interviewing,
we've talked about this guy before, the etiquette expert.
His name is William Hansen.
He teaches you things like how to hold your knife and fork,
how to, I don't know, sit at a dinner table.
How to place your napkin.
Yeah, those kind of things.
He does proper etiquette.
All superfluous things.
Yeah, okay.
Well, in my world.
He accidentally said this live on air.
Have a listen.
Well, you are left-handed.
I noticed when you were doing your drawing.
I'm bisexual.
Is it bisexual?
I don't know if you're bisexual.
Well, you could be.
I don't know, Jeremy. I'm a dexterous. No. Okay. I think that might be bi-? I don't know if you're bisexual. Well, you could be. I don't know, Jeremy.
Ambidextrous.
No.
Okay.
I think that might be bidextrous.
Bidextrous.
It's really boring, actually.
No, well, I'm not the same as bisexual.
No, it's not the same as bisexual.
No, not the same as bisexual at all.
Here's a fun fact.
A lot of bisexual people also bidextrous.
Really?
Oh, I don't know.
I just imagine.-dextrous. Really? Oh, I don't know. I just imagine.
Ambidextrous,
bisexual. Two very,
two very different things. What's
bi-dextrous? I don't believe that
bi-dextrous is a term. Is it a word?
Bi-dextrous. Ambidextrous
when you can use both hands.
Bi-dextrous means using... You don't have a dominant hand.
Oh, okay. Bi-dextrous means using both You don't have a dominant hand. Oh, okay.
Bidextrous means using both hands with equal ease or dexterity.
It can also refer to a grasp where a person approaches something with both hands.
Okay.
Yeah, a lot of bisexual are bidextrous as well.
They like to use both hands.
Yeah.
Just, you know.
I'm just Googling the difference between ambidextrous and bidextrous.
Yeah, what is the difference difference between ambidextrous and bidextrous. Yeah, what is the difference?
Because ambidextrous, that's what I thought ambidextrous was.
Ambidextral is a term used to describe different levels of ambidexterity,
but they are not widely used in science.
Oh, right.
Okay, so it's different levels of how ambidextrous you are.
So you could be... Like bisexuality, it's a spectrum. Oh, right. Okay. So it's different levels of how ambidextrous you are. So you could be...
It's like bisexuality. It's a spectrum.
Yeah. So bidextrous means you're...
Equally...
Equally dominant.
Equally dominant. Yeah.
Like both hands are equally dominant. Can you...
Whereas ambidextrous maybe means you can use both, but you're better with one.
Yes.
Yeah.
But you're still not too bad with the other.
Yeah, yeah.
What does it mean when I've always felt like I am bifootstress?
Oh, right.
Okay.
Yeah, because it's not foot dexterity, isn't it?
Dexterity refers to your hands.
Yeah, what does it mean?
Like I can kick.
Let's find out.
We're learning.
I can kick a soccer ball.
Like I'm right-footed, but I can kick just as well with my left foot.
Okay, I've just Googled ambidextrous butt for feet.
The term for being able to use both feet equally is ambipedal.
Ooh.
In soccer, being ambidextrous is also being known as two-footed.
Two-footed?
You're ambipedal.
I'm an ambipedal.
You're an ambipede. You're an ambedal. I'm an ambipedal. You're an ambipede.
You're an ambipede.
I'm an ambipede.
So if bidextral means you are equally good with both hands
and ambidextrous may mean that you can use both but you prefer one,
does that mean bisexual means you're happy to go either way
but ambisexual means you prefer one over the other but you're happy to go either way, but ambisexual means you prefer one over the other,
but you're happy to use both?
Yeah.
I feel like ambisexual would mean that it's 50-50 down the middle.
No, but according to what we're saying, that's bisexual.
Wait, what?
Equal.
Bidextral.
Yes.
Both.
Equal for both.
So that's bisexual. So that'sral. Yes. Both. Equal for both. So that's bisexual.
So that's bisexual.
So ambisexual.
It means that you favour one.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like for me, I would say I'm 70-30.
So by definition of this conversation, you're ambisexual.
Ambisexual.
Oh, we just came up with a new term.
I'm just Googling to see if it already exists.
Ambisexual, bisexual, or having an ambiviant or changing sexual orientation.
Oh, so we didn't come up with it.
We didn't come up with it.
God, everything's taken.
Everything's taken.
God, what's the point anymore?
Everything's already been invented.
The guy who said he's bisexual on TV is not bisexual.
Brie and Clint.
Here's Brie the carpenter.
Brie and Clint.
We are counting down to December, 1st of December,
which a lot of people will be getting their Advent calendars ready.
Oh, yeah.
Because you need them from the 1st of December.
Or you've got to do a big catch-up.
Oh, yeah. Well, that's always fun. That's kind of fun too, yeah. That is fun. Do you run them from the 1st of December. Or you've got to do a big catch-up. Well, yeah, well, that's always fun.
That's kind of fun too, yeah.
That is fun.
Do you run an advent calendar?
I don't because I'm the type that I just get too impatient
and want to open them all.
I get them from my daughters.
They're three and five, and it's like a personality test.
You either can or you can't.
And one of my daughters can, and she prides herself going on tour a day.
I could take a wild guess as to who's who. can or you can't and one of my daughters can and she prides herself going on door a day i could
take a wild guess as to who's who maggie's just like let me at him i feel like you're raising a
miniature me good luck with that i i've had a look into some of the advent calendars that are on
offer this year the more expensive ones oh okay probably let dare to dream because i feel like
these are crazy money when it comes to advent calendars oh sure but maybe some people are in
the market for something like this the first one we'll kick it off is the dior beauty advent
calendar sure okay um so they've got fragrances in there, skincare, makeup, holiday gift sets,
and that will set you back the very reasonable price of $1,200.
$1,200 for an advent calendar.
$1,200.
I always find with those fragrance and makeup ones,
they fill them up with hand cream.
A lot of small hand creams and lip balms in there, eh?
A lot of nothings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's move on.
This is an advent calendar I actually really want because it looks really good.
You can get it from Mecca and it's by Mason Francis and I never know how to say the last
part.
Kirk Dujan.
Anyway, they make Baccarat Rouge, which is the perfume that I wear,
and I love it so much.
Anyway, they're calling it a countdown calendar
because I think it starts a bit early if you want,
or maybe it goes through New Year.
It's a little bit different.
Or maybe it's only 12.
Yeah, I feel like it's a little bit different.
But anyway, it's got an array of best-selling fragrances,
like Baccarat Rouge, oils, candles, et cetera.
And you can buy that from Mecca for $1,900 New Zealand dollars.
I didn't realise you could buy anything from Mecca for $1,900.
Well, the Baccarat Rouge perfume is like $600.
Do you wear $600 perfume?
No, I get my friend to get me a discount. Oh, okay.
And I can only buy the small ones.
There'll be,
I don't want to say this, but
there'll be a dupe out there.
Yeah, there is. Yeah. Well, everyone
for a long while
was saying that Ariana Grande
Cloud is the
dupe for... Is not the dupe,
but people were saying it smells really similar,
but there's also dupes.
I heard Britney Spears Fantasy.
Did you?
Yeah.
Did you actually?
No, you didn't.
For real though, Ariana Grande's Cloud apparently smells similar,
but I haven't smelled it.
Some other expensive advent calendars on the market.
What about a fine jewellery by Lark and Berry?
They've got a limited edition Christmas set which features 12 compartments
filled with opulent solid gold pieces and fine jewellery.
How much do you reckon that's going to set you back?
New Zealand dollars.
I'm noticing a trend that these are getting more expensive,
so I'll say $3,000.
$180,000. $180,000.
$180,000.
For an advent calendar.
For an advent calendar that only has 12 compartments.
Also, you don't know what's in it.
What if you spend $180,000?
It's all ugly.
And you're like, well, none of this suits me.
Let's stick to the theme of jewellery.
I've got one more for you, a Tiffany & Co advent calendar.
What will be in this?
Did I write it down?
Yeah.
So this one's a 24-piece set with diamonds in some of them.
Okay.
What do you reckon?
A Tiffany & Co advent calendar.
$800,000.
Well, you've gone a bit too big, haven't you?
Well, you bought us one for $180,000 previously.
$215,000.
A reasonable $215,000.
Oh, how silly of me.
People are texting in to say the Lego advent calendar is very, very good.
Oh, I'd love that.
Yeah.
I really am into the Lego flowers.
Lego flowers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want some more Lego flowers for my house.
Bree and I wanted to launch a potato chip advent calendar.
It had a different flavour of potato chips every day.
Just one of those little bags.
Yeah.
You know?
We thought that'd be fun.
25 bags of potato chips.
What else?
It's all been done now, eh?
There was the cheese advent calendar.
Cheese is great.
You can still get the beer ones.
The beer was good.
I've seen a gin advent calendar, and the gin comes in baubles. I is great. You can still get the beer ones. The beer was good. I've seen a gin advent calendar and the gin
comes in baubles.
I love those.
And each day you drain
the bauble and drink it
and then you hang the
bauble on your
Christmas tree.
Yeah.
See that's a good idea.
Yeah.
Those are good ideas.
And not $180,000.
Nah.
Yeah.
There's some very
affordable advent
calendars out there and
probably ones that have
the chocolate that's
turned white.
I was going to say I'm getting my kids the white chocolate,
the brown chocolate turned white ones from the supermarket.
Yeah, that's the ones we'll be having too.
That's the end of the Bree and Clint show for another week.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Bree, most exciting thing you were doing this weekend, Wicked?
Yeah, probably going to Wicked for the second time.
We've got a bunch of mates who are keen to go,
so we're going to book the old VMAX.
Let's do a New Zealand version called Wockerd.
Wockerd.
Oh, Wockerd.
Who would play Elphaba?
I reckon Anika Moore.
Oh, you reckon?
Anika Moore would play Elphaba.
Yeah, sure, yeah.
And then who would play Glinda?
Oh, Hilary Barry.
Hilary Barry would be great. Yeah. Suzanne Paul would be a goodphaba. Yeah, sure, yeah. And then who would play Glinda? Oh, Hilary Barry. Hilary Barry would be great.
Yeah.
Suzanne Paul would be a good Glinda.
Yeah.
Yeah, who would play the wizard?
The wizard would be played by...
Someone old and seemingly wise.
I know who it would be.
Jeremy Corbett. Jeremy Corbett Jeremy Corbett
He's the wizard
He would play the wizard
Yeah
Perfect
Yeah
We're going to get this thing happening
Get it in
Get it in production
That's wacko'd
Man that's wacko'd
That's so wacko'd
I'm putting the Christmas tree up
And going to see Santa
With the kids and dog
This weekend
Claudia what's the most
Exciting thing happening
On your weekend
I'm going to go visit my dad
Oh nice
God Claudia's Claudia's got a hot thing happening on your weekend? I'm going to go visit my dad. Oh, nice.
God, Claudia's got a hot dad.
Stop it.
Three.
Can you tell your dad hi from me?
Yeah, can you tell Big Steve hi from me? No, no.
She's only saying it because she's got a hot dad too.
No, Claudia's dad's real hot.
Notice how no one's bringing up my dad?
I think you're a hot dad if you're listening.
Have I met your dad?
Nah, keep him well away from you.
I don't think I've ever met him.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
We'll see you on Monday.
Wouldn't say no.
Ha ha!